New Harry Potter title revealed! [spoilers]

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NEW YORK (CNN/Money) - The sixth book in the popular Harry Potter series will be titled "Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince," the books' author J.K. Rowling has announced.

Rejected by Rowling as false, and very, very, very devlish rumors were the titles:

"Harry Potter and the Pillar of Storge"
"Harry Potter and the Toenail of Icklibogg"

What are your ideas for subsequent Harry Potter novels?

"Harry Potter and the Tower of Spooge"

― Skottie, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 12:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Darkening Scrotum

― Jaunty Alan (Alan), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 12:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Quivering Quim

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 12:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Three Quarters Pus Princess

― MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 12:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Pulsating Brown Eye

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 12:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Philanderer's Phallus

― MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 12:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Galloping Geebag

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 12:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and Jason take Manhattan

― zebedee (zebedee), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 12:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter Plays Quidicch With Rons Balls

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 12:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the bra strap of the girl who sits in front of him in double maths

― Jaunty Alan (Alan), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 12:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Gobbler of Gism

― MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 12:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Smokey and the Harry Potter.

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 12:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Welcome Back Potter

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 12:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and Ron DP Hermione

― Bryan (Bryan), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 12:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Prizzle of Azkabizzle starring Snoop Dogg as Professor Goodblunt

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 12:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Soul-Stealing Adolescence

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 12:59 (twenty-one years ago)

ha ha chris v just made me laugh a bugger onto my monitor

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 12:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter Has Hair On His Balls and Wants You To See.

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Recalcitrant Pubes (XPOST)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and His Left Hand, Now His Right Hand, Now A Sock OOOOOH...

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Hairy Potter and Hirsute Hermoine

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Inappropriate Gym Teacher

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Insidious Backne

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry and Ron : The Story of Baldy the Clown

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Philosophers are Stoned Again

― Skottie, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Hi Im megan how dare you dirty Harry Potters name this way I'm saving my viginity for him, asshols!

― Megan, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Big Bottle of Lotion

― Bryan (Bryan), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Unattended Liquor Cabinet

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Vale of Emo f Kanye West

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Megan: listen carefully, he's.....not.....real.

― MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Pottymouthed Potterbabe

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Megan so wins

― Andrew Blood Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:05 (twenty-one years ago)

remix!

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Wedged Wand

― MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and that weird way my sweat smells these days after quidditch

― Skottie, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Exciting Adventure

― Andrew Blood Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Hogwarts Bog Warts

― MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Humungous Hymen

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Soggy Biscuit

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Yea thats wat danny from necxt door said about his magic wand now i belive everything.

― Megan, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:07 (twenty-one years ago)

"Harry Potter and I'm Not Just Richer than the Queen Now, I'm Richer than All Queens Put Together Including Elton John" by J. K. Rowling

― Skottie, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter Destroys the Bad Guys With His Nut Butter

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:08 (twenty-one years ago)

my son Sam: "Scary Potty and the Prisoner of Toiletpaper"

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Disturbingly Hot Student Teacher

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Inside Of His Locker

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Damp Drawers

― Skottie, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Sticky Magazine

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Trip to the Needle Exchange

― Skottie, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Sticky Sears Catalog

― Bryan (Bryan), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy Visit Massachusetts and have A LIttle Announcement To Make

― Skottie, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Hairy Palms

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:14 (twenty-one years ago)

harry potter and the jew

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Pair of Hams

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Scary Black Guy, I Bet He's A Gangbanger, I Mean Just Look At Him

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:16 (twenty-one years ago)

harry potter and the enchanted glory hole

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Would that be the subtitle of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Ashkenazi, s1ocki?

― Skottie, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:17 (twenty-one years ago)

or "enchanting" even! (xp)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Twelve Steps

― Skottie, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:18 (twenty-one years ago)

harry potter and the delirium tremens

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Dilated Orifice

― Skottie, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the WHSmith 3 for 2 Offer

― Jaunty Alan (Alan), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:20 (twenty-one years ago)

harry potter, the strongman's daughter

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:21 (twenty-one years ago)

harry potter and the masturbation

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Bowling for Hogwarts

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:21 (twenty-one years ago)

harry potter and the sex-having

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:21 (twenty-one years ago)

o i didnt meant the book harry potter i meant the boy in the movies he cant be gay hes so cute.

― Megan, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Accidental Fist

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Magical Fist

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:23 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Engulfed Fist

― Skottie, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and The Moist Perenium

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and Oh No, Not Another Fist AARGH

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:25 (twenty-one years ago)

harry potter and the big ol' butt

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Pulsating Sphincter

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter And The Safeword Is Cherry

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potters All Growns Up and Ready To Fuck

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and Find The Car Keys and We Can Drive Out

― Skottie, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Mailbox Softball

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:26 (twenty-one years ago)

harry potter and the cute gays

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Circle Jerk

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and Derek and Clive.

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Potter and the Wang

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Ignorance of the Clitoris

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and Underwear Night at the Mineshaft

― Skottie, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter Gets Hotter and Hotter

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and Why Are His Male Friends Always Nicely But Similarly Dressed With Recent Expensive Haircuts And Copies Of Playbill Strewn Around Their Condos

― Skottie, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the School Disco Hard-On

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and The Fist of Analasszikstan

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter Chows Down On A Furry Burger

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Bottle of Gaymers Olde English

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Thread of Filth

― Enrique (Enrique), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Picture of a Car He Found Yesterday and Put On His Wall as it Looks Kinda Cool

― Andrew Blood Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Down Ass Chicken

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Internet Copyright Dispute

― Andrew Blood Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Ill-Advised Night on the Cooking Sherry

― robster (robster), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Soul Broom

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Crystal of Meth

― Skottie, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Hole of Glory

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter, the Duke of Earl, the Fig of Newton, and the Prince of Tides

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Goodbye 20th Century

― Andrew Blood Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter Doesn't Leave His Room for a Year

― robster (robster), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:40 (twenty-one years ago)

(I thought Daver owned this thread, but OMG "Soul Broom"!!!!!)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Mugwump Jism

― Benrique (Enrique), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Underaged Crack Whore

― Skottie, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Popcorn Penis Initiative

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and The Olsen Twins Don't Eat for a Month

― Skottie, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Puddle of Mudd

― Andrew Blood Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Product Tie-ins

― Skottie, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Perils of Peachfuzz

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Sword of Wilkinson

― robster (robster), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Jazzmags of Dumbledore

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Quandry of Quim and Queef

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the New Lycia Album

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter & Encyclopedia Brown Learn About Huffing Paint

― Kingfish of Burma (Kingfish), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the New Lycra Gusset

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the "My god, they have turned the cafe where I wrote the first one into an all-you-can-eat-for-fiver Chinese Banquet place".

― ___ (___), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter & Encyclopedia Brown Meet Abbott & Costello

― Kingfish of Burma (Kingfish), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter & That Chick's Ass. I mean, just LOOK at it! You just want to hear it as a hat!

― Kingfish of Burma (Kingfish), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:57 (twenty-one years ago)

fuck hearing a hat

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter And The Annoyingly Persistent Erection That Makes His School Trousers Resemble An Action Man's Tent

― Ricardo (RickyT), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Lords of the New Church

― Skottie, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 14:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Jicks

― Andrew Blood Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 14:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter & the Delights of the Special Afghani Flowers

― Kingfish of Burma (Kingfish), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 14:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Fucking Irritating Tendency Of People Who Post To ILE To Dogpile Onto Threads After Issues Have Been Aired And Resolved So That They Can Wave Their Dicks Around And Beat A Dead Horse

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 14:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Potter's Complaint

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 14:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and The Cheap Knob Gag

― Ricardo (RickyT), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 14:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Uncompromising War on Art Under the Dictatorship of the Proletariat

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 14:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter & His Cold, Unmarked Grave in the Ironically-Named "Potter's Field"

― Kingfish of Burma (Kingfish), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 14:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter & Those Jerks in Pod Six

― Kingfish of Burma (Kingfish), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 14:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Bootyflake Factory

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 14:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter in I Farted and A Shit Slipped Out

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 14:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Fuck You Right Back Dan Perry My Burroughs/Rowling/Bomb the Bass Reference Kicked Virgin Ass

― Enrique (Enrique), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 14:10 (twenty-one years ago)

VB, you mean, "Harry Potter and the Instance of Incontinence".

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 14:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Beautiful, beautiful thread.

I was still hoping for a one-two punch -- in a discreet English way -- for "HP and the Shameful Incident" and "HP and the Mysterious Expulsion" to finish out the series.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 14:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Ruin of Raggett

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 14:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Actual Fucking Expulsion for Breaking All the Fucking Rules All the Fucking Time?

― Andrew Blood Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 14:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Noodle Incident

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 14:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Mystery of the Thread Locker

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 14:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Ruin of Raggett

"DRINK!" etc.

the Actual Fucking Expulsion for Breaking All the Fucking Rules All the Fucking Time?

Good friend Stripey has always been more than a little cheesed with the books and movies for that reason -- she described it as being a very James Bond world where the hero as posited breaks all sorts of rules and actually doesn't seem to be morally superior to most but is somehow forgiven because he's *Harry Potter*, etc.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 14:21 (twenty-one years ago)

And Snape's EVIL cos he's SNAPE so he must be

― Andrew Blood Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 14:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter's Bogus Journey

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 14:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Apology For Bringing Ire From A Completely Different Thread Onto This One

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 14:25 (twenty-one years ago)

The Snape thing is great, though! He's never actually evil -- the kids constantly mistake him for evil, despite him always turning out to be a good guy, because he's a mean teacher and they're kids. I've always loved that, it's the weakness that balances out their Hardy Boy-ness.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 14:25 (twenty-one years ago)

She actually likes Alan Rickman's character because there's some sense of moral ambiguity, apparently. Ya take your victories as you can, I guess.

J.D., I would like to commission you to do a rock opera based on the books and movies, starring the 92-era Manics.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 14:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter's Baad Assssss Song

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 14:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 14:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Mother Lovin' Suspension of Disbelief In a World Filled With Werewolves and Hippogriffs

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 14:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Belles of St Trinians.

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 14:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the New Lycia Album

Actually, THIS is the genius one. But I'm biased.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 14:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Happy Potter & the Fabulous Stains

― Kingfish of Burma (Kingfish), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 14:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Excessively Itchy Submit Finger

― Enrique (Enrique), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 14:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Re-Enactment of the Porky's Shower Scene

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 14:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude, Where's My Wand?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 14:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter Episode I: The Phantom Pubes

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 14:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Y Mama Tu Potter

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 14:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Run Harry Run

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 14:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter & The Furs of Psychedelica

― Kingfish of Burma (Kingfish), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 14:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the They Get Thrown In Juvenile Wizards Detention Center For a Prank Gone Wrong And The Guards Rape Them And They Grow Up And Get Revenge And It's Cool Cause Jason Patric Plays A Wizard, See

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 14:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Does Hogwarts

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 14:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter Dies

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 14:30 (twenty-one years ago)

When Harry Potter Met Sally Field

― Skottie, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 14:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter And the Hendersons

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 14:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Does Hogs, Warts 'n All

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 14:31 (twenty-one years ago)

(going to hell going to hell)

The Hermoine 500

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 14:32 (twenty-one years ago)

The Day After Harry Potter

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 14:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Bon Voyage Harry Potter (And Don't Come Back!)

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 14:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Pear Cider

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 14:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Potter In Love

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 14:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Thrombosed Hemmorhoid

― 57 7th (calstars), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 14:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Get Potter

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 14:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry and Weasley Go To New York

― Kingfish of Burma (Kingfish), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 14:37 (twenty-one years ago)

haha Ned we would have to call it Culture, Alienation, Boredom, Despair and Harry Potter.

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 14:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Momus

― Skottie, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 14:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Bong of Time!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 14:43 (twenty-one years ago)

"Woah, Ron...dude, it's like time is slowing down!"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 14:43 (twenty-one years ago)

haha Ned we would have to call it Culture, Alienation, Boredom, Despair and Harry Potter.

THAT WOULD BE GENIUS. Besides which, Rowling is a well-known Morrissey freak, it can be Harry Potter trudging slowly over wet sand somewhere near Cardiff before being attacked by glammed-up art terrorists.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 14:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Kegstand of Shame

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 14:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Weekend at Hagrid's II: The Search for Curly's Gold

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 14:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Hermione Gets Her Groove Back

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 14:45 (twenty-one years ago)

(She lost it to start with? That's SICK.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 14:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude, by the time the last book comes out her character is 18! No foul!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 14:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter, His Owl, and the Walk of Shame

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 14:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter And That Time We Were Like SO Stoned and That Guy Said that Thing and Everyone Like Totally Cracked up And then That Girl Went Down on Ron and Like Everyone Was Watching

― Skottie, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 14:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Wand/Wang Switcheroo

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 15:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter vs Predator

― Enrique (Enrique), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 15:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Episode IV: A New Hope

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 15:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Iraqi Handover

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 15:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter Meets Ben Affleck

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 15:22 (twenty-one years ago)

When Harry Met Sally

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 15:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter Leaves Home

Harry Potter Loves You

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 15:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the 100Gb iPod

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 15:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry! Where's my broomstick?

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 15:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Arse of Casablanca

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 15:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Hi-Ho Harry!

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 15:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry and the Pirates

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 15:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Pennysong Harr y

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 15:29 (twenty-one years ago)

cast it like potter

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 15:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Pottering About

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 15:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter And The Breakfast Club

― Ben Mott (Ben Mott), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 15:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Quidditching for Azkaban

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 15:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Who Is Harry Potterman and Why Is He Saying Those Terrible Things About Me?

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 15:32 (twenty-one years ago)

There's something about Harry

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 15:32 (twenty-one years ago)

I was about to say that ken.

Deconstructing Harry (Potter)

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 15:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter Meets Ian Brown

― Kingfish of Burma (Kingfish), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 15:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter And The Prolapsing Rectum

― Ben Mott (Ben Mott), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 15:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Win A Date With Harry Potter!
Around Harrys Colon in 80 Days

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 15:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Potter: Lust For Glory

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 15:39 (twenty-one years ago)

You're a Good Wizard, Harry Potter

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 15:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Ernest Goes To Hogwarts

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 15:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Taco-Flavored Kisses

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 15:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Hogwarts: 120 Days of Sodom

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 15:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry and Maude

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 15:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Sirius Black Took My Baby Away

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 15:53 (twenty-one years ago)

The Graduate, ft. the Garf Uncle penned theme "Ms. McGarnicle".

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 15:54 (twenty-one years ago)

No Sleep 'Til Hogwarts

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 15:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and Noise Dudes in Upstate NY Fictional Buttsex Shocker

(thank you Gear!)

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 15:55 (twenty-one years ago)

haha omg

Harry Potter and what to do when your roommate doesn't realize you're home and thusly is having loud sex in the living room

(thank you Gear!)

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 15:57 (twenty-one years ago)

24 Hour Hogwarts People

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 15:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Pills, Chills, n' Spells

― Kingfish of Burma (Kingfish), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 16:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and Little Lady Fauntleroy - Last Night

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 16:07 (twenty-one years ago)

King Harry meets the Potters uptown

― Tag (Tag), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 16:44 (twenty-one years ago)

harry potter and the gay

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 16:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Pre-Emptive Thread Revival

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 17:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the 2 New Answers by Midnight

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 18:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 18:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Infinite Sadness

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 18:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Jel wins.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 18:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter, Harry Potter

― Kingfish of Burma (Kingfish), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 18:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Perfunctory Thread Killa

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 18:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter In Africa.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 19:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the beast of two backs

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 19:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Knight of Suge

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 19:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Madame Bovary

― Marcel Post (Marcel Post), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 20:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Back-Alley Abortion

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 20:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter: The Movie

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 20:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Dirty Harry (Potter)

― Skottie, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 20:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Cool Hand Potter

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 20:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter vs Mothra

― Hippolyte Tolstoy, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 20:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Red Knobs and Broomsticks

― Skottie, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 20:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Sorting Asshat

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 20:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Debbie Does Dumbledore

― Kingfish of Burma (Kingfish), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 20:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Girls Gone Wild: Hogwarts Academy

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 20:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the New Bohemians

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 21:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Jel I love you

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 21:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry On Hogwarts

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 03:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Emission of the Seminferous Tubes

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 03:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Carry On Harry

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 03:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Legend of Goatse.cx

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 03:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter Goes Mad in Dorset

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 04:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry and Joey Potter - a Dawsons Creek special

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 04:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Ten News

― The Ghost at Number Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 04:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Show Me On The Doll Where He Touched You

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 04:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahaha Ten news *cracks up*

(for those playing at home, TEN news sydney has a guy called Harry Potter. I crack up every time he's on. Hes the stiffest most pompous git Ive ever seen do the news).

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 04:52 (twenty-one years ago)

He has an industry reputation for being a spanner. Once he said a headless corpse was 'lying face-down in the gutter.'

― The Ghost at Number Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 04:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and THe Headless Corpse Lying Face Down in the Gutter

― Skottie, Wednesday, 30 June 2004 05:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Sixth Semen Donation Today

― Skottie, Wednesday, 30 June 2004 05:28 (twenty-one years ago)

There's something about Harry

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 05:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Internet-Download Post-Quidditch Shower Time Video

― Queen Electric Butt Prober BZZT!! BZZZZZT!! (Queen Electric Butt Prober BZZ), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 05:39 (twenty-one years ago)

tubharry.com

― The Ghost at Number Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 05:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter's Bar

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 11:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter nude Jenny McCarthy Carmen Electra jpg gif Pam Andersen Bea Arthur nude Free Download Herbal Viagra

― Skottie, Wednesday, 30 June 2004 13:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Adolescence

― Skottie, Wednesday, 30 June 2004 13:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter Buys Hermoine an Expensive Wand and she gives in to his request for ass sex.

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 13:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Fountains of Wayne

― Skottie, Wednesday, 30 June 2004 14:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Hot Milf Action of Junkmail

― Vic Fluro, Wednesday, 30 June 2004 14:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Hat of the Trucker

― briania (briania), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 14:16 (twenty-one years ago)

this thread should bring some good google action

― Kingfish of Burma (Kingfish), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 14:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Commerce

― Skottie, Wednesday, 30 June 2004 14:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter Blows Goats I Have Proof

― Vic Fluro, Wednesday, 30 June 2004 14:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Zenda

― Skottie, Wednesday, 30 June 2004 14:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter 4ND a B1GG3R W4NG 2 S4T1SFY YR W1F3???

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 14:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Investment of Nigeria

― Vic Fluro, Wednesday, 30 June 2004 14:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and Encyclopedia Brown Meet the Hardy Boys and Nancy Drew in The Case of The ORNALDO BLOOMPS Donkey Punch

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 14:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Handover of Sovereignty

― briania (briania), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 14:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Order of the Freemasons

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 14:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Kidney's Stone

― Skottie, Wednesday, 30 June 2004 14:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Flight 4054 To Phoenix Has Been Delayed due To Equipment Malfunction

― Skottie, Wednesday, 30 June 2004 15:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter with the philosopher's stoned

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 15:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and his 23 yr old English teacher

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 15:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and Hermione Now Weighs 18 Stone

― Skottie, Wednesday, 30 June 2004 15:57 (twenty-one years ago)

aha Ned we would have to call it Culture, Alienation, Boredom, Despair and Harry Potter.

you mean ifharrypottertoldthetruthforonedayhisworldwouldfallapart

― Nicky Wire, Wednesday, 30 June 2004 16:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Tube Strike

― sgs (sgs), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 16:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Yang of Cho China

Harry Potter and the Divan of Asssex

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 16:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Secret Games of Dumbledore

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 16:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and I Will If You Will (But Don't Tell)

― Skottie, Wednesday, 30 June 2004 17:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Hot Google Action

― Symplistic (shmuel), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 17:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Wanking Willow

― Skottie, Wednesday, 30 June 2004 17:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Book of Excelsior

― briania (briania), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 18:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Wand in the Willows

― Kingfish of Burma (Kingfish), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 18:28 (twenty-one years ago)

For some reason I'm reminded of T.S. Eliot:

In the room the women come and go,
Speaking of D'Angelo.

http://www.concertlivewire.com/jpegs/dangelo.jpg

― Skottie, Thursday, 1 July 2004 05:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I wanted to add a picture of Beverley D'Angelo here, but I could only find ones of her tits :(

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 1 July 2004 11:45 (twenty-one years ago)

post pls.

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 1 July 2004 11:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Of all people, Ken, I'm sure you know how to google for tits.

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 1 July 2004 11:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter Googles for Tits

― briania (briania), Thursday, 1 July 2004 12:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter's Day Off

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 1 July 2004 12:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and Bill Clinton, going by this shitty WaTimes op-ed

― Kingfish of Burma (Kingfish), Thursday, 1 July 2004 13:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Planned Outage of ILX

― Skottie, Thursday, 1 July 2004 20:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Outraged Exoticised Eskimo-Innuits

― Skottie, Thursday, 1 July 2004 22:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and Juneau? Alaska

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 1 July 2004 22:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the 300th Title

― Skottie, Friday, 2 July 2004 00:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Fremme of Neppe Venette

― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Friday, 2 July 2004 05:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Wolsley, It Was Really Nothing

― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Friday, 2 July 2004 05:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Half-Breed (How I learned to Hate The Word) Prince, No Really WE're Just Good Friends

― Skottie, Friday, 2 July 2004 05:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Formerly Known As Prince

― sgs (sgs), Friday, 2 July 2004 07:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Genius + Love = Harry Potter

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 2 July 2004 07:47 (twenty-one years ago)

six months pass...

A thread of beauty.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 23 January 2005 07:53 (twenty years ago)

Harry Potter and the Vadge of Fire

Harry Vadge and the Fire Potter

Harry Potter: The Hands of Fate

― the first church of latebloomer, friend of plebians and santa (reformed) (latebl, Sunday, 23 January 2005 12:30 (twenty years ago)

Harry the Half-Blood Prince

Harry and the Nazi Costume

― Bumfluff, Sunday, 23 January 2005 15:37 (twenty years ago)

Harry Potter and the Lysol Douche

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 23 January 2005 16:34 (twenty years ago)

Harry Potter and his Hairy Partner

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Sunday, 23 January 2005 18:34 (twenty years ago)

Harry Potter and the Rock Steady Crew: A Time Travel Adventure.

― Remy IS THE Snush (x Jeremy), Sunday, 23 January 2005 21:17 (twenty years ago)

Harry Potter and the Barnet Ape.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 24 January 2005 00:33 (twenty years ago)

Harry Potter and the Uncontrollable Urge

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 24 January 2005 00:37 (twenty years ago)

Crouching Harry, Hidden Potter

― sgs (sgs), Monday, 24 January 2005 00:52 (twenty years ago)

Harry Potter and the Curious Urges

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 24 January 2005 00:55 (twenty years ago)

Shit! Sorry Ned.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 24 January 2005 00:56 (twenty years ago)

Ya damned Antipodean punk. Send me fresh koala tacos and I will forgive you.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 24 January 2005 00:57 (twenty years ago)

Harry Potter and the Koala Taco Frenzy

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 24 January 2005 01:00 (twenty years ago)

Harry Potter and the Morrissey Fan

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 24 January 2005 01:01 (twenty years ago)

harry stoner and the philosopher's pot

― nationallampoon, Monday, 24 January 2005 01:01 (twenty years ago)

Harry Potter and the lost hours spent posting to internet message boards ficitional knob / bumming / drug gag ridden book titles.

― elwisty, Monday, 24 January 2005 02:01 (twenty years ago)

Harry Potter and the POSTMODERN META GAG

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 24 January 2005 02:06 (twenty years ago)

Harry Potter and the self consciously deconstructed gag title thread.

― elwisty, Monday, 24 January 2005 02:08 (twenty years ago)

Harry Potter and the jaded ILX poster cum cynic

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 24 January 2005 02:10 (twenty years ago)

Harry Potter and the thread with the needlessy ironic slow death.

― elwisty, Monday, 24 January 2005 02:19 (twenty years ago)

Harry Potter and the latently insipid thread premise

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 24 January 2005 02:20 (twenty years ago)

Harry Potter and the needless NME interviews posing and wanking over The Von Bondies

― elwisty, Monday, 24 January 2005 02:23 (twenty years ago)

Harry Potter and the throngs of brainwashed kiddies who read the books because everyone else is

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 24 January 2005 02:25 (twenty years ago)

Harry Potter and the Haters of Fun

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 24 January 2005 02:25 (twenty years ago)

Harry Potter and that Richard Pryor/Chevy Chase SNL Sketch

― Curious George Rides a Republican (Rock Hardy), Monday, 24 January 2005 02:29 (twenty years ago)

Harry Potter 22 Electric Boogaloo

― elwisty, Monday, 24 January 2005 02:30 (twenty years ago)

Harry Potter and the Fuc Eater

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 24 January 2005 02:31 (twenty years ago)

The Unbearable Potterness of Harry

― elwisty, Monday, 24 January 2005 02:32 (twenty years ago)

Harry Potter and the Peter Cook Appreciation Society

― Bumfluff, Monday, 24 January 2005 02:35 (twenty years ago)

Harry Potter is the Village Green Appreciation Society

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 24 January 2005 02:35 (twenty years ago)

wow.....so much truth there....
note: i am not stoned

― Bumfluff, Monday, 24 January 2005 02:36 (twenty years ago)

Harry Potter and the venereal disease of Carlos D

― elwisty, Monday, 24 January 2005 02:38 (twenty years ago)

Hari Pott£r and the Peeing of the Pants

― Bumfluff, Monday, 24 January 2005 02:41 (twenty years ago)

Harry Potter the 90's US indie rock years Vol#2 featuring Crooked Wand Crooked Wand and It's A Shame About Ron...

― elwisty, Monday, 24 January 2005 02:52 (twenty years ago)

five months pass...

http://zeikfried.no-ip.com/IMAGES/HELLO2.JPG

― Jon, remind me again why you haven't drowned in your own vomit (ex machina), Thursday, 14 July 2005 15:15 (twenty years ago)

I HATE YOU JON WTF

― Ian John50n (orion), Thursday, 14 July 2005 15:38 (twenty years ago)

http://zeikfried.d62.net/

― dongs, Thursday, 14 July 2005 16:43 (twenty years ago)

(caution: spoilers}

Oh, such a nice touch...to put that at the very END.

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 14 July 2005 16:44 (twenty years ago)

Who the fuck is Bill Weasley? The DAD?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 14 July 2005 16:45 (twenty years ago)

I had to post that link to the harry potter thread on another message board, I feel evil today.

― Leon C. (Ex Leon), Thursday, 14 July 2005 16:58 (twenty years ago)

nickalicious was ON FIRE upthread.

Drop It Like It's Potter

― sgs (sgs), Thursday, 14 July 2005 17:08 (twenty years ago)

Harry Potter Get's An ASBO

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 14 July 2005 18:00 (twenty years ago)

is that link safe for work?

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Thursday, 14 July 2005 18:10 (twenty years ago)

Yes, it is.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 14 July 2005 18:12 (twenty years ago)

I have never read any of the books do not intend to do so with this one, thought the movies were a bit shit and I was surprisingly let down by clicking on that link...

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Thursday, 14 July 2005 18:12 (twenty years ago)

hmm, well i kinda already suspected that death would happen. . .and we already knew you know who wasn't a pure-blood so no big surprise there.

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Thursday, 14 July 2005 18:13 (twenty years ago)

Harry Potter and The Eugenicist Hope

― latebloomer: occasionally OTM (latebloomer), Thursday, 14 July 2005 18:28 (twenty years ago)

http://books.guardian.co.uk/harrypotter/story/0,10761,1527772,00.html

― Leon C. (Ex Leon), Thursday, 14 July 2005 19:58 (twenty years ago)

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