So, right, then, who do you fancy?

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I finally get to ask this question, I'm so psyched. Just answer the question. Can be an actor, pop star, person you know that none of us know, it's all good. Just answer it, because I really need to know.

Ally, Monday, 11 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oooohhhh... can we make this a "ten people we wouldn't kick out of bed" thread?

masonic boom, Monday, 11 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'll just stick to celebs rather than listing all the unrequited crushes I've got/had...hmmm...I've really got this thing for Liz Barker who presents Blue Peter, and Willow form Buffy...*sigh*

james e l, Monday, 11 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

That's exactly what I want this thread to be, Kate.

Ally, Monday, 11 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I wouldn't really want ten people in my bed, it'd be kinda uncomfortable.

james e l, Monday, 11 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm gonna make it five, cause, well, I don't wanna bore you all too much. And gosh, I hope Paul doesn't read this. ;-) Oh well, he already knows.

People I wouldn't kick out of bed...

1) Peter Holmstrom of the Dandy Warhols. OK, despite the fact that idol-worship is invariably *ruined* by getting to know your idols, every now and then, I still see a picture of him, and just go "uuuuhhhh..." 2) Sonic Boom. Living proof that dirty dronerock boys from Rugby can have cheekbones, too. 3) Damien Hirst. Brains can be as attractive as looks. Besides, you just know he'd be absurdly *dirty* in bed. 4) Jeff Davies out of BJM/Smallstone. Uuuuuuhhhhhhh... 5) DanandOllie out of the Channel 6. This isn't even a crush any more. In fact, I don't actually want to sleep with either of them, either. It's not actually about *them* - as evidenced by the fact that I no longer distinguish between the two of them. It's just one of those things that has been going on for so long that it's become one of my personality quirks. Kate fancies the C6. I mean, if I *didn't* say something about them it would be odd, you know?

OK, just a general list of other boys I think are pretty: Nicky Wire (well, duh!), the keyboardist out of Sigur Ros, Nick out of Fonda500, posessor of the "Best Fringe In Rock", Mark Gardener (yes, still, even bald!), errrmmmm... gosh, I really must be sick if I/m having problems raising a flush of hormones about anyone. Most shameful boy I find attractive is probably Crispian Mills. If only I could tape his mouth shut and just have him stand there looking pretty. (hmm, kind of the way I feel about Nicky Wire. Wonder if there's something to that?)

Will probably add more boys who want to adore me as I think of them.

masonic boom, Monday, 11 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

My sister thinks Crispian was hot, but he looks so much like Princess Diana AND Ellen DeGeneres.

You're totally on the money about Mark Gardener. I got involved with college radio because the boy in charge looked exactly like him.

Nicole, Monday, 11 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Crispian really isn't bad looking, he's just an idiot. If there was some way to deprogram him...It's like my mom says, she'll see a guy like Brendan Frasier (WHO SHE LOVES), and she'll go to the tv while he's in an interview, "Shhh, don't speak, no words!" Right, let me answer this:
1. Richey. DUH. Hello? Don't any of you read my posts?
2. Jarvis, but only if he loses those ugly glasses he sports now with the yellow tint, and washes his hair. He's looking like a homeless man these days, he really needs to go back to the Different Class look.
3. Christian Bale. If you disagree, you are wrong.
4. Britney Spears, but only if she loses that awful orange fake tan.
5. Russell Crowe, partially because I fancy him but also partially because I want to find out if it's true that he shouts out "RUSSELL! CROWE!" during sex.
6. James Dean Bradfield, but only if he went back to the way he looked back during Gold Against the Soul / The Holy Bible. His new "middle-aged dad" look doesn't work for me.
7. Aaliyah, even though her singing annoys me.
8. This guy I work with that none of you know and I'm not putting in his name because I have a sneaking suspicion he has gone on Google and done searches on my name.
9. Alex James, and Damon Albarn too, but only if I can tear out Damon's tongue first.
10. Richey again, because he's worth two spots. People I will never sleep with: Christina Aguilera, Mariah Carey, Brett Anderson, Ramon.

Ally, Monday, 11 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Argh, I forgot Johnny Depp! He looks too much like someone I know, so forget it. It's the same thing with Keanu Reeves, Keanu looks like my cousin, so fancying Keanu is like fancying my cousin which is just plain wrong where I'm from.

Ally, Monday, 11 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

okay, in no particular order...

britney -- like i said that one night, it's like screwing america. and who hasn't wanted to do at least once?

beyonce -- i can only hope that she is my destiny.

nelly furtado -- but only if she promises not to rap or chant or whatever she does on that missy remix.

penelope cruz and salma hayek -- um, they're hot?

julianne moore -- because she was without makeup for almost all of safe and still looked great.

winona ryder -- fucking beck, man. he got her when she looked her best in years. beck's almost enough to put me off entirely. but not quite.

laetitia casta -- we'd speak the language of love.

thandie newton -- though i imagine dan and i would have to fight for her affection, and a menage a trois, with dan, is OUT OF THE QUESTION.

mila kunis -- some days, it's donna; some days it's jackie. today it's jackie.

fred solinger, Monday, 11 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Katie Couric. GOd would I love to have her.

-- Mike Hanley, Monday, 11 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

nelly furtado -- Why not just say Courtney Cox? Cause they're the same woman, except Nelly is more tan.

mila kunis -- My sister looks a lot like Mila Kunis. You are quite welcome to her. Please. Take her to New Jersey, or out of my neighborhood at least.

Nicole, Monday, 11 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Tear-the-tongue-out makes this too easy.

1: Axl in a skirt (assuming still skinny& evil...) 2: Joan Jett (complicated somewhat by fact that I'd prefer to BE her) 3: Thurston Moore 4: Kim or Kelley Deal (forget which now, and the other didn't do it at ALL) 5: Angel&Spike 6: Faith (obviously Willow is my favourite character too but puh-LEASE: how indie- girlie wide-eye Hello-Kitty T-shirt can you get, sexwise? Even Evil Willow is only abt Goth Cleavage, and I concur with Anthonyeaston on cleavage...) 7: Marc Bolan c.1972 8: Doris Day c.1952 9: John Cage c.1932 10: Kym Marsh

mark s, Monday, 11 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

because courteney cox is old and is married to david arquette.

and your sister likes these animal men. OUT OF THE QUESTION.

fred solinger, Monday, 11 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

because courteney cox is old and is married to david arquette.

But she has money, and basically the same face regardless of age. Nelly will be hosting a show on the cbc within a couple of years, and then where would you be. and your sister likes these animal men. OUT OF THE QUESTION.

But that shows she has a lack of taste, so she'd probably really be into you. If she liked Crispian and Johnny Dean, it's likely...

Nicole, Monday, 11 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Sleeping with people is dead, it's tired, it's played out, I want to sleep with the characters they play. Josie and Melody, Dylan in Charlie's Angels, the sexual care package Anna Paquin plays in Hurly Burly, Madeleine in Masculin-Feminin, Buttercup in the Princess Bride. Britney and the three girls in Mensen are the only people I'd let play themselves.

Otis Wheeler, Monday, 11 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Nicole, your sister looks like Mila Kunis? What a coincidence, SO DOES MY SISTER. Rather strikingly.

I am so not talking to Fred anymore.

Ally, Monday, 11 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh, and Mr. Wheeler, doesn't Melody remind you of....STEPHANIE?

Ally, Monday, 11 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

why am i not being spoken to anymore? your sister looks like katie holmes. she did not make the list. your sister is like jackie, the character, but she doesn't look like her.

fred solinger, Monday, 11 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

oh, and mark: aren't kim and kelley twins? how do you tell them apart? kelley looks a bit sluttier, but kim has a better voice. tough call. why not take both?

fred solinger, Monday, 11 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

K&K = twins, yes. Can tell apart, can't remember which is which. One = hot; other = both = not. A mystery to me, also.

PS: Have realised no-tongue only applies to Angel.

mark s, Monday, 11 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Melody is like Stephanie except cute and lovable.

I would've put Katie Fuckin' Holmes on the list if I liked the characters she plays. I would've put Ally's sister on the list if she still looked like Katie Holmes, but now that she looks like Mila Kunis, I don't care.

Otis Wheeler, Monday, 11 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Okay, my sister looks NOTHING like Katie Holmes, everyone else agrees with me, except Otis saw one photo of her that looked like Katie Holmes vaguely, but then he saw some more and he's all, what the fuck, Fred is a crackhead, she looks nothing like Katie Holmes. Not only that, but EVERYONE who has seen recent photos of her (ie her prom photos, for example) thinks she looks just like Mila Kunis!

So, yeah, go away, thanks, we are so thru, how disturbing is this? "Yeah, here's my man, he wants to shag women that look suspiciously like my sister". U. G. H. Where's Richey when I need him?

Ally, Monday, 11 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

So, Otis, you admit you want to shag women who are like Stephanie, then? Intriguing, do I smell hook up? I mean, granted, you two hate each other, but so did my mom and dad.

Ally, Monday, 11 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Jarvis Cocker? UGH!!! Most UNSEXY man alive!!! You know, given a choice between Jarvis, and complete celibacy, I would become a nun. Disgusting. Not only is he hideous, he has the more repulsive voice I've ever heard. And he gargles when he speaks or sings.

Alex James... hmmmm... in about 1993/4, in a heartbeat. No questions asked. Oh yes. In fact, Ally, have you read The Deep Field? (mwah hah hah). But now... no, it's just too awful. I mean, it's not bad enough that he got all fat and furry like a giant teddy bear, but he CUT HIS FRINGE OFF!!! I mean... forget it! No fringe, no Alex!

Oh, and I forgot. Bobby Gillespie. He was the man who awoke my teenage sexuality in 1985, and I will never forget it, no matter how skanky he might get, he is still forever lovely and leatherclad and sweeping his fringe out of his face in my mind.

Sorry, Christian Bale is just not attractive. Nope, just can't see it. Next you'll be trying to convince me that Jude Law is anything but an ugly mug. However, Johnny Depp? Yes, indeed. Loveliness, even though I don't fancy actors at all. Well, OK, excepting maybe Ewan McGreggor and Gary Oldman.

Sorry, I could talk about cute boys all night. I often do. Heh.

masonic boom, Monday, 11 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Dude, Kate, if you had better taste in men, I'd be so down with you. This is such a shame.

Actually, now that I've thought it thru, this is the best thing ever. We should totally be hanging out with each other because we'd go to a club, see two guys, and we wouldn't have the issue of the mini-fight over which one goes with whom - we'd like different ones. This would be such a fantastically good thing, a change of pace, you see.

I've seen no recent pictures of Alex James, nor do I want to. In my mind, he looks exactly how he did on the promos for Great Escape still, damnit.

Actually, Blur as a whole aren't bad at all. My former neighbor looked like Graham, he was quite tasty.

Ally, Monday, 11 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Johnny Dean?!?!? Bwah hah hah! OK, Menswe@r were utter crap, but when they first started out, all fringes and cheekbones, my lord were they lovely. Like if Louis Perlman started an indie boyband, that is exactly what they should look like. But then they shaved their heads and grew beards and started dating Elastica and become uglier than dogs. Oh well.

masonic boom, Monday, 11 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i don't know what's more disturbing: your necrophilia or the fact that you want to do guys who look strangely like me.

and disturbing isn't picking someone who looks like your sister; disturbing is picking someone who looks like my sister. which is why jenny mccarthy couldn't even be considered.

and i took it for granted that we meant characters. who wants to sleep with people with emotions and feelings that go deeper than those expressed in videos and sitcoms? that's why models rule because they represent objectification at its best.

fred solinger, Monday, 11 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Why would anyone consider Jenny McCarthy anyway? Not cause she's ugly or anything, but because she's so completely irritating and always pulling those horrible faces. Thank god she's washed up now.

Hmm, based on your current picture I wouldn't say you look like Richey at all...

Nicole, Monday, 11 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

*THAT'S* what Fred looks like? Good god, it's *really* a shame about his taste in music, then! ::ducks::

It's good if you and yer female friends don't agree on taste in men, cause then there's never fights over boys. I used to have a best friend who had the exact same taste in men, and she always pulled the boys I fancied, and it SUCKED!!! Now I'm mates with Jane (bassist for Lollies) there's never any trouble. She always likes the singer and I always like the bassist... with a few rare exceptions. (She thinks Damon is hot. I think he's a twat, and far prefer Alex... oh, and BTW, he was already being airbrushed by the Great Escape. Modern Life era Alex is the loveliest, by far... mmmm...)

masonic boom, Monday, 11 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I wd rather be Sting's fuckboy than "date" a model

mark s, Monday, 11 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I think you have it a bit backwards, dear, on the whole men- that-look-like-you thing. I pick men that look like Richey, not the other way around.

I only sleep with men anyhow because I hate men and want to control them and abuse them, so the more emotions they have to fuck with, the better. Though I decided to go celibate today to make Ramon obsess over me.

Ally, Monday, 11 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Erm... I'm not sure about wanting to shag people who look like your siblings. I mean, my mum claims that *I* always do, pointing out the number of blond-haired, blue-eyed, large-nosed boys I fancy. Crispian Mills looks a bit like my brother when he was about 8 or 9, so maybe she has a point there. Peter Holmstrom doesn't look like my brother, but people often used to mistake him for *being* my brother when they'd see us together, or see pictures of us. Which is kind of scary in and of itself. Maybe I'm just a total narcissist and like boys that look like *me*?

masonic boom, Monday, 11 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Pff, Kate, the only reason I'm so in love with Richey James is cos he's exactly like me, so what other reason is there to fancy someone besides narcissism?

Wanting to shag your siblings or your SIGNIFICANT OTHER'S SIBLINGS is sick though, really.

Ally, Monday, 11 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I don't find any blond men the slightest bit attractive. I blame Ken, he ruined them for me.

Nicole, Monday, 11 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm not a big fan of blondes either, if it makes you feel better.

Ally, Monday, 11 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

1/ Selma Hayek (way hotter than Penelope Cruz)

2/ Louise Loughman (Irish TV presenter who's kinda gawky looking and has horrible taste in clothes, PVC pants and such, but I still find her gorgeous)

3/ Teri Hatcher (whatever happened to her?)

Michael, Monday, 11 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Salma Hayek IS way hot, I don't know why I didn't think of her. Everyone agrees, she was just voted sexiest woman alive by some Spanish magazine or another, I really don't know which one because it was just one of those things I read on Yahoo!.

Ally, Monday, 11 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Stephanie is neither cute nor lovable, so she's NOTHING like Melody.

I do not want to shag your sister, Ally. Like I said, she looks like Mila Kunis, so I don't care.

Otis Wheeler, Monday, 11 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Look, Kate, Jarvis DOES NOT GARGLE. I wouldn't want to sleep with him though. He looks just a wee bit too pointy and he's probably want to keep his grim specs on. Alex James used to be OK when he kept quiet, but you'd have to get Damien Hirst away from him first which would be quite tricky as he's a big bugger. As is Mr James nowadays. I saw a really disturbing picture of him in Time Out a couple of weeks ago in which he looked even chubbier around the chops than I do now.

Richard Tunnicliffe, Monday, 11 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Kirsten Dunst in The Virgin Suicides. And the rest of the Lisbon sisters thrown in except the *really* young one, of course.(!) Debbie Harry in the video for 'Atomic' Lauren Lavern - okay, so shes a bit gawky, but... sometimes personality *does* matter! Beth Orton (see above). Miki from Lush. She's got that *look*. Y'know? Cate Blanchett. esp. in 'Elizabeth' and 'Oscar & Lucinda' Claire Danes (make a decent film soon pleeeaase!)

Oh, and my first pop-star 'crush' - Clare Grogan in Altered Images singing 'Happy Birthday' on TOTP. A ten year olds idea of a REAL girl.

Err... alex James *hasn't had his fringe cut off... has he?

DavidM, Monday, 11 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Okay, Otis, I never said you wanted to shag Megan. Not everything is about you, pssh.

And Lauren Laverne isn't gawky! She's totally hot too, how did I forget her?

Ally, Monday, 11 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Nobody on tv or in bands does much of anything for me. I like my girlfriend and that is the fuckin' troof. Occasionally I will get turned on by some tv pixels in a generic sort of way, but not enough to remember anyone's names or wait for the next time they're half naked on my mtv.

Nude Spock, Monday, 11 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

1. Faith from Buffy (as with Mark and Joan Jett, this is complicated by the fact that I also want to *be* her).

2. Jared Leto/Ewan McGregor (the first when he's not on drugs and the second when he is... but fix those teeth Ewan)

3. Stephen Dorff

4. Short-haird Rob Lowe in The West Wing (a bit old for me, but I bet that job pays well)

Tim, Monday, 11 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

in no particular order: 1) evryone from sleater-kinney. 2) ashton kutcher my fave himbo. 3) birkoff from la femme nikita. 4) okay now i'm going to be totally-predictable-dunedin-girl and say shayne carter. yes and i would still shag him even though he's pushing forty. its a pretty difficult question tho. tend not to lech at famous people as i don't generally find make-up attractive.

lady die, Monday, 11 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

hey di, when you said you were gonna be "totally predictable dunedin girl" i so thought you were going to say GAVIN SHAW.....

d.zarakov, Tuesday, 12 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Alf

Geoff, Tuesday, 12 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

OK, the person I have to most look out for stealing my dates in clubs is... TIM!!! You bastard!!! Heh.

Yes, Alexander the James has banished the fringe and got fat. It is terribly unfortunate. However, RickyT, who says we'd have to peel him away from Damien Hirst first, anyway? Go back and look who else is on my list!

I don't know why I like blond men so much. It must be the incest thing. Especially blond men with glasses. Glasses make any man about 10 times more attractive. Watched _Stand By Me_ last night and was having hideous impure thoughts about a pre-pubescent Cory Feldman. Save me!

masonic boom, Tuesday, 12 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ugh. Ugh ugh ugh. Damien Hirst is just foul.

Richard Tunnicliffe, Tuesday, 12 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

No, he's not! He's lovely! I won't have a word said against my Damien!

OK, erm, Fat Les were crap, but that was more to do with Keith Allen than either Alex or Damien.

masonic boom, Tuesday, 12 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ewan McGregor: oh so wd have been in mine also five years ago , but unfortunately saw his, er, all in _The Pillow Book_: this and his un-Ig chub in Velvet Goldmine quite lost me the yen. The Bowie boy in VG has the qualities I have been known fall hard for (totally gorgeous, totally shallow, totally cruel), but as qualities they have not yet any of them been *in* my bed not to be kicked out of, and I these days sour-grapes them for emotional convenience.

mark s, Tuesday, 12 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh dear, Paul and I fight over who is prettier in VG all the time... of course I prefer the Ig-boy and he prefers the Bowie-boy. Sigh.

Anyone needing critical evalution of just *why* Damien Hirst is so damned attractive needs to go visit the Cute Boy Radar. Oh, can my hormones take much more? And I take it you won't want the links to the Hirsty porn, then, will you? ;-) I used to host a fan fict site, oh the things some of our more, erm, adventurous writers would write!

masonic boom, Tuesday, 12 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Well, #1 is my wife, obviously.

2: Thandie Newton. Cue cage match with Fred (which I am DESTINED to win).
3: Kimberly Elise
4: Kelly Rowland, cuz she's the TRUE hottie in DC.
5: Zhang Ziyi (SWOON)
6: Tara Reid, primarily because of Josie.
7: Aaliyah
8: J-Lo, assuming she says ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
9. Ashley Judd/Charlize Theron. Oh, you know they're the same person. Stop frontin'.
10. Salma Hayek. Actually, I'd probably go for her before J-Lo, assuming she says ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

Dan Perry, Tuesday, 12 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ewan McGregor: oh so wd have been in mine also five years ago , but unfortunately saw his, er, all in _The Pillow Book_: this and his un-Ig chub in Velvet Goldmine quite lost me the yen

Aw, but he's lovely in Moulin Rouge, which might possibly be the most sappy and over the top movie ever made. Of course, I loved it.

However, I am afraid to see him in the next Star Wars movie though, because he's supposed to have a Ben Kenobi style beard - ugh. Still, bound to be hotter than than balls-free Ryan Phillipe lookalike they have playing Anakin. I think I'd rather shag Jar Jar.

I think Ally mentioned most of the men(?) I fancy in, er, was it some Manics related thread? I can only think to add Chow Yun Fat and Catherine Denueve. Oh, and Taye Diggs.

Nicole, Tuesday, 12 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Every thread is a Manics related thread with me around, bay-bay. But yes, it was in the Stay Beautiful thread. Why did you question mark the word "men", hmmm? :P

Ally, Tuesday, 12 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I don't know if being a male necessarily means the person is a man. I mean, biologically the person may be an adult male, but not really a man. Would a person who dates Chloe Sevigny count as a Man? I don't know.

I am not making sense today, but it makes sense to me. Kind of.

Nicole, Tuesday, 12 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I think I can say w/out any fear of contradiction that masonic boom 0WNz this thread!

So who do I fancy? Um, my picks are:

Jaye Griffiths from "Bugs". (bugs could actually go in the "nadir of human popular culture" thread, 'cuz it sux0rs horribly, but Ms griffith is RoWR)

Darcy Bussell (brit ballet dancer)

Clare Grogan (esp as IIRC Niamh Brennan in "Father Ted")

We had posters of Mari Wilson, ex "beehive queen of neasden" up on our metro transit system last year. She was in a play abt whassername - er- y'know, brit white soul singer from the 1960's....anway, she's looking pretty fine these days.

"Ros" & "Lillith" from "Frazier"

Audrey Hepburn

Also, Louise Brooks

I think if I was a gal, I'd want to look like louise brooks. Or Patti Smith. Or something

Have I damned myself enough yet? Hey! At least I don't fancy BBBY GLLSP!!! What's with that, masonic? He looks like a weasel!! Actually, thinking about it, I saw PRML SCRM when they were on their grunge bandwagon thang (second album tour) and the iNDie GRRLZ in thee audience all did seem to have THee MaJoR HoTZ for little bobby. When they heard the r0x0r noise thee SCRM came out with, instead of sub- byrds chimey rickenbacker guitar stuff, great was thee wailing & lamenting from indie chix0rs & boiz alike. No doubt in little BBBY'S classic rock pose fixated brain, this was akin to BoB DYLaN @ THee MaNCHeZTeR FRee TRaDe HaLL - "JuDaS!" etc, but I actually quite enjoyed it, cuz the guitars were so loud that U couldnt hear BBBY'Z horrid little k-flat whiny voice! Support was "The Telescopes". Whatever happened to them? They r0x0red too!

x0x0 (be patient, I've had a stressy day)

NoRMaN FaY, Tuesday, 12 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Nicole: No, I get what you mean now. I mean, clearly, most of them are in a state of arrested development and more closely resemble boys than men. I mean, if they weren't, they wouldn't be doing something as juvenile as being pop stars.

Ally, Tuesday, 12 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I love the idea that anyone who would go out with Chloe Sevigny is not a man. That's so awesome.

Dan Perry, Tuesday, 12 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh I thought of another one...Rachael Leigh Cook!

james e l, Tuesday, 12 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It's true, just look at the evidence. Harmony Korine? Come on.

Nicole, Tuesday, 12 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry. That's my uncontrollable reaction to Harmony Korine.

Ally, Tuesday, 12 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

What evil parents would name their son "Harmony"? I mean, why not just call the kid, "Kick The Shit Out Of Me Repeatedly" (Pete for short)?

Dan Perry, Tuesday, 12 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Harmony Korine is from Marin County, where Ramon grew up.

Otis Wheeler, Tuesday, 12 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ramon once tried to bear children with a woman named Melody.

Otis Wheeler, Tuesday, 12 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

That explains so much about Ramon it's not even funny.

Ally, Tuesday, 12 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Louise Brooks was a HOTTIE!!! Completely agreed, one of the most beautiful women to ever live. Unintentionally invented the goff look, as well.

Don't diss on my Boabie, please, Norman. Humph. You haven't heard the story about how my little catholic schoolgirl preadolescent teenage life was CHANGED by the presence of Bobby G in black leather trousers in the "Just Like Honey" video. Many arguments ensued about the trouser snake... "It's a sock." "It's not a sock!" "It's a sock!"

So when the Primals changed from jangle-pop to RAWK I didn't really mind, cause, well, the JAMC were all about RAWK anyway. I know he looks like a weasel. Actually, he looks sort of more like a ferret, it's all about his big nose and drooping bedroom eyes. Mmmmmm.

Chloe Sevigny has a face like a strangled cat. Please never mention her in the context of "sex" or "fancying" ever again. Thank you.

masonic boom, Tuesday, 12 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

More BABES....

1/ Shelby Lynne and Sheryl Crow (cos I like Suthun fried chicks, although I dont think Sheryl is from the south)

2/ How come no-one's mentioned Halle Berry? She's hot esp. in Thge Flintstones. Yabba dabba do!!

Michael, Tuesday, 12 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Sheryl Crow is from my sweet home state of Misery (aka Miz-er-ah). As for the topic at hand, I'll go with the chick in Solex. Maybe those Veruca Salt girls if they come with a mute button. Also that one girl in my fiction craft class last semester. She's dreamy... and so well read.

bnw, Tuesday, 12 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I think 1) Bridget Fonda is the end-all. And Jude Law is really cute, so it was difficult to even make it thru eXistenZ, with all the rimming and everything.

Pop stars: I was in love with 2) Superchunk's bass player for a long time. Also 3) Kim Gordon has many of the qualities that have been known to put me in unhealthy 4-month tailspins: cold sneer, hatred of most men, and a dedication to rock n roll. i hate the fucking Donnas. Lessee... 4) Shirley Manson (I know), can I say 5) Bijou Phillips?, definitely hot for 6) Shelby Lynne, oh I had an enormous crush on 7) Laetetia (sp?) from Stereolab (not as much the blond Farfisa-playing ice-girl), I share mark's 8) Joan Jett fixation (sorry to say that I don't think we're on her radar, mark - I think you have to be a tall lanky female to qualify), and finally I'm going to say that my ultimate popstar crush is on... 9) Eve.

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 12 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"I don't think we're on her radar": erm, like everyone else is having to fight THEIR ten off with a pillow, hello?

mark s, Tuesday, 12 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I mean, duh! Pfffffffff.

DG, Tuesday, 12 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

A few things:

1) Louise Brooks is gorgeous in a freakily anachronistic way. She looks like she stepped into those silent films from 1995 or something.

2) Bobby Gillespie is about 5'2". Short men are not sexy. And he dsnt lk vwls s h cld b a cmptr prgrmmr. As a cmptr prgrmmr myself I guarantee that we are not sexy as a rule. Note the as a rule part. I myself am damn sexy. Honest.

3) Amos, my flatmate, has an inexplicable thing about C. Sevigny. However, he also thinks that Beck is a genius so his taste his evidently pants.

4) I am pissed.

Richard Tunnicliffe, Tuesday, 12 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I doubt Joan Jett would go in for pillow fights either. I rather imagine us sitting in the alley behind a roadhouse in Ypsilanti Michigan, rain has just stopped, the band's still playing inside, seeing who can keep the cherry of their cigarette held to their arm the longest. I imagine a Dennis Cooper book with Joan Jett in it.

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 12 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

duane--i refuse to believe that ANYONE could find Gavin attractive...even though i know someone who does. he's actually here in this cafe and i hope he's not reading over my shoulder!!!!

lady die, Tuesday, 12 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Okay, you people need to stop talking like me, hello. I am not a good basis for vocabulary, I can't even decide whether it's "octopuses" or "octopi". I mean, really, fuck me if I know how to talk.

Anyhow, I think Chloe Sevigny is cute. Let the flaming begin.

I have to beat Richey off with a pillow every night. I'm all, hello, get back into the closet where I keep you, Fred is here, duh. Dumbass Welsh people. And don't get me started on Damon, hell.

I have had 4 margaritas tonight, I reckon everyone is sexy if I've had 4 margaritas. Just enough to make you love everyone, you know? You're all sexy.

Ally, Tuesday, 12 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Sorry...Allyspeak is actually quite addictive.

DG, Tuesday, 12 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It's okay, it doesn't really bother me. I started a trend, yo. I hope to dominate the world someday, hello, and if people all talk like me it'd be way more easier.

I can't wait to go to Boston, just cos I wanna SLEEP in that damn bathtub. It's the best bathroom in the world, those Ritzes. Holy shit. I could've died happy having seen that bathroom. It had a shower SEPARATE from this giant marble tub, and a toilet in a TOTALLY SEPARATE ROOM. I was like, holy fuck, this is all the best thing I ever saw. I totally fancy whoever designed the bathroom.

Ally, Tuesday, 12 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The girl who lives down the street. Really. I'm a sucker for clichés.

JM, Wednesday, 13 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Louise Brooks: an insatiable man-eater.

I was 'into' Audrey Hepburn for about a minute. It passed though. I still like her in Roman Holiday: "I've never been alone with a man with my dress *on* before, with my dress *off* it's mmmmm-MOST unusual!" Pity she cut her hair.

Oh yeah, and Diana Rigg in The Avengers ~ Oh *girl!*

I quite liked Chloe Sevigny for a while as well. Not exactly a heart- breaker facially, but she has *something*. What really turns me of about her is a) Harmony Korine and b) her brother works on Wall Street.

Sarah Polley. She has something of the 'Sevigny' about her. She may be a po-faced, moaning Canadian but... I still would.

DavidM, Wednesday, 13 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

jimmy, would you say you fancy cliches?

fred solinger, Wednesday, 13 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Pop stars: I was in love with 2) Superchunk's bass player for a long time. (Tracer Hand )

This has just reminded me of something I'd forgotten about for the last twenty years. Around 1978 I developed a crush on this young woman who was the drummer in an obscure sub-punk band called Tiger Ashby. This lead to repeated trips to dire venues in the Old Kent Road, and much nonchalant leaning against pillars. I must have seemed like one of their most loyal fans.

David, Wednesday, 13 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Uma Thurman's hot, but this is just cos everyone tells me I look like her in the Avengers (which is why I thought of her, the Avengers ref)

Ally, Wednesday, 13 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Sarah Polley: YES.

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 13 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Had a crush on Sarah Cracknell when I was 15. Never really fancied a pop star before or since.

Robin Carmody, Wednesday, 13 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The young Terence Stamp was utterly, utterly gorgeous.

Johnathan, Wednesday, 13 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

And my ex-girlfriend is the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.

Johnathan, Wednesday, 13 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Dude, never think your exes are attractive. It just makes it that much more likely that you'll stalk them.

Ally, Wednesday, 13 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Dude, do you think someone as gorgeous as me needs to stalk anyone?

Johnathan, Wednesday, 13 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Well, everyone has their thing, that could be yours.

Ally, Wednesday, 13 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

1. Jonny Greenwood
2. Thom Yorke *feels Ally throw sharp objects at her head*
3. Alex James
4. Graham Coxon
5. Zhang Ziyi
6. Chan Marshall
7. Kate Winslet
8. Nigel Godrich
9. Jonsi Birgisson
10. Bjork

Melissa W, Thursday, 14 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Malcolm and the two brothers who live with him in Malcolm in the Middle

Geoff, Thursday, 14 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Thom Yorke used to be really, really attractive! Then he lost all his hair and grew a beard. Ways to make Kate find you unattractive: 1) shave your head. 2) grow a beard.

Actually, then again, Thom Yorke has been through strange periods of attractiveness and non-attractiveness. The Hulk Hogan doo was definitely a no-no. But short blond hair looked good on him. The ginger phase was actually the best on him. Uuuuhhhhh... In fact, almost all Bends-era Thom was pretty hot. There's a picture of him on the Cute Boy Radar with ginger hair and red latex clothes which nearly made me blow a gasket the first time I saw it. You know how I feel about PVC.

But then he started hanging out with Michael Stipe, and got not just hit with the ugly stick but run over by the ugly truck. And now Colin is clearly the most attractive member of Radiohead.

And Bobby G is *NOT* short! He is the same height as me, he was right eye-level with me, and considering how much he slouches (uuuhhhh...) that probably makes him between 5'10" and 6'.

masonic boom, Thursday, 14 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Proof that Mr I-Am-Above-Mere-Fashion TYorke changes his look more often than Madonna.

Bobby G? One word: lifts. His shoes had more than feet in, Kate.

I [heart] male vanity. It is far more twisty and fucked than gurly equiv., because it HAS NO MAPS. Elle et al = unexpected force for good in the world after all...

mark s, Thursday, 14 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Argh, Thom Yorke.

That is all.

Ally, Thursday, 14 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Kate, Thom Yorke looks like an alien in that photo. I'm beginning to worry about you.

Richard Tunnicliffe, Thursday, 14 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

that thom yorke photo is one of the funniest things i have seen all week.

gareth, Thursday, 14 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I liked Thom when he had a platinum Tina Turner haircut. But not "liked" him liked him if you know what I mean.

Nicole, Thursday, 14 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

1) STOP MAKING FUN OF BOBBY G!!! Yes, it is a quick and easy way to get a rise out of Kate, but come on, it's like taking candy from a baby. He is loveliness incarnate. He is NOT short. The Reid brothers were short. I mean, really short, but then again, if you look at pictures of Bobby G, he *towers* over even William's hair. So there. The man is about 6' and that is the end of it!

2) THOM YORKE IN RED PVC IS SEX ON PLASTIC AND YOU'RE ALL ON CRACK IF YOU CAN'T APPRECIATE IT!!! Of course he looks like an alien, that's the *point*. Much like Bowie, the man looks like a lizard even when he's wearing cargo pants and a band t-shirt, so he looks *normal* in red lizard skin PVC.

3) RickyT, why are you worrying? I mean, you've *seen* some of the outfits that Paul has shown up to SF wearing, haven't you? There was the especially embarrassing incident when we went out for a laff dressed as Ziggy and Iggy, agreed to meet Matt for a drink at the pub, stumbled in blitzed out of our minds, and found the entire collective staff of not just SF, but Track & Field and Tigermilking as well, staring at us like we'd just stumbled in from Mars.

On male vanity and male beauty- I think male beauty is more *interesting* because it "has no maps". The fact that a woman can look at a lizard like Thom Y or a ferret like Bobby G and still see beauty must fill men with more confidence. The women that are considered attractive, even such a diverse group as those listed here, are still far more conforming to a certain physical standard. I'm not saying this is the fault of the men here- it's the fault of homogenising influences like the Elle magazine mindset.

Gah, I actually spent a lot of time yesterday reading girly magazines at the Doctors'. They're fucking WORSE than I remember them! Especially crap like Company. Stipping your self confidence, even as they claim to be building it with self help articles. I was so happy when someone located me a National Geographic.

Now I'm off to read some pornographic Thommy Yorke fan fiction. Uuuuuhhhhh... ::drools uncontrollably::

masonic boom, Thursday, 14 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I've got to say the one that gives me confidence is Nigel Godrich!! Now THAT is dedication. Admittedly I've never seen a photo of Nigel G but he's a producer.

I think that in the 'real world' female beauty is much more mapless than you might imagine.

Tom, Thursday, 14 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, Natassja Kinski aswell, circa 1985. Who'd have thought one so lovely could spring from the loins of Klaus?

Johnathan, Thursday, 14 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Nigel Godrich! *swoon*

Melissa W, Thursday, 14 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

He's practically bald. Very average, Melissa.

Johnathan, Thursday, 14 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

And my god, he's got EEEEEEEVIL eyebrows. Zoiks! I'm scared!

masonic boom, Thursday, 14 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

BALD IS SEXY, DAMMIT.

Wait, I'm married. I don't have to keep saying that. Plus I have hair now. Damn, I'm behind the times.

Dan Perry, Thursday, 14 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Maybe you have to have met him. He's a soft talker...mmmmmm...

Melissa W, Thursday, 14 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

BALD IS WILLIAM HAGUE, DAMMIT.

End of argument.

Johnathan, Thursday, 14 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Kate, yeah, Colin Greenwood is quite attractive. But I'd have felt silly just listing all 5 Radiohead members as the people I fancy most..."1. Jonny Greenwood; 2. Thom Yorke; 3. Colin Greenwood; 4. Ed O'Brien; 5. Phil Selway"...that definitely could have comprised the first half of my list.

Melissa W, Thursday, 14 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Jonny Greenwood used to be cute, but now he looks too angular and weird -- not that he was ever Geri's size, but I do think he has Halliwell syndrome. She used to be cute too.

Nicole, Thursday, 14 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Mel, considering that you have the *attractive* half of Blur on your list, I think it's safe to say we agree on male beauty matters. And is the Jonsi on your list the bloke out of Sigur Ros? MAN, do they grow those dronerockers cute in Iceland! They clearly want to ad ore me.

(I have a friend who keeps a whole website of boys who desperately want to adore me. Apparently, they pester *her* when they can't get hold of me...)

masonic boom, Thursday, 14 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Really? I think he looks a bit more "padded" now. I like it. Also like the "my wife cuts my hair" look that he rocks now.

Melissa W, Thursday, 14 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Glancing at my beloved Cat's site, I realise some boys I have shamefully forgotten! I mean, really... Dougie from Travis, he adore me. In fact, pretty much all of Travis stalk The Lollies. No, really!

masonic boom, Thursday, 14 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah, Jonsi is the lead singer. He's very much a kid...very intense, also. Though I could do without the strange tails in his hair! There's one sticking out on the top of his head, and then one hang off the back of his head...but not like an American hick thing...it's in the middle of the back of his head. The other members of Sigur Ros are exceedingly attractive as well, but I don't know their names.

Melissa W, Thursday, 14 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

And whoever said the young Terence Stamp...oh yes. God yes. Please give me the young Terence Stamp. Wes Bentley actually looks a bit like the young Terence Stamp, but he's too hard and angular and intense.
Julian Sands in Room With a View.
I'd like Jude Law if he wasn't so intent on making movies that'll garner him "cred".
Guy Pearce is beautiful, but not with the bleached hair in Memento.
Gene Tierney is absolutely one of the most beautiful women to ever live.
Then there's Stanley Donwood, while not at all physically attractive, one of the most intellectually attractive men on the planet.
David Byrne, Jan St. Werner, Jeff Buckley (except for that pesky necrophilia aspect), Yuka Honda, Miho Hatori, and Kristin Hersh...I could go on and on.
I find Woody Allen attractive as well. Maybe I'm crazy.
But you know, just no one can beat Jonny Greenwood. I'm sorry.

Melissa W, Thursday, 14 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

And whoever said the young Terence Stamp...oh yes. God yes. Please give me the young Terence Stamp.

Terence Stamp is/was ace. Even now he's exceptionally good looking for a man his age. Especially compared with other allegedly sexy grandpa types like Sean Connery.

I'd like Jude Law if he wasn't so intent on making movies that'll garner him "cred".

My sister lurves Jude, her quote on him is: "He's like Damon when he was cute, only cutier!". Yes, she said cutier, not cuter. That's why I don't particularly care for his looks, that Damon resemblance.

Guy Pearce is beautiful, but not with the bleached hair in Memento.

How could I forget Guy? I have pash for him in Memento, but also when he was Mike from Neighbours. Damn the CBC for not having Neighbours on anymore, where am I supposed to drool at young Australian hunks? I envy envy envy Tim.

Nicole, Thursday, 14 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

It was me, and yes, Terence Stamp was utterly divine. The most beautiful man I've ever seen (after myself, of course).

Johnathan, Thursday, 14 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

How the fuck did I forget Jude Law and Guy Pearce??? Phwoooarrr. Totally sexy. I guess Jude Law is like the non-annoying Damon. I think I like Damon secretly for how bloody annoying he is. I even like Guy Pearce with the stupid blonde do.

Ally, Thursday, 14 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Jude Law is annoying. Well, maybe not in himself, but the fact he's married to the smuggest woman on the planet ie Sadie Frost is very annoying. She gets on my nerves so much that I can't think of him without her so any Jude worshipping on my part is impossible.

Richard Tunnicliffe, Thursday, 14 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Does anyone remember Kristian Schmid from Neighbours? *purr*

Melissa W, Thursday, 14 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Crack content on this board has gone up again... Jude Law is *SO* *NOT* attractive. The Lollies list have nearly come to blows over this. Let's please try to keep this straight.

Thom Yorke, Bobby G, Ewan McGreggor: WELL CUTE!!!

Jude Law, Jarvis Cocker, etc: UGLY AS DOGS!!!

Thank you. That is all.

masonic boom, Thursday, 14 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, but Jude is so cute. I can't hold against anyone who they date, unless it's Damon Albarn, because I've had that happen to me and that's just not cool. I mean, psh, like maybe there's some sort of reason why he'd put up with her, maybe she's not so bad.

Ally, Thursday, 14 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Listen, I could be nice enough about Bobby G. But Thom Yorke is the most disgustingly ugly man in all of music, even worse than Mark E. Smith. He should be wearing a mask all the time, not Daft Punk.

Ally, Thursday, 14 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I hope no-one was holding dating fred against you -- because that's very scary and alarming. Well, it is even if you were dating Guy Pearce but especially fred. I mean, the man is offended by eggs!

Nicole, Thursday, 14 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

You have A pash for/on him/her. Jeepers, was I the only one concentrating when we covered A Rum Do at St Winifreds?

mark s, Thursday, 14 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I can't get into Ewan McGregor. Though his singing voice in Moulin Rouge was nearly enough to do it.
If he doesn't start a band, I'm rioting.

Jude Law is empirically attractive. But I find his constant magazine posing so offputting. That and his recent film choices. He was cutest when he was in a wheelchair in Gattaca (terrible film!). He hasn't really been in any good movies, has he?

Melissa W, Thursday, 14 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh Ally, Thom is beautiful. B e a u ti f u l.

Melissa W, Thursday, 14 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I can name three people who were suspicious of me for being Fred's girlfriend! Little did they know that me and Fred are exact opposites of each other, and therefore they need not question my rock 'n' rollness due to my proximity to a man who fears cheese.

Ally, Thursday, 14 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ally, I thought you meant that they were jealous and hated you. Makes sense now.

You have A pash for/on him/her.

Sorry, sir. I shall go to the corner now and hang my head in shame. I should be forced to lick Thom Yorke for my crimes.

Nicole, Thursday, 14 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Nicole, I'll gladly endure that punishment in your place.

Melissa W, Thursday, 14 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Licking Thom Yorke... mmmm...

(which has just produced a storm of protest from Paul about what a twat he actually is in real life. Humph! Oxford snobs!)

masonic boom, Thursday, 14 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

He's not a twat in real life! One of the nicest people I've ever met, and well intelligent too. He's just a bit neurotic.

Melissa W, Thursday, 14 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

129 Posts?

-- Mike Hanley, Thursday, 14 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Time for Pete's Thom-on-the-bus story, I think.

Tom, Thursday, 14 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

That Thom photo is hideous. Those trainers, pffffff. I just don't understand how anyone can find Thommo or Bbby Gllsp *remotely* sexy. Kate = not entirely sane.

DG, Thursday, 14 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

That Thom photo IS hideous. Even I'd agree. But Thom is absolutely beautiful, inside and out. Mmmmmmmmmm.

Melissa W, Thursday, 14 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Hey, for a start, DG, I don't see *you* listing *your* favourite lust objects here for us to laugh at! I mean, who do *you* think is attractive? I bet there would be people on that list that I would be utterly perplexed by.

For a second, I prefer non-mainstream beauty, what's wrong with that? Would you be more or less offended if I spouted forth a list that started with Tom Cruise and ended with Fabio?

In terms of sheer physical attractiveness, I find people who are *interesting* or unique looking far more beautiful than those who are conventionally pretty. It is the imperfections that raise a person from the status of merely pretty to incredibly beautiful. That's not even counting the non-physical things that I find sexy- energy, intellect, style, neurosis, etc.

So don't go questioning my sanity, now, please. I mean, what is *wrong* with fancying underage space aliens in red PVC and trainers? I mean, really? Humph! ;-)

masonic boom, Friday, 15 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Does Pete have a Thom on the bus story? The only story I can think of involving these 2 unlikely heroes is that Pete once commented that in the poster for some daft film starring Gwyneth Paltrow and Ben Affleck, Gwynnie looks a bit like Thom.

He did sort of have a point.

Emma, Friday, 15 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

You know, *I* want to hear the Thom on the bus story! All stories involving Thom Yorke in public invariably end with him being a neurotic brat, or else him being shockingly normal, so maybe I shouldn't ask. I keep asking Paul to back up his "Thom Yorke is a twat" allegations with facts, but he manages to distract me by dropping the sushi all over the carpet and other such evasionary tactics every time.

Should I ever trust Paul, I mean, he though Jarvis was "grrrrreat!!!" and the photos of them show Jarvis looking the most terrified "deer in the headlights" I've ever seen a pop star look in a stalker-fan photo!

The only good story I've heard was something very funny about just how short Thom is. My mate Jane was backstage at one of their shows- could have been the Scott Walker Meltdown- and she saw Colin come out and stand next to Ed, and she was amused cause Colin was was a good head and shoulders shorter than Ed. Then Thom came out and stood next to Colin, and she cracked up, because Thom was as shorter again compaired to Colin as Colin had been to Ed. Erm, that was not gramatically correct. But still very funny.

masonic boom, Friday, 15 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Christ, I've never been requested for on a thread before. And yes, in the poster for Bounce, Gwyneth Paltrow looks like Thom Yorke. She is cocking her head slightly and the focus is all wrong so she looks like she has a wonky eye. So therefore Gywnie = Yorke and both are ugly.

The Thom-on-a-bus story. This is summer of 1994. I had just been to a crusty kind of techno club at Heaven and was getting the Oxford Tube because - whilst I did not live in Oxford at the time - it was cheaper than getting a cab back to zone seven Borehamwood before the transport kicked back in. We get on at Victoria and have the bus to ourselves (it is 3 in the morning on a Wednesday night).

Unfortunately this did not continue to be the case as some rowdy blokes got on at Marble Arch. They were the highly rock and roll bus getting combo of Radiohead. As any bunch of pissed up mates would do they immediately colonized the back seat - except for their mutant wonky eyed mate who sat on his own in the middle of the bus. The Greenwood's and the ones with lumpy heads continued to talk about the kind of thing people talk about on buses (kids TV, whether Salma Hayek is a hottie) whilst Yorke continued to mope and try to sleep. They got off at Headington, not beofre Johnny Greenwood gacve Thom a big slaphead style wake up call to the forehead.

Turns out that they had been playing at the LA2 for a "bit bored" gig whilst recording The Bends. It was that night they recorded My Iron Lung live - which was subsequently cleaned up but released from that session. Thom Yorke is a very ugly man with a wonky eye and you should stop fancying him.

Me. Julie Christie in her prime. I have a celeb stalking friend (last flat lived above Eddie Grant) who now lives next door to Ms Christie. She is still a sublimely beautiful creature.

And oddly Natasha Lyonne really turns me on too.

Pete, Friday, 15 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Be aware that Pete has a legendary 'story' about Claire Short (Labour MP if you are not British) stealing his taxi. Therefore I would take any story of his involving famous people and public transport with a large pinch of salt.

I still fancy Mark Wahlberg. Oh dear. And Cain Dingle off Emmerdale. And Dermot O'Leary.

Emma, Friday, 15 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Awww, poor Thom. He was probably very sensitive and needed a cuddle.

Tom, Friday, 15 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

You know, that story only makes me have MORE respect for little Thommy. I mean, have YOU ever tried to get some bloody sleep while your bandmates and crew are sitting up all night in your hotel room or bus, drinking, smoking god knows what and engaging in ridiculous LOUD conversation while you are TRYING TO REST? Fucking intolerable! If I'd been Thom, I'd have gone back and SLAPPED THEM ALL SILLY!!! Humph!

What I really want to know is, what the heck were they doing on the Oxford Tube anyway? I mean, Creep was a huge international success, shouldn't they have been whisked back to Oxford in limosines or something?

masonic boom, Friday, 15 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

They are men of the people hence they luv the Oxford Tube - and spurn the evil City Link. Even if the Tube is now run by Stagecoach.

And Claire Short did steal my Taxi. But I don't fancy her.

Pete, Friday, 15 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Taking sides: City Link vs Oxford Tube

City Link is cheaper - fiver return after 4pm - and does not stop at mysterious turn-off of Lewknor where Paxman once got on (according perhaps to you Pete, so who knows). Its drivers are also marginally less mad. It doesn't have the 'in-coach' TV which is all adverts telling you to go and have a holiday in Laos. Hello? If you could afford a holiday in Laos you could afford to travel to-and-from oxford by car. (Unless you're Radiohead so if Thom and the lads head for Laos you know why).

Ox Tube however - all-night in Oxford Tube language does actually mean all night. Red buses look less grotty. Two floors of coach action. And you can easily get it outside Victoria. Also it stops outside Magnus' house which is probably not a consideration for Radiohead.

Tom, Friday, 15 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

My prince beats your popstar

mark s, Friday, 15 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I love that he looks like Prince.

Dan Perry, Friday, 15 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

They all have this public transportation fetish. They always talk about it. They so love public transportation, it's weird. Up until a couple of years ago 2 of them owned no cars at all. One of them still had no license. When my friends saw them in NYC last year, several had chance encounters with them on the bus system.
It's a bit odd.
Oh, and they all still seem to have college cars. Ed an '88 VW Golf, Jonny a beatup old Jag, Thom some sort of cheap looking sedan, Phil a new VW Golf...only Colin has a Lexus. Odd, because Colin couldn't even drive a few years ago.
Oh dear god, now everyone knows how obsessed with them I am.
Please tell me that there are other people here who know what kind of cars their favorite bands own.

Melissa W, Friday, 15 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Citylink - cheaper, less full, quicker to reasonably central part of London (ie Baker Street in under an hour on Saturdays). But less frequent, outgoing stop at Baker Street has no bus shelter and doesn't stop 5 minutes walk from my flat.

OxTube - more frequent and stops at Holland Park Roundabout. But run by B. Souter who is also responsible for making my life a misery via SWT cock ups three years ago and is a homophobic arsehole who uses company profits to fund keep Section 28 in London.

Richard Tunnicliffe, Friday, 15 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Nope, sorry, Mel, you're completely sad. ::ducks::

Actually, I believe that it's a Fiat that Thom Yorke drives (drove?). Don't ask me why I know this, I have a ridiculous memory for the most absurd facts- I can't remember my own phone number (I mean, why would I? I never dial my own mobile!) but I can remember this tiny tidbit of information from an interview I read 4 years ago. Had alcohol really damaged my brain that badly?

But I guess, yeah, public transportation goes along with their whole liberal-leaning, environmentally friendly thing, doesn't it?

Oh, and from that other board... what think you of the sex appeal of Brett Anderson? I always fancied him in a sort of "God, I hate him so much, I want to beat him, tie him up and shag him senseless" sort of way. I could understand this feeling back in his flouncing, belly- button displaying, foppish-haired days, but honestly, now he's a scary drug casualty with bad hair who "looks like a villain off Scooby Doo" according to Nicole, why do I still feel this way?

How long do you think I can keep this thread going? ;-)

masonic boom, Friday, 15 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Brett Anderson is like the poster boy for drug casualties. He looks awful these days, he can't sing anymore, he's just a wreck. "Don't do drugs kids, you'll end up like Brett Anderson" - way more effective anti-drug ad than those stupid Truth: The Anti-Drug things going on in the US. Just show a really harshly lit pic of Brett instead. "Brett: The Anti-Drug".

Ally, Friday, 15 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

OUCH, Ally! You are harsh!!!

So you think that Brett is going to become the "Walking Picture Of Dorian Grey" anti-drugs poster child that Keith Richards was in the 70s? I mean, Keef is nearly 60 now, he's supposed to look that naff. But considering he's been looking that naff since 1975, it is worrying.

masonic boom, Friday, 15 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

London = Scotland, above.

Richard Tunnicliffe, Friday, 15 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Brett Anderson is a minger. He mings for the whole universe for all time. Even when he was flouncy. That's why he's never had a homosexual experience: no man would ever be desperate enough to shag him.

Richard Tunnicliffe, Friday, 15 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't even really know what Brett Anderson looks like. But speaking of Suede, I was reading this article a while ago about Bernard Butler. He mentioned something about how he always used to get "weird emails" from Jonny Greenwood. Since then, I've wondered about the content of those emails. What could Bernard Butler possibly consider weird? *cue Twilight Zone music*

Wait, wait, I found this old magazine that has a bunch of Brett Anderson pics in it. He's rather cute.

Melissa W, Friday, 15 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Wow, just added some new ones but I must have done on the wrong thread! So wrong I can't even find it. It'll suffice to say that Blazing Saddles gets me hot.

Tracer Hand, Friday, 15 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

speaking of Suede, I was reading this article a while ago about Bernard Butler. He mentioned something about how he always used to get "weird emails" from Jonny Greenwood. Since then, I've wondered about the content of those emails. What could Bernard Butler possibly consider weird?

From all accounts, Bernard is a very easily perturbed young man. The email very well could have read "Hi Bernard! How are you?" and I'm guessing he would found it weird.

Nicole, Friday, 15 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

. Just show a really harshly lit pic of Brett instead. "Brett: The Anti-Drug".

Or print some of his (esp. more recent lyrics) Kids!!! Do evil drugs and you will think like this!!!

Brett A always struck me as the type who is fiercely hettie, but who would come the "I'm so sexually confused" line in order to cop off, which is pretty creepy, really, though I'm told it does work.

in a similar vein, Brian Molko was always pushed by the music press as being hot. I could never understand why. Any input?

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Norman Fay, Friday, 15 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Well, Brian is exceptionally short, so maybe people find him sexy in a garden gnome sort of way?

Nicole, Friday, 15 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, gay-acting straight boys always pull the most. I mean, look at Paul. ;-)

Brian Molko is exactly the sort of bloke who appeals to male heterosexuals as what they think they should fancy in order to appear non-homophobic.

I can't make up my mind if he's a hideous balding twat, or a simmering sex dwarf. He looks a lot like an underage ex-boyfriend of mine, that's probably the appeal. Actually, he *looks* really attractive until he opens his mouth and starts that GODAWFUL trans- atlantic drawl, and that ruins everything for me.

masonic boom, Friday, 15 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Brian Molko is exceptionally grotesque. *shudder* I like femme, but not...whatever that is.

Melissa W, Friday, 15 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Brian Molko isn't femme. It's an insult to girls to claim that. He's deformed.

As for Bernard, Nicole has it on the money. He is the most easily disturbed famous person ever, possibly. He's like psycho. Greenwood probably made the mistake of forwarding him some joke email or something about dogs versus cats and he just went off the rocker.

Ally, Friday, 15 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I like femme, but not...whatever that is.

Exactly! I love girly-men, but Brian is not girly. He's just bizarre. And anyone who would get that upset over Daphne and Celeste insulting him needs to have some sense slapped into him.

Nicole, Friday, 15 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

hrrrm....I'm trying to think of who I'd fancy, if I were wanting to prove I wasn't homophobic...er, all I can come up with is Malcolm Macdowell as "Mick Travis" in "If..." What this proves, I don't know. Nothing good, probably. All of the really femme-looking men I've ever known (that's like, all two of them, or something) were quite macho IIRC. Apropos of nothing...blah blah (I'm off home now)

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Norman Fay, Friday, 15 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

re. driving a Fiat. Are the full lyrics for Louis Theroux' rap on the topic of Fiats available anywhere?

Re. Brett.....no, actually, I'd better not.

Tom, Friday, 15 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Go on, Tom, I've never known you to be restrained... :-)

masonic boom, Saturday, 16 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Gong Lee, Isabelle Adjani, Femke Halsema, Sabine Hagedoren, oh + Katinka obviously (in case my GF reads this)

Stevo, Saturday, 16 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"SWT cock ups": join the club, Richard, join the club ...

Robin Carmody, Saturday, 16 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

as i am an indie boy, obviously rachel goswell (slowdive era not mojave...)

as i am a pop boy, rachel stevens (s club 7).

unfortunately, i fancy my friend (not saying her name tho!)

gareth, Sunday, 17 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not very good on celebrity crushes, but I thought hard and came up with this list: Téa Leoni, Charlotte Coleman, Sophie Dahl, Julianne Moore, Catherine Keener (or maybe just her character in Being John Malkovich), Juliana Hatfield, Nicole Kidman and the lead singer from Camera Obscura.

I'm starting to like katestclaire so much, just for saying 'euch' to Jude Law and Christian Bale in one breath. You don't know how much that means to me.

Nick, Monday, 18 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I like the Chinese peasant look, popularised by Gong Li in "The Story of Qui Ju". Especially in the summer.

Charlotte C, Nick? Good choice.

Michael Jones, Tuesday, 19 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Cusak

Kim, Wednesday, 20 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Hmmm, methinks Brett Anderson has CLEARLY been reading this thread, cause he bleached his hair blond just to appeal to me. Uuuuuuuuhhhhh... ::little drooly noises::

masonic boom, Monday, 25 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Kate: That is the single most disgusting thing I have ever read. I feel quite ill just picturing it, can't imagine how truly horrific it will actually be when I eventually see a picture.

Speculation: He dyed it blonde to cover up the fact he's going bald, because bald patches are less noticable with blonde hair.

"He was cute in 92, in 2001 ewww"

Nicole, Monday, 25 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Dammit, why didn't my link come through? Greenspun hates me...

http://www.nme.com/NME/External/News/News_Story/0,1004,34145,00. html

masonic boom, Monday, 25 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Y'know, this compelled me to go check out a picture on nme.com, knowing full well I could get in trouble. I had to witness the horror for myself.

Nicole, Monday, 25 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

He's got man-tits! Hooray! All male celebs should have man-tits.

DG, Monday, 25 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

He's got man-tits!

I'm sorry DG, but that is not a man.

Nicole, Monday, 25 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

What's not a man?

DG, Monday, 25 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Brett Anderson. This so-called person should not be referred to as a man, but simply as a "that" or an "it".

Nicole, Monday, 25 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Celebs with man-tits = SCREAMING LAUGH RIOT until I look at my proto- gut. Then I cry bitter tears and remember being painfully thin with wistful regret.

Dan Perry, Monday, 25 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I prefer to refer to Brett Anderson as "That", thanks. He's not an "it", he's a "that". Look what hair color THAT has, etc.

Were those man-boobs? They looked like normal-body-boobs to me, ie none

Ally, Monday, 25 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Brett Anderson used to be quite pretty. Then he turned into a complete freak. His music, on the other hand, has always been shit.

Johnathan, Monday, 25 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

HA HA! I've just seen that picture of him. What a funny little man he's turned into.

Johnathan, Monday, 25 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

HA HA! I've just seen that picture of him. What a funny little man he's turned into.

Have to disagree slightly. He did go through a bloated, grotesque phase, but this new look isn't too bad (admittedly it's a fuzzy photo and he's wearing dark glasses). If anything he's lost weight. I'm not defending the t-shirt though just his hair and face.

David, Monday, 25 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

No way! He's turned into Steve Dallas from Bloom County! Cool!

Kim, Monday, 25 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Do NOT tell me there was no Bloom County strip in the UK papers? That's just wrong.

Kim, Wednesday, 27 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

30 points to Kim for pointing that one out. Berke Breathed is out there somewhere with a special smile on his face.

Dan Perry, Wednesday, 27 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Jordana Brewster, Molly Ringwald, Zhang Ziyi.

Otis Wheeler, Friday, 29 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Molly Ringwald? Ewwwwwww.

Ally, Friday, 29 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Brett Anderson's rack looks a bit too pert to be natural. Either that, or he's taken to wearing a training bra. (A manzier, perhaps?)

Oh, Christ, I need to go to bed. And I'm off topic - hmm. Well, those pics of Nicole Kidman in _Moulin Rouge_ are quite purty. I liked Ashley Judd a lot more before she started acting in shitty films. Maura Tierney (ah, _Newsradio_). Christa Miller (_The Drew Carey Show_, circa the first 2 seasons). I used to have a crush on Shelley Long when I was a wee lad (just as _Cheers_ hit syndication) - I go gaga over plain, attractive women with big mouths and bigger vocabularies, I'm afraid / happy to say. Sylvia Plath looked quite fetching to me, once upon a time (though that had as much to do with her poetry as her visage). (And that means the intelligence IN her poems, not the subject matters. Lest you think I'm a reformed Goth boy.) No musicians come to mind. Still haven't been able to find a man I'd remotely consider shagging - the concept doesn't appeal to me in the slightest.

Actually, I'm surprised we (men) appeals to women. We're too hairy, we have that THING between our legs (nestled in more damn hair), and out tits suck. And most guys have the fashion sense of a mannequin. I'd much rather cuddle with a purty gal, were I a gal. Ahem.

I think I've said enough here.

David Raposa, Saturday, 30 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"our tits suck": this is another in-door out- door thing, is it? Where's Richard T?

mark s, Saturday, 30 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Huh? Did I say something?

David Raposa, Saturday, 30 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"Fashion sense of a mannequin" = usually pretty good? Up-to-the-minute and coordinated?

AP, Saturday, 30 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Like Brett's lovely new hairstyle?

Johnathan, Saturday, 30 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

one month passes...
Above, I did not mean Jordana Brewster but rather Michelle Rodriguez, duh.

Her outfits and persona in Crouching Tiger and The Road Home were a little sketchy, but Rush Hour 2 proves that Zhang Ziyi is unquestionably the most attractive woman in the world today, possibly ever.

Otis Wheeler, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Kate Moss, Michelle Reis, Isabelle Adjani, Milla Jovovich, Beatrice Dalle, Rachel out of Slowdive (of course) and...erm...that Jude Law fellow circa eXistenZ.

Omar, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Allen Cumming and Jude Law or Matt Damon and Ben Affleck :
But only if these people were in these duos .

Jermey Piven:
Chunky and hairy and funny

Peter Krause

because snarkiness is sexy

Edward Norton
: raw rage hiding under a choir boy facade.

Thom Gunn
Because he knows how to weild words like whips
John Waters:
Funny and not ha ha funny. The last five minutes of Cecil was so sexy

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anthony, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

fuck i need to get a handle on this html sorry

anthony, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

And Allen Cumming needs to be dressed like the emcee
i would also like to add MAtthew Broderick
And i am curious enough to fuck dolly parton.

anthony, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Hahaha good one Anthony. But what's the deal with the Matt Demon from Hell? I really don't get it. My god, drop an atom bomb on his head and I suspect his horse's teeth will still survive.

Omar, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

oh but what those horse teeth can do.

anthony, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'd love to be Kate Moss when she was dating Johnny Depp.
I'd also love to be Michelle Pfeifer when she was in Scarface with Al Pacino.
Madonna when she was with Sean Penn.
Oh Steve Wynn's quite good looking as well.

nathalie (nathalie), Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

mat demon and hilary swank - r they separated at birth?

junichiro, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I really fancy Judd Nelson in the Breakfast Club.

Ally, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Judd Nelson? Ewwwwwww.

Otis Wheeler, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, and Katie Holmes is so much better. He's a real bad ass in the Breakfast Club, I like that.

Ally, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

What about Rob Lowe? In St. Elmo's Fire he looks exactly like Ramon.

Katie fuckin' Holmes is so last year, I don't care about her anymore. There are two women in the world, Zhang Ziyi and Lucia.

Otis Wheeler, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Rob Lowe looks nothing like Ramon, goddamnit. Though Adi's friends think Ramon looks like Tim (?!?!?!).

Who the hell is Lucia?

Ally, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Lucia is that girl with the homeless person camp in the woods, whom I refuse to call because I've decided that having a second conversation with her would be like seeing Zhang Ziyi naked. There are only so many things in the this world worth living for, and I don't want to get too many of them out of the way while I'm still young.

Did you see St. Elmo's Fire? Give Ramon a giant hoop earring and some lipstick and he'll look exactly like Rob Lowe.

Otis Wheeler, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I guess western Massachusetts is the place to be homeless. Who knew there'd be phones? (Or am I just badly misreading you, Otis?)

Zhang Ziyi continues to become hotter and hotter. She is a beautiful evil woman.

Dan Perry, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Otis, everyone has seen St. Elmo's Fire. Rob Lowe, lipstick or no, looks nothing like Ramon. I've studied Ramon's face pretty closely. He's not anything like Rob Lowe, and if he was I'd kill myself because everyone knows I like Judd Nelson.

And you talk about this homeless girl camp thing like I know what the fuck you're on about.

Ally, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm talking about the one in the woods near my cousins' where there was supposed to be a party when you were up, Ally. You are misreading me, Dan, or I'm misspeaking - Lucia sometimes stays at a camp that looks like someplace a homeless person would stay. The camp does not have phone lines, but she does have a cell. She goes to Hampshire (and is my #1 reason for going there, though I had no idea she went there when I applied). Western Massachusetts is the place to pretend you're homeless when you're actually rolling in it.

Of course Rob Lowe's face looks nothing like Ramon's, what do you think I am blind. Why has everyone seen St. Elmo's Fire? It kinda sucks. Ramon's never seen it.

Otis Wheeler, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Then can I ask what part of Ramon looks like Rob Lowe to you? That makes no sense now. I know Ramon's never seen it, he just told me as much. I hear you're down for $1 frozen cosmo night at the Works. That's where we should have our meet.

Anyhow, that's the place this girl stays? She's weird, avoid her. I was calling her the Blair Witch that night, she scares the hell out of me, she probably acts like Angelina Jolie.

Ally, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Like I care how she acts when she looks how she looks.

I'm just saying Ramon's channeling Lowe's style, is all. It's kind of a Rob Lowe in St. Elmo's Fire meets Johnny Depp in Benny & Joon thing.

Otis Wheeler, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Dude, that's completely different from what you were saying for the past, oh, month or so. "Channelling one's style" and "looking exactly like so-and-so" are completely different things, and never the twain shall meet (or something). He told you about the Benny & Joon thing? That is easily the best thing Stephanie has ever said - "So why do Ramon and Otis dress like Johnny Depp in Benny & Joon anyhow?" I near died laughing, that was so fucked up. That was way better than the "The cat reminds me of Hitler" comment.

Ally, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Alex James looked twice at me in Soho recently.

I haven't washed since.

Actually, judging by his TV show, I don't think he has either.

Dickon Edwards, Monday, 20 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Christian Bale's look in that awful Nicholas Cage greek movie was pretty fucking happening.

Ally, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

It's got nothing on Ryan Phillipe's mohawk.

Otis Wheeler, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Bullshit.

Ally, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

How 'bout that Michelle Branch, she's good, eh. Hot.

Otis Wheeler, Wednesday, 22 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Collin Ferrel and that other guy passing a joint after finsihing with two whores. The hottest scene ever.

anthony, Wednesday, 22 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I like Michelle Branch, too.

Tadeusz Suchodolski, Wednesday, 22 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I have decided to get married to Kate Hudson.

Ally, Wednesday, 22 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Anthony--That other guy was in Legally Blonde, as the upper crust shitheel boyfriend. Not as cute. OK, not that anyone outside of the Theban Horde will care, but here's my list:

1) Stephane Rideau. 2) Johnny Knoxville. 3) Kool Keith. 4) Tony Leung. 5) Q Tip. 6) Scott Caan. 7) Dermot Mulroney (saw him in a sauna once, gee it's great living in Hollywood). 8) Spike from Buffy 9) Robbie-can't help it... 10) Jay Hernandez. 11) Vince Vaughn-I don't care if he's a big asshole drunk. 12) Clive Owen 13) Seann William Scott.

Hmmm, maybe I should pick someone a bit more mature. Oh, OK, Wayne Coyne, what a babe. Horst Buchholz? He was so adorable in Tiger Bay.

If I had to pick a girl, I'd go with Julie Christie, Judy Geeson, Charlotte Rampling or Maria Schneider. Or Sarah Polley.

Enough.

Arthur, Wednesday, 22 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

2) Johnny Knoxville.
Completely, just cause hes a bit dangerous
6) Scott Caan.
There are reasons i am seeing American Outlaws tonight
8) Spike from Buffy
I prefered Riley.
9) Robbie-can't help it...
Yep, ooooooooooooooooooooh yeah Seann William Scott.
I own Dude Wheres My Car on Video.

anthony, Wednesday, 22 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Dude, Where's My Car is the worst movie ever, not even I liked it.

Why do people like Michelle Branch? She's not good-looking. I mean, I like her cuz she's clearly 12 years old, but that's me.

Julie Christie is the most disagreeable looking woman I've ever seen. I actually had to fast-forward through her scenes in McCabe & Mrs. Miller because I can't look at her. She's worse than Penelope Cruz.

Otis Wheeler, Wednesday, 22 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"Disagreeable looking"? What?

I quite fancy that Derek Jeter. I'm going to marry him.

Ally, Wednesday, 22 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

dis-a-gree-a-ble  adj.
1. Not to one's liking; unpleasant or offensive.
2. Having a quarrelsome, bad-tempered manner.

That's how she looks.

Otis Wheeler, Wednesday, 22 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

But it had Asthon Kuchner and Seann Williams Scott making out. DAvid and i will watch it and well you know...

anthony, Wednesday, 22 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

American Pie 2 has Jason Biggs and Seann William Scott making out, and it doesn't have ostriches.

Otis Wheeler, Wednesday, 22 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

So are you saying she looks bad-tempered? I look bad-tempered, do you think you're better than me or something?

Ally, Thursday, 23 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The movie was funny. Really Really Funny. But only if i am horny and stoned. That said i think i may watch American Pie Two tomorrow because i did not go to American Outlaws tonight.

anthony, Thursday, 23 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

No way do you look bad-tempered, especially not these days. I look bad- tempered half the time, there's nothing wrong with looking bad- tempered. Bad-tempered looking girls are hot. My problem with Julie Christie is a combination of definition one and looking quarrelsome. I hate quarrelsome looking women, it's a really unsexy word.

Otis Wheeler, Thursday, 23 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Everyone told me I'd hate Dude Where's My Car, I don't know, I just didn't . They're really sexy together, that's all.

I've never known anyone to find Julie Christie quarrelsome and unpleasant. Hmmm. Haven't seen McCabe & Mrs. Miller in years, but she's really kind and supportive in Billy Liar. Couldn't agree with you more about Penelope Cruz, though.

Arthur, Thursday, 23 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Young Julie Christie was a knockout. See Petulia (Otis definitely should search that one out cause it has the Dead in it) and Don't Look Now. Definitely bangable.

Honestly, I didn't even know she was still alive or at least still appearing in films.

Tadeusz Suchodolski, Thursday, 23 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Rachael Leigh Cook, rowr, even when she was called Laney Boggs in She's all that, mmmm

cabbage, Thursday, 23 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i had no idea who Rachel Leigh Cook is, but a quick investigative internet search has revealed stuff to me. i can only say one word.

ROWR!

gareth, Thursday, 23 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

How do I not look disagreeable and bad-tempered? I always do, why else do people always ask me what's wrong? Last weekend I got about 800,000,000 times, "What's wrong? Are you okay? I didn't do anything, did I? What's wrong?" "Especially not these days" my ass.

Ally, Thursday, 23 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ally. What's wrong?

The Barnet Ape, Thursday, 23 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh for heaven's sake.

I don't get it, am I meant to grin aimlessly all the time?

Ally, Thursday, 23 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Say "something terrible has just happened" in a creapy voice. That'll soon sort them out. I walk around with an inane grin all the time, people ask me where they can buy the drugs I'm on.

Pete, Thursday, 23 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I hope you explain that Lift Lemon Tea can be bought at all good supermarkets and corner shops.

Emma, Thursday, 23 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I think my new thing should be to suddenly burst into tears at random moments.

Ally, Thursday, 23 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

two weeks pass...
Rachel Stevens (S Club 7) And a girl call Ellie Thompson

Fezmo2000, Wednesday, 12 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Ewan McGregor, and a boy whom none of you know.

maria, Wednesday, 12 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

My friend just emailed me a photo of that girl from Transvision Vamp. I really fancy her. And eh Lisa Snowdon and the obligatory somebody none of you know.

Ronan, Thursday, 13 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Funny you should mention Wendy James, Ronan because I was thinking about her in relation to the Kylie Minogue thread on ILM. At the time (88/89) she took a shitload of stick from (mainly) male journalists, who found her raunchy, glam girl look morally repugnant, most of whom ended up working on Loaded etc a few years later. Then SexKylie stepped into the breach and hey presto lad culture is born.
Anyway Wendy James, rowr.

Does anyone here think Jeaneanne Garofolo is ahem, well fit? Couldn't believe that movie the truth about cats and dogs, surely no one would pick Uma Thurman ahead of her?

Billy Dods, Thursday, 13 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Janeane Garofolo = double ROWR on toast

Richard Tunnicliffe, Thursday, 13 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

My mate has a morbid obsession with Wendy James it seems, or else he's just bored. He just texted me the lyrics to that song, "I don't want your money honey I want your love". God its all coming back to me now.

Ronan, Thursday, 13 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Just remembered another some more: Linda Barker off Changing Rooms, Emma Jones (now editor of Smash Hits) and Miranda Sawyer. The first two have virtually the same voice and it is very sexy. What is that? Doncaster?

Nick, Thursday, 13 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Miranda Sawyer!?

Richard Tunnicliffe, Thursday, 13 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

linda barker = very rowr

she's from Huddersfield (there's a joke in there somewhere, can you see it?) Doncaster accent = very nasty indeed

cabbage, Thursday, 13 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes Miranda Sawyer. I don't know why some people have a downer on her. They tend to be people who hate all female cultural commentators. I think she's rwor anyway. Tom Paulin fancies her too. And Madchen.

Huddersfield, right. I must move there.

Nick, Thursday, 13 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Miranda Sawyer isn't rwor Nick, she's rowr, there's a big difference. Jonnie would agree too I'm sure, he is very lustful of her.

cabbage, Thursday, 13 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

If I had to pick a *bird*, I'd go for Shirley Manson. Then again I saw her in the new videoclip, Androgyny, and she seemed a punky Nu Geisha sans eyebrows. Freaky.

nathalie, Thursday, 13 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah that Janeane g is uglier than Uma thing was so strange and American. Ha ha does anyone remember how on neighbours Kylie was a 'nerd' when she first showed up wearing glasses with her hair tied back - her 'makeover' in the next episode or two was SO unexpected! It was just like Shark bay only real.

maryann, Thursday, 13 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

does anyone remember how on neighbours Kylie was a 'nerd' when she first showed up wearing glasses with her hair tied back - her 'makeover' in the next episode or two was SO unexpected!

My memory may damaged (it nearly certainly is), but wasn't Kylie initially the tomboy who wore a baseball cap and coveralls? I thought it was her friend Jane who was the nerd with the makeover, thus bagging her the Divine Mike.

Nicole, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Latest update: Hillary Clinton, Sara Cox, Francine Stock.

Nick, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

What about the Teen Angels from Captain Caveman? Rowr, surely?

Emma, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

mmmm, Francine Stock, the replacement for blonde lady who used to do the Late Show (Tracey something? possibly McLeod she was the one presenting when the Stone Roses blew up the studio) as thinking man's crumpet!

cabbage, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Nick you fancy Sara Cox? I saw her a few weeks ago at Jon Carter, she is lovely alright. She has a huge bodyguard incidentally. I rub shoulders with celebs, its what I do

Ronan, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Now, I don't go for BLONDES but Spike from Buffy is FANTASTIC. In fact, I really don't go for blondes. How you can prefer Riley, Anthony?? He's SUCH a moron.

I have a worrying crush on anime girls. Not so much on boys, they all tend to be a bit too YOUNG oops. I can go for All American types too like KERR SMITH but bear in mind he plays a gay character so still not sexually threatening eh readers?

Sarah, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'd pick Uma over Janeane, but still - I didn't understand that either, the whole Janeane Garafolo was ugly thing. She insists on it nonstop though, it's like, dude, you aren't ugly, chill out.

Ally, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Anime boys who look like girls irritate me. Actual men who look like girls delight me.

Maria, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

jesus this thread started when I was in wales but her's my 2p

you're all crazy

I can't sleep, damned jetlag

Ed, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I fancy the boy on the skippy cornflakes ad.

rainy, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I think there are obvious answers to everything.

Dean Robertson, Sunday, 30 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Since I dont have to worry about Kate karate chopping me for along while I could post the Deep Field, Pretty Deep Waters, Living In A World of Desires trilogy that she has on hosted her old website.

Mr Noodles, Sunday, 30 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i fancy penelope cruz

ambrose, Sunday, 30 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

eer,mark gardener from Ride still - and damon alburn..0000eeeeee, nice.

bec, Sunday, 14 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Tenshi

Mike Hanle y, Sunday, 14 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't really fancy anyone. It's kind of sad.

I used to fancy Madonna, Xena, Buffy, Willow, Faith, Angel, Dawn, Cordelia, Faith, Dawn, Faith. In that order.

Now Buffy and Angel aren't on telly anymore I don't fancy anyone.

toraneko, Sunday, 14 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

You realize you listed Faith more than once, right?

I fancy myself.

Ally, Monday, 15 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I thought Mike was Tenchi.

Nicole, Monday, 15 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah, it was the order they were in that was important. I kept on returning to Faith despite my dalliances with the others. I love Faith.

toraneko, Monday, 15 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

btw - I reckon that's cool that you fancy yourself. Do you spend a lot of time glancing/staring into the mirror or is it enough to see yourself reflected in others' eyes?

toraneko, Monday, 15 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I just imagine everyone else is me, it makes my life much happier. But at least I don't watch myself brushing my teeth.

Ally, Monday, 15 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

four weeks pass...
After watching Clockwatchers last night I remembered that I forgot Parker Posey. How many is that now? I'm approaching 100 women I'd like to pork coffee-table book proportions.

Nick, Monday, 12 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Helen Baxendale Helen Baxendale Helen Baxendale Helen Baxendale Helen Baxendale Helen Baxendale Helen Baxendale Helen Baxendale Helen Baxendale Helen Baxendale Helen Baxendale Helen Baxendale Helen Baxendale Helen Baxendale Helen Baxendale Helen Baxendale Helen Baxendale Helen Baxendale Helen Baxendale Helen Baxendale Helen Baxendale Helen Baxendale Helen Baxendale Helen Baxendale Helen Baxendale Helen Baxendale Helen Baxendale Helen Baxendale Helen Baxendale .

Dear Santa...

Will, Monday, 12 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Gah! Clockwatchers. What an awful movie. I'm glad I saw it in a cinema without a clock in it else I would have watched taht instead. Even Kudrow and Posey cannot enliven a film about working in an office which is more boring that working in an office. And what is it with Toni Collette's accent?

Pete, Monday, 12 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

who would buy your book nick?

mark s, Monday, 12 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I love womens tummies.. I just love them.. Flat ones.. little pot bellied ones, smooth and round.. I love the bellie buttons.. innies outies.. yum!.. I bet carol vauderman has a really sexy tummy.. Reubens certainly knew what to paint! :)

Green, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Hello hello! Not to be outdone by the rest of you I'll let you in on my wish list ! Lucky you! 1. ? 2.Brad Pit 3.Antonio B 4 Mel G 5. Adian Quinn 6. Jack Wagner 7.Ray Liota 8.Crocodile Hunter 9. Roch Voisine 10 Chevy Chase Now you have my wish list & xmas is right around the corner! You might need Randy Quaid's help though!(grin) Gale.

Gale Deslongchamps, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

shock - gale in crocodile hunter love fest! what a grand though..thank you for making me smile, in a nice way, for today....

geoff, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Hi Geoff lol Funny! Glad you laughed. I certainly did too! :)

Gale Deslongchamps, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I would like to add Dan Futterman who i would like to fuck in his too pretty mouth
I would like Morissey because he is morose
I would really like a gang bang with the Newcastle nights till my asshole is so loose thats you can drive a semi truck into it
I really want sex in a beach with ian wright
A public sex show on MTV w. CArson Daley and RObbie Willams would be nice
and that dude who plays Mark from Roseanne
As well as Dean Winters and Chris Meloni and whoever plays Tobias Beecher but only in Prison
And Jason Preistly because he has a rib tickler , a lincon log, an ass spliterl
And of course BARRISTA BOY

anthonyeaston, Saturday, 24 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

yeah so what happened, did you get with that guy yet?

duane, Saturday, 24 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

It is a slow process duane. We are courting him and he enjoys our company but is not ready for a threesome and is afraid of ruining our realtionship. Really he is qauint w. he ethics and morals and his sex drive kept in check .

anthony, Saturday, 24 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"sex IN a beach w. Ian Wright"?

mmm granular

mark s, Saturday, 24 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

A, you'll have better luck with SPM if you spell it Morrissey ;-).

suzy, Saturday, 24 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh Jesus Christ Anthony.

Nitsuh, Sunday, 25 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

*sings* "JESUS CHRIST! ANTHONY! WILL YOU GET TO FUCK BARRISTA BOY!"

Now that Webber/Rice musical I would see.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 25 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Really he is qauint w. he ethics and morals and his sex drive kept in check .

that's what I said about the Mormon too.

Maria, Sunday, 25 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I fancy the guy I met last night. Of course I was so dumb to run off after he approached me. We had met three years ago at a concert. He told me he recognized me when I passed him by. Maybe in three years when we meet again will I find the courage to say "Take me!" ;-))

helen fordsdale, Sunday, 25 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

What exactly does taking someone inlolve, anyway?

Latest additions: Scarlett Johansson and Blu Cantrell.

Nick, Monday, 26 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Oi Nick, I bagged Scarlett. But you can have Blu Cantrell.

What are you trying to do by the way, set up a pop culture version of Cluedo....

Pete, Monday, 26 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

b-but blu cantrell is called "blu" = she cannot be fanciable

mark s, Monday, 26 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"Maybe in three years when we meet again will I find the courage to say "Take me!" ;-))"

And when you do, try and make sure you're not going out with someone else at the time. Go on, break the habits of a lifetime.

Richard Hell, Monday, 26 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

ooooh

1 new question: what is wrong with being called 'Blu'? It is better than 'Sinker' - I mean how depressing!

1 old question: what does 'Take me!' mean?

Nick, Monday, 26 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Blu Cantrell? Better guard your wallet Nick.

Nicole, Monday, 26 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Luckily Nicole, I don't have one.

Nick, Monday, 26 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

C'mon Nick, 'Take Me' is fairly self explanatory and should be said whilst flinging oneself (not yourself) backwards across a double bed wearing skimpy garments. It is often suffixed by 'Big Boy' if one is lucky.

Emma, Monday, 26 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

If who is lucky?

I have a nomination for this thread. I have to check her name first, though.

the pinefox, Monday, 26 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

OK, this one is a mistake, I took a wrong turn: but I do like her:

http://news6.thdo.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/events/newstalk/correspondent_b iographies/newsid_94000/94293.stm

But I am still looking for the other one.

the pinefox, Monday, 26 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Her name, how could I forget, is *Laura Trevelyan*. But there are no pix of her on the www.

the pinefox, Monday, 26 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

My boyfriend.

Samantha, Monday, 26 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

flinging oneself (not yourself) backwards

I read this over three times and it still saif 'fingering oneself'.

Well yeah, I kind of admit I know what it means, but I wasn't sure whether it had to specifically refer to the penetration of a submissive female by a man (or gayist equivalent). I thought it might sometimes be like "Take me as your wife/girlfriend":

Nick, Monday, 26 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't think it is submissive to demand to be taken. In simple terms, it means 'fuck me'.

Emma, Monday, 26 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Wow.

the pinefox, Monday, 26 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i did not choose sinker and anyway my name is now "s" AND ANYWAY IAM NOT (YET) A POPSTAR WHO HAS PICKED HER OWN NAME

and anyway you are wrong anyway: BLU!!

mark s, Monday, 26 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Vicky Podgorski
Maria McGee
Jaz Johal
Hind Tufail

All women who work for my Local Council, as do I. I hope none of them post here!

Kodanshi, Monday, 26 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

NO ONE!

james, Monday, 26 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

a varying menu of not-so-good-lookings

after watching a Boy Meets World marathon yesterday I am now very much smitten with Ben Savage--besides him, Bud Cort circa 1971.

mandee, Monday, 26 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

A certain UC Berkeley senior...

Sean, Monday, 26 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The mention of M. Sawyer upthread as lust object is quite the most disturbing thing I've read in a year of ILX. She looks like someone reflected in the back of a spoon.

Dr. C, Monday, 26 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

k-rowr

mark s, Monday, 26 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Aaron Burrrrr

Maria, Monday, 26 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

a boy called dave. he will succumb to me.

di, Monday, 26 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

How will you achieve this, Di? Does the Neanderthal "club them over the head and drag them back to your cave" approach really work?

kate, Tuesday, 27 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i will hope that you were joking, kate, and not just being a bitch. cos i was.

di, Wednesday, 28 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I was neither joking nor being a bitch! Read totally at face value! A mutual friend recommended that I club Shroedinger's Crush and drag him back to my cave Neanderthal Stylee (I'm VERY glad I didn't) so I wondered if it had ever worked for anyone else!

kate, Wednesday, 28 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

ermmm, okay. sheesh, i must be paranoid, what with being accused of being a dworkinist and all.

di, Wednesday, 28 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

this will be my new ironic move! (ironic dworkinism)

maryann, Wednesday, 28 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i don't know, would a man be much use after being knocked on the head? i think i would prefer a man in full capacity. hey, but if it involves beating at my chest and going "ooga booga", then maybe i would consider it.

isn't saying someone will succumb to you a silly thing to say? i stole it from a 5ive song.

there are about three or four boys who go on my bus (the normanby one, not the high school one, you filthy cretins!) that are quite okay. kinda girlish looking, dark hair, dress in black. none of them are called dave though, and none are guilty of the casual-burp-vomit that menelaus so lovingly described many moons ago.

hey maryann, did you know i thought janus was a bit of a looker? oh, you probly did. oh well. come! attack us with your ironic dworkinism!

di, Thursday, 29 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

A young and super-passive girl who studies a lot and has protective parents who think I'm weird. It's so difficult.

Honda, Thursday, 29 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I still fancy Wendy James. I only have one photo and I'm too lazy to find more. I only really fancy one person in real life, although I often fancy people as they walk by on the street.

Ronan, Thursday, 29 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Yay ironic dworkinism! Go feminist-backlash-backlash!

Sterling Clover, Thursday, 29 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

>>> I still fancy Wendy James.

Me too.

>>> I often fancy people as they walk by on the street.

Me too.

Hey, Ronan. We have Thingz In Common.

the pinefox, Thursday, 29 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

neil young appears so endearingly unkempt, awkward and fragile. i want to clasp him to my bosom.

di, Thursday, 29 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

* Aside from all of the people I lust for in "real life"...

1.) Brian Molko 2.) Laetitia Casta 3.) Holcombe Waller (http://www.holcombewaller.com) 4.) Sid Vicious 5.) Charlize Theron 6.) Johnny Depp 7.) Christopher Walken 8.) This boy from some Gap commercial. He looks kind of geeky and out of place compared to all of the rest of the people in the ad. 9.) Katie Holmes 10.) Brian McFayden (MTV V-J)

... plus plenty of others. But that's enough, right? *

Jimpegwe, Sunday, 9 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Am I the only one to feel a wild and savage lust for the women in the Dictionary Corner in Countdown?

Will, Monday, 10 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

No

RickyT, Monday, 10 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I keep wanting to like a movie star or popstar, but I never really seem to, but then I remembered I do kinda like Matt Damon. Yeah, he's a middle of the road pretty boy movie star, whatever, but I think he's cute. I mean really cute. But I keep forgetting his name, so maybe he's not that memorable. Also Josh Hartnett isn't bad, especially with that sticking-up-in-the-back hair he had in Halloween H2O and that other teen-horror flick. It makes me feel grounded and normal to like these guys, in a way.

Sean, Monday, 10 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

After seeing Pinback last night, I have to add Rob Crow to my list, even thought he was wearing long shorts in December.

Richard Tunnicliffe, Monday, 10 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

two points. 1) rickyT is a mentalist

2) i fancy my boyfwiend awwwwwww c'm ere you!!!!

katie, Monday, 10 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

This thread is h-way better than Me vs. Gurls. But then...most of them are!

Nicole, Monday, 10 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Its been a while since I read this thread. Di, how is your quest for Dave going? You know there aree only so many times that I am going to drag you aklong and start talking to him especially :)

As for Neil Young, suffocation is a crime.... no, dont look at me like that, I am joking. As for Janus, your friendly fairy godmother/tinkerbell has a special suprise for you. Photos of Janus and friends in fetish party mode. all those sweet young scandanavians, just wait til you see the one I am going to put on a card for Steve.

Who do I fancy? not even worth thinking about, as the chances are they don't fancy me. Besides, I would probably loose all respect for them if they did, bad taste and all :)

Menelaus Darcy, Monday, 10 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

GEORGE CLOONEY IS THE ONLY ANSWER.

Ally, Monday, 10 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

He was on THE FACTS OF LIFE, woman. Fear the fluffy mullet.

Nicole, Monday, 10 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I fancy Jo's boyfriend in The Facts Of Life Go To Paris.

youn, Monday, 10 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

A young and super-passive girl who studies a lot and has protective parents who think I'm weird
I'm in love with her too

maryann, Monday, 10 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/11 10972/photo_04_thumb.jpg

swoon

bnw, Tuesday, 11 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ok, I gotta ask, why does everyone and their brother find that girl oh so attractive? She looks like she's got something wrong with her in the head, that moronic expression she always got on. She reminds me of Bubble from AB Fab except dark haired.

Ally, Tuesday, 11 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

You're asking the wrong gal. Hated the movie, Amelie was just way too simpering and twee.

My hair looks exactly like hers now but by horrific accident not by design and I have been very sad about it all week. Short bangs like hers (and mine, sob) are icky.

Nicole, Tuesday, 11 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

one month passes...
Colin Firth.

Kara Fig, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, I know:

JOHN SMOLTZ! JOHN SMOLTZ!

It is sick and wrong.

felicity, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm trying to force myself to fancy Simon LeBon.

Ally, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

No, you've got it all wrong! Simon was/is too pompous and stare-y looking. Plus, he's a bad sailor. John Taylor or Nick Rhodes are a much better way to go Duran-wise.

Nicole, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I saw a picture of the Amalie woman in real life; with a proper haircut she's very VERY attractive.

Dan Perry, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

John Smoltz?

David Raposa, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I saw a picture of Rowan Atkinson with a proper haircut. He was very attractive.

They Call Me Mr Perry, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I am furious, not because Ptee is insinuating that I fancy Rowan Atkinson, but because his cruel remarks have caused me to mentally replace the attractive young lady from "Amalie" with Rowan Atkinson. May the Furies put brambles in your underwear.

Dan Perry, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

No, you've got it all wrong! Simon was/is too pompous and stare-y looking. Plus, he's a bad sailor

See, Nic, this is why I'm trying to fancy him. Plus, the dance moves in "Is There Something I Should Know".

Ally, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i'm with ally and pete on this amelie character.

ethan, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I agree as far as the "Amelie" character is concerned. The actress, on the other hand, is pretty cute: PROOF!

Dan Perry, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I fancy short hair on the ladies, the gothic look, exceeding interest and erudition in art(music!)/politics, older women, and the ability to dance well.

Dare, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

No way, Dan. She still looks kind of...unreal or something. Also her expression in both photos on that page is massively annoying.

RickyT, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The top picutre shows her excellent smile. The bottom picture... The top picture shows her excellent smile.

Dan Perry, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

John Smoltz?

I always thought Tom Glavine was the real "catch" on that staff.

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Chicks dig the long ball.

David Raposa, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Dan, you've lost your shit, haven't you?

Ally, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The worst thing I can think of to say about Amelie-woman is that sometimes she resembles Nelly Furtado. Nelly Furtado is cutie- patootie, therefore so is Amelie-woman. (Although, the fact that I've used the phrase "cutie-patootie", looked at it several times, and decided NOT to edit it is ample evidence that I may, in fact, be losing my shit.)

Dan Perry, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Dan, you've lost your shit, haven't you?

There's a birthday wish for ya -- finding your shit.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'll settle for $50K.

Dan Perry, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I fancy Emmy Kate Montrose. Lots, like. Plus she looks like my gf which is very handy indeed.

electric sound of jim, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes, Smoltzie, dagnabbit. Because he is old and as he smoulders in the bullpen you can see the visible thought bubble that says "I . . . should . . . be . . . starting . . . grrr!" It is wrong to fancy a Brave. They are the arch-enemy.

Tracer and Raposa, SOME chicks dig the

felicity, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

. . . "K"

felicity = will never master the quirks of ILE

felicityredwell@yahoo.com, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I fancy Fred Ward and Robert Forster. Old guys.

And Roger Taylor. I always go for the dull one in the band. That's Roger Taylor *not* Roger Meadows-Taylor.

Arthur, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i always thought john deacon was the dullest member of queen.

di, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, he was, di, I was just trying to distinguish Roger Taylor from Duran Duran from Roger Meadows-Taylor from Queen. Not very well, though.

Arthur, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

sorry i didn't know he had another name and i didn't know about the duran duran guy.

di, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

mark neilson. awww.

di, Saturday, 19 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Damn this is still the best thread ever on ILE! If I were to mention the name Alina Cojocaru, would anyone know WhoTF I was on about"?

Norman Phay, Saturday, 19 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

not i said the di

di, Saturday, 19 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

She is a ballet dancer from eastern europe, who has recently joined the brit royal ballet. There was a pic ov her in the "Guardian" doing "Coppelia" a coupla weex ago. Apparenlty she is excellent. She is very beautiful, & I have recently noticed that I do find dancers v. attractive (see also, A. Hepburn, S. Guillem, D. Bussell etc etc) Sadly google turned up nothing worth posting - just a bunch of pics of other ballet dancers (I am not complaining too loudly) and someone else w/the same name.

Norman Phay, Saturday, 19 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

It's really hard to fancy boys who stick things up their noses. I give up.

Maria, Saturday, 19 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Gerard Love of Teenage Fanclub. Nick Valensi of the Strokes is very attractive, but I don't fancy him. But I did sit through 30 minutes of SNL to see them again, and it was worth it cos at the end when they said goodbye I was finally able to see his face.

Kara Fig, Sunday, 20 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

FRED WARD?!?! WOW!! He was great in "Tremors"

Mandee, Sunday, 20 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The Australian one out of Chicks On Speed.

Clare Wadd of SARAH REKKIDS fame

That new girl in Trembling Blue Stars. Beth Arzy.

electric sound of jim, Sunday, 20 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

New one: (after last night's appearance on Never Mind the blah blah): Cathy Dennis!

N., Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

N, you are so right (as I think I posted on that NMtB vs StP thread elsewhere). In fact, I think we fancy exactly the same women and I don't like to consider the implications of this.

Edna Welthorpe, Mrs, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Pretty boy Legolas AKA Orlando Bloom ROWR. All my bases are belong to those cheekbones, as Brian said. Also HOBBIT PIPPIN. It's the hairy feetZi35. I would probably do Frodo too but after reading the Secret Diary of Aragorn son of Arathorn I feel sorry for him whot with sexualist harrasment wherever he goes, poor blue eyed mite.

Sarah, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I fancy Pompey for the Cup next season.

You can scoff!

XStatic Peace, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Sarah vs. Ned's Mum: FITE for the affections of Orlando Bloom!

i couldn't possible fancy someone called Orlando, i'm sorry. i have tried! but i would be scared that he'd end up turning into a woman...

katie, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Edna, that's not true and if it were it would be sick. But Cathy Dennis, yes, rowr.

N., Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Sarah vs. Ned's Mum: FITE for the affections of Orlando Bloom!

This would be a sight to see. I'm not too sure if my mom would want to get into the squabble, though. ;-) But since my mom has Viggo as a backup, I guess Sarah can have her wicked way with Mr. Bloom (who right now is living the life of Riley here in the States -- LOTR no longer number one, being replaced this weekend by Black Hawk Down featuring...Orlando Bloom! call out the casting agents!).

Ned Raggett, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Have I talked about how hot the mom from Gilmore Girls is? Well, she's hot. The daughter looks like an alien though.

adam, Sunday, 3 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

THe mom has a weird head.

Josh, Sunday, 3 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

hobbit sam gamgee.

di, Sunday, 3 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

also some boy i know. its a seclet.

di, Sunday, 3 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The page didn't load completely for awhile so I saw messages from June saying that Jude Law is not attractive. I must set you straight. Jude Law is the second most beautiful man in the world, right behind Jonathan Rhys Meyers, tied with the guy from Hedwig and the Angry Inch. Lovely lovely.

Last night I found out that a person I fancy (none of the above...no, no, a person I actually know) fancies me. Joy!

Maria, Sunday, 3 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i'm with you on jude law. and congrats on yer mutual crush.

when boys like me they always want to teach me how to play guitar properly. why? i like playing guitar badly. and i wonder why boys don't consider that saying that might sound patronising... i know they just want to feel useful but this is the third time its happened and mwah?!?!?

di, Sunday, 3 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

yay for Maria!

Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Sunday, 3 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I fancy all the wrong people: Someone with a girlfriend, someone with an ex-girlfriend, someone too young for me, and someone too far away. Excuse me while I slit my wrists.

Pyth, Sunday, 3 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Glad I'm not the only one then. I only ever seem to fancy blokew who are gay or have girfriends. Is there something about gay people that makes them so much more attractive?

jellybean, Sunday, 3 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

five months pass...
I just had another look at this thread and discovered for the first time that I'm not Hillary Clinton's only fan.

the pinefox, Monday, 29 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Thom. Not Yorke. I feel sick when I am not around him. hahaha

nath, Monday, 29 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Well now, fancy as in cute celebs i might pick Giles from Buffy, Corin Tucker, Tortoise's John Mcentire, or the young Ally Sheedy [circa Wargames more than Breakfast Club].

Fancy in a "OMG you're such a GIIIIRL!" gush sense, i haf me a lovely boy who's somewhere in monsoon-season China. So, him.

Fancy in a "oh they're just so sweet i want to keep them in the towel cupboard and feed them peanut butter cookies and gaze at them like delicate crystal ornaments" sense, this week's lucky candidates are Rainy and Starry.

Fancy in a "When You're Near Me I Have Difficulty Concentrating bestest friend ever want to live in a giant cardboard box with them for all eternity with 'the hot rock' and 'bend sinister' and endless chips+dip" way...Di, Elisabeth and Andrew-chu i choose YOU!

Fancy in a "I love him and when i grow up i'm gonna MARRY him" way has to be my 1 tru luv Ralph Wiggam.

erm, i'm beginning to think i shoulda posted this to the Creepiness thread...

petra jane, Monday, 29 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

"Hex Enduction Hour", rather. If you don't mind.

Andrew, Monday, 29 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

(Yikes - but I don't like peanut butter cookies at all! Peanut butter in French = peanut BUERRE, buerre rhymes with URRRGH = it is scientifically rub).

Sarah, Monday, 29 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

petra has learnt the two ways to my heart: sleater-kinney and FOOD!

di, Monday, 29 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

(Andrew-chu of the batman/confusion-is-sex t-shirts?)

Ess Kay, Monday, 29 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

No, the one wot posted up there. The other Andrew bought a big ugly guitar AND effects pedals => there is no hope.

petra jane, Monday, 29 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha he is a propah ROCKSTAR! now. (& he's selling his sampler, pout. How's Auckland treating him? I need third-party opinions).

Ess Kay, Monday, 29 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeh he is, the ninny. Doing well, i guess. Auckland is the promised city of dreams where the streets are lined with gold and lollipops. And overpriced flats and crap nu-metal guitar-wheedlers.

petra jane, Tuesday, 30 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

You have now successfully killed some of my enthusiasm for visiting. ;-)

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 30 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh Ned, Auckland is a GRATE place to visit! It's just no fun to live there in an overpriced apartment while making it yr life's mission to own one of ever guitar pedal ever made ever. Actually that's a pretty sure-fire recipe for not having fun anyway.

ENOUGH of this! let's talk abt who floats yr boats. go!

petra jane, Tuesday, 30 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I love the look of Anna Paquin in "Finding Forrester". She is the sexiest private schoolgirl in her uniform.

Gerry, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Well frankly I fancy Kylie Minogue, Elizabeth Hurley, and ofcourse my very own lady. Although she's not a celebrity, I see my girl as one. 

Ryan Howitt, Sunday, 4 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

three months pass...
THREAD REVIVAL. Tell me who you all want to sleep with now, as opposed to over a year ago.

By the way, that post about seeing your own special lady as a celebrity is adorable and I approve of non-celebrity posts.

Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 17 November 2002 06:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I dunno - but last night I did have a dream where I was making out with Alan Wilder on a bus. No clue where that came from either, because it's not like I even had a crush on him back when I was a DM fan.

Kim (Kim), Sunday, 17 November 2002 06:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Token 'the female bartender' answer

James Blount (James Blount), Sunday, 17 November 2002 06:55 (twenty-two years ago)

ROBERT DOWNEY, JR. , because addiction is ever so HOT...

Glad to see SARAH POLLEY getting the LOVE on this thread...

Mary (Mary), Sunday, 17 November 2002 07:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Tom Verlaine, Richard Lloyd, Patti Smith, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Ewan Macgregor (yeah, I just discovered Velvet Goldmine), Thurston Moore, Kim Gordon and Ian Curtis. (Yeah ok, that ones a bit scary what with him being dead and all.)
Why it it that most of the people I have crushes on are above the age of 40? Is that normal?

Livvie, Sunday, 17 November 2002 09:48 (twenty-two years ago)

oooh, Livvie's post just reminded me that I want Bud Black in charge of me. I would obsess myself with gaining his approval.

I still <3 Smoltzie too.

felicity (felicity), Sunday, 17 November 2002 16:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I wanna fuck raw Ossama bin Laden, just to take pictures and show my ass on Al Jazeera network.

I still think Prince William has a hard on for me.

Queen G (Queeng), Sunday, 17 November 2002 16:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Aragorn or Legolas. That's about it. Not the actors, though, because actors always annoy me.

Nicole (Nicole), Sunday, 17 November 2002 17:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I fear you'll have to fight my mom over them.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 17 November 2002 18:58 (twenty-two years ago)

And my sisters.

I like Robert Downey Jr.

Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 17 November 2002 20:07 (twenty-two years ago)

i could post a pic of her tho that would be too crappy

Chupa-Cabras (vicc13), Monday, 18 November 2002 01:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I came to this thread doing a Google search on "Jonsi boyfriend"... Altho I'm hetero and do have a gal, I found that guy Jónsi Þór Bírgisson oddly sexy. I've found out that he's gay. And tho I love my gal, I'd love also to take Jónsi to bed. Wow.

Amazing how one can tell this at a board you never saw before... Thank you.

creepyboy, Monday, 2 December 2002 01:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I resisted it for so long, but yep, Colin Firth, I confess.

luna (luna.c), Monday, 2 December 2002 01:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Helena Bonham-Carter, I love that she can be so straight-laced and victorian in all the merchant ivory films and in real life have half-shorn purple hair and a pierced nose.

Liz Copeland, late night D-town radio host with an extremely sexy voice.

This French girl from my undergrad African History class, I eyed her for the whole semester before raising the nerve to speak to her, we talked about getting together the next semester after summer, next semester I kept seeing this cute brunette on campus smiling at me but didn't ring a bell until several months in when I realized OMG, that's Delphine from last year, but alas it was too late. She then proceeded to haunt me by living a block away for the next two years and I was too embarassed to ever say hello. In fact I thought she had moved back to France after graduation, but I was in a local coffee shop meeting one of my LSAT students and looked up to see none other than Delphine at the counter whereupon I promptly spilled my drink all over the place as she observed. Classic.

webcrack (music=crack), Monday, 2 December 2002 03:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Also that one girl in my fiction craft class last semester. She's dreamy... and so well read.

I was sooo wrong about that chiquita. The girl in I Am the World Trade Center is pretty cute. I like how she bounces around during shows.

bnw (bnw), Monday, 2 December 2002 04:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Delphine is such a great name!

Kim (Kim), Monday, 2 December 2002 04:53 (twenty-two years ago)

It is a great name, and seems like it would be easy to remember. I forgot to mention that I recognized her first and couldn't remember her name, so I felt stupid saying anything. I remembered too late--by then she wouldn't even look at me when passing by.

webcrack (music=crack), Monday, 2 December 2002 04:57 (twenty-two years ago)

it's been a while since i read this thread... sheesh, simon lebon? are you kidding? with THAT ASS?!?!? simon lebon doesn't even have spanish blood to blame, he is jus FAT.

what is this, like a rule, that in a haircut band, the singer has to be the one with the fattest ass?

i'm starting to see weird and bizarre correlaries here, and they are starting to scare me.

COME ON, SUZY, DRINK YOUR COUGH SYRUP, IT IS TIME FOR OUR WALKIES!!!!

kate, Monday, 2 December 2002 10:00 (twenty-two years ago)

As for the name Delphine, Delphine Seyrig is rather attractive.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 2 December 2002 13:35 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.public.iastate.edu/~mcain/gvsb/images/gvsb1.gif

leigh (leigh), Monday, 2 December 2002 14:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Leigh: I hereby challenge you to a duel for the attentions of Mr. Fleisig.

j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 2 December 2002 14:07 (twenty-two years ago)

challenge accepted, i bet you didn't accidently squish him with your bosoms though.

leigh (leigh), Monday, 2 December 2002 14:12 (twenty-two years ago)

If I had, he would tragically be the late Alexis Fleisig. The human body can stand only just much pressure.
;^}

j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 2 December 2002 14:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, he survived his brush with my double Ds.

leigh (leigh), Monday, 2 December 2002 14:22 (twenty-two years ago)

two weeks pass...
1. Sean Penn
2. Steve Harris (Eugene from the practise)
3. John Cusack.
4. Hugh Riminton
5. John Goodman

(token girl) Bic Runga

nellie (minna), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 15:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Evil Sark from Alias...but only when dressed in the gendarme uniform. Everyone should be wearing a gendarme uniform, it would make them instantly attractive. It has a little red cape, people!

Nicole (Nicole), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 15:59 (twenty-two years ago)

1.My Boss
2.My Crush
3.My Best Friend
4.My Crush's Spouse
5.My Other Best Friend
6.Cyd Cherise (-50 years)
7.P!nk
8.Winona Ryder
9.Sophie Ellis Bextor
10.Catherine Zeta Jones

toraneko (toraneko), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 16:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I always catch onto these threads so LATE! No fair!

Anyway, as I believe we're sticking with celebrities and/or their characters (if we were including actual face-to-face crushes, I might be here all day)...

1. Shannon Elizabeth, especially as Nadia in American Pie 2 when she said "Fuck me nerd!" Plus, she's part-Lebanese, how can you go wrong there! (see also: Salma Hayek, Shakira)

2. Ani DiFranco, even if I wasn't in love with her music. There's something far too magnetic and wonderful about her, she's troublingly amazing.

3. Jude Law is something to behold, whether as a human or robot. Whaddya know, Joe?

4. Charo...can a human being be any more silly and sexy at the same time?

5. Bender from Futurama...oh, to be a ladybot in the year 3000...

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 17:04 (twenty-two years ago)

1. My wife of course
2. Maura Tierney
3. Anna Faris
4. Maggie Glyhennal (sp?)
5. Kirsten Dunst
6. That chick from Amelie

Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 17:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh yeah, Kirsten Dunst. How could I forget Kiki?

Kiki + Jimmy Fallon = dreamiest stupid awards-show hosts EVAH

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 18:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I love Marcie Bolen. She rocks. Jack White is a luck lucky man.

And my girlfriend-it's all about redheads.

Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 21:37 (twenty-two years ago)

It's funny you mention that Sark thing Nicole - I never paid full attention to him in that show before, but during that episode I was suddenly all "hmmmm, not so bad. Not so bad at all.". Must be the cape.

Kim (Kim), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 01:29 (twenty-two years ago)

This guy, even though too many details scuh-REEEEEAAM "dope-smokin' Swingers-watchin' TMBG-listenin' virgin twerp."

Wookin panub in all da wong paces indeed.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 01:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Chris V has totally got it. Except for his wife. And probably only because I haven't met her.

Tom Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 02:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Zooey Deschanel in Abandon. Silly movie but wowsa. She's a corker.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 19 December 2002 03:14 (twenty-two years ago)

heheh I will stick to celebrities as it is unfair to put people I know into any sort of ranking order.

*I COULD do a top ten of people on ILx I fancy, but I will resist the temptation*

Celebrities I fancy, therefore: Penny Smith (waking up to GMTV at 6 am every morning proved that the lithium wasn't producing that particular side-effect, ahem), Liza Tarbuck (especially after Have I Got News For You - the deep voice, the knowing yet embracing camera look and the actorly pauses before the punchlines; I suppose Wes Butters or similar "most maddest" person will get the permanent presenting job), Charlotte Rampling, Juliet Stevenson, Isabelle Huppert, Catherine Deneuve, Kristin Scott Thomas, Melanie Blatt, Sam Taylor-Wood, Professor Susan Greenfield and Bonnie Greer.

Caroline Hug is an improv viola player with the London Improvisers Orchestra and other ensembles, so is strictly speaking not a "celebrity," but she is gorgeous.

Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 19 December 2002 09:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Avril Lavigne. And my girlfriend, obv.

weasel diesel (K1l14n), Thursday, 19 December 2002 09:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Blimey Marcello that ain't 'alf a sofistikated list o' brainy birds, innit? Wot you been wotchin' on ver box? That BBC2 an Channel 4?

Seriously, Liza T *was* quite hot on HIGNFY, but.....

I have met two of the people on your list. But which two?

Dr. C (Dr. C), Thursday, 19 December 2002 11:23 (twenty-two years ago)

grrr dr c! ;-) completely random guess - prof susie g and sammy t-w.

Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 19 December 2002 11:34 (twenty-two years ago)

You got one of them.

Dr. C (Dr. C), Thursday, 19 December 2002 11:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I wish I had! ;-)

ok, let's go for the prof. and bonnie g?

Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 19 December 2002 11:45 (twenty-two years ago)

And why does everyone feel the need to say..'oh yeah and my girlfriend/wife OF COURSE'?

Dr. C (Dr. C), Thursday, 19 December 2002 11:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll give you Prof.Susie G - we had to supply some 'props' from work for her Christmas lectures. But not Bonnie.

Dr. C (Dr. C), Thursday, 19 December 2002 11:50 (twenty-two years ago)

juliet s?

Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 19 December 2002 11:52 (twenty-two years ago)

All the cheerleaders in Bring it On!

Sarah (starry), Thursday, 19 December 2002 11:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Ha ha Marcello - Melanie Blatt & Sam Taylor-Wood clearly the same 'leveret-faced beauty' (Copyright Stella Gibbons).

Eww, fancying Prof Susan G. She wears hideous little skirts in an endeavour to remind people that lady scientists can be 'sexy' too.

Liz :x (Liz :x), Thursday, 19 December 2002 12:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Also, FRODO gorn all LUNY ie... his dark, intense look when the NAZGOOL were flying over Osgillath! Woar Frodo you are redeemed!

Sarah (starry), Thursday, 19 December 2002 12:23 (twenty-two years ago)

yus, it woz that Joolie bint wot woz in that fillum about playing ver fiddle or summat an then 'er ol' man goes an' snuffs it an' all innit. Her ol' man woz a right nonce know worrimean.

Dr. C (Dr. C), Thursday, 19 December 2002 12:24 (twenty-two years ago)

she were much sexier in that drahnin by numbahs fing.

needless to say, Elizabeth is not in my ILx "fancied" top ten as her spurious ridicule is cold comfort.

Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 19 December 2002 12:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Wha'? Spurious ridicule? I think both Mel Blatt and Sam Taylor-Wood are great-looking, although burds aren't my main port of call. Susan G thing is from friend of mine who works approximately in same labs as her and finds her a bit annoying. Ah, whatever. Thank you for putting my full name here, by the way.

Liz :x (Liz :x), Thursday, 19 December 2002 12:50 (twenty-two years ago)

** my ILx "fancied" top ten**

Let's be having it then.

Dr. C (Dr. C), Thursday, 19 December 2002 13:21 (twenty-two years ago)

That really would be telling.

It also would be unfair to the posters in question, most or all of whom have perfectly good partners, and all of whom I'm sure do not wish their Christmas ruined by the thought that they are liked by a grotesque Scottish hunchback with short fat hairy legs and a forked tongue.

Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 19 December 2002 13:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Avril Lavigne, my girlfriend, obv.

Graham (graham), Thursday, 19 December 2002 14:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I think most foax would be flattered to be in anybody's most fancied list.

Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 19 December 2002 14:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, but it might creep *other* people out.

N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 19 December 2002 14:44 (twenty-two years ago)

you're my #1, N.

RJG (RJG), Thursday, 19 December 2002 14:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Fair enough, N. -- hadn't really thought about that.

Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 19 December 2002 14:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I've always had a thing for Harriet from the Sundays too.

Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 19 December 2002 14:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Rowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrrrrr
http://www.joliesdemoiselles.com/annafaris/04b.jpg

Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 19 December 2002 15:01 (twenty-two years ago)

But you fancy your wife as well don't forget, Chris.

Dr. C (Dr. C), Thursday, 19 December 2002 15:50 (twenty-two years ago)

yes, yes. I have a thing for brunettes, though the wife is a blond. oh well.

Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 19 December 2002 15:57 (twenty-two years ago)

At the moment, totally pointless thing about bloke who lives thousands of miles away and I haven't seen for over a year, cute but v.young drummer in friend's band (but wouldn't want to take it anywhere), Fabrizo Morretti, Legolas the Elf (but not Orlando Bloom), strange thing about Captain Pierce in M.A.S.H, stranger thing about Sebastian Flyte in Brideshead Revisited, Robert from Balck Rebel Motercycle Club, the young Mick Jagger, nice PR boy who flirts on the phone, Tiga, Jonny Depp and other people I can't think of right now.

Anna (Anna), Thursday, 19 December 2002 16:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, and my wife.

Anna (Anna), Thursday, 19 December 2002 16:06 (twenty-two years ago)

(just reminded by another thread...)

Sarah Silverman's hilarious dirrrrrrrrrrrrrr(not enough "R"s)ty self.

And, if I was married, of course my wife. Of course.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 19 December 2002 17:26 (twenty-two years ago)

My wife has decided she digs Legolas "with his girly hair and all".

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 19 December 2002 17:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't fancy my wife.

jel -- (jel), Thursday, 19 December 2002 18:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Nothing wrong with girly hair, oh no.

Anna (Anna), Thursday, 19 December 2002 18:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I fancy Missy these days, that vertical hair in the video really gets me. (I'm not being sarcastic)

Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 19 December 2002 18:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Sally Phillips and Sarah Alexander - women who are gorgeous and funny are completely irresistible. There was a bit in this week's Smack The Pony repeat with the two of them kissing, which I found, um, quite appealing.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 19 December 2002 20:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Mary-Louise Parker during the last season of The West Wing? I dunno, I've gotten terrifically bad at fancying people. My proportion of crushes on ILX posters is down to, like, 4, which is appallingly unimaginative of me.

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 19 December 2002 20:32 (twenty-two years ago)

(That should be "number," obviously, and not "proportion." It might not even be four, really. More like two and then two I'm trying to develop in my head just to make sure I'm still capable. I used to be so good at it.)

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 19 December 2002 20:34 (twenty-two years ago)

My fancying capability is in recovery right now, because of my recent heartache. Perhaps it'll bloom again in the spring.

j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 19 December 2002 20:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I suggest practicing on RJG.

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 19 December 2002 20:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Keep trying, Nabisco. I have crushes on over 10 ILXers!

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 19 December 2002 21:14 (twenty-two years ago)

ON! DA! PROWL!!!!!!! (Will I never get tired of that joke?)

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 19 December 2002 21:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Haldir who gave his life for MEN *dying flounce*

mark s (mark s), Thursday, 19 December 2002 21:37 (twenty-two years ago)

The blonde who works at the desk here. (I'm in the back.) I'm still debating whether there's any point in asking her out to coffee when I'm going away for a couple wks anyway. Not my wife though, that's sick.

Why does everyone want online crushes?

sundar subramanian (sundar), Thursday, 19 December 2002 21:38 (twenty-two years ago)

It's not a question of wanting them, Sundar! When so many ILXers are so gorgeous, I can't help it.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 19 December 2002 22:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I still want lists. I posted one long ago and I'm pretty sure only one of the victims listees was creeped out.

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 19 December 2002 23:11 (twenty-two years ago)

If someone included me on a list titled "ILX Posters Whose Butts I Want To Smack With A Spiny Fish", I'd be creeped out.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 19 December 2002 23:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Tamsin Greig (the woman with the black hair from 'Black Books'). And anyone else with short black hair, really.

stephen. s (yaye), Thursday, 19 December 2002 23:33 (twenty-two years ago)

It depends what you look like, Nabisco: if Ally, say, said she lusted after someone, most people would be at least flattered. If you replace Ally with, to take another random example, a short, funny-shaped, unattractive, balding 43 year old in cheap clothes, you get a different perspective. I don't want to frighten anyone!

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 19 December 2002 23:55 (twenty-two years ago)

"ILX Posters Whose Butts I Want To Smack With A Spiny Fish"

my secret shame!

minna (minna), Friday, 20 December 2002 00:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Why am I the example? If I fancy you you have a nervous breakdown, it's a proven fact.

Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 20 December 2002 00:19 (twenty-two years ago)

If I fancy you you have a nervous breakdown, it's a proven fact.

At least that's an interesting reaction on the part of your crushees...
;^}
In my case, all of a sudden they find the love of their lives, and wander off happily into into a Technicolor sunset, leaving me to die of loneliness.

j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 20 December 2002 00:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I suggest practicing on RJG.

no-one practices anything on me.

RJG (RJG), Friday, 20 December 2002 04:20 (twenty-two years ago)

is that a complaint or a warning?

Kim (Kim), Friday, 20 December 2002 04:22 (twenty-two years ago)

That's not true, Ally, I feel just fine!

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 20 December 2002 04:24 (twenty-two years ago)

it's a truth. more-or-less.

RJG (RJG), Friday, 20 December 2002 04:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Apparently Ally fancied me in the summer of 1999! I feel vaguely proud/odd - prodd?

Or maybe it's because of changing majors+booze+declining GPA+that girl who worked at the coffee shop who if she ever googles this is going to know exactly what I'm talking about. Damn.

Tom Millar (Millar), Friday, 20 December 2002 04:29 (twenty-two years ago)

no-one practices anything on me.

Do you have a picture around here? Perhaps I'll follow Nabisco's advice and fancy you. It couldn't hurt to try. Besides, if my past history holds true, next thing you know you'll meet Ms. Right!

j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 20 December 2002 04:32 (twenty-two years ago)

here's my picture.

RJG (RJG), Friday, 20 December 2002 04:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I haven't been able to fancy in a long time. perhaps someone could teach me how again?
i am still a lost little Levin searching for Kitty.

Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Friday, 20 December 2002 04:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Audrey Tautou

Graham (graham), Saturday, 21 December 2002 18:03 (twenty-two years ago)

* The French girl who works in the Chocolatier in Church Street Twickenham. I had to go in there 3 times yesterday just to see if I could make her laugh. If I woz free n single, I reckon right now we'd be speeding along in a sports car down to her little place near Nice, her chestnut hair shining in the winter sun.


Dr. C (Dr. C), Sunday, 22 December 2002 12:26 (twenty-two years ago)

In 1997 Michael Moore, like me and N, liked Hillary C (cf. DOWNSIZE THIS!). Possibly he doesn't now.

I mention it just cos it was so surprising to find an echo of my own view, in a BOOK.

the pinefox, Sunday, 22 December 2002 13:01 (twenty-two years ago)

i want to do chris cornell

Vic (Vic), Sunday, 22 December 2002 13:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Saw her again this afternoon -I think I might be obesessed.
Others :

* Claire Grogan

* Sandie Shaw circa 1966.

Dr. C (Dr. C), Sunday, 22 December 2002 17:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Janie Porche.

bnw (bnw), Sunday, 22 December 2002 17:33 (twenty-two years ago)

ha ha bnw's in wuv with an apple switch ad!!

aw.

geeta (geeta), Sunday, 22 December 2002 17:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I notice, Dr C, that you are not mentioning that Twiggy has been in your bedroom!

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 22 December 2002 17:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Ssshhhhhh!

Dr. C (Dr. C), Sunday, 22 December 2002 20:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Fletch's wife in Dream Team. Phwoar!

weasel diesel (K1l14n), Sunday, 22 December 2002 23:12 (twenty-two years ago)

moi is going **mad** for tina out of s club

it's the freckles

bob zemko (bob), Monday, 23 December 2002 00:38 (twenty-two years ago)

*Milly from 'This Life' (Amita Dhiri)- stern, smouldering...oh my.

*Katy Manning (Dr. Who's Jo Grant)

*Monica Bellucci - Italian, stern, smouldering...

*The Gillian Gilbert lookalike who used to work in King's College library

*If the (middle-class) ladeez can lust after Mr. Darcy, can I have Jennifer Ehle? Please?

*Did I mention the The French girl who works in the Chocolatier?

Dr. C (Dr. C), Monday, 23 December 2002 16:03 (twenty-two years ago)

My wife has decided she digs Legolas "with his girly hair and all".

Ah yes, this reminds me that two days from now my mom gets to see her boyfriend again. As I've taken to calling Mr. Bloom as Legolas.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 23 December 2002 16:08 (twenty-two years ago)

* Blue Peter's Liz Barker

* Blue Peter's Connie Huq

* Jenny out of Atomic Kitten

* The French girl out of the Chocolatier

Dr. C (Dr. C), Sunday, 29 December 2002 21:27 (twenty-two years ago)

astin mackenzie

http://members.rott.chello.nl/e.visser25/HarlequinBoy2.jpg

erik, Sunday, 29 December 2002 22:02 (twenty-two years ago)

ok dr c you've gone too far now! connie huq?!!

bob zemko (bob), Sunday, 29 December 2002 22:31 (twenty-two years ago)

my crush finally dwindled and died this very weekend, i need to find a new one. suggestions?

minna (minna), Monday, 30 December 2002 01:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Gideon Yago and Andrew McCarthy!

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 30 December 2002 01:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Leigh & J.Lu: I actually know the woman who goes out with Alexis F. sorry!

M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 30 December 2002 03:33 (twenty-two years ago)

NFL edition:

Rich Gannon
Tony Dungy
Herman Edwards
Adam Vinateri

felicity (felicity), Monday, 30 December 2002 14:01 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.pandorasbox.com/louisebrooks/pix/portraits/fashion/fashion11.jpg

And Ella Raines, and whoever is the girl from Buster Keaton's "Steamboat Bill Jr."

Amateurist (amateurist), Monday, 30 December 2002 14:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Speaking of

http://www.wshs.fcps.k12.va.us/academic/english/1project/99gg/99gg6/buster.jpg

Him, too.

Amateurist (amateurist), Monday, 30 December 2002 15:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, and this photo of Mary Miles Minter.

Amateurist (amateurist), Monday, 30 December 2002 15:03 (twenty-two years ago)

http://aga.cinemamontreal.com/images/people-269-catherinekeener.jpg

mark p (Mark P), Monday, 30 December 2002 15:04 (twenty-two years ago)

oh well

http://www.atease.tv/gigography/2002/2002080717.jpg

leigh (leigh), Monday, 30 December 2002 15:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually, Bob you may have a point there. Liz is well *on top* (oh my god, if only!) in the BP presenter stakes - Connie is somehow not as hornXOR as she used to be.

Note : current Blue Peter annual (only 99p in the sales, so I'm told) features La Liz in riding boots on the cover. I said RIDING BOOTS!

Also off the telly - Helen Willets off the weather is pretty horny at the moment.

Dr. C (Dr. C), Monday, 30 December 2002 20:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Fred and George Weasley of the last Harry Potter movie. Also Tom Riddle and Oliver Wood, to a lesser extent. Also Legolas and Aragorn (in the movies, not the books) would make a beautiful couple.

Maria (Maria), Monday, 30 December 2002 20:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh yeah, I almost forgot...

I have a major crush on YOU. (winkeye emoticon goes here)

nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 30 December 2002 20:46 (twenty-two years ago)

That's toraneko look-a-like Louise Brooks Amateurist.

stevo (stevo), Monday, 30 December 2002 20:50 (twenty-two years ago)

sigh. i need a new crush. a real life/internet ne, strokes aren't doing enouh 4 me.

masonicboom, Monday, 30 December 2002 20:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Toraneko?

Amateurist (amateurist), Monday, 30 December 2002 20:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh incidentally Ella Raines:

http://moviedolls.com/misc/ella_raines.jpg

I probably should fancy some people who are alive, hmmmm.

Amateurist (amateurist), Monday, 30 December 2002 20:57 (twenty-two years ago)

keep on fancying the dead, it's much easier to stalk them!

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 30 December 2002 21:14 (twenty-two years ago)

1) Little Johnny No Ass from the hippie coffeeshop in South Pasadena
2) The Janitor on "Scrubs"
3) Half the guys in NYC

Arthur (Arthur), Monday, 30 December 2002 21:34 (twenty-two years ago)

At this point in my strange love-life cycle where connection has been absent for quite some time, I'm so lonely I crush on every female I'm in contact with. It's simultaneously pathetic and invigorating.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 30 December 2002 21:39 (twenty-two years ago)

If you email Ella Raine's fan club, no matter what you write, they will send you the same form email thanking you for watching her movies. So not much luck stalking that particular dead starlet.

Amateurist (amateurist), Monday, 30 December 2002 21:40 (twenty-two years ago)

but I'll bet she's not changing addresses anytime soon!

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 30 December 2002 21:46 (twenty-two years ago)

My awfully pedestrian list:

1) Joe Strummer in Mystery Train
2) Jon Stewart maybe about four years ago
3) Pink in the "Family Portrait" video
4) Eve, any time at all
5) Kirsten Dunst in The Virgin Suicides
6) Tom Verlaine in 1977
7) Kaga from Iron Chef
8) John Doe in 1979
9) Susannah Hoffs in the "Walk Like an Egyptian" video
10) Jennifer Jason Leigh in Mrs. Parker and the Vicious Circle

Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 30 December 2002 22:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Can I add Lisbeth Movin in Day of Wrath?

Amateurist (amateurist), Monday, 30 December 2002 22:40 (twenty-two years ago)

http://jsmagic.net/americanfenn/img0.jpg

mark p (Mark P), Monday, 30 December 2002 23:12 (twenty-two years ago)

http://aga.cinemamontreal.com/images/people-20-kirstendunst.jpg

mark p (Mark P), Monday, 30 December 2002 23:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey, Lisbeth Movin is alive! Wow, wouldn't you know? I'll give her a call then. So what, she's 85 and lives in Denmark....

Amateurist (amateurist), Monday, 30 December 2002 23:18 (twenty-two years ago)

''Toraneko?''

an ILX poster.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Tuesday, 31 December 2002 00:18 (twenty-two years ago)

She looks like Louise Brooks you say?

Amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 31 December 2002 00:20 (twenty-two years ago)

no. I'm just ans yr q. there's a thread with her pic (and most of the ppl who post here did post 'em, not me tho' as I don't have a scanner).

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Tuesday, 31 December 2002 00:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Did someone say Toraneko?

Mark C (Mark C), Tuesday, 31 December 2002 00:39 (twenty-two years ago)

no. it was written.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Tuesday, 31 December 2002 00:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Hel-lo Leigh, who is that Daniela Delpercio vision? I may have to challenge you to another duel.

As for me, officially I'm over my crush on the Dismemberment Plan bassist (he never responded to my advances), but I would have told you otherwise Saturday night.

j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 31 December 2002 01:14 (twenty-two years ago)

j.lu, it's Ed O'Brien from Radiohead.

Melissa W (Melissa W), Tuesday, 31 December 2002 01:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Normally I'm not very attracted to Ed, as he's a bit more masculine than my usual crush.

But in this picture, rowr:

http://www.quicksilvershapeshifter.com/edsexy.jpg

Melissa W (Melissa W), Tuesday, 31 December 2002 01:22 (twenty-two years ago)

erm... when did ed become so rwoar... o'brien, that is, before anyone gets any ideas. now nick hs just traumatised me by pointing out how much fat bob smith looks like michael jackson...

masonicboom, Tuesday, 31 December 2002 01:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Kate, you'd love Ed, he plays droney music with his effects pedals and doesn't wash his hair.

Melissa W (Melissa W), Tuesday, 31 December 2002 01:58 (twenty-two years ago)

now nick hs just traumatised me by pointing out how much fat bob smith looks like michael jackson...

?????????? MAYBE if Michael weighed more than six pounds!

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 31 December 2002 02:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Ed O'Brien has a little l'air de NYC's very own And* B*ttaglia going on in that photo. N'est-ce pas, New Yorkers?

felicity (felicity), Tuesday, 31 December 2002 02:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Ed does look mighty fine in that picture Melissa. Hello salty goodness!

Nicole (Nicole), Tuesday, 31 December 2002 02:40 (twenty-two years ago)

mark p batting 1.000

ron (ron), Tuesday, 31 December 2002 02:52 (twenty-two years ago)

JBR is clearly insane. Iron Chef Chen is the hottie.

Kim (Kim), Tuesday, 31 December 2002 03:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Hooray for mark p's choice of Kirsten Dunst, but that's an awful picture of her says I

Vinnie (vprabhu), Tuesday, 31 December 2002 03:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Oui, felicity est sur l'argent!

rosemary (rosemary), Tuesday, 31 December 2002 03:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Ed from Radiohead looks like Jason Sehorn in that pic Melissa posted.

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 31 December 2002 03:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I now want to see someone post a pic of Thom and make it look like Tom. as in Cruise

Vic (Vic), Tuesday, 31 December 2002 08:22 (twenty-two years ago)

drew barrymore

dave q, Tuesday, 31 December 2002 10:24 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.hostultra.com/~kszonew/ewo/season3/3017/2.jpg

http://www.hostultra.com/~kszonew/ewo/season3/3022/5.jpg

gareth (gareth), Tuesday, 31 December 2002 10:38 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.imgmag.org/images/norfolk/lara2.jpg


http://www.imgmag.org/images/norfolk/lara5.jpg

gareth (gareth), Tuesday, 31 December 2002 11:31 (twenty-two years ago)

not tlelling

di smith (lucylurex), Tuesday, 31 December 2002 12:34 (twenty-two years ago)

oh i just did this rant in m,y webdiary about how fuckin much my ex sucked, cos he hated all the girls i had crushes on. and he ru9ned everythhing. cock. now i havea IRL crush but don't worry irts going nowhere, cos i fucked it up0 by trying to ve funnty. and i like torakeno still even tho she hates butch girls. not that i'm buitch. i think mr. noodles is opkay. um j.lu is cute. i'll be sober in t morning, o foeget this ever happened.

di smith (lucylurex), Tuesday, 31 December 2002 12:40 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.imgmag.org/images/norfolk/audrey06.jpg


http://www.imgmag.org/images/norfolk/audrey107.jpg

gareth (gareth), Tuesday, 31 December 2002 12:57 (twenty-two years ago)

can't fancy ed o'b. it would ruin everything, upset balance, etc. my bassist fancied ed, it contradicts the duran convention if you both fancy the same bloke. it's thom i love, i tell you.

masonicboom, Tuesday, 31 December 2002 13:30 (twenty-two years ago)

who's mary miles minter?

http://www.hollywoodpinup.com/hunks/image/05vincent.jpg

maybe we talk abt it over a cup of cynanide.

erik, Tuesday, 31 December 2002 13:32 (twenty-two years ago)

my friend and i both fancied John Taylor from Duran Duran, although it was a bit of revisionist cover up for the fact that she fancied Simon Le Bon and i fancied Roger Taylor when we were nippers but we were too ashamed to admit it.

leigh (leigh), Tuesday, 31 December 2002 14:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I have a crush on Jennifer Saunders.

toraneko (toraneko), Tuesday, 31 December 2002 15:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I walked past her in the street once, she looked gorgeous.

Anna (Anna), Tuesday, 31 December 2002 15:23 (twenty-two years ago)

http://ilx.wh3rd.net/images/cleaduvall.jpg
(mainly cos she reminds me of my friend Lois, though I don't have a crush on her)

Graham (graham), Tuesday, 31 December 2002 15:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Maura Tierney!

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 31 December 2002 17:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Mike Skinner!

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 31 December 2002 17:19 (twenty-two years ago)

JBR is clearly insane. Iron Chef Chen is the hottie.

Yes. Chen Kenichi can cook my dinner anytime!

Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 31 December 2002 17:19 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.mauratierney.org/mauraerpaint.jpg

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 31 December 2002 17:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Ali G.

felicity (felicity), Tuesday, 31 December 2002 17:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Gareth is so painfully OTM about that French sprite up there that I can barely see straight.

mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 31 December 2002 17:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Pre-dreadlocks, post-shaved-head...

http://www.metroactive.com/papers/metro/01.14.99/gifs/difranco-9902.jpg

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 31 December 2002 18:29 (twenty-two years ago)

When did Maura Tierney become an omnipresent celestial being?

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 31 December 2002 18:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Mary Miles Minter, ill-fated silent-era Hollywood starlet.

Amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 31 December 2002 18:50 (twenty-two years ago)

My thoughts exactly, Dan. Let us all now bow down to The Maura Tierney!

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 31 December 2002 19:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Damn skippy!

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 31 December 2002 19:27 (twenty-two years ago)

amateurist could 've surely contributed something at:

the silent film thread

erik, Tuesday, 31 December 2002 19:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't like how Maura looks on ER but anytime on Newsradio or in Liar Liar = rowr.

Vinnie (vprabhu), Tuesday, 31 December 2002 19:39 (twenty-two years ago)

i love steve shelley and marc bolan.

di smith (lucylurex), Tuesday, 31 December 2002 22:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Christina Ricci and (especially) Thora Birch, both pre-whatever the fuck happened to make them so damn skinny and weird-looking.

M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 31 December 2002 22:22 (twenty-two years ago)

am i a creepy creep yet?

di smith (lucylurex), Tuesday, 31 December 2002 22:53 (twenty-two years ago)

two weeks pass...
Maggie

Man, Thursday, 16 January 2003 23:28 (twenty-two years ago)

hey this show called 'now and again' just came on tv now and it's got eric close from dark skies in it! anyway i'm not usually gay but he's kinda fuckable

zemko (bob), Friday, 17 January 2003 01:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes. Chen Kenichi can cook my dinner anytime!

Sakai has to be the truly lover-man of them all. But in the end, there is no denying the power:

http://www.ironchef.com/img/kaga4.jpg

The only celebrity I think I would actually want to be.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 17 January 2003 02:25 (twenty-two years ago)

fukui-san?

Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Friday, 17 January 2003 02:30 (twenty-two years ago)

"GO, Ohta!"

"I'm currently making a random announcement very loudly while the chef is trying to concentrate and now he's slicing off my ear and threatening me loudly. Ow!"

(But I kid Ohta.)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 17 January 2003 02:32 (twenty-two years ago)

ann and nancy wilson

di smith (lucylurex), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 01:58 (twenty-two years ago)

thanks to VH1 Classic, I've reaffirmed my love for Joan Jett, Stevie Nicks and Grace Slick (Even when she was in Starship she was utterly fashurnaten). Oh, and any woman walking around in a 4AD video. Ivo can sure pick 'em.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 02:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Topher Grace

Amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 05:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Sticking to girls, and ones I don't know personally, here's my utterly banal list:

1. Audrey Hepburn in Roman Holiday
2. Winona Ryder, c. 1994 and 2002
3. Clea DuVall
4. Kathleen Hanna, present-day
5. Justine Frischmann
6. Rachael Leigh Cook, more so in She's All That than Josie
7. Barbara Stanwyck, c. 1941, in The Lady Eve
8. Thora Birch in Ghost World (not anywhere else)
9. Carrie Brownstein
10. Ronnie Spector, c. 1963

Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 06:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Gareth is so painfully OTM about that French sprite up there that I can barely see straight.

Anyone who fancies a sprite is fucked up.

N. (nickdastoor), Sunday, 26 January 2003 01:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Do you still need a haircut, N? Because we still need to FITE.

Millar (Millar), Sunday, 26 January 2003 01:51 (twenty-two years ago)

"http://www.rakemag.com/images/upload_images/1159/cover280x145.jpg"

Colleen Kruse, local standup/actress/columnist for the Rake (non Voice-owned libertarianish free rag), for which this is the current cover.

g.cannon (gcannon), Thursday, 30 January 2003 20:47 (twenty-two years ago)

With every passing day the crush grows greater...why must I be so smitten with funny-ladies?

http://www.papermag.com/stylin/fashion/shows/03spring/new_york/backstage/marc_jacobs/images/maya_rudolph.jpg

nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 30 January 2003 21:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Thora Birch, both pre-whatever the fuck happened to make them so damn skinny and weird-looking.

Mmmhmm.

http://e3.eonline.com/Facts/People/Photos/fs.birch.thora.jpg

Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 30 January 2003 22:12 (twenty-two years ago)

"http://i.ivillage.com/womn/photos/scarlett2_6women.jpg"
"http://www.venicemag.com/media/scarle11.jpg"

...the other ghostworlder.

g.cannon (gcannon), Thursday, 30 January 2003 22:28 (twenty-two years ago)

"http://www.venicemag.com/media/scarle11.jpg"
bloody i.

g.cannon (gcannon), Thursday, 30 January 2003 22:29 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/mugshots/sinatramug.jpg

Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 30 January 2003 22:32 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.altocelebs.com/b/sandra-bernhard/c-001642-mp-000001.jpg

Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 30 January 2003 22:37 (twenty-two years ago)

(Any second now, someone will link a Shane MacGowen picture and I will scream and scream and scream with terror and anguish.)

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 30 January 2003 22:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Someone I know shared a table with gummy Shane the other day. He was reading the Irish Times and looked up to as her who Tim Allen was.

N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 30 January 2003 23:15 (twenty-two years ago)

as = ask

N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 30 January 2003 23:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Someone you know, indeed.

Lara (Lara), Thursday, 30 January 2003 23:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't remember who it was now.

N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 30 January 2003 23:25 (twenty-two years ago)

HOME IMPROVEMENT.

RJG (RJG), Thursday, 30 January 2003 23:36 (twenty-two years ago)

nickalicious = otm. Also:
http://www.goshauny.com/ecard/tinafeypic.jpg

bnw (bnw), Thursday, 30 January 2003 23:59 (twenty-two years ago)

the author of mylifeinblue.keenspace.com is my hugest recent crush. he's a genius.

Maria (Maria), Friday, 31 January 2003 03:41 (twenty-two years ago)

haha other people share my SNL crushes! no, NOT Fallon...

Paul (scifisoul), Friday, 31 January 2003 03:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Who's that, BNW? It looks rather like Ally, but it isn't.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 31 January 2003 21:01 (twenty-two years ago)

TINA FUCKING SEX-GODDESS-PLEASE-DON'T-BE-A-LESBIAN FAY!!!

nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 31 January 2003 21:07 (twenty-two years ago)

he beat me to it, quite enthusiastically

Maria (Maria), Friday, 31 January 2003 21:08 (twenty-two years ago)

That doesn't look like me!

Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 31 January 2003 21:10 (twenty-two years ago)

yes nickalicious, Norman is k-cute

(cue groans and protestations from "Tina")

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 31 January 2003 21:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Think of it this way, Ally -- she tries for your look but fails. For only you have the greatest school ID photo ever.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 31 January 2003 21:13 (twenty-two years ago)

in that coat picture Scarlett is a brunette version of my cousin!

Genevieve, Friday, 31 January 2003 21:19 (twenty-two years ago)

good news nickalicious: Tina Fey is indeed straight. bad news: she's married

M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 31 January 2003 21:23 (twenty-two years ago)

This 'Tina' looks more like Courtney Cox with bad skin.

N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 31 January 2003 21:24 (twenty-two years ago)

DAMMIT N you've ruined my sad joke.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 31 January 2003 21:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Go on, pretend I didn't say anything.

N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 31 January 2003 21:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Tracer, NOOOOOO!!!!!!

:D

Ally, don't worry, you don't really look like, uh, "her", but you're still a total bombshell hottie, no argument there.

Tina, married, eh? "Comin' to break you off..."

nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 31 January 2003 21:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Tina Fay: why?

mark p (Mark P), Friday, 31 January 2003 21:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Because she's magical. Even the twitchy little crooked-mouth scar is sort of cute.

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 31 January 2003 21:33 (twenty-two years ago)

good news nickalicious: Tina Fey is indeed straight. bad news: she's married

Better news: She cheats! (the preceeding may not actually be true)

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 31 January 2003 21:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Sorry, Ally! I didn't mean to offend! A big part of it is the glasses...

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 31 January 2003 22:58 (twenty-two years ago)

So apparently I have a crush on a girl (Tina F.) who looks like a girl (Ally K.) who was mistaken for a sister I don't have.

bnw (bnw), Friday, 31 January 2003 23:45 (twenty-two years ago)

This is the thread where I go back and scour the internet again and again for pictures of Hilton Betelgeuse and find none. :-(

kate, Friday, 31 January 2003 23:55 (twenty-two years ago)

You could always draw some porn of him, I know you are very artistic. ;-)

Nicole (Nicole), Saturday, 1 February 2003 00:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Hiltporn.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 1 February 2003 00:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I used to do this when I was about 11, until I was CAUGHT and yelled at by the art teacher one day. Most humiliating.

Nicole (Nicole), Saturday, 1 February 2003 00:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Especially since I now realize I only had the sketchiest idea of what I was supposed to be drawing. I bet it looked odd.

Nicole (Nicole), Saturday, 1 February 2003 00:23 (twenty-two years ago)

rachel goswell (slowdive)
sean young in blade runner

kephm, Saturday, 1 February 2003 00:55 (twenty-two years ago)

i used to be commissioned by kids in my class to draw lewd pictures of them and their desired other!

minna (minna), Saturday, 1 February 2003 01:04 (twenty-two years ago)

i dunno if i'd have any laura, it's the kind of thing that was hastily screwed up and thrown out when the teacher came round. not that they were particularly explicit anyway! any that survived were probably given to my patrons.

minna (minna), Saturday, 1 February 2003 01:49 (twenty-two years ago)

naomi watts. and courtney love.

weasel diesel (K1l14n), Saturday, 8 February 2003 01:06 (twenty-two years ago)

god reading over this thread is strange. i can't believe i ever found shayne carter attractive. and who was that dave guy i was mooning on about? still luv the sleater-kinney girls, only my fave is now janet.

di smith (lucylurex), Saturday, 8 February 2003 03:43 (twenty-two years ago)

ooo di, me too. let's fancy together.

That Girl (thatgirl), Saturday, 8 February 2003 03:46 (twenty-two years ago)

janet has the bum to end all bums. i'd say she has the hair to end all hair too, but that would be a lie because marc bolan wins that category.

di smith (lucylurex), Saturday, 8 February 2003 03:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Shayne Carter, eh? Hell if I know what he looks like but Double Happys are wonderful!!

Mr. Diamond (diamond), Saturday, 8 February 2003 06:02 (twenty-two years ago)

the doublehappys fucking rocked.

di smith (lucylurex), Saturday, 8 February 2003 06:19 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.rootsfest.com/p/pcm.jpg

(Also Neko Case signed my cd "love neko" so I'm pretty sure she has a crush on me.)

bnw (bnw), Saturday, 8 February 2003 08:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Good call on Scarlett Johansen. Is she legal yet, BTW?

Anyway,
I'm a guy - and I'll admit it, we have low low low
standards for who we'd kick out of bed. But here's
a few that have leaped out recently:

1) Jennifer Lopez - she has a face and body that
just won't quit, no matter what loopy
outfit she wears next. And she's doesn't look like
a fricking AIDS patient - she has actual flesh,
not skin-covered bone

2) Justine Waddell - featured in "Wives And Daughters"
and some other b-rate period dramas. It's not that
she's physically perfect (though she is beautiful);
it's just she exudes this, not innocence, but
this freshness and curiosity that I find
irresistable. Plus she has a scottish accent -
and a beautiful woman with a scottish accent
seems so incongrous and funny to me, it's just
great.

3) Milla Jovovich - Another model/actress that has
grown in beauty over the years. Unfortunately, I
always thought she looked better with long hair,
but she's been sporting it short (sometimes very)
for most of her film carreer. Ah well. She gets
extra points for being a decent musician. She
also seems gracious and articulate in interviews.
Which is no surprise - she grew up modeling, which
means she probably wasn't subjected to the travesty
of American public schooling. Looks, smarts,
talent - now if she only gets high like her character
in Dazed and Confused and we're a perfect match.

4) Penelope Cruz - Gah! I was alerted to her glowing
beauty in that recent Coke commercial - so this is what
everyone's been talking about. I've never actually
bothered to watch a movie with her in it, and still
photos definitely don't do her justice.

5) LeeLee Sobieski - Negative points for seeming kind
of dim on-screen; but screw it, I'm ready for
that jelly. Insert what I said about J.Lo, she's a
real woman with real curves and I'm real able.

6) Kylie Minogue - OK, so I'm sure that over the years
she's been nipped, tucked, snipped and more processed than
a loaf of Velveeta cheese. And I kind of hate myself
for being attracted to such a Barbie doll - but who
cares! I'd still keep her company anytime.

7) Demi Moore circa Striptease - Jeez, do I have a thing
for older women? An attractive, if not stunning woman
spent a lot of time working out and decided to show it off
to the world, though even the unrated version only had a
few fleeting glimpses. Overall, you see more of Burt
Reynold's chest then Demi's. Still, she was pretty darn
fit for a mother with a houseful of children.

8) Early Jane Seymour - Specifically, her galloping around
in an bikini through "Sinbad And The Eye of the Tiger"

9) Fairuza Balk - she has a strange face; it shouldn't,
by any stretch, be attractive, but it is, and something
about it sticks in your headlike a no.1 single.

10) Schuyler Fisk in "Orange County" - Awkward name,
definitely un-awkward girl. Long red hair, light freckles
and a winning smile.

Runners up: Julia Roberts, Sandra Bullock, and Marisa
Tomei, all of whom passed their peak a few years ago
but still look damn good. Speaking of
staying power, how about Andie MacDowell and
Michelle Pfeiffer? I can't
believe they're pushing 45, and still look great,
as opposed to Madonna, who has been piling on the
makeup in a failed attempt to keep the sag at bay.

Squirlplise, Saturday, 8 February 2003 08:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Michelle Pfeiffer? Geez I saw her the other night in that wretched film w/ Harry Ford ... boy does she need to put on some weight. I was seriously worried about her. She looks downright unhealthy. (cf yr aids patient comment).

Anyway I'll side w/ killian and Watts.

Mr. Diamond (diamond), Saturday, 8 February 2003 08:45 (twenty-two years ago)

"Real" (or at least 3-D) people are more attractive than celebrities, but celebrities we all have in common, so I'll list a few, with the caveat that some may just be attractive because of the characters they play or their resemblance to real people I've known...

Alyson Hannigan
Helen Hunt/Leelee Sobieski
Meg White
Sarah Polley
Brett Anderson (The singer from the Donnas)
Nelly Alard (working from memory here)
Lisa Kudrow
Sarah Silverman
Laura Prepon

Undersung: Corin Tucker, Ileanna Douglas
Guilty Pleasures: Daisy Fuentes, Anna Kournikova

gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 8 February 2003 09:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Jennifer Lopez - she has a face and body that just won't quit

What does this mean, exactly?

mark p (Mark P), Saturday, 8 February 2003 18:25 (twenty-two years ago)

It means what it means - her face and body won't quit.
They keep going and going.

Also, I agree with the comment that "real life" people are far more
enticing than TV people. For one you can be your own director and
"scope them out" fully, for another thing there's the added
attraction of attainability, even if it's only hypothetical
attainability.

As for real people that I currently fancy, there's one in
particular named Deb. She's my age, and looks basically like
a miniature version of Rachel Weisz, exept even more
beautiful. She currently has a boyfriend, but she's been
known to switch quite often, so I'm keeping my fingers
crossed...

Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Saturday, 8 February 2003 18:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Neither her face nor her body have ever unexpectedly resigned from their employment.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 8 February 2003 18:47 (twenty-two years ago)

so is this schuyler fisk kid sissy spacek's daughter or what? almost every single pic of her on imdb has spacek in it

ron (ron), Saturday, 8 February 2003 20:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Rose McGowan is nice.

jel -- (jel), Saturday, 8 February 2003 20:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Have you just been watching Charmed, jel? (Me too, if so.)

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 8 February 2003 20:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally, are you taking all of this down?

donut bitch (donut), Saturday, 8 February 2003 20:20 (twenty-two years ago)

hah! Martin you are OTM! Poor old Cole!

jel -- (jel), Saturday, 8 February 2003 20:22 (twenty-two years ago)

About time they got rid of that dreary loser! (I don't mean "hurrah! Now Phoebe is single again!"*, I mean he was a dull character and an underpowered actor.)

*maybe a bit...

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 8 February 2003 20:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I am taking this all down. It's a social experiment. Don't worry.

Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 8 February 2003 20:50 (twenty-two years ago)

So what does it mean that as of late I have been fancying (and how in the hell is that spelled, when spelled correctly?!) only myself?

I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Saturday, 8 February 2003 20:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh I've been watching Charmed too! I hope you all caught the finale of Dark Angel. Jessica Alba! I liked Pheobes strange minimalist fringe - perhaps this is in solidarity with my own recently shorn fringe. I am glad they vanquished Cole, he was getting dull. Although PLEASE will someone turn off Leo's white lighter shtick?

I think it's called "autoeroticism", er, may I just call you Laura?

starry (alix), Saturday, 8 February 2003 21:10 (twenty-two years ago)

i don't find anyone attractive anymore

jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 8 February 2003 21:12 (twenty-two years ago)

*grin* "Laura" is just fine by me, Starry. And "autoeroticism" sounds too clinical - I want a word that sounds more sensuous and arousing and such. (Though you're right in that that is the correct word.)

I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Saturday, 8 February 2003 21:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Jess what about your BURD?

Ok then Laura, I suggest "frubbly".

I should probably log out as Lixi.

starry (alix), Saturday, 8 February 2003 21:20 (twenty-two years ago)

oh yeah, her.

jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 8 February 2003 21:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Erotic solipsism?

Matt (Matt), Saturday, 8 February 2003 21:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not sure that Leo can stop being a whitelighter, Sarah - surely that's like complaining that your 'human' thing is getting boring? This is of course not to say that he isn't another dullard, a very wet character used largely as a deus ex machina - oh no she's been shot through the heart! Oh, it's okay - "Leo!"

Yes, I watched Dark Angel too - one of the strongest episodes of a series that never quite lives up to the promise of the premise (I'm coming over all Danny Kay) or the glamour of the gorgeous Jessica Alba. (I fancy her and Alyssa Milano, so these shows are a proper part of the discussion!)

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 8 February 2003 22:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I only saw Monica Bellucci thrown up there once, so I'll do it again for clarity...

http://www.tsr.ch/emission/box/com/img/201-01.jpg

Yow.

jm (jtm), Sunday, 9 February 2003 04:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Dark Angel was pretty good but in the end not engaging enough. They had a really good idea and good actors (and quite nice looking actors too) but it kind of faltered after a while and ate itself. I always pointed out that while I thought Jessica Alba was very pretty, she didn't really look like a genetically engineered human being, which I think was a problem because how can you believe that she was some kind of clone freak when she actually kind of looked unique and "interesting". It's like Gattaca - Uma Thurman is beautiful, she's one of the few females I'd entirely switch teams for. But she's too "interesting" looking, too unusual looking to actually be the character she was playing. Whereas Ethan Hawke looks like he came out of the young actor factory...it's like their roles should've been reversed.

Anyway, Never mind. I fancy the guy I been seeing, and Robbie Williams. That's it.

Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 9 February 2003 10:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Bibi Andersson

Andrew L (Andrew L), Sunday, 9 February 2003 11:23 (twenty-two years ago)

all of you are fancying people who can't walk anymore, much less get it up

Vic (Vic), Sunday, 9 February 2003 11:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Also off the telly - Helen Willets off the weather is pretty horny at the moment.

-- Dr. C (Daveatcrossdee...), December 30th, 2002 7:33 PM.

Yay! I thought it was just me in the world who thought this.

Also Melissa George.

Dave B (daveb), Sunday, 9 February 2003 13:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Helen Mirren in Excalibur
Daniel Auteuil
Jeremy Irons
Ralph Fiennes

Genevieve, Monday, 10 February 2003 04:17 (twenty-two years ago)

From the cute and funny dept -
http://www.reelimagesmagazine.com/images/reelfeatures/feature1/a_tyler.jpg
Aisha Tyler

&

http://a104.g.akamaitech.net/7/104/33/b1b8aef383bb87/images.citysearch.com/profile/09/0c/35187578p1.jpg
Sarah Silverman

bnw (bnw), Saturday, 15 February 2003 02:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Laura Prepon

ok, I've decided she's too annoying (at least when out of character). substitute the Indian girl from the Lenny Kravitz "Again" video (worth watching if you turn the sound off).

gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 15 February 2003 02:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Clive Owen -- k-rowr.

j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 15 February 2003 05:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm a very happily married man, but this woman right here still makes my jaw drop...

http://www.famousbabes.com/pics119/jordanaB/jordanaB034.jpg

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 15 February 2003 12:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm strangely drawn to Ray Kelly.

Mary (Mary), Sunday, 16 February 2003 06:29 (twenty-two years ago)

three weeks pass...
One of these drunks.

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 10 March 2003 03:29 (twenty-two years ago)

And also: Robbie Williams.

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 10 March 2003 04:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Vince Carter and Karl Ravech. He just did Plays of the Week. Karl Ravech should not look good to me. This is when I know baseball season is almost here, but not quite.

felicity (felicity), Monday, 10 March 2003 04:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Search that tall, black-haired lawyer from the old
Law & Order episodes.

Skwirlplise (Squirrel_Police), Monday, 10 March 2003 05:02 (twenty-two years ago)

nope, still no-one

duane, Monday, 10 March 2003 05:06 (twenty-two years ago)

When I used to work at the World Bank every so often I would meet these very tall, broad-shouldered men -- always Norwegian -- whom I always fancied. Are all Norwegian men 6-feet-plus and solidly built?

j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 10 March 2003 05:51 (twenty-two years ago)

http://secure2.venus.co.uk/bluemask2/media/cal_robbie_full.jpg

*heavy sigh*

C J (C J), Monday, 10 March 2003 06:03 (twenty-two years ago)

gurls that ask me to make them mix tapes. this is a more sizeable group than you might imagine.

Dave M. (rotten03), Monday, 10 March 2003 06:04 (twenty-two years ago)

CJ - did you see that program on C5 about a humanzee? It might have been of interest.

Dr. C (Dr. C), Monday, 10 March 2003 08:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Robbie looks like the Crodidile Hunter there

Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 10 March 2003 10:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Alyson Hannigan *planet stretching sigh*

Nathan Webb (Nathan Webb), Monday, 10 March 2003 10:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Croc hunter? More like Crocodile Dundee. He's minin' that '80s vein!

Matt Maxwell (Matt M.), Monday, 10 March 2003 15:01 (twenty-two years ago)

ooohh Nathaniel 'Inspector Nummy' Parker. Inspector Nummy Mysteries 8:30 tonight. Goodie. I just wish he would stop flirting with his cheeky sparrer-like colleague.

Emma, Monday, 10 March 2003 15:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Shot through the heart! The Source is to blame! He gives evil! A BAAAAD NAAAAAME!

"Leo"!

They're repeating Charmed with Doherty now and it's RIGHT PECULIAR.

I note that Eastenders are attempting to get more TOTTY in with the new roadsweeper blerk who is replacing Robbie, sadly I still cannot discern any fanciable charm within that lovely flourescent jacket.

Oh and MC Pitman... [er]...

Sarah (starry), Monday, 10 March 2003 15:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Wow, Robbie has big nipples. I wonder if he uses one of those suction cup machines.

I agree w/ Mary, Ray Kelly is hot. I also like Jason Statham. And a traffic cop that's on Fox 11 here in LA named Sgt. Rick. And some kid who works at Amoeba who looks like a doughier Duncan Sheik.

Arthur (Arthur), Monday, 10 March 2003 15:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I saw a footballer called Freddie Ljunberg on television last night. He is delicious – when the lighting is peachy.

Lara (Lara), Monday, 10 March 2003 15:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Tea Leoni. I was reminded of this because I stumbled across a rerun of 'The Naked Truth' on ITV2 (of all places) on Friday nite. I recommend it to N.

Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Monday, 10 March 2003 15:49 (twenty-two years ago)

the girl in "The Good Thief"

weasel diesel (K1l14n), Monday, 10 March 2003 15:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I had completely forgotten about The Naked Truth - I used to watch is religiously when I was in Australia. I think if TL wore more revealing clothes and shorter skirts N might like it a bit more.

Lara (Lara), Monday, 10 March 2003 15:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Re: Robbie
he already looks like an old man, the thought of him strutting
about on stage at age 50... *shudder*

Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Monday, 10 March 2003 20:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Tea Leoni. I was reminded of this because I stumbled across a rerun of 'The Naked Truth' on ITV2 (of all places) on Friday nite. I recommend it to N.

They were showing The Naked truth endlessly on ITV2 when I had cable too. I liked it.. a lot. As Lucy will testify. That was really where the vote above came from (though I had seen her in Flirting With Disaster before that).

My new vote is one of those ones like in real life when you suddenly realise you are looking forward to seeing someone A LOT who you have known for ages. Miranda Richardson. I suddenly realised I love everything about her. And to think I auditioned with her once..

N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 11 March 2003 03:38 (twenty-two years ago)

(at least I think I did - I was always a bit confused as to whether it was her or someone who looked like her). Anyway, I acted with her later (in the loosest sense). And then my mum bumped into her pottering about in gardening gear somewhere in Camberwell.

N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 11 March 2003 03:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Anyway, I think she's great. I think it's the private, unstarry thing, partly.

N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 11 March 2003 03:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Like with Nicole Kidman when my ex-flatmate, who used to be a bartender at the Ivy, told me that when she was in The Blue Room she used to sit at a table on her own most lunchtimes reading a paper. I am a sucker for that stuff. Yeah I know NK isn't particularly private generally but you know what I mean.

N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 11 March 2003 03:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Nick - are you obsessing again, love?

Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 11 March 2003 17:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, duh.

N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 11 March 2003 17:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Awww.

Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 11 March 2003 17:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I heart Miranda Richardson.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 11 March 2003 17:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Me too. Absolutely adorable.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 11 March 2003 23:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Girls:
Kirsten Dunst
Anna Paquin
Eve
The black headcheerleader from east compton in Bring it On.
Selma Blair
Lauren Ambrose

Boys:
Brad Renfro [ghost world]
Jesse Bradford [bring it on]
Scott Foley [felicity & scream3]
also, a few very embarassing ones like:
Steven Page [the lead singer from the barenaked ladies]
Robert Schneider [the guy from the Apples in Stereo]
The not-as-old guy from that BBC comedy "Massive Landmarks of the 20th Century"
Craig Finn [the lead singer from Lifter Puller]

phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 05:12 (twenty-two years ago)

OH!@# And the "can you hear me now? goood" guy from the Verizon Wireless commercials!

phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 05:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, Eve is a hottie, why she gotta get all blonde on us?
Chocolate skin + fake blonde hair = monumental dud.
Selma Blair in _Cruel Intentions_ made Sarah Gellar
look positively third rate.

waf waf (Squirrel_Police), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 07:53 (twenty-two years ago)

*longing sigh*

http://www.rokpix.com/MusicReviews1/Live%20Music%20--%20Nelly%20Furtado-Citizen%20Cope_files/live---nelly.jpg

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 14:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Sarah Cracknell, Kate Beckinsale, my gf. Almost exclusively. Although not in any particular order of course (just in case the gf reads this....)

SittingPretty (sittingpretty), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 14:28 (twenty-two years ago)

four months pass...
http://users1.ee.net/shaybron/Shirley107.jpg

Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 18 July 2003 13:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Although not in any particular order of course (just in case the gf reads this....)

How does this help your case, exactly?

N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 18 July 2003 13:09 (twenty-one years ago)

ifile:///C:/WINNT/Profiles/******/Desktop/picture.jpg

Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 18 July 2003 13:17 (twenty-one years ago)

oops

Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 18 July 2003 13:20 (twenty-one years ago)

N., stop being such a bastard.

Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 18 July 2003 13:20 (twenty-one years ago)

http://64.4.22.250/cgi-bin/getmsg/picture.jpg?curmbox=F000000001&a=156d95883ae171c851f9e6c1d7e21405

Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 18 July 2003 13:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Damnit, what have you gotta do around here to post the pic you want! :-(

Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 18 July 2003 13:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I didn't even know you were aware of me, Pinkpanther!

oops (Oops), Friday, 18 July 2003 13:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Who is it meant to be?

Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 18 July 2003 13:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Sorry oops! It's my sexy boy! num num!

Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 18 July 2003 13:29 (twenty-one years ago)

It's Dave Karate with a moustache!

N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 18 July 2003 13:30 (twenty-one years ago)

N - take the piss at your peril! Bad things will happen to you.

Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 18 July 2003 13:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Dave Karate is a fine looking man.

N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 18 July 2003 13:51 (twenty-one years ago)

OK then, I apologise. *boys it's ok, don't bother with that anymore!*

Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 18 July 2003 13:53 (twenty-one years ago)

http://thumbs.villagephotos.com/index.asp?id_=3715570
Maybe this link wont break!

Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 18 July 2003 14:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Hooray!

Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 18 July 2003 14:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha he's so tiny though!

Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 18 July 2003 14:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes he is Ally, i keep him in my pocket mostly!

Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 18 July 2003 14:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Pinkpanther, is your name [name deleted by moderator] then?

CJ, once again I am writing you out of my will. That man makes me shudder. He's awful. And dirty. And not in a good way.

Liz :x looks like Miranda Richardson, in case anyone needed a new ILX crush.

Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 18 July 2003 14:26 (twenty-one years ago)

hmmm nothing like a shit image of oneself messing around with camera phones to really bring out the suibtle beauty of an individual

james (james), Friday, 18 July 2003 15:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I fancy Rivers Cuomo still! I am so lame!
http://www.shellen.com/gallery/weezer_muppets.jpg

Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 18 July 2003 15:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Any of the sundry Muppets in that photo would be infinitely more entertaining a crush-object.

Beeker, for instance.

amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 18 July 2003 15:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Seeing a childhood idol with a Weezer T-shirt on makes me feel like I've died inside.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 July 2003 15:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Ned, you died inside ca. 1994.

amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 18 July 2003 15:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Also, the guy behind Miss Piggy looks suspiciously like Jackson Browne.

amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 18 July 2003 15:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I kinda do have a crush on Fozzy.

Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 18 July 2003 15:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Fozzy = Walter Matthau

Tell me it isn't true!

amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 18 July 2003 15:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Ned, you died inside ca. 1994.

That's around when the first Weezer album came out, so no wonder!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 July 2003 15:28 (twenty-one years ago)

there is no shame in lusting after rivers cuomo, hes hot.

i fancy a boy with red hair and glasses who came in to work today. i fancy a friend of mine who makes heart-wrenching art and is sort of off-limits at the moment but i sat on her knee last week and she commented about how cool it was to have such a sexy woman sitting on her knee so i reckon i could hit it one day. i fancy international socialists boy though he STILL doesn't know i exist.

di smith (lucylurex), Saturday, 19 July 2003 01:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm fancying after Bam Magera and Ryan Dunn on Jackass so hard lately it's not funny. I can't stop playing the movie.

Also there are some real-life people but we'll be shush about that.

That Girl (thatgirl), Saturday, 19 July 2003 01:40 (twenty-one years ago)

i mean, shit. I ain't like *some* people. I don't beat you all over the fucking head w/my crushes. But my life is complicated right now. Talking, and crying, with my v. good RL friends tonight over how my romantic situations might affect us all right now I have to say there's only one person that I would throw all that shit to the wind for:
http://www.bamargera.com/left.jpg


Goddamn, I suck.

Texas Sam (thatgirl), Sunday, 20 July 2003 09:22 (twenty-one years ago)

About 15 years ago, back when I had black hair, someone told me that I looked like a young Walter Matthau. It's the nicest celebrity comparison I've ever gotten.

Rivers Cuomo is really cute in that video, there's just no getting around it. Also, when did Weezer turn into pre-Graham departure Blur? It's (l-r) out-of-shape Damon, slightly younger Alex, Graham and Dave!

I've started to fancy Heath Ledger in that new gothy priest thriller, whatever it's called. And the math coach at my school, I think. He looks like Crispin Glover/French Stewart, I'm out of my mind.

Arthur (Arthur), Sunday, 20 July 2003 23:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Does he seem like he would actually take out Letterman with a flying kick, though.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 21 July 2003 01:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Nah. He scares the kids, though. with his intense math vibe.

Arthur (Arthur), Monday, 21 July 2003 02:36 (twenty-one years ago)

With his beard. His fucking beard. Okay, fine, you wish to be bearded hooray, were it not that my job requires me to be clean shaven at all times I would beard it up. I am with you, bearded brothers, I understand your razor aversion (which, incidentally, is a fucking dreadful name for a band). But that shit is simply wrong. A beard should reach the front of one's face rather than sidling around the jowls like an embarassing uncle. And he trims it too. I mean really, you are bearded or not, get off the fucking fence.

Matt (Matt), Monday, 21 July 2003 03:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Pinkpanther, is your name [name deleted by moderator] then?

Erm yes, why is that?

Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 21 July 2003 07:50 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.leedscinema.com/leedscinema_images/Film%20Stills/Donnie%20Darko.jpg

uhhhhhhhm, yum.

Nellie (nellskies), Monday, 21 July 2003 08:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I've totally gone off most of the girls I mentioned before!! I totally can't understand most of the choices people have mentioned here. perfect-looking Hollywood girls = yawn. I can walk into a Hot Topic on any given day and see at least three people I fancy more than any actress. anyway, here's my new top 10:

1. Willow, 4th/5th season
2. Kate Hepburn, c. 1940
3. Kathleen Hanna
4. Rita Tushingham in "A Taste of Honey"
5. Joan Jett c. 1980
6. Everyone in the Shangri-Las
7. Corin Tucker
8. Jeanne Moreau
9. Kim Deal
10. Polly Jean Harvey

Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Monday, 21 July 2003 09:37 (twenty-one years ago)

three weeks pass...
Today I fancy Ewan McGregor and Emily Mortimer, random bookshop workers, some girl I saw last night, Richard Attenborough, Matt of course, Fred Astaire... hell I fancy pretty much everyone. I think it's muh hormones.

Archel (Archel), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 12:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Gee I wonder!

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 12:52 (twenty-one years ago)

80s Sebastian Bach and David Coverdale! I've just been obsessed w/hair metal the past couple of days.

Larcole (Nicole), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 12:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Hormones being even more hormone-y than usual, I mean!

Archel (Archel), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 13:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Ally's unabashed Jarvis Cocker love = The Hottnesss

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 13:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I actually wasn't saying "Gee I wonder" about Jarvis Cocker but now that you mention it K-ROWR!!! I do hope he takes a shower before Girly Jarvis FAP NYC, though. It seems like they are lacking them in his area for the past year.

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 13:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Who do I fancy? Well, I'm in a flirty mood (and I was born flirty)....
In no particular order:
Furniture is Death (always, eternally, but not in *that* way)
Cuddly Koala Bear (It's kiss or kill)
Sweaters and Champagne (though he doesn't know it)
Harmonica and Guitar (mostly him fanycing me, I think but what the hell)
Beautiful Boy #35
And I like chatting with Julio.
So there. Sue me.

Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 03:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Mirielle Perrier!

amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 03:50 (twenty-one years ago)

No, that would be Mireille Perrier.

http://www.patoche.org/carax/boy/boy5.jpg

amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 03:53 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.virtualvoyage.com/celeb/E_I/picture/bridgetfonda.jpg

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 04:05 (twenty-one years ago)

ewww

s1utsky (slutsky), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 04:10 (twenty-one years ago)

You're crazy.

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 04:11 (twenty-one years ago)

if not for Jackie Brown I'd say nay too

nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 04:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Mmmm. . .the incredible, fantastically sexy boy who just blessed me with two hours of his presence. jesus. . .

oh, and Bam Margera. still.

Texas Sam (thatgirl), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 05:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I gotta be honest - I still got Alizee on the brain

nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 05:12 (twenty-one years ago)

amateurist has good taste. the name mireille reminds me of the french in action videos we had to watch in high school, except that mireille was blonde.

youn, Wednesday, 13 August 2003 05:39 (twenty-one years ago)

i read this whole thread. i am that retarded. i'd like to fourth terence stamp. i'd like to kiss anthony for liking 'dude where's my car' for the ashton-sean making out scene. and though kate always fascinates me and with respect to her person i'd have to STRONGLY disagree with her dismissal of jarvis. (...and inquire as to the details of the jarvis fap again. i assume many pillows, a PAL-formatted dvd player, lots of nutella, and the man himself will be present, no?)

also, i have to disagree with whoever said short men are never attractive. i love little tiny guys. i was obsessed with beck for forever (until that whole scino thing really turned my off). and as for bobby gillespie, i hope he is wearing lifts so he can take them off and be my size. yeeee! ewan mcgregor/jr meyers is a no brainer, but i have to add the boys from y tu mama tambien. given my inclinations, how come i always end up with asian guys? weird.

eek. i guess i went on and on. i just got out of relationship limbo/death and fancy myself a fancier again.

lolita corpus (lolitacorpus), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 05:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Mmmm. . .the incredible, fantastically sexy boy who just blessed me with two hours of his presence. jesus. . .

What else did he bless you with?

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 06:26 (twenty-one years ago)

if not for Jackie Brown I'd say nay too

My least favorite of her roles.

Disagreeing with Blount - classic or classic?

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 06:27 (twenty-one years ago)

mmmmm.. . . .

Texas Sam (thatgirl), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 06:27 (twenty-one years ago)

you really don't like Jackie Brown?

nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 06:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Justyn Dillingham is a gentleman of taste and distinction

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 21:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Even as a faux-genre exercise with a heart, Jackie Brown is about as exciting as watching Quentin Tarantino take a 3-hr nap.

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 21:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, I never understood the appeal of Jackie Brown. Some good performances -- Robert Forster esp. -- but it takes a fast-paced book, chops it up, stretches it out, and runs it back so slow I thought Deniro was playing the Six Million Dollar Man.

Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 21:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Uhh, it's his best movie and it's great?

s1utsky (slutsky), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 22:16 (twenty-one years ago)

OK that was stupid of movie. Lemme say though that the movie's pacing is one of my favourite things about it.

Also, what does "faux-genre exercise with a heart" mean?

s1utsky (slutsky), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 22:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I just don't think Tarantino does well with ... well, actually, I don't know whether to say "with that kind of pacing for that kind of material" or "other peoples' writing," because the biggest problem for me was simply the enormous extent to which the pacing jarred with the book. That doesn't have to be bad -- it's why The Godfather is good -- but nothing about it worked for me.

Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 22:21 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, I was just saying Bridget Fonda actually makes me want to fuck her (she makes me want to shoot her in the parking lot also) in that flick

nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 22:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, I haven't read the book, so that don't matter to me. On re-watching Jackie Brown recently I was again struck by how developed QT's style was.

s1utsky (slutsky), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 22:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I gotta agree with that, too, or at least "she's at her most attractive in it." I did think the casting was very good, and I wish it had revitalized Forster's career. (And that people would use Michael Keaton in more bit parts.)

Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 22:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, I haven't read the book, so that don't matter to me. On re-watching Jackie Brown recently I was again struck by how developed QT's style was.

I think we wanted (expected, whatever verb's best) very different things from the movie... Had you liked the earlier ones?

Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 22:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Earlier Tarantino films? Not as much as Jackie Brown, I think, though I did enjoy them. It did throw me on first viewing--but I was pretty happy the dude went the way he did.

(PS I'm also a big ElMo fan, only haven't gotten around to reading Rum Punch yet)

(PPS What did you think of Out of Sight?)

s1utsky (slutsky), Thursday, 14 August 2003 01:38 (twenty-one years ago)

considering who i fancy is difficult, because they're always taken.

Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 14 August 2003 01:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Earlier Tarantino films? Not as much as Jackie Brown, I think, though I did enjoy them. It did throw me on first viewing--but I was pretty happy the dude went the way he did.

This is probably the thing right here -- cause Reservoir Dogs is the tops for me, usually followed pretty closely by Pulp Fiction (and some days I can't stand PF just cause of overexposure).

(PS I'm also a big ElMo fan, only haven't gotten around to reading Rum Punch yet)

What'd you think of Get Shorty (film version), if you've read the book? Well, or if you haven't, for that matter.

(PPS What did you think of Out of Sight?)

Hrm. Clooney is a love him or hate him guy, I think, and I'm in the love camp as long as we're not talking Peacemaker or Batman & Robin. So I dug him in it, and J.Lo at least more than anything else I've seen her in ... but I think Michael Keaton stole it out from under everyone else. He nailed the character in both that and Jackie Brown, and probably would've justified the rental price even if every other scene had been terrible.

The direction and script themselves ... went for the wacky romantic comedy thing a little too hard, but no moreso than was probably inevitable.

Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 14 August 2003 01:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I hated Get Shorty. Hate hated it. I really can't stand Barry Sonnenfeld. Liked the book a lot, though.

Not sure what you mean by "went for the wacky romantic comedy thing a little too hard" though.

s1utsky (slutsky), Thursday, 14 August 2003 01:56 (twenty-one years ago)

See, there are things I think really worked in Get Shorty (Delroy Lindo chief among them), but I think it missed the tone entirely.

Wacky romantic comedy thing in Out of Sight -- the whole "they're on opposite sides of the law, but it's luv!" thing. It seemed foregrounded a lot more in the movie -- like everything else was just set dressing for that angle, which I didn't think was the case with the book.

Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 14 August 2003 02:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Ooh, ten celebrity crushes of mine, both past and present:

1.  David Sylvian ca. Japan era (also up until about 1991 or so, really)
2.  Midge Ure ca. Ultravox era (also up until about 1996 or so, really)
3.  David Bowie (forever & ever, amen)
4.  Michael Hutchence (RIP 1960 - 1997)
5.  Steve Jansen (OMG, forever & ever amen, as well)
6.  Anthony Bourdain (completely unexplainable -- either you get it or you don't)
7.  Alan Titchmarsh (don't even ask -- even I'm puzzled by this)
8.  Paul Merton (I just *love* him -- how can I explain further?)
9.  Jonathan Rhys Meyers
10.  (*takes deeep breath*) Nick Rhodes & John Taylor (I just could NOT create this list without these two)

You know what's interesting, though? None of these can hold a candle to any sort of real-life, "I know you and you know me" crushes I might have. I can admire the pretty (or interesting-looking) celeb boys all I want, but when it comes down to it, actually having a boy know I exist and even liking me as a person is a big bonus.

Just Deanna (Dee the Lurker), Thursday, 14 August 2003 06:17 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.womanrock.com/features/images/jennifer_charles_2.jpg
"to hide my grief I have to catch a thief/my love is your relief your love is my relief"

nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 14 August 2003 06:22 (twenty-one years ago)

three weeks pass...
Emm.. ive liked so many boys but you wont know this guy but he's ment alot to me in my life his names nathan lyttle, there just something about him thats so special but the only thing is he likes me but thats it i'll probably never go out with him :( kim xxxx

kim, Monday, 8 September 2003 17:28 (twenty-one years ago)

self-proclaimed iccleness: C/D?

RJG (RJG), Monday, 8 September 2003 18:08 (twenty-one years ago)

The absolute ridiculousness of Victoria Beckham being signed to Roc-a-Fella has had the horrendous side effect of producing a serious Crush-of-Shame situation up in this piece. I'm so ashamed of myself.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 8 September 2003 18:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I hope yr crush-of-shame is on Jay-Z or Damon Dash because Victoria Beckham is a hideous, unpleasant-looking, disagreeably-visaged woman. I imagine that if you put three Victoria heads together, that's exactly what Cerberus looks like.

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 8 September 2003 18:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude Ally stop hating on my Crush-of-Shame! Although I do see the corpse-face-smile thing you're talking about. Does that mean I'm a necro? Ew.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 8 September 2003 18:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Cerberus, dude. That's all I'm sayin'.

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 8 September 2003 19:07 (twenty-one years ago)

i fancy john cusack and peta wilson.

The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Monday, 8 September 2003 20:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm kinda digging on Cerberus.

Tep (ktepi), Monday, 8 September 2003 21:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Mya really bowled me over at the VMAs, I was thinking of asking 50 cent to ask her out for me.

Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 8 September 2003 21:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Recipe for success. Do you think she could get me a date with him??

Lara (Lara), Monday, 8 September 2003 21:35 (twenty-one years ago)

if she likes me maybe

Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 8 September 2003 21:41 (twenty-one years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/290000/images/_292357_lolita150.jpg

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Monday, 8 September 2003 21:47 (twenty-one years ago)

is that sue lyon?

amateurist (amateurist), Monday, 8 September 2003 22:58 (twenty-one years ago)

if sue lyon = lolita then yes

ryan (ryan), Monday, 8 September 2003 23:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Posh is totally hot.

Most of my current crushes are shameful because they're already in relationships.

M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 8 September 2003 23:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Posh is totally hot.

David Beckham is hotter than she'll ever be -- even when he shaved his head.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 8 September 2003 23:16 (twenty-one years ago)

But this outfit! It is just insane, Adam Ant insane.

http://images.thesun.co.uk/picture/0,,2003350303,00.jpg

Larcole (Nicole), Monday, 8 September 2003 23:18 (twenty-one years ago)

It's like a Photoshop job. It probably IS a Photoshop job.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 8 September 2003 23:20 (twenty-one years ago)

all fashion photography IS a photoshop job.

nip & tuck, wot wot.

Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 8 September 2003 23:31 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, those wooden boxes are TOTALLY fake

M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 8 September 2003 23:31 (twenty-one years ago)

How crude.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 8 September 2003 23:35 (twenty-one years ago)

emma bunton is totally hotter than posh.

The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Monday, 8 September 2003 23:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I would have never noticed if it weren't for you, Ned! ("I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for these meddling kids!")

I'm not saying Posh is hottest, just that, um, you know, I'd hit it. Oh yes. That trashy thing is IRRESISTIBLE to me, that's what I get for growing up on welfare in the Midwest

M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 8 September 2003 23:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I dunnae think you are understanding the meaning of the word "posh"!!!

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 8 September 2003 23:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm starting to develop a crush on Posh just because Nicole used the phrase "Adam Ant insane" to describe her.

... hrm, that can't be good.

Tep (ktepi), Monday, 8 September 2003 23:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't think comparing the relative hotness of the spice girls is a quagmire ilx needs to become involved in.

Larcole (Nicole), Monday, 8 September 2003 23:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I know what "posh" means, that's probably what I dig about Posh, she's not all that actual-meaning-Posh, she's trashy! cognitive dissonance = hottt

M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 8 September 2003 23:45 (twenty-one years ago)

nicole: i do!

The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Monday, 8 September 2003 23:46 (twenty-one years ago)

cognitive dissonance = hottt

In one post, you've explained every man that's ever found me attractive. Matos, a winner is YOU.

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 8 September 2003 23:48 (twenty-one years ago)

you're pretty hottt yourself, there, sugarplum

M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 8 September 2003 23:50 (twenty-one years ago)

You should see my wooden boxes! K-rowr!

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 8 September 2003 23:51 (twenty-one years ago)

You all fancy lame people. I'd shag Britney Spears or your average Playmate.

Calzer (Calzer), Monday, 8 September 2003 23:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I fancy a 40 gig iPod.

Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 8 September 2003 23:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I've seen 'em, baby, and there ain't nothing airbrused about 'em. [[wiggles eyebrows]]

M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 8 September 2003 23:54 (twenty-one years ago)

This is like a remake of Under the Cherry MOon.

Larcole (Nicole), Monday, 8 September 2003 23:55 (twenty-one years ago)

All of a sudden I'm hearing stripper music in my head.

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 8 September 2003 23:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I do nothing professionally, I do everything for fun.

luna (luna.c), Monday, 8 September 2003 23:57 (twenty-one years ago)

(ok seriously, best x-post evah)

luna (luna.c), Monday, 8 September 2003 23:57 (twenty-one years ago)

This is like a remake of Under the Cherry MOon.

Definitely a case where x = x

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 00:00 (twenty-one years ago)

4 Cibelle (Sao Paulo TV comedienne, now sambatech queen)
5 Maki Nomiya (Pizzicato Five singer, older-lady crush)
2 Ms. Salma Hayek (no better reason for teens to spill seed in pool)*
1 Erykah Badu (redefining once, for all: "Adam Ant insane")
3 Juliette Venegas (her Mexican emo songs and sad eyes, sigh)

*y'know, from that film, the one with the two rich boys--you all saw that, right?

Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 00:01 (twenty-one years ago)

The Under The Cherry Moon reference reminds me that I'd fancy being Prince. Or at least having the ability to talking to someone on the phone while silently sitting next to them in a room (and if you haven't seen Under The Cherry Moon, SEE IT).

I'm not sure if it's a good thing or not, but there's probably more people I fancy in town than in the media right now. Though I'd still weep sweet tears if I could be the Donnas' roadie.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 00:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Posh Spice,
She always worked very hard,
Trying hard to become a star.
A Rolls Royce was the car
That brought her places near and far.
Midnight
Miss Suki's been dancing
Since she was about three
Years old,
And now look what she has achieved!

But The tabloid press wasn't very nice
Calling her prostitute spice!
Easy V doesn't come for free,
No, she's a real lady!

And oh, beloved Victoria,
How can they call you dumb,
When you are the smartest one?
Oh, beloved Victoria,
You're beautiful, smart, and fun!
Yes, Posh, you're the coolest one!

If my love
Is better left unsaid,
How will they get it through their heads
That this fool
Is falling for you?
And my friend,
If we do endeavor,
Love will bring us together
For so long
How could we possibly go wrong?

When you said Santa doesn't exist,
The funniest joke on your list, Ha Ha Ha Ha!
But The tabloid press wasn't very nice
Calling you prostitute spice! no-no-no-no!
Easy V doesn't come for free,
No, she's a real lady!

And oh, beloved Victoria,
How can they call you dumb,
When you are the smartest one?
Oh, beloved Victoria,
You're beautiful, smart, and fun!
Yes, Posh, you're the coolest one!

Oh, oh, beloved Victoria,
How can they call you dumb,
When you are the smartest one?
Oh-woh-woh, beloved Victoria,
You're beautiful, smart, and fun!
Yes, Posh, you're the coolest one!
Oh-woh-woh, beloved Victoria,
How can they call you dumb,
When you are the smartest one?
Oh-woh-woh!

Oh-woh-woh, beloved Victoria,
You're beautiful, smart, and fun!
Yes, Posh, you're the coolest one!
Oh-woh-woh, beloved Victoria,
How can they call you dumb,
When you are the smartest one?
Oh-woh-woh!
Oh-woh-woh!

Larcole (Nicole), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 00:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Traino strikes gold!! Fucking a.

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 00:51 (twenty-one years ago)

*eyes widens* Oh DEAR. Is that where that is from? Oh dear dear dear.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 00:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, he wrote these great songs about all the Spice Girls IIRC but that was definitely the best one.

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 00:58 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.gla.ac.uk/~cmc1z/fantasy_celts_b/fantasy_celts_18/emma_bunton_01.jpg

The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 00:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Truly, I am amazed. But now, not surprised.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 01:01 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.celebwelove.com/Geri_Halliwell/geri08.jpg

Larcole (Nicole), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 01:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Putting Ally's Posh-Spice-Corpse-Face/Cerberus Theory to the test, I came across:

A) A pic where Mrs. Beckham almost looks like she might actually be enjoying a moment of her life and not just pulling the flesh back away from her teeth:
http://sportsmed.starwave.com/media/pg2/2002/0529/photo/a_posh_hi.jpg

B) I JUST ATE A LIVE PUPPY! RAW AND WRIGGLING!!!
http://www.tribute-entertainment.co.uk/images/tribute/victoriabeckham2.jpg

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 04:05 (twenty-one years ago)

My friend fancies his best friend, she's a girl who says she's "emotionally barren" & unwilling to be anybody's "girlfriend"- I fancy both of them- & none of us are happy, dammit.

sad guy, Tuesday, 9 September 2003 06:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I've just discovered wierd things about two people I fancy from bands:

1 - Corin Tucker used to look a bit like that kid out of the Cher film mask, and also like a garbeg pail kid.

2 - Kathleen Hannah talks like Hilary Banks from the Fresh Prince of Bel Air


Curiously, the 2nd point makes KH even hotter.

mei (mei), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 10:00 (twenty-one years ago)

three months pass...
still naomi watts

amateur!st (amateurist), Friday, 19 December 2003 10:37 (twenty-one years ago)

RICHARD DREYFUSS, 1979. ROWR!

Emilymv (Emilymv), Friday, 19 December 2003 10:43 (twenty-one years ago)

this thread is long. answer: my lovely girlfriend.

the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 19 December 2003 10:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Monica Bellucci, Johnny Depp. Not filthy little Paris Hilton.

Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Friday, 19 December 2003 10:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Denny Hines, Bronwyn Bishop, Katie Couric, Tania Bulmer, Danielle Carter (from Something in the Air), Alice Garner (Seachange).

One of those is a not strictly truthful answer.

Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Friday, 19 December 2003 13:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Alex Parks.

cis (cis), Friday, 19 December 2003 13:12 (twenty-one years ago)

OKay, I have a confession. I am totally into Matt, the bassist for Busted. when he's not mugging he's really hot. and he looks good in drag.
http://www.universal-music.co.jp/u-pop/artist/busted/images/mattie.jpg
I probably should have taken advantage of this situation when I lived in the same building they (and Girls Aloud) do.

Catty (Catty), Friday, 19 December 2003 16:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Emily, I call intervention: your pro-Dreyfuss lookalike predisposition (while very much teh fun for everyone) is getting you into trouble! You know this! The time of the Dreyfuss Man has passed!

nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 19 December 2003 19:50 (twenty-one years ago)

She is small and has blue eyes and very dark hair and will probably move away soon.

so totally logged out omg lol, Friday, 19 December 2003 19:56 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm not moving anywhere for at least the next three years. oh wait you weren't talking about me.

The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Saturday, 20 December 2003 00:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Jessica Biel, at least in that wretched Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake. The cinematography seemed staged entirely around her perfect, perfect body....anyway, she was also hot in the Rules of Attraction. Speaking of that film, Shannon Sossamn (Sossyman? Sosseman?)was also hot. OK, basically I'm turned on by any halfway decent-looking chick. Hell, I'd fuck a treestump under the right circumstances...I shouldn't have said that. I am a horrible, horrible human being.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 20 December 2003 02:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I am still attracted (after a solid year) to my gorgeous ex that I have nothing in common with. Life could be worse, I suppose ... but I don't know how.

Dean Gulberry (deangulberry), Saturday, 20 December 2003 02:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Speaking of Shannyonyynt (sic) Somamamonstar (sic, also) ... check out the Season 3 discs of Mr. Show. She's in quite a few episodes and is considerably larger and less attractive to boot. Extra points: they make fun of her on the commentary for her attempts to ruin skits.

Dean Gulberry (deangulberry), Saturday, 20 December 2003 02:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I h8 shannonynnn shoosssanoona

@d@ml (nordicskilla), Saturday, 20 December 2003 02:25 (twenty-one years ago)

So do most of the Mr. Show cast.

Dean Gulberry (deangulberry), Saturday, 20 December 2003 02:49 (twenty-one years ago)

so wrong

gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 20 December 2003 03:00 (twenty-one years ago)

haha fred nerk did you ever see that big girls blouse sketch where the headbanded ladies who lunch share their liberal party erotic fantasies? 'alexander downer in a schoolboy uniform reciting the preamble'
so um yes, i'm hoping bish is the odd one out in that list?

minna (minna), Saturday, 20 December 2003 08:15 (twenty-one years ago)

U R ALL GAY

bahktin, Saturday, 20 December 2003 08:28 (twenty-one years ago)

You assume correctly minna. BB is hideous to an almost Barbara Cartlandesque level.

I heard of one friend's workplace where the standard in-house jargon used in response to a request or instruction you are not even remotely interested in doing, is an acronym, IRBBB. The first two letters stand for 'I'd rather...'.

Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Saturday, 20 December 2003 08:50 (twenty-one years ago)

still Bam Margera with a bullet.

Also, Chingy and my hot ex.

Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Saturday, 20 December 2003 09:52 (twenty-one years ago)

update: still naomi watts

amateur!st (amateurist), Saturday, 20 December 2003 10:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Juliana Hatfield, early '90s
the suicide girl in Rules of Attraction

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Saturday, 20 December 2003 10:24 (twenty-one years ago)

two months pass...
http://www.muscleandfitness.com/content/6781.jpg

oops (Oops), Saturday, 13 March 2004 13:53 (twenty-one years ago)

sw

youn, Saturday, 13 March 2004 16:23 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.chartshow.tv/charts/12_10_03/pic_sing_tweedy.jpg

Nick H (Nick H), Saturday, 13 March 2004 16:56 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.xfconnection.com/scans/gaddscans/ddscan105.JPG

gabbneb (gabbneb), Sunday, 14 March 2004 00:23 (twenty-one years ago)

ooh I forgot about her. that smoky voice is muy rowr.

oops (Oops), Sunday, 14 March 2004 00:27 (twenty-one years ago)

more what than who, really

gabbneb (gabbneb), Sunday, 14 March 2004 00:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Hmmm.

I don't particularly fancy anyone, just think that a couple of individuals are attractive. I've successfully quashed feelings toward one of them and the other one is just too... unreal (I can't explain more), but I do still think they're attractive, and if you know how to contact me on AIM, I'll point you toward their way so you can be clued in to who they are. :)

Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Sunday, 14 March 2004 00:39 (twenty-one years ago)

(Oh yes, and just in case you're wondering, neither of these two have ever posted here.)

Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Sunday, 14 March 2004 00:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I fancy my partner a great deal

but beyond that were I unattached i'd gladly do:

bob geldof
dylan moran
damon gough
the guy who works in the deli section of my local supermarket

ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Sunday, 14 March 2004 00:49 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.stockholmrecords.com/repository/120/Picture5S.jpg

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Sunday, 14 March 2004 01:18 (twenty-one years ago)

three months pass...
A guy I dated a few times is now on the cover of the Village Voice as the ne plus ultra of male gaydom 2004. Go me. (I'm not saying who...it doesn't really matter. And nothing happened between us, anyway. But he's still hot.)

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 28 June 2004 12:17 (twenty years ago)

I am now crushing on a friend of mine (worst type of crush EVAH!) who, instead of asking on a date, I actually asked to come to a wedding repection with me. I'm not sure how I managed it, but the whole thing sucks big style. Grrrr.

Johnney B (Johnney B), Monday, 28 June 2004 12:21 (twenty years ago)

five months pass...
wes anderson

-- youn (younno...) (webmail), December 8th, 2004 2:17 AM. (link)

All of Peter Hegre's models. Now *there's* a guy I'd like to switch lives with.

-- Pears can just fuck right off. (fluxion2...) (webmail), December 8th, 2004 2:21 AM. (kenan) (link)

the guy who works in my local record shop. i love him so much i can hardly squeak out "no i don't need a bag thanks" when he serves me. i'm pretty sure he is going to have me arrested soon, he must realise that i go into the shop most lunchbreaks to see him and not buy cds. although i usually do buy cds so it's good for business. today i got black listed by neko case, and he smiled at me! happy days!

-- gem (gemilyinterrupte...) (webmail), December 8th, 2004 2:32 AM. (trisk) (link)

He should smile. That's a great record.

-- Pears can just fuck right off. (fluxion2...) (webmail), December 8th, 2004 2:33 AM. (kenan) (link)

Goodness... I may have to listen to that now.

-- Pears can just fuck right off. (fluxion2...) (webmail), December 8th, 2004 2:33 AM. (kenan) (link)

i definitely think you should, i am enjoying it no end!! it's good when the cd is good, it's like stalking with benefits

-- gem (gemilyinterrupte...) (webmail), December 8th, 2004 2:42 AM. (trisk) (link)

Sorry, I am stuck again in 1994, where I am trying to put together another C700 mix. Guided by Voices, baby!

-- Pears can just fuck right off. (fluxion2...) (webmail), December 8th, 2004 2:55 AM. (kenan) (link)

Kenan, if I give you four bucks will you make me a copy?

-- Remy Snush The Night Away (jcoomb...) (webmail), December 8th, 2004 2:58 AM. (x Jeremy) (link)

this guy. i absolutely adore him.

http://www.bbcamerica.com/genre/home_living/faking_it/faking_it_burgerman.jsp

-- stockholm cindy (theundergroundhom...) (webmail), December 8th, 2004 3:04 AM. (Jody Beth Rosen) (link)

Copies of C700 mixes sell for $0 around here. As soon as I finish, I promise you one.

-- Pears can just fuck right off. (fluxion2...) (webmail), December 8th, 2004 3:06 AM. (kenan) (link)

Oh! Now I have a goal and a reason to finish! Thx, Remy!

-- Pears can just fuck right off. (fluxion2...) (webmail), December 8th, 2004 3:07 AM. (kenan) (link)

Sure, man! I'd send one in return but my music tastes are so scattershot and arbitrary there's no way I could ever compose a big comp that wouldn't be considered at lest 60% irritating to any recipient. That is, of course, presuming very few people appreciate Bartok, Boredoms, Martha Reeves, Sam Cook and Sonic Youth with the same candor.

-- Remy Snush The Night Away (jcoomb...) (webmail), December 8th, 2004 3:10 AM. (x Jeremy) (link)

more fancying, less pollard.

-- stockholm cindy (theundergroundhom...) (webmail), December 8th, 2004 3:11 AM. (Jody Beth Rosen) (link)

fair 'nuff.

-- Pears can just fuck right off. (fluxion2...) (webmail), December 8th, 2004 3:13 AM. (kenan) (link)

My friend is visiting from New York state -- he was asking me about my first romantic experience, and I began talking about Laurin. Err, Not-Laurin. I've posted a bit on her before on ILE, but never on a 'fancying' thread. Here's the first post, and there's more new stuff on the other side:

I was, naturally, a geeky kid - scrawny, glasses, braces, sweatpants, and for about six years I had a hugenormous crush on this girl we'll call, for no reason, Not-Laurin. Now, Not-Laurin was good friends with my sister, and I was friends with Not-Laurin's brother so we'd often have joint sleepovers. When I was eleven the two were scheduled to come over so my mom could drive us all to Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves. At the last moment Mrs. Not-Laurin told us that her daughter couldn't but the brother (my friend) could. I ran to my room and hid in my closet, crying, and told my mother I was sick so she'd reschedule the visit. Later in that evening (being to forlorn to see the movie with my mom and sister) I was home alone and called not-Laurin's house. Her brother answered, I asked him for Not-Laurin and she came to the phone, bewildered. As long as I live I'll never be able to forget the exact conversation:

JC: Hey, it's (my sister's name)'s brother calling.
NL: My brother told me...?
JC: Too bad you couldn't come today it would have been fun.
NL: Yeah, I ... did you want to talk to (NL's brother)?
JC: No, I want to talk to you. [Long, long, long, pause.]
NL: Okay, it was nice talking to you.
JC: YeahIlikeyoubye.

Two minutes elapse. I decide to call again.

JC: Hi this is Jeremy.
NL: Uh, I know.
JC: I wanted to say that I like you more than I said I liked you before and I'll see you soon okay but don't tell your brother.

I hung up. Never saw her again. Two years ago I was working as a butcher (right after college) and she came in to the market. Stunningly, massively, incredibly self-possed, beautiful, classy amd vibrant. I was squeezing out sausage at the time (apropos, ehh?) and ducked behind the counter because I didn't want her to see me up to my elbows in intenstines. She made a small purchase, winked at me and walked out. About twenty minutes later the telephone rang, Not-Laurin, asked for me and said, simply, "you're not very good at hiding," before giggling and hanging up.

-- j.e.r.e.m.y (jcoomb...), July 26th, 2004.


Cuz... I was telling this story to my friend, and I remembered that Laurin and I (and my sister and Laurin's brother) used to play "Shoe-tag," an ur-sexy variant of freeze tag when we were 11 or 12. The ruleset was:

One wasn't considered tagged until 'IT' had managed to remove their shoes.
If one was 'IT' one was never allowed to tag their own sibling.
IT could never strike if somebody else was watching.
The person being tagged by IT could strike a deal with IT to be released (thus the no watching clause).
This deal was (at least as far as we were concerned) comprised of flashing IT with a bit of skin (thus the no siblings clause).

Laurin / Not-Laurin and I were both twelve years old, so I can't imagine that there was anything to see on her chest; but little mosquito bite nipples were probably enough for me at the time.

ANYHOW -- I was telling the saga of shoe-tag to my out-of-town friend and he laughed and laughed at the phrase 'mosquito bite nipples.' I felt really bad for betraying Laurin -- and this is a dozen years later -- and all night long, since then, I've been feeling whistful and slightly romantically toward an idealized image of the person I believe her to have grown up and become.

-- Remy Snush The Night Away (jcoomb...) (webmail), December 8th, 2004 3:24 AM. (x Jeremy) (link)

That's a harsh one man, that's harsh.

I'm in the unenviable position of fancying EVERYONE at the moment - as we know, you fancy people if a) you're about to start a long-term relationship b) you're drunk or c) you havn't had a shag in ages. Since most nights I fit into both b) and c), going out is hell. Even walking to work in the morning reminds me of how beautiful everyone ELSE in the world is, and how ugly and rubbish I am.

Basically I need some sex, and I'm not afraid to admit it.

-- Johnney B (john.barlo...) (webmail), December 8th, 2004 4:49 AM. (Johnney B) (link)

God, I am SO embarrassed by what I wrote ca. March of this year.

Um, and that first list I created -- half of it seems so cliched to me and the other half seems... WTF... right now.

Um, there was a guy standing outside Super Target last weekend who looked a bit like Brandon Flowers (of The Killers), who was wearing this beautiful lavender dress shirt and this black suit, and I felt tempted for just a millisecond to stop and ask if he needed a ride home. Then I thought of my safety and drove off. But... damn.

Um, I've really started to find Ewan McGregor more and more attractive over the past few months, due to the prodding a friend of mine who's been a longtime Ewan fanatic has done. And, um, well, in the totally inexplicable category, I think Tony Shalhoub is really, really cute, but more along the lines of "Aw, I want to tuck him into bed, bring him warm chicken soup and a glass of orange juice, and read him a bedtime story" type cute. Plus, he's too old for me. Um, Dylan McDermott is in my "conventionally attractive" box. Mom and I actually AGREE on a guy -- Colin Firth! She actually thinks a guy from the UK is attractive; the world is coming to an end. Some people will SO slap me for this, but I think Paul Weller's pretty much always looked cute. And I think that's it as far as celebrities go.

I do think that Simon Le Bon has, rather bizarrely, become attractive as of the past two years or so, which is SOOOO super-odd to me because I have never ever ever before in my life been a Simon fan. And Simon is SUCH an asshole. But... damn. What the hell did he do? Drink a little vial of Nick Rhodes's blood? (If so, that would explain Nick's suddenly ashen lips. Poor babe.)

(Help me, people. I'm rambling on fangirl style again.)

-- Many Coloured Halo (newromanti...) (webmail), December 8th, 2004 5:03 AM. (Dee the Lurker) (link)

Both the guys from Air are really, really, really, really super-attractive, but even if I actually DID have a shot with them, it would definitely not work out, I just know.

And Tony Parker is so little-boy cute. Aw. I should probably dress him up in jammies and tuck him in bed right next to Tony Shalhoub and give the BOTH of them chicken soup and orange juice. Um, another conventionally attractive dude -- Tyler Florence. But you just KNOW he knows he's attractive, which would prob be a turnoff if you ever got to actually talking to him. Hm. I think at least one of the members of Division of Laura Lee is attractive, but I can't remember which one at the moment... ! Aaaaand. That's it.

-- Many Coloured Halo (newromanti...) (webmail), December 8th, 2004 5:10 AM. (Dee the Lurker) (link)

("fancy" for me = "aw, I just want to stare at you for hours on end")

-- Many Coloured Halo (newromanti...) (webmail), December 8th, 2004 5:11 AM. (Dee the Lurker) (link)

At the moment: big crush on a co-worker. Argh.

-- caitlin (wpsal...) (webmail), December 8th, 2004 5:18 AM. (caitlin) (link)

Co-worker curshes are the most rubbish thing in the world. I get round it by crushing on EVERYONE at work - that way, everyone just thinks I'm weird and they get used to me.

-- Johnney B (john.barlo...) (webmail), December 8th, 2004 5:20 AM. (Johnney B) (link)

What makes it worse is:

a) I invited them out for a drink the other day
b) I was knocked back
c) I have to give them quite a bit of IT training over the next week or so. Argh.

-- caitlin (wpsal...) (webmail), December 8th, 2004 5:24 AM. (caitlin) (link)

I have crushes on three (3!) people IRL at the moment, which is pretty nice, especially as I haven't crushed in at least a year.

-- Kevin Gilchrist (KevinGil14...) (webmail), December 8th, 2004 5:24 AM. (Mr Fusion) (link)

I hate crushes. It's cupid sitting on the millstone that you're dragging around.

-- Johnney B (john.barlo...) (webmail), December 8th, 2004 6:26 AM. (Johnney B) (link)

But being knocked back by a crush IS better than not asking. I only figured this fact out recently, and I'm a lot happier for it. Still not getting any sex, but I'm still happier.

-- Johnney B (john.barlo...) (webmail), December 8th, 2004 6:27 AM. (Johnney B) (link)

crushes are annoying, and they always come along when i least expect it. i've just spent the weekend with my current crush, and i couldn't do anything about it :(

-- jellybean (emailjil...) (webmail), December 8th, 2004 9:24 AM. (jellybean) (link)

I don't know what to think about crushes any more. My head is all shaken up and I think I might be broken. Crushes are the sweetest heaven and the worst hell, both at the same time. Agony and ecstacy, together in perfect harmony, side by side on my piano keyboard, oh lord, why can't he...

ha-HEM.

Sorry. I will say no more. (Please say no more.)

-- The Grain of Sand in Lambeth That Satan Cannot Find (masonicboo...) (webmail), December 8th, 2004 10:57 AM. (kate) (link)

Nickalicious be fancying some lame-ass womens, if this thread up until now is to be believed.

So yeah...uh...that EMILIE DE RAVIN is SO HOTT RIGHT NOW.

-- nickalicious (nickaliciou...) (webmail), December 8th, 2004 10:58 AM. (nickalicious) (link)

But being knocked back by a crush IS better than not asking.

Frankly, you're right. And it's what my crush thinks too. I went to apologise, yesterday, for making a big fool of myself, and was told: "you didn't make a fool of yourself - you had to ask, because otherwise you'd never have known".

So, all seems to be well and good in the office, and we have actually managed to have normal, routine conversations with each other again today.

-- caitlin (wpsal...) (webmail), December 8th, 2004 11:01 AM. (caitlin) (link)

aw caitlin nevermind, i bin there alright.

-- Ste (ste.foste...) (webmail), December 8th, 2004 11:30 AM. (Fuzzy) (link)

i have a massive crush on a boy in my abstract algebra class. my friend knows him and told me like 3 times that she'd "talk to him." the seating arrangement is all weird, round tables like, so i can't sit with to him (and i'm shy). also he's really nerdy and i think my friends think i'm retarded. we looked at each other in the hallway once, but i doubt he suspects anything. it's horrible!

-- caitlin oh no (caitx...) (webmail), December 8th, 2004 12:44 PM. (caitxa1) (link)

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/mystery/programs/secondsight2/images/second_sight1.jpg

I cannot in good conscience recommend that anyone see Closer.

Still, I was jonesing all this weekend while ILX was down. I don't think I could have written anything more variations on "omigod CL is hotttt," but I was longing for someone with whom I could talk in such terms.

If you did not read this because you hate me, you're probably right.

-- j.lu (jlut...) (webmail), December 8th, 2004 12:57 PM. (j.lu) (link)

Lamebrain strikes again..."omigod CO is hottttt"...

-- j.lu (jlut...) (webmail), December 8th, 2004 12:59 PM. (j.lu) (link)

Yeah, between Portman, Law, and Owen, Closer has one of the hottest casts of any in recent memory. Too bad the movie was kinda disappointing.

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...) (webmail), December 8th, 2004 1:04 PM. (jaymc) (link)

Chan Marshall
Diana Rigg in the Avengers
Rachel Leigh Cooke (in Josie with her pussycat hairband obv)
Faith from Buffy
Charlotte from Ash

-- stew (stewfsmit...) (webmail), December 8th, 2004 1:08 PM. (link)

Faith seconded

-- Frankenstein On Ice (stevem7...) (webmail), December 8th, 2004 1:10 PM. (blueski) (link)

I still have the biggest crush on this woman:

ihttp://www.cinematografo.it/venezia_01/photo_gallery/anne_brochet.JPG

-- Michael White (Sanmichel...) (webmail), December 8th, 2004 1:13 PM. (Hereward) (link)

jane goodall?

-- Remy Snush The Night Away (jcoomb...) (webmail), December 8th, 2004 1:14 PM. (x Jeremy) (link)

Anne Brochet.

-- Michael White (Sanmichel...) (webmail), December 8th, 2004 1:18 PM. (Hereward) (link)

http://www.pbs.org/kcet/globaltribe/images/voi_goodall_p1.jpg

Jane Goodall! (I was just being a punk, Michael).

-- Remy Snush The Night Away (jcoomb...) (webmail), December 8th, 2004 1:18 PM. (x Jeremy) (link)

There was this really pretty lady reading the sports new on Sky News the other night.

-- jel -- (freeduni...) (webmail), December 8th, 2004 1:21 PM. (jel) (link)

OK, please don't tell my girlfriend, but I have the worst schoolboy crush on the girl who works at my usual lunch spot. I actually get butterflies, and I'm SURE I've stood there like a slack-jawed idiot more than once. She is beee-yoo-tee-fullllll.

Also, I met an incredibly cute photographer last weekend. She was taking pictures at a drum'n'bass party.

What's wrong with me? I'm supposed to be in love already.

-- Tantrum The Cat (tantrumtheca...) (webmail), December 8th, 2004 2:09 PM. (Tantrum The Cat) (link)

Lust

-- Michael White (Sanmichel...) (webmail), December 8th, 2004 2:15 PM. (Hereward) (link)

at the moment I am swimming against the tide in a desperate effort to be able to fancy more than just this one person.

just about succeeding!

-- Ronan (ronan.fitzgerald6NOSPA...) (webmail), December 8th, 2004 2:16 PM. (Ronan) (link)

tobey maguire, christian bale, christina ricci...

ugh, i'm done

-- fauxhemian (struggi...) (webmail), December 8th, 2004 4:02 PM. (fauxhemian) (link)

I'm incapable of fancying anyone right now. Everything tastes sour and bitter.

-- Penelope_111 (penelope.11...) (webmail), December 8th, 2004 4:04 PM. (Penelope_111) (link)

OH HOLD UP YO I FORGOT THIS GIRLY WHO IS TEH GORGEOUSNESS AND PLAYS A MEAN HARP TOO MANG AND SO I AM IN TEH FATUATED:

http://dragcity.com/bands/newsom2.jpg http://dragcity.com/bands/jovid01.jpg

-- nickalicious (nickaliciou...) (webmail), December 8th, 2004 4:10 PM. (nickalicious) (link)

http://www.sobrecarga.com.br/images/newsIMG/clive-owen.jpg
Agreed.

-- jocelyn (nalra...) (webmail), December 8th, 2004 4:15 PM. (Jocelyn) (link)

http://www.ballsies.com/img/holiday-season.jpg

Who is getting these for the holidays?

www.ballsies.com

-- Michael White (Sanmichel...) (webmail), December 9th, 2004 7:27 PM. (Hereward) (link)

This guy is SOOOOO teh hawt:

http://www.quixoticcrap.com/writings/images/dudes/superdude06.jpg

-- Michael White (Sanmichel...) (webmail), December 9th, 2004 7:49 PM. (Hereward) (link)

my secretary called me fancy yesterday

-- gabbneb (gabbne...) (webmail), December 9th, 2004 7:52 PM. (gabbneb) (link)

Your secretary is Mike Hanle y???

-- The Ghost of Dan Perry (djperr...) (webmail), December 9th, 2004 5:14 PM. (Dan Perry) (link)

ILX: Secrets

-- gabbneb (gabbne...) (webmail), December 9th, 2004 5:22 PM. (gabbneb) (link)

i'm totally with sam on the bam margera crush. other hotties include adam brody and houston.

-- The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylure...) (webmail), December 9th, 2004 5:59 PM. (lucylurex) (link)

Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 06:48 (twenty years ago)

i have a non-crush on bam margera. what a tool!

-- caitlin oh no (caitx...) (webmail), December 10th, 2004 6:15 PM. (caitxa1) (link)

the mrs, she's fucking gorgeous

-- Matt (Mat...) (webmail), December 10th, 2004 6:55 PM. (Matt) (link)

Ah Di, my Bam-ardor has faded although a pleasant tingle still rises when I see him. I'm not sure who I fancy now (other than the boy I'm seeing). I'd say these guys because they rock so fucking hard a girl can't help but feel a little special. But can you have a celebrity crush on someone you know without it being a real crush? Hmm.

-- Miss Misery (texan...) (webmail), December 10th, 2004 7:00 PM. (thatgirl) (link)

I've said it before, I'll say it again. The first only fanciable Turner Prize winner since Damien Hirst.

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40604000/jpg/_40604025_dellerap2_203.jpg

Phwoar, etc!

-- The Grain of Sand in Lambeth That Satan Cannot Find (masonicboo...) (webmail), December 10th, 2004 8:13 AM. (kate) (link)

Rupert The Bear carries that kind of garb off with just that little more panache tho

-- Frankenstein On Ice (stevem7...) (webmail), December 10th, 2004 8:32 AM. (blueski) (link)

Perhaps he's colour blind. And then we can have mutant colourblind art babies together... ::swoony sigh::

-- The Grain of Sand in Lambeth That Satan Cannot Find (masonicboo...) (webmail), December 10th, 2004 8:33 AM. (kate) (link)

Oh yes, Jeremy Dellar is lovely.

-- Anna (Fieldingann...) (webmail), December 10th, 2004 8:59 AM. (Anna) (link)

God, I am so glad that you agree, Anna. Isn't he lovely? He's gorgeous, stunning, a triumph of aesthetic pleasure...

Oh wait, his art's not bad, either. ;-)

-- The Grain of Sand in Lambeth That Satan Cannot Find (masonicboo...) (webmail), December 10th, 2004 9:01 AM. (kate) (link)

oh so he won then? He was a speaker at a conference I attended a couple weekends ago, wearing something much more subdued but expensive-looking.

-- sgs (sarahsonni...) (webmail), December 10th, 2004 9:49 AM. (sgs) (link)

Yup, he won. He's got £25,000 of Gin-Money to buy cravats with now!

-- The Grain of Sand in Lambeth That Satan Cannot Find (masonicboo...) (webmail), December 10th, 2004 9:50 AM. (kate) (link)

haha my (male, straight, taken, arguably metrosexual) flatmate got home from working at the Turner Prize award thing *completely* crushing on Jeremy Dellar - "he looked so cool, i love the way he dresses" etc. I didn't know which one he was, so I said "I wish that guy who did that brilliant music diagram thing connecting acid house with brass bands had won", and Flatmate *exploded* like an excitable little girl, saying "thatwashimthatwashimthatwashim!"

It was really very sweet.

-- CharlieNo4 (starsandheroe...) (webmail), December 10th, 2004 10:17 AM. (Charlie) (link)

God, if I were a bloke, I think that Jeremy Dellar would make me doubt my sexuality in the same way that that honey-voiced vixen from The Culture Show makes me doubt my sexuality!

-- The Grain of Sand in Lambeth That Satan Cannot Find (masonicboo...) (webmail), December 10th, 2004 10:38 AM. (kate) (link)

Oh shit, is he mister Acid Brass?

-- Andrew Farrell (afarrel...) (webmail), December 10th, 2004 10:44 AM. (afarrell) (link)

God, have we not had a Turner Prize thread yet?

Oh crap, yes, it all happened during the GREAT WINTER ILX CUT!

Is there an old thread we can gush about Jeremy Dellar talk about the Turner Prize on, then?

-- The Grain of Sand in Lambeth That Satan Cannot Find (masonicboo...) (webmail), December 10th, 2004 10:45 AM. (kate) (link)

Even with dodgy facial hair, he's still lovely:

http://www.tate.org.uk/britain/turnerprize/images/portrait_deller.jpg

Read all about him:

http://www.tate.org.uk/britain/turnerprize/deller.shtm

-- The Grain of Sand in Lambeth That Satan Cannot Find (masonicboo...) (webmail), December 10th, 2004 10:48 AM. (kate) (link)

yep. he's cute. i don't love the molester moustache in that last pic, but he even looks cute in the silly red coat.

-- colette (a2lett...) (webmail), December 10th, 2004 11:06 AM. (a2lette) (link)

If only I could go back in time, I know we would be happy together, Bernadine.

http://www.nowtoronto.com/issues/2003-11-06/news_story4-1.jpg

-- Magic City (magiceggsinamagiccit...) (webmail), December 10th, 2004 4:28 PM. (ano ano) (link)

Also, I think that superman waiting on the bus teaches at my school.

-- Magic City (magiceggsinamagiccit...) (webmail), December 10th, 2004 4:29 PM. (ano ano) (link)

Momus talked about Deller on his blog.

-- The Ninja YMCA (jmcunnin...) (webmail), December 10th, 2004 4:30 PM. (jaymc) (link)

I'm not interested unless there were photos of Dellar's schlong attached. ;-)

-- The Grain of Sand in Lambeth That Satan Cannot Find (masonicboo...) (webmail), December 13th, 2004 9:32 AM. (kate) (link)

What if there were pictures of Dellar's schlong with Momus attached?

-- Andrew Farrell (afarrel...) (webmail), December 13th, 2004 10:26 AM. (afarrell) (link)

Nope, Mr Dellar doesn't make me doubt my sexuality. My wingle doesn't wong to Shaggy lookalikes.

-- Marcello Carlin (marcellocarli...) (webmail), December 13th, 2004 10:43 AM. (link)

Now, Janet Street-Porter in the jungle, on the other hand...

-- Marcello Carlin (marcellocarli...) (webmail), December 13th, 2004 10:46 AM. (link)

Janet Street-Porter???!!! Each to their own, but WTF?

I second Joanna Newsom. And I should add that girl who plays Nancy in Peep Show.

-- stew (stewfsmit...) (webmail), December 13th, 2004 10:57 AM. (link)

Notting Hill is a disgraceful white supremacist film, but it's got Julia Roberts wearing a suit and tie...up periscope!

-- Marcello Carlin (marcellocarli...) (webmail), December 13th, 2004 11:21 AM. (link)

White supremacist!

-- roxymuzak (emilysu...) (webmail), December 13th, 2004 12:12 PM. (roxymuzak) (link)

I watched a DVD of the very-tenderly-treading-the-line-between-corny-and-not-corny Angels In America last night, hence:

http://www.mary-louise-parker.konta.waw.pl/galerie/IMAGES/mary-louise-parker-15.jpg

-- nickalicious (nickaliciou...) (webmail), December 13th, 2004 12:34 PM. (nickalicious) (link)

ha ha that was supposed to be Mary Louise-Parker. I guess they no down with hotlinking.

-- nickalicious (nickaliciou...) (webmail), December 13th, 2004 12:37 PM. (nickalicious) (link)

The dark haired arty farty girl in Hollyoaks, who helped Bombhead when he was wigging out a few weeks ago.

-- jel -- (freeduni...) (webmail), December 13th, 2004 3:53 PM. (jel) (link)

i fancy three different people! fun.

-- mark p (mark.p****...) (webmail), December 13th, 2004 3:54 PM. (Mark P) (link)

I rather like one of the new producers at work. I can't tell if she's flirting with me or not, but she has this big ass that's nice in tight jeans...

-- Jimmy Mod always makes friends with women before bedding them down (Mod...) (webmail), December 14th, 2004 10:30 PM. (ModJ) (link)

this is totally off-topic, but why is he called bombhead??

-- lauren (warmleatherett...) (webmail), December 14th, 2004 6:43 AM. (laurenp) (link)

I don't know, but god, I actually quite fancy Bombhead while we're on the subject. Yes, I know he's mad as a box of frogs, but he's got that cute, vulnerable, waif thing about him... oh dear.

Notting Hill? Oh dear, I seem to have got a bit trapped in that film lately. ;-)

-- The Grain of Sand in Lambeth That Satan Cannot Find (masonicboo...) (webmail), December 14th, 2004 8:20 AM. (kate) (link)

Hrmmm, now I am wondering about the Bombhead mystery. I wasn't watching it when the mystery was explained. His "real" (i.e. character's) name is actually David something.

He's gone a bit mulletty lately, but he's still cute:

http://www.hollyoaks.com/img/cast/9/small.jpg

There's a better picture here, but I can't figure out how to link it:

http://www.hollyoaks.com/backstage/cast.asp?id=9#content

-- The Grain of Sand in Lambeth That Satan Cannot Find (masonicboo...) (webmail), December 14th, 2004 9:02 AM. (kate) (link)

Ah, yes, Mullethead:

http://www.hollyoaks.com/img/episodes/64/medium.jpg

OK, I'll stop now. Enough with the Hollyoaks talk, and back to the fancying...

-- The Grain of Sand in Lambeth That Satan Cannot Find (masonicboo...) (webmail), December 14th, 2004 9:06 AM. (kate) (link)

if one can be said to fancy a program, then i fancy hollyoaks so this is all on topic as far as i'm concerned.

-- lauren (warmleatherett...) (webmail), December 14th, 2004 9:49 AM. (laurenp) (link)

I am far too addicted to Hollyoaks. Justin shaved his head and has gone all sensitive, post-therapy so I don't fancy him as much any more. Bombhead just gets madder and madder. He was eating cereal in the rain in the village square this past week and just looked so aaaawwwww...

-- The Grain of Sand in Lambeth That Satan Cannot Find (masonicboo...) (webmail), December 14th, 2004 9:51 AM. (kate) (link)

The best actor in Hollyoaks is the wee 5 year old boy who's in it

-- Dadaismus (dadaismus@hotmail.co.uk) (webmail), December 14th, 2004 10:10 AM. (Dada) (link)

Ben

-- Ste (ste.foste...) (webmail), December 14th, 2004 10:16 AM. (Fuzzy) (link)

No, he only has a mental age of 5 he isn't actually 5

-- Dadaismus (dadaismus@hotmail.co.uk) (webmail), December 14th, 2004 10:19 AM. (Dada) (link)

Tom

-- Ste (ste.foste...) (webmail), December 14th, 2004 10:28 AM. (Fuzzy) (link)

That's him!

-- Dadaismus (dadaismus@hotmail.co.uk) (webmail), December 14th, 2004 10:41 AM. (Dada) (link)

has anyone ever remarked that the young robert redford was not altogether unattractive?

http://i.timeinc.net/time/magazine/archive/covers/1976/1101760329_400.jpg

-- stockholm cindy (theundergroundhom...) (webmail), December 14th, 2004 11:42 AM. (Jody Beth Rosen) (link)

Errrmmm... my mum?

Can't see it myself. Probably *because* my mum fancied him.

-- The Grain of Sand in Lambeth That Satan Cannot Find (masonicboo...) (webmail), December 14th, 2004 11:43 AM. (kate) (link)

this is my year for fancying ruggedly handsome goyim.

-- stockholm cindy (theundergroundhom...) (webmail), December 14th, 2004 11:48 AM. (Jody Beth Rosen) (link)

Well, I have the goy part down. I'll let you know when I've acheived the rugged and handsome parts, but I doubt it'll be this year.

-- Michael White (Sanmichel...) (webmail), December 14th, 2004 11:53 AM. (Hereward) (link)

is steve mcqueen rugged? i've been so fond of him lately.

-- lauren (warmleatherett...) (webmail), December 14th, 2004 11:53 AM. (laurenp) (link)

Michael, you are handsome!
I have the opposite affliction, this is my year for fancying ruggedly handsome jews.

-- jocelyn (nalra...) (webmail), December 14th, 2004 11:56 AM. (Jocelyn) (link)

steve mcqueen is rugged, yes.

i fancy this poster:

http://www.cinemaposter.com/STACbullitt.jpeg

-- stockholm cindy (theundergroundhom...) (webmail), December 14th, 2004 11:59 AM. (Jody Beth Rosen) (link)

yeah, nothing like a rugged goy.

-- lauren (warmleatherett...) (webmail), December 14th, 2004 12:02 PM. (laurenp) (link)

I just don't understand the rugged thing. Me, I like the pretty, girly men. :-) Blond hair and skin so delicate that the eyelids are faintly mauve... ::swoon::

-- The Grain of Sand in Lambeth That Satan Cannot Find (masonicboo...) (webmail), December 14th, 2004 12:04 PM. (kate) (link)

variety is the spice of life.

-- lauren (warmleatherett...) (webmail), December 14th, 2004 12:08 PM. (laurenp) (link)

Kate, do you really have only one type? Maybe it's just male sluttiness but I fancy all sorts of womenfolk's colors, shapes, and personalities.

-- Michael White (Sanmichel...) (webmail), December 14th, 2004 12:11 PM. (Hereward) (link)

Wind-rugged or cancer-rugged or both?

-- gabbneb (gabbne...) (webmail), December 14th, 2004 12:14 PM. (gabbneb) (link)

No, I don't have only one type! Don't be silly. After all, the current object of deep crushhood is actually blond. See, I can do variety! (That said, this is actually probably just as much about personality and, erm... scent, as it about fancying physically.)

-- The Grain of Sand in Lambeth That Satan Cannot Find (masonicboo...) (webmail), December 14th, 2004 12:20 PM. (kate) (link)

Blond hair and skin so delicate that the eyelids are faintly mauve... ::swoon::

i'm a bull in a china shop. i can't deal with delicate.

-- stockholm cindy (theundergroundhom...) (webmail), December 14th, 2004 12:31 PM. (Jody Beth Rosen) (link)

gabbneb: it's all about the wind-blown peter fonda look.

-- stockholm cindy (theundergroundhom...) (webmail), December 14th, 2004 12:33 PM. (Jody Beth Rosen) (link)

omg

http://www.movies-by-actor.com/Peter_Fonda.gif

-- stockholm cindy (theundergroundhom...) (webmail), December 14th, 2004 12:35 PM. (Jody Beth Rosen) (link)

omg because his face looks deformed?

-- Blair Dario (boyincorduro...) (webmail), December 14th, 2004 12:36 PM. (Mark C) (link)

THAT'S deformed? my apologies to the elephant man.

-- stockholm cindy (theundergroundhom...) (webmail), December 14th, 2004 12:37 PM. (Jody Beth Rosen) (link)

speaking of Fondas, what's Bridget up to?

-- Frankenstein On Ice (stevem7...) (webmail), December 14th, 2004 12:39 PM. (blueski) (link)

counting her money.

mmmm rugged goy:

http://www.gsreps.com/KK/KK_images/Peter_Fonda.jpg

-- stockholm cindy (theundergroundhom...) (webmail), December 14th, 2004 12:40 PM. (Jody Beth Rosen) (link)

http://www.ukcia.org/potculture/68/easy4.jpg

-- stockholm cindy (theundergroundhom...) (webmail), December 14th, 2004 12:41 PM. (Jody Beth Rosen) (link)

huh caweah is fonda-wing

-- gabbneb (gabbne...) (webmail), December 14th, 2004 12:41 PM. (gabbneb) (link)

d'oh

-- stockholm cindy (theundergroundhom...) (webmail), December 14th, 2004 12:42 PM. (Jody Beth Rosen) (link)

Thanks to reading this thread, last night I had dream involving Clive Owen and Cing on Ts, blehh.

-- tokyo rosemary (rosemarygilber...) (webmail), December 14th, 2004 12:44 PM. (rosemary) (link)

Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 07:01 (twenty years ago)

That's a lot of it...

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 07:03 (twenty years ago)

I remember saying that Angela Lindvall is the most attractive person now living and I'm still wondering who she's dating...
http://www.rotovibe.com/images/angela1.jpg
that's a still from CQ

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 07:05 (twenty years ago)

Did it involve Clive Owen, you and Cing on Ts?

-- Blair Dario (boyincorduro...) (webmail), December 14th, 2004 12:48 PM. (Mark C) (link)

http://www.lightindustry.info/steve_pyke/images/photos/40.jpg

-- The Ninja YMCA (jmcunnin...) (webmail), December 14th, 2004 12:52 PM. (jaymc) (link)

it's like michael stipe and pete townshend had a baby.

-- stockholm cindy (theundergroundhom...) (webmail), December 14th, 2004 1:09 PM. (Jody Beth Rosen) (link)

or Jon Favreau and Ed Norton

-- gabbneb (gabbne...) (webmail), December 14th, 2004 1:20 PM. (gabbneb) (link)

or ken wahl and... um...

-- stockholm cindy (theundergroundhom...) (webmail), December 14th, 2004 1:41 PM. (Jody Beth Rosen) (link)

Derek Jeter

-- gabbneb (gabbne...) (webmail), December 14th, 2004 1:43 PM. (gabbneb) (link)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v291/TheManthony/donnasaresohot.jpg

http://www.the-donnas.com/pics/yeahlive2pic5.jpg

from Buddyhead: We’ve had enough of “the media” pushing The Donna’s in our face as “wild party chicks”. My mom parties harder than these girls. How about, “The Donnas: 4 pothead geeks who like to read books”

-- miccio (anthonyisrigh...) (webmail), December 14th, 2004 2:05 PM. (miccio) (link)

I pulled out the Salvage/Reprise/Orpheus Angel s4 episodes, aka 'The ones where Eliza Dushku pouts and is beaten to a disturbingly erotic pulp'. I love that girl enough to sit through 'Wrong Turn' for her.

Also, Lauren Ambrose in Six Feet Under
The strangely beautiful boy in Nip/Tuck who Joley Richardson is fucking IRL
And also am finding myself transfixed by Luka in Neighbours right now. I don't want to do anything but look at him, of course. But oh.

-- Abby (Abigail.mcdonal...) (webmail), December 14th, 2004 2:17 PM. (abby mcdonald) (link)

Which Donna do you like best Anthony? The second one starting from the left has the best hair.

-- jel -- (freeduni...) (webmail), December 14th, 2004 2:29 PM. (jel) (link)

Whichever one would be most excited to let me carry her amps, smoke her pot and fuck her is my favorite.

-- miccio (anthonyisrigh...) (webmail), December 14th, 2004 2:33 PM. (miccio) (link)

actually those amps are pretty enormous. I just wanna roadie-groupie.

-- miccio (anthonyisrigh...) (webmail), December 14th, 2004 2:34 PM. (miccio) (link)

they look like 4 female Ian Browns.

-- Ronan (ronan.fitzgerald6NOSPA...) (webmail), December 14th, 2004 2:36 PM. (Ronan) (link)

ugh. why do I disgust myself

-- Ronan (ronan.fitzgerald6NOSPA...) (webmail), December 14th, 2004 2:36 PM. (Ronan) (link)

DONNA A.

-- gabbneb (gabbne...) (webmail), December 14th, 2004 2:53 PM. (gabbneb) (link)

http://www.rockstar.it/img/Ian_Brown.jpg

-- Ronan (ronan.fitzgerald6NOSPA...) (webmail), December 14th, 2004 2:57 PM. (Ronan) (link)

hater!

http://www.the-donnas.com/pics/pic9.jpg

-- miccio (anthonyisrigh...) (webmail), December 14th, 2004 3:02 PM. (miccio) (link)

ah, that's from before they discovered Pollock

-- Frankenstein On Ice (stevem7...) (webmail), December 14th, 2004 3:19 PM. (blueski) (link)

"i cant find me fookin twee pyjamas"

-- Ronan (ronan.fitzgerald6NOSPA...) (webmail), December 14th, 2004 3:21 PM. (Ronan) (link)

MORE COCOA OR I'LL CHOP YOUR FOOKIN HAND OFF

-- Frankenstein On Ice (stevem7...) (webmail), December 14th, 2004 3:22 PM. (blueski) (link)

"I'VE GOT COCOA, RUNNING AROUND MY VEINS"

-- Ronan (ronan.fitzgerald6NOSPA...) (webmail), December 14th, 2004 3:35 PM. (Ronan) (link)

I don't fancy ANYONE! Except my Burgundy Dream.

-- jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (mandeewrigh...) (webmail), December 14th, 2004 3:39 PM. (Homosexual II) (link)

It's not where yer from mate, it's whether yer a cocoa or a granules man

-- Porkpie (porkypi...) (webmail), December 14th, 2004 4:35 PM. (porkpie) (link)

those huge granules are never around anymore, they were nice to eat on their own.

-- Ronan (ronan.fitzgerald6NOSPA...) (webmail), December 14th, 2004 4:40 PM. (Ronan) (link)

OMG, that pajama photo is my new-favorite band photo.

-- Je4nne ƒury (jeanneƒur...) (webmail), December 14th, 2004 4:54 PM. (Jeanne Fury) (link)

one of the donnas looks like a lot like my former roommate. and I want to punch her.

-- Miss Misery (texan...) (webmail), December 14th, 2004 4:56 PM. (thatgirl) (link)

Because she looks like your former roommate? Or just generally?

-- caitlin (wpsal...) (webmail), December 15th, 2004 10:27 AM. (caitlin) (link)

the former. The roommate be needin' the punchin'. Maybe the Donna too, dunno.

-- Miss Misery (texan...) (webmail), December 15th, 2004 10:31 AM. (thatgirl) (link)

i fancy three different people! fun.

-- mark p (mark.p****...) (webmail), December 13th, 2004 4:54 PM. (Mark P) (later) (link)

rather unexpectedly, one of them has asked me out! and now i'm not sure that i like her anymore, probably because she's not the one i fancy. human nature is so weird. i feel dumb typing 'fancy'.

-- mark p (mark.p****...) (webmail), December 15th, 2004 11:20 AM. (Mark P) (link)

It's still better than feeling fancy typing 'dumb'.

-- Michael White (Sanmichel...) (webmail), December 15th, 2004 11:51 AM. (Hereward) (link)

point, michael?

-- mark p (mark.p****...) (webmail), December 15th, 2004 11:56 AM. (Mark P) (link)

No point at all. Sorry. I'm just being silly. You should go out to dinner with her and ask her how to pull the girl you do fancy.

-- Michael White (Sanmichel...) (webmail), December 15th, 2004 12:02 PM. (Hereward) (link)

Oh god, that's what I did with my first ever girlfriend. i.e. I went out with my girlfriend and told her all about how much I fancied her mate. I had no perception this wasn't right.

-- Blair Dario (boyincorduro...) (webmail), December 15th, 2004 12:18 PM. (Mark C) (link)

yeah, i'm definitely not going to do that.

-- mark p (mark.p****...) (webmail), December 15th, 2004 12:19 PM. (Mark P) (link)

Are you going to go out with her? Or, now that she's made the faux pas of asking you out will you pine, un-requitedly for another?

-- Michael White (Sanmichel...) (webmail), December 15th, 2004 12:22 PM. (Hereward) (link)

oh, ill totally go out with her! she's hot. im just saying its weird how people can change affections apropos of basically nothing.

-- mark p (mark.p****...) (webmail), December 15th, 2004 12:24 PM. (Mark P) (link)

Will you think of girls 2 and 3 as you bone her? Both of them together, lezzing up?

-- Blair Dario (boyincorduro...) (webmail), December 15th, 2004 12:28 PM. (Mark C) (link)

if that's what jack tripper would do, it's what i would do.

-- mark p (mark.p****...) (webmail), December 15th, 2004 12:29 PM. (Mark P) (link)

you should go out with her dressed as the other girl. you wouldn't think it but this will increase your pleasure tenfold.

-- Ronan (ronan.fitzgerald6NOSPA...) (webmail), December 15th, 2004 12:49 PM. (Ronan) (link)

(I read that with a comma after that first "her")

-- mark grout (mark.grou...) (webmail), December 15th, 2004 12:51 PM. (mark grout) (link)

i just realized that my "point, michael" upthread looked like i was asking michael what his point was, when in fact i was dubiously calling a point for michael, tennis umpire style.

-- mark p (mark.p****...) (webmail), December 15th, 2004 12:52 PM. (Mark P) (link)

yeah ronan i'm confused too. is she supposed to be dressed as the other girl or am i? if the latter, i'm one step ahead of you pal.

-- mark p (mark.p****...) (webmail), December 15th, 2004 12:53 PM. (Mark P) (link)

man, hot girls are so hot.

-- mark p (mark.p****...) (webmail), December 15th, 2004 12:54 PM. (Mark P) (link)

I always prefer being undressed as the other girl but I am just a simple man with simple taste.

-- Michael White (Sanmichel...) (webmail), December 15th, 2004 12:55 PM. (Hereward) (link)

.. and then *you* lez up!

-- mark grout (mark.grou...) (webmail), December 15th, 2004 12:56 PM. (mark grout) (link)

Well I was gonna go down on her anyway but that way I do it better.

-- Michael White (Sanmichel...) (webmail), December 15th, 2004 12:58 PM. (Hereward) (link)

you guys suck at girls.

-- mark p (mark.p****...) (webmail), December 15th, 2004 12:58 PM. (Mark P) (link)

Every opportunity I get.

-- Michael White (Sanmichel...) (webmail), December 15th, 2004 12:59 PM. (Hereward) (link)

only when it's a full moon

-- Ronan (ronan.fitzgerald6NOSPA...) (webmail), December 15th, 2004 12:59 PM. (Ronan) (link)

(weird se) x-post

-- Ronan (ronan.fitzgerald6NOSPA...) (webmail), December 15th, 2004 1:00 PM. (Ronan) (link)

Today I kinda fancy a real person, as opposed to someone off the telly, I fear it shall be fleeting.

-- jel -- (freeduni...) (webmail), December 15th, 2004 1:02 PM. (jel) (link)

You fear she will be fleeing?

-- Michael White (Sanmichel...) (webmail), December 15th, 2004 1:03 PM. (Hereward) (link)

If she knew, probably.

-- jel -- (freeduni...) (webmail), December 15th, 2004 1:05 PM. (jel) (link)

How many attractive people do you keep on your TV, jel?

-- The Ghost of Dan Perry (djperr...) (webmail), December 15th, 2004 4:07 PM. (Dan Perry) (link)

none obv, he keeps them OFF.

-- teeny (teen...) (webmail), December 15th, 2004 4:32 PM. (teeny) (link)

as opposed to brings

-- Frankenstein On Ice (stevem7...) (webmail), December 16th, 2004 6:19 PM. (blueski) (link)

upon seeing the life aquatic last night, i've realized that anjelica huston just keeps getting hotter and hotter. most women would kill to age so gracefully.

http://www.fashiondish.com/issues/images/nov0300images/Anjelica%20Huston%20150.jpg http://www.scifi-universe.com/upload/personnalites/grand/anjelica_huston.jpg

-- duffer st. george and i don't care (theundergroundhom...) (webmail), December 16th, 2004 9:05 AM. (Jody Beth Rosen) (link)

After seeing "Saved!" last weekend, I'd definitely say Eva Amurri (she's on the right):

ihttp://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0332375/9.jpg


Though it was possibly only because of her character in the film. The scene where she hugged the protagonist in the girl's toilet almost brought me to tears. Oh, and according to IMDb she's the daughter of Susan Sarandon!

-- Tuomas (tuomas.alh...) (webmail), December 16th, 2004 9:32 AM. (Tuomas) (link)

Shit, that didn't work! Let's try it again...

ihttp://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/mgm/saved_/_group_photos

-- Tuomas (tuomas.alh...) (webmail), December 16th, 2004 9:33 AM. (Tuomas) (link)

One more try:

http://www.katemoennig.net/images/amurri_1.jpg

-- Tuomas (tuomas.alh...) (webmail), December 16th, 2004 9:51 AM. (Tuomas) (link)

There are 5 attractive people on my TV.

-- jel -- (freeduni...) (webmail), December 16th, 2004 1:07 PM. (jel) (link)

I had no idea that was Susan Sarandon's daughter!

-- The Ninja YMCA (jmcunnin...) (webmail), December 16th, 2004 1:10 PM. (jaymc) (link)

Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 07:13 (twenty years ago)

I'm getting to the rest of the posts! I'm only doing it piecemeal because I don't want to run across a problem re: having a too-lengthy post. But... yes, I do have a lot of stuff up, and I still have a ways to go.

Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 07:14 (twenty years ago)

Mwah! Thanks again, Dee!

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 07:18 (twenty years ago)

You can totally see it, though. She is lurvely.

-- Pears can just fuck right off. (fluxion2...) (webmail), December 16th, 2004 1:12 PM. (kenan) (link)

i've realized that anjelica huston just keeps getting hotter and hotter

It's the Faye Dunaway effect. Big nose + kinda weird looking = ages very well.

-- Pears can just fuck right off. (fluxion2...) (webmail), December 16th, 2004 1:13 PM. (kenan) (link)

Big nose + kinda weird looking = ages very well.

There is hope for me yet!!!

-- jel -- (freeduni...) (webmail), December 16th, 2004 1:32 PM. (jel) (link)

Definitely. I think you'll be a bit of a hunk in 10 years.

-- Blair Dario (boyincorduro...) (webmail), December 16th, 2004 1:37 PM. (Mark C) (link)

It's the Faye Dunaway effect. Big nose + kinda weird looking = ages very well.

whoooooo!

-- duffer st. george and i don't care (theundergroundhom...) (webmail), December 16th, 2004 1:44 PM. (Jody Beth Rosen) (link)

I totally get the Anjelica Huston thing (seen Enemies, A Love Story? She's totally the one I would have stuck with) but I don't get the Faye Dunaway thing. You have to add a doctor's scalpel to her equasion.

-- miccio (anthonyisrigh...) (webmail), December 16th, 2004 1:47 PM. (miccio) (link)

faye dunaway is gorgeous. lauren bacall is gorgeous. kate hepburn was foxy up until the day she died.

oh, and multiple xposts: susan sarandon's daughter is beautiful too!

-- duffer st. george and i don't care (theundergroundhom...) (webmail), December 16th, 2004 1:50 PM. (Jody Beth Rosen) (link)

I definitely was down with Dunaway through Barfly but something scary happened between then and Don Juan DeMarco. And I don't think it was merely age.

-- miccio (anthonyisrigh...) (webmail), December 16th, 2004 1:53 PM. (miccio) (link)

They're all good, but have you ever heard of Jody Beth Rosen? Now she's hot.

-- Pears can just fuck right off. (fluxion2...) (webmail), December 16th, 2004 1:54 PM. (kenan) (link)

Hot and clever! The lethal combo.

-- Michael White (Sanmichel...) (webmail), December 16th, 2004 1:56 PM. (Hereward) (link)

breaking news story:
miccio passes up lena
olin (MENTAL!)

-- Haibun (expresso222...) (webmail), December 16th, 2004 1:58 PM. (Begs2Differ) (link)

i'm not as hot as lena olin. :-(

-- duffer st. george and i don't care (theundergroundhom...) (webmail), December 16th, 2004 2:02 PM. (Jody Beth Rosen) (link)

the rest of lena's family i'm not so sure about...

http://lenaolin.net/family2/mats03.jpg (too big to hotlink)

-- duffer st. george and i don't care (theundergroundhom...) (webmail), December 16th, 2004 2:04 PM. (Jody Beth Rosen) (link)

OMG that rulez;
she got all the d.n.a. --
but I want his suit

-- Haibun (expresso222...) (webmail), December 16th, 2004 2:47 PM. (Begs2Differ) (link)

i watched Looking For Mr Goodbar again last week and still crush 70s Diane Keaton to bits

-- Frankenstein On Ice (stevem7...) (webmail), December 16th, 2004 4:35 PM. (blueski) (link)

My ex was obsessed with that movie. It kinda weirded me out.

-- Spencer Chow (spencercho...) (webmail), December 16th, 2004 4:54 PM. (spencermfi) (link)

yeah it's such a downer!

-- Frankenstein On Ice (stevem7...) (webmail), December 16th, 2004 4:55 PM. (blueski) (link)

I came across a rather fetching picture of Sharless Spiteri today on the BBC Sport website. I vaguely remember hearing a Texas song once but otherwise know nothing about her. I'd like to ask our resident Brits, Scots more specifically, if I should entertain this fancy or cast it aside.

-- Michael White (Sanmichel...) (webmail), December 16th, 2004 5:23 PM. (Hereward) (link)

Well, as long as she doesn't insist on singing to you during sex you should be okay.

-- Martin Skidmore (lonewolf.cu...) (webmail), December 16th, 2004 5:39 PM. (Martin Skidmore) (link)

She'll sing you to sleep after the lovin'

-- miccio (anthonyisrigh...) (webmail), December 16th, 2004 5:41 PM. (miccio) (link)

I dunno Martin. I always had a fantasy about making a mezzo-soprano from the Opera come loudly just so I could impress my neighbors. I can't remember Ms. Spiteri's voice well enough to decide whether that would be a no-no or not.

x-post

-- Michael White (Sanmichel...) (webmail), December 16th, 2004 5:42 PM. (Hereward) (link)

There's a lady on a poster somewhere that I like.

-- adam... (adamr...) (webmail), December 16th, 2004 5:44 PM. (nordicskilla) (link)

That sounds possibly sacriligious, adam.

-- Michael White (Sanmichel...) (webmail), December 16th, 2004 5:48 PM. (Hereward) (link)

i recall finding ms spiteri so fetching as to seek out a texas track. which was a mistake. didn't the boss in 'the office' claim to have toured with them?

-- mookieproof (mookieproo...) (webmail), December 16th, 2004 5:59 PM. (mookieproof) (link)

Her name, incidentally and rather unfortunately, is Sharleen, not Sharless. I fear I may have been thinking about her wearing less or perhaps just stuttering as I have been known to do when in the presence of ladies I fancy.

-- Michael White (Sanmichel...) (webmail), December 17th, 2004 6:07 PM. (Hereward) (link)

I can't remember the last time I listened to a band just because I liked the singer! Ada was very pretty when we saw her, but I enjoyed her music first.

-- adam... (adamr...) (webmail), December 17th, 2004 6:07 PM. (nordicskilla) (link)

http://images.virgilio.it/cms/musica/gallery/bruni_012.jpg

I'm sure that much of Britain is as unwilling as America to listen to music in a foreign language but I wonder if her looks have gotten her any play time in the UK?

-- Michael White (Sanmichel...) (webmail), December 17th, 2004 6:13 PM. (Hereward) (link)

"play time"

-- adam... (adamr...) (webmail), December 17th, 2004 6:14 PM. (nordicskilla) (link)

I like the singer from The Like.

-- Spencer Chow (spencercho...) (webmail), December 17th, 2004 6:15 PM. (spencermfi) (link)

I don't even know who that is!

-- adam... (adamr...) (webmail), December 17th, 2004 6:17 PM. (nordicskilla) (link)

The singer from The Like or Carla Bruni?

-- Michael White (Sanmichel...) (webmail), December 17th, 2004 6:18 PM. (Hereward) (link)

The Like!

-- adam... (adamr...) (webmail), December 17th, 2004 6:20 PM. (nordicskilla) (link)

http://ilikethelike.com/photos/photoshoot/02.jpg

-- Michael White (Sanmichel...) (webmail), December 17th, 2004 6:30 PM. (Hereward) (link)

Her name is Z Berg!

-- Spencer Chow (spencercho...) (webmail), December 17th, 2004 6:32 PM. (spencermfi) (link)

on the left:
ihttp://www.polaroidscene.com/thegardenparty/IMG_5628.html

-- Spencer Chow (spencercho...) (webmail), December 17th, 2004 6:34 PM. (spencermfi) (link)

http://ilikethelike.com/photos/tour/03.jpg

-- Michael White (Sanmichel...) (webmail), December 17th, 2004 6:35 PM. (Hereward) (link)

I can't see what that is!

I like this girl okay, more so when she is dressed as Red Riding Hood.
http://uk.geocities.com/lisiulung_estella/images/Chanel004.jpg

-- adam... (adamr...) (webmail), December 17th, 2004 6:35 PM. (nordicskilla) (link)

Her name is Z Berg!

first name zoid?

-- duffer st. george and i don't care (theundergroundhom...) (webmail), December 17th, 2004 6:36 PM. (Jody Beth Rosen) (link)

She might want to rethink her pheromone strategy, adam.

xpost

-- Michael White (Sanmichel...) (webmail), December 17th, 2004 6:38 PM. (Hereward) (link)

Ugh, I feel all "Calum".

-- adam... (adamr...) (webmail), December 17th, 2004 6:49 PM. (nordicskilla) (link)

Nothing of the sort. She's cute, whoever she is.

-- Michael White (Sanmichel...) (webmail), December 17th, 2004 6:57 PM. (Hereward) (link)

i, like every other geek in the us and canada, am in love with G4TechTv's videogame reviewer Morgan Webb.

-- chaki in charge (chaki.tim...) (webmail), December 17th, 2004 7:23 PM. (chaki) (link)

picture please.

-- Michael White (Sanmichel...) (webmail), December 17th, 2004 7:24 PM. (Hereward) (link)

I didn't wanna be all creepy over on the grime threads on ILM, but like many I have noted the allure of Chantelle Fiddy" as evident on her blog. Now that is a real London girl for you.

-- adam... (adamr...) (webmail), December 17th, 2004 7:34 PM. (nordicskilla) (link)

ring a ding ding! as they say in Hackernee

-- Grimecreep On Ice (stevem7...) (webmail), December 17th, 2004 6:17 AM. (blueski) (link)

*hi-fives stevem*

-- adam... (adamr...) (webmail), December 17th, 2004 11:34 AM. (nordicskilla) (link)

*feels stupid*

-- adam... (adamr...) (webmail), December 17th, 2004 11:34 AM. (nordicskilla) (link)

today it is the unfeasibly-named evangeline lilly:

http://www.evangeline-lilly.net/gallery/albums/38/normal_confidenceman-001.jpg

-- mark p (mark.p****...) (webmail), December 17th, 2004 12:02 PM. (Mark P) (link)

A name just crying out to be turned into a filthy anagram!

-- adam... (adamr...) (webmail), December 17th, 2004 12:04 PM. (nordicskilla) (link)

.. or reversed back from out of the "poet's name" program.

-- mark grout (mark.grou...) (webmail), December 17th, 2004 12:07 PM. (mark grout) (link)

From Yahoo's Buzz Log:

Actors
Rank Subject 1-Day Move
1 Bridget Moynahan +248.39%
2 Freddie Prinze +184.22%
3 Liv Tyler +152.56%
4 Elizabeth Mitchell +151.51%
5 Evangeline Lilly +144.17%
6 Tea Leoni +105.76%
7 Virginia Madsen +96.64%
8 Sharon Stone +93.33%
9 Chris Pine +89.33%
10 Charlie Chaplin +88.41%
11 Erica Durance +82.28%
12 Robert Blake +79.35%
13 Hillary Swank +79.19%
14 Dominic Monaghan +65.63%
15 Heather Locklear +64.51%

-- Michael White (Sanmichel...) (webmail), December 17th, 2004 12:19 PM. (Hereward) (link)

Charlie Chaplin? Robert Blake?

-- Dadaismus (dadaismus@hotmail.co.uk) (webmail), December 17th, 2004 12:22 PM. (Dada) (link)

number two wtf

-- mark p (mark.p****...) (webmail), December 17th, 2004 12:23 PM. (Mark P) (link)

I have just recently noticed the hell out of a Brit actress named Emilia Fox.

-- nabisco (--...) (webmail), December 17th, 2004 4:19 PM. (nabisco) (link)

But google-searched images of her do not look nearly as nice as the thing I saw her in.

-- nabisco (--...) (webmail), December 17th, 2004 4:20 PM. (nabisco) (link)

Also: Mary-Louise Parker and Little Red Riding Hood seconded.

-- nabisco (--...) (webmail), December 17th, 2004 4:21 PM. (nabisco) (link)

Angela Lindvall is probably the most attractive living person right now. I wonder who she's dating...

-- Spencer Chow (spencercho...) (webmail), December 17th, 2004 4:25 PM. (spencermfi) (link)

Anagram for Angela Lindvall:

VAGINA ALLLL NED

-- The Ninja YMCA (jmcunnin...) (webmail), December 17th, 2004 4:27 PM. (jaymc) (link)

With a lesser woman, that might put me off.

-- Spencer Chow (spencercho...) (webmail), December 17th, 2004 4:47 PM. (spencermfi) (link)

This is the most attractive living person? Even I've looked better.

http://www.etincelle.co.uk/images/Angela-Lindvall-vogue-mag.jpg

-- nabisco (--...) (webmail), December 17th, 2004 4:49 PM. (nabisco) (link)

I think there are napalm survivors who have looked better than that! I might even go for dude from _Johnny Got His Gun_ before that and I am not gay and that dude is a fictional character with no arms, legs or face who just wants to die.

-- The Ghost of Dan Perry (djperr...) (webmail), December 17th, 2004 4:53 PM. (Dan Perry) (link)

When did American culture decide that preying mantis limbs on women were k-sexy? "OOOOH SHE IS GANGLY AND EMACIATED, I COULD BREAK HER WITH MY DONGER! ROWR!"

(Having said all that, I REALLY fancied all of the ethnic girls on this year's season of America's Next Top Model, especially Yaya, Eva and Tocarra. Kelle looked a little too much like one of my cousins for comfort but that just means she's super cute but off-limits.)

-- The Ghost of Dan Perry (djperr...) (webmail), December 17th, 2004 4:56 PM. (Dan Perry) (link)

I am not gay and that dude is a fictional character with no arms, legs or face who just wants to die.
hahahahaha!

I have no idea what that is but it sounds funny.

-- adam... (adamr...) (webmail), December 17th, 2004 4:58 PM. (nordicskilla) (link)

Dan is more offended than I am. Mary-Louise Parker asks that we all be kinder:

http://www.crazy4cinema.com/Actress/imgs/mlparker.jpg

-- nabisco (--...) (webmail), December 17th, 2004 5:17 PM. (nabisco) (link)

Mary-Louise Parker makes her doe-face:

http://www.manhunter.net/remake/gfx/160/mary_louise_parker.jpg

-- nabisco (--...) (webmail), December 17th, 2004 5:18 PM. (nabisco) (link)

of course, I like her only when her hair is ironed. typical.

-- gabbneb (gabbne...) (webmail), December 17th, 2004 5:18 PM. (gabbneb) (link)

Is this lady the British equivalent of Paris h1Lt0n?

http://web.ukonline.co.uk/colin.anderson/updates/update6/brits/tn_GQLadyVictoriaHervey02_jpg.jpg

-- Michael White (Sanmichel...) (webmail), December 17th, 2004 5:22 PM. (Hereward) (link)

"ethnic girls" - robot Dan. error in script.

-- youn (younno...) (webmail), December 17th, 2004 5:32 PM. (link)

I'm having trouble thinking of famous women that I fancy. All I can think of Zooey Deschanel and Maggie Gyllenhaal but those are both soooo last year. What's wrong with me? Erotic ennui?

-- n/a (nu...) (webmail), December 17th, 2004 5:32 PM. (Nick A.) (link)

Yeah, the only ones I can think of are Internet porn stars.

-- The Ninja YMCA (jmcunnin...) (webmail), December 17th, 2004 5:34 PM. (jaymc) (link)

Oops.

-- The Ninja YMCA (jmcunnin...) (webmail), December 17th, 2004 5:35 PM. (jaymc) (link)

You guys are all big jerks! Angela Lindvall is very pretty - did anyone see CQ???

-- Spencer Chow (spencercho...) (webmail), December 17th, 2004 5:38 PM. (spencermfi) (link)

In my opinion also, I didn't realize I have to preface every post with 'In my opinion'...

-- Spencer Chow (spencercho...) (webmail), December 17th, 2004 5:39 PM. (spencermfi) (link)

That is her what was in CQ? I revise my opinion somewhat.

-- nabisco (--...) (webmail), December 17th, 2004 5:40 PM. (nabisco) (link)

Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 07:28 (twenty years ago)

You are totally welcome, jaymc! I wish I could've done the same for a few other threads as well. Oh well. Back to copying & pasting (and general cleaning up and restoring, too).

Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 07:30 (twenty years ago)

Oops isn't an internet pornstar, is he?

-- Michael White (Sanmichel...) (webmail), December 17th, 2004 5:46 PM. (Hereward) (link)

My friend also has a super mega ultra crush on Morgan Webb. Her face is too bony/masculine for me.

-- oops (don'temailmenicelad...) (webmail), December 17th, 2004 5:46 PM. (Oops) (link)

When did American culture decide that preying mantis limbs on women were k-sexy?

I think most of American culture isn't like that. I tend to like lanky girls though.

-- Spencer Chow (spencercho...) (webmail), December 17th, 2004 5:50 PM. (spencermfi) (link)

I like to cook for them.

-- Spencer Chow (spencercho...) (webmail), December 17th, 2004 5:52 PM. (spencermfi) (link)

Incidentally lately I fancy the entire cast of Girlfriends. Mostly "the weird one," though.

-- nabisco (--...) (webmail), December 17th, 2004 5:55 PM. (nabisco) (link)

Ms. Lindvall in a still from CQ:
http://www.rotovibe.com/images/angela1.jpg

-- Spencer Chow (spencercho...) (webmail), December 18th, 2004 6:09 PM. (spencermfi) (link)

She's cute. Geez.

-- Michael White (Sanmichel...) (webmail), December 18th, 2004 6:10 PM. (Hereward) (link)

i rented three julie delpy movies to watch tonight!

that's my answer to this question.

-- Amateur(ist) (amateurist@gmail.com) (webmail), December 18th, 2004 6:27 PM. (Amateur(ist)) (link)

Julie Delpy looks a lot like the Chanel Red Riding Hood girl.

In other words, I approve.

-- adam... (adamr...) (webmail), December 18th, 2004 6:31 PM. (nordicskilla) (link)

I met Julie Delpy once. She tried to convince my girlfeind (former) and I that every time someone kissed her, she fainted. She was very funny but weird.

-- Michael White (Sanmichel...) (webmail), December 18th, 2004 6:32 PM. (Hereward) (link)

too big to embed but:

http://frenchbox.free.fr/Images/French_Box-Julie_Delpy03.JPG

OMG JULIE DELPY

-- Amateur(ist) (amateurist@gmail.com) (webmail), December 18th, 2004 6:33 PM. (Amateur(ist)) (link)

That evening was definitely one of the most star-studded. Juliette Binoche was there and Vincent Perez. He asked me if I would give him English lessons and for some totally idiotic reason I never did.

-- Michael White (Sanmichel...) (webmail), December 18th, 2004 6:35 PM. (Hereward) (link)

http://home.no.net/site/delpyweb/delpy_image65_1417.jpg

OMG JULIE DELPY

-- Amateur(ist) (amateurist@gmail.com) (webmail), December 18th, 2004 6:37 PM. (Amateur(ist)) (link)

Elle est mignonne, non?

-- Michael White (Sanmichel...) (webmail), December 18th, 2004 6:39 PM. (Hereward) (link)

elle est la nana des nanas

-- Amateur(ist) (amateurist@gmail.com) (webmail), December 18th, 2004 6:41 PM. (Amateur(ist)) (link)

You should have kissed her to see if she fainted.

-- tokyo rosemary (rosemarygilber...) (webmail), December 18th, 2004 6:42 PM. (rosemary) (link)

OR BECAUSE SHE'S JULIE DELPY WTF

-- Amateur(ist) (amateurist@gmail.com) (webmail), December 18th, 2004 6:43 PM. (Amateur(ist)) (link)

The second photo is definitely way better than the first.

-- The Ninja YMCA (jmcunnin...) (webmail), December 18th, 2004 6:47 PM. (jaymc) (link)

I don't think my girlfriend at the time would have appreciated that. She was very self-conscious and insecure.

-- Michael White (Sanmichel...) (webmail), December 18th, 2004 6:50 PM. (Hereward) (link)

Your girlfriend could have kissed her then.

-- tokyo rosemary (rosemarygilber...) (webmail), December 18th, 2004 6:53 PM. (rosemary) (link)

i like the gap ad (the first photo) because the makeup and lighting seems to exaggerate those qualities of her face that i find most appealing. i wouldn't want her looking like that all the time, but it serves a kind of purpose.

xpost

rosemary, so thoughtful :-)

-- Amateur(ist) (amateurist@gmail.com) (webmail), December 18th, 2004 6:54 PM. (Amateur(ist)) (link)

also you can see her hips in that photo

-- Amateur(ist) (amateurist@gmail.com) (webmail), December 18th, 2004 6:55 PM. (Amateur(ist)) (link)

ok i'm going to watch "before sunset" now ta-ra

-- Amateur(ist) (amateurist@gmail.com) (webmail), December 18th, 2004 6:57 PM. (Amateur(ist)) (link)

The worst part of that night was Polansky's wife, Emmanuelle Seignier, snubbing us as if we were social lepers (which thinking back on it, we probably were). He was nice though.

-- Michael White (Sanmichel...) (webmail), December 18th, 2004 6:58 PM. (Hereward) (link)

In the second photo her neck looks very beautiful.

http://www.firstview.com/WRTWspring99/PHILOSOPHY/P031.html (pretty!)

and

http://www.robotwisdom.com/jorn/vdp2.jpg (discovered on another thread)

"ethnic girls" - shorthand for girls who are not white, which I suppose people will want to say on occasion.

-- youn (younno...) (webmail), December 18th, 2004 7:00 PM. (link)

GUYS, hot girls are so hot

-- mark p (mark.p****...) (webmail), December 18th, 2004 7:07 PM. (Mark P) (link)

I'm also fancying Filippa Hamilton-Palmstierna, who's basically the face of Ralph Lauren/Polo - she looks quite a bit like Carole Bouquet:
http://a1145.g.akamai.net/f/1145/2006/6h/style.polo.com/askralph/graphics/askralph/110_su04_ar_wmn_lg_07.jpg

-- Spencer Chow (spencercho...) (webmail), December 18th, 2004 10:44 PM. (spencermfi) (link)

"ethnic girls" - shorthand for girls who are not white, which I suppose people will want to say on occasion.

Yes, that is what I meant. I forgot for a moment that I wasn't speaking to my face-to-face friends. (I did laugh at your other post, Youn.)

-- The Ghost of Dan Perry (djperr...) (webmail), December 18th, 2004 11:21 PM. (Dan Perry) (link)

(Also Spencer, the object of your affection is WAY MORE ATTRACTIVE in that still shot from CQ.)

-- The Ghost of Dan Perry (djperr...) (webmail), December 18th, 2004 11:21 PM. (Dan Perry) (link)

"ethnic girls" = girls with big asses.

-- duffer st. george and i don't care (theundergroundhom...) (webmail), December 18th, 2004 11:31 PM. (Jody Beth Rosen) (link)

not like those uptighty whiteys!

-- duffer st. george and i don't care (theundergroundhom...) (webmail), December 18th, 2004 11:32 PM. (Jody Beth Rosen) (link)

I have a problem with that, sometimes.

-- Remy Snush IS Icarus Buxton (jcoomb...) (webmail), December 18th, 2004 11:57 PM. (x Jeremy) (link)

Small assed girls? Me too.

-- Michael White (Sanmichel...) (webmail), December 18th, 2004 12:01 AM. (Hereward) (link)

you know what they say
men seldom make passes...oh
blah de blah de blah

-- Haibun (expresso222...) (webmail), December 18th, 2004 12:02 AM. (Begs2Differ) (link)

I feel bad about feeling bad about a black co-worker WHO HAS NO ASS and who is otherwise cute.

-- Michael White (Sanmichel...) (webmail), December 18th, 2004 12:04 AM. (Hereward) (link)

Are you talking about Dan?

also
Also Spencer, the object of your affection is WAY MORE ATTRACTIVE in that still shot from CQ

I know!! Everyone takes bad pictures sometimes...

-- Spencer Chow (spencercho...) (webmail), December 18th, 2004 12:18 AM. (spencermfi) (link)

I blame Nabisco for googling her and then picking the worst pic!

-- Spencer Chow (spencercho...) (webmail), December 18th, 2004 12:23 AM. (spencermfi) (link)

Amateur(ist) otm wrt Julie Delpy's hips. Yummy. In spite of her skinniness, I adore Discovery Canada's Natasha Stillwell, who may also be remembered by some UK people as she only moved to Canada a couple of years ago after working for the BBC and for some cable channel in Edinburgh.

-- Bryan (twp62y...) (webmail), December 18th, 2004 12:51 AM. (Bryan) (link)

girls. yes.

-- chaki in charge (chaki.tim...) (webmail), December 18th, 2004 1:05 AM. (chaki) (link)

hey chaki, where do I get a cheap haircut around here that doesn't suxor?

-- Remy Snush IS Icarus Buxton (jcoomb...) (webmail), December 18th, 2004 1:23 AM. (x Jeremy) (link)

my friend angela does a good job. lets look at morgan webb.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v619/IFAvrilLavigne/Morgan%20Webb/Black/2004.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v619/IFAvrilLavigne/Morgan%20Webb/Brown/morgankiss7og.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v619/IFAvrilLavigne/Morgan%20Webb/Brown/0af7d_Morgan.jpg

-- chaki in charge (chaki.tim...) (webmail), December 18th, 2004 1:29 AM. (chaki) (link)

does your friend angela cut morgan webb's hair, or are those two separate thoughts?

-- duffer st. george and i don't care (theundergroundhom...) (webmail), December 18th, 2004 2:50 AM. (Jody Beth Rosen) (link)

julie delphy also made an album (heard a couple of tracks last week):

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00009LI6V/102-2262072-8085705?v=glance

-- Julio Desouza (juli...) (webmail), December 18th, 2004 12:37 PM. (jdesouza) (link)

lately, every living female that i encounter.

-- m. (mitchnet70NOSPA...) (webmail), December 19th, 2004 6:54 PM. (mitchlnw) (link)

Incidentally lately I fancy the entire cast of Girlfriends. Mostly "the weird one," though.

the weird one = persia white? she's hot. god i love that show. bring on the titbags.

SEARCH: ROBBIE MAGASIVA. YUM.

-- The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylure...) (webmail), December 19th, 2004 7:22 PM. (lucylurex) (link)

my bf looks a little like bam margera, only way hotter. and skateboard free! this is a good thing!

-- The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylure...) (webmail), December 19th, 2004 7:27 PM. (lucylurex) (link)

Suddenly I love Persia White too. (do not click if you are eating or if you are one of those "people" who love the fur industry)

-- Haibun (expresso222...) (webmail), December 19th, 2004 8:25 PM. (Begs2Differ) (link)

Wow. She doesn't do so much for me, but that ad is beyond awesome.

-- I Am Curious (George) (crumpw@bellsouth.net) (webmail), December 19th, 2004 8:35 PM. (Rock Hardy) (link)

oh, wow. PERSIA BE MY ANIMAL RIGHTS WIFE!!!!

-- The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylure...) (webmail), December 19th, 2004 8:40 PM. (lucylurex) (link)

Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 07:39 (twenty years ago)

And that's the last message I've got from that thread. Again, I might've ended up missing out on a couple other posts or so, so this might not be it, but at least there's this.

(I do have to express my deepest appreciation to nabisco, Haibun, and Di for going with Ms. Persia White, i.e. one of the few females in these recent posts I just copied & pasted whom I might actually have a chance of looking like one day, without dropping dead from starvation. Way to go, you guys!)

Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 07:43 (twenty years ago)

(Ha, "one of the few females"... try THE ONLY FEMALE...)

(Anyway, back to fancyage!)

Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 07:47 (twenty years ago)

Great thread, but thoroughly depressing! Don’t get me wrong but 96.5% of the ladies on this thread are appealing to the eye but I’ll never ever meet them. So my question is, is it worth fancying someone you’ll never meet or is it best to concentrate your time and effort on those in reach whom you may have a chance with?

Sorry for the negativity!

lucifer, Wednesday, 22 December 2004 12:21 (twenty years ago)

i don't like the picture above, but I share the Delpy appreciation, not a little because she looks and acts not unlike my erstwhile long game, who is also a Julie and a Francophile.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 23 December 2004 03:34 (twenty years ago)

Who was the shorty-hair actress, dark hair, post-Winona indie crush du jour? Or maybe not so shorty-short. Name had a Z, I think. Name checked somewhere on ILE.

Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Friday, 24 December 2004 00:49 (twenty years ago)

I'm slightly ashamed to admit...

iwww.davidwalliams.com/ full/jakebw.jpg

leigh (leigh), Friday, 24 December 2004 09:16 (twenty years ago)

bugger, it didn't work, i'll try again

ihttp://www.davidwalliams.com/ full/jakebw.jpg

leigh (leigh), Friday, 24 December 2004 09:18 (twenty years ago)

*gives up*

leigh (leigh), Friday, 24 December 2004 09:19 (twenty years ago)

Tina Weymouth - as she looked from about 1977 - 1990.

Bob Six (bobbysix), Friday, 24 December 2004 09:28 (twenty years ago)

morgan Webb's face is very.......aerodynamic

Porkpie (porkpie), Friday, 24 December 2004 10:18 (twenty years ago)

If "aerodynamic" means "ugly", then, yes, I agree with you.

jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Friday, 24 December 2004 13:50 (twenty years ago)

Arrgh. Can't get cutie photographer out of my head.

Anyway, on to celeb crushes:

1) Norah Jones
2) Natalie Portman
3) Thora Birch
4) Christine Young

Can you spot the odd one out?

Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Friday, 24 December 2004 17:16 (twenty years ago)

Arrgh. Can't get cutie photographer woman out of my head. That's bad. Crushes suck.

Anyway, on to celeb crushes:

1) Norah Jones
2) Natalie Portman
3) Thora Birch
4) Christine Young

Can you spot the odd one out?

Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Friday, 24 December 2004 17:33 (twenty years ago)

Santa Clausette.
That's who I fancy right now. I would imagine. The most.

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Friday, 24 December 2004 17:42 (twenty years ago)

Dana Delany
Mary-Louise Parker, still
Holly Hunter in the Incredibles

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Friday, 24 December 2004 17:51 (twenty years ago)

Dana Delany
Mary-Louise Parker, still

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Friday, 24 December 2004 17:52 (twenty years ago)

In my mind I married Dana Delaney when I was 15. Is China Beach available on DVD???

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 24 December 2004 18:00 (twenty years ago)

erstwhile antiquities smuggler jonathan tokeley-parry:

http://www.archaeology.org/online/features/schultz/jpegs/schultz1.jpeg

stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 26 December 2004 05:07 (twenty years ago)

Edie Falco

gabbneb (gabbneb), Sunday, 26 December 2004 18:04 (twenty years ago)

jessica "hermaphrodite" campbell

cºzen (Cozen), Sunday, 26 December 2004 22:51 (twenty years ago)


I third Bam Margera. Hottest 25-year-old moron EVER.

To regain a scrap of credibility, Jeff Bridges, John Cusack and Keanu have all been on my list for 15-20 years. And I'd cross over for Delpy.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 27 December 2004 14:47 (twenty years ago)

bam is my safety valve for BAD REAL LIFE CRUSH.

The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 12:30 (twenty years ago)

Today it would be Zooey Daschenel, but only as THIS character (btw OMG WTF when did she get such a smoking singing voice?):
http://ffmedia.ign.com/filmforce/image/elf-10-4-sm.jpg

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 14:08 (twenty years ago)

This David Walliams crush thing is getting worse, perhaps i should call telewest and ask them to put a block on bbc3 to allow me to go cold turkey.

leigh (leigh), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 14:23 (twenty years ago)

Julia Louis-Dreyfus from mid- to late-period Seinfeld. HOTTT.

n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 15:11 (twenty years ago)

Alarmingly, and against all my better judgement, Duncan James from Blue.

ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 15:14 (twenty years ago)

I mean, k-rowr, etc...

ihttp://wqlager4.hjem.wanadoo.dk/Blue/BlueDuncan03.JPG

ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 15:16 (twenty years ago)

http://cache.corbis.com/pro/crop4/images/celebrity/pg14.jpg

ooh la la

bnw (bnw), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 15:25 (twenty years ago)

(that is a crap picture of Duncan James and I'm glad it didn't work. He looks like Dennis Leary in it. Here is a better one...)

http://www.science.ie/uploads/content/SCOPE6_gadget_blue_big.jpg

ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 15:28 (twenty years ago)

oh yeah i'm with the JLD too, nick.

The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 21:47 (twenty years ago)

BNW OTM WOW

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 21:50 (twenty years ago)

Good lord this thread takes a while to load. Dan correct about BNW's crush du jour, whoever she is.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 21:54 (twenty years ago)

I know it's weird, and maybe I've mentioned it before, but Asian women do nothing for me.

Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 21:58 (twenty years ago)

That's Ming-Na of "ER", "Joy Luck Club", "Mulan" and "STREET FIGHTER: THE MOVIE" fame.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 22:00 (twenty years ago)

all asian girls just remind me of my sister

phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 22:07 (twenty years ago)

"asian girls"

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 22:14 (twenty years ago)

http://u.univision.com/contentroot/uol/art/images/teens/musica/2004/03/potranca_3.jpg
Ms. Yolanda Perez, "La Potranquita," artist of my #2 album of the year

Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 22:20 (twenty years ago)

"I have seen the future, and it isn't wearing a bra."

Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 22:21 (twenty years ago)

BOOBS.

The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 22:55 (twenty years ago)

I've seen the future and it will be (boobs)
I've seen the future and it works (boobs)
And if there's life after, we will see (boobs)
So i can't go like a jerk (boobs)

PRINCE'S SECRET MESSAGE DECODED (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 22:58 (twenty years ago)

Leee means Zooey, right?

Anyway: today it is all about

http://i.xanga.com/GreenOrbX/Parminder%20Nagra.jpg

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 23:07 (twenty years ago)

nice eyes, needs more boobs.

The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 23:15 (twenty years ago)

atm

ai lien m. draheim (kold_krush), Thursday, 30 December 2004 00:02 (twenty years ago)

Every woman on "ER" is gorgeous. I have gigantic crushes on all of them.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 30 December 2004 00:43 (twenty years ago)

http://www.ctv.ca/archives/CTVShows/images/20031010/ER-bio-Cardellini/ER_Cardellini_235.jpg

cºzen (Cozen), Thursday, 30 December 2004 01:18 (twenty years ago)

Makiko Esumi

ryan (ryan), Thursday, 30 December 2004 04:05 (twenty years ago)

Yow, I just turned on ESPN and Linda Cohn's wearing a black choker. I don't have a thing for Linda Cohn so much as a thing for black chokers. Drool.

I Am Curious (George) (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 30 December 2004 15:13 (twenty years ago)

Linda Cardellini is FINE. Mmm mmm mmm.

n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 30 December 2004 15:19 (twenty years ago)

I want to say she was hotter in Freaks and Geeks but I don't know how old she was when she was on that show so I'm worried it might end up being creepy. But I think she looks better when she's less, um, prettied up?

n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 30 December 2004 15:20 (twenty years ago)

Tippi Hedren, at the moment.

Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 30 December 2004 15:23 (twenty years ago)

linda cardellini ws 27 I think, in F&G. and yes, nicer.

cºzen (Cozen), Thursday, 30 December 2004 15:26 (twenty years ago)

According to the IMDB, she was 24 in Freaks and Geeks.

n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 30 December 2004 15:28 (twenty years ago)

woo! perv away.

Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Thursday, 30 December 2004 15:32 (twenty years ago)

My ex-girlfriend, who was in town last night, whose plane left at 5 am, who didn't inform me that she was living with a man who happened to be in the room until she explained to me that the really good weed we were growing was grown by him, who, by the way, she is living with.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 30 December 2004 15:37 (twenty years ago)

BUT WHO DO YOU FANCY?

n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 30 December 2004 15:38 (twenty years ago)

OMG SLEEPLESSNESS HAS EATEN MY SENTENCE CONSTRUCTION ABILITYES

nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 30 December 2004 15:42 (twenty years ago)

Oh no, it's my fault, I see what you were doing there now. I misread something.

n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 30 December 2004 15:44 (twenty years ago)

Actually, I have possibly-creepy crushes on most of the girls in Freaks and Geeks, probably just due to the fact that that show effects me emotionally more than most TV shows, but aside from Cardellini, I think that the Kim Kelly character is kinda hot in a scary way, and even Millie is cute in a bookish shy way. LORDY LORD WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?

n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 30 December 2004 15:49 (twenty years ago)

What do you have to be sleepless about?

Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Thursday, 30 December 2004 15:52 (twenty years ago)

Those aren't creepy crushes at all!

Creepy crush of shameful levels of creepiness = Emily Browning in that Lemony Snicket movie.

xpost...you know, things and stuff...my son just moved to Texas, like, got there this morning...ex I still crave wholeheartedly leaving me with some very strange, lingering very heavy sentiments...my little sister having crazy mad heart palpitations again for the first time since she was like 13...etc

nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 30 December 2004 15:55 (twenty years ago)

memo to n/a:
millie is not cute at all.
repeat: NOT AT ALL.

memo to nicka:
browning is just beautiful,
that's not wrong to say;

just don't desire her
or think about her at all
or stalk or kill her

Haibun (Begs2Differ), Thursday, 30 December 2004 16:00 (twenty years ago)

I give in. I'm an O.C. slut. Oooh and she looks so tomboy butch here. Rowrrrr.

http://www.nndb.com/people/627/000051474/liv-even-smaller.jpg

Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Thursday, 30 December 2004 16:13 (twenty years ago)

http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/tv_pix/wb/gilmore_girls_photos/alexis_bledel/gilmore2.jpg

The show is really boring this season, but the crushes live on.

Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Thursday, 30 December 2004 16:31 (twenty years ago)

http://www.drewking.com/ambrosia.jpg
Ambrosia Parsley of Shivaree because:
1 her name is Ambrosia Parsley
2 her band's last album was named "I Oughta Give You a Shot in the Head for Making Me Live in This Dump" which was a fictional country song on "Green Acres"
3 they cover Eno's "The Fat Lady of Limbourg" on the new album which comes out next week hubba hubba

Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 16:26 (twenty years ago)

AMBROSIA PARSLEY! What a name!

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 16:52 (twenty years ago)

I think it's her REAL
name too, not just a slick
pot euphemism!

Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 17:01 (twenty years ago)

Mary-Louise Parker in red dress from the Bartlet victory party episode of West Wing = hottest actress ever

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 17:49 (twenty years ago)

Ke11y Da1g1ish.

jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 17:52 (twenty years ago)

Mary-Louise Parker in red dress from the Bartlet victory party episode of West Wing

there's something about that entire episode. not just her.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 17:55 (twenty years ago)

I fancy the writing

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 17:56 (twenty years ago)

nickalicious upthread,

I *so* have a crush on the lemony snicket girl too. oh dear.

come to tx and see yr son!!

Miss Misery (thatgirl), Thursday, 6 January 2005 03:01 (twenty years ago)

Christina Milian SO SO MUCH.

Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Thursday, 6 January 2005 05:14 (twenty years ago)

Like since 'AM to PM' really but new video omygod.

Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Thursday, 6 January 2005 05:18 (twenty years ago)

Ah, for me it's still the girl that does printmaking in my school that I've only run into a few times on the train last semseter. I can't wait for school to start back up again next week cos I may see her again. If I don't it'll be a crying shame.

Adam Bruneau (oliver8bit), Thursday, 6 January 2005 07:01 (twenty years ago)

Gahd damn it. I can't believe you people like these other people. I am not antisocial, but these people suck. Just based on looks, too. I hate them on sight. In fact, there probably isn't really a celebrity I don't hate because I think you have to be a royal cunt with a boring face to get famous, but I'm going to suggest here that I think the pre-plastic surgery version of Raymond's wife on "Everybody Loves Raymond" was somewhat loveable, even if she didn't eventually turn out to be anything more than "just another cunt." You people make me sick!

Triple Ho, Thursday, 6 January 2005 07:27 (twenty years ago)

I've seen that Gilmore girl in person and she is excruciatingly pretty. Very fine bone structure. She was at some indie show in L.A.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 6 January 2005 07:31 (twenty years ago)

there's something about that entire episode. not just her.
Mostly her.

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Thursday, 6 January 2005 07:54 (twenty years ago)

Ke11y Da1g1ish.

She's nothing compared to G3org1e Th0mps0n.

aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Thursday, 6 January 2005 10:35 (twenty years ago)

Tim out of The Office. :x

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 6 January 2005 14:22 (twenty years ago)

Triple Ho is so charming! *swoon*

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 6 January 2005 15:19 (twenty years ago)

i like when tim does his abbott & costello schtick.

mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 6 January 2005 15:21 (twenty years ago)

I have this theory that Posh Spice does really nasty, room-emptying bottom burps.

CC72, Thursday, 6 January 2005 15:28 (twenty years ago)

I like when Gareth pushes Tim over the edge and he starts acting really immature.

hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Thursday, 6 January 2005 16:40 (twenty years ago)

http://photos.friendster.com/photos/08/18/1048180/8431539127709l.jpg

LSD ARISTOCAT (ex machina), Friday, 7 January 2005 03:42 (twenty years ago)

http://images.tvguide.com/movies/dbpix/images/37895a.jpg

g--ff (gcannon), Friday, 7 January 2005 05:12 (twenty years ago)

http://www.vh1.com/artists/az/mckay_nellie/videos.jhtml

[this is my first girl-crush since age 12 nojoke so SORRY if i'm a little overbearing about it]

the gilmore girls girl, has an awful voice.

John (jdahlem), Friday, 7 January 2005 06:17 (twenty years ago)

okay i am starting to have a crush on the gilmore mom though i hate that show. I guess it was Bad Santa that did it.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 7 January 2005 06:27 (twenty years ago)

tho I hear that she doesn't show any skin in the unrated version DVD, dammit.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 7 January 2005 06:28 (twenty years ago)

how could it not!

g--ff (gcannon), Friday, 7 January 2005 06:28 (twenty years ago)

well, billy bob is the one takin' off her panties, that almost threw me.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 7 January 2005 06:31 (twenty years ago)

the gilmore girls woman, has an awful voice

John (jdahlem), Friday, 7 January 2005 09:02 (twenty years ago)

ok deep breath; very nsfw but: Bella Donna

g--ff (gcannon), Friday, 7 January 2005 09:13 (twenty years ago)

I don't really fancy anyone at the moment. I feel really down about it.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 7 January 2005 09:13 (twenty years ago)

i have an awful voice.

John (jdahlem), Friday, 7 January 2005 09:30 (twenty years ago)

My Office Crush seems to keep getting hotter every day, dammit.

caitlin (caitlin), Friday, 7 January 2005 12:12 (twenty years ago)

(am I strange for never crushing on celebrities?)

caitlin (caitlin), Friday, 7 January 2005 12:13 (twenty years ago)

I feel strange for having a crush on a non-celebrity!

Masonic Boom-Boom (kate), Friday, 7 January 2005 12:14 (twenty years ago)

when did she (semi-nsfw but not really bad) get hot? was di right all along?

Allyzay Highlights The Fallacy of Radiohead (allyzay), Thursday, 20 January 2005 03:53 (twenty years ago)

I tried searching my local newspaper's photo archive website for pictures of the Office Crush yesterday. I found one. With really, really bad hair - 80s style hair and glasses a good ten years too late. I'm still not sure if it actually *is* the Office Crush, it's such a bad photo.

(the circumstantial evidence says it is, though)

caitlin (caitlin), Thursday, 20 January 2005 12:17 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...
kevin martin, for about 30 seconds, until I read about his politics.

youn, Saturday, 19 March 2005 10:22 (twenty years ago)

A real actual person, but I doubt if I'll do anything about it. Oh well.

jel -- (jel), Saturday, 19 March 2005 10:27 (twenty years ago)

five months pass...
Pff, Kate, the only reason I'm so in love with Richey James is cos he's exactly like me, so what other reason is there to fancy someone besides narcissism?

well i think im exactly the same, i love richey for the same thing, so yes, it must be narcissism :)

una cualquiera, Friday, 9 September 2005 08:08 (nineteen years ago)

I fancy all the people that don’t fancy me and vice versa.

not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Friday, 9 September 2005 08:27 (nineteen years ago)

i have a big ol' crush on PHOEBE GLOECKNER, i've decided.

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Friday, 9 September 2005 08:31 (nineteen years ago)

Inspired by my former "Anderson Manor" comments on the "what is heaven like?" thread:

http://www.double-whammy.com/photos/brett_suede.jpg

Oh my!

Luminiferous Aether (kate), Friday, 9 September 2005 12:12 (nineteen years ago)

ten months pass...
Memo to Ally:

Thom Yorke: STILL HOTT!!!

Margarine Machine (kate), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 14:00 (eighteen years ago)

Dude, no ;_;

Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 14:17 (eighteen years ago)

BELLY'S GONNA GET CHA, BELLY'S GONNA GET CHA!!!!!

http://www.treefingers.com/gallery/gallery/thom/thom132.jpg

BELLY BELLY BELLY BELLY BELLY!!!

Margarine Machine (kate), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 14:18 (eighteen years ago)

no, no. 100000x no!!

lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 14:20 (eighteen years ago)

Yes, yes, Planck Energy with humungous amount of 000x YES!

Margarine Machine (kate), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 14:22 (eighteen years ago)

I am completely perplexed and no longer condone my thread.

Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 14:24 (eighteen years ago)

freaky eyes y'all

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 14:31 (eighteen years ago)

it's Mango!!!

Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 14:33 (eighteen years ago)

He so pretty.

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41182000/jpg/_41182019_thomyorke203.jpg

Margarine Machine (kate), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 14:36 (eighteen years ago)

In no particular order:

1.David Duchovny
2.Viggo Mortensen as Aragon in LOTR
3.Naveen Andrews (Sayid on LOST)
4.Jorge Garcia (Hurley on LOST - not your typical sex symbol)
(between 2,3, and 4 my husband wants to know why I'm attracted to men who haven't showered in ages)
5.Michael Weatherly (Logan Cale from Dark Angel)
6.David Boreanaz
7. Nicholas Brendan
8. Nathan Fillion (well, the character Mal from Firefly/Serenity anyway)
9. Matt LeBlanc
10. Kyle MacLachlan

Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 14:50 (eighteen years ago)

I can never think of anyone.

That BBC newsreader with the specs, a bit.

Konal Doddz (blueski), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 15:02 (eighteen years ago)

lol @ Mango!

Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 15:06 (eighteen years ago)

Trying to think what my top ten would be these days... hrrrmmm.

1. Benjamin Curtis
2. Dylan Moran
3. Boris Johnson
4. Jared Harris
5. Thom Yorke
6. Alex James
7. Damien Hirst
8. Nigel Spivey
9. James Bourne
10. ohgodIcan'trememberjustgoandlookbackattheoldcrushofshamethreads

(This was much harder than it looked. I am loosing my memory as well as my libido.)

Margarine Machine (kate), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 15:10 (eighteen years ago)

1. stephen colbert
2. mischa barton

sunny successor (katharine), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 15:17 (eighteen years ago)

Thom Yorke is like a fetus with bad hair.

GILLY'S BAGG'EAR VANCE OF COUPARI (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 15:20 (eighteen years ago)

I misread "Viggo Mortenson in LOST" and was like OMG WHAT HAVE YOU HEARD?!?!?!

I have had some horrendous, shameful crushes, ugh. What is wrong with me?

This is my mom's celebrity boyfriend list:

1. Liam Neason
2. Adewale Akinnuoye Agbaje or however you spell it (Mr. Eko)
3. Jack Black

choinklate (nickalicious), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 15:27 (eighteen years ago)

Earl from My Name is Earl
Captain Jack Sparrow
Sawyer from Lost

I've decided it's all about teh fictional folk these days.

ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 15:28 (eighteen years ago)

You are still wrong.

HE IS BEAUTIFUL!

NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY!!!!

WORDS CAN'T BRING ME DOOOOWWWWWNNNNNN!!!

(x-post to Nicole)

Margarine Machine (kate), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 15:29 (eighteen years ago)

oh also:

3. tommy lee (and no entirely for the reason you think)

my mom's celeb boyfriend list:
1. alec baldwin
2. alec baldwin
3. alec baldwin
4. judge reinhold

sunny successor (katharine), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 15:31 (eighteen years ago)

too much ambition.

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 15:32 (eighteen years ago)

My mum's celeb boyfriend = Harrison Ford.

I had to show her how to make him her desktop wallpaper, but then she said she had to change him as he made her too excited. :-P

Margarine Machine (kate), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 15:38 (eighteen years ago)

My mom loves Jeff Bridges, which seems fair enough.

GILLY'S BAGG'EAR VANCE OF COUPARI (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 15:40 (eighteen years ago)

Maybe it's a good thing I never had children, so they can't be embarrassed by me and my crushes. Sigh.

Especially if I threatened them "Actually, you're secretly THOM YORKE'S LOVECHILD!!! Eat your veggies or you'll grow up to have WONKY EYE, too!!!"

Margarine Machine (kate), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 15:44 (eighteen years ago)

In retrospect one of my favorite jokes from S3 of Arrested Development was, after the Mock Trial With J. Reinhold episode, everybody kept saying "who do you think you are, Judge Reinhold?".

Which reminds me...CRUSHES...PREMATURELY CANCELLED TV SHOW EDITION:

Lucille Bluth
Turanga Leela
River Tam

choinklate (nickalicious), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 15:45 (eighteen years ago)

I am just now getting over Gob Bluth.

GILLY'S BAGG'EAR VANCE OF COUPARI (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 15:47 (eighteen years ago)

My mum's celeb boyfriend = Robert Redford.

Anna (Anna), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 15:49 (eighteen years ago)

My mum's celeb boyfriend = Gene Hackman (wtf?!)

ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 15:53 (eighteen years ago)

matt berry is my celeb crush of the moment

i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 15:55 (eighteen years ago)

my mother's "celeb" fancy:

1. r0n jackson, dallas fox weather guy.

I went to a superbowl party at his house once and he wore a rude bbq apron. class.

my "fancy" list (I guess):
1. jason terry
2. lil' flip
3. beyonce
4. adrock (greying, yum.)
5. jake g.

how uninspiring.

Ms. Misery TX (MissMiseryTX), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 16:01 (eighteen years ago)

Gene Hackman is a perfectly acceptable crush for moms and not moms alike.

choinklate (nickalicious), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 16:06 (eighteen years ago)

My mom's celeb boyfriend: Jon Stewart.

My secret crushes:
1. Sun (Lost)
2. Sayid (Lost)
3. Sawyer (Lost)
4. Dave Foley 15 years ago.
5. Nathan Fillion
6. Danielle from America's Next Top Model

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 16:14 (eighteen years ago)

my mom fancies sting and pierce brosnan

i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 16:19 (eighteen years ago)

my mother lost her heart to robert plant many years ago.

lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 16:26 (eighteen years ago)

6. Danielle from America's Next Top Model

-- Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr...) (webmail), Today 12:14 PM. (scarymonsterrr) (later)

yay!

arkansas girls are hottttt


lauren wins coolest mom by a mile

sunny successor (katharine), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 16:48 (eighteen years ago)

two weeks pass...
I'd like to add to my entries above the guy who rides the mechanical bull in the new-ish Maalox commercial.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 02:56 (eighteen years ago)

Reading my posts in this thread makes me feel 17 again.

Melissa W (Melissa W), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 04:42 (eighteen years ago)

it just makes me feel odd.

electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 04:51 (eighteen years ago)

My mum fancies Tom Selleck and Lewis Collins.

leigh (leigh), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 06:24 (eighteen years ago)

My mum fancies Harrison Ford and Alan Cumming.

Zora (Zora), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 07:52 (eighteen years ago)

Having recently viewed re-runs of The Professionals it's only too easy to see what my mum saw in Lewis Collins, i can sort of see what she saw in Tom Selleck but he's far too hairy for me.

leigh (leigh), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 08:33 (eighteen years ago)

just to quickly skip back five years...

5. Russell Crowe, partially because I fancy him but also partially because I want to find out if it's true that he shouts out "RUSSELL! CROWE!" during sex.

ally the (alleged) phrase is (allegedly) "GO RUSS, GO!"

HPSTRKRFT (haitch), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 12:47 (eighteen years ago)

OKAY WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING WHEN I MENTIONED TARA REID?????????????

Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 12:58 (eighteen years ago)

In all fairness, she HAD to have looked better five years ago.

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 13:00 (eighteen years ago)

mila kunis -- some days, it's donna; some days it's jackie. today it's jackie.

-- fred solinger (fred9157...) (webmail), June 10th, 2001 7:00 PM.

its ALWAYS jackie

sunny successor (katharine), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 13:06 (eighteen years ago)

Oh boy in the Amoy adverts, when will you step out of the TV and talk to me?

Anna (Anna), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 13:09 (eighteen years ago)

Miller High Life Moon Girl.

the doaple gonger (nickalicious), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 13:11 (eighteen years ago)

My mum fancied, in this order:

Mario Lanza
Richard Burton probably most of all
Richard Chamberlain in Dr Kildare and Shogun (acccck)
Roy Orbison
Andre Agassi
Plus every year she runs the unofficial Best Arse at Wimbledon's Men's Singles competition, which she does by an extended dance remix of technical tennis shite and then she says QUICKLY 'but the best ASSSSSSSSSSSS is (guy who was second).'

Yes yes so she married the first black-haired, blue-eyed faux-Celt boy she laid eyes on.

I have no crushes right now, boo hoo me.

suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 13:15 (eighteen years ago)

guys please don't read the first half of this thread all over again, it's completely insane. Dan, you aren't the only person who listed Tara Reid except the other person listed it in the format of "Melody from Josie and the Pussycats" so don't feel too bad.

Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 13:17 (eighteen years ago)

But Suzy, you do have kiehls hair thing. Not the $31 bottle sadly, but the next size down.

Anna (Anna), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 13:25 (eighteen years ago)

EXCELLLENT! Lunch Friday as I am having to be in yr necka?

suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 13:32 (eighteen years ago)

...Kiehl's conditioner is, even at the smaller size, about half the price in NYC as LDN, folks. Cheers Anna!

suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 13:34 (eighteen years ago)

That's unsurprising, it seems like companies like to use the same number (ie 31) but just switch the currency sign between UK and US, which results in everything seemingly being half price in the US.

Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 13:39 (eighteen years ago)

That would be cool, but you know I'm up around Charlotte Street now?

Anna (Anna), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 13:55 (eighteen years ago)

Dan, you aren't the only person who listed Tara Reid except the other person listed it in the format of "Melody from Josie and the Pussycats" so don't feel too bad.

At least I put the Josie disclaimer on my mention of her... GAH.

I really should have mentioned Parminder Nagra instead.

Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 14:39 (eighteen years ago)

Noemie Lenoir is a goddess.
http://www.vnexpress.net/Vietnam/Van-hoa/Thoi-trang/2005/05/3B9DDF02/noemie1-nho.jpg
And one day she will be mine.

Stone Monkey (Stone Monkey), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 15:01 (eighteen years ago)

http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/Original_Photo/2005/06/07/1118157258_3329.jpg

Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 15:35 (eighteen years ago)

FIRE BRO, CRUSH IT

Jimmy Mod: THE HANDLESS ORGANIST (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 15:39 (eighteen years ago)

Dylan Moran is very, very beautiful, but that seems so cliched to mention these days. Same with David Walliams, though I'd be lying if I said I didn't find him hot. I also fancy Hugh Laurie, but only as Dr. House. Misanthropic, moody bastards are my personal equivalent of the stereotypical "bad boy biker" types the majority of women go for when they want to explore, well, bad boys. I've mentioned before how much I'm taken by the Seona Dancing-era Ricky Gervais, but I feel it's worth mentioning again. That's about it.

My mom goes gaga for Richard Gere, Craig T. Nelson, and James Brolin.

I currently have no crushes on any beauty products at all, though I suspect I should gain a few so I can catch someone's eye.

Phoenix Dancing (krushsister), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 22:01 (eighteen years ago)

My crushes torment me. I get so so close and then they become unreachable again. The pining feeling is horrific. Then when you think you've forgotten it happens all over again.

When I was younger (10) I used to have a crush on Harriet Scott who used to read the traffic reports just after Jonathan Creek... this was in 1997 or so. I wonder what she's doing now... hmmmmmm.... Harriet.....

JTS (JTS), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 22:17 (eighteen years ago)

By the way, that second paragraph was unrelated to the first... I never got close to Harriet Scott :)

JTS (JTS), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 22:18 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...
Martin Milner, Joe Nolan, Nate Torrence, Abdel Halim Hafeiz, Kevin Tighe, Mr. Opportunity, George Brett, Wallace Reid (esp. in the "bulge" picture from Hollywood Babylon), and Claudio Villa.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 3 September 2006 19:44 (eighteen years ago)

you can't fancy that many people at once, that's cheating.

genital hyphys (haitch), Monday, 4 September 2006 03:03 (eighteen years ago)

You can have Mr. Opportunity after I'm done.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 4 September 2006 03:06 (eighteen years ago)

And there's enough Joe Nolan to go around.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 4 September 2006 03:07 (eighteen years ago)

endbmjlcamsy

youn (youn), Monday, 4 September 2006 03:46 (eighteen years ago)

Biography for
Nate Torrence

Spouse
Christie (? - present) 1 child
Trivia

Appeared on the syndicated game show Street Smarts and won $2,700

Studied improv at Second City's Players Workshop in Chicago

Once a trampoline gymnast who won national competitions for age group 12-14

el borracho (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 4 September 2006 04:55 (eighteen years ago)

The Israeli headmistress who keeps flirting with Mary-Louise Parker's bro-in-law on Weeds.
Mary-Louise Parker, still.

milo z (mlp), Monday, 4 September 2006 05:06 (eighteen years ago)

dick tuck

el borracho (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 4 September 2006 05:16 (eighteen years ago)

the guy i met this weekend whose hat i stole and name i can't pronounce.

emsk ( emsk), Monday, 4 September 2006 09:14 (eighteen years ago)

jamiroquai?

Konal Doddz (blueski), Monday, 4 September 2006 09:21 (eighteen years ago)

Many people. One of my housemates (who is thankfully moving out soon) I've developed a crush on, much to my chagrin. Cute polish girl in my office (what is it with eastern european girls and cuteness?) who I reckon also fancies me, but our love is not to be cos of her pesky boyfriend.

Also pretty much everyone I met at the festivals, but a special mention to the self-conscious-but-not-in-an-annoying-way-instead-in-a-cute-self-effacing-way h4nn4h, who put on a wedding dress and melted my stony, cynical heart.

Johnny B Was Quizzical (Johnney B), Monday, 4 September 2006 09:54 (eighteen years ago)

The Israeli headmistress who keeps flirting with Mary-Louise Parker's bro-in-law on Weeds.
Mary-Louise Parker, still.
-- milo z (wooderso...), September 4th, 2006.

haha otm x 2

a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (Enrique), Monday, 4 September 2006 09:55 (eighteen years ago)

I'm crushing on a younger colleague at the moment.

leigh (leigh), Monday, 4 September 2006 10:56 (eighteen years ago)

You always end up fancying at least one person you work with. You need it to get you out of bed and through the day.

chap who would dare to start Raaatpackin (chap), Monday, 4 September 2006 13:08 (eighteen years ago)

Oooh, and the Lead singer of N0uv3ll3 Vagu3 - not the one on teh left with the long blck hair, the one on the right with the shorter hair. M3lanie Pain3, or so the website tells me. I fancy her rotton at the mo.

Johnny B Was Quizzical (Johnney B), Monday, 4 September 2006 13:20 (eighteen years ago)

Still Benjamin Curtis. Gah, this has gone on a while, it's bad. I thought meeting him would cure it, but then he had to go and be a total sweetheart, and only made the crush worse, the bastard. Stop being so cute and so talented and so lovely, dammit! And stop having such great guitar pedals.

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b132/mel_face/playing.jpg

Goldene Schnitt (kate), Monday, 4 September 2006 13:22 (eighteen years ago)

i've decided to start fancying myself right now, since nobody else will and besides I'm the only person good enough for me.

..

*sobs himself to death*

Ste (Fuzzy), Monday, 4 September 2006 14:23 (eighteen years ago)

Abigail Garner

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 8 September 2006 23:21 (eighteen years ago)

man, the Israeli headmistress gets hotter by the week.

milo z (mlp), Monday, 11 September 2006 01:52 (eighteen years ago)

Eli Manning

Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (allyzay), Monday, 11 September 2006 02:54 (eighteen years ago)

even though you know he's going to grow up to be
http://media.scout.com/Media/Image/25/258411.jpg

milo z (mlp), Monday, 11 September 2006 02:59 (eighteen years ago)

he looks kind of shockingly unlike his brother, for all the base similarities. Have you ever seen Cooper Manning? He is somehow the median point between Cuet -> Peyton.

Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (allyzay), Monday, 11 September 2006 03:15 (eighteen years ago)

the guitarist from the rogers sisters :/

Jimmy Mod: THE HANDLESS ORGANIST (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Monday, 11 September 2006 03:20 (eighteen years ago)

Crazy dredlockecked icelandic coffee pedlars coffee

Ed (dali), Monday, 11 September 2006 18:13 (eighteen years ago)

two weeks pass...
My 2006 Gnarls Barkley fandom peaked week before last with a couple of live shows and I've found myself left in a most disturbing state - extreme DangerMouse crush!!

I had no 'Mouse longings before so am at a loss. Perhaps it was his shy ways on stage-- ducking down beneath his keys when being introduced, ignoring calls from the audience in favor of the knobs on his Moog -- maybe it's his costumes or just the hair. *sigh* Whatever it is, it's left me sprung and wishing I could fly to the UK for some more GB goodness. Instead all I have is the DM & Jemini album on repeat and girlish longing.

http://static.flickr.com/102/252347314_c6689cf78a.jpg

*sigh*

alright, you can laugh now.

Sam: Screwed and Chopped (Molly Jones), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 13:35 (eighteen years ago)

I met him once, nice guy.

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 14:12 (eighteen years ago)

was he in disguise?

Sam: Screwed and Chopped (Molly Jones), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 14:17 (eighteen years ago)

No, I was working the the Warp/Lex office at the time of his first EP on LEX.

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 14:20 (eighteen years ago)

eight months pass...

Rosamund Pike in Fracture ... oh dear God.

Alba, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 22:23 (eighteen years ago)

Gene Tierney, oh man:

http://images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=gene+tierney&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2

Pashmina, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 23:54 (eighteen years ago)

Also, Corinne Griffith:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvITjzAAXYc

She looks like clara bow's even hotter older sister!

Pashmina, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 23:59 (eighteen years ago)

mary lynn rajskub
zooey deschanel (her older sis emily is teh meh however)
jenna fischer

wanko ergo sum, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 00:27 (eighteen years ago)

I wish I could rememeber.

Oh yeah, that supervisor at the gym, et al.

Eric H., Wednesday, 6 June 2007 00:30 (eighteen years ago)

based only on the trailer, Alba OTM

milo z, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 00:50 (eighteen years ago)

Rosamund Pike in Fracture

Even beforehand

Michael White, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 00:53 (eighteen years ago)

noooobody! but i am going to greece on sunday, wish me luck at meeting a tall, dark, handsome foreigner!

Maria, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 02:32 (eighteen years ago)

tell him I said "hi"

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 02:35 (eighteen years ago)

to answer the thread question:

Q: Girls, in skirts, on bikes, drinking beers?

river wolf, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 03:06 (eighteen years ago)

except that that Q is an A

river wolf, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 03:06 (eighteen years ago)

laurel?

kenan, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 03:07 (eighteen years ago)

that's an example, not an answer, strictly speaking

kenan, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 03:07 (eighteen years ago)

Hitler's secretary in Der Untergang http://dubstepforum.com/images/smiles/love7.gif

jim, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 03:08 (eighteen years ago)

WILL YOU PEOPLE LAY OF THE NAZIS ALREADY?

kenan, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 03:09 (eighteen years ago)

YOU PEOPLE

I think we know who the real nazi is.

jim, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 03:13 (eighteen years ago)

It's just an ILXor shower... no, really!

kenan, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 03:14 (eighteen years ago)

WILL YOU PEOPLE LAY OF THE NAZIS ALREADY?
fixed.

haitch, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 03:20 (eighteen years ago)

I think I'd only seen Rosamund Pike in Pride & Prejudice before. The way she moves her face in Fracture, she sucked me right in from that amazing entrance onwards. I can only remember that happening with Zooey Deschanel in Hitchhikers and Nicole Kidman in The Others before. The camera just loves her.

Alba, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 08:06 (eighteen years ago)

lol facebookland but otm anyway
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2227903912

rrrobyn, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 15:02 (eighteen years ago)

rachel weisz, in anything, everything and nothing.

darraghmac, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 15:08 (eighteen years ago)

Sarah Beeny - it's the husky voice and the way she crinkle her eyes.

Bob Six, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 18:53 (eighteen years ago)

thirteen years pass...

the more things change . . .

mookieproof, Thursday, 24 September 2020 21:54 (four years ago)

rachel weisz, in anything, everything and nothing.


otm

seumas milm (gyac), Thursday, 24 September 2020 22:13 (four years ago)

every person i fancy i haven't seen in forever. the only person who fancies me is my ex, who is now actually lobbying my friends to tell me she wants to get back together.

solution - put self in one-year cryosleep, after voting in 2020 election

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Thursday, 24 September 2020 22:59 (four years ago)

Old ILX was so much more fun.

Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 24 September 2020 23:26 (four years ago)

well, it was demographically much younger then than it is now.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Friday, 25 September 2020 03:27 (four years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_Df39PjkwA

ABBA O RLY? (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 26 September 2020 02:48 (four years ago)

it's problematic to "fancy" people and also colonialist because "fancy" is a britishism

treeship., Saturday, 26 September 2020 02:50 (four years ago)

Otm, I guess.

ABBA O RLY? (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 26 September 2020 03:02 (four years ago)

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/fancy%20man

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Saturday, 26 September 2020 03:04 (four years ago)

deems was, as ever, otm

mookieproof, Saturday, 26 September 2020 03:05 (four years ago)

that said, i recently watched "big little lies" and i kinda like reese witherspoon. there is an intensity to that character that i find fancy or something maybe whatever

treeship., Saturday, 26 September 2020 03:06 (four years ago)

infatuations and crushes and impoverished one-sided relationships should not be bestowed upon real people, because people are really not worth it

Dan S, Saturday, 26 September 2020 03:08 (four years ago)

have you considered thom yorke's bum tho

mookieproof, Saturday, 26 September 2020 03:12 (four years ago)

i think crushes are important.

if you saw things with total objectivity--if you saw people as they are, like really as they are--you would be overwhelmed with the weakness and folly of humanity. we are smart enough to understand, or maybe formulate, ideals, but we are way too limited to realize them. if you dwell too much on them, you become a misanthrope.

admiring, and even feeling "crushed," by the beauty of another, even romanticizing them to a point that isn't really warranted, that is distorting, is a way to ward off misanthropy.

treeship., Saturday, 26 September 2020 03:12 (four years ago)

it will make you, personally, miserable of course. you're never gonna "get" the object of your affection. even if you do enter a relationship with them, you'll soon learn they're just another sinner like you. to love them you will need to let go of the ideal in your mind, that construct that had "crushed" you. but being personally miserable is a prerequisite of having faith in humanity.

treeship., Saturday, 26 September 2020 03:15 (four years ago)

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/fancy%20man🕸

The Loneliness of the Long Distance Runner to thread!

ABBA O RLY? (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 26 September 2020 03:16 (four years ago)

good posts, treeship

Dan S, Saturday, 26 September 2020 03:23 (four years ago)

so I would say the AT&T girl

frogbs, Saturday, 26 September 2020 03:23 (four years ago)

Yeah, good stuff, treeship.

I never understood the appeal of talking about one’s crushes to others, for me it takes the bloom off the rose. Unless the idea is to get the voteword out, like Mr. Barkis in David Copperfield.

ABBA O RLY? (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 26 September 2020 03:29 (four years ago)

I only fancy the cast of Hannibal now. Thanks lockdown! (And my fellow slackers.)

Notes on Scampo (tokyo rosemary), Saturday, 26 September 2020 03:38 (four years ago)

you dancy the cast, you mean

mh, Saturday, 26 September 2020 03:48 (four years ago)

Well, he's a Brit so that's problematic and colonialist.

Notes on Scampo (tokyo rosemary), Saturday, 26 September 2020 03:51 (four years ago)

time to conquer the conquerors

mh, Saturday, 26 September 2020 03:54 (four years ago)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/She_Stoops_to_Conquer?wprov=sfti1

ABBA O RLY? (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 26 September 2020 04:32 (four years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VQRFXgEnjc

ABBA O RLY? (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 26 September 2020 04:35 (four years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvZu87gWUh0

ABBA O RLY? (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 26 September 2020 04:36 (four years ago)

Kinda in love with Maya Rudolph tbh.

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 26 September 2020 13:21 (four years ago)

I constantly have more crushes than I can count, but I'm happily married and they don't mean anything.

Maya Rudolph though, is a Very Serious Crush. I went back and forth on whether I liked Big Mouth, but I hung on just to hear her say "bubba baff."

I have a coworker who I like but never fancied before. Recently, she got a short haircut (I like ladies with short hair)and I started finding her to be cute. Found out yesterday that she got braces (I'm fascinated by women with braces). But I can't see her braces because we're all masked up for quarantine and whenever we're talking I'm thinking about what's behind her mask which creates a tension which makes the mask exciting. Weird times.

Cow_Art, Saturday, 26 September 2020 13:32 (four years ago)

Ida Wells
Julie Neumann
Bobby from Expanse

Stevolende, Sunday, 27 September 2020 07:39 (four years ago)

i fancy boots and socks

among others

mookieproof, Sunday, 27 September 2020 07:46 (four years ago)


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