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Best spoof porn titles

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There was a thread about this recently but i couldn't find it. Oh well, have to start another.

#1: "Dude, Where's My Vagina?" -(shemales porn.)

― Queen Electric Butt Prober BZZT!! BZZZZZT!! (Queen Electric Butt Prober BZZ), Thursday, 12 August 2004 04:34 (twenty-two years ago)

kookoo for cocoa cocks.

― g--ff (gcannon), Thursday, 12 August 2004 04:36 (twenty-two years ago)

pretty shitty gang bang

― gaz (gaz), Thursday, 12 August 2004 04:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Indiana Joan

― Harold Media (kenan), Thursday, 12 August 2004 04:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 12 August 2004 04:45 (twenty-two years ago)

ew

― Harold Media (kenan), Thursday, 12 August 2004 04:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Buffy the Vampire Layer

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 12 August 2004 04:52 (twenty-two years ago)

When Harry Ate Sally
Flesh Gordon
The Sopornos

― roger adultery (roger adultery), Thursday, 12 August 2004 05:00 (twenty-two years ago)

sorry to have to do this but..
-schindler's fist.
also: -yank my doodle, it's a dandy
-oral majority
-beef strokin' off

― duke binder, Thursday, 12 August 2004 05:20 (twenty-two years ago)

this is not really a spoof, but in a local deli standing in line for buying beer (yeah right!), i noticed this this title:

"durch die strumpfhose gefickt"

it's german and means:

"fucked through the nylon stocking"

the cover, accordingly, pictured a woman being fucked through her nylon stockings. well whaddoyouhave.

― Jay Kid (Jay K), Thursday, 12 August 2004 06:33 (twenty-two years ago)

They sell porn at the deli there?

*reels*

― Harold Media (kenan), Thursday, 12 August 2004 06:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Can you get your sandwich with "special sauce"?

― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 12 August 2004 06:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Womb Raider.

― Mark P-a- (Assumed persona), Thursday, 12 August 2004 06:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Cock-tail

― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 12 August 2004 06:37 (twenty-two years ago)

"Saving Ryan's Privates"
Saw that advertised in one of those adverts in the daily star for the fantasy channel several years ago.

― Newshound, Thursday, 12 August 2004 06:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought it was "Shaving Ryan's Privates"

― Harold Media (kenan), Thursday, 12 August 2004 06:40 (twenty-two years ago)

->harold:

they do sell porn flicks at that deli, yes!

― Jay Kid (Jay K), Thursday, 12 August 2004 06:50 (twenty-two years ago)

it's denmark. people are sooooo liberated.

― Jay Kid (Jay K), Thursday, 12 August 2004 06:50 (twenty-two years ago)

weapons of ass destruction.

― hmmm (hmmm), Thursday, 12 August 2004 06:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Best spoof porn titles! Spoof! I get it.

― Dirty Muriel (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 12 August 2004 07:05 (twenty-two years ago)

WHEN HARRY MET LARRY

WHO I DID LAST SUMMER

EVERYBODY DOES RAYMOND

― Vic (Vic), Thursday, 12 August 2004 07:19 (twenty-two years ago)


bright lights, big titties.

― piscesboy, Thursday, 12 August 2004 09:40 (twenty-two years ago)

the wizard of aahs.

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Thursday, 12 August 2004 09:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Edward Penishands
Robokakke

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Thursday, 12 August 2004 09:52 (twenty-two years ago)

A League of Their Moan
Frankenpenis (starring john wayne bobbitt)

― phil-two (phil-two), Thursday, 12 August 2004 14:57 (twenty-two years ago)

The first porno I ever watched was called Edward Penishands. It was horrifying.

― mcd (mcd), Thursday, 12 August 2004 15:01 (twenty-two years ago)

The one with Nikki Sixx, right? I used to know some people who gave that thing weekly ironic screenings.

Weapons of Ass Destruction! (This is a real one, I think.)

― nabiscothingy, Thursday, 12 August 2004 17:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Porkin' Mindy (i hope references to long gone sitcoms won't age me)

― Anthony (Plato Guy), Thursday, 12 August 2004 17:07 (twenty-two years ago)

porn parodies

This will be the thread you were looking for.

― Japanese Giraffe (Japanese Giraffe), Thursday, 12 August 2004 17:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Weapons of Ass Destruction! (This is a real one, I think.)

very

― Jimmy Mod, Man About Towne (ModJ), Thursday, 12 August 2004 17:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Cum on Eileen

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 12 August 2004 17:43 (twenty-two years ago)

dong of the dead

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 12 August 2004 20:56 (twenty-two years ago)

bad knobs & broom dicks

― gaz (gaz), Thursday, 12 August 2004 21:47 (twenty-two years ago)

American Booty
The Bone Detector
Lost In Penetration
The Mangina Candidate

― andrew l. r. (allocryptic), Thursday, 12 August 2004 21:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Taming of The Screw
Romeo & Julian
A Midsummer Night's Cream

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Thursday, 12 August 2004 21:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Mulletproof Bonk

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 12 August 2004 21:59 (twenty-two years ago)

The Great Gagsby
Moulin Splooge
BLACK MEN CAN HUMP

― andrew l. r. (allocryptic), Thursday, 12 August 2004 22:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Kindergarten Cock (ducks)

― noodle vague (noodle vague), Thursday, 12 August 2004 22:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Splendor in the Ass

― antexit (antexit), Thursday, 12 August 2004 23:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Beverly Hills Copulator

― Bruce S. Urquhart (BanjoMania), Friday, 13 August 2004 02:43 (twenty-two years ago)

(Mary) Penis Poppins
King Dong
Night of the Oozing Head
28 Gays Later

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Friday, 13 August 2004 03:06 (twenty-two years ago)

This may just be an Australian thing, but I cant read the title "spoof porn titles" without cracking up. "Spoof" had a certain uhh.. relevant to this discussion meaning where I came from.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 13 August 2004 03:12 (twenty-two years ago)

cum lola cum

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 13 August 2004 08:45 (twenty-two years ago)

late night poke her

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 13 August 2004 08:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Big Trouble In Little Vagina

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 13 August 2004 08:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Freaky (on a) Friday
Man Girls
Confessions of a Teenage Mall Hooker
The Pussy Trap

― Barms, Friday, 13 August 2004 13:31 (twenty-two years ago)

The Unberable Rightness of Being (C'd on)

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 13 August 2004 16:19 (twenty-two years ago)

three men and a little lady

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 13 August 2004 16:20 (twenty-two years ago)

When Harry Wet Sally

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 13 August 2004 17:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Feltch Me If You Can

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 13 August 2004 18:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Remains of the Spray
The 400 Blowjobs
Guess Who's Cumming to Dinner?
The Undiscovered Cunt

― oops (Oops), Friday, 13 August 2004 18:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Dickman & Throbbin'.
On Golden Blonde
Young Sherlock's Bone

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 13 August 2004 18:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Here Cums Mr. Jordan

― oops (Oops), Friday, 13 August 2004 18:33 (twenty-two years ago)

you mean Sikki Nixx

― PVC (peeveecee), Friday, 13 August 2004 19:34 (twenty-two years ago)

101 lactations

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 13 August 2004 23:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I've said it before: "Girl With A Pearl Necklace"

― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Saturday, 14 August 2004 00:44 (twenty-two years ago)

snatch

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 14 August 2004 15:28 (twenty-two years ago)

three months pass...
Pimped by an Angel!

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 15 November 2004 08:30 (twenty-one years ago)

http://xxx.aquasmack.com/porntitles.php?s=A NOT SAFE FOR WORK

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 15 November 2004 08:30 (twenty-one years ago)

cinemax had 'lord of the g-strings' on recently, my god was it horrible.

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 15 November 2004 08:32 (twenty-one years ago)

DAS BOOB!

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 15 November 2004 08:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha "Analyze these"

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 15 November 2004 11:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Inseminator 3: Rise of the machine

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 15 November 2004 11:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Honey, I Blew Everbody...

― mzui (mzui), Monday, 15 November 2004 11:55 (twenty-one years ago)

three men and a baby

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 15 November 2004 12:06 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...
School of cock

― StanM (StanM), Saturday, 21 January 2006 10:16 (twenty years ago)

"Remains of the Spray"

O God! This slays me!!!!!!!

― JTS (JTS), Saturday, 21 January 2006 13:09 (twenty years ago)

roffle @ Shaving Ryan's Privates

― StanM (StanM), Saturday, 21 January 2006 13:20 (twenty years ago)

"Is that semen in your eyes, Stevens?"
"No, Sir, tis merely the strains of a long day....."

― JTS (JTS), Saturday, 21 January 2006 13:36 (twenty years ago)

Abigail's Orgy
Fisting The Night Away
Boys With The White Stuff
Box Of Delights

― Ben Mott (Ben Mott), Saturday, 21 January 2006 13:42 (twenty years ago)

The Bang Her Sisters

― Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Saturday, 21 January 2006 17:05 (twenty years ago)

Ally McSqueal
Das Booty

― StanM (StanM), Saturday, 21 January 2006 19:32 (twenty years ago)

OMG!!!

― StanM (StanM), Saturday, 21 January 2006 19:33 (twenty years ago)

Clearly all Matt Damon movies make for great titles. Other than Shaving/Saving Ryan's Privates and Laying Private Ryan, we have Good Will Humping, The Porn Supremacy and The Legend of Bagger's Lance.

― Roz (Roz), Saturday, 21 January 2006 19:49 (twenty years ago)

Field of Wet Dreams!

Tagline: If you watch it, you will cum.

― JimD (JimD), Sunday, 22 January 2006 03:14 (twenty years ago)

A Clockwork Orgy
Ass Ventura: Crack Detective
The Blow Bitch Project

― VegemiteGrrl (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 22 January 2006 08:05 (twenty years ago)

Blowing for Columbine

― melton mowbray (adr), Sunday, 22 January 2006 10:40 (twenty years ago)

Position Impossible
Wet Dreams May Cum

― Melissa W (Melissa W), Sunday, 22 January 2006 11:11 (twenty years ago)

bareback mountin'

― jim p. irrelevant (electricsound), Sunday, 22 January 2006 11:13 (twenty years ago)

My favorite is All Anal on the Western Front.

― clotpoll, Sunday, 22 January 2006 15:36 (twenty years ago)

four months pass...
The Da Vinci Load (NSFW link)

― StanM (StanM), Sunday, 4 June 2006 13:58 (twenty years ago)

the Priory Of Semen!

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Sunday, 4 June 2006 14:17 (twenty years ago)

An Orifice and a Gentleman.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Sunday, 4 June 2006 15:37 (twenty years ago)

Around the Girls in 8 Ways !!

― JTS (JTS), Sunday, 4 June 2006 16:03 (twenty years ago)

The MANTRIX

― Abbott (Abbott), Sunday, 4 June 2006 18:14 (twenty years ago)

ten months pass...
Gaytanamo

― StanM, Friday, 27 April 2007 22:27 (nineteen years ago)

three months pass...

There's a porn actress called Faye Runaway

― StanM, Saturday, 11 August 2007 13:44 (nineteen years ago)

King Dong

― Jibe, Saturday, 11 August 2007 13:54 (nineteen years ago)

Muff-Diving Miss Daisy

― Noodle Vague, Saturday, 11 August 2007 14:05 (nineteen years ago)

When Harry Met Sally, They Had Sex with One Another

The Matrix-sex

Those Magnificent Men in Their Flying Machines Are Humping

Mr. Smith Goes to Washington Whilst Having Sex

American History XXX

Reservoir Dogs Humping All over People's Legs

All Quiet on the Western Front Except for All the People Having Sex on the Western Front

O Brother, Where Art Thou Doing It?

Sex Degrees of Sexparation

Akira Kurosawa's Dreams about Having Lots of Sex with People

You've Got Mail, and Also Tons of Sex!

It's a Wonderful Life When You Are Having Scads of Sex with Others

Some Like It Hot, e.g. Hookers

The Day the Earth Stood Still Somebody Somewhere Was Having Sex

Schindler's List of People to Have Sex with a Whole Lot

― kenan, Saturday, 11 August 2007 14:06 (nineteen years ago)

(that's one of my all-time favorite McSweeney's lists)

― kenan, Saturday, 11 August 2007 14:12 (nineteen years ago)

i didn't know custos wrote a mcsweeney's list

― aaron d.g., Saturday, 11 August 2007 17:07 (nineteen years ago)

Dude, there's already a real one: The MANTRIX. I haven't seen it, but it's existence prevents me from calling the original anything but "the maannnnnnntrix."

― Abbott, Saturday, 11 August 2007 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

"American History XXX" probably also exists

― kenan, Saturday, 11 August 2007 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

there's already a real one: The MANTRIX. I haven't seen it, but

I like how your phrasing implies that you COULD HAVE seen it, or that you MIGHT see it. As in, "Munich. I haven't seen it, but..."

― kenan, Saturday, 11 August 2007 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

I would really like to see a porn about psychoanalysts called DEEP ISSUES

― Hurting 2, Friday, 5 October 2007 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

Skindiana Bones and the Temple of Poon

― Bangelo, Friday, 5 October 2007 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

two months pass...

http:// www . cumoneileen . com /

vs.

http://i5.tinypic.com/6yn3fpi.jpg

― StanM, Saturday, 8 December 2007 09:15 (eighteen years ago)

Poop Dreams (I wish I was making this up)

― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 8 December 2007 12:55 (eighteen years ago)

two years pass...

Insertion

Leonhardon Dickaprio finds that he can achieve control over the levels of pleasure others achieve by placing various 'totems' in their orifices.

― "It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Monday, 2 August 2010 03:21 (sixteen years ago)

Nip/Fuck

― Pissed off our Weingarten (Stevie D), Monday, 2 August 2010 03:58 (sixteen years ago)

Jurassic Pork

― "It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Monday, 2 August 2010 04:08 (sixteen years ago)

A fist balled Wanda

― "It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Monday, 2 August 2010 04:08 (sixteen years ago)

The Firm

― billstevejim, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 04:57 (sixteen years ago)

Toy Story I-III obv

― "It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 04:58 (sixteen years ago)

"The Remains of the Spray"

HAHAHAHAHAHA

― from now on small breasts will never be the cause of your embarrassment (corey), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 05:10 (sixteen years ago)

No Exxxit

― gato busca pleitos (Eazy), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 05:42 (sixteen years ago)

Lady Chatterly's Fuck Buddy

― from now on small breasts will never be the cause of your embarrassment (corey), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 05:46 (sixteen years ago)

I Am a Fugitive From a Gang Bang

― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 05:48 (sixteen years ago)

Cool Hand Job, Luke

― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 05:53 (sixteen years ago)

I Am a Fugitive From a Gang Bang

― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, August 3, 2010 12:48 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark

LOL

― by another name (amateurist), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 06:14 (sixteen years ago)

Edward Penishands

― moley, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 10:55 (sixteen years ago)

Jersey Whore, featuring Nooki

― Charlie Chaliapin (j.lu), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 12:46 (sixteen years ago)

The Exxxecutioner's Song

― gato busca pleitos (Eazy), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 12:52 (sixteen years ago)

Il Fistino (The Fistman)

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 14:47 (sixteen years ago)

five months pass...

How to Train Your Drag King

― From the guys who brought you Fay Weldon (Eazy), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 06:35 (fifteen years ago)

"A Fist Balled Wanda" made me lol.

― tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 06:39 (fifteen years ago)

porkahontas
teenage tit freaks

― Moonlight Graham (chrisv2010), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 14:54 (fifteen years ago)

The Tits Are All Right

― From the guys who brought you Fay Weldon (Eazy), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 14:56 (fifteen years ago)

AVN Award Nominees For “Clever Title of the Year,” in order of cleverness:
1. The Squirt Locker
2. The Devil Wears Nada
3. Top Heavy Chef
4. The Facesitter from Ipanema
5. The Consumate Art of Stuffing Pink Holes
6. All Venus No Penis
7. Mamasans Knock You Out
8. Talibang
9. Gia Pets
10. The Notorious P.I.G.: Chelsie Rae
11. Spermface: The Movie
12. This Ain’t a XXX Parody It’s a Midget Movie!
13. Tiger’s Got Wood!
14. Malice in Lalaland
15. My Ex-Girlfriend is a Dumb Whore

^^ list from a friend's blog

― tangelo amour (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 15:34 (fifteen years ago)

!!!

― From the guys who brought you Fay Weldon (Eazy), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 15:55 (fifteen years ago)

I'm scared to ask what number 16 was...

― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 15:58 (fifteen years ago)

Facefuck: The Movie

― Moonlight Graham (chrisv2010), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 15:59 (fifteen years ago)

Lady Gaga: Poke-her Face

― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 16:06 (fifteen years ago)

Atomic Titten

― StanM, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 16:08 (fifteen years ago)

The King's Peach?

― Ludo, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 16:19 (fifteen years ago)

The White Ribbin'

― From the guys who brought you Fay Weldon (Eazy), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 16:24 (fifteen years ago)

Capitaljism: A Love Story

― From the guys who brought you Fay Weldon (Eazy), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 16:24 (fifteen years ago)

Winter's Boner

― Ludo, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 16:25 (fifteen years ago)

Exit Through The Gift Shot

(this one needs improving)

― Ludo, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 16:27 (fifteen years ago)

Horny, with a Chance of My Balls

(from 30 Rock)

― Darin, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 17:06 (fifteen years ago)

Capitaljism: A Love Story

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― From the guys who brought you Fay Weldon (Eazy), Tuesday, January 25, 2011 11:24 AM (55 minutes ago) Bookmark

^winner

― some hills are never seen (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 17:20 (fifteen years ago)

15. My Ex-Girlfriend is a Dumb Whore

sorry but lol

― goole, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 17:31 (fifteen years ago)

Uncle Fuck

― ‎\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 17:31 (fifteen years ago)

The Double Slut Experiment

― StanM, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 20:50 (fifteen years ago)

the curious case of benjamins butthole
vicky cristina double penetration
tropic cunther
there will be cum
no cunty for old men
the masturbation of jesse james by the coward robert ford
cum baby cum
ratitouille

― Beardie you disappoint me (chrisv2010), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 21:08 (fifteen years ago)

"11. Spermface: The Movie"

tbqf the book was pretty damned good, looking forward to seeing this.

― you think you're cool, but you read ick (Phil D.), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 21:18 (fifteen years ago)

Wendy and Lucy and Thelma and Louise and Hooch

― An Artily Shot Sesame Street (Eazy), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 21:23 (fifteen years ago)

Pokerhaunches

― Darin, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 21:26 (fifteen years ago)

how much longer must a man wait for a mad men erotic parody??

― not everything is a campfire (ian), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 21:49 (fifteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

Blew Valentine

― Mystical Singles (Eazy), Monday, 14 February 2011 04:12 (fifteen years ago)

Catfist

^ needs improving

― Ayo Scott (rip van wanko), Monday, 14 February 2011 04:22 (fifteen years ago)

still waiting for mad men porn tbh.

― not everything is a campfire (ian), Monday, 14 February 2011 04:33 (fifteen years ago)

kanyewest Kanye West
#Arcade fire!!!!!!!!!! There is hope!!! I feel like we all won when something like this happens! FUCKING AWESOME!
3 minutes ago Favorite Retweet Reply

― one pretty obvious guy in the obvious (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 14 February 2011 04:33 (fifteen years ago)

Haha wrong thread, obviously!

― one pretty obvious guy in the obvious (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 14 February 2011 04:34 (fifteen years ago)

The Arcade Fuckers (feat. Suckin' Stephens)

― Mystical Singles (Eazy), Monday, 14 February 2011 05:45 (fifteen years ago)

one year passes...

Zero Dark 'n' Dirty
Hole-y Motors
Amwhour

― Chief Duff (Eazy), Sunday, 13 January 2013 21:23 (thirteen years ago)

This Is 10"

― Chief Duff (Eazy), Sunday, 13 January 2013 21:29 (thirteen years ago)

The Nobbit: An Unexpurgated Journey

― non-elitist melted poo (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 13 January 2013 21:31 (thirteen years ago)

plowed atlas

― #YOLO magic orchestra (clouds), Sunday, 13 January 2013 21:51 (thirteen years ago)

Cocksopolis

― #YOLO magic orchestra (clouds), Sunday, 13 January 2013 21:57 (thirteen years ago)

Les Jizzérables

― non-elitist melted poo (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 13 January 2013 22:01 (thirteen years ago)

Jack Reachround

― non-elitist melted poo (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 13 January 2013 22:01 (thirteen years ago)

The Life of Bi

― #YOLO magic orchestra (clouds), Sunday, 13 January 2013 22:02 (thirteen years ago)

Slamsara

― #YOLO magic orchestra (clouds), Sunday, 13 January 2013 22:03 (thirteen years ago)

potential scandinavian arthouse sequel sarabang

― kristof-profiting-from-a-childs-illiteracy.html (schlump), Sunday, 13 January 2013 22:37 (thirteen years ago)

Reacher

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 13 January 2013 22:40 (thirteen years ago)

Loop 'er

― #YOLO magic orchestra (clouds), Sunday, 13 January 2013 22:46 (thirteen years ago)

The Perks of Banging A Wallflower

― Chief Duff (Eazy), Sunday, 13 January 2013 22:47 (thirteen years ago)

The Silver Titties Playdick

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 13 January 2013 22:49 (thirteen years ago)

Butt Lincoln

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 13 January 2013 22:49 (thirteen years ago)

Jaws

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 13 January 2013 22:50 (thirteen years ago)

The Rawshank Redemption

― #YOLO magic orchestra (clouds), Sunday, 13 January 2013 23:02 (thirteen years ago)

are any of these streamable on Wetchix?

― how's life, Sunday, 13 January 2013 23:26 (thirteen years ago)

Life of Hair Pie

― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Monday, 14 January 2013 04:00 (thirteen years ago)

How can 'Men in Black...Men' not be mentioned yet.

― MaresNest, Monday, 14 January 2013 20:55 (thirteen years ago)

thank you for smoking my dick

― for the relief of unbearable space hugs (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 14 January 2013 21:03 (thirteen years ago)

Orifice Space

― #YOLO magic orchestra (clouds), Monday, 14 January 2013 21:04 (thirteen years ago)

The Quine Tree Sun Anal Whores

― things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Monday, 14 January 2013 21:09 (thirteen years ago)

Los Olvidados Cumdumpsters XI

― things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Monday, 14 January 2013 21:10 (thirteen years ago)

Jumanji Coprophagiacs

― things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Monday, 14 January 2013 21:10 (thirteen years ago)

The Spirit of My Bee-hind

― #YOLO magic orchestra (clouds), Monday, 14 January 2013 21:12 (thirteen years ago)

The Sexcapades of Anna Magdalena Bach

― #YOLO magic orchestra (clouds), Monday, 14 January 2013 21:14 (thirteen years ago)

The Inseminating Angel

― #YOLO magic orchestra (clouds), Monday, 14 January 2013 21:18 (thirteen years ago)

Dude, Where's My Watch?

(actual title of a gay fisting porno)

― Public Brooding Closet (cryptosicko), Monday, 14 January 2013 21:49 (thirteen years ago)

Jack Reacher

― Chief Duff (Eazy), Monday, 14 January 2013 21:53 (thirteen years ago)

How to Survive a Peg

― Chief Duff (Eazy), Monday, 14 January 2013 22:03 (thirteen years ago)

Gangbang Squad

― NINO CARTER, Monday, 14 January 2013 23:33 (thirteen years ago)

Hyde Pork

― NINO CARTER, Monday, 14 January 2013 23:34 (thirteen years ago)

Transfuckers: Dick of the Moon

― how's life, Monday, 14 January 2013 23:38 (thirteen years ago)

Fistin' Impossible: Fist Protocol

― how's life, Monday, 14 January 2013 23:39 (thirteen years ago)

Dickable Me

― how's life, Monday, 14 January 2013 23:40 (thirteen years ago)

Surefuck Holes

― how's life, Monday, 14 January 2013 23:41 (thirteen years ago)

Can of Steel

― NINO CARTER, Monday, 14 January 2013 23:42 (thirteen years ago)

Dinkoln

― "Iron" (Will M.), Monday, 14 January 2013 23:52 (thirteen years ago)

dude, where's my cough drop

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 00:31 (thirteen years ago)

eight months pass...

Captain Fill-Ups

― smangerz (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 11 October 2013 20:24 (thirteen years ago)

Inside Llewyn Davis

― the vineyards where the grapes of corporate rock are stored (cryptosicko), Friday, 11 October 2013 20:41 (thirteen years ago)

We Need to Talk About Rimmin'

― Neanderthal, Friday, 11 October 2013 21:52 (thirteen years ago)

On Turner Crass-N-Sick Movies: The Amazing Doctor Clitoris-Mouth, starring Edward "G-Spot" Robinson, and White Meat, starring James Cagney ("I did 'em, Ma! Top of the world!")

― Word Salad Username (j.lu), Friday, 11 October 2013 23:02 (thirteen years ago)

three months pass...

Lee Daniels' The Buttler
Ass Is Lost
No-Bra Ska

― tbd (Eazy), Thursday, 16 January 2014 18:59 (twelve years ago)

Inside Her Gravity

― tbd (Eazy), Friday, 17 January 2014 05:36 (twelve years ago)

pretty shitty gang bang
― gaz (gaz), Thursday, August 12, 2004 12:37 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

LOOOOOOL

― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Friday, 17 January 2014 05:58 (twelve years ago)

I always liked "Ordinary Peepholes" from the Fisher King

― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Friday, 17 January 2014 06:02 (twelve years ago)

Los Olvidados Cumdumpsters XI

― things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Monday, January 14, 2013 1:10 PM (1 year ago)

― ^ enlightening post (sarahell), Friday, 17 January 2014 06:13 (twelve years ago)

The XXX Files: the truth is in there

― Leon Septamost, Friday, 17 January 2014 08:33 (twelve years ago)

Yew tree oh

― ^ sarcasm (ken c), Friday, 17 January 2014 08:44 (twelve years ago)

12 queers and a slave

― ^ sarcasm (ken c), Friday, 17 January 2014 08:45 (twelve years ago)

one year passes...

dickson in vagina

― walid foster dulles (man alive), Friday, 30 January 2015 15:06 (eleven years ago)

two years pass...

Mad-Chesty by the Sea

― who even are those other cats (Eazy), Thursday, 2 February 2017 18:19 (nine years ago)

Has some enterprising gay porn producer started work on Donald's Rump yet?

― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 2 February 2017 19:26 (nine years ago)

nine months pass...

Three's Humpin Me

"Cum and cock on our door"

― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Wednesday, 8 November 2017 22:47 (eight years ago)


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