Is Mark C. the most handsome ilxor?

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And I say the answer is yes!

― *blushes*, Monday, 23 August 2004 14:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Ooh my, Mark's mum found ILX!

― Jimmybommy JimmyK'KANG (Nick Southall), Monday, 23 August 2004 14:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Now I'm not normally one for breaching ILX user privacy but MODERATOR TO THREAD TO UNMASK THIS PERSON RIGHT NOW!

Mark C is very handsome.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 23 August 2004 15:00 (twenty-one years ago)

If it were really Mark's mum she would be saying "is the Mark C the faggiest (but nicest) ilxor".

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Monday, 23 August 2004 15:02 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/eastenders/images/eastenders/characters/barry_e/char_barryevans.jpg

HOTTT

― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Monday, 23 August 2004 15:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Fucking hell YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSssssssssssssssssssss......

― Jimmybommy JimmyK'KANG (Nick Southall), Monday, 23 August 2004 15:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Mark C. is quite handsome! He has very nice hands, too. Elegant - like, ballerina-like.

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Monday, 23 August 2004 15:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I am much more handsome.

― Johnny Depp (kenan), Monday, 23 August 2004 15:04 (twenty-one years ago)

IN YOUR DREAMS

― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Monday, 23 August 2004 15:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Aww, thanks Mands :) What a weird thread. It's obviously some kind of piss-take. Weird.

x-post - I dunno Nicole, Johnny Depp IS quite good-looking.

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 23 August 2004 15:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I am not Mark C.'s mum! And I say again: MARK C. IS ILX'S MOST HANDSOME BOY!

― *blushes*, Monday, 23 August 2004 15:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Hmm, I wonder who it could be?!?

― suzy (suzy), Monday, 23 August 2004 15:09 (twenty-one years ago)

The ILX MOST HANDSOME BOY CONTEST 2004 does not begin until the first of October.

― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Monday, 23 August 2004 15:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Isn't that when Ronan turns into a goat?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 23 August 2004 15:10 (twenty-one years ago)

"turns into"

― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Monday, 23 August 2004 15:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Nonono it's man of OATS not man of GOATS!

― Ricardo (RickyT), Monday, 23 August 2004 15:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought Huck was ILX's most HANDSOME(ISH) BOY.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 23 August 2004 15:13 (twenty-one years ago)

He didn't win the title!

― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Monday, 23 August 2004 15:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I think Jed may be ILX'S MOST HANDSOMEST BOY.

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 23 August 2004 15:14 (twenty-one years ago)

He didn't win the title!

Like Napoleon and power, he found it lying in the street and claimed it as his own.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 23 August 2004 15:15 (twenty-one years ago)

*blushes* ey? i think i know who this is!!

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 23 August 2004 15:16 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.theoriginalsoundtrack.com/ile/markc.jpg

Mark fought long and hard for the title.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 23 August 2004 15:16 (twenty-one years ago)

long and hard being the operative word

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 23 August 2004 15:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Making that face doesn't do my double chin any favours :(

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 23 August 2004 15:17 (twenty-one years ago)

There should have been a panel of judges or something. Feh.

― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Monday, 23 August 2004 15:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't see a double chin in that picture!

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 23 August 2004 15:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Mark's shy vulnerability is just one of the things that make him ILX'S MOST HANDSOME BOY. /harmless crush

― *blushes*, Monday, 23 August 2004 15:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Shy vulnerability?!

― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Monday, 23 August 2004 15:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Isn't that when Ronan turns into a goat?

I am not surprised I got a mention on a thread with "most handsome ilxor" in the title.

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 23 August 2004 15:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Call me paranoid but I'm detecting enormous doses of sarcasm on this thread.

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 23 August 2004 15:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Mark, I think yr being paranoid.

Hey person with a crush on Mark, have you met him before? Let's try and narrow this down.

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Monday, 23 August 2004 15:29 (twenty-one years ago)

well, I've never seen a ballerina go up yours.

― MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 23 August 2004 15:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I personally think Scott Seward is the most handsome ilxor.

― Maria D. (Maria D.), Monday, 23 August 2004 15:31 (twenty-one years ago)

No offense to Mark C., though

― Maria D. (Maria D.), Monday, 23 August 2004 15:32 (twenty-one years ago)

OK, but I'm still cutest, right?

― Ally C (Ally C), Monday, 23 August 2004 15:32 (twenty-one years ago)

he's the most handsome Mark on ILX.

― MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 23 August 2004 15:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Mark Grout to thread, with a gauntlet!

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 23 August 2004 15:34 (twenty-one years ago)

No Marks.

― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Monday, 23 August 2004 15:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I personally think Scott Seward is the most handsome ilxor.

Personal bias!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 23 August 2004 15:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Pretty Barry!

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 23 August 2004 15:37 (twenty-one years ago)

no offense to myself or mark c or any of the other guys, but: spencer chow

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Monday, 23 August 2004 15:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Sorry if I upset you Mark. No sarcasm at all, you're a lovely boy. Forgive my silly, harmless crush!

*disappears*

― *blushes*, Monday, 23 August 2004 15:38 (twenty-one years ago)

This is retarded.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Monday, 23 August 2004 15:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't know why that cracks me up so much but it does.

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 23 August 2004 15:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I agree, there's just something about it.

― Invoke the Creepy! (Nicole), Monday, 23 August 2004 15:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Indeed

― This is retarded (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 23 August 2004 15:46 (twenty-one years ago)

i don't see what's retarded about it.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 23 August 2004 15:47 (twenty-one years ago)

you forgot to log out

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 23 August 2004 15:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Mark looks like one of my ex boyfriends. Between that and my fiance being an ILXor I'm doubly biased against him winning this title. Sorry, dude.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Monday, 23 August 2004 15:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Mark C of ILX?

This is such a stretch! I was talking with you online at the above mentioned site and you were with your whole crew talking about post-crunk or something. I would have loved to stayed and talked with you (me: all in black with multiple strand of pearls, demure font) but had to go. I thought you were very nice and handsome (you mentioned liking iced tea) Please write if you're interested in sharing an iced tea, on me ;)

― teehee (Gear!), Monday, 23 August 2004 15:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't make me find the pink leggings picture.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 23 August 2004 15:49 (twenty-one years ago)

No worries Ally. Your fiance is hott.

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 23 August 2004 15:50 (twenty-one years ago)

What.. the.. hell?

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Monday, 23 August 2004 15:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Please write if you're interested in sharing an iced tea, on me ;)

I am wondering what 'on me' means.

Mark C fanfic plz.

― Alba (Alba), Monday, 23 August 2004 15:51 (twenty-one years ago)

What's retarded is the twee blushing person. Not Mark C. Corduroyboy is most definitely not a retard.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Monday, 23 August 2004 15:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Mark C vs Alien vs Predator plz.

― MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 23 August 2004 15:52 (twenty-one years ago)

WTF, did I miss the Allyzay + TOMBOT knot-tying announcement?!?!

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Monday, 23 August 2004 15:53 (twenty-one years ago)

This twee blushing person should just e-mail Mark privately and share his/her love.

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Monday, 23 August 2004 15:53 (twenty-one years ago)

aw... well thanks Markelby, obviously I have put up a couple of pics where i look pretty good rather than not bad. I vote for Spencer too, i think.

― jed_ (jed), Monday, 23 August 2004 15:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Ice tea on your ts.

― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Monday, 23 August 2004 15:53 (twenty-one years ago)

WTF, did I miss the Allyzay + TOMBOT knot-tying announcement?!?!

Heh. It's come up on a couple of separate threads but there wasn't ever any specific announcement of it.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 23 August 2004 15:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh yeah, I vote for Spencer too, if we're doing this.

― Alba (Alba), Monday, 23 August 2004 15:54 (twenty-one years ago)

is that Mark C with the finger?

― jed_ (jed), Monday, 23 August 2004 15:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes.

― Alba (Alba), Monday, 23 August 2004 15:55 (twenty-one years ago)

This twee blushing person should just e-mail Mark privately and share his/her love

How do you know they haven't? repeatedly? If you email Mark and yr email bounces back coz his inbox is full, you'll know why.

― MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 23 August 2004 15:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh yeah, I vote for Spencer too, if we're doing this.

Very good point.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 23 August 2004 15:56 (twenty-one years ago)

that's the post-crunk Mark C

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 23 August 2004 15:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I vote for Spencer if he's gotten a damn haircut, the hippy.

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 23 August 2004 15:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Can we embarrass Spencer some more now, to bring some gender balance to the Kim fiasco of yesterday?

― Alba (Alba), Monday, 23 August 2004 15:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Two incidents of creepiness do not make a right, etc.

― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Monday, 23 August 2004 15:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Everyone on ILX really needs to get some, and soon.

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 23 August 2004 15:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I blame the rain.

― Alba (Alba), Monday, 23 August 2004 15:59 (twenty-one years ago)

surely that would ease frustration

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 23 August 2004 16:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't see what's so wrong with being creepy. This is the internet, isn't it? That's what it was MADE FOR!

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Monday, 23 August 2004 16:01 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.mattscdsingles.com/acatalog/milli%20vanilli%20blame%20it%20on%20the%20rain%20german.jpg

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 23 August 2004 16:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Blame it on the rain
That was far from fallin’
Blame it on the stars
That didn’t shine that night
Whatever you do
Don’t put the blame on you
Blame it on the rain, yeah, yeah

― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Monday, 23 August 2004 16:02 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.crapfromthepast.com/millivanilli/blameitontherainsleevefront.jpg

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 23 August 2004 16:03 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.mattscdsingles.com/acatalog/blame%20it%20on%20the%20rain%20uk.jpg

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 23 August 2004 16:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought the internet was made as some sort of super duper information highway.

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 23 August 2004 16:03 (twenty-one years ago)

an information highway is kinda creepy.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 23 August 2004 16:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I prefer "Blame it on the weatherman" by B*Witched.

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 23 August 2004 16:04 (twenty-one years ago)

internet creepiness should be kept between you and your consenting free porn site

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 23 August 2004 16:04 (twenty-one years ago)

there's no such thing as free porn cece.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 23 August 2004 16:05 (twenty-one years ago)

"Sorry I was late, but the stars were so beautiful that I had to stop the car and get out and just watch them, and listen to some Milli Vanilli. You understand."

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 23 August 2004 16:06 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.joannou.net/petullant//markpucker-thumb.jpg

― forces beyond our understanding..., Monday, 23 August 2004 16:06 (twenty-one years ago)

then it's so close that it should be called I Can't Believe It's Not Free Porn, ken.

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 23 August 2004 16:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I wonder when the first creepy internet message was exchanged.

― Alba (Alba), Monday, 23 August 2004 16:07 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.joannou.net/petullant/markpucker-thumb.jpg

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 23 August 2004 16:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I wonder, if way back in the day, if Ham radio was creepy.

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Monday, 23 August 2004 16:08 (twenty-one years ago)

first creepy internet message: "watson, come here, I want to c on your ts."

those pics of milli vanilli reaffirm how far ILXors have to go before achieving true handsomeness.

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 23 August 2004 16:08 (twenty-one years ago)

i wonder if "a/s/l" was ever transmitted as a telegram.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 23 August 2004 16:08 (twenty-one years ago)

"i can't believe it's not free" porn just sounds like it's of tremendously poor quality.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 23 August 2004 16:09 (twenty-one years ago)

a forward slash s forward slash l stop

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 23 August 2004 16:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I think DARPAnet is pretty creepy, but prolly not in the same way.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 23 August 2004 16:11 (twenty-one years ago)

.- ... .-..

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 23 August 2004 16:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Ha ha ken c!!

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 23 August 2004 16:12 (twenty-one years ago)

"watson, come here, I want to c on your ts."

Keep me out of this, please.

― ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 23 August 2004 16:21 (twenty-one years ago)

did sherlock holmes have access to the internet? I didn't remember reading about it.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 23 August 2004 16:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I might have been reading slash

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 23 August 2004 16:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't recall if Arthur Conan Doyle was the author of "Sherlock Holmes and the case of the illicit jpeg"

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 23 August 2004 16:26 (twenty-one years ago)

i bet slash doesn't use computers.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 23 August 2004 16:26 (twenty-one years ago)

In the grand scale of things that this gigantic experiment in non-hierarchical communication in the event of nuclear holocaust became the major vehicle for dudes to be creepy is sorta funny.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 23 August 2004 16:27 (twenty-one years ago)

if he does i'd imagine him to type real fast.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 23 August 2004 16:27 (twenty-one years ago)

to me, people telling someone they're handsome is less creepy than a nuclear holocaust

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 23 August 2004 16:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Why is a nuclear holocaust creepy?

― Alba (Alba), Monday, 23 August 2004 16:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Well the mutants are always seen to be somewhat antisocial.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 23 August 2004 16:30 (twenty-one years ago)

i don't know, but i'd imagine it'd make a lot of people throw up.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 23 August 2004 16:30 (twenty-one years ago)

post nuclear holocaust ilx

Is Mark C the ilxor with the most penises?

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 23 August 2004 16:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Ew, like in a jar?

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 23 August 2004 16:33 (twenty-one years ago)

in a bag. A bag of dicks.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 23 August 2004 16:34 (twenty-one years ago)

BIPENILE

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 23 August 2004 16:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Okay, fuck you m-w.org for not being familiar with this word for someone with two cocks that I was fairly certain was a for real thing.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 23 August 2004 16:36 (twenty-one years ago)

triskadecaphalia

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Monday, 23 August 2004 16:37 (twenty-one years ago)

i'd have thought 2 would be a pathetic amount for a polypenile mutant.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 23 August 2004 16:37 (twenty-one years ago)

STOP THE MADNESS

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 23 August 2004 16:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Mark C, yesterday:

http://poku.by.ru/img/uro4.jpg

― Alba (Alba), Monday, 23 August 2004 16:52 (twenty-one years ago)

That's rude.

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 23 August 2004 16:55 (twenty-one years ago)

If I get fired because of nsfw pictures, I'm blaming Alba.

― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Monday, 23 August 2004 16:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Sorry, I thought they were manboobs.

― Alba (Alba), Monday, 23 August 2004 16:56 (twenty-one years ago)

You would anyway wouldn't you? ;)

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 23 August 2004 16:56 (twenty-one years ago)

that bitch stole my hair

― the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Monday, 23 August 2004 16:57 (twenty-one years ago)

ihttp://homepage.mac.com/tombot/.Pictures/99p.jpg

― TOMBOT, Monday, 23 August 2004 17:00 (twenty-one years ago)

GENIUS

― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Monday, 23 August 2004 17:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Those last two photo/text combos are priceless.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 23 August 2004 17:01 (twenty-one years ago)

awwwwww yeeeeaaahhh

― the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Monday, 23 August 2004 17:01 (twenty-one years ago)

OMG

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Monday, 23 August 2004 17:01 (twenty-one years ago)

panel 3 is golden

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 23 August 2004 17:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Genius Tom! Panel 3!!

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 23 August 2004 17:02 (twenty-one years ago)

po pete

― the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Monday, 23 August 2004 17:04 (twenty-one years ago)

and I actually knew where the words were from!

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 23 August 2004 17:05 (twenty-one years ago)

you didn't know 'lust for life'??

― the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Monday, 23 August 2004 17:06 (twenty-one years ago)

The snow is because Barry is ice cold.

― TOMBOT, Monday, 23 August 2004 17:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually, steve I didn't.

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 23 August 2004 17:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Mark is handsome, yes, but my votes (I want two, as it is hard to balance photos against people I've seen lots) go to Spencer Chow and Matt DC.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 23 August 2004 17:39 (twenty-one years ago)

i elect tom god of the internet.

― g--ff (gcannon), Monday, 23 August 2004 17:43 (twenty-one years ago)

haha that is grebt--i love the subtle use of italics

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Monday, 23 August 2004 17:54 (twenty-one years ago)

can women be handsome?

― the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Monday, 23 August 2004 18:29 (twenty-one years ago)

You mean, like Bea Arthur?

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 23 August 2004 18:30 (twenty-one years ago)

yes indeed though maybe it is used to suggest a certain manliness. Someone like Kathleen Keener is handsome i think.

― jed_ (jed), Monday, 23 August 2004 18:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Two words: Bea Arthur (xxpost hahahahahah Dan!!!)

― Yes, I'm kidding (Jeanne Fury), Monday, 23 August 2004 18:31 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.deaconsteve.com/bobjudge/images/bea.jpg

― Gear! (Gear!), Monday, 23 August 2004 18:31 (twenty-one years ago)

that picture looks more like Phyllis Diller.

― jed_ (jed), Monday, 23 August 2004 18:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Or Cesar Romero.

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Monday, 23 August 2004 18:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Mark C is definitely up there. (And damn you with the dirty minds!)

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Monday, 23 August 2004 18:52 (twenty-one years ago)

What's THIS?!?! Aging arthur in heinous hysterics? Inspiring Ilxors to contact their clerics?

Swyggart OTM.

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 23 August 2004 18:58 (twenty-one years ago)

With her arms crossed like that over her clothes she also kind of looks like Jambi the Genie.

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 23 August 2004 18:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Catherine Keener, you mean, jed? Maybe she is. Handsome is good, then.

― Alba (Alba), Monday, 23 August 2004 19:01 (twenty-one years ago)

yes i always get confused. she is, very.

― jed_ (jed), Monday, 23 August 2004 19:03 (twenty-one years ago)

She's the most sexual actress I can think of right now. Maybe I should concentrate.

― Alba (Alba), Monday, 23 August 2004 19:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Jaysis the edge, TOMBOT = genius. I nearly did a bottom sick.

― Ricardo (RickyT), Monday, 23 August 2004 19:19 (twenty-one years ago)

who are you avid merrion?

― cºzen (Cozen), Monday, 23 August 2004 19:20 (twenty-one years ago)

No, Michael Winner.

― Ricardo (RickyT), Monday, 23 August 2004 19:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Does Avid Merrion really use the term 'bottom sick'? Oh dear. I've severely embarassed myself now, haven't I?

― Ricardo (RickyT), Monday, 23 August 2004 19:24 (twenty-one years ago)

nah, but he says things like 'sex wee'. I'm just in a bad mood, sorry.

the answer to the thread is 'phil-two'.

― cºzen (Cozen), Monday, 23 August 2004 19:24 (twenty-one years ago)

No, you have a good point. I temporarily forgot that the whole Michael Winner/bottom sick thing is an injoke belonging to a different group of internet people.

― Ricardo (RickyT), Monday, 23 August 2004 19:28 (twenty-one years ago)

"sex wee"

― Never Eating Again (Dan Perry), Monday, 23 August 2004 19:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Shaboy! You're crazy for this one, Tom!!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 23 August 2004 19:35 (twenty-one years ago)

BEST THREAD EVER!

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 23 August 2004 20:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I think Spencer's is better.

― Alba (Alba), Monday, 23 August 2004 20:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, so do I.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 23 August 2004 20:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Spencer doesn't share files on slsk, his claims to handsomeness are null and void.

― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Monday, 23 August 2004 20:27 (twenty-one years ago)

The backlash begins!

― Alba (Alba), Monday, 23 August 2004 20:28 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/backlash.jpg

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 23 August 2004 20:29 (twenty-one years ago)

That reminds me Nicole, I finally bought a blank tape today to copy your secret shame onto. You will probably receive it some time this year. I figured since it's been 20 years a few more months wouldn't kill.

― Alba (Alba), Monday, 23 August 2004 20:32 (twenty-one years ago)

*concludes the secret shame is N.'s videotaped audition, which Nicole cannot live without*

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 23 August 2004 20:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Ironically I just got this off of slsk this weekend, so there's no need now.

― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Monday, 23 August 2004 20:36 (twenty-one years ago)

BECAUSE OF PEOPLE SHARING FILES.

― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Monday, 23 August 2004 20:36 (twenty-one years ago)

*concludes the secret shame is N.'s videotaped audition, which Nicole cannot live without*

Chippendales or Puppetry of the Penis?

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 23 August 2004 20:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Speak up, Nicole, I can't hear you.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 23 August 2004 20:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Chippendales or Puppetry of the Penis?

Ultimately, is there a difference?

(You realize, Dan, it could be time to revive that customized version of the "When Doves Cry" lyrics again.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 23 August 2004 20:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I sure fucking hope there's a difference between Chippendales and Puppetry of the Penis because my fragile little mind can't handle the idea of ten guys mashing their dicks into painful-looking shapes in unison to the tune of "Working For The Weekend".

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 23 August 2004 20:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Thank you for that image, which I will now treasure.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 23 August 2004 20:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh - sorry for being so tardy then. One day I'll do something useful.

― Alba (Alba), Monday, 23 August 2004 20:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Everybody's working for the weekend *the snail-2-3-4*
Everybody wants a little romance *boxstep-kick turn*
Everybody's goin' off the deep end *the windsurfer-2-3-4*
Everybody needs a second chance, oh *POSE*
You want a piece of my heart *Eiffel Tower-2-3-4*
You better start from start *the hamburger step-ball change*
You wanna be in the show *the bulldog-2-3-plie*
Come on baby lets go *the brain-2-scissors kick-jazz hands*

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 23 August 2004 20:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Kneady.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 23 August 2004 20:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Theoretically, you could ask a person on slsk to be added to their list for shares. The person who "doesn't share" on slsk may theoretically be using a work computer and doesn't want to use too much bandwidth.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 23 August 2004 20:50 (twenty-one years ago)

(This is possibly the most pathetic derail attempt I've ever made.)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 23 August 2004 20:52 (twenty-one years ago)

(But I thank you for trying.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 23 August 2004 20:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I hate you both so much right now. I'm not joking.

(Sorry Spencer, but in my experience most people just don't want to share files with anyone. Didn't mean to imply that about you in particular.)

― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Monday, 23 August 2004 20:59 (twenty-one years ago)

:( We made Nicole turn into Kelis.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 23 August 2004 21:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Alas it is true. :-(

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 23 August 2004 21:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Someone's gotta bring some good stuff to this thread.

― R.I.M.A. (Barima), Monday, 23 August 2004 21:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Sorry Spencer, but in my experience most people just don't want to share files with anyone. Didn't mean to imply that about you in particular.

Like I said, ask and ye shall be added.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 23 August 2004 21:12 (twenty-one years ago)

theoretically

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 23 August 2004 21:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Now he's playing hard to get.

― Alba (Alba), Monday, 23 August 2004 21:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Spencer makes people list geometry postulates before granting access to those ever-elusive Swing Out Sister bootlegs.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 23 August 2004 21:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Bea Arthur's Ts

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 23 August 2004 21:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I am sharing SIX DIFFERENT FILES AT ONCE. Take that motherfuckers.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 23 August 2004 21:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Stud!

― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Monday, 23 August 2004 21:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Utterly shameless.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 23 August 2004 21:34 (twenty-one years ago)

We're almost back at the tentacle pr0n.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 23 August 2004 21:40 (twenty-one years ago)

1. Prince - Get Off
2. D'Angelo - Playa Playa
3. Jay-Z - Girls Girls Girls
4. Marvin Gaye - Let's Get It On
5. Bright Eyes - Why Do No Girls Fancy Me (Like Three Canaries In An Aged Grandfather Clock)
6. Shaggy - Mr Boombastic

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 23 August 2004 21:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Shit, I knew I'd fucked it up somewhere along the line.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 23 August 2004 21:52 (twenty-one years ago)

ow i have hurt myself with the chuckling

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 23 August 2004 22:10 (twenty-one years ago)

the proper Bright Eyes choice was "Lover I Don't Have to Love". We would've also accepted "the City has Sex" and "Pull My Hair".

― so don't front, yo (bnw), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 03:10 (twenty-one years ago)

The most handsome ILXor is so obviously Sick Mouthy.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 03:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Aye, he be a handsome lad. So's Stevem tho!

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 04:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Awww. How much am I paying you again?

― the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 08:24 (twenty-one years ago)

more than I am, obviously

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 08:27 (twenty-one years ago)

what have you done for me lately?

― the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 08:28 (twenty-one years ago)

ooooohooooooooohhhhh YEAH!

― the neurotic awakening of rhythm nation (blueski), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 08:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Awww oops you're a hotty too ;p

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 09:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Mark C. is the Mulholland Dr. of ilx.

Spencer Chow is some bratpack movie from the '80s.

Marcello Carlin is The Ring, I fear.

― last night at club silencio, Tuesday, 24 August 2004 13:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I have no files to share.

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 15:33 (twenty-one years ago)

he's the most handsome Mark on ILX.
-- MarkH (mark_e_heste...) (webmail), August 23rd, 2004. (link)

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Mark Grout to thread, with a gauntlet!
-- Markelby (boyincorduro...) (webmail), August 23rd, 2004. (link)

http://www.ideal-hosting.co.uk/~go-quick/pics/mark.jpg
Gauntlet!

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 26 August 2004 09:09 (twenty-one years ago)

great pic

― the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Thursday, 26 August 2004 09:12 (twenty-one years ago)

nice tshirt, too!

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 26 August 2004 09:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Mark G is inviting the other Marks to battle at his island fortress!

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 26 August 2004 09:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I wish I had an Island Fortress.

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 26 August 2004 09:16 (twenty-one years ago)

FAIslandFortress? *sigh* I want one too. Do you want to be archnemeses, jel?

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Thursday, 26 August 2004 09:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I need to get a pic taken of me with the Folly Bridge Folly in the background. It is U&K.

― MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 26 August 2004 09:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, I want one of those big stately chairs, that also double as lift that goes down to my big underground lair. I also wouldn't mind a few minnions, I'd pay them well though.

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 26 August 2004 09:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Liz and Jel:
http://www.transfandom.com/matrix/features/52/csc_hh_statues.jpg

― robster (robster), Thursday, 26 August 2004 09:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Marcello Carlin is The Ring, I fear.

-- last night at club silencio (clubsilenci...), August 24th, 2004.

KISS MY RING HATAH! AND I AIN'T WEARIN' NO JEWELLERY!

― Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 26 August 2004 09:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Markelby is OK. I like him.

― the bellefox, Thursday, 26 August 2004 09:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I think the point of this thread is that he's more than ok.

― MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 26 August 2004 09:55 (twenty-one years ago)

being not the most handsome is not ok.

― dude from nip/tuck (ken c), Thursday, 26 August 2004 09:56 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread was started by dog latin, wasn't it? Look at the login name!

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 19:27 (twenty-one years ago)

two years pass...

http://69.93.254.120/G/storage/site1/files/26/05/89/260589_5052567266e154uz0t2704.jpg

proven by science

No Moby?

― I'm down for runnin' up on them crackers in the city hall... (papa november), Saturday, 30 September 2006 13:43 (nineteen years ago)

haha, look at the title!

hahaha holy shit

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 30 September 2006 16:34 (nineteen years ago)

Someone, anyone, somewhere, please reassure me that Tombot's Mark C/99 Problems strip has not been lost to us forever.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 1 October 2006 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

this thread is sick! sick! sick! sick! sick! sick! sick! sick! sick!

― and what (ooo), Sunday, 1 October 2006 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

w/apologies to the BOT

http://img304.imageshack.us/img304/8168/99pis5.jpg

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Sunday, 1 October 2006 21:46 (nineteen years ago)

Dan and Ned need to be beaten up. For serious.

― GILLY'S BAGG'EAR VANCE OF COUPARI (Ex Leon), Sunday, 1 October 2006 22:44 (nineteen years ago)

"sex wee"

-- Never Eating Again (djperr...), August 24th, 2004 6:28 AM. (Dan Perry)

I am afeared to ask in what universe Dan associates "sex wee" with eating to start with.

― :o :| :/ %-( (trayce), Monday, 2 October 2006 01:00 (nineteen years ago)

im glad that comic still exists

one month passes...

Hahahaha oh this thread!

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

barack lasagna

― mookieproof, Thursday, 6 November 2008 20:54 (seventeen years ago)

*blushes*

― velko, Thursday, 6 November 2008 20:55 (seventeen years ago)

Hahahaha omg.

― Matt DC, Thursday, 6 November 2008 21:04 (seventeen years ago)

oh man this is ridiculous

― Black Seinfeld (HI DERE), Thursday, 6 November 2008 21:20 (seventeen years ago)

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