How do you feel about the British Empire?

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Taken from an American review of James' "The Rise and Fall of The British Empire"

Once a maritime superpower and ruler of half the world, Britain's current position as an isolated, economically fragile island squabbling with her European neighbours often seems difficult to accept, if not comprehend. Although still afforded nominal status through membership of groups such as G7 and the retention of a permanent seat on the UN Security Council, the simple truth is that Britain has been resting on her laurels since 1945, if not before.

Is that how you Brits feel about yourselves?

toraneko, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hmm, comfy laurels.

Pete, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

No, I felt much better when we were exploiting the economies of countries across the globe and imposing our views on everyone because we felt we had a god-given duty to do so.

Will, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Rudyard Kipling:
God of our fathers, known of old,
Lord of our far-flung battle-line,
Beneath whose awful Hand we hold
Dominion over palm and pine —
Lord God of Hosts, be with us yet,
Lest we forget — lest we forget!

The tumult and the shouting dies;
The captains and the kings depart:
Still stands Thine ancient sacrifice,
An humble and a contrite heart.
Lord God of Hosts, be with us yet,
Lest we forget — lest we forget!

Far-called, our navies melt away;
On dune and headland sinks the fire:
Lo, all our pomp of yesterday
Is one with Nineveh and Tyre
Judge of the Nations, spare us yet,
Lest we forget — lest we forget!

If drunk with sight of power, we loose
Wild tongues that have not Thee in awe,
Such boastings as the Gentiles use,
Or lesser breeds without the Law —
Lord God of Hosts, be with us yet,
Lest we forget — lest we forget!

For heathen heart that puts her trust
In recking tube and iron shard,
All valiant dust that builds on dust,
And guarding, calls not Thee to guard,
For frantic boast and foolish word —
Thy Mercy on thy People, Lord!

Nelson Muntz: HA-haa!

mark s, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Isolated? How can we be when we have Uncle USA to hold hands with?

Madchen, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

After that full English breakfast, blackberry and apple pie and custard, and a hot pot of tiffin, quite frankly dear boy I couldn't give a damn.

Imperialism in the traditional sense of the word is something of a dodo nowadays. Economic imperialism however is very much alive and kicking.

Trevor, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I suppose this is the way you might see things if you judged your country's worth by such things. No, it isn't the way I feel about myself.

Nick, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It was the economically fragile island squabbling with her European neighbours bit that I found particularly interesting.

toraneko, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I don't see how being an international bully would be preferable?

Nicole, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

who is "James" — does s/he have a first name (does he have a second name)?

Economic squabbling compared to who and who?

mark s, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yeah well if you're talking about government then this was the general character of our EU foreign policy through the years of Conservative rule. Kind of different since 1997 (and even since Major took over in 1990).

Nick, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The British Empire is a great reminder to all that nothing is permanent, even in modern times.

DG, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

DG = Kipling de nos jours

mark s, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Er, thank you Mark.

DG, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Lawrence James - I figured everyone else knew of this book because I did and I'm far less cultured than anyone else here.

http://britishbooks.site.yahoo.net/britishbooks/2912.html

toraneko, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

This quote's really annoying me now. Nominal status through membership of the G7? Does Italy have a better claim to be a G7 country? And economically fragile? Like Japan, perhaps? Not that I really give much of a toss about these things anyway.

Madchen, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

We prob should be in G7 but the permanent seat on security council was an old bargain struck that now seems an anachronism.

Nick, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I think you're justified in your irritation Madchen, I was thinking pretty much the same thing. The UK isn't a third-world country, despite what its detractors would like to believe.

DG, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

economically fragile island squabbling with her European neighbours

substitute european for pacific/oceanic and we have Oz...

australian insomnaics let us unite, for we are part of the UK....

Geoff, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Poor English and their former power. Now they bow to their rebelious sons.

Mike Hanle y, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

My view on the British Empire is that if we didn't do it, someone else would have. But marry the idea of the Empire (sans Emperor note) with other British qualities (fair play, stiff upper lippiness) and perhaps you may have got one of the better alternative. Lord knows the French and Dutch forays into these areas were not [erfect but - from my viewpoint - also lacked a certain elegance which became clear when the empire withdrew.

So maybe I'm not proud that we had an Empire, but that the one we did have was at least run well and with a semblance (and not much more) of a conscience. That said my knowledge of the actual doings and dealings of empire are more than scant so this view will not be easy to justify.

Pete, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"sans Emperor" - from 1875 Victoria was officially Empress Of India, and presumably this continued with the succession until 1947.

Tom, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It's generally American commentators that get excited about British Imperial decline - a kind of 'sore winners' attitude. My theory is that you need a critical mass of national self-consciousness (call it patriotism if you like) to sustain global power and ambiition in the first place. So a lot of Americans have it and can't empathise with the fact that most under-40 Brits just don't anymore - a couple of post-Imperial generations and the national self-consciousness washes out of the bloodstream, and frankly we're better off without it. Nobody finds Sweden's transition from Empire to quiet business- minding baffling any more, after all.

Tom, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

if not for clive "of" india et al, ILE would be in Dutch

mark s, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Did Dave Q write this review?

Nick, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

But is the reason why most under 40's do not have this urge is because we don't have the Empire. Frankly I can take it or leave it this time (but then, I belong to the Blankety Blank Generation).

Empress Of India, what about all the other colonies?

Pete, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yes, it is. Basically the generations which lost Empire still feel its loss, and the under-40s don't, I think.

The Empress-ing (actually it may have been 1877) was basically a stunt by Disraeli to provide a big excuse for street parties and parades, to cover up the fact that he didn't have much legislation on the books. This is all from memory, history fans, feel free to correct. It was controversial in places anyway and wd have been more so if he'd tried to chuck Australia, etc. in too.

Tom, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Weren't Aus/Can/SA/Newfoundland nearing Dominion status at this point anyway?

RickyT, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I am not under 40 (I just realised) and am exactly the right age to have known the glee w.which our rubbish old land empire was replaced by a gleaming new empire of POP as the former colonies (and indeed non colonies) fell to our moptop myrmidon legions and nevah recovered hurrah

mark s, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

B-bu-but, what about us? Please, you can't just abandon a nation on America's doorstep like this? We still love you. C'mon. We look so dashing in red Mountie uniforms remember? We're beginning to think that you've forgotten how to love us, since you started just sitting there watching football all day. And we *had* to ask for that separation back in 82! You left us no choice! But the truth is, we're really not so happy living the single life... *cries tears of pure maple sadness*

Canada aka your ex-bitch, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It's true really. As a first generation Canadian, I'd always felt a fairly strong affinity and affection for the UK despite having never been there myself. (The queen *is* still on our money and portraits are still hung at our schools you know!) That was until I came here and it finally dawned on me that you fuckers don't even give us a second thought. ;)

Kim, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Canada = Pete Best of the British Empire

chris, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

That's cos all you Canadians also speak French and probably have Charles De Gaulles big hooter on your coins too. British very suspicious of the French therefore we think all you Canucks are actually Napoleonic spies.

Pete, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

So what you're saying is that our disinformation plan regarding our northern neighbors is working, then.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Well, if your definition of "speaking french" is knowing the correct words to say grated parmesan cheese or grapefruit, or complex phrases like "what time is it?", well ok sure - you've got us there.

Kim, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I am an American, but also my mother is from a former british colony. Colonies suXoR.

Sterling Clover, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"Canada = Pete Best of the British Empire"

I don't get it. Does that mean America is Ringo Starr?

Trevor, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

yes, Australia is George Harrison, hmm, what about Lennon and Macca though?

chris, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Austro-Hungarian Empire = Gerry and the Pacemakers.

Nick, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I reckon Gibraltar = Shaun Ryder.

Trevor, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Noel Gallagher, surely?

Nick, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

To be fair, I had him down as Jamaica.

Trevor, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Mark S's post a little earlier - genius distilled. What Tom said is also very accurate: ruminations over "national decline" are mostly the stuff of US commentators while the British just get on with their lives. I also think there may be a class thing here - those of the upper middle-class who were born and raised in the expectation that they would lead and serve the Empire tend to feel its loss more than those of the same generation from working-class backgrounds, for whom it was a more distant and less personal thing.

I don't approve or disapprove of the Empire: it's just something of our past that doesn't personally fascinate me that much, but I accept it as a fact and as a part of its time. Although Britain has redefined itself much more successfully than many outside it think, I would say that imperial values were influential on the BBC and on certain newspapers for longer than they should have been (and sadness over loss of empire still partially fuels some papers: it'll be interesting what happens at the Daily Mail, say, when a younger man succeeds Paul Dacre).

Robin Carmody, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I think that "Imperial values" though were - are, even - also responsible for the ethos of the BBC World Service which is pretty much a Good Thing.

Tom, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Tom you are right with the Disraeli thing. As far as I can remember, only his Home Secretary had actually done any work at all and Disraeli was a master of spin who gave Victoria the title to stay in her good books and piss off arch-rival Gladstone who was probably busy chopping down trees and not giving a shit about Disraeli anyway.

Bill, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Just thought of alternative answer to question:

"WITH YOUR ARMIES".

Nick, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Indeed, Tom - I was thinking more of the aftereffects of imperial values still dominating domestic BBC output in the late 1950s, when many of the programmes were being made for a world already disappearing but those within the BBC didn't seem to recognise that. But, as I said, it's all a very long time ago - the imperial echoes (to quote the title of the theme tune to "Radio Newsreel") were largely removed when Hugh Greene was Director-General (1960-69). The great strength of the BBC has always been its adaptability, gradually removing even the tone of excessive (by modern standards) authority and overt self-confidence that was present in some TV announcers' voices even in the early 80s.

Robin Carmody, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I take it you haven't listened to the Today programme recently, Robin...

Nick, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I think it's adorable, especially because it's over so I don't feel threatened.

Maria, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm not usually up at that time, Nick, and would be more likely to listen to 5 Live if I was. I accept that the tone of voice I was referring to survives on Radio 4 and the World Service more than anywhere else, but you compare it to R4 even 20 years ago and see how much has changed. I can't believe that the Today programme would go to the extreme I was referring to.

Robin Carmody, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

thirteen years pass...

anybody got any recs for a good history of the British Empire?

Οὖτις, Friday, 26 June 2015 22:26 (ten years ago)

i liked piers brendon's <i>decline and fall</i>. mostly 19c tho.

difficult listening hour, Friday, 26 June 2015 22:29 (ten years ago)

whoops. i've been writing copy all morning for an entity that likes angle brackets.

difficult listening hour, Friday, 26 June 2015 22:30 (ten years ago)

love these dudes

irl lol (darraghmac), Friday, 26 June 2015 22:31 (ten years ago)

will check out brendon thx dlh

Οὖτις, Friday, 26 June 2015 22:41 (ten years ago)

started Brendon book last night, so far so awesome thx for the rec!

Οὖτις, Friday, 10 July 2015 16:26 (ten years ago)

I have not read it yet but have heard good reports about his The Dark Valley: A Panorama of the 1930s books as well.

xelab, Friday, 10 July 2015 22:18 (ten years ago)

book, I meant to say.

xelab, Friday, 10 July 2015 22:18 (ten years ago)

one year passes...

So I've been watching Simon Schama's A History Of Britain. I gather he's not very well liked 'round these parts, but I'd assumed he's at least a reasonable barometer of how mainstream British society views itself.

Last episode was called "Empire Of Good Intentions" and for the first half hour or so, Schama speaks from what I have to assume is the perspective of the Victorians he's analysing, explaining how they viewed Empire as a stepping stone towards giving countries control of themselves after "civilizing" them. Schama does go into the atrocities that followed, but the idea that this whole missionary ideology was basically an add-on for people to feel good about themselves while looting and pillaging half the world only gets mentioned in one sentence, handwaved away with a "maybe", and at the end of it Shama suggests that, despite all their failings, we should still believe in some version of their ideal of harmony between cultures, not just in foreign lands but here in the UK, as we have such a huge immigrant population (to be clear: I don't think he's advocating Victorian-style thinking on this matter, just trying to fit the Victorians into some narrative of racial understanding?)

Anyway, it all felt very strange to me and I'd like to ask some brits: is this close to official opinion on the matter? Is this what you learn in school?

Daniel_Rf, Sunday, 18 June 2017 10:55 (eight years ago)

Other than a term covering the East India Company, I don't recall really learning anything about the British Empire at school and I'd be surprised if my experience was particularly atypical. You might get something about what a jolly good job of abolishing slavery the U.K. did. The biggest barrier to having a general public position on imperialism is probably that it isn't really given a great deal of thought.

Most polls seem to suggest that the Victorian fig leaf narrative about civilising the world is still, by far, the most followed - though it would be interesting to see whether that still holds true for under-30s.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Sunday, 18 June 2017 11:04 (eight years ago)

schama is great at starting chapters and terrible at ending them IMO: he can find a fabulous, crunchy, often funny in medias res]anecdote that contains all the clashing elements of the story he's telling -- but by the end everything is tidied off into snoozesome platitudes

i think "empire: it had bad stuff but also good stuff"is pretty much the platonic essence of what i mean re the latter (though i have not read this particular book, and don't plan to) (was there a related tv series? i watched some of that, until i realised i was sighing far too heavily)

as for the former: in his book abt "the gothic", ss begins with the tale of hugh walpole, the man who built strawberry hill and spearheaded the gothic revival in the 18th century: walpole and his bf went to visit swizterland, to gaze awestruck at snowy peaks and dark forests and cataracts, the very picture of the sublime. as their carriage arrived at the first very mountainside inn, and their stepped out, their little poodle (named "TORY"!) ran around happily yapping -- until a huge wolf rushed out of the murk and the trees and ate tory whole

^^^this is v good obv, but the book as a whole instead simply dissolves into unmemorable nothings, as does his book on the french revolution. basically he is a FALSE WHIG and i DISCARD him

mark s, Sunday, 18 June 2017 11:08 (eight years ago)

to listen to him talk i guess my dad was brought up at a time when he was taught and believed the "mission to civilize" bollocks. i don't remember doing much stuff explicitly about the Empire at school. my guess is in terms of the "official position" is that most people don't have one, and those who do will be split between "it was horrible" and "WE ARE ENGLAND WE DO WHAT WE LIKE"

pray for BoJo (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 18 June 2017 11:21 (eight years ago)

mark otm about Schama, way too limp to be credible. Norman Davies is much better, at least on England's "inner" colonialism, tho not without his own faults.

pray for BoJo (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 18 June 2017 11:22 (eight years ago)

As empires go we weren't too bad, look at the Spanish/ French/ Belgian etc., seems a pretty ingrained attitude.

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Sunday, 18 June 2017 11:25 (eight years ago)

Also, despite the Empire being stuffed full of Scotsmen on the make/take it's greeted with deafening silence up there.

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Sunday, 18 June 2017 11:27 (eight years ago)

Yep. iirc, colonialism, India aside, is taught in the broader context of 'the race for Africa' or whatever rather than specific analysis of British participation - which does tend to lend itself to following the path of 'the British built railways and the Belgians went round chopping people's ears off'.

Looking at some recent spec papers, colonialism doesn't feature at all at GCSE level, so is only covered at optional A-Level.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Sunday, 18 June 2017 11:32 (eight years ago)

As Alex Salmond might say, Gove must be beelin'.

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Sunday, 18 June 2017 11:38 (eight years ago)

i) i only studied history for a single term at school, we went from the twlight of the goths to the start of the tsars, i have no idea why -- i remember ALARIC THE GOTH obv and also there was a king of the franks called PEPIN, we didn't do BritEmp at all
ii) however for o level eng lit the school encouraged top stream to do a paper which involved a close reading of KIPLING, which sounds bad empire-is-bad-wise, but was actually good, as -- beneath the surface of his own conscious ideology -- RK was fascinated by the mid-level nuts and bolts of the thing he so admired, and his determination to get these on the page actually sometimes gets a LOT more on the page, esp.when reading from a present-day perspective

(i've written a little abt his grisliest, i think most shocking story of empire in india here, as a ghost story abt spells and power and who gets to speak -- the mark of the beast -- but of course there's a great deal more you could say abt this story alone)

mark s, Sunday, 18 June 2017 11:57 (eight years ago)

i) i only studied history for a single term at school, we went from the twlight of the goths to the start of the tsars, i have no idea why -- i remember ALARIC THE GOTH obv and also there was a king of the franks called PEPIN, we didn't do BritEmp at all

I think nakh had a Pepin referencing thread (poll?) on the go at one stage.

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Sunday, 18 June 2017 12:03 (eight years ago)

nothing wd surprise me less :D

mark s, Sunday, 18 June 2017 12:09 (eight years ago)

Pippinids vs Arsacids

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Sunday, 18 June 2017 12:10 (eight years ago)

My dad is Greek but London-born. His opinion, as expressed to me over the years, is "If we hadn't done it first, they would have done it to us", we and us being the British, and they being the colonials. His opinion remarkably changes in regard to British interference in Cyprus, but anyway. I suspect his opinion is widespread, and is certainly what Tory voters/pols tend to believe: history was (and still is) a Darwinian struggle for survival and mastery, and the Brits did the right thing in striving to be the biggest bastards, for that is The Law of History.

glumdalclitch, Sunday, 18 June 2017 13:37 (eight years ago)

And then you pissed it all away in these silly world wars and allowed America to take its rightful place for centuries to come! *dies*

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 18 June 2017 13:45 (eight years ago)

Well, it's a relief that Brishes history education is as woeful as ours.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 18 June 2017 13:59 (eight years ago)

kipling tl;dr is p much more: lucky world that the brits became the biggest bastards bcz as bastards go they were less big than everyone else threatening the same viz the fkn germans

plus pirates hurrah! and of course always already multi-cultural which is good not bad

(the last is always a bit of a startling element of course, and totally out of step with the modern tories who try to deploy him for their own ends: kipling's favoured outland minority were muslims, who he called mussulmens)

mark s, Sunday, 18 June 2017 14:01 (eight years ago)

er mussulmans, or mussulmen

mark s, Sunday, 18 June 2017 14:02 (eight years ago)

the German version of mussulmen was also a slang word used by SS personnel in camps for inmates nearly dead from starvation.

calzino, Sunday, 18 June 2017 14:05 (eight years ago)

feel like that gets mentioned in 2666 or somewhere like that?

in one of his prefaces to Decline and Fall Gibbon points out that Muslim is the correct version of the then popular Mussulman but acknowledges that people are swine and sometimes you have to use the most recognised vernacular

pray for BoJo (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 18 June 2017 14:16 (eight years ago)

I first remember reading that in Nikolaus Wachsmann's KL book, but it probably was in that last chapter of 2666 as well.

calzino, Sunday, 18 June 2017 14:21 (eight years ago)

Mussulman is the Persian \ Turkic and Muslim is the Arabic iirc. I wonder whether the decline of the Ottoman Empire led to one being used over the other.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Sunday, 18 June 2017 14:45 (eight years ago)

Muselmænd is also old Danish version. And Primo Levi and most other books on the camps writes quite a lot about it. The usual point being that the Mussulmen had given up on surviving, and therefore had their heads bowed, like a muslim (it's not a particularly pc term). Agamben found some witness narratives from former Mussulmen, who managed to survive anyway, which is a really interesting read.

Frederik B, Sunday, 18 June 2017 16:08 (eight years ago)

i'm trying to read schama's book on the french revolution and i don't agree with his perspective at all but i don't know of any other books on the topic that contain the facts that he does, even if his interpretation is questionable

Frank Ocean is the Ultimate Solution (rushomancy), Sunday, 18 June 2017 16:10 (eight years ago)

Empires are really good at sucking wealth out of their subject nations and into themselves. Put more succinctly, empires suck.

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 18 June 2017 17:41 (eight years ago)

love these dudes

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quet inn tarnation (darraghmac), Sunday, 18 June 2017 20:27 (eight years ago)

Schama was considerably more explicitly critical of English role in an gorta mor than I would have thought in advance. From a colonised perspective he's not terrible tbh.

quet inn tarnation (darraghmac), Sunday, 18 June 2017 20:28 (eight years ago)

He's suitably scornful of English invasions of Wales, Scotland, Ireland in early episodes of the series.

What I took from his take on the famines is that the English were guilty of negligence but that this came basically from a belief in the sanctity of free trade that is part and parcel of the Victorian missionary mentality; the economic system that united Britain was part of the civilization they wished to confer upon the peoples of the world. As stated above I think that's him talking from their pov, not endorsing it, and I grant that getting too righteously furious about it in the modern era would be a bit futile, but for a very mainstream BBC educational thing it still feels like there's a lack of reflection on it idk.

Daniel_Rf, Monday, 19 June 2017 08:33 (eight years ago)

He's suitably scornful of English invasions of Wales, Scotland, Ireland in early episodes of the series.

What he's expecting, liberal democracy in the 14th century?

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Monday, 19 June 2017 08:36 (eight years ago)

Anyway, Scots have got 800 years of patting themselves on the back over the fact they repelled the English invasion of Scotland and Mel Gibson got an Oscar out of it.

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Monday, 19 June 2017 08:40 (eight years ago)

it still feels like there's a lack of reflection on it idk.

Thinking about a country that does get this right, I can only come up with Germany. History education there doesn't sweep anything under the rug about the atrocities of WW2. One could say 'how would you even downplay that?' but it's happening most anywhere else.

The Dutch still take pride in their Golden Age, the term having become synonymous to success. I know I was taught how great 'we' were with trade, ruling the waves. Exciting tales of the sea for a kid. No word on slaves and squeezing out indigenous people all around the world. History here has never properly been revised when it comes to this, and when people try to now, the majority shrugs or gets agitated, basically saying gtfo with your 'down with us'-mentality etc etc.

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 19 June 2017 10:02 (eight years ago)

otoh Germany only acknowledged in 2004 the herero genocide, and still won't pay compensation.

Frederik B, Monday, 19 June 2017 10:15 (eight years ago)

Probably the greatest delusion is that Empire, unlike the Nazis, is ancient history - something that happened in the 1800s. I'd be surprised if anything close to a majority of Brits could tell you when the Mau Mau uprising took place.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Monday, 19 June 2017 10:16 (eight years ago)

True, and it's telling that to me stands out as 'well at least they acknowledged it'. The Dutch are still fiddling with words about their crimes in Indonesia. 'Juuuust the right amount of saying sorry, but juuuust not heavy enough to have to pay up.' It's excrutiating. xp

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 19 June 2017 10:19 (eight years ago)

Yeah. But the herero genocide is also such an enormous crime I tell myself it does to some extent stand out. And it's not like it was a secret, Thomas Pynchon chose it to stand in for colonialist crimes in V and Gravity's Rainbow. Which might on the other hand be why I think it stands out.

Frederik B, Monday, 19 June 2017 10:23 (eight years ago)

Haha yeah, Portuguese attitudes towards empire super fucked up too and often line up quite neatly with British defenses, using a sort of similar exceptionalism ("our colonizations were more humane than the other powers", "racism isn't in the Portuguese mentality, see how much we crossbred with natives", etc.)

Suppose I just view the UK - or at least the BBC - as being much more in contact with post-colonial thought, ethnic groups that suffered under it having more of a voice in the media, etc.

Daniel_Rf, Monday, 19 June 2017 10:30 (eight years ago)

there was a short program on r4 recently about a famous Dutch naval and land victory (I think it was the last successful invasion of foreign soldiers in the UK or something) in the first Anglo-Dutch war I think, at least it is famous in Holland where a museum still has the captured mast head of the then pride of the British navy - they don't like to talk about it much here though!

calzino, Monday, 19 June 2017 10:50 (eight years ago)

The BBC should definitely do better but i wouldn't underestimate how poisonous the media environment is - both in relation to the legacy of empire itself and towards minority groups seen to be making a fuss about 'old grievances'. The narrative that children are taught to be ashamed of Britain, even with the minimal information they're given, is well established on the right and you can look at the fuss about the removal of the Oxford Cecil Rhodes statue (which still stands after a concerted media campaign, despite students voting to remove it) as a test case for challenging the status quo. The students were absolutely vilified. The BBC isn't at its bravest at the moment.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Monday, 19 June 2017 11:10 (eight years ago)

He, kinda surprised to hear that, Daniel, since I've spoken to a few post-colonialists who said stuff like 'yeah, my country was really bad, but admittedly we weren't Portugal...' I heard a story that in Mozambique, everything that couldn't be brought back to Portugal in 75 was basically destroyed, people even put sugar in the gas tanks of government vehicles. I would have thought Portuguese was more open to talk about it as well, since it was done under Salazar, and as I understood it the wars in the seventies were a contributing factor to the unrest that led to the Carnation revolution. Portuguese also much more open than other countries to discuss this legacy in cinema (which is where I know all I know about it from...) with films like Tabu and of course the cinema of Pedro Costa really delving into it.

I have heard that the British were sorta 'the best', in that the countries they ruled at least tended to get at least some sort of infrastructure left in place, that could be build upon afterwards. But that's not really the point, though. I would suggest by far the worst colonial crime in the 20th century was King Leopold's Congo, and everyone else can sorta say 'we were better than that', but King Leopold only got to do what he did to Congo because every other country thought it better to deliver millions of Africans to the personal rule of a sociopath rather than have their geo-political rival - or, God forbid!, the Africans themself - rule it. The colonialist logic was lethal at best, and genocidal at worst.

Frederik B, Monday, 19 June 2017 11:18 (eight years ago)

whenever i walk around an unfamiliar city in the uk with grand old buildings i wonder how many of them were built on the proceeds of slavery

some of my favourite buildings in glasgow are legacies of empire - the beautiful museum of modern art was built as the home of a tobacco magnate, for example. glassford street is named after another tobacco merchant. the whole of glasgow's merchant city area, really, was funded by shipping slaves and goods to america and the caribbean - i think something like 30 percent of plantation owners in the caribbean were scottish

none of this was taught at school as far as i remember - shamefully, i was in my twenties before i realised that so much of glasgow was built that way, although i guess i must have had some inkling that 18th-century wealth would have been accrued though the most horrific means imaginable

cast your vote for fully automated gay space luxury communism (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 19 June 2017 12:12 (eight years ago)

a lot of people display massive denial if you ever suggest to them that at least part of what they've gained or achieved in life is a product of dumb luck, accident of birth etc; part of colonialism denial is a larger version of that impulse I think

pray for BoJo (Noodle Vague), Monday, 19 June 2017 12:20 (eight years ago)

If it hadn't been for a wee documentary presented by Brian Cox (the one from Dundee, not the D:Ream guy) and tucked way on BBC4 somewhere, I would never have found how much shipbuilding/shipping in Glasgow profited from building ships to beat trade embargo on the Confederacy during the Civil War.

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Monday, 19 June 2017 12:21 (eight years ago)

Getting almost the entire nation of China hooked on opium was another nice bit of business by the British Empire, again Scots were heavily involved in that too.

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Monday, 19 June 2017 12:22 (eight years ago)

That was a good doc that was

quet inn tarnation (darraghmac), Monday, 19 June 2017 12:24 (eight years ago)

yeah, that seems otm xxxp

also, i think if you're not particularly curious about the history of the place you live it's unlikely you're just gonna stumble across that information

funnily enough, i was in belfast over the weekend and ended up having a chat with a guy about glasgow and belfast's history of shipbuilding. he was totally shocked when i mentioned that both cities also got rich through the slave trade - it had never even occurred to him

cast your vote for fully automated gay space luxury communism (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 19 June 2017 12:25 (eight years ago)

it were a simpler age, if we hadn't done it to them they would've done it to us, no point worrying about it now what's done is done and the past has no bearing on the present

pray for BoJo (Noodle Vague), Monday, 19 June 2017 12:25 (eight years ago)

intersecting sets of people who say stuff like that but are proud of their nationality is a headscratcher

pray for BoJo (Noodle Vague), Monday, 19 June 2017 12:26 (eight years ago)

As is my wont I'd find myself testing the arguments against modern Brits being confronted with burden of colonial past but a. would weaken my position in UK politics threads next time I wanted to play the ochone and b. NAGL for the winners to get into the post match controversy and c. fuckin history would fuckin sicken u if u looked enough at it

quet inn tarnation (darraghmac), Monday, 19 June 2017 12:27 (eight years ago)

That was xp before NV gave it the basic runthrough

quet inn tarnation (darraghmac), Monday, 19 June 2017 12:28 (eight years ago)

also funnily enough i was reading mark fisher's ghosts of my life over the weekend and a lot of the hauntology stuff seemed to chime with the conversation i'd had about slavery in belfast and glasgow

cast your vote for fully automated gay space luxury communism (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 19 June 2017 12:28 (eight years ago)

wrt denial, it's interesting to see how a portion of the debate has shifted over the years from 'the empire was good' to 'the empire might not have been good but we who were not members of the ruling class were equally under the yoke and didn't benefit from its legacy' - which has probably always been present with varying degrees of justification in the rest of the British isles but seems to be gaining more traction in England.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Monday, 19 June 2017 12:29 (eight years ago)

I used to think similar myself as a bolshy working class boy but then you realise even the work in working class was built on blood and plunder

pray for BoJo (Noodle Vague), Monday, 19 June 2017 12:32 (eight years ago)

I remember a phone-in to Radio Merseyside from my childhood in which one of the topics of discussion was a proposal to name a new housing development after members of The Beatles (I guess this was the late '70s, before the FabFourification of everything in the city had really kicked in). One irate caller suggested that "You'd be better off calling it Kunta Kinte Crescent! They built this city!"

Michael Jones, Monday, 19 June 2017 12:32 (eight years ago)

irate caller otm

cast your vote for fully automated gay space luxury communism (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 19 June 2017 12:33 (eight years ago)

must be nice tho to live in a mental state where you can accept the reality of a spate of recent suicide bombings on uk soil without drawing a clear line back through the country's history of rah-rah adventurism in the middle east

cast your vote for fully automated gay space luxury communism (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 19 June 2017 12:36 (eight years ago)

(by the way, I haven't seen the word 'ochone' used in print since the old Angus Og cartoons that used to run in the Sunday Mail.)

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Monday, 19 June 2017 12:45 (eight years ago)

It's a mindset yknow

quet inn tarnation (darraghmac), Monday, 19 June 2017 13:44 (eight years ago)

Well, Angus didn't have his troubles to seek, true.

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Monday, 19 June 2017 13:49 (eight years ago)

ShariVari, the Shama doc I mention is from 2000. You could easily mount a case that the worsening media climate since then has had an effect, though, as I remember a year or so ago some terrible wanker doing a show on BBC4 straight-up praising Victorian missionaries as the spiritual fathers of Doctor Who and Live Aid (wish I was making this up).

He, kinda surprised to hear that, Daniel, since I've spoken to a few post-colonialists who said stuff like 'yeah, my country was really bad, but admittedly we weren't Portugal...' I heard a story that in Mozambique, everything that couldn't be brought back to Portugal in 75 was basically destroyed, people even put sugar in the gas tanks of government vehicles. I would have thought Portuguese was more open to talk about it as well, since it was done under Salazar, and as I understood it the wars in the seventies were a contributing factor to the unrest that led to the Carnation revolution. Portuguese also much more open than other countries to discuss this legacy in cinema (which is where I know all I know about it from...) with films like Tabu and of course the cinema of Pedro Costa really delving into it.

The colonial war is one of the biggest taboos in Portuguese society, only recently has it started to be discussed more fully, in literature and cinema (and of course ppl like Miguel Gomes and Pedro Costa only speak to a small cinephile elite - hardly representative of the general feeling). A generation of men were forced into service and then came back to conditions that were basically Vietnam vets x100; no treatment for PTSD, a very hostile political climate. A lot of middle class (predominantly white, natch) people fled Angola and Mozambique during this era as well, lotta lives ruined. The fact that the post-revolution Portuguese government didn't manage much in the way of assuring peace comes into this - a lot of Angolans for instance are as angry or angrier about the shoddy decolonisation process as about colonialism in the first place. Angola after Portugal left had decades and decades of CIA and KGB sponsored civil war so a lot of Portuguese people believe, with varying degrees of bigotry, that things would've been "better" if Portugal had stayed.

Add to that the fact that Portugal did historically have a policy of miscegenation (in India especially, but pretty much everywhere) and a racial hierarchy that was somewhat more flexible than most; these factors were cleverly embraced by Salazar when it came to rebrand the Portuguese empire for a post-colonial era. In this he was helped enormously by a sociological theory called luso-tropicalism (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lusotropicalism), which propped up dictatorships both in Portugal and Brazil. Basically the idea is that the Portuguese mixed with natives peoples and exhibited less bigotry, as such couldn't be compared to other Imperial powers. Nonsense of course, but it helped Salazar immensley politically, because he could dismiss attacks in the UN by claiming that Angola, Mozambique, etc. weren't "colonies" but part of Portugal, and their inhabitants citizens. It's true that there was never a rigid system of apartheid installed, and black Africans could rise reasonably high, as long as they basically forsook their culture - converted to catholicism, wore Western-style clothes, didn't associate with anyone who spoke local dialects, etc. So a sidestep from basic racism to a kind of cultural supremacist position.

Luso-tropicalism itself is pretty obscure now, we don't get it taught in school or anything, but talk to the average Portuguese person and very often their opinion will come directly from that ideology, though they almost certainly don't know it.

"Lost Empire" though, is something that we are very happy to discuss, as it feeds into a narrative of decadence that has been going on at least since the 19th century, sort of an indulgent self-pity that we'll never be as great as our seafaring ancestors. It's such a cliché in Portuguese society that people rarely notice the racist premises behind it.

Daniel_Rf, Monday, 19 June 2017 15:44 (eight years ago)

Ah yes. And 'Fifth Empire' and Dom Sebastiao and stuff like that, right? That's an Oliveira-film :) I should really read more about that, it's really fascinating.

Frederik B, Monday, 19 June 2017 16:01 (eight years ago)

Yeah, all of that stuff looms large, first as a typical fascist Return To Glory narrative, and then more as a justification for decay - there's a very strong feeling in Portugal that things are bad <i>because</i> it's Portugal, that we're hopeless and there's no turning back. I think a lot of latin cultures have that to some extent, <i>Il Gattopardo</i> has that scene of the main character explaining to a reformer that modernity is all well and good for the rest of the world but Sicily just won't be able to take it.

Daniel_Rf, Monday, 19 June 2017 16:29 (eight years ago)

Yeah, all of that stuff looms large, first as a typical fascist Return To Glory narrative (Pessoa ties into this somewhat - like a lot of modernists he had quite fashy impulses), and then more as a justification for decay - there's a very strong feeling in Portugal that things are bad because it's Portugal, that we're hopeless and there's no turning back. I think a lot of latin cultures have that to some extent, Il Gattopardo has that scene of the main character explaining to a reformer that modernity is all well and good for the rest of the world but Sicily just won't be able to take it.

Speaking of Oliveira, one of his best is No, Or The Vain Glory Of Command, featuring a group of colonial war soldiers discussing Portugal's past, and it's kind of a critique of Portuguese imperialism, though even there Oliveira throws in a scene from the Lusíadas, an epic poem praising Portugal for discovering the naval route to India, as a kind of alternative - as if it wasn't instrinsically connected to empire building.

Daniel_Rf, Monday, 19 June 2017 16:32 (eight years ago)

de Oliveira is complicated, isn't he? A Talking Picture could be easily read as a paean to European values under assault - from Islam, it seems... I really should watch a lot more of him, have never seen No either.

Oh, sorry for the derail, everyone. Back to Britain :)

Frederik B, Monday, 19 June 2017 20:43 (eight years ago)

Before remounting the British imperial rail, can you Daniel recommend some non fiction in English on this aspect of Portuguese history/identity?

or at night (Jon not Jon), Monday, 19 June 2017 21:58 (eight years ago)

Not really :( I've picked this stuff up here and there, from a TV documentary series on the colonial war, novels, liner notes, one history of Angola...

On a tangent, the only person who would get documentaries about history made on Portuguese TV regularly was a) a minister under Salazar's regime, b) boring as fuck and c) often just made shit up, and has been dead for years now. Which might partly account for why I'm fonder of Shama than many here on ILX.

Daniel_Rf, Tuesday, 20 June 2017 09:16 (eight years ago)

Good taste in intros tho:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVPulIGBgMw

Daniel_Rf, Tuesday, 20 June 2017 09:40 (eight years ago)

Someone has pointed out on Twitter that of the 139 speakers at the UK's largest history festival, there is one member of a minority group (talking about the Koh-i-oor) and three members of the Wehrmacht.

https://programme.cvhf.org.uk/festival-programme/speakers/

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 12:11 (eight years ago)

quite a line-up. i forget in my ivory tower that this is what history is to a lot of the GBP/suburban home-owners

ogmor, Wednesday, 21 June 2017 12:40 (eight years ago)

I don't really know what if anything I would want the british public to feel about the british empire in general. the sentiments itt largely a kickback against the chauvinist nationalist narratives (& studious silences), but beyond the remedial waryness I'm tempted to say a lack of sentiment is probably a good thing

ogmor, Wednesday, 21 June 2017 12:44 (eight years ago)

An awareness of the atrocities commited and how they enriched the nation? A general consensus that empire was in the end A Bad Thing no matter how you slice it? I don't think all that needs to descend into performative self-flagellation or anything of the sort.

Daniel_Rf, Wednesday, 21 June 2017 13:00 (eight years ago)

an appropriate corrective to unreflective nationalism, a better-informed sense of "our" place in the world that might influence people's views on what our nation-state ought to think about in terms of its obligations to non-nationals and nationals from immigrant backgrounds

pray for BoJo (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 13:07 (eight years ago)

if we're fantasizing wildly

pray for BoJo (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 13:07 (eight years ago)

awareness & context seem like the most unambiguously good aims. memorialising atrocities isn't that instructive by itself but instilling a useful understanding of the colonial system (& crucially how much of that still continues decentralised in the private sector) is quite a tall order. looking at how the spoils of empire were shared seems like mb the most illuminating angle. 'empire was in the end A Bad Thing' is v abstract, and morality on that scale seems to me, an amoral creature of my times, kind of absurd and uselessly vague (as suggested by the capitalisation). recognising injustice suggests a need for some sense of responsibility, for someone to own it (self-flagellating or not), and that's in conflict with the general long-term quiet disintegration & transmutation of british identity. the deeper structural legacy [economic/political/religious/moral/racial/social] seems like the most widely useful level to bring attention to

ogmor, Wednesday, 21 June 2017 13:31 (eight years ago)

idk how you would create an audience for that though, even though the empire is extremely interesting

ogmor, Wednesday, 21 June 2017 13:40 (eight years ago)

I wonder if a "useful understanding of the colonial system" and the "deeper structural legacy" isn't something that comes more easily after a moral societal consensus has been reached on a topic - like it's relatively easy to talk about the structural qualities of the Third Reich and the Soviet Bloc I think in part because there's the moral urgency of "how could this happen?", and that's a really motivating energy for that type of analysis?

"in conflict with the general long-term quiet disintegration & transmutation of british identity" - I don't have the knowledge to disagree with this, but do feel like you could say that about anything in history ever. Mainstream history still works within the frame of nation-states, a collective We that is to blame or to applaud or to be shaped by events is the first premise.

Daniel_Rf, Wednesday, 21 June 2017 13:59 (eight years ago)

further to what I said in the first para there, I come from a German family (though raised in Portugal) and there's a pretty direct line for me of "this was terrible -> but regular people, like my grandparents, were involved in it -> how could that be? which encourages a search for deeper (and not just moral) answers. Probably wouldn't have been as much of a priority for me if my notion was "oh, some history thing, had some good and some bad stuff, others would've done the bad if we hadn't".

not that I think the Empire should be treated with the same degree of moral horror as the third reich, to be clear

Daniel_Rf, Wednesday, 21 June 2017 14:05 (eight years ago)

there's this contrary pull between alterity & identity, & it seems to me the twin move of getting people to identify with the empire at the same time as condemning it is probably unrealistic. history can & should work within all sorts of frames besides nation states & any serious national history will obv pick at nationhood.

the british empire is perhaps less of an aberration than the third reich & the soviet bloc, prefiguring the current world system rather than operating outside of it & this makes the sense of moral judgment difficult. if ppl don't feel the need to condemn the foreign depradations of british petroleum & BAE then it seems hard to see how they'll summon a sense of moral outrage about empire. the sense of empire is subtler, and foggier for a lot of british ppl without connections to colonies beyond perhaps grandparents being posted round the world in the war. that might go some way to explaining the lack of motivating energy for imperial history, there's never been the same sense of crisis within the UK

ogmor, Wednesday, 21 June 2017 14:41 (eight years ago)

history can & should work within all sorts of frames besides nation states & any serious national history will obv pick at nationhood.

Sure, which is why I qualified with "mainstream"; I don't think non-expert discussion and (crucially) the way history is taught in schools has gone beyond the nation state model...anywhere yet, really, and the possibility of that happening soon is probably as fanciful as anything else being discussed here

I think total defeat - of the kind the Reich and the Soviet Union experienced - certainly helps, as does the fact that they're fresher in mind than the Empire, which spread out over centuries. But in the end the question was about what change would be desirable, not what would be probable

Daniel_Rf, Wednesday, 21 June 2017 15:02 (eight years ago)

Also perhaps relevant that third reich and soviet bloc can be assessed after they ended. British empire winding down since idk the seventies probably hasn't yet provided the necessary end point

XP

quet inn tarnation (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 15:03 (eight years ago)

definitely, there's a greater awareness of empire in former colonies where that sort of reckoning has occurred but for (most?) ppl in the uk there's been more continuity than disruption & it's harder to disentangle what is & isn't imperial (another thing that makes a straightforward moralistic approach a tricky proposition)

the way history is taught & understood has changed a lot so there is room for optimism there imo. my little brother is doing a-level history atm & is doing a bit on early colonialism & the church, it seems pretty good!

ogmor, Wednesday, 21 June 2017 15:21 (eight years ago)

nine months pass...

https://www.timeshighereducation.com/blog/dont-mistake-nostalgia-about-british-empire-scholarship#survey-answer

"On 8 May, The Times will host an event on “the legacy of the British Empire”, at which participants will debate whether Britain’s empire was “a force for good or a force for evil”"

"Reappraising the British Empire in this vein has become a way in which race-thinking, if not outright racism and masculinism (The Times panel, we’re told, will examine the “men and motivations” of empire), if not misogyny, can be rehabilitated in a celebratory story that excuses occasional “excess” by evoking overall “benefit”."

This Empire nostalgia shitfest was brought to you by The Times, surprise surprise.

calzino, Friday, 20 April 2018 08:42 (eight years ago)

Good to see it can only be considered as a binary either/or, no room for subtleties in modern Britain. Salute the flag, carry on up the khyber, brexit mean etc etc etc

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Friday, 20 April 2018 08:58 (eight years ago)

calling academics who take a nuanced and humanist stance on the excesses of colonialism a "left-wing fifth column" and then moaning about them stifling the debate is rather fucking thick and hypocritical, but I think they know that tbh and are playing to the "anti-pc gallery" - or something like that.

calzino, Friday, 20 April 2018 09:07 (eight years ago)

even weirder that the dutch had an empire

Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Friday, 20 April 2018 15:21 (eight years ago)

well the countries that had a colonial empire are exactly the ones you would expect from their geographical position in europe, i.e. atlantic coastline. even sweden did a bit of colonizing as the dominant scandinavian power. meanwhile, the italians started it all but went the other way, to the black sea.

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 20 April 2018 15:34 (eight years ago)

Only the swiss keps their paws off eh?

Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Friday, 20 April 2018 15:36 (eight years ago)

they devoted their energies to magnificent clocks, and the world was a better place for it.

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 20 April 2018 15:39 (eight years ago)

when you have such nice mountains, why go anywhere?

Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Friday, 20 April 2018 15:42 (eight years ago)

don't mention what Swiss did in the mid 20th Century tho!

http://penelope.uchicago.edu/Thayer/E/Journals/Military_Affairs/13/4/The_Dutch_Invasion_of_England_in_1667*.html

and this Dutch invasion and military defeat of UK forces on UK soil isn't often mentioned.

calzino, Friday, 20 April 2018 15:44 (eight years ago)

True but they stayed put

If the Dutch were to attack UK today it would be a toss up

Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Friday, 20 April 2018 15:48 (eight years ago)

This came up in SNA and I half-wondered if it was one of

promising thread titles that turn out to be on ILM

Like "How do you feel about British Sea Power?"

as god is my waitress (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 20 April 2018 15:49 (eight years ago)

If the Dutch were to attack UK today it would be a toss up

Tbf our brave women and men for some years now have to practice shooting while voicing the sound of a bullet/shotgun because there's no money for actual bullets. A situation I wholly approve.

Still a toss up though probably.

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 20 April 2018 16:01 (eight years ago)

even sweden did a bit of colonizing as the dominant scandinavian power.

― Roberto Spiralli, 20. april 2018 17:34 (six hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fuck the world. no.

Frederik B, Friday, 20 April 2018 22:00 (eight years ago)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danish_colonial_empire

(Henry) Green container bin with face (Tom D.), Friday, 20 April 2018 22:07 (eight years ago)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darien_scheme

(Henry) Green container bin with face (Tom D.), Friday, 20 April 2018 22:08 (eight years ago)

Danish vikings trashed the place near where I was born, which granted me the opportunity to run an April fools story in my newspaper about a Danish viking helmet being found in our soil (our soil being polder land, reclaimed long after the vikings actually set sail here). The supposed exhibit of said helmet attracted a big enough crowd for it to be a successful April fools gag, and some people I know here still hold the Danish accountable for whatever insufferable fate seemingly bestowed upon them. It is a lie, and yet it is the truth. I am at peace with both coexisting.

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 20 April 2018 22:16 (eight years ago)

Tom, I don't think Fred is doubting that Scandinavia has colonialist skeletons in its closet so much as taking offense at casting Sweden as its dominant power.

Daniel_Rf, Friday, 20 April 2018 22:24 (eight years ago)

I know.

(Henry) Green container bin with face (Tom D.), Friday, 20 April 2018 22:32 (eight years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DUzzw1IW4AE9hdO.jpg
30 year War era Europe is an absolute fucking clusterfuck. I really admire historians who can talk authoritatively about all the different players on the board. In this pic here is the size of the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth in 1619 ... absolutely huge!

calzino, Friday, 20 April 2018 22:36 (eight years ago)

scottish people still cheap to this day after being burned financially with the hapless darien scheme

Louis Jägermeister (jim in vancouver), Friday, 20 April 2018 22:38 (eight years ago)

We've never been good away from home.

(Henry) Green container bin with face (Tom D.), Friday, 20 April 2018 22:47 (eight years ago)

the lads got over there and were out on the beach getting stramashed, turning lobster-pink, and getting heatstroke.

they'd have fallen out of balconies to their deaths if they could only have built some multistory dwellings.

Louis Jägermeister (jim in vancouver), Friday, 20 April 2018 22:53 (eight years ago)

I presume the Rangers fans were all rejoicing + singing a good ol' rendition of No Surrender to the IRA when the darien scheme went tits up!

calzino, Friday, 20 April 2018 22:54 (eight years ago)

England has been a cancer on civilization and I'll sleep better when it ceases to exist

Cortez the Self-Harmer (Noodle Vague), Friday, 20 April 2018 22:56 (eight years ago)

Like Nazi Germany but for 300 years and I'm pushed but truth

Cortez the Self-Harmer (Noodle Vague), Friday, 20 April 2018 22:57 (eight years ago)

I typed pished not pushed

Cortez the Self-Harmer (Noodle Vague), Friday, 20 April 2018 22:58 (eight years ago)

It bad.

calzino, Friday, 20 April 2018 23:01 (eight years ago)

Doggerland Empire was probably more chill, but other island nation with ropey evil empire past Japan, bad as well.

calzino, Friday, 20 April 2018 23:05 (eight years ago)

Powerful island nations vs continental powers late to the colonial game = fuck knows they are all shit, but arguably the UK were shit for much longer.

calzino, Friday, 20 April 2018 23:15 (eight years ago)

Soul brothers me and thee

There's always mitigating arguments from colonialist cunts

They're cunts' arguments

Cortez the Self-Harmer (Noodle Vague), Friday, 20 April 2018 23:59 (eight years ago)

of course every human tribe of the past probably had times of raiding and stealing nearby territories for the past 4 millions years

Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Monday, 23 April 2018 18:32 (eight years ago)

piers brendon's "decline and fall of the British Empire"

this book is great btw

Οὖτις, Monday, 23 April 2018 18:35 (eight years ago)

Fast forward to today "decline and fall of the American Empire"

Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Monday, 23 April 2018 18:40 (eight years ago)

well we only managed 80 years or so, not bad eh chaps cheerio

Οὖτις, Monday, 23 April 2018 19:19 (eight years ago)

two months pass...

https://www.penguin.co.uk/content/dam/catalogue/pim/editions/407/9781846147753/cover.jpg

this sounds interesting, from what I can gather from reviews he eschews much conventional wisdom and hammers the fuck out of Blair and Thatcher.

calzino, Friday, 29 June 2018 07:26 (seven years ago)

five years pass...

Dichotomy of literally wouldn't be here without it and disgusting offensively exploitative system.

Probably wouldn't be here either.

Grew up in its wake probably just at a point of transition. With a racist grandfather and then education payed for by the UN.

& now reading Walter Rodney who I should have read much sooner.

Stevo, Wednesday, 5 July 2023 14:41 (two years ago)

Another American pipe dream (mine, from group email yesterday):

Happy 4th, although I've recently become a British loyalist, because for all its sins and shortcomings, the Empire managed to end slavery w/o equiv of US Civil War. If things could have been worked out soon enough, maybe no American Revolutionary War either---and if we were part of the Empire, then the Commonwealth, who knows what other crazy evil shit that the world might have been spared. Of course, with American resources, who knows what else the Empire might have gotten into, for a while. But still, I think history might have turned out for the better, in a very non-utopian way (wild understatement, yes)...

dow, Thursday, 6 July 2023 01:13 (two years ago)

"British loyalist" in alternate universe 18th-20th Century Empire-to-Commonwealth terms only!

dow, Thursday, 6 July 2023 01:27 (two years ago)

Well we all know who was responsible for slavery in the US in the first place. Few things are more revolting than the British patting themselves on the back for "ending slavery".

Foot Heads Arms Body (Tom D.), Thursday, 6 July 2023 06:38 (two years ago)

America has set the bar very low in that respect, and all related.

dow, Thursday, 6 July 2023 18:30 (two years ago)

Being British is like being German if the Third Reich had literally lasted for a thousand years.

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Thursday, 6 July 2023 18:36 (two years ago)

I'm anglophone, but I sure ain't no anglophile.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 6 July 2023 19:47 (two years ago)

theyre not awful lads individually i blame the schools

Ár an broc a mhic (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 July 2023 20:10 (two years ago)

Another American pipe dream (mine, from group email yesterday):
_Happy 4th, although I've recently become a British loyalist, because for all its sins and shortcomings, the Empire managed to end slavery w/o equiv of US Civil War. If things could have been worked out soon enough, maybe no American Revolutionary War either---and if we were part of the Empire, then the Commonwealth, who knows what other crazy evil shit that the world might have been spared. Of course, with American resources, who knows what else the Empire might have gotten into, for a while. But still, I think history might have turned out for the better, in a very non-utopian way (wild understatement, yes)..._


“British historians (then) wrote almost as if Britain had introduced Negro slavery solely for the satisfaction of abolishing it.” - Eric Williams.

British imperialism starved Ireland to feed its own, fractured populations for short term wealth and has repercussions to this very day. But I guess that’s just other crazy evil shit. The sins and shortcomings in some places were so evil that the British took great pains to destroy evidence of their acts before handing over power to incoming local governments. To this very day people are apologists for these deeds in the service of a greater good that was somehow reliant on the oppression and suffering of millions. Fuck the Empire and fuck this starry-eyed shit.

half the population ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (gyac), Friday, 7 July 2023 15:03 (two years ago)


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