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columbo
predator
sonny corleone
terminator 2
buffy

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 17:36 (twenty-one years ago)

villain squads welcome too

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 17:36 (twenty-one years ago)

You don't want me on this thread.

― Huck, Wednesday, 1 September 2004 17:37 (twenty-one years ago)

appollonia
hercules
john maclean
guile
encyclopedia brown

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 17:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Are those your villains?

― Huck, Wednesday, 1 September 2004 17:39 (twenty-one years ago)

no that's the b team

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 17:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Who is John Maclean? Is that they guy from MASH?

― Huck, Wednesday, 1 September 2004 17:39 (twenty-one years ago)

villains:

hans gruber
ed-209
citizen kane
the joker
conrad black

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 17:40 (twenty-one years ago)

john maclean was the hero of die hard

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 17:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Colombo
Jim Rockford
Dale Gribble
Meldrick Lewis
Guy Gardner
Chyna

― Huck, Wednesday, 1 September 2004 17:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Villains:

Sinestro
Goldilocks
My Sister's Ex-Boyfriend
The Dude at the Bank

― Huck, Wednesday, 1 September 2004 17:45 (twenty-one years ago)

one more

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 17:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Oddjob.

― Huck, Wednesday, 1 September 2004 17:48 (twenty-one years ago)

B-Team

Six Million Dollar Man
Fall Guy
T.J. Hooker
Anna Kournikova

― Huck, Wednesday, 1 September 2004 17:49 (twenty-one years ago)

ONE MORE!!!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 17:50 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.theperlmanpages.i12.com/tvseries/gfx/fg24b.jpg

― Huck, Wednesday, 1 September 2004 17:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Doc Savage
Papillon
Pancho Villa
Dr Doom
Sgt Rock

― andy, Wednesday, 1 September 2004 17:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Optimus Prime
"Hacksaw" Jim Dugan
the Scarecrow from Wizard of Oz
Highlander
Charo

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 17:59 (twenty-one years ago)

B-list:

Cherry 2000
Spiderman
Young Einstein
Clyde the Orangutan
Haaku from Spirited Away

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Apollo Creed
Wyatt Earp
The Golem
Robespierre
Green Lantern

― amateur!!st, Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Villains:

Snidely Whiplash
Globulus from the GI Joe movie
Gargamel
Unicron
Master/Blaster

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Shit, I guess Master/Blaster should count as two guys then, huh? Okay, get rid of Snidely Whiplash, he's just too camp for world domination schemes.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:04 (twenty-one years ago)

HEROS (Pulled exclusively from the alumni of the College of William & Mary):
Thomas Jefferson
Jon Stewart
Glenn Close
Jackie Chan's son
me

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:10 (twenty-one years ago)

VILLAINS (Pulled exclusively from the pool of Snack Food Mascots)
Count Chocula
Snap
Crackle
Pop
Bizarro Jolly Green Giant

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Heroes
Atilla the Hun
Wonder Woman
Bruce Lee
The Man with No Name
The Golem of Prague (I'm stealing this one)

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:12 (twenty-one years ago)

B-TEAM of HEROS (Underrated Drummers League)
James Lo
Steve Shelley
Phil Collins
Dude from Black Sabbath
Dana Carvey

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Villians
Josef Stalin
The Freemasons
Jacobin Mugatu
Bill (Kill)
Becky Sharp

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Snap, Crackle, and Pop are VILLAINS!?!?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:17 (twenty-one years ago)

The Force

1. Adam Sandler - goofball merry maker, annoyance his greatest power
2. Omega Supreme - Acts as base and rocket ship, the enforcer
3. David Hasslehoff - the leader of the outfit, we are talking Knight Rider era DH
4. Usher - uses his vocal styling to render opponets enable, uses secret FAT power now and again.
5. Ned - Heavens! I Kill You Now

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Heroes
Captain Murphy
The Bride
Rufus
Steve McQueen
Benecio Del Toro

Villains
Val Kilmer as Batman
Tetsuo
Catra
Lee Marvin
Amazing Kreskin

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm actually sitting here imagining a conversation between Amazing Kreskin and Captain Murphy with a huge grin on my face.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Heroes:

Dirty Harry Callahan
Captain Kirk
Ripley
Mahatma Gandhi
Superfly

― earlnash, Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:20 (twenty-one years ago)

HEROES:

Tom Waits
Catbus
Willy Wonka
weed
those old people from Cocoon

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:21 (twenty-one years ago)

ha ha, Ghandi and Superfly would make a great cop show duo!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:22 (twenty-one years ago)

nickalicious that's so funny, for some reason i woke up thinking about cherry 2000!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:22 (twenty-one years ago)

some uh silly reason.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I watched that movie this weekend for the first time in like 8 years, I forgot how KICKASS it was.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Baddies:

Megatron
Madonna
Vernon Kaye
The Tinkerer
The guy who wrote "Who Moved My Cheese"

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:24 (twenty-one years ago)

ha ha

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Catbus!

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Heroes:

Honey Monster
Timmy Mallett
Bruce Dickinson
Edvard Munch
Selma Blair

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Snap, Crackle, and Pop are definitely villains. They are named after their powerful and painful finishing moves. They are small but devious.

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:27 (twenty-one years ago)

There are so many great squads here, I want films and TV series to be made about them.

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:28 (twenty-one years ago)

B List Villains to be cycled in as Heroes defeat bad guys from A List
Thom Yorke
The X Presidents
Patrick Bateman
Inspector Zenigata
The robotic Nazi from whatever movie that was from

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Heroes:
Penn
Laurel
Clint Eastwood
The Neville Brothers
Ta

Villain:
Teller
Hardy
the chimp
The Doobie Brothers
Tu

― amateur!!st, Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Gary and Phillip Neville from Manchester United Am?

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Heroes:

Kadiatu Lethbridge-Stewart
Hiro Protagonist
YT
The Doctor
Rat Thing

Villians:

Mecha-Streisand
Dorian Grey
The Rani
Zorak
Gleek

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Neville Brothers:

http://www.delafont.com/music_acts/Music_Images/n-eville-bros.jpg

― amateur!!st, Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:31 (twenty-one years ago)

(The Barbobot/Sparcimus Prime will play both the heroes and villians against each other)

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:31 (twenty-one years ago)

mecha-streisand!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Are they bad are they good??

League of Ambiguity

Fred Durst
Magneto
Lando
Justin Timberlake
X-Tina

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:32 (twenty-one years ago)

They're bad.

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Ta vs. Tu sounds exciting and erotic. We all know it will end in a conciliatory fake make-out session.

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Quite honestly, with the exception of maybe Lando, that's a pretty impressive list of really unambiguous godawful evil, jel.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:34 (twenty-one years ago)

New Heroes:

Mae West
Lena Horne
Mona Lisa
Cat Ballou
Sophia Loren

New Villains

Lee Merriwether
Della Reese
Scott Baio
Kelly Ripa
Olivia Newton-John

― Huck, Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Mecha-Fred! Our hero!

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:35 (twenty-one years ago)

B-Team Heroes:

Marylin Manson
Ghandi from "Clone High"
Megas XLR
Automan
Tia from "Escape To Witch Mountain"

B-Team Villians:

Joe Lieberman
Anastacia
Alain Jourgenson
Martina Hingis
Chachi

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:36 (twenty-one years ago)

My League of Ambiguity:
John McCain
Mike Myers (the actor/comedian)
Your weird neighbor
John Irving
Al Roker

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:36 (twenty-one years ago)

HEROES:
Mr Fred Rogers
Frank Heath
Georgia Hubley
Willie Stargell
Battle Cat/Cringer

VILLAINS:
Donald Fagan
Al Davis
Gary Hall, Jr.
Francisco Cabrera
Kathy Lee Gifford

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Ya see The League of Ambiguity has hoodwinked you into thinking they're evil, their good deeds go unseen and unsung...it makes them kind of sad, but one day the world will see. I'm pitching this idea to Hollywood.

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:37 (twenty-one years ago)

League of Ambiguity! I want to expand on that:

Magneto
Lando Calrisian
Two Face
Professor Snape
the Terminator

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Heroes:
Martin Lawrence IS Big Momma
Hillary Duff
the Macabees
Tom Waits
Charlie Chan

Villians:
Fred Leuchter
Kevin Spacey
Ralph Reed
Hal9000
Tom Ripley

― amateur!!st, Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:37 (twenty-one years ago)

No wait, take off Two Face (cuz he's a douche) and replace with NO FACE.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:38 (twenty-one years ago)

haha leuchter

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Ambiguity Redux
John Malkovich
Catwoman
Oompa Loompas
Lucifer
The Spice Girls

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:38 (twenty-one years ago)

he denies all of the team's bad deeds (xp)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:39 (twenty-one years ago)

OMG I AM SO SAD, I FORGOT TO ADD TIM CURRY AS THE GRAND WIZARD.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Super-Ladies of Greatness!

Mia Hamm
Lum
Princess Leia (as bounty hunter)
Lita Ford
Jane Austen

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:40 (twenty-one years ago)

and PETE POSTLETHWAITE as THE DUNGEON MASTER

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:41 (twenty-one years ago)

http://bluebeetle.50megs.com/CantGoWrong.jpg

― Huck, Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:42 (twenty-one years ago)

The League of Unreliable Narrators:

Miss Wade
Charles Kinbote
the Governness from "The Turn of the Screw"
Bob Arctor
Holden Caulfield

― amateur!!st, Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:45 (twenty-one years ago)

League of Ineffectual Heroes
Aquaman!

― Huck, Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:47 (twenty-one years ago)

1. Val Kilmer's character from Top Secret! riding the bike from Akira
2. John Goodman's character from The Big Lebowski riding the bike from Easy Rider
3. Matthew Broderick's character from Wargames riding the lightcycle from TRON
4. Chris Tucker's character from The Fifth Element riding the speederbike from Return Of The Jedi
5. Cary Grant's character from North By Northwest riding the broom from Harry Potter

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Chris Tucker's character from The Fifth Element riding the speederbike from Return Of The Jedi

OMG ha ha

vvvvvvvvrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzhhhhhhhhhh

"RUBY RED!"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm still really proud of "Bizarro Jolly Green Giant."

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:53 (twenty-one years ago)

"Oh. Oh. Oh."

― Huck, Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:53 (twenty-one years ago)

heros

Banacek
Black Canary
Frankenstein (from Death Race 2K)
Mr. Do
The trees from LOTR

― zaxxon25 (zaxxon25), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I think I got all the bases covered there except for martial arts. I would really like to see Walter and Ruby Rhod in the same frame together, actually.

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:55 (twenty-one years ago)

The People's Revolutionary Super-Squad:
Paul Bunyan
Jonah Hex
Phoolan Devi
Doriella DuFontaine
Electric Larry

― briania (briania), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Spartacus
Nat Turner
Denmark Vesey
John Brown
Prince

― amateur!!st, Wednesday, 1 September 2004 19:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Joey Beltram
Richie Hawtin
Liam Howlett
Richard D. James
Jade 4 U

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 19:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Green Arrow
Green Lantern
Green Hornet
Green Fury
Lorne Greene

― Huck, Wednesday, 1 September 2004 19:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Luke Skywalker
Luke Skyywalker
Luke Cage
Cool Hand Luke
Luke Perry

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 19:10 (twenty-one years ago)

The Amalgamated Baddies:
Tricky Dick
Madame Nhu
Redi Kilowatt
Simon Bar Sinister
Jim Crow

― briania (briania), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 19:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Blue Beetle
Blue Devil
Blue Jay
Bobby Blue Bland

― Huck, Wednesday, 1 September 2004 19:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Round it out with Vida Blue and you'd have a hell of a team.

― briania (briania), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 19:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Red Tornado
Scarlet Witch
Crimson Avenger
Scarlet Pimpernel
Red Buttons

― Huck, Wednesday, 1 September 2004 19:20 (twenty-one years ago)

someone needs to draft monsieur hulot.

― cºzen (Cozen), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 19:26 (twenty-one years ago)

The Lone Ranger
Ranger Rick
Walker, Texas Ranger
a sentient Range Rover
Rafael Palmeiro

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 19:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Villians:

Jim Jones
Jim Crow
Jiminy Cricket
Jim Hat
Jimmy Olsen

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 19:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Jimmy Olsen
Mary-Kate Olsen
Ashley Olsen
the Sigur Ros song "Olsen Olsen"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 19:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Wilson from "Home Improvement"
Wilson Phillips
Owen Wilson
Wilson the Volleyball
Will Smith's son

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 19:45 (twenty-one years ago)

With occasional special guest hero WILSON PICKETT!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 19:47 (twenty-one years ago)

heroes:

hudson
monsieur hulot
officer dewey
luigi
james joyce

villains:

thom yorke
goldberg
garfield
don delillo
timothy spall

― cºzen (Cozen), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 19:47 (twenty-one years ago)

tom cruise
sigourney weaver
m. night shyamalan
sofia coppolla
mark ruffalo

― cºzen (Cozen), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 19:48 (twenty-one years ago)

ha ha HUDSON

This thread is so much FUN.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 19:49 (twenty-one years ago)

that last five is the back-up pool fr either team.

― cºzen (Cozen), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 19:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Heroes:
Lunach!cks

Villians:
Republican Party

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 19:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Woody Squad

Woody Allen
Woody from Toy Story
Tiger Woods
Woody Harrelson
Woody Woodpecker

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 20:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Motto: "We've got wood"

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 20:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Deputy Dog
Snoop Dogg
Courage the Cowardly Dog
CatDog
Nate Dogg

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 20:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Animals Squad
Wolf Tone
Orson Welles
Captain Jack Sparrow
Wolverine
Miss Kittin

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 20:09 (twenty-one years ago)

The Newsboy's Legion

Clark Kent
Peter Parker
Jack Ryder
Vic Sage
Alan Scott
Me

― Huck, Wednesday, 1 September 2004 20:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Charleee's Angels:
Carrie Brownstein
Cate Blanchett
Maggie Gyllenhaal
Irène Jacob
Monica Bellucci

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 20:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Team Evil:
Lady Kaede
The Borg
1998 Yankees
Saturated fat
GYBE

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 20:40 (twenty-one years ago)

this thread is really getting good!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 21:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I think my groups would take a lot of these groups.

― cºzen (Cozen), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 21:06 (twenty-one years ago)

let's break down the one-on-one, here:

hudson Vs. monica bellucci
monsieur hulot Vs. maggie gyllenhaal
officer dewey Vs. irene jacob
luigi Vs. cate blanchett
james joyce Vs. carrie brownstein

― cºzen (Cozen), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 21:08 (twenty-one years ago)

If the name of the game is to out-fox...!

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 21:14 (twenty-one years ago)

"Telegram Sam's League of Super-Groovers":
Seagull Woman
Terraplane Tommy
Baby Boomerang
Rabbit Fighter
The Jeepster

"Mad Donna's Liquid Gang":
Metal Guru
Jason B. Sad
Count Lurch Hearse Head
The Casual Agent
The Meathawk

― briania (briania), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 21:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm offering up jonathon livingstone seagull to any needy villains team.

― cºzen (Cozen), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 21:32 (twenty-one years ago)

phred the vc terrorist
keith levene
umberto eco
john saxon
sam fuller

― g--ff (gcannon), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 21:39 (twenty-one years ago)

ico
solid snake
roberto baggio
gary kasparov
kyle mclachlan

― cºzen (Cozen), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 21:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Kim Hill
Xena, Warrior Princess
Britney Spears
Olly Onion from the Munch Bunch
The Incredible Hulk

― rainy (rainy), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 22:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Swamp Thing
Henry Fonda in Twelve Angry Men
Bruce Campbell
Jeeves
El Guapo

― Wooden (Wooden), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 22:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Heroes:
Snake Plissken
Eszter Balint in Stranger Than Paradise
Jean Reno in Ronin
Lewis Black
Godzilla (specifically the Godzilla in the Turkish Godzilla)

Villians:
Ron Silver (as Ron Silver)
Colossus (from Colossus The Forbin Project)
Number 2 (the Leo McKern #2 from the last two episodes of The Prisoner)
Max Von Sydow in Three Days Of The Condor
Ebirah the Giant Lobster (from Toho pantheon)

Random Elements:
Lou Reed
the purple polar bear from the Argentine zoo.

There would be no action in my action movie - all the characters would drink coffee, smoke a lot, and lurk in alleyways. Godzilla and Ebirah would battle off camera

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 23:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Heroes:

Tura Satana
Eartha Kitt
Rebbie Jackson
Napoleon XIV
Ernie Kovacs

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 23:02 (twenty-one years ago)

can we do transfers cs I totally want some of elvis' picks?

― cºzen (Cozen), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 23:03 (twenty-one years ago)

max von sydow could take jonathon livinstone seagull.

― cºzen (Cozen), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 23:05 (twenty-one years ago)

max von sydow could take jonathon livinstone seagull.

Max Von Sydow could take down most anyone in this thread. He's Max Von Sydow!

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 23:06 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread comes dangerously close to one of my adolescent erotic fantasies... not really joking about that, either.

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 23:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Villains:

Phil Spector
Robert Moses
Ralf Hutter & Florian Schneider
Ernie Kovacs

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 23:07 (twenty-one years ago)

and Howard Hughes

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 23:08 (twenty-one years ago)

fatal threeway: columbo Vs. inspector gadget Vs. monsieur hulot.

I almost started a thread on max von sydow the other day. he has had quite a career and is quite an actor.

― cºzen (Cozen), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 23:08 (twenty-one years ago)

they all wear macs ha!

― cºzen (Cozen), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 23:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Start the Sydow thread, an do so with a good picture.

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 23:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Count Olaf
Diomedes
Ravel Puzzleworth
Les Assassins des Fauteuil Rollents
Glory

― Gregory Henry (Gregory Henry), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 23:28 (twenty-one years ago)

(That's villains obv) (seriously we should have some kinda tournament!)

― Gregory Henry (Gregory Henry), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 23:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Von Sydow = pff. He lost to Death.

On the other hand...

Jean Reno in Ronin

OTMMFMFMFM

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 23:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Heroes:

Buttercup
Talim
Elle Woods
Mason & Dixon
Tails Prower ('cos Ico is taken...)

― Gregory Henry (Gregory Henry), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 23:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I bring you TEH NO FLY ZONE:
Marge Simpson
BA Baracus
John Madden
Dustin Hoffman in Rainman

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 23:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Is there actually one list here that isn't insanely great?

― Gregory Henry (Gregory Henry), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 23:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Halle Berry
Kimberly Elise
Thandie Newton
Tatyana Ali
Nia Long

Angela Bassett
Lynn Whitfield
Alfre Woodard
Iman
Oprah Winfrey

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Thursday, 2 September 2004 02:22 (twenty-one years ago)

*sproing!*

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Thursday, 2 September 2004 02:27 (twenty-one years ago)

HEROES
Amy Sedaris
John Amos
Ronaldinho
The Del Fuegos (count as one)
Ahmir Khan

VILLAINS
Sei Shonagon
Garfield
Gaspard Winckler
that "I want my two dollars!" kid
Woolly Mammoth on angel dust

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Thursday, 2 September 2004 02:37 (twenty-one years ago)

my B-TEAM

Jeff "Skunk" Baxter
Jacques Derrida
Bud Cort
Will Shortz
Bette Midler

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 2 September 2004 11:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Heroes!

http://home.utm.utoronto.ca/~jangi/wolverine.jpg

http://www.calvin-und-hobbes.com/assets/images/chspiff1.jpg

http://www.pirvilayat.org/images/cottage-buddha.jpg

http://www.anzowls.com/gallery/player/playerold/galleryplayer_old_hirst2.jpg

http://www.site-magister.com/prepas/quixote.jpg

― Jimmybommy JimmyK'KANG (Nick Southall), Thursday, 2 September 2004 11:32 (twenty-one years ago)

VILLAINS!

http://www.mostmuscular.com/oktxbb/rr1999/Suzy%20Stover.jpg

http://ffmedia.ign.com/batman/multimedia/joker-comic.jpg

http://www.jerrypippin.com/bush_borg.jpg

http://munkt0n.dyndns.org/b3ta/crap/icke.jpg

http://www.evil-ernie.de/Simpsons/Simpsons-Cliparts/Radioactive-Man-002.gif

― Jimmybommy JimmyK'KANG (Nick Southall), Thursday, 2 September 2004 11:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Willow
Queen Victoria
Mina Murray/Harker
Rorschach
Spenser

― Archel (Archel), Thursday, 2 September 2004 11:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Jane Horrocks
Iron Chef Japanese
Vash the Stampede
Drizzt Do'Urden
Johannes Kepler

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Thursday, 2 September 2004 11:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Villains:
Nick Hornby
Jeremy Clarkson
Wicked Witch of the West
Scar
Mrs Reed

― Archel (Archel), Thursday, 2 September 2004 12:06 (twenty-one years ago)

That's a fucking good first choice in yr villains list, Archel.

― Jimmybommy JimmyK'KANG (Nick Southall), Thursday, 2 September 2004 12:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, I'm looking forward to watching Mina kick his smug ass with lethal sarcasm. And maybe a garotting later.

― Archel (Archel), Thursday, 2 September 2004 12:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I was envisaging Willow doing kung-fu style leg-locks on him.

― Jimmybommy JimmyK'KANG (Nick Southall), Thursday, 2 September 2004 12:10 (twenty-one years ago)

That could work too.

― Archel (Archel), Thursday, 2 September 2004 12:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Also why has nobody commented on david Icke's LIZARD EYES?

― Jimmybommy JimmyK'KANG (Nick Southall), Thursday, 2 September 2004 12:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Don Juan
Andrew WK
Ex-Channel 5 TV Chef, Nancy Lam
Daisy from Spaced
Marcello Carlin

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 2 September 2004 12:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Nancy and Marcello on the same team! WOW!

― Jimmybommy JimmyK'KANG (Nick Southall), Thursday, 2 September 2004 12:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, you guys mean Willow from Buffy and not the little dwarf dude, right? Shame.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 2 September 2004 12:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I quite like David Icke.

― Archel (Archel), Thursday, 2 September 2004 12:16 (twenty-one years ago)

This is Nancy:

http://64.35.92.105/20040124/yaowen/ywimg/200401240023_28921.jpg

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 2 September 2004 12:16 (twenty-one years ago)

That was my initial thought, but now I am intrigued by this development.

― Jimmybommy JimmyK'KANG (Nick Southall), Thursday, 2 September 2004 12:17 (twenty-one years ago)

wtf is that she's cooking? Or is she fending off a Bubble & Squeak monster?!

― Jimmybommy JimmyK'KANG (Nick Southall), Thursday, 2 September 2004 12:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Villains:

Roy Keane
Andrew WK (he is an DOUBLE AGENT, do you see???)
Starscream
Dominatrix Tory MP Theresa May
Isobel Campbell

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 2 September 2004 12:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Crash Bandicoot
Kofi Annan
The Ghost of Tiny Tim
the anthropomorphic bundle of grapes from those old Fruit Of The Loom advertisements
JC Chasez

vs.

Zombie Reagan
Parker Posey's character from Dazed and Confused
Phil Collins
Newman from Seinfeld
that scary fish with the crazy eyes from the really dark ocean floor in Finding Nemo

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 2 September 2004 12:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Parker Posey's character from Dazed and Confused

AIR RAID FRESHMAN BITCHES!!!!

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 2 September 2004 12:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Hektor
T-Rex (either the band or Qwantz comic)
Leopold Bloom
Michelle Yeoh
The Incredible Hulk

vs.

Donald Rumsfeld
Bubba Ho-Tep
Jaws
Paris Hilton
Lysol Douche

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Thursday, 2 September 2004 13:41 (twenty-one years ago)

LYSOL DOUCHE!

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Thursday, 2 September 2004 13:48 (twenty-one years ago)

What the?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 2 September 2004 13:48 (twenty-one years ago)

will shortz! brilliant cindy

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 2 September 2004 15:09 (twenty-one years ago)

roy keane is a hero you fuck.

― cºzen (Cozen), Thursday, 2 September 2004 16:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Donald Rumsfeld
Bubba Ho-Tep
Jaws
Paris Hilton
Lysol Douche

This is seriously the penultimate unfuckwithable villains list, OMG.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 2 September 2004 16:52 (twenty-one years ago)

roy keane is a hero you fuck.

I, for one, am not fucking him.

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Thursday, 2 September 2004 16:53 (twenty-one years ago)

MADVILLAINY:
Amazing Racer Colin
Richard Hatch
Plus-size Bottom Model Robin
OMAROSA OMG WTF
Milo Rambaldi

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Thursday, 2 September 2004 17:21 (twenty-one years ago)

REAL WORLD HEROES:

Cynthia
Jason
Jaques
Mohammed
Jamie (SD)

REAL WORLD VILLIANS:

Puck
David (LA)
Robin
KA-1A
CT

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Thursday, 2 September 2004 17:31 (twenty-one years ago)

*annoyed grunt*

Replace Rambaldi with DAT PHAN.

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Thursday, 2 September 2004 20:13 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

i think mine would still be the same!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 6 July 2006 17:48 (nineteen years ago)

Okay - this thread is so fucking good I can't even look at it.

― Ricki Belloni (Pangolino 3), Thursday, 6 July 2006 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

Sailor Mars
Anya
Aeon Flux
Dr Katz

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 6 July 2006 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

DeeDee in Dexter's Laboratory
Bill Cosby in I Spy
Estelle Getty in Stop, or My Mom Will Shoot

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 6 July 2006 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

Fresh from Fresh
Chang Tung-Sheng
Sonny Sharrock
The Silver Surfer
a 10 foot long venomous centipede

― 100% CHAMPS with a Yes! Attitude. (Austin, Still), Thursday, 6 July 2006 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

villains:

Giancarlo Esposito in Fresh
Rickson Gracie
Yngwie Malmsteen
Galactus
A similarly enormous tarantula.

― 100% CHAMPS with a Yes! Attitude. (Austin, Still), Thursday, 6 July 2006 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

HEROES 2K6:
Rocketo Garrison
Aquaman
Captain Nemo
Dick Tracy
Tintin

VILLAINS 2K6:
Ogopogo
Captain Highliner
Chester Cheetah
Franklin W. Dixon
The Vengeful Ghost of Ken Lay

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 6 July 2006 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

Heroes

Sandy from Big Brother
Station
Chris Rabbit
The Monolith from 2001
Moses

Bad guys

Shredder
Dave from The Plough
Every single wasp in the world
Sub Zero
An evil goat with the power of teleportation

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Thursday, 6 July 2006 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

Every single wasp in the world

!!!!
most evil.

― Ms. Misery TX (MissMiseryTX), Thursday, 6 July 2006 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

Heroes

Dr. Watson
Some sort of mutant citrus fruit based creature
Mr. Snuffleupagus
Rick Moranis' character in Honey I Shrunk the Kids
Bez

Bad Guys

Vigo the Carpathian
The Sheriff of Notthingham
Muttley
A clockwork horse
That cat that chased a bear up a tree

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Thursday, 6 July 2006 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

Ultraman
Alex Mack
Green Arrow
Fox (from StarFox)
Speed Racer
Venom

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Thursday, 6 July 2006 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

Heroes

Johnny 5
Pike from Dads Army
The living incarnation of the smell of the rain after a long hot day
Blade
Mr. Muscle

Baddies

George Galloway
Nasty Nick from Big Brother
Christiano Ronaldo
John Prescott
Unicron

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Thursday, 6 July 2006 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

Heroes:
D. Boon
Alton Brown
Doc Savage
Reed Richards & Sue Storm (Ultimate universe)

Villains:
John Zorn
Robert Fripp
Frank Miller
Dan Savage
Donald Rumsfeld
(Supervillain group known as The Insufferables)

― I will commence to drop a knowledge bomb. (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 6 July 2006 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

VILLAINY:

Plankton
Henry Gale
Sarumon
The Priests of the Temples of Syrinx
Japanther

― you can email me if you wish to challenge the truth (nickalicious), Thursday, 6 July 2006 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

HEROES (for Nickalicious)

A WHALE
DANIELLE ROSSEAU
GANDALF
"THIEVES IN THE TEMPLE"
JON WILLIAMS

― Damn, Atreyu! (x Jeremy), Thursday, 6 July 2006 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

-O.G. dude in hoopty in front of me at B.K. drive-thru
-guy with sandals wearing socks
-Girl at Primus show
-long-bearded guy in baseball cap and wack k-mart style summer outfit telling a random stranger "i study the paranormal."
-Awesome gay neighbor dude with black lab roughing up crackheads

― autovac (autovac), Thursday, 6 July 2006 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

HEROICS:

Gurney Halleck
Glorious Golden Ass Parallel Dimension Bender
Deputy Hawk
Mangina Z
Ichi wielding a light saber

xpost have you never watched Spongebob Jeremy? Plankton is the bad guy's name. He is a Plankton.

― you can email me if you wish to challenge the truth (nickalicious), Thursday, 6 July 2006 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

haha @ "girl at Primus show"

― you can email me if you wish to challenge the truth (nickalicious), Thursday, 6 July 2006 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.homestead.com/flowstate/files/plankton.jpg
I will DESTROY you Bikini Bottom!

― you can email me if you wish to challenge the truth (nickalicious), Thursday, 6 July 2006 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

whoa, he looks like one of the angry rutabega from the Commander Keen games.

HEROES:
Takooni Mario
Sturm Brightblade
Ziggy Stardust
Lance Armstrong
(riding on)
Falkor the Luckdragon

VILLAINS
Palmer Erdrich
Marcello Mastrionni
Montezuma's revenge
Mismanaged national healthcare
"The Elephant Walk" hazing ritual

― Damn, Atreyu! (x Jeremy), Thursday, 6 July 2006 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

BAD-ASS DUEDS:

TOSHIRO MIFUNE IN YOJIMBO
CLINT EASTWOOD IN FISTFUL OF DOLLARS
HARRISON FORD IN BLADERUNNER
KURT RUSSELL IN ESCAPE FROM NY
LEADER: FRANK SINATRA IN VON RYAN'S EXPRESS

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Thursday, 6 July 2006 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

FALKOR! THE MUSIC WHEN ATREYU MOUNTS THAT SHIT, BEST FEELING EVER.

― you can email me if you wish to challenge the truth (nickalicious), Thursday, 6 July 2006 22:47 (nineteen years ago)

fidgepuck! I dotally posted this to wrong thred!

omg somebody please PLEASE ysi the music from neverending story when Atreyu rides Falkor!?!?!?!!?

― you can email me if you wish to challenge the truth (nickalicious), Thursday, 6 July 2006 23:07 (nineteen years ago)

Thor
Xena the Warrior Princess
Manny, Moe & Jack (The Pep Boys)

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Friday, 7 July 2006 00:43 (nineteen years ago)

haha, Sturm, the most boring hero ever

― you can email me if you wish to challenge the truth (nickalicious), Friday, 7 July 2006 00:44 (nineteen years ago)

Heroes:
Jack Bauer from “24”
Bill Hicks
Marc Bolan
Wonder Woman (so sue me)
Jesus Christ on a rocket-fueled, adamantium pogo stick

Villains:
The Judge from Blood Meridian
BOB from Twin Peaks
Ann Coulter & Matt Drudge (as one inseperable duo)
Simon Milligan and Hecubus (ditto)
Ayn Rand

League of Ambiguity:
Noam Chomsky
Willie Wonka
Michael Jordan
Catwoman
The Ambiguously Gay Duo

I wanted to put Werner Herzog on the Heroes list but then I pictured Bauer and Hicks getting into Wolverine/Cyclops-like spats. Sad, I know.

― Chris L (Chris L), Friday, 7 July 2006 01:14 (nineteen years ago)

Wait, maybe replace Ayn Rand on the villains list w/ the Melissa Etheridge song at the end of "An Inconvenient Truth" (surely a plant by Exxon to undermine the film?)

― Chris L (Chris L), Friday, 7 July 2006 01:20 (nineteen years ago)

Villains

Lee Van Cleef
Bette Davis
Louie DePalma
Keyser Soze
Mr. Pink

― Earl Nash (earlnash), Friday, 7 July 2006 03:31 (nineteen years ago)

the west coast league of tall famous actors that get awesome action packed roles but are actually soft spoken and boring in real life.
lead by:
harrison ford
jeff bridges
matt dillon
clint eastwood
keanu reeves
bobby deniro

their arch enemies are the evil band of famous guys that get normal roles but are completely insane offscreen

lead by:
harry dean stanton
jeff goldblum
william hurt
william defoe
martin lawrence
matthew mcconaughey

― Cor-Ray (chaki), Friday, 7 July 2006 04:02 (nineteen years ago)

harry dean stanton gets "normal" roles??

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 7 July 2006 04:03 (nineteen years ago)

i didn't really think of him as a classic romantic lead!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 7 July 2006 04:03 (nineteen years ago)

HEROES:
Xuxa
Yuri Gagarin
Mark David Chapman (PBUH)
H. R. Pufnstuf
Seymor Cray

VILLIANS:
Cthulhu
David Cutler
Steven Spielberg
Barney The Dinosaur
Blackwolf (Wizards)

― shieldforyoureyes (shieldforyoureyes), Friday, 7 July 2006 12:26 (nineteen years ago)

Guitar Wolf
Airwolf
A Wolf
A Wolfspider
Wolf from Gladiators

Jamie Foxx
A Fox
Microsoft Visual FoxPro
Samantha Fox
A Muddy Fox Mountainbike

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Friday, 7 July 2006 12:51 (nineteen years ago)

you should really have fox mulder in there.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 7 July 2006 12:56 (nineteen years ago)

Bunnicula
Usagi Yojimbo
The Easter Bunny

vs.

Night of the Lepus

― choinklate (nickalicious), Friday, 7 July 2006 12:58 (nineteen years ago)

+
Diana Skouris
Prince T'chala
Fightin' Shirley Chisholm, unbought and unbossed
Benjamin Franklin
Tim Gunn

-
Hank Williams, Jr.
Joe Lieberman
Mandy the NLT
that one guy from junior high
Paralyzing Self-Doubt

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 7 July 2006 13:14 (nineteen years ago)

Heroes:
Tony Montana
Harry Callahan
Sam Spade
Pike Bishop
Jake Gittes

Villians:
The Nanny
Oliver, from the Brady Bunch
Iain Softley, Gene Brewer, and Charles Leavitt

― Fluffy Bear, Grand Admiral of the Hastings Thread Navy (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainb, Friday, 7 July 2006 13:37 (nineteen years ago)

Willem Defoe gets normal roles?

Good and Evil are such relative terms, we really prefer "The Alliance of Acting In Our Own Best Interest"
Henry Gale
Emma Frost
Dr. Logan (from Day of the Dead)--every team needs a mad scientist!
The Cigarette Smoking Man
The Headcrusher--for wacky comedy relief!

vs.

Grumpy Guys with Hearts of Gold (their collective good looks will destroy all evil!)
Malcom Reynolds
James "Sawyer" Ford
Han Solo
Tony Leung in Chungking Express (I forget his character's name and I am lazy)
Spider Jerusalem (the token ugly one)

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 7 July 2006 13:55 (nineteen years ago)

Unbeatable Hero Team
Rasputin
Harpo Marx
Dorothy Parker
Ernest Hemingway
Surprise Combined Attack! = Drinking, and scorn

― Dolores Haze (Arachne), Friday, 7 July 2006 13:57 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/u/ultraman.jpg
http://www.wrestlingclassics.com/currys/images/fred1.jpg
http://weblogs.jupiterresearch.com/analysts/card/archives/underdog.jpg
http://www.io.com/~kontakt/rileycon/RileyCon_VI/tick.jpg
http://pages.zdnet.com/daleshrimpton/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/henning.jpg

― weather1ngda1eson (Brian), Friday, 7 July 2006 14:04 (nineteen years ago)

Han Solo
Fox Mulder
Buffy
Superman
Mal Reynolds (Firefly)

I'm not sure on the villains, but certainly Karl Rove and Dick Cheney are on the list.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 7 July 2006 14:34 (nineteen years ago)

Grumpy Guys with Hearts of Gold

Officially my favorite list.

― choinklate (nickalicious), Friday, 7 July 2006 14:35 (nineteen years ago)

Yay mee! Eventually I will achieve the ability to compete in ILX popularity contests!

E-POPULARITY HERE I COME.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 7 July 2006 14:41 (nineteen years ago)

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