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I'm getting fed up of people, myself included, who go on about John Kerry's more rubbish qualities. It doesn't matter how rubbish he is! He could be Bozo the Clown for all I care. Bush is the issue, and the time has come for all right-thinking people to unite around the only person with a chance of getting ANTICHRIST out of the White House.

right or wrong?

DV (dirtyvicar), Thursday, 23 September 2004 16:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Right.

Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Thursday, 23 September 2004 16:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Didn't we just get this out of our system over here?:
tell me what ralph nader's deal is and i'll mail you a cookie.

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Thursday, 23 September 2004 16:48 (twenty-one years ago)

the situation is so stupid that yes, it feels like no-one can be WORSE than Bush as a President in enough ways to make an unconditional change of regime urgent and key.

teh pow! (blueski), Thursday, 23 September 2004 16:49 (twenty-one years ago)

why not just assassinate george w?

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 23 September 2004 16:49 (twenty-one years ago)

President Dick Cheney, that's why.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 23 September 2004 16:50 (twenty-one years ago)

i.e. the worst that can happen if Kerry gets in is that nothing will really change, so he might as well win because change = rest

(this is why i am not a politician innit)

teh pow! (blueski), Thursday, 23 September 2004 16:50 (twenty-one years ago)

because then Dick "SATAN" Cheney would be the President.

(XPOST)

DV (dirtyvicar), Thursday, 23 September 2004 16:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Even if people aren't super enthusiastic about Kerry, the choice is between competent -vs- totally fucking manipulative and self-serving.

dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 23 September 2004 17:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Words of widsom from our president today in the rose garden:

The first part of the question was how come we haven't found Zarqawi? We're looking for him. He hides.


I saw a poll that said the right track/wrong track in Iraq was better than here in America. It was pretty darn strong. I mean, the people see a better future.

Talk to the leader. I agree, I'm not the expert on how the Iraqi people think, because I live in America where it's nice and safe and secure.

The Afghan national army is a part of the army.

By the way, it's the Afghan national army that went into Najaf and did the work there.


I've seen firsthand the tactics of these killers.

still bevens (bscrubbins), Thursday, 23 September 2004 17:06 (twenty-one years ago)

or serious policy vs. Machiavellian politics

(the presser sounds like a disaster)

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 23 September 2004 17:07 (twenty-one years ago)

so is he actually going to get voted out or not? The news here on the current 'campaign for Pres' has become kinda boring now, with the arrival of the mud-slinging stage. Ive stopped watching.
sorry

donna (donna), Thursday, 23 September 2004 17:11 (twenty-one years ago)

the latest poll i saw on polling report was tied.

Emilymv (Emilymv), Thursday, 23 September 2004 17:40 (twenty-one years ago)

If I were Bush I would find a way to throw the election. Get a cushy consultant job with the Carlyle group. Live on the largesse of all my rich friends that I made so much richer. Iraq is just gonna get more hellish and the whole flimsy house of cards is gonna fall eventually. lawsuits, congressional hearings, indictments, etc. I'd get out while the getting was good.

scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 23 September 2004 17:49 (twenty-one years ago)

as scott suggests, i could see a second term being a difficult one for bush and his admin.

m. (mitchlnw), Thursday, 23 September 2004 17:53 (twenty-one years ago)

kevin drum would agree:
http://www.washingtonmonthly.com/features/2004/0409.drum.html

mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 23 September 2004 17:54 (twenty-one years ago)

What if they just flush certain people's votes down the toilet again?

Kerry (dymaxia), Thursday, 23 September 2004 18:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I saw a poll that said the right track/wrong track in Iraq was better than here in America. It was pretty darn strong. I mean, the people see a better future.

HAHAHAHAHA

Symplistic (shmuel), Thursday, 23 September 2004 18:43 (twenty-one years ago)

thanks for that Palast interview, Kerry. Voting early is starting to seem like a good idea.

(Jon L), Thursday, 23 September 2004 19:36 (twenty-one years ago)

as is voting often.

Symplistic (shmuel), Thursday, 23 September 2004 19:38 (twenty-one years ago)


It's too bad that the mafia can't steal another election for us.

Kerry (dymaxia), Thursday, 23 September 2004 20:01 (twenty-one years ago)

the image of John Edwards, Greg Palast and Jesse Jackson having breakfast together blows my mind.

still bevens (bscrubbins), Thursday, 23 September 2004 20:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, shit. It was fun being a battleground state while it lasted.

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 23 September 2004 20:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Bush is the issue, and the time has come for all right-thinking people to unite around the only person with a chance of getting ANTICHRIST out of the White House.

Fuckin' AMEN!!!!

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 23 September 2004 21:29 (twenty-one years ago)

If Bush wins....I fully expect violence in the streets.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 23 September 2004 21:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I read that article about pulling ads last night. Looks like theyre just gonna focus on Ohio and Florida. I thought they were gaining lots of ground in Missourri. Lets prepare for the wave of disgruntlement across the blogosphere w/r/t the Kerry campaign...

still bevens (bscrubbins), Thursday, 23 September 2004 21:42 (twenty-one years ago)

pulling ads from a state doesn't mean it isn't a battleground

Kerry has air time reserved in something like 19-21 states. Whether he buys for a given period depends on the state of the race at the moment - does he want to focus in one area or another. While we're in the pre-debate holding pattern, he may want to focus on trying to lock in the Kerry-leaning states before he moves the national needle in the debates such that he can pour money back into the Bush-leaning ones.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 23 September 2004 21:43 (twenty-one years ago)

best thing about this week: Kerry FINALLY getting traction on an issue (iraq). Hes been on tv every day talking a gang of shit about the president. THATS MY CANDIDATE!

still bevens (bscrubbins), Thursday, 23 September 2004 21:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Why wasn't he doing it sooner, tho'?

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 23 September 2004 21:56 (twenty-one years ago)

"If Bush wins....I fully expect violence in the streets."

Yes, so do I unfortunately. If I was in the US I would be tempted so smash things up upon Bush winning a second term, and I'm a pacifist.

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Thursday, 23 September 2004 21:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm liking Kerry less and less lately.

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 23 September 2004 22:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm liking Kerry less and less lately.

How are you feeling about Bush, though, that's the question.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 23 September 2004 22:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually none of it is "the question" because I can't vote!

I think I tolerate Bush more than the average ILXor because I'm much less politically cynical than the average ILXor.

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 23 September 2004 22:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I still prefer Kerry to Bush tho.

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 23 September 2004 22:16 (twenty-one years ago)

As M-People sung during Blair's victorious UK campaign of '97, "Things can only get better". Surely???

bert (bert), Thursday, 23 September 2004 22:19 (twenty-one years ago)

What's cynicism gotta do with it? This is about whether US foreign policy will result in 1000s of deaths, or 100s of 1000s. The entire fucking world (outside a few Likudniks and wahhabist fundies) is praying for Kerry, because Bush will fuck our planet. Tolerate cynicism. Vote Kerry.

Dave B (daveb), Thursday, 23 September 2004 22:24 (twenty-one years ago)

The entire fucking world (outside a few Likudniks and wahhabist fundies) is praying for Kerry, because Bush will fuck our planet.

As a member of the entire fucking world, I can confirm this as a fact.

'Politically cynical' indeed. Fuck's sake.

Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 23 September 2004 22:27 (twenty-one years ago)

That was D:ream (D-ream, or whatever) surely?

Anyway, to this stultifyingly uninformed Brit, it all seems to come down to 10-11 states (the rest yielding a slight Elec Coll lead for GWB) where there's less than five %-age points between them.

The big 'uns are Ohio, Florida and Pennsylvania (where, entirely irrelevantly, but maybe not, my 75-y-o aunt lives - a Democrat since attaining citizenship in the 1950s but a Bush-voter last time purely on the abortion issue) and anyone who takes all three is home and dry. Two of three is possibly enough too. Kerry is behind in all three, I believe. I can appreciate the concentration of resources. And now I hear NJ has slipped into the 'toss-up' column at Rasmussen. Good grief.

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Thursday, 23 September 2004 22:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Sorry. Whatever. I'm dumb.

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 23 September 2004 22:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I never said I supported Bush's foreign policy AT ALL, btw. (I don't.)

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 23 September 2004 22:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Bush has a foreign policy?

Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 23 September 2004 22:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought he was just smashing up any country that had oil.

Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 23 September 2004 22:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm heartened walking around Manhattan and seeing so many genuinely ANGRY people....angry at Bush. Angry at this administration. Angry at how things have turned out.

But then..... I travel.

NYC is, sadly, not wildly indicative of how the rest of the USA thinks. I just spent a week in Houston, TX, and lemme tellya....that there's solid Bush country. And those fuckers vote. The rest of the US of A still, apparently, think going into a Iraq was a good idea "`cos of 9/11" (oblivious to the fact that Iraq had no hand in September 11). I had a testy lunch with a relative today (from Denver) who got all hot under the collar about the lack of any WMD's. "I don't care about the WMD's, we had to get that despot out of power!!!" When I cited several other despots still in power....many with WMDs that they positively gloat about (hello, North Korea), she looked me square in the face and said "They'll be NEXT!" When I cited the 1,000 + American troops killed in Iraq so far, she (literally) pounded her fist on the table and cited the fact that 14,000 American troops were killed in the first few minutes at Omaha Beach (her point, i gather, is that 1000 is a small number of troops to lose during a war time, regardless of the reasons for going to war).

By and large, there's really NO TALKING to your "average American" about all this. More people here are pro-Bush than we think.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 23 September 2004 22:35 (twenty-one years ago)

...and that's fucking sickening.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 23 September 2004 22:36 (twenty-one years ago)

If Bush wins....I fully expect violence in the streets.

I'd expect a lot more dead "insurgents" in Iraq and a lot more collateral damage, the kind that's rather unpalatable before elections. American elections, at least.

bnw (bnw), Thursday, 23 September 2004 22:38 (twenty-one years ago)

More people here are pro-Bush than we think.

It's like religious people. When you talk about how religion's all based on myth, religious people go quiet because they know they can't win. Same thing's happening here with Bush supporters.

Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 23 September 2004 22:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Alex unfortunately OTM

oops (Oops), Thursday, 23 September 2004 22:40 (twenty-one years ago)

That's how Howard won the last election. More than 50% of Australia is horribly racist but doesn't want to admit it.

Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 23 September 2004 22:42 (twenty-one years ago)

The entire fucking world (outside a few Likudniks and wahhabist fundies)
Since Kerry's stance on Israel is identical to Bush's, I doubt they care one way or the other.

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Thursday, 23 September 2004 22:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Since Kerry's stance on Israel is identical to Bush's, I doubt they care one way or the other.

That's what irks the bejesus out of me when pantsless rodeo clowns like Dick Cheney suggest that "the terrorists" want Kerry to win. It doesn't matter to them (let's remember that the 9/11 plot went into effect when Clinton was in office, and was executed when Bush was in office). So long as we give unilateral support to Israel and have a military presence in Saudi Arabia, we could have Bonnie Raitt as president, and they'd still want to fly planes into our buildings.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 23 September 2004 23:00 (twenty-one years ago)

"how religion's all based on myth" - I wouldn't go quiet faced with this, though this isn't the thread for it.

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Thursday, 23 September 2004 23:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I know, just using crass generalisations to draw a comparison.

Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 23 September 2004 23:04 (twenty-one years ago)

alex otm, again

Bush was talking to the UN the other day about how Saddam had flaunted UN resolution after UN resolution; and Im sure the entire Arab world was yelling at their tvs that Israel is guilty of the same sorts of misgivings.

still bevens (bscrubbins), Thursday, 23 September 2004 23:18 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah what kind of psychotic leader defies the UN?!???!!!

oops (Oops), Thursday, 23 September 2004 23:22 (twenty-one years ago)

haha

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 23 September 2004 23:42 (twenty-one years ago)

"NYC is, sadly, not wildly indicative of how the rest of the USA thinks. I just spent a week in Houston, TX, and lemme tellya....that there's solid Bush country."

gee, ya think?

duh (latebloomer), Thursday, 23 September 2004 23:57 (twenty-one years ago)

we are all going to die.

jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 24 September 2004 00:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I was in a Barnes & Noble just browsing around...and I happened to be standing next to a table displaying books regarding current events (mostly about the Bush administration), and some Houstonian walked by, shook his head and said aloud "there they go...concentratin' simply on the negatives!"

that's it, just concentrate on the "positives", cowboy.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 24 September 2004 00:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Hah, like there's a positive.

Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 24 September 2004 00:04 (twenty-one years ago)

More people here are pro-Bush than we think.
It's like religious people. When you talk about how religion's all based on myth, religious people go quiet because they know they can't win. Same thing's happening here with Bush supporters.


-- Sexual Air Supply (ada...), September 23rd, 2004.

well, a rather sizable portion of bush supporters ARE religious, so...

latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 24 September 2004 00:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Five minutes after the Barnes & Noble episode detailed above, I walked out to our car, and the SUV parked next to us boasted a huge "W in `04" sticker. Creepier than that, however, was a decal featuring Calvin (of Calvin & Hobbes fame). Not the usual image of Calvin pissing with a mischivous grin, but rather Calvin dutifully on his knees, his hands clasped in prayer beneath a crucifix. I'd have taken a pic, but didn't want to have my head shot off.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 24 September 2004 00:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I need to get myself a Kerry button to wear in Houston next week

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 24 September 2004 00:28 (twenty-one years ago)

You haven't seen that before, Alex? Those stickers are common as hell around here, I just shrug 'em off.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 24 September 2004 00:32 (twenty-one years ago)

(I mean, if you're going to make fun of folks with those stickers, all you have to do is point out they're bootlegs because Watterson has never licensed the material, show how this makes them criminals and thieves, and then arrest them.)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 24 September 2004 00:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I just can't fuckin' stand how Bush keeps alluding that terrorism won't happen "on my watch" -- HELLO, BUTTPLUG, IT ALREADY FUCKING DID -- AND WITH A VENGEANCE. Morever, .... YOU'D BEEN WARNED, YOU POMPOUS, MORONIC FUCKTARD!!!!

I'm not saying Gore would've necessarily handled it any differently (would he have put those warnings on the back burner like Condee Rice?), but for fuck's fuckin' sake, DON'T YOU DARE BRAG ABOUT KEEPING AMERICA SAFE, YOU FATUOUS, LEAKY ANUS!

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 24 September 2004 00:34 (twenty-one years ago)

sorry....my office is situated within a foot from two television sets tuned to nothing but CNN and MSNBC all the damn day long.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 24 September 2004 00:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I didn't realize you were a Republican Alex.

The TAO that can be Posted is not the TAO! (The Tao that can be Posted is), Friday, 24 September 2004 00:36 (twenty-one years ago)

::rimshot:::

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 24 September 2004 00:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Would Gore have used it as an excuse to steal Afghanistan and Iraq? Not likely.

Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 24 September 2004 00:37 (twenty-one years ago)

politics

RJG (RJG), Friday, 24 September 2004 00:38 (twenty-one years ago)

It's beyond politics.

Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 24 September 2004 00:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I was hanging out with a club at my university called The Coalition Against War on the People of Iraq, and they were arguing that all foreign troops should be pulled from Iraq.
I disagreed. I believe that a real international reconstruction (not military occupation) is necessary, and that a full-out withdrawal would be potentially disastrous. Are we agreed on this?

The TAO that can be Posted is not the TAO! (The Tao that can be Posted is), Friday, 24 September 2004 00:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah. Now that we're all in there, we can't just pull everyone out. The fact that we shouldn't have gone in in the first place is a whole different issue.

Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 24 September 2004 00:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I always figured Bill Watterson was kind of a Thoreau-esque, pleasant, intellectual Democrat.

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Friday, 24 September 2004 00:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I think Kerry is potentially dangerous on foreign relations. I oppose Bush on just about everything, but that doesn't mean anything Kerry does is fantastic. In fact, he is a flip-flop; he is a corporate-whore; he is bad in many, many of the same ways as Bush. I'm not excited about a Kerry presidency. Still, I will fight to get Bush out of office. We need to look at other options -- grassroots movements, new ideologies, Green politics, media reform for example.
Kerry does not get a uncriticized, free ride. That is missing the point entirely.

The TAO that can be Posted is not the TAO! (The Tao that can be Posted is), Friday, 24 September 2004 00:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I think the US should pull out. THe UN should go in and reconstruct the shit out of the place. I mean, I want it better than our towns and cities. Run on green fuels. Everyone has a rocketpack and big-ass TV, with comlete DVD boxed sets of the western classics like Seinfeld and Alan Partridge. Everytown should have a cinema, a theatre, a hopsital, comprehensive schooling, playgrounds, recycling, conveyor belt sidewalks. I want to turn Iraq into a Utopia, as a way of saying sorry.

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Friday, 24 September 2004 00:45 (twenty-one years ago)

X-post - only bne nice until Kerry wins, then bully him and yell at him to do the right thing, try to destroy him an his party. The US people need to start testing the stress wounds of the two parties and try to make them snap.

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Friday, 24 September 2004 00:47 (twenty-one years ago)

xx post. That would be very cool :)

The TAO that can be Posted is not the TAO! (The Tao that can be Posted is), Friday, 24 September 2004 00:49 (twenty-one years ago)

But I think we should apologize (and help repair) Afghanistan which is in utter fucking chaos and disarray. Very sad.

The TAO that can be Posted is not the TAO! (The Tao that can be Posted is), Friday, 24 September 2004 00:50 (twenty-one years ago)

a full-out withdrawal would be potentially disastrous

OTM. A full-out withdrawal would only kick the last leg out from an already-toppling table.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 24 September 2004 00:51 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.gcfweb.org/institute/prophet/neb.jpg

RJG (RJG), Friday, 24 September 2004 00:52 (twenty-one years ago)

OF course. Do you think we should finish inveding it first? It seems like anywhere outside of the capital is a real mess, criminocracy. They can have a Utopia too.

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Friday, 24 September 2004 00:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Hasn't Afghanistan virtually always been a land ruled by chaotic tribal feuding? Is there a way to bring order to a place that has never known order?

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 24 September 2004 00:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, it has, and yes, I think there probably is. We know that tribal groupings do move toward states in some manner, because we have all done it. I, of course, have no idea hot go about forcing an 'evolution' on a State - W does though, otherwise he wouldn't be so pleased about the way things are going there.

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Friday, 24 September 2004 00:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Canada should trade the sell the Arctic and buy Afghanstan. And then build a hotel on Afghanistan, and two houses. That will show that goddamn shoe!

The TAO that can be Posted is not the TAO! (The Tao that can be Posted is), Friday, 24 September 2004 01:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Sell. You can't trade in Monopoly...i think.

The TAO that can be Posted is not the TAO! (The Tao that can be Posted is), Friday, 24 September 2004 01:45 (twenty-one years ago)

In fact, he is a flip-flop

No, he's a senator. If Kerry is a "flip-flop," then 90% of the Senate is, as well.

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 24 September 2004 01:56 (twenty-one years ago)

well, a rather sizable portion of bush supporters ARE religious, so...

As are a lot of Kerry supporters, Sweet Cheeks.

alex otm, again

Yeah, but Bonnie would've foiled those terrorists right in the nick of time.

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 24 September 2004 01:56 (twenty-one years ago)

In fact, he is a flip-flop

No, he's a senator. If Kerry is a "flip-flop," then 90% of the Senate is, as well.

try 99.99% of the human race! Consistency, hobgoblin, small minds, etc.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 24 September 2004 02:09 (twenty-one years ago)

from this morning's San Francisco Chronicle:

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/chronicle/archive/2004/09/23/MNGQK8TI8O1.DTL

NEWS ANALYSIS:
Flip-flopping charge unsupported by facts
Kerry always pushed global cooperation, war as last resort

(Jon L), Friday, 24 September 2004 03:47 (twenty-one years ago)

(like the article is news to most people on this board, but it's always nice to have a newspaper headline to e-mail to relatives)

(Jon L), Friday, 24 September 2004 03:50 (twenty-one years ago)

The Bush administration to date has chosen not to take action on global warming. President Bush promised during his 2000 election campaign to cut carbon dioxide emissions from power plants. But he later changed his position, arguing that the regulations would harm the economy. (LA Times. Stakes High as State Targets Greenhouse Gas From Cars. Sept. 23)

Making flip-flopping an issue really makes me believe in the existence of a right-wing PR machine.

youn, Friday, 24 September 2004 07:26 (twenty-one years ago)

When Bush got in, the first thing he did was announce that some environmentally vital area was to be mined out and destroyed. He backed down after loads and loads of people made loads and loads of noise.

Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 24 September 2004 07:29 (twenty-one years ago)

But then..... I travel.

NYC is, sadly, not wildly indicative of how the rest of the USA thinks.

here's a sign (literally) of hope from this past tuesday. i was traveling on a SEPTA train deep out into the Main Line -- historically GOP territory in a bona-fide battleground state -- and in the seat next to me was a guy w/ a zillion "kerry/edwards" signs, buttons, and bumperstickers. before i got off at my stop (and after the train conductor made a joking comment about it being "a republican train"), i walked over to him and gave him a thumb's up and had a brief chat w/ him. he told me that he'd gotten some flack, but also a lot of POSITIVE reactions.

this gave me hope. we can win this thing, people!

Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 24 September 2004 09:26 (twenty-one years ago)

(that said, i've also taken lately to saying [only half-jokingly] that i wish that someone could raise LBJ or Joe Kennedy or Richard Daley, Sr. from the dead. some nasty motherfuckin', ward-heeling, corrupt/ornery-as-fuck old-time Democratic pol who not only could go mano-a-mano w/ bushco as far as the dirty shit goes but would probably also beat the shit outta the likes of rove et. al. if it came down to a mudfight.)

Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 24 September 2004 09:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd buy that for a dollar.

DV (dirtyvicar), Friday, 24 September 2004 10:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Sorry if this is too long. It's an interesting critique of Kerry's presentation style, from todays NYTimes:


"In an unofficial but very formal poll taken in my freshman writing class the other day, George Bush beat John Kerry by a vote of 13 to 2 (14 to 2, if you count me). My students were not voting on the candidates' ideas. They were voting on the skill (or lack of skill) displayed in the presentation of those ideas.

The basis for their judgments was a side-by-side display in this newspaper on Sept. 8 of excerpts from speeches each man gave the previous day. Put aside whatever preferences you might have for either candidate's positions, I instructed; just tell me who does a better job of articulating his positions, and why.

The analysis was devastating. President Bush, the students pointed out, begins with a perfect topic sentence - "Our strategy is succeeding"- that nicely sets up a first paragraph describing how conditions in Afghanistan, Iraq, Libya, Pakistan and Saudi Arabia four years ago aided terrorists. This is followed by a paragraph explaining how the administration's policies have produced a turnaround in each country "because we acted." The paragraph's conclusion is concise, brisk and earned: "We have led, many have joined, and America and the world are safer."

It doesn't hurt that the names of the countries he lists all have the letter "a," as do the words "America" and "safer." He and his speechwriters deserve credit for using the accident of euphony to give the argument cohesiveness and force. There is of course no logical relationship between the repetition of a sound and the soundness of an argument, but if it is skillfully employed repetition can enhance a logical point or even give the illusion of one when none is present.

The students also found repetition in the Kerry speech, about the outsourcing of jobs, but, as many pointed out, when Mr. Kerry repeats the phrase "your tax dollars" it is because he has become lost in his own sentence and has to begin again.

When he finally extracts himself from that sentence, he makes two big mistakes in the next one: "That's bad enough, but you know there's something worse, don't you?" No, Senator Kerry, we don't know - because you haven't told us. He is asking people to respond to a point he hasn't yet made and, even worse, by saying "don't you?" he is implying they should know what this point is before he makes it. As a result, the audience is made to feel stupid.

And if that wasn't "bad enough,'' consider his next two sentences. Up until now Mr. Kerry's point (insofar as you could discern one) had been that current tax policies reward companies for moving their operations overseas. But he goes on to add, "it gets worse than that in terms of choices." The audience barely has time to wonder what and whose choices he's talking about before it is entirely disoriented by the declaration that "today the tax code actually does something that's right." Excuse us, but how can getting something "right" be "worse"? It turns out that there is an answer to that question later in the speech - Mr. Kerry says that while the tax code now rewards companies that export American products, Mr. Bush wants to eliminate that good incentive - but it comes far too late for an audience discombobulated by the sudden and unannounced change in the argument's direction.

Senator Kerry, my students observed with a mix of solemnity and glee, has violated two cardinal rules of exposition: don't presume your audience has information you haven't provided, and always pay attention to the expectations of your listeners. They also felt that when he concludes by declaring that "when I'm president of the United States, it'll take me about a nanosecond to ask the Congress to close that stupid loophole," he undercuts the dignity both of his message and of the office he aspires to by calling the loophole "stupid" (instead of "unconscionable" or "unprincipled" or even "criminal"). "Stupid," one student said, is not a "presidential kind of word."

So what? What does it matter if Mr. Kerry's words stumble and halt, while Mr. Bush's flow easily from sentence to sentence and paragraph to paragraph? Well, listen to the composite judgments my students made on the Democratic challenger: "confused," "difficult to understand," "can't seem to make his point clearly," "I'm not sure what he's saying," and my favorite, "he's kind of 'skippy,' all over the place."

Now of course it could be the case that every student who voted against Mr. Kerry's speech in my little poll will vote for him in the general election. After all, what we're talking about here is merely a matter of style, not substance, right? And - this is a common refrain among Kerry supporters - doesn't Mr. Bush's directness and simplicity of presentation reflect a simplicity of mind and an incapacity for nuance, while Mr. Kerry's ideas are just too complicated for the rhythms of publicly accessible prose?

Sorry, but that's dead wrong. If you can't explain an idea or a policy plainly in one or two sentences, it's not yours; and if it's not yours, no one you speak to will be persuaded of it, or even know what it is, or (and this is the real point) know what you are. Words are not just the cosmetic clothing of some underlying integrity; they are the operational vehicles of that integrity, the visible manifestation of the character to which others respond. And if the words you use fall apart, ring hollow, trail off and sound as if they came from nowhere or anywhere (these are the same thing), the suspicion will grow that what they lack is what you lack, and no one will follow you.

Nervous Democrats who see their candidate slipping in the polls console themselves by saying, "Just wait, the debates are coming.'' As someone who will vote for John Kerry even though I voted against him in my class, that's just what I'm worried about.

Stanley Fish is dean emeritus at the University of Illinois at Chicago.

dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 24 September 2004 11:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Rumsfeld's idea about not allowing the states in Iraq where insurgence is most intense to take part in the forthcoming election = OMG YOU COMPLETE IDIOT RESIGN NOW

teh pow! (blueski), Friday, 24 September 2004 11:06 (twenty-one years ago)

What the Vicar said, at the top of the thread, was spot on.

Vicar, I will send you an e-mail.

the bellefox, Friday, 24 September 2004 11:15 (twenty-one years ago)

This from the neighborhood newspaper today: (verbatim)
"
Leavitt 68, said she has "no doubts" about the president - her Airdale, which she got when Mr. Bush ran for president four years ago, is even named after him.

"He's strong, he's determined, he's friendly and he's patriotic - we love him," she said of her dog.
"


I have read that about 10 times, and it just keeps giving. yay neighborhood news.

dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 24 September 2004 13:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I gotta say though, if a president can turn my dad into a democrat (Dubya has), I have a sliver of hope.

Towelette Pettatucci (Homosexual II), Friday, 24 September 2004 14:30 (twenty-one years ago)

There is a right-wing PR machine.

Once again, I tend to agree with the Vicar.

the bellefox, Friday, 24 September 2004 14:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Hasn't [the Middle East] virtually always been a land ruled by chaotic tribal feuding? Is there a way to bring order to a place that has never known order?

I want to turn Iraq into a Utopia, as a way of saying sorry.

You'd have to destroy the religion first.

Jimmy Mod, Los Sexx Yanqui (ModJ), Friday, 24 September 2004 14:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't really think so.

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Friday, 24 September 2004 14:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Well... you wouldn't have to... it would make it easier tho. So violent and secty.

Jimmy Mod, Los Sexx Yanqui (ModJ), Friday, 24 September 2004 14:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I find the idea that there is something inherent in Islam or any religion that precludes harmony among people of different faiths either insulting or ignorant (I don't find you either of those things, or course). People of different religions can live side by side in prosperity, but nor in poverty - just like any group of people. When people look at history and see religious war, it is wrong to assume that religion in the motivator of those wars. It is just that religion in those times or those places happens to be how people define themselves and form communities. The wars of history have been fought primarily for wealth and power, not over gods.

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Friday, 24 September 2004 14:55 (twenty-one years ago)

So, I think a prosperous Iraw would be a more stable, harmonious Iraq.

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Friday, 24 September 2004 14:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Ahem. 'Iraq', of course.

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Friday, 24 September 2004 14:56 (twenty-one years ago)

IRAW, the latest WWF project.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 24 September 2004 14:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Wasn't Sargeant Slaughter meant to be Iraqi or something. His sidekick had an arabic name...

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Friday, 24 September 2004 15:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Like Tonto; y'know?

Kevin: Your points are better than my pith.

Jimmy Mod, Los Sexx Yanqui (ModJ), Friday, 24 September 2004 15:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, I seem to have reacted seriously to a jokey remark. Sorry! I get like that sometimes. I still want to know Sargeant Slaughter's nationality though...

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Friday, 24 September 2004 15:09 (twenty-one years ago)

And, if he was Iraqi, they should bring him back as Sargeant Freedom, and before every bout he should thank his American opponent for liberating him.

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Friday, 24 September 2004 15:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Sgt. Slaughter was American.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 24 September 2004 15:15 (twenty-one years ago)

AND DON'T YOU DARE SAY OTHERWISE

Jimmy Mod, Los Sexx Yanqui (ModJ), Friday, 24 September 2004 15:15 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.sgtslaughter.com/img/sarge1.jpg

Jimmy Mod, Los Sexx Yanqui (ModJ), Friday, 24 September 2004 15:15 (twenty-one years ago)

What was his sidekick's name then?

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Friday, 24 September 2004 15:16 (twenty-one years ago)

he didn't have one. You thinking of the Iron Sheik?

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 24 September 2004 15:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I seem to be thinking of the Triangle of Terror, which comprised Sgt. Slaughter, Gen. Adnan, Col. Mustapha. Colonel Mustapha was the one I was thinking of.

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Friday, 24 September 2004 15:26 (twenty-one years ago)

How much money would it take for you to vote Bush? Let's say, someone offered you 100 bucks to vote for Bush, would you?

The TAO that can be Posted is not the TAO! (The Tao that can be Posted is), Friday, 24 September 2004 18:14 (twenty-one years ago)

no.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 24 September 2004 18:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm reasonable and corruptable. So, at around $500.00 x 365 days x 4 years were looking at around $750,000.00 and I'd do it too 'cause Kerry's gonna win California anyway.

Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 24 September 2004 18:23 (twenty-one years ago)

A couple hundred bucks was all it took to buy votes back in 2000.. david cross to thread.

still bevens (bscrubbins), Friday, 24 September 2004 18:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Except that you or your kids have to pay back that $300 with interest, since we have a deficit to repay because of it.

dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 24 September 2004 18:43 (twenty-one years ago)

All Stanley Fish seems to be proving is that Bush has a good speechwriter (we already knew this). Get Bush away from a script and he's lost like Bart Simpson trying to fake a test on Moby Dick.

plebian plebs (plebian), Saturday, 25 September 2004 08:57 (twenty-one years ago)

i liked the fish article. but re: scriptless bush, what of this praise i constantly see for bush's skill as a "minimalist" debater? true or not? but there's still hope for kerry in debates (from wikipedia): Under the guidance of the speaking coach and history professor Rollin Osterweis, Kerry won dozens of debate contests against other college students from across the nation. In March 1965, as the Vietnam War escalated, he won the Ten Eyck prize as the best orator in the junior class for a speech that was critical of U.S. foreign policy.

btw the fish analysis of bush's style reminded me of an andrew o'hagan article in the LRB, calling cheney's style "one fact followed by six lies", eg. 'President Bush delivered the greatest tax reduction in a generation, and the results are clear to see. Businesses are creating jobs. People are returning to work. Mortgage rates are low, and home ownership in this country is at an all-time high. The Bush tax cuts are working.'. (full article here: http://www.lrb.co.uk/v26/n18/ohag01_.html).

m. (mitchlnw), Saturday, 25 September 2004 09:16 (twenty-one years ago)

interesting article about bush by e.l. doctorow:
http://www.commondreams.org/views04/0920-13.htm

j c (j c), Saturday, 25 September 2004 15:22 (twenty-one years ago)

i have a friend that used to think that there was this famous book about a spanish doctor called "el doctoro".

m. (mitchlnw), Saturday, 25 September 2004 16:17 (twenty-one years ago)

We know that tribal groupings do move toward states in some manner, because we have all done it.

We know that they *can*, but it's not inevitable. And, equally, states can break down into tribal or tribalistic groups - see Yugoslavie ten years ago, or Iraq now.

caitlin (caitlin), Saturday, 25 September 2004 19:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm calling Arkansas for Bush right now. Send your Kerry donations to Missouri, godammit. Fuck.

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Sunday, 26 September 2004 06:49 (twenty-one years ago)

dear USA;

canada thinks you're fucking crazy. we're hoping you get better, because we've really got nothing against you as people, but the longer this crap goes on, the less we can hold out hope.

sincerely,
your neighbours to the north

p.s. we'd vote for kerry 60% - 16%, according to the latest poll. if the sensible among you lose traction, there might be space for you in northern manitoba. we'll see what we can do in terms of settlement.

derrick (derrick), Monday, 27 September 2004 06:28 (twenty-one years ago)

dear Canada;

please send weed. we're gonna need it.

ok thx,
USA

p.s. is there cable in northern manitoba, or should we bring satellite dishes?

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Monday, 27 September 2004 06:33 (twenty-one years ago)

dear USA

What Canada said

The UK

Dave B (daveb), Monday, 27 September 2004 08:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Dear Republicans-

It really is time you fucked the fuck off.
GOP Mailing Warns Liberals Will Ban Bibles

Thanks.

Fuck off soon-
-Dave

dave225 (Dave225), Monday, 27 September 2004 11:22 (twenty-one years ago)

dear USA
What Canada said

The UK

Dear UK

You are black.

Signed, The Kettle.

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 27 September 2004 17:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Dear Mum

I think I you left that grey cardigan at our house

Love and Hugs

Porl

Gribowitz (Lynskey), Monday, 27 September 2004 17:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Have you heard about this?

http://www.democracynow.org/article.pl?sid=04/09/27/1433241

Local Fox affiliate announces on the air that UA student voters are commiting voter fraud. Not just a scare tactic, an outright lie.

Ain't That Peculiar (kenan), Monday, 27 September 2004 17:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Dear Canada,

It gets worse. We broke hockey.

sorry,
U.S.A

bnw (bnw), Monday, 27 September 2004 17:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Meanwhile, here's some good news.

A Big Increase of New Voters in Swing States
September 26, 2004
By FORD FESSENDEN
COLUMBUS, Ohio - A sweeping voter registration campaign in
heavily Democratic areas has added tens of thousands of new
he rolls in the swing states of Ohio and
Florida, a surge that has far exceeded the efforts of
Republicans in both states, a review of registration data
shows.

The analysis by The New York Times of county-by-county data
shows that in Democratic areas of Ohio - primarily
low-income and minority neighborhoods - new registrations
since January have risen 250 percent over the same period
in 2000. In comparison, new registrations have increased
just 25 percent in Republican areas. A similar pattern is
apparent in Florida: in the strongest Democratic areas, the
pace of new registration is 60 percent higher than in 2000,
while it has risen just 12 percent in the heaviest
Republican areas.

While comparable data could not be obtained for other swing
states, similar registration drives have been mounted in
them as well, and party officials on both sides say record
numbers of new voters are being registered nationwide. This
largely hidden but deadly earnest battle is widely believed
by campaign professionals and political scientists to be
potentially decisive in the presidential election.

[...]


Kerry (dymaxia), Monday, 27 September 2004 17:53 (twenty-one years ago)

dear USA;

re: breaking hockey. EAT MY FUC.

best wishes,
canada

derrick (derrick), Monday, 27 September 2004 23:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Dear US,

Australia is not your 51st state.

Regards,
Australia

Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 27 September 2004 23:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Dear Australia,

You are not the 51st state of the US.

Regards,
Everyone but Howard

Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 27 September 2004 23:13 (twenty-one years ago)

dear usa;

re: softwood lumber. eat all of our fuc.

see you in hell,
canada

dysøn (dyson), Monday, 27 September 2004 23:14 (twenty-one years ago)

While I'm at it:

Dear Howard,

Get your nose out of that Bush.

Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 27 September 2004 23:14 (twenty-one years ago)

dear usa;

re: wheat. eat some fuk bread. on us.

die,
canada

dysøn (dyson), Monday, 27 September 2004 23:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Dear Bush,

For fuck's sake stop talking. Just stop talking.

Regards,
Common Decency

Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 27 September 2004 23:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Dear US,

Do not move to northern Manitoba. Do not be fooled by their attempts at hospitality, it is fucking cold there and they don't even have electricity and running water. Move to Burlington, it is a lovely city near Toronto and your commute to work will only be 1.5 hours each day.

in solidarity,

Concerned Citizens of Upper Canada

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Monday, 27 September 2004 23:16 (twenty-one years ago)

dear usa;

re: the arctic. shove our fuc up your ass.

fuc you,
canada

dysøn (dyson), Monday, 27 September 2004 23:17 (twenty-one years ago)

dear usa,

our problems aside, you really don't want to move to "borington".

you can still rot in hell tho,
canada

dysøn (dyson), Monday, 27 September 2004 23:19 (twenty-one years ago)

A Short Letter

Filed under: Vitriol
To The Assholes At Easter Seals,

Thanks for once again ignoring my yearly letter of complaint entirely. I have written to your 'non-profit' organization for 10 years now without a single response to my well-organized attack on the meaningless pork-barrel shithole you call a chairty. Suffice it to say that I find it necessary to re-iterate my most salient points. I really only have the one point, so I'll give it to you, AGAIN, in the hopes that some semen-guzzling half-mammal at your little club gets wise to the shenanigans you try to pull off in the most blessed name of Easter.

EASTER HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SEALS: I can't stress this enough. I don't know why you INSIST on linking the glorious resurrection of Christ with a murderous pack of artic hooliganimals. Everyone knows that seals are athiests at heart, cruel faithless scourges of the snow. I mean, when have you seen a seal lovingly paint an Easter egg in celebration of the renewal of life with Spring's coming? Or gently guide a child through the mysteries of the Lord's benevolent return? Never. I have only seen them smother their own children so that can get another bite off of the smoldering carcass of an innocent beluga they've zapped with their laser eyes. I bet you didn't know seals had laser eyes. I mean, I don't know why you would; I've only told you about it FOR THE LAST 10 YEARS.

Everyone knows you're using innocent terminally-ill children to funnel funds to the seals. I don't know what you plan to gain from this. Perhaps your brains are so fermented by socialist poppy-cock and reefer smoke you can't see that seals are, in fact, anathema to everything Easter stands for. But let me tell you this: if your blasphemy is allowed to continue, I shall be forced to write you another letter of complaint this time next year.

Yours in hate,
Mike Freeman

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Monday, 27 September 2004 23:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Dear USA,

Dyson will be nicer once you arrive. Canadians really are nice people. You will have to convert to Canadianism, though. And don't be offended that we're shipping you out to Burlington, we do that with all the immigrants. You can't move to the city with your fancy greenbacks because I don't want my rent to go up any further.

Concerned Citizens of Upper Canada

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Monday, 27 September 2004 23:22 (twenty-one years ago)

dear usa,

i might be nicer if you become devout canadianismists, mend your wicked ways and move to alberta - where you belong.

dystantly yours,
dyson

dysøn (dyson), Monday, 27 September 2004 23:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Dear Everyone,

What the fuck's going on in the world? I haven't gotten a letter for sixteen years now.

Pitcairn Island

PS - Send more ketchup; we're out!

Girolamo Savonarola, Monday, 27 September 2004 23:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Dear Pitcairn Island,

Emai supplanted letters 16 years ago.

Best,
Everyone

Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 27 September 2004 23:35 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.rpn.ch/epcoffrane/images/emai.gif

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 01:00 (twenty-one years ago)


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