-The entire animal kingdom suddenly turns against the human race and kills everyone except JAMES BOND and a PRETTY RUSSIAN AGENT. Lots of 1st person hunting-style action, also air and water levels where you can take out whales and swans and stuff. Bonus ant crushing level.
― adam. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 14:43 (twenty-one years ago)
― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 14:48 (twenty-one years ago)
― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 14:50 (twenty-one years ago)
― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 14:51 (twenty-one years ago)
You buy a patch of land, design a house then you build it, you can interact with the other house builders too! And buy stuff from the local hardware store, and chat to the pretty girls/boys in town, who knows they might come over to your pad when it's finished ;)
There would also be an interior design extension pack.
It'd be all cutesy like Animal Crossing and Harvest Moon.
― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 14:51 (twenty-one years ago)
― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 14:52 (twenty-one years ago)
Yeah, it would be a giant hand who takes the shape of whichever side he's talking to.
― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 14:53 (twenty-one years ago)
Carry grain across the Midwest, east at diners, pick up hookers, like GTA crossed with The Straight Story!
― adam. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 14:53 (twenty-one years ago)
― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 14:54 (twenty-one years ago)
― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 14:54 (twenty-one years ago)
HITCHHIKERS
― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 14:55 (twenty-one years ago)
You have to kill all the butterflies before they start Hurricanes and destroy south america.
― Davel (Davel), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 14:55 (twenty-one years ago)
I'm surprise it hasn't already been made
― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 14:56 (twenty-one years ago)
― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 14:57 (twenty-one years ago)
― Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 14:57 (twenty-one years ago)
― Huk-L, Wednesday, 13 October 2004 14:57 (twenty-one years ago)
― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 14:58 (twenty-one years ago)
In the latest installment of this audience-pleasing series, you get to fuck up everything you could possibly imagine could be fucked up, steal everything you could possibly imagine could be stealed, all the while building your ravenous fundamentalist support base back home. Rated 2S2BRBUII...2 Surreal 2 Be Real But Unfortunately It Is.
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 14:59 (twenty-one years ago)
― Huk-L, Wednesday, 13 October 2004 15:00 (twenty-one years ago)
didn't sell worth shite, so no Jackass Game, I'm guessing.
Jel, I think he means that's The Sims (sort of).
Sebastien, you're needed over here. :)
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 15:00 (twenty-one years ago)
All the fun of going through other people's rubbish and finding items of value, without the fear of cutting yourself on sharp objects, bad smells and flies!
Also, you could have this store where you sell your stuff, and interact with the local people! Who knows you might meet a cute girl or boy ;)
― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 15:00 (twenty-one years ago)
― adam. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 15:01 (twenty-one years ago)
― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 15:02 (twenty-one years ago)
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 15:04 (twenty-one years ago)
― Wooden (Wooden), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 15:09 (twenty-one years ago)
― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 15:11 (twenty-one years ago)
― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 15:12 (twenty-one years ago)
All the continents are trampolines! You jump up and down on them, and get transported to the other planets and beyond. Sometimes you may bump into other players and explode like a big firework, it'd be a cool multiplayer Nintendo style game.
― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 15:14 (twenty-one years ago)
http://www.ebgames.com/ebx_assets/product_images/205961.jpg
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 15:16 (twenty-one years ago)
― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 15:17 (twenty-one years ago)
― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 15:22 (twenty-one years ago)
Platform game set in a giant concrete office building filled with horribly aggressive officials. Fiendish puzzles make you question your sanity. Power-ups turn you into a bug. When you think you're about to complete this game you get sent back to a point near the beggining and your father turns up and throws things at you.
― Wooden (Wooden), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 15:23 (twenty-one years ago)
omg and bonus JUMP levels where you have to use your reflexes to time a jump onto a 10 foot wall!
― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 15:25 (twenty-one years ago)
Except maybe a fight game that takes place in a barn and where you can slap people.
― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 15:26 (twenty-one years ago)
― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 15:27 (twenty-one years ago)
― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 15:27 (twenty-one years ago)
Work for a non-profit, ride a bike, eat Zachary's Pizza, shop at Amoeba, and have marijuana sex in hot tubs.
― adam. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 15:29 (twenty-one years ago)
― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 15:30 (twenty-one years ago)
― Jaunty Alan (Alan), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 15:31 (twenty-one years ago)
― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 15:32 (twenty-one years ago)
― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 15:32 (twenty-one years ago)
― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 15:32 (twenty-one years ago)
― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 15:33 (twenty-one years ago)
― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 15:34 (twenty-one years ago)
― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 15:34 (twenty-one years ago)
(x-posts)
― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 15:35 (twenty-one years ago)
― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 15:36 (twenty-one years ago)
― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 15:37 (twenty-one years ago)
― adam. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 15:37 (twenty-one years ago)
― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 15:38 (twenty-one years ago)
(x-post me too!)
― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 15:39 (twenty-one years ago)
― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 15:40 (twenty-one years ago)
Starts of as a Shoot-em Up, ends up as 25 years to life.
― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 15:40 (twenty-one years ago)
― adam. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 15:41 (twenty-one years ago)
"Watership Down - only on X-Box!"
It would probably only sell 13 copies, but I'd buy two of them.
― andy, Wednesday, 13 October 2004 15:52 (twenty-one years ago)
This is a lot like my LONDON: the game, in which you must get across London to work in a set amount of time. Avoid the clipboard gamut, try to seek alternate routes when the tube fucks up, pick up free money at the liverpool street station cashpoints (this has happened to me IRL twice!), dodge bums and dog poo, top up energy levels at pret and pubs, chase down the asshole who steals your phone. bonus points for scoring a seat on the hammersmith and shitty line.
― Catty (Catty), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 15:56 (twenty-one years ago)
― adam. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 15:59 (twenty-one years ago)
― Catty (Catty), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 16:03 (twenty-one years ago)
― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 16:06 (twenty-one years ago)
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 16:54 (twenty-one years ago)
― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 16:59 (twenty-one years ago)
― adam. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 16:59 (twenty-one years ago)
― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:00 (twenty-one years ago)
― adam. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:00 (twenty-one years ago)
― adam. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:01 (twenty-one years ago)
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:04 (twenty-one years ago)
http://www.gamerankings.com/screens4/562455/2.jpg
― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:04 (twenty-one years ago)
― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:16 (twenty-one years ago)
― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:19 (twenty-one years ago)
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:28 (twenty-one years ago)
― adam. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:28 (twenty-one years ago)
― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:29 (twenty-one years ago)
Dude, Zorn & Susie Ibarra vs. Mike Patton & Ikue Mori, what are you talking about?!
― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:37 (twenty-one years ago)
― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:39 (twenty-one years ago)
― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:41 (twenty-one years ago)
― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:54 (twenty-one years ago)
― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:56 (twenty-one years ago)
― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:56 (twenty-one years ago)
Non-stop disappointment, but at least you didn't waste any real money.
― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:58 (twenty-one years ago)
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:59 (twenty-one years ago)
― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 18:04 (twenty-one years ago)
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 18:05 (twenty-one years ago)
Zorn and Yamantaka Eye vs. Zorn and Patton!
― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 18:08 (twenty-one years ago)
Wolverine:X-Men comics :: Mike Patton:Intra-Tzadik Wrestling
― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 18:10 (twenty-one years ago)
― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 18:11 (twenty-one years ago)
― adam. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 18:11 (twenty-one years ago)
(omg, I just looked at the Tzadik site for the first time in awhile, and there's a Masada dvd coming out!)
― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 18:14 (twenty-one years ago)
The back of the box would have the slur :"The graphics are brilliant, the best I've ever seen" - says Managing Director of Codemasters.
― Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 14 October 2004 08:29 (twenty-one years ago)
TOTAL GAINSBOURG 2 - OPERATION WHITNEY
― mzui, Thursday, 14 October 2004 09:10 (twenty-one years ago)
Huk, I hope you don't mind I'm borrowing your Office Worker idea for a simple game I'm working on :)
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Monday, 19 January 2009 12:26 (sixteen years ago)
quite scary too, as i was fleshing out ideas of ways of avoiding work, turns out i know quite a lot about this subject.
GTA: Yorkshire would be the aceness.
― tomofthenest, Monday, 19 January 2009 12:37 (sixteen years ago)
I once intended to make a game to test some programming crap, but had trouble coming up with an idea.so was born CIRCULAR PONG.Instead of a rectangular field and two paddles, it's a circular field and just one paddle that travels its circumference. So when you thwock that ball off, you have to race off to catch it on the other end. The ultimate saddo game \o/I never actually made it, of course. I made a crap shoot 'em up instead. It DID have the Magma logo as an enemy starship though. 2 kvlt 4 skule
― Øystein, Monday, 19 January 2009 12:46 (sixteen years ago)
Google tells me someone else DID make that game. I bet it's fantastic.
Clearly what the world needs is some megagame where a bunch of old series are dusted off. James Pond VS Rick Dangerous VS Zak McKracken
― Øystein, Monday, 19 January 2009 12:55 (sixteen years ago)
video game mashups (that you would like to see)
― onimo, Monday, 19 January 2009 12:59 (sixteen years ago)
― tomofthenest, Monday, 19 January 2009 12:37 (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
This would have to be an adaption of David Peace's Red Riding Quartet.
― the Enrique who acts like some kind of good taste gestapo (Raw Patrick), Monday, 19 January 2009 13:04 (sixteen years ago)
Sim Cashier
― "Set phasers to thrill!" (latebloomer), Monday, 19 January 2009 13:48 (sixteen years ago)
Prime Minister Ate My Hamster.
― tomofthenest, Monday, 19 January 2009 13:52 (sixteen years ago)
nicely rendered ashtray keeps evading your efforts to tap your cigarette into it.
― hologram of balls (gnarly sceptre), Monday, 19 January 2009 16:02 (sixteen years ago)
really though, the clicking action of a mouse makes for the perfect cigarette tapping sim.
― hologram of balls (gnarly sceptre), Monday, 19 January 2009 16:03 (sixteen years ago)
Re: House Cat, I may be the only one here who remembers Alley Cat but it hits a lot of the buttons!
There was a pretty okay Flash game in the last couple years where you're an office guy trying to kill yourself as fast as possible to escape the misery of your job, that was pretty good.
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 19 January 2009 16:12 (sixteen years ago)
a friend and i made a flash game called college admissions but in every outcome you ended up at arizona state
currently semi-involved in making a small RTS game but haven't done much except some a.i. programming
― i'm a black mage, kid. i'll ice you (Lamp), Monday, 19 January 2009 16:19 (sixteen years ago)
Alley Cat! Gah, that was great! I spent hours on end playing that on a monochrome screen.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 19 January 2009 17:21 (sixteen years ago)
WATERFALLS OF PUSSY.
For players aged 6 and up. Player must dodge small animals falling from sky. At each new level the animals get larger.
― Aimless, Monday, 19 January 2009 18:17 (sixteen years ago)
House Building Simulator!You buy a patch of land, design a house then you build it, you can interact with the other house builders too! And buy stuff from the local hardware store, and chat to the pretty girls/boys in town, who knows they might come over to your pad when it's finished ;)― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, October 13, 2004 10:51 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark
― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, October 13, 2004 10:51 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark
There is now a Wii Sims game that is pretty much exactly like this! You have to build houses for people, and also design furniture for them. They are kinda bitchy about demanding furniture from you, but it's kinda fun if, instead of building individual structures on each lot, you use smaller pieces to build whole multiple-building city blocks. (I made a fake "west side of Chicago" district that actually kinda looks like the west side of Chicago, only significantly more picturesque.)
― nabisco, Monday, 19 January 2009 18:49 (sixteen years ago)
Oh wait, Jel was joking about the original Sims being exactly like that, wasn't he. I never played any older Sims games. But this Wii one is way more about the urban planning and furniture-building than the old ones looked like they were. You don't have to manage anyone's life, just build crap.
― nabisco, Monday, 19 January 2009 18:51 (sixteen years ago)
FIRE - some kind of game involving starting and putting out fires.
I would love to play a good police sim. Has there ever been a good police game? Police Quest was alright, but that was like 25 years ago.
― Super Cub, Monday, 19 January 2009 19:12 (sixteen years ago)
oooh... WIRE the game. That would be the best thing ever.
― Super Cub, Monday, 19 January 2009 19:13 (sixteen years ago)
I would love to play a good police sim
APB ?
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Monday, 19 January 2009 19:33 (sixteen years ago)
Something like guitar hero, only with wallogina.
― M.V., Monday, 19 January 2009 19:44 (sixteen years ago)
as a kid i was always dreaming about a cycling game (you know Tour de France) so when one came out i rushed to buy it, obviously it sucks, it's too complicated. (mountainbiking works though, bit like snowboarding i guess)
― Ludo, Monday, 19 January 2009 20:15 (sixteen years ago)
High-speed 3-D maze game in point-of-view. Kinda like old Sonic, but 3-D and POV. Basically a universe of rooms and connecting tubes you fly through at blitz speed, attempting to solve puzzles and remember enough of the big picture to find your way to the next level.
― Calling All Creeps! (contenderizer), Monday, 19 January 2009 20:25 (sixteen years ago)
more, are there any great game ventures that STILL haven't been developed? and why
― bracken free ditch (Ste), Sunday, 6 December 2009 13:51 (sixteen years ago)
in my dream last night i vividly remember coming up with
"The lighter the armour, the heavier the attack will be"
and waking up thinking i'd stumbled onto a huge rpg revelation.
― PSOD (Ste), Friday, 30 March 2012 11:08 (thirteen years ago)
ie the lighter in weight the armour you are wearing, affects YOUR attack value.
― PSOD (Ste), Friday, 30 March 2012 11:21 (thirteen years ago)
5 Nights At Your Momma's House
requires a webcam
― The Once-ler, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 20:52 (nine years ago)
When i was a kid i dreamed they had released a glut of Superman video games to the market and so I bought the newest one and the fatigued producers just lazily named it "Superman Next".
I want "Superman Next".
― master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Thursday, 5 December 2019 17:28 (six years ago)
I would love to see a modern game based upon something like Fantastic Voyage, developed by people who have researched or working with biologists to create an amazingly realistic internal human body exploration game. daamn
― Chicks and Ducks and Geese better scurry (Ste), Friday, 5 November 2021 11:17 (four years ago)