the feeding of ann coulter!

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apparently she was bobmbarded with pies at a recent event. go here

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Friday, 22 October 2004 14:05 (twenty-one years ago)

oops, bombarded.

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Friday, 22 October 2004 14:05 (twenty-one years ago)

The funny thing is a friend of a friend recently revealed himself to be none other than the ex-husband of Ms. Coulter's sister, Beth. Apparently he realized the dread mistake he was making.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 22 October 2004 14:09 (twenty-one years ago)

whoa! how did the sisters compare?

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Friday, 22 October 2004 14:20 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm so proud of my town right now.

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Friday, 22 October 2004 14:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Too bad they weren't concrete and twisted metal pies.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 22 October 2004 14:23 (twenty-one years ago)

if i'd been there i would have tried to drop an anvil on her.

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Friday, 22 October 2004 14:26 (twenty-one years ago)

'Ann Coulter' - The Warner Bros. cartoon.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 22 October 2004 14:28 (twenty-one years ago)

They should have just thrown a bucket of water on her so she would melt.

― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Friday, 22 October 2004 14:28 (twenty-one years ago)

whoa! how did the sisters compare?

I'm honestly afraid to ask.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 22 October 2004 14:28 (twenty-one years ago)

It's times like this, Ned, where the expression, "Ignorance is bliss" really starts to make sense.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 22 October 2004 14:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Hehe.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 22 October 2004 14:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Take him to a bar and ply him with drink.

― k3rry (dymaxia), Friday, 22 October 2004 14:33 (twenty-one years ago)

If he came close to marrying a Coulter, he probably drinks a lot already.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 22 October 2004 14:34 (twenty-one years ago)

This story is making me sad, actually. The guys get arrested, the evil one only takes a shot to the shoulder, and THERE'S NO PHOTO!

― briania (briania), Friday, 22 October 2004 14:35 (twenty-one years ago)

And probably just inflated her sense of self-importance.

― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Friday, 22 October 2004 14:37 (twenty-one years ago)

If she doesn't get a full-on pie bukkake, it's just a waste of good custard.

― briania (briania), Friday, 22 October 2004 14:41 (twenty-one years ago)

They should have thrown babies at her.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 22 October 2004 14:41 (twenty-one years ago)

And probably just inflated her

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 22 October 2004 14:42 (twenty-one years ago)

"Two Arrested for Hurling Pies at Columnist" The subtitle was omitted curiously - which said, "And subsequently congratulated when it was revealed to be not a columnist at all, but mereley a venomous cunt."

― dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 22 October 2004 16:40 (twenty-one years ago)

What kind of pies were they? Were they ricin-creme pies by any chance?

― Dale Panopticalis (cprek), Friday, 22 October 2004 16:44 (twenty-one years ago)

My only regret about this otherwise joyous news is that the pies weren't filled with angry hornets.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 22 October 2004 16:44 (twenty-one years ago)

If I was God Homey the Clown would appear behind her, announcing that he doesn't play dat and putting that sock full of sand to use.

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 22 October 2004 16:47 (twenty-one years ago)

ALEX IN NYC, YOU ARE MY HERO

Hornet pie!

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 22 October 2004 16:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Hornet pie and bee-filled vibrator; the perfect end to a lovely evening.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 22 October 2004 17:45 (twenty-one years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/1400054184.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Friday, 22 October 2004 17:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Too many things wrong with that book cover.

― dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 22 October 2004 17:57 (twenty-one years ago)

is that a leather vest

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Friday, 22 October 2004 17:57 (twenty-one years ago)

The number 1 thing wrong with that book cover: IT HAS ANN COULTER ON IT.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 22 October 2004 17:58 (twenty-one years ago)

If it had to be actual pies, and not any of the Special Novelty Pies mentioned above, it would have been way cooler if they actually had fed them to her.

― Layna Andersen (Layna Andersen), Friday, 22 October 2004 17:58 (twenty-one years ago)

is that a leather vest
-- sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (hot.air.balloo...), October 22nd, 2004.

It is a hard, leather-like exoskeleton that grows as a protective shell over the thorax of the beast in the first year after it emerges from its larval state.

― briania (briania), Friday, 22 October 2004 18:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I had assumed it was vinyl for easy clean up after sucking up to various right-wing, corporate interests.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 22 October 2004 18:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Freepers all think that she's hot. I'll bet they think that leather vest is really hot.

― k3rry (dymaxia), Friday, 22 October 2004 18:10 (twenty-one years ago)

http://anncoulter.org/images/webimages/annblack.jpg
More exoskelton proof!

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 22 October 2004 18:13 (twenty-one years ago)

"novelty pies"

― Dale Panopticalis (cprek), Friday, 22 October 2004 18:20 (twenty-one years ago)

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― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 22 October 2004 18:23 (twenty-one years ago)

She's an ugly little freak. It cracks me up how both Rep's and Dem's give her looks the "thumbs up" and yet say Kerry looks like Frankenstein. SHE looks like Frankenstein! With scrawny legs, big ears and a downward-turning blank expression.

― I HATE HER, Friday, 22 October 2004 18:27 (twenty-one years ago)

The fact the Coulter looks like The Crypt-Keeper doesn't stop Kerry from looking like Frankenstein's monster.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 22 October 2004 18:29 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.vintagecardtraders.org/virtual/58topps/58topps-035.jpg

― MC Transmaniacon (natepatrin), Friday, 22 October 2004 18:39 (twenty-one years ago)

ENOUGH OF THE CHIT-CHAT! I want pictures of this event, now now NOW.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Friday, 22 October 2004 18:41 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.tvheaven.ca/aybs12.JPG

― Doobie Keebler (Charles McCain), Friday, 22 October 2004 18:45 (twenty-one years ago)

HAHAHA

― MC Transmaniacon (natepatrin), Friday, 22 October 2004 18:46 (twenty-one years ago)

More exoskelton proof!

Anyone else getting a "evil priestess about to do a human sacrifice in front of a bloodthirsty crowd" vibe from this photo?

― Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Friday, 22 October 2004 18:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Reggie Coulter has given me night terrors.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 22 October 2004 18:58 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1022042coulter1.html
Pictures of the Pie men! (but no money shot)

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:00 (twenty-one years ago)

What the fuck are they wearing - barber bibs or straight jackets? Either way, I fear these American heros are already without their frontal lobes.

― briania (briania), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Okay, never mind, I read the text. As you were.

― briania (briania), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:03 (twenty-one years ago)

One of my younger female cousins (currently in college) sees her as her number one role model. She (cousin) has a dream of putting an end to feminism.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Have you considered selling said cousin to hobos?

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Her parents are really proud of her. When she was 12 she wrote a peice on the importance of courting that ended up on the cover on some big right-wing christian newsletter.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Is that a yes, then?

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:26 (twenty-one years ago)

So how many pills does she pop per day, anyway.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually, the whole thing makes me kind of sad. She was a child genius of sorts but her parents raised her to be this freak of nature. She means well. :-( But then she makes jokes with my uncles about hitting feminists on the head with 2-by-4s.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Have you tried hitting her on the head with a 2x4?

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:29 (twenty-one years ago)

She's very open-minded. She even has some jewish friends (Ie: Jews for Jesus).

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:34 (twenty-one years ago)

At this point, you're just trying to make me cry.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I refuse to believe that Jews for Jesus really exist.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Jeez for Jewish.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually point out that those jokes means she likes violence and is a bad person. When she claims otherwise call her a liar. Fun!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Do you think we can persuade the Israel Dairy Marketing Board to rename itself "Jews For Cheeses"?

― caitlin (caitlin), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, I don't think that would work, Ned. Another cousin of mine is giving his son a gun for his 3rd birthday. They (my relatives) all believe boys should be given guns and taught how to use them as early on as possible so that they can protect themselves in this horrible evil world.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Against whom? THEMSELVES?

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I think against people like me...

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:48 (twenty-one years ago)

.. and foreigners...

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:49 (twenty-one years ago)

...and the gays, of course,...

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:49 (twenty-one years ago)

.. and vampyres, which they actually believe in...

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:49 (twenty-one years ago)

They (my relatives) all believe boys should be given guns and taught how to use them as early on as possible so that they can protect themselves in this horrible evil world.

You can tell them to use them against themselves and then they'll meet Jesus much more quickly. (I'm not helping, am I?)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:50 (twenty-one years ago)

... and this guy:
http://www.comic-lair.com/perloriancatsbx.jpg

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:52 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.pbs.org/frontlineworld/stories/romania/images/lestat.jpg

― LESTAT IS NOT AFRAID OF YOU (Dan Perry), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:53 (twenty-one years ago)

x-post
I know, Ned. So, we should all be superthankful and grateful that god gave us the earth, but at the same time, we can't wait to get to heaven because this place SUCKS!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:53 (twenty-one years ago)

(xpost yikes)

― HOWEVER LESTAT IS AFRAID OF THAT FUCKING CAT (Dan Perry), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, but nobody is afraid of Lestat either. (xpost)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:53 (twenty-one years ago)

It has its own little vampire teeth.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:56 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.cartoonbank.com/assets/1/119789_m.gif

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:18 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.holisticforgeworks.com/img/HOLD.GIF

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 23 October 2004 04:50 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.striporama.com/blog/blog/coulter/coulter.jpg

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Saturday, 23 October 2004 05:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Here's a still from the attack. I've got the video too, but nowhere to put it.

(hope this works)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v48/w1nt3rmut3/coultierpieattackstill.jpg

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Saturday, 23 October 2004 05:47 (twenty-one years ago)

The video's great, too. You can hear her gasp and then she just takes off sprinting towards back stage. So even though she didn't get hit it's still funny just to see Ann Coulter go into panicked animal defense mode.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Saturday, 23 October 2004 05:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Ah, here's a link to the video.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Saturday, 23 October 2004 08:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Although that site doesn't work for me...

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Saturday, 23 October 2004 08:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Works for me. The GWB "Draft..I mean no draft" video is on there too.

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Saturday, 23 October 2004 09:19 (twenty-one years ago)

there's a lot of great shit there.

― g--ff (gcannon), Saturday, 23 October 2004 16:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Coulter on pie-throwing incident: "[A]n act of terrorism was committed against me."

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 28 October 2004 18:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Is this because pies are known to be WEAPONS OF ASS DESTRUCTION?

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 28 October 2004 18:43 (twenty-one years ago)

OH FOR CHRISSAKES SOMEBODY PUT A LARGE UNCIRCUMSIZED NIGERIAN LIBERAL HIPPY TERRORIST PENIS IN HER MOUTH BEFORE SHE SPEAKS AGAIN

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 28 October 2004 18:49 (twenty-one years ago)

ANN COULTER RESPONDS TO THE LARGE UNCIRCUMSIZED NIGERIAN LIBERAL HIPPY TERRORIST PENIS INCIDENT:

mfffmmfmfmfmmbumblemfffmshlrpshlrpglgglgglgglgaaaah

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 28 October 2004 18:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Why the fuck do I listen to things when I know they're going to piss me off?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 28 October 2004 18:52 (twenty-one years ago)

"[A]n act of terrorism was committed against me."

Considering that one friend of hers died on the plane in 9/11, I'm sure said person's shade appreciates the comparison.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 28 October 2004 18:55 (twenty-one years ago)

"My dry-cleaning did not come back in time. AN ACT OF TERRORISM WAS COMMITTED AGAINST ME!"

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 28 October 2004 19:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I hope she dies via a plane slamming into her face.

Flown by the afore metioned large uncircumsized nigerian liberal hippy terrorist.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 28 October 2004 19:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Or his penis.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 28 October 2004 19:07 (twenty-one years ago)

"I hope she dies via a penis slamming into her face."

― Fellatio is gentle. (Dan Perry), Thursday, 28 October 2004 19:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha I like the comment on that media page -"al pieda"

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 28 October 2004 19:11 (twenty-one years ago)

"[A]n act of terrorism was committed against me."

Seriously, that's outrageously self-centered. Other people have to have their building blown up to be terrorized, she has to be almost hit with a pie. I'm sure if a non-white foreigner was hit by a pie in a third world country, she'd call it "terrorism". Arrogance, the central plank of the conservative platform.

― wetmink (wetmink), Thursday, 28 October 2004 19:27 (twenty-one years ago)

It's certainly the central plank of Ann Coulter's public persona.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 28 October 2004 19:29 (twenty-one years ago)

or perhaps one of the many planks lodged all up in there...

― Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Thursday, 28 October 2004 19:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Can we stop talking about her planks please.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 28 October 2004 19:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Didn't this happen to Nader last year? Didn't he get one full in the face?
Did he just shrug it off or did he cry like a bitch about terrorism?

― From a Land of Grass Without Mirrors (AaronHz), Thursday, 28 October 2004 19:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Ralph Nader can be called many things, but one thing he is not is a reactionary self-absorbed harpy with a surfeit of crotchplanks.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 28 October 2004 19:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I saw it on the news. It was hilarious, I just wish it had been Bush.

― From a Land of Grass Without Mirrors (AaronHz), Thursday, 28 October 2004 19:53 (twenty-one years ago)

That would be a death sentence for anyone trying!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 28 October 2004 19:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, but still...

― From a Land of Grass Without Mirrors (AaronHz), Thursday, 28 October 2004 19:59 (twenty-one years ago)

i believe the term to use in polite company is "assplanks"

― Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Thursday, 28 October 2004 20:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I love her. I'm currently re-reading Treason.

I like how, when it's somebody who maybe doesn't have the support of Bono or something, all 'politically correct' bets are off. Talk of Nigerian cocks and hitting people in the face with aircraft is all part of the fun. I guess that makes Condoleeza, what? Am I going to have to start hearing 'nigger' jokes from you people, now?

Typical. And sad.

― Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Thursday, 28 October 2004 20:02 (twenty-one years ago)

"Oh no! That pie brandishing psychotic rushing the stage didn't sign the loyalty oath!" *hail of bullets*

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 28 October 2004 20:03 (twenty-one years ago)

You get one pie thrower up in the book depository, one over by the grassy knoll, find a patsy to pin it on...ah fuck it, hopefully none of this will matter next week.

― From a Land of Grass Without Mirrors (AaronHz), Thursday, 28 October 2004 20:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm currently re-reading Treason.

Why bore yourself with what you already believe to be true?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 28 October 2004 20:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I would be wishing the aircraft/cock to face death regardless of Bono's support. Are you for real?

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 28 October 2004 20:05 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost - It's like pornography to them, Ned.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 28 October 2004 20:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Roger, I would personally pay for Bono to be throttled by TWO Nigerian cocks.

And Ann Power is a fucking fool. May she spend the rest of her days eating Alex's hornet pie.

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Thursday, 28 October 2004 20:08 (twenty-one years ago)

to 'them'

you mean, US of Hungarian, Gypsy descent? That's it! I'm calling the ACLU! Slander! Splander! Reparataions for vampires!!! Hell no, we won't go!!

― Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Thursday, 28 October 2004 20:09 (twenty-one years ago)

It's like pornography to them, Ned.

Michael Moore can be pornography for the other side, m'friend.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 28 October 2004 20:10 (twenty-one years ago)

If Ann Coulter cannot take it, then she shouldn't dish it out, and my god, she does dish it out, doesn't she?

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 28 October 2004 20:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Right wing demagogue being flaming hypocrite shocka

― From a Land of Grass Without Mirrors (AaronHz), Thursday, 28 October 2004 20:21 (twenty-one years ago)

again, find the other thread about this for more info, but for just a LITTLE bit of the many reasons to hate her, go read her comments about Max Cleland(the former Dem senator from Georgia)...

― Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Thursday, 28 October 2004 20:23 (twenty-one years ago)

May she spend the rest of her days eating Alex's hornet pie.

This sounds worryingly sexual.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 28 October 2004 20:25 (twenty-one years ago)

You wanna talk about hypocracy? Then you'll wanna talk about Michael "the passengers on the hijacked planes were cowards for not fighting back" Moore

― Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Thursday, 28 October 2004 20:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Just you wait, SOMEDAY the Ann Coulter DP/fisting w/bukkake finish sex video will surface, complete with Bill O'Reilly pissing on her face.

― From a Land of Grass Without Mirrors (AaronHz), Thursday, 28 October 2004 20:26 (twenty-one years ago)

You wanna talk about hypocracy?

Spelling, Roger.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 28 October 2004 20:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Uh. What's Moore got to do with it Ned?

great xpost

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 28 October 2004 20:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Look what you've done.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 28 October 2004 20:28 (twenty-one years ago)

O'Reilly Coulter falafel sex

― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Thursday, 28 October 2004 20:28 (twenty-one years ago)

tubgirl goatse somethingawful echelon secret service

― Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Thursday, 28 October 2004 20:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Christ, Roger - Coulter?! There goes any hint of legitimacy you could have brought to any political argument EVER. That ridiculous woman is an affront to all intelligent discourse.

Are you into Dr. Laura, too, and her thoughts on family values? For fuck's sake.

― Clusterfuck at the Baja Fresh Salsa Bar (Ben Boyer), Thursday, 28 October 2004 21:17 (twenty-one years ago)

"an affront to all intelligent discourse."

funny, that's sorta how I feel about Michael "Bennifer" Moore and his horde celebrity hangers-on

Not so much for being 'ridiculous' as much as being so transparently inconsistent and insincere and self serving in everything he does. Have you seen the cover to that "Will They Ever Trust us Again" book? Jesus Christ.

― Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Thursday, 28 October 2004 21:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Roger, please come back when you've passed reading comprehension or at least when you aren't a gigantic racist.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 28 October 2004 21:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't see anyone on this thread defending Michael Moore. Furthermore, you are acting like a big doodyhead and in the proceess totally destroying your chances of ever being taken seriously on these subjects.

― From a Land of Grass Without Mirrors (AaronHz), Thursday, 28 October 2004 21:28 (twenty-one years ago)

strike that extra e from process

― From a Land of Grass Without Mirrors (AaronHz), Thursday, 28 October 2004 21:29 (twenty-one years ago)

"People are evoking a strawman spectre of what Ann Coulter hates and saying they wish it would punish her! I must use this as an excuse to type the word 'nigger'!"

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 28 October 2004 21:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Saying that Moore's a blowhard does not change the fact that Coulter is another media whore selling her own vituperous brand of prevarication and calumny with remarkable disregard for the health of political discourse in this republic.

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 28 October 2004 21:31 (twenty-one years ago)

or Calum-ny, if you'd rather

― From a Land of Grass Without Mirrors (AaronHz), Thursday, 28 October 2004 21:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I already bitched him out the other day. What was I thinking?

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 28 October 2004 21:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Dan Perry - what evidence do you have that I'm a 'racist' now?

I've been called a Bush supporter, a fascist, a conservative, and lots of other uglier things on this board, but this is a new one. Please do explain.

If I float, then I'm a racist and must report back to be stoned to death, but if I sink, I die a respectable, yellow death, correct?

― Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Thursday, 28 October 2004 21:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Calum is more fun than Roger lately.

― From a Land of Grass Without Mirrors (AaronHz), Thursday, 28 October 2004 21:36 (twenty-one years ago)

He said racist, not witch.

― From a Land of Grass Without Mirrors (AaronHz), Thursday, 28 October 2004 21:37 (twenty-one years ago)

There's no difference these days. That was my point. Reading comprehension, what?

― Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Thursday, 28 October 2004 21:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahahahaha man, that was too easy.

― From a Land of Grass Without Mirrors (AaronHz), Thursday, 28 October 2004 21:39 (twenty-one years ago)

What's uglier than fascist? Petaurist? Flatulist?

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 28 October 2004 21:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Philatelist? haha

― From a Land of Grass Without Mirrors (AaronHz), Thursday, 28 October 2004 21:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Flautist? Roger, you're such a racist flautist.

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 28 October 2004 21:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm kind of tempted to read one of Coulter's tracts - I'm not a very angry person, and my only rage outlet is reading political books I find unpleasant. I've just started Milton (and Rose!) Friedman's Free to Choose, and it's delivering the goods. I hate reading books by people I agree with.

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Thursday, 28 October 2004 21:46 (twenty-one years ago)

what evidence do you have that I'm a 'racist' now?

I believe you were the dude who was speaking at some length about 'dignity' re: African Americans some months back. Frankly, it came across as not exactly very enlightened.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 28 October 2004 21:47 (twenty-one years ago)

http://users.wpi.edu/~wcoppock/arafat-paint-saddam.jpg

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Thursday, 28 October 2004 21:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't. She's not even close to the freeway to the same ballpark in the same league as Friedman.

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 28 October 2004 21:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Who's better looking, Rose Friedman or Ann Coulter? I've never seen a picture of Rose...

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Thursday, 28 October 2004 21:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I will spell this out for you, Roger, as it appears that you can't read:

1) Most of the people on this thread make the same kind of hyperbolic vitriolic comments about Bono as they have about Ann Coulter, so the basis of your argument is already an imaginary strawman.

2) The purpose of the comments is to highlight, given her public persona and public agenda, the Ann Coulter Boogeyman (a scary dark-skinned foreign male) and use it to frighten her, not because the Boogeyman in and of itself is something that people should be afraid of, but because Ann Coulter is a hoorible person who should be tortured by what appears to be her worst fear.

3) You are the one who said the next logical step is to call Condeleeza Rice a nigger when no one had said anything about her or about calling anyone a racial epithet. If you are seriously going to argue that there is no difference between ridiculing the fact that someone appears to be irrationally afraid of black people and calling a black person a nigger, then you are an astoundingly stupid racist.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 28 October 2004 21:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, the question wasn't directed at me, but I was always pretty repulsed by this gem of yours, Roger:

From the "What Crazy Prejudices Do You Harbour?" thread:

"Oh and I find I have very little patience for fat black women in the service industry. And neither do you.
-- roger adultery (vlad62...), September 13th, 2004."

When I tried to take exception with that, the retort was something like "Oh please, how many fat black women do you know?" or something equally brilliant.

― Clusterfuck at the Baja Fresh Salsa Bar (Ben Boyer), Thursday, 28 October 2004 21:50 (twenty-one years ago)

That's pretty much all I have to say on the matter.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 28 October 2004 21:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Wow.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 28 October 2004 21:53 (twenty-one years ago)

i like the idea of her getting pied as these guys' way to say to her, "dude, EAT something! here, we brought you a pie! dig in!"

― Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Thursday, 28 October 2004 21:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Roger, I'd be the first to defend you if I thought Dan was arguing in bad faith but I think he just handed you your ass.

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 28 October 2004 21:58 (twenty-one years ago)

xxxpost

what's racist about that?

― Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Thursday, 28 October 2004 21:58 (twenty-one years ago)

seriously?

― Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Thursday, 28 October 2004 21:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Lost cause folks...

― From a Land of Grass Without Mirrors (AaronHz), Thursday, 28 October 2004 22:00 (twenty-one years ago)

"or something equally brilliant"

hey thanks, but i didn't say that. I said something to the effect of, when was the last time the folks at Wendys got your order wrong, and you responded by inviting the whole gang over to listen to Cursive?

― Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Thursday, 28 October 2004 22:00 (twenty-one years ago)

The funniest part of that The Smoking Gun report is the officer who filed the report called the backdrop a "muslim scrim"... i LOL'd.

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 28 October 2004 22:04 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost

and nobody answered.

Truth is, I've been beaten up for hanging out with black kids. This was high school, where every day was like a game of Kill The Man With The Ball taking place on Ellis Island.

Lost cause is right. I'm just honest with myself, and, for some reason, with all of you. Hate if you like. I sleep better knwoing I don't hand any of you any bullshit.

― Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Thursday, 28 October 2004 22:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Whatever, Gavin.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 28 October 2004 22:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Just because you believe it with your heart of hearts doesn't make it any less "bullshit".

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Thursday, 28 October 2004 22:08 (twenty-one years ago)

e.g. "freedom is on the march"

― Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Thursday, 28 October 2004 22:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Way to rebut, honkies

― Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Thursday, 28 October 2004 22:19 (twenty-one years ago)

"but i didn't say that. I said something to the effect of, when was the last time the folks at Wendys got your order wrong, and you responded by inviting the whole gang over to listen to Cursive?

-- Roger Fidelity (blindjimdeat...), October 28th, 2004 4:00 PM.

But what does that even MEAN? Are you honestly going to attempt to defend your stupid, offensive-on-several-levels screed against "fat black women in the service industry" by asking me that question again?! You recognize how idiotic that is, right?!?

And what about those of us who DO have "real life encounters" with people of varying races, creeds, and sexual orientations -- including the occasional horrifying fast food order fuck-up from a minority -- and still think you're spouting an unending torrent of bullshit with this stuff?

― Clusterfuck at the Baja Fresh Salsa Bar (Ben Boyer), Thursday, 28 October 2004 22:21 (twenty-one years ago)

See, the fact of the matter is this: Like my favorite target Michael Moore, most of you self-identified liberals preach to the choir, and very rarely encounter 'real life' situations in which to exercise your righteousness on behalf of all races, creeds, and sexual orientations. This is actually very Coulteresque. Roger, upon what objective facts do you base this jeremiad? I encounter real-life situations all the time in which I speak my mind. I am the whitest white boy you'll ever see, living between projects and the Castro and I make a point of being polite and gracious to everyone....at first. Last week, however, I helped a black lady and her son forcibly escort a racist, homophobic (and probably psychotic) tourist off the bus after he was told to 'please be quiet' five times. He was shouting racial abuse and some really vile homophobic stuff and he looked to me for support. I live in a city full of people from all over the globe and I get the opportunity to expound my opinions regarding intolerance and ignorance all the time.

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 28 October 2004 22:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Obviously you would just prefer it if fat, black ladies remained un-employed at home or something, no?

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 28 October 2004 22:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually I'd prefer it if we'd go back to the days of the automat, as a matter of fact.

xpost You'd have been a real hero if you kicked his ass. That's what you should have done, really.

By the way, tourist from where?

― Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Thursday, 28 October 2004 22:25 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.globalhermit.com/ilx/coulter.jpg

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Thursday, 28 October 2004 22:34 (twenty-one years ago)

We didn't stop to exchange niceties so I don't know. The bus was crowded, everyone was tired from their day at work and dud's just yelling shit out and the lady told him basically, 'We don't care. Can you please keep your voice down,' and he starts giving her shit. Everyone's getting weirded out, especially 'cause hearing a 20ish white guy saying racist stuff to a 40 year old black lady on a bus whose population is like 30% black and finally her son just tells him it's time for him to get off and he starts pushing back and we all three of us just pushed him out the door. The some lady starts yelling at the bus driver that the bus driver should have done something about it. I'd had enough shouting and tension at that point so I ditched at the next stop.

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 28 October 2004 22:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I've been beaten up for hanging out with black kids/
This was high school, where every day was like a game of Kill The Man With The Ball taking place on Ellis Island/
But now I'm losing my edge to self-identified liberals whopreach to the choir and very rarely encounter 'real life' situations in which to exercise your righteousness on behalf of all races, creeds, and sexual orientations/
Actually you're really nice/
Want to listen to Cursive later

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 28 October 2004 22:40 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.globalhermit.com/ilx/moore.jpg

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Thursday, 28 October 2004 22:42 (twenty-one years ago)

if the day comes when I only encounter people to whom I'm "preaching to the choir" re: racism/homophobia/sexism, that's a'ight with me.

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 28 October 2004 22:50 (twenty-one years ago)

wouldn't that mean you'd have to (gasp!) quit preaching, then, Brother Gear?

― Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Thursday, 28 October 2004 22:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I have an exceptionally dim question here -- is Roger Fidelity the same guy as Roger Adultery?

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 28 October 2004 22:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes and they are both actually Corey Feldman.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 28 October 2004 22:53 (twenty-one years ago)

obviously

― Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Thursday, 28 October 2004 22:53 (twenty-one years ago)

You don't hear any Newspeak coming from either Roger, do you? Well then I guess it's the same fucker, huh?

and it's H-A-I-M, asshole. Get it right.

― Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Thursday, 28 October 2004 22:54 (twenty-one years ago)

yes and then I could go back to preaching to people about Saint Etienne and Neko Case and Gravediggaz.

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 28 October 2004 22:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Dream on. We know which Corey you are.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 28 October 2004 22:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Michael Moore can be pornography for the other side, m'friend.
Ned. Please, for the love of God, don't EVER use the phrases "Michael Moore" and "Pornography" in the same sentence ever again.
The man is disgusting enough when fully dressed. We don't need to think about him without clothes. For any reason. Ever.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Thursday, 28 October 2004 22:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Thank you, Lord Custos. I am enlightened.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 28 October 2004 23:03 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.thestranger.com/current/special1.jpg

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 28 October 2004 23:06 (twenty-one years ago)

So Rog, mate, are you capable of defending Ann Coulter without, for some bizarre reason, thinking that saying "well Michael Moore is just as bad" is an acceptable argument?

"Jeffrey Dahmer? You fags - Ed Gein totally pwned that lamx0r!"

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 28 October 2004 23:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Adorable.

I'd just like to re-address the inconsistency of the political incorrectness of the earlier posts, pertaining to Nigerian cocks and terrorist planes.

Dan Perry said it 'wasn't the same thing' when I brought Condoleeza into it.

Fair enough. You need a perfect analogy. Here's one for INSIDE the box, just for you:

Would it be fair, then, to say that if all Ann Coulter needs is a big Nigerian cock, that Andrea Dworkin could use the same?

Or is that not allowed? Because I'd say that anyone who suggested that all Andrea Dworkin needed was a good cock, well, I'd swear that was homophobic, and thus, forbidden. No?

― Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Thursday, 28 October 2004 23:18 (twenty-one years ago)

answer = no you're an obscene insult against humanity you fascist fuck

you're fucking disgusting with your heartless sarcasm, you worthless piece of hate-filled, misanthropic selg-loathing cunt.

regards,
SOMEONE WHO CARES ABOUT PEOPLE

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 28 October 2004 23:19 (twenty-one years ago)

What the fuck does Andrea Dworkin have to do with Ann Coulter?

Furthemore, how is denigrating someone's sexual orientation the same thing as denigrating someone's racism?

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 28 October 2004 23:22 (twenty-one years ago)

'someone who cares about people???'

good for you, buddy. Good for you.

Seems I hit a nerve. Is this what you were talking about, oops?

― Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Thursday, 28 October 2004 23:22 (twenty-one years ago)

and all I was talking about was Nigerian cocks. I thought that's what you WANTED to discuss. I certainly didn't bring it up.

― Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Thursday, 28 October 2004 23:23 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.ananova.com/images/web/136138.jpg

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 28 October 2004 23:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Would it be fair, then, to say that if all Ann Coulter needs is a big Nigerian cock, that Andrea Dworkin could use the same?
They could share the Cawk.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Thursday, 28 October 2004 23:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Ann Coulter doesn't like dark-skinned foreigners so much and thinks we should bombs their countries back to the stone age and force them to see our way, therefore she is deserving of scorn. Andrea Dworkin likes women, not men, therefore is a lesbian.

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 28 October 2004 23:26 (twenty-one years ago)

don't forget 'idiot'

― Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Thursday, 28 October 2004 23:27 (twenty-one years ago)

"sexist"

― Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Thursday, 28 October 2004 23:27 (twenty-one years ago)

"poor writer"

― Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Thursday, 28 October 2004 23:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Nickalicious brought that up, not me. Learn to read, dumbass.

(To continue clearing up confusion, my contribution to the Nigerian cock portion of the thread was a post that mocked someone else's tortured grammar and referenced a post made on another thread as a bonus laugh for people who'd read both. OOH TASTE THE VEILED RACISM COMING FROM THE BLACK MAN ABOUT BLACK MEN.)

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 28 October 2004 23:28 (twenty-one years ago)

and "cowbeast"

― Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Thursday, 28 October 2004 23:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe it is Roger who needs some Nigerian cock action?

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 28 October 2004 23:29 (twenty-one years ago)

but we're getting off topic. Andrea Dworkin is not involved and a compare/contrast is reductive. The question is does Ann Coulter deserve to be taken seriously, is she someone to be admired? of course not. She's a typical "me first" sort of thinker who runs at the first sign of pie and is unwilling or unable to see other viewpoints. And for god's sake, she's a terrible fucking writer too.

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 28 October 2004 23:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Right around here is where Jon should start posting animated gay porn gifs.

― From a Land of Grass Without Mirrors (AaronHz), Thursday, 28 October 2004 23:31 (twenty-one years ago)

you hit a nerve because you hate yourself and all of us. You are speaking obscenely offensive shit about a woman who is truly, genuinely evil and you seem to enjoy it. That makes you worse than her. You fucking clueless loser.

p.s. SARCASM JUST MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A CUNT, GIVE IT UP BOY

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 28 October 2004 23:32 (twenty-one years ago)

BUT MAYBE YOU'RE HAPPY WITH CALUM IN THE "GENUINELY ABHORRED" CORNER. DOES IT MAKE YOU HARD? DO YOU FEEL BIG? I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU EVEN EXIST YOU FASCIST FUCK

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 28 October 2004 23:34 (twenty-one years ago)

"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU EVEN EXIST"

whoa dude

― duke nitemare, Thursday, 28 October 2004 23:35 (twenty-one years ago)

(*begins throwing pies at entire forum*)

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Thursday, 28 October 2004 23:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Animated porn GIFs woulkd make this thread a microcosm of every ILE argument ever.

Hopefully this will be my final post to this thread and to Roger:

The only thing that Ann Coulter does which is in any way admirable is that she does not run away from confrontation with people who disagree with her (unless of course they have pies, ha). HOWEVER, the positions she is so staunchly defending are abhorrent and repellent, largely because if the country were to follow through on them I would be on the chopping block long before you, Roger, and there's no fucking way I'm going to support or stand behind someone who very clearly has nothing but contempt for me; furthermore, seeing as I'm not a saint, there's no fucking way I'm going to have anything but contempt for her.

Is that clear enough for you?

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 28 October 2004 23:37 (twenty-one years ago)

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Thursday, 28 October 2004 23:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I WIN

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Thursday, 28 October 2004 23:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Jon has arrived right on schedule.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Thursday, 28 October 2004 23:47 (twenty-one years ago)

AGAIN!

― cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 28 October 2004 23:47 (twenty-one years ago)

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Thursday, 28 October 2004 23:49 (twenty-one years ago)

IS THELOVEMANATEE.COM A CERTAIN ILX0RZ HOMEPAGE?

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Thursday, 28 October 2004 23:50 (twenty-one years ago)

way to derail

― Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Friday, 29 October 2004 00:07 (twenty-one years ago)

In this case it strikes me as a necessary move.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 29 October 2004 00:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Some days I am in awe of Mr. Jon.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 29 October 2004 00:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Jon Williams: much-needed Zen surrealist, or class clown who can't stand conflict?

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Friday, 29 October 2004 00:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey, you can be both.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 29 October 2004 00:11 (twenty-one years ago)

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Friday, 29 October 2004 00:12 (twenty-one years ago)

http://home.zonnet.nl/steranimaties/yin_yang.gif

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Friday, 29 October 2004 00:13 (twenty-one years ago)

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Friday, 29 October 2004 00:14 (twenty-one years ago)

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― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 29 October 2004 00:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I never, ever in my life thought I would be so happy to see multiple Holgers emitting floral anus-eggs.

Oh, and Sean Carruther's Moore-book parody was fucking hilarious.

― Clusterfuck at the Baja Fresh Salsa Bar (Ben Boyer), Friday, 29 October 2004 00:22 (twenty-one years ago)

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 29 October 2004 00:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm just not as good as Jon at this sort've stunt. I giveth uppeth.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 29 October 2004 00:23 (twenty-one years ago)

http://mywebpages.comcast.net/sj.gijoe/QuickAni.gif

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Friday, 29 October 2004 00:24 (twenty-one years ago)

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Friday, 29 October 2004 00:26 (twenty-one years ago)

http://kofler.dot.at/c64/download/alf_picture.gif

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Friday, 29 October 2004 00:27 (twenty-one years ago)

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― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Friday, 29 October 2004 00:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Sean's book parody WAS hilarious. Credit where it's due. I nearly spit orange carrot juice

― Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Friday, 29 October 2004 00:29 (twenty-one years ago)

http://kofler.dot.at/c64/download/meat_loaf.gif http://kofler.dot.at/c64/download/funky_drummer.gif

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Friday, 29 October 2004 00:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Jon, that was amazing. Now I can go to work without feeling stupider for having read this thread.

― Laura E (laurae55), Friday, 29 October 2004 01:01 (twenty-one years ago)

actually sometimes my roommate reminds me a little of Ann Coulter? Are all republican ladies like this?

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Friday, 29 October 2004 01:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Holger Czukay lays eggs. I love.

― J (Jay), Friday, 29 October 2004 12:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Hello = Halló, Góðan daginn
Where do you live? = Hvar áttu heima?
Are there any vacancies for tonight? = Er eitthvað laust í nótt?
Good morning = Góðan daginn

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 29 October 2004 12:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Ha ha - wrong thread, that was meant for Tuomas!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 29 October 2004 12:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Ann Coulter and Michael Moore are both professional wrestlers of politics. They put on a show for us to cheer or boo, depending on our politics.

Liberals can excoriate Coulter for her excessive slenderness. Conservatives can mock Moore for his excessive fat. I don't really see these approaches as remotely different.

― Layna Andersen (Layna Andersen), Friday, 29 October 2004 16:30 (twenty-one years ago)

She's speaking in Ames tonight. How does one go about:
1. Acquiring hornets?
2. Loading them into a pie?

― briania (briania), Friday, 29 October 2004 17:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I still think the idea of twisted-metal pie makes more sense.

― dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 29 October 2004 17:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Thank you dave. Afterwards we can unleash the meat bees on her.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 29 October 2004 17:47 (twenty-one years ago)

i would seriously buy a coffee table book of jon's bizarro thread derail gifs.....it would lose something without the animation but still.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 29 October 2004 18:19 (twenty-one years ago)

or you can find a lot of them here:

http://forum.somethingawful.com/

― Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Friday, 29 October 2004 18:24 (twenty-one years ago)

JDubz>>>>>SAgoons>>>>>>jdsalmon>>>>>>>pieface annie

― Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Friday, 29 October 2004 18:44 (twenty-one years ago)

take THAT, pieface annie!

― Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Friday, 29 October 2004 18:52 (twenty-one years ago)

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