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Ever wanted to see supreme court heads superimposed on nude bodies? Well, you can't.
http://www.canada.com/entertainment/books/story.html?id=e824268c-152f-4499-a943-1b6869e7cbe9

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 22 October 2004 17:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Except you can buy it online from them. They still want the money.

Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 22 October 2004 17:42 (twenty-one years ago)

They're still selling it online though! Because they realize the internet is full of dirty perverts!

Huk-L, Friday, 22 October 2004 17:42 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost

Huk-l, Friday, 22 October 2004 17:42 (twenty-one years ago)

"we felt the majority of our customers would not be comfortable with it," said Wal-Mart Stores Inc. spokeswoman Karen Burk.

"We offer what we think our customers want to buy. That just makes good business sense."

And we don't have any interest in expanding our customer base... That makes excellent business sense.

dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 22 October 2004 17:45 (twenty-one years ago)

"The chain is offering the book on its website. Burk said the store's online customers are a 'different audience.'"

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 22 October 2004 17:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Basically, they're saying they think their instore customers are a bunch of unsophisticated jack-in-the-boxes and their online customers are the Astors and Vanderbilts. Science confirms this.

Huk-L, Friday, 22 October 2004 17:48 (twenty-one years ago)

It's harder to flip through the book and taunt other people's children online.

Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 22 October 2004 17:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Last time I was in Wal*Mart, this book was prominently displayed at the front of the store:

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0060760508.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

But hey. Four AA batteries only cost 88 cents.

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 22 October 2004 17:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I coming around to the idea of shopping at walmart occasionally. When they offer merch at a loss to hook you into buying other shit. Well, if they're selling something you want at a loss, I think it makes sense to buy it there as long as you don't buy anything that makes them a profit.

But that's just talk. FUck walmart, I aint shoppin there.

dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 22 October 2004 17:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I received this from Walmart yesterday... they sound a little testy:

Thank you for taking the time to bring your concerns to our attention. The "Bodega" store being built in San Juan Teotihuacán has been properly certified by officials at all levels, including an archaeologist with the Mexican Institute of Anthropology and History (INAH). We are not building "next to" the pyramids at Teotihuacán, but miles away. We have been awarded construction permits by federal, state and local agencies, and our project has the unanimous approval of the town council, the town mayor and neighborhood representatives chosen by the community. Construction is under the ongoing supervision of Veronica Ortega Cabrera, chief of the Technical and Legal Protection Department of Teotihuacán, located at the Teotihuacán archaeological site. Our construction is in an area designated for commercial buildings and residences, and hundreds are currently located there. The only opposition to our store has come from a small group of merchants who find competition unwelcome and are seeking to misrepresent our plans for their own interests.

andy, Friday, 22 October 2004 18:04 (twenty-one years ago)

The only opposition to our store has come from a small group of merchants who find competition unwelcome and are seeking to misrepresent our plans for their own interests.

The letter goes on to say, "Their interests include not being put out of business and having to work at fucking Wal-Mart. Seriously... can you believe these assholes?"

Lifted, or, the story is 'neath my ass (kenan), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Basically, they're saying they think their instore customers are a bunch of unsophisticated jack-in-the-boxes and their online customers are the Astors and Vanderbilts. Science confirms this.

Or else they're figuring that their online customers would send in more complaints than their meatspace customers if the book wasn't available.

Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Other way around, I think: their online customers are less likely to come up complaining that their kiddies were looking at naked pictures of old people.

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:25 (twenty-one years ago)

also you have to have a credit card to buy online

cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I think kids should be made to look at naked pictures of old people as a form of promoting sexual abstention.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:28 (twenty-one years ago)

In case you missed it on the Daily Show...

http://www.kaleo.org/vnews/display.v/ART/2004/10/20/417608ab20afe

They also dug up ancient graves for their Honolulu store.

the remains of the Native Hawaiians were found and now sit in cardboard boxes under the on-ramp.

Have you no decency, Wal-Mart?

Lifted, or, the story is 'neath my ass (kenan), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Other way around, I think: their online customers are less likely to come up complaining that their kiddies were looking at naked pictures of old people.

That's what I meant, actually. (Tortured syntax, ahoy!)

Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Friday, 22 October 2004 20:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Um, dudes, why the Wal-Mart hate? I myself go to Wal-Mart quite a lot for groceries, casual clothing, and other things, and am quite happy to utilize its deep discounts to stretch my budget. And anyway, the only issue this company had was with the nude photo, which I can understand completely considering that the books Wal-Mart stocks are in full display of everyone, including little children, and it can be and is quite possible that a young child would open up such a book and view this (age-wise) inappropriate photo.

I mean, yeah, Wal-Mart will be open about having books you guys might get sick over in stock, but damn, the last time I was at Wal-Mart I spotted the John Edwards autobiography and Michael Moore's Stupid White Men and Dude, Where's My Country? prominently displayed along with the other "current affairs" books it has toward the front of its store, next to the cash registers, so there's more political balance there than you guys are willing to acknowledge.

Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Saturday, 23 October 2004 04:02 (twenty-one years ago)

does tucker carlson own a significant chunk of walmart stock? or sit on its board of directors?

Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 23 October 2004 04:04 (twenty-one years ago)

(Okay, so maybe there's less Wal-Mart hate here than I thought there was. I read another thread about this very issue somewhere where people were being VERY pissy about Wal-Mart, much more so than here, and thus got a bit confused. Apologies! Still, however, I do HIGHLY believe that this book would have been stocked and heavily advertised at Wal-Marts throughout the country had it not had that doctored nude photo in it.)

(Sorry -- that was an xpost. Eisbär, I have no clue.)

Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Saturday, 23 October 2004 04:07 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.counterpunch.org/cox04202004.html

Pangolino (ricki spaghetti), Saturday, 23 October 2004 04:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Wal-Mart and their lame business practices sucked a year and whatever ago on that other thread and they still suck now.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Saturday, 23 October 2004 04:34 (twenty-one years ago)

so there's more political balance there than you guys are willing to acknowledge

If "unapologetic, Union-busting, ball-breaking, wage-slaving, highly discriminatory capitalism" equals political balance, then OK.

Lifted, or, the story is 'neath my ass (kenan), Saturday, 23 October 2004 04:51 (twenty-one years ago)

what's wrong with busting unions?

d.arraghmac, Saturday, 23 October 2004 04:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I was going to type up something to the effect of, "Well, all retail operations work like that, except for the ones that price their items so high that only the wealthy can afford the items for sale," but I decided that life's too short to engage in potentially combative dialogue, and that you were never going to waver from thinking that Wal-Mart was this Hugely Evil Corporation and that I was never going to waver from being a pretty loyal customer of Wal-Mart's, so I think for the sake of just moving on and conserving any possibly resultant anger for things that affect us personally (because again, life is just way too short to be continually angry), we'll have to agree to disagree.

Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Saturday, 23 October 2004 05:05 (twenty-one years ago)

(Besides, I'm really, really worn out, dog tired, and am not in the mood for making new enemies.)

Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Saturday, 23 October 2004 05:06 (twenty-one years ago)

You're not going to make an enemy of me, Dee, no matter what we argue about.

Lifted, or, the story is 'neath my ass (kenan), Saturday, 23 October 2004 05:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, all retail operations work like that, except for the ones that price their items so high that only the wealthy can afford the items for sale

That's just not true. And even if it were, Nike preys on slave labor abroad, while Wal-Mart creates its own slave labor by economically devastating the communities it moves into, so it's quite a bit more predatory than most.

Lifted, or, the story is 'neath my ass (kenan), Saturday, 23 October 2004 05:17 (twenty-one years ago)

And OMG have you read about their treatment of women? Holding company meetings at strip joints, offering women promotions only if they agree to move to Alaska, etc. Hence the numerous lawsuits.

Yeah, you're right. Low prices are not going to budge me off this point, and I'm not sure they should influence you as much as they seem to, either.

Lifted, or, the story is 'neath my ass (kenan), Saturday, 23 October 2004 05:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I agree with Wal-Mart's decision not to have naked old people on the shelves, FWIW. It is inapporpriate to the kind of store they have created. I don't have a problem with that small aspect of the company's management decisions.

Lifted, or, the story is 'neath my ass (kenan), Saturday, 23 October 2004 05:35 (twenty-one years ago)

"slave labor"

Why don't we save this term for actual slave labor.

supercub, Saturday, 23 October 2004 07:16 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.wal-town.com/index.php

It's co-produced by the prettiest girl who went to my high school, she was the nicest girl who went to my high school too. I think the first time I saw her I was eating Subway and she walked in and I just froze mid bite, Slick Rick "down south BBQ ribs fly out a nigga mouth" style. Pure grace - not surprised she doing the right thing these days.

LeCoq (LeCoq), Saturday, 23 October 2004 07:27 (twenty-one years ago)

oh Slick Rick, is there anything you CAN'T articulate so well?

Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Saturday, 23 October 2004 07:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I worked for their website for two years. The side of the company that runs the web is really cool and very different from Bentonville corporate, which caused a lot of friction. True that the buyers for these things in Bentonville do not know shit, their music buyers had no background in music, etc; not true on the web. There was a constant attempt at the .com to not only stock things the stores wouldn't but even promote them; the web knew that they're competing against amazon here. Sometimes it worked.

Anyway, once corporate started hanging around and making us do the walmart cheer at meetings I quit. MOst of the engineering department was russian, they were not amused at the cheers. As my manager said, "I lived in Soviet Union. For me cheers mean something else."

kyle (akmonday), Saturday, 23 October 2004 14:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I go to Wal Mart every weekend with my little boy. It's where I get all my ammo and firearms. If he ever sees a naked body while we're shopping there, you better believe we'll be taking our business somewhere else!

Andy K (Andy K), Saturday, 23 October 2004 16:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Here's what I think about Wal-Mart: when my wife or I go, I don't write "Wal-Mart" in the check register, I write "Satan." But sometimes poverty wins out over conviction and I go to carve a few dollars off the grocery bill. When things are really bad I even buy their store brands. I'm so ashamed.

the apex of nadirs (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 23 October 2004 17:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I myself go to Wal-Mart quite a lot for ... casual clothing

What, the Sam's Choice or whatever brand eveningwear isn't good enough for you? Elitist.

adam (adam), Saturday, 23 October 2004 17:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I hate Walmart but it was the only game in town until Target moved out to Boston. Now I'm back at my one true love; OH TARGET I KISS YOU WITH THE PASSION OF A THOUSAND SUNS XOXOXOXOXO

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Sunday, 24 October 2004 04:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Does anyone else find the new string of "see, there really are good jobs to be had at Walmart?!?!" TV spots to be wildly defensive... as in they're not even selling what's available for purchase at the store any longer but, instead, are doing nothing more than attempting to debunk the, shall we say, urban myths about their employee relations?

Also, the CBS Evening News might as well flat out admit that it is the Walmart Evening News.

Eric H. (Eric H.), Friday, 5 November 2004 14:15 (twenty-one years ago)

eleven months pass...
ROFFEAUL...

Wal-Mart Memo Suggests Ways to Cut Employee Benefit Costs

when something smacks of something (dave225.3), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 11:09 (twenty years ago)

Oh. Link dint work..
http://www.nytimes.com/2005/10/26/business/26walmart.ready.html?th=&adxnnl=1&emc=th&adxnnlx=1130328429-vWv3vaoWTGVkm1GAOyZeXw

when something smacks of something (dave225.3), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 11:10 (twenty years ago)

Actually, if they didn't have such a deplorable record on health benefits, some of the ideas aren't that horrible.


"We are investing in our benefits that will take even better care of our associates," she said. "Our benefit plan is known today as being generous."

when something smacks of something (dave225.3), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 11:12 (twenty years ago)

does this mean no more retiree greeters?

tehresa (tehresa), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 17:08 (twenty years ago)

I liked the headline the other day that Walmart was asking the gov't to raise the minimum wage so that they could pay their workers more. Do they not understand the concept of MINIMUM? So silly.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 17:13 (twenty years ago)

the raise wasnt proposed for the sake of their employees, it was because the CEO noticed that the poor ppl who shop at wal-mart arent buying enough lately. paying your employees slightly more would be offset by the 10s of milions whod shop there with their new slightly higher paychecks

_, Wednesday, 26 October 2005 17:26 (twenty years ago)

fyi, wal-mart is america's largest employer.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 18:46 (twenty years ago)

It's also the world's largest company, if you measure by how much revenue they bring in.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 27 October 2005 00:15 (twenty years ago)

xpost I imagine their rationale was that if they raise wages without a national increase, they'll lose competitive advantage on other companies still paying minimum. It makes sense, at least in the twisted evil logic of capitalism. I'm impressed that they asked at all - it suggests the presence of human life among their executives.

Hurting (Hurting), Thursday, 27 October 2005 00:21 (twenty years ago)

Replicants... sleestacks... lichens.

I do feel guilty for getting any perverse amusement out of it (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 27 October 2005 00:24 (twenty years ago)

Also, they can say, "we lobbied to have the minimum wage RAISED, motherfuckers! We are NOT evil! ......... (want) .... (shop) ..... (buy) ..... "

when something smacks of something (dave225.3), Thursday, 27 October 2005 00:27 (twenty years ago)

I see a potential Onion headline: "Walmart Employees Unable to Afford Walmart"

Hurting (Hurting), Thursday, 27 October 2005 00:28 (twenty years ago)

There's also the matter of their heavy donations to GOP causes. They are a red red store.
Go to Costco.
http://www.buyblue.org/node/4494

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Thursday, 27 October 2005 00:48 (twenty years ago)

I only shop Tar-jay anyway.

Hurting (Hurting), Thursday, 27 October 2005 00:50 (twenty years ago)

How is the Kroger empire on this scale? (i.e. Fry's, Fred Meyers, QFC, etc.)

iDonut B4 x86 (donut), Thursday, 27 October 2005 00:53 (twenty years ago)

http://www.buyblue.org/node/1963/view/summary

Target is bad. They were the ones who refused to fill prescriptions for morning-after contraception recently.

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Thursday, 27 October 2005 00:56 (twenty years ago)

Really? I thought they were atheistic since they disallowed Salvation Army.

Hurting (Hurting), Thursday, 27 October 2005 00:57 (twenty years ago)

I don't think that was their motivation.

http://www.detnews.com/2004/business/0412/23/C01-40677.htm
This says don't go to Kroger, but it doesn't give much detail.

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Thursday, 27 October 2005 01:00 (twenty years ago)

http://www.buyblue.org/node/1304/view/summary

Okay, Kroger is bad.

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Thursday, 27 October 2005 01:01 (twenty years ago)

Y'all can go to buyblue.org on your own, I figure. I'll stop these annoying posts.
I live on an island where I don't have access to any of these places. The first megastore you hit off the ferry is Walmart, though. It sounds like good advice in the earlier post to just buy the things that they're taking a loss on, but isn't that their technique for driving smaller stores out of business? So you'd still be doing the wrong thing. Jeez Louise.

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Thursday, 27 October 2005 01:06 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, one of the companies they drove out of business was a bedding manufacturer whose headquarters used to be in my building. Apparently Walmart kept demanding lower and lower prices, pressuring P!llowt3x to move operations out of the US to cut costs further, and gradually they bought less and less until Ptex went under and had to lay off 5000 people.

Also, I can tell you there were high fives all over my office when we found out WM were dropping their brick & mortar sales of the America book. I felt like a parent whose child has won a scholarship, since reprints of that title were my babies. Not that it hurt sales any.

Laurel, Thursday, 27 October 2005 01:39 (twenty years ago)

this is what they did to rubbermaid, too!

everyone should move to wny and shop at wegmans! they are the #1 company to work for, and their prices are generally not more than target or walmart, sometimes less. i buy as much as i can there rather than going to walmart because it's easier/closer and i don't feel dirty afterwards.

tehresa (tehresa), Thursday, 27 October 2005 03:56 (twenty years ago)

I live on an island where I don't have access to any of these places. The first megastore you hit off the ferry is Walmart, though.

Do you live on Martha's Vineyard by chance and is that the relatively new Wal-Mart near the Falmouth mall?

What always hit me as being ironic was how MV always kept big businesses out for fear of them taking over the Island and killing competitors. The irony of two A&P grocery stores being the beneficiaries of such protectionist regulations (biggest retail store in American history with 16K stores at one point) seemed lost on everybody. Wal-Mart is currently looking at building 3-5K if I remember correctly. The two stores A&P have recently become Stop and Shops I hear btw.

Cunga (Cunga), Thursday, 27 October 2005 05:59 (twenty years ago)

xpost - they did it to RCA as well.

when something smacks of something (dave225.3), Thursday, 27 October 2005 10:52 (twenty years ago)

tehresa don't you know about WEGMANS CRUELTY?

also i have a question about target. i know about the recent birth control thing, but was that an isolated incident or something that happens at a lot of targets? because i think walmart has an eye on never selling contraception, ever. (more babies = more business, maybe!) but i've always felt weird about thinking, i don't shop at walmart, i'll just go to target, but you never hear about target's practices. i wonder if that means they're that much better about labor/economic/political stuff, or if walmart is just so bad that it overshadows all competitors? if this is incoherent, i just woke up sorry. (also maybe i could just look it up)

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 27 October 2005 11:02 (twenty years ago)

WEGMANS CRUELTY WANTS TO BE YOUR MYSPACE FRIEND!

jdubz (ex machina), Thursday, 27 October 2005 12:07 (twenty years ago)

Do you live on Martha's Vineyard by chance and is that the relatively new Wal-Mart near the Falmouth mall?
Yes. Where the late, lamented Bradlee's used to be!
I never go in the Vineyard Haven Stop & Shop. I don't know if it's a red or a blue company, but it smells bad. Always has, even when it was an A&P. So I get ripped off at Cronig's—our locally-owned store, which I wish would get bought up by Whole Foods so we could finally get some pappadums in this joint.

As for Target, they make political contributions to BOTH parties, which I have never gotten. Hedging their bets, I guess.
This from the BuyBlue page: "The national headquarters of Target has not responded to three PPFA (Planned Parenthood) attempts to clarify its policy on pharmacist refusals"

What's up with "Wegman's cruelty?" Not that we have a Wegmans here.

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Thursday, 27 October 2005 20:25 (twenty years ago)

This would be quite newsworthy to my staunch Republican Bush-loving and Costco-loving grandmother... but, of course, she will never GET this news. I'm a horrible grandson.

iDonut B4 x86 (donut), Thursday, 27 October 2005 20:27 (twenty years ago)

wegmans is mean to chickens. people made a movie and everyone got arrested. http://www.wegmanscruelty.com

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 27 October 2005 20:30 (twenty years ago)

http://www.wegmanscruelty.com/

OH NO!!!@!@@! NOT LIKE WAY WORSE SHIT ISNT GOING ON EVERYWHERE ELSE!

xpost

jdubz (ex machina), Thursday, 27 October 2005 20:31 (twenty years ago)

I get what the buyblue folks are aiming at, but i don't agree with their methodology. I think it can backfire, in that (ever more) companies could find it far more profitable to donate to Republicans...

kingfish neopolitan sundae (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 27 October 2005 20:34 (twenty years ago)

Okay. Chicken cruelty. A lot of that going around—there was that Tyson plant case, too. I only buy local eggs and free-range chicken, but I'm lucky to be able to afford those. It's too bad that supporting cruelty-free/organic companies almost always costs more. Those standards need to be universally implemented. I'll never forget the last time I ate KFC chicken. One of the drumsticks had a twisted bone. That chicken had to have been malformed from living in a cramped cage of some kind.
I read somewhere that MacDonald's uses only the Temple Grandin-designed circular-ramp slaughterhouses, though. That's good.
What's the deal with the shampoo and cosmetics manufacturers? Why are they STILL testing their products on animals? Don't they already know which ingredients irritate the rabbits' eyeballs? You've got your stupid shampoo formula already, you dunces! Let the bunnies go!!!! Enough, already. They must LIKE to do that shit.

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Thursday, 27 October 2005 20:35 (twenty years ago)

I get what the buyblue folks are aiming at, but i don't agree with their methodology. I think it can backfire, in that (ever more) companies could find it far more profitable to donate to Republicans...

I know, I know. I wonder whether unions have anything to do with company donations, though. The unions have traditionally been Dem.

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Thursday, 27 October 2005 20:37 (twenty years ago)

I'm going to make macaroni and cheese now with my two-pound block of small-company Vermont cheddar that cost TWENTY FREAKING DOLLARS AND NINETY-NINE CENTS.
Cabots is RED and they HOG the Island cheese market.

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Thursday, 27 October 2005 20:41 (twenty years ago)

OH NO!!!@!@@! NOT LIKE WAY WORSE SHIT ISNT GOING ON EVERYWHERE ELSE!

Jon, would you prioritize the world's evils for me please? I need to know who to protest, who to support and in what order. I'll need your report on my desk by 9 a.m. tomorrow, thanks.

I do feel guilty for getting any perverse amusement out of it (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 27 October 2005 20:44 (twenty years ago)

Oh choke on a dick, you boring fuck.

jdubz (ex machina), Thursday, 27 October 2005 20:45 (twenty years ago)

Okay. I'm not Jon, but this is NO JOKE!! Cronig's Market on Martha's Vineyard!! Overpriced designer cheese!!
FEEL
MY
PAIN.
We need you out front with placards NOW!!!!

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Thursday, 27 October 2005 20:47 (twenty years ago)

Oh noes, I bored Jon. We can't have that. I better protest against myself.

I do feel guilty for getting any perverse amusement out of it (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 27 October 2005 20:50 (twenty years ago)

I'm the world's worst shopper when it comes to planning things out...

Me: fuck. I need bananas... and toilet paper! FUCK!

*goes out to local hippie co-op just blocks away from appt. and buys organic bananas, since i have no choice to get the chemically treated pesticide covered ones, and gets Earth First! toilet paper substitute -- you know, so I don't get overwhelmed with tree guilt when I'm wiping my ass -- and i realize how lame it is that I'm probably losing FAR more money that way than buying the Ancestry size kegs of black pepper or Cargo Pack of Little Debbie's Fingercakes for 49 cents at Costco or Sam's Club instead.. since I'll obviously be needing pepper and fingercakes for the next 216 years*

iDonut B4 x86 (donut), Thursday, 27 October 2005 20:51 (twenty years ago)

But you could wipe your ass with the Little Debbie's Fingercakes!

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Thursday, 27 October 2005 21:06 (twenty years ago)

Probably a lot more comfy than the hippie toilet paper with the big chunks of wood.

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Thursday, 27 October 2005 21:07 (twenty years ago)

buyblue is a nice idea but for god's sake, all giant corporations give money to republican causes, that is because corporations are run by greedy fucks, and republicans give them tax breaks. they also wind up giving money to democrats when they're in power because they like to court favor. just buy local and small when you can (although those people are business owners and might be republicans too!)

kyle (akmonday), Thursday, 27 October 2005 21:10 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, avoiding businesses because they have ties to Republicans = you live in the woods, make your own clothes and grow/hunt your own food.

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Thursday, 27 October 2005 21:15 (twenty years ago)


xpost

...tho CostCo is usually a safe bet if you gotta go big.

Say, does anybody know about some Index out there where the progressive stances of a company are tracked? Ralph Nader talked about it when I saw him speak about 7 years ago. Some sorta list for investors so that you knew your money was going to the right place, but I can't remember the name of the. Domingue Index? D-something?

kingfish neopolitan sundae (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 27 October 2005 21:17 (twenty years ago)

you live in the woods, make your own clothes and grow/hunt your own food

that would make you a right wing nutjob anyway!

kyle (akmonday), Thursday, 27 October 2005 21:19 (twenty years ago)

only if you homeschool your children.

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 27 October 2005 21:20 (twenty years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9e/Unabomber-sketch.png/200px-Unabomber-sketch.png

kyle (akmonday), Thursday, 27 October 2005 21:20 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, avoiding businesses because they have ties to Republicans = you live in the woods, make your own clothes and grow/hunt your own food.

yeah, but people in Idaho are very Republican, too!

iDonut B4 x86 (donut), Thursday, 27 October 2005 21:21 (twenty years ago)

(sorry)

(xpost.. oh poopie)

iDonut B4 x86 (donut), Thursday, 27 October 2005 21:21 (twenty years ago)

The, er, inventory management practices of the poultry industry are a Hieronymous Bosch nightmare. But I really miss Wegmans...

rogermexico (rogermexico), Thursday, 27 October 2005 21:23 (twenty years ago)

akaik the unabomer didn't have kids.

fuck eating factory chicken anyway, maaaaan. FREE RANGE, dude.

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 27 October 2005 21:26 (twenty years ago)

Hey, you do what you can. It's better than nothing at all. I buy the fucking Cabot cheese if I'm at the end of my rope. And I go to Walmart once in a while, too. I just try to improve my average.
Some companies ARE very blue, though, like Captain Morgan's Rum and Boar's Head. I don't see ANYTHING against a bacon/rum diet as a polital statement. There's the pig-cruelty issue, but I'm sure their pig farmer affiliates are NICE TO THEIR PIGS.
Just kidding. We all know that there are plenty of blue dicks.
Some of the nastiest people to work for on this island are the rich liberals.

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Thursday, 27 October 2005 21:31 (twenty years ago)

Wellington Free-Range chickenz.

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Thursday, 27 October 2005 21:32 (twenty years ago)

i don't eat chicken anyway.

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 27 October 2005 21:32 (twenty years ago)

I'm sorry to hear that.

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Thursday, 27 October 2005 21:33 (twenty years ago)

eh, it's ok.

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 27 October 2005 21:36 (twenty years ago)

have fun dying of avian flu

kyle (akmonday), Thursday, 27 October 2005 21:37 (twenty years ago)

You'll be so sorry you said that if it really happens. I forgive you.

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Thursday, 27 October 2005 21:45 (twenty years ago)

I'm hoping you have fun! That's a good thing! Everyone likes fun except for Walmart.

kyle (akmonday), Thursday, 27 October 2005 21:46 (twenty years ago)

A round of fun for everyone!

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Thursday, 27 October 2005 22:02 (twenty years ago)

wait, what? i didn't wish avian flu on anyone.

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 27 October 2005 22:40 (twenty years ago)

Kyle thought the chickens were going to give you avian flu because they felt insulted that you don't want to eat them.

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Friday, 28 October 2005 01:56 (twenty years ago)

I live next to a chicken shack.

jdubz (ex machina), Friday, 28 October 2005 02:08 (twenty years ago)

i thought the point of the walmart thing was about how employees and people in general are treated. everyone is mean to chickens by giving them life just to kill and cook them. my point was that wegmans treats their employees really well as far as benefits and rewarding good work (my roommate works for them so i know firsthand how good they are to her).

tehresa (tehresa), Friday, 28 October 2005 04:06 (twenty years ago)

The walmart memo:
http://www.nytimes.com/packages/pdf/business/26walmart.pdf

when something smacks of something (dave225.3), Friday, 28 October 2005 10:36 (twenty years ago)

my god the stop and shop in VH does stink. its also possibly the smallest grocery store i've ever been too. The stop and shop in Edgartown has broccoli crowns really cheap last summer....woot.

bingo (Chris V), Friday, 28 October 2005 11:07 (twenty years ago)

And it has the carry-out macaroni and cheese, hot from the steam table!!!! I always just sit in my car in the parking lot and scarf it down. Next time you're on-island we must get together for a mac 'n' cheese/broccoli FAP.

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Friday, 28 October 2005 15:11 (twenty years ago)

two years pass...

Walmart loves demographics:

The Dearborn Wal-Mart is part of a two-year-old corporate effort to help sales by tailoring stores to local demographics, said spokeswoman Amy Wyatt-Moore at Wal-Mart's Bentonville, Ark., headquarters. It targeted six groups: Hispanics, blacks, empty-nesters/boomers, affluent, suburban and rural shoppers.

Dearborn's store is designed to reflect its neighborhood, not serve as a national template for Arab-American shoppers, she said.

"We realize there are more than those six broad demographic groups around the country. In some places the result will be a unique store," Wyatt-Moore said.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 00:33 (seventeen years ago)

eight months pass...

Wal-Mart worker dies after shoppers knock him down
The Associated Press

9:39 AM PST, November 28, 2008

NEW YORK — A worker died after being trampled by a throng of unruly shoppers when a suburban Wal-Mart opened for the holiday sales rush today, authorities said.

At least three other people were injured.

Wal-Mart Stores Inc., in Bentonville, Ark., would not confirm the reports of a stampede but said a "medical emergency" had caused the company to close the store, which is in Valley Stream on Long Island.

Nassau County police said the 34-year-old worker was taken to a hospital where he was pronounced dead at about 6 a.m., an hour after the store opened. The cause of death was not immediately known.

A police statement said shortly after 5 a.m., a throng of shoppers "physically broke down the doors, knocking (the worker) to the ground." Police also said a 28-year-old pregnant woman was taken to a hospital for observation and three other shoppers suffered minor injuries and were also taken to hospitals.

The dead worker's name was not released.

"Local authorities are looking into the situation," said Wal-Mart representative Dan Fogleman. But he said it would be "inappropriate for me to share any additional information" until authorities investigate further.

Shoppers around the country lined up early outside stores in the annual bargain hunting ritual known as Black Friday. Many stores open early and stay open late. The Valley Stream Wal-Mart usually opens at 9 a.m.

the oakmarten (velko), Friday, 28 November 2008 18:16 (seventeen years ago)

it was on the news this mroing

yellowcard holds the text of a yellow card warning (PappaWheelie V), Friday, 28 November 2008 18:20 (seventeen years ago)

the paradox of buy nothing day

TOMBOT, Friday, 28 November 2008 18:30 (seventeen years ago)

"An oblivious Arthur Carlson told reporters, 'Boy I had a lot of fun this morning!'"

өөө (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 28 November 2008 18:34 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.thebaboonbellows.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/carlson_socks.jpg

yellowcard holds the text of a yellow card warning (PappaWheelie V), Friday, 28 November 2008 18:34 (seventeen years ago)

Um, yeah. Thanks for explaining the joke to everyone.

өөө (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 28 November 2008 18:55 (seventeen years ago)

This is what I am here for.

You may now click the suggest ban button to your right.

yellowcard holds the text of a yellow card warning (PappaWheelie V), Friday, 28 November 2008 18:56 (seventeen years ago)

aint that Amurrica

Dr Morbius, Saturday, 29 November 2008 17:59 (seventeen years ago)

I'm not participating in Black Friday until they start offering bottom-rate 3d holographic TVs. So I guess in 2010...

Adam Bruneau, Saturday, 29 November 2008 18:03 (seventeen years ago)

i grew up on LI and i'm tellin ya i am not shocked.

Surmounter, Saturday, 29 November 2008 18:07 (seventeen years ago)

Kimberly Cribbs, who witnessed the stampede, said shoppers were acting like "savages."

"When they were saying they had to leave, that an employee got killed, people were yelling `I've been on line since yesterday morning,'" she said. "They kept shopping."

uәʇɹɐƃu!әʍ ˙ƃ ʎәu!Ⴁʍ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 29 November 2008 21:17 (seventeen years ago)

They - just - kept - shopping.

өөө (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, 29 November 2008 23:47 (seventeen years ago)

Here's what I don't understand. And please correct me because I'm probably WAY WAY WAY off somewhere.

People on other boards and blogs and shit are all like "Oh Americapaws, full of selfish consumers who will trample poor greeter dude to save $30 on a new flat screen TV"

But isn't the point of Black Friday is that these people are buying gifts for OTHER PEOPLE? For Xmas? These people were super amped to get deals on PRESENTS. They're wating outside for 24 hours... to buy presents. Like, I understand that everyone is broke right now, but everyone knows that and won't friends and fam understand if we just buy cheaper gifts? Does that make ME the selfish one and these WalMart customers the SELFLESS RABID GIFTGIVERS since I generally find buying Xmas gifts to be a huge, huge pain in the ass?

I'm def wrong in the logic somewhere, but I can't tell where.

uәʇɹɐƃu!әʍ ˙ƃ ʎәu!Ⴁʍ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 29 November 2008 23:56 (seventeen years ago)

I'm not sure if that's the point or not, honestly, I know people who shop on Black Friday to find gifts and people who just go because they want to save $30 on the new TV or whatever. (My family has always looked on it as a horror to be avoided, so it's all hearsay to me.)

Maria, Saturday, 29 November 2008 23:59 (seventeen years ago)

Cyber monday is where all the axshun is nowadays ppls.

ASCII NED (libcrypt), Sunday, 30 November 2008 00:09 (seventeen years ago)

I find your new identity intriguing.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 30 November 2008 00:19 (seventeen years ago)

Plenty of people shop for themselves on black friday, I would assume. And there's probably a lot of "giving" your wife a TV, etc. It's a pretty common marketing truism that people end up buying a lot for themselves during the holiday season, and the whole gift giving thing is a quid pro quo, amirite? Many people give with the expectation of getting - so it's basically a big justification for everyone spending irresponsible amounts of money on generally unnecessary purchases.

Besides, it's an orgy of consumerism, even if the purchases will be given to others. It supports the linear model of consumption and leads to the plunder of the Earth for goods that will be soon discarded and become waste.

Super Cub, Sunday, 30 November 2008 00:23 (seventeen years ago)

as I step off my soapbox and go play with my iPod Touch.

Super Cub, Sunday, 30 November 2008 00:24 (seventeen years ago)

whiney, (first of all, are you from the US? because as much as no one would like to admit the holidays are kinda "go thru the motions/buy presents because it's convention" etc.) while it's true that people are shopping for others, the point of interest here is which day they're shopping. they're shopping on black friday because the prices are low, and they are thus saving themselves money.

k3vin k., Sunday, 30 November 2008 01:16 (seventeen years ago)

the italics really make your point there

Surmounter, Sunday, 30 November 2008 05:50 (seventeen years ago)

http://bitsandpieces.us/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/imageswalmart-20bingo-thumb.jpg

redmond, Sunday, 30 November 2008 05:55 (seventeen years ago)

"isle"

uәʇɹɐƃu!әʍ ˙ƃ ʎәu!Ⴁʍ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 30 November 2008 06:04 (seventeen years ago)

As a person who doesn't shop at Wal-Mart and who used to work there (inventory control specialist lol), that's really elitist and insulting. And if you're going to mock people who shop and work at Wal-Mart as filthy trash, at least spell check your stupid bingo card (not directed @ you redmond).

That said, I wouldn't mind playing Neiman Marcus bingo sometime.

vermonter, Sunday, 30 November 2008 06:07 (seventeen years ago)

i love wal-mart! but some of those things are otm. i also love walgreens. they always have really fun halloween costumes haha

Surmounter, Sunday, 30 November 2008 06:09 (seventeen years ago)

from the time I was 15 to 18, after 10pm fun in my town was "walk around the Wal-Mart." I still feel kind of comfortable when I am inside of one.

uәʇɹɐƃu!әʍ ˙ƃ ʎәu!Ⴁʍ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 30 November 2008 06:11 (seventeen years ago)

that's cute

Surmounter, Sunday, 30 November 2008 06:18 (seventeen years ago)

did you play Wal-Mart bingo? We had an enormous mall for friday night walks - all the lights/noise/people give me headaches now.

vermonter, Sunday, 30 November 2008 06:20 (seventeen years ago)

fuck i wanna go to the mall

Surmounter, Sunday, 30 November 2008 06:21 (seventeen years ago)

i went the other day and went to claire's? really made me wanna go to hot topic

Surmounter, Sunday, 30 November 2008 06:25 (seventeen years ago)

Libcrypt OTM.

I'm sorry but this whole story just makes my blood boil for several different reasons. Fuck these goddamn fuckers. Fuck Wall Mart ("Mall Wart: Your Source For Cheap Plastic Crap"). I don't care how poor you are. There is no excuse for the kind of capitalistic stupidity that caused this incident. Just fuck off and go live somewhere else. I don't want to be an American anymore. And by the way can you please shove Christmas up your religious ass and get one brain? Thanks.

I would like to quote something I found on some site or other today:

jesus was black
god's an idea
hell's a city in michigan

Watch Beer, Drink People (Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You), Sunday, 30 November 2008 08:52 (seventeen years ago)

"But Jesus wanted me to trample living beings to death so I could get good gifts for my friends and family!"

FUCK THE HELL OFF

Watch Beer, Drink People (Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You), Sunday, 30 November 2008 08:54 (seventeen years ago)

Never forget the Cabbage Patch Riots of 1983

HI, YOUR BAND! (Mackro Mackro), Sunday, 30 November 2008 10:11 (seventeen years ago)

couldn't we just change all the squares on wal-mart bingo to "I hate this kind of poor people" - that way, more chances to win

still, I dug the "FREE" spot

J0hn D., Sunday, 30 November 2008 10:30 (seventeen years ago)

ALL RIGHT NOW
BABY IT'S ALL RIGHT NOW

Watch Beer, Drink People (Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You), Sunday, 30 November 2008 10:34 (seventeen years ago)

Watch Beer, Drink People (Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You), Sunday, 30 November 2008 10:42 (seventeen years ago)

Adam Bruneau, Sunday, 30 November 2008 18:57 (seventeen years ago)

from the time I was 15 to 18, after 10pm fun in my town was "walk around the Wal-Mart." I still feel kind of comfortable when I am inside of one.

Haha YES. Wal-mart and Denny's, in either order. This may have continued on breaks from college when I was home, because...bars? What bars?

In church this morning, the pastor brought up the Wal-mart story (although she said "I'm not going to say what happened fully because we have children here")...the sermon was partially anti-materialist, partially "go help people who need something you have to give, and don't just do that at Christmas!" And yeah, I'm sure most of the congregation is going to go buy their families Christmas presents, but so are most nonreligious Americans, so I don't think Black Friday is fueled by people's religious convictions....

Maria, Sunday, 30 November 2008 19:09 (seventeen years ago)

It isn't enough to identify the crime here we have to look at the motive, we have to ask why do "poor people"* so badly want these things? It's because of the way we portray success in mass culture, it imprints the idea that if you own a flat screen plasma TV and a shiny SUV, you are more successful than your neighbor, even if it's put your family into debt for the next 30 years.

*When seen in the larger context of national/international wealth, "poor people" is a much more populated category than most realize. In 2004, the wealthiest 25% of US households owned 87% ($43.6 trillion) of the country’s wealth (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wealth_in_the_United_States).

Also many many many middle class families shop at Walmart. Also if you stereotype people based on where they shop you have bought into the system and are a massive tool.

Adam Bruneau, Sunday, 30 November 2008 19:18 (seventeen years ago)

Anyone who thinks only poor people shop at Wal-Mart never lived a day in a town with a Wal-Mart

uәʇɹɐƃu!әʍ ˙ƃ ʎәu!Ⴁʍ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 30 November 2008 21:42 (seventeen years ago)

Fuck, I certainly wish "the city that never sleeps" would have some place where I could but normal shit after 9 o'clock.

uәʇɹɐƃu!әʍ ˙ƃ ʎәu!Ⴁʍ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 30 November 2008 21:43 (seventeen years ago)

I shop in Walmart and I'm not poor. Walmart is the best place to buy a lot of different stuff in one go.

Super Cub, Sunday, 30 November 2008 23:14 (seventeen years ago)

I would fully support a Wal-Mart in New York City if it were only open from 10pm to 5am

uәʇɹɐƃu!әʍ ˙ƃ ʎәu!Ⴁʍ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 1 December 2008 00:21 (seventeen years ago)

i only shop at wal-mart - shit is so inexpensive

jordan s (J0rdan S.), Monday, 1 December 2008 00:24 (seventeen years ago)

it does make me depressed sometimes - always see lots of single moms and sad looking families which is why i try and go after 11 pm when no one is there

jordan s (J0rdan S.), Monday, 1 December 2008 00:25 (seventeen years ago)

When I lived in Saytown me and bros would hit the Wal Mart down the street at all hours. I felt slightly guilty about it (worker mistreatment etc) but justified it by saying "hey I'm a broke as fuck college student just like the dude that's scanning my lime chips here, we're in the same lane."

There aren't any within 20 minutes of my apartment in Austin. I'm pretty much OK with that.

No HOOS need a steen whoppin (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 1 December 2008 01:01 (seventeen years ago)

Anyone who thinks only poor people shop at Wal-Mart never lived a day in a town with a Wal-Mart

Good thing nobody said that only poor people shopped there, then, but rather that there's a really grotesque self-willed classism in the way people want to dismiss "Wal-mart shoppers"

J0hn D., Monday, 1 December 2008 01:32 (seventeen years ago)

couldn't we just change all the squares on wal-mart bingo to "I hate this kind of poor people" - that way, more chances to win

― J0hn D., Sunday, November 30, 2008 5:30 AM (15 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

uәʇɹɐƃu!әʍ ˙ƃ ʎәu!Ⴁʍ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 1 December 2008 01:52 (seventeen years ago)

uh

No HOOS need a steen whoppin (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 1 December 2008 02:06 (seventeen years ago)

he was calling out the dude that made the bingo card, you tard

No HOOS need a steen whoppin (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 1 December 2008 02:06 (seventeen years ago)

paperthinreadingcomprehensionskills

:) Mrs Edward Cullen XD (max), Monday, 1 December 2008 02:08 (seventeen years ago)

.com

uәʇɹɐƃu!әʍ ˙ƃ ʎәu!Ⴁʍ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 1 December 2008 02:34 (seventeen years ago)

i know he's calling him out, i'm saying i thought JD was calling me out for using the phrase "poor people" like I'm strawmanning someone for saying that when he was actually the first to say it.

uәʇɹɐƃu!әʍ ˙ƃ ʎәu!Ⴁʍ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 1 December 2008 02:35 (seventeen years ago)

I feel a little uncomfortable overall with the idea of mega-cheap whitegoods, electronics and clothes. There's obviously a demand for it but the fact it exists means there are people out there somewhere working 15 hours a day in a pooly ventilated factory for fuckall money in Taiwan or China so we can buy a dress for $5 and then throw it away after a season, or a DVD player in a sale for $30 and chuck it on the hard rubbish as soon as it stops working.

Trayce, Monday, 1 December 2008 02:35 (seventeen years ago)

stereotypes in card = poor-uneducated-ppl stereotypes

nobody here said only poor people shop at wal-mart so if you were just pilin' on the grotesque assumptions that're on bingo card, my bad w

J0hn D., Monday, 1 December 2008 02:39 (seventeen years ago)

But isn't the point of Black Friday is that these people are buying gifts for OTHER PEOPLE?

fwiw, every single time someone's dragged me to some black friday family "holiday shopping" excursion, not a single gift was purchased besides of the afterthought "oh hey do you like those jeans? let ME buy them, as an early xmas gift!" variety.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 1 December 2008 02:40 (seventeen years ago)

I feel a little uncomfortable overall with the idea of mega-cheap whitegoods, electronics and clothes. There's obviously a demand for it but the fact it exists means there are people out there somewhere working 15 hours a day in a pooly ventilated factory for fuckall money in Taiwan or China so we can buy a dress for $5 and then throw it away after a season, or a DVD player in a sale for $30 and chuck it on the hard rubbish as soon as it stops working.

I agree. Not a good thing at all.

Super Cub, Monday, 1 December 2008 02:42 (seventeen years ago)

Y'all know how God talks to poor people?

Attention Wal-Mart shoppers!

өөө (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 1 December 2008 02:46 (seventeen years ago)

I went to Target and bought a ton of sweaters today.

uәʇɹɐƃu!әʍ ˙ƃ ʎәu!Ⴁʍ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 1 December 2008 02:52 (seventeen years ago)

Yeah, here's the Target bingo card:

http://www.catbirdseat.org/catbirdseat/bingo.jpg

өөө (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 1 December 2008 03:54 (seventeen years ago)

"that 70s ski vest" makes me lol

roxymuzak, Monday, 1 December 2008 03:57 (seventeen years ago)

Anyone who thinks only hipsters shop at Target has never lived a day in a town with a Target

velko, Monday, 1 December 2008 03:59 (seventeen years ago)

I feel a little uncomfortable overall with the idea of mega-cheap whitegoods, electronics and clothes. There's obviously a demand for it but the fact it exists means there are people out there somewhere working 15 hours a day in a pooly ventilated factory for fuckall money in Taiwan or China so we can buy a dress for $5 and then throw it away after a season, or a DVD player in a sale for $30 and chuck it on the hard rubbish as soon as it stops working.

I agree. Not a good thing at all.

― Super Cub, Sunday, November 30, 2008 9:42 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

But what are you gonna do, make all your own clothes? And what else are you supposed to do when the DVD player stops working?

Adam Bruneau, Monday, 1 December 2008 04:01 (seventeen years ago)

1. yes

roxymuzak, Monday, 1 December 2008 04:02 (seventeen years ago)

Walmart is the Jesus of capitalism.

Adam Bruneau, Monday, 1 December 2008 04:08 (seventeen years ago)

when did target start catering to hipster fashion

No HOOS need a steen whoppin (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 1 December 2008 04:12 (seventeen years ago)

i first noticed it a couple years ago

No HOOS need a steen whoppin (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 1 December 2008 04:12 (seventeen years ago)

Never got any beer and ammo from Jesus...

Kerm, Monday, 1 December 2008 04:14 (seventeen years ago)

I'm offended at the agressive stereotyping of Target shoppers.

redmond, Monday, 1 December 2008 04:14 (seventeen years ago)

But what are you gonna do, make all your own clothes? And what else are you supposed to do when the DVD player stops working?

I try and buy vintage or from op-shops so at least the money's going to charity and the clothes are usually better made anyway. I cant sew so thats my only recourse rly.

I buy better-made electronics, and whatever happened to getting things fixed when they break???

Trayce, Monday, 1 December 2008 04:18 (seventeen years ago)

Anyway thats not rly germane to this thread, but yeah.

Trayce, Monday, 1 December 2008 04:18 (seventeen years ago)

who breaks a DVD player?

Kerm, Monday, 1 December 2008 04:19 (seventeen years ago)

I don't think I've ever seen PBR in a Target
although to be honest I still have not visited either the williamsburg or columbia heights locations

TOMBOT, Monday, 1 December 2008 04:20 (seventeen years ago)

Target here isnt fancypants at all, all the clothes are cheapo made in china shit. Is it diff in US? (I know its not the same company rly)

Trayce, Monday, 1 December 2008 04:24 (seventeen years ago)

the target in hollywood is a piece of shit, almost as bad as k-mart

velko, Monday, 1 December 2008 04:25 (seventeen years ago)

oh i'm not saying it's well (or fairly) manufactured stuff, i'm saying they seemed to have helped in the mainstreaming of the beardo look. simulacra vintage & skinny jeans etc.

No HOOS need a steen whoppin (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 1 December 2008 04:26 (seventeen years ago)

xpost

I don't think the point is that people shouldn't buy things, ever, but rather that the price of products should reflect their true cost. If the price reflected the true cost of bringing that product to the consumer, then consumers would be more likely to honestly evaluate if they needed the product. And if they did purchase the product, they would be less likely to trash it.

Walmart's low prices are only possible through the exploitation of various groups of people along the resource extraction, manufacturing, and sales journey.

Or something like that.

Super Cub, Monday, 1 December 2008 04:29 (seventeen years ago)

The Targets here all have tshirts with fake punk stuff on them with sparkly bits for the tweenies. I actually saw an off the rack sparkly "punk" shirt with Siouxsies head on it. I should have taken a photo, Alex in NYC would have had apoplexy.

Trayce, Monday, 1 December 2008 04:30 (seventeen years ago)

Agreed, SC. If you think about it too, the people buying cheap shit are only entrenching their own lack of jobs, because to get things that cheap, you gotta offshore all the labor and manufacturing costs. So no jobs in the US, so the ppl remain poor, and so on the cycle goes, turtles all the way down.

Trayce, Monday, 1 December 2008 04:31 (seventeen years ago)

you guessed it...

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/03/31/stuff-white-people-like-bought-by-target/

Blog founders Christian Lander and Myles Valentin will be retained as consultants.

“I’m really happy to be working with Target,” says Lander. “I think this is a great partnership and a true step forward in the future of advertising.”

“White people love Target!” joked Valentin. “But in all seriousness, we could not have selected a better corporate partner. I think Target’s new organic line will really change the way that people eat and shop.”

Regular readers of the site will be offered free shipping on their next order at Target.com with the code “STUFFWHITEPEOPLELIKE.”

vermonter, Monday, 1 December 2008 04:32 (seventeen years ago)

also let's not kid ourselves that there's much more than cosmetic differences betw Wal-Mart and Target

vermonter, Monday, 1 December 2008 04:33 (seventeen years ago)

kind of like bud light and pabst blue ribbon

TOMBOT, Monday, 1 December 2008 04:35 (seventeen years ago)

target is for hip poor people while walmart is for regular poor people.

Super Cub, Monday, 1 December 2008 04:38 (seventeen years ago)

indeed.

vermonter, Monday, 1 December 2008 04:41 (seventeen years ago)

That hipster bingo card is partly inaccurate for real hipsters, but it nails Target clothes dead-on. Converse + shirts of guitars, skulls, boomboxes, or 60s-80s music icons + sweaters + military hats + tight jeans.

skygreenleopard, Monday, 1 December 2008 06:21 (seventeen years ago)

that pic of mick jagger's from like '63

Shacknasty (Frogman Henry), Monday, 1 December 2008 07:57 (seventeen years ago)

also let's not kid ourselves that there's much more than cosmetic differences betw Wal-Mart and Target

I want to dispute this! I think there's a lot of difference, tho I don't know much about Target's business models specifically. I think Target makes more $$ off having deals with housewares & clothing designers who make exclusive lines of stuff -- the prices are low-ish but not the lowest possible cost for that item; it seems reasonable that customers are willing to pay a bit more for melamine dishes styled by Cynthia Rowley or a cotton jacket by Isaac Mizrahi, rather than Target squeezing the life out of those designer's manufacturing procedures to undercut the other guy by $.25. That approach is v different from Wal-Mart's.

Also I think that while you can get "family-sized" versions of things at Target, it's still kind of a medium version of "family" -- whereas at Wal-Mart you can, rather famously, find containers of food that are bigger than a normal family could possibly consume before they spoiled.

One Community Service Mummy, hold the Straightedge Merman (Laurel), Monday, 1 December 2008 15:17 (seventeen years ago)

there is no target in williamsburg

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 1 December 2008 18:03 (seventeen years ago)

also, laurel otm, vis-a-vis more than cosmetic differences within the contents of the stores. plus, wal-mart owners much more famous for having batshit fundie beliefs which spill over into what is sold in the stores, how employees are handled, etc. i don't shop at target very often but i won't shop in a wal-mart. no judgment against those who do, the price is a pretty compelling argument obviously.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 1 December 2008 18:06 (seventeen years ago)

at Wal-Mart you can, rather famously, find containers of food that are bigger than a normal family could possibly consume before they spoiled.

Am thinking specifically of a jar of pickles that I saw on a tv special abt Wal-Mart (I think?). WM went to the pickle manufacturer and said, "Make us a jar bigger than your biggest existing jar, make it enormous and we will sell it." And the pickle company was like wtf? No one is ever going to actually USE all these pickles! But they had to do it to keep WM as a customer.

OH HAI there's a whole thing about it online, apparently.

One Community Service Mummy, hold the Straightedge Merman (Laurel), Monday, 1 December 2008 18:09 (seventeen years ago)

"Vlasic Pickles was roped into a contract with Wal-Mart, in which Wal-Mart sold a 3 gallon jar of whole pickles for $2.97. Wal-Mart sold 240,000 gallons of pickles per week. But the price of the 3 gallon jar was so low, that it vastly undercut Vlasic's sales of 8 ounce and 16 ounce jars of cut pickles; further, Vlasic only made a few pennies per 3 gallon jar. With its profits tumbling, Vlasic asked Wal-Mart for the right to raise the price per 3 gallon jar to $3.49, and according to a Vlasic executive, Wal-Mart threatened that if Vlasic tried to back out of this feature of the contract, Wal-Mart would cease carrying any Vlasic product. Eventually, a Wal-Mart executive said, "Well, we've done to pickles what we did to orange juice. We've killed it"—meaning it had wiped out competitor products. Finally, it allowed Vlasic to raise prices; but in January 2001, Vlasic filed for bankruptcy."

One Community Service Mummy, hold the Straightedge Merman (Laurel), Monday, 1 December 2008 18:11 (seventeen years ago)

You guys should just be glad I bought anything. I'm still mostly rocking Minutemen T-shirts and shit I got freshman year of lollege

uәʇɹɐƃu!әʍ ˙ƃ ʎәu!Ⴁʍ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 1 December 2008 18:17 (seventeen years ago)

On the other hand, Wal-Mart deserves some of the credit for making bottles of laundry detergent smaller, reducing plastic and waste.

Also, they're making milk jugs that look like this:

http://www.sustainableisgood.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/06/30/square_milk.jpg

өөө (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 1 December 2008 18:18 (seventeen years ago)

Oh just wait until Walmart discovers vinyl.

Gino-Vanellyville (Mackro Mackro), Monday, 1 December 2008 18:20 (seventeen years ago)

pfft, wait until steve jobs discovers wal-mart

El Tomboto, Monday, 1 December 2008 18:22 (seventeen years ago)

Every Target sporting goods section I've ever seen is really just half an aisle between barbie dolls and yoga mats. You can buy boat anchors at Walmart.

Kerm, Monday, 1 December 2008 18:23 (seventeen years ago)

Anyone who thinks only hipsters shop at Target has never lived a day in a town with a Target

― velko, Sunday, November 30, 2008 9:59 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Yeah, the main demographic I associate with "Target shoppers" is middle-class Hispanic families.

jaymc, Monday, 1 December 2008 18:26 (seventeen years ago)

Oh just wait until Walmart discovers vinyl.

― Gino-Vanellyville (Mackro Mackro), Monday, December 1, 2008 10:20 AM (5 minutes ago)

pfft, wait until steve jobs discovers wal-mart

― El Tomboto, Monday, December 1, 2008 10:22 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

Transitively ---> iVINYL

Gino-Vanellyville (Mackro Mackro), Monday, 1 December 2008 18:27 (seventeen years ago)

Anyone who thinks only hipsters shop at Target has never lived a day in a town with a Target

― velko, Sunday, November 30, 2008 9:59 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Yeah, the main demographic I associate with "Target shoppers" is middle-class Hispanic families.

― jaymc, Monday, 1 December 2008 18:26 (3 hours ago)

Hahaha basically my family, which loves Target. I do admire their Method line of biodegradable shit, though. Besides the non-toxic soaps and stuff they actually use bamboo fibers in place of wood or synthetic fibers, which in my mind is a lot more helpful than just a little bit of soap.

skygreenleopard, Monday, 1 December 2008 22:47 (seventeen years ago)

THIS IS A GREAT IDEA WHAT COULD GO WRONG?

өөө (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 1 December 2008 22:54 (seventeen years ago)

I thought they already sold lotto tickets, honestly.

It is the only big-chain dept store that sells smokes.

Abbott of the Trapezoid Monks (Abbott), Monday, 1 December 2008 22:58 (seventeen years ago)

target doesn't own method

akm, Monday, 1 December 2008 23:18 (seventeen years ago)

the whole "target = hipster" thing is crazytalk

although I like the idea of ol' mall/retail standbys adapting to hipsters, like Foot Locker selling "ironic" sneakers or something.

Gino-Vanellyville (Mackro Mackro), Tuesday, 2 December 2008 00:03 (seventeen years ago)

But what are you gonna do, make all your own clothes? And what else are you supposed to do when the DVD player stops working?

I try and buy vintage or from op-shops so at least the money's going to charity and the clothes are usually better made anyway. I cant sew so thats my only recourse rly.

I buy better-made electronics, and whatever happened to getting things fixed when they break???

― Trayce, Sunday, November 30, 2008 11:18 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest

True, true. I havent bought first-hand clothes in nearly a decade, if you don't count socks and underwear you can get from dollar stores. I especially cringe when I see people paying top dollar for stuff made to look like it's 2nd hand when they could've gone the authentic route and just went to a thrift shop and saved a crapton of money. But I've never heard of a DVD player-repair shop, and I can't imagine getting one fixed would be cheaper than buying a new one these days...

I agree with you 100% on there being better ways to use your money than buying new stuff all the time at Walmart, but I think if people are going to gripe about Walmart they shouldn't stop there, they should think about the issues behind capitalism at large. This is what I mean about Walmart being the Jesus of capitalism. Every time some child labor/sweatshop/biohazard/consumer products issue comes up it seems like people crucify Walmart and then continue to shop at, say, Target, thinking "Oh they're OK, at least it isn't Walmart". Once Walmart dies for capitalism's sins these problems become less of a concern.

But that could just by my misreading..

Adam Bruneau, Tuesday, 2 December 2008 00:07 (seventeen years ago)

Why would StuffWhitePeopleLike (started by a dude in Toronto, right?) partner with an American firm we white Canadians can't even shop from? Balls.

skeletal lexing (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 2 December 2008 00:09 (seventeen years ago)

Every time some child labor/sweatshop/biohazard/consumer products issue comes up it seems like people crucify Walmart and then continue to shop at, say, Target, thinking "Oh they're OK, at least it isn't Walmart".

i don't see this at all -- if anything, the stores themselves are rarely crucified and the person/supplier/brand associated the closest with the issue is vilified instead. people seem to be unwilling to acknowledge that there will just be another cheap-ass celeb or whatever endorsed line that is made the exact same way because of the behemoth stores and their cheap cheap cheap agenda. it's disingenuous either way its done but i think your way is less common...?

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 2 December 2008 00:14 (seventeen years ago)

people who're trying to say "wal-mart, target, what's the difference" should really read the story linked by Laurel - or the New Yorker story from a year or two ago - to think more about the nature of wal-mart's business practices and their effects on 1) american businesses, and by extension the economy and 2) the quality of merchandise generally available to the consumer. Target sells crap like anybody else. But to the best of my knowledge they haven't driven anybody out of business by demanding that they reduce their profits to points so low that they can no longer afford to do business in the US. Wal-Mart's whole business model contributes to a lesser standard of quality for American-made goods and to a lesser quantity of American-made goods, i.e., fewer American jobs. Unless the jobs created by new Wal-Marts can be said to offset the losses of American factories, which I don't think they do. One big reason that Levi's suck now, when they didn't used to, is that Wal-Mart got Levi's to think like Wal-Mart. That counts as a loss to me. Levi's were pretty cool once.

J0hn D., Tuesday, 2 December 2008 02:55 (seventeen years ago)

tl;dr "Wal-Mart is just a serious bummer"

J0hn D., Tuesday, 2 December 2008 02:56 (seventeen years ago)

to be fair wal mart is pretty bad-ass

:) Mrs Edward Cullen XD (max), Tuesday, 2 December 2008 03:01 (seventeen years ago)

well yeah but so is napalm

J0hn D., Tuesday, 2 December 2008 03:10 (seventeen years ago)

totally

:) Mrs Edward Cullen XD (max), Tuesday, 2 December 2008 03:19 (seventeen years ago)

although I like the idea of ol' mall/retail standbys adapting to hipsters, like Foot Locker selling "ironic" sneakers or something.

― Gino-Vanellyville (Mackro Mackro), Tuesday, December 2, 2008 12:03 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

yeah this is basically what i'm talking about: i think it's happening.

BIG WORLD HOOS. WEBSTEEN. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 2 December 2008 03:22 (seventeen years ago)

The variety of products of all levels of quality generally available to the consumer has never been greater. Just because Walmart has made a ton of stuff cheaper than ever doesn't mean you have to shop there. For every product they carry, there's something better at another store in all but the smallest towns.

Kerm, Tuesday, 2 December 2008 03:29 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

http://i39.tinypic.com/21eqcud.jpg

turkeylurkeyknull, Saturday, 27 March 2010 09:38 (fifteen years ago)

five years pass...

http://i.imgur.com/PZLJbRJ.png

pplains, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 23:49 (ten years ago)

Life Is Crap

how's life, Thursday, 4 June 2015 12:56 (ten years ago)


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