I am not Jon Williams

i am not jon williams either

I am not Jon Williams
Though I have the same initials

(Wait, no I don't.)

I am Jon Williams.

No you're not!

I am definitely Jon Williams.

wow it's been a long time since we had a Jon Williams thread!

His name is not Merv Griffin.

His real name is George.

someone should start a thread like this for every single regular ILE poster

Have you heard the voice of Jon Williams? I wonder if he speaks like an ordinary guy?

I have most certainly heard the voice of Jon Williams.

He touched my butt!

I know him and he does.

I don't think I'm Jon Williams, but I've been wrong before.

is Tiger Woods Jon Williams?

I could make a really bad joke here....

I am Sancho

Supposedly, Jon was born in a mental institution and he sleeps only one hour a night. He also has Sephiroth hair. He's a great man.

http://www.soundgenerator.com/pix/articles/2003/10/talking_heads_140.jpg
This is not his beautiful wife.

Does he have an action figure yet? There should be a noise dudes playset, I don't know what their Castle Grayskull would be though.

jon williams is a state of mind. we are all jon williams.

CASTLE HI DERE!

Talks with Mattel fell through, so I think they're looking to Hasbro now.

JOn WIlliams is people.

According to a google image search, this... is Jon Willams:

ihttp://www.volcanoesbaseball.com/game_reports/2002/Photo's%20&%20Bio's/Jon%20Williams.jpg

That is not the Jon Williams we know and love.

That is a poser Jon Williams.

We are all made of Jon Williams.

that dude's got a face like a frying pan (xpost)

we are all made of Jon Williams

omg x-post!

He also looks like he has about two brain cells too-ing and fro-ing about in there.

Every time you say that a noise dude dies!

Jon Williams sees dead people.

Say "Jon Williams" three times and he'll appear

cool! xxpost

Every time a bell rings a noise dude gets his animated GIFs.

(kiddin' re:cool)

MORE COWBELL

true fact: "jon williams" is an anagram of "teh mighty holger!!!1!"

BRAUCHT MEHR KUHGLOCKE!

"I'm Jon Williams!"

"No, I'm Jon Williams!"

"I'm Jon Williams!"

"HI DERE"

better anagram:
ILL JAMS I OWN

Jon Williams is my best friend, and we hang out all the time when we're in the same state. I've known him since I was thirteen (as the picture on that other thread proved.)

He is a good man, but this thread is still kind of useless.

yep

wicked useless

first there is jon williams. then there is no jon williams. then there is.

It's not about the soul-sucking election, nor is it irritating flame baiting. This and the thread with pictures of cats were my favorites today.

I'm a fan. Seriously.
xpost

I really fucking hate Jews and gays and Asians and women.

BRILLIANT.

Okay, now this thread sucks.

Could you fuck off and die, Randy?

channeling markelby are we, dan?

life is too shitty right now to get upset over fucking stupid message board bullshit.

Yes, I am.

life is too shitty to NOT take it out on the IDIOTS currently dragging this place into the depths of FIERY HELL

well I'm off.

THIS PLACE = TOTALLY UNIMPORTANT

how dare you

YEAH THIS PLACE HAS ALWAYS BEEN SUCKY YOU SILLY BILLIES!!!! I BRIEFLY MADE IT BETTER BACK IN '03 BUT THEN I HAD A MISSION!!!! IM SORRY. BUT YOUR BORED IS WACK. GET OVER IT!!

OH YEAH ALSO I WONT MAKE A THREAD ON IT COS YOU EILL GET ANGRY WITH ME AND I WILL ONLY SAY IT HERE AND HERE ONCE ONCE ONLY TO:

STOP JACKING MY SHIT IAN WILLAMS AND NOISE BORED

do you think one day we'll look back on all this and laugh?

I'm laughing now! So yes.

dan perry has the right attitude.

I don't really have a purpose here anymore.

ILE wastes time, ILM can be occasionally interesting, and at least the noize board is funny. I can't decide if I hate you all (let's say approximately 87% of you, for the sake of fairness) or if I just think you're characters (that is: NOT REAL.)

ILE is funnier than the noise board (possibly a 'volume' thing tho, because it sucks balls more than the noise board right now too - not that i'm helping)

I like ILE at the weekend still, weekdays it's so big and meta and it just seems to be arguing or hugging or advising. Not so much of the affable inbetweeness. I think most of you are alright!

The Noise Board is hilarious if you get the joke. If not, there is little ILE style yuckery there. Well, except for that week where "Dan Perry" showed up.

The Noise Board has a joke? (I prefer to simply see it as id unleashed.)

Kisses to you too, sunshine.

I get the joke of the noise board, I just don't think some of the things you guys joke about are funny, like say the issues that directly impact my life.

In summation, fuck you, Dean. You're useless. (J/K)

ILE has sucked shit to-day like it hasn't since perhaps last xmas/new year time. I haven't looked at teh nioze boerd to-day. I'm going home, & I'll "see" you all laterz. x0x0x0x

Oh Dan, so many quips, so little time.

Yes, I'm worthless because you say so!

why do you say sad things all time? ;(

Do you ever get bored with that?

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I don't get bored and it wasn't meant to be a cheap jab, but an honest question.

"that" statement?

This had been a great thread.

raise your standards

oh snaps

What was everyone so upset about? I didn't think this thread was mean spirited or meant to be picking on Jon in any way.

I'm not Jon Williams but some of my best friends are.

I am not Jon Lovitz.

so cute:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v208/jcoombs/april2600-outside.jpg

I am Jon Williams

Does Jon Williams have an antenna coming out of his head in that picture?

yeah, it was a good time to be alive.

Is jon remotely controlling the ball lightning by your ear?

I'm not sure where the ball lightning came from, actually. I'm just glad it didn't materialize on my tender little face.

xpost: laura i love you.

huge balls slapping your tender face

they're called 'orbs'

JOHN WILLIAMS HAS HEROIN SHEEK
I HAVE ISAAC BROCK HUSKINESS

people dedicate entire websites to them claiming that they're supernatural manifestations or something. its poppycock of course. they're just light refelctiong off crap in the camera.

(really i just want an excuse to use the word 'poppycock'.)

x-post

JON WILLIAMS IS A HEROIN SHEIK

Jon Williams and Ian Johnson are among my very bestest friends in the whole wide universe (/twee) and if anybody has any personal problem with them I hope they fucking choke on bile and die. Laura and Andrew L.R. too.

To the knee-jerk shit-heads who see a thread with Jon / Ian / my name on it and disregard it as foolish or less valid than any other thread on this board, I say in caps and massive font-size: EAT A CUMCAKE, NEGATIVE BITCHHEAD BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT HALF AS FUCKING SERIOUS AS YOU PRESUME YOURSELF TO BE.

I'm sick of the meanspiritedness around here during the past week. We lost the election: GET THE CRAP OVER IT. Dissapointment (and severe disappointment at that) is understandable, but save it for its rightful target and leave other posters alone. It's the adult thing to do. This goes for other threads too -- I've been holding my breath, avoiding a lot of the more political threads I'd like to post to because I fear that admitting frustration and anger but not OH MY FUCKING GOD THE WORLD WILL END BECAUSE A RELIGIOUS ZEALOT FUCKNUT IS IN THE WHITEHOUSE FOR FOUR MORE YEARS WITH A LOADED LEGISLATURE EVERYBODY INTO PANIC MODE GAYS ARE BEING SENT TO INTERNMENT CAMPS AND FOETUSUS TO IRAQ TO TRAIN FOR INVADING NORTH KOREA FOR THE KYOTO TREATY AND OBAMA KEYES BLAH BLAH I READ THE NEW YORK TIMES AND NOTHING ELSE SO I CONSIDER MYSELF INCREDIBLY INFORMED BULLSHIT will result in an argument.

Grow up, people.

I love you Jer *hug*.

i like jon williams

// whew // I'm breathless.

After that rant I'm not suprised! ;) But yeah well said.

IOW I totally have no probs with ze noiz dudes either. Everyones so crankypantzor lately! :(

Yeah, now I'm worried that Jeremy thinks I was making fun of Jon and Ian upthread (well, in a bad way). I like you all very much, and it probably isn't worth worrying about those who don't.

Kevin, you're definately all right in my book.

No, Jer, you're breathtaking. many xposts. also, jeremy, when are you gonna be in RI this winter? if you/laura/me/jon/etc. are around at the same time i want to have a birthday party.

TM: someone once sent me an angry e-mail about that picture! so heads up!

haha
I've posted way worse stuff on the internets before.
I have no fear!

I just love that picture a lot.

Why would they be angry? Wouldn't they have wanted Jon to blast the planes?

ps, I'm wayne.

I don't know why they were angry. Apparently it's 'distasteful.' (Hi wayne.)

wayne, have we me?

you might have yourself, but I certainly haven't.

my keyboard is missing a few significa le&nbs; ers.

my keyboard is missing a few significa le  ers.

(woulda been funnier if it worked without the typo)

It would have been funnier to type it properly, for the paradox. (pleased to meet you, Wayne).

Wayne you're not australian by any chance are ye?

i don't find that picture distasteful.

australian?

no, why?

Trig: oh thats ok, its just I know a perth noise dude called wayne and ... just seemed like one of those odd logic leaps.

I do find that picture distasteful.

xxxxxxxpost
I'm pretty sure we haven't met, though.
I haven't been to RI in a while.

xxxxxxpost
(and likewise, sir)

ah, quite understandable.

also, think that wayne will trade with me for a while?
like four years?

Hey, I'd welcome any of youse noize dudes to live in Melbourne anyway. We can go to teh park and smoke bawngs for 4 years til the fuckheads are gone.

there are plenty of genuine melbourne noize dudes. not pussy ass ones like me

Yay! I'd come to Melbourne in a heartbeat if I weren't so bloody poor. Granted, I'm not really a noize dude. But the fact remains.

how is noize dude defined anyways?

they like wolf eyes

well, I am one then.

I dont even know who Wolf Eyes are. But who cares! Jer can come and live on my couch =) Hurray!

remind me to bring my wolf eyes cd next time i visit trayce. you're in for an experience you'll never forget.

roxtar. australia is my #3 trip right now;

1) Colombia (March)
2) Alaska (June)
3) Australia (whenever I can afford it)

Jim is it anything like that shitty Fruity Loops white noise stuff all my perth mates make?

nnnnnno.

Oh ok... why am I scared then ;P

with good reason!

It's perfect for driving home in the car late at night!

So we're not talking Whitehouse or anything are we?

different entirely!

I don't think I have any interest in hearing any "noize band" ever but I think I'm still a noize chiXoR. Or something.

they're as much like whitehouse as they're not like whitehouse.

I dont think I know what defines a noize band or concept now, after all. *cries*

I don't understand Remy's rant, or what it has to do with this thread. Actually, I thought I liked Remy, and now I am not sure, because I might be "teh enemy."

Oh ok I'm going to come back onto this thread and make one more post just to make sure... (multiple xpost of course)

1. I like JW's posts, not that he needs anyone to defend his presence on this board or irl. I wasn't taking the piss, just borrowing the name.
2. This thread wasn't about JW to me, it could have been about any ilx meme. This could have been the hat-washing, Gear's roommate, poxy fule, i-don't-know-who-you-are thread. It wasn't malicious, nobody got hurt and it was just being childish. Why the fuck not.
3. However many times I read this thread over, I can't be entirely sure I understand exactly what was objected to by whom.
4. Anyway, I've missed the point like everyone else.

thepandamystery: Wayne coppock is a pseudonym for jon williams.