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Michael Savage is an idiot.

He gives conservatism a bad name.

What a lunatic. And worse, an unintelligent lunatic (as opposed to uber-cuddly Ann Coulter, who, as you may know, i find irresistable, for at least being an intellectual fer chrissakes)

All the stupid misconceptions liberals have about politically conservative people are wrapped up in this dickhead. Consider the ridiculous name-calling of calling Al Gore Al "Goreleone."

A bad pun, yes, but, worse, wholly and clearly inaccurate.

Maybe it's fun to make bad puns on the names of folks we don't like, but really - if the implication is that Al Gore is somehow 'mobbed up,' I'm rolling with laughter. Union issues aside, can you THINK of a person less likely to be involved in organized crime than Al fucking Gore?

He has a chapter titled "Diversity is Perversity." He takes three pages describing a recipe for meatballs, somehow making a connection between said recipe and his stupid views ("actual quote: "meatballs can tell us a lot about a society"). Mrs. PETA-Brain, The 'Dishonorable' Judge L.A Harris, Dan "Blabber," and the 'Old York Times' all make appearnaces as well - and this, all in the first 25 pages.

The whole book is like this. And this pundit's entire argument is based on the tiresome "Yo I'm from da Bronx, I know what it's like to be poor, bro" nonsense.

"Old York Times." Has it really come to this??

This man DOES NOT speak for me.

Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Saturday, 6 November 2004 22:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Michael Savage is an idiot.

I quite agree.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 6 November 2004 22:29 (twenty-one years ago)

i was w/ you until i got to the part where you called ann coulter an "intellectual."

Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 6 November 2004 22:33 (twenty-one years ago)

How great would it be if he was Dan Savage's brother?

Jordan (Jordan), Saturday, 6 November 2004 22:33 (twenty-one years ago)

i also agree that the guy is a complete fuckwit.

the AmeriRight channel is one notch away from the AmeriLeft channel on my XM Radio, and that fucker holds court for several hours a day. From supporting the idea that we should reinstall Saddam since he can "control" those people to thinking that american politics should be "shouting", he's never lacking a no-doubt well-thought-out & nuanced stance on any topic.

Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Saturday, 6 November 2004 22:35 (twenty-one years ago)

having spent time in law schools and the legal profession, i can tell you w/ 100% certainty that NO-ONE in either situation thinks that ann coulter is an "intellectual." not even the conservative federalist society types, who think that she's either an embarrassment or (at best) amusing but still embarrassing. antonin scalia or even clarence thomas, she's not.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 6 November 2004 22:36 (twenty-one years ago)

as opposed to uber-cuddly Ann Coulter, who, as you may know, i find irresistable, for at least being an intellectual fer chrissakes

uhhhh since when did intellectual stand for "blonde in short skirt"?

miccio, Saturday, 6 November 2004 22:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, let's not start, now. I do like Coulter. I guess that makes me an exception to "no one" - me and the other folks who've made her books bestsellers.

Whatever. This thread was about us holding hands and coming to SOME kind of common ground.

But, if we must - Coulter's writing does not make me want to grab a red pen and edit, spell-check, etc. I can't say that for Michael Savage - or Al Franken, for that matter.

(It WOULD be funny if he was Dan Savage's brother. I'm a big Savage Love fan, myself, and would love to see those two debate. Both can be quite belligerant if they want to. My money's on Dan.)

Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Saturday, 6 November 2004 22:41 (twenty-one years ago)

so, yer REAL objection to michael savage is that he's a sloppy writer ... not that he's a sloppy thinker? implying that you'd like him better if he had a better editor?!?

Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 6 November 2004 22:46 (twenty-one years ago)

no - but a better editor would help.

I pretty much hate everything about him. His 'Noo Yawk" tough guy shit - his telling that gay dude to 'get AIDS and die" - even the shit he says I agree with, I hate his approach. Yes, he's a sloppy thinker. One of the sloppiest I've ever read, actually.

I think I'd like to fight him.

Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Saturday, 6 November 2004 22:50 (twenty-one years ago)

every ann coulter article i've read could be described as "sloppy" if not "written by a drunken retard." she's not an intellectual by any standard.

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Saturday, 6 November 2004 22:51 (twenty-one years ago)

i don't find ann coulter to be attractive, either. she looks like a coke-and-meth ho.

michelle malkin is kinda cute, but has the personality of an amputated squid.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 6 November 2004 22:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd love to hear the oh-so-fulfilling CRRAACCCK of Ann Coulter's poultryesque neck being snapped.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 6 November 2004 22:59 (twenty-one years ago)

here we go again.

Since the election, ILX liberals have become violent, rape-happy terrorists. Tough talk!

Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Saturday, 6 November 2004 23:03 (twenty-one years ago)

In an effort to defuse things, an interesting e-mail that Sullivan received and put on his blog:

As the election approached, I became deeply critical of you due to your decision to vote for Kerry. My vote for Bush wasn't motivated by homophobia or any other "values issue." (Is homophobia a family value?) Like many people in Connecticut, I supported Bush because I thought, after 9/11, that he would be preferable to Kerry as a wartime leader. I understand why people think I'm wrong about that. It's no accident, however, that Bush lost to Kerry in New Jersey and Connecticut by a lot less than he lost to Gore in those same states in 2000. It sure wasn't because Rove turned out the homophobic vote up here.
But seeing things a little more clearly and calmly now, I have to say that I am embarrassed by what happened to gays this year. They were crassly exploited by the political party I supported, and the other party didn't do enough to protect them. Not enough people stood up to say "this is wrong." I sure as hell didn't. I just wanted my guy to win. I'm sorry that happened.
I realize that this apology is probably worth a bucket of warm spit to you. But you should know that I've talked to several other people who voted for Bush, but now have the same sense of buyer's guilt I do. I think that means that next time they start trying to take people's rights away, maybe more of us will stand up and say "this is wrong." I solemnly promise that I will.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 6 November 2004 23:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Since the election, ILX liberals have become violent, rape-happy terrorists. Tough talk!

Excuse me, Roger, but ask anyone....I was just as violent prior to the election. And I'd sooner "rape" a hippopatomus than so much as touch Ann Coulter with a ten foot barge pole.

Shouldn't you be off reading a Bible, buying a gun and persecuting a homosexual?

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 6 November 2004 23:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I agree with Sullivan's claim that "the other party didn't do enough to protect them" - check the archives. I was saying this weeks ago. Against ANY other man, in ANY other election, Tim Robbins would be marching AGAINST John Kerry "The Madman," who's policies were (I love how 'were' sounds) clearly discriminatory all along.

xpost Even when my intent is to AGREE, many of you bait me with childish nonsense. What are you all so afraid of? I mean, you ALREADY lost the election - now's NOT the time to get nasty and tough. It's WAY too late for that! Now's the time to lift me up and give me a big hug - right?

Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Saturday, 6 November 2004 23:08 (twenty-one years ago)

he's an ugly cunt.

RJG (RJG), Saturday, 6 November 2004 23:08 (twenty-one years ago)

crosspost

RJG (RJG), Saturday, 6 November 2004 23:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I agree with Sullivan's claim that "the other party didn't do enough to protect them"

That's not Sullivan's, that's the person who wrote him.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 6 November 2004 23:08 (twenty-one years ago)

persecuting homos ain't my thing, buddy. Neither is reading the bible. But apparently you know me better than I know myself, so maybe you're right. Maybe I DON'T have a gay best friend, a gay brother in law, and a gay aunt. Maybe I DON'T totally worship David Sedaris and Stephin Merritt.

Maybe I'm NOT making fun of those Chick Tracts I get every day at the prison I work in. Maybe I'm AGREEING with my born-again boss when he talks about how I'm going to hell. "Yes, yes, Floyd," I say, "I'm going straight to hell despite my good deeds and belief in something resembling 'God.'" Golly, how could I have been so blind to my own actions and beliefs? Thanks, Alex. I'll start changiiiiiiiiiing....NOW!

Now, buying a gun - THAT sounds like a good idea! That'd make four.

Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Saturday, 6 November 2004 23:13 (twenty-one years ago)

can i activate godwin's law now?

Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 6 November 2004 23:18 (twenty-one years ago)

roger and don weiner have been the goofus and gallant of libertarian trolls since the election

Shmool McShmool (shmuel), Saturday, 6 November 2004 23:22 (twenty-one years ago)

trolls in the sense that their posts tend to make threads explode

Shmool McShmool (shmuel), Saturday, 6 November 2004 23:23 (twenty-one years ago)

wait... stephin merritt is gay?

duke anon, Saturday, 6 November 2004 23:23 (twenty-one years ago)

My point, Roger, is that you represented me as encompassing the entirety of ILX liberalism, when clearly I don't. Reatliating in kind, I assigned the stereotypical traits of conservatives, to which you took equal exception.

And remember, we're talking about Ann Coulter here....hardly one to steer clear of violent talk herself.

Sedaris voted for Kerry too, I'd wager.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 6 November 2004 23:26 (twenty-one years ago)

but who did merritt vote for?

Shmool McShmool (shmuel), Saturday, 6 November 2004 23:26 (twenty-one years ago)

From now on I'm going to ignore Roger's hypocritical, defensive, baiting jackassery. Until you hear otherwise I think he's a sad, pathetic dipshit who gets off on the sound of his own voice and is pathologically incapable of having a reasonable discussion with another ILXor. He will undoubtedly laud himself for being a free thinker while making unwarranted assumptions about another poster's political values. He will cry about being persecuted and baited while constantly attempting to provoke people in a similar fashion. One could easily point out the numerous times in a single post that he makes erroneous, inflammatory or contradictory statemens, but he ignores logical posts and only responds to the more hysterical reactions (lest he risks engaging in an argument he can't win). His methodical manner of choosing posts to acknowledge is as such that I think its highly possible he's simply attempting to fuck with people, not trying espouse a particular philosophy or engage in an actual exchange of ideas. While I don't condone the hyperbolic bile on either side of the fence, I think that Roger is basically a more verbose Calum with slightly better taste in music. Whether he's a troll or genuinely clueless, it's tiring and pointless to engage him in a political debate. It's clear he gets off on this, and I for one will no longer offer him further masturbation fodder. If I find myself needing to react to his dickery on a thread, I'll just cut and paste my favorite moments of his self-fellatio and let them speak for themselves.

miccio, Saturday, 6 November 2004 23:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Regarding all those posts about how funny it'd be if Dan Savage were Michael Savage's brother:

Michael Savage's real last name is "Weiner." I am totally not joking, but I AM laughing like a little girl right now.

And yes, for the record, he is totally fucking insane. The guy thinks liberalism is a "mental disorder," but politics aside, even, the guy is clearly batshit. I can't believe he has his own show. Wish I had a retarded monkey I could teach to talk; I could make a mint on the talk-show circuit.

Satan's Scallion, Saturday, 6 November 2004 23:27 (twenty-one years ago)

i was at a show where stephin merritt dissed hilary and oliver stone. maybe him and roger are soulmates.

Shmool McShmool (shmuel), Saturday, 6 November 2004 23:28 (twenty-one years ago)

If Dan Savage were Michael Savage's brother, imagine the heart-warming Thanksgiving comedy film that would result!

Heh heh, weiner. I remember hearing that before.

Layna Andersen (Layna Andersen), Saturday, 6 November 2004 23:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I was wondering why Howard Stern called him "Michael The Savage Weiner" - that's hysterical.

I'll get to anthony's post in a sec...

Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Saturday, 6 November 2004 23:35 (twenty-one years ago)

First of all, I'm already debunking your 'he only repsonds to the more hysterical' ILXors, unless, of course, you put yourself in that category. Do you?

I don't assume anything about anyone's political values, as you claim. I simply respond. Alex talks about wanting to hear a neck break, Le something or other was talking about bombing all the American cities that voted Bush, scores of ILXors spoke openly about leaving the country after Kerry's loss, and someone actually started a thread the other day about wanting to 'rape' 'homophobes.' Are these the hysterical ILXors you refer to? Should I just not respond from now on? Should I not call bullshit when I see it? Are you just against discourse in general?

"He will cry..."

To my knowledge, I've never cried about anything spoken to or about me on this, or any other messageboard.

"...about being persecuted and baited while constantly attempting to provoke people in a similar fashion."

See, this is simply not true, anthony. I started this thread because I was tired of feeling that, aside from music, I couldn't agree with anyone on ILX about anything. It's lonely at the top of reason. But then I thought, surely, EVERYONE can join me in hating such a dumbass as Michael Weiner. But no, immediately, necks are snapping and I'm self-fellating.

Even some of my ideological foes here can attest that I HAVE been attacked unfairly on more than one occasion, simply because I do not agree with the majority here. You'd defend yourself too, if you ever had the balls to venture out from within the confines of the similarly-minded sheeple.

First, this:

"While I don't condone the hyperbolic bile on either side of the fence"

Then, 16 words later, this:

"Whether he's a troll or genuinely clueless, it's tiring and pointless to engage him in a political debate. It's clear he gets off on this, and I for one will no longer offer him further masturbation fodder. If I find myself needing to react to his dickery on a thread, I'll just cut and paste my favorite moments of his self-fellatio and let them speak for themselves."

So, the big question is:

Why are you so obsessed with cocks, anthony?

Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Saturday, 6 November 2004 23:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Dan Savage's actual brother teaches lit at Northwestern.

nabiscothingy, Saturday, 6 November 2004 23:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Also, people suck.

nabiscothingy, Saturday, 6 November 2004 23:48 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread was about us holding hands and coming to SOME kind of common ground.

No, it was about congratulating yourself/baiting people by drawing attention to someone you purport to believe unworthy of it.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 6 November 2004 23:49 (twenty-one years ago)

he called you a sheeple!

Shmool McShmool (shmuel), Saturday, 6 November 2004 23:50 (twenty-one years ago)

To my knowledge, I've never cried about anything spoken to or about me on this, or any other messageboard.

It's lonely at the top of reason. But then I thought, surely, EVERYONE can join me in hating such a dumbass as Michael Weiner. But no, immediately, necks are snapping and I'm self-fellating.

Even some of my ideological foes here can attest that I HAVE been attacked unfairly on more than one occasion, simply because I do not agree with the majority here. You'd defend yourself too, if you ever had the balls to venture out from within the confines of the similarly-minded sheeple.

miccio, Saturday, 6 November 2004 23:51 (twenty-one years ago)

michael savage should be ground up in a meat-grinder so that his remains can be turned into oscar meyer wieners.

everyone happy now?

Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 6 November 2004 23:54 (twenty-one years ago)

http://slannder.homestead.com/

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Saturday, 6 November 2004 23:58 (twenty-one years ago)

anthony - how is that crying? I don't get it.

I'm saying, YES I've been attacked, but if it bothered me that much, i wouldn't stay here. Didn't ya hear? Boys don't cry.

gabbneb's post brillinatly illustrates the type of paranoia I'm talking about.

Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Sunday, 7 November 2004 00:04 (twenty-one years ago)

YES I've been attacked, but if it bothered me that much, i wouldn't stay here. Didn't ya hear? Boys don't cry.

echo, Sunday, 7 November 2004 00:06 (twenty-one years ago)

OK, but this is only fun if by italicizing my posts, you, you know, CONVEY something.

Tragic and sad, but not shocking.

Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Sunday, 7 November 2004 00:08 (twenty-one years ago)

roger = the best possible case for mandatory vasectomies that i've never argued!

Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 7 November 2004 00:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, Lordy, neighbor, Jess!ca and I are going to have a goddam baseball team, just you wait. Sorry.

Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Sunday, 7 November 2004 00:10 (twenty-one years ago)

this is only fun if by italicizing my posts, you, you know, CONVEY something [grammatical typo removed] tragic and sad, but not shocking.

echo, Sunday, 7 November 2004 00:11 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost But I appreciate you adding to the post-election "brand new kind of ILX liberal" pile by inferring sterilization for those who don't agree with you. You're about one eugenics argument from rewriting The Hunter Diaries, partner.

Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Sunday, 7 November 2004 00:11 (twenty-one years ago)

"three generations of imbeciles are enough." oliver wendell holmes.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 7 November 2004 00:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, Lordy, neighbor, Jess!ca and I...

-- Roger

http://www.disneyanaexchange.com/Photobin/WZZ-Roger.jpg

???, Sunday, 7 November 2004 00:24 (twenty-one years ago)

pretty much otm

Except I have horns.

Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Sunday, 7 November 2004 00:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Can't we all just learn to agree?
1) Voter fraud in Florida in 2000. Presidential appointment by Supreme Court stops voting. One of the most shameful presidential elections ever, trumped by this past one.
2) Ken Lay and Enron, huge Bush supporters, defraud California, screw thousands out of jobs and pensions.
3) Administration ignores terrorist threat, including 8/6/01 memo predicting a 9/11/01 type attack.
4) Bush, Cheney, and Powell either lied to us about weapons of mass destruction or are incompetent enough to have taken us to war over faulty intelligence.
5) The $5.5 billion surplus has been squandered into a $5.5 billion deficit. Our country is on the brink of bankruptcy.
6) Cheney the ex-CEO of Halliburton, under investigation.
7) Kerry made Bush look stupid in the debates.
8) Even if this election wasn't fixed the gay baiting disqualifies these idiots from office.
9) All of the above are scary.
10) It's scary that none of the above matter enough to the 30% of the adult population who supposedly voted for Bush.
11) We're basically fucked.
12) Jessica Rabbit is smoking hot.

toothy philanthropist, Sunday, 7 November 2004 00:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I agree with all but #7, and the last sentence of #1, in that I don't think this election was half as shameful as the last one.

But yeah.

Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Sunday, 7 November 2004 01:00 (twenty-one years ago)

You dissagree with this?

7) Kerry made Bush look stupid in the debates.

Do your eyes and ears work?

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 7 November 2004 01:40 (twenty-one years ago)

it could be argued bush made himself look stupid and in fact, Kerry let a lot of stuff slide that he shouldn't have.

miccio (miccio), Sunday, 7 November 2004 01:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I've never worked out if Roger is a troll or not - certainly people do hold his views, and given the identity mystery that the internet entails, I'm willing to give him the benefit of the doubt. There are very few sentences of Roger's that I agree with, but I do believe he deserves some respect and understanding about them. I for one want to understand why people like ann coulter, and would appreciate it if he could explain.

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Sunday, 7 November 2004 02:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I disagree with my own no. 5. It's trillions not billions of $$$$$$$$$. I can't wait until the Euro's the international standard and we're the Weimar States of America. We'll see how effective the fraudisent's prayers are then.

toothy philanthropist, Sunday, 7 November 2004 02:18 (twenty-one years ago)

People love Ann Coulter because she appears to survive on a diet of only celery and cocaine. That in itself is amazing, nevermind how shitty her writing is.

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Sunday, 7 November 2004 02:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Roger Adultery is a good dude.

Ian John50n (orion), Sunday, 7 November 2004 02:35 (twenty-one years ago)

But this Roger Fidelity guy is a real ass.

Dan I. (Dan I.), Sunday, 7 November 2004 02:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, that's unfair--how many of you have actually met him? I may not agree with his opinions on everything political, but that doesn't change the fact that he's a good human being. It's also total bullshit how much of a hassle people give him here. I hate blind liberalism just as much as blind conservativism.

Ian John50n (orion), Sunday, 7 November 2004 02:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Ian is OTM. I would like to think that we can listen to each others opinions without hatred or insult, though I understand the election result makes this more difficult. But then, I'm the sort of 'naive' optimist the right likes to hate, so...

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Sunday, 7 November 2004 02:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I am listening to "Gimme All Your Lovin'"

Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 7 November 2004 02:44 (twenty-one years ago)

thanks, Ian - i love you too, buddy (ps how's ny?)

Kevin - I've met 7 ILXors and I THINK they'd vouch for my character. I wasn't wiping baby body parts off my lips when I met any of them. I'm no troll. Why is it so diffiuclt to believe that a person can hold views that are different from the indie rock staus quo? I don't see what's so amazing or scandalous about not being a hippie.

Seriously -w ahts' so surprising? That I listen to 'good' music and still somehow don't believe in income tax? I don't get it.

Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Sunday, 7 November 2004 02:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I've met 7 ILXors and I THINK they'd vouch for my character.

And that's 7 more than, you know, C***m. (Actually probably more like 8 or 14.)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 7 November 2004 02:48 (twenty-one years ago)


1) Voter fraud in Florida in 2000. Presidential appointment by Supreme Court stops voting. One of the most shameful presidential elections ever, trumped by this past one.

Yes to the first part. RE: the second part, the USSC stopped the FL recount, not voting, but I get and agree with your point. RE: part #3, 2000 was shameful for fraud and USSC's opinion, which I find more shameful than an apparent majority disagreeing with what I find to be the truth. I guess it's possible that fraud happened this time, but don't believe that the Democrats pursuing it is a worthwhile use of political energy.

2) Ken Lay and Enron, huge Bush supporters, defraud California, screw thousands out of jobs and pensions.

yes, but did this play much of a role in the election? attention spans are short, and mebbe the dems should have played this up more, but proving a connection wouldn't likely have been worth the effort.

3) Administration ignores terrorist threat, including 8/6/01 memo predicting a 9/11/01 type attack.

sadly, I think any administration would have more or less behaved in the same way.

4) Bush, Cheney, and Powell either lied to us about weapons of mass destruction or are incompetent enough to have taken us to war over faulty intelligence.

agreed. While they've each obviously got some blood on their hands, I'm really surprised that Powell hasn't expressed some embarrassment publicly. by resigning. I understand the military committment to serving one's commander, but WTF is his deal? his current position is civilian.

5) The $5.5 billion surplus has been squandered into a $5.5 billion deficit. Our country is on the brink of bankruptcy.

in general, I find BushCo's fiscal policy to be irresponsible, but this is also a very complicated issue that I doubt any of us are qualified to break down with absolute certaintly. the notion that a Dem administration would be running a balanced budget right now is dubious. I believe that the US, for now at least, is uniquely able to carry huge deficits that would kill any other country. With China on the rise, however, this may soon change...

6) Cheney the ex-CEO of Halliburton, under investigation.

Halliburton is under investigation, not Cheney. I have zero faith in Cheney, but I think that pursuing his connection to any fraudulent activity on Halliburton's part is a waste of energy. Regardless of his involvement, could he come across as any eviler????

7) Kerry made Bush look stupid in the debates.

The level of analysis on which Kerry embarrassed Bush is light years above the thought patterns of a majority of voters, and apparently had little staying power. People who appreciate "nuance" or "complexity" in approaching election issues, and would then proceed to apply such analysis to their voting decision, would likely agree with this point, but it seems that that's a painfully small percentage of the electorate.

8) Even if this election wasn't fixed the gay baiting disqualifies these idiots from office.

I find it reprehensible, but it was apparently effective. Off the top of my head, I'm can't say how Kerry should have handled this issue (this is a really, really big weakness for Dems, obv), but it clearly hurt, if not killed, him.

9) All of the above are scary.

Indeed

10) It's scary that none of the above matter enough to the 30% of the adult population who supposedly voted for Bush.

Not sure about the 30% figure, but yeah.

11) We're basically fucked.

I rilly, rilly, rilly, hope you're wrong. Am praying for a wicked backlash. I feel that an important issue is this: does Rove feel that, by getting Bush re-elected, his job is done? Or does he actually believe in the neo-con and "morals" crap to the extent that he's willing to put the administration's neck on the like by aggressively pursuing these agendas in a lame-duck administration? I'm guessing that he does whatever it takes to preserve the GOP's good name in a sufficient majority of voters' minds. Nothing more, nothing less.

12) Jessica Rabbit is smoking hot.

Her name sounds hott, but I have no idea who you're talking about.


I have become super-cynical about politics, especially on a presidential level. If I didn't dislike RoveBush so much, I probably couldnt' be bothered. Sadly, it appears that, if the Dems want to win in the future, they need to be more Machivellian (sp?) and adopt a more marketing-based and organizational approach from the start. ugggghhhh.

tobo (tobo), Sunday, 7 November 2004 02:48 (twenty-one years ago)

i think they are just havin a problem with an ostensibly likeable, reasonably intelligent and coherent person supporting bush.

(i'm guessing on the characteristics, but am giving you benefit of the doubt)

but you're not helpin by not really explaining why in very clear terms, whereas everyone else knows why they prefer kerry.

d.arraghmac, Sunday, 7 November 2004 02:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Roger, my point was that I don't believe you are a troll, and that it doesn't matter anyway. Anyone of us could be some bullshitting kid, but we can't act as if that is true - we have to assume we are all honest and genuine, and treat each other with the respect a person deserves. I won't agree with you though, but I doubt we will have any problems about that disagreement.

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Sunday, 7 November 2004 02:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Roger didn't support Bush.

Alba (Alba), Sunday, 7 November 2004 02:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought you were talking about Roger Rabbit for a second there.

Wooden (Wooden), Sunday, 7 November 2004 02:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Roger Rabbit was a big Bush supporter, earning him the "uncle Mickey" epithet from many of his fellow cartoons.

Dan I. (Dan I.), Sunday, 7 November 2004 03:01 (twenty-one years ago)

my reasons for questioning if roger was a troll were not based on his political opinions but his demeanor. i totally believe he's an equal jerk to Bush supporters, they're just not on ilx. the last thing that astounds me is his political perspective (libertarian. there's a word for it). I'm totally used to people not having "indie values." it's the smug, self-glorifying, hypocritical defensiveness that astounds me.

m1cc1o, Sunday, 7 November 2004 03:18 (twenty-one years ago)

b-b-but meatballs CAN tell us a lot about society!!!

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 7 November 2004 03:31 (twenty-one years ago)

some oldies but goodies:

libertarian: (a) a republican who likes to smoke pot. (b) a republican who doesn't like going to church.

the libertarian party: nursery school for republican children.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 7 November 2004 03:39 (twenty-one years ago)

some oldies but goodies:
libertarian: (a) a republican who likes to smoke pot. (b) a republican who doesn't like going to church.

the libertarian party: nursery school for republican children.

-- Eisbär (llamasfu...), November 7th, 2004.

lol, roffle, otm, etc.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 7 November 2004 03:40 (twenty-one years ago)

libertarians: the scientologists of politics

cinniblount (James Blount), Sunday, 7 November 2004 03:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I find libertarianidm astounding - no other country in the world takes these ideas seriously. Ayn Rand (arguably the inspiration for much livertarianism) is a joke everywhere else. My philosophy lecturers used to read passages of Rand for giggles.

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Sunday, 7 November 2004 03:43 (twenty-one years ago)

which meatballs? the one with bill murray, or the one with the sex ghost?

Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Sunday, 7 November 2004 03:43 (twenty-one years ago)

most americans (and many libertarians) also consider ayn rand to be a joke.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 7 November 2004 03:45 (twenty-one years ago)

The Objectivist Club is fairly big at PSU. Or at least was the years I was there.

miccio (miccio), Sunday, 7 November 2004 03:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah college girls seem to love Rand.
(x-post)
That I don't doubt. I wonder what it is about America that makes people take libertarienism seriously? (Mostly it annoys me for it's selective use of anarchist theory).

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Sunday, 7 November 2004 03:49 (twenty-one years ago)

IS IT SO HARD TO BELIEVE THAT I COULD BE FOR GUNS AND HAVE A GAY BEST FRIEND? SO HARD FOR YOU TO APPRECIATE MY COMPLEX AND PROFOUND PERSPECTIVE! ALL YOU LOUSY LEFTOIDS CAN'T APPRECIATE MY GLORY! YOU'D RATHER PLAY HACKEYSACK THAN LOCK UP THE HOMELESS! At least Bush ain't a pussy! Why do I let you witness my glory? Why don't you love me as I should be loved? Why don't you realize your stupidity?

I'd kick your ass (I totally kicked somebody's ass before. I'd do it again. Oh baby.), but I've got whiskey to drink. Eyyyy. Sit on it!

*waits for someone to call him a right-winger*

phbllbllbbpleeeeze (miccio), Sunday, 7 November 2004 03:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd kick your ass (I totally kicked somebody's ass before. I'd do it again. Oh baby.), but I've got whiskey to drink. Eyyyy. Sit on it!

Aw mannnnn, why'd ya have to go and rile up the liquortarians?

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Sunday, 7 November 2004 03:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought you were the king of that tribe, you beer-sodden drunk.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 7 November 2004 04:01 (twenty-one years ago)

"I'd love to hear the oh-so-fulfilling CRRAACCCK of Ann Coulter's poultryesque neck being snapped. "
If they'd put that heavenly music out for sale, my insomia would probably go away as I'd use it as a lullaby.

Cacaman Flores, Sunday, 7 November 2004 07:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I know everybody hates Nazi analogies (especially when we're talking about a Jewish talk-show host), but the first time I heard Savage ranting and seething about "liberals" -- and this was after I thought I'd been inured to all this by Rush Limbaugh and others -- I got just the tiniest tingle of what it might be like to live in a country where people who believe the way you do are hunted down and rubbed out. Not that I think anything like that will happen in the U.S., but the tone of Savage's voice, the things he was saying, the fact that he had a nationally syndicated show, made it seem uncomfortably possible.

I don't understand why anyone bothers with Ann Coulter at all, but her shtick doesn't bother me like Savage's because she doesn't seem fundamentally unhinged to me the way he does. On the other hand, she once wished that Timothy McVeigh had blown up the building where I and a bunch of my friends work, which doesn't exactly -- how you say -- endear her to me.

As for Roger, I maybe don't pay enough attention to ILX to know why people react to him this way. Maybe I've just dealt with enough libertarians to not get outraged by them anymore. Plus, he moved to Knoxville, which is like my second-favorite city in the world, so he can't be all bad.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Sunday, 7 November 2004 07:49 (twenty-one years ago)

3) Administration ignores terrorist threat, including 8/6/01 memo predicting a 9/11/01 type attack.

sadly, I think any administration would have more or less behaved in the same way.

Not so sure, just speculating of course, but remember when the Project for the New American Century (i.e. everyone who's in charge now) implored Clinton to take care of Saddam back in 1997, he is reported to have replied that he wasn't as worried about that but was more busy with Al Quaida.

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Sunday, 7 November 2004 08:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Jesus, what a revolting spectacle it is to see someone as charisma-bypassed as Roger 'it's lonely at the top of reason' Fidelity manouevering, in the aftermath of a debacle of an election, in the shadow of his equally charisma-deficient mentor, to win some kind of popularity contest on ILE. 'My team won, now let's all be friends and agree on stuff. Then I'll choose which of you deluded and defeated liberals can play on my team.' It's almost as disgraceful as seeing this super-narssicism assisted by Ned 'what Sullivan says' Raggett and others who think we shouldn't condemn conservatives because it's not, well, very nice.

Momus (Momus), Sunday, 7 November 2004 08:13 (twenty-one years ago)

You know, it's not like arguing with Roger is going to give anyone insights into why so many people voted for Bush, or why so many people are against gay marriage, or anything. He's a libertarian, he didn't vote Bush, and I doubt that there's much overlap between his reasons for disliking Kerry/liberals/whatever and those of your average conservative voter, intelligent or otherwise. Jus' sayin'.

Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Sunday, 7 November 2004 12:42 (twenty-one years ago)

um actually Daniel he tends to just parrot rightwing talk radio (and his intellectual hero - his words, both - anne coulter). he's also on record as stating that liberalism is the number one menace facing america.

cinniblount (James Blount), Sunday, 7 November 2004 12:50 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, he's pissed off that the GOP isn't right-wing enough -- which is why he voted looneytarian!

Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 7 November 2004 12:53 (twenty-one years ago)

and haha "i tend to lean libertarian" is the oldest canard for rightwing talk radio hosts going, they tend to use it to dodge the "party hack" label (which they don't dodge nearly as well as they did say the draft).

cinniblount (James Blount), Sunday, 7 November 2004 13:00 (twenty-one years ago)

roger and don weiner have been the goofus and gallant of libertarian trolls since the election

It's awesome that some think of me as a libertarian troll (and FWIW, I've never smoked pot and I go to church a dozen or so times a year); anyone who farts in the echo chamber seems to receive the same nod.

don weiner, Sunday, 7 November 2004 13:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Are you saying it's not possible to actually be a libertarian, blount?

Alba (Alba), Sunday, 7 November 2004 13:03 (twenty-one years ago)

i believe that it IS possible to actually be a libertarian -- i've no doubt that, e.g., don's views really are more in line w/ them than the GOP. possibly roger, too. but what cinniblount was focusing on was the behavior of right-wing talk-radio hosts. and it IS interesting how, when given (or forced to make) a choice, libertarians almost always break to the GOP and not the democrats EVEN WHEN the GOP acts four-square AGAINST certain of their most important principles.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 7 November 2004 13:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, there's this vibe on this thread that we should debate with Roger - or give him a big hug, as he seems to think - to hear what "the other side" has to say, and it just strikes me that he's not very representative of this other side. Maybe I'm wrong.

Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Sunday, 7 November 2004 13:08 (twenty-one years ago)

mentioning don and rog in the same sentence is absurd, don actually does occasionally catch grief for simply disagreeing civilly (he catches grief for slyly antagonising too)(farting in the echo chamber), but i can't recall him ever whining or devoting 95% of his posts on political threads crying about how everyone gives him hell even though he's completely right and everyone else is completely wrong. i don't recall don calling bullshit on anyone building a spaceship. i wish to GOD the right was composed of people like don. but it's not. it's composed of people like rog.

cinniblount (James Blount), Sunday, 7 November 2004 13:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Daniel you're wrong, he represents it to a t.

cinniblount (James Blount), Sunday, 7 November 2004 13:11 (twenty-one years ago)

now I'm scared

Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Sunday, 7 November 2004 13:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm a libertarian because the GOP sold me out on so many issues of freedom that are important to me: when I was a teenager I thought it was supposed to be the party of freedom and less government, but everything I've learned in the past 20 years is wrong. The GOP is a mirage to me, one that says it will support individual rights, but is embarassingly intent on blurring church/state issues, increasing the scope of federal government, and most embarassingly, marginalizing gay people. I abhor the socialist tendencies of the Democratic Party, so what the fuck am I left with but the Libertarians?

And dammit, there are lots of people just like me out there.

don weiner, Sunday, 7 November 2004 13:20 (twenty-one years ago)

that reminds me: my one solid hope (apart from other, less solid hopes) about bush 2.2 is that it can't happen again. will don come out for jeb or orrin hatch or whoever? will the fallwellistas come out for guiliani? nope. bush, somehow, sat naturally in the middle of all the right's not-entirely harmonious lines of thought. noone else does really.

g--ff (gcannon), Sunday, 7 November 2004 13:57 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread is a similar to how I imagine Bush will "reach out" to the left i.e. by turning on one of his own, as a sacrificial peace offering. The language of barbarianism.

(Knowing Bush, that person will be Arlen Specter just prior to a judicial confirmation.)

You've Got to Pick Up Every Stitch (tracerhand), Sunday, 7 November 2004 14:06 (twenty-one years ago)

(I imagine Bush with bits of fatty gristle stuck in his teeth, blood running down his chin, covered with different animal furs and a ceremonial horned head-dress, standing over a prostrate body with a suit on it and a nametag saying "Specter," and he's yanking that blood-spattered gob jauntily towards a horrified group of Democrats, a twinkle in his eye, "You my friends now, right?")

You've Got to Pick Up Every Stitch (tracerhand), Sunday, 7 November 2004 14:17 (twenty-one years ago)

bush fought hard for him in the primary race against toomey last year, against paul weyrich's "rino" charges

cinniblount (James Blount), Sunday, 7 November 2004 14:18 (twenty-one years ago)

"Ned 'what Sullivan says' Raggett and others who think we shouldn't condemn conservatives because it's not, well, very nice."

This seems so, well, macho to me - the idea that attempting to understand is somehow a weakness, that treating others as complex and rational human beings is a mistake, that there is something 'girly' about empathy and compassion. I won't apologise for attempting to understand people (even Roger) because it is characterised as naive hippy bullshit. Why didn't you just call us 'girly-men' and save yoursef some words, Momus?

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Sunday, 7 November 2004 15:13 (twenty-one years ago)

thanks, Ian - i love you too, buddy (ps how's ny?)

Oh, it's pretty rad! I went to a party last night at Russ/Leah/St.Germain's place and got so smashed that I don't quite remember walking home.

Kevin OTM re: Momus being a macho/pompous ass. (not based on political opinions, just personality. but that's probably just as fake as everything else...)

Ian John50n (orion), Sunday, 7 November 2004 15:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh no - I like Momus, I just disliked that post.

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Sunday, 7 November 2004 15:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, fair enough. I stand by my comments re: pompous/macho, though.

Ian John50n (orion), Sunday, 7 November 2004 15:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Me and Momus shared a record label once upon a time. The lack of association with said twee cyclops, strangely enough, is still not nearly the best thing about no longer being on said label.

That said, you can condemn me all you want, buddy, but my 'team' didn't 'win' - yours just lost. Actually, hasn't it all been downhill for you ever since that whole 'Berlin Wall coming down' fiasco?

Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Sunday, 7 November 2004 20:27 (twenty-one years ago)

when all else fails, red bait ... it worked for tailgunner joe!

Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 7 November 2004 20:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually, hasn't it all been downhill for you ever since that whole 'Berlin Wall coming down' fiasco?

Pretty much. I mean, not counting the 8 years of peace, prosperity and fiscal responsibility. And blowjobs.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Sunday, 7 November 2004 21:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I suppose I started this one, too, then?

Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Sunday, 7 November 2004 21:22 (twenty-one years ago)

What one? The collapse of the Berlin Wall? No, that was Reagan...

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Sunday, 7 November 2004 21:24 (twenty-one years ago)

yay! more sports metaphors!

Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Sunday, 7 November 2004 21:29 (twenty-one years ago)

World War IV!

http://www.nationalreview.com/gaffney/gaffney200411051020.asp

These people are assholes, I hope we can all agree.

lysander spooner, Sunday, 7 November 2004 21:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Me and Momus shared a record label once upon a time.

Really? Were you on Le Grand Magistery? What band?

(I'm still giggling at the idea of me being 'macho'. Pompous maybe, but macho, hee hee hee...)

Momus (Momus), Sunday, 7 November 2004 21:44 (twenty-one years ago)

The reality is that the same moral principles that underpinned the Bush appeal on "values" issues like gay marriage, stem-cell research, and the right to life were central to his vision of U.S. war aims and foreign policy

So, Bush invaded Iraq to protect the unborn? I agree, they are idiots - and possibly baiting the left as well.

(x-post) It stunned me too Momus - but your insistence on avoiding namby-pamby emotions and 'making the tough decisions' kind of attitudes is such that I don't know how else to describe it.

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Sunday, 7 November 2004 21:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I just don't accept this 'duty' to understand conservatives. These are the people who screamed at anyone who tried to 'understand' the events of 9/11, no? These are the people who, instead of 'understanding' what had transpired, just invaded anyone and everyone whatever the consequences, right? Tell you what, just to prove we're more understanding than those people, why don't we liberals promise not to invade Poland unless the UN sanctions it? It's right next to me here as I speak, just waiting to have its rich mineral resources snatched from it...

Momus (Momus), Sunday, 7 November 2004 21:53 (twenty-one years ago)

But surely you can see the flaws in the types of arguments that say "why should we understand them, they don't try to understand things"? It's a horrible kind of Conservative argument "they don't stick to the Geneva Convention, lets start torturing prisoners".

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Sunday, 7 November 2004 21:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I actually have been trying to understand them, Kevin. I've come to the conclusion -- and I'm not joking -- that these people see themselves as evil. Here's the thinking:

Liberalism sees itself as a benign, progressive, universalist, un-self-interested philosophy. Did you note the sigh of relief from Russia and China when Bush was re-elected? That's because those nations both abuse human rights at home, and a liberal US president would be onto them about that. But Bush will just turn a blind eye. Because for conservatives, it's all about the narrowest self-interest. Universal values be damned, let's pursue what helps us. The US has become 'The us'. Us as in 'us versus them', because never before has the US been so aware that other people hate it. Us as in 'our little group of cronies'. And never has that group been so small and so rich. The more exclusionary, corrupt and privileged 'we' become, the more we're aware that we're a little clique of evil fucks. But we can't help it, and it all goes so smoothly, and those suckers the poor vote for us. Meanwhile, we do fuck all about climate change, global instability, growing inequality, growing resentment...

Momus (Momus), Sunday, 7 November 2004 22:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, you may be right there - the new Right seems to take capitalism to it's conclusion by trying to found a society entirely based on selfishness. But then maybe that doesn't explain it - why are the poor voting to give more money, and bigger tax cuts to the rich? At least if that voted on their own interests I would expect to see a US working class left. But there isn't one. It's all very confusing.

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Sunday, 7 November 2004 22:06 (twenty-one years ago)

actually, momus, i prefer to think that liberalism is about "enlightened self-interest." it is PRECISELY the fact that more than 58 million of my countrymen are so FUCKING STUPID that they CANNOT and WILL NOT vote in their self-interest that is so infuriating.

anyway, it IS more than a little arrogant to be told by some boob from buttfuck, red state "the meaning of 9/11." particularly when you work in the city where 9/11 happened, and you could see the buildings collapse in a city directly across the hudson from it.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 7 November 2004 22:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I've come to the conclusion -- and I'm not joking -- that these people see themselves as evil.

Hmm.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 7 November 2004 22:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Kevin, Americans and their aspirations are to be blamed for why the tax-cutters always get voted in. As long as a family are homeowners, doesn't matter how shit their jobs (and these can be vulnerable casual jobs if it's cheap enough to pay a mortgage with that in your state) they will always consider themselves to be middle class. Working class would be an insult to them as the red flags go up if the word 'middle' isn't part of the equation. These are the same people who help themselves to middle-class credit on McDonalds wages so they can buy Vuitton handbags, get boob jobs, whatever. It is *very* American to fake it until you make it.

suzy (suzy), Sunday, 7 November 2004 22:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Kevin, Americans and their aspirations are to be blamed for why the tax-cutters always get voted in. As long as a family are homeowners, doesn't matter how shit their jobs (and these can be vulnerable casual jobs if it's cheap enough to pay a mortgage with that in your state) they will always consider themselves to be middle class. Working class would be an insult to them as the red flags go up if the word 'middle' isn't part of the equation. These are the same people who help themselves to middle-class credit on McDonalds wages so they can buy Vuitton handbags, get boob jobs, whatever. It is *very* American to fake it until you make it.
-- suzy (theartskooldisk...), November 7th, 2004.

so otm it hurts

latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 7 November 2004 22:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, there is an idea that no-one ever does anything they think is wrong - that is, they may do things they know are against conventional morality, and they may later feel remorse, but the fact that they made the decision implies that they thought it was right. Ethical egoism, for example, isn't immoral, it just claims that the right thing to do is whatever is in your best interests.

I wonder how much the 'seeing themselves as evil' has to do with traditional conservatism. One of the main ideas of such is a cynicism of what people are capable of (partly why you don't change society - even if you intend good, it'll probably come out bad), the idea that people are selfish and must be controlled by a strong state. Combine this with the Christian idea of fallen man, and you probably end up with an ideology that really doesn't think very highlt of people, that distrusts them, thinks they need to be coerced etc. The trouble with this thinking is that it is mostly self-fulfilling - if the political establishment treats people with distrust and fear, they people tend to responf by trying to screw the system anyway they can - after all, that's what people are like, right?

X-post - I noticed that no-one in the US is working class, you're all middle class...it's a kind of false pride (don't let the neighbours find out we're poor!) that is easily exploited.

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Sunday, 7 November 2004 22:35 (twenty-one years ago)

The US has finally transitioned to a postmodern identity. A postmodern national identity happens when you see yourself as The Other. Before it saw itself as The Other, the US saw itself as The Universal. The Universal is invisible, the Other is visible. The Universal claims to be impartial, the Other admits its self-interest. The Universal is adult, the Other is childish. The Universal is level-headed, the Other impetuous, prone to tantrums and whining.

In the US this transition to seeing itself as The Other (and, I think, as something 'Evil', in a petty Beavis and Butthead sort of way) happened because of Bin Laden's spectacular intervention on 9/11, but also because of identity politics and globalism. What happens in identity politics is that group by group, people split off from the mainstream and pursue their own interests. Gays, women, blacks... eventually the 'mainstream' starts to feel like a minority. And so you get angry white men claiming to be discriminated against, you get 'Iron John' attempting to do for masculinity what Andrea Dworkin did for feminity, and so on. This happens on a national level too -- first Wales and Scotland get their own identities and their own assemblies, then England starts saying, well, why can't we have that too? What looked like an Oedipal struggle to get free of The Father turns strange when The Father too suddenly wants to split off. So I think the US has now reached this 'second adolescence'. Instead of being the big boss state, the universalist state, the daddy, the US now wants to be an irresponsible teenager, and be who it really is. I call this 'moronic authenticity', because after decades or centuries attempting to embody mature, universal values (what else is the US constitution than a document of the liberal enlightenment, an attempt to assert universal human rights?) the US has decided to become a pastiche of something very local, limited and specific. And so cowboys and capitalists and every-man-for-himself gets paraded. But it's 'fake folk', and it's moronic. Bush can't even remember what people in Texas are supposed to say. When he reaches for a proverb, he peters out half way through. His American authenticity is as fake as a theme restaurant out on the highway. And I believe that globalism has added to Bush's fancy dress wardrobe. It's added a couple of gothy, Marilyn Manson-type outfits. Because global opinion is that the US brings death, there's a skeleton bodysuit in there. It comes out when the Pentagon briefs about 'Shock and Awe'. It comes out when 'surgical strikes' obliterate a civilian wedding. Even Bin Laden has been called in as an image consultant. Because when you're adolescent and insecure, you care a lot what your enemies say about you, and you find yourself almost wanting to live up to the hateful image. 'Do you really think I'm that bad? Do you want to find out? Come on, then, make me mad! Then you'll find out!'

Momus (Momus), Sunday, 7 November 2004 22:37 (twenty-one years ago)

It's intereting, Momus, that the new US ideology seems to be so "local, limited and specific", while still being able to control a nation of 300 million people, as if the Right Wing Spirit is whispering in everyone's ear "You're the real America! Look at how great you little town is". Perhaps this apparent paradox of a small-town-mindset running the world's superpower implies a certain instability of ideas, maybe a necessary collapse of the ideology in the near future?

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Sunday, 7 November 2004 22:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Middle-class people aspire to upper in much the same way. Some schmuck with a McMansion in a tract suburb and a Lexus in the driveway might not be able to pay the utility bills because the Lexus lease is for showing out and gets paid first.

My mom got so narked when I told her she was working class. I was all up in her face with 'but tch'are, Blanche! You wear all the gold you own at all times, you drive a secondhand Cadillac, your boyfriend works shifts, you won 20 grand at a casino and installed a hot tub
and deck on the side of your 2BR house and stuck a Corvette in the garage, you take a poodle to work with you WHERE DO I STOP? Did you put aluminum siding on the house to remind you of Trailers You Have Known? Are the old Roseanne writers hiding in my old room and giving you IDEAS?' I'll tell her she can go back to having latte and croissants when she learns how to pronounce both those words correctly.

Also, I noticed the British media were drawn like magpies to clusters of those strange 'representative' fortysomething Republican women who wear sequin sweatshirts and look like they're taking the day off from trying to win a pink Caddy the Mary Kay way. If my sister could bake cookies (or anything, for that matter) she'd be there in 10 years.

suzy (suzy), Sunday, 7 November 2004 22:53 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm too busy imagining Roger Adultery on él records to read all of this.

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Sunday, 7 November 2004 22:56 (twenty-one years ago)

What looked like an Oedipal struggle to get free of The Father turns strange when The Father too suddenly wants to split off. So I think the US has now reached this 'second adolescence'. Instead of being the big boss state, the universalist state, the daddy, the US now wants to be an irresponsible teenager, and be who it really is.

sounds more like a 'midlife crisis"! next thing ya know the USA will be driving a sports car and start dating countries less than half its age.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 7 November 2004 22:56 (twenty-one years ago)

The thing about becoming The Other is that it's great for tourism. It's great for luring people to you. You can be as folksy as you like and as fake as you like, and families come back next year to the theme park. But being The Other is rotten for imperialism. When you run an empire you have to pose as a benign universal and paternalistic force. Otherwise everybody will fight you and tell you to go home. You will have no legitimacy. This is what we're seeing now in Iraq. The Americans really thought they would have legitimacy in Iraq. They don't. As a result everything is going pear-shaped. It's not military force that allows empires to be maintained, it's legitimacy -- people's sense that you might really have their best interests at heart, and that your civilisation is an exportable model for everyone. The US used to seem like that, but it no longer does. Moronic authenticity and fake folk may be a great basis for tourism, but they're useless when it comes to running an empire.

Momus (Momus), Sunday, 7 November 2004 22:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm sure that kind of "we're not really working-class ourselves - after all, we're better than ______" thinking is just as common in Britain.

(and I agree with Suzy on the "you shouldn't be allowed to eat food you can't pronounce" thing. Then again, my parents have been calling me a snob for years, ever since I told them that Jeffrey Archer wasn't a very good writer)

caitlin (caitlin), Sunday, 7 November 2004 22:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Moronic authenticity and fake folk may be a great basis for tourism, but they're useless when it comes to running an empire.

it also makes for awful music.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 7 November 2004 22:59 (twenty-one years ago)

seriously, what momus is calling "postmodernism" i call "being a fucking moron." which may be his point, but i dunno anymore w/ him.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 7 November 2004 23:00 (twenty-one years ago)

The thing is, the US had a chance last week to do a fantastic switcheroonie. They could have grabbed Iraq as The Other, then switched presidents and ruled it with a return to the old mode of The Universal. It would have been a cynical trick, but it might have worked, and they might have been able to consolidate their military gains and regain some legitimacy. They didn't do that, though. And everything is fucked.

Momus (Momus), Sunday, 7 November 2004 23:02 (twenty-one years ago)

So everyone who voted for Bush was an evil postmodernist.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 7 November 2004 23:05 (twenty-one years ago)

They were voting according to 'situatedness'. But the 'situated' don't have empires.

Momus (Momus), Sunday, 7 November 2004 23:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm sure that kind of "we're not really working-class ourselves - after all, we're better than ______" thinking is just as common in Britain

Oh, of course - snobbery and wannabes are everywhere where there is a class structure - so everywhere then. THe difference is that Britain has a history of, and still has, a great deal of working class pride - Labour left this behind on their long trek to the right. I guess in Marxist terms the British working class just have a greater degree of class consciousness. Anyway, Britain retains it's deep distrust of the rich (at least amongst the poor), and an almost automatic association of wealth with immorality - whereas the US likes to kid itself about class mobility.

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Sunday, 7 November 2004 23:09 (twenty-one years ago)

(ps it was le gr@nd mag!stery)

Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Sunday, 7 November 2004 23:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Roger is secretly Mr. Wright *AND* all the members of Stars!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 7 November 2004 23:48 (twenty-one years ago)

No come on, what group was it really?

Momus (Momus), Sunday, 7 November 2004 23:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't, for the life of me, remember

oh yeah, it was

(the Bl00d Gr0up)

Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Sunday, 7 November 2004 23:55 (twenty-one years ago)

roger and don weiner have been the goofus and gallant of libertarian trolls since the election
It's awesome that some think of me as a libertarian troll (and FWIW, I've never smoked pot and I go to church a dozen or so times a year); anyone who farts in the echo chamber seems to receive the same nod.

-- don weiner (migg...), November 7th, 2004 5:02 AM. (later)

mentioning don and rog in the same sentence is absurd, don actually does occasionally catch grief for simply disagreeing civilly (he catches grief for slyly antagonising too)(farting in the echo chamber), but i can't recall him ever whining or devoting 95% of his posts on political threads crying about how everyone gives him hell even though he's completely right and everyone else is completely wrong. i don't recall don calling bullshit on anyone building a spaceship.

agreed. hence, goofus and gallant.

don, you didn't read my second clarifying post, did you? while you do fart in the echo chamber, you do it in the nicest possible way. I really enjoy your contributions to political threads.

Shmool McShmool (shmuel), Monday, 8 November 2004 00:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I would say that some of my farts have been embarassingly and intentionally loud here. I try to be polite but some people know how to get the best of me.

I caught your clarifying post, but it's never a moment of pride to see myself referenced to trolldom (though being referred to as gallant is something no one's ever thrown my way.) I didn't take offense to your comment, just thought it deserved a comment of my own.

don weiner, Monday, 8 November 2004 01:32 (twenty-one years ago)

From upthred: I just don't accept this 'duty' to understand conservatives.

God, just the last few days already have made me ill with all the "liberal elitists just need to get more in touch, they just don't understand regular Americans," blah blah blah, as if there's some great mystical, mythical core to "Red State America" that is incomprehensible to the rest of us. Bullshit. Bullshit bullshit bullshit. I've lived in the Bible Belt, and as a reporter interested in cultural issues I bet I spent more actual face to face time than anyone at Fox News ever has sitting in offices, churches and homes listening to Christian Coalition members, creationists, anti-abortion zealots, anti-environmentalist, pro-privatization, anti-public-school, no-taxes-ever true-blue America-lovin' conservatives. And I didn't treat them badly. Hell, I sought them out. I reported what they had to say. I tried to put it in context, and tried to provide other viewpoints, but I wasn't out to denigrate them, just listen to them. They're worth listening to, some of them. Some are smart, some are funny, a good many are personable. But none of that takes away my right to call them wrong, or misguided, or misinformed, or driven by some half-baked, mean-spirited, simple-minded misconception of ancient Middle Eastern mythology.

I do understand them. And I think they are, most of them, full of shit.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Monday, 8 November 2004 07:48 (twenty-one years ago)

One thing I'd like to ask here... it's quite a big question. I read someone the other day saying that Republican policies tend to lag behind Democratic policies by about 40 years. This analyst (and I forget who it was, or in what paper) thinks US society is moving inexorably leftwards, and that rightward swings are small reactions which don't, in the long run, break that trend.

For instance, the GOP resisted desegregation 40 years ago but now has a position like the Democrats of that time. Even what we call 'right wing' these days is much less right wing than its equivalent 40 years ago; a matter of partial funding for stem cell research rather than full funding, or a commitment to a Palestinian state by these means rather than those means. Etc.

Now, what interests me about this 'slow leftward creep' idea is that both the left and the right see things this way. The right thinks of itself as embattled because of what they see as a left-leaning intelligentsia (the press and the urban liberals) who actually do have their hands on the reins of history, and will always be there with their progressive ideas. The left has its liberal idea of 'progress', rooted in the Enlightenment and related to the Marxist idea of the scientific inevitability of the worldwide success of socialism.

So I want to ask, do you think that, even if Republicans win from here to 2050, they'll be winning on platforms that would look, to our eyes, more Democratic than the current Democrats? Is there an inevitable leftward swing to history?

Momus (Momus), Monday, 8 November 2004 08:50 (twenty-one years ago)

(And by the way this ties in with my previous point about the current right seeing itself as 'evil'. It might see itself as an anomaly, historically. I saw an interview last night, Frost interviewing George H. Bush, and 'the history question' came up. 'How will history judge your son's presidency?' And just like his son, GHB didn't speculate. 'He doesn't care how history will judge him, he acts based on what he thinks is right.' Now, there seems to be an insecurity in that. He could have said 'Reagan is judged much better by history than anyone could have dared expect at the time'. Instead he effectively said 'We don't know, and we don't care'. Does history belong to the liberals, the intellectuals, the left?)

Momus (Momus), Monday, 8 November 2004 08:57 (twenty-one years ago)

This is a really interesting question. I think you're definitely onto something, and there is, in America at least, a pervasive sense that, in relation to civil rights struggles, it's only a matter of time before rights are extended once they have been asked for loudly enough (consider the frequency with which "the genie is out of the bottle" is brought up as the metaphor of choice in relation to resistance to any development that is regarded, either with longing or dread, as inevitable, whether we're talking about filesharing or human cloning or gay marriage). I would LOVE to believe that history does belong to the left or that progress is, however slow, nonetheless inevitable on certain issues. But there is always the possibility of negative dialectics, or suspended dialectics. A few historical examples of setbacks in the midst of "progress" come to mind here also: consider historian Joan Kelly's famous essay "Did Women Have a Renaissance?" which makes the point that, in comparison with medieval women, women of the supposedly more enlightened Renaissance period suffered substantially harsher punishment and patriarchal domination and control, and lost many economic rights that they had earlier enjoyed. What looks like an overall period of "gain" (not that right and left have much meaning in the early modern period, but still) had dark consequences for some segments of the population. The historical lateness of the witch persecutions in England and America also demonstrate sudden lurches "backwards" that can't be easily explained by a triumphalist narrative of a relentless swing towards liberation. I do think though Momus that you are onto something with your stem cell example, and it may be that technology and scientific innovation can trump moral resistance. Once something is technically possible, somebody somewhere will try to do it eventually, and everybody, both for and against, has to respond- their hands are forced.

other point: it may be that gloating about the future judgement of history is a dangerous safety valve that leaks leftist action in the present (ie. we're going to be shown to have ben "correct" eventually anyway so let's just suffer through, grin and bear it, etc.). Kind of convenient for the right, innit?

Drew Daniel, Monday, 8 November 2004 09:21 (twenty-one years ago)

It would be very interesting to think that Karl Rove brought up this meme of gay marriage in order to win short-term political advantage over the Democrats by isolating them from the mainstream of American opinion on the matter, but also simultaneously 'let the genie out of the bottle' and put the issue of gay marriage on the political agenda as something that will inevitably happen.

Momus (Momus), Monday, 8 November 2004 09:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I often think that it's not people's positions on political questions that matters, as much as the way they're framing the questions, and the fact that they're considering them important questions in the first place. The Republicans have won this time on 'cultural values', but foregrounding cultural issues in the provocative way that has become Rove's signature is a highly risky strategy, because it actually politicizes the entire body politic. It makes people think politically and passionately (hence the record turnouts for this election) about cultural issues. Compare Europe's extremely technocratic and phlegmatic approach, where such passion is confined to far right and far left fringe groups.

So what happens when you focus all that mainstream energy on cultural issues, and put them on the agenda like that? Isn't it a classic case of short-term thinking? Sure, the conservatives win in the short term, but liberals win in the long term, because the platform has been built and half the campaigning has already been done for them. And the other side has been argued by people who self-identify as 'evil'!

Momus (Momus), Monday, 8 November 2004 09:40 (twenty-one years ago)

This is as far as I'm prepared to go towards 'Something we can all agree on': I think this politicization of cultural matters is a good thing.

Momus (Momus), Monday, 8 November 2004 09:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm sure a cost benefit analysis went on in Rove's head, though. Gay marriage, if and when it happens, will cost little. If he'd chosen reparations for slavery as his divisive issue, though, think of the billions of dollars it would cost in the long run!

Momus (Momus), Monday, 8 November 2004 09:49 (twenty-one years ago)

That's interesting - I do thing the 20th century has been a travel leftwards especially on certain criteria, but I don't know if such a journey is 'inevitable', in the marxist sense. I don't know what the mechanism for continuing move left (increased standard of living perhaps? This can't be taken for granted). A cataclysmic social even could undo this change. I guess the right might argue that '9-11' is such an event - I doubt it. It's going to be the duty of the left in the west to resist such reactionary impulses in our society, to protect the advances we have made.

I think you're right about the long term future of gay rights - Rove is making some short term capital on the issue, even though he probably understands that by doing so he actually accelerates the acceptance of gay marriage, which will happen, I believe.

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Monday, 8 November 2004 10:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Nick, I like the judo-think, but people who are interested in power for its own sake don't really think of other people unless they want to use them for something - that's sociopaths for you! They act in a divisive way because it's good for them and yah boo sucks to you, if you suffer a loss you're a loser, and if you fought/disagreed with them in the first place you're already beyond redemption so you NEVER mattered. If Rove thought his actions would have led to gay marriage legalised, he'd have kept his trap well shut. He wanted to win an election, end of, and divide-and-rule followed by spin about how divided we are shows the government doesn't want unity REALLY. The danger with strategy wonks and talking about what they do or don't do and how effective or not it is endows them with gifts they may not have. I will say, though, that Rove and co have a great feel for playground politics (and in Rove's case it's clearly Nerd's Revenge) and that would be fun to throw back at them. Because you gotta wonder about good ole boys who spend *so* much time talkin' bout the hateful, damnable buttsex.

Anyway it should be obvious to all that things that are to the left NOW will move to the centre over time, the difference between Che in jail and Che on your wall. Then with your 20/20 hindsight you can feel warmly subversive and ahead of your time.

Karma is a form of checks and balances, don't you think? What's gone around will surely come around again.

suzy (suzy), Monday, 8 November 2004 10:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm a little suspicious of karmic tropes and 'what goes around comes around'. It seems to be a projection of personally desired outcomes on the level of cosmic principles or natural laws. It implies a balance which is more to do with our human desire for fairness than with the way the universe really works. It's more about 'should' than 'is'. I don't think Rove will get his comeuppance because he deserves it, but because he chose a strategy which politicizes the public by highlighting divisive issues. Divisiveness cuts both ways.

Momus (Momus), Monday, 8 November 2004 11:45 (twenty-one years ago)


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