Do girls ever call their boobs funny names?

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like...

blobs of doom

or mega nipple holders.

― Hari Ashurst (Toaster), Monday, 8 November 2004 23:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I hope not. And if they do, I don't want to know them.

― adam... (nordicskilla), Monday, 8 November 2004 23:29 (twenty-one years ago)

"mega nipple holders"

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 8 November 2004 23:29 (twenty-one years ago)

DIRTY PILLOWS!!!

― From a Land of Grass Without Mirrors (AaronHz), Monday, 8 November 2004 23:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Giant torso-bollocks.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Monday, 8 November 2004 23:32 (twenty-one years ago)

No.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Monday, 8 November 2004 23:32 (twenty-one years ago)

OMG LOCK THREAD

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 8 November 2004 23:32 (twenty-one years ago)

"mega. nipple. holders."

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 8 November 2004 23:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I've just realised the HORROR of what I wrote.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Monday, 8 November 2004 23:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Seriously though, is anyone else going to have nightmares about gigantic nipple-filled breasts? Or gigantic chest scrotums (thanks for that Nick)?

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 8 November 2004 23:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I am now.

― Nemo (JND), Monday, 8 November 2004 23:38 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.raf.mod.uk/gulf/h_images/buster.jpg

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Monday, 8 November 2004 23:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Dan may not know who Buster is!?

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Monday, 8 November 2004 23:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I am crying

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 8 November 2004 23:39 (twenty-one years ago)

WHY OH WHY OH WHY DID I CLICK ON THAT???? ARGH CLOSE, MIND'S EYE, CLOSE!

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 8 November 2004 23:40 (twenty-one years ago)

These are better band names than your band names thread

― Mediawhore, Monday, 8 November 2004 23:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I haf killed Dan Perry's BRANE.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Monday, 8 November 2004 23:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha -- Dan, really, you need to learn the joy of Viz

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 8 November 2004 23:46 (twenty-one years ago)

unfeasibly large.

― Hari Ashurst (Toaster), Monday, 8 November 2004 23:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Viz would totally help you understand Britain better.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Monday, 8 November 2004 23:47 (twenty-one years ago)

do any girls ever refer to their bras as 'holsters'?

― Hari Ashurst (Toaster), Monday, 8 November 2004 23:48 (twenty-one years ago)

That's silly, they're tit hammocks.

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Monday, 8 November 2004 23:50 (twenty-one years ago)

quick draw

― Hari Ashurst (Toaster), Monday, 8 November 2004 23:51 (twenty-one years ago)

That was classy.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Monday, 8 November 2004 23:52 (twenty-one years ago)

"Honey, do you like the new La Perla tit hammocks I got you?"

― Michael White (Hereward), Monday, 8 November 2004 23:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, after all, this is such a classy joint.

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Monday, 8 November 2004 23:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I meant it! Hammocks are WAY middle class in my town.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Monday, 8 November 2004 23:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I meant it too! This place oozes elegance and sophistication.

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Monday, 8 November 2004 23:56 (twenty-one years ago)

and milk?

― Hari Ashurst (Toaster), Monday, 8 November 2004 23:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Now that's just cheap and nasty.

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Monday, 8 November 2004 23:57 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm being so vulgar this evening. I won't be able to look the computer in the screen tommorow morning.

― Hari Ashurst (Toaster), Monday, 8 November 2004 23:59 (twenty-one years ago)

$10,000,000 Bra Removes Yr Nipples

― Kenan (kenan), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 00:01 (twenty-one years ago)

where do they go?

― Hari Ashurst (Toaster), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 00:01 (twenty-one years ago)

nipple farm...

― Hari Ashurst (Toaster), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 00:01 (twenty-one years ago)

nipple club med.

― Kenan (kenan), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 00:02 (twenty-one years ago)

do nipples have eyes?

― Hari Ashurst (Toaster), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 00:03 (twenty-one years ago)

no, but...

http://www.seanachaidh.org/images/Hills_Have_Eyes_001.JPG

― Kenan (kenan), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 00:05 (twenty-one years ago)

My ex-girlfriend called her boobs, "pillows" sometimes but this was around the time that Brimful of Asha came out, so that may explain it. As for calling her pubic region a "Clover Patch" I have no idea.

― mancomb seepgood (papa november), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 00:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I just finished read the Book of the New Sun series, and breasts are refered to as "Creamy Amplitude" one time. Classic.

― Jeff-PTTL (Jeff), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 00:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I was hoping for a, "Yeah, the right one's Ethelgifu and the left one's Arabella," but it would appear I shall remain unsatisfied in that regard.

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 00:56 (twenty-one years ago)

my (male) friend fondly refers to them as sweater puppets.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 03:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Thing One and Thing Two.

― aimurchie, Tuesday, 9 November 2004 03:44 (twenty-one years ago)

If I was a chick I would totally name my boobs Jody and Tammy.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 04:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Once a girl

― Hurting (Hurting), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 04:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Sorry. Once a girl I was making out with said, "The twins have to go away now"

― Hurting (Hurting), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 04:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I know girls named Jod(i)y and Tammy who have big boobs. Not sure of where I'm going with this.

― Bryan (Bryan), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 05:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Is it better to give your boobs lady names, like, say "Laverne & Shirley" or man names, like say, "Chester and Bob"?

― Huk-L, Tuesday, 9 November 2004 05:18 (twenty-one years ago)

They've got to have female names. Would you name your balls "Tawny" and "Rachel"?

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 05:19 (twenty-one years ago)

This is such a guy thread.

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 05:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Boobs! Boobs! Boobs! Boobs! BOOOOOOOOOOOBS!

― Hurting (Hurting), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 05:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Chesticles

― rich1million, Tuesday, 9 November 2004 05:30 (twenty-one years ago)

my wife called hers "tits" the other day and I did a spit take...but I wasn't drinking anything at the time

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 06:16 (twenty-one years ago)

A girl I knew in college jokingly referred to hers as "Herman" and "Melville."

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 07:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe because her boyfriend had the Moby Dick?

― Bryan (Bryan), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 07:11 (twenty-one years ago)

A couple of friends of mine have/had names for theirs, can't remember what they were though.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 07:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Also, I know a girl who has a name for the "spare tire" around her tummy.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 07:14 (twenty-one years ago)

It was named after a popular character in Finnish children's TV.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 07:17 (twenty-one years ago)

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 07:17 (twenty-one years ago)

One day she realized that "Rölli" was gone, and was properly shocked.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 07:18 (twenty-one years ago)

A girl I know calls her gut "Bobo". She is a city planner so I guess it makes sense.

― Bryan (Bryan), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 07:47 (twenty-one years ago)

momintroll?

― Remy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 07:47 (twenty-one years ago)

No, "Rölli".

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 07:51 (twenty-one years ago)

My friend refers to her boobs as "the kids"

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 11:06 (twenty-one years ago)

For a while in my early teens, my friends and I called bras 'over-the-shoulder-boulder-holders'. I think it came from Beaches.

― Madchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 11:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Thank you google.

Otto Titsling, inventor and kraut,
had nothing to get very worked up about.
His inventions were failures, his future seemed bleak.
He fled to the opera at least twice a week.

One night at the opera he saw an Aida
who's tits were so big they would often impede her.
Bug-eyed he watched her fall into the pit,
done in by the weight of those terrible tits.

Oh, my god! There she blows!
Aerodynamically this bitch was a mess.
Otto eyeballed the diva lying comatose amongst the reeds,
and he suddenly felt the fire of inspiration
flood his soul. He knew what he had to do!
He ran back to his workshop
where he futzed and futzed and futzed.

For Otto Titsling had found his quest:
to lift and mold the female breast;
to point the small ones to the sky;
to keep the big ones high and dry!

Every night he'd sweat and snort
searching for the right support.
He tried some string and paper clips.
Hey! He even tried his own two lips!

Well, he stitched and he slaved
and he slaved and he stitched
until finally one night, in the wee hours of morning,
Otto arose from his workbench triumphant.
Yes! He had invented the worlds first
over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder. Hooray!

Exhausted but ecstatic he ran
down the street to the diva's house
bearing the prototype in his hot little hand.
Now, the diva did not want to try the darn thing on.
But, after many initial misgivings,
she finally did.
And the sigh of relief that issued forth
from the diva's mouth
was so loud that it was mistaken by some
to be the early onset of the Siroccan Winds
which would often roll through the Schwarzwald
with a vengeance!
Ahhhhh-i!

But little did Otto know,
at the moment of his greatest triumph,
lurking under the diva's bed
was none other than the very worst
of the French patent thieves,
Philippe DeBrassiere.
And Phil was watching the scene
with a great deal of interest!

Later that night, while our Brun Hilda slept,
into the wardrobe Philippe softly crept.
He fumbled through knickers and corsets galore,
'til he found Otto's titsling and he ran out the door.

Crying, "Oh, my god! What joy! What bliss!
I'm gonna make me a million from this!
Every woman in the world will wanna buy one.
I can have all the goods manufactured in Taiwan."

"Oh, thank you!"

The result of this swindle is pointedly clear:
Do you buy a titsling or do you buy a brassiere?

― Madchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 11:54 (twenty-one years ago)

i've also heard them called "the twins" (by that same friend)

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 12:13 (twenty-one years ago)

two years pass...

the emilayas

― roxymuzak, Monday, 22 October 2007 05:46 (eighteen years ago)

Because they're so hard to conquer?

― Tuomas, Monday, 22 October 2007 05:57 (eighteen years ago)

because they were first conquested by Tenzing Norgay

― remy bean, Monday, 22 October 2007 05:58 (eighteen years ago)

guys

because they're big

― roxymuzak, Monday, 22 October 2007 06:13 (eighteen years ago)

Oh, how boring.

― Tuomas, Monday, 22 October 2007 06:21 (eighteen years ago)

your face is boring

― roxymuzak, Monday, 22 October 2007 06:22 (eighteen years ago)

Hey, that was supposed to be a joke.

― Tuomas, Monday, 22 October 2007 06:25 (eighteen years ago)

Know what else is supposed to be a joke?

― kingfish, Monday, 22 October 2007 06:28 (eighteen years ago)

These two guys walk into a bar

― Matt, Monday, 22 October 2007 07:02 (eighteen years ago)

These two boobs walk into a bar

― Heave Ho, Monday, 22 October 2007 08:03 (eighteen years ago)

your face is a joke

― roxymuzak, Monday, 22 October 2007 14:43 (eighteen years ago)

Not my fault, I needed surgery after walking into a bar.

― Jarlrmai, Monday, 22 October 2007 14:47 (eighteen years ago)

we're starting a to get a fall nip (lol) in the air so "sweater meat" comes to mind.

(i'm sorry)

― will, Monday, 22 October 2007 15:05 (eighteen years ago)

Does Hari post here anymore?

― mh, Monday, 22 October 2007 15:08 (eighteen years ago)

The "meat" part is disgusting, it reminds me of nothing so much as picking crab meat out of the shell fragment-by-fragment with a fork. Which... I like my breasts intact. Shudder.

― Laurel, Monday, 22 October 2007 15:10 (eighteen years ago)

I'm still back on "mega nipple holders". wtf.

― HI DERE, Monday, 22 October 2007 15:12 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, I know. It's The Worst. :(
It wasn't one of my own creations.

my (male) friend fondly refers to them as sweater puppets.

yes! much better.

xpost

― will, Monday, 22 October 2007 15:21 (eighteen years ago)

Or muppets. Or moppets.

― Laurel, Monday, 22 October 2007 15:25 (eighteen years ago)

Muppets implies a certain degree of flapiness.

― Ed, Monday, 22 October 2007 15:26 (eighteen years ago)

Poppets.

― Eazy, Monday, 22 October 2007 15:28 (eighteen years ago)

Thee JUGULONS.

― Abbott, Monday, 22 October 2007 15:48 (eighteen years ago)

My husband knew a girl who gave each of her breasts a name. Sadly, he can't remember what the names were. This was apparently something she did during high school.

― Sara R-C, Monday, 22 October 2007 15:57 (eighteen years ago)

My friend named hers Lillian and Dorothy after the Gish girls.

― Abbott, Monday, 22 October 2007 15:58 (eighteen years ago)

frank and terry!

― not_goodwin, Monday, 22 October 2007 16:06 (eighteen years ago)

althea and donna.

― bell_labs, Monday, 22 October 2007 16:06 (eighteen years ago)

Cheech and Chong.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Monday, 22 October 2007 16:07 (eighteen years ago)

frye and laurie

― roxymuzak, Monday, 22 October 2007 16:08 (eighteen years ago)

the emilayas

-- roxymuzak, Monday, October 22, 2007 5:46 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Because they're so hard to conquer?

-- Tuomas, Monday, October 22, 2007 5:57 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Link

frost on the summit innit

― ken c, Monday, 22 October 2007 16:08 (eighteen years ago)

Sissy and Sassy?

xpost

― Sara R-C, Monday, 22 October 2007 16:09 (eighteen years ago)

i was on a packed bus once and as it went around a corner and threw a small northern girl up against the window she gasped "ooh me jubblies!" which i found pretty funny

― r1o natsume, Monday, 22 October 2007 16:10 (eighteen years ago)

Thee JUGULONS.

Sounds like what Von Sudenfed would call themselves were they to be fronted by Billy Childish.

― libcrypt, Monday, 22 October 2007 17:47 (eighteen years ago)

i could never walk around with a pair of tits under my shirt. i'd get nothing done. shit, i'd probably never leave the house.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 22 October 2007 18:01 (eighteen years ago)

They'd probably bite you, too. Those birds are mean, dude.

― libcrypt, Monday, 22 October 2007 18:05 (eighteen years ago)

but if i had some i'd call them crockett and tubbs or sacco & vanzetti or carlos & smith. or probably not because all those people are dudes.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 22 October 2007 18:08 (eighteen years ago)

Lucy and Ethel

― Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 22 October 2007 18:11 (eighteen years ago)

I kind of feel like naming shd be reserved for girls with big enough ones to actually require life countermeasures. It has officially never occurred to me to bother, as mine don't exert their own influence on bodies of water.

― Laurel, Monday, 22 October 2007 18:16 (eighteen years ago)

umm...
http://www.itsablackthang.com/images/Allen-Aaron-Hicks/Moses-parting-red-sea.jpg

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 22 October 2007 18:17 (eighteen years ago)

LET MY PUPPIES GO

― HI DERE, Monday, 22 October 2007 18:18 (eighteen years ago)

influence on bodies of water

xpost ha haa

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 22 October 2007 18:18 (eighteen years ago)

It has officially never occurred to me to bother, as mine don't exert their own influence on bodies of water.

i think individual names is kind of o_O but a collective name for them is imperative.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 22 October 2007 18:20 (eighteen years ago)

a bevvy of breasts
a ton of tits
a mass of mammaries
a juggernaut of jubblies

― HI DERE, Monday, 22 October 2007 18:21 (eighteen years ago)

a nuzzle of norks

― Just got offed, Monday, 22 October 2007 18:22 (eighteen years ago)

How can one have any degree of erotic attraction to breasts when calling them fucking "jubblies"? I would prefer even "jugalettes" to that nonsense.

― Abbott, Monday, 22 October 2007 18:23 (eighteen years ago)

How can one have any degree of erotic attraction to breasts when calling them fucking "jubblies"? I would prefer even "jugalettes" to that nonsense.
This this this. Though jugalettes is out too

― stet, Monday, 22 October 2007 18:23 (eighteen years ago)

http://uofma.dailyjolt.com/albums/album803/pic26042.jpg

― HI DERE, Monday, 22 October 2007 18:24 (eighteen years ago)

There they are!

― Abbott, Monday, 22 October 2007 18:25 (eighteen years ago)

things I never wanted to see #432

― milo z, Monday, 22 October 2007 18:26 (eighteen years ago)

Those lady juggalos aren't bad-looking.

― Eazy, Monday, 22 October 2007 18:31 (eighteen years ago)

I don't know about the lady with FUCK on her knuckles.

― Abbott, Monday, 22 October 2007 18:32 (eighteen years ago)

she's just a gal who likes to party and isn't afraid to let everyone know, what's the problem?

― chicago kevin, Monday, 22 October 2007 18:34 (eighteen years ago)

Ugly on the inside, dudes.

― libcrypt, Monday, 22 October 2007 18:35 (eighteen years ago)

I don't know about the lady with FUCK on her knuckles.

Oops, I thought that was one of the ICP posing with the hottalos.

― Eazy, Monday, 22 October 2007 18:37 (eighteen years ago)

Immense Cardigan Puppies?

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 22 October 2007 18:41 (eighteen years ago)

frank and terry!

-- not_goodwin, Monday, 22 October 2007 16:06 (4 hours ago)

One of them is fat, the other permanently out of action?

― aldo, Monday, 22 October 2007 20:13 (eighteen years ago)

i think individual names is kind of o_O

Except where they are of noticably different size.

― anatol_merklich, Monday, 22 October 2007 22:23 (eighteen years ago)

Except where they are of noticably different size.

o-O

― Eazy, Monday, 22 October 2007 22:28 (eighteen years ago)

Er that was the point, dammit I should have boldfaced the emoticon. Never mind, happyface emoticon!

― anatol_merklich, Monday, 22 October 2007 22:32 (eighteen years ago)

i could never walk around with a pair of tits under my shirt. i'd get nothing done. shit, i'd probably never leave the house.

I know men who can barely leave the house because of their penises.

― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 22 October 2007 23:26 (eighteen years ago)

mine is nothing but trouble.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 22 October 2007 23:28 (eighteen years ago)

a soft pair of tits though.... man, they've never done me wrong.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 22 October 2007 23:28 (eighteen years ago)

i think individual names is kind of o_O

Except where they are of noticably different size.

http://www.someboobsarebiggerthanothers.com

― ken c, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 01:02 (eighteen years ago)

Didn't Ray Cokes (in MTV's Most Wanted) have a female assistant whose boobs were called "The Boys"?

― Tuomas, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 07:23 (eighteen years ago)

Ray Cokes! He's the guy I know very dodgy gossip about. Thanks for the reminder.

― Mark C, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 10:25 (eighteen years ago)

has he had breast reduction surgery?

― ken c, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 10:30 (eighteen years ago)

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