when youre so drunk you cant find the drunk threads

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THEN THIS IS THE THREAD FOR YOU.

i dont know how i wound up like this, but here i am. and im surprised i am able to type legibly. maybe im not drunk enough!?

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 05:09 (twenty-one years ago)

You drunken bum.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 05:12 (twenty-one years ago)

actually, i just had some coworkers over and realized that i still have an entire bottle of wine still open. tomorrow will not be fun.

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 05:15 (twenty-one years ago)

enjoy this, then:

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20041116/ap_en_mu/music_lil_jon

― kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 05:19 (twenty-one years ago)

i hate lil jon.

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 05:21 (twenty-one years ago)

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 05:57 (twenty-one years ago)

at least you succeeded in getting drunk; you're doing better than me!

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 05:59 (twenty-one years ago)

How can you fail at that, unless you aren't really trying hard enough?

― Kenan (kenan), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 06:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I have some whiskey left. I'll share.

― Kenan (kenan), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 06:09 (twenty-one years ago)

i had coworkers over and they left a bottle of wine.i just dont feel its right putting it back into the fridge.

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 06:10 (twenty-one years ago)

a thread after my own heart

― bulbs (bulbs), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 08:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, Orbit went to bed, so I drank her share of the whiskey. I'm not too drunk to find any other drunk thread, but I appreciate the novelty and convenience of this one.

― Kenan (kenan), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 08:31 (twenty-one years ago)

i like the way maria repeated the comment about the coworker and the last bottle of wine, i do that a lot when i'm drunk.

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 08:34 (twenty-one years ago)

haha what is the time kenan?

― bulbs (bulbs), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 08:34 (twenty-one years ago)

2:40am here. Et tu?

― Kenan (kenan), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 08:35 (twenty-one years ago)

7.40 pm

thas great. i had three beers.

what are you doing?

― bulbs (bulbs), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 08:36 (twenty-one years ago)

and it's 4:40pm here. i predict i will be getting drunk in about 5 hours time.

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 08:37 (twenty-one years ago)

whoah...i forgot that. you'll wait til near 10 to get drunk?

― bulbs (bulbs), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 08:38 (twenty-one years ago)

i have a course on until 9pm then i'm going to the pub after that. it's with uni crew who don't have to work tomorrow (bastards) but i do so i won't be getting blotto or anything

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 08:39 (twenty-one years ago)

what are you doing?

avoiding sleep, because I know it will only lead to more work.

― Kenan (kenan), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 08:40 (twenty-one years ago)

no, literally. i know what i DO when i'm stumbling around at that time. i mean apart from posting. are you listening to Led Zep?

― bulbs (bulbs), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 08:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Method Man, actually.

― Kenan (kenan), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 08:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Smoking too much, wearing no pants.

― Kenan (kenan), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 08:44 (twenty-one years ago)

ya see you rise in my estimation everytime we chat.

― bulbs (bulbs), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 08:44 (twenty-one years ago)

careful where you ash then kenan

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 08:44 (twenty-one years ago)

seriously. what happened?

xpost

― bulbs (bulbs), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 08:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I have an ashtray, gem. Don't worry.

Bulbs likes me! He really likes me!

― Kenan (kenan), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 08:46 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm feeling slightly weird about this. maybe i'm confusing you with southall.

― bulbs (bulbs), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 08:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Sometimes you safely could, or so I've noticed.

― Kenan (kenan), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 08:47 (twenty-one years ago)

seriously. what happened?

To what? This confuses me.

― Kenan (kenan), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 08:48 (twenty-one years ago)

i didn't like you and now i find you are v.likeable. i'm assuming you had some therapy?

― bulbs (bulbs), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 08:51 (twenty-one years ago)

haha no. I just decided to stop acting like an asshole every chance I got.

x-post Let me put this to rest. I am not doing anything of any import. I am smoking a cigarette, listeing (now) to Jay-Z, and almost done with my alcohol, which means I will pass out soon. There is nothing special about any of this, as far as I know.

― Kenan (kenan), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 08:53 (twenty-one years ago)

ah it feels good.

― bulbs (bulbs), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 08:56 (twenty-one years ago)

(for those not tuned in to the live feed, I am currently giving bulbs a blowjob.)

― Kenan (kenan), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 08:59 (twenty-one years ago)

very nice too. sorry to take advantage of you when you are intoxicated. rest assured i will still respect you in the morning.

― bulbs (bulbs), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 09:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey, I'm not the only inotoxicated one here. Don't lay it all on me.

― Kenan (kenan), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 09:15 (twenty-one years ago)

sorry i though tyou had passed out.

― bulbs (bulbs), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 09:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I AM HIGH GIMME A BEER

― Does John Coltrane Dream of a Merry-go-round? (ex machina), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 09:23 (twenty-one years ago)

no. pay me.

― Kenan (kenan), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 09:25 (twenty-one years ago)

ima give you one jon lets be friends

― bulbs (bulbs), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 09:28 (twenty-one years ago)

yer me besht mates

― bulbs (bulbs), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 09:31 (twenty-one years ago)

OMG drunk man hugs are teh best

― Kenan (kenan), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 09:32 (twenty-one years ago)

*falls over*

― bulbs (bulbs), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 09:33 (twenty-one years ago)

(that's not true, actually. sober naked hugs from naked girls are by far the best. but at this hour, I can't quibble.)

― Kenan (kenan), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 09:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Bulbs, GET UP! GET UP AND DRINK! YOU PUSSY, YOU CAN DRINK MORE THAN THAT!

― Kenan (kenan), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 09:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Aww, look at the cwute ickle drunkards!

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 09:38 (twenty-one years ago)

sorry kenan it was the post coital snooze. what time is it again? i was dreaming of...of...naked girls hugging me

― bulbs (bulbs), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 09:39 (twenty-one years ago)

also i just checked the other thread and i don't believe you are drunk. frankenstein pfah!

― bulbs (bulbs), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 09:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I like that book a lot, and know it all too well. I can talk about it in my sleep.

― Kenan (kenan), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 09:42 (twenty-one years ago)

LOVE ISNT JUST A FEELING ITS SHAVING YOUR BALLS

― Does John Coltrane Dream of a Merry-go-round? (ex machina), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 09:44 (twenty-one years ago)

You watched "American Wedding" tonight!

― Kenan (kenan), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 09:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I have diffuciult time in the imagination that this is necessary

― Sami Jheryllkanyga, Wednesday, 17 November 2004 09:50 (twenty-one years ago)

his horror in his failed at thaty task

― bulbs (bulbs), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 09:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Now do you believe I'm drunk?

― Kenan (kenan), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 09:56 (twenty-one years ago)

haha yes ok. and jon's high. and all the people posting here aren't just AI constructs designed to get me to feel inferior.

― bulbs (bulbs), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 09:59 (twenty-one years ago)

i must to bed

― bulbs (bulbs), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 10:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I cleaned my flat and found a bottle of wine. I need toclean my flat more often if I find my secret stashes of booze. of course i brought it to reahearsal and we drank it and then me and Darren almost got in a punchup over whether the Smiths werre shit or not and I quit and even though it was the most convivial rehearsal yet up until this point I'm so annoyed and shocked and horrified over this fundamental... zen paradigm shift in terms of reference points that... god, I need to buy another bottle of wine on the way home. And then hide it somewhere in my flat.

― The Grain of Sand in Lambeth That Satan Cannot Find (kate), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:43 (twenty-one years ago)

seven months pass...

hi dere.

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 18 June 2005 04:27 (twenty years ago)

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 18 June 2005 04:30 (twenty years ago)

why did i just open another beer?

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 18 June 2005 04:50 (twenty years ago)

because you don't have any wine.

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 18 June 2005 04:51 (twenty years ago)

ah. but i do. i forget that i do.

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 18 June 2005 05:03 (twenty years ago)

i don't like to mix, tho. another night, perhaps. maybe when i am on the phone with my paramour.

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 18 June 2005 05:03 (twenty years ago)

paramour!!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 18 June 2005 05:05 (twenty years ago)

i don't know what to call her! it's a messy situation. she lives far away.

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 18 June 2005 05:07 (twenty years ago)

i know, i'm suddenly amateurist, right?

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 18 June 2005 05:07 (twenty years ago)

haha. i am no way drunk. two long necks of home brew. 4 o'clock in the afternoon. relative visit imminant.

paramour is fine jaymc. classy

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Saturday, 18 June 2005 05:10 (twenty years ago)

where does she live? how did you meet?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 18 June 2005 05:11 (twenty years ago)

it's complicated.

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 18 June 2005 05:12 (twenty years ago)

you should ring her.

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Saturday, 18 June 2005 05:12 (twenty years ago)

i won't press the issue!!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 18 June 2005 05:12 (twenty years ago)

i'm on AIM right now!

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 18 June 2005 05:13 (twenty years ago)

is that an invitation to confidence...or yr talking with her?

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Saturday, 18 June 2005 05:15 (twenty years ago)

the former.

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 18 June 2005 05:17 (twenty years ago)

Montreal is pure insanity, just danced in the rain with all three bands, and I was only wearing sandals - officially mentally deceased as of now ... I'm moving to this bitch I swear to God.

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Saturday, 18 June 2005 05:18 (twenty years ago)

nice!! i wish i coulda gone out tonight! but i'm off in 2 hours anyway

― s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 18 June 2005 05:19 (twenty years ago)

two months pass...

So much Yagermneister
Applaud you peasants!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 5 September 2005 07:33 (twenty years ago)

I applaud you for having yon stomach to drink Jager, you crazy Canadian ;P

I wish I could get drunk with a load of cute ILXorboys.

Er... what? :D

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 5 September 2005 07:40 (twenty years ago)

trayce, send n00dz

― Fushigina Blobby: Blobania no Kiki (ex machina), Monday, 5 September 2005 07:41 (twenty years ago)

"a load"

― renegade bus (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 5 September 2005 07:42 (twenty years ago)

Jon, you have to convince me with more... um... begging, yeah thats it =)

(bahahah Jody)

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 5 September 2005 07:59 (twenty years ago)

(disclaimer: though I am not drunk, I *am* at work and bored, so same thing really)

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 5 September 2005 07:59 (twenty years ago)

There's no way you can revive a thread like this when you're drunk! ;-)

― nathalie's pocket revolution (stevie nixed), Monday, 5 September 2005 08:02 (twenty years ago)

I'm still bored.

Did Thermo pass out or something?

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 5 September 2005 09:15 (twenty years ago)

If you can find this thread, then you can find the actual drunk threads -> all of the revivals of this thread are filthy lies!

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 5 September 2005 09:20 (twenty years ago)

I passed ouit. But I'm up now. I thought I had to go golf with my old man but it seems that's actually next weekend - so now I can go right back to sleep and maybe wake up sober.

Andrew that really hurts. i searched "drunk" and this was the 1st thread i saw where as the "i r drunk u r applaud" thread was no where in sight!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 5 September 2005 13:34 (twenty years ago)

So maybe I could have been a bit less lazy. i scrolled a bit - but i was in ahurry and figured i'd just use this thread while it was true. Jag makes me impulsive.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 5 September 2005 13:38 (twenty years ago)

...and irresistible to the ladies

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 5 September 2005 13:39 (twenty years ago)

someone lock this thread before i post again.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 5 September 2005 13:40 (twenty years ago)

I applaud you for having yon stomach to drink Jager
It's my younger son's 21st birthday. Last night at 11:45 my older son drove him out to the bar. Between 12:00 when he became legal and last call at 12:30 he drank a couple of beers, a vodka & tonic and a Jagermeister "bomb," whatever that is. And this was after a couple of beers and a shot of tequila with dinner. This morning he hopped out of bed, totally fine. Are we a genetically gifted family or what? I'm going to enter him in the county fair.

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Monday, 5 September 2005 13:44 (twenty years ago)

i got too drunk every single night of this three-day weekend. yikes.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 5 September 2005 13:59 (twenty years ago)

You should be ashamed.

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Monday, 5 September 2005 14:15 (twenty years ago)

three months pass...

I wanted the drunk and applauding thread but this came up first so I will post here!

I AM DRUNK

― Mickey (modestmickey), Saturday, 10 December 2005 08:37 (twenty years ago)

P.S.
ILX SEARCHING is terrible I never find what the fuck I want

― Mickey (modestmickey), Saturday, 10 December 2005 08:38 (twenty years ago)

here you go

but of course, i'm not drunk so it was easy to find. google searches are usually faster than the ilx search.

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 10 December 2005 08:44 (twenty years ago)

I can never understand how, if you're drunk, you can still type so well, people. HOW DO YOU DO IT?

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Saturday, 10 December 2005 08:45 (twenty years ago)

five months pass...

i found this thread! i am still somewhat functionally literate!

i think!

― kingfish doesn't live here anymore (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 18 May 2006 05:11 (twenty years ago)

i tried to write a thread whilst incredibly drunk the other day. it took me nearly ten minutes to type a handful of sentences (and 30 seconds to delete it with maximum regret)

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Thursday, 18 May 2006 05:24 (twenty years ago)

how did you find this? type 'drunk' into search twice?

― jergins (jergins), Thursday, 18 May 2006 06:40 (twenty years ago)

http://ilx.p3r.net/newanswers.php?board=13

― jergins (jergins), Thursday, 18 May 2006 06:41 (twenty years ago)

eleven months pass...

what i want i will take, what you think you that you know
oh such a awful mistake

― Noodle Vague, Monday, 30 April 2007 00:34 (nineteen years ago)

Note to self: reading drunk threads yrv posted on when yr sober = bad idea *cringe*. Why I such a tart.

― Trayce, Monday, 30 April 2007 02:58 (nineteen years ago)

HEY YOU GUYS

― river wolf, Monday, 30 April 2007 03:42 (nineteen years ago)

^^^^ drunk

― river wolf, Monday, 30 April 2007 03:51 (nineteen years ago)

I wd be drunk if it wasnt Monday 2pm and I was at work.

― Trayce, Monday, 30 April 2007 03:52 (nineteen years ago)

that is because you live in that other place

― river wolf, Monday, 30 April 2007 03:59 (nineteen years ago)

i got hi

― JW, Monday, 30 April 2007 05:56 (nineteen years ago)

that is because you live in that other place

u mean the FUTURE!

― Trayce, Monday, 30 April 2007 05:58 (nineteen years ago)

Rocky Mountain Oysters
Largest Feed
Annually
in Eagle, ID

So you can live your fantasies of Chevy Chase in FUNNY FARM

just so you drinks know

― Abbott, Monday, 30 April 2007 06:06 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

hay guys. i'd fuck brett andseron until every bone in his body was broken.

― andi, Thursday, 17 May 2007 23:59 (nineteen years ago)

i'mdrunkhelpmecheerup.

― not--goodwin, Friday, 18 May 2007 00:01 (nineteen years ago)

but what about brett farvrer?

xpost

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 18 May 2007 00:09 (nineteen years ago)

if this is the best drunk conversation, i'll leave it thanks...

― not--goodwin, Friday, 18 May 2007 00:11 (nineteen years ago)

i liek you guys. i've been lurking here for a couple years, and now i'm posting. i'm drunk. i would totally fuck a ghost. call me, 'the ghostfucker'. because, i would fcuk one. ok?

― andi, Friday, 18 May 2007 00:18 (nineteen years ago)

shitfucks

― andi, Friday, 18 May 2007 00:19 (nineteen years ago)

well if you do andi, make sure you get a pic...

― not--goodwin, Friday, 18 May 2007 00:32 (nineteen years ago)

thats gross xpost

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 18 May 2007 00:37 (nineteen years ago)

I shot pool with a beautiful Andi once.

― Eazy, Friday, 18 May 2007 01:34 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahahahaha

― Surmounter, Friday, 18 May 2007 02:43 (nineteen years ago)

i wanna fuck everyone with my same name.

― andi, Friday, 18 May 2007 03:39 (nineteen years ago)

http://images.google.com.au/images?hl=en&q=andi&gbv=2

there's some haawt ones around.

― Drooone, Friday, 18 May 2007 03:40 (nineteen years ago)

i wanna fuck them all. even the ghosts.

― andi, Friday, 18 May 2007 03:42 (nineteen years ago)

i'm drinking straight vodka out of a faded new kids on the block cup. i'm ready to fuck anything with blonde or translucent white hair. dark entries. dark entries. dark entries.

― andi, Friday, 18 May 2007 03:46 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.mariemontschools.org/halsall/images/anigifs/ANDi.gif

HAWT

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 18 May 2007 03:49 (nineteen years ago)

i'm listening to suede. i'd still fuck this fucker.

― andi, Friday, 18 May 2007 03:50 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.jodywheat.com/andi/Andi_look_sm.jpg

HAWTA

― Drooone, Friday, 18 May 2007 03:50 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.crochetme.com/2006-Fall/images/favesweater_andi_main.jpg

HAWTEST

― Drooone, Friday, 18 May 2007 03:52 (nineteen years ago)

i'd probably fuck both of those.

― andi, Friday, 18 May 2007 03:54 (nineteen years ago)

But would you marry them?