Naming contest. Wanna win 100 bucks?

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So my Oregon-based company is thinking of getting into the business of offering insurance coverage to people on Medicare and management has offered a reward for the employee who offers the winning name. Please throw some my way and if yours is picked, I'll send you $100 for your troubles... Extra credit if you can fit 'care' into the name. Go!

― OregonCashMoneyMillionaire, Thursday, 18 November 2004 21:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Care Bear Cousins(tm): Oregon Division

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 18 November 2004 21:47 (twenty-one years ago)

More care, less bear - But otherwise great! Keep 'em coming!

― OregonCashMoneyMillionaire, Thursday, 18 November 2004 21:48 (twenty-one years ago)

carea 69

― parakeet_esparanto (parakeetesparanto), Thursday, 18 November 2004 21:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Caresure

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 18 November 2004 21:52 (twenty-one years ago)

OMNICARE

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 18 November 2004 21:52 (twenty-one years ago)

TEH PUSSYWILLOW FOUNDATION

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 18 November 2004 21:53 (twenty-one years ago)

dirty vicare

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 18 November 2004 21:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Senioricare

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 18 November 2004 21:54 (twenty-one years ago)

or SureCare! Thanks Spencer, I'm submitting that one.

Please keep 'em rolling in.

― OregonCashMoney..., Thursday, 18 November 2004 21:54 (twenty-one years ago)

MCare+

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 18 November 2004 21:54 (twenty-one years ago)

careol king

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 18 November 2004 21:54 (twenty-one years ago)

care on earth is carmen sandiago

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 18 November 2004 21:55 (twenty-one years ago)

caresmile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 18 November 2004 21:57 (twenty-one years ago)

OR Care

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 18 November 2004 21:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Caretron

― LSTD (answer) (sexyDancer), Thursday, 18 November 2004 21:58 (twenty-one years ago)

We-Care-A-Lot

― Nemo (JND), Thursday, 18 November 2004 21:59 (twenty-one years ago)

ReallyCare

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:01 (twenty-one years ago)

CareNet

nah, sounds like hairnet.

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Although if the health insurance company in question is in fact HealthNet...

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:03 (twenty-one years ago)

'Care' was just a suggestion but doesn't necessarily need to be in the name. What about names that make allusions to Medicare? or Oregon?

― OregonCashMoney, Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:04 (twenty-one years ago)

StumpCare

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Willamedical

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:05 (twenty-one years ago)

The Healthy Beavers Program

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm guessing that you live in Portland, Casuistry? Those last three are brilliant, btw...

― oregoncashmoney, Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Sunstone Medical

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:07 (twenty-one years ago)

MediCareOgon

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Caretek

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:08 (twenty-one years ago)

caresmile totally wins!

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Careco

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:09 (twenty-one years ago)

CareWar

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:10 (twenty-one years ago)

"MediCareOgon" = I knew it was a good idea to post this question here!

― oregoncashmoney, Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:11 (twenty-one years ago)

CareOr

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Careful OR

It's kinda open-ended. Moreso if you say it out loud.

― martin m. (mushrush), Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:14 (twenty-one years ago)

pwnocare

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, I'm in PDX.

A friend of mine used to be a freelance naming consultant and he used to get me to help provide him with names. Because you needed to come up with, like, 100 at a time. But you got paid $1 or $2 for each name. So it all worked out.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:16 (twenty-one years ago)

LiveForever

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:17 (twenty-one years ago)

the care witch project

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:20 (twenty-one years ago)

LiveForever

Just capitalize it differently:

livefORever

― martin m. (mushrush), Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Jefferson Free State Insurance

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, oh: CascadiaCare.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Live Free or Die Expensively

― Kenan (kenan), Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:26 (twenty-one years ago)

CareLess

― Orbit (Orbit), Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Super Care 7

― LSTD (answer) (sexyDancer), Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Supplemitnz!

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Caresurance, Inc.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Vespa, Int'l.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:32 (twenty-one years ago)

The Beatles.

― Ian John50n (orion), Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:36 (twenty-one years ago)

HerbaFresh.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:36 (twenty-one years ago)

XtremeCare!

(the exclaimation point is key)

― Kenan (kenan), Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:38 (twenty-one years ago)

THE PLACE WITH THE GOOD CARE IN OREGON

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:39 (twenty-one years ago)

OREGANO.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:39 (twenty-one years ago)

OREGAYES

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:41 (twenty-one years ago)

OREGAMAYBE

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Ubercare

― Orbit (Orbit), Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:42 (twenty-one years ago)

OreGasm

― Kenan (kenan), Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:42 (twenty-one years ago)

The Very Nazi Healtcare Plan.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Eugenicare!

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:44 (twenty-one years ago)

"Thinning the population one poor person at a time."

― Kenan (kenan), Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I'M TOTALLY SERIOUS ABOUT THE 100 BUCKS PLEASE GIVE ME GOOD SUGGESTIONS

― oregoncashmoney, Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Insuraide

― god made dirt and dirt bust ass (papa november), Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:53 (twenty-one years ago)

oregonanonymouspostertakingthepisscare

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Oregongofuckyourselfyouain'tggettinnohealth Care

― Kenan (kenan), Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:55 (twenty-one years ago)

That's how brainstorming works, though: You have to go through a ton of bad ideas to find the good ones. You don't want to supress the terrible ideas.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Youshouldn'thavevotedfornader Care

― Kenan (kenan), Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:56 (twenty-one years ago)

That said, $100 for coming up with a name that gets used for this kind of project is waaaaaaaaaaay below market prices.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:56 (twenty-one years ago)

canadaain'tsofarawayyouknowcare

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Nader wasn't even on the ballot this time, Kenan!

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:56 (twenty-one years ago)

still.

― Kenan (kenan), Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Still what? Oregon went to the Dems in 2000 and 2004.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey, I know! Let's fight about it!

― Kenan (kenan), Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, the company's trying to get this one on the cheap. They opened it up to the entire company at a all-staff meeting this morning. I'm sure that for the most part, the suggestions that they are going to recieve are going to fall into the 'you get what you pay for' category.

― oregoncashmoney, Thursday, 18 November 2004 23:01 (twenty-one years ago)

"For when your elected government fucks you in the ass and gives you gonorrhaea... SOLO HEALTH. You're on your own."

― Ol' prune face (Mark C), Thursday, 18 November 2004 23:05 (twenty-one years ago)

CheapCare

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 18 November 2004 23:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Cash+Care

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 18 November 2004 23:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe the management is thinking, "hey, if it worked for nike to pay a design student a pittance to come up with the nike swoosh, then maybe it will work for us too!"

― oregoncashmoney, Thursday, 18 November 2004 23:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Pacific Healthful Company.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 18 November 2004 23:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll give $200 to the person who makes the most milk shoot out of my nose when I laugh at their completely ridiculous but funny suggestion.

So TAKE THAT!

― martin m. (mushrush), Thursday, 18 November 2004 23:07 (twenty-one years ago)

who's ahead so far?

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 18 November 2004 23:08 (twenty-one years ago)

(Please say "Eugenicare!")

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 18 November 2004 23:08 (twenty-one years ago)

(It's Oregon-related and everything!)

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 18 November 2004 23:08 (twenty-one years ago)

The funny thing is that companies now spend tons of money at design firms for them to come up with the Nike swoosh. Sometimes they are clever and turn the swoosh upside-down.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 18 November 2004 23:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Didn't Eugenicare put out that record? Oomalama or whatever it was called?

― martin m. (mushrush), Thursday, 18 November 2004 23:11 (twenty-one years ago)

George W. Bush Eldercare Foundation

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 18 November 2004 23:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Not to derail, but does anyone know what became of that Nike-Swoosh-designing student? Is he/she penniless and living in the gutter?

Martin M - You are thinking of VaselineCare

― oregoncashmoney, Thursday, 18 November 2004 23:14 (twenty-one years ago)

interslice? what about edgecom? compuglobalhypermeganet care group?

― darren m, Thursday, 18 November 2004 23:14 (twenty-one years ago)

The Management already considered 'compuglobalhypermeganet' but unfortunately the domain name was already taken.

― oregoncash money, Thursday, 18 November 2004 23:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Not to derail, BUT I'M TOTALLY SERIOUS ABOUT THE TWO HUNDRED BUCKS. Milk out my nose, yo...

― martin m. (mushrush), Thursday, 18 November 2004 23:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Flancrest enterprises?

― darren m, Thursday, 18 November 2004 23:20 (twenty-one years ago)

MaxiMedi

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 18 November 2004 23:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Martin M - I like the image of you taking in a mouthful of milk in anticipation everytime you hit 'refresh'.

― oregoncashmoney, Thursday, 18 November 2004 23:21 (twenty-one years ago)

PleaseDon'tFleeToCanadaCare

― Orbit (Orbit), Thursday, 18 November 2004 23:21 (twenty-one years ago)

HealthScoop

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 18 November 2004 23:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Pills Plus

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 18 November 2004 23:22 (twenty-one years ago)

The Kitzhaber Plan.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 18 November 2004 23:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Alright Orbit, that one is definitely up there.

It occurs to me that I should purchase milk so I can accurately judge these.

brb.

― martin m. (mushrush), Thursday, 18 November 2004 23:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Careisma, or does that sound too much like a genital disease?

― darren m, Thursday, 18 November 2004 23:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Happy Tree Care

― Orbit (Orbit), Thursday, 18 November 2004 23:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Care Unit

Care Lair

ShareCare

Pears That Cares

― Hari Ashurst (Toaster), Thursday, 18 November 2004 23:23 (twenty-one years ago)

HealthFetish

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 18 November 2004 23:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Carefree [tm]

― Orbit (Orbit), Thursday, 18 November 2004 23:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm gonna have to say

CARE OR DIE

― martin m. (mushrush), Thursday, 18 November 2004 23:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Oregon*ball-gag*Care, LLC

― oregoncashmoney, Thursday, 18 November 2004 23:26 (twenty-one years ago)

DieKarezen

― Orbit (Orbit), Thursday, 18 November 2004 23:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Who Cares?

― martin m. (mushrush), Thursday, 18 November 2004 23:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Oregon*ball-sac*Care, LLC

― martin m. (mushrush), Thursday, 18 November 2004 23:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Oregon "Nut-Jugglin" Care, LLC

― darren m, Thursday, 18 November 2004 23:29 (twenty-one years ago)

What about a name that invokes one of these ideas:

helping hands
safety nets
life jackets/preservers
friends
shoulder to lean on
someone to depend on

― oregoncashmoney, Thursday, 18 November 2004 23:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Whew. I thought for a second that we killed this thread.

― martin m. (mushrush), Thursday, 18 November 2004 23:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I just got fired for proposing 'Oregon "Nut-Jugglin" Care, LLC'. Thanks a lot darren m.!!

― oregoncashmoney, Thursday, 18 November 2004 23:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I have it on pretty good authority* that darren m went home for the day after posting that one, so I dunno when he'll see what he's done.

*He is my brother. Seriously.

― martin m. (mushrush), Thursday, 18 November 2004 23:36 (twenty-one years ago)

OK then let me change that joke to:

I just got fired for proposing 'Oregon "ball-sac" Care, LLC'. Thanks a lot martin m.!!

― oregoncashmoney, Thursday, 18 November 2004 23:38 (twenty-one years ago)

touche'

― martin m. (mushrush), Thursday, 18 November 2004 23:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Carachute

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 18 November 2004 23:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I think that Carechute is gonna win us the money my friend!

― oregoncashmoney, Friday, 19 November 2004 00:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Seriously... Capital Health of Oregon

Less than seriously... IllnixOR

― Aimless (Aimless), Friday, 19 November 2004 00:48 (twenty-one years ago)

HelpyCare

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 19 November 2004 02:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Switcheroo

― asdf troll, Friday, 19 November 2004 02:37 (twenty-one years ago)

"The Oregon Health Pain"

― J. J. James (jjjames), Friday, 19 November 2004 05:16 (twenty-one years ago)

How about CareMeriHealth?

― Hurting (Hurting), Friday, 19 November 2004 05:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Ian totally wins

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 19 November 2004 05:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Mediphile

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 19 November 2004 05:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Good one.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 19 November 2004 06:14 (twenty-one years ago)

C.F.I. Care

(Brilliant!)

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 19 November 2004 09:08 (twenty-one years ago)

TurtleKnob

― Big Baby Bingo (Chris V), Friday, 19 November 2004 12:58 (twenty-one years ago)

"Insurgency? In surgery? Whatever your insurance needs try...."

― De Doo Doo Doo De Da Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 19 November 2004 13:01 (twenty-one years ago)

caresmile is still the winner so far

care supply

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 19 November 2004 13:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Redicare
Extracare
Tenderlovincare
LikeIcare
Supplementacare

― Maria D. (Maria D.), Friday, 19 November 2004 14:31 (twenty-one years ago)

There Care
There, There Care
Careway to Heaven

― Maria D. (Maria D.), Friday, 19 November 2004 14:35 (twenty-one years ago)

rarecare
care to be different
jon la care
a little extra care
who cares wins

― lukey (Lukey G), Friday, 19 November 2004 14:37 (twenty-one years ago)

C4r3X0r

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 19 November 2004 14:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Pubicare

― NickB (NickB), Friday, 19 November 2004 15:00 (twenty-one years ago)

RealCare
LifeCare
HelpNet

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 19 November 2004 21:15 (twenty-one years ago)

GeneriCare.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 19 November 2004 21:16 (twenty-one years ago)

FoundationCare

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 19 November 2004 21:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Care-eem Abdul-Jabbar.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 19 November 2004 21:26 (twenty-one years ago)

CareNet

TitaniCare

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 20 November 2004 17:04 (twenty-one years ago)

careal sharon

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 21 November 2004 16:26 (twenty-one years ago)

careosmith

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 21 November 2004 16:26 (twenty-one years ago)

careoplain

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 21 November 2004 16:26 (twenty-one years ago)

hand care

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 21 November 2004 16:27 (twenty-one years ago)

care care caresputin

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 21 November 2004 16:27 (twenty-one years ago)

vladicare putin

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 21 November 2004 16:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Care Care Binks

― Casuistry (Chris P), Sunday, 21 November 2004 16:28 (twenty-one years ago)

care traffic control

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 21 November 2004 16:30 (twenty-one years ago)

American Careline

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 21 November 2004 16:30 (twenty-one years ago)

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