Oh Gosh, Happy Birthday, Gear!

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― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 21:28 (twenty-one years ago)

happy birfday!

― kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 21:30 (twenty-one years ago)

In honor of your birthday, I have picked some flowers and knifed a hobo.

U R teh roXor.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 21:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Lord, I forgot about this! Sir, for all the joy and tales and accounts of the bizarreness of life -- and yes, for THAT thread in particular -- I salute you. Happy birthday!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 21:35 (twenty-one years ago)

yay gear!

you are fantastic, especially on your birthday

― todd swiss (eliti), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 21:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Yay Gear! Happy birthday, may you continue to entertain us with your great stories.

Professor Frink says... MOYYY GLAYVEN!

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― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 21:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Happy Birthday! Off to listen to St Etienne in your honor.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 21:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Happy birthday Gear! Hopefully it will produce more L.A. hijinx.

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 21:38 (twenty-one years ago)

happy bday!

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 21:39 (twenty-one years ago)

happy birthday gear!!!!!!

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 21:41 (twenty-one years ago)

ROCK ON, DAWG, YOU MY DAWG.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 21:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Happy birthday! Never go into reverse, Gear!

― caitlin (caitlin), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 21:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Happy birthday... I hope somebody gives you a clean couch.

― I Am Curious (George) (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 21:51 (twenty-one years ago)

yay dude! i wish i could give you a bday bukkake!

― chaki in charge (chaki), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 21:52 (twenty-one years ago)

bukkake and cake and Etienne and new couches! o this is truly the best birthday, I am ever so happy!

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 22:11 (twenty-one years ago)

here's my bday present to you http://hobosexual.com/

― JaXoN (JasonD), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 22:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Ha, I've got nothing after Gear and JaXoN's comments. Happy Birthday Gear!!

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 22:14 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.kidloco.com/tour/pix_tour/sarah.jpg

Sarah sez: happy birthday, Gear!

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 23:10 (twenty-one years ago)

hAPPY bIRTHDAY, ho!

― adam... (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 23:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I love you all, esp. Sarah Cracknell

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 23:21 (twenty-one years ago)

happy birthday

― beanz (beanz), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 23:27 (twenty-one years ago)

melkam lidet gear, you poll fixer you (kidding, kidding)

― H (Heruy), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 23:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Happy Birthday!

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 00:14 (twenty-one years ago)

GEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR.

Happy Birthday!

― miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 00:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Happy birthday, Gear! Here's to a year of wonder and delight (and less messing up of your furniture, even if it resulted in an entertaining thread to read)!

― Drama Queen Wannabe (Dee the Lurker), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 06:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude! Rockstar! When are we gonna meet?

― Remy (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 07:42 (twenty-one years ago)

(err, if anybody ever referred to me as 'rockstar' I would refuse to meet them.)

― Remy (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 07:42 (twenty-one years ago)

i am teh drunk right nwo despite having to work in the morning which is kay, becase i told my boss 'i might be hungover n the morning so dont expect a good day of work out of me lol;, i think i might have actually said the word 'lol' to him, which might mean i've already been fired for being a loser, lol. anyway i saw this industrial duo called babyland at spaceland, it was pretty fucking gfreat even if there were only 15 people in the crowd. i moshed with what i'[m fairly sure was a lesbian and i played pool briefly and lost. i have hal;f a pack of smokes in my pocket that has been there for a mnoth and i plabn on not smoking ahymore after this pack if done, because i read a british study that said 'if you quit smoking by tyhr time you're 30 you're in the clear' and i said, well dammit that;s it then, might as well just quit by the time i'm thirty. if you recall, and by 'you' i mean the 5 ilxors who might remember this, i mad e avaliant effort to quit backa few months ago and i mostly succeeded, sicne i stoped inhaling cigs around that time, thusly cutting down on the damage to my lungs. well now i'm quiting for good, completely., no more caveats or anything, sjust straight up no smokin'. well see how long this lasts. for my brthday from a friend i received a six-pack of an energy drink called Gay Fuel, whcih apaprently isn'ty on the markey yet. he said he had to mail order it. i told him, better Gay Fuel than Gay Dad, becuase they suck and don't know much about rap. he loked at me funny, which maks sense since this was when I was long past sober and wasn't making sence, and who the hell knows who Gay dad is anyway? for every gay dad fan in Maerica there are 15 menswear fans am i right folx? by the wya this poll i just conducted was crazy, i recommend that anhtyone who conducts the 80s poll or the 70s poll to use a format like stevem did, because i had to use a crudely constrcuted excel file and then add up the ballots, then re-add to make sure no errors were made. how bout that wu-tang clan huh. no more bitching about st eteinne please they're really good. also, i predict that the smiths will dominates the 80s and this is not my personal choice byt just as precition pf sorts. fuck this i need slepp.

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 09:08 (twenty-one years ago)

haha i love drunken typing. happy birthday gear!

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 09:11 (twenty-one years ago)

happee birthday to you

― Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 09:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Happy! Birthday! Gear!

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 10:46 (twenty-one years ago)

hap-hap-hap-hap-happpppppy birfday

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 10:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Happy B-Day, G! For you, I slept with M4ur4 T13rn3y. And then I knifed myself.

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 10:51 (twenty-one years ago)

publishing the 90s poll, i can't think of a better way to have spent the day

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 11:00 (twenty-one years ago)

You're larger than life! Happy birthday Gear!

― Ol' prune face (Mark C), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 11:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Happy hangover, Gear dude. You are consistently amusing.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 11:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Gear, I love you. (And Babyland are great!)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 13:32 (twenty-one years ago)

ow my head

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 16:14 (twenty-one years ago)

That's the stuff, happy birthday

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 16:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Happy birthday Gear you mentalist. Hope you have no new stains to contend with in the morning.

― Archel (Archel), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 16:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Happy birthday Gear.

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 16:19 (twenty-one years ago)

#1
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GEAR! - And Many More (10,000 points, 100 votes, 100 first place votes)
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Drunken posts are the best!
-- briania

― briania (briania), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 16:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Rah for drunk! (Boo for hangover.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 16:33 (twenty-one years ago)

is it too late? happy birthday!

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 25 November 2004 01:42 (twenty-one years ago)

eleven months pass...

i am self-aggrandizing

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 19:04 (twenty years ago)

EAT ONE MORE CAKE

― Dan (And So On) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 19:06 (twenty years ago)

Happy Birthday, gear!

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 19:08 (twenty years ago)

Have a happy birthday, gear!

― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 19:08 (twenty years ago)

likewise

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 19:08 (twenty years ago)

YAY CAKE BIRFDAY

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 19:09 (twenty years ago)

Happy birthday!

― I do feel guilty for getting any perverse amusement out of it (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 19:11 (twenty years ago)

happy b-day!

― Jena (JenaP), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 19:13 (twenty years ago)

Maura (if she's lurking) has the perfect cake for you!

― Dan (Really!) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 19:13 (twenty years ago)

(!)

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 19:14 (twenty years ago)

THAT WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO SOUND DIRTY

― Dan (Oops) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 19:16 (twenty years ago)

Your middle name belies this.

― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 19:18 (twenty years ago)

Now mack on Luna.

― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 19:18 (twenty years ago)

Okay I am done for the day.

― Dan (HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 19:20 (twenty years ago)

happy birthday, gear!(!)

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 19:20 (twenty years ago)

http://www.spaghettiwesterns.com.ar/Imagenes/SergioLeone/SergioLeone3.jpg

Hey, I get to be the first one to honour the Day of Gear by posting a Leone pic, sweet!

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 19:21 (twenty years ago)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 19:22 (twenty years ago)

Happy birthday, gear and many happy returns!

― Jaq (Jaq), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 19:22 (twenty years ago)

Happy Birthday! Cubs in 2006!

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 19:25 (twenty years ago)

This year, I knifed the flowers and picked the hobo. Didn't work as well. Happy birthday anyway!

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 19:26 (twenty years ago)

happy birthday! http://justjustin.nsync.nu/emoticonsforjjb/dance.gif

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 19:32 (twenty years ago)

yo ho ho and a bottle of couch

― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 19:34 (twenty years ago)

happy bday gear!

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 19:35 (twenty years ago)

happy birfdae doood! yesterday wuz my b-day, too.

― latebloomer: Do I have a large frog in my hair? (latebloomer), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 21:29 (twenty years ago)

happy bday, gearo! arons records sucked even before ameoba!

― howell huser (chaki), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 21:30 (twenty years ago)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY "GEAR"

― 'you' vs. 'city hall' FITE (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 21:31 (twenty years ago)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GEAR!!

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 21:32 (twenty years ago)

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― Occam's Reznor (ex machina), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 21:36 (twenty years ago)

HEY HAPPY BIRTHDAY DUDE!

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 24 November 2005 00:25 (twenty years ago)

i was sort of hoping your kid would be born on my birthday! you would have to name the child "gear", if that had occurred.

― gear (gear), Thursday, 24 November 2005 00:28 (twenty years ago)

happy birthday! bears win division for you!

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Thursday, 24 November 2005 02:09 (twenty years ago)

happy birthday, guy! nice to see your great orson welles and mimi rogers photoplays revived on the other thread.

― k/l (Ken L), Thursday, 24 November 2005 03:47 (twenty years ago)

OMG, Happy Belated, Gear!!

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― Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Monday, 28 November 2005 17:06 (twenty years ago)

i mean

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/primrosehill/bobbybrown.jpg

― Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Monday, 28 November 2005 17:08 (twenty years ago)

haw!

― gear (gear), Monday, 28 November 2005 17:10 (twenty years ago)

Happy birthday Gear!

― Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Monday, 28 November 2005 17:20 (twenty years ago)

happy birfday!

― kingfish hobo juckie (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 28 November 2005 17:21 (twenty years ago)

Happy Happy Birthday!!

― lyra (lyra), Monday, 28 November 2005 17:43 (twenty years ago)

eleven months pass...

AND AGAIN

― wordy rappinghood (roxymuzak), Thursday, 23 November 2006 17:12 (nineteen years ago)

CANDLES IN THE TURKEY

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 23 November 2006 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

CAKE IN THE TURKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Thursday, 23 November 2006 17:22 (nineteen years ago)

I'm still really fucking pissed at you for vetoing that trade, but have a happy birthday anyway!

― Joe Isuzu's Petals (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 23 November 2006 17:43 (nineteen years ago)

happy birthday!

― stet (stet), Thursday, 23 November 2006 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

HARPY BARFDAY GEAR.

― CROWS don't FLY in STRAIGHT LINES (orion), Thursday, 23 November 2006 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

Indeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!

Your birthday present is to lol at this thread. ;)

― roxymuzak, Saturday, 24 November 2007 00:33 (eighteen years ago)

happy birthday! sorry about your chicago bears!

― horseshoe, Saturday, 24 November 2007 00:44 (eighteen years ago)

Gear, starter of so many outstanding threads: many many happy returns of the day to you!

― J0hn D., Saturday, 24 November 2007 00:48 (eighteen years ago)

my plan tonight is to drink whiskey downtown and then come back and watch some miike. : D

― omar little, Saturday, 24 November 2007 02:12 (eighteen years ago)

niice. :D

― roxymuzak, Saturday, 24 November 2007 02:13 (eighteen years ago)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

― Rubyredd, Saturday, 24 November 2007 02:29 (eighteen years ago)

happy birthday omar

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― mookieproof, Saturday, 24 November 2007 02:30 (eighteen years ago)

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― gr8080, Saturday, 24 November 2007 05:10 (eighteen years ago)

happy birthday dude.

― J0rdan S., Saturday, 24 November 2007 05:19 (eighteen years ago)

happy birfday!

― kingfish, Saturday, 24 November 2007 05:23 (eighteen years ago)

Adding to all the above.

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 24 November 2007 05:32 (eighteen years ago)

happy birfday!

― latebloomer, Saturday, 24 November 2007 05:34 (eighteen years ago)

Now mack on Luna.
-- Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Wednesday, November 23, 2005 9:18 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

― gr8080, Saturday, 24 November 2007 05:36 (eighteen years ago)

Have the bestest birthday EVAH!

― Sara R-C, Saturday, 24 November 2007 05:39 (eighteen years ago)

Happy birthday!

― Tape Store, Saturday, 24 November 2007 05:48 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

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― bear say hi to me (ENBB), Monday, 23 November 2009 18:57 (sixteen years ago)

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― mookieproof, Monday, 23 November 2009 19:04 (sixteen years ago)

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― jØrdån (omar little), Monday, 23 November 2009 19:05 (sixteen years ago)

"Ah cannot think of anything more uncouth than someone yellin' GEEEEARR ovah the internets..."

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― Hell is other people. In an ILE film forum. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 November 2009 19:08 (sixteen years ago)

oh gosh

― max, Monday, 23 November 2009 19:09 (sixteen years ago)

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― Ned Raggett, Monday, 23 November 2009 19:10 (sixteen years ago)

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