A question for those whom have never known snow...

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... or have had very limited exposure.

What do you think of it?

Apparently now known as (o )( o) (Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 17:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Just curious.

Apparently now known as (o )( o) (Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 17:32 (twenty-one years ago)

I had a huge crush on this girl named Magda in high school. She was originally Egyptian-born, had lived in all sorts of places - Tel Aviv, Los Angeles, etc. By some stroke of luck I got to be sitting right next to her the first time she ever saw snow. She got quite a kick out of it.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 17:42 (twenty-one years ago)

you should have brought her outside and snorted it.

Big Baby Bingo (Chris V), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 17:43 (twenty-one years ago)

She got quite a kick out of it.
A post in and the thread has already turned perverted!

Apparently now known as (o )( o) (Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 17:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Nicka, I used to date a girl that had recently moved up here from Miami. And, like your Egyptian girl, had never seen a single flake before. She observed: "It's a lot wetter than I was expecting... and heavier. I thought it would be fluffier". I wasn't really surprised by her reaction to be honest.

Apparently now known as (o )( o) (Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 17:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I somehow read "kick as lick". Apologies.

Apparently now known as (o )( o) (Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 18:08 (twenty-one years ago)

It's OK for the first day, then just gets dull.

Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 19:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Snow is still a novelty for me. I like it.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 19:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Love snow. Can't get enough of it, in my mouth and in...

Having grown up in Minnesota and leaving in a week for a second season of ski bumming, snow is a real staple with me. Like potatoes and beer.

giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 19:25 (twenty-one years ago)

(Is anyone else bothered by the grammar in the thread question or is it just me?)

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 21:27 (twenty-one years ago)

not just you.

kelsey (kelstarry), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 21:28 (twenty-one years ago)

My command of the english language is crap. I get it.
If it's that offensive ask a mod to fix it.

Apparently now known as (o )( o) (Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 21:36 (twenty-one years ago)

THINE GRAMMAR DOTH REEK OF FOUL OFFENSIVE, CRUEL KNAVE

The Olde English Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 21:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I like snow. I want more of it. I want so much of it that I cannot leave my apartment.

Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 21:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Initial reactions to snow

a) snowballs are just compacted ice and they hurt
b) snow deadens sound

everything else I pretty much expected

Jedmond (Jedmond), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 23:35 (twenty-one years ago)

a) snowballs are just compacted ice and they hurt

That really depends on how wet and dense the snow is.

Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 23:37 (twenty-one years ago)

a) snowballs are just compacted ice and they hurt

Yes, but this early in the year, you've probably only seen icy snow. January snow is fluff.

b) snow deadens sound

Yes, but at the same time cold air is denser and carries sound farther. So you get this weird effect where the world is totally quiet, except for the sound of a train a mile away.

Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 23:38 (twenty-one years ago)

x-post to Michael

Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 23:39 (twenty-one years ago)

i've only seen snow a few times, and was VERY surprised by how wet it is, it looks fluffy on tv. also i was living in dublin one winter when it snowed a bit and it all got so dirty. yuk.

gem (trisk), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 00:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I haven't really ever seen a big snow and haven't been around it enough on a everyday basis to lose my fascination with it

In general, I do not like cold weather.

Miss Misery (thatgirl), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 02:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I was living outside of S.A. the two or three days the city has received its only big snowfall in about 50-plus years (this would be in January 1985). I remember my parents and I getting a phone call from one of my aunts, telling us about the snowfall, what my cousins were doing outside, etc. I never got to see anything like that anywhere outside S.A., and once I got back to S.A., nothing like that happened ever again. I would love to see actual snowfall up close and in real life. I love cold weather. I would rather have chattering teeth than air you could almost literally cut through with a knife.

Drama Queen Wannabe (Dee the Lurker), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 03:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm with you, Dee. Heat is bad for you.

Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 03:56 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost: Snowfall, to me, is exotic, unusual, different, something to fetishize and fantasize about. Snow to me looks beautiful, gorgeous, unreal. The fact that so many holiday pictorals showcase a white landscape makes snow seem even more important and vital to this time of year. It is my dream to, one day, be able to take the month of December off, fly off to some small town somewhere in the U.S. where it is guaranteed to snow that month, live in a cozy little house encircled by snow, and actually have a white Christmas with a handful of other people. I don't care if I have to wait until I'm 70 to do this, either.

Kenan, thank you, though I wouldn't say that "heat is bad for you" -- I'd say that "TOO MUCH heat is bad for you".

Drama Queen Wannabe (Dee the Lurker), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 03:58 (twenty-one years ago)

The way that milk and bread disappears from the grocery stores in one afternoon, you'd think that the people in my mid-southern town had never seen snow before (even though we get between four to eight inches every year.)

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 03:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Eh, snow's overrated. Driving through it, cleaning your car off every morning, and coming inside with slushy shoes are a drag. It's nice when you're inside though.

Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 04:00 (twenty-one years ago)

heat builds character. and humidity is sultry. the cold just annoys me.

It's funny, when I lived in NYC it seemed the natives complained about the cold more than Texans complained about the heat. And I really didn't think it was that cold - no more so than a TX winter. Didn't see a whole lot of snow up there either, not like I'd imagine Boston or Colorado or Nebrasksa or something where they get feet of snow.

Miss Misery (thatgirl), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 04:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Snow to me looks beautiful, gorgeous, unreal.

hee hee... would you hate me if I told you I was watching it snow right now?

Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 04:03 (twenty-one years ago)

It's the length, too, Sam, I think. Unless Dallas is a lot different from the parts of Texas I know, winter's a lot shorter there -- I don't know about NYC specifically, but even in Indiana we can get 40 degree weather in September, and in New England I've had it drop below freezing on a late summer night. Those are extremes, but still -- it's four or five months of cold weather instead of two or three. (And it gets dark a hell of a lot earlier, so you're out and about during a larger percentage of the cold part of the day.)

Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 04:06 (twenty-one years ago)

That was a shocking thing to me in Chicago -- farther north + edge of time zone = dark at 4:30 on a cloudy day. You go home at night every night. Then in the summer, right after the time changes, the sun comes up at 5:30. You have full light by six, and people are having coffee and walking their dogs as if it's perfectly normal to be that awake at six o'clock in the freakin' morning.

Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 04:09 (twenty-one years ago)

NYC winters ain't shit.

Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 04:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Except that one year where we had a blizzared every Wednesday in February.

I once sat next to a woman from Hawaii at a conference who had never seen it snowing. She said to me, "I should be paying attention to the lecture but I've never seen it snow..." I assured her she was doing the right thing.

Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 04:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Was it last winter when NYC had the Valentine's Day blizzard? Or two years ago? That was some insane shit.

Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 04:22 (twenty-one years ago)

(The year I'm thinking of was around 1994.)

Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 04:24 (twenty-one years ago)

yes I was largely unimpressed by nyc weather extremes. It was colder longer there which made it more tolerable to me. (is that what you were talking about Tep.)

Here, winter seems to be annoying to me as it's this little fucking-freezing bit of weeks before it's short-sleeved weather again. If I have enough time to settle into my mittens it's not so bad.

Miss Misery (thatgirl), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 04:26 (twenty-one years ago)

People who like snow simply haven't seen enough of it.

J-rock (Julien Sandiford), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 04:41 (twenty-one years ago)

we get a lot of snow here, and i dont really like it.

like the time i was snowed in for four days... was unfun.

jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 05:10 (twenty-one years ago)

People who like snow simply haven't seen enough of it.

-- J-rock (juice_rock...), December 1st, 2004.

The wrong-est.

I've lived in snow and cold like you read about. MN --> NH --> CO --> MN --> CO

Still love it. The only that drags is the length (x-post). And, really, the more snow you get the warmer it is.... Minnepop (and NE and Boston) don't get snow so much as they get ice and bitter-kill-you cold.

Trump card: In junior high I had to go to school when it was -90 F (w/wind chill). They closed school the next day just because the collective ire of the Parents was so destructive.

giboyeux (skowly), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 05:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Sam is OTM. When you have time to get used to it, like during a real, two- or three-month-long fall, winter ain't so bad. The other thing: 30 degrees isn't that cold, but if you live in a warm climate, no way you have the clothes for it.

Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 05:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I've seen plenty of snow. I'm seeing snow right now. I stiil think it's pretty neato.

The harshness of a winter is relative to each person based on what they've been accustomed to. A 60 degree day now would feel warm, in June, cold. Same thing.

oops (Oops), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 05:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm seeing snow right now. I stiil think it's pretty neato.

Isn't it, though? So pretty as it falls. It's starting to stick, too... 2 to 4 inches by morning.

Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 05:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Snow was cool until about the age of 12. The first day my father handed me the shovel and told me to clear the driveway on my own, that was it. Going out the front door on a winter morning when it's still dark, and having to dig the car out before you can even leave is the worst thing in the world. I hate driving in it, I hate being splashed by disgusting brown slush. It looks good on postcards, but the reality is much harsher. Snowballs are fun, but they hardly make up for the rest.

J-rock (Julien Sandiford), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 06:08 (twenty-one years ago)

It looks even more neatoer while driving.
xpost

oops (Oops), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 06:10 (twenty-one years ago)

You're forgetting snow forts!
xpost

Apparently now known as (o )( o) (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 06:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Ah - it is the driving thing that inspired this thread.
I was telling my Australian g/f that it might be snowing for my drive to Québec City in December. Her response was along the lines of "Ooohh, that will make for a nice drive". I then explained to her why it would make for anything but.

I kind of realized that to those with little snow experience; snow = lovely & picturesque, something to appreciate for its beauty.
But to those who(m) have become accustomed it and what it brings; snow = chaos & pain, something to fear!

Apparently now known as (o )( o) (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 06:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I miss snow.

luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 06:29 (twenty-one years ago)

in chicago everyone complains about the heat and the cold.

we all suck and are bitches.

todd swiss (eliti), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 07:33 (twenty-one years ago)

J-rock's old-enough-to-hold-a-shovel story otm.

Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 07:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Yep. In fact, I don't think I'm ever going to own a house/live at my parents' house in Wisconsin just to avoid the snow shovelling.

Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 13:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I actually meant it the other way around, Sam -- that the long duration of the winters would make people complain about it more, because you have time for the novelty to wear off and you get sick of being sick (or everyone around you being sick; somehow that's worse because you can't do anything about it). But for NY, I don't know -- I was guessing based on NH (which, granted, I lived in back when things were colder).

For me, heat will always trump cold because in few parts of the country does heat hurt. Sure, you can suffer heat stroke and heat exhaustion, but rarely by just standing around, and even in hot parts of the country those aren't usual risks for a typical summer day. Waiting for the bus in sub-zero weather, bundled up like that kid from A Christmas Story, and still in pain because of how cold the air is when I inhale? Dud. But that's just the "I hate being covered in sweat after walking to the mailbox" analogue; ultimately there is not much objective to say about weather except to note that it happens.

Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 14:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh I love this thread. I really hope it snows this year, we never get enough. Even the Highlands don't get as much as they once did - hence the closure of some of the ski resorts.

We had quite a good snowfall about three years ago, really thick and heavy and the best I've seen in my lifetime.

Last year Kev and I went 'snowchasing' and ended up in a carpark in Aberfoyle doing handbrake turns in the two inches of snow. We were only about thirty miles from home but even as we drove back towards Glasgow the snow was disappearing.

Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 14:15 (twenty-one years ago)

can someone please do change that "whom" it's hurting my eyes more than any snowball ever did.

ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 14:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I like it, it's kinda foppish....

Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 14:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I like it. It just proves why they should get rid of "whom" altogether.

Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 14:32 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread is FOR WHOM THE SNOW TOLLS
(I cannot believe what a bunch of grammar bitches some of you people are - live a little)

Apparently now known as (o )( o) (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 14:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I love snow, esp. because snow means sledding. Ice storms, on the other hand, worry me.

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 14:36 (twenty-one years ago)

i like snow cos it keeps tolling threads.

ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 14:36 (twenty-one years ago)

there was this one really beautiful moment about 5 years ago, i was looking outside my university window. It was the first day of snow of the year. Just as I was admiring the tranquility of the snow covered land, a group of foreign students from the far east appeared and I figured that they had never seen snow in person before, as they were getting very excited and half of them started rolling around in the snow. It was really sweet. They all looked so happy.

ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 14:43 (twenty-one years ago)

anyone else make snow cream? it may be a weird regional thing, but it is yummy!

Emilymv (Emilymv), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 15:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Is that like a snow cone?

The boobs previously known as Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 15:37 (twenty-one years ago)

you take fresh snow, put in large mixing bowl, add sugar, vanilla extract and milk/cream. we usually used uwhipped heavy whipping cream. anyway, then stir together. it is like slushy ice cream, but very refreshing. also adding mint is tasty.

Emilymv (Emilymv), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 15:39 (twenty-one years ago)

But snow is dirty! Even 'fresh' snow! Would you drink rainwater?

Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 15:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Only with grain alcohol

Jimmy Mod always makes friends with women before bedding them down (ModJ), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 15:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought that was a dirty joke.

How do you make snow cream?

Give it a blow-job fnar fnar.

Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 15:45 (twenty-one years ago)

dirty, shmirty. live a little. anyway, i don't live in love canal.

Emilymv (Emilymv), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 15:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Ah, snow. Nice to regard from a distance.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 16:08 (twenty-one years ago)

You mean from California?

Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 16:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Such a wise man you are.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 16:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I would love to see the madness that would result from a freak blizzard in Cali.

Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 16:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Lots of people drink rain water...

I don't think I could live without snow. Like rain, the sea, wind etc. It's good that I live in Scotland.

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 16:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I kind of realized that to those with little snow experience; snow = lovely & picturesque, something to appreciate for its beauty.
But to those who(m) have become accustomed it and what it brings; snow = chaos & pain, something to fear!

It's both to me. Sometimes simultaneously.

I'm with Tep re: The Heat vs. The Cold. In addition to what he said, The Cold is more soul-destroying than heat. Heat makes you lazy and tired and sweaty. Cold makes you want to kick God in the balls with cleats. I don't know how it is elsewhere, but here it's cloudy 4 out of 5 days in the winter. That coupled with The Cold makes one miserable. In Phoenix in July, the heat is oppressive but at least it's sunny. Sunshine does me good. I spent a good deal of time in Phoenix during the summer months, helped my sister move when it was 113F. It did suck, but not as much as the time I helped her move back to Chicago and it took me half an hour to get the lock off the back of the truck because it was frozen. In a Phoenix summer, the night provides a bit of a respite. Still hot, but you could go for a hike or a stroll without too much discomfort. In a Chicago winter, it's cold as fuck during the day, and EVEN COLDER at night. Fuck this shit.

oops (Oops), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 16:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh and snow ain't shit. Ice is the real S.O.B. Spent 5 minutes outside this morning (30 mins earlier I was in my warm, cozy bed) just trying to get into my car because the doors (and the locks) were ffrozen shut. Then another 5 minutes scraping the ice off of every window, 4 sq inches at a time. I almost slipped and busted my shit a dozen times cause I'm in dressyish shoes and, yep, the driveway had a nice coating of ice, too. Fuck this shit.

oops (Oops), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 16:30 (twenty-one years ago)

We don't get as much snow as our grannies did though Kevin....

Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 16:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I would love to see the madness that would result from a freak blizzard in Cali.
I remember when I lived in Texas and every once in a blue moon there would be a light dusting of snow and it would feel incredibly dangerous to drive on the highway because everybody would drive either: (a) too slow, about 20 mph, or (b) too fast, 65 plus mph, as if it wasn't snowing at all.

Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 16:32 (twenty-one years ago)

The Cold is more soul-destroying than heat. Heat makes you lazy and tired and sweaty. Cold makes you want to kick God in the balls with cleats

but doesn't being angry have more soul than being lazy??

(but yes of course if you did manage to kick god's balls, he'd damn well really destroy your soul)

ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 16:33 (twenty-one years ago)

That's true, Rumpy. I definitely prefer being cold to being hot - it's easier to control your temperature starting from cold than hot.

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 16:35 (twenty-one years ago)

That's just for the first month or so, the wanting to harm and maim the Creator. After that, your spirit has been broken, you are God's bitch, and you're in a corner (by the heat vent, obv) rocking back and forth while sucking on your thumb.

oops (Oops), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 16:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Having grown up with snow or slush every winter as a child, I love living within driving distance of snow without having to endure it all winter.

Funny, oops.

Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 16:40 (twenty-one years ago)

The only thing "better" about the cold: you can always put on another layer, but you can only take off so many, esp if don't want to get arrested. But the flipside is that in The Heat, girlies be scantily-clad.

xpost yeah that would be ideal. nice place to visit, etc.

oops (Oops), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 16:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I sleep better in the cold, assuming I have sufficient blankets/heat.

Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 16:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Of course, getting out of a warm bed in the mornings is sometimes an unthinkable task.

Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 16:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I remember when I lived in Texas and every once in a blue moon there would be a light dusting of snow and it would feel incredibly dangerous to drive on the highway because everybody would drive either: (a) too slow, about 20 mph, or (b) too fast, 65 plus mph, as if it wasn't snowing at all.

In Chicago, people are the same way. Those going way too fast tend to be SUVs and others who have 4 wheel drive, which helps you get going in the snow but doesn't help at all when braking, genius.

oops (Oops), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 16:56 (twenty-one years ago)

They should be going even slower than people in sedans, since their brakes have an extra ton or two worth of momentum to work against.

oops (Oops), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 16:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, the freeways are downright scary after the first snow, people don't remember how to deal with it.

Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 16:58 (twenty-one years ago)

We got a pretty good snowfall the day before Thanksgiving, (didn't pay attention to the weatherman beforehand, so had to use my sleeves to wipe off the 4 inches of compacted snow on my car. FUN!) and traffic was hellish. I stayed away from the tollway and made it home in 45 mins (usually takes a lil more than a half hour). My friend and sister took the interstates, and had an over 2 hour commute home.

oops (Oops), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 17:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I am so glad I was in Denver for the Great Snowfall of March '03 - it was just astonishing, amazing, wondrous, though it became hugely inconvenient obviously. But three feet of snow - I doubt I'll ever see it again.

Jesus Christ, Paraplegic (Mark C), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 17:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't drive. None of what you guys are talking about bothers me at all. My bike seat was covered in ice this morning, though, so I walked to work. *shrug* That's life.

Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 17:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Not if you're somewhere warm it isn't!

oops (Oops), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 18:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Kenan, last year was the mildest winter I can remember. We only had like, what, 5 days of bitter cold? I can't imagine that biking around when it's 0 degrees better than driving around during it.

oops (Oops), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 18:48 (twenty-one years ago)

J-Rock on the icy-ass money. I spent nearly three decades on the Canadian prairies, and after that much time, I think snow is something I could do without until the end of my days. Fuck snow. Thankfully there's not too much in Toronto, which I can live with. But those drifts that go up to your neck are only fun when you don't have to contend with practical issues like, you know, fuck, getting to work.

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 18:48 (twenty-one years ago)

You've ever worn pants that are a lil loose around the ankle? And it's windy and snowy and the wind and snow goes right up your pant legs?
You ever had your back start hurting cause you've been hunched over, trying to expose as little of your body to the wind and cold as possible?
I don't know how Canadians can possibly deal with their weather.
Fuck this shit.

oops (Oops), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 18:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Kenan, last year was the mildest winter I can remember.

I believe it. We're getting ice and snow about 3-4 weeks earlier this year than last. I do remember having to walk from one side of the loop to the other when it was -8 outside, and that sucked, but it was just the one day.

Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 18:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Weirdly, last year was unusually cold for Indiana, and we're not that far from you (yeah yeah, I know, I always forget how big the Midwest is). The kind of weather we're getting right now, last year we got it at the end of September. (Well, the kind of weather we got until just last night, I should say: there is something admirable in the first snow arriving after midnight on the last night of November.)

Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 18:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Lucky Bloomingtonians. We got ice instead.

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 18:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I think I may have to start setting aside some cash every month for cab fare. It's like a $5 cab ride to work. I can swing that once or twice a week, if necessary. And man, does it make life easier.

Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 19:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Ours is gone now anyway -- the ground's too warm to keep it, and it melted and refroze on the cars except the windows, which have that coldmold that looks like snow but scrapes like ice.

Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 19:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Even sledding was ruined for me. A few years ago I sled right into a tree. Fucked my back up and couldn't move. Had to have paramedics rescue me. Then had to listen to them bitch about having to hike a little ways and then carry me out. THAT'S YOUR JOB, BITCH.
And when I was in 5th grade, my best friend's sister pushed me while we were playing on ice. I fell and broke my collarbone.

oops (Oops), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 19:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm so sorry.

Ice skating is fun, though, right?

Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 19:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I love ice skating!

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 19:06 (twenty-one years ago)

My favorite winter sport is mulled wine.

Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 19:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I hate ice skating. It looks like it would be fun if I could actually do it though.

Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 19:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Ugh, ice skating. Ugh, cross-country skiing. All of these things that are supposed to be such fun have been forever ruined for me by a combination of bitterly-cold temperatures and being FORCED to do these things as part of gym class in early grades, using crappy school equipment that was not only not insulated, but not the right size. You can only take so many frozen toes before you just give up on winter sports as ridiculous folly.

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 19:11 (twenty-one years ago)

x-post
I'm not very good, but I love it. Not when the 12 year old kids in hockey skates and Blackhawk replica jerseys take me down, though.

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 19:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Sean otm.

The boobs previously known as Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 19:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't ice skate, but haven't tried since I was a wee lad.
I enjoyed x-country skiing the one time I tried it.
I pretty sure I'd like snowboarding.

oops (Oops), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 19:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm pretty sure cross country skiing is a hoax that went too far.

Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 19:40 (twenty-one years ago)

It snows here a lot, but it is sunshiney most of the time, too. I love winter days when there's snow on the ground but it's totally sunny.

jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 19:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Sorry for the idée fixe, but do people in Scandinavia have to shovel snow or do they have some incredibly efficient Volvo-designed snow removal tools to do the work for them? Perhaps this is a question for another thread A question for those who have loved snow well, for those to whom snow is a jealous mistress, whom ancient gods make mad with duty-free ferryboat vodka

Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 23:30 (twenty-one years ago)

ice skating is the best

Jimmy Mod always makes friends with women before bedding them down (ModJ), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 23:42 (twenty-one years ago)

How do we deal with winter here? It depends. Many of us leave; just go south for the winter. Some of us grin and bear it. I kinda like it myself. You dress warmly and learn to use your ABS and make sure you have a survival kit in the car. No big deal. If you walk just make sure you have stuff to cover your skin. Lots of people here prefer to walk instead of taking the bus because the buses often run slowly and you stay warmer if you're moving (duh). I love skating and playing hockey outside, and I'm hoping we have a decent amount of snow this year for cross-country skiing. I do mss shovelling.

Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 2 December 2004 00:11 (twenty-one years ago)

sometimes the grammatically correct is also the more poetic:

"A question for those WHOM snow has never known"

Thea (Thea), Thursday, 2 December 2004 00:37 (twenty-one years ago)

sixteen years pass...

So here in Austin, Texas we're getting our first taste of real snow since about 1985. It's pretty! There's enough to go sledding! Or flattened cardboard boxing, since nobody around here owns a sled. And surprise, our infrastructure can't handle the sudden power demand! Who would have guessed... flipping the feds the bird by refusing to connect the state to the national power grid has come back to bite us. Don't worry, the Governor will blame it on wind power or all the liberals here in Austin turning on their avocado toasters at the same time.

I always forget how wet the stuff is.

fbclid=fhAZ3l (f. hazel), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 00:15 (four years ago)

Enjoy it while it lasts!

Mosholu Porkway (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 02:35 (four years ago)

fuck snow

lord of the ting tings (map), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 02:42 (four years ago)

my question for these people would be, can i switch places with you

lord of the ting tings (map), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 02:43 (four years ago)

little flakes of death

lord of the ting tings (map), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 02:44 (four years ago)

5° in Houston tomorrow

"what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 04:56 (four years ago)

My mom has been without power for 18 hours and I can’t get her to let me bring her and her dogs to my apartment because she’s afraid to leave her house unattended.

She’s got two dogs, a lot of comforters and I bought her 10 cases of logs (as useless as they are overall) so I think she’ll be okay but all of this stress has had me on the verge of puking for four days now.

Joe Biden Stan Account (milo z), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 05:00 (four years ago)

Enjoy it while it lasts!

fuck snow

point, counterpoint.

the snow is pretty but what a shitshow this state is... I'd like to be sitting on my couch, but my friend lost power and her apartment is about 38 degrees inside now, so I gotta drive over and pick her up so she doesn't freeze to death. not looking forward to the drive.

fbclid=fhAZ3l (f. hazel), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 14:58 (four years ago)

so sorry to hear that about your mom, milo, and your friend, f. hazel. i have a friend in austin who ended up checking into a hotel, even though that makes her worry about COVID. libertarian influence on government in this country is so bleak.

horseshoe, Tuesday, 16 February 2021 15:13 (four years ago)

i always take it for granted that in the northeast we have the infrastructure to withstand heavy snow - hope everyone gets through ok.

woke up to 14" this morning, thought it looked very pretty from inside the house. got a swift comeuppance for my smugness with a near heart attack shoveling the front steps.

nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 16:14 (four years ago)

In the Northeast you have a lot of overground utilties going to semi-rural/exurban areas like where my parents live in Connecticut; so wind, snow or ice bringing down power lines is a constant threat.

Mosholu Porkway (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 16:31 (four years ago)

We've got about eight or nine inches out there... and it's 10º.

Another five or six inches is supposed to fall tonight. It's crazy.

pplains, Tuesday, 16 February 2021 16:45 (four years ago)

We've had an insane run of snow since the last weekend in January, resulting in well over 30" of snow in the low areas in our yard. Just since Sunday night we've gotten about 19 additional inches (though I've seen some estimates nearby that go up to as much as 21"). Simply running out of places to put the snow we've shoveled at this point, there are drifts in our front yard that are well above my waist.,

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 17:30 (four years ago)

We've had a ton of snow in WI as well, and it's been getting down to -10', but it's more or less business as usual here.

change display name (Jordan), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 17:37 (four years ago)

News in Houston is so sad, bunch of stories about people accidentally gasing themselves or setting fires trying to stay warm.

"what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 17:39 (four years ago)

xpost - I mean, this round wouldn't even rank in the top 5 snowstorms we had and we've definitely had colder snaps, but the combination of extreme cold days and snow after snow is somewhat unusual for us. If we get measurable snowfall tomorrow, it will set a new record for most continuous days of measurable snowfall.

Definitely places that have it far worse.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 18:24 (four years ago)

My GF's brother is in McKinney TX, the high yesterday was like 3*. I asked if it was C or F, I've never been in weather that cold in my life.

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 16 February 2021 19:30 (four years ago)

friend rescued, we even stopped at a 7-11 that was open on the way back and stocked up on junk food and wine so it's festive (as long as my power holds out). driving wasn't as bad as I thought (although still wildly unsafe, mostly due to people in SUVs and trucks that seem to think gunning it is the way to deal with not being able to get up an icy hill).

3/4 of my friends have been sitting in the dark and cold without power for over 24 hours now, all over the state. some of 'em have gas stoves so they can at least make coffee. stay warm everyone!

fbclid=fhAZ3l (f. hazel), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 19:45 (four years ago)

wonder how many tech workers who were planning on leaving California for Texas are reconsidering their plans rn ... 55F and partly cloudy ... it drizzled a bit the other day

sarahell, Tuesday, 16 February 2021 20:16 (four years ago)

or rather, to use the term from the place I lived where I did get to know snow -- it was "Providencing"

sarahell, Tuesday, 16 February 2021 20:17 (four years ago)

I'm also in Austin. My electricity has been out for over 36 hours and it looks like we are getting at least another night of this. This was clusterfuck I was not anticipating at all.

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 20:33 (four years ago)

iving wasn't as bad as I thought (although still wildly unsafe, mostly due to people in SUVs and trucks that seem to think gunning it is the way to deal with not being able to get up an icy hill)

when i lived in north carolina it snowed a half-inch or so once or twice, and i still remember how all the cars that were spun out onto shoulders or into ditches were always the gigantic 4WD monster machines, apparently driven by people who had no idea how to actually use them in adverse driving conditions.

nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 20:46 (four years ago)

there's a main north-south artery here called Lamar Boulevard which has a curved incline between 24th and 29th streets, and it was just littered with spun out cars on the shoulders. and people were seeing the like eight beached cars and still not turning around! then a big truck came spinning down the southbound lane caroming off the cars scattered along the shoulders, that was enough to get everyone waiting for their attempt to crest the hill to say "fuck this" and turn around.

fbclid=fhAZ3l (f. hazel), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 21:01 (four years ago)

and yeah, Moodles... freezing rain coming after midnight until morning, that's going to turn the roads into complete chaos

fbclid=fhAZ3l (f. hazel), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 21:02 (four years ago)

We've had a ton of snow in WI as well, and it's been getting down to -10', but it's more or less business as usual here.

― change display name (Jordan), Tuesday, February 16, 2021 11:37 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

it was like 30 all January, I kinda figured we were gonna pay for it

every time it snows I lose 2 more inches off my driveway. I'm running out of room here

frogbs, Tuesday, 16 February 2021 21:07 (four years ago)

You Yankees should've seen me trying to kick the snow out of my driveway today. Then I got the (non-snow) shovel out, which was about as helpful as a tablespoon.

Finally, I got the big janitor's broom out, swept the snow off the Honda and called it a day.

pplains, Wednesday, 17 February 2021 00:49 (four years ago)

Lost power at 5:30 PM, and it seems like afterwards that also happened to everyone I know on Facebook.

"what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 03:56 (four years ago)

I spent two hours in Walmart getting an air mattress for my mom and as I was being rung up she called to say her power just came back on.

Complete hell on Earth in there, shocked I didn’t see anyone throw a punch about line cutting or anything.

Joe Biden Stan Account (milo z), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 05:56 (four years ago)

The 11-year-old boy wanted to go to Home Depot to get a sled.

I think he was impressed by my vivid reply about "how are we going to get there?" and "do you really think they still have any sleds left back there?"

pplains, Wednesday, 17 February 2021 14:17 (four years ago)

now have a nice layer of ice coating everything from a night of freezing rain... still have power and water though!

fbclid=fhAZ3l (f. hazel), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 15:39 (four years ago)

Got my power back a little while ago. I can see my breath inside!

"what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 17:16 (four years ago)

I just shoveled out my long inclined driveway with a garden shovel

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 18:22 (four years ago)

just spent hours digging in the ice and dirt to find the water shutoff valve for a unit in my condo complex with a burst pipe. watching a waterfall sprouting out of the side of my building was an unsettling feeling.

fbclid=fhAZ3l (f. hazel), Thursday, 18 February 2021 01:41 (four years ago)

No water, shocked at how long it takes to melt a pot of snow.

Joe Biden Stan Account (milo z), Thursday, 18 February 2021 03:46 (four years ago)

Weirdly last night I dreamt I was in a house where pipes in the walls/ceiling were bursting and flooding shit.

Then this morning I read in the news somewhere this has been happening to some ppl.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 18 February 2021 04:04 (four years ago)

Texas' lieutenant governor said older Texans should sacrifice themselves to the coronavirus to save the economy.

Rick Perry says Texans should be willing to freeze to death to preserve an unregulated power grid.

Texas politicians keep demanding human sacrifices and it's weird. https://t.co/C3i5nNOVwt

— Ashton Pittman (@ashtonpittman) February 17, 2021

"what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 18 February 2021 05:12 (four years ago)

Choosing an electric plan in Texas is the only shopping experience worse and more incomprehensible than picking an ACA plan.

Joe Biden Stan Account (milo z), Thursday, 18 February 2021 05:16 (four years ago)

No water, shocked at how long it takes to melt a pot of snow.

had one of those "i cant believe this is 2021 america" moments this morning reading a how-to article in the ny times about 'tips for more effectively melting snow to get drinking water'. (I guess the trick is to melt a small amount of snow and get it boiling and add more snow to the boiling water.)

nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Thursday, 18 February 2021 14:58 (four years ago)

The Dallas Morning News with its Letters to the Editor section... I'm sure all those cold Texan hearts will be warmed by this friendly missive from The Great White North:

Canadian sends advice

I am writing from Ottawa, Canada, with great sympathy for Texans struggling with the cold, topped off by power failures. Make sure to leave the taps in your house running at a trickle to prevent the water in the pipes from freezing and rupturing the pipes. Bundle up and stay together; you’re in our thoughts.

Our thoughts... and our prayers!

pplains, Thursday, 18 February 2021 15:42 (four years ago)

The pipes thing is decent advice, though. I wouldn't think pipes were in danger of freezing at the temps they've got in Texas, but then I don't know how the lack of insulation in the houses there would affect things, so it's worth being aware of.

Lily Dale, Thursday, 18 February 2021 15:53 (four years ago)

CANADIAN SENDS ADVICE - three words guaranteed to make any texan sit up an take notice

(tbc i didnt mean my earlier post as snark lol ppl dont know how to melt snow, but amazed that usa citizens are so ill-served that national papers are running articles on how to get potable water)

nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Thursday, 18 February 2021 15:54 (four years ago)

xp to myself: never mind, I just saw some photos, pipes are definitely freezing.

Lily Dale, Thursday, 18 February 2021 15:55 (four years ago)

Most houses have pipes in exterior walls here and no insulation at all. Nothing's buried very deeply either. "Freeze" usually means overnight temps drop to around 28-30 for a couple hours, not like the past 72 hours where it drops into the teens and stays there. We had single-digit temps on Monday and Tuesday... I've never seen that happen here ever.

When I was outside struggling with the burst pipes in our complex, the same thing was happening at two other complexes adjacent to mine. Once everything thaws all the buildings here are going to turn into sprinklers.

fbclid=fhAZ3l (f. hazel), Thursday, 18 February 2021 16:12 (four years ago)

From what I've read, a lot of water lines run in attics in Texas too, which certainly doesn't help.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 18 February 2021 16:18 (four years ago)

my power is back on. Just boiled up a bunch of water, but it sounds like the water treatment plants are back online, so hopefully the boil notice won't last long.

My main concern at the moment is that a pipe in the bathroom seems to be leaking, which caused a bunch of water to go into the adjacent closet. I'm doing what I can to dry out the carpet in the closet and not using the bathroom at this point. The water doesn't seem to be spreading beyond that, so it isn't clear how severe this is, but I'm at a loss for what else I can do to deal with it. As far as I can tell, no plumber is going to be available any time soon, and shutting off the water line seems like overkill.

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Thursday, 18 February 2021 16:23 (four years ago)

if there's a leak you can't stop, I'd turn off your water line. even a small leak will cause major havoc if you let it go for a couple days.

fbclid=fhAZ3l (f. hazel), Thursday, 18 February 2021 16:29 (four years ago)

the issue is that leaves me with no water indefinitely

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Thursday, 18 February 2021 16:38 (four years ago)

as best as I can tell, no plumber is showing up until some time in March

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Thursday, 18 February 2021 16:39 (four years ago)

yeah, no good choices... that sucks.

fbclid=fhAZ3l (f. hazel), Thursday, 18 February 2021 16:59 (four years ago)

I obviously have no idea how your place it laid out Moodles, but any chance there is a shutoff just for that bathroom? Some houses have branch lines that can be turned off to isolate a bathroom without shutting down service for the whole place. But that's not the case everywhere and it might inaccessible, just a suggestion. If you can possible visually trace the line anywhere, you might find another shut off point.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 18 February 2021 17:03 (four years ago)

read this as "sorrow" at first, and was really intrigued to see if anyone would identify as not having known sorrow

treeship., Thursday, 18 February 2021 17:07 (four years ago)

unfortunately there isn't anything obviously visible

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Thursday, 18 February 2021 17:36 (four years ago)

Sorry, just a hopeful thought.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 18 February 2021 17:39 (four years ago)

Water pipes on the exterior of buildings boggles my mind, and I live only one state over.

An Australian relative was telling me once how he was trying to figure out something with his pipes because they were on the west side of his house and his water got hot in the afternoons. I was all WHAT.

I don't know how water gets to my upstairs toilet – maybe some sort of paternoster system – but I know at least that it's not snaking up the side of my house.

pplains, Thursday, 18 February 2021 17:41 (four years ago)

Within the exterior walls, not actually on the outside of the wall. It usually doesn't get cold enough here for those "exterior" pipes to freeze, because you've still got the house's heating system overcoming the mild cold outside. This week we had a fatal combination of extended freezing temps far below what we usually see plus widespread power outages.

fbclid=fhAZ3l (f. hazel), Thursday, 18 February 2021 18:06 (four years ago)

(also many homes here have electric heating only, no gas or oil except for maybe water heaters)

fbclid=fhAZ3l (f. hazel), Thursday, 18 February 2021 18:09 (four years ago)

shutoff for the bathroom could be in the basement. i would call a plumber to see if they can tell you where it might be even if they can't come out right now. could save you a lot of trouble and $ in the future. like your bathtub falling through the ceiling as in breaking bad!

superdeep borehole (harbl), Thursday, 18 February 2021 18:11 (four years ago)

we don't have basements here! as f. hazel was saying, I believe the tub that is against the exterior wall is the culprit.

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Thursday, 18 February 2021 18:20 (four years ago)

I've had frozen pipes in Georgia and Oregon and both times the problem was a pipe within an exterior, noninsulated wall

rob, Thursday, 18 February 2021 18:23 (four years ago)

I worked on a gut and remodel of a Craftsman-style bungalow, when we got to tearing off the exterior walls, the insulation was torn up newspaper from the '20s.

Joe Biden Stan Account (milo z), Thursday, 18 February 2021 22:30 (four years ago)

Tons of houses like that in Houston and Dallas - in the Sun Belt boom areas, the situation is less dire with houses built later.

Joe Biden Stan Account (milo z), Thursday, 18 February 2021 22:31 (four years ago)

Yeah my house growing up in AU had external pipes, or at least exposed and in the garage.

Even we once had blocked pipes due to a freezing winter (about -10C). But only the once.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 18 February 2021 22:57 (four years ago)

...and we're back to sunny and highs in the upper 60s. it's beautiful outside, which belies how deeply traumatized people are.

fbclid=fhAZ3l (f. hazel), Sunday, 21 February 2021 17:42 (four years ago)

only a 60 degree shift in less than a week, no biggie. It is very strange how it's just gone, but there's a lot left to do to get back to fully functioning.

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Sunday, 21 February 2021 18:15 (four years ago)

I think the rapid shifts increase the psychological weight - it happens every lesser winter storm, everyone is dazed for a few days because it so quickly ramps back into being nice. This time I'm seeing so many people with a thousand yard stare.

Joe Biden Stan Account (milo z), Sunday, 21 February 2021 19:10 (four years ago)

Yeah, and after a year of COVID a lot of people went into this with not much left in the tank. And having your own home turn into hostile territory after months of being your sole refuge just breaks your brain.

I checked my receipts, and it looks like I started planning for this on the 7th, I bought a bunch of firewood and placed a big HEB curbside order for the 10th. At the time it seemed like overkill, now I'm glad I did it since I ended up hosting a guest for four days. My hands are still all torn to shit from digging in the ice for water shutoff valves.

fbclid=fhAZ3l (f. hazel), Monday, 22 February 2021 01:17 (four years ago)

And this was a statewide disaster event, unlike a hurricane, which just pounds the coastal areas but generally falls apart into rain and minor wind incidents by the time they get to Austin or DFW.

"what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 22 February 2021 01:31 (four years ago)


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