i need to pee. does ilx dare me to wet myself?

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i'll do it if you dare me. and i'll take a picture.

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:23 (twenty-one years ago)

What trousers are you wearing?

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:26 (twenty-one years ago)

That came out gay.

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Go on then (I will never look at this thread again though)

― ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:27 (twenty-one years ago)

okay. im going to put some old trousers on and do it.

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I double dog dare you!

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Do, but don't take a picture. Write a rap about it, record it, and post the song as an mp3.

― martin m. (mushrush), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Shurely videocam evidence is the only way to go!

Not that I wanna see it ;P

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm in a similar situation but I think I'll actually go to the toilet, being at work and all.

― Andrew (enneff), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:32 (twenty-one years ago)

before:

http://www.ultrasecretwebsite.com/forums/uploads/post-25-1105662718.jpg

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Please pee on a Calvin decal k thnx bye.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Hari, is that where the tattoo is going?

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:34 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread has potential!!

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 14 January 2005 00:34 (twenty-one years ago)

shit i just did it!

it went everywhere on the floor...on my coat and chair.

i should have thought this through

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I think you should show that photo to Miss Holds-hands as an indication of where your future plans lie.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Brrrrrrring that beat back!

― martin m. (mushrush), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:37 (twenty-one years ago)

WHERE IS THE PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE!

― papa november (papa november), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:37 (twenty-one years ago)

after:

http://www.ultrasecretwebsite.com/forums/uploads/post-25-1105662943.jpg

im gonna have to shower now...this is awesomely smelly.

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:39 (twenty-one years ago)

You are a nut, Hari!

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahahaha AWESOME!

Ever thought of becoming a camgirl? I could make it worth your while.

― papa november (papa november), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:40 (twenty-one years ago)

if i was a girl i would say yes.

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Yah, I was joking, I know you're a guy :)

― papa november (papa november), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:44 (twenty-one years ago)

i can't believe i just wet myself for a message board.

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Was it worth it?

― papa november (papa november), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:46 (twenty-one years ago)

you are a fucking mentalist! you are like the kid in kindergarten who eats the glue.

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:48 (twenty-one years ago)

man I should hang out here more...nobody ever pees their pants on ILM.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:48 (twenty-one years ago)

What the fuck this is totally insane.

― Andrew (enneff), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't believe jess missed this.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:49 (twenty-one years ago)

from now on unwillingly i shall be known as "that guy who wet himself"

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:49 (twenty-one years ago)

On a dare! Not even a dare, a "go on then"!

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:51 (twenty-one years ago)

wow. all it took was one double dog dare. we should dare you to do things more often!

― lemin (lemin), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:51 (twenty-one years ago)

i mean 15 posts in you'd already wet yourself!

― lemin (lemin), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I love it! Unpredictability is back this season on ilx

― papa november (papa november), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:52 (twenty-one years ago)

It's like that chicken!

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:53 (twenty-one years ago)

All hail ILX... Hari you loon =)

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Do the robot!

Crap in a balloon!

Tie yourself to a stranger in a public eatery!

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:56 (twenty-one years ago)

gaining notoriety on ILX is hard these days, eh?

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Crap in an Xbox!

― papa november (papa november), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:58 (twenty-one years ago)

i think i liked my life better before this thread.

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I think I liked mine less. This is the greatest thing ever.

― papa november (papa november), Friday, 14 January 2005 01:00 (twenty-one years ago)

i've hit my Pee-ak.

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Friday, 14 January 2005 01:01 (twenty-one years ago)

papa, maybe it's time to seek more from life?

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 14 January 2005 01:02 (twenty-one years ago)

how exactly does one get a splash mark on his pants from urinating?

― American Apparel and Jeanne-Claude (deangulberry), Friday, 14 January 2005 01:02 (twenty-one years ago)

from now on unwillingly i shall be known as "that guy who wet himself"

Unwillingly? Man, it was your idea. Now write a song about it, dammit. And hurry! While it's still, er, fresh in your mind.

― martin m. (mushrush), Friday, 14 January 2005 01:02 (twenty-one years ago)

papa, maybe it's time to seek more from life?

you're telling me!

― papa november (papa november), Friday, 14 January 2005 01:03 (twenty-one years ago)

is there any way to return to my life as it was before it was made apparent to me that i have been conversing on the internet with people who will pee themselves on command?

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 14 January 2005 01:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude, it's not like you're his pants.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 14 January 2005 01:07 (twenty-one years ago)

well, that's true. i am not hari's pants.

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 14 January 2005 01:11 (twenty-one years ago)

i think you are, mark pants.

― American Apparel and Jeanne-Claude (deangulberry), Friday, 14 January 2005 01:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Hari I have forgiven you for being handsome. Also I have forgiven God for suffering, death, Westlife, etc.

I mean, THIS REALLY HAPPENED Y'ALL THIS IS THE FUTURE AND IT IS AMAZING.

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Friday, 14 January 2005 01:14 (twenty-one years ago)

now should we name things that this thread can be the nadir of?

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 14 January 2005 01:14 (twenty-one years ago)

hari is my new jesus

you can't craft a piss-stain like that, folks. this is the real fucking deal.

― John (jdahlem), Friday, 14 January 2005 01:19 (twenty-one years ago)

i can't even pee myself while swimming in the ocean. it just doesn't feel right.

― JaXoN (JasonD), Friday, 14 January 2005 01:21 (twenty-one years ago)

That splotch isn't as big as it should be if you peed as much as you say you did.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 14 January 2005 01:22 (twenty-one years ago)

you can't craft a piss-stain like that, folks. this is the real fucking deal.

I dunno which is more disconcerting. The person who pisses himself with before and after pictures posted to the internet or the sycophant talking him up.

― martin m. (mushrush), Friday, 14 January 2005 01:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I think it is. If he was seated, naturally most of the uhh...moisture would be on the seat of his pants.

xpost

― papa november (papa november), Friday, 14 January 2005 01:24 (twenty-one years ago)

The Jim Garrisons of piss pointing out the Fake Piss Conspiracy trump both.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 14 January 2005 01:24 (twenty-one years ago)

casuistry you're ignoring the trickle down effect, he was prolly too whacked on whatever it is he's whacked on to properly position his...spigot..for...ideal...saturation...aesthetically speaking?

― John (jdahlem), Friday, 14 January 2005 01:25 (twenty-one years ago)

why doesn't someone else really piss themselves and compare the stain?

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 14 January 2005 01:26 (twenty-one years ago)

martin m FIRST piss your pants on the internet, THEN start talking shit, ok?

― John (jdahlem), Friday, 14 January 2005 01:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Huh.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 14 January 2005 01:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd take up the challenge, but i'm on carpet here.

― papa november (papa november), Friday, 14 January 2005 01:28 (twenty-one years ago)

um.

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 14 January 2005 01:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Nah John, I think I'll wait until I've come up with something new. Hari's come up with the peeing himself thing, and that's his thing and all. I'm gonna have to get my own thing, you know?

Oh wait, that's right. My thing is talking shit on the internet... ya sycophant.

― martin m. (mushrush), Friday, 14 January 2005 01:29 (twenty-one years ago)

HOAX!

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 14 January 2005 01:29 (twenty-one years ago)

What trousers are you wearing?
-- Gravel Puzzleworth

So it was this guy who was texting stevem all along!

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 14 January 2005 01:31 (twenty-one years ago)

casuistry you're ignoring the trickle down effect, he was prolly too whacked on whatever it is he's whacked on to properly position his...spigot..for...ideal...saturation...aesthetically speaking?

Then he took the wrong photo, didn't he? I mean it's not as if there aren't gazillions of pictures of men in pissed pants on the internet. Do a little research first, get it right!

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 14 January 2005 01:33 (twenty-one years ago)

The Jim Garrisons of piss pointing out the Fake Piss Conspiracy trump both.

Okay, who's going to argue for the magic urine theory?

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 14 January 2005 03:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Tom says he hates everyone in the world now, not that anyone is surprised by his response.

― Allyzay Needs Legs More (allyzay), Friday, 14 January 2005 04:02 (twenty-one years ago)

somehow that doesn't seem complete without a "ffs@people"

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 14 January 2005 04:21 (twenty-one years ago)

there.

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 14 January 2005 04:21 (twenty-one years ago)

http://page3.gotdns.com/page3/yourewelcome.jpg

― Allyzay Needs Legs More (allyzay), Friday, 14 January 2005 04:43 (twenty-one years ago)

hahahaha

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 14 January 2005 05:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Okay what the FUCK?

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 14 January 2005 05:55 (twenty-one years ago)

this thread is classic

― gem (trisk), Friday, 14 January 2005 06:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Ally's last post is of the genius.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 14 January 2005 06:20 (twenty-one years ago)

!!! WTF??!! Hari you are demented!!

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 14 January 2005 09:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not letting you hold my hand any more.

― Anna, Hari's cute girl (Matt DC), Friday, 14 January 2005 09:47 (twenty-one years ago)

If peeing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.

― chaki in charge (chaki), Friday, 14 January 2005 09:47 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread is either ILE finally jumping the shark completely or the dawn of a new era. Not sure which.

― Aaron Hertz (AaronHz), Friday, 14 January 2005 09:52 (twenty-one years ago)

you say that about every thread

― chaki in charge (chaki), Friday, 14 January 2005 09:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I need to pee now as well.

I shall return in five minutes. Without photos.

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 14 January 2005 09:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Toaster, I hope for your sake this is a Japanese game show.

― Adamdrome Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 14 January 2005 09:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Will this become a series of threads?
"i have a boner. does ilx dare me to bukkake myself?"
and so forth....

― Aaron Hertz (AaronHz), Friday, 14 January 2005 10:02 (twenty-one years ago)

ile, dare me to crap in my soup (actually, don't)

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 14 January 2005 10:04 (twenty-one years ago)

"i have a dave matthews band cd. does ilx dare me to listen to it?"

― Aaron Hertz (AaronHz), Friday, 14 January 2005 10:07 (twenty-one years ago)

This is the peak of civilisation as we know it.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, 14 January 2005 10:26 (twenty-one years ago)

"i have a dirty hat. does ilx dare me to wash it?"

― Aaron Hertz (AaronHz), Friday, 14 January 2005 10:28 (twenty-one years ago)

"I have a dirty hat; does ILX dare me to FUCK it?"

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, 14 January 2005 10:30 (twenty-one years ago)

throw in a trucker cap and your in the early running for thread of the year.

― lukey (Lukey G), Friday, 14 January 2005 10:33 (twenty-one years ago)

"I have a dirty trucker cap, does ilx dare me to do Gear's roommate in the ass?"

― Aaron Hertz (AaronHz), Friday, 14 January 2005 10:53 (twenty-one years ago)

i have a smelly chair that can confirm the authenticity of this event.

i was pretty drunk last night, i woke up at 6:30 with the thought "dude, you pissed your pants for the internet last night" spiralling around and around in my mind.

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Friday, 14 January 2005 10:59 (twenty-one years ago)

auction the chair on ebay.

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 14 January 2005 11:14 (twenty-one years ago)

say paris hilton peed on it.

― Aaron Hertz (AaronHz), Friday, 14 January 2005 11:17 (twenty-one years ago)

does calum have a lot of money?

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 14 January 2005 11:18 (twenty-one years ago)

technically, she did.

xpost

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Friday, 14 January 2005 11:19 (twenty-one years ago)

'Technical Pissing, The Manual' by P4r1s h1lt0n.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 14 January 2005 17:25 (twenty-one years ago)

apart of the par1s h1lt0n photoflickbook, technical pissing series.

Also availble.

"Technical Pissing: The Ollie"
"Technical Pissing: The 360"
"Technical Pissing: Tabletop"
"Technical Pissing: The Grind"

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 14 January 2005 17:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Technical Pissing: Golden Shower Accuracy Guide
Technical Pissing: 100% San Andreas Guide.

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Friday, 14 January 2005 17:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Piss artist.

― Captain GRRRios' Giggletits (Barima), Friday, 14 January 2005 17:42 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.kidbiz.org/periodicgenius/Celebrity/images/butthead.gif

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 14 January 2005 17:46 (twenty-one years ago)

too bad no one can dare you to regain your dignity, huh?

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 14 January 2005 17:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Sucker bet

― Captain GRRRios' Giggletits (Barima), Friday, 14 January 2005 17:58 (twenty-one years ago)

luna, i wasn't pissing dignity.

i still have that inside my bladder of decency.

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Friday, 14 January 2005 18:04 (twenty-one years ago)

You can't photo your bladder = you lose

― Captain GRRRios' Giggletits (Barima), Friday, 14 January 2005 18:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I suspect you may have missed my point slightly, but um, yeah, ok.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 14 January 2005 18:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm just saying it's been done before. [NSFW, duh.]

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 14 January 2005 20:06 (twenty-one years ago)

um, ok ew.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 14 January 2005 20:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I missed this!

― .ada.m. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 04:14 (twenty-one years ago)

to sum up, hari peed his pants on command

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 04:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I have to say...it's rather ill advised (I am getting your slsk messages mark, but I am never there!!!)

― .ada.m. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 04:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Who is Hari?

― .ada.m. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 04:25 (twenty-one years ago)

he's a british kid with a sorta-girlfriend and a racist belt

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 04:27 (twenty-one years ago)

When I saw the thread revival, I thought for sure he was planning to do it again ... and now I'm disappointed.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 04:29 (twenty-one years ago)

we should give him the benefit of the doubt - there's every possibility he's peeing his pants right now, just not on the internet.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 04:33 (twenty-one years ago)

he's a british kid with a sorta-girlfriend and a racist belt

And he did something terrible recently, but he feels bad about it.

― Curious George Rides a Republican (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 04:46 (twenty-one years ago)

and he clocks sick money

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 05:01 (twenty-one years ago)

we should give him the benefit of the doubt - there's every possibility he's peeing his pants right now, just not on the internet.

What's the point?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 05:02 (twenty-one years ago)

practice.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 05:05 (twenty-one years ago)

i'll try anything once.

(but i won't do that)

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 09:41 (twenty-one years ago)

i think i regret doing this now.

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 09:42 (twenty-one years ago)

cool.

― cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 10:11 (twenty-one years ago)

i don't think i'm so impressed with this thread anymore after that one of that guy who chopped off his own penis.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 10:54 (twenty-one years ago)

What are you suggesting, ken?

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 15:07 (twenty-one years ago)

i did all this to impress ken

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 15:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Come on then Hari, give us some (of the) head.

― Curious George Rides a Republican (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 15:43 (twenty-one years ago)

eight months pass...

haha

the pictures have gone

― Googley Asearch (Toaster), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 10:32 (twenty years ago)

Do it again!!

― Masked Gazza, Tuesday, 4 October 2005 10:37 (twenty years ago)

dare you to poo yourself

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 10:39 (twenty years ago)

Do it when your girlfriend comes to visit!

― Last Of The Famous International Pfunkboys (Kerr), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 10:42 (twenty years ago)

or when your gran comes to visit

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 10:51 (twenty years ago)

fergie to thread

― 100% WJE (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 11:02 (twenty years ago)

paris hilton to thread

― Lurky DeLurk, Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:03 (twenty years ago)

three years pass...

cool

― one of the most disgusting savages in all the world imo (cozwn), Friday, 19 December 2008 14:31 (seventeen years ago)

fourteen years pass...

thanks Thermo and Jeff for making me aware of this, thanking Odin that the images no longer work

― waiting for a czar to fall (Neanderthal), Thursday, 23 February 2023 21:11 (three years ago)

Ah, not the same without the wet spot confirmation.

― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 23 February 2023 21:32 (three years ago)

User does not exist in the database.

― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 23 February 2023 21:39 (three years ago)

I believe he's a respectable and successful major label honcho now!

― change display name (Jordan), Thursday, 23 February 2023 21:42 (three years ago)

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