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Kelsey Grammer looks like a motherfucker with some dark secrets

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That sloping forehead and those eyes make him look like he's in perpetual Jack Torrance mode. Anyone want to go down to the Grammer basement with a flashlight? Not me, 'cuz you know he's down there with a blade, some rope, and a hogtied George Wendt. Bet he's pissed that a list of his top three "characters played" would be a) a psychiatrist who has perpetual trouble with the ladies, perhaps because he's swishy, b) a cartoon character and c) some jerk in some lousy DeNiro movie that no one saw.

I am not drunk.

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 01:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not sure the final sentence was needed, but if it helps.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 01:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I saw him almost exactly four years ago at the inauguration. I was protesting. He was crossing Pennsylvania Ave. to the Ann Coulter-level celeb viewing stand. Then Bush went by, followed by Maria Shriver on top of a bus with a microphone.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 01:55 (twenty-one years ago)

B b but who WOULDN'T want to be known for being the voice of Sideshow Bob?! I mean COME ON!

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 01:55 (twenty-one years ago)

it should be noted that there's no way any regular human being was crossing Pennsylvania Avenue shortly before Potus went by.

that's for all you Sarandon-haters.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 01:57 (twenty-one years ago)

He was on TRL when I visited Times Square.

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 01:57 (twenty-one years ago)

SECRETS

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 01:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I tell you what, he can live a long time on the Sideshow Bob stuff, that might actually be better for his rep long-term than any goddamn "Frasier" rerun.

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 02:03 (twenty-one years ago)

but still, dude's gonna be discovered by security some night on the old Cheers set, covered in applesauce and cradling Ted Danson's severed head

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 02:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Gear, get not-drunker, that's awesome.

― I Am Curious (George) (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 02:06 (twenty-one years ago)

gear you might've just saved my life

― John (jdahlem), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 02:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Gear, my brain may never recover :0

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 02:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I am the only one who saw him get busted for drunk driving? guy was all unshaven, had that glare going big-time, like he was being filmed by Kubrick or something. I thought, only thing keeping him from sinking a pen into his lawyer's neck are the motherfucking chains, but wait, he's got no chains! someone do something! I do not want to see this man in person. People were all like, hey RG, how bout some tix for a sitcom taping? Sure, why not, right, what show? FRASIER! Frasier? feck off, I don't have a death wish!

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 02:11 (twenty-one years ago)

sideshow bob is in fact perhaps not a character but rather a catharsis that keeps Grammer in check. you know why he shows up all sweaty every year or so to the Simpsons office saying, "need another Sideshow Bob episode, guys?" He's feeling the ITCH, trying to control, man. He don't control, people gonna DIE.

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 02:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I love you, Gear.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 02:59 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.luds.net/gueststars/1/kelsey%20grammer.jpg
ha ha ha, I killed and ate your family.

― MY FAVOURITE LIGHTER IS CHEESEBURGER (trigonalmayhem), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:03 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.mike-werner.org/Interests/Cigars/Actor/Kelsey%20Grammer.jpg
yeah, I did my time. So?

― MY FAVOURITE LIGHTER IS CHEESEBURGER (trigonalmayhem), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:04 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.digitalhit.com/sag/10/sag04-119.jpg
fucking rotten bastard, I should tear your heart out of your chest right here in front of everyone and just start eating it...

― MY FAVOURITE LIGHTER IS CHEESEBURGER (trigonalmayhem), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:06 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.tvlinksonline.com/photopost/data/1031/3kelseygrammer4.jpg
man ... I am ... like ... so fucked up ... right now

― MY FAVOURITE LIGHTER IS CHEESEBURGER (trigonalmayhem), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:08 (twenty-one years ago)

http://content.clearchannel.com/Photos/male_celebrities/kelsey_grammer/kelsey_grammer_KevinWinter.jpg
yes, really funny, laugh it up, I'll be dining on your liver tonight

― MY FAVOURITE LIGHTER IS CHEESEBURGER (trigonalmayhem), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:09 (twenty-one years ago)

OH MY GOD I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO WATCH FRASIER AGAIN

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:10 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.newyorksocialdiary.com/partypictures/2004/01_12_04/images/27.jpg
yeahhh, that's right. I fucked her. Twice. In the ass. You're a nobody.

― MY FAVOURITE LIGHTER IS CHEESEBURGER (trigonalmayhem), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:11 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.detnews.com/pix/2004/01/13/feat/fe13-frasier-0104n-2.jpg
That one look tassssssty.

― MY FAVOURITE LIGHTER IS CHEESEBURGER (trigonalmayhem), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:13 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.foederationsdatenbank.de/fdb/personen/bilder/bateson.jpg

Excellent! Now I may kill IN SPACE!!!

― Bernard the Butler (Lynskey), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:14 (twenty-one years ago)

http://spoty.cool.ne.jp/causeneffect/kelsey.jpg

What do you mean 'the little bitch is fighting back', Ensign Rodriguez? JUST BEAM HER TO THE BOTTOM OF THE DEEPEST SEA!

― Bernard the Butler (Lynskey), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:15 (twenty-one years ago)

http://img.iskon.hr/kl/2003/07/09/0002015v.jpg
Hey, look at me, I'm an (extremely) poor man's Jude Law!

― MY FAVOURITE LIGHTER IS CHEESEBURGER (trigonalmayhem), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:17 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.nbc.com/nbc/Frasier/images/imgs_bio/kelsey_grammer.jpg
I AM DRUNK ON POWER!
or is it blood?
it might be blood.

― MY FAVOURITE LIGHTER IS CHEESEBURGER (trigonalmayhem), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:17 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.starfleetlibrary.com/tng/images/TNG21801.jpg

Good, good. Doctor Formantitude, prepare the corpses in sickbay, I'm beginning to enjoy this 'Possessed Shipman beard'

― Bernard the Butler (Lynskey), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:18 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.tribute.ca/tribute_objects/images/stars/kelsey_grammer.jpg
oh this reminds me of when I was but a schoolboy ... eating my classmates.

― MY FAVOURITE LIGHTER IS CHEESEBURGER (trigonalmayhem), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:19 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.cnbce.com/i/pr-dizi/frasier.jpg


"The dog spoke to me, the dog told me to do it!"

― papa november (papa november), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Are they all having sex with each other?

― Bernard the Butler (Lynskey), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I dunno.

― papa november (papa november), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:22 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.elviscostello.info/pic/tv/03/030422.frasier/frasier_1.jpg

Mr. Costello looks more evil than Mr. Grammer in this photo.

― papa november (papa november), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:24 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.cheers-becker.de/frasier19.jpg
"A party thrown by whom? Caligula?"

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:24 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.smokemag.com/0300/cover2.jpg

Yes, Seabiscuit, I too feel the smouldering hatred of all humankind. But have no fear, for tonight we taste the BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT!

― Bernard the Butler (Lynskey), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:28 (twenty-one years ago)

frasier is the weirdest show you can watch while stoned. psychodrama at its creepiest.

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Looks like John Mahoney is the cast bitch in the above photo.

― Cill Msgrn, Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Something happened after I read this thread that transported my brain into a bad place and now I can't think or do anything really.

I feel sick.

― Andrew (enneff), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:46 (twenty-one years ago)

it's the icy glare of kelsey grammer that did it

he's a bad man

― MY FAVOURITE LIGHTER IS CHEESEBURGER (trigonalmayhem), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I know like I said it has ruined Frasier forever for me! I will crack up every time its on now.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:48 (twenty-one years ago)

frasier is the weirdest show you can watch while stoned. psychodrama at its creepiest.

There seems to be a certain desperation in the way so many shows revolve around the brothers complete inability to get laid.

― Lappet, Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Her killer or killers had slit her throat from behind, severing her carotid artery, and then left her to die. But this young girl, this 18-year-old kid, staggered and crawled down that alley the length of a city block, looking for help, Smit would later recall. But it was late and there was no help. Even as she was bleeding to death, she crawled out of the alley and into a nearby mobile home park. She tried one door her bloody handprint was later found on the screen, Smit remembered. Then she dragged herself to the manager's office, where she finally collapsed outside the door and died. In an image that would haunt investigators, including Smit, for decades, her bloody "handprint was actually about two inches below the doorbell."

At first, the cops didn't know who she was. She had no identification when they found her, no wallet, no driver's license, nothing. All she had in her pockets was an apartment key, and that wasn't much help. "We tried that key in 100 doors around there and we just couldn't put it together," Smit would later lament. But a few days after her death an acquaintance came forward, telling police that a girl fitting the victim's description, a young woman from Florida by the name of Karen Alicia Grammer who had taken a year off from her studies at Barry College and moved up to Colorado Springs, had vanished July .

Figuring it was worth a try, Smit went to her apartment building and slid the key they had recovered from her body into the lock. It fit. Just to make sure, they asked her older brother, then-20-year-old aspiring actor named Kelsey Grammer, to fly up to identify the body. You could tell just by looking at young Kelsey Grammer that "he really loved his sister," Smit recalled. What's more, it hadn't been that long since their estranged father had been gunned down near his home in Bermuda, and even less time had passed since the death of their grandfather, the man who had really raised the Grammer kids. "I'll tell you, tragedy has really struck that family," Smit had commented.

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:51 (twenty-one years ago)

it echoes the writers' struggles with their own inabilities to get laid.
(xpost)

― MY FAVOURITE LIGHTER IS CHEESEBURGER (trigonalmayhem), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Scott Seward is bumming me out, man.

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahahaha! Sorry! But this is the kreepy kelsey thread! when you watch one of those episodes of frasier where he just screams at his crippled father for half an hour, be afraid, be very afraid.

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 04:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Woah, his sister was really murdered!? ok now I am creeped out.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 04:07 (twenty-one years ago)

i just went to trader fuckin joe's and saw the msutached one from le tigre, she told me that 'tehy were coming and by tehy i mean he and by he i mean teh grammer' but it wasn't her voice, rather it was john ratzenberger's.

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 04:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I am drunk, and this question (and thread) is amazing. I was actually thinking that Gear must be drunk. and then I read the last sentence. awesome.

― lemin (lemin), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 04:16 (twenty-one years ago)

"So, ahh, Nahm, were you aware that severing the carotid ahtery does not produce, ahh, instant death? That scene in the Cuckoo's Nest where Bud Dourif dies almost instantly, ahh, is totally unrealistic."

"Fascinating, Cliffy. What's wrong over there, Dr. Crane?"

― I Am Curious (George) (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 04:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I was at a movie theater once, and they showed the trailer for that Showtime movie where Kelsey Grammer played Benedict Arnold. The sight of Frasier looking deadly serious in full-on colonial regalia was quite amusing, but I didn't predict that the whole theater would actually start laughing.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 05:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I shouldn't be laughing at the curious george line, but i am.
I am.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 05:57 (twenty-one years ago)

darkest secret: his macbeth

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 06:18 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.eastnorthumberland.com/news/newsOctober1998/SeaboyerGrammer.JPG

― eman (eman), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 06:34 (twenty-one years ago)

what male human ISN'T a motherfucker with some dark secrets?

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 06:45 (twenty-one years ago)

"darkest secret: his macbeth"

have you ever heard this guy on a talk show?? he is an elitist pretentious fucker and i do not for a second believe that.

― John (jdahlem), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 06:54 (twenty-one years ago)

He only dates/marries pornstars and he flipped his Corvette in Malibu Canyon on a straight away (which is apparently extremely hard to do, bearing in mind the weight distribution of the car and the gravitational physics of planet Earth).

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 07:10 (twenty-one years ago)

he is a creep and i want him dead.

― John (jdahlem), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 07:19 (twenty-one years ago)

http://monkeyfilter.com/link.php/6934

― Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 07:46 (twenty-one years ago)

swear to christ i was just flipping channels when i came across it, it meaning "frasier". innocuous enough scene, what with frasier engaged in some clever wordplay with david hyde pierce whilst john mahoney rolled his eyes in a "how'd a guy like me, an ex-cop, a blue-collar sort, end up with these kids, ain't life funny (cue sad/funny horn of irony)" manner. innocuous until kelsey broke the audience wall and looked at me and said, "terror, thy name is grammer". I shrieked but the scream was not my own, nay, it was that of bebe neuwirth.

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 07:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude are you sure you aren't drunk!?

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 08:03 (twenty-one years ago)

john i think you misunderstood what i meant by "dark secret"

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 08:11 (twenty-one years ago)

he drives a viper, nuf said

― lukey (Lukey G), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 10:44 (twenty-one years ago)

and he sure likes the c-c-c-c-c-cocaine!

oh sorry - used to like. yeah, right.

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 11:41 (twenty-one years ago)

He's a freaking republican too.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 16:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm still traumatised from seeing him in 'Kennedy' on DVD the other day. Swimming. With Martin Sheen. He is a hairy hairy man.

― Archel (Archel), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 16:47 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.shagpro.com/mrbrown/celeb/97sag15.jpg

The bear is clearly a voodoo doll he uses to torture his victims from afar.

― Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 16:54 (twenty-one years ago)

http://images.usatoday.com/life/_photos/2004/07/23/comingattr-grammer-inside.jpg

Be very afraid.

― Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 17:01 (twenty-one years ago)

That picture = me in forty years, I figure. But with a better soul.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 17:03 (twenty-one years ago)

You know, I was not going to say anything about the slight resemblance.

― Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 18:47 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.southcoasttoday.com/daily/02-98/02-25-98/kelsey.jpg

― Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 21:41 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.theage.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1042911424835_2003/01/22/Frasier,0.jpg

He is drinking the blood of the innocent.

― Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 21:42 (twenty-one years ago)

And eating the awards of the pure.

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 21:43 (twenty-one years ago)

If you look close at that Future Ned one, you can see, peaking out from beneath the Nolte-esque locks-gone-wild, MUTTON CHOPS. Ned, deny yourself your heart's true desire no more...GROW THEM BITCHIZ OUT!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 21:44 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.smh.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1042911322021_2003/01/20/win05,1.jpg

― .ada.m. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 21:45 (twenty-one years ago)

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/040112/040112_frasierends_hsmall.hmedium.jpg

Poor Eddie.

― Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 21:48 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.iskon.hr/2004/01/13/0176007.17.jpg

The Twin Towers of Evil.

― Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 21:49 (twenty-one years ago)

ihttp://www.fentonphoto.com/celeport/ZKELHOME.JPG

There are no words.

― Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 21:50 (twenty-one years ago)

gahhhhhhhhh

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 21:52 (twenty-one years ago)

greatest thread in forever!

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 21:56 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.hardnheavy.com/jeffery2.jpg

Wanna know what's worse than that?

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 21:59 (twenty-one years ago)

(um, drop the i from the http.)

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 21:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Nice shoes. (x-post)

― nickn (nickn), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 22:01 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.digitalhit.com/sag/10/sag04-119.jpg
FRASIER DRAGON HEAT RAY EYE EXPLOSION LASER POWER - GO!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 22:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Did I really need to see a picture of Chiklis fellating his Golden Globes?

Wow, that sounds even dirtier than I thought it would! Good job, me.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 22:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Chiklis has the eager/frightened gaze of a porn ingenue taking her first bukkake

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 22:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Fisher Price's.... no, I can't finish that joke.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 22:19 (twenty-one years ago)

http://harland-williams.net/perisc/perisc06.jpg

― Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 22:43 (twenty-one years ago)

McHale's Ostentatiously Effeminate Navy

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 22:44 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.celebstation.org/actors/kelsey_grammer/thumb/Kelsey_Grammer-003.jpg

― Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 22:49 (twenty-one years ago)

That picture = me in forty years, I figure. But with a better soul.

Haha Ned I seriously think you'd do well to get a top hat like that.

― Andrew (enneff), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 22:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Everyone should, really.

― Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 22:53 (twenty-one years ago)

My date and I were going to both wear top hats for senior prom; I don't remember why we didn't.

Best part of that prom; she went to the other side of the Twin Cities to find a unique, cool dress and ended up buying a black and gold number with a bustier top and pants with a bustle flaring off the booty. We showed up and one of my female friends had completely independently gone out and bought the same dress. There was a five second "oh shit" moment which then turned into "WE ARE TOO FUCKING COOL FOR THIS SCHOOL! LOOK AT US!" posturing and multitudes of girl-on-girl photo poses. It was really rock.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 22:57 (twenty-one years ago)

(Meanwhile, in a parallel dimension...)

http://www.luther-der-film.de/pics/cast_privat_pix/ochsenknecht1.gif

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 23:03 (twenty-one years ago)

https://www.inaugural05.com/mediaroom/011305entertainment.aspx

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Today, the 55th Presidential Inaugural Committee (PIC) announced the entertainment schedule for the Inaugural events.

“We are excited about what is a talented and diverse group of performers who will provide fantastic entertainment to enhance the Inaugural events. We’ve worked tirelessly to assemble a lineup that is not only unique, but represents the best and brightest of America’s talent,” said PIC Director Greg Jenkins.

Tuesday, January 18th
SALUTING THOSE WHO SERVE 2:00 p.m.
Artist Description
Kelsey Grammar (MC) Actor
Karri Turner (Reader) Actor
Don King (Reader) Boxing
Shandi Finnessey Miss U.S.A.
Richard Roundtree Actor
Gloria Estefan Singer
Bebe Winans Singer
John M. Montgomery Singer
Darrell Worley Singer
Heather Hedley Singer
Down Range Army Band
President’s Own String Duo-Marine Band
Color Guard Joint Armed Forces
3rd U.S. Infantry Presentation of Flags
Drill Team Soloists Army, Marine Corps, Navy, Air Force, Coast Guard
Navy Band Sea Chanters Navy Band

― (Jon L), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 23:52 (twenty-one years ago)

HE IS IN CAHOOTS WITH SATAN!

― MY FAVOURITE LIGHTER IS CHEESEBURGER (trigonalmayhem), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 00:21 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.rosezone.com/booksales/im_300/image230.jpg
In this uncensored, uninhibited, and totally irreverent memoir, Kelsey Grammer puts the two sides of his personality together for the first time and explains the horrific origins of his compelling but erratic life. Lost and broken, trapped by family patterns and haunted by violent death, Grammer found himself seeking relief in liquor, drugs, and women.

― eman (eman), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 01:27 (twenty-one years ago)

p.s. - ugliest book cover ever made. bad photo, bad font, bad rainbow crayon scribbling, etc.

― eman (eman), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 01:31 (twenty-one years ago)

more troubled times:
http://www.huntingtonstreet.com/promos/kelsey_g.JPG

― robots in love (robotsinlove), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 03:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Rainbow? Hey he must be gay.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 03:12 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.cosmicbaseball.com/kelsey_b.gif

― robots in love (robotsinlove), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 03:13 (twenty-one years ago)

YES!! Look, how his right arm forms a triangle against his torso. And is his jacket purple?? I think it is!

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 03:13 (twenty-one years ago)

it's all in code

― robots in love (robotsinlove), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 03:14 (twenty-one years ago)

SECRETS

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 03:46 (twenty-one years ago)

the sepia toned photo with KG with long hair above makes him look suspiciously like Mary Shippy from U.S. Maple.

― robots in love (robotsinlove), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 04:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Mary=Mark

― robots in love (robotsinlove), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 04:00 (twenty-one years ago)

oooh was that a freudian slip??

― Elliot (Elliot), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 06:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Seriously, how horrifying must that "McHale's Navy" promo shoot have gone in order for them to say, "YES!!! THIS IS THE PERFECT PHOTO FOR OUR MOVIE!"?

I mean, I saw part of that movie and that photo is perfect, but not in any positive manner.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 16:26 (twenty-one years ago)

not only was his sister murdered, but I believe his mother was as well

― kyle (akmonday), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 16:43 (twenty-one years ago)

this thread makes me breakdance

― miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 16:56 (twenty-one years ago)

-Has attacked American TV viewers for addictively watching degrading reality shows, because it gives network bosses the motive to produce more. (May 1, 2004)
-Grammer has hinted he may join fellow Republican Arnold Schwarzenegger in swapping acting for politics – Grammer told reporters on America's Fox News that he hoped he would get a chance to give something back to his country. (September 24, 2003)
-Was one of the most powerful celebrity according to 2003 Forbes Top 100 Celebrity List (#34)
-Filed a lawsuit against Hamptons real estate broker Bettie Wysor of Dunemere Real Estate who put him and his wife next door to a construction site. The couple rented a mansion next door to advertising executive Jay Chiat in the summer of 1998. Kelsey was uninformed of Chiat's extensive renovation, and is suing Wyson for $100,000 for failing to warn him but Wysor says that work on Chiat's house was finished by the time the Grammers moved in. She claims the couple only used their place for three of the four weeks they'd rented it for, and never complained to her about anything. (May 2000)
-Spent a couple of weeks in the Betty Ford clinic for substance abuse. (October 1996)
-His favorite episode of CHEERS (1982) was DINNER AT EIGHTISH.
-Served 30 days in jail for violating probation on D.U.I. (1990)
-His father was murdered in the Virgin Islands; his sister was murdered after leaving a Red Lobster in Colorado Springs, CO, and his brother was killed in a shark attack.
-Is the only actor to be nominated for an Emmy for three TV shows, all for the same character (Frasier Crane in CHEERS (1982), FRASIER (1993) and a guest appearance on WINGS (1990)).
-His daughter, Spencer, was on the ONE HUGS, THE OTHER DOESN'T episode of CHEERS (1982).
-Had to have his appendix removed, only a few weeks after his TOY STORY 2 (1999) co-star, Tim Allen, also had to have his appendix removed. Expected to make full recovery. (October 1999)
-Wife Camille Donatacci appeared, uncredited, on his sitcom FRASIER (1993).
-He filed suit against his former talent agency, Artists Agency, in order to recover $1.8 million in commissions. The current lawsuit comes on the heels of a Screen Actors Guild arbitration that has ordered him to pay the agency commissions withheld since 1998. Artists Agency is claiming that it has a right to claim ongoing profit participation in FRASIER (1993), which means several million dollars in commissions with the show in syndication. He is charging that Artists Agency, which has represented him since the '80s, didn't win him the role of Frasier Crane on either CHEERS (1982) or FRASIERS (1993). In 1996, He switched agencies but continued to play commission up to 1998, after which Artist Agency began arbitration. The arbitrator's ruling, which was handed down August 4 2000, upholds a renewal agreement he says he was forced into signing and orders him to pay withheld commissions. (August 2000)
-Daughter, Mason Olivia Grammer, was delivered by a surrogate mother October 24, 2001 in Los Angeles and weighed in at 8 pounds, 5 ounces.

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 17:02 (twenty-one years ago)

surrogate mother = paternity suit?

― miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 17:06 (twenty-one years ago)

i guess he had a hard time creating the SPAWN OF SATAN. they should check mason's scalp for any strange, triple-6 like markings...

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 17:08 (twenty-one years ago)

"honey, I found a surrogate mother for my child last night! Let's celebrate!"

― miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 17:10 (twenty-one years ago)

holy shit, he is pure fucking evil. I am not insane, see? he doesn't want his trophy wife to have kids, man, he's wanting her to keep on lookin' good, he's afraid she'll put on weight with the pregnancy bit, and "Kelsey don't play that". Madness lurks behind that massive cranium, friends.

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 17:12 (twenty-one years ago)

"I didn't fuck her, honey, I just came in her. Now let's go to Bellagio. Kelsey's feeling lucky!"

― miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 17:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Kelsey's like the older version of Neil Patrick Harris in Harold & Kumar

― miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 17:13 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.atinternet.com/cinema/st/images/carl1.jpg

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 17:17 (twenty-one years ago)

FACT: Anagrams of Kelsey Grammer include:

Sleek germ army.
Gear rams my elk.

I'm just sayin'.

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 17:21 (twenty-one years ago)

REM LEK GAYS. REM!

― miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 17:41 (twenty-one years ago)

two months pass...
He also looks like Sting!

Who is probably a motherfucker with with some dark secrets.

― olde english d, Wednesday, 23 March 2005 23:11 (twenty-one years ago)

...sexy secrets.

― kate/thank you friendly cloud (papa november), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 23:14 (twenty-one years ago)

-Was one of the most powerful celebrity according to 2003 Forbes Top 100 Celebrity List (#34)

How? What kind of power does Kelsey Grammer wield? (evil power, obviously, but still)

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 23:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I am the only one who saw him get busted for drunk driving?

I don't know, but I know someone who saw Garry Shandling get busted for speeding. He scares me, too.

― What we want? Sex with T.V. stars! What you want? Ian Riese-Moraine! (Eastern Ma, Thursday, 24 March 2005 00:18 (twenty-one years ago)

there is no way this thread could match the hilarity of its title.

― Seuss, Thursday, 24 March 2005 07:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Remy's keg realm! Remy's keg realm! Remy's keg realm!

― Remy's keg realm! Remy's keg realm! Remy's keg realm! (x Jeremy), Thursday, 24 March 2005 07:21 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...
If you had 1% of the talent, brains or aptitude of Kelsey you would grow up and demolish this site for dimwits. Sure he has had some drug problems but if you had any appreciation of his personal tradgedies... You oxygen thief!@#$%^&*(

― Wally, Saturday, 29 April 2006 10:09 (twenty years ago)

go suck jo whiley's cock some more.

― teh_kit has 18 friends (g-kit), Saturday, 29 April 2006 10:32 (twenty years ago)

Is it wrong to discriminate against people based on their shitty ISP?

― This cunted circus never ends... (papa november), Saturday, 29 April 2006 10:37 (twenty years ago)

There are psychotically defensive googlers for every possible celebrity, aren't there?

― I knew this, Saturday, 29 April 2006 10:39 (twenty years ago)

but they ALL suck whiley's cock, isn't it weird?

― teh_kit has 18 friends (g-kit), Saturday, 29 April 2006 10:50 (twenty years ago)

I saw KG for a moment on tv last night and I thought of this thread...he really does look like a motherfucker with dark secrets.

― The Mercury Krueger (Ex Leon), Saturday, 29 April 2006 11:16 (twenty years ago)

maybe I didn't read thread thoroughly enough, but no mention of being found with a 16 year old in a suburban NJ hotel? Actually in the Basking Ridge area just off exit 33 of rte 78?

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Saturday, 29 April 2006 16:00 (twenty years ago)

http://www.joblo.com/newsimages1/xmencharacter2-1.jpg

― Man Man (kenan), Saturday, 29 April 2006 16:03 (twenty years ago)

http://www.xmenfilms.net/layout/OurRevolution/Beast_Reach1.jpg

― josh in sf (stfu kthx), Saturday, 29 April 2006 16:50 (twenty years ago)

"No babies. I SAID NO BABIES!"

― Man Man (kenan), Saturday, 29 April 2006 16:53 (twenty years ago)

"I SAID NO BABIES!"

― Man Man (kenan), Saturday, 29 April 2006 16:57 (twenty years ago)

I Am Curious (George)

I just laughed at this screenname for a good five minutes.

― Dan (Lois Lane Goes Animal!) Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 29 April 2006 17:42 (twenty years ago)

tell me more about nj turnpikes and kiddie fucking, please

― anthony easton (anthony), Saturday, 29 April 2006 18:39 (twenty years ago)

anybody see that footage on vh1 where kelsey falls down during a "disney is amazing" speech and yells "OH GOOD LORD!" mid-drop? I have no doubt that he beat the living shit out of someone that night.

― ant@work.com, Sunday, 30 April 2006 00:22 (twenty years ago)

NBC is running this commercial hyping Kelsey Grammar as "the angel of death" on an upcoming episode of Medium.

― Michael F Gill (Michael F Gill), Sunday, 30 April 2006 01:53 (twenty years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuQAEVLljF4&search=kelsey%20grammer

I can't help but feel sorry for him though. He's in so much pain but he's too proud to show it.

― chrisco (chrisco), Sunday, 30 April 2006 02:13 (twenty years ago)

eleven months pass...
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40334000/jpg/_40334363_bush_grammer_203.jpg

"Lastly, the fact is, and I think this tends to get ignored in these kinds of debates - I don't HAVE to justify gun ownership - not socially, not politically. Fact is I like guns. I like owning them. I like shooting them. I like how they look and smell. And it's my right to stockpile them if I want to. I have a CCW permit and can legally carry a gun in 39 states."

― That one guy that quit, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 13:39 (nineteen years ago)

i realize im probly getting myself into some 'unloved season' style misdirected props here but "A party thrown by whom? Caligula?" cracks me up every time

― and what, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:00 (nineteen years ago)

where did gear go?

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:01 (nineteen years ago)

UH OH.

― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:09 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.startribune.com/blogs/websearch/wp-content/uploads/Kelsey_Grammer__comp_rev.jpghttp://www.startribune.com/blogs/websearch/wp-content/uploads/Kelsey_Grammer__comp_rev.jpg

― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 23:51 (nineteen years ago)

"Kelsey Grammer looks like a motherfucker with some dark secrets" is the funniest thread title. ever.

― Drooone, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 04:08 (nineteen years ago)

http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/166/kelseygrammercomprevqk9.jpghttp://img263.imageshack.us/img263/166/kelseygrammercomprevqk9.jpg

― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 04:14 (nineteen years ago)

when did he turn into martin fry?

― electricsound, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 09:56 (nineteen years ago)

http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/7587/kelseyevim1.jpg

― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 19 April 2007 01:21 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha HORRIFYING

― HI DERE, Thursday, 19 April 2007 01:22 (nineteen years ago)

did anyone else see a little dominique pinon in those pics?

http://www.cinemagia.ro/getimg.php?id=1648&size=s

― tehresa, Thursday, 19 April 2007 01:29 (nineteen years ago)

frasier was an awesome show. the last of ye olde fashioned sitcoms. i'd miss it, but it's still on all the time.

― M@tt He1ges0n, Thursday, 19 April 2007 01:31 (nineteen years ago)

This is still one of my favorite threads.

― Nicole, Thursday, 19 April 2007 02:55 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

mild heart attack

― C. Grisso/McCain, Monday, 2 June 2008 23:32 (seventeen years ago)

you know, it's really true! he does look bizarre!

― Surmounter, Monday, 2 June 2008 23:38 (seventeen years ago)

dude, he had a heart attack.

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 02:21 (seventeen years ago)

'His father was murdered in the Virgin Islands; his sister was murdered after leaving a Red Lobster in Colorado Springs, CO, and his brother was killed in a shark attack.'
This dude is not on a Fun Run.

― bingolola, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 09:57 (seventeen years ago)

GMTV were all "did the cancellation of his latest TV series after one season contribute to his Heart attack"..

pff. sounds like that was a fairly minor trauma compared to his others.

― Mark G, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 10:13 (seventeen years ago)

Damn, he looks in really good shape in that link. Clearly losing weight is bad for you.

― Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 13:09 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

Kelsey Grammer why you ruin my future child's name?????????

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1a3BMTRYmk

― Hillary had Everest in his veins (sunny successor), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 13:16 (sixteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

his daughter looks like she has some dark secrets of her own
http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/lc/harry_potter_3_090709/kelsey_grammer_5322010.jpg

― velko, Wednesday, 2 September 2009 03:10 (sixteen years ago)

loooool

― R Gmail Still Down? (Remember Me) (some dude), Wednesday, 2 September 2009 03:13 (sixteen years ago)

haha

― post-contrarian meta-challop 2009 (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 2 September 2009 03:15 (sixteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2009/02/0222_kelsey_grammer_tmz_video.jpg

― velko, Thursday, 24 September 2009 05:03 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oqS-hDNiA4

― cutty, Friday, 25 September 2009 15:23 (sixteen years ago)

Haha

― Squash weather (Eazy), Friday, 25 September 2009 15:30 (sixteen years ago)

nine months pass...

Kelsey Grammer Tweets Divorce Deets

Today 1:20 PM PDT by Josh Grossberg

That's one way to let the world know.

Kelsey Grammer's wife, Camille Grammer, filed for divorce Thursday in a Los Angeles court, seeking to end their 13-year union. The Emmy-winning thesp broke the sad news on Twitter.

"Hello everyone thank you for ur support and Yes it's TRUE Camille and I are Divorcing I ask U 2 respect our privacy in these difficult," he tweeted.

His rep followed up with a statement: "Kelsey and Camille value privacy. They understand that private lives sometimes get played out in public but ask on this occasion that their privacy—and the privacy of their children—be respected.

"I would like to add that I know people will be tempted to say some mean things," Grammer continued via Twitter. "I realize that it is human nature but I ask that you be particularly sensitive to the feelings of my wife. She has been a terrific partner for many years and should not be treated with any disrespect at this time. Things fell apart between us. That is all. She is still the mother of my children and any disparagement of her will only hurt the children. Camille did not want this but has made a very difficult decision and I respect her for it. I appreciate your kindness for all parties in this matter."

According to the petition, Grammer's missus (née Donatacci) cited irreconcilable differences and is seeking primary physical custody of the couple's 8-year-old daughter, Mason, and 5-year-old son, Jude, in addition to child and spousal support.

This marks the third go-round at marriage for the actor.

The 55-year-old Grammer and 41-year-old Donatacci, a former Club MTV dancer and Playboy model, met on a blind date back in 1996 and tied the knot a year later.

While Kelsey remains hard at work starring in Broadway's revival of La Cage Aux Folles, Mrs. Grammer is part of the cast of Bravo's new reality series, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

No word how they'll divvy up their possessions. The pair own homes in New York, Colorado, Malibu and Maui.

― buzza, Friday, 2 July 2010 05:03 (fifteen years ago)

in america, fathers call you!

srsly tho, what, people are giving him shit because on father's day he didn't call his kids?

pretty sure it's meant to go the other way

b the dub, gawker's gossip bro killing it today

― frap your hands say yeah yeah yeah (history mayne), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 13:58 (fifteen years ago)

"Hello everyone thank you for ur support and Yes it's TRUE Camille and I are Divorcing I ask U 2 respect our privacy in these difficult," he tweeted.

huh -- who knew he was close friends with Bono.

― Filmmaker, Author, Radio Host Stephen Baldwin (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 14:00 (fifteen years ago)

'Camille and I are Divorcing / I ask U 2 respect our privacy' clearly a Prince lyric

― He moved to New York in March so he could train with local hot dogs. (stevie), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 14:01 (fifteen years ago)

I'm imagining driving up the PCH from Santa Monica on a Tuesday night, pulling up to some little bar in Malibu around 9:30 p.m., and finding two men at the bar, side by side: Mel and Kelsey.

― a hedge maze made of people (Eazy), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 14:06 (fifteen years ago)

leave that bar immediately imo

― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 14:11 (fifteen years ago)

in ur twitter, respectin ur privacy

― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 14:12 (fifteen years ago)

"A party thrown by whom? Caligula?"

Oh man, please tell me this is a real line uttered by Frasier.

Also, I like how Kelsey Grammar is now producing shows on BET.

― Ce soir je dîne sur la soupe de tortue (EDB), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 15:06 (fifteen years ago)

You guys have seen this, right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehMl-CztpnA

― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 15:11 (fifteen years ago)

you know what's not right? sneakers and a white tee shirt with a suit.

― He moved to New York in March so he could train with local hot dogs. (stevie), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 15:45 (fifteen years ago)

What I want to know is the story behind his beef with left handed scissors. SOME PEOPLE NEED LEFT HANDED SCISSORS, KELSEY!

― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 15:47 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.chortle.co.uk/news/2010/07/09/11351/rise_of_the_right-wing_comic

consumed by bile right now tbqfh

― bettina arnderpandts (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 9 July 2010 10:21 (fifteen years ago)

fuck, beaten to it

― bettina arnderpandts (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 9 July 2010 10:22 (fifteen years ago)

Not all the jokes in Right 2 Laugh are political, however, with a black comic talking about the difference between black and white people

def a game-changer that topic

― the crucible of easily debunked e-mail fwds (stevie), Friday, 9 July 2010 10:23 (fifteen years ago)

Oh good god.

― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Friday, 9 July 2010 10:26 (fifteen years ago)

White guys have names like Lenny, whereas black guys have names like Carl.

― stand under Eljero Elia, Elia, Elia (Merdeyeux), Friday, 9 July 2010 10:59 (fifteen years ago)

omg 'chortle.co.uk

― does a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ sh!t in the woods? (some dude), Friday, 9 July 2010 13:33 (fifteen years ago)

his daughter looks like she has some dark secrets of her own

http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/lc/harry_potter_3_090709/kelsey_grammer_5322010.jpg

http://buffetoblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/child-looking-suspicious-by-house-fire.jpg

― ὦὦὦ █▄█ ▀█▀ ▀█▄ ὦὦὦ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 9 July 2010 13:47 (fifteen years ago)

shades of http://www.matadorrecords.com/matablog/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/phpthumb_generated_thumbnail.jpg

― Psychic... Octopus... Another Mertesac (DJ Mencap), Friday, 9 July 2010 14:13 (fifteen years ago)

pro-America, pro-business and pro-military sensibilities

Finally! A change from the constant anti-business, anti-war programming that our nation is flooded with daily.

― Beach Pomade (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 9 July 2010 14:24 (fifteen years ago)

four weeks pass...

"A party thrown by whom? Caligula?"

Oh man, please tell me this is a real line uttered by Frasier.

So, like, is this a real line? If so what episode is it from?

― I'm banishing you to a time warp from which you will never return (EDB), Saturday, 7 August 2010 15:14 (fifteen years ago)

the dark secrets continue...

Kelsey Grammer has a new (mystery) lady in his life
August 10, 2010 6:00 p.m. EDT

(PEOPLE.com) -- A month after his wife of 13 years filed for divorce, Kelsey Grammer has been spotted out and about with a new girlfriend -- a mystery blonde so far known only as Kate.

― Darin, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 14:55 (fifteen years ago)

Never understood how some guys acquire girlfriends. Do they rent them from agencies?

― Gucci Mane hermeneuticist (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 15:01 (fifteen years ago)

No one knows if he actually said "A party thrown by whom? Caligula?"

Tell me, please!

― I'm banishing you to a time warp from which you will never return (EDB), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 15:22 (fifteen years ago)

four weeks pass...

http://www.theage.com.au/entertainment/tv-and-radio/frasier-star-face-of-rightwing-network-20100909-151m8.html


Kelsey Grammer is an investor and public face supporting a new network that launched on Wednesday with entertainment designed to appeal to political conservatives.

...

Grammer, the Emmy-winning star of Frasier, said the network represented a desire by him and some political friends "to stop allowing people who hate us to define us."

"If you have NBC, ABC, you have entire networks flooded with a very particular point of view," he said. "They won't admit it, but it's clearly the way it is. There's plenty of room for us."

WTF. Why do rightwingers persist with this line of reasoning?

― queen of the toilets, which is in some ways the worst branch of royalty (Trayce), Friday, 10 September 2010 01:26 (fifteen years ago)

I may not agree with right wing types, but I do feel sorry for the sensible ones that their only choice of targeted news/talk is staffed by complete clowns. I haven't seen anything since Kelsey's weird commercial upthread, and I don't know who will be anchoring on the network, but I really hope they swing toward the middle rather than to the most bizarre reaches of the right like Fox does.

― Johnny Fever, Friday, 10 September 2010 01:39 (fifteen years ago)

Well thats a point, I suppose. Its their own fault they've let extremists overrun the dialogue though. But the last time they tried this it failed pretty badly iirc - some kind of conservative comedy show, was it?

― queen of the toilets, which is in some ways the worst branch of royalty (Trayce), Friday, 10 September 2010 01:41 (fifteen years ago)

Oh yeah, the 1/2 Hour News Hour on Fox was a complete disaster.

― Johnny Fever, Friday, 10 September 2010 01:46 (fifteen years ago)

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3384/3262856872_5653b7ae40_o.jpg

― ('_') (omar little), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 16:03 (fifteen years ago)

That's a serial killer's tattoo, it has to be.

― (¬_¬) (Nicole), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 16:34 (fifteen years ago)

three months pass...

this camille grammar's a real embarrassment! that's his motherfucking secret -- his wife's a raging fucking idiot! ex wife?

― surm, Friday, 7 January 2011 23:32 (fifteen years ago)

kelsey grammar marrying a string of golddigging idiots is not a secret

― basically just a 2/47 freak out (sic), Saturday, 8 January 2011 03:03 (fifteen years ago)

geez i did not know

― surm, Saturday, 8 January 2011 03:49 (fifteen years ago)

but i mean . . . . she's not even that pretty

is she?

― surm, Saturday, 8 January 2011 03:50 (fifteen years ago)

kelsey grammar marrying a string of golddigging idiots who look like cheap strippers is not a secret

(no idea if I've ever seen a photo of this one, but they all look the same iirc)

― basically just a 2/47 freak out (sic), Saturday, 8 January 2011 04:02 (fifteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

kelsey grammer reality show!

Having apparently tabled those confusing plans for a "social media-based" Frasier reunion, Kelsey Grammer seems to be embracing his newfound tabloid infamy by beating ex-wife and Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills star Camille Grammer (!) at her own game (oh): reality TV

― omar little, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 21:18 (fifteen years ago)

“I knew that Kelsey loved this space, and would love to pop some big shows.”

Sounds very filthy.

― not the sort of person who would wind up in a landfill (Nicole), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 21:43 (fifteen years ago)

Pic seems to match thread title:

http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh310/yodelagogo/0121-kayte-walsh-kelsey-grammar-ex-getty-credit.jpg

― Glorified Lolcat (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 21:58 (fifteen years ago)

It's the middle part of the upper lip -- that's where the darkness lies that keeps him from smiling fully and broadly. Right in there, that's where the darkness lies.

― An Artily Shot Sesame Street (Eazy), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 21:59 (fifteen years ago)

seven months pass...

-His father was murdered in the Virgin Islands; his sister was murdered after leaving a Red Lobster in Colorado Springs, CO, and his brother was killed in a shark attack.

― thank got forks showed up (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 8 September 2011 00:14 (fourteen years ago)

idk if it's all in the wiki entry or w/e but there are these particularly harrowing details to some of those things, if you just wanna go all out

― Carl Theodor Dreyer (uncredited) (schlump), Thursday, 8 September 2011 00:16 (fourteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.aoltv.com/media/2011/07/boss-kelsey-grammer.jpg

― Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Wednesday, 28 September 2011 06:53 (fourteen years ago)

I may not agree with right wing types, but I do feel sorry for the sensible ones that their only choice of targeted news/talk is staffed by complete clowns. I haven't seen anything since Kelsey's weird commercial upthread, and I don't know who will be anchoring on the network, but I really hope they swing toward the middle rather than to the most bizarre reaches of the right like Fox does.

― Johnny Fever, Friday, 10 September 2010 01:39 (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

http://rightnetwork.com/posts/george-soros-and-the-muslim-brotherhood

― Ned Trifle X, Wednesday, 28 September 2011 08:46 (fourteen years ago)

Actually this is agood one too...

http://rightnetwork.com/posts/all-hail-north-korean-happiness

How many surveys can you recall that tell us what a paradise people inhabit in Europe’s socialist utopias like France, Norway and Sweden? Through decades on the doorstep of the Warsaw Pact from which they were protected (courtesy of American soldiers and taxpayers) they’ve luxuriated in a world where crushing taxes and sometimes mind blowing deficits limit job growth and opportunity …but every non-achiever can therefore enjoy free health care, and abundant self-esteem, secure in the knowledge that nobody has a chance of earning significantly more than he does because the government will confiscate the money.

The unraveling financial crises across the continent may demonstrate the folly of these systems but… hey, they’ve been happy!

― Ned Trifle X, Wednesday, 28 September 2011 08:50 (fourteen years ago)

I want to be happy.

― rustic italian flatbread, Wednesday, 28 September 2011 11:21 (fourteen years ago)

ha, you may be happy, but you're not RICH

― mr. vertical (schlump), Wednesday, 28 September 2011 11:27 (fourteen years ago)

Saw this dude in a local (suburban!) restaurant a couple of months ago, dining with a blonde and some other dude. He seemed happy and healthy, and AFAICT, I was the only one in the place who recognized him. Aside from the chef.

― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 28 September 2011 12:20 (fourteen years ago)

http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/8386/frasier.gif

― mr. vertical (schlump), Wednesday, 28 September 2011 12:28 (fourteen years ago)

i am actually kinda psyched for 'BOSS', incidentally. the trailer did not look so great but i think it has enough just 'elements i enjoy' to make me stick with it. it got renewed, already, also.

― mr. vertical (schlump), Wednesday, 28 September 2011 12:29 (fourteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

this might be the best pilot ive ever seen. gets increasingly implausible / grotesque in the last third, but i dont mind tbh.

― ☆, Thursday, 20 October 2011 00:03 (fourteen years ago)

From ‘Frasier’ to Filthy
Kelsey Grammer embraces his dark side as a seedy Chicago mayor. How much drama can he handle?

Kelsey Grammer is talking, of all things, about dismembered ears. Never mind whose ears they were; it’s what Grammer’s latest TV iteration does with them that counts. With cool confidence, the mighty mayor of Chicago he plays on his new TV series, Boss, shoves the pair down his garbage disposal and then casually mentions to his wife that they need a plumber.

Ruthless and twisted? Sure. But this is the kind of role the comedy giant has coveted for a decade. The scene, which comes early in the new Starz show (premiering Oct. 21 at 10 p.m.), leaves no room for conjecture about who his character, Mayor Tom Kane, is as a human being or a leader. He also stomps around with rage, shouts at his enemies, and is impenetrable to his underlings. As a man who has overcome formidable personal demons himself, Grammer says he is careful not to let Kane (seen below with his wife, played by Connie Nielsen) bleed into his psyche.

“I’m not one of those guys that draws on his personal experiences to fill a character,” Grammer says during a recent interview at Casa del Mar in Santa Monica, Calif. “I kind of just let my imagination grasp what it would feel like and then try to play it. I do worry, though, sometimes, like when I played Macbeth [on Broadway], because he’s so dark that it can affect your personal life.”

Just in case, before Grammer filmed the pivotal kitchen scene in the first episode, he stopped and “prayed a little bit.” After admitting that, he bursts out laughing and adds, “Of course, it’s always a little fun, too.”

As you might expect, the man who played Frasier Crane for 20 years enjoys a good laugh, and his is full and robust. But Grammer possesses a profundity that departs widely from his TV-sitcom persona and is in step with a human being who has faced several life-changing traumas. By the time he turned 25, Grammer had lost his estranged father to murder; his younger sister to rape and murder; and his two half-brothers to an accidental drowning. Turbulence followed him well into adulthood and middle age, even as he hit career gold with Cheers and its spinoff Frasier. Grammer, now a recovering cocaine addict and alcoholic, was arrested twice in the ’80s and ’90s for possession and drunken driving. At 56, he’s been married four times and has four children.

“Usually what f--ks up somebody or messes them up is enough for them,” Grammer says. “Everybody’s got their things that shape them, shift them, or turn them one way or another. And I had plenty of mine.”

In 2008 a heart attack shook his personal and professional worlds. The combination of the stress of a failed TV show (Fox’s comedy Back to You) and marital problems had taxed his system, he says. As he recovered, Grammer assessed the rest of his life, which led to the revelation that he no longer wanted to be married to his third wife, Camille Grammer, the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star and mother of his two young children. Their divorce and subsequent custody fight has kept the Grammer family in the tabloids for more than a year, as Camille learned of Grammer’s wishes and new relationship while filming her Bravo TV show.

“I realized that for the years we were together, it was functioning, it worked, but there was something missing. I realized it was not going to change after my heart attack,” says Grammer, who married Kayte Walsh last year, a couple of weeks after his divorce was final. “I stayed another two years, but I realized at that point that it wasn’t the last story I wanted to tell with my life. It just took me some courage to finally get the gumption up enough to make a move and change things.”

A sense of honesty also attracted Grammer to his new role. In playing the power-addicted Chicago mayor who learns he is dying from a degenerative brain disease, Grammer says he had to shut off all self-awareness. The opening scene of the series focuses entirely on Mayor Kane as he receives the devastating news from a doctor who monotonously runs down the litany of symptoms. Designed by creator and executive producer Farhad Safinia to erase all traces of Frasier Crane from the minds of viewers, the scene elicits a stirring performance by Grammer.

“It’s the first time I’m not really concerned about how I look when I do it,” Grammer says. “I hate it when actors start talking about their emotions and their equipment like we know the answers to all the world’s problems. This is just my job, and this job asked that I not watch myself. I never borrow from my personal life to perform. What happens if everything is good and things are firing on all the right cylinders, my personal life will just come along for the ride ... But if you can’t separate yourself from your character, then you’re probably crazy.”

This, from the man who readily admits that Frasier Crane is not completely gone.

“I’m still that way around the house,” he says, laughing. “There are times when my delivery to the dogs reminds me of Frasier.” He looks down at the floor, imagining he’s speaking to his pups: “‘Oh, really? Did we have to do that today?’ I’m still him.”

― omar little, Thursday, 20 October 2011 00:08 (fourteen years ago)

oh god yeah this was great, can we give it its own thread?
martin donovan!

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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~also the sex scene was v good also

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― interspecies smalltalk (schlump), Thursday, 20 October 2011 02:04 (fourteen years ago)

okay i did this, BOSS, w/kelsey grammer, feat. martin donovan
if it's just me + ☆ in there then i promise to play one side of a measured, weekly post-ep discussion

― interspecies smalltalk (schlump), Thursday, 20 October 2011 02:15 (fourteen years ago)

i was almost unaware starz still existed.

― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 20 October 2011 16:38 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/10/30/magazine/questions-for-kelsey-grammer.html?ref=magazine

Opening Q and A:

Q: There’s a scene in your new Starz show, “Boss,” when, as Mayor Tom Kane of Chicago, you open a package containing the ears of an activist who has been causing you trouble. Then you nonchalantly grind them up in your garbage disposal. Something tells me you’re more like this guy than Frasier Crane.

A: You actually hit on something there. One of the reasons I decided to do this show is that there’s so much that people don’t really get about who I am and who I’ve been for all these years.

― your way better (Eazy), Sunday, 30 October 2011 15:25 (fourteen years ago)

, like all the grinding up of ears i do

― Local Christian Blues (schlump), Sunday, 30 October 2011 16:09 (fourteen years ago)

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2011/10/30/magazine/30talk/mag-30talk-t_CA0-articleInline.jpg

― Local Christian Blues (schlump), Sunday, 30 October 2011 16:22 (fourteen years ago)

hahahahaha

― Local Christian Blues (schlump), Sunday, 30 October 2011 16:22 (fourteen years ago)

can we have a stylesheet that incorporates this jpg intensively

― Local Christian Blues (schlump), Sunday, 30 October 2011 16:23 (fourteen years ago)

three months pass...

excellent photo frpm the Graun today

http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/gallery/2012/jan/30/screen-actors-guild-directors-guild#/?picture=385217403&index=2

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2012/1/30/1327915659498/64th-Annual-Directors-Gui-032.jpg

― piscesx, Thursday, 2 February 2012 04:38 (fourteen years ago)

that just gave me goosebumps
terrifying

― SELF DEPORTATION (Z S), Thursday, 2 February 2012 04:45 (fourteen years ago)

"good evening, have a seat", and then he forces you to take a seat.
"let me get you a drink" and he insists that you have a drink.

― SELF DEPORTATION (Z S), Thursday, 2 February 2012 04:46 (fourteen years ago)

five months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAmXK9VquzA&feature=fvwrel

― Call Surgeon General C. Everett Koop. Poo-poo-pa-doop. (stevie), Monday, 16 July 2012 13:26 (thirteen years ago)

those were the very worst jokes

― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Monday, 16 July 2012 13:37 (thirteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/QX5o5.jpg

― ♆ (gr8080), Thursday, 2 August 2012 01:04 (thirteen years ago)

"k dude, I'm about to give you the ace of spades"
"what?"
bzzzzzzz

― electric point-electric counterpoint (m bison), Thursday, 2 August 2012 01:45 (thirteen years ago)

i hope his tattoo is a photo-realistic copy of http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2012/1/30/1327915659498/64th-Annual-Directors-Gui-032.jpg

― you're all going to hello (Z S), Thursday, 2 August 2012 13:11 (thirteen years ago)

http://d3rm69wky8vagu.cloudfront.net/article-photos/large/3.160590.jpg

this Boss poster cracks me up every time I pass it on the subway. They're so nonchalant compared to that woman in Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

― da croupier, Saturday, 11 August 2012 00:18 (thirteen years ago)

^ditto; file under too much time on ilx.

― I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 11 August 2012 02:52 (thirteen years ago)

one month passes...

Jay Thomas (who played Carla's husband, Eddie LeBec): I would see Kelsey sometimes at 5 o'clock in the morning with no shoes on, pushing a sports car down the street with a half [passed-out] woman in the passenger seat. I'm pulling in to get gas, and I go, "Hey Kelsey! What are you doing?" And he goes, "Well hey, how are you?"

― Hungry4Ass, Thursday, 27 September 2012 18:05 (thirteen years ago)

I like the "sometimes", which would seem to indicate that this exact scenario played out multiple times.

― Old Lunch, Thursday, 27 September 2012 18:26 (thirteen years ago)

He stormed off Piers Morgan recently because they ran a picture of Camille (not because Morgan is a nitwit).

― emilys., Thursday, 27 September 2012 23:54 (thirteen years ago)

lol i also immediately though of this thread when i read that anecdote, and also wondered 'is he sure she was only passed out...and not dead?'

― balls, Friday, 28 September 2012 02:05 (thirteen years ago)

The editorial change to his quote, "with a half [passed-out] woman..." has me wondering.

Half-pissed?

Half- fucked up?

Half - [makes thwwwpt sound with tongue]?

― pplains, Friday, 28 September 2012 04:31 (thirteen years ago)

half-dead

― wood grain, chestnut / cody, CHESNUTT (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 28 September 2012 04:32 (thirteen years ago)

nice deflection from kels there, answering jay's question with another question

― omar little, Friday, 28 September 2012 04:35 (thirteen years ago)

can't stop imagining kelsey grammer appearing whenever an mc shouts IT'S MOTHERFUCKIN KELLS

― let's get the banned back together (schlump), Friday, 28 September 2012 04:54 (thirteen years ago)

three months pass...

watching a Cheers where Diane says "just when my life seemed to be at its darkest, I met Frasier Crane"

― captain keefaroo (some dude), Thursday, 10 January 2013 18:23 (thirteen years ago)

That bearded grin above leaves me imagining a Hanneke/Grammer collab.

― Chief Duff (Eazy), Thursday, 10 January 2013 18:34 (thirteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c186/Meaghanism/ybookkelsey_zps2f8102c9.jpg

― says a future man to his crystal son (reddening), Sunday, 3 February 2013 06:37 (thirteen years ago)

Kelsey Grammer looks has always looked like a motherfucker with some dark secrets

― says a future man to his crystal son (reddening), Sunday, 3 February 2013 06:38 (thirteen years ago)

Roz bring me my compact disc player. I want to listen to some classical music.

― jaymc, Sunday, 3 February 2013 06:39 (thirteen years ago)

"The suspected shooter has been identified as 15- year old Allen Kelsey Grammer, a theater student at Pine Crest School."

― christmas candy bar (al leong), Sunday, 3 February 2013 06:41 (thirteen years ago)

almost looks like

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c163/wvferrell/dlr.jpg

― pplains, Sunday, 3 February 2013 07:08 (thirteen years ago)

two months pass...

holy fucking shit u guys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzMbIJpK-iU

― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 12 April 2013 21:48 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eu-BqOsvj00

― your holiness, we have an official energy drink (Z S), Friday, 12 April 2013 21:53 (thirteen years ago)

William (Bill) Cary Zucker is an American actor, comedian, writer, performer and musician. He has often been associated with Kelsey Grammer, Jenny McCarthy, Gene Simmons and Dog The Bounty Hunter in various projects. He is a classically trained musician and can play Guitar (acoustic and electric), Pianos, Synthesizers and Strings, Drums and Percussion, Violin, Harmonica, Bass and assorted other stringed instruments.

― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 12 April 2013 21:55 (thirteen years ago)

that zucker video is so aggressively unfunny and odd

― gr8 tr∞lls i have known (forksclovetofu), Friday, 12 April 2013 21:59 (thirteen years ago)

Kelsey Grammer, Jenny McCarthy, Gene Simmons and Dog The Bounty Hunter

I had to look up Dog to confirm that he was crazy.

― abanana, Saturday, 13 April 2013 02:09 (thirteen years ago)

i hope i will never grow tired of that video, ZS

― media conglomerates are pedaling the same product (stevie), Saturday, 13 April 2013 09:44 (thirteen years ago)

the sound he made at 0:10 signaled the dead of a million puppies.

― the kind of man who best draws girls' eyeballs (Merdeyeux), Saturday, 13 April 2013 10:10 (thirteen years ago)

also the dead of my English skills.

― the kind of man who best draws girls' eyeballs (Merdeyeux), Saturday, 13 April 2013 10:12 (thirteen years ago)

This outtake from X-Men 3. There are no words.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvHW1oIKUxI

It's like some lost episode of Frasier where Dr Crane has inexplicably been cast in a Hollywood blockbuster, and has decided to over-egg his small supporting role by inserting Shakespeare quotations into the script at every opportunity.

― Pheeel, Sunday, 14 April 2013 14:16 (thirteen years ago)

If only they could have gotten Tony Randall/Felix Unger in on it too.

― What About The Half That's Never Been POLLed (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 14 April 2013 14:21 (thirteen years ago)

lmao

― turds (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, 14 April 2013 14:22 (thirteen years ago)

is that scene supposed to be funny?

― turds (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, 14 April 2013 14:22 (thirteen years ago)

they did a re-shoot so they could put an im the juggernaut bitch bit in there, but they didnt have the stones to keep this in

― turds (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, 14 April 2013 14:23 (thirteen years ago)

Should be re-cut with Sideshow Bob.

― Pope Frank is the messenger of your doom (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Sunday, 14 April 2013 14:23 (thirteen years ago)

would been better if everybody looks at each other, shrugs, says "um, yeah okay"

― gr8 tr∞lls i have known (forksclovetofu), Monday, 15 April 2013 16:17 (thirteen years ago)

Oh here's the video I posted in the other thread. Oops!

― polyphonic, Monday, 15 April 2013 18:00 (thirteen years ago)

http://mediaoutrage.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Kelsey-Grammar.jpg

― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 24 April 2013 06:48 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/hVeZ9.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/hVeZ9.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/hVeZ9.gif

― brb buying poppers w/my employee discount (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 24 April 2013 06:54 (thirteen years ago)

That's not necessary.

― pplains, Wednesday, 24 April 2013 13:22 (thirteen years ago)

Imagine being the recipient of that direct eye contact

― your holiness, we have an official energy drink (Z S), Wednesday, 24 April 2013 13:23 (thirteen years ago)

https://mlkshk.com/r/QO3P

― Dan I., Saturday, 4 May 2013 00:16 (thirteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5Fdtyz0SeQ

― klaus dingeldore's rhinelander monkey keeper father (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 19:28 (thirteen years ago)

one month passes...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=OcwstgNMbOA

― max, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 21:23 (twelve years ago)

three weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPoN31wE8Jw

― sassy, fun, and RELATABLE (forksclovetofu), Monday, 29 July 2013 16:42 (twelve years ago)

Whenever this thread is bumped, I always expect a TMZ link to something horrible.

― only dogg forgives (Eazy), Monday, 29 July 2013 16:51 (twelve years ago)

He's like the result of a summertime tryst in wollongong between a grammer and a guttenberg

― sktsh, Monday, 29 July 2013 19:33 (twelve years ago)

yeah i know some ppl don't like the later episodes but i think flight of the conchords kept getting better and better

― hello :) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 29 July 2013 19:44 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

http://distilleryimage5.ak.instagram.com/0ab1914c10f811e3922a22000a1fdc29_7.jpg

― pplains, Friday, 30 August 2013 01:06 (twelve years ago)

classic episode

― Ottworks SKG (stevie), Friday, 30 August 2013 06:32 (twelve years ago)

http://distilleryimage10.s3.amazonaws.com/ebb2fa58e71611e18a3522000a1cf770_7.jpg

― Ottworks SKG (stevie), Friday, 30 August 2013 06:37 (twelve years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://www.deadline.com/2013/09/kelsey-grammer-joins-beefcake-brigade-in-the-expendables-3/

― idembanana (abanana), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 16:44 (twelve years ago)

I'm probably the only one who sees Kelsey Grammer and thinks of Funhouse pinball...

http://www.nndb.com/people/043/000022974/grammer.jpg
http://waste.org/~knobs/images/funhouse/rudy_animated1.gif

― Low down bad refrigerator (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 18:02 (twelve years ago)

Would love a Fraiser pinball machine.

― bad bad disco (Eazy), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 18:32 (twelve years ago)

The multi-ball part over the magnetized portion of the field could be based on Frasier having two dates at the same party.

― pplains, Wednesday, 18 September 2013 18:35 (twelve years ago)

Haha, would play.

― Low down bad refrigerator (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 18:39 (twelve years ago)

i have thought of kelsey grammar while playing FUNHOUSE!?!?! as well
also: "beefcake brigade"

― One burly voice screamed and that was one of many. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 19:36 (twelve years ago)

Ok, that's crazy that someone else sees a resemblance, because they're not like "separated at birth" or anything but something about this face:

http://www.webstore.com/cache/cache_500_1_1_httpmywebpagescomcastnetpinballpromosFHRudyjpg.gif

― Low down bad refrigerator (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 19:54 (twelve years ago)

The Game is Listening

― brownie, Wednesday, 18 September 2013 19:55 (twelve years ago)

every time I see this thread revived, I think to myself, "oh no what has he done"

― Darin, Wednesday, 18 September 2013 19:56 (twelve years ago)

http://movies.yahoo.com/blogs/movie-talk/kelsey-grammer-ready-fight-expendables-3-173540688.html

Kelsey Gramer will probably be on set breaking down machine guns and telling stories on 'no that's no real way to kill a man' while enjoying a fine bottle of wine.

― earlnash, Friday, 20 September 2013 02:18 (twelve years ago)

oh my god yes

― frogbs, Friday, 20 September 2013 13:56 (twelve years ago)

http://flavorwire.com/416972/the-frasier-conspiracy-was-tvs-longest-running-character-a-success-out-of-spite-to-shelley-long/

― Saul Goodberg (by Musket and Pup Tent) (s.clover), Thursday, 26 September 2013 04:40 (twelve years ago)

two months pass...

BAH HUMBUG

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BamfvpXCIAAzu_R.jpg:large

― polyphonic, Wednesday, 4 December 2013 00:41 (twelve years ago)

Haha I see you saw that Rian Johnson post too...

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 4 December 2013 00:43 (twelve years ago)

guilty

― polyphonic, Wednesday, 4 December 2013 00:50 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BdbnXpFCEAAel-m.jpg

― Merdeyeux, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 04:51 (twelve years ago)

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mar0vcDdvB1qkfp0go1_r1_500.gif

― soref, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 10:47 (twelve years ago)

two months pass...

http://twitchfilm.com/assets_c/2014/04/Expendables-3-Poster-Kelsey-Grammer-thumb-630xauto-46961.jpg

who isn't in these movies

― polyphonic, Wednesday, 2 April 2014 18:18 (twelve years ago)

GRAMMER
HESSMAN
REISER
SCHWIMMER
LOUIS-DREYFUS
CAREY
and TIM ALLEN as ROG

― That's So (Eazy), Wednesday, 2 April 2014 19:08 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

From Ignatiy Vishnevetsky's Twitter:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BmmexMQIgAE3CiE.jpg

― jaymc, Friday, 2 May 2014 14:38 (twelve years ago)

—ahhhhhh,

― That's So (Eazy), Friday, 2 May 2014 14:42 (twelve years ago)

BIG KELS aka the Grammerdriver

― Diddley Hollyberry (Phil D.), Friday, 2 May 2014 14:45 (twelve years ago)

"Used, Good"

― nickn, Friday, 2 May 2014 16:07 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXBe_7iG-BY

― slam dunk, Saturday, 3 May 2014 01:02 (twelve years ago)

http://images.nymag.com/arts/theater/features/kelsey100329_1_250.jpg

― slam dunk, Saturday, 3 May 2014 01:03 (twelve years ago)

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/02/18/article-0-0D3E6D66000005DC-664_634x379.jpg

― slam dunk, Saturday, 3 May 2014 01:06 (twelve years ago)

He looks a bit like Gerald Ford in that one.

― nickn, Saturday, 3 May 2014 05:49 (twelve years ago)

two months pass...

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/04/21/article-0-1D3D3A3A00000578-110_634x460.jpg

― soref, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 00:40 (eleven years ago)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhh........

― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 14:58 (eleven years ago)

NOT PICTURED: RAKE

― Incident At Spanish Harlem (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 15:07 (eleven years ago)

a motherfucker with some vicious hemorrhoids

― Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 15:23 (eleven years ago)

Top right: Bosom Buddies.

― everybody chives this is nowhere (Eazy), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 16:42 (eleven years ago)

one month passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHsIbjB5Ck0

― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 25 August 2014 21:06 (eleven years ago)

http://37.media.tumblr.com/3a4f2f3a148a736e2a7cd777bddf4615/tumblr_nakeb42ptl1tx2rgwo1_500.jpg

― soref, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 20:46 (eleven years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://i1354.photobucket.com/albums/q686/tinyservants/Screenshot2014-09-05at74654PM_zpsabb275ca.png
http://i1354.photobucket.com/albums/q686/tinyservants/Screenshot2014-09-05at75344PM_zps9efd3f0a.png

― slam dunk, Thursday, 11 September 2014 03:31 (eleven years ago)

lmao

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 11 September 2014 03:32 (eleven years ago)

TURN IT OFF

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 11 September 2014 03:32 (eleven years ago)

Lynchian

― Οὖτις, Thursday, 11 September 2014 17:08 (eleven years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://brandonbird.com/frasier_ff_color.jpg

― pplains, Monday, 6 October 2014 14:22 (eleven years ago)

three weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1pzgdEmpNE

― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Sunday, 2 November 2014 04:44 (eleven years ago)

two weeks pass...

https://s.yimg.com/cd/resizer/2.0/FIT_TO_WIDTH-w500/9eae1b571f9d90c8b5f0229401d8d2e9ec377dc3.jpg

"I'm sure glad those judges saw things my way.

https://www.yahoo.com/movies/kelsey-grammers-daughter-is-miss-golden-globe-2015-103171364977.html

― earlnash, Friday, 21 November 2014 04:34 (eleven years ago)

He wears the face of a man who just won her in some sort of high stakes gambling wager.

― Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 21 November 2014 05:43 (eleven years ago)

She wears the face of a young woman recently won in some sort of high stakes gambling wager

― Simon H., Friday, 21 November 2014 05:45 (eleven years ago)

one month passes...

Just met him at Disneyland. Seemed nice enough. I didn't dare try to get a selfie with him, though. Can't tempt/taunt the forces of darkness that much.

― Hydroelectric New Deal Demiurge (B.L.A.M.), Saturday, 3 January 2015 03:09 (eleven years ago)

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/08/15/article-0-148D3E65000005DC-947_634x467.jpg

― slam dunk, Saturday, 3 January 2015 04:13 (eleven years ago)

ughghgh

― bit of a singles monster (Eazy), Saturday, 3 January 2015 06:50 (eleven years ago)

BOSS

― Rallsballs@onelist.com (stevie), Saturday, 3 January 2015 09:12 (eleven years ago)

one month passes...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B87gFP_CYAME_rM.jpg

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 15:31 (eleven years ago)

two weeks pass...

"My demons are always going to be there. They're along for the ride."

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/film/film-news/11344412/Razzies-winners-2015.html

― earlnash, Sunday, 22 February 2015 22:38 (eleven years ago)

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03164/kelseygrammer_3164251b.jpg

― earlnash, Sunday, 22 February 2015 22:39 (eleven years ago)

Grammer clearly has a strong work ethic – and bills to pay for six children and after reportedly parting with £20million following his split with third wife Camille in 2010

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 22 February 2015 22:49 (eleven years ago)

Question last night at a group-trivia question I go to once a year: of Kelsey Grammer's five Emmys, which one wasn't for Frasier Crane? I suggested Sideshow Bob (because he's great, and because that's the only other role of his I know), let myself be talked out of it--wasn't sure if you could win an Emmy for a voice-over--and that turned out to be right.

― clemenza, Sunday, 22 February 2015 22:53 (eleven years ago)

BOSS now on Netflix btw

― bit of a singles monster (Eazy), Sunday, 22 February 2015 22:57 (eleven years ago)

http://pictorial.jezebel.com/forgotten-celebrity-memoirs-its-1995-and-kelsey-gramme-1688985686/+maxread

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 20:31 (eleven years ago)

It's widely rumored that I hate the dog, and it's kind of fun to perpetuate the myth. The truth is, I have nothing against Moose. The only difficulty I have is when people start believing he's an actor. Acting to me is a craft, not a reflex. It takes years to master, and though it does have its rewards, the reward I seek is not a hot dog. Moose does tricks; I memorize lines, say words, even walk around and stuff. But I don't need a trainer standing off-camera, gesticulating wildly and waving around a piece of meat, to know where I'm supposed to look.

― slam dunk, Thursday, 5 March 2015 01:33 (eleven years ago)

four months pass...

https://pmcdeadline2.files.wordpress.com/2015/04/fn1.jpg

― ... (Eazy), Monday, 6 July 2015 04:07 (ten years ago)

three months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/LlkDWzV.jpg

― lag∞n, Friday, 9 October 2015 14:47 (ten years ago)

non-photoshopped version

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CQ4LYjOUkAAqija.jpg

― Οὖτις, Friday, 9 October 2015 16:02 (ten years ago)

he posed with the Andy Capp statue when he visited Hartlepool:

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/bc/da/0d/bcda0d18b267b29de7e935a531d0576b.jpg

― soref, Friday, 9 October 2015 23:57 (ten years ago)

What kind of psychopath puts photos on their microwave? Xxp

― UYD: Oxys, Percs, Vics, Addys, Rit-Dogs and Xannys (sunny successor), Saturday, 10 October 2015 02:27 (ten years ago)

It's a reminder of everyone he's...microwaved.

― Love, Wilco (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 10 October 2015 03:36 (ten years ago)

three months pass...

Chaki, we have a thread for this.

http://i.imgur.com/mtHZbdj.jpg

― pplains, Monday, 1 February 2016 02:16 (ten years ago)

kelsey grammer looks like a motherfucker who eats soup with a fork

― bloat laureate (schlump), Monday, 1 February 2016 02:56 (ten years ago)

A.) Maybe some secrets should stay dark.

B.) Kelsey Grammer looks like a motherfucker who eats soup with a fork.

c.) That Fred Dalton Thompson was doing pretty good right before he kicked off.

― pplains, Monday, 1 February 2016 03:27 (ten years ago)

four months pass...

https://67.media.tumblr.com/94d53e89c787e60ba031c5455497a163/tumblr_o88s4qwS331qcpuvgo1_400.jpg

― slam dunk, Sunday, 5 June 2016 16:50 (nine years ago)

halfway between milhouse and marvin

― kind of lolth but mostly strahd (los blue jeans), Monday, 6 June 2016 02:40 (nine years ago)

one month passes...

http://i1247.photobucket.com/albums/gg622/bizarrogazzara/image_zps19pf37cw.jpeg

― pokemon go speed run (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 4 August 2016 22:34 (nine years ago)

:D

― Quarter measures (sunny successor), Friday, 5 August 2016 00:15 (nine years ago)

I saw him with his family the other weekend. He was pushing a stroller and not looking particularly like a motherfucker with dark secrets that day.

― tokyo rosemary, Monday, 15 August 2016 00:58 (nine years ago)

hmmm, didn't look like a motherfucker with some dark secrets.

sounds exactly what a motherfucker with some dark secrets would do

― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 August 2016 01:36 (nine years ago)

I saw a DVD on sale yesterday, "Animal Farm" - KGRam was main part, it looked a lot like "Babe", George Orwell was mentioned, umm..

It looked awful, but?

― Mark G, Monday, 15 August 2016 10:03 (nine years ago)

I'm rewatching the 1st season of the real housewives of Beverly Hills. KG pulled some motherfucking dark moves on his wife.

― Quarter measures (sunny successor), Tuesday, 23 August 2016 01:54 (nine years ago)

https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14079706_10155036430142137_1930413464087213275_n.jpg?oh=bbf00178f285e139b3b5a757a1b799fa&oe=5842B472

― Salma Hayek's racist predatory lesbian taco (s.clover), Tuesday, 23 August 2016 14:20 (nine years ago)

oh missed it was posted already

― Salma Hayek's racist predatory lesbian taco (s.clover), Tuesday, 23 August 2016 14:21 (nine years ago)

sure you did.

― pplains, Tuesday, 23 August 2016 15:01 (nine years ago)

hmmm, didn't look like a motherfucker with some dark secrets.

sounds exactly what a motherfucker with some dark secrets would do

:D

― Quarter measures (sunny successor), Monday, 29 August 2016 06:48 (nine years ago)

two months pass...

https://www.instagram.com/p/BMMj8M4j4T_/

― écorché (S-), Tuesday, 1 November 2016 08:02 (nine years ago)

Sideshow Nips

― Quarter measures (sunny successor), Tuesday, 1 November 2016 15:41 (nine years ago)

eleven months pass...

https://i.imgur.com/iABQ080.jpg

― the old rugged crocs (unregistered), Monday, 23 October 2017 21:27 (eight years ago)

Saw this thread bumped and thought it might be some post-Weinstein dark secrets coming to light.

― Eazy, Monday, 23 October 2017 21:29 (eight years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/JpgNj4I.jpg

― gr8080, Monday, 23 October 2017 22:03 (eight years ago)

https://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/killingjesus_kelseygrammer_1200.jpg

― nomar, Monday, 23 October 2017 22:31 (eight years ago)

xp

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/070/279/leostrutoriginal.jpg

― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 23 October 2017 22:32 (eight years ago)

https://pmchollywoodlife.files.wordpress.com/2016/09/kelsey-grammer-skunk-attack-instagram-ftr.jpg?w=600

― kurt schwitterz, Monday, 23 October 2017 22:32 (eight years ago)

Pointy-toed Nikes?

― Eazy, Monday, 23 October 2017 23:19 (eight years ago)

two weeks pass...

all the better to do a leprechaun jig in

― lag∞n, Friday, 10 November 2017 04:07 (eight years ago)

It'll be ironic if he's the only motherfucker with actually no dark secrets.

― omar little, Friday, 10 November 2017 04:26 (eight years ago)

four months pass...

i've been seeing a lot of marketing for the shitty new zach braff show and i can only conclude that zach braff looks like a motherfucker with some dark secrets

― na (NA), Friday, 6 April 2018 17:30 (eight years ago)

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/tD2YZKbtNR0/maxresdefault.jpg

― na (NA), Friday, 6 April 2018 17:31 (eight years ago)

https://akns-images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/201639/rs_600x600-160409141239-600-zach-braff2-mv-4916.jpg?fit=inside|900:auto&output-quality=100

― omar little, Friday, 6 April 2018 17:32 (eight years ago)

https://img.huffingtonpost.com/asset/55f81e04140000d8012e5a9b.jpeg?cache=eg2ye8mj1h&ops=crop_46_475_3106_2237,scalefit_720_noupscale

― na (NA), Friday, 6 April 2018 17:38 (eight years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DaHxLlSVMAE-e9_.jpg

podcast!

― lag∞n, Saturday, 7 April 2018 02:36 (eight years ago)

braff/faison is friendship goals but this show looks so baddddddddddd

― 21st savagery fox (m bison), Saturday, 7 April 2018 05:20 (eight years ago)

the whole Braff Is Back!!! marketing seems insane, like dude can't get his films funded and Scrubs 2.0 flopped despite forcing him to pop into it over and over, like he's what made it work, not the writing and ensemble cast -- there's no massive Braff Army out there who were just waiting for an alert of his return to primetime before mobilising their Nielsen boxes

― just noticed tears shaped like florida. (sic), Saturday, 7 April 2018 19:15 (eight years ago)

Thread is ruined.

― Jeff, Saturday, 7 April 2018 21:37 (eight years ago)

Braff has no dark secrets. He’s just a dumb fuck. With no secrets.

― Jeff, Saturday, 7 April 2018 21:38 (eight years ago)

I saw a photo for that new show the other day, and literally went "Do I know this guy? Who is this guy?" to myself. I had to check to find out and be reminded, only to realize I mercifully had found a complete sweet spot of cultural amnesia and then it wasn't there any more.

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 7 April 2018 21:45 (eight years ago)

Zack Braff looks like a motherfucker with some dumb secrets

― Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Saturday, 7 April 2018 21:50 (eight years ago)

braff is back baby!

― lag∞n, Saturday, 7 April 2018 21:50 (eight years ago)

As for the main subject

🎶 I’m a bitch, I’m a lover
🎶 I’m a shrink, I’m a brother
🎶 I’m a Frasier, I’m a Crane
🎶 Call in if you’re insane

— Ben Rosen (@ben_rosen) April 6, 2018

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 7 April 2018 23:57 (eight years ago)

one month passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tncZ-fQ4YD8

― some dude, Saturday, 12 May 2018 17:34 (eight years ago)

the narrator quotes john mahoney saying that he came from a secretive irish family and that he cherished his privacy

this is when i stopped watching

(plus the information before that was not a secret. it was all revealed at the time it happened and is documented even in grammer's wiki entry)

― F# A# (∞), Saturday, 12 May 2018 18:26 (eight years ago)

two months pass...

This is the water, and this is the well. Drink full, and descend. The horse is the white of the eyes, and dark within. pic.twitter.com/VKdAPQEPzW

— Eric Allen Hatch (@ericallenhatch) July 28, 2018

― Karl Malone, Sunday, 29 July 2018 17:35 (seven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENnih531Krw

― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 2 August 2018 09:29 (seven years ago)

welp, there's a video i'm never gonna watch

― Rogan Twort's highly portable product (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 2 August 2018 09:36 (seven years ago)

No, you misunderstand, his wife's name is 'Tattooed In His Pubic Region'.

― Things To Do For Dinner When You're Dad (Old Lunch), Thursday, 2 August 2018 10:26 (seven years ago)

Thought of this thread a few weeks ago when I saw this:

http://i63.tinypic.com/dyww1i.jpg

― ... (Eazy), Thursday, 2 August 2018 14:13 (seven years ago)

oh man, that got worse when I scrolled down.

― pplains, Thursday, 2 August 2018 14:18 (seven years ago)

i love kristen bell and I loathe him. torn.

― akm, Thursday, 2 August 2018 19:24 (seven years ago)

two weeks pass...

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13008859/1/Frasier-in-the-Style-of-David-Lynch

― pplains, Saturday, 18 August 2018 23:28 (seven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXD-jvHage8

― ... (Eazy), Sunday, 19 August 2018 20:26 (seven years ago)

No - he is made of blooddust like all Reptilians

― Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Monday, 20 August 2018 16:31 (seven years ago)

https://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/a22759645/kelsey-grammer-cheating-tattoo-conan-o-brien/

― louise ck (milo z), Saturday, 25 August 2018 17:34 (seven years ago)

why's he got to go and ruin Slim gaillard tracks?
I like the original of that.

― Stevolende, Saturday, 25 August 2018 17:46 (seven years ago)

two months pass...

God Frasier was a feral animal in this episode pic.twitter.com/aZ3UZlmRiq

— Evan Rytlewski (@Evanryt) November 22, 2018

― ... (Eazy), Thursday, 22 November 2018 15:17 (seven years ago)

he's up against a former professional baseball pitcher, he has to find that next level just to survive

― rip van wanko, Thursday, 22 November 2018 15:54 (seven years ago)

one month passes...

Wow, the boys in @TheNational have done it again. This cover is gorgeous. pic.twitter.com/FINXEcpSU8

— Bobby Lord (@mysweetlord) January 19, 2019

― Karl Malone, Monday, 21 January 2019 04:42 (seven years ago)

<3

― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 21 January 2019 12:31 (seven years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/4a9rdQ0.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/5Om4rRa.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/UAOQ0TQ.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/uaLinoj.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/9SgZY8T.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/1DUzfZT.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/BZ7E5PZ.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/RuKdKHu.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/HTl6F4j.jpg

― pplains, Friday, 1 February 2019 03:28 (seven years ago)

llllooool

― Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 1 February 2019 03:34 (seven years ago)

lmao doing a full trip to Narnia to get away from that opinion

― omar little, Friday, 1 February 2019 03:42 (seven years ago)

Hahahaha

― Right column Leftist (sunny successor), Friday, 1 February 2019 14:13 (seven years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/fln0WT5.jpg

― pplains, Friday, 1 February 2019 19:44 (seven years ago)

two weeks pass...

Apparently KG was just on the Today Programme praising both Trump & Brexit, not that this should be a surprise to anyone.

― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 19 February 2019 09:18 (seven years ago)

PR to KG pre Today appearance : i repeat myself .. just don't be yourself.

― calzino, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 09:28 (seven years ago)

two months pass...

http://i67.tinypic.com/28u5wfb.png

― difficult listening hour, Saturday, 4 May 2019 08:53 (seven years ago)

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/imageserver/image/methode%2Fsundaytimes%2Fprod%2Fweb%2Fbin%2Fe7b875ee-39ae-11e9-aad0-fb6aad71f5c9.jpg?crop=2250%2C1266%2C0%2C117&resize=685

― soref, Saturday, 4 May 2019 09:12 (seven years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/6DUXXWb.png

― lispectah deck (unregistered), Saturday, 4 May 2019 10:24 (seven years ago)

Y'all are just going to keep going deeper here, aren't you.

― pplains, Saturday, 4 May 2019 20:20 (seven years ago)

guy playing Niles came across a bit of a tosser when i saw him interviewed.

― piscesx, Saturday, 4 May 2019 22:01 (seven years ago)

two months pass...

― Right column Leftist (sunny successor), Sunday, 14 July 2019 02:53 (six years ago)

^ double super secret post

― A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 14 July 2019 03:54 (six years ago)

Redacted by KG.

― nickn, Sunday, 14 July 2019 06:57 (six years ago)

some secrets too dark

― the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Sunday, 14 July 2019 07:07 (six years ago)

three months pass...

Before I dive into this post, can any kind ilxor tell me the top three must-read dark secrets from Kelsey's book? I have it here right now, wondering where to skip to (no chance I'm reading the entire thing).

― NI, Friday, 25 October 2019 17:10 (six years ago)

you can only piece together the darkest secret of all by analyzing all of the dozens of other dark secrets in the book, it is beyond (and before) language

― It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Friday, 25 October 2019 18:04 (six years ago)

http://img1.cgtrader.com/items/1889758/1ba1b1adcc/necronomicon-ex-mortis-3d-model-max--obj-mtl-stl-dae-ztl-zbp.jpg
"oh baby i hear cthulu callin', tossed salad and scrambled brains"

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 25 October 2019 18:53 (six years ago)

one month passes...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EL74Ss0XUAEOCzg?format=jpg&name=small

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 17 December 2019 16:50 (six years ago)

cokey AF ^^^

― Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Tuesday, 17 December 2019 18:43 (six years ago)

https://news.wttw.com/sites/default/files/styles/full/public/article/image-non-gallery/AP19260525463773.jpg?itok=rCv5WHn8

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 17 December 2019 18:51 (six years ago)

Cokie AF ^^^

― Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Tuesday, 17 December 2019 19:00 (six years ago)

https://www.rockpeaks.com/files/eggs/k/Kiss/024919-Kiss-Ace-Frehley-Interview-Ames-IA-2000.jpg

― Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 17 December 2019 19:17 (six years ago)

cokey A.F. ^

― Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 17 December 2019 19:17 (six years ago)

six months pass...

Instead of watching Hamilton, please watch this important scene from MONEY PLANE (2020) where Kelsey Grammer explains the Money Plane to pro wrestler Edge. pic.twitter.com/C9QVKZSt7W

— Guy Who Loves to Talk Boxing Purse Splits (@BoxrecGrey) July 4, 2020

― lag∞n, Saturday, 4 July 2020 17:29 (five years ago)

....money plane

― Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Saturday, 4 July 2020 19:18 (five years ago)

damn that went places, fast

― solo scampito (mh), Saturday, 4 July 2020 19:39 (five years ago)

You wanna bet on a dude fuck an alligator

what does this mean plz

― this has been the best year fuiud (rip van wanko), Saturday, 4 July 2020 19:45 (five years ago)

It means: money plane.

― pomenitul, Saturday, 4 July 2020 19:53 (five years ago)

A professional thief with $40 million in debt and his family's life on the line must commit one final heist - rob a futuristic airborne casino filled with the world's most dangerous criminals.

MONEY PLANE!

― "...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 4 July 2020 20:35 (five years ago)

Snakes on a Money Plane

― pomenitul, Saturday, 4 July 2020 20:35 (five years ago)

up to a billion in crypto!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orxoOBsS3H0

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 4 July 2020 22:05 (five years ago)

It can not be easy playing roulette on a money plane.

― pplains, Saturday, 4 July 2020 22:41 (five years ago)

I'd bet craps gets difficult too.

― pplains, Saturday, 4 July 2020 22:41 (five years ago)

Guy fucking an alligator probably goes as well as expected.

― "...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 4 July 2020 22:43 (five years ago)

do we have a ysi for money plane yet?

― solo scampito (mh), Sunday, 5 July 2020 16:33 (five years ago)

Her: he's probably thinking about other girls.

Him: 20 years ago Kelsey Grammer played Macbeth in a Broadway production that closed after only 10 days, losing $1.5m. It only transferred to New York after a disastrous Boston opening because Grammer personally covered the costs. pic.twitter.com/ve86FCigLp

— Michael Docherty (@maybeavalon) July 9, 2020

― Heavy Messages (jed_), Thursday, 9 July 2020 16:19 (five years ago)

doing Macbeth as your vanity production is so Kelsey

― solo scampito (mh), Thursday, 9 July 2020 19:01 (five years ago)

i envision the entire trump candidacy as being similar to this money plane concept, including the fact that don jr and kelsey grammer are in it?

― y'know who else is a cop? your mom. (Hunt3r), Thursday, 9 July 2020 21:36 (five years ago)

Is DJTJ the guy fucking an alligator?

― "...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 9 July 2020 21:55 (five years ago)

no spoilers

― y'know who else is a cop? your mom. (Hunt3r), Friday, 10 July 2020 00:06 (five years ago)

would ruin the bet

― Temporary Erogenous Zone (jim in vancouver), Friday, 10 July 2020 00:08 (five years ago)

Money. Plane.

― solo scampito (mh), Friday, 10 July 2020 00:26 (five years ago)

two weeks pass...

...money plane

― lag∞n, Sunday, 26 July 2020 21:44 (five years ago)

money plane did not live up/down to the hype tbh

― the quar on drugs (Simon H.), Sunday, 26 July 2020 21:46 (five years ago)

Some rando stabbed KG's daughter Spencer in the arm and her friend in the back Friday night

https://time.com/5872025/spencer-grammer-slash/

― "...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 26 July 2020 21:49 (five years ago)

Probably Roz

― rb (soda), Sunday, 26 July 2020 21:51 (five years ago)

C'mon. Just because she's the daughter of KG doesn't mean that –

Grammer, who provides the voice of Summer on “Rick and Morty"

Oh never mind. I guess that it does add up.

― pplains, Sunday, 26 July 2020 23:34 (five years ago)

Being related to KG does seem to lead to horrible deaths and injuries

― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Monday, 27 July 2020 00:24 (five years ago)

three weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SydUYF3Z0aw

― wasdnous (abanana), Saturday, 22 August 2020 02:44 (five years ago)

MONEY PLANE

― "...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 22 August 2020 03:05 (five years ago)

I'm listening.

― pplains, Saturday, 22 August 2020 03:24 (five years ago)

Money Plane is getting some Worst Movie Ever traction. It was on How Did This Get Made a week or so ago, now Red Letter Media ...

― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 23 August 2020 18:11 (five years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaSNvI7oShk

― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 23 August 2020 18:12 (five years ago)

How amazing it would be if this becomes the new The Room...

MONEY PLANE!

― "...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 23 August 2020 18:42 (five years ago)

As RLM indirectly notes, though, The Room is sort of sui generis, since it was made by nobodies. But "Money Plane" actually features a few household (more or less) names.

― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 23 August 2020 18:52 (five years ago)

Assumed thread revive was for this:

I will never get over Fraiser and the voice of Sideshow Bob (Kelsey Grammer), ditched his then wife (from The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills) for a hartlepool gal. What a crossover x pic.twitter.com/OV6qAcNTrR

— 🤪 (@gdparker4) August 20, 2020

― Dan Worsley, Sunday, 23 August 2020 19:05 (five years ago)

BTW, in the RLM take, they actually substitute in their own stock drone footage for the dumb idea used in the movie, and their stock footage version looks much, much better.

― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 23 August 2020 19:54 (five years ago)

two months pass...

He's doing Medicare Advantage Plan ads!

― "what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 5 November 2020 20:28 (five years ago)

man you think he wouldn't ever need money

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 5 November 2020 20:29 (five years ago)

The MONEY PLANE needs gas from time to time.

― "what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 5 November 2020 20:30 (five years ago)

five months pass...

Intrigued/perturbed by this forthcoming movie starring Kelsey Grammer as an “aging rocker” pic.twitter.com/lcH2nzcesQ

— Davin Kolderup (@dkolderup) April 13, 2021

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 14 April 2021 02:41 (five years ago)

Ned? Is there something you're not telling us?

― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 14 April 2021 02:59 (five years ago)

I can't hear you, I'm busy directing my biopic of Kevin Shields here.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 14 April 2021 03:07 (five years ago)

this was explained in money plane

― mh, Wednesday, 14 April 2021 03:23 (five years ago)

Gonna Give You Ever Inch Of My Money Plane

― blue whales on ambient (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 14 April 2021 03:34 (five years ago)

one month passes...

http://i.imgur.com/2ayIkMB.jpg

― Draymond is "Mr Dumpy" (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 June 2021 18:20 (four years ago)

Money Plane

― Heavy Messages (jed_), Sunday, 13 June 2021 23:47 (four years ago)

Fiscal Aircraft

― blue whales on ambient (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 13 June 2021 23:56 (four years ago)

Dear god Money Plane was awful.

― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 14 June 2021 01:24 (four years ago)

they should have made an extended series of trailers instead of a movie

― mh, Monday, 14 June 2021 13:18 (four years ago)

quick bites

― maf you one two (maffew12), Monday, 14 June 2021 13:20 (four years ago)

I had to come back and look at that image because i was convinced there was a HellFrasier (HellFraiser? HellfRaiser?) joke I had missed

― Kompakt Total Landscaping (Will M.), Monday, 14 June 2021 18:28 (four years ago)

two months pass...

Don't know if this goes here or the "nail down the cursed image" thread.

https://www.avclub.com/you-might-as-well-just-go-on-and-watch-this-music-video-1847547634

― nickn, Tuesday, 7 September 2021 21:55 (four years ago)

is that a fatal farm project? similar vibe.

― adam t. (abanana), Wednesday, 8 September 2021 02:13 (four years ago)

two weeks pass...

Kelsey Grammer is signing beer cans at a grocery store in Buffalo to promote his new Christian beer lmaaaoooooo pic.twitter.com/8QSaJjBmpm

— Joel 🤌🤌 (@blameaspartame) September 23, 2021

― mh, Thursday, 23 September 2021 17:56 (four years ago)

Can't believe he went the beer route instead of the wine route.

― hourspass, Thursday, 23 September 2021 18:12 (four years ago)

Christian beer... man, I envy all of you who don't live around Baptists.

― pplains, Thursday, 23 September 2021 19:14 (four years ago)

theres a vid from a couple months ago of him signing autographs, joking around and chatting, and someone asks him if he got the vaccine and his face turns to stone and he's like "uh, i'm not saying, next question".

should be a great meet & greet, hope he gets real up close & personal with all the many fans of his delicious faith-based ale.

― nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Thursday, 23 September 2021 20:14 (four years ago)

try my new buddhist heroin

― When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 23 September 2021 20:22 (four years ago)

Pentecostal Pernod

― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 23 September 2021 20:31 (four years ago)

Quaker Quaaludes

― nickn, Thursday, 23 September 2021 20:47 (four years ago)

try my new christian horseshit - it's made from Real Horseshit!

― typo hell #5: maybe you get an idea of what went into, or (Karl Malone), Thursday, 23 September 2021 22:14 (four years ago)

Also surprised that that's the best photo they could come up with. Can't tell if he's deciding whether to sign your 4-pack or to kill you and bury your body in the basement.

― nickn, Thursday, 23 September 2021 22:23 (four years ago)

Upon these hops I will build my brew

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 23 September 2021 22:27 (four years ago)

looks like he could be NPH's dad there

― adam t. (abanana), Friday, 24 September 2021 02:12 (four years ago)

theres a vid from a couple months ago of him signing autographs, joking around and chatting, and someone asks him if he got the vaccine and his face turns to stone and he's like "uh, i'm not saying, next question".

should be a great meet & greet, hope he gets real up close & personal with all the many fans of his delicious faith-based ale.

Considering he's angling for the base that he is it's possible he refused to say because he did indeed get it and fears the blowback.

― Daniel_Rf, Friday, 24 September 2021 09:50 (four years ago)

This is outrageous, Christians have never had anything to do with beer or beer-making and imo they shouldn't start now.

― Sam Weller, Friday, 24 September 2021 10:08 (four years ago)

xp also imo it seems a bit naff for someone to ask* that question in the situation (ie joking around with fans), so he might have just thought fuck you dickhead i'm not telling

(*but not seen the vid, not sure of the context of how the question was put to him)

― Sorry, but that is how I feel (Ste), Friday, 24 September 2021 10:25 (four years ago)

one month passes...

pic.twitter.com/ZkUFHwXvkd

— SNL Hosts Introducing the Musical Guest (@snlhostsintro) October 23, 2021

― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 24 October 2021 20:27 (four years ago)

four months pass...

pic.twitter.com/YbAmfDUcxR

— marty (@_martinjames) March 23, 2022

― politics is about vibes and the vibes are off (stevie), Wednesday, 23 March 2022 20:30 (four years ago)

two months pass...

https://i.imgur.com/2lwmgUD.png
looks like he's harboring some dark secrets about America's past.

― Judi Dench's Human Hand (methanietanner), Friday, 27 May 2022 19:53 (four years ago)

Looks like he's been raising eight kids in Sacramento!

― pplains, Friday, 27 May 2022 20:03 (four years ago)

His face is slowly melting, but that's OK. The same thing happens to window panes when they're his age.

― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 27 May 2022 20:07 (four years ago)

https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/284468992_10228294980981908_601384996578920447_n.jpg?_nc_cat=107&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=QT4iJgsseVYAX8NwYek&_nc_ht=scontent-sjc3-1.xx&oh=00_AT8G3WAV7p5ZhqHxtaD-B3cl8VaKhq_44TLVapCe0Ee9PQ&oe=6295A24B

Hellfrasier

― nickn, Friday, 27 May 2022 20:32 (four years ago)

Obligitory "lol hueg"

― nickn, Friday, 27 May 2022 20:33 (four years ago)

when they're his age

I should say 'our age'. He's a few months younger than I am.

― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 27 May 2022 20:36 (four years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FT0WqeEUUAACG7L?format=jpg&name=medium

― mookieproof, Saturday, 28 May 2022 04:54 (four years ago)

four weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOoqnhn_6I0

― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Sunday, 26 June 2022 16:13 (three years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ajF49FXx-w

KG's attempted accent in this: like holding his nose while speaking very fast clipped and gritty

― mark s, Sunday, 3 July 2022 17:39 (three years ago)

two months pass...

september 30 vs. october 1 pic.twitter.com/R61cTpeHRE

— Leor Galil (@imLeor) October 1, 2022

― The self-titled drags (Eazy), Sunday, 2 October 2022 15:03 (three years ago)

two months pass...

Kelsey Grammer: a better actor than a dog

https://i.postimg.cc/mD1nbspY/kelsey.jpg

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 6 December 2022 16:49 (three years ago)

"the reward I seek is not a hot dog."

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 6 December 2022 16:49 (three years ago)

I memorize lines, say words, even walk around and stuff.

― Piven After Midnight (The Yellow Kid), Tuesday, 6 December 2022 17:06 (three years ago)

https://boingboing.net/2022/12/04/jodorowskys-frasier-as-imagined-by-midjourney-ai.html

― | (Latham Green), Wednesday, 7 December 2022 02:39 (three years ago)

one month passes...

Don't remember this at all: his Sketch Comedy show with Kaitlin Olson, Mary Lynn Rajskub, and Paul F. Tompkins.

https://www.cracked.com/article_36544_everything-about-kelsey-grammers-sketch-show-was-pretty-great-except-for-kelsey-grammer.html

― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 10 January 2023 23:40 (three years ago)

pic.twitter.com/kViKAoA2YQ

— machine gun kelly reichardt (@LingoUnbound) January 9, 2023

― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 11 January 2023 05:09 (three years ago)

Don't remember this at all: his Sketch Comedy show with Kaitlin Olson, Mary Lynn Rajskub, and Paul F. Tompkins.

https://www.cracked.com/article_36544_everything-about-kelsey-grammers-sketch-show-was-pretty-great-except-for-kelsey-grammer.html

― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, January 10, 2023 11:40 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Hang on isn't that fuckin' Lee Mack???!!!???11??!

― his cartoon heart expands, then he relaxes by smoking crack (stevie), Wednesday, 11 January 2023 08:14 (three years ago)

Yup! Paul F Tompkins told an anecdote about that show on a recent Comedy Bang Bang (called it Kelsey Grammer Resents The Sketch Show) and when he talked about turning to Lee Mack and saying something I felt the multiverse collapsing.

― Daniel_Rf, Wednesday, 11 January 2023 11:06 (three years ago)

premiered the same year as the first season of Always Sunny

I'm sure Kaitlin Olson was happy to parachute out of that mess (Kelsey Grammer's Sketch Money Plane)

― mh, Wednesday, 11 January 2023 15:19 (three years ago)

So vaguely remember seeing that at the time, I think...

― Evan, Wednesday, 11 January 2023 16:40 (three years ago)

had to rewatch this full-screen to convince myself that isn't KG at the bar

SEX, LIES AND VIDEOTAPE (1989) dir: Steven Soderbergh pic.twitter.com/jhpRFlzg2B

— Erotic Films Out Of Context (@NoContextErotic) January 13, 2023

― mark s, Friday, 13 January 2023 23:01 (three years ago)

I didn't know until today that Kelsey Grammer is married to the daughter of a Bristol City footballer and has a house in Portishead

― kinder, Friday, 20 January 2023 14:04 (three years ago)

four months pass...

Dave Charlton Trotta looks like a motherfucker with etc.

Kelsey Grammer “warned” Hollywood about “extraordinary” ‘Frasier’ reboot co-star Nicholas Lyndhurst

― nashwan, Wednesday, 14 June 2023 10:26 (two years ago)

Have they started shooting this yet?

I humbly request just one episode where Frasier calls Lyndhurst a plonker, just once.

― Ste, Wednesday, 14 June 2023 15:16 (two years ago)

Though the show makes a return, some of its former award-winning cast won’t.

How can penetrating investigative journalist Will Richards be so sure

― serving bundt (sic), Wednesday, 14 June 2023 16:30 (two years ago)

can they credibly have Eddie the dog return. dog years

― mh, Thursday, 15 June 2023 04:00 (two years ago)

ten months pass...

Young Kelsey looks like the yuppie equivalent of a baby that looks like an elderly man:

This guy on Cheers pic.twitter.com/MkRxElWyZX

— Joseph Mallozzi 🏴‍☠️ (@BaronDestructo) April 23, 2024

― paisley got boring (Eazy), Wednesday, 24 April 2024 21:29 (two years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDxQbxzdv98

― Big Bong Theory (stevie), Thursday, 2 May 2024 17:34 (two years ago)

three months pass...

https://i.imgur.com/DMelEiC.gif

― pplains, Sunday, 18 August 2024 03:37 (one year ago)

three weeks pass...

Money Plane Goof:

The computer servers are clearly CD Players stack on top of each other. In one shot, an Barenaked Ladies 'Stunt' CD pops out during a fight scene.

― Charlie Hair (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 13 September 2024 18:38 (one year ago)


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