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― anthony, Thursday, 29 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

My guy. He has broad shoulders and strong arms. Cool tattoos and nice sideburns. He likes to hold my face in both his hands and tell me that I have beautiful eyes. When we spoon we fit together perfectly. *sigh*

I must stop. It's not even 10 in the morning.

― Samantha, Thursday, 29 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Samantha's guy. Rowr!

― Mark C, Thursday, 29 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I think we should all profess love for Samantha's guy. The advantage of this is that, suitably alarmed, she will just hug him to bits more and all, and he will do so likewise. The amount of Pure Love will then flow out from their house and drive the nasty crack-fiend neighbors away. :-)

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 29 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

More likely he'll find the time to drop by here again and be horrified at all the talking about him.

― Samantha, Thursday, 29 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

WE ARE THE FREELANCE "MAKE HANK BLUSH" SQUAD. He will bow down.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 29 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Good hair and dronerock records. RRRROOOOAAAAWWWWRRRRRR!!!

― kate, Thursday, 29 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Curves.

But not Curve.

― Tom, Thursday, 29 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

a lot JUNK in the TRUNK.

revs me up like a little toy car on the living room carpet. rowr.

― jess, Thursday, 29 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ok, slim, smooth, shorter than me, dark hair. Why? I don't question it.

― Sean, Thursday, 29 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

ahemm...I don't know if I have enough time to answer that. I am blushing or having hotflashes, one of the two. -I could fill a library with what turns me on. Very difficult to prioritize these things.

― Hank, Thursday, 29 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I could fill a library with what turns me on.

What! You keep a bunch of bound book copies of Samantha around? Okay, I'll stop now.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 29 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

If being turned on and lifting your spirits = the same, I would have to say shopping. The reason being is if you are feeling down, it's best to be where there are nice things to look at. Gale

― Gale Deslongchamps, Thursday, 29 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Guys in heavy makeup and at least attempted Victorian clothing. As I have just found out from the school play, it's not only nice as a mental fantasy, but it can do wonderful things for people who were just so-so before the costuming took place.

― Maria, Thursday, 29 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Men who look like the only jewish member at Anodver circa 1956.

― anthony, Thursday, 29 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Neil Young.

― di, Thursday, 29 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yeah Neil Young is fucking fuck! I don't think he's Jewish though.

― maryann, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Shiny, clean, natural, shoulder length, straight, brown hair; clear skin; flat tummies; slightly crooked teeth; well defined deltoids; breasts; slim waists; deep, blue eyes.

― toraneko, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh yeah, and guys in make up can look quite hot. Especially Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise and Antonio Banderas in Interview With a Vampire.

― toraneko, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

God, and I thought I was picky....

― Emma, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You are picky Emma - you only want to go out with Bond villains.

― Tom, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Not just Bond Villains, Evil Master Criminals in general.

Actually I said Rich Men but you lot could only think of one job that would make you rich enough to appeal and that was Evil Master Criminal.

Does anyone know a good place to find Rich Men who are not tossers?

― Emma, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

would evil geniuses do? i mean if they weren't intent on crime as such, but were still evil. you know, releasing viruses that would wipe out all life in the universe sort of thing.

― Alan Trewartha, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It doesn't matter what they do so long as they are LOADED. Bling bling. Why, do you know an Evil Genius, Alan?

― Emma, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"does anyone know a good place to find rich men who are not tossers".

Yes a brothel.

― Ronan, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I think men who use prostitutes still wank, Ronan.

― Nick, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I try to argue that all men are not tossers and look what I get.

― Ronan, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

armpits...yum!

― geoff, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

oh... maybe i do. maybe i don't. ;-)

Excellent, stage one completed, begin the cellular replication at once

― Alan Trewartha, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ronan I don't know what you mean, you hardly have to be rich to go to a prostitute plus according to Metro one in eleven men in London has been to one. Unless you are implying that I am a ho for wanting a rich bloke? In which case you can piss off as I DESERVE one goddammit.

― Emma, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Emma for the thousandth time just cause you dance the go go that don't make you a ho no.

― Tom, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I meant that because they're rich they can afford not to toss, instead they have the money to pay others to do it for them. And now I have truly crucified the "joke" I am off to hand up this crap 2000 word essay I did in the last few hours. then I shall go to the pub.

― Ronan, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

but, you wouldn't have to work at all, you'd fool around and have a ball

― Alan Trewartha, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Well I hope the argument in Ronan's essay is more clear than his argument on ILE. The not having to work thing is a key part of my quest, also my mum is worried that I will never afford a mortgage on my own.

― Emma, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You won't be able to afford a mortgage on your own. So you shall be single AND homeless for ever and ever amen.

― alext, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Sod off AlexT I bet I find a Rich Evil Genius Overlord in Posh Kingston tonite. And when I do I will not invite you to my luxury penthouse.

― Emma, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

all you'll find in Kingston are posh braying rugby types, judging by past experiences. I'm never going drinking there again.

― chris, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I TOLD YOU SO!!!

― Tom, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Well then I will find an Evil Billionaire Overlord whose clever civilian disguise is Braying Rugby Player.

― Emma, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

My argument in my essay was good. I quoted Neil Postman which will get me an A. Although I'm not sure, I may have been so hungover that I just strung a collection of sentences together.

My argument here is perfect.

― Ronan, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

People who return my CDs on time turn me on.

― Maria, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

So lend us your CDs and we'll find out who's worthy.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

surliness turns me on.

― di, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

grrrr you

― mark s, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The endless moments of unbearble 'chaste' proximity between me and that person I want to be touching, but haven't just yet. The small talk, the subtle positioning, the awareness of scents and breaths, and then the moment of heart-dropping silence when our eyes finally lock *thu-thump thu-thump* and we are barely a second away from that first kiss...

oh yeh.

― Kim, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I like pretty faces and GRATE BRANES.

― DG, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

begging

― maryann, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

maryann
please grow a penis , please i am begging. ill let you ride melike a camel thru the empty quater if you do.

― anthony, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Indecent proposal of the year.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Neil Postman is an arse. Use other media doomsayers, pl.

― Andrew L, Saturday, 1 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Anthony, I think you are being facetious, but if you were serious, I would find this very endearing. Except for the part about sex.

― maryann, Saturday, 1 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

one year passes...

the chauffeur girl in that new Belle & Sebastian video

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 10 November 2003 13:34 (twenty-two years ago)

the smell of chlorine.

the result of dating swimmers in high school.

― colette (a2lette), Monday, 10 November 2003 13:38 (twenty-two years ago)

but jizz smells like chlorine!

― Aaron A., Monday, 10 November 2003 14:54 (twenty-two years ago)

ah, another thread that clearly demonstrates the high road we all took back in the glory days of "old-ilx"

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 10 November 2003 15:15 (twenty-two years ago)

But John, it was all due to love.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 10 November 2003 15:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Maple Syrup:
http://www.deliaonline.com/picturelibrary%5Cjpeg150/ma/maple-syrup.jpg

See also: NA's after shave.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Monday, 10 November 2003 17:56 (twenty-two years ago)

trapeze artists

― L(E^24) (Leee), Monday, 10 November 2003 22:53 (twenty-two years ago)

men who are clearly insane. the normals just don't do it for me anymore.

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Monday, 10 November 2003 22:56 (twenty-two years ago)

the why: they got muscles, yet remain feminine.

― L(E^24) (Leee), Monday, 10 November 2003 23:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I have muscles, but remain feminine also.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 10 November 2003 23:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Dan Perry-rrowr!

― L(E^24) (Leee), Monday, 10 November 2003 23:10 (twenty-two years ago)

genius; breasts

― Ann Sterzinger (Ann Sterzinger), Monday, 10 November 2003 23:44 (twenty-two years ago)

(if there is an alien species with huge brains in its breasts lurking around the galaxy would you please take me to your leader?)

― Ann Sterzinger (Ann Sterzinger), Monday, 10 November 2003 23:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Women's feet.

― Agent Uranium [GPC], Tuesday, 11 November 2003 01:21 (twenty-two years ago)

(if there is an alien species with huge brains in its breasts lurking around the galaxy would you please take me to your leader?)

Hey, I've said elsewhere that my boobs are so big because they actually contain auxilliary brains.

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 01:24 (twenty-two years ago)

You are like stegosaurus!

― L(E^24) (Leee), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 01:25 (twenty-two years ago)

(that's a good thing)

― L(E^24) (Leee), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 01:25 (twenty-two years ago)

pretty, knock-kneed blondes

― M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 01:29 (twenty-two years ago)

it's not the only thing but I believe the pretty, knock-kneed blonde I was with for a year or so back when I was a young'n (OK, 23) has spoiled me for life.

― M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 01:30 (twenty-two years ago)

sass

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 01:31 (twenty-two years ago)

damn right. Also, freckles.

― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 01:33 (twenty-two years ago)

a sour expression

― the surface noise (electricsound), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 01:39 (twenty-two years ago)

terrorism

― duane, Tuesday, 11 November 2003 01:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I fear if I answer anymore you will all think I'm a[n even bigger] perv [than you already do], so I'll leave it at pretty, knock-kneed blondes.

― M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 01:40 (twenty-two years ago)

what do you mean by knock-kneed?

for myself: tattoos, naturally curly, messy hair, skateboarders, musicians.

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 01:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Girls in winter hats absolutely murder me. I fear that cements my tweeness.

― bnw (bnw), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 01:44 (twenty-two years ago)

[adj] having the knees abnormally close together and the ankles wide apart

\Knock"-kneed`\, a.
Having the legs bent inward so that the knees touch in walking.

― M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 01:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I also like them pigeon-toed. aforementioned gf was knock-kneed, pigeon-toed, and was ridiculously cute. Matos = dead man.

― M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 01:46 (twenty-two years ago)

what an odd image. . .

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 01:46 (twenty-two years ago)

it was less cartoony than you probably are thinking; she wasn't crippled or anything, her legs were just shaped funny. and they were thick--that worked in her favor too. I better shut up about this now.

― M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 01:48 (twenty-two years ago)

also, it's not the only thing I like by any means. I just have a particular weakness for that physical type. oh, and short, with very short hair.

― M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 01:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Big ups to short hair.

― L(E^24) (Leee), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 01:52 (twenty-two years ago)

In the physical sector, I like height, broad shoulders, and a certain heft.

In the nonphysical sector, I insist on brains, wit, and a healthy sense of adventurousness. If it were to come down to a conflict, the nonphysical qualities outrule the physical.

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 02:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey, I've said elsewhere that my boobs are so big because they actually contain auxilliary brains.

-- j.lu (flavi...), November 11th, 2003.

Come into my parlor, I'll suck your brains out!

― Ann Sterzinger (Ann Sterzinger), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 02:13 (twenty-two years ago)

eww

― the surface noise (electricsound), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 02:14 (twenty-two years ago)

long hair, at least shoulder-length

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 02:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Okay...but be advised that every other part of me is also definitely large.

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 02:17 (twenty-two years ago)

actually, anything much longer than shoulder-length is too long, and anything much shorter is too short.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 02:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Okay...but be advised that every other part of me is also definitely large.
-- j.lu (flavi...), November 11th, 2003.

if you mean something gunlike and not an actual gun, pack brains in it and proceed within...

― Ann Sterzinger (Ann Sterzinger), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 02:25 (twenty-two years ago)

booty bragadoccio

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 02:26 (twenty-two years ago)

fat chicks
bad dye jobs
wire hangers

― erico b. rakimington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 02:30 (twenty-two years ago)

um.......... Short boys with glasses, curly dark hair and blue eyes!
and um.... boys who either are jewish or look jewish. Sigh! GIMMIE!

― mclv, Tuesday, 11 November 2003 02:36 (twenty-two years ago)

rest and relaxation

― the surface noise (electricsound), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 02:37 (twenty-two years ago)

feisty robots

― erico b. rakimington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 02:38 (twenty-two years ago)

fake penises

― erico b. rakimington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 02:40 (twenty-two years ago)

peace and quiet

― the surface noise (electricsound), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 02:41 (twenty-two years ago)

electric sound of jim

― erico b. rakimington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 02:41 (twenty-two years ago)

thinking of erico rakimington getting plenty of bodacious booty

― the surface noise (electricsound), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 02:44 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm sorry i havent been giving you much fodder over these last couple months

― erico b. rakimington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 02:49 (twenty-two years ago)

someone plz find me a girl with a big ass to help esoj out

― erico b. rakimington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 02:49 (twenty-two years ago)

your own interests of course are purely incidental here, right?

― M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 02:50 (twenty-two years ago)

then you can change your name to sergio q. rakingeminton

― the surface noise (electricsound), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 02:50 (twenty-two years ago)

(xp)

― the surface noise (electricsound), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 02:50 (twenty-two years ago)

what can i say...i'm a giver

― erico b. rakimington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 02:51 (twenty-two years ago)

hey Matos did you ever see that Rachel Ray thing that JBR linked to? I was awaiting your salacious commentary.

― Broheems (diamond), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 02:52 (twenty-two years ago)

dark hair and blue eyes;
short or tall I do not care;
booty is required

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 02:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I have dark hair and the booty but definitely not the blue eyes. :)

Hmmm, what turns me on (as much as I can be turned on, that is) is a mixture of beauty and brawn, an individual (invariably male, according to past patterns) that is both masculine and feminine in appearance, with amazing eyes and hair and high, pronounced cheekbones. This individual must also be intelligent, able to carry on a conversation of some substance, not look/dress like a "typical jock" or a high school student, not be totally muscular (lots of muscles = a MAJOR turnoff for me!), and is a kind and friendly person overall.

*sighs*

― Pancakes For Breakfast! (Dee the Lurker), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 03:08 (twenty-two years ago)

grace, pluck and the 'natural' look

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 05:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I know this sounds old fashion, but: a smooth nape.

― A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 06:11 (twenty-two years ago)

the combination of good taste in music and bipolar disorder

― Aaron A., Tuesday, 11 November 2003 06:18 (twenty-two years ago)

another vote for short hair.
big nose.
(slightly) fucked up teeth.

― typo acapulco (gcannon), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 06:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Girls in winter hats absolutely murder me.

Could you be more specific as to the type of hat?

― Mary (Mary), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 07:21 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.happybadgertradingportal.com/hatlynn.jpg

hubba hubba

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 10:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Floppy-haired homosexual Oxbridge boys, but we've done all this before.

― Citizen Kate (kate), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 10:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Girls wearing big headphones, esp. over tight fitting wee wool hats. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

― neil, Tuesday, 11 November 2003 11:26 (twenty-two years ago)

stevem: ch4nther i thk is her name, if it's the same girl from the front cover of the new album.

she worked on t1nderbox on byres rd.

― brutal (Cozen), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 12:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I hear working on tinderbox can be quite difficult.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 12:24 (twenty-two years ago)

scaffolder

― brutal (Cozen), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 12:25 (twenty-two years ago)

tinderbox is falling down?

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 12:27 (twenty-two years ago)

can you scaffold the sky?

― brutal (Cozen), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 12:29 (twenty-two years ago)

brainy people who like to build stuff/make stuff

― geeta, Tuesday, 11 November 2003 12:30 (twenty-two years ago)

love?

― brutal (Cozen), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 12:31 (twenty-two years ago)

love can be built without scaffolding.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 12:32 (twenty-two years ago)

that's no metaphor.

― brutal (Cozen), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 12:33 (twenty-two years ago)

it isn't.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 12:34 (twenty-two years ago)

it isn't.

― brutal (Cozen), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 12:35 (twenty-two years ago)

love can be built without brains.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 12:36 (twenty-two years ago)

metaphor?

― brutal (Cozen), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 12:36 (twenty-two years ago)

yes, brains does not really mean brains.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 12:38 (twenty-two years ago)

she worked in tinderbox on byres road.

― brutal (Cozen), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 12:40 (twenty-two years ago)

worked really means worked?

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 12:42 (twenty-two years ago)

not always but this time yes.

― brutal (Cozen), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 12:43 (twenty-two years ago)

what does she do, these days?

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 12:44 (twenty-two years ago)

goes out with a boy name j4ck who made her a bmx fr her birthday. she ws in fr4nce bt came back for the launch of sub-city at the 4rches to see j4ck dj. she probably does other things too.

― brutal (Cozen), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 12:47 (twenty-two years ago)

speaks french.

― brutal (Cozen), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 12:47 (twenty-two years ago)

she sounds horrible.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 12:48 (twenty-two years ago)

really, you know her?

― brutal (Cozen), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 12:49 (twenty-two years ago)

we have a mutual friend.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 12:51 (twenty-two years ago)

you and I.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 13:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Dark, slightly wavy hair, not too short
Brown or green eyes
Sweaters
Converse tennis shoes
Must own a skateboard
Must play music
Must be less lazy than I am

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 13:55 (twenty-two years ago)

someone say beards plz! ;)

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 17:57 (twenty-two years ago)

beards.

― erico b. rakimington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 17:59 (twenty-two years ago)

you get what you can from this place.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 18:02 (twenty-two years ago)

free jazz fans with beards

― erico b. rakimington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 18:02 (twenty-two years ago)

named julio

― erico b. rakimington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 18:03 (twenty-two years ago)

desouza

― erico b. rakimington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 18:03 (twenty-two years ago)

much better!

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 18:05 (twenty-two years ago)

BEARDS?!?!? Facial hair on men is revolting (only slightly less revolting than facial hair on women). I'd like to FORGET you're a monkey, thank you. UGH.

― Ann Sterzinger (Ann Sterzinger), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 18:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Could you be more specific as to the type of hat?

I feel like I've exposed too much of my Achilles' heel already. Probably something simple since I am just a midwestern hick at heart.

― bnw (bnw), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 19:13 (twenty-two years ago)

''BEARDS?!?!? Facial hair on men is revolting (only slightly less revolting than facial hair on women). I'd like to FORGET you're a monkey, thank you.''

:....(

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey, considering what I take a razor to for the sake of aesthetics, I don't think the mandible is too much to ask.

― Ann Sterzinger (Ann Sterzinger), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:22 (twenty-two years ago)

let your freak flag fly julio

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:24 (twenty-two years ago)

big sweet puppy dog eyes (pref green or hazel, def not blue)

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:26 (twenty-two years ago)

LSD = light switch

― nickalicious sometimes likes the alternate definition of "turned on" better (nic, Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Ann Sterzinger shaves her eyelids?!?!

― M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Conversations that consist entirely of eye-contact.

― nickalicious generally prefers the usual definition though (nickalicious), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:27 (twenty-two years ago)

hey did you think i wanted to grow this beard (its only been six months) but I had to.

Is it a crime to be just a bit lazy to do things like shaving? of course not!

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:28 (twenty-two years ago)

yulo brennington

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:28 (twenty-two years ago)

broad shoulders
short hair
Yul Brenner

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:33 (twenty-two years ago)

"Ann Sterzinger shaves her eyelids?!?!
-- M Matos (michaelangelomato...), November 11th, 2003."

No, those are small enough for electrolysis. I was talking about my palms.

― Ann Sterzinger (Ann Sterzinger), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:33 (twenty-two years ago)

robots.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:34 (twenty-two years ago)

After last Friday night, handcuffs.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:34 (twenty-two years ago)

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:35 (twenty-two years ago)

TMI DUDE!!

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Compared to the sushi thread, nickalicious is a mere innocent here.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:35 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread does have a refreshing lack of naked women with snakes shooting out of their asses, yes.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah but no one on the sushi thread alluded to actually eating manicotti out of a woman in real life 2 hours ago, Ned.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:36 (twenty-two years ago)

...true.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:36 (twenty-two years ago)

'Tis much more twee than it sounds, relax. See here for further info.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:37 (twenty-two years ago)

ANYWAY

uniforms!! i am sick person :(

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:40 (twenty-two years ago)

robots that aren't silver.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:41 (twenty-two years ago)

jawhol

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Lovage

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:41 (twenty-two years ago)

RJG's hair

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:41 (twenty-two years ago)

chef outfits

― phil-two (phil-two), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:41 (twenty-two years ago)

the thought of my confusion the first time i saw a clitoris

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Simon Reynolds

― phil-2, Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:42 (twenty-two years ago)

innuit singers

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:44 (twenty-two years ago)

-- phil-2 (seriousl...), November 11th, 2003 12:00 AM.

hey who was that? carey's cooking so it couldn't have been her...

― phil-two (phil-two), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:45 (twenty-two years ago)

not that its not true.

― phil-two (phil-two), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:45 (twenty-two years ago)

what's confusing about clitorises?

― Ricardo (RickyT), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:46 (twenty-two years ago)

They have witchy ways.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:46 (twenty-two years ago)

it was phil-numerical-not-alphanumerical-2

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:46 (twenty-two years ago)

pork chops also turn me on. I'd eat them off of Simon Reynolds!!

― phil-2, Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:47 (twenty-two years ago)

"porkchopbooty"????? OK I am not turned on.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:48 (twenty-two years ago)

dk's 50 cent slash

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:48 (twenty-two years ago)

The clitoris was phil 2?

― Ricardo (RickyT), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I finally found something that disgusted Dan!!!

Err, I mean Phil finally found something that disgusted Dan.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:49 (twenty-two years ago)

if phil-two is the clitoris of a sixteen year old girl then i am not fiddo centington

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean, imagine taking off your lover's clothes and finding that they've stuffed the back of their panties/boxers (delete as applicable) with pork chops!!!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:51 (twenty-two years ago)

no, I'm fiddo centington

― fiddo centington (RickyT), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:51 (twenty-two years ago)

mmm pants'o'meat

― Ricardo (RickyT), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:52 (twenty-two years ago)

The egg scene in Tampopo!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:52 (twenty-two years ago)

mmm pants'o'meat

RUN AWAY

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:53 (twenty-two years ago)

What the fuck.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:53 (twenty-two years ago)

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― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I AM NOT A CLITORIS!
thank you.

― phil-two (phil-two), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:55 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.designboom.com/trash/bse.html

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I am pissing myself laughing. Mmm meatpants marinade.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:57 (twenty-two years ago)

i'll believe it when i see it phil

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:57 (twenty-two years ago)

YES!
http://www.designboom.com/trash/img/20.jpg

(although the brisket yarmulka isn't too shabby neither)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Can anyone post a pic of Phil with a "hoodie" please?

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:58 (twenty-two years ago)

the combination of good taste in music and bipolar disorder

Aaron, do you have a girlfriend?

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 22:23 (twenty-two years ago)

kindness

― Pete Scholtes, Wednesday, 12 November 2003 01:51 (twenty-two years ago)

otm as often

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 02:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Here is what turns me on, as if it fucking matters:

- The red-wine moustache of a girl
- Holding people by the ankles, as I fuck them
- Having people request themselves into being ankle-held
- Well-fitted trousers
- Subtly rounded bellies
- Faces hid by squirts of dry-ice, and the smell
- Arms
- I mean, arms represent the rest of the body, whether they like it or not
- *NEW ENTRY* Some knowledge of Chemistry (the Periodic Table etc)
- Not silence
- Ability to dance according to unique time-signatures
- People who turn up uninvited, and disinterestedly, even scornfully, flick through your record collection, before making you fuck them
- People who are 32, but look 15
- And vice versa
- "You lie there sleepy, I'll just use you"
- Preposterousness, in general

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 02:17 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.hypothetical.net/sillydog/pix/02%20Summer/lava%20lamp.jpg

*gloop gloop gloop gloop gloop gloop gloop gloop gloop glup*

― Lava Lamp (Dee the Lurker), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 03:18 (twenty-two years ago)

(Sorry, guys. I had to do that -- the song was stuck in my head all damn day long.)

― Pancakes For Breakfast! (Dee the Lurker), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 03:19 (twenty-two years ago)

And anyway, I love Pete Scholtes's post. Kindness. Wow. What a fascinating and wonderful thing to get excited over. :)

― Pancakes For Breakfast! (Dee the Lurker), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 03:25 (twenty-two years ago)

the really sick thing is that he means it. wussbag.

― M Matos (M Matos), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 03:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Anti-tweeist.

― Pancakes For Breakfast! (Dee the Lurker), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 03:32 (twenty-two years ago)

i like it when girls are mean to me

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 03:33 (twenty-two years ago)

smart women who like to fuuuck.

― typo acapulco (gcannon), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 03:35 (twenty-two years ago)

fiddo OTM

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 03:35 (twenty-two years ago)

also, money

― typo acapulco (gcannon), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 03:36 (twenty-two years ago)

wit above all, intelligence and the ability to tolerate my neuroses close behind.

physical stuff that will make me more likely to stick around to find out if you've got the above: good eyes with nice thick eyebrows, a good set of shoulders and a bit of a belly. Middle eastern or latino heritage a plus.

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 03:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Sometimes I'm surprised when I suddenly realize I've been attracted to a certain kind of person for years without realizing it. The other day I was walking down the street behind a blonde with really wispy curls and suddendly realized, wow, I really like those sort of soft damp wispy teens, don't I? Or do I just suddenly feel happy because I got caught in someone's cloud of secondhand crack smoke? Nah... It was the curls.

― Ann Sterzinger (Ann Sterzinger), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 03:55 (twenty-two years ago)

everything that Paris Hilton isn't

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 03:55 (twenty-two years ago)

female?

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 03:56 (twenty-two years ago)

bah on you! I came back to say 'except the female and sex fiend parts'

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 03:57 (twenty-two years ago)

boys who play scrabble

― atomic horseradish (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 04:01 (twenty-two years ago)

starving hobos

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 04:03 (twenty-two years ago)

not if you'd seen the "starving hobo" porn i saw the other day

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 04:03 (twenty-two years ago)

girls who are good at crosswords (fyi you can put "and like to fuuuck" after any of my posts here)

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 04:04 (twenty-two years ago)

jim i think that was one of those "bum fight" sites

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 04:04 (twenty-two years ago)

hmmmnot this particular one.

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 04:05 (twenty-two years ago)

tall broad bulky men, my first crush was on john goodman when i was eight years old and i think that really affected me. redheads, triangularly backed men. natural muscles.

p.s. hi minna! I will call home tonight

― Nellie (nellskies), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 04:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Really smart flat-chested women in jeans and baggy T-shirts. mmm.

― Douglas (Douglas), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 05:07 (twenty-two years ago)

oysters

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 05:09 (twenty-two years ago)

lung oysters

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 05:11 (twenty-two years ago)

dark hair and blue/green eyes
dark hair and dark eyes
bass players
strong hands/arms
broad shoulders
laughter/great smiles
vulnerability
slightly deep voices
those dimples on either side of men's butts

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 05:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Anyone who can provide a permanent solution to sinuses that like to clog up and feel painful and for all I know are getting infected FUCK FUCK FUCK NASAL RESPIRATION IS A NECESSARY EVIL. *dashes away for Sudafed*

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 05:44 (twenty-two years ago)

sadness, thoughtfulness, depression, introspection

― Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 05:49 (twenty-two years ago)

serious emotional dysfunction seems to get me every time

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 05:51 (twenty-two years ago)

are you guys coming on to me?

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 05:52 (twenty-two years ago)

will you fly into a blind rage at me for leaving the toilet seat up then cling to me and weep about leaving you?

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 05:53 (twenty-two years ago)

about not shutting the kitchen cabinets, yes.

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 05:54 (twenty-two years ago)

leaving toilet seat up is major turn off

― Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 05:57 (twenty-two years ago)

well she cured me of that, dont you worry

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 05:58 (twenty-two years ago)

come give me a kiss then

― Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 05:59 (twenty-two years ago)

you'll just hurt me like all the others

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 06:00 (twenty-two years ago)

(who then say they love me)

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 06:00 (twenty-two years ago)

foiled again

― Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 06:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Douglas painfully OTM

― M Matos (M Matos), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 06:46 (twenty-two years ago)

(actually a LOT of you are, but that's because I am a major slut)

― M Matos (M Matos), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 06:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I see your sluthood Matos and raise you 50.

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 06:53 (twenty-two years ago)

haha you win because nobody wants to sleep with me!

― M Matos (M Matos), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 06:54 (twenty-two years ago)

are you coming on to me?

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 06:55 (twenty-two years ago)

ENOUGH OF THAT ALREADY

(yes)

― M Matos (M Matos), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 06:56 (twenty-two years ago)

";-)"

― M Matos (M Matos), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 06:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Dudes who like Showgirls better than Roadhouse.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 06:57 (twenty-two years ago)

people who dont want to sleep with me

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 07:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't want to sleep with any of you motherfuckas

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 07:07 (twenty-two years ago)

nice try

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 07:09 (twenty-two years ago)

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 07:10 (twenty-two years ago)

also people who say things like: "i dont want to date you. i just want you to dig me out and then we can go get a burger."

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 07:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Reality proves that sell-out skateboarding (but oh so fine) boys on MTV and boys who have live-in girlfriends and only come 'round to see me in order to fuck are what turn me on.

i r a moran.

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 07:16 (twenty-two years ago)

baby's mommas

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 13:52 (twenty-two years ago)

sundresses

― Chris B. Sure (Chris V), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 13:54 (twenty-two years ago)

i go weak at the knees for curly haired girls. tight glossy curls that take forever to do up in the morning and are bouncey around the high cheekbones. mmmm. also hot: librarian glasses, a faint smirk, and tight 50s-style sweaters are so much more flattering to the figure than the super low cut shirts all the little hussies are wearing these days. i like girls shorter than me, but not too much, and curvy as opposed to me own f'n waif-like body. but i also go for punk rock girls, tomgirls, loud drama program chicks, sullen black-clad poetry majors... especially these days i just have a total preoccupation with the female sex. hmph. i sound way too much like a bad personal ad at this point so i am going to stop.

― justin s., Wednesday, 12 November 2003 14:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Ich bin der MASTER THREAD KILLER, ja? Der Ubermensch, as it were. Well then, clearly, I 0wnz u all. ;p

― justin s., Wednesday, 12 November 2003 15:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Souds good to me, dude...

― ModJ (ModJ), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 15:40 (twenty-two years ago)

-long hair
-blue/green hair
-emo/librarian black-rimmed glasses
-tall
-a curvey, pervey girl. don't want no stick-chick
-gives a shit about music & seeing it live
-gives a shit about film
-knowledgable about pop culture
-smart & horny & with a dirty mind
-able to make me laugh, and will laugh at my jokes
-able to play along or wrestle with me conversationally
-into geek/dork things, or quite tolerant of those tendencies in me
-drinks
-willing to along on any random weird adventure or suggestion or joke i come up with, and comes up with those of her own
-in a band

― Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 15:41 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm pretty reserved; i tend to like women who are gregarious and funny, even a little annoying. (an 'opposites attract post' oh no) i don't get the 'girls who hurt me = hott' thing but 'girls who bug the shit outta me' = ding ding ding.

― typo acapulco (gcannon), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 15:49 (twenty-two years ago)

-smart & horny & with a dirty mind

Crucial

i don't get the 'girls who hurt me = hott' thing

I wish I did...

― ModJ (ModJ), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 15:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Waifishness. Messy hair. Tight pants. Afros. Long, delicate hands and feet. Long eyelashes. Prominent cheekbones. Taking a childlike wonder in small details. Must not give a shit if anyone thinks he's a fag or not. Must be passionate about music. Must be in search of happiness not in the form of money. Must like to dance.

― Sarah Pedal (call mr. lee), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 15:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I've only known one other person who thought much about guys with long eyelashes. She would make me put my face close to hers and bat her lips with my lashes, she called it "lashkisses".

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 16:03 (twenty-two years ago)

That's so cute.

― Sarah Pedal (call mr. lee), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 16:05 (twenty-two years ago)

JD Salmon, I am almost your dream girl. Except for the big about having blue or green hair. Mine is blondish. ;-)

― Citizen Kate (kate), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 16:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Me & the lashkiss recipient were like totally in love, she's still one of my best friends. She's off doing this walk from NYC to San Fran for Kucinich's campaign right now. I miss her. :(

Also, ad to my turn ons list: massage therapists, especially if they pronouce their calling "MASS-awjh thuh-RAPE-ist".

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 16:07 (twenty-two years ago)

i totally missed kingfish's blue/green hair. wierdo. ;)

nick, *walking* cross-country? that rocks. . .

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 16:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I KNOW! I'm really proud of her right now.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 16:10 (twenty-two years ago)

healthy-looking paleness
plentiful hips
logophilia
silk
singing "strip strap strull" while giving handjob

― Herbstmute (Wintermute), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 16:35 (twenty-two years ago)

hey hey what can i say, i diggum the blue hair.

― Jay Dee the King Fish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 17:23 (twenty-two years ago)

a big booty.

― Chris B. Sure (Chris V), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 17:27 (twenty-two years ago)

also, yeah, a big booty & a girl who actually fucking READS. Books books books shove 'em in your head.

this is IMPORTANT.

― Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 17:29 (twenty-two years ago)

i am floored

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 17:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Yo, I'm the big booty type
I like them thick with their mind right (Awe)
Banging personality conversate when the time right (Naw)

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 17:33 (twenty-two years ago)

after you back it up then stop
then dr-dr-drop it like its hot
when come back bring pie

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 17:33 (twenty-two years ago)

bootylicious.

― Chris B. Sure (Chris V), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 17:34 (twenty-two years ago)

i don't really care if you are smart if you are a boy. In fact boys who must constantly show off how smart they are by talking about Pynchon or who try to tell me how to do simple car repairs get on my last nerve.

A boy a bit dumber than me would be ideal. Smarter girls are cool however.

(btw teeny rocks)

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 17:34 (twenty-two years ago)

in fact I don't think i'd like dating a very brainy, booksmart boy. You should be literate but I'll read the books.

I think when it comes to guys I'm probably initially attracted to blue-collar and drop-out types. Since my divorce I don't think I've ever dated a boy who went to college and that's fine by me.

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 17:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Rock n roll tomboys in leather jackets who strut as opposed to just walk. Dry sense of humor. Eyes that communicate. And it sure doesn't hurt if her ass looks good in jeans. I also have a kind of fondness for what I refer to as "boy chest." Not flat, per se, but not Pam Anderson, either. And I like strong legs.

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 17:42 (twenty-two years ago)

singing "strip strap strull" while giving handjob

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

― ModJ (ModJ), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 18:07 (twenty-two years ago)

a few martinis.

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 19:23 (twenty-two years ago)

girls who dont give handjobs

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 19:25 (twenty-two years ago)

you gotta be fucking kidding me

― cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 19:30 (twenty-two years ago)

into MST3K = FUCK YEAH

― Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 19:30 (twenty-two years ago)

oh that's even worse than jess's!

― cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 19:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Blount is a madman.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 19:31 (twenty-two years ago)

they like handjobs=they are madmen

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 19:32 (twenty-two years ago)

i stand by my assertions.

― Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 19:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I speak of Blount's anti-MST3K bias.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 19:33 (twenty-two years ago)

next someone'll say 'chix who dig tmbg'

― cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 19:35 (twenty-two years ago)

if you have two people in the same bed i dont need anyone touching my dick with their hand

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 19:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, that's what armpits are for.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 19:47 (twenty-two years ago)

there are other places to get handjobs besides bed

― cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 19:49 (twenty-two years ago)

eg. burger king bathroom

― cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 19:50 (twenty-two years ago)

i think my point still stands

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 19:51 (twenty-two years ago)

he's well acquainted with hands...i need to introduce him to some of the other people in the neighborhood

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 19:51 (twenty-two years ago)

(i'll get me coat)

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 19:53 (twenty-two years ago)

blount OTM

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 19:53 (twenty-two years ago)

would a hardeez bathroom also suffice? what about a booth at Red Lobster?

― Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 19:57 (twenty-two years ago)

with a name like hardeez, do you have to ask?

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 20:00 (twenty-two years ago)

sam I was gonna
set you up with my brother
who never colleged

but he reads books too
so you'd have no use for him
ah well try again

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 20:10 (twenty-two years ago)

books are okay, just not tons. and no pynchon. :)

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 20:42 (twenty-two years ago)

no pynchon :-(

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 22:48 (twenty-two years ago)

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