Bend Over And Open Up For The Stats Cock!!!

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Yes!!! Yes!!!! This board is my bitch! Well, at least until Ally wakes up from her hangover and gets back in the game.

For a few pathetic hours, I get to be number one! It's the first time I've been number one at anything except standardised tests in my entire life!!! Hooray for me!!! I AM THE GREATEST!!!

― masonic boom, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I am so pathetic.

― masonic boom, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

quntity *is* quality! i guess.

― duane, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Screw quality! On this board it's all about quantity and just for this afternoon, I am Queen of the World! You must all do my bidding!!!

― masonic boom, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I bid 2 cents.

― AP, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Two cents? Sheesh, you wouldn't get me for anything less than two shots of vodka!

― masonic boom, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I bid 2 beans.

― AP, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

HOw do you check the stats?

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Right Here.

And no to two beans, as well. I've told you, I'm not settling for anything less than two double vodkas. With coke.

― masonic boom, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I bid 1 cent, 1 bean, and Pete's Idaho-shaped brain.

― AP, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You move me baby.

― chris, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh no, Ally is awake and posting. My title is down the dumpster. Sigh. It was fun while it lasted...

― masonic boom, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Like anyone can beat me, psh, how many times do I have to tell you people this?

― Ally, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Seconds out. Round One. The battle of Kate and Ally...

― chris, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I have beaten you for most of the day, honey. Why, if I didn't have to get up off this computer and go... ugh... rehearse, I could whoop you all the way back to Queens, see if I don't. Humph!

― masonic boom, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Woo-hoo, I'm at the very bottom of the stats pile! (Right, only 700 more pointless posts to go and I'll beat Kate.)

Bill

― Bill, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Buzz off.

― the pinefox, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hmm I suck.

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm still on top. Will continue to be if she doesn't sneak up on me while I'm off making coffee.

― masonic boom, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The problem is that I go MIA on nights and weekends, damnit. If only I worked 24/7....or maybe not.

― Ally, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yeah, and I go MIA when... erm... I tend more to disappear for 2 weeks at a time, and then come back and find that everyone has moved over on to a new board. My reign will end when I go on tour. And then when I start working again, it will be vastly diminished. (That is, if we don't sell our souls to corporate cocks and have some evil minion of Satan give us a contract between then and now...)

― masonic boom, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

corporate cocks...satan...SOUNDS LIKE SATAN"S COCK!

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ok, stats cock and spatchcock, go to the drunk thread. Buried treasure awaits.

― suzy, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The drunk thread... is that like the Drunk Suite by Sonic Boom's Spectrum? Coz I'm down with that, clearly.

― masonic boom, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Was that part of the Nutcracker Suite? After the Sugarplum dance and tea dance amd Hash dance?

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm totally lost.

― Ally, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Well then, Ally, make haste to your own Je Suis Tipsy thread. I'm spreading LIGHT and HAPPINESS through the power of EXCELLENT GOSSIP. I like applause, me, and I know I'm going to get some.

― suzy, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

No, somewhere between the Smack Suite and the Methadone Suite, methinks. (Ooh, better watch what I say, Sonic Boom has been known to materialise on boards and smackdown people who talk about him and smack.)

― masonic boom, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Methadone Pretty? What?

― Ally, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Who's paying my electricity and phone bill, that's what I want to know?!

― Paul Strange, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I will pay it Paul.

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Er I think you are Paul. Which is why you have to work for The Man.

― Pete, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

My trust fund pays it. Mwah hah hah hah hah.

― masonic boom, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

On one condition

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

There, another post. I'll quietly work my way along.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Besides, we're on flat rate unmetered for the phone bill. Ptooey!

Electricity... well, I think you'll find that my computer use takes up nowhere near as much leckie as that BROKEN CRAP OLD FRIDGE you used to have! Humph! So our bills should go down.

Maybe we should start to take donations...

― masonic boom, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Maybe you should buy a solar dish. Or hook up some pedals to the computer. Did you know that if you press the "W" key it takes up more power than any other key?

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Maybe you should buy a solar dish. Or hook up some pedals to the computer. Did you know that if you press the "W" key it takes up more power than any other key?

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Good god, look at the time!!!

I surrender my crown because I've got to go to rehearsal. Imagine how embarrassed I'm going to be when I confess *WHY* I'm late, after yelling at the rhthm section for years about their tardiness.

It's the first time we've rehearsed in over a month. I'm scared. What if I get back to rehearsal and find that I REALLY don't like them anymore, and it's not just cause we had a break? Shit, and we've got to get our arses in gear for that gig next Tuesday. Did I hype that enough yet? Are all you Londoners coming?

― masonic boom, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i am doing my BSCN all next week, which means i'm unable to attend any of the coming events :(

but i will be able to make triggerfest, whatever that is

― gareth, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I am contemplating changing my e-mail address and dropping out of the stats race, plus my hotmail account is full up and it takes ages to delete messages...

― james e l, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

So now what do we talk about if Kate is going off? *sigh*

― Ally, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I worked hard to push my big cock into the pillows of top twenty flesh. I do not know how you get to be number one. I bow before.

― anthony, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Sigh. I just cracked into the stats at all. Which is fine by me, actually. I don't want to win. I just want to be recognized as a contenda.

― Sterling Clover, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I mourn this thread.

― Ally, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Are we supposed to take the stats cock in the ass? Or is this thread suposed to be for the ladies?

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

No, the stats cock is indiscriminate, don't worry.

― Ally, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The stats cock can go anywhere that it likes. Sucking is usually the best option... oh good god, stop me. I have put a timer on my posting today, so there will be no creeping back up to the number one spot. I have GOT to go to Sainsburys and buy food for the weekend. And I have GOT to clean up the mess in this flat because there are like... people... coming over this weekend to store their gear here, so I've got to get all MY crap out of the way to make way for their crap. Except Paul can take his OWN fucking bags of Oxfam clothes up to the high street. I mean, that's where most of his clothes came from, after all. Oxfam lending library indeed.

No sucking the stats cock today. No.

― masonic boom, Friday, 13 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh dear, I've been getting into fights and ended up sucking the Stats cock after all. I really really REALLY am going to get off the internet and walk up to the high street and buy groceries now. Honest.

― masonic boom, Friday, 13 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I am in the top ten. I will rule you . Until i start working .

― anthony, Friday, 13 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You will never beat me. Never! Ally may beat me, but that's only cause she has super-powers and all.

(I can just see the Lollies on tour now, with Kate running to a web cafe at every pitstop to try and maintain her place in the stats...)

― masonic boom, Friday, 13 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I was 9 for a while this morning but alas and alack not for very long.

― anthony, Friday, 13 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

What if the stats cock get impotent?

― Mike Hanle y, Friday, 13 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Nobody will post.

― anthony, Friday, 13 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Now that I've cracked the stats at all, I'm climbing over the deadwood fast.

― Sterling Clover, Friday, 13 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm surprised I'm still on there at all, since I think I've only posted three or four times during the last two weeks. Cool.

So how is everyone doing?

― Kim, Saturday, 14 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I meant that in the personal sense, not stats, by the way. Perhaps I'll actually start a thread then instead. I never do that.

― Kim, Saturday, 14 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Dammit Sterl you are making me try to post more. YOU WILL NEVER TAKE MY MEDIOCRE SPOT.

― Josh, Saturday, 14 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Number 35, here I come!

― Sterling Clover, Saturday, 14 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

This post gets me number 20 on my own (just overtook Pinefox), 201 posts!...Actually, how much do I get paid?...I heard it was £5.50 per post?...I take it my wages are being processed?

― james e l, Saturday, 14 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Doh! Creeping up on me you bastard! And you get listed first when we're tired because it goes alphabetically. Doh.

― Josh, Saturday, 14 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

number 7 will i ever make it into the top 5.

― anthony, Saturday, 14 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

When we're tired we're alphabetic? goes in my non-sequiter book.

― Sterling Clover, Sunday, 15 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Doh, extra letter. Sleepy maybe.

― Josh, Sunday, 15 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

la la la

― james e l, Sunday, 15 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

aren't weekends great for sneaking up on people.

― Ed, Sunday, 15 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Just cracked 100, yo!

― Sterling Clover, Monday, 16 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i thought you would be much higher then that Sterling.

― anthony, Monday, 16 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

and you shall know me by the number 16

― Geoff, Monday, 16 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Can't the people who use work internet and have no home access get some kind of weekend stats-bonus handicap system? I was riding high Thursday, fuck off for a few days and suddenly feel inadequate just because I've been living instead of posting to a discussion forum. Help?

― chris, Monday, 16 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

No I'm afraid the stats cock works 24/7 you have to submit at all times.

― Ed, Monday, 16 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

isnomia helps .

― anthony, Monday, 16 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I have no weekend access but still retained my fourth place due to insanely heavy posting last week and the fact that when you are up this high, there really isn't anywhere to go. I have a good 40 post buffer on DG but a good 100 above me. So just below the medal positions like a true Brit.

― Pete, Monday, 16 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Being 6,666 yrs old and a meta-chakrum demon helps more...

― mark s, Monday, 16 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

If BT didn't keep f*cking up, I would be cracking the ton (the 1000 ton, that is...) this afternoon.

It really is a compulsion, isn't it? I do cut down vastly at the weekends, in order to try and have a life (though lately my life seems to be curtailed to falling off chairs) but during the week, I feel like posting to ILE is, like, my fulltime job. Why can't I have this for my real job? "My England By Kate St.Anger" or something.

― masonic boom, Monday, 16 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You can't hide from the stats cock. Wait till you get a few jiggers in yer mouth and then the compulsion comes crawling back like a digital serpent. post !post! in and out, in and out!

― Mike Hanle y, Monday, 16 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Kate is kicking Ally's ass!

― Mike Hanle y, Monday, 16 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You cannot castrate the stats cock! (add one to my account please)

― james e l, Monday, 16 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yes, but what I wanna know is... is the Stats Cock circumcised?

― masonic boom, Monday, 16 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Here're some statistics for ya:

ILM (founded August 26, 2000) - 35,078 posts ILE (founded June 6, 2001) - 12,925 posts

That's impressive stuff. My status as #18, however, leaves a bit to be desired.

― David Raposa, Monday, 16 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Stupid hyperglobalintersliceweb.

― David Raposa, Monday, 16 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Number 16. Finally on the rise again. Carmody, I have you in my sights!

― Richard Tunnicliffe, Monday, 16 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Still in the early 20's or 20, finally, I except my place in the scheme of things...

― james e l, Monday, 16 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You are all amateurs. MERE AMATEURS!!! Watch my stats cock action and how high it shoots! Mwah hah hah hah!!!

― masonic boom, Monday, 16 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I will give yoru stats cock a prince albert

― Mike Hanle y, Monday, 16 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Miss St. Claire may think that Kate=GRATE, but remember I have the power to send you tumbling to the bottom of the pile with a click of my mouse. Especially if I don't get my drinks tomorrow.

― DG, Monday, 16 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Kate's kicking my ass because I'm apparently in "lovebird mode" and can't post properly or do anything. Sorry, I know I'm disappointing my legions.

― Ally, Monday, 16 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You used to be so ...posty...

― Mike Hanle y, Monday, 16 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Drinks tomorrow. Oh yes, you shall not be in short supply. ::backpedals furiously:: Loads of drinks. Leave my hard worked for stats status alone, please...

Because you know I'd only have to build it back up over the course of a week or so.

― masonic boom, Monday, 16 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh Kate, I woz only teasing.

― DG, Monday, 16 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

oi ed, who the hell said you could overtake me?? i'd never have gone in this damn week long course if i'd known i was going to lose my charlton-esque league position. i'm relegated to a few posts from an internet cafe in the evenings. all week. you cads.

― gareth, Monday, 16 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Gareth, you're goin down

― Mike Hanle y, Monday, 16 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ha! 15 is now mine. I'll make that top 10 again, even if it gives me RSI.

― Richard Tunnicliffe, Monday, 16 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I still can't believe that I didn't post for four days and ONLY SLIPPED TO SEVEN. Fear my prolific ass! (It sounds much better spoken...)

― Dan Perry, Monday, 16 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I am the Fulham of ILE, with dodgy egiptian money I leap whole divisions in a single bound.

― Ed, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

damn you bastards

― Geoff, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I was fifth before I went to Goat Island! And now look at me - ninth with a bloody forty-post gap before I get to Ned, and then I have Pete and DG to contend with. This is harder than beating Team Rocket. Maybe some rooftop-related 'accidents' on Saturday are required...

― Tom, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I still number one... I still number one... ::does the butt dance::

Yes! I can play with the KAOSS PAD with one hand and post with the other! I am superwoman!

― masonic boom, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

What is this KAOSS PAD of which you speak. Is it some device for the making of roX0r?

― Richard Tunnicliffe, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

this is and it is just about the koolest thing ever.

― Ed, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You know all those little stomp boxes and rack mounts that I have for getting my guitar to make neat wibbling SPACEROCK noises?!?!? Well, basically the KAOSS PAD does the same thing to records (or whatever else you put through it) as you play them. Instant spacerock remixes of everything.

― masonic boom, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You know on ILM, they have the "answer this first" section...well, I think this post should be stored similarly. Anyway, if we are adopting football teams, I guess that makes me something like Bolton Wanderers...but I've got free internet access today, so gonna get my creep on!

― james e l, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

If I have to be a team, can I be Time Team? There be Romans in this gloamin'!!!

― masonic boom, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Well done Kate, first to a thousand!...

― james e l, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

WHAT?!?!?!? Good god, y'all, I broke the tonne and didn't even notice!

Hooray for me! Do I get a prize? I think someone owes me a pint for this. Probably Mr. Greenspun, whoever he is.

― masonic boom, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

If it takes an average of 90 seconds to compose and type each posting, you're pure-posting estimate is 25 hours solid typing...

― chris, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I guess this means Kat eis the New Queen of te board. move over, Ally!

― Mike Hanle y, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I start having a life and i am down as far as i can. :(

― anthony, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

anthony - this is the first time I've ever heard you complain of going down...;-)

― Geoff, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I go down on the statscock all day

― Mike Hanle y, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Instant spacerock remixes of everything

Oh. MY. GOD. I need it. NOW. And it's so shiny and everything.

― Richard Tunnicliffe, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Also check the Alesis Air FX, it does pretty much the same but instead of having to drag your fingers over the control surface you wave your hands around above in amagical invisible bubbble. See Here

― Ed, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Damn that Antony and his stats cock worship. My brief reign at number 4 I fear has ended forever... Still, Top 5 has a nice enough ring to it.

― Pete, Wednesday, 18 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh. MY. GOD. I need it. NOW. And it's so shiny and everything.

OK, I know I'm really exhausted and feverish and sick and all, but for a moment, I *really* thought you were talking about the stats cock. This is all going far too Add N to X for me...

― masonic boom, Wednesday, 18 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Gary Numan, surely. Do Add N to actually have sex?

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 19 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Probably not, they are all mouth and no trousers. Well, stats cock, I shall have to spend some time in 3-D, so I now have rationed myself to half an hour ILe a day, for the next week or so, guard my stats old friend.

― james e l, Thursday, 19 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Add N To X only have sex with machines. Both the KAOSS PAD and the STATS COCK are most definitely machines, so yes, I think that Add N To X would be attracted, yes.

― masonic boom, Thursday, 19 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

OH LOOK YE MIGHTY AND DESPAIR!!!

I have broken my addiction to the Stats Cock by surrendering my former email address for a more reliable one. I wonder how long it will take me to climb to my former heights, if, indeed, I still can?

― Kate the Saint, Thursday, 19 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

http://www.greenspun.com/bboard/statistics.tcl?topic=I%20Love% 20Everything

I'm #5!

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 19 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I've topped the ILM stats at various times with 3 different addresses. Once a stats cock picks you as its chosen one there is no escape.

― Tom, Thursday, 19 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

damn you mungrels - all i ever wanted was sweet 16, but no, you wouldn't let me...

― Geoff, Friday, 20 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I've passed up Jimmy, which is good enough for me.

― Sterling Clover, Friday, 20 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I wonder how long it will take me to reappear at the bottom of the stats cock...?

― Kate the Saint, Friday, 20 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

OK... the answer was, less than a day. There I am, just above Norman. 100 posts in under 24 hours! Good god, at this rate, I'll be back up at the top in just under two weeks.

― Kate the Saint, Friday, 20 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Now that i am working my dreams of being Number 1 crumble into dust.

― anthony, Friday, 20 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Kate you take the cake.

― Mike Hanle y, Friday, 20 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

And eat it too.

Yum!

― Kate the Saint, Friday, 20 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Well you can't eat it and have it too.

― Mike Hanle y, Friday, 20 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I think Duane is taking advantage of the board this weekend, giving the cock what for with his 15 inch anal blaster.

(Though, if he was giving that to the cock, that'd be quite messy.)

Damn it! More sex! Shit. And on a Saturday night, too. For shame, really.

― David Raposa, Saturday, 28 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

todayi saw a cock flower

― Mike Hanley, Saturday, 28 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Damn you Clover I thought you said passing up Jimmy was good enough. Rather than strategically delay the inevitable I suppose I will start using my new address now. Fucking stats cock.

― Josh, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

*stomach growls*

― Sterling Clover, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i thought i was going down but i am third. Yippe Skipee,

― anthony, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Anthony, I thought you were always going down!

― Kate the Saint, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Although my talents are illegal in 13 states they are not constant.

― anthony, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The 'I Really Love Music' stats cock is all mine to suck and fondle. 21 posts!

― DG, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

What about I really Love everything?

― The Toffee Focker, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm through the thousand. Wow. It's a strange feeling.

Also note that - as of checking - Kerry and Nude Spock are NECK AND NECK. Is their so called argument merely statscock rivalry??

― Tom, Thursday, 16 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The 'I Really Love Music' stats cock is all mine to suck and fondle. 21 posts!

Oh now I know why you emailed me. ;-)

― nathalie, Thursday, 16 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Number 14, I still could fade away though. At 600 posts I am giving up this e-mail address and using another.

― jel, Thursday, 16 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ally's burst through the 2000 barrier. Blimey.

― Richard Tunnicliffe, Friday, 17 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh, that makes me want to die.

― Ally, Friday, 17 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Dunno where else to mention this - has anyone else noticed that there is now a 'I Really Love Everything' on the Lusenet list?

― Andrew L, Friday, 17 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Not until you pointed it out. I just had a look in there and there's no threads active as yet. Administrator appears to be Doomin.

― Richard Tunnicliffe, Friday, 17 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

three weeks pass...

AUGUST ILE TOP TWENTY:

1. Ally (1167)
2. Anthony (870)
3. Tom (634)
4. Nick (630)
5. Mark (597)
6. Nathalie (591)
7. Mike (585)
8. Ned (528)
9. Emma (476)
10. DG (449)
11. Dave Q (376)
12. j e l (350)
13. Geoff (323)
14. Maria (308)
15. Dan (300)
16. Richard (270)
17. Pete (268)
18. Suzy (225)
19. Dave R (218)
20. Tadeusz (216)

― Tom, Friday, 7 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

My God, I've gone ballistic. I really must revise my scattergun approach.

― Nick, Friday, 7 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh my GAWD, I am going to change my name NOW.
Hello, I am Nathalie and a compulsive poster.

― nathalie, Friday, 7 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

12th place is okay...mid table, still have time to get higher before the Ethan effect occurs. It's like El Nino, I think.

― jel, Friday, 7 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

18th, eh? I've gotta get to work on the Hanle y scatological tip. Squeeze my lobster and stuff.

― David Raposa, Friday, 7 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

ALLY
Start having sex or drinking or something . I need to beat your ass.

― anthony, Sunday, 9 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

'the ethan effect'!?!?

― ethan, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

just kidding man!...

― jel, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

thats bullshit

― Pennysong Hanle y, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Fans of the statscock may wish to note that as ofyesterdays horrific events and the discussion here on them - we have overtaken the Heath Ledger board.

― Pete, Wednesday, 12 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Sometime in the last half hour or so we passed 50,000 posts. Not bad for 3.5 months or so.

― Richard Tunnicliffe, Friday, 21 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

25 posts from the thousand club.

― jel, Monday, 24 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The thousand club is nothing special when faced with Ally K, who is about to start her own Three-Thousand club!
The current Top Ten:
garance80@yahoo.com (2818)
anthonyeaston@home.com (2369)
mark@evazev.demon.co.uk (2085)
ned@kuci.org (1927)
pennysong@japan.com (1789)
ebros@netcomuk.co.uk (1714)
nickdastoor@hotmail.com (1485)
rgreenfield@btinternet.com (1461)
djperry@post.harvard.edu (1419)
emma.hamilton@arcadiagroup.co.uk (1323)

― DG, Tuesday, 25 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Excuse me, but why am I excluded from the thousand club when I reached 1000 before any of you? I think it's a testament to my posting ability that my old address that I haven't used in months still stands higher than many regular posters.

Guess this is utter and final proof that I'm utterly once and for all out with the in crowd on ILE. ::commences sulking::

― Kate the Saint, Tuesday, 25 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Kate you are in the 1000 club - I cant remember which thread the membership was listed on though.

― Tom, Tuesday, 25 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Kate, stop thy sulking! That's not a list of thousand club members, just the current top ten. Though you would be on there anyway if you added the stats for both your addresses together.

― Richard Tunnicliffe, Tuesday, 25 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Add the two scores together, and I'm still in the top freaking five. Humph. Mutter mutter. Worms, etc.

I'm doing research for the job right now, honest, and not just mucking about playing Flash Boyfriend and Flash Band all day long. Really.

― Kate the Saint, Tuesday, 25 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The (so-called) number three = my beeyatch for aye, no?

I actually heard a white girl use the word "beeyatch" to her mom yesterday on the bus (tho not AT her mom): naively i tht it the invention of the twin massive

― mark s, Tuesday, 25 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I notice ILE, in less than 4 months, is approaching 52000 posts. ILM, over 13-14 months, has had a shade over 52000 posts. Can someone plot a graph to predict the great moment when the pesky upstart overtakes the daddy? I think we'll all have to start behaving a little more responsibly from that point on, particularly toward ILM, which will scarcely be able to look after itself as it enters its dotage.

― Michael Jones, Tuesday, 25 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

michael

― gareth, Tuesday, 25 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

the thousand club will be special once I join mr DG. And that's the bottom line coz jel said so.

― jel, Tuesday, 25 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Meanwhile over at the flaccid old ILM statscock I have finally been toppled by Ned from the #1 spot. I feel impotent.

― Tom, Tuesday, 25 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Thanks Gareth... classic example of a thread without the longevity to be noticed by a forum skimmer like me.

― Michael Jones, Tuesday, 25 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Tom: go post something about something, quick! A Ewing must rule over the SC at all times, for it is said: "And when the cigar (penis) of Neptune (planet, sphere, music of the spheres,spheres- spears,Britney,the Neptunes,Slave4U) is in its 5th rotation ( 52917 posts), then the age of terrible lizards (dinosaurs) and Aguilera (robots) is upon us, unless the rolling struggle ( struggle-stubble- animated Henry Rollins beard) of the one who is fond of petting (The Strokes) can return order (stabilization)and destroy(gorillaz) the tyrannical rule of that one guy that collect MBV bootlegs and likes Tool's Lateralus quite a bit. Nothing personal, Ned, it's an astrological thing.
Thus spake NostraMitchus, '01.

― Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Tuesday, 25 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Wow, it's late.

― Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Tuesday, 25 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

BURN THE MITCH!

― Tom, Tuesday, 25 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I just wondering how long till its Anthony's turn to ride the top of the statscock?

― Mr Noodles, Wednesday, 26 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

thats it goddamit I'm turning back to my old ID to ride the cock

― Mike Hanle y, Wednesday, 26 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

garance80@yahoo.com (2885) anthonyeaston@home.com (2516) mark@evazev.demon.co.uk (2192) ned@kuci.org (2002) pennysong@japan.com (1887) ebros@netcomuk.co.uk (1786) rgreenfield@btinternet.com (1509) nickdastoor@hotmail.com (1508) djperry@post.harvard.edu (1432) emma.hamilton@arcadiagroup.co.uk (1345) pb14@soas.ac.uk (1228) ktstclaire@hotmail.com (1128) scrape100@hotmail.com (1075) freedunit@hotmail.com (1061) boyofbadgers@yahoo.com (1054) pissingintheriver@hotmail.com (1000)

uh huh - uh huh!!! ride cowboy ride.

― Geoff, Saturday, 29 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

congradulations on the hundred club.

― Mike Hanle y, Saturday, 29 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Praise the lord!!!

Is this the longest lived thread on ILE or what?

― Kate the Saint, Saturday, 29 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It seems to embody all that is ILE.

― Mr Noodles, Saturday, 29 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

where have you been hiding Kate?

― Mike Hanle y, Saturday, 29 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

87 posts in the last 5 days! I've got a headache. I saw the Fast and the Furious today. I wish I hadn't, I never want to see another action film. Football scores = :(

― jel, Saturday, 29 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

SEPTEMBER STATSCOCK

Position (Last Month) Name (No. of posts) (Change from last month)

1. (8) Ned (734) (+206)
2. (2) Anthony (664) (-206)
3. (5) Mark (583) (-14)
3. (-) Ronan (583) (N/A)
5. (3) Tom (500) (-134)
6. (4) Nick (464) (-166)
7. (15) Dan (414) (+114)
8. (16) Richard (412) (+144)
9. (10) DG (383) (-66)
10. (1) Ally (377) (-790)
11. (11) Dave Q (338) (-38)
12. (-) Jess (335) (N/A)
13. (12) j e l (321) (-29)
14. (7) Mike (315) (-270)
15. (17) Pete (276) (+8)
16. (14) Maria (271) (-37)
17. (-) Sarah (250) (N/A)
18. (13) Geoff (244) (-79)
19. (6) Nathalie (243) (-348)
20. (-) Nitsuh (227) (N/A)

NB Mike and Nathalie especially suffer from not getting separate e- mails counted, but I couldn't be arsed.

― Tom, Tuesday, 2 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

not even in the top20! this is quite depressing, or reassuring. one of the two, i forget which. i grimly hold on to my 20th place overall though.

― gareth, Tuesday, 2 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

ahhhh...so close to top 10 i can taste it...mmmmmm...::makes gross lip smacking noises::

― jess, Tuesday, 2 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh blimey, 412 posts. That's over 13 a day. I really should do some work.

― Richard Tunnicliffe, Tuesday, 2 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

no you shouldn't its your birthday, remember.

― Ed, Tuesday, 2 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Good point there, Ed. Sadly, my boss does not agree and I've got some v.minky SQL issues to sort out.

― Richard Tunnicliffe, Tuesday, 2 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

poor me

― Mike Hanle y, Tuesday, 2 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

ah push it, push it real good.

― Geoff, Tuesday, 2 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I predict that I will be top 10 by the end of October. I am the unstoppable force.

― jel, Tuesday, 2 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I am god. Surely this is a Strokes like debut. Or not depending on your taste. I fear I can't match my superlative start because I'm now in COLLEGE and not WORK where I could while away the days posting, however I will be working on my dayoff Wednesdays, so maybe, and I do have college computers. I have already lost out on the last few days.

― Ronan, Tuesday, 2 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yes! I have made my statscock debut!!

Granted, it's at the very bottom but this has made my morning nonethless.

― Samantha, Tuesday, 16 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hey y'all TOP 10!!!...long way to the top though!

― james, Tuesday, 16 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

when is it my turn?

― di, Sunday, 21 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

when will i be loved?

― di, Sunday, 21 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i can't believe the monkey-typist bet me to the list.

― di, Sunday, 21 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

and rainy's only been posting for like 2 seconds.

― di, Sunday, 21 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i guess i'll just have to stop posting under fake names.

― di, Sunday, 21 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Monkey typist? I'm going to stop posting, the stats page makes me nervous.

― rainy, Sunday, 21 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

the monkey-typist is duane. he types like a retard

― di, Sunday, 21 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

rainy help me make the stats list!

― di, Sunday, 21 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

is maryann okay today?

― di, Sunday, 21 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

sheesh, what does a girl have to do to make it to the list. i'm posting on every thread! incessantly! and i still ain't there yet!

i should never have changed my e-mail address.

― di, Sunday, 21 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

oh my god! i made it! i just made it to the list! and i was just about to go home and sulk!

i am just below rainy and doorag. way to go dunedin. our takeover is gradually building force.

― di, Sunday, 21 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i think i deserve a beer. but first i am going to e-mail menelaus and brag about how i made it and she didn't.

I'm going to Disneyland!

― di, Sunday, 21 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

thsi thread got too big so please post from now on to the second one here

― Mike Hanle y, Sunday, 21 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

one year passes...

REVIVE! By orders of the Owl man.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 23:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Ooh, I've just made it into the all-time ILE top 10! Hurrah!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 23:06 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm desperately holding onto my top 40 placing.. i feel like a Shed Seven record

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 23:08 (twenty-two years ago)

i am a perennial 38

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 23:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm still there in the overall top 50, I'm surprised. That won't last long at this rate!

― Kim (Kim), Thursday, 13 March 2003 02:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Me = 19 on ILE, 26 on ILM.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 13 March 2003 02:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Kim's got staying power.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 13 March 2003 02:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm busy trying to get my ranking down a bit, to somewhere in the high '20s. Yes I know there's a contradiction there somewhere.

― Amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 13 March 2003 03:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Staying power, ok. But do I have a tingling sensation that tells you that I'm working?

― Kim (Kim), Thursday, 13 March 2003 03:09 (twenty-two years ago)

(DTT, etc)

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 13 March 2003 03:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah yeah yeah, couldn't have left myself any wider open.

Ooops... would you look at that.

― Kim (Kim), Thursday, 13 March 2003 03:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Kim cover yourself, this is getting indecent.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 13 March 2003 03:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm dropping like a stone, I'm all talked out.

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 13 March 2003 08:25 (twenty-two years ago)

9479

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 13 March 2003 08:42 (twenty-two years ago)

It's a good race for who will be next to hit 10,000 messages on ILE!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 13 March 2003 13:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Join us. ;-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 13 March 2003 14:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Nickalicious = #9 on ILM, #38 on ILE...neek RauX!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 13 March 2003 14:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I've slipped all the way down to #12!!!! I really do care about ILE! I really do! (But I'm still one of the 12 disciples of ILe, right?)

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 13 March 2003 14:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Sarah = Judas = SHE WILL BETRAY YOU KATE!

j/k I love you McLusty. :D

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 13 March 2003 14:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I can feel Skidmore breathing down my neck on ILE - and its not a wholly unpleasant sensation.

I fear one day I shall plummett like a stone from the top ten altogether like Racey never to return.

― Pete (Pete), Thursday, 13 March 2003 14:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Are you forgetting that both "Lay Your Love on Me" and "Some Girls" charted?

http://www.geocities.com/englshkid/racey.htm

― Alan (Alan), Thursday, 13 March 2003 15:27 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/englshkid/racey5s.jpg

smashing

― Alan (Alan), Thursday, 13 March 2003 15:29 (twenty-two years ago)

my key doesn't work anymore

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 13 March 2003 15:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Pah, Lay You Love On Me was rubbidge.

― Pete (Pete), Thursday, 13 March 2003 15:40 (twenty-two years ago)

not for the first time I have fallen off the end of the statscock, possibly never to return. I have a mountain of work today and this situation looks like continuing for the foreseeable future. I used to wonder why I never got mentioned in any most/least popular ilxer threads or won an ilx award or anything like that, and wondered whether i might be some kind of non-entity like John Major prior to the Edwina Currie revelations, then it suddenly hit me - I simply don't post enough to make an impression. Granted I sometimes lurk without posting, but the fact that I feel part of ilx whilst not making an impression in terms of quantity demonstrates how ilx can take over yr life without you even coming close to taking over it.

As I recall, some girls will. Some girls won't. Some girls need a lot of loving and some girls don't.

― MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 13 March 2003 15:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't know whether I'm like Huey Lewis & the News's "Hip to be Square" or the Other two's "Tasty Fish, i.e. just outside at 41, or whether I've not even made the top 75. Maybe one of Graham's whizzy graphs would tell me. Graham?

― MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 13 March 2003 15:51 (twenty-two years ago)

oh, I will be the next to reach 10,000, and that's the bottom line.

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 13 March 2003 17:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean, I'm gonna coincide my 10000th post with my birthday. It's already planned..."ah, you all forgot my birthday (this is my 10,000th post btw)." It's not my birthday today btw.

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 13 March 2003 17:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I peek out in the high forties every so often, take a look around, and disappear into safe obscurity again.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Thursday, 13 March 2003 18:03 (twenty-two years ago)

oy vey! I'm number 4.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 13 March 2003 18:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I can feel Skidmore breathing down my neck on ILE - and its not a wholly unpleasant sensation.

If only I had read this before seeing Pete at last night's FAP - the night could have been very different...

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 14 March 2003 18:45 (twenty-two years ago)

bah 22.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 14 March 2003 18:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Dammit, I'm not even Top 50 any more. Sigh. "Not as good as her earlier posts" etc.

― kate (t), Friday, 14 March 2003 19:28 (twenty-two years ago)

See what ill effects a job has on you?

Oh how the mighty have fallen. From a thrilling spot atop the statcock to not even rounding it out at 50.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 14 March 2003 19:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I have no idea how Ned manages to post more than I do!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 14 March 2003 19:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Dammit, I'm not even Top 50 any more.

I think Graham has reversed some magic that counted your posts with suzys. Result: you're number 16, suzy down in the relegation zone.

Also, seriously, did you think you weren't in the top 50?

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Saturday, 15 March 2003 22:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Aw, man, and there I was all proud of myself for not wasting so much of my damned life on the internet...

― kate (suzy), Saturday, 15 March 2003 22:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I guess its not counting Kate, Kate The Saint, Kate St Clair, Masonic Boom, SandywichUK, Spirits ualized, Haligonian Man Chowder or whatever your nicking yourself this week as one person.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Saturday, 15 March 2003 22:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Noodles, your memory worries me.

― kate (suzy), Sunday, 16 March 2003 11:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I have no idea how Ned manages to post more than I do!

Gives you an idea as to the general nature of my job, doesn't it?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 16 March 2003 16:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Noodles, your memory worries me.

Not as much as my archives of dandyrules@northwest.com should. Though I lost most of it when Hotmail dumped my account.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Sunday, 16 March 2003 16:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Gives you an idea as to the general nature of my job, doesn't it?

Er, you have v. understanding bosses?

― MarkH (MarkH), Sunday, 16 March 2003 17:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Having just discovered how to show the whole chart, I can now participate in this nonsense! I am currently number 132.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Sunday, 16 March 2003 22:35 (twenty-two years ago)

And 237 on ILM.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Sunday, 16 March 2003 22:38 (twenty-two years ago)

three years pass...

Poor stats cock.

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 7 July 2006 23:23 (nineteen years ago)

six months pass...

Statscock back, it's always the same people at the top.

― Shoes and Shoegazeability (kate), Monday, 22 January 2007 16:30 (nineteen years ago)

110th!

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 22 January 2007 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

Number two on both boards. Figures.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 22 January 2007 18:30 (nineteen years ago)

I've always hated this thread title, it's like, can't I take it in just one hole or the other? No, I have to bend over AND open up for it. This thread is hentai.

― blotter Budweiser Hackeysadk (nickalicious), Monday, 22 January 2007 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

How the hell am I in the 30s already?

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 22 January 2007 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

A brand new year and a bright new start.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 22 January 2007 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

Ned do you regret losing your monolithic 10,000+ post count to the ethers?

― blotter Budweiser Hackeysadk (nickalicious), Monday, 22 January 2007 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

Oh heck no. That's like regretting sold back CDs.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 22 January 2007 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

169 - you'd think I have a life or something.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 22 January 2007 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

britishes be all slacking and reading each others' LJs instead of being part of the community and shit

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Monday, 22 January 2007 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

159 - I feel like I am here much more than that.

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 22 January 2007 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

hey, I be number 12 and have had a week off.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 22 January 2007 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

I'm not even on the list. Not being able to access ilxor at work probably has a little to do with it.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Monday, 22 January 2007 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

BLoody hell I went from nowhere to 34. I'll be back in the top 5 again if I'm not careful. It must be all the ILM rambling I've been doing.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 07:08 (nineteen years ago)

what the bleeding fuck, i'm in the top 100. I'm... oh god no, in the top 50. Eek. I was convinced I wouldn't even appear in the top 200. Yikes.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 07:16 (nineteen years ago)

That list is so confrontational

― StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 08:43 (nineteen years ago)

... it's like seeing your IQ score or something. (not me though - *throws Mensa hand shape*)

― StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 08:44 (nineteen years ago)

i'm #102 on ILE, #32 on noisebrd.

― calling occupants of interplanetary craft services (get bent), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 08:51 (nineteen years ago)

#176 on ILM.

― calling occupants of interplanetary craft services (get bent), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 08:52 (nineteen years ago)

I am top five!!!

― Shoes and Shoegazeability (kate), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 11:32 (nineteen years ago)

Wow, back in the day I was in the top 30, now i'm down with people I've never even seen post before. I better make more of an effort!

― It's a hard world for little things... (papa november), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 11:52 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

God. If you add up my usernames i'm 4th all-time.

― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 13:11 (seventeen years ago)

hello down there

― blueski, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 13:19 (seventeen years ago)

still best thread title ever

― Ste, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 13:21 (seventeen years ago)

The only time I was ever on the stats board was during that story-a-word-at-a-time thing...

― snoball, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 14:33 (seventeen years ago)

If other peeps added up their usernames, you probably wouldn't be 4th, T.

― libcrypt, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 15:46 (seventeen years ago)

too expensive for the server

ha!

― Mark G, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 08:22 (seventeen years ago)

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