Another marjuana thread: How do you smoke your weed?

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I'm done with bongs. Bongs are for turning bad pot into something that'll actually get you high. For good pot, they're a bit of a waste, I think.

I hear the British like to roll it with tobacco, which I guess puts me into their camp. I usually roll my own cigarettes anyway, so it's not much of a stretch to mix a little pot in. Although I hear that nothing gives you lung cancer faster than mixing the two.

What say ILX?

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Monday, 7 February 2005 05:52 (twenty years ago)

At my house, I just roll joints. But I prefer pipes if you have 'em. (I don't.)

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 7 February 2005 05:54 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, but with the stuff I have, a whole joint would put me into a coma.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Monday, 7 February 2005 05:55 (twenty years ago)

pipes. never used anything else.

― Un investigador del siglo XXI (AaronHz), Monday, 7 February 2005 05:58 (twenty years ago)

In college we smoked a gravity bong for about 2 years. That shit will destroy you.

― Dude, are you a 15 year old asian chick? (jingleberries), Monday, 7 February 2005 05:59 (twenty years ago)

how is a bong a waste? wtf? smoking through water is the best. joints waste way more weed.

― charleston charge (chaki), Monday, 7 February 2005 06:00 (twenty years ago)

Bongs are the way to go.

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 7 February 2005 06:01 (twenty years ago)

Bucketys!

― kate/papa november (papa november), Monday, 7 February 2005 06:02 (twenty years ago)

xpost I was thinking that it's a waste because you can't control your intake as precisely. I wouldn't call it a "danger," but there's always the possibility of getting wat higher than you wanted to be, which is way higher than you needed to be, which is a waste.

But yeah, just in terms of the way it burns, a joint is wasteful.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Monday, 7 February 2005 06:02 (twenty years ago)

I'll teach you the proper control technique, Kenan.

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 7 February 2005 06:03 (twenty years ago)

i don't smoke anymore. but when i was a stoner i really only used to experience that 'getting way higher than you want' thing with bucket bongs, the normal ones didn't worry me too much.

― gem (trisk), Monday, 7 February 2005 06:04 (twenty years ago)

i smoke the marijuana like a cigarette

― lemin (lemin), Monday, 7 February 2005 06:04 (twenty years ago)

bongs for me, mainly because I cant roll cigs to save my life.

― Tr4yc3 (trayce), Monday, 7 February 2005 06:07 (twenty years ago)

after going os, i always smoked joints with tobacco in them, it just got to be a habit. but i was in ireland for ages where it was better to smoke joints cos it was mainly hash we were smoking rather than grass.

― gem (trisk), Monday, 7 February 2005 06:09 (twenty years ago)

Smoking teh ganja is what got me hooked on regular smokes :( I always mull with baccy, and so when I ran out one time, I made do. I'm kinda kicking myself about it now.

― Tr4yce (trayce), Monday, 7 February 2005 06:09 (twenty years ago)

i gave up smoking ciggies a while before i gave up pot. only i didn't really give up ciggies see, because there was tobacco in the js. i was just even more stoned than usual as i had to have more joints. eventually i gave up pot too though. now i'm dull :(

― gem (trisk), Monday, 7 February 2005 06:11 (twenty years ago)

xpost Ah ha! See, I hadn't thought of that. So if you mix, marijuana IS a gateway to more dangerous drugs!

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Monday, 7 February 2005 06:12 (twenty years ago)

Right now this little almuminum pipe; I hate it but I'm too lazy to go get anything else. I plan on getting a bong even though in my mind I'm perpetually right on the edge of turning into the kind of guy who never smokes weed (it's not that I want to quit, I just always feel like my connections are just about to dry up for good, and I'm not the sort of person who could ever make new ones). Not to mention my wife doesn't want me to smoke in the house, so I don't know how I'm going to slip a bong past her. Still, this aluminum shit'll kill me.

I've also got this one-hitter set (that I sort've inherited/stole from my mom; I'm sure she wouldn't mind if she knew I had it, her smoking days are past) with a beautiful wood box with mother of pearl inlay and a brass bat rather than aluminum, but I left the bat at a friend's house and won't be able to get it for another week.

You guys are right about the gravity bongs. I don't have a clue why it's the case, but one hit from one of those, even with mediocre weed, has been known to utterly fuck me up.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Monday, 7 February 2005 07:03 (twenty years ago)

Jeez, all that really makes me sound like a pothead. Really I smoke like a quarter of a bowl when I smoke, just a couple hits. I can make a quarter oz last for fucking months.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Monday, 7 February 2005 07:04 (twenty years ago)

You stoner. I judge you!

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Monday, 7 February 2005 07:06 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, I'm the same way. I may never actually finish this bag.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Monday, 7 February 2005 07:07 (twenty years ago)

secretly and in comatose doses

― lucas (lucas), Monday, 7 February 2005 07:09 (twenty years ago)

Some stoner I am, but wtf is a gravity bong?

― Trayc3 (trayce), Monday, 7 February 2005 07:09 (twenty years ago)

haha i didn't know that either trayce. could it be a bucket?

also is it only here (in oz) where people make their own bongs when they don't own one? i don't think i ever bought one, just constructed out of a cone and an oj bottle and bit of hose and blu-tack

― gem (trisk), Monday, 7 February 2005 07:11 (twenty years ago)

could it be a bucket?

it could! Basically, for a gravity bong, you have to have some standing water, like in your kitchen sink, and a bottle or jug or something. Liters of cola work great. You cut the bottom off the bottle, make a little place for a bowl, and use the screw cap as the main opening. You put the half bottle into the water, then screw tha cap on, the load the bowl, and slowly fire it as you raise the otherwise sealed bottle out of the water. The pressure will suck mad amounts of smoke into the bottle. Then unscrew the cap and suck the bottle as you push it back into the water. It gives you a monstrous hit.

I do not necessarily recommend this.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Monday, 7 February 2005 07:16 (twenty years ago)

it IS a bucket!

― gem (trisk), Monday, 7 February 2005 07:17 (twenty years ago)

i think we always called it buckets even if it was in the sink you see

― gem (trisk), Monday, 7 February 2005 07:18 (twenty years ago)

but wtf is a gravity bong?

xxxpost - a homemade gravity b0ng consists of a big bowl of water with a plastic liter soda bottle cut in half floating on top w/ screen or aluminum foil bowl inserted in the top of bottle where the cap goes. light it and then let the huge chamber fill up then inhale, then die mentally...

Pears knows what's up.

― eman (eman), Monday, 7 February 2005 07:22 (twenty years ago)

My life is that much richer. Man Ive been missing out.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 7 February 2005 07:24 (twenty years ago)

the 2nd time i smoked it was a gravity bong, and i ended up puking. very strong hit.

― eman (eman), Monday, 7 February 2005 07:25 (twenty years ago)

when i was a stoner i lived in a share house where we made a practice of having brekky buckets. then i failed my arts degree. aaaaah happy days.

― gem (trisk), Monday, 7 February 2005 07:26 (twenty years ago)

"aluminum foil bowl" - hahahahaha!

― eman (eman), Monday, 7 February 2005 07:30 (twenty years ago)

I was getting all nostalgic for gravity bongs when I realized, duh, that if I wanted to do one right now there's nothing stopping me. I just made one, and now I think I'm going go use it in the bathroom sink.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Monday, 7 February 2005 07:43 (twenty years ago)

It's rather well-constructed too, if I do say so myself.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Monday, 7 February 2005 07:44 (twenty years ago)

congrats dan! job well-done.

― gem (trisk), Monday, 7 February 2005 07:46 (twenty years ago)

post here when you're done.

― eman (eman), Monday, 7 February 2005 07:54 (twenty years ago)

pictures please

― charleston charge (chaki), Monday, 7 February 2005 07:57 (twenty years ago)

http://www.avary.com/rulesofattraction/IMAGES/gravitybong.jpg

― weath'D, Monday, 7 February 2005 07:58 (twenty years ago)

http://www.unsaccodicanapa.com/roorimages/diffusor.jpg
i highly recommend the Roor diffusor

― charleston charge (chaki), Monday, 7 February 2005 08:01 (twenty years ago)

Huh, that's interesting, I'd never heard of diffusors before. I used to have a portable vaporiser about the size of a sharpie marker that was basically a diffusor type thing inside of a glass vial that had a couple of holes in the end. One simply put a bit of weed in the outer vial and warmed it up with a lighter held a couple inches below until it vaporized. No good for using with friends, though, mostly, cause they didn't understand the concept of vaporization and would impatiently hold the lighter right up to the glass until the weed just caught on fire.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Monday, 7 February 2005 08:05 (twenty years ago)

http://img11.photobucket.com/albums/v34/dearhearts/IMG_0454.jpg

― eman (eman), Monday, 7 February 2005 08:18 (twenty years ago)

NKOTB towel!

― eman (eman), Monday, 7 February 2005 08:19 (twenty years ago)

And incidentally, ladies and gentlemen, there are many ways to avoid wastage from joints. The easiest is to not put any of your herb in the last third of the joint - just tobacco. This means that you can stop 2/3ds of the way through and you're all done.

Secondly, you americans don't use roaches - wtf? Honestly, tear of a little bit fo card (taken from your pack of papers works best) and roll it into a litttle tube. Put this on the holding end of the joint. This means your get to smoke AS MUCH AS YOU LIKE without having to stop near the end cos it hurts.

Dear oh dear, you people in the colonies don't have a clue, do you.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Monday, 7 February 2005 08:24 (twenty years ago)

we use bongs

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 7 February 2005 08:29 (twenty years ago)

Secondly, you americans don't use roaches - wtf?

roaches go in bowls, not with some shitty DDT-coated tobacco.

― eman (eman), Monday, 7 February 2005 08:29 (twenty years ago)

The wastage from joints is that they burn even when you're not actively puffing on them, unlike in a bowl, where they don't do that so much.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Monday, 7 February 2005 08:31 (twenty years ago)

you pack personal snapper bowls. no wastage eva.

― charleston charge (chaki), Monday, 7 February 2005 08:34 (twenty years ago)

wtf is a snapper bowl? fish bong?

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 7 February 2005 08:44 (twenty years ago)

If I were to ever smoke weed I would definitely use a "one-hitter"

― Will(iam), Monday, 7 February 2005 08:47 (twenty years ago)

hahaha, fule

― he does guitar with his mouth lmao mint (ex machina), Monday, 7 February 2005 08:51 (twenty years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00032DZAW.01-A3CDPEGSIQM61V.MZZZZZZZ.jpg

― eman (eman), Monday, 7 February 2005 08:58 (twenty years ago)

marijuana destroyed my mind.

― Nic de Teardrop (Nicholas), Monday, 7 February 2005 10:06 (twenty years ago)

That sucks. At least you can still type!

― Un investigador del siglo XXI (AaronHz), Monday, 7 February 2005 10:13 (twenty years ago)

wasn't marijuana a term invented by the FBI / CIA / DEA or similar authoritah, to make people thing it was some nasty Mexcian introduced drug, or is this totally bullshit

― mentalist (mentalist), Monday, 7 February 2005 10:56 (twenty years ago)

Found something on that:

The word hemp (originally spelled henep) has been in the English language for at least 1000 years. Marijuana, on the other hand, is a sneaky way of saying hemp. The word marijuana was introduced in the 1930s by Harry J. Anslinger but in those days he spelled it marihuana. Mr. Anslinger rose through the ranks of the F.B.I. during the first Prohibition Era and when that came to an end (in 1932) he feared that his whole raison d'etre had been removed. He soon ensured his continued employment by whipping up hysteria about hemp which he called marijuana in attempt to associate it with a despised minority (the Mexicans). So, where did Anslinger come up with this word? He took it from Mexican slang but originally it was the name of a brand of cheap Mexican cigarettes which bore a picture of a young girl (Marijuana = "Mary-Jane") on the packet. "Pssst... wanna buy some (nudge, wink) marijuana?"

If one wishes to side-step this whole issue of whether to call it hemp or marijuana, one could use the botanical name: Cannabis. This is the Latin word and it is thought to have derived from the same non-Indo-European source (perhaps Phoenician) as henep and hemp. Our words canvas and canvass both come from Latin cannabis.

― Un investigador del siglo XXI (AaronHz), Monday, 7 February 2005 11:07 (twenty years ago)

I personally am quite fond of teh vaporizer, but then guests are always like 'wtf this won't get me high', so I'm generally required by the bi-laws of good hostmanship to provide guests with a more familiar vessel - ie pack of rizlas, wee little gurgling ceramic dragon bong, etc.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 7 February 2005 14:02 (twenty years ago)

joints, pretty much always.

when I was younger and smoked more we'd do waterfalls and the infamous yoghurts and stuff, I dunno, now I just couldn't be bothered.

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 7 February 2005 14:07 (twenty years ago)

I don't really smoke much anymore.

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 7 February 2005 14:08 (twenty years ago)

What's a vaporizer? Or rather how does it work?

(I let my husband roll joints. :-) )

― stevie nixed (stevie nixed), Monday, 7 February 2005 14:11 (twenty years ago)

secretly and sparingly, with a one-hit "cigarette" pipe.

― lovebug starski (lovebug starski), Monday, 7 February 2005 14:13 (twenty years ago)

vaporizers all the way.

http://www.lightwell.net

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 7 February 2005 14:15 (twenty years ago)

the other day somebody reminded me of my love of 'hotknifes' when i was younger. maybe thats why my brain is now like swiss cheese.

― zappi (joni), Monday, 7 February 2005 14:31 (twenty years ago)

i never mix with tobacco

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Monday, 7 February 2005 14:43 (twenty years ago)

It took me long enough to quit cigarettes so I avoid the tobacco in splifs whenever possible.
Joints are normally for the weekend anyhow. Usually I just use my bong.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 7 February 2005 15:14 (twenty years ago)

I am saddened that no one has said "with mesquite, duh".

― The Ghost of dp (Dan Perry), Monday, 7 February 2005 15:51 (twenty years ago)

Has anyone ever used a chillen? I think thats what you call them. Its basically this glass bowl that you have to wrap your hands around to create a seal. It fucking sucks because a. it makes your hands smell like asshole b. its difficult and c. it lends to getting dropped by absent minded stoners.

― Dude, are you a 15 year old asian chick? (jingleberries), Monday, 7 February 2005 18:34 (twenty years ago)

I believe the name for that device is chillum. I have one. If memory/sources are correct, it originated in Africa as a ritualistic pipe, and it's style is as such because, to smoke from it, one must tilt their head back and thus look upon the heavens.

I like my chillum because nobody knows how to use it, hence it gets passed around but I'm the only one who gets any good hits HA HA.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 7 February 2005 18:38 (twenty years ago)

I have a bong my exgf gave me for my birthday a couple of years ago.
I also have a bowl I bought myself for my last birthday; it is glass and blue, black and yellow striped in a spiral pattern around the stem. The bowl has a large blue bead on the end and smaller ones around the rim.

I used to have a wooden bowl which was, in fact, two pieces of wood joined with rubber bands such that it could fold. This was convenient because you could pack it at home, fold it up and take it with you in your pocket. For shows and such. I gave this bowl to JW and then he got it confiscated by university of rochester security.

― Ian John50n (orion), Monday, 7 February 2005 23:33 (twenty years ago)

Rastafarians are big fans of chillums. Just sayin'

There is a perfect piece for every situation.

Alone? Good weed? Use a small "one-y".

With a friend? Use a little bowl or a "spoon"

Got the whole fucking posse harshing on your stash? A joint for sure, but please use schwag. Rolling a good joint with sticky shit is hard for one, and a waste for two.

Burnout college communications major whose wardrobe consists of sweatpants and hawaiian shirts? Bong, nothing but bong.

And remember, bubblers are the gentlemen's weed implement.

― matttt (chachee), Monday, 7 February 2005 23:34 (twenty years ago)

gentlemen don't smoke weed; they smoke opium.

― Ian John50n (orion), Monday, 7 February 2005 23:40 (twenty years ago)

damn, nickalicious is Stoner Supreme.

If I found good weed connections again, I'd buy a vaporizer. I don't like joints and gave away my glass bong, so all I have left is a little pipe that looks like a Magic Marker.

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 00:41 (twenty years ago)

At Glade I got to playing Go against these total pot buffs who were all "and THIS is paraguyan dancing honey weed, help yourself help yourself! Only one plant exists, growing in my own ear". Except I didn't actually know how to roll so I just sat there terrified.

I'm pretty sure I've never actually smoked more than 0.5 spliffs at once, actually. I'm not really a downers person, I guess. Maybe I need more BOREDOMS.

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 01:04 (twenty years ago)

but it's not really a downer, more of a mild hallucinogen.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 01:11 (twenty years ago)

anti-depressant, tv-interesting-maker

be prepared to have a sudden penchant for mogwai

― matttt (chachee), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 01:44 (twenty years ago)

I believe the name for that device is chillum. I have one. If memory/sources are correct, it originated in Africa as a ritualistic pipe, and it's style is as such because, to smoke from it, one must tilt their head back and thus look upon the heavens.

I thought it was just so burning hot ash would travel more quickly and efficiently to the back of your throat! I have never mastered these pipes ...

― fields of salmon (fieldsofsalmon), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 19:51 (twenty years ago)

I have a conventional tobacco pipe that I use on the rare occasions that I smoke cannabis. I once smoked out my mom and her boyfriend with an apple pipe in Tahoe when we didn't have any papers. Their minds were blown twice. Then I ate the apple.

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 19:58 (twenty years ago)

Glass batty or teh bong.

― Trip Maker (Sean Witzman), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 20:00 (twenty years ago)

I USUALLY START BY PUTTING ON MY COAT AND WALKING OVER TO CUTTY'S HOUSE.

THEN VAPORIZE. BONGS ARE FOR COLLEGE STUDENTS.

― A sprawling collection of raw instrumental rock (ddb), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 20:18 (twenty years ago)

So is pot snobbery.

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 20:25 (twenty years ago)

NO, SNOBBERY IS FOR GRAD STUDENTS.

― A sprawling collection of raw instrumental rock (ddb), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 20:40 (twenty years ago)

Hahahaha.

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 20:48 (twenty years ago)

http://www.mapinc.org/drugnews/v00/n446/a10.html

Perhaps I was wrong.

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 20:51 (twenty years ago)

use a lighter and any of the mentioned devices. glass chillum was once a favorite. my friends used to carve bwls out of apples every day after breakfast. fucking hippies.

i also keep my weed in an airtight container with a bit of fresh fruit for long lasting flavor sensations.

― come on sock it to me, Tuesday, 8 February 2005 23:03 (twenty years ago)

The portable vaporizer I had was very much like this one but not quite as cool. I want the one I linked to, but I'm not sure if I can order such a thing from Canada.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 23:20 (twenty years ago)

Without getting in trouble, that is; I have nothing against canada.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 23:21 (twenty years ago)

that shit isn't precise enough. check the one i linked to.

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 23:28 (twenty years ago)

You're probably right, and that one you linked to is beautiful, but I can't spend that much on a vaporizer, it's more than I spend on pot in a year!

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 23:51 (twenty years ago)

if you really want your jaw to drop, check this one out:

http://www.flashevap.com

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 00:41 (twenty years ago)

ihttp://www.flashevap.com/pneuma.htm

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 00:41 (twenty years ago)

OOPS I MEAN THIS:

http://www.flashevap.com/pneuma.jpg

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 00:42 (twenty years ago)

THIS IS HOW I ROLL GENTLEMEN.

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 00:42 (twenty years ago)

that is a nice calculator...

― Ian John50n (orion), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 00:43 (twenty years ago)

So... it's a vaporiser with a built-in flashlight?

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 00:44 (twenty years ago)

lol

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 00:44 (twenty years ago)

whatever. pedants.

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 00:47 (twenty years ago)

keep "smoking" your weed, PHILISTINES!

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 00:47 (twenty years ago)

I haven't been able to afford weed in WEEKS, truth be told.

― Ian John50n (orion), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 00:51 (twenty years ago)

http://www.unitedmaskandparty.com/Halloween/images/corn_cob_pipe.JPG

― eman (eman), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 01:15 (twenty years ago)

gross.

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 01:19 (twenty years ago)

authentic

― eman (eman), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 01:30 (twenty years ago)

yeah, if you want to be associated with the guy on the wrapper.

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 01:31 (twenty years ago)

real authentic though.

― eman (eman), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 01:39 (twenty years ago)

cutty hates hicks.

― Ian John50n (orion), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 01:53 (twenty years ago)

the soda can is probably the lowest form of pipery, lower than the cob. with the apple in between.

― eman (eman), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 01:54 (twenty years ago)

soda cans are easier and more efficient than making a bowl out of tin foil, i'd say.

― Ian John50n (orion), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 02:32 (twenty years ago)

smoking out of aluminum = hello alzheimer's!

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 02:59 (twenty years ago)

right but smoking weed = goodbye memory! anyways

― eman (eman), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 03:07 (twenty years ago)

yeah but at least i can still remember where i live, and what my name is.

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 03:10 (twenty years ago)

Joints or blunts. Pipes are tolerable. Wide-mouthed bongs I've outgrown bcz people are fucking dirty and I'm prone to perioral dermatitis from sucking some communal spitcollector and it just feels so ganky. But hey, at least these days I'm free and clear enough of mind and confidence to even be smoking weed again!

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 03:56 (twenty years ago)

But hey, at least these days I'm free and clear enough of mind and confidence to even be smoking weed again!

That's funny... I'm the same way. For a few years there I would get intensely paranoid/self-aware/horrified at myself everytime I smoked pot, but not for no reason. I was a loser shitbag fuckup and I knew it, and pot just reminded me in a way that alcohol most certainly did not.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 04:00 (twenty years ago)

i mainly administer pot by enema

― forbidden or obsolete (24 hour troubleshooter), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 13:06 (twenty years ago)

WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE WEED RECIPES?

― Ian John50n (orion), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 16:40 (twenty years ago)

Ha ha, know those little cake mix in a box things for kids to make up? Add an egg and water, bake for a wee while, bobs your uncle many cakes?

I bought the Tom and Jerry one once, many years ago. My friend and I crumbled in a shit load of hash and then popped them in the oven. I (irresposibly) let my pooch Sam lick the bowl, not realising the potency of the mixture, jeez there was only a little scraping in the bowl.

About an hour later I clipped him onto his lead and took him out to meet my then boyfriend off the bus. "What the fuck is wrong with the dog?" he exclaimed. Sam was standing with his head slung low like a skulking hyena, moving it from side to side. His mouth was open and his eyes had this stoned but, dare I say it, sexy look about them. He looked like a slightly pissed canasova about to make a move.

The only move he was capable of making though was a four-legged stagger, we scooped him up and took him home. He made several visits to his food bowl that evening, vomited only once and slept like a baby. Although I still feel kinda guilty about it I like to think he enjoyed the experience.

― Rumpington Lane, Wednesday, 9 February 2005 18:11 (twenty years ago)

seven years pass...

Any of you guys/gals using a Da Buddha vaporizer? I just got one and it's awesome, but I have a question. Anyone?

― Iago Galdston, Monday, 13 February 2012 22:32 (thirteen years ago)

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