― peter smith (plsmith), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 17:18 (twenty years ago)
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 17:21 (twenty years ago)
― C-Man (C-Man), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 17:24 (twenty years ago)
― he does guitar with his mouth lmao mint (ex machina), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 17:24 (twenty years ago)
― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 17:25 (twenty years ago)
― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 17:26 (twenty years ago)
― Michael Philip Philip Philip Philip Annoyman v1.0 (Ferg), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 17:28 (twenty years ago)
― stockholm cindy's secret childhood (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 17:30 (twenty years ago)
DUD
― Zack Richardson (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 17:32 (twenty years ago)
― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 17:32 (twenty years ago)
― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 17:33 (twenty years ago)
DUD.
― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 17:33 (twenty years ago)
― beanz (beanz), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 17:34 (twenty years ago)
― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 17:34 (twenty years ago)
― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 17:34 (twenty years ago)
her single.
― stockholm cindy's secret childhood (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 17:35 (twenty years ago)
OK, Screwed is kinda catchy...
― Tantrum (Tantrum The Cat), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 17:36 (twenty years ago)
― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 17:37 (twenty years ago)
― Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 17:37 (twenty years ago)
― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 17:38 (twenty years ago)
― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 17:39 (twenty years ago)
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 17:42 (twenty years ago)
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 17:43 (twenty years ago)
― f--gg (gcannon), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 17:46 (twenty years ago)
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 18:00 (twenty years ago)
― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 18:02 (twenty years ago)
― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 18:02 (twenty years ago)
― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 18:03 (twenty years ago)
― C-Man (C-Man), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 18:05 (twenty years ago)
― Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 18:06 (twenty years ago)
― Holly (an appletross), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 18:07 (twenty years ago)
Good grief, you are absolutely correct!
― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 18:09 (twenty years ago)
― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 18:10 (twenty years ago)
― peter smith (plsmith), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 18:19 (twenty years ago)
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 18:20 (twenty years ago)
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 18:24 (twenty years ago)
― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 18:27 (twenty years ago)
― peter smith (plsmith), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 18:27 (twenty years ago)
um. ok. maybe i should personally address those feelings.
― peter smith (plsmith), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 18:29 (twenty years ago)
― Maria D. (Maria D.), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 18:55 (twenty years ago)
― Maria D. (Maria D.), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 18:56 (twenty years ago)
― peter smith (plsmith), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 18:56 (twenty years ago)
dud.
― Remy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 18:58 (twenty years ago)
― Kingfish MuffMiner 2049er (Kingfish), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 19:05 (twenty years ago)
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 19:13 (twenty years ago)
― Kingfish MuffMiner 2049er (Kingfish), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 19:15 (twenty years ago)
xpst
― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 19:17 (twenty years ago)
― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 19:20 (twenty years ago)
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 19:24 (twenty years ago)
― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 19:25 (twenty years ago)
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 19:28 (twenty years ago)
― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 19:29 (twenty years ago)
― Dan M. (OutDatWay), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 19:31 (twenty years ago)
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 19:31 (twenty years ago)
― filling in for Spencer (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 19:33 (twenty years ago)
― not doing a very good job of filling in for Spencer (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 19:33 (twenty years ago)
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 19:34 (twenty years ago)
― nickalicious must learn to read BEFORE he posts one of these days (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 19:35 (twenty years ago)
― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 19:36 (twenty years ago)
Paris Hilton: I used to hate her passionately, but then I realized how silly it was to hate someone I'd never met. Plus, I read this surprisingly interesting profile of her back in the day, and she came off pretty mellow. I believe the author actually used the word "asexual" to characterize her behavior. She is also apparently a big pothead, which is a point in her favor.
But she fucked Shannen Doherty's sloppy seconds, so: DUD.
― sugarpants (sugarpants), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 19:36 (twenty years ago)
anyhow, i like paris hilton. she funny!
― phil-two (phil-two), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 19:44 (twenty years ago)
http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/images/812/812_image_17.jpg
― Kingfish MuffMiner 2049er (Kingfish), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 19:45 (twenty years ago)
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 19:50 (twenty years ago)
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 19:51 (twenty years ago)
― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 19:53 (twenty years ago)
― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 20:17 (twenty years ago)
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 20:19 (twenty years ago)
― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 20:21 (twenty years ago)
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 20:21 (twenty years ago)
― peter smith (plsmith), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 20:31 (twenty years ago)
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 20:39 (twenty years ago)
Coulda been a classic, perhaps.
― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 20:39 (twenty years ago)
― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 20:41 (twenty years ago)
― e--- s-------- and don't i know it, Tuesday, 8 February 2005 20:45 (twenty years ago)
― kyle (akmonday), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 20:48 (twenty years ago)
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 20:49 (twenty years ago)
― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 20:53 (twenty years ago)
one of the few times being a young black male makes things *simpler*, I'm just gonna enjoy it.
― tremendoid (tremendoid), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 20:53 (twenty years ago)
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 20:55 (twenty years ago)
― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 21:00 (twenty years ago)
― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 21:04 (twenty years ago)
xpost ahem
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 21:04 (twenty years ago)
i guess when i saw the query, i *totally* had to read it, as it was about paris hilton, which should = classic. maybe the phenomenon of paris hilton = classic, for its full entertainment value, but i'll still, er, fret, about saying that she herself is classic, or about saying that this impulse in me (or us?) is classic, when i somewhat suspect that we're all doomed.
plus, nabisco, writing all this about paris hilton is totally fun.
― erin schanning and don't i know it, Tuesday, 8 February 2005 21:05 (twenty years ago)
(Tracer, it's n!tsuh @ gmail! Will mail you too.)
― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 21:06 (twenty years ago)
― peter smith (plsmith), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 21:08 (twenty years ago)
― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 21:11 (twenty years ago)
― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 21:16 (twenty years ago)
― peter smith (plsmith), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 21:18 (twenty years ago)
― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 21:19 (twenty years ago)
― peter smith (plsmith), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 21:22 (twenty years ago)
― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 21:36 (twenty years ago)
― fortunate hazel (f. hazel), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 21:37 (twenty years ago)
― peter smith (plsmith), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 21:38 (twenty years ago)
― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 21:42 (twenty years ago)
― peter smith (plsmith), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 21:44 (twenty years ago)
― charleston charge (chaki), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 21:49 (twenty years ago)
― undead in the hague, Tuesday, 8 February 2005 21:53 (twenty years ago)
― peter smith (plsmith), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 22:01 (twenty years ago)
― Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 22:13 (twenty years ago)
Her show was pretty good, for at least a few months.
WTF people?
― Allyzay, Tuesday, 8 February 2005 22:14 (twenty years ago)
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 22:16 (twenty years ago)
― Allyzay, Tuesday, 8 February 2005 22:18 (twenty years ago)
― peter smith (plsmith), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 22:20 (twenty years ago)
― undead in the hague, Tuesday, 8 February 2005 22:23 (twenty years ago)
― Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 22:24 (twenty years ago)
I would do it with Paris Hilton.
― Allyzay, Tuesday, 8 February 2005 22:25 (twenty years ago)
― Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 22:28 (twenty years ago)
She was a lot prettier before all the weird plastic surgery on her face.
― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 22:29 (twenty years ago)
― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 22:30 (twenty years ago)
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 22:32 (twenty years ago)
― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 22:35 (twenty years ago)
― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 22:35 (twenty years ago)
― Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 22:44 (twenty years ago)
― Dude, are you a 15 year old asian chick? (jingleberries), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 23:17 (twenty years ago)
― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 01:31 (twenty years ago)
― mouse (mouse), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 02:10 (twenty years ago)
1. Didn't she, like, publicize her reality show with a home porn vid released to the internet? If so, dud.
2. She's supposedly fabulously wealthy, yet dressses & acts like a total hillbilly. Again, dud . Oh for the days when the upper classes set a tasteful example for the peasants to aspire to.
3. She seems nice enough, is kinda cute & kinda funny. Not dud.
― briania (briania), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 02:18 (twenty years ago)
― sundar subramanian (sundar), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 02:19 (twenty years ago)
doesn't anyone care about this?!??!
― scout (scout), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 02:20 (twenty years ago)
xpost yeah thats what i said!
― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 02:21 (twenty years ago)
xxxpost
― tremendoid (tremendoid), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 02:21 (twenty years ago)
If only because I've seen the kind of creepy douchebags on ILX who run her down and call her an "insect" or whatever. Woman-hating creeps. She is attractive. She is getting paid. Good for her. I do think it is funny that she was dating Urlacher for a while. What a meeting of the minds. Oh to be a fly on the wall and listen to some of those conversations....
― Stormy Davis (diamond), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 05:19 (twenty years ago)
the whole "curves are in" thing isn't really valid. it's a slogan thrown around when someone is slender yet not flat-chested (gisele, elizabeth hurley, etc).
anyway, i agree with lara. nicole ritchie seems totally batshit on another planet nuts, in a way that's more joyful than ms. hilton.
― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 11:59 (twenty years ago)
― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 12:05 (twenty years ago)
Also when she was on the Gold Coast (in Australia) last year making a movie a little girl wrote and invited her to come to her Paris Hilton-themed birthday party and Paris showed up for it. I thought that was very sweet of her-all the little girls were over the moon.
I became sympathetic towards her after I became tired of listening to sexist asshole pornoisseurs critiquing her performance.
― estela (estela), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 12:44 (twenty years ago)
― cleveland marriot (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 13:38 (twenty years ago)
― lucifer, Wednesday, 9 February 2005 13:43 (twenty years ago)
― o. nate (onate), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 13:47 (twenty years ago)
― o. nate (onate), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 13:49 (twenty years ago)
― Monday At Bernie's (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 14:03 (twenty years ago)
― BUTTDOZER, Wednesday, 9 February 2005 14:08 (twenty years ago)
― Dadrockismus (Dada), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 14:10 (twenty years ago)
You obv haven't checked LimeLight.org for a while. She's much too skinny, look how her shoulder bones (?) stick out. There was an article/interview/whatever which focused on her obsessive way of dieting and overfeeding her pets. Whatever, I think she's just plain boring, empty and extremely unattractive. It's close to necrophilia if you fuck Paris: there's nothing *there*. On top of that, who hasn't been up/under/behind Paris? That said, the amateur sex video was *hawt* as hell, I loved watching her doe-eyed expression, the sex was average. Rick however was fucking the camera, not her. Her whole schtick - I have money - is also pretty silly. I was astounded to see how many teenage girls look up to her: a vapid Barbie styled skeleton with a sidekick in one hand and a complete turd (Rick S? that MTVJock/Porn guy? EW!) in another hand. Did you guys/girls see that picture of her walking on the street with her boob sticking out. Nicky Hilton isn't much better. B-list celebs at best.
― stevie nixed (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 14:18 (twenty years ago)
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 14:42 (twenty years ago)
― Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 16:27 (twenty years ago)
― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 16:52 (twenty years ago)
― Kingfish MuffMiner 2049er (Kingfish), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 17:00 (twenty years ago)
I understand what you're saying, but I'm not sure how that contradicts my main point. I think people are slightly more cautious about saying a woman has no boobs (vs. "no ass"), but it's still a fuller figure means more "real" equation.
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 18:06 (twenty years ago)
― that's hot, Wednesday, 9 February 2005 18:18 (twenty years ago)
Also, people do still criticize women for not having boobs!
Finally, your main point is invalid because when they pick "full-figured" sex symbols, they pick people like J.Lo and Beyonce, neither of which could possibly be bigger than an 8. (Kate Winslet and Drew Barrymore are other good examples of this phenomenon of "sexy women in Hollywood who are full-figured are at least four sizes smaller than the national average".)
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 18:24 (twenty years ago)
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 18:29 (twenty years ago)
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 18:35 (twenty years ago)
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 18:39 (twenty years ago)
― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 18:43 (twenty years ago)
― Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 18:45 (twenty years ago)
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 18:46 (twenty years ago)
― adez, Wednesday, 9 February 2005 18:46 (twenty years ago)
― peter smith (plsmith), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 18:47 (twenty years ago)
Yeah, I love how when Britney Spears was getting raked over in the press for letting herself go by being chubby and full-figured, my ex (who is pretty skinny herself) had backstage passes and took her little sister to the show. After the show my ex was standing next to Britney pretty close up and said she was absolutely tiny.
― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 18:48 (twenty years ago)
― Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 18:53 (twenty years ago)
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 18:54 (twenty years ago)
― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 18:58 (twenty years ago)
― Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 19:00 (twenty years ago)
Slagging women off for being too skinny when they're clearly fine is as ridiculous as slagging women off for being too fat when they're nothing of the sort. And I find it disturbing that anyone could actually loathe her, wtf? And that she's labelled as this super-dirrty slut (which by the people doing the labelling tends to be a negative) because of the sex video.
in other words, Spencer otm.
― The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 19:00 (twenty years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 19:01 (twenty years ago)
― The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 19:01 (twenty years ago)
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 19:07 (twenty years ago)
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 19:10 (twenty years ago)
?
― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 19:13 (twenty years ago)
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 19:14 (twenty years ago)
― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 19:15 (twenty years ago)
role model, as in hanging around all day doing nothing but getting mad money = the way forward!
(I am aware that one has to be an heiress to do this, yes. it was kind of tongue-in-cheek.)
― The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 19:20 (twenty years ago)
Hence my comment about my feelings being irrational; if it was well-documented there wouldn't be any caveats on my part.
Dan, I couldn't open your link above. Can you paste any of it here?
In response to I believe the second sex tape:
Today in the "news" it was said that in the video two black guys approach her and ask her to model their clothes , she was nice to them and said no thanks ,,when they left she turned around and said to her friend "stupid niggers" she was not going to model for them lol
Completely unsubstantiated but with an alleged source (a 12-hour long sex and drug bonanza). My big issue is that I can very easily see her saying this and I don't really like her anyway. (Please let's not use the stupid "but she's friends with Nicole Ritchie" argument because I can tell you from personal experience that it is not only possible but probable for black people to discover their white friends are racists who don't see why that should impinge upon the friendship with said black person who isn't like those niggers.)
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 19:23 (twenty years ago)
― adez, Wednesday, 9 February 2005 19:24 (twenty years ago)
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 19:26 (twenty years ago)
― langsty, Wednesday, 9 February 2005 19:27 (twenty years ago)
Paris did look outstanding in that Guess? ad she did and in "Zoolander". (but yeah, I get gigantic Gavin VICE vibes from her, only with buckets of money attached)
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 19:28 (twenty years ago)
― AIDSrian, Wednesday, 9 February 2005 19:29 (twenty years ago)
Whether or not her saying it is plausible, I'd say that people making up this story is equally plausible given that she is the object of so much irrational hatred.
― The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 19:29 (twenty years ago)
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 19:29 (twenty years ago)
― :'(, Wednesday, 9 February 2005 19:33 (twenty years ago)
i think Paris would be a superb fag hag.
― The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 19:38 (twenty years ago)
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 19:45 (twenty years ago)
― Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 19:46 (twenty years ago)
― Allyzay, Wednesday, 9 February 2005 19:53 (twenty years ago)
http://www.anecdotage.com/index.php?aid=6487
In August 2002, Paris Hilton crashed Siouxsie Sioux's private after-party in Los Angeles. "Paris sauntered straight over to Siouxsie's table, plopped herself down and proceeded to make a call on her cellphone. Siouxsie's guests held their tongues but the guest of honor wasn't about to be dissed by a 20-year-old socialite, so she told Paris, 'You are being rude and ruining my party. Take that incessant vapid conversation away from here.'"
Beautiful. :-)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 19:54 (twenty years ago)
― Kingfish MuffMiner 2049er (Kingfish), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 19:58 (twenty years ago)
― Ian John50n (orion), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 20:01 (twenty years ago)
― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 20:05 (twenty years ago)
― Who did release magic family out from the base of $499 (deangulberry), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 20:36 (twenty years ago)
A sorry tale ofHilton's latest tape
'DUMB' AND DUMBER? A newly surfaced Paris Hilton video reportedly includes an ugly racial remark. Paris Hilton has two faces - and one of them is very, very ugly.
In a recently surfaced 12-hour videotape, Hilton is shown in a rather disturbing scene with two African-American men who ask her if she would model their fashion line.
Hilton, standing with pal Brandon Davis, is polite to the men, but calls them "dumb n--s" after they leave, according to British reporter Carole Aye Maung, who reviewed the tape.
"Two ... guys begin talking to her," Maung told us. "She's being very, very sweet to them. [But] she definitely uses the N-word. It's so cruel, because they were so lovely, and she was being so lovely to them."
Hilton's reps refused to comment when asked about this specific incident on the tape, first uncovered by Star magazine.
According to Maung, the marathon recording includes footage of Hilton "making love" with Nick Carter in the back of a car, greeting one-time boyfriend Jason Shaw in the nude and rolling a "cigarette."
She jokes: "It'll be Paris Hilton Two: How to roll a joint."
It's doubtful she's laughing today.
― tremendoid (tremendoid), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 20:43 (twenty years ago)
― tremendoid (tremendoid), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 20:46 (twenty years ago)
Paris Hilton has been branded a racist by her former friend. Brandon Davis, who fell out with Paris earlier this year, claims the hotel heiress regularly refers to black people as "ni****s" and is forever using racial slurs against other ethnic minorities.
Davis, who dates 'The O.C.' star Mischa Barton, is quoted by America's National Enquirer magazine as saying: "She was forever using the 'N-word.'
I told her not to use it. It was offensive. But she just laughed. She is a racist, plus an idiot. Every black person she referred to was a 'ni****'. " Davis said he ended his friendship with the reality TV star because of her attitude.
He added: "She uses the word all the time, and I've known her all of her life. It's 'ni**** this' and 'ni**** that.' She's a disgrace. She is a racist!
"She puts down Jews and other minorities, too. And I'm Jewish. I found it depressing. I finally had enough of her attitude six months ago, and I finished with her.
I don't want anything to do with her. I don't need anything from her. She is no longer my friend. She's just not a nice person."
It was recently reported that Paris used racial slurs in a new 12-hour videotape, in which she stars, by allegedly calling two black men "dumb ni****s".
However, although she has not denied using the word, she did issue a statement saying: "Anyone who knows me knows that this is not me.
I love everybody and am not a person who discriminates against anyone - ever."
― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 20:52 (twenty years ago)
I do!
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 21:23 (twenty years ago)
― Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 21:27 (twenty years ago)
Star? I thought we were talking about PH. ;-)
Siouxsie roolz btw.
― stevie nixed (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 21:46 (twenty years ago)
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 21:46 (twenty years ago)
― Masked Gazza, Wednesday, 9 February 2005 21:49 (twenty years ago)
― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 22:02 (twenty years ago)
― Who did release magic family out from the base of $499 (deangulberry), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 22:28 (twenty years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 22:32 (twenty years ago)
― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 22:34 (twenty years ago)
t/s: tripped on a nearby table vs. sat down at Siouxie's table
Although it makes a better story in your version. The point is that we hate Paris and cannot stop telling everyone.
― Who did release magic family out from the base of $499 (deangulberry), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 22:50 (twenty years ago)
― Alienus Quam Reproba (blueski), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 22:54 (twenty years ago)
I thought you loved Paris in the springtime.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 22:55 (twenty years ago)
― Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Thursday, 10 February 2005 08:25 (twenty years ago)
― peter smith (plsmith), Thursday, 10 February 2005 14:59 (twenty years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 10 February 2005 15:14 (twenty years ago)
― Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Thursday, 10 February 2005 15:18 (twenty years ago)
Bingo!
― Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Thursday, 10 February 2005 15:58 (twenty years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 10 February 2005 16:03 (twenty years ago)
― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 10 February 2005 16:06 (twenty years ago)
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 10 February 2005 16:16 (twenty years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 10 February 2005 16:18 (twenty years ago)
That open bar was really well stocked. My friends were getting a lot of great stuff, I was sticking to apple martinis. I almost got some Alizay, but I opted to stick to the one drink.
― Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Thursday, 10 February 2005 16:22 (twenty years ago)
Jess would have been so proud; it's like he never left
― Kingfish MuffMiner 2049er (Kingfish), Friday, 11 February 2005 01:17 (twenty years ago)
sounds like you were talking to Ryan Adams, too.
― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 11 February 2005 03:42 (twenty years ago)
― Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Friday, 11 February 2005 03:59 (twenty years ago)
― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 11 February 2005 04:05 (twenty years ago)
― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 11 February 2005 12:27 (twenty years ago)
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 11 February 2005 16:46 (twenty years ago)
― nabiscothingy (nory), Friday, 11 February 2005 17:09 (twenty years ago)
― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 11 February 2005 18:37 (twenty years ago)
― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 11 February 2005 18:38 (twenty years ago)
For the record endless racism against everyone but Lionel Richie seems to fit pretty neatly with Paris's whole schtick and position in life, which of course ruins all enjoyment of everything. If she were a fictional character, it would be the crowning touch of greatness, but of course she exists (?) and so I suppose I'll have to revise my opinion dudward.
I also can't believe Stevie just told me I obviously haven't checked LimeLight.org for a while: what the hell, am I supposed to? Is it like the New York Times of whether people are too skinny or not? I've never looked, but if it's some website where I can keep track of celebrities' weight, I think I'll have to avoid it.
― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 11 February 2005 18:42 (twenty years ago)
― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 11 February 2005 18:44 (twenty years ago)
"I wouldn't do it with Scarlett Johannson.
I would do it with Paris Hilton."
dont hate PH, but she seems kinda dumb
― ambrose (ambrose), Friday, 11 February 2005 19:33 (twenty years ago)
MISSISSIPPI GIRL, and don't you forget it beebio.
― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 11 February 2005 20:49 (twenty years ago)
― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 11 February 2005 20:51 (twenty years ago)
― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 11 February 2005 20:52 (twenty years ago)
― Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Friday, 11 February 2005 21:57 (twenty years ago)
― Aaron A., Saturday, 12 February 2005 05:05 (twenty years ago)
whoopsie daisy
― as we proceed!! (PUNXSUTAWNEY PENIS), Sunday, 20 February 2005 21:51 (twenty years ago)
― cozen (Cozen), Monday, 21 February 2005 12:13 (twenty years ago)
― cozen (Cozen), Monday, 21 February 2005 12:14 (twenty years ago)
yesterday they were frothing like mad rabbits on limelight.org calling all the numbers. i think you can hear bijou phillips' phone message on goldenfiddle.com. also the one girl she's *close* with on the pix is a mtv vj
i wonder if the dot be is a belgian website. hmm.
― stevie nixed (stevie nixed), Monday, 21 February 2005 12:21 (twenty years ago)
― LeCoq (LeCoq), Monday, 21 February 2005 12:31 (twenty years ago)
― ken c (ken c), Monday, 21 February 2005 12:32 (twenty years ago)
― lauren (laurenp), Monday, 21 February 2005 13:10 (twenty years ago)
― sugarpants (sugarpants), Monday, 21 February 2005 14:38 (twenty years ago)
― ken c (ken c), Monday, 21 February 2005 15:09 (twenty years ago)
― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Monday, 21 February 2005 18:59 (twenty years ago)
― lurk@lurk.com, Monday, 21 February 2005 20:01 (twenty years ago)
― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Monday, 21 February 2005 21:46 (twenty years ago)
― Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Monday, 21 February 2005 21:48 (twenty years ago)
― sugarpants (sugarpants), Monday, 21 February 2005 22:00 (twenty years ago)
― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 21 February 2005 22:14 (twenty years ago)
― nabiscothingy, Monday, 21 February 2005 22:38 (twenty years ago)
Leon's obsession with the chocolate starfish revealed!
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 21 February 2005 22:40 (twenty years ago)
― Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 04:58 (twenty years ago)
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 05:08 (twenty years ago)
― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 05:08 (twenty years ago)
― donut debonair (donut), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 05:23 (twenty years ago)
― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 09:36 (twenty years ago)
― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Thursday, 5 May 2005 22:49 (twenty years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 5 May 2005 22:51 (twenty years ago)
― a banana (alanbanana), Thursday, 5 May 2005 23:17 (twenty years ago)
― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Thursday, 5 May 2005 23:20 (twenty years ago)
― A homunculus of Darby Crash, .... created for the purposes of *EVIL* (ex machina, Thursday, 5 May 2005 23:21 (twenty years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 5 May 2005 23:22 (twenty years ago)
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 5 May 2005 23:25 (twenty years ago)
I love Secret but I'm amused at how they transferred an imaginative but ultimately scientific book -- there's no magical powers or any of that, and the big battle between good and 'bad' rats happens in flashback, etc. -- into, indeed, a more fantasy-style adventure. But it still works, in its own way, and while Bluth wasn't a genius per se he at least created one big splashy Disney-derived epic that wasn't a musical as such, with many striking moments (John Carradine's owl was pretty badass).
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 5 May 2005 23:29 (twenty years ago)
― latebloomer: But when the monkey die, people gonna cry. (latebloomer), Thursday, 5 May 2005 23:29 (twenty years ago)
― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 5 May 2005 23:30 (twenty years ago)
― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 5 May 2005 23:30 (twenty years ago)
― A homunculus of Darby Crash, .... created for the purposes of *EVIL* (ex machina, Thursday, 5 May 2005 23:33 (twenty years ago)
― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 5 May 2005 23:47 (twenty years ago)
Not about the NIMH thing though.
― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Friday, 6 May 2005 00:39 (twenty years ago)
― Cunga (Cunga), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 16:29 (nineteen years ago)
― sunny successor (katharine), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 16:34 (nineteen years ago)
― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Thursday, 23 March 2006 12:36 (nineteen years ago)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvOd73FHI80
I'm starting to feel like Boss Hogg trying to nail the Duke Boys, except Boss Hogg is svelte and full of goodness and light.
― tremendoid (tremendoid), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:09 (eighteen years ago)
― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:16 (eighteen years ago)
― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:16 (eighteen years ago)
― The Brainwasher (Twilight), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:17 (eighteen years ago)
― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:17 (eighteen years ago)
― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:19 (eighteen years ago)
― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:23 (eighteen years ago)
― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:30 (eighteen years ago)
― sunny successor agrees: gay dad always trumps slutty mom (katharine), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:53 (eighteen years ago)
― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:55 (eighteen years ago)
― sunny successor agrees: gay dad always trumps slutty mom (katharine), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:56 (eighteen years ago)
― kingfishy (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:58 (eighteen years ago)
― roger goodell (gear), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:58 (eighteen years ago)
(xpost: I want to hear Lex's defense, should be good for roffles)
― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:59 (eighteen years ago)
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:59 (eighteen years ago)
― roger goodell (gear), Thursday, 1 February 2007 23:01 (eighteen years ago)
― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy (Kerr), Thursday, 1 February 2007 23:02 (eighteen years ago)
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 1 February 2007 23:03 (eighteen years ago)
― roger goodell (gear), Thursday, 1 February 2007 23:03 (eighteen years ago)
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 1 February 2007 23:05 (eighteen years ago)
― sunny successor agrees: gay dad always trumps slutty mom (katharine), Thursday, 1 February 2007 23:07 (eighteen years ago)
― The Brainwasher (Twilight), Thursday, 1 February 2007 23:08 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2004/10/10/the-question-is-paris-hilton-a-racist/
― The Brainwasher (Twilight), Thursday, 1 February 2007 23:09 (eighteen years ago)
I guess I always assumed that at the very least these people were having fun. But that seems so deadly dull that I'm a bit shocked.
― Melissa W (Melissa W), Thursday, 1 February 2007 23:10 (eighteen years ago)
― sunny successor agrees: gay dad always trumps slutty mom (katharine), Thursday, 1 February 2007 23:10 (eighteen years ago)
― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 1 February 2007 23:11 (eighteen years ago)
― The Brainwasher (Twilight), Thursday, 1 February 2007 23:11 (eighteen years ago)
― sunny successor agrees: gay dad always trumps slutty mom (katharine), Thursday, 1 February 2007 23:14 (eighteen years ago)
― kyle (akmonday), Thursday, 1 February 2007 23:17 (eighteen years ago)
― roger goodell (gear), Thursday, 1 February 2007 23:18 (eighteen years ago)
― The Brainwasher (Twilight), Thursday, 1 February 2007 23:19 (eighteen years ago)
― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 1 February 2007 23:19 (eighteen years ago)
― M@tt He1g3s0n: oh u mad cuz im stylin on u (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 1 February 2007 23:20 (eighteen years ago)
I still like "Stars Are Blind," though. Hopeless.
-- Tiki Theater Xymposium (fiestasandsiestas(nospam)@yahoo.com), February 1st, 2007.
I brung my post from the thread across the hall for this one.
― Tiki Theater Xymposium (Bent Over at the Arclight), Thursday, 1 February 2007 23:22 (eighteen years ago)
I would, I took her off my deadpool team. She just needs to wait until '08.
― do i have to draw you a diaphragm (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 1 February 2007 23:23 (eighteen years ago)
― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 1 February 2007 23:23 (eighteen years ago)
― kyle (akmonday), Thursday, 1 February 2007 23:37 (eighteen years ago)
― kyle (akmonday), Thursday, 1 February 2007 23:38 (eighteen years ago)
― The Brainwasher (Twilight), Thursday, 1 February 2007 23:41 (eighteen years ago)
So I guess logic suggests that what would be a career-killing embarrassment for most people could even maybe be a boost for her, considering that her value runs from tabloid to product instead of the other way around, like most people.
(But of course, realistically, people can enjoy a trainwreck of vapidity and glitz, but racism drags it back too far into real-world ground for many people to be honestly amused, so yeah, maybe.)
― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 1 February 2007 23:48 (eighteen years ago)
― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 1 February 2007 23:51 (eighteen years ago)
ha
― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 1 February 2007 23:53 (eighteen years ago)
― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy (Kerr), Thursday, 1 February 2007 23:58 (eighteen years ago)
http://static.sky.com/images/pictures/1494518.jpg
― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy (Kerr), Friday, 2 February 2007 00:03 (eighteen years ago)
― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy (Kerr), Friday, 2 February 2007 00:04 (eighteen years ago)
― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 2 February 2007 00:05 (eighteen years ago)
― do i have to draw you a diaphragm (Rock Hardy), Friday, 2 February 2007 00:06 (eighteen years ago)
― The Brainwasher (Twilight), Friday, 2 February 2007 00:06 (eighteen years ago)
― sunny successor agrees: gay dad always trumps slutty mom (katharine), Friday, 2 February 2007 00:09 (eighteen years ago)
― The Brainwasher (Twilight), Friday, 2 February 2007 00:10 (eighteen years ago)
wait - say what? does she think its something else?
― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 2 February 2007 00:12 (eighteen years ago)
― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 2 February 2007 00:13 (eighteen years ago)
I mean, I'll grant that members of the middle + upper-class white-Christian mainstream who get to avoid those deep ethnic/religious slurs still may have some smaller quality people will use to degrade them from the ideal -- homosexuality, baldness, fatness, often femaleness! -- but talking about racism is really ridiculous if you're gonna pretend it's all intergroup squabbling and that there isn't a privileged mainstream.
Haha apart from being a woman, Paris is sitting pretty in that "idealized" pocket. She'd get the sign that says "rich bitch," where the misogyny of "bitch" codes for something, but the "rich" ... ha, as if genuinely mega-wealthy people give a shit about that one. (Haha "you're rich" as an insult really only works with rock kids and socialists.) (And not so much socialists.)
― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 2 February 2007 00:15 (eighteen years ago)
― Tom (Groke), Friday, 2 February 2007 00:21 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chav
― Marmot (marmotwolof), Friday, 2 February 2007 00:27 (eighteen years ago)
― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy (Kerr), Friday, 2 February 2007 10:15 (eighteen years ago)
― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 2 February 2007 10:23 (eighteen years ago)
― JTS (JTS), Friday, 2 February 2007 11:24 (eighteen years ago)
― onimo (onimo), Friday, 2 February 2007 11:35 (eighteen years ago)
― onimo (onimo), Friday, 2 February 2007 11:36 (eighteen years ago)
― onimo (onimo), Friday, 2 February 2007 11:38 (eighteen years ago)
― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 2 February 2007 12:15 (eighteen years ago)
― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 2 February 2007 12:16 (eighteen years ago)
― Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Friday, 2 February 2007 12:17 (eighteen years ago)
Paris's brilliance is such that it dazzles any cultural theory with which you try to explain her appeal.
She's obsessed with the twin archetypes of American high school cliquery and the blonde fairytale princess, and has had an album crafted in those images for herself: it's the plastic bubblegum pop album of the year. At a time when a perception of authenticity is necessary for both critical and commercial success, it's refreshing to find a singer who couldn't care less about credibility. Paris Hilton is not seeking your approval here, losers! She has the best money can buy, and in the world of pop production this means the best. She's got Scott Storch making her sound like Britney Spears fronting the Pussycat Dolls; she's got Kara DioGuardi, fresh from penning both sides of the Ashlee Simpson/Lindsay Lohan bust-up, to document exactly how sad she is that Nicole Richie a) is mean and b) will never be as great as Paris; she’s got choruses which burst into life like stars exploding into fireworks.
You know what, though? The best thing about Paris is Paris herself. Her voice, a light, breathy thing which is exquisitely suited to the material. Her pretty mouth framing first-love clichés with a shocking emotional clarity, investing them with vulnerability and boundless hope. Her inability to put a foot wrong.
― the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Friday, 2 February 2007 12:24 (eighteen years ago)
― Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Friday, 2 February 2007 12:25 (eighteen years ago)
― the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Friday, 2 February 2007 12:29 (eighteen years ago)
In 2003, Elbow were the perfect litmus test of one's ability to be a cultural commentator, but now look at us.
― Hell Hath No Furry (DJ Mencap), Friday, 2 February 2007 12:37 (eighteen years ago)
― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 2 February 2007 12:40 (eighteen years ago)
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 2 February 2007 12:50 (eighteen years ago)
― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 2 February 2007 12:56 (eighteen years ago)
― Tom (Groke), Friday, 2 February 2007 12:57 (eighteen years ago)
― the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Friday, 2 February 2007 13:00 (eighteen years ago)
― Friendly Tree (688), Friday, 2 February 2007 13:02 (eighteen years ago)
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 2 February 2007 13:03 (eighteen years ago)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/83/377370199_e3b1fad803.jpg?v=0
― Friendly Tree (688), Friday, 2 February 2007 13:03 (eighteen years ago)
― the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Friday, 2 February 2007 13:04 (eighteen years ago)
― vita susicivus (blueski), Friday, 2 February 2007 13:04 (eighteen years ago)
try not to dislike everything enrique! some things in the world are ok, they really are!
― Friendly Tree (688), Friday, 2 February 2007 13:05 (eighteen years ago)
― the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Friday, 2 February 2007 13:07 (eighteen years ago)
― Friendly Tree (688), Friday, 2 February 2007 13:10 (eighteen years ago)
― Hell Hath No Furry (DJ Mencap), Friday, 2 February 2007 13:16 (eighteen years ago)
that kind of thing?
― the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Friday, 2 February 2007 13:30 (eighteen years ago)
― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy (Kerr), Friday, 2 February 2007 13:33 (eighteen years ago)
― Friendly Tree (688), Friday, 2 February 2007 13:35 (eighteen years ago)
― the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Friday, 2 February 2007 13:40 (eighteen years ago)
― vita susicivus (blueski), Friday, 2 February 2007 13:42 (eighteen years ago)
― the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Friday, 2 February 2007 13:46 (eighteen years ago)
― M@tt He1g3s0n: oh u mad cuz im stylin on u (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 2 February 2007 17:43 (eighteen years ago)
― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 2 February 2007 17:44 (eighteen years ago)
― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 2 February 2007 18:01 (eighteen years ago)
― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 2 February 2007 18:07 (eighteen years ago)
― M@tt He1g3s0n: oh u mad cuz im stylin on u (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 2 February 2007 18:08 (eighteen years ago)
― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 2 February 2007 18:09 (eighteen years ago)
― milo z (mlp), Friday, 2 February 2007 18:10 (eighteen years ago)
― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 2 February 2007 18:11 (eighteen years ago)
Just FYI, though I probably should've prefaced that with "Uh" to help you understand that I'm being helpfully condescending here.
― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 2 February 2007 18:12 (eighteen years ago)
― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 2 February 2007 18:14 (eighteen years ago)
Celebrity heiress Paris Hilton is backing an online petition seeking a pardon of her 45-day prison sentence because she enlivens "mundane" lives. The petition to California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger also claims she was being used as a scapegoat to highlight the dangers of drink-driving. Hilton was sentenced after being found guilty of violating her probation for a drink-driving conviction. She must start her jail term by 5 June or risk a doubling of her sentence. 'Role model' In a message on a MySpace website, Ms Hilton apparently endorsed the online appeal, saying: "My friend Joshua started his petition, please help and sihn it (sic). I LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!" The petition paints Ms Hilton as a role model who "provides hope for young people all over the US and the world. She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives". It also draws parallels between other high-profile US figures who were forgiven for their misdeeds. "If the late former President Gerald Ford could find it in his heart to pardon the late former President Richard Nixon after his mistake(s), we undeniably support Paris Hilton being pardoned for her honest mistake," it says. Mr Schwarzenegger's press secretary, Aaron McLear, said the governor would not become involved in any case "until the individual has exhausted their judicial remedies". Ms Hilton's representative, Elliot Mintz, could not verify whether the MySpace message attributed to his celebrity client was genuine, but he did say the petition "appeared to be authentic". Separately, her lawyers have said they will appeal against the sentence.
― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 12:27 (eighteen years ago)
― 696, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 12:29 (eighteen years ago)
― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 12:31 (eighteen years ago)
"If the late former President Gerald Ford could find it in his heart to pardon the late former President Richard Nixon after his mistake(s), we undeniably support Paris Hilton being pardoned for her honest mistake," it says.
― maura, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 12:32 (eighteen years ago)
― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 12:35 (eighteen years ago)
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 12:38 (eighteen years ago)
― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 12:42 (eighteen years ago)
― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 12:43 (eighteen years ago)
― lex pretend, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 12:53 (eighteen years ago)
― Ed, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 12:55 (eighteen years ago)
― 696, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 12:58 (eighteen years ago)
― 696, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 13:00 (eighteen years ago)
― StanM, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 13:07 (eighteen years ago)
― Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 13:08 (eighteen years ago)
― Nicole, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 13:12 (eighteen years ago)
― nathalie, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 13:15 (eighteen years ago)
― StanM, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 13:17 (eighteen years ago)
― 696, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 13:17 (eighteen years ago)
― nathalie, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 13:21 (eighteen years ago)
― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 13:22 (eighteen years ago)
― nathalie, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 13:23 (eighteen years ago)
― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 13:23 (eighteen years ago)
― Ed, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 13:25 (eighteen years ago)
― StanM, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 13:25 (eighteen years ago)
― lex pretend, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 13:27 (eighteen years ago)
― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 13:28 (eighteen years ago)
― lex pretend, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 13:28 (eighteen years ago)
― StanM, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 13:29 (eighteen years ago)
― Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 13:29 (eighteen years ago)
― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 13:31 (eighteen years ago)
― 696, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 13:31 (eighteen years ago)
― 696, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 13:33 (eighteen years ago)
― lex pretend, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 13:35 (eighteen years ago)
― Nicole, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 13:36 (eighteen years ago)
― 696, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 13:38 (eighteen years ago)
― braveclub, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 13:39 (eighteen years ago)
― gem, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 13:39 (eighteen years ago)
― 696, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 13:41 (eighteen years ago)
― The Wayward Johnny B, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 13:44 (eighteen years ago)
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 13:47 (eighteen years ago)
― 696, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 13:47 (eighteen years ago)
― lex pretend, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 13:49 (eighteen years ago)
― Nicole, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 13:50 (eighteen years ago)
― lex pretend, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 13:55 (eighteen years ago)
― 696, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 13:56 (eighteen years ago)
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 13:57 (eighteen years ago)
― 696, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 13:58 (eighteen years ago)
― stevie, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 14:02 (eighteen years ago)
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 14:03 (eighteen years ago)
― 696, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 14:04 (eighteen years ago)
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 14:05 (eighteen years ago)
― lex pretend, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 14:06 (eighteen years ago)
― onimo, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 14:09 (eighteen years ago)
― Ms Misery, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 14:09 (eighteen years ago)
― 696, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 14:18 (eighteen years ago)
― Ms Misery, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 14:19 (eighteen years ago)
― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 14:20 (eighteen years ago)
― 696, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 14:22 (eighteen years ago)
― brownie, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 14:22 (eighteen years ago)
― 696, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 14:24 (eighteen years ago)
― Ms Misery, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 14:24 (eighteen years ago)
― RJG, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 14:28 (eighteen years ago)
― The Wayward Johnny B, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 14:32 (eighteen years ago)
― StanM, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 14:34 (eighteen years ago)
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 14:36 (eighteen years ago)
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 14:36 (eighteen years ago)
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 14:40 (eighteen years ago)
― Pashmina, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 14:41 (eighteen years ago)
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 14:42 (eighteen years ago)
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 14:43 (eighteen years ago)
― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 14:43 (eighteen years ago)
― nathalie, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 14:44 (eighteen years ago)
― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 14:45 (eighteen years ago)
― nathalie, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 14:49 (eighteen years ago)
― blueski, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 14:56 (eighteen years ago)
― sunny successor, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 15:02 (eighteen years ago)
― blueski, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 15:04 (eighteen years ago)
― nathalie, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 15:09 (eighteen years ago)
― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 21:08 (eighteen years ago)
― That one guy that quit, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 21:12 (eighteen years ago)
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 21:13 (eighteen years ago)
― That one guy that quit, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 21:17 (eighteen years ago)
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 9 May 2007 21:18 (eighteen years ago)
― Anonymous, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 21:21 (eighteen years ago)
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 21:22 (eighteen years ago)
― admrl, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 21:23 (eighteen years ago)
It's all trash because of people like Hilton and people who worship her like a God of trash for the mind.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 21:23 (eighteen years ago)
― Pashmina, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 21:26 (eighteen years ago)
― blueski, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 21:31 (eighteen years ago)
― kingfish, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 21:32 (eighteen years ago)
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 21:32 (eighteen years ago)
― kingfish, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 21:33 (eighteen years ago)
― Surmounter, Thursday, 10 May 2007 00:23 (eighteen years ago)
― nabisco, Thursday, 10 May 2007 00:28 (eighteen years ago)
― nabisco, Thursday, 10 May 2007 00:38 (eighteen years ago)
― Surmounter, Thursday, 10 May 2007 00:56 (eighteen years ago)
― Rock Hardy, Thursday, 10 May 2007 01:01 (eighteen years ago)
― Nicole, Thursday, 10 May 2007 01:13 (eighteen years ago)
― Surmounter, Thursday, 10 May 2007 01:24 (eighteen years ago)
― maura, Thursday, 10 May 2007 01:46 (eighteen years ago)
― HI DERE, Thursday, 10 May 2007 02:21 (eighteen years ago)
― Surmounter, Thursday, 10 May 2007 03:13 (eighteen years ago)
― Surmounter, Thursday, 10 May 2007 03:16 (eighteen years ago)
― nabisco, Thursday, 10 May 2007 04:26 (eighteen years ago)
― StanM, Thursday, 10 May 2007 06:43 (eighteen years ago)
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― 696, Thursday, 10 May 2007 07:41 (eighteen years ago)
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― That one guy that quit, Thursday, 10 May 2007 08:58 (eighteen years ago)
― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 10 May 2007 08:58 (eighteen years ago)
― RJG, Thursday, 10 May 2007 09:02 (eighteen years ago)
― That one guy that quit, Thursday, 10 May 2007 09:03 (eighteen years ago)
― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 10 May 2007 09:05 (eighteen years ago)
― braveclub, Thursday, 10 May 2007 09:09 (eighteen years ago)
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― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 10 May 2007 09:14 (eighteen years ago)
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― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 10 May 2007 10:04 (eighteen years ago)
― blueski, Thursday, 10 May 2007 10:21 (eighteen years ago)
― Pashmina, Thursday, 10 May 2007 10:23 (eighteen years ago)
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― stevie, Thursday, 10 May 2007 10:39 (eighteen years ago)
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― That one guy that quit, Thursday, 10 May 2007 10:46 (eighteen years ago)
― lex pretend, Thursday, 10 May 2007 10:46 (eighteen years ago)
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― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 10 May 2007 10:52 (eighteen years ago)
― 696, Thursday, 10 May 2007 10:52 (eighteen years ago)
― stevie, Thursday, 10 May 2007 10:53 (eighteen years ago)
― 696, Thursday, 10 May 2007 10:54 (eighteen years ago)
― Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 10 May 2007 10:56 (eighteen years ago)
― lex pretend, Thursday, 10 May 2007 10:58 (eighteen years ago)
― suzy, Thursday, 10 May 2007 10:58 (eighteen years ago)
― m the g, Thursday, 10 May 2007 10:59 (eighteen years ago)
― ^@^, Thursday, 10 May 2007 11:00 (eighteen years ago)
― stevie, Thursday, 10 May 2007 11:05 (eighteen years ago)
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― Pashmina, Thursday, 10 May 2007 11:08 (eighteen years ago)
― 696, Thursday, 10 May 2007 11:09 (eighteen years ago)
― lex pretend, Thursday, 10 May 2007 11:10 (eighteen years ago)
― That one guy that quit, Thursday, 10 May 2007 11:11 (eighteen years ago)
― 696, Thursday, 10 May 2007 11:13 (eighteen years ago)
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― blueski, Thursday, 10 May 2007 11:17 (eighteen years ago)
― Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 10 May 2007 11:18 (eighteen years ago)
― Pashmina, Thursday, 10 May 2007 11:20 (eighteen years ago)
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 10 May 2007 11:20 (eighteen years ago)
― Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 10 May 2007 11:21 (eighteen years ago)
― 696, Thursday, 10 May 2007 11:22 (eighteen years ago)
― m the g, Thursday, 10 May 2007 11:24 (eighteen years ago)
― 696, Thursday, 10 May 2007 11:34 (eighteen years ago)
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 10 May 2007 11:36 (eighteen years ago)
― blueski, Thursday, 10 May 2007 11:47 (eighteen years ago)
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― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 10 May 2007 11:49 (eighteen years ago)
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― Mr. Que, Thursday, 10 May 2007 12:40 (eighteen years ago)
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― Matt DC, Thursday, 10 May 2007 12:44 (eighteen years ago)
― Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 10 May 2007 12:46 (eighteen years ago)
― blueski, Thursday, 10 May 2007 13:09 (eighteen years ago)
― Surmounter, Thursday, 10 May 2007 13:50 (eighteen years ago)
― Anonymous, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:00 (eighteen years ago)
― braveclub, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:00 (eighteen years ago)
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:03 (eighteen years ago)
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:05 (eighteen years ago)
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:05 (eighteen years ago)
― lex pretend, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:05 (eighteen years ago)
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:06 (eighteen years ago)
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:07 (eighteen years ago)
― Rock Hardy, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:11 (eighteen years ago)
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:13 (eighteen years ago)
― blueski, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:13 (eighteen years ago)
― Matt DC, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:16 (eighteen years ago)
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:19 (eighteen years ago)
― lex pretend, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:19 (eighteen years ago)
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:19 (eighteen years ago)
― lex pretend, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:20 (eighteen years ago)
― Rock Hardy, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:21 (eighteen years ago)
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:22 (eighteen years ago)
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:23 (eighteen years ago)
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:24 (eighteen years ago)
― kenan, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:24 (eighteen years ago)
fluffy bear, she made the second best album of last year -- lex pretend,
― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:24 (eighteen years ago)
― Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:25 (eighteen years ago)
― lex pretend, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:26 (eighteen years ago)
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:27 (eighteen years ago)
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:30 (eighteen years ago)
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:31 (eighteen years ago)
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:36 (eighteen years ago)
― 696, Thursday, 10 May 2007 15:27 (eighteen years ago)
― 696, Thursday, 10 May 2007 15:57 (eighteen years ago)
― Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 10 May 2007 15:58 (eighteen years ago)
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― blueski, Thursday, 10 May 2007 16:19 (eighteen years ago)
― That one guy that quit, Thursday, 10 May 2007 16:20 (eighteen years ago)
― blueski, Thursday, 10 May 2007 16:20 (eighteen years ago)
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 10 May 2007 16:20 (eighteen years ago)
― That one guy that quit, Thursday, 10 May 2007 16:23 (eighteen years ago)
― nabisco, Thursday, 10 May 2007 16:32 (eighteen years ago)
― 696, Thursday, 10 May 2007 16:35 (eighteen years ago)
― Rock Hardy, Thursday, 10 May 2007 16:44 (eighteen years ago)
― That one guy that quit, Thursday, 10 May 2007 16:57 (eighteen years ago)
― Rock Hardy, Thursday, 10 May 2007 17:05 (eighteen years ago)
― lex pretend, Thursday, 10 May 2007 18:29 (eighteen years ago)
― HI DERE, Thursday, 10 May 2007 18:32 (eighteen years ago)
― kenan, Thursday, 10 May 2007 18:34 (eighteen years ago)
But her lawyers have said they will appeal against the sentence and supporters have set up an online petition campaigning for a pardon from the prison sentence, attracting over 20,000 signatures. But a rival online petition supporting the custodial sentence has been signed by nearly 50,000 people.
― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy, Friday, 11 May 2007 16:18 (eighteen years ago)
― braveclub, Friday, 11 May 2007 16:22 (eighteen years ago)
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 11 May 2007 16:26 (eighteen years ago)
― kenan, Friday, 11 May 2007 16:27 (eighteen years ago)
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― kenan, Friday, 11 May 2007 16:30 (eighteen years ago)
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― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 11 May 2007 16:37 (eighteen years ago)
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― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 11 May 2007 16:38 (eighteen years ago)
― kenan, Friday, 11 May 2007 16:39 (eighteen years ago)
― Mr. Que, Friday, 11 May 2007 16:39 (eighteen years ago)
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 11 May 2007 16:39 (eighteen years ago)
― B.L.A.M., Friday, 11 May 2007 16:42 (eighteen years ago)
― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 11 May 2007 16:43 (eighteen years ago)
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― kenan, Friday, 11 May 2007 16:45 (eighteen years ago)
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― Mr. Que, Friday, 11 May 2007 16:46 (eighteen years ago)
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― Mr. Que, Friday, 11 May 2007 16:47 (eighteen years ago)
― latebloomer, Friday, 11 May 2007 16:47 (eighteen years ago)
― kenan, Friday, 11 May 2007 16:48 (eighteen years ago)
― HI DERE, Friday, 11 May 2007 17:54 (eighteen years ago)
― kv_nol, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 16:08 (eighteen years ago)
http://i8.tinypic.com/6hfapl3.jpg
― StanM, Monday, 4 June 2007 07:46 (eighteen years ago)
Katie Holmes?
― latebloomer, Monday, 4 June 2007 08:01 (eighteen years ago)
No, Hilton is now in jail (she'll be in the, er, special needs unit though)
― StanM, Monday, 4 June 2007 08:12 (eighteen years ago)
I saw her on the VMA's tonight. Weird!
― Mordechai Shinefield, Monday, 4 June 2007 08:37 (eighteen years ago)
"I'm really scared but I'm ready to do this," she added. "And I hope that I'm an example to other young people." -- Paris Hilton, 2007
"Jail was a wonderful experience. Every taxpayer should go." -- Robert Mitchum (paraphrase), 1949
― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Monday, 4 June 2007 09:12 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXESd_q56Cw
― sydz, Monday, 4 June 2007 09:21 (eighteen years ago)
http://de.tmz.com/2007/06/04/hilton-in-custody-and-doing-time/
― StanM, Monday, 4 June 2007 10:45 (eighteen years ago)
it's three fucking weeks, jesus
― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 4 June 2007 14:04 (eighteen years ago)
yes, awfully long isn't it? :-(
― StanM, Monday, 4 June 2007 14:39 (eighteen years ago)
loving this MTV Movie Awards clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwkjeefUEes
kinda impressed that she showed up to take the coating (any publicity etc.)
― blueski, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 15:51 (eighteen years ago)
"I hope that I'm an example to other young people."
Got that? She's going to jail for YOUR sins.
― everything, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 18:05 (eighteen years ago)
"Other young people".
― libcrypt, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 19:58 (eighteen years ago)
"Any publicity is good publicity": the aphorism that ruined this decade?
― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 20:03 (eighteen years ago)
is she dead yet?
― Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 20:11 (eighteen years ago)
Guess who's been sent home because her sobbing kept the whole jail awake?
― StanM, Thursday, 7 June 2007 15:06 (eighteen years ago)
Google news: Paris Hilton released from jail 3 days early Actress Archives, NY - 38 minutes ago Paris Hilton was released from jail this morning after serving only three days of her 23-day sentence. After rumors circulated by TMZ.com that Paris Hilton ... Paris Hilton released from jail after serving 5 days
Three days early? Three days? Five days? Some confusion on the wire.
― ledge, Thursday, 7 June 2007 15:08 (eighteen years ago)
"sobbing"
― blueski, Thursday, 7 June 2007 15:08 (eighteen years ago)
She is truly the Godber of our times.
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 7 June 2007 15:09 (eighteen years ago)
entire plot of the shawshank redemption pwned by superior strategy of paris hilton!
― lex pretend, Thursday, 7 June 2007 15:13 (eighteen years ago)
hilarious
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 7 June 2007 15:13 (eighteen years ago)
"medical reasons"
― StanM, Thursday, 7 June 2007 15:14 (eighteen years ago)
too bad. i really wanted to see Paris crawl thru a mile long tunnel of sewage.
― blueski, Thursday, 7 June 2007 15:14 (eighteen years ago)
http://people.monstersandcritics.com/news/article_1314717.php/Paris_Hilton_out_of_prison_for_medical_reasons
― 69, Thursday, 7 June 2007 15:14 (eighteen years ago)
The authorities said she had officially served five days in jail - including Sunday night and the early hours of Thursday morning - meaning 40 days of house arrest will complete the sentence.
40 days and 40 nights. just pretend you're jesus, paris
― lex pretend, Thursday, 7 June 2007 15:14 (eighteen years ago)
at last the legal system of america show a bit of pragmatism and flexibility instead of being caught in a web of counter-intuitive rules. i, for one, hope this kicks off a more intuitive and empathic approach towards 'smaller crimes' such as the ones miss hilton is 'alleged' to have 'committed'
― 696, Thursday, 7 June 2007 15:15 (eighteen years ago)
i must sort that new name out, so as not to get confused with 69. i was thinking of maybe changing to 694
― 696, Thursday, 7 June 2007 15:16 (eighteen years ago)
i told you, 180
― lex pretend, Thursday, 7 June 2007 15:17 (eighteen years ago)
http://i15.tinypic.com/53swu35.jpg
― StanM, Thursday, 7 June 2007 15:18 (eighteen years ago)
Goddammit, this makes me very mad.
― Rock Hardy, Thursday, 7 June 2007 15:19 (eighteen years ago)
this is breaking news on cnn. i mean, ffs...
― stevienixed, Thursday, 7 June 2007 15:20 (eighteen years ago)
You know what? Fuck the climate. This planet isn't worth saving.
― StanM, Thursday, 7 June 2007 15:21 (eighteen years ago)
See what you did, Paris? Why didn't you just stick with those green videos? :-/
― StanM, Thursday, 7 June 2007 15:22 (eighteen years ago)
Goddammit, this makes me even madder.
― Rock Hardy, Thursday, 7 June 2007 15:23 (eighteen years ago)
well, worse people have gotten off easier with worse things.
xpost
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 7 June 2007 15:24 (eighteen years ago)
I am refering to her sentence, btw - not her "video".
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 7 June 2007 15:25 (eighteen years ago)
lol
― StanM, Thursday, 7 June 2007 15:25 (eighteen years ago)
even a cursory reading of Foucault should have told us that
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 7 June 2007 15:26 (eighteen years ago)
Oh, socialitepaws.
― StanM, Thursday, 7 June 2007 15:27 (eighteen years ago)
Daily Mail blah blah
― blueski, Thursday, 7 June 2007 15:28 (eighteen years ago)
anal herpes is truly a life sentence
― hstencil, Thursday, 7 June 2007 21:20 (eighteen years ago)
During her short stay on the inside, Hilton - who spent part of her childhood living in New York's luxurious Waldorf-Astoria hotel - reportedly ditched her blue contact lenses and bared naturally brown eyeballs.She cleaned off her make-up, spent 23 hours a day alone, was weepy at times and <b>declined to eat an institutionally catered hot dog</b>, gossip website TMZ.com reported.
She cleaned off her make-up, spent 23 hours a day alone, was weepy at times and <b>declined to eat an institutionally catered hot dog</b>, gossip website TMZ.com reported.
― haitch, Friday, 8 June 2007 00:20 (eighteen years ago)
declined to eat an institutionally catered hot dog
― haitch, Friday, 8 June 2007 00:21 (eighteen years ago)
fucking California! I can't believe this pisses me off but it does.
― wanko ergo sum, Friday, 8 June 2007 00:22 (eighteen years ago)
Yay for overcrowding and the desperate measures you have to take
― kingfish, Friday, 8 June 2007 00:43 (eighteen years ago)
During her short stay on the inside, Hilton - who spent part of her childhood living in New York's luxurious Waldorf-Astoria hotel - reportedly ditched her blue contact lenses and bared naturally brown eyeballs.
who knew that spending a few nights in jail would turn Paris Hilton into me
― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 8 June 2007 01:00 (eighteen years ago)
oh wait I thought that said "slept 23 hours a day"
― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 8 June 2007 01:01 (eighteen years ago)
Shes back in court and may have to go back to jail. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6732915.stm
A Los Angeles judge has ordered Paris Hilton to appear in court on Friday morning to determine whether she should be returned to jail.
The celebrity heiress was allowed to leave jail on Thursday, only three days into a 45-day sentence for violating probation on a drink-driving ban.
She was given an electronic tag and ordered to remain under house arrest for the remainder of her sentence.
Her release on unspecified medical grounds sparked widespread criticism.
Steve Whitmore of the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department said: "After extensive consultation with medical personnel, it was decided this reassignment should be done."
No details of the medical problem could be given for "privacy reasons", he said, but insisted she had received no special treatment.
When Hilton was originally sentenced to 45 days for violating probation on a drink-driving conviction, she was told there was no prospect of early release.
― Herman G. Neuname, Friday, 8 June 2007 01:10 (eighteen years ago)
Maybe there isn't one law for the rich and one for everyone else after all? We'll find out friday.
― Herman G. Neuname, Friday, 8 June 2007 01:11 (eighteen years ago)
why would anyone feel surprised, or unhip, or anything else, at being pissed off about Paris Hilton getting assigned to home arrest from jail because jail was hard for her? it's an outrage; there should be rioting in the streets.
― J0hn D., Friday, 8 June 2007 01:44 (eighteen years ago)
wasn't it a women's only prison?
― stevienixed, Friday, 8 June 2007 01:54 (eighteen years ago)
I have, like, negative sympathy for her. It's so fucking obvious that her lawyer(s) said "Fake being sick, and that'll buy us some time".
― Tantrum The Cat, Friday, 8 June 2007 02:44 (eighteen years ago)
"Brown eyeballs" is kind of a gross way to put it.
― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Friday, 8 June 2007 07:22 (eighteen years ago)
first time paris declined the ol' tube steak, amirite?
― gershy, Friday, 8 June 2007 07:33 (eighteen years ago)
According to a Belgian newspaper (that had a picture of Nicky Hilton next to their article duh) she was sent home because she threatened to kill herself.
― StanM, Friday, 8 June 2007 08:44 (eighteen years ago)
Oh fair enough then I think they do that to all prisoners.
― Noodle Vague, Friday, 8 June 2007 08:45 (eighteen years ago)
Possible not working link, there's a { in the URL and that generates an error when I try to submit
http://www.gva.be/nieuws/in_de_rand/default.asp?art={AB0B2919-4536-40D3-B19A-86F78897914C}
― StanM, Friday, 8 June 2007 08:45 (eighteen years ago)
Stan, you really are following her every move. ;-)
So they want her to do it home then?
― stevienixed, Friday, 8 June 2007 13:12 (eighteen years ago)
I think she looks better with brown eyes for serious
― TOMBOT, Friday, 8 June 2007 14:02 (eighteen years ago)
the hot dog would also probably yield some improvement
that picture with the article linked above isn't paris though.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 8 June 2007 14:03 (eighteen years ago)
Once again, i believe this is a situation where Burgerpipe could save the day.
― kingfish, Friday, 8 June 2007 14:23 (eighteen years ago)
the picture in the back of this mornings' paper was though. lala la la la la la la la lala ti da.
― TOMBOT, Friday, 8 June 2007 14:27 (eighteen years ago)
you're thinking of nicole richie.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 8 June 2007 14:45 (eighteen years ago)
no I am thinking of the washington post express
― TOMBOT, Friday, 8 June 2007 15:19 (eighteen years ago)
Ally, do you mean the one that Stan posted? Cause he indicated that it was the wrong pic.
― stevienixed, Friday, 8 June 2007 15:33 (eighteen years ago)
yes, i know, i was replying to tom saying that paris "looked better" in that picture
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 8 June 2007 15:43 (eighteen years ago)
I am not talking about that picture I am talking about the one in the paper I can't even see a picture on internet!!! ARRRRGGH nobody ever understands
― TOMBOT, Friday, 8 June 2007 15:44 (eighteen years ago)
it's a bit silly to waste state resources keeping non violent criminals in jail, I think, in general, however, in this case I think they should go all the way and put her to death
― akm, Friday, 8 June 2007 15:47 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.drudgereport.com/phc.jpg
― hstencil, Friday, 8 June 2007 19:24 (eighteen years ago)
sad paris is sad
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 8 June 2007 19:27 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.drudgereport.com/phc.jpghttp://i11.tinypic.com/53ucxtl.gif
― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 8 June 2007 19:29 (eighteen years ago)
must've been hard to go three days without any blow
― Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 8 June 2007 19:31 (eighteen years ago)
She gots lots of friends on myscene...
LOVE U PARIS!!!
THATS FUCKED UP WHAT THEY R DOING THEY R TRYING TO MAKE AN EXAMPLE OUT OF YOU
MAYBE THE JUDGE WAS A LOOSER AS A KID AND HES SEEKING REVENGE THRU U FUCK HIM!!
AND ALL THESE FUCKIN HATERS LEAVING COMMENTS ON YOUR PAGE JUST PROVES THAT THEY R JUST LIKE THE JUDGE LOOSERS!! WHY DA FUCK WOULD THEY REQUEST YOU AS A FRIEND JUST TO TALK SHIT??
LOVE YA BE STRONG
― Ned Trifle II, Friday, 8 June 2007 19:36 (eighteen years ago)
― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 8 June 2007 19:36 (eighteen years ago)
you ain't kiddin charlie
― J0hn D., Friday, 8 June 2007 19:40 (eighteen years ago)
Celebrity heiress Paris Hilton has been taken screaming from a Los Angeles court after being told to return to jail to serve out her sentence.
The celebrity heiress was ordered to attend the hearing rather than listen to the proceeding by telephone.
― Herman G. Neuname, Friday, 8 June 2007 19:45 (eighteen years ago)
Screaming, you say? I demand video.
way to have dignity, we expect nothing less from you, paris
― kenan, Friday, 8 June 2007 19:47 (eighteen years ago)
"It's not right!" she shouted in response, before calling out to her mother in the audience.
She has been held at the Century Regional Detention Centre in Lynwood, California, in a special unit for celebrities, public officials, police officers and other high-profile inmates, and has so far served five days of her sentence.
― Herman G. Neuname, Friday, 8 June 2007 19:47 (eighteen years ago)
holy shit
― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 8 June 2007 19:48 (eighteen years ago)
I can't believe there's arseholes that think she shouldn't have the same treatment everyone else would get for the same crime. She's already getting special treatment by going to a special unit for celebs. Do people really think celebs should have a different law to everyone else?
― Herman G. Neuname, Friday, 8 June 2007 19:49 (eighteen years ago)
hahaha OMG courtroom outburst
― Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 8 June 2007 19:50 (eighteen years ago)
"mommy please don't let the bad men send me to jail" lolz
They let her out after midnight, which counted as a whole day of time served
― kingfish, Friday, 8 June 2007 19:51 (eighteen years ago)
what a fucking whiner
― deej, Friday, 8 June 2007 19:53 (eighteen years ago)
who the fuck is paris hilton? I guess I'll say dud.
― nicky lo-fi, Friday, 8 June 2007 19:53 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.northernsun.com/images/thumb/2146.jpg
haha Jerry Brown brings the smackdown
"California Attorney General Jerry Brown criticized the Sheriff's Department for letting Hilton out of jail, saying he believed she should serve out her sentence.
"It does hold up the system to ridicule when the powerful and the famous get special treatment," Brown told The Associated Press in an interview before testifying at a congressional hearing in Washington.
"I'm sure there's a lot of people who've seen their family members go to jail and have various ailments, physical and psychological, that didn't get them released," he said. "I'd say it's time for a course correction."
― Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 8 June 2007 19:54 (eighteen years ago)
Yeah, my friend did two weeks for her second DUI...
Paris can do her time like ayone else.
― Michael White, Friday, 8 June 2007 19:58 (eighteen years ago)
Buddy of mine did time for repeatedly driving after losing his license, then using his brother's license till he lost that too. It ended with a little half-assed car chase with the police. I think he got 4 months.
I'm not ashamed to say I'm full of glee over this story.
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/06_01/tears080607_468x555.jpg
― everything, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:05 (eighteen years ago)
I'm sure The Lex must agree she gets the same prison treatment as anyone else would get, i'm sure he's far more upset of the lack of dignity she has shown. I guess she is human after all.
― Herman G. Neuname, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:09 (eighteen years ago)
That picture makes me sad. Not because she's going to jail, but because she's really pathetic. That's no way for a grown woman to behave.
― kenan, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:12 (eighteen years ago)
she's not a grown woman, she's an overgrown brat
― Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:13 (eighteen years ago)
I imagine a lot of people would cry on their way to jail.
― Ms Misery, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:13 (eighteen years ago)
well, she should have gotten it out of her system the first time.
― kenan, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:14 (eighteen years ago)
Maybe she cried both times. I would. Or I'd be kicking the windows COPS-style.
― Ms Misery, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:15 (eighteen years ago)
It's sinking in for the first time. "Wait... you mean... I really have to go to jail? OH NOES!"
― kenan, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:15 (eighteen years ago)
i hope she will dedicate a song to the U.S. judicial system.
― Cocaine, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:16 (eighteen years ago)
I have cash money on her being photoed at an ironic Prison Fancy Dress party within the next 3 months.
― Noodle Vague, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:18 (eighteen years ago)
my money is on this:
http://www.onesheetindex.com/pix/3963_1.jpg
― kenan, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:18 (eighteen years ago)
yeah wow, ms misery otm, wtf guys, i'd like to see y'all go to jail on some 45 day sentences?
like, seriously, i'd enjoy that.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 8 June 2007 20:19 (eighteen years ago)
xxpost
I think Michelle Rodriguez already clinched that one. I doubt Paris would want to copy someone.
― Ms Misery, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:19 (eighteen years ago)
or a non-ironic one in the next 40 days.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:19 (eighteen years ago)
i'd freak the fuck out if i had to go to jail!
― M@tt He1ges0n, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:20 (eighteen years ago)
I'd freak out too but I sure as hell wouldn't be caught crying on the way in.
― Michael White, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:22 (eighteen years ago)
Doubtful. She was dropped by her record label a few days ago.
― everything, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:22 (eighteen years ago)
i mean, srsly? i've known people who have had to go to jail for less time than almost 2 months, or even just gotten arrested with charges dropped, who freaked the fuck out! if you love jail so fucking much, please go to it and stop bothering the internets.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 8 June 2007 20:22 (eighteen years ago)
This whole story today is like Patty Hearst meets the O.J. chase.
― Cunga, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:23 (eighteen years ago)
Ally, it's not just that she's going to jail, it's everything leading up to it, including now playing sick to get out of jail (WTF?!) and having a hissy fit at being told that you can't do that. She has handled herself with the least amount of dignity anyone could have been expected to. She seems to think that it matters that all this is hurting her feelings.
― kenan, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:23 (eighteen years ago)
-- the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, June 8, 2007 8:19 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
uhhh well maybe next time i go fucking DRUNK DRIVING i'll feel silly for clowning her
― deej, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:23 (eighteen years ago)
yeah, i don't want to go to jail either, you guys, i'm not made of stone of anything, but have you been paying attention to this mess? Shut up and do your 23 days or whatever in your special celebrity resort prison.
― kenan, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:24 (eighteen years ago)
I went in for 60 days and thought nothing of it. County jail /= prison.
― wanko ergo sum, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:25 (eighteen years ago)
yeah, that's the other thing, she actually committed a crime here. Drinking and driving is bad.
― kenan, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:25 (eighteen years ago)
Mens be macho.
I don't think Ally's defending her actions at all. Just her reaction. You don't know why she's crying.
She seems to think that it matters that all this is hurting her feelings.
How do you know that? My point was that crying on your way to jail was a natural response and I bet most people would.
― Ms Misery, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:25 (eighteen years ago)
I know I would.
― Herman G. Neuname, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:26 (eighteen years ago)
i'm glad you guys feel so superior to her! let's talk about whether or not women should have pubic hair some more.
i mean i'm not defending the fact she was drunk driving. i don't know the california state laws but i DO think she's being made an example of here and i can totally understand being completely freaked out by the whole thing.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 8 June 2007 20:26 (eighteen years ago)
I'd have some shred of sympathy for her if she didn't try to play sick so she could stay home from jail.
― kenan, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:27 (eighteen years ago)
And yeah I have no sympathy for people rightly convicted of crimes serving time (btw, isn't she actually serving time for driving w/suspended license, not DUI?) I know someone who's wrapping up 20 years, no tears here, he deserved it. (but I bet he's cried.)
― Ms Misery, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:27 (eighteen years ago)
I can't! I'm not being macho but you're not gonna get assraped or shanked in lockup! xxp
― wanko ergo sum, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:27 (eighteen years ago)
you are an emotionally stronger man than I
― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:27 (eighteen years ago)
i'm glad you guys feel so superior to her!
On the contrary. It's as an inferior that I reserve the right to mock.
― everything, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:28 (eighteen years ago)
nobody's asking you to be sympathetic to her, i'm questioning your bullshit macho attitude about what a "grown woman" acts like on the way to jail.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 8 June 2007 20:28 (eighteen years ago)
Kenan, I bet you would be one of the first people to "play sick" if you thought it could get you out. The real crime here is that the stupid Sheriff's office responded to it how they did. Like the judge said, the jail had fine medical facilities.
― Ms Misery, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:28 (eighteen years ago)
paris is not fully grown yet, i don't think
― Mr. Que, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:28 (eighteen years ago)
Isn't prison supposed to be humiliating?
― everything, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:29 (eighteen years ago)
I'd probably cry again if someone had said "ok you're out of jail!" and then a judge decided "ok you're back in jail!" Talk about an emotional rollercoaster!
― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:29 (eighteen years ago)
yeah, you're probably right -- playing sick was probably her lawyer's idea anyway.
― kenan, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:29 (eighteen years ago)
this is the kind of fucked up attitude that makes the prison system so useless but whatever, i don't think the paris hilton thread is really the appropriate place to get into the us prison system and its failings.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 8 June 2007 20:30 (eighteen years ago)
this one's for you Paris:
Woman is the nigger of the world Yes she is...think about it Woman is the nigger of the world Think about it...do something about it
We make her paint her face and dance If she wont be a slave, we say that she dont love us If shes real, we say shes trying to be a man While putting her down, we pretend that shes above us
Woman is the nigger of the world...yes she is If you dont believe me, take a look at the one youre with Woman is the slave of the slaves Ah, yeah...better scream about it
We make her bear and raise our children And then we leave her flat for being a fat old mother hen We tell her home is the only place she should be Then we complain that shes too unworldly to be our friend
Woman is the nigger of the world...yes she is If you dont believe me, take a look at the one youre with Woman is the slave to the slaves Yeah...alright...hit it!
We insult her every day on tv And wonder why she has no guts or confidence When shes young we kill her will to be free While telling her not to be so smart we put her down for being so dumb
Woman is the nigger of the world Yes she is...if you dont believe me, take a look at the one youre with Woman is the slave to the slaves Yes she is...if you believe me, you better scream about it
We make her paint her face and dance We make her paint her face and dance We make her paint her face and dance We make her paint her face and dance We make her paint her face and dance We make her paint her face and dance
― Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:31 (eighteen years ago)
shakey you just redeemed yourself
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 8 June 2007 20:32 (eighteen years ago)
but i DO think she's being made an example of here and i can totally understand being completely freaked out by the whole thing.
She's only being made an example of if other people don't get the same sentence for that crime.
She already gets preferential treatment by going to a unit for celebs. She only got initially freed because she is a celeb. Would an ordinary person get that treatment?
She committed a serious crime and has to serve her punishment like anyone else would have to. Someone could have been killed in an accident because she was drink driving.
Unless no-one goes to jail for the same crime I don't see how she is being made an example of because she's famous. If they hadn't gave her preferential treatment in the 1st place by letting her out aftera few days none of this would be an issue.
Gloating about her crying is pathetic however.
― Herman G. Neuname, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:32 (eighteen years ago)
I think we've all learned a valuable lesson here today.
― brownie, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:33 (eighteen years ago)
paris hilton is an odious human being and i think we should all be able to separate our feelings about jail from our feelings of happiness that paris is going to jail for breaking the law, over and over. she drove with a suspended license, right? isn't that why she's in the slammer.
― Mr. Que, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:33 (eighteen years ago)
that's the point that i'm making??? i don't know a single person who got arrested on a dui that served a sentence even close to that long, even on like a 3rd dui? BUT if she got arrested on that + suspended license as ms misery pointed out, it could be a different story--i wasn't aware of that.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 8 June 2007 20:34 (eighteen years ago)
why was it Paris and not Nikki what got so famous
― wanko ergo sum, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:34 (eighteen years ago)
Paris is white
― Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:35 (eighteen years ago)
tho quite frankly i've known ppl who got arrested on suspended license too that served no/very little time so still. i can see how the combo can add up? i guess?
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 8 June 2007 20:35 (eighteen years ago)
uh shakey i hate to break it to you but nicky hilton is also white.
Paris won't be able to visit fratton park this summer.
― Herman G. Neuname, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:35 (eighteen years ago)
Gloating about her crying is pathetic however. Sanctimonious bullshit. Along with the rest of the world, I'll be laughing about this for a while.
― everything, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:35 (eighteen years ago)
I'm sure the answer is she didn't have a porno movie.
― Herman G. Neuname, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:36 (eighteen years ago)
oh yeah 8080
― wanko ergo sum, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:36 (eighteen years ago)
some of you people are really fucking creepy
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 8 June 2007 20:37 (eighteen years ago)
be some more japan about shit
paris hilton is an odious human being and i think we should all be able to separate our feelings about jail from our feelings of happiness that paris is going to jail for breaking the law, over and over.
yes plz thank you
BARTENDER! a round of schadenfreude for everyone!
― kenan, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:37 (eighteen years ago)
but they're both racists right?
― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:37 (eighteen years ago)
this story is still not news
― dan m, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:38 (eighteen years ago)
Do you mean Nicky Hilton? she is also white. Unless you meant Nicole Ritchie. She's just aneorxic. (xpost)
Truthfully I really don't care about Paris. A young black man was shot in the back and killed at a nightclub here over the weekend by a white officer who had already been discplined for police brutality in the past. Obv. America's lack of priorities angers me. But that's a different thread.
― Ms Misery, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:38 (eighteen years ago)
THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH SCHADENFREUDE PEOPLE
― Mr. Que, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:38 (eighteen years ago)
ally, fwiw, i think that she was picked up twice driving with a suspended license from the initial dui.
― lauren, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:39 (eighteen years ago)
in the County, it's just like a party 'cause in the County, you know everybody
― J0hn D., Friday, 8 June 2007 20:39 (eighteen years ago)
From the smoking gun:
In January, weeks after pleading no contest to a reckless driving charge, the 26-year-old Hilton was cited for driving with a suspended license. After signing a document acknowledging she was not to drive, Hilton was pulled over by cops in February and charged with a probation violation. As a result, she was sentenced to 45 days in jail.
― Ms Misery, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:40 (eighteen years ago)
* reckless driving * suspended licence * suspended license part II: the wrath of Khan * enjoy the hotdogs
― Mr. Que, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:41 (eighteen years ago)
In September 2006, Hilton was arrested and charged with driving under the influence with a blood alcohol content of 0.08%, the minimum at which it is illegal to drive in California. Hilton's drivers license was subsequently suspended in November 2006,[34] and in January 2007 she pled no contest to the alcohol-related reckless driving charge.[35] Her punishment was a 36 month probation sentence and fines of about $1,500.[36]
On February 27, 2007 Hilton was caught driving 70 MPH in a 35 MPH zone with a suspended license. She also did not have her headlights on while it was after dark. Prosecutors in the office of the Los Angeles City Attorney charged that those actions, along with the failure to enroll in a court-ordered alcohol education program constituted a violation of the terms of her probation.[34] On May 4, 2007 Hilton was sentenced by Judge Michael T. Sauer to 45 days in jail for violating her probation. She was required to begin her jail term June 5, 2007 or risk a doubling of her sentence.[6]
Initially, Hilton planned to appeal her sentence, and supported an online petition asking California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger for a pardon.[37] In response, various opponents started a petition to maintain the sentence.[38] Both petitions attracted tens of thousands of signatures. Paris later switched lawyers, and dropped her plans to appeal.[39]
Wikinews has news related to: Motion filed to return Paris Hilton to jail Jail sentence On June 3, 2007, after attending the 2007 MTV Movie Awards, Hilton checked herself into the Men's Central Jail of the Twin Towers Correctional Facility in Los Angeles at 11:38 pm PDT. From there, Hilton was transferred by authorities to a special section "reserved for police officers, public officials, celebrities and other high-profile inmates"[40] within the Century Regional Detention Facility, an all female jail in Lynwood, California. Hilton was given the inmate booking number 9818783. With credit for good behavior, it was anticipated that Hilton would only serve 23 days of her 45 day sentence.[41] However, upon LA County Sheriff Lee Baca's signed orders, on the morning of June 7, Hilton was reassigned to 40 days home confinement with an electronic monitoring device due to an unspecified medical condition.[42] The same day Paris was released from prison, Los Angeles City Attorney Rocky Delgadillo and Judge Michael Sauer ordered Hilton back to court on the morning of June 8, 2007. She was sent back to jail to serve the remainder of her sentence, 42 days, and was taken out of the courtroom screaming for her mother, who was in the courtroom.
From Wikipedia
― Michael White, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:42 (eighteen years ago)
btw she's being held in a special unit for celebrities/high-profile prisoners/cops-convicted-of-crimes/etc, she has it a lot easier than most county prisoners
I know people in Cali with a DUI + later driving-on-suspended who did 90 days, so Paris can take her "it's not fair" and stuff it up her nose
the great news is that evidently the cop who decided to let her out is a sc**ntol*g*st, so now we have the possibility of a sc**ntol*g*st Paris Hilton: good times!
― J0hn D., Friday, 8 June 2007 20:42 (eighteen years ago)
a scient-you-know. . .that it explains it all.
― Ms Misery, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:45 (eighteen years ago)
I was wondering if some palms were greased in this. Maybe the Hilton's agreed to make a sizable donation to the Church of S.
yeah sorry I was thinkin of Ritchie
― Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:45 (eighteen years ago)
I'm glad she's back in the tank. She should hire a driver on 24/7 standby and make that part of her shtick, along with, like, being a famous asshole or whatever she does. Every year or so the latest driver will quit and write a tell-all about the screaming, the drugs and the thrown sharp objects. Worked for Keith Moon.
― Rock Hardy, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:46 (eighteen years ago)
took me a second to find this:
Eddie: Right - I, the proposed accused, think that, well, I mean, you know, well the day in question was not a good day for me, all right? But I put it to you that I don't see how any day could have been good the way this bloody country's run. Well, you know, I was just trying to do my best, trying to get from A to B, do a little shopping. I was trying to take control of my life, you know, only to find that it's actually controlled for me by petty bureaucracy and bits of bloody paper - ignorant bloody petty rules and laws that just obstruct every tiny little action until you've committed a crime without even knowing it! I mean, you know, why can't life just be made a little easier for everybody, eh? Why can't it be more like the Continent, and then run down the street in front of charging bulls whilst letting fireworks off out of his bloody nostrils without anyone blinking an eye? Uh? Because it's probably a local holiday and nobody's at work because they all want to have just a little bit of fun and they're not intimidated by some outdated work ethic. I mean, there has to be more to life than just being safe ... Judge: Is there a point to all of this? Eddie: Yes, Yes! Why, oh why, do we pay taxes, hmmm? I mean, just to have bloody parking restrictions- and BUGGERY-UGLY traffic wardens, and BOLLOCKY-pedestrian-BLOODY-crossings?... and those BASTARD railings outside shops windows, so you can't even get in them! I mean, I know they're there to stop stupid people running into the street and killing themselves! But we're not all stupid! We don't all need nurse-maiding. I mean, why not just have a Stupidity Tax? Just tax the stupid people! Patsy: [Stands up] And let them DIE! Eddie: Yes!
― kenan, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:47 (eighteen years ago)
michael, thank you for the information, that makes more sense.
xpost no one refers to "nicole richie" as "nikki" so that's completely bizarre to think that. also nicole richie is insanely famous.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 8 June 2007 20:47 (eighteen years ago)
I was wondering if some palms were greased in this.
as Dandy Don might say, you could bet your balls on it
― Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:47 (eighteen years ago)
i still think a couple of the men on this thread are insanely creepy, and also that ms misery is otm, again, about priorities etc.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 8 June 2007 20:48 (eighteen years ago)
hah i assumed shakey was joking. oh well
― deej, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:49 (eighteen years ago)
Nicole will likey be going to jail soon, too. Probably won't be much of a story b/c she'll take it a whole lot better.
― wanko ergo sum, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:49 (eighteen years ago)
oh just say kenan's name xxp
Isn't Nicole Ritchie half-Mexican, half-white? Adopted, right?
― everything, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:49 (eighteen years ago)
I'm going to hell for this...
http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/7135/lolpariswb5.jpg
― rogermexico., Friday, 8 June 2007 20:50 (eighteen years ago)
can't we get a crying eagle in there somewhere?
― Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:50 (eighteen years ago)
(or maybe one of the Santorum children)
I think it captures the national mood perfectly well as it is.
― kenan, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:51 (eighteen years ago)
nicole RICHIE ffs spell it right guys it's easy is adopted, yes
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 8 June 2007 20:51 (eighteen years ago)
I believe Nicole is Hispanic and adopted into a black family.
It always boggles me when celebrities get DUIs. If I was rich one of the first things I'd do is hire a driver so I'd never have to think about going out and getting wasted again.
― Ms Misery, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:53 (eighteen years ago)
and then your driver would write a vicious tell-all book a year later (as has already been noted)
― Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:54 (eighteen years ago)
If I was rich one of the first things I'd do is hire a driver so I'd never have to think about going out and getting wasted again.
So very very OTM.
― Mr. Que, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:55 (eighteen years ago)
Let 'em blab! I'd probably have told everything on ILx by then anyway. . .
― Ms Misery, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:55 (eighteen years ago)
I'm not against schadenfreude but I'm not relishing her tears, I'm merely saying that she's actually so far got away with a lot more than my friend and several other posters's friends or selves have gotten away with and her sense of entitlement is not only offputting but it ain't gonna get her anywhere, now.
As Anatole France so pithily put it in La lys rouge, "The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread." However, it also sometimes treats wanton, self-important heiresses as cruelly as it treats the poor and the fact that she has had trouble finding the humility to own up to the crime and the time is, perhaps, sad but no more sad than when my friend went to jail and my friend and had the humility and the dignity to avoid any gestures that could seem like self-pity such as crying on the way in.
― Michael White, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:56 (eighteen years ago)
obviously humility is gonna have to be a learned character trait with Paris
― Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:57 (eighteen years ago)
Also, Sam so right about the driver thing.
― Michael White, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:57 (eighteen years ago)
Let 'em blab! I'd probably have told everything on ILx by then anyway.
hahaha hey you go girl. don't forget to wear underwear!
had the humility and the dignity to avoid any gestures that could seem like self-pity
you just described Bizarro Paris Hilton.
― kenan, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:58 (eighteen years ago)
One thing for sure, she will be so terrified of going to jail again I doubt she will be drinking and driving or driving while suspended again. It might actually change her for the better.
― Herman G. Neuname, Friday, 8 June 2007 21:01 (eighteen years ago)
The other reason not to cry is that it merely inspires contempt in the worse kinds of asshole and as hard as fronting may be for her, being scorned, even in celebrity jail, is not a good way to start.
― Michael White, Friday, 8 June 2007 21:02 (eighteen years ago)
this is why i really enjoy having paris around - regardless of the rights/wrongs of the matter, so much of what she does ends up being so ridiculous. this is like britney and rehab, in out in out. and her sole action when at home yesterday was to...get luxury cupcakes delivered?? she should prob do her time even if she's being made an example of, but i don't think she's pathetic for trying to wriggle out of it or for crying. the people who get genuinely angered by her existence (the "AAARGH SHE IS AN ODIOUS HUMAN" types, i imagine the blood vessels in their forehead standing out whenever they think of her, ie like ALL THE TIME) are far more pathetic really.
she should get a driver though, yes.
if she'd been allowed to stay under house arrest, i hope she would have thrown a 23-day HOUSE PARTY.
― lex pretend, Friday, 8 June 2007 21:02 (eighteen years ago)
michael all your reasons for not crying are good and true and the reason i, personally, don't cry, but i don't think it's a moral failing on anyone's part if they can't control their tears!
― lex pretend, Friday, 8 June 2007 21:03 (eighteen years ago)
nothings more pathetic than an apologist
― Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 8 June 2007 21:04 (eighteen years ago)
"you're pathetic!" "no, you are!"
People, please, it's Paris Hilton. Can't we all come together as one, and enjoy a Simple Life marathon?
― kenan, Friday, 8 June 2007 21:06 (eighteen years ago)
All this Paris nonsense has been detracting us all from a bigger story. . .LINDSAY! How long has she been in rehab now? When will she leave again to score?
― Ms Misery, Friday, 8 June 2007 21:06 (eighteen years ago)
WHEN WILL SHE STAB AGAIN
― Mr. Que, Friday, 8 June 2007 21:06 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/images/photos/lindsay-lohan-knives-breast-lesbian-party.jpg
― Mr. Que, Friday, 8 June 2007 21:07 (eighteen years ago)
Yeah, see, the press sucks. Can't a girl just have some semi-violent drugged-up fun and not get shit for it?
― Ms Misery, Friday, 8 June 2007 21:08 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.slate.com/id/2167727/fr/flyout
― gabbneb, Friday, 8 June 2007 21:08 (eighteen years ago)
oh lindsay. i would love to party with her but fear i'd be enabling her or something.
― lex pretend, Friday, 8 June 2007 21:10 (eighteen years ago)
if i partied with lindsay, i would expect her to bring the coke. See? No enabling.
― kenan, Friday, 8 June 2007 21:11 (eighteen years ago)
so lindsay's in rehab, paris is in jail, britney's lying low...who will step up in the next month for the celebutard cause?!
― lex pretend, Friday, 8 June 2007 21:11 (eighteen years ago)
The real crime here is that the stupid Sheriff's office responded to it how they did.
Ms Misery so OTM it hurts.
― J, Friday, 8 June 2007 21:12 (eighteen years ago)
lol at "celebutard"
― kenan, Friday, 8 June 2007 21:14 (eighteen years ago)
those series of photos are hot.
― Spinspin Sugah, Friday, 8 June 2007 21:23 (eighteen years ago)
oh, ffs. it seems that she actually went from court to the usc medical center, not back to her special cell. far be it from to say that prisoners shouldn't get care, but this seems a bit beyond the pale. maybe her luxury cupcakes didn't agree with her?
― lauren, Friday, 8 June 2007 21:27 (eighteen years ago)
County jail was the closest thing I've had to a vacation in years. Srsly. I played cards with gang members and read trashy novels.
And while I wasn't in LA lockup, neither is Paris, so she gets no sympathy from me.
― milo z, Friday, 8 June 2007 21:31 (eighteen years ago)
lol i do love lindsay's pics
― Surmounter, Friday, 8 June 2007 21:35 (eighteen years ago)
BBC Site VOTE RESULTS Should Paris Hilton serve her sentence in jail? Yes 94.03% No 4.07% Don't know 1.90% 23949 Votes Cast
― Herman G. Neuname, Friday, 8 June 2007 21:36 (eighteen years ago)
An Internet poll would probably be 75/25 on "Should Paris Hilton be put to death?"
― milo z, Friday, 8 June 2007 21:37 (eighteen years ago)
Going to hell and down a circle...
http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/9224/simplelifefc6.jpg
― rogermexico., Friday, 8 June 2007 21:38 (eighteen years ago)
oh no you guys, RIP :( http://img378.imageshack.us/img378/9530/imagehiltonjs2.jpg
― Brent, Friday, 8 June 2007 21:51 (eighteen years ago)
RIP BIG MAN
― Dom Passantino, Friday, 8 June 2007 21:51 (eighteen years ago)
HOPE THERE'S NO BLACKS IN HEAVEN FOR YOU
― Dom Passantino, Friday, 8 June 2007 21:52 (eighteen years ago)
Seven hundred stab wounds! Top that, Julius Caesar!
― kenan, Friday, 8 June 2007 21:52 (eighteen years ago)
the people who get genuinely angered by her existence (the "AAARGH SHE IS AN ODIOUS HUMAN" types, i imagine the blood vessels in their forehead standing out whenever they think of her, ie like ALL THE TIME) are far more pathetic really.
yeah, that's just your imagination though - your strawman version of people who don't think rich people being able to do whatever they like is fabulous! or wonderful! or any of that
they're not crazed obsessed people - they're normal people who know that if they got a DUI & then drove on a suspended license, they'd be completely fucked, and who think it's lame that 1) often, the rich can buy their way out of this and 2) there are actually non-rich people who think that's cool because oh how fabulous
― J0hn D., Friday, 8 June 2007 21:57 (eighteen years ago)
you left out racist, talentless, and attention whore-ish
― Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 8 June 2007 21:59 (eighteen years ago)
You don't exactly undermine Lex's point with those last two, Shakey.
― milo z, Friday, 8 June 2007 22:00 (eighteen years ago)
Seriously. I was arrested for DUI once (adjudication was withheld, charges reduced to reckless driving), served a night in jail, ate the bologna sandwiches, and watched my holding cell fill with 40 wretches in 10 minutes after the cops raided a crackhouse. Ain't no way I'm repeating that experience.
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 8 June 2007 22:01 (eighteen years ago)
or that st. peter is taking the day off, and she's met @ the pearly gates by biggie smalls.
― Eisbaer, Friday, 8 June 2007 22:01 (eighteen years ago)
okay the "talent" thing is debatable - I'll grant you that - but clearly she craves attention. this is someone who decided that being rich was NOT ENOUGH, she wanted (needed? deserved?) to be FAMOUS too
― Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 8 June 2007 22:02 (eighteen years ago)
she does give a decent blowjob
― deeznuts, Friday, 8 June 2007 22:05 (eighteen years ago)
HAHA I didn't want to be the one to say it.
― kenan, Friday, 8 June 2007 22:05 (eighteen years ago)
that was clever
― RJG, Friday, 8 June 2007 22:07 (eighteen years ago)
she gives a terrible blowjob as I've said before, I do not understand people who think that beej was even worth getting let alone filming
― J0hn D., Friday, 8 June 2007 22:15 (eighteen years ago)
maybe you should try understanding your penis before you try to understand people
― deeznuts, Friday, 8 June 2007 22:24 (eighteen years ago)
I understand that if my penis catches a chill from the air in the room, then I have been the recipient of a crappy bj
people seem to think "hey, she gives head! therefore she is good at it!" but this is a logical fallacy
she looks like she about as interested in doing it as she is in parsing Hegel = she gives shitty head
― J0hn D., Friday, 8 June 2007 22:26 (eighteen years ago)
I knew there was a reason I was hot for philosophy majors.
― J, Friday, 8 June 2007 22:29 (eighteen years ago)
well J0hn diff'rent strokes n all that
― Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 8 June 2007 22:31 (eighteen years ago)
nobody goes down like a logical positivist
xpost dammit shakey I had a killer rejoinder there
― J0hn D., Friday, 8 June 2007 22:31 (eighteen years ago)
I still laughed!
― J, Friday, 8 June 2007 22:34 (eighteen years ago)
objectionable sexual relations with that subject
― estela, Friday, 8 June 2007 22:38 (eighteen years ago)
bad object choice
― rogermexico., Friday, 8 June 2007 23:00 (eighteen years ago)
utilitarian chicks give the best head yo.
― Eisbaer, Friday, 8 June 2007 23:06 (eighteen years ago)
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-2/950245/paris.jpg
― The Twisted Pollstarter, Friday, 8 June 2007 23:09 (eighteen years ago)
come with me, come to the land of batshit paris hilton fanfic
― A B C, Friday, 8 June 2007 23:12 (eighteen years ago)
i dunno, paris seems pretty much perfectly vile but this thread is still weird
http://static.sky.com/images/pictures/1545265.jpg
― acrobat, Friday, 8 June 2007 23:37 (eighteen years ago)
http://static.sky.com/images/pictures/1545264.jpg
http://static.sky.com/images/pictures/1545267.jpg
― acrobat, Friday, 8 June 2007 23:38 (eighteen years ago)
Fashion design sketches, perfect.
― Rock Hardy, Friday, 8 June 2007 23:38 (eighteen years ago)
http://static.sky.com/images/pictures/1545268.jpg
http://galleryoftheabsurd.typepad.com/14/images/voodooparislo.jpg
― everything, Friday, 8 June 2007 23:39 (eighteen years ago)
http://static.sky.com/images/pictures/1545266.jpg
― acrobat, Friday, 8 June 2007 23:39 (eighteen years ago)
I think she's fine, a little misguided obviously. Also, saying a woman has "no ass" is such a weird criticism. I don't think it's any better than putting someone down simply for being fat.
I really don't think she's pretty in this emaciated way. Not so much because she's skinny, but because it's been clear (from articles) that this is not her natural body type and that she puts everyone else down for not being up to par with her (skinny) standards. Also, well, I just don't like skeletons.
In this case it's blatant that she'd like to escape her talent, but what is wrong to use your money to get a good/perfect defense? I mean, should they (the rich) not use the best defense lawyers possible? In this case of course she's a very public figure (and not that likeable to many people) so people expect her to pay up.
― stevienixed, Saturday, 9 June 2007 00:06 (eighteen years ago)
omg paris is so drama right now
― Wrinklepaws, Saturday, 9 June 2007 01:55 (eighteen years ago)
IS WRINKLEPAWS POSTING FROM COUNTY JAIL
DEVELOPING
― J0hn D., Saturday, 9 June 2007 02:31 (eighteen years ago)
i've been getting into arguments with friends over the validity of paris' existence
i love defending her, cuz the thing to do is to scoff at her. weirdly enuf, people aren't really sure what to do with it. "what? you're not putting her down? what do you mean?"
it's interesting. those courtroom sketches are brilliant, xcept they make her nose look better than it is. kathy looks great.
― Surmounter, Saturday, 9 June 2007 02:42 (eighteen years ago)
Wilful contrarianism is great and all that, but sometimes the popular opinion doesn't revolve around a lack of imagination or awareness, but common sense and decency. With regard to PH, this falls squarely into the latter case.
― Just got offed, Saturday, 9 June 2007 02:44 (eighteen years ago)
Wilful contrarianism is great and all that, but sometimes the popular opinion doesn't revolve around a lack of imagination or awareness, but common sense and decency.
this is accurate. still there's this really strong urge to troll that people get: "others become angry when I say that Paris Hilton is great. That's why I think she's great!" it's like the dialed-back version of boyd rice/jim goad style trolling
― J0hn D., Saturday, 9 June 2007 02:59 (eighteen years ago)
"it was so awesome when I told those people I was pro-cancer, they got so mad it made me love cancer even more"
― J0hn D., Saturday, 9 June 2007 03:00 (eighteen years ago)
even if it gets excessive (and a little creepy), a little Schadenfreude thrown @ paris is not only justifiable it's also quite possibly a sign of life in bushco america (i.e., that trashy-yet-elitist über-materialism is STILL not acceptable).
― Eisbaer, Saturday, 9 June 2007 03:00 (eighteen years ago)
john D OTM -- willful contrarianism is often just puerile and adolescent. sorta like being the kid who plays devil's advocate in yer undergrad poli. sci. class and "defends" richard nixon or joseph stalin.
― Eisbaer, Saturday, 9 June 2007 03:01 (eighteen years ago)
oh but Eisbar when you see how mad those people get when you say you like Nixon, it's like, how can you not like Nixon?
― J0hn D., Saturday, 9 June 2007 03:03 (eighteen years ago)
i notice that you didn't choose stalin in yer counter-example there ;-)
― Eisbaer, Saturday, 9 June 2007 03:05 (eighteen years ago)
can I please get one of Wham!'s CHOOSE LIFE shirts that says CHOOSE STALIN shopped up in here real quick, thanx
― J0hn D., Saturday, 9 June 2007 03:07 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.terrierman.com/nixonyorkie.jpg
― Eisbaer, Saturday, 9 June 2007 03:07 (eighteen years ago)
he puts the boom boom into my heart
― J0hn D., Saturday, 9 June 2007 03:09 (eighteen years ago)
http://img.timeinc.net/time/photoessays/presvacation/nixon.jpg
― Eisbaer, Saturday, 9 June 2007 03:10 (eighteen years ago)
that's actually a recent pic of RMH in Hell, by the Sea of Eternal Suffering
― J0hn D., Saturday, 9 June 2007 03:24 (eighteen years ago)
i think that ann coulter has that pic embossed on her vibrator.
― Eisbaer, Saturday, 9 June 2007 03:26 (eighteen years ago)
I have to admit when I think about how he was a lifelong Quaker it really fucks my shit up
― J0hn D., Saturday, 9 June 2007 03:28 (eighteen years ago)
this whole story was hilarious, but it's become awesome, hasn't it?
It has confirmed my initial suspicions about her and the unspecified medical condition: she really IS four years old.
― StanM, Saturday, 9 June 2007 03:42 (eighteen years ago)
I really love that first picture of Nixon. It ranks right up there with Calvin Coolidge wearing the Indian headdress and sensible wingtips.
― Pleasant Plains, Saturday, 9 June 2007 03:43 (eighteen years ago)
well, i guess the truth is i don't totally her. u can say that's willfully contrarian, which makes sense, but at the same time, the overwhelming hatred of PH leaves little room for this sort of defense, rendering any defense of her at least somewhat provocative. and paris does not equal cancer, or stalin. she's just a dumb rich girl who likes being rich. in the end, her controversy is her reward.
― Surmounter, Saturday, 9 June 2007 03:50 (eighteen years ago)
well, i guess the truth is i don't totally her.
― J0hn D., Saturday, 9 June 2007 03:54 (eighteen years ago)
not hatin' man it just reminded me of "you never her," it's like you never her for '07
― J0hn D., Saturday, 9 June 2007 03:55 (eighteen years ago)
i guess the truth is i don't totally her.
waht ha, xpost
― Rock Hardy, Saturday, 9 June 2007 03:56 (eighteen years ago)
Won't anybody think of the childr Tinkerbell?
― StanM, Saturday, 9 June 2007 04:01 (eighteen years ago)
Out of almost 1000 answers, I can't believe I never weighed in on this question... no...wait...cancel that.
― Aimless, Saturday, 9 June 2007 04:08 (eighteen years ago)
It looks suspiciously like San Clemente to me...
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Saturday, 9 June 2007 05:08 (eighteen years ago)
Actually to some degree I can understand her saying she thinks it's unfair: there have been quite a few celebs (and non-celebs) who got off from the same thing.
― stevienixed, Saturday, 9 June 2007 08:03 (eighteen years ago)
Aside from whether you like her or not, the authorities are really messing up big time. She's being batted around while they play politics. Disgraceful.
― Rich Smörgasbord, Saturday, 9 June 2007 08:26 (eighteen years ago)
oh hai
let me suggest that part of people's amusement at paris's crying / screaming / whining here might have to do with her chief cultural product being a show where she and nicole traipse around being totally indifferent to the entire universe, stealing things from people and breaking stuff and wreaking havoc in a couldn't-give-a-shit way that is, admittedly, amusing
and that therefore it's pretty classic, basic comedy when the queen of couldn't-care-less is suddenly and dramatically reduced to hysterics when temporarily separated from the life to which she's become accustomed
and that if she were anywhere near as awesome as the lex likes to imagine she is, she'd have reported to jail and come out smiling in 40 days with corn-rows and a do-rag going "hey look everybody i got to make my own shiv" and "yeah i had a 'bitch' for a while but we grew apart"
but of course she's a fairly sad person with more or less none of the few redeeming characteristics of the fantasy character she sometimes plays
so she won't
― nabisco, Saturday, 9 June 2007 08:34 (eighteen years ago)
I never saw her show and I'll assume you're telling the truth about how she behaved on it. But I don't think this is "classic comedy". Not funny.
― Rich Smörgasbord, Saturday, 9 June 2007 08:38 (eighteen years ago)
Show=Life
― stevienixed, Saturday, 9 June 2007 08:55 (eighteen years ago)
So, it's late at night/early a.m., and I am thinking in my own clumsy way that this whole deal is almost a sort of (overdue, both chronologically and otherwise) symbolic slamming shut of doors on and finally waving goodbye to a whole bunch of noxious cultural phenomena that I associate with the early '00's.
..and now I'm looking forward to the day when American Idol is cancelled...or Vice magazine folds. It's maybe a little like how seventies stuff like the Weathermen, SLA, and Watergate underlined the demise of "the sixties". Or the JFK assasination or Beatlemania being a belated end to "the fifties".
I can barely even think right now, let alone write, and maybe my muddled observation and crappy analogies make little sense outside of my own mind, but man, it's just I think this decade so far has sucked, horribly, in so many ways. Good riddance.
― dell, Saturday, 9 June 2007 09:23 (eighteen years ago)
Don't hold your breath.
― Rich Smörgasbord, Saturday, 9 June 2007 09:25 (eighteen years ago)
nabisco is otm, also, this whole farce has become so 'oh fortuna!' and closed pyloric valve-ish, i find it impossible not to laugh.
― estela, Saturday, 9 June 2007 10:01 (eighteen years ago)
Quit it with the obscure references already; wtf is a pyloric valve?
― Rich Smörgasbord, Saturday, 9 June 2007 10:16 (eighteen years ago)
Stop it or I'll give you a myoclonic jerk.
― StanM, Saturday, 9 June 2007 10:20 (eighteen years ago)
if i explain and you are abrupt i will regret doing all that typing.
― estela, Saturday, 9 June 2007 10:34 (eighteen years ago)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pylorus
― StanM, Saturday, 9 June 2007 11:00 (eighteen years ago)
nabisco trying a bit too hard to be otm. How do you know she doesn't have any redeeming qualities? What a judgement to make requiring god-like powers!
whilst this comment nails it, as far as I'm concerned:
― Bob Six, Saturday, 9 June 2007 11:20 (eighteen years ago)
nabisco didn't say paris has no redeeming qualities, he said she has 'more or less none of the few redeeming characteristics of the fantasy character she sometimes plays'; it's not at all the same thing. also, saying someone is 'trying a bit too hard to be otm' then accusing them of being judgemental seems incongruous.
― estela, Saturday, 9 June 2007 11:43 (eighteen years ago)
Yes, but 9/11 was supposed to be the belated end to the frivolous & ironic 1990s--and that didn't happen--though I like the idea of Paris as Patty Hearst. Maybe she'll convert to NOI and start slinging bean pods.
― mulla atari, Saturday, 9 June 2007 11:47 (eighteen years ago)
so many other things are more disgraceful though
― akm, Saturday, 9 June 2007 14:10 (eighteen years ago)
yeah. its not really dsigraceful compared to gitmo, is it?
― stevie, Saturday, 9 June 2007 15:02 (eighteen years ago)
Here's the weirdness of the day.
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 9 June 2007 15:07 (eighteen years ago)
Okay, that is messing with my head. Maybe we really are in the end times.
― Rock Hardy, Saturday, 9 June 2007 15:38 (eighteen years ago)
yeah, that connection is just screaming for photoshop hijinx
― gershy, Saturday, 9 June 2007 15:43 (eighteen years ago)
To make it weirder.
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 9 June 2007 15:54 (eighteen years ago)
girls are always crying about something
― akm, Saturday, 9 June 2007 15:56 (eighteen years ago)
Okay did someone seriously compare the cultural impact of Watergate to the cultural impact of Paris Hilton going to jail?
― HI DERE, Saturday, 9 June 2007 16:00 (eighteen years ago)
to be honest, i think more than a cursory reading of foucault is needed there
― 696, Saturday, 9 June 2007 16:05 (eighteen years ago)
hahahahahahaha GARETH FOR THE WIN
― HI DERE, Saturday, 9 June 2007 16:06 (eighteen years ago)
locking up people for this shit is ridic and there's a lot of weird people upthread. however i basically agree with:
-- akm, Friday, June 8, 2007 3:47 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― That one guy that quit, Saturday, 9 June 2007 16:20 (eighteen years ago)
I wonder if the guy who took the picture of the street execution had anything to do with the Lindsey Lohan hoo-ha shot.
― Pleasant Plains, Saturday, 9 June 2007 16:24 (eighteen years ago)
"can I please get one of Wham!'s CHOOSE LIFE shirts that says CHOOSE STALIN shopped up in here real quick, thanx"
as far as dictator tshirts go, i once saw a black shirt (hehe) with solid white lettering that read "HITLER SUCKS". except that i quicky found out it actually read "HOLLISTER SUCKS". still, i think that a tshirt reading 'hitler sucks' is a fantastic idea.
i am watching an anti-pot commercial that features a dog telling a teenage girl he wishes she did not smoke weed.
― deeznuts, Saturday, 9 June 2007 16:32 (eighteen years ago)
dude, if the dog would just start smoking the weed, everyone could chill out.
― Pleasant Plains, Saturday, 9 June 2007 16:34 (eighteen years ago)
comparing this to gitmo, which i don't think anyone's actually done, would be exaggeration on a par with eg comparing paris hilton to stalin and nixon
― lex pretend, Saturday, 9 June 2007 16:37 (eighteen years ago)
this sets the stage for awesome Paris: At Folsom Prison record in 2008
also http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/02/08/hilton.jpg
― gershy, Saturday, 9 June 2007 16:46 (eighteen years ago)
can we call for a moratorium on douchebags like Andrew Sullivan saying shit like "and the beat goes on" or "and so it goes"
or anybody really for christ's sake
― J0hn D., Saturday, 9 June 2007 17:15 (eighteen years ago)
locking up people for this shit is ridic
for driving drunk, without a license, after twice being forbidden to drive? of course, because that's harmless, right?
― stevie, Saturday, 9 June 2007 17:29 (eighteen years ago)
it's not harmless at all, but tbh i generally think jail is a poor way of influencing behaviour. confiscation of property in this case would do it--in case of most people confiscation of car would work, but i suppose less so for someone that rich.
― That one guy that quit, Saturday, 9 June 2007 17:36 (eighteen years ago)
If she has one working brain cell, this is going to be the deterrent of a lifetime. Forty-five days of house arrest wouldn't.
― Rock Hardy, Saturday, 9 June 2007 17:43 (eighteen years ago)
If she has one working brain cell
deterrence theory has a funny way of NOT WORKING.
― That one guy that quit, Saturday, 9 June 2007 17:53 (eighteen years ago)
OH, WELL THEN LET'S JUST SCRAP THE WHOLE SYSTEM AFTER THE GUILTY VERDICT.
― Rock Hardy, Saturday, 9 June 2007 17:57 (eighteen years ago)
what would you suggest then, nrq? and if it was some travelling-salesman bonehead driving drunk while banned, should they not go to prison if repeated cautions don't deter them?
i'm really not a 'lock em up' type person at all, but driving drunk is pretty fucked up and indefensible.
― stevie, Saturday, 9 June 2007 17:58 (eighteen years ago)
I don't know where this idea came from that the 90s were frivolous and ironic. People in the 90s were ridiculously earnest and idealistic, especially compared to this decade! The 90s wouldn't have paid any attention to Paris, not just because you couldn't get high-speed video on the internet, but because the 90s were busy thinking Alanis Morrissette had interesting things to say, and being charmed by Jenna Elfman, and celebrating Earth Day, and experimenting with being actual lesbians instead of just making out with friends at parties, and admiring Pedro's activism on the Real World San Francisco. Which had its own Paris, and his name was Puck. Peeps in the 90s were serious, and instead of celebrity trash culture we got our yucks out of random historical cultural trends, like buying vintage Thundercats t-shirts and watching 50s educational films on hygiene.
(I think this is because the youth demographic in the 90s was OLDER and small, and has now been supplanted by a younger boom generation that is way more conventional about stylishness and materialism and celebrity culture. In high school terms the 90s were a geek/freak decade, and the 00s are a jock/cheerleader one.)
― nabisco, Saturday, 9 June 2007 18:53 (eighteen years ago)
there are still lots of earnest people around at the moment, nabisco.
― acrobat, Saturday, 9 June 2007 18:57 (eighteen years ago)
In the '90s the political obsessions were mostly centered around Bill Clinton's penis--frivolous. Buying Thudercats t-shirts=ironic. The '00s are just like the '90s except that instead of finding new things we've just mainstreamed all the stuff that seemed slightly edgy back then (trucker hats, Bill Stiller, grunge, hip hop, reality shows, live helicopter shots of slow moving vehicles) and kept it going ad nauseum.
There were earnest people in both decades--I mean you've got Emo & True School & the netroots & the 9-11 Truth idiots & a million political documentaries now.
― mulla atari, Saturday, 9 June 2007 19:10 (eighteen years ago)
Uh, Ben Stiller.
and, Thundercats
― wanko ergo sum, Saturday, 9 June 2007 19:15 (eighteen years ago)
Buying Thudercats t-shirts=ironic
Unh-uh. So sincere. Ho!
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Saturday, 9 June 2007 19:16 (eighteen years ago)
Haha wait you mean my vague description of decade trends doesn't accurately describe EVERYONE?!?!?
No seriously though, I'm not saying kids today aren't earnest, just that there are certain types of 90s idealistic earnestness that are considered pretty passe these days -- it feels like young people now inhabit our society a lot more naturally (because they grew up in a really large cohort of children) and instead of the attempted thinky/progressive earnestness of the 90s they're just naturally, conventionally earnest. (And that'll probably continue, because kids growing up on stuff like High School Musical are MEGA on the having-a-huge-culture-cohort thing.)
In any case it seems completely wrong to say the 90s were frivolous and ironic.
xpost 90s political obsessions were not centered anywhere near Clinton's penis
― nabisco, Saturday, 9 June 2007 19:19 (eighteen years ago)
Haha I should really be using the Real World to trace a timeline of youth culture preferences, but it seems not with it without Dan around to assist -- from AIDS activists and cartoonists to ... everyone gets drunk and naked a lot. That's the kind of shift I'm talking about w/r/t the kids.
― nabisco, Saturday, 9 June 2007 19:22 (eighteen years ago)
Don't know what yer on about now.
― mulla atari, Saturday, 9 June 2007 19:40 (eighteen years ago)
For one thing I'm on about the Lewinsky thing not happening until 1998.
― nabisco, Saturday, 9 June 2007 19:45 (eighteen years ago)
In terms of socio-political issues way more of the 90s were spent fighting about gays in the military and abortion than Lewinsky (or any of the other women making Clinton-related accusations, which mostly just helped conservatives hate Clinton on a personal level without its becoming much of a political issue).
― nabisco, Saturday, 9 June 2007 19:50 (eighteen years ago)
yeah, the 90s were much more about Billary murdering Vince Foster, and the cottage industry that developed from getting the truth out.
― kingfish, Saturday, 9 June 2007 19:51 (eighteen years ago)
i'm serious, too
― kingfish, Saturday, 9 June 2007 19:55 (eighteen years ago)
80s cartoons aside, I agree that putting people in prison for drunk driving won't stop drunk driving accidents from happening. People under the influence of alcohol are terrible at making decisions about right and wrong.
What we oughta do is produce cars that are fool-proof, so that drunks can't operate them. Breath alcohol ignition interlock devices oughta be as standard as airbags. If people will try to drive drunk regardless of the consequences, might as well make it really difficult for them.
Paris wasn't drunk the second time she was arrested though, right? If you know you're not supposed to drive, don't fucking drive. And if you know you're not supposed to drive and you want to do it anyway, try and be real low-key about it. Don't drive like such an idiot (lights off; 70 in a 35) that you'll get pulled over.
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Saturday, 9 June 2007 19:55 (eighteen years ago)
Paris wasn't drunk the second time she was arrested though, right?
yeah, the point is that a) drunk driving is bad, and b) being brazenly cavalier about the punishment the justice system does dole out to you is just fucking rude.
― kenan, Saturday, 9 June 2007 20:06 (eighteen years ago)
not to defend her, but is that what happened? I thought she was picked up for a DUI, license was suspended, and then she was just caught driving twice on a suspended license, but not drunk at those times
― akm, Saturday, 9 June 2007 20:07 (eighteen years ago)
oh oops, xpost
which direction are people driving when they drive drunk? to work? to home? where do they start? the bar. Insure the bar AND the driver and all of a sudden there's a genuine incentive besides good citizenship and the outside chance of a successful civil suit to force your patrons into a fucking cab.
"deterrence" works best if you apply it to people who are likely to be have some control over a situation - meaning not drunk, among other things
― TOMBOT, Saturday, 9 June 2007 20:09 (eighteen years ago)
also, her excuse was that her manager told her she could drive for work purposes. the fact that she has no job obscures this issue a bit.
― akm, Saturday, 9 June 2007 20:10 (eighteen years ago)
what about people who get drunk at work?
― gershy, Saturday, 9 June 2007 20:14 (eighteen years ago)
"Start drinking at 7am friday"
― kenan, Saturday, 9 June 2007 20:17 (eighteen years ago)
the master distiller should be provided with transportation on the company dime
― TOMBOT, Saturday, 9 June 2007 20:34 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.chrisgenoa.com/archives/Drunk_Dino.jpeg
― kenan, Saturday, 9 June 2007 20:38 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.poster.net/martin-dean/martin-dean-wine-drinker-5000546.jpg
― kenan, Saturday, 9 June 2007 20:39 (eighteen years ago)
Don't want to keep going on about this but gays-in-military was a blip for most Americans and abortion was a side issue for crazies just as it had been in the '80s. The American left had no real organized agenda in the '90s other than gaping in horror at Clinton's compromises with Gringrich.
Most of the political passion was on the right, and it was focused on Clinton's sex life from the moment he entered national politics. Read or watch The Hunting of the President for evidence. Everything, including the Vince Foster stuff (was he banging Hillary? was he covering up Clinton's affairs? blah blah) had to do with it. Monica was just the culmination of this, when the whole country had to hear about this stuff every day for about a year & a half.
― mulla atari, Saturday, 9 June 2007 20:44 (eighteen years ago)
so regardless, we wouldn't have been hearing about Paris, because clinton didn't schtupper.
― TOMBOT, Saturday, 9 June 2007 21:05 (eighteen years ago)
Many states have "dram shop" acts that make bars secondarily liable for injuries negligently caused to third parties by obviously drunken patrons. Dunno if California has one or not.
As for "deterrence don't work"--I think that's a major overstatement. Does it refer to specific deterrence (preventing the individual from reoffending) or general deterrence (preventing all citizens from engaging in the prohibited behavior)? I suspect the former may actually work in this case, since Paris is so clearly freaked by being in jail that she really won't want to go back.
― J, Saturday, 9 June 2007 21:15 (eighteen years ago)
-- stevie, Saturday, June 9, 2007 5:58 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link
confiscation of property in this case would do it--in case of most people confiscation of car would work, but i suppose less so for someone that rich.
-- That one guy that quit, Saturday, June 9, 2007 5:36 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link
i might feel difft if prisons weren't the way they are. jailtime may stop DUIs reoffending, but it doesn't seem to have that effect on violent crime, for example.
― That one guy that quit, Saturday, 9 June 2007 21:21 (eighteen years ago)
I actually tend to agree with that, but it's a distraction from the main point in this case. I'll say it again, house arrest/ankle monitor/cupcakes were not going to change PH's behavior, and "HALT -- SLAMMER TIME" probably will.
― Rock Hardy, Saturday, 9 June 2007 21:28 (eighteen years ago)
IF SHE LIVES THROUGH IT, HEH HEH HEH.
― Rock Hardy, Saturday, 9 June 2007 21:31 (eighteen years ago)
AND WILL SHE? (Classic vague 'sources tell us' story.)
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 9 June 2007 21:32 (eighteen years ago)
jailtime may stop DUIs reoffending, but it doesn't seem to have that effect on violent crime, for example.
Depends on the type of crime. Obviously it's very difficult to deter impulsive crimes, since they are by definition not really premeditated. General deterrence is most effective when punishment is swift and reasonably certain, when it is closely tied to the gravity of the offense, and this information is widely known. General deterrence theory is essentially a kind of economic analysis of crime, the idea being that where the consequences for the bad actor are sufficiently severe and likely that he will be forced to think about and consider those consequences before engaging the bad act. For it to work, legislators can't be tweaking punishment and crimes all the freaking time.
(xpost obv)
― J, Saturday, 9 June 2007 21:32 (eighteen years ago)
where the consequences for the bad actor are sufficiently severe and likely that he will be forced to think about and consider those consequences before engaging the bad act.
with winning strategies like that the drug war will be over by christmas.
― That one guy that quit, Saturday, 9 June 2007 21:48 (eighteen years ago)
Congratulations, you're the most sour, miserable human alive.
― Rock Hardy, Saturday, 9 June 2007 23:09 (eighteen years ago)
i get that a lot
― That one guy that quit, Saturday, 9 June 2007 23:45 (eighteen years ago)
Cripes.
― J, Saturday, 9 June 2007 23:46 (eighteen years ago)
All of this outrage is missplaced! The outrage should be aimed at the fact LA County has an overcorwding issue and Sheriff Baca has to have a program in place to control the population. If everyone in the country who has served every second of their county jail sentence or feels completely outraged would send money to a LA County Jail Expansion Fund then maybe all of this outrage could actually do some good in the future! Our aim should be to make sure EVERYONE in LA County that is sentenced to county jail serves their entire sentence!
The entire country needs to deal with the facts of how things are in LA County as told by Sheriff Baca. He stated the typical in Paris's situation. And it isn't what she is getting. All in the name of publicity. SHE SHOULD BE LET FREE NOW AND NOT A SECOND FURTHER!!!!FREE PARIS! TREAT HER LIKE ANYONE AND EVERYONE IN LA COUNTY!!!!
The sad fact is that not every state is the same when it comes to sentences for DUI offenses. Our state has mandatory minimum sentence that includes mandatory county jail, loss of license and a hefty fine with increases in time and amounts for each occurrence thereafter however, I don't live in CA. You should be outraged at the CA government for sentence minimums not Paris Hilton!
Paris needs to be treated like everyone else in LA County! And the fact is that she isn't! And you idiots who don't get that need some serious help is seeing the big picture!
PARDON PARIS!!! PRESIDENT BUSH PARDON PARIS!!! PARDON PARIS!!! ARONLD SCHWARZENEGGER PARDON PARIS!!! PARDON PARIS!!! PARDON PARIS!!! PARDON PARIS!!! PARDON PARIS!!! PARDON PARIS!!! PARDON PARIS!!! PARDON PARIS!!!
― river wolf, Saturday, 9 June 2007 23:56 (eighteen years ago)
I respect the fact that you believe there's something larger at stake. I might vote for you in IL08.
― kenan, Sunday, 10 June 2007 00:01 (eighteen years ago)
Togtq, I don't have time to get into this right now, but what I was referring to are typical underpinnings for a general deterrence view of punishment. There are others (I'm mainly an incapacitation guy, myself). Wikipedia's got a reasonable summary of the main views.
― J, Sunday, 10 June 2007 00:06 (eighteen years ago)
dear god this country
― TOMBOT, Sunday, 10 June 2007 05:50 (eighteen years ago)
Hahah, I know where river wolf got that from...
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 10 June 2007 07:28 (eighteen years ago)
http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2006-03/31/xinsrc_52203033109449371583310.jpg
― Jeb, Sunday, 10 June 2007 09:26 (eighteen years ago)
Why on earth would she want people to compare her face with Hepburn's?
― Øystein, Sunday, 10 June 2007 11:13 (eighteen years ago)
ya srsly, she's hardly ugly, but compared to Audrey Hepburn she looks like a bucket of fried chicken with a tiara.
― kenan, Sunday, 10 June 2007 11:15 (eighteen years ago)
"Today I told my attorneys not to appeal the judge's decision. While I greatly appreciate the Sheriff's concern for my health and welfare, after meeting with doctors I intend to serve my time as ordered by the judge.
This is by far the hardest thing I have ever done. During the past several days, I have had a lot of time to reflect and have already learned a bitter, but important lesson from this experience.
As I have said before, I hope others will learn from my mistake. I have also had time to read the mail from my fans. I very much appreciate all of their good wishes and hope they will keep their letters coming.
I must also say that I was shocked to see all of the attention devoted to the amount of time I would spend in jail for what I had done by the media, public and city officials. I would hope going forward that the public and the media will focus on more important things, like the men and women serving our country in Iraq, Afghanistan and other places around the world."
― J0hn D., Sunday, 10 June 2007 12:23 (eighteen years ago)
OOH BURN PWN3D BY PAR1S SO TOTALLY TOLD WHAT AN AWESOME POINT SHE HAS THERE ABOUT HOW THERE'S BETTER STUFF TO PAY ATTENTION TO
― J0hn D., Sunday, 10 June 2007 12:24 (eighteen years ago)
PARIS OTM LOLZ
― blueski, Sunday, 10 June 2007 12:26 (eighteen years ago)
photo looks like it's winking at me.
― That one guy that quit, Sunday, 10 June 2007 12:30 (eighteen years ago)
"I must also say that when people pay attention to the other stuff I do like the tv series or going to lots of PARTIES lol, then it is totally appropriate to dig that as a little relief from the Iraq war and all that. Nothing wrong with a little escapism. But escapism that's actually laughing at me, no, totally uncool. The media should only focus on me when it's cool with me, k thx bye."
― J0hn D., Sunday, 10 June 2007 12:43 (eighteen years ago)
so funny: i was at my hairdresser's this morning, and i got involved in a little coffee talk re: Paris. which isn't really that odd, but it was like talking about the same stuff as on this thread. which also isn't that odd - i guess it's just kind of hilarious how pervasive her existence is in everyday interaction. like the winter weather, she has absolutely become a means of relating to other people.
― Surmounter, Sunday, 10 June 2007 15:35 (eighteen years ago)
This is by far the hardest thing I have ever done.
HELLO no fuckin shit, lady.
― kenan, Sunday, 10 June 2007 15:44 (eighteen years ago)
also j0hn otm x10
― kenan, Sunday, 10 June 2007 15:47 (eighteen years ago)
-- Surmounter, Sunday, June 10, 2007 3:35 PM (40 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
people, irl, talking about the same shit as folks on the internet.
whatever next?
― That one guy that quit, Sunday, 10 June 2007 16:18 (eighteen years ago)
lol i know it's true, but it's funny cuz it's so intellectualized here - it feels odd taking part in such conversation at a hole-in-the-wall hairdresser's.
― Surmounter, Sunday, 10 June 2007 17:27 (eighteen years ago)
cuz we did get past the "oh GOD, i can't believe they let her out" thing, which seems to the usual interaction i have re: Paris
― Surmounter, Sunday, 10 June 2007 17:28 (eighteen years ago)
again i think it's her sheer pervasion, if nothing else about her, that warrants credit.
― Surmounter, Sunday, 10 June 2007 17:31 (eighteen years ago)
it's like how you have to credit the actor who plays the character in the movie that really, really agitates you. at the very least, you have a reaction to the character that you have to deal with, something with which to entertain yourself. this thread has interruped many a moment in my day-to-day existence, to my own detriment, but that speaks to the base power of Paris Hilton. of course, most of her power is due to money, but just as much of it seems to result from the perception that she has not made the most of it. this sense of wasted opportunity renders her even more powerful sociologically, because it is challenging and omnipresent.
― Surmounter, Sunday, 10 June 2007 17:43 (eighteen years ago)
See also: Britney Spears
― B.L.A.M., Sunday, 10 June 2007 17:58 (eighteen years ago)
this thread has interruped many a moment in my day-to-day existence, to my own detriment, but that speaks to the base power of Paris Hilton.
come on dude, I mean I waste all my time on ILX too but that doesn't speak to the base power of LOL80's or anything
― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 10 June 2007 17:58 (eighteen years ago)
http://johngushue.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/bob_dylan_like_a_rolling_stone_45.jpg
― The Wayward Johnny B, Sunday, 10 June 2007 19:28 (eighteen years ago)
― Surmounter, Sunday, 10 June 2007 20:22 (eighteen years ago)
I actually can't believe this is true, but apparently recent studies have consistently concluded that the death penalty actually is a deterrent.
― J, Monday, 11 June 2007 16:18 (eighteen years ago)
DEATH TO PARIS
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 11 June 2007 16:20 (eighteen years ago)
ROME YOU ARE NEXT
― HI DERE, Monday, 11 June 2007 16:21 (eighteen years ago)
paris says "going forward"???
― Alan, Monday, 11 June 2007 16:22 (eighteen years ago)
the # of executions v. murders in this country over time surely can't be statistically significant enough to make such a prediction and call it accurate or conclusive
― TOMBOT, Monday, 11 June 2007 16:28 (eighteen years ago)
Yeah Tom, I tend to think you're right about that. I haven't looked at the studies and probably wouldn't be qualified to judge them. But it seems damned odd to me that somebody can conclude that each person executed deters between 3 and 18(!) murders based on the tiny number of executions per year.
― J, Monday, 11 June 2007 17:13 (eighteen years ago)
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070611/ap_en_ot/paris_hilton
― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy, Monday, 11 June 2007 19:13 (eighteen years ago)
haha, that's pretty adorable.
― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 11 June 2007 19:14 (eighteen years ago)
oh, parispaws
― kenan, Monday, 11 June 2007 19:15 (eighteen years ago)
9/11 paris going to jail was supposed to be the belated end to the frivolous & ironic 1990s paris
― nabisco, Monday, 11 June 2007 19:19 (eighteen years ago)
Who knew Paris could act, eh? Also I wonder where she found god. x-post
― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy, Monday, 11 June 2007 19:20 (eighteen years ago)
this is really getting weird. everyone knows their part in this script and are following it well. you get the feeling that paris is saying all that because that's simply what one DOES following this sort of experience. is there any real person in there? or anywhere!?! i need to lie down....
― ryan, Monday, 11 June 2007 19:24 (eighteen years ago)
Well she's advised to say things. Bush gets defended because he's a man of god by so many people so why not Paris.
― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy, Monday, 11 June 2007 19:26 (eighteen years ago)
i think she is a dumb girl pretending to be dumb
-- estela (estelaisale...), January 23rd, 2006 3:02 AM. (estela) (link)
― jaymc, Monday, 11 June 2007 19:26 (eighteen years ago)
(Someone photoshop Paris reading the bible)
― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy, Monday, 11 June 2007 19:27 (eighteen years ago)
yeah i should take a deep breath. i just had a vision of a future where we're sold this redemption narrative of paris hilton and she is looked up to as a activist and do-gooder...because dont we just love those kinds of stories?
― ryan, Monday, 11 June 2007 19:28 (eighteen years ago)
xpost better yet, nailed to a cross
― kenan, Monday, 11 June 2007 19:28 (eighteen years ago)
giving jesus a bj
― kenan, Monday, 11 June 2007 19:29 (eighteen years ago)
jesus wept
― forksclovetofu, Monday, 11 June 2007 19:36 (eighteen years ago)
As noted above.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 11 June 2007 19:38 (eighteen years ago)
because you've spent the past 48 hours thinking hey, I really need to know what CHRISTOPHER HITCHENS thinks about all this
― nabisco, Monday, 11 June 2007 19:47 (eighteen years ago)
^^^ Warning: reading the above is about as creepy / unnecessary / mindboggling as, I dunno, walking in on your mom having sex with Christopher Hitchens
― nabisco, Monday, 11 June 2007 19:48 (eighteen years ago)
DUDE NO EW
― HI DERE, Monday, 11 June 2007 19:50 (eighteen years ago)
contains description / analysis of Christopher Hitchens watching Paris Hilton sex tape
― nabisco, Monday, 11 June 2007 19:53 (eighteen years ago)
T
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I was about to say... he seems very preoccupied by the aspects of Paris that bother me the least.
― kenan, Monday, 11 June 2007 19:54 (eighteen years ago)
ugh damn you nabisco
― Mr. Que, Monday, 11 June 2007 19:54 (eighteen years ago)
ha I kind of liked it. hitchens sure hates the people.
― TOMBOT, Monday, 11 June 2007 19:56 (eighteen years ago)
hey you, yeah, the hoi polloi. the bits of me that resemble you make me SICK TO DEATH and I would NOT SHED A SINGLE TEAR were the entire race to be wiped out by a terrible illness or perhaps a bomb.
― TOMBOT, Monday, 11 June 2007 19:57 (eighteen years ago)
Fuck God, fuck the newspaper, why do I have to put up with all this shit from everyone, I just want a fucking drink.
― TOMBOT, Monday, 11 June 2007 19:58 (eighteen years ago)
hey you, "hoi" means "the" in greek, so you just said "the the people," but maybe you meant that.
― Mr. Que, Monday, 11 June 2007 19:59 (eighteen years ago)
just make sure you call him "Chris" from now on
― gabbneb, Monday, 11 June 2007 19:59 (eighteen years ago)
cf jhoshea pointing out his entire career is a cry for help, with accompanying humorously captioned photographs. Perhaps that's why he empathizes with Hilton, they're both drunks who happened to stumble into career paths (one acting smart, the other acting dumb) that are just unfulfilling death spirals for each of them
― TOMBOT, Monday, 11 June 2007 20:00 (eighteen years ago)
just kidding tombot here is drink
http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/im000430.jpg
― Mr. Que, Monday, 11 June 2007 20:00 (eighteen years ago)
rabbits and rum
― TOMBOT, Monday, 11 June 2007 20:01 (eighteen years ago)
where is his little umbrella
http://www.nothinspiration.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/paris-hilton-sucking.jpg
― Mr. Que, Monday, 11 June 2007 20:04 (eighteen years ago)
HELP ME
― TOMBOT, Monday, 11 June 2007 20:06 (eighteen years ago)
http://foreveramber.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/slebfancydress.jpg
― Mr. Que, Monday, 11 June 2007 20:12 (eighteen years ago)
ok wtf
― HI DERE, Monday, 11 June 2007 20:12 (eighteen years ago)
cop, aerobics instructor and. . .?
― Mr. Que, Monday, 11 June 2007 20:14 (eighteen years ago)
Haha yeah, I was gonna say, the two funniest things about this are possibly
(a) OF COURSE this guy has contempt for laws against drunk driving, and
(b) something about this suggests that he is totally unfamiliar with who Paris Hilton is apart from the sex tape, which is funny because it's TOO EASY to imagine Hitchens's only brushes with pop culture involving sitting around drunk in a filthy bathrobe, angrily surfing the web for porn, therefore
(c) LEAVE IT TO HIM to project something resembling "kiddie porn" onto people's interest in her doings
― nabisco, Monday, 11 June 2007 20:14 (eighteen years ago)
I CAN HAS COUNTING
― nabisco, Monday, 11 June 2007 20:15 (eighteen years ago)
given her comments on that infamous videotape, that pic above is especially um interesting.
― Eisbaer, Monday, 11 June 2007 20:15 (eighteen years ago)
crazy 'poet' guy at 5th Ave & 53rd subway platform:
PARIS IS A DISCONNECTED SOCIOPATH
WOMAN IN JAIL IS MAN'S FREEDOM
― Dr Morbius, Monday, 11 June 2007 20:16 (eighteen years ago)
angrily surfing the web for porn
haha. nice adverb. GRRRR WHERE'S THE BLOODY PORN ON THIS THING
― Mr. Que, Monday, 11 June 2007 20:17 (eighteen years ago)
Lohan in video for "Let's Get Physical"
― kenan, Monday, 11 June 2007 20:17 (eighteen years ago)
dr. morbius please go buy me that sign, thx
― J0hn D., Monday, 11 June 2007 20:19 (eighteen years ago)
i mean, those and the fact that hitchens's career over the past few decades has seemed to involve sitting home drunk and one by one breaking ties with people he used to know over some grand moral failing he suddenly detects in them, to the point where there are no humans left on the planet he has any shred of respect for except for ... paris hilton
the guy's whole career is like shakey mo on an RIP thread, except ... paris hilton
― nabisco, Monday, 11 June 2007 20:20 (eighteen years ago)
!
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 11 June 2007 20:20 (eighteen years ago)
i saw him at a Martin Amis reading a few years back here in DC. he was tanked.
― Mr. Que, Monday, 11 June 2007 20:20 (eighteen years ago)
hahahahahahahahahahaha I love all of you now
― HI DERE, Monday, 11 June 2007 20:20 (eighteen years ago)
yeah he's got a sort of vaudevillian charm to me - I think I enjoy him the way some people enjoy, umm, Paris Hilton - as some caricature who dependably brings the lulz
― J0hn D., Monday, 11 June 2007 20:25 (eighteen years ago)
what if they got married? And had their own reality show?
― Mr. Que, Monday, 11 June 2007 20:26 (eighteen years ago)
I can't front, I would watch it every week
― J0hn D., Monday, 11 June 2007 20:27 (eighteen years ago)
hey I respect lots of people
― Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 11 June 2007 20:27 (eighteen years ago)
They're such gross angry lulz, though! Much like Hans Christian Andersen, everything he writes sounds much better read out loud in the trashed, fulminating voice of a guy who'd be about to commit some act of domestic abuse if only everyone hadn't abandoned him years and years ago. It'd be funny if he were some kind of hardboiled private detective or renegade cop, but these days it's like "hey, didn't you used to know XX?" and he goes "lemme tellllll you somefink about XX, I useta have respect for that sonofabitch, but then he said he liked FRUIT MENTOS, and now bloated amoral GIT is WORSE THAN NAZIS, he cannnn ZZZZZZZZ"
― nabisco, Monday, 11 June 2007 20:29 (eighteen years ago)
My grammar is bad there: Hans Christian Andersen is better read in the voice of a nice old man who has been asked to read a story to his grandchildren but is too drunk to focus on the pages, and so just makes everything up instead.
― nabisco, Monday, 11 June 2007 20:30 (eighteen years ago)
i enjoy christopher hitchens (and julie burchill &c &c) in much the same way i enjoy paris hilton! but not to the extent.
(nb i did not click on that article because i do not enjoy hitchens so much that i want to read about him wanking over hilton)
― lex pretend, Monday, 11 June 2007 20:31 (eighteen years ago)
It'd be funny if he were some kind of hardboiled private detective or renegade cop, but these days it's like "hey, didn't you used to know XX?" and he goes "lemme tellllll you somefink about XX, I useta have respect for that sonofabitch, but then he said he liked FRUIT MENTOS, and now bloated amoral GIT is WORSE THAN NAZIS, he cannnn ZZZZZZZZ"
Have you been reading the letters of Kingsley Amis? Dude wrote letters just like this.
― Mr. Que, Monday, 11 June 2007 20:31 (eighteen years ago)
"Andershen, that'sh MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE that oughta hold the little bashtards..."
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 11 June 2007 20:31 (eighteen years ago)
So which was Hitchens' best album?
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 11 June 2007 20:32 (eighteen years ago)
Hoi polloi is Greek for “the common people,” but it is often misused to mean “the upper class” (does “hoi” make speakers think of “high” or "hoity-toity"?). Some urge that since “hoi” is the article “the hoi polloi” is redundant; but the general rule is that articles such as "the” and “a” in foreign language phrases cease to function as such in place names, brands, and catch phrases except for some of the most familiar ones in French and Spanish, where everyone recognizes “la"—for instance—as meaning “the.” “The El Nino” is redundant, but “the hoi polloi” is standard English.
btw, for all i know, "über" only means "over" in german, its use as an intensifier's being an english invention, so if you wanna get nitpicky you have a world of trouble in front of you.
pretty good Hitchens piece. i'm not gonna fault him for teaming up with 90% of the male population in finding Paris' cockmanship less than stellar.
― Jeb, Monday, 11 June 2007 20:32 (eighteen years ago)
yeah i was just joshin with the TOMBOTS
― Mr. Que, Monday, 11 June 2007 20:33 (eighteen years ago)
um it's cockSmanship, mr styleguide
― gff, Monday, 11 June 2007 20:36 (eighteen years ago)
(I don't think "uber" is used as an intensifier in English, or at least no more than the equivalent "over" is (overlord, overmind) -- it's an intensifier by spatial metaphor, let's say.)
(There is at least one translation of Andersen that says stuff like "so he went back to school to talk to the trolls -- because did I mention this was a school for trolls? cuz it was -- and he told them...")
― nabisco, Monday, 11 June 2007 20:37 (eighteen years ago)
"Uber" is gamer slang, I believe adapted from Nietzsche's concept of "das Uebermensch".
― HI DERE, Monday, 11 June 2007 20:41 (eighteen years ago)
I don't mind admitting that I, too, have watched Hilton undergoing the sexual act.
― river wolf, Monday, 11 June 2007 20:45 (eighteen years ago)
I feel out of it and old because I have no desire to watch someone I detest suck a dick. (They can go do it, I just don't need verification.)
― HI DERE, Monday, 11 June 2007 20:47 (eighteen years ago)
"undergo" is a weird verb choice for "the sexual act"
― Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 11 June 2007 20:51 (eighteen years ago)
I have never looked for this, either. I can't think of any time it's even occurred to me to want to, and assuming I had ever been in the mood, I'm certainly sure it wouldn't be worth typing that particular search into google and wading through to the objective.
― nabisco, Monday, 11 June 2007 20:51 (eighteen years ago)
I think "uber" is used as an intensifier in english in the same way that "super" is
― RJG, Monday, 11 June 2007 20:52 (eighteen years ago)
xpost he is being writerly and emphasizing her "passive" blankness?
(i usually find it a rather aggressive blankness, but i also can't imagine her going down on anyone)
RJG "SUPER" IS JUST LATIN FOR "ABOVE," NO???
― nabisco, Monday, 11 June 2007 20:53 (eighteen years ago)
yeah, i've never actually seen it. what i want to know is: did hitchens have some kind of journo connection that got him a copy of the real deal?
― river wolf, Monday, 11 June 2007 20:53 (eighteen years ago)
never seen it and couldn't care less
― Mr. Que, Monday, 11 June 2007 20:54 (eighteen years ago)
from what i have read, Hitchens lives a happy life with his second wife and three kids, so i don't get where all the wild accusations come from.
HAS ANYONE SEEN THE SECOND SEX-TAPE BTW? they say it contains Paris and Nick Carter doing the dutty. should be hot.
― Jeb, Monday, 11 June 2007 20:54 (eighteen years ago)
pretty much
― RJG, Monday, 11 June 2007 20:54 (eighteen years ago)
dutty?????????
― Mr. Que, Monday, 11 June 2007 20:55 (eighteen years ago)
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000BWVC0.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg
RUN, SEAN PAUL! RUN!
― HI DERE, Monday, 11 June 2007 20:56 (eighteen years ago)
it's a great way of expressing how devoid of carnality it was.
the fucking itself is very boring and bored-looking, but the bj isn't bad. Seemed to do the trick, anyway. No it does not look like she's all that awfully into it, but does anyone watch porn to see two people who love each other very very much?
That said, I don't believe I have ever... uh... used the Paris Hilton tape. I deleted it pretty quick.
― kenan, Monday, 11 June 2007 21:08 (eighteen years ago)
no but porn actors earn their pay by faking "being into it"
― Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 11 June 2007 21:09 (eighteen years ago)
Little known fact..."über" as a slangy intensifier dates back to the popularity of George "Über" Lindsay.
http://sbritt.com/images/goober.jpg
― Rock Hardy, Monday, 11 June 2007 21:15 (eighteen years ago)
g'uber
― kenan, Monday, 11 June 2007 21:15 (eighteen years ago)
gubernator
― RJG, Monday, 11 June 2007 21:19 (eighteen years ago)
ok ouch at that one, wow
― HI DERE, Monday, 11 June 2007 21:23 (eighteen years ago)
Severina Vučković's sex-tape is highly esteemed by the connoisseurs, and for good reason: it's a real tour de force. watch it back-to-back with Paris' meagre effort and the latter's vapidity becomes all too apparent.
― Jeb, Monday, 11 June 2007 21:25 (eighteen years ago)
"connoisseurs"
― Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 11 June 2007 21:26 (eighteen years ago)
Since when did tacky porn tapes get equal footing with fine wine?
― HI DERE, Monday, 11 June 2007 21:30 (eighteen years ago)
"She seemed to know what was expected of her and to manifest some hard-won expertise"
Credit to Hitchens for making me giggle.
― milo z, Monday, 11 June 2007 21:30 (eighteen years ago)
Every time I find myself wishing that porn was better, I remember that at the end of that road, I'm just a guy who knows a lot about porn.
― kenan, Monday, 11 June 2007 21:31 (eighteen years ago)
Severina Vučković'
^^^ i had to look her up
― river wolf, Monday, 11 June 2007 21:46 (eighteen years ago)
the best take on all this i've read yet
― kingfish, Monday, 11 June 2007 21:54 (eighteen years ago)
haha "even John Podhoretz seems more confused than usual"
― Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 11 June 2007 22:08 (eighteen years ago)
Depends if she was top or bottom. I can't remember. It was mesmerizing to watch it, the deer in the headlight type of effect, but the sex itself lacked something. It did have something: no connection to the other (the dude banging her nor the viewer). You could see the self-love (of PH) ooze off the lens. I'm sure she's very proud of the sex tape itself: it granted her admission into the world of glitz and glamour. She was semi-famous before that, but only in a featured in a clip for Vincent Gallo's Paris Hilton song kinda way.
― nathalie, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 12:54 (eighteen years ago)
I'm not sure if I'd want to subject myself to a Nick Carter sex tape. Ek. But if I had to choose between that and a tape of Lindsay and Aaron C getting it on... Ok, hell no, neither.
― nathalie, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 12:55 (eighteen years ago)
It's like boom (boom) I put it in the hoop
― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 13:08 (eighteen years ago)
Last updated: Wednesday, June 20, 2007 PARIS COULD BE ''FORCE FED'' IN PRISON Paris Hilton may be force fed by a drip following worries over her sudden weight loss and refusal to eat in prison.
The hotel heiress, who is serving a 45-day sentence for driving on a suspended license, has sparked concerns after losing over 5lbs in a week and appearing "weak and lethargic."
Paris' weight has plummeted to 100lbs since she was transferred back to California's Century Regional Detention Center last week.
A source was quoted in Britain's The Sun newspaper as saying: "After she was transferred back, Paris refused to eat. Staff became worried as she seems very thin with her bones poking out. She was also very weak and lethargic."
"They threatened to put her on an intravenous drip to rehydrate her and give her some nourishment unless she started eating. She has since managed to get a little food down, but doctors are closely monitoring her."
"She looks very pale. She's not allowed to wear make-up and her hair is matted and frizzy from washing it with soap as there's no shampoo."
Paris, 26, is reportedly only allowed to leave her cell for an hour a day, and the only human contact she has is with the doctors and three deputies who monitor her.
The "medical condition" the blonde was said to be suffering from has still not been disclosed.
Source: BANG Showbiz
― marmotwolof, Thursday, 21 June 2007 07:10 (eighteen years ago)
They should force feed her some brain food.
― nathalie, Thursday, 21 June 2007 07:36 (eighteen years ago)
She's going to turn into a gangsta rapper after this, isn't she? :-/
― StanM, Thursday, 21 June 2007 07:38 (eighteen years ago)
"she seems very thin with her bones poking out.....She looks very pale...."
? This is how she normally looks?
― Pashmina, Thursday, 21 June 2007 09:21 (eighteen years ago)
BESOTTED Ian Huntley is threatening to starve himself to death in a bid to see more of his gay jailbird lover.
The self-obsessed Soham killer began a hunger strike last Tuesday - and says he is prepared to die unless his latest demands are met.
Huntley, 33, says he is fed-up with being kept on the "boring" medical wing at Wakefield prison.
Advertisement Instead he wants to be moved to one of the main wings, where he can be nearer to gay killer Dean Wood, 29.
The pair have become close since Wood was jailed last year for killing casino boss Barry De Lacy in Leeds.
Huntley - serving a minimum of 40 years for the murders of 10-year-olds Holly Wells and Jessica Chapman - is under constant watch in his cell.
That means he cannot see Wood alone there. He has also been prevented from visiting Wood in his cell, and has had four requests to be switched from the medical centre refused.
The Mirror can reveal he is taking liquids despite not eating for almost a week.
A Home Office source confirmed: "He is saying he is on hunger strike and that he is serious this time. He has not had any food for five days now. Whether he can last remains to be seen."
It is Huntley's second hunger strike, and the latest in a series of attempts to take his own life.
He has tried to commit suicide three times, most recently in September last year by taking an overdose of antidepressants.
On that occasion he spent 19 hours in a coma.
Since announcing his latest hunger strike, he has spent most of his time in his cell, where he is having regular medical checks.
He told prison staff: "I have not eaten, and I will not. It is the only way you take notice of me, and listen to my views. I want to be able to see people in my cell, not just in the day room.
"I will keep on refusing meals until my regime changes."
Insiders at the jail say Huntley has become increasingly despondent over his minimum 40-year tariff and a warning from the Lord Chancellor earlier this year that he must die behind bars.
His records show him constantly complaining about his treatment, his room on the hospital wing, and his education classes.
They also reveal prison bosses going to amazing lengths to keep him happy.
He has been given a "cushy" job on the wing, stays up late at night watching TV, is allowed to sleep in until 9 am and has bought himself a new stereo.
But he is just three and a half years into his life term, and knows he will be 70 before he can apply for parole.
Huntley's "significant events, conversations and observations" are recorded. His typical regime over a 19-hour period, from 20 past midnight on May 29 to 7pm that evening is noted.
It reveals Huntley being allowed to sleep in late - with the cell door open when it is hot. They also record his excitement at the delivery of a new stereo to the medical wing.
The staff always refer to him as "Ian", and make entries on his general demeanour and behaviour every two hours.
But Huntley remains sullen and is described as being "quiet" and reluctant to mix with other inmates. He has even complained about his prison wages.
One entry says he started smoking again because he had "lots on his mind".
But many staff are unhappy at the favourable treatment Huntley receives. One said: "He's got the life of Riley in here."
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 21 June 2007 09:24 (eighteen years ago)
They have more in common than you think:
Not only does Paris also like wood (see various amateur videos), but Huntley was convicted of riding an unlicensed and uninsured motorcycle.
― StanM, Thursday, 21 June 2007 09:39 (eighteen years ago)
In the last decades interest in hunger artists has declined considerably. Whereas in earlier days there was good money to be earned putting on major productions of this sort under one’s own management, nowadays that is totally impossible. Those were different times. Back then the hunger artist captured the attention of the entire city. From day to day while the fasting lasted, participation increased. Everyone wanted to see the hunger artist at least daily. During the final days there were people with subscription tickets who sat all day in front of the small barred cage. And there were even viewing hours at night, their impact heightened by torchlight. On fine days the cage was dragged out into the open air, and then the hunger artist was put on display particularly for the children. While for grown-ups the hunger artist was often merely a joke, something they participated in because it was fashionable, the children looked on amazed, their mouths open, holding each other’s hands for safety, as he sat there on scattered straw—spurning a chair—in a black tights, looking pale, with his ribs sticking out prominently, sometimes nodding politely, answering questions with a forced smile, even sticking his arm out through the bars to let people feel how emaciated he was, but then completely sinking back into himself, so that he paid no attention to anything, not even to what was so important to him, the striking of the clock, which was the single furnishing in the cage, merely looking out in front of him with his eyes almost shut and now and then sipping from a tiny glass of water to moisten his lips.
― marmotwolof, Thursday, 21 June 2007 10:02 (eighteen years ago)
Paris' weight has plummeted to 100lbs
"plummeted"
― Phil D., Thursday, 21 June 2007 13:31 (eighteen years ago)
OH NO PARIS HILTON LOST 5 POUNDS
― HI DERE, Thursday, 21 June 2007 13:37 (eighteen years ago)
well, if i lost five pounds, hurrah. but she's skin and bones already...
― nathalie, Thursday, 21 June 2007 13:51 (eighteen years ago)
or maybe she's on some weird disappearing competition thing with nicole ritchie:
The best thing about this thread is still J0hn D.'s haughty (and OTM) lectures about bj technique.
― Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, 21 June 2007 14:31 (eighteen years ago)
She gives good head from the visual evidence.
-- C-Man (C-Man), Tuesday, February 8, 2005 1:05 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link
― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 21 June 2007 14:35 (eighteen years ago)
It would be cool if she died already so I wouldn't have to hear about her anymore. Oh wait, that would make her even more popular.
― P. Hauntus, Thursday, 21 June 2007 16:32 (eighteen years ago)
Shakey?
― Colonel Poo, Thursday, 21 June 2007 16:33 (eighteen years ago)
lolz @ little girl tactic of refusing to eat (preceded by little girl temper tantrum tactic "Mommy it isn't faiiiiirrr!")
is she dead yet
― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 21 June 2007 16:35 (eighteen years ago)
I mean what more classic spoiled brat behavior is there than refusing to eat in order to get yr parents' attention/sympathy
― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 21 June 2007 16:36 (eighteen years ago)
wishing ppl death is pretty bratty
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 21 June 2007 17:23 (eighteen years ago)
she is not people. she is celebrity.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 21 June 2007 17:39 (eighteen years ago)
damn
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 21 June 2007 17:53 (eighteen years ago)
Huge lolz at Shakey's Candyman impersonation!
― HI DERE, Thursday, 21 June 2007 20:34 (eighteen years ago)
Ok, I'm hooked now. http://teamsugar.com/files/images/this_is_paris1_0.jpg
― Jeb, Thursday, 21 June 2007 20:49 (eighteen years ago)
fuckin pocket rat
― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 21 June 2007 20:49 (eighteen years ago)
new paris is cuter.
this is a lie: The hotel heiress, who is serving a 45-day sentence for driving on a suspended license, has sparked concerns after losing over 5lbs in a week and appearing "weak and lethargic."
everyone knows nicole ritchie only let girls under 100lbs into her memorial day party
― sunny successor, Thursday, 21 June 2007 21:35 (eighteen years ago)
out 2morrow! Larry on Wed!
btw i like old Paris, cute
― Surmounter, Sunday, 24 June 2007 17:56 (eighteen years ago)
Re: old/new picture - where did that dog go? Has it been turned into her boobs?
― StanM, Sunday, 24 June 2007 17:58 (eighteen years ago)
paris' neighbors allegedly claim she's very bad with her dogs and lets them run wild down the street or something
::shrugs::
― Surmounter, Sunday, 24 June 2007 18:02 (eighteen years ago)
her skin tone is frightening
― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 24 June 2007 18:56 (eighteen years ago)
almost anyone would be cuter than zombie Paris
― milo z, Sunday, 24 June 2007 18:59 (eighteen years ago)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v201/sevenxviii/this_is_paris.jpg
― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 24 June 2007 19:01 (eighteen years ago)
that's a tough one
― Surmounter, Sunday, 24 June 2007 19:40 (eighteen years ago)
She's free! Let's see how Mother Theresa she's really going to become after all this "want to use my celebrity to make the world a better place"
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6240036.stm
― StanM, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 07:58 (eighteen years ago)
She is scheduled to appear on Larry King's CNN talk show on Wednesday... which has replaced a planned interview with filmmaker Michael Moore.
ooh, burn
― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 08:06 (eighteen years ago)
DVR set to record tho
― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 08:07 (eighteen years ago)
I should have gone to Teddy's tonight.
― Spencer Chow, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 08:09 (eighteen years ago)
I completely forgot about this when I just wrote that Mother Theresa thing.
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,1179866,00.html?cid=redirect-articles/
― StanM, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 09:43 (eighteen years ago)
so xcited
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 17:26 (eighteen years ago)
lolz @ Paris in India
― Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 17:33 (eighteen years ago)
I have to say that the photos of Paris beaming ear-to-ear as she leaves the prison are possibly the only time I have ever seen her genuinely smile.
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 19:24 (eighteen years ago)
she looks so good in those photos
― sunny successor, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 19:37 (eighteen years ago)
ok so I was checking the Ultimate Warrior's blog to see if he'd posted about Benoit yet and found this: http://www.ultimatewarrior.com/blog/2007/06/13/before-the-house-of-hilton-bred-whores/
― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 20:27 (eighteen years ago)
An inadvertant detox regimen will do that.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 20:29 (eighteen years ago)
she's classic all the way
― J.D., Tuesday, 26 June 2007 20:46 (eighteen years ago)
xp because there are never drugs in jail!
― sunny successor, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 20:47 (eighteen years ago)
...
http://www.tmz.com/2007/06/26/paris-totally-sketched-out/
― StanM, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 21:39 (eighteen years ago)
omg dots her eyes with hearts = hang her now
― Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 21:49 (eighteen years ago)
OMG Her interpretation of herself is pretty hilarious
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 21:54 (eighteen years ago)
Those are clearly distant seagulls, not hearts.
(Interpretations of "distance" may vary, cf. wall/locker perspective lines in drawing.)
― nabisco, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 21:57 (eighteen years ago)
I like how "LA County Jail" labels are dutifully inscribed in the drawing. What's a girl if she doesn't know her labels lolz amirite
― Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 21:59 (eighteen years ago)
I like how she gave herself giant manga eyes. Reminds me of drawings I would do as a kid where I had clearly spent 15 minutes drawing the main subject and about 30 seconds on the background.
― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 22:00 (eighteen years ago)
That handwriting is awesome.
― Rock Hardy, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 22:10 (eighteen years ago)
That is sixth grade preppie girl handwriting
― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 22:28 (eighteen years ago)
Thank you, guys, for biting off of every variant of the joke the "Daliy Show" writers made about Paris' handwriting last week.
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 23:36 (eighteen years ago)
she should consider leaving her makeup at home more often
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 26 June 2007 23:38 (eighteen years ago)
I didn't see any of last week's Daily Shows :(
― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 23:41 (eighteen years ago)
a douchebag is a hygenic product, so i will consider that a compliment the daily show's writers are successful and probably have cable, so i will consider that a compliment
― nabisco, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 00:09 (eighteen years ago)
Me neither.
― Rock Hardy, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 00:10 (eighteen years ago)
hope to see ya aournd paris :/ dont be http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/1424/parisendnh4.gif
― Cocaine, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 00:11 (eighteen years ago)
hahahaha
― marmotwolof, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 00:14 (eighteen years ago)
wait, how is that letter+drawing real??
― rrrobyn, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 00:20 (eighteen years ago)
i mean, hers, for real
Scolding people for "biting" Daily Show jokes is almost as bad as that thread where someone accused Daily Show writers of stealing jokes from ILX. When two people make the same joke it's usually because it's a really obvious, easy joke, people (and when the topic is Paris Hilton, pretty much all the jokes are really obvious and have been made by a million people independently).
― Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 00:27 (eighteen years ago)
She's gotta be pissed at Chris Benoit for taking her off the number one spot on the news.
― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 02:22 (eighteen years ago)
When this thread contained the phrases "Paris Hilton" and "Clinton's penis" it achieved its grand climateric. All further elaborations since that moment may have been amusing, but were essentially futile.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 04:00 (eighteen years ago)
SheChavo Guerrero is scheduled to appear on Larry King's CNN talk show on Wednesday... which has replaced a planned interview with filmmaker Michael Mooreex-jailbird Paris Hilton.
― marmotwolof, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 04:45 (eighteen years ago)
did we already talk about Fox News' coverage of her release? Model walk?
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 04:49 (eighteen years ago)
Hi, Alex in Baltimore! Welcome to the point of my previous post.
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 12:12 (eighteen years ago)
I actually like Paris in a weird way - I'm not completely sure but I think she might be cleverer than people think; her act on the Simple Life is definitely that. Also I am pleased by the fact that she used to go out with someone else called Paris; although it would have been better if they had got married (on the Eiffel Tower of course).
She seems to do what she likes without caring what people think (maybe becasue she has so much money?), making her a kind of postmodern feminist icon; I'm not saying that she's a positive role model, any more than George or Callum Best - but its interesting that she exists as a person at all.
Her leaving prison reminded me so much of a Big Brother eviction, even to the crowds standing around holding up placards. There wasn't any booing though.
― AlanSmithee, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 12:27 (eighteen years ago)
What a contrast to when Jonathan King got released, to a crowd of one passing old lady who took one look and said: "oh, get back inside you silly old man."
― Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 12:31 (eighteen years ago)
that thread where someone accused Daily Show writers of stealing jokes from ILX
this is hilarious and completely unsurprising
― sunny successor, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 13:36 (eighteen years ago)
hey, she's actually almost good-looking now!
― gabbneb, Thursday, 28 June 2007 01:39 (eighteen years ago)
nah
― marmotwolof, Thursday, 28 June 2007 01:50 (eighteen years ago)
So she found god in jail, eh? What was he doing in a women's jail?
― StanM, Thursday, 28 June 2007 08:21 (eighteen years ago)
Lookin' for pussy, lookin' for pussy Lookin' for pussy, lookin' for pussy
I just gotta see her and tell her I need her Hurting without her, dreamin' about her Wonderin' what she's gonna do And who she's doin' it to
Tell her my story, say that I'm sorry Just gotta find her say I'm behind her In anything right or wrong If she'll just take me along
Lookin' for pussy, take me along Lookin' for pussy, c'mon take me along Lookin' for pussy, c'mon take me along Lookin' for pussy, Yeah lookin' for pussy
― marmotwolof, Thursday, 28 June 2007 08:29 (eighteen years ago)
http://jasonsroom.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/thumbsup_1.jpg
― marmotwolof, Thursday, 28 June 2007 08:31 (eighteen years ago)
What was he doing in a women's jail?
POV: you want (to be) the prison bitch?
― nathalie, Thursday, 28 June 2007 08:32 (eighteen years ago)
I liked the part where Larry asked her what her favorite bible passage was and she was all, "ummm.....I don't have a favorite."
In her defense, she is a Catholic girl and I always had the impression that quoting passages out of context was more of a Protestant thing, but I still chuckled a bit.
She did seem to get genuinely choked up talking about recidivism in the women she met in jail and wanting to find a way to help with that with some sort of halfway house program, I think that was sincere.
― marmotwolof, Thursday, 28 June 2007 21:36 (eighteen years ago)
yeah, right
― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 28 June 2007 21:38 (eighteen years ago)
I didn't say she was actually going to do anything, she might want to now but then get distracted by her ADD.
― marmotwolof, Thursday, 28 June 2007 21:44 (eighteen years ago)
I didn't say she was actually going to do anything, she might want to now but then get distracted by her ADDcocaine
― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 28 June 2007 21:47 (eighteen years ago)
Dan totally OTM about one thing: I had never seen her smile before, and she's like genuinely 100% totally cute when she smiles! It's like she's been making that horrible face for years and years in an effort to look her absolute worst.
(I would actually guess that she somehow doesn't like looking "cute" and is pulling the face in an effort to seem "sexy" in a tough, adult way, which I suppose is the kind of late-teenage affectation that can stick with you.)
― nabisco, Thursday, 28 June 2007 21:47 (eighteen years ago)
I should specify genuinely smiling, as opposed to smirking or dutifully fake-smiling for cameras.
― nabisco, Thursday, 28 June 2007 21:49 (eighteen years ago)
I always assumed she made that squinty sex-kitten face to disguise her WONKEYE.
― wanko ergo sum, Thursday, 28 June 2007 21:51 (eighteen years ago)
i don't think smiley paris looks different enough from moody paris to call one cute and not the other
― lex pretend, Thursday, 28 June 2007 21:57 (eighteen years ago)
and i think pretty much everyone looks best when they put on a deliberately moody face for photos! more control over what they look like, no odd expressions caught by camera &c &c
― lex pretend, Thursday, 28 June 2007 21:58 (eighteen years ago)
"odd expressions" like, you know, human ones? yeah, fuck that.
― marmotwolof, Thursday, 28 June 2007 22:04 (eighteen years ago)
Hurray
― The Boyler, Friday, 29 June 2007 11:01 (eighteen years ago)
hay guize
http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=56168
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 July 2007 20:11 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.wnd.com/images2/ParisHiltonHockeyWND.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 July 2007 20:12 (eighteen years ago)
<3 <3 <3
GUIZE I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK ABOUT THIS
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Thursday, 12 July 2007 20:13 (eighteen years ago)
paris gets better every single day
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 July 2007 20:13 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.paris-tourist-information.co.uk/images/pontroyal.jpg
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 July 2007 20:14 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.beyond.fr/picsmaps/parisbridgesc.gif
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 July 2007 20:15 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.geocities.com/nowarski/f/paris/paris-bridge-001.jpg
http://www.urlsinternetcafe.com/coffeebar/paris/images/eiffelcu2.jpg
http://bkwine.com/wine_pictures/mixed/mixed_pictures_1/paris1/031016-k606-0008.jpg
http://paris.evous.fr/paris-decouverte/paris-histoire/ile-de-la-cite/pont-neuf/pont-neuf-300-3.jpg
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 July 2007 20:16 (eighteen years ago)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/133/349215486_4fd058b802_m.jpg
http://www.bateauxdeparis.com/images/ponts_de_paris/ponts_de_paris.gif
http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/11/75/22617511.jpg
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 July 2007 20:17 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.hilton-paris.com/paris/images/Plan-1.jpg
― gabbneb, Thursday, 12 July 2007 20:19 (eighteen years ago)
stop ruining pete's thread
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 July 2007 20:20 (eighteen years ago)
― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 12 July 2007 20:21 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.jaunted.com/files/admin/paristower.jpg
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 July 2007 20:22 (eighteen years ago)
http://neil.fraser.name/writing/london-paris/11-tall.jpg
http://www.beautiful-landscape.com/New%20Site.data/Canon%20300D%20gallery/Faraway-buildings1.jpg
http://www.destination360.com/europe/france/images/s/france-pantheon.jpg
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 July 2007 20:23 (eighteen years ago)
hi i know u dc guys hate me nowadays but stop ruining pete's thread, we have important hockey related things to talk about, me and jimmy
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 July 2007 20:23 (eighteen years ago)
http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/16/48/23104816.jpg
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Thursday, 12 July 2007 20:29 (eighteen years ago)
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00004RF9F.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
― gabbneb, Thursday, 12 July 2007 20:29 (eighteen years ago)
paris
http://www.wnd.com/images2/ParisHiltonHockeyWND.jpg hot or not in hockey uni
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 July 2007 20:31 (eighteen years ago)
shoulderpads - not in fashion
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Thursday, 12 July 2007 20:31 (eighteen years ago)
no :\
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 July 2007 20:35 (eighteen years ago)
http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/6978/classiccatmixiesri3.jpg
― ghost rider, Thursday, 12 July 2007 20:42 (eighteen years ago)
i'd hit it (ooh hockey double entendre)!
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 12 July 2007 20:43 (eighteen years ago)
IS IT OTM OR UH GHOST RIDER? MAKE UP YR MIND
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 July 2007 20:44 (eighteen years ago)
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y155/rgin/lolcat6094602.jpg
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Thursday, 12 July 2007 20:45 (eighteen years ago)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 July 2007 20:46 (eighteen years ago)
*^_^*
― jergïns, Friday, 13 July 2007 09:03 (eighteen years ago)
ok wau
― HI DERE, Friday, 13 July 2007 14:13 (eighteen years ago)
Good news, everyone! She's taking singing lessons for her next album.
http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/news/la-et-parismusic18jul18,1,7141466.story?coll=la-headlines-entnews
― StanM, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 10:04 (eighteen years ago)
Yeah, me too.
― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 10:08 (eighteen years ago)
hurrah!
― lex pretend, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 10:14 (eighteen years ago)
http://planethiltron.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/paris-hilton-hiltron-8.jpg
o_O
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 July 2007 19:18 (eighteen years ago)
whoa not a bad lookin guy
― Surmounter, Friday, 20 July 2007 19:35 (eighteen years ago)
ban surmounter
― Mr. Que, Friday, 20 July 2007 19:37 (eighteen years ago)
what on earth is wrong with you?
― El Tomboto, Friday, 20 July 2007 19:37 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22157708-2,00.html ;_;
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 30 July 2007 15:07 (eighteen years ago)
Wah!
― I know, right?, Monday, 30 July 2007 15:12 (eighteen years ago)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
― Surmounter, Monday, 30 July 2007 15:12 (eighteen years ago)
Hold on, so not even her father (nor other family members) will get any money?
― nathalie, Monday, 30 July 2007 15:15 (eighteen years ago)
"He was, and is, extremely embarrassed by how the Hilton name has been sullied by Paris,"
Took a long time for THAT penny to drop.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 30 July 2007 15:16 (eighteen years ago)
WAH!
― I know, right?, Monday, 30 July 2007 15:17 (eighteen years ago)
kathy's pissed
― Surmounter, Monday, 30 July 2007 15:17 (eighteen years ago)
Yeah, but daddy has that real estate fortune so whatevs.
― I know, right?, Monday, 30 July 2007 15:24 (eighteen years ago)
She has not died of AIDS yet, so this is still not good news.
― kenan, Monday, 30 July 2007 16:08 (eighteen years ago)
poor grandpa, works hard building a name only to have it thwarted by Paris.
― Surmounter, Monday, 30 July 2007 16:10 (eighteen years ago)
Yeah, seems to me like the Hilton family wipes it ass with $60 million. So frickin what.
― kenan, Monday, 30 July 2007 16:14 (eighteen years ago)
she's gonna get shanked by one of the other 11 who got screwed
― milo z, Monday, 30 July 2007 16:15 (eighteen years ago)
*crosses fingers*
― kenan, Monday, 30 July 2007 16:16 (eighteen years ago)
I don't know what the hell is wrong with me. I really do wish this woman harm. I don't feel that way about many people.
Now Nikki's going to have to jumpstart a career with a sex tape of her very own.
― milo z, Monday, 30 July 2007 16:18 (eighteen years ago)
wow. funny how in all these years noone (that I know of) even brought up the possibility of this happening.
― Alex in Baltimore, Monday, 30 July 2007 16:18 (eighteen years ago)
that is kinda funny actually, it's like why didn't he do it after the sex tape? isn't the sex tape worse than a DUI? maybe not.
― Surmounter, Monday, 30 July 2007 16:20 (eighteen years ago)
It would have been scandalous, but you could tell she wasn't really into it.
― kenan, Monday, 30 July 2007 16:21 (eighteen years ago)
Reading his wikipedia page
When Barron's father died in 1979, he left the bulk of his estate to the Roman Catholic Church and other charities, and almost nothing to his children. Barron contested the will because of his lifelong career of working to build the hotel company and won his lawsuit in 1988. His half-sister, Francesca, lost her case and received nothing.
Also when you read his bio: hellaconfusing.
― stevienixed, Monday, 30 July 2007 17:55 (eighteen years ago)
-- Surmounter, Monday, July 30, 2007 4:20 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link
wtf
― deej, Monday, 30 July 2007 18:02 (eighteen years ago)
Okay Shakenan.
― HI DERE, Monday, 30 July 2007 18:03 (eighteen years ago)
deej "worse" probably isn't the right word but I think he has a point: objectively a widely seen sex tape is probably a more scandalous, taboo kind of thing that would make a rich family embarrassed and ashamed of someone than a drunk driving charge.
― Alex in Baltimore, Monday, 30 July 2007 18:06 (eighteen years ago)
I stole the AIDS line from Patton Oswalt. Full disclosure.
― kenan, Monday, 30 July 2007 18:11 (eighteen years ago)
um, yea, especially a grandfather, xp
― Surmounter, Monday, 30 July 2007 18:20 (eighteen years ago)
-- Alex in Baltimore, Monday, July 30, 2007 6:06 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
well he did say in that article that it was the "last straw"
― latebloomer, Monday, 30 July 2007 18:22 (eighteen years ago)
"You can be a slut. You can be a drunkard. However, I draw the line at being a slutty drunkard."
― HI DERE, Monday, 30 July 2007 18:25 (eighteen years ago)
Considering they had Liz Taylor in the family, a sex tape was probably a yawn factor. But DUI is like: OMG the neighbours will think we can't hire any chaffeurs!
― stevienixed, Monday, 30 July 2007 18:26 (eighteen years ago)
oh yeah, i know, it makes sense that it was the cumulative effect of all those things that led to the decision, I was just responding to deej's kneejerk response to "isn't the sex tape worse than a DUI?" which, in this context if not in moral terms, might be true. (xpost)
― Alex in Baltimore, Monday, 30 July 2007 18:27 (eighteen years ago)
damn you to hell, Dan, now I've got "Shakena, Shakena" in my head to the tune of "Shakira, Shakira"
― milo z, Monday, 30 July 2007 18:27 (eighteen years ago)
wait -- are you saying that Liz Taylor had a sex tape back in the day!?
― Alex in Baltimore, Monday, 30 July 2007 18:28 (eighteen years ago)
well obviously "worse" = risking killing someone on the road
just the mortification factor.
― Surmounter, Monday, 30 July 2007 18:28 (eighteen years ago)
i kno i need the liz taylor explanation as well
No, I don't think so actually. I just like to think that if she lived now, she'd have a whole shelf up there in the celeb porn section. It has been said she was a total... Well, she spread'em quite easily.
― stevienixed, Monday, 30 July 2007 18:30 (eighteen years ago)
ha. young liz was really somethin
― Surmounter, Monday, 30 July 2007 18:31 (eighteen years ago)
Reading this a little more closely, it looks like some "Hilton biographer" is just spinning a previously-planned charitable donation into a family fite. Why the fuck should I trust Jerry Oppenheimer's word about grand-dad's embarrassment level?
Still, if it's true, it's K-Classique.
― Rock Hardy, Monday, 30 July 2007 18:32 (eighteen years ago)
"Sexually she was every man's dream; she had the face of an angel and the morals of a truck driver." - Eddie Fisher
― kenan, Monday, 30 July 2007 18:33 (eighteen years ago)
so true.
have y'all seen Butterfield 8? CLASSIC.
― Surmounter, Monday, 30 July 2007 18:34 (eighteen years ago)
http://cache.eb.com/eb/image?id=77154&rendTypeId=4
she won the oscar for it 2.
― Surmounter, Monday, 30 July 2007 18:38 (eighteen years ago)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6922877.stm
Celebrity heiress Paris Hilton has landed a part in the movie version of a futuristic rock musical, according to trade magazine Variety.She will sing in Repo! The Genetic Opera, which is set in 2056 when the human race is almost destroyed and survival depends on organ transplants.Director Darren Lynn Bousman, who made all four Saw films, said he auditioned 30 actresses for the part."Paris came in and owned it," he told Variety. "She is this role."The reality TV star has signed up to play the daughter of an organ transplant magnate played by Paul Sorvino, the magazine reported.
She will sing in Repo! The Genetic Opera, which is set in 2056 when the human race is almost destroyed and survival depends on organ transplants.
Director Darren Lynn Bousman, who made all four Saw films, said he auditioned 30 actresses for the part.
"Paris came in and owned it," he told Variety. "She is this role."
The reality TV star has signed up to play the daughter of an organ transplant magnate played by Paul Sorvino, the magazine reported.
― Herman G. Neuname, Monday, 30 July 2007 19:45 (eighteen years ago)
no effing way
― Surmounter, Monday, 30 July 2007 19:46 (eighteen years ago)
for a split sec i thght they were doing a musical remake of repo man. *sigh*
― stevienixed, Monday, 30 July 2007 19:49 (eighteen years ago)
paul sorvino?
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 30 July 2007 19:55 (eighteen years ago)
Aw... gramps is just helping her prepare for her rumoured Mother Theresa role by providing her with the necessary poverty.
― StanM, Monday, 30 July 2007 19:58 (eighteen years ago)
so wait is that inheritance story true? so far that australia link seems to be the only original source
― mitya, Monday, 30 July 2007 20:08 (eighteen years ago)
it's in the UK's Daily Mail too
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=471657&in_page_id=1773
― StanM, Monday, 30 July 2007 20:13 (eighteen years ago)
except that today, it isn't true after all.
― StanM, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 13:14 (eighteen years ago)
Huh? HOw do you mean?
― nathalie, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 13:50 (eighteen years ago)
She isn't losing her inheritance after all, says The Newsblad. http://www.nieuwsblad.be/Article/Detail.aspx?articleID=DMF31072007_032
― StanM, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 13:55 (eighteen years ago)
lol gullible gossip-hounds
― Rock Hardy, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 14:11 (eighteen years ago)
hahahaha newsblad!!
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 31 July 2007 14:56 (eighteen years ago)
Paris Hilton nevertheless not onterfd
Yesterday it appeared reported that Paris beside the inheritance of its father threatened seize because of its life style. Now appears that the blondine must make itself no care: she would not be nevertheless crossed out from its will.
Monday communicated several sources that Barron Hilton its for from its will had obtained because he disagreed with its life style. She will have brought the family at schande. Its stay in the prison was the drop, was then said. Now appears that of that rumour nothing where is.
How much Paris will be exactly inherit of its father now also no longer clear. Yesterday it still concerned 51 millions dollar.
― I know, right?, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 15:15 (eighteen years ago)
NIEUWSblad. Learn to schpell god damn it.
onterfd: disinherited. blondine: stupid crackwhore who spreads'em for everyone who holds a camera. err, i mean, girl with blonde hair.
― stevienixed, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 15:17 (eighteen years ago)
Now appears that the blondine must make itself no care
― I know, right?, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 15:26 (eighteen years ago)
(xpost) ok ok, I know that it's called Het Nieuwsblad, I'm Dutchophonic, that was just a pathetic joek attempt :-/
(and this appears to be the second time I invented that word too: http://www.google.be/search?hl=nl&q=Dutchophonic :-) )
― StanM, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 18:07 (eighteen years ago)
Dumb blondine.
― jaymc, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 18:10 (eighteen years ago)
I'm not blond! Or ine! But yeah, I'm pretty dumb to be even reading crap like this.
― StanM, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 18:14 (eighteen years ago)
Oh shit, I didn't notice that's how you spelled it as well. I'm dumb. I'm blonde. Sorry!
― stevienixed, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 20:48 (eighteen years ago)
confirmation of the organ harvesting musical:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070801/ap_en_ot/people_paris_hilton
― StanM, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 19:52 (eighteen years ago)
deadpariswithorgansexposedscultpure.jpg
― dean ge, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 19:55 (eighteen years ago)
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y123/Eisbaer29/127060734_c70117a025.jpg
― Eisbaer, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 22:41 (eighteen years ago)
― Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 22:48 (eighteen years ago)
where's paris?
― sunny successor, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 19:44 (seventeen years ago)
she saved some oompa loompa
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 19:50 (seventeen years ago)
She's in Germany looking for a nice boy and promoting champagne in a can.
― Kerm, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 19:18 (seventeen years ago)
yea wtf is w champagne in a can
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 19:23 (seventeen years ago)
"I changed all the light bulbs to energy safe light bulbs and I'm buying a hybrid car right now," Hilton said, adding she also turned off the lights at home, didn't leave the TV on or the water running when she left the home.
― robertwolf8080, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 20:00 (seventeen years ago)
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA water running when you leave the house??? who does that?
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 20:32 (seventeen years ago)
Surmounter, are you...damaged or something?
― Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 20:32 (seventeen years ago)
convenient is what it is
― sunny successor, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 20:38 (seventeen years ago)
― Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 20:55 (seventeen years ago)
am i damaged? not too badly. i mean, i have my issues. how bout you? are you damaged? or just annoying?
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 21:21 (seventeen years ago)
ewwww. i got so sick from canned sparkling wine (of the sofia coppola variety). it was v popular at open bars for a short time. fruit-flavored prosecco sounds even worse.
― lauren, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 21:28 (seventeen years ago)
i've never even HEARD of it!? doesn't sound appetizing.
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 21:30 (seventeen years ago)
seems like it's not available in the us. the sofia stuff went over like a lead balloon, as far as i know.
― lauren, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 21:33 (seventeen years ago)
eh i'll stick to bottles
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 21:35 (seventeen years ago)
"RICH® Prosecco comes in a highly attractive golden can packaging -Like High Life?- filled with the best Italian Prosecco, defining a new lifestyle product. -That phrase needed a definition, good... continue- The slim deposit-free 200ml can guarantees optimal handling features. -But it won't fit in any of my witty pun cozys! I'll have to touch aluminum?! Life's a beach, indeed.- RICH® Prosecco is especially popular within the catering industry. There is no waste and glasses are not necessary. -I don't think you guys understand what 'waste' means. Wait, did I miss the news about the beverage can diet? At least we no longer have to pass the landfill-cork problem on to our children's children.- The sparkling gold has already replaced the classic sparkling wine at receptions with increasing frequency. -Sparkling gold, as in the can, because since it's opaque you can't see the sparkling wine anymore, except when it "pays you a return visit" so to speak.- RICH® also offers the highest Vino-Frizzante quality and is an ideal base for mixed drinks. -Sweet! Can I get a this and vodka?- These qualities are not just convincing RICH® partners all over the world, but creating an enthusiasm for the product." -Was this press release tranlated from German with Google Babeldouche? Good work, team.-
― Kerm, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 22:22 (seventeen years ago)
She's been really boring/DUD ever since the whole jail thing. I'm so over her.
― The Brainwasher, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 22:39 (seventeen years ago)
is she making another album?
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 22:44 (seventeen years ago)
yeah. so is lohan.
― The Brainwasher, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 22:47 (seventeen years ago)
right. i'm sure that was a welcome turn for lindsay after I Know Who Killed Me -- dive into the studio
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 22:48 (seventeen years ago)
i'm sorry but Barron Hilton is hot
― Surmounter, Friday, 4 January 2008 18:58 (seventeen years ago)
I didn't know you were into old guys
― StanM, Friday, 4 January 2008 19:19 (seventeen years ago)
he's like 17??! he's so cute
― Surmounter, Friday, 4 January 2008 19:32 (seventeen years ago)
http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l153/Ethired/1184367762037.jpg
― omar little, Friday, 4 January 2008 19:35 (seventeen years ago)
oh wait is this a double name situation? i like little barron
― Surmounter, Friday, 4 January 2008 19:41 (seventeen years ago)
he's pretty bland looking imo
― The Brainwasher, Friday, 4 January 2008 19:42 (seventeen years ago)
and apparently he is a giant twat which is so *unappealing*
― The Brainwasher, Friday, 4 January 2008 19:43 (seventeen years ago)
i guess. sometimes i like the twat thing, but not usually. i guess he is bland looking but i see i don't have a problem with bland as long as it's REALLY FUCKING CUTE
― Surmounter, Friday, 4 January 2008 19:44 (seventeen years ago)
Yeah, I only knew about the grandad being called Barron (since he decided his fortune is going to some foundation instead of the kids, last week or something) (xxxpost)
― StanM, Friday, 4 January 2008 19:45 (seventeen years ago)
there's always something about that fortune.
― Surmounter, Friday, 4 January 2008 19:55 (seventeen years ago)
looooooooooooooooooool
― J0rdan S., Friday, 1 February 2008 20:36 (seventeen years ago)
Call HAZMAT Those tears contain herpes. Posted by Anonymous
― omar little, Friday, 1 February 2008 20:52 (seventeen years ago)
Full circle -- the first I ever heard of Paris was when Siouxsie told her off for crashing a party of hers some years back.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 1 February 2008 20:58 (seventeen years ago)
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03_02/ParisOleMTX_468x744.jpg
― gershy, Thursday, 13 March 2008 06:26 (seventeen years ago)
fwoah
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 13 March 2008 06:44 (seventeen years ago)
feet hoit
― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Thursday, 13 March 2008 07:11 (seventeen years ago)
duck foot
― braveclub, Thursday, 13 March 2008 11:39 (seventeen years ago)
Ever noticed she was out of favour as soon as she left jail?
― stevienixed, Thursday, 13 March 2008 11:48 (seventeen years ago)
shes been laying lowish? plus the paps are busy with brit right now.
did anyone see her on Pop Fiction? getting a hotel room with a yogi. gold.
also, i was going to revive this because yesterday i think i realized something: she and her BFF are dating twins??
― sunny successor, Thursday, 13 March 2008 17:57 (seventeen years ago)
surmounter to thread OBV
― sunny successor, Thursday, 13 March 2008 17:58 (seventeen years ago)
ha, i think we've all been busy with brit =P
i've started watching DIRT on FX (of course). and their paris equivalent character is Milan Carlton. CLEVER EH?
― Surmounter, Thursday, 13 March 2008 18:15 (seventeen years ago)
i keep meaning to watch dirt. i think ill set the tivo thingy.
― sunny successor, Thursday, 13 March 2008 18:16 (seventeen years ago)
she is so 2006. BORING.
― The Brainwasher, Thursday, 13 March 2008 18:20 (seventeen years ago)
that Pop Fiction show sucks ass! how freakin hard is it to punk some dumb paparazzi? they're going to take pictures of the celebrity regardless of what the hell they are doing
― carne asada, Thursday, 13 March 2008 18:31 (seventeen years ago)
dirt is actually quite entertaining! courtney cox is pretty awesome.
― Surmounter, Thursday, 13 March 2008 18:39 (seventeen years ago)
she bumped into my chair last night at the Roosevelt. didn't seem too distraught over the recent burglary.
― (*ﾟーﾟ)θ L(。･＿･) °~ヾ(･ε･ *) (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 21 December 2008 16:33 (sixteen years ago)
RIP
― ^likes black girls (HI DERE), Thursday, 15 January 2009 14:46 (sixteen years ago)
Kevin Huvane sounds like he's got issues.
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 15 January 2009 14:51 (sixteen years ago)
nicolo Jan 14, 2009 8:42:17 AM Report Offensive Post excuse me, but all of the aforemention people do nothing but ACT....oh, what talented, important people the are. The only true talent in the group is Sting who has entertained millions with his music through the years. When Scientology Tom writes and composes music instead of reading scripted words, then I'll say he is truly talented.
― CHAKI Musician (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 15 January 2009 14:59 (sixteen years ago)
I wonder if that is Bikini Corey.
― Nicolars (Nicole), Thursday, 15 January 2009 15:04 (sixteen years ago)
http://fourfour.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451b8c369e2010535c3d6e8970b-pi
I'm always looking for an excuse to use this gif, it is amazing.
― Nicolars (Nicole), Thursday, 15 January 2009 15:07 (sixteen years ago)
haha i thought of that gif immediately
<3 paris
― lex pretend, Thursday, 15 January 2009 15:09 (sixteen years ago)
itt: some really brave stands against racist hate-speech
― special guest stars mark bronson, Thursday, 5 February 2009 14:34 (sixteen years ago)
She is American though, so she can't be that bad.
― Limoncello Carlin (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Thursday, 5 February 2009 14:34 (sixteen years ago)
paris <3 <3
― lex pretend, Thursday, 5 February 2009 14:35 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.orange-papers.org/orange-Diana_Mosley+Unity-Sept1937.png
― Limoncello Carlin (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Thursday, 5 February 2009 14:36 (sixteen years ago)
Always thought that dude on the front right was far too cheeky to be a Nazi.
― Limoncello Carlin (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Thursday, 5 February 2009 14:38 (sixteen years ago)
needs chris cunningham overhaul so that they all have christian bale/carol thatcher/prince harry's face.
― special guest stars mark bronson, Thursday, 5 February 2009 14:40 (sixteen years ago)
"I wouldn't go for a walk on my own around Tottenham. A lot of dark skinned people live there. So naturally the crime rate is higher than anywhere else. It's not nice to be a robbery victim. So I suggest that Pavlyuchenko doesn't walk but drives around that area."
― Limoncello Carlin (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Thursday, 5 February 2009 14:43 (sixteen years ago)
she reminds me of a drag queen i met in new orleans one time
― now is the time to winterize your manscape (will), Thursday, 5 February 2009 14:45 (sixteen years ago)
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Paris Hilton has been arrested for allegedly possessing cannabis after watching a World Cup game in South Africa.
Paris Hilton And A Friend At The World Cup Match Between Netherlands And Brazil From Hilton's Twitter Feedhttp://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2010/Jul/Week1/15658647.jpgParis Hilton and a friend enjoy the atmosphere: Pic from @parishilton
The socialite was in the VIP suite at the Nelson Mandela Stadium.
According to reports she was arrested leaving the Brazil v Netherlands match in Port Elizabeth.
Officers allegedly found a substance in her handbag.
She had flown in to the country in a private jet to watch the quarter final.
"Had so much fun at the game today. What a match! I love South Africa," she said on her Twitter page.
"It's so beautiful here. I can't wait to go on the safari this week and see all the amazing animals."
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 2 July 2010 22:52 (fifteen years ago)
lol YES
― so sick of the fucking V8 commercials (surm), Friday, 2 July 2010 22:55 (fifteen years ago)
She had probably only been in the country a few hours too. How stupid can you get.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 2 July 2010 22:58 (fifteen years ago)
Breaking News12:02am UK, Saturday July 03, 2010Drug Charges Against Paris Hilton DroppedDrug charges against Paris Hilton have been dropped hours after she was arrested for allegedly possessing cannabis at a World Cup game in South Africa.The socialite appeared in court but a judge decided not to pursue the case.Hilton was wearing an off-white sleeveless blouse. Her hair was in pigtails and she had heavy black eyeliner.
12:02am UK, Saturday July 03, 2010Drug Charges Against Paris Hilton Dropped
Drug charges against Paris Hilton have been dropped hours after she was arrested for allegedly possessing cannabis at a World Cup game in South Africa.
The socialite appeared in court but a judge decided not to pursue the case.
Hilton was wearing an off-white sleeveless blouse. Her hair was in pigtails and she had heavy black eyeliner.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 2 July 2010 23:08 (fifteen years ago)
the judge has now flown to rio taking early retirement..
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 2 July 2010 23:09 (fifteen years ago)
x-postThey should SCRAM her and chain her to Lindsey Lohan ala Poitier and Curtis.
http://www.hollywoodoutbreak.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/defiant_ones_poster.jpg
― nickn, Friday, 2 July 2010 23:10 (fifteen years ago)
OMG *dying* from that remark, nickn!
― Vuvuzilla (suzy), Friday, 2 July 2010 23:13 (fifteen years ago)
http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2010/Jul/Week1/15658668.jpg
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 2 July 2010 23:13 (fifteen years ago)
omg i love the detailing of what she was wearing in court
― so sick of the fucking V8 commercials (surm), Friday, 2 July 2010 23:36 (fifteen years ago)
haha I knew you would.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 2 July 2010 23:38 (fifteen years ago)
lol it was so blunt
― so sick of the fucking V8 commercials (surm), Friday, 2 July 2010 23:48 (fifteen years ago)
nice pun, surm
― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 2 July 2010 23:52 (fifteen years ago)
how the hell do you get busted for pot at a soccer match anyway. Did they have drug sniffing dogs?
Update from bbc news
A South African court has dropped drugs charges against US socialite Paris Hilton after her arrest at a World Cup game.Ms Hilton was arrested in Port Elizabeth after the Netherlands' defeat of Brazil in the quarter-finals of the tournament.She appeared at a special court on Friday evening.A friend of Ms Hilton with her at the stadium was found guilty of marijuana possession, her publicist said.Ms Hilton's friend was sentenced to pay a fine or spend 30 days in jail, it was reported.Ms Hilton appeared in the court wearing a beige dress and a glittery necklace with her hair in two ponytails, a reporter said.In court she was addressed as "accused number 1".She thanked the court before leaving.'Misunderstanding'Her publicist told the Reuters news agency that she had been questioned by police but no charges had been brought."I can confirm that the incident was a complete misunderstanding and it was actually another person in the group who did it. The case has been dropped against Paris and no charges will be made," Ms Hilton's spokeswoman said.After her release she posted a note on the social networking site Twitter saying: "I was assisting the police with the investigation and answering their questions."Ms Hilton is the great-granddaughter of the founder of the Hilton hotel chain.In 2007 a US court sentenced her to 45 days in prison for drunk and reckless driving.After serving 25 days in jail she told US talk show host Larry King that she had re-evaluated her life and wanted to do more charity work and less partying.
Ms Hilton was arrested in Port Elizabeth after the Netherlands' defeat of Brazil in the quarter-finals of the tournament.
She appeared at a special court on Friday evening.
A friend of Ms Hilton with her at the stadium was found guilty of marijuana possession, her publicist said.
Ms Hilton's friend was sentenced to pay a fine or spend 30 days in jail, it was reported.
Ms Hilton appeared in the court wearing a beige dress and a glittery necklace with her hair in two ponytails, a reporter said.
In court she was addressed as "accused number 1".
She thanked the court before leaving.'Misunderstanding'
Her publicist told the Reuters news agency that she had been questioned by police but no charges had been brought.
"I can confirm that the incident was a complete misunderstanding and it was actually another person in the group who did it. The case has been dropped against Paris and no charges will be made," Ms Hilton's spokeswoman said.
After her release she posted a note on the social networking site Twitter saying: "I was assisting the police with the investigation and answering their questions."
Ms Hilton is the great-granddaughter of the founder of the Hilton hotel chain.
In 2007 a US court sentenced her to 45 days in prison for drunk and reckless driving.
After serving 25 days in jail she told US talk show host Larry King that she had re-evaluated her life and wanted to do more charity work and less partying.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 3 July 2010 00:25 (fifteen years ago)
I can confirm that the incident was a complete misunderstanding and it was actually another person in the group who did it.
Anyone believe that's what happened?
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 3 July 2010 00:26 (fifteen years ago)
Is this still her spokesman/publicist?
http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/9982/elliottmintz.jpg
― svend, Saturday, 3 July 2010 00:32 (fifteen years ago)
She appeared at a special court is the kind of vague description that tends to jump out at me. How intriguing!
― StanM, Saturday, 3 July 2010 04:30 (fifteen years ago)
well she did get special treatment didn't she? ;)
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 3 July 2010 12:40 (fifteen years ago)
paris hilton pulls a p-diddy
― The Beatles are not pizza!!! (Eisbaer), Monday, 5 July 2010 04:44 (fifteen years ago)
Paris Hilton has been arrested after she was caught with cannabis in her handbag by customs officials, say reports.The 29-year-old had just arrived at Figari airport in Corsica on a private jet from Paris, police sources told AFP.Officers found less than 1g of cannabis in her handbag, and released her soon afterwards without charge.It comes two weeks after she was arrested for drugs during a World Cup match in South Africa.Police told the local newspaper Corse Matin: "Ms Hilton was taken aside as she landed at Figari."She was searched in a secure area of the airport police station and an amount of cannabis that weighed less than a gramme, was found in her handbag."Due to the small amount of the substance, she was cautioned to not travel with drugs then released within an hour with no criminal charges."The drug was confiscated and destroyed."Hilton was then due to travel by yacht to the upmarket resort of Porto Cervo in Sardinia.The socialite had posted pictures of her luxury flight from Paris on her Twitter account.One picture shows the hotel heiress reclining on a double bed.
The 29-year-old had just arrived at Figari airport in Corsica on a private jet from Paris, police sources told AFP.
Officers found less than 1g of cannabis in her handbag, and released her soon afterwards without charge.
It comes two weeks after she was arrested for drugs during a World Cup match in South Africa.
Police told the local newspaper Corse Matin: "Ms Hilton was taken aside as she landed at Figari.
"She was searched in a secure area of the airport police station and an amount of cannabis that weighed less than a gramme, was found in her handbag.
"Due to the small amount of the substance, she was cautioned to not travel with drugs then released within an hour with no criminal charges.
"The drug was confiscated and destroyed."Hilton was then due to travel by yacht to the upmarket resort of Porto Cervo in Sardinia.
The socialite had posted pictures of her luxury flight from Paris on her Twitter account.
One picture shows the hotel heiress reclining on a double bed.
one law for the rich..
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 18 July 2010 04:07 (fifteen years ago)
for surmounter here is that pichttp://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2010/Jul/Week3/15666608.jpg
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 18 July 2010 04:08 (fifteen years ago)
Paris gives weed a bad rep. bitch taints everything she touches.
― The Beatles are not pizza!!! (Eisbaer), Sunday, 18 July 2010 04:13 (fifteen years ago)
she really doesn't seem like a pot smoker to me. weird.
― 156, Sunday, 18 July 2010 04:29 (fifteen years ago)
-- Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 20:55 (1 hour ago) Link
― Ein kluges Äpfelchen (Eisbaer), Friday, February 6, 2009 4:20 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― joyless kunt who afaik contributes nothing but toothless mockery (Eisbaer), Friday, 1 April 2011 04:53 (fourteen years ago)
Paris Hilton: Gay men have AIDS, are gross
― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Thursday, 20 September 2012 15:58 (twelve years ago)
it must suck to be so infamous that ppl basically take every opportunity to make you look like a horrible person
― cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Thursday, 20 September 2012 16:06 (twelve years ago)
hi paris please die of aids
― clouds, Thursday, 20 September 2012 16:13 (twelve years ago)
of course the flipside is that Paris appears for all intents and purposes to be a uniquely horrible person so I guess this all comes out in the wash
― cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Thursday, 20 September 2012 16:14 (twelve years ago)
wow she stayed out of the news long enough
― akm, Thursday, 20 September 2012 16:21 (twelve years ago)
I bet she still cut out the article, stuck it on her pink fluffy wall and smirked "See I am FAMOUS!"
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Friday, 21 September 2012 10:32 (twelve years ago)
huge lols at paris' initial "i was having a serious conversation about health issues in the gay community" excuse.
― omar little, Friday, 21 September 2012 20:20 (twelve years ago)
taxi drivers, doing god's work
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 21 September 2012 20:26 (twelve years ago)
at least it's not the opposite
― nostormo, Friday, 21 September 2012 20:28 (twelve years ago)
god drivers, doing taxi work?
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 21 September 2012 20:30 (twelve years ago)
god's doing taxi driving
― nostormo, Friday, 21 September 2012 20:34 (twelve years ago)
Cannes: Paris Hilton Cried Watching Bling Ring "It's so violating."
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 17 May 2013 17:29 (twelve years ago)
... then why did she go watch it
― AMERICA IS ABOUT RESSLING (DJP), Friday, 17 May 2013 17:29 (twelve years ago)
http://www.vulture.com/2013/05/cannes-paris-hilton-cried-watching-bling-ring.html
There was one upside to watching the movie, though. "I designed everything in the house, so it was really cool to see it on film," she said. It shows: Hilton's house is a tribute to Hilton herself, and as the celebrity-obsessed Bling Ringers raid her walk-in shoe closet and party in her "nightclub room," Hilton's limpid face stares back at them, emblazoned on all the pillows, artwork, and walls. "That house is like my dream house," she told me. "I worked so hard on every detail."
I asked Hilton whether seeing the movie from the kids' perspective makes her feel at all sympathetic to the real-life ringleaders, played in the movie by newcomers Israel Broussard and Katie Chang. "No way!" Hilton said. "Well, I actually kinda felt bad for the guy, because I feel like he didn't want to steal the clothes and all that stuff, really. He just wanted to be cool and fit in with that girl. So I mostly blame the main girl. I don't know her name. But her."
A man approached the heiress with his iPhone out. "Paris, you sexy bitch!" he shouted. "Are we taking a selfie or what?"
"Yeah, bitch," she replied. They leaned in close and posed.
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 17 May 2013 17:30 (twelve years ago)
"Are we taking a selfie or what?"
fyi if I ever unironically say this sentence, I would hope my ILX friends would hunt me down and kill me
― AMERICA IS ABOUT RESSLING (DJP), Friday, 17 May 2013 17:49 (twelve years ago)
taking a selfie vs doing a solid
― four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 17 May 2013 17:51 (twelve years ago)
doing a selfie vs taking a solid
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 17 May 2013 18:04 (twelve years ago)
selfing a sold vs taking a doer
― lipitor retriever (brownie), Friday, 17 May 2013 18:07 (twelve years ago)