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A rating out of 10 please. 10 = perfectly honed sexy ass, 1 = ill-defined, super-flabby mess.

Ok for myself, well it's maybe not perfect, but not bad for a male in his late 20s, pretty well-defined, muscular, not hairless enough to be girlish, not too hairy as to be wolfmanish... ok I give myself an 8.

― narrative fault line, Friday, 16 December 2005 15:25 (twenty years ago)

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Friday, 16 December 2005 15:28 (twenty years ago)

i mean, why lie

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Friday, 16 December 2005 15:28 (twenty years ago)

5 (it would be nicer if my waist were smaller)

― the people are such untight s wads (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 16 December 2005 15:29 (twenty years ago)

7 or 8. not quite a ghetto booty though.

― Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Friday, 16 December 2005 15:30 (twenty years ago)

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 16 December 2005 15:30 (twenty years ago)

Clarification: LOOKS: 8; PERFORMANCE: 4

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 16 December 2005 15:31 (twenty years ago)

http://www.socalmtb.com/filler/pixs/mule.jpg

9.5. He even carries my bike ffs!!

― Frogm@n Henry, Friday, 16 December 2005 15:31 (twenty years ago)

i was kinda hoping to get the hank hill no-ass as i got older, but it just keeps staying the same

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Friday, 16 December 2005 15:33 (twenty years ago)

i ain't kiddin when i say '1'

― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 16 December 2005 15:35 (twenty years ago)

I don't really see anything wrong with my ass, but I'm not vain enough to be a 9 or 10 since surely there are better asses out there. I'll settle for 8.

I think men in general have less problems with their asses, less fat deposits down there unless they're actually obese.

― Fred Shed, Friday, 16 December 2005 15:35 (twenty years ago)

I don't rate my ass. It's firmly fixed under my back where I don't need to see it. I prefer rating other asses.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 16 December 2005 15:36 (twenty years ago)

Zero.

― Kate Classic (kate), Friday, 16 December 2005 15:36 (twenty years ago)

10. The rest of me may need some work, but I ain't gonna lie, my ass is bangin'.

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 16 December 2005 15:37 (twenty years ago)

If I'd be honest, I'd probably say something like '-4' cause it's HUMONGOUS due to pregnancy at the moment.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 16 December 2005 15:44 (twenty years ago)

then there's probably that many more guys who'd want to tap it.

― Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Friday, 16 December 2005 15:50 (twenty years ago)

http://www.subvulture.com/archive/sir_mixalot_white.jpg

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Friday, 16 December 2005 15:51 (twenty years ago)

I don't... actually...like my ass. It's a weird shape/height that makes pants NEVER EVER FIT -- can we go back to stola + chiton, please?

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 16 December 2005 15:55 (twenty years ago)

― slow jamz and white guy indie acoustic shit (Chris V), Friday, 16 December 2005 15:56 (twenty years ago)

I try to be modest, but I cannot lie. My ass has received many compliments. I proudly rate it an 8 (-2 points for hairyness).

― Mickey (modestmickey), Friday, 16 December 2005 16:09 (twenty years ago)

(-2 points for hairyness).

that can be solved. Get one back, sac and crack wax.

― Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Friday, 16 December 2005 16:10 (twenty years ago)

― nein Socken (nein Socken), Friday, 16 December 2005 16:11 (twenty years ago)

― kingfish holiday travesty (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 16 December 2005 16:11 (twenty years ago)

― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Friday, 16 December 2005 16:12 (twenty years ago)

ok 12

― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Friday, 16 December 2005 16:12 (twenty years ago)

Miss Misery, yeah, but the hair will keep growing back, and there's no way I'm going to start scheduling a monthly ass waxing.

― Mickey (modestmickey), Friday, 16 December 2005 16:14 (twenty years ago)

men who remove their body hair are horrible, horrible people

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Friday, 16 December 2005 16:16 (twenty years ago)

word

― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Friday, 16 December 2005 16:17 (twenty years ago)

men who remove their body hair are horrible, horrible people

http://www.stevequayle.com/News.alert/04_Unexplained/04_Unexplained_Pics/040818.hairy.man.jpg

ROWR!

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 16 December 2005 16:18 (twenty years ago)

did you know that people such as porn actresses do asshole bleaching so that their assholes are nice and pink rather than a wrinkly-body-cavity brown?

― nein Socken (nein Socken), Friday, 16 December 2005 16:20 (twenty years ago)

It's quite nice my bum actually. It looks better when I've been walking more, but I don't have cellulite and it's a reasonable size and shape, so 7 I reckon.

― Anna (Anna), Friday, 16 December 2005 16:20 (twenty years ago)

I won't lie. My ass is worthy of a temple, nay templeS. It should have priestesses that regularly massage its pert and lovely buttocks. It is truly the reason behind all the joy in this world and the next.

Actually as the rest of me has ballooned my ass has remained quite small so a 7 should suffice. -3 for having no one that wants to see it at the moment!

― Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Friday, 16 December 2005 16:26 (twenty years ago)

i have no ass.

― Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Friday, 16 December 2005 16:26 (twenty years ago)

i rate my ass with a spoon.

― snowkitten (g-kit), Friday, 16 December 2005 16:30 (twenty years ago)

I don't have cellulite

WTF! Tell me your secret!

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 16 December 2005 16:33 (twenty years ago)

spoons.

― snowkitten (g-kit), Friday, 16 December 2005 16:33 (twenty years ago)

my kingdom for a delete button

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Friday, 16 December 2005 16:34 (twenty years ago)

like your kingdom is worth that much.

― snowkitten (g-kit), Friday, 16 December 2005 16:34 (twenty years ago)

(xpost) aw poor stevem. You've a fine ass. I'll give you a seven too. Now smile won't you? Go on. It's Friday.

― Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Friday, 16 December 2005 16:40 (twenty years ago)

― latebloomer: Deutsch Bag (latebloomer), Friday, 16 December 2005 16:41 (twenty years ago)

― POOP BITCH (Mandee), Friday, 16 December 2005 16:44 (twenty years ago)

WTF! Tell me your secret!

-- Nathalie

Dumb luck and good genes. None of the women in my family do either.

― Anna (Anna), Friday, 16 December 2005 16:44 (twenty years ago)

My ass is OK. Used to be a lot nicer when I was in better shape, so there's a bit of flabbiness, but overall fairly squeezable. I'd say 7.7.

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Friday, 16 December 2005 16:45 (twenty years ago)

you people need to stop looking at your own asses tbh

― snowkitten (g-kit), Friday, 16 December 2005 16:45 (twenty years ago)

now i feel boastful

― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Friday, 16 December 2005 16:46 (twenty years ago)

but god didn't give me much...

― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Friday, 16 December 2005 16:46 (twenty years ago)

http://www.ratemyass.org/

― elmo (allocryptic), Friday, 16 December 2005 16:50 (twenty years ago)

its a 1 because i really don't have one...

― slow jamz and white guy indie acoustic shit (Chris V), Friday, 16 December 2005 18:11 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, mine's a total 3.

― [jailhouse tattoo] (nordicskilla), Friday, 16 December 2005 18:12 (twenty years ago)

i am surprised to hear that, gym-boy

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Friday, 16 December 2005 18:14 (twenty years ago)

It's weird but going to the gym has given me overdeveloped shoulders and thighs, but the rest of me is just sort of a formless mess.

― [jailhouse tattoo] (nordicskilla), Friday, 16 December 2005 18:16 (twenty years ago)

its a 1 because i really don't have one...

You guys need to realize that not having an ass (for guys anyway) is HOTT.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:12 (twenty years ago)

I knew that.

― [jailhouse tattoo] (nordicskilla), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:13 (twenty years ago)

my ass is just sort of there when i need to sit down. otherwise i dont think about it too much.

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:13 (twenty years ago)

Actually this reminds me of when I saw Michael Mayer at the Mighty. There was a girl next to me at the bar and she turned around to this dude standing behind her and said "are you staring at my ass?". He just said "Yes. And I give it a 7", and then they just started eating each other's faces like crazed animals.

I ordered a tap water.

― [jailhouse tattoo] (nordicskilla), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:16 (twenty years ago)

6.5

it could rate higher if i went to the gym more. But I'm happy having a mediocre ass.

― dali madison's nut (donut), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:17 (twenty years ago)

"Yes. And I give it a 7"

If she had known it was 7 out of 30, she'd have been biting his dick. Or something.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:20 (twenty years ago)

You guys need to realize that not having an ass (for guys anyway) is HOTT.

WRONG.

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:23 (twenty years ago)

Depends on the guy. But on most blokes, asslessness is definitely a plus.

― Kate Classic (kate), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:24 (twenty years ago)

Hmmph, depends on who you ask. I don't especially NOTICE the back view under normal circumstances, but I'm sure I've said before that legs & etc should preferably carry a certain amount of hmm muscle mass/tone.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:37 (twenty years ago)

I got too many people ranking on my sorry ass already.

― Aimless (Aimless), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:43 (twenty years ago)

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:45 (twenty years ago)

― Dan (Booyah) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:47 (twenty years ago)

could i bounce a roll of quarters off your fine ass, Dan? one at a time or all at once, your call.

― elmo (allocryptic), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:52 (twenty years ago)

I've never understood that phrase. Surely you can bounce quarters off of anyone's ass unless it's like magnetic or something.

― [jailhouse tattoo] (nordicskilla), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:53 (twenty years ago)

I think that's my wife's call, actually.

― Dan (She Got Dibs) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:53 (twenty years ago)

my ass might eat the quarters

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:54 (twenty years ago)

"feed me, strongo"

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:54 (twenty years ago)

But on most blokes, asslessness is definitely a plus.

RASCIST.

(uh, j/k)

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:54 (twenty years ago)

mine is threatening to become a shadow of its former self.

what are some good ass exercises?

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:55 (twenty years ago)

the kind of exercises that asses like

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:55 (twenty years ago)

dropping it like it's hot

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:55 (twenty years ago)

Wholeheartedly disagree on this asslessness issue.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:55 (twenty years ago)

also, facing down while your ass is up

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:56 (twenty years ago)

They like moving and shaking to disco beats and filter house.

― [jailhouse tattoo] (nordicskilla), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:56 (twenty years ago)

Or anything with a good beat that you can groove to.

― [jailhouse tattoo] (nordicskilla), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:56 (twenty years ago)

http://grinnell.unh.edu/audrey2.jpg

― Dan (Strongo's Booty On Holiday) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:56 (twenty years ago)

squats, lunges, hamstring curls.

― elmo (allocryptic), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:56 (twenty years ago)

like i'm gonna listen to a 2 and a 3

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:57 (twenty years ago)

I had a friend who tried melting his ass into shape. It didn't work.

― [jailhouse tattoo] (nordicskilla), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:57 (twenty years ago)

really there's no thread with "ass" in the title that won't amuse me at least a little bit

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:57 (twenty years ago)

squats and lunges huh, that explains so much

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:58 (twenty years ago)

really there's no thread with "ass" in the title that won't amuse me at least a little bit

i know!

― [jailhouse tattoo] (nordicskilla), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:58 (twenty years ago)

i don't have an ass. i'd give it a 3.5.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:59 (twenty years ago)

I got a big ol' football player's ass. LOTS of muscle mass, not enough shape. 5, but if I dropped some weight I could get up to a 7 maybe.

― elmo (allocryptic), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:59 (twenty years ago)

once i saw mya on mtv, she was in her living room on all fours demonstrating a "killer exercise" that some nfler taught her. she said it was the ultimate ass exercise and that she owed 99% of her awesome ass to it.

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 16 December 2005 20:02 (twenty years ago)

also, here's my stance on google image searching 'mya': well, they're your eyes, buddy.

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 16 December 2005 20:03 (twenty years ago)

my has a seahorse's body

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Friday, 16 December 2005 20:03 (twenty years ago)

MYA

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Friday, 16 December 2005 20:03 (twenty years ago)

MIA

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Friday, 16 December 2005 20:04 (twenty years ago)

speaking of someone who has no ass

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Friday, 16 December 2005 20:04 (twenty years ago)

Wholeheartedly disagree on this asslessness issue.
-- Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyza...), December 16th, 2005.

OTM

― POOP BITCH (Mandee), Friday, 16 December 2005 20:05 (twenty years ago)

im confused, is a seahorse's body good or bad?

mya > mia > seahorse

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 16 December 2005 20:07 (twenty years ago)

can we go back to stola + chiton, please?

I read this as "stoma + chitin," accompanied by alarming mental images of people's arthropoidal thoraces and abdomens. Haha I bet you all thought the same thing.

― Paul Eater (eater), Friday, 16 December 2005 20:13 (twenty years ago)

mark: RUNNING (particularly sprinting). Explosive lower-leg power = awesome ass.

― Dan (Still Living Off High School Workouts) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 16 December 2005 20:14 (twenty years ago)

I had a friend who tried melting his ass into shape.

Please explain.

― elmo (allocryptic), Friday, 16 December 2005 20:14 (twenty years ago)

fanny melt?

― dali madison's nut (donut), Friday, 16 December 2005 20:15 (twenty years ago)

www.bonsaibutts.com

― dali madison's nut (donut), Friday, 16 December 2005 20:15 (twenty years ago)

fanny melt?

Everyone in the UK just died from laughter.

― Dan (Extra Cheese) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 16 December 2005 20:16 (twenty years ago)

squats & lunges can be tough free standing until you get comfortable with the balance & you strengthen the stabilizing leg muscles. It's a very easy way to hurt yourself. Go for the squat machine or the leg press machine. (My personal best is a 400 lb leg press, 20 reps, 2 sets. BOOM.)

Also, walking lunges will seriously strengthen your ass, esp. if you add extra weight.

― elmo (allocryptic), Friday, 16 December 2005 20:21 (twenty years ago)

you guys are kinda ruining the mystique of a great ass

― POOP BITCH (Mandee), Friday, 16 December 2005 20:39 (twenty years ago)

so says POOP BITCH

― oops (Oops), Friday, 16 December 2005 20:40 (twenty years ago)

mandee if it makes you feel better these so-called secrets actually only go so far.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 16 December 2005 20:41 (twenty years ago)

yea, exercise can only augment the ass your momma gave you

― elmo (allocryptic), Friday, 16 December 2005 20:44 (twenty years ago)

my family does tend towards fat-assedness, so i guess it's inevitable

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Friday, 16 December 2005 20:50 (twenty years ago)

My family are all shaped like those russian dolls.

― [jailhouse tattoo] (nordicskilla), Friday, 16 December 2005 20:59 (twenty years ago)

you inside your mom inside your dad?

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Friday, 16 December 2005 21:07 (twenty years ago)

Today at work, the Office Gossip spanked me, then complained that my ass is too small.

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Friday, 16 December 2005 21:07 (twenty years ago)

you inside your mom inside your dad?

THE ARISTOCRATS!

― [jailhouse tattoo] (nordicskilla), Friday, 16 December 2005 21:08 (twenty years ago)

did joe franklin rape you too?

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Friday, 16 December 2005 21:08 (twenty years ago)

what are some good ass exercises?

this was the whole point of the rollerblading revolution.

― Collardio Gelatinous (collardio), Friday, 16 December 2005 21:31 (twenty years ago)

My batty is natty

― moley, Friday, 16 December 2005 21:33 (twenty years ago)

i love me some ass

― howell huser (chaki), Friday, 16 December 2005 21:34 (twenty years ago)

6.5

― Je4nn3 ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Friday, 16 December 2005 21:48 (twenty years ago)

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Friday, 16 December 2005 21:48 (twenty years ago)

I have been told several times that I have a great ass, and that it may be my best feature, and even I can't see anything seriously wrong with it, so I'd probably go as high as 5.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 16 December 2005 21:49 (twenty years ago)

i think everyone rating themselves over a 5 is not to be trusted, frankly

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Friday, 16 December 2005 21:57 (twenty years ago)

People seem to like my ass. I don't care one way or another.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Friday, 16 December 2005 21:58 (twenty years ago)

http://media.bestprices.com/content/isbn/58/0531122158.jpg

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Friday, 16 December 2005 22:00 (twenty years ago)

http://giganticmag.com/images/ilx/skazo.jpg

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Friday, 16 December 2005 22:13 (twenty years ago)

kenan's ass is an 8 in the mirror in his bathroom

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 16 December 2005 22:24 (twenty years ago)

ZING!

― oops (Oops), Friday, 16 December 2005 22:25 (twenty years ago)

i think everyone rating themselves over a 5 is not to be trusted, frankly

I could provide evidence to the contrary but I'm afraid this just might be a trap to do so.

― Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Friday, 16 December 2005 22:27 (twenty years ago)

yeah i dont really want to see anyones ass, esp at work

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Friday, 16 December 2005 22:31 (twenty years ago)

It's absurd to suggest that rating yourself higher than 5 is suspicious - there are a bunch of women around here who are way above average on any reasonable measure of physical attractiveness, and three I've noticed on this thread who I would rate higher than they do, even though they marked themselves higher than 5. On similar lines to Sam, I am going to resist getting drawn into offering ass-rating scores for other people here.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 16 December 2005 22:43 (twenty years ago)

Yes we have all seen luna's ass. Yes we did like it.

― [jailhouse tattoo] (nordicskilla), Friday, 16 December 2005 22:44 (twenty years ago)

Rate the Physical Attributes of Other ILXORS

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Friday, 16 December 2005 22:45 (twenty years ago)

8. All the parts of my body I really like are between my belly button and my knees.

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 16 December 2005 22:56 (twenty years ago)

I couldn't help admiring your urethra at the last FAP.

― [jailhouse tattoo] (nordicskilla), Friday, 16 December 2005 22:57 (twenty years ago)

I admired my colleague's Wal Mart flares and she said she could pick some up for me in North Carolina, but that she'd have to get a different size for me bc I had a "big butt." ?!

― Mary (Mary), Saturday, 17 December 2005 02:38 (twenty years ago)

Sorry, but Luna's ass is definitely a 10.

Speaking of which, many people here have seen my keister--what would you rank me?

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Saturday, 17 December 2005 02:52 (twenty years ago)

I don't really have an ass/arse. My wife thinks it's cute, but she would. I guess it would be a 7?

― Colonel Poo (Colonel Poo), Saturday, 17 December 2005 03:42 (twenty years ago)

I have writer's ass (see also: editor's butt) so it's flat where it shouldn't be flat and pressed to the sides a little where it's supposed to meld into hips. It's my #1 physical insecurity, actually. It's not egregiously bad, though, nor anything remarkably ugly. I'd have to rate myself as a "Middlebrow 5 Butt" in all honesty. Maybe a 4? People who know my butt may weigh in without fear of offending me.

― remy (x Jeremy), Saturday, 17 December 2005 03:53 (twenty years ago)

always seems odd to discuss these matters in such a disinterested manner

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Saturday, 17 December 2005 04:56 (twenty years ago)

7.795

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Saturday, 17 December 2005 08:49 (twenty years ago)

― vahid (vahid), Saturday, 17 December 2005 08:55 (twenty years ago)

5 (it's a nice enough shape apaprently, but at least two points knocked off for enduring spottiness, ugh)

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Saturday, 17 December 2005 09:51 (twenty years ago)

Amateurist, I am glad my attempt at being disinterested worked - it is very far from the truth, but different and more visceral reactions seem more appropriate for private communication. I've done my fair share - and probably more - of overt lusting after people on ILX, and I am trying to cut it way down.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 17 December 2005 10:17 (twenty years ago)

fuck it, 10

― vahid (vahid), Saturday, 17 December 2005 10:24 (twenty years ago)

One point higher than my brain: 19.

― Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Saturday, 17 December 2005 10:35 (twenty years ago)

mary, that's insane.

― lauren (laurenp), Saturday, 17 December 2005 14:57 (twenty years ago)

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 17 December 2005 15:08 (twenty years ago)

8.5

― Cathy (Cathy), Saturday, 17 December 2005 15:34 (twenty years ago)

men who remove their body hair are horrible, horrible people
What happens when you don't shave your armpits

― HH, Saturday, 17 December 2005 16:08 (twenty years ago)

7, it's not flabby at all, but the shape could be better.

― Jeff-Beetle (Jeff), Saturday, 17 December 2005 21:17 (twenty years ago)

oh and +/- 1 point depending on how you think hairness should rate.

― Jeff-Beetle (Jeff), Saturday, 17 December 2005 21:18 (twenty years ago)

We Jews are known for many things, but asses tend not to be one of our stron suits.

― [jailhouse tattoo] (nordicskilla), Saturday, 17 December 2005 21:39 (twenty years ago)

here' stron suit guy's ass:

ihttp://www.tronguy.net/TRONcostume/unipreb.jpg

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 17 December 2005 23:10 (twenty years ago)

Really, Adam? I was under the impression that my ghetto bubble butt was one of my semitic traits.

― Jordan (Jordan), Saturday, 17 December 2005 23:52 (twenty years ago)

My ass is like -10.

― The Other Kate (papa november), Sunday, 18 December 2005 00:30 (twenty years ago)

TV MA V, S, L

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:45 (twenty years ago)

i give mine an 8.

but how is this not a pic thread yet?

― geoff (gcannon), Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:52 (twenty years ago)

You don't really want that, do you? Apart from Luna?

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:53 (twenty years ago)

"It's the hairy bobbin' man ass that adults know and love!"

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:54 (twenty years ago)

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:54 (twenty years ago)

According to my wife, my ass and legs are my best physical features. Just don't look above the waistband of my shorts.

― I do feel guilty for getting any perverse amusement out of it (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 18 December 2005 03:05 (twenty years ago)

Oh, alright, fine.

http://giganticmag.com/images/ilx/ass1.jpg

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Sunday, 18 December 2005 03:14 (twenty years ago)

nice!

― Juulia (julesbdules), Sunday, 18 December 2005 03:38 (twenty years ago)

jesus wept

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 18 December 2005 03:39 (twenty years ago)

Scrawny-looking thing.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 18 December 2005 03:57 (twenty years ago)

That picture is a dangerous weapon in the hands of someone with Paint Shop Pro, too.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 18 December 2005 03:59 (twenty years ago)

fuck you, ILE

― gear (gear), Sunday, 18 December 2005 04:04 (twenty years ago)

so glad i am reading this thread backwards

― kephm (kephm), Sunday, 18 December 2005 04:08 (twenty years ago)

Paunchy, you have a very nice ass. I on the other hand am a member of the no butt club. Never had one – don’t have the genetic predisposition to have a good butt. It’s simply a flat ass, no matter how much working the gluts get at the gym. I guess it’s better than a fat ass, although thanks to those currently in fashion beyonce and Mariah carey fat asses or junk in the trunk is all the rage. I have faith that it will swing back the other direction sometime soon though!

― Wiggy (Wiggy), Sunday, 18 December 2005 04:43 (twenty years ago)

Woah! People be showin' arse here ya'll!

― Halloween Spooky Party Hints! (Bimble...), Sunday, 18 December 2005 04:46 (twenty years ago)

you were right to ask, earlier, kenan, whether i really wanted that

― geoff (gcannon), Sunday, 18 December 2005 05:02 (twenty years ago)

I know.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Sunday, 18 December 2005 05:25 (twenty years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000001DUW.01._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Sunday, 18 December 2005 05:35 (twenty years ago)

Paunchy has an ass. We look at it.

― Halloween Spooky Party Hints! (Bimble...), Sunday, 18 December 2005 06:32 (twenty years ago)

my other ass is a ferrari

― Kim (Kim), Sunday, 18 December 2005 16:03 (twenty years ago)

Where would I be right now without the "hide images" option? I don't even want to think about it...

― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Sunday, 18 December 2005 16:41 (twenty years ago)

I dunno, my sister has always said my arse is bigger than hers, but in the last year three different people have told me it is quite good and only one of those people had an interest in getting into my knickers so I'm going with a 5.5, or a 6 if I wear a particular pair of trousers.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Sunday, 18 December 2005 17:15 (twenty years ago)

I forgot that most of you don't know my sister, so that part of what I said means nothing to you. I'll just say that her arse ain't small.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Sunday, 18 December 2005 17:17 (twenty years ago)

ILE has reached rock bottom! haha!

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 18 December 2005 17:30 (twenty years ago)

Jesus, guys. It's not THAT bad an ass.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Sunday, 18 December 2005 18:30 (twenty years ago)

That pic looks like an ad for a movie called Tainted Desires or Always Taken, Never Given

― dali madison's nut (donut), Sunday, 18 December 2005 19:23 (twenty years ago)

http://www.laist.com/images/notintobushprods.jpg

― gear (gear), Sunday, 18 December 2005 19:27 (twenty years ago)

ten years pass...

a 4.35 and in perpetual decline

― Neanderthal, Friday, 30 September 2016 06:25 (nine years ago)

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