100 Least Charismatic Celebrities

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100. Hilary Swank (90% boring, 10% mental)

― Aaron A., Friday, 18 February 2005 06:12 (twenty-one years ago)

99. natalie portman

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Friday, 18 February 2005 06:14 (twenty-one years ago)

98. Robert DeNiro

― Fish fingers all in a line (kenan), Friday, 18 February 2005 06:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually, he may be number one. There should be a word for actors who are very fine on screen, and very, very dull the rest of the time.

― Fish fingers all in a line (kenan), Friday, 18 February 2005 06:16 (twenty-one years ago)

"Gifted"?

― Surreal Addiction (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 18 February 2005 06:22 (twenty-one years ago)

97. tom arnold (esp whenever he's on a talk show)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 18 February 2005 06:24 (twenty-one years ago)

96. michael freaking bublé

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 18 February 2005 06:24 (twenty-one years ago)

xxpost Invariably they are, yes. I think Hilary Swank is quite gifted, too. But please don't invite her to my party, ok?

― Fish fingers all in a line (kenan), Friday, 18 February 2005 06:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I like Tom Arnold. Maybe that's just holdover from True Lies, though.

― Fish fingers all in a line (kenan), Friday, 18 February 2005 06:26 (twenty-one years ago)

95. George Plimpton

― Aaron A., Friday, 18 February 2005 06:27 (twenty-one years ago)

94. cher

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Friday, 18 February 2005 06:27 (twenty-one years ago)

have you ever seen arnold on a talk show kenan? he's all sweatin' and tremblin' like he's on the witness stand!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 18 February 2005 06:35 (twenty-one years ago)

i saw cher's behind the music and she came across as really likeable and charismatic!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 18 February 2005 06:36 (twenty-one years ago)

This makes me wonder what we're basing our impression of these people on. Talk shows, award shows, and VH1 are probably unfair measuring sticks for anyone's personality. Then again, they are celebrities.

I still maintain that DeNiro's a dead bring person. I've read it too many times to not believe it.

― Fish fingers all in a line (kenan), Friday, 18 February 2005 06:47 (twenty-one years ago)

bring = boring

― Fish fingers all in a line (kenan), Friday, 18 February 2005 06:47 (twenty-one years ago)

well it's not like many of us actually attend cocktail parties with these people

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 18 February 2005 06:48 (twenty-one years ago)

OMG A THREAD WITH A QUESTIONABLE REASON TO EXIST.

― Fish fingers all in a line (kenan), Friday, 18 February 2005 06:50 (twenty-one years ago)

anyway, with charisma, either you've got "it" or you don't

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 18 February 2005 06:51 (twenty-one years ago)

and kenan, kiddo, you definitely got "it"

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 18 February 2005 06:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm Hollywood, baby.

― Fish fingers all in a line (kenan), Friday, 18 February 2005 06:59 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.philadelphiaweekly.com/old_pw_images/main/5788_1.jpg

― Fish fingers all in a line (kenan), Friday, 18 February 2005 06:59 (twenty-one years ago)

93. Jimmy Fallon

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Friday, 18 February 2005 07:56 (twenty-one years ago)

92. any chinese political leader since mao's wife

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 18 February 2005 07:58 (twenty-one years ago)

All the celebrities on "Extreme Celeb Detox".

So:

91. Dominic Diamond
90. Lisa Ianson
89. JILLY GULDEN/GOOLDEN, you know, the wine lady with the frizzy hair, yes, that's her. "Nice bouquet", she sa.
88. Jack Osbourne

My word I can't remember any of the others.

― Lucretia My Reflection (Lucretia My Reflection), Friday, 18 February 2005 09:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Johnny Depp

― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 18 February 2005 09:52 (twenty-one years ago)

86. Holly Hunter. The last time I saw her on Jonathan Ross' show, she looked like she had had her life force sucked out, leaving her a hollow, tiny husk. The conversation was like pulling teeth.

Compare and contrast with Paul Bettany, whose anecdotes about working with Lars Von Trier are most entertaining.

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Friday, 18 February 2005 11:48 (twenty-one years ago)

95. George Plimpton
-- Aaron A. (__...), February 18th, 2005.
Its difficult to project charisma when you're six feet under.

― the Undertaker, Friday, 18 February 2005 12:03 (twenty-one years ago)

85. Kevin Smith. A 'big personality', sure, but the ultimate in anti-charisma.

― NRQ, Friday, 18 February 2005 12:06 (twenty-one years ago)

"Big personality" is just a polite way of saying fat.

― King Octoroo, Friday, 18 February 2005 12:13 (twenty-one years ago)

84. Paul Scholes (by all rights, should be #1)

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 18 February 2005 12:22 (twenty-one years ago)

83. Anjoeleena Jolly

― peepee (peepee), Friday, 18 February 2005 13:06 (twenty-one years ago)

wtf? 83 vetoed.

― NRQ, Friday, 18 February 2005 13:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I find her to be dull, whether she's in her I'm such a rebel schtick, or her more recent and tutored no, I'm really normal stage. Both are forced and very transparent, hence zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

― peepee (peepee), Friday, 18 February 2005 13:16 (twenty-one years ago)

82. Jared Leto

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Friday, 18 February 2005 14:35 (twenty-one years ago)

You people are all mental (except for Ally).

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 February 2005 14:37 (twenty-one years ago)

81. Giselle Bunyon or whatever her name is

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 18 February 2005 14:38 (twenty-one years ago)

models don't count, they're meant to be as uncharismatic and blank slate as possible, that's their job.

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Friday, 18 February 2005 14:39 (twenty-one years ago)

80. Tim Allen

― NRQ, Friday, 18 February 2005 14:40 (twenty-one years ago)

although if models do count, than that really dense looking, dead eyed, round headed black-haired girl with the overbite who has been on the cover of every Victoria's Secret major catalog for a year now and even all of my male friends say she's really horrible and uncute and kind of looks like she might hurt you with her stupidity, well that girl, she's #79.

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Friday, 18 February 2005 14:41 (twenty-one years ago)

81 redux: Bill Mahr

x-post OMG I think that's the same one in that commercial with Bob Dylan haha

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 18 February 2005 14:42 (twenty-one years ago)

78. Alicia Keys

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 18 February 2005 14:43 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah I think she's in the Bob Dylan ad. God I hate her. There are so many cute girls in the VS catalog! The platinum blonde girl or the girl with the fantastic eyebrows, wtf are they favoring this horrible, horrible beast for? Ugh. I have actually started favoring purchasing things from other lingerie stores over Victoria's Secret, not just because their bras and underwear keep getting sized UP constantly but because this girl makes me want to vomit on my own self.

77. Colin Farrell

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Friday, 18 February 2005 14:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I can only remember that girl you're talking about because she appears to have NO nipples or something.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 18 February 2005 14:58 (twenty-one years ago)

76. Ja Rule

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 18 February 2005 14:59 (twenty-one years ago)

75. Naomi Watts

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Friday, 18 February 2005 15:02 (twenty-one years ago)

No way Candice, OMG! She's like a shimmering my little pony of charisma!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 18 February 2005 15:05 (twenty-one years ago)

74. Grant Nicholas

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Friday, 18 February 2005 15:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Ha - I'd say Colin Farrell is a WTF pick, but only because he has a buttload of charisma OFF camera & a severe lack of same ON camera.

73. Stephen Dorffffffff

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 18 February 2005 15:19 (twenty-one years ago)

72. Ice Cube

― Remy (sucker in a blue uniform) (x Jeremy), Friday, 18 February 2005 15:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Wait! I fucked up. I thought this thread was 'At Least 100 Charismatic Celebrities' and I was suggesting Cube, because he's about the first person I want to hang-out with. So for my alternate / replacement uncharismatic turdface:

72. Joe Rogan

― Remy (dumb, inattentive) (x Jeremy), Friday, 18 February 2005 15:27 (twenty-one years ago)

71. Charlize Theron

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 18 February 2005 15:31 (twenty-one years ago)

70. RICHARD GERE

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Friday, 18 February 2005 15:32 (twenty-one years ago)

69. Keira Knightly, esp. next to gorgeous Parminda in Bend it Like Beckham.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 18 February 2005 15:34 (twenty-one years ago)

68. Denise Richardssssss

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 18 February 2005 15:36 (twenty-one years ago)

two of my favorites

67. Harrison Ford
66. coke-less Dennis Quaid

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 18 February 2005 15:37 (twenty-one years ago)

65. Breckin Meyer (though he should be #1) (and might not be a "celebrity" anymore)

gabb, does cokeless DQ = anything prior to The Rookie?

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 18 February 2005 15:37 (twenty-one years ago)

64. Linda Barker

― sgs (sgs), Friday, 18 February 2005 15:39 (twenty-one years ago)

63. Rodney Dangerfield.

where most of the others are just bland, this guy goes into full revulsion overload.

― darragh.mac (darragh.mac), Friday, 18 February 2005 15:40 (twenty-one years ago)

65.The guy who played Jesus, Jim Cavaziel? You would think, playing Jesus, you might have some charisma? NO. Every interview was Oh I got struck by lightening twice and hurt my back and I'm really really Catholic and I am Mel's slave.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 18 February 2005 15:41 (twenty-one years ago)

dude I think some of you do not understand the meaning of the term "uncharismatic"

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Friday, 18 February 2005 15:41 (twenty-one years ago)

61. Eric McCormack (Will from Will & Grace)

― Aaron A., Friday, 18 February 2005 15:42 (twenty-one years ago)

60. LeBron James

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 18 February 2005 15:43 (twenty-one years ago)

does cokeless DQ = anything prior to The Rookie?

it refers to the present going back to some time before Traffic, I think

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 18 February 2005 15:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm confusing "uncharismatic" with low-energy interviewees. Not talking about Han Solo, obv.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 18 February 2005 15:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh man, Naomi Watts sucks! She is quite shimmery, though. Plus, she horrifically annoying in that "28 Grams" piece of poop. I will have to respectfully disagree, Nickalish. Heh.

Can I say Anna Nicole Smith (59)? In addition to being revolting, of course...

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Friday, 18 February 2005 15:47 (twenty-one years ago)

"she WAS"

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Friday, 18 February 2005 15:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Rodney Dangerfield???????????? I also disagree about Anna Nicole Smith. She may be a catastrophe on every level but I can't look away.

58. Billy Crudup
57. Gary Oldman

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 18 February 2005 16:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Everyone in the American version of "Coupling" except for the girl from The Bold And The Beautiful who was playing Jane.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 February 2005 16:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Sorry, I meant "does cokeFULL DQ = blah blah" - that is, his D.O.A. / Innerspace / The Big Easy king-of-the-world stuff.

Poo on Naomi Watts AND Anna-Nicole, esp. the latter - Tracer OTM.

56. Luke Wilson
55. Michael Pitt (oh wow ESPECIALLY in interviews)

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 18 February 2005 16:07 (twenty-one years ago)

67. Harrison Ford

Oh my god, yes. In films, there's no-one to touch him. In interviews, he'd put you to sleep.

61. Eric McCormack (Will from Will & Grace)

Have to disagree. I saw him on Graham Norton's show one night and he was lovely. Sparklingly funny, really at ease with the audience, they loved him so much, he seemed to be really having a good time. I liked him enormously.

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Friday, 18 February 2005 16:08 (twenty-one years ago)

54 - 53. The Brothers Affleck

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 February 2005 16:08 (twenty-one years ago)

gabbneb, I don't mean you. I mean the people who think that "annoying" or "gross" means "uncharismatic".

Tracer is totally OTM, is what I mean by that.

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Friday, 18 February 2005 16:09 (twenty-one years ago)

52. Paula Abdul

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 February 2005 16:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes I am.

51. Kiefer Sutherland

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 18 February 2005 16:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I meant "does cokeFULL DQ = blah blah" - that is, his D.O.A. / Innerspace / The Big Easy king-of-the-world stuff.

...Great Balls of Fire. I assume so.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 18 February 2005 16:11 (twenty-one years ago)

50. ELISHA CUTHBERT

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 February 2005 16:11 (twenty-one years ago)

49. Stone Phillips

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Friday, 18 February 2005 16:16 (twenty-one years ago)

48. The woman who hosts Extra! Hollywood
47. Faith Hill

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 February 2005 16:17 (twenty-one years ago)

46. Is this going to be a controversial choice? Jessica Simpson
45. Her fucking husband

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Friday, 18 February 2005 16:20 (twenty-one years ago)

44. Jack Whitee
43. Julian Casablancas

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 February 2005 16:24 (twenty-one years ago)

42. Stanley Tucci

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Friday, 18 February 2005 16:27 (twenty-one years ago)

41. Nic Cage

― Remy (hstencil tastes like bubble gum) (x Jeremy), Friday, 18 February 2005 16:31 (twenty-one years ago)

40. Tea Leoni

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Friday, 18 February 2005 16:34 (twenty-one years ago)

42. Stanley Tucci

GAH!

39. Pat O'Brien

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 18 February 2005 16:36 (twenty-one years ago)

38. Norah Jones (maybe I just don't get her but she seems to adopt a different tone/personality type every time I see her). Is someone gonna mention CRUISE?

― Aaron A., Friday, 18 February 2005 16:40 (twenty-one years ago)

38. Paula Abdul.

From www.m-w.com:

1 : an extraordinary power (as of healing) given a Christian by the Holy Spirit for the good of the church
2 a : a personal magic of leadership arousing special popular loyalty or enthusiasm for a public figure (as a political leader) b : a special magnetic charm or appeal

I can't think of anyone who exhibits this less. I still stand by my estimation that Anna Nicole does not possess a "special magnetic charm or appeal."

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Friday, 18 February 2005 16:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Tom Cruise wouldn't have gotten to where he is without a frightningly gigantic bucket full of charisma, seeing as he seems to have abandoned all pretense at acting sometime circa 1989.

(xpost: sugarpants, see #52!)

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 February 2005 16:42 (twenty-one years ago)

x-post

Also, I suppose the first definition would suit Jim Cavaziel well. Har de har har.

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Friday, 18 February 2005 16:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude I think the Cruiser abandoned "acting" long before 1989.

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Friday, 18 February 2005 16:44 (twenty-one years ago)

"Born On The Fourth Of July" came out in 1989, though. (Granted, "Rain Man" and "Cocktail" came out in '88.)

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 February 2005 16:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah but that movie sucked

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Friday, 18 February 2005 16:46 (twenty-one years ago)

gotta disagree with eric mccormack too, i saw him once in person and he was quite lively, smiley, and fun

and yeah, dan totally otm. this is not "celebrities we don't like" people!!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 18 February 2005 16:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I strongly suspect that Juliette Lewis has no charisma but I wouldn't go to the mat to defend that.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 February 2005 16:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Does Jennifer Aniston have charisma? She seemed alright, in Office Space, but generally she seems like a big succubus of charismatic light.

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Friday, 18 February 2005 16:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I think Aniston does have charisma; in fact, she and Lisa Kudrow were probably the only two charismatic people in the Friends cast.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 February 2005 16:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Kate Bosworth.

I shut up now.

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Friday, 18 February 2005 16:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Are smart people less charismatic, on average?

Juliette Lewis is my prime candidate for the death pool, under-50 division. For no particularly good reason.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 18 February 2005 16:58 (twenty-one years ago)

gabbneb, i think this thread is full of very, very unintelligent uncharismatic people that say the answer to your question is "no, the two are not related"

IMO

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Friday, 18 February 2005 16:59 (twenty-one years ago)

37. Paris Hilton

I realized while watching 24 that Elisha Cuthbert looks like a Down's Syndrome kid with a sexxxy body. It's kind of disturbing.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 18 February 2005 17:00 (twenty-one years ago)

36. Keanu Reeves

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 18 February 2005 17:01 (twenty-one years ago)

35. Jennifer Garner

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Friday, 18 February 2005 17:12 (twenty-one years ago)

34. TEH AFFLACK

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 18 February 2005 17:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Heavens! He's already been mentioned. Reset! ;)

― Aaron A., Friday, 18 February 2005 17:27 (twenty-one years ago)

33. Diane Kruger

― Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Friday, 18 February 2005 17:33 (twenty-one years ago)

32. Kevin Fucking Costner.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Friday, 18 February 2005 18:40 (twenty-one years ago)

31. David Cross

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 18 February 2005 19:09 (twenty-one years ago)

30. Cate Beckinsale

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 18 February 2005 19:11 (twenty-one years ago)

David Cross has some kind of charisma, he's just very annoying.

― Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Friday, 18 February 2005 19:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I liked Juliette Lewis fine until I saw her hosting some video show on VH1 and talking about her baaaand, maaaan and stupidly mugging and acting like an imbecile and generally deserving a cooter punching.

― Fish fingers all in a line (kenan), Friday, 18 February 2005 19:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I actually like Juliette Lewis a lot but she is pretty charisma-free.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 February 2005 19:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Daddino otmfm

29. Van Morrison

― Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Friday, 18 February 2005 19:23 (twenty-one years ago)

28. Viggo Mortensen Viggo Mortensen Viggo Mortensen Viggo Mortensen Viggo Mortensen Viggo Mortensen Viggo Mortensen Viggo Mortensen VIGGO MORTENSEN

― Curious George Rides a Republican (Rock Hardy), Friday, 18 February 2005 19:24 (twenty-one years ago)

27. Kyra Sedgewick

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 February 2005 19:27 (twenty-one years ago)

26. DAVID CARUSO

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 February 2005 19:28 (twenty-one years ago)

25. Gywneth Paltrow

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 18 February 2005 19:29 (twenty-one years ago)

ok - juliette lewis was the first one i thought of. and although repeatedly mentioned, i dont think she has a number yet.

24. juliette lewis

― peter smith (plsmith), Friday, 18 February 2005 19:32 (twenty-one years ago)

23. The host of "Blind Date"

― Star Hustler, Saturday, 19 February 2005 04:09 (twenty-one years ago)

22. James Marsters. I wouldnt have believed it, I like Spike - but god, he's a bad interviewee - agitated, nervous, makes little sense. No aura of cool whatsoever. It was a bit of a rude shock - mind you this was based on one interview.

Whoever said Johnny Depp is ARGH WRONG. He's so enigmatic and withdrawn and doesnt play the shitty Hollywood game thing, I love that.

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 19 February 2005 04:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Wow I sound like a 14 year old writing in my LJ, eek.

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 19 February 2005 04:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Johnny Depp is total Trenchcoat Mafia

― Aaron A., Saturday, 19 February 2005 04:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Ah don't care what y'say about me, mister, but ah'm gonna have t'ask yuh not t'insult mah Viggo.

― Hey Jude, Saturday, 19 February 2005 15:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Uh-oh, busted.

― Curious George Rides a Republican (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 19 February 2005 15:31 (twenty-one years ago)

21. Chloe Sevigny

― Guitarthur and the Ecstasy Defecators (Arthur), Saturday, 19 February 2005 16:50 (twenty-one years ago)

The dullest It Girl there ever was.

― Guitarthur and the Ecstasy Defecators (Arthur), Saturday, 19 February 2005 16:51 (twenty-one years ago)

20. Andie MacDowell
19. Andrew McCarthy

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 19 February 2005 17:19 (twenty-one years ago)

18. Matt Lauer
17. Stone Philips

― Remy (null) (x Jeremy), Saturday, 19 February 2005 19:34 (twenty-one years ago)

16. Jeff Tweedy

― Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Saturday, 19 February 2005 19:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Heavens! [TEH AFLACK]'s already been mentioned. Reset! ;)

Oh, see, Dan got the clan in one fell swoop. Sneaky.

REPLACEMENT:
34. Jon Cryer

― David R. (popshots75`), Saturday, 19 February 2005 22:03 (twenty-one years ago)

OMG 15. CHARLES GRODIN

― lurk@lurk.com, Saturday, 19 February 2005 23:05 (twenty-one years ago)

14. Parker Posey

― adam (adam), Saturday, 19 February 2005 23:40 (twenty-one years ago)

13. Lisa Marie Presley.

When she was interviewed by Jonathan Ross, she looked so uncomfortable and out of place, she could barely take her hands away from her face.

― Oblivious Lad (Matthew Lazowski), Monday, 21 February 2005 03:45 (twenty-one years ago)

12. Josh Hartnett

― Mike O. (Mike Ouderkirk), Monday, 21 February 2005 06:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Liking Casey Affleck is my secret shame.

― Nellie (nellskies), Monday, 21 February 2005 06:28 (twenty-one years ago)

11. http://www.terra.com.mx/galeria_de_fotos/images/111/221352.jpg

― latebloomer: HE WHOM DUELS THE DRAFGON IN ENDLESS DANCE (latebloomer), Monday, 21 February 2005 08:33 (twenty-one years ago)

10. VAL KILMER [by rights should be number 1]

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 21 February 2005 08:38 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.bbspot.com/Images/News_Features/2000/7/carson.jpg

― Aaron A., Monday, 21 February 2005 08:50 (twenty-one years ago)

8. Athlete. There's either four or five of them, but their collective charisma just about constitutes maybe half a unit or so.

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Monday, 21 February 2005 09:15 (twenty-one years ago)

28. Viggo Mortensen Viggo Mortensen Viggo Mortensen Viggo Mortensen Viggo Mortensen Viggo Mortensen Viggo Mortensen Viggo Mortensen VIGGO MORTENSEN
I think you are wrong, and here's why:

He seems to operate exactly the same way as John Travolta. He is always self-effacing and quiet when you see him interviewed, yet everyone around him raves about how great he is, thus creating this great air of mystique. He fishes! He hunts! He learns sword-fighting in moments! He persuades other cast members to camp out with him overnight to watch the sun come up! And they rave about him. That is charisma, like it or not.

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Monday, 21 February 2005 18:35 (twenty-one years ago)

DITTOTM: Viggo charmed the fuck out of me in the Lord/Rings "BONUS" featRs. Man-Love to the extreme. I'd like him on my side.

― The Argunaut (sexyDancer), Monday, 21 February 2005 18:47 (twenty-one years ago)

7. 50 Cent

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 21 February 2005 18:51 (twenty-one years ago)

6. Stephen Dorff/Ethan Hawke/Skeet Ulrich. I swear they're all the same man.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 21 February 2005 20:19 (twenty-one years ago)

5. Britney Spears. As charismatic as a tube of toothpaste.

― lovebug starski (lovebug starski), Monday, 21 February 2005 20:38 (twenty-one years ago)

4. Tiger Woods y'all. The occasional golfcourse hissyfit doesn't help.

― Aaron A., Monday, 21 February 2005 20:42 (twenty-one years ago)

3. Gwyneth Paltrow. The archetype of the media's tendency to acclaim any skinny woman as a "beauty."

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 21 February 2005 20:46 (twenty-one years ago)

2. hillary clinton

― dan (dan), Monday, 21 February 2005 20:50 (twenty-one years ago)

1. And the winner is Matthew McConaughey based solely on whatever that was at Daytona yesterday.

YOU CAN ALL WAKE UP NOW

― Aaron A., Monday, 21 February 2005 20:59 (twenty-one years ago)

See? I told you so. Viggo is what we wish all celebrities would be. Except, I suppose, that would get dull. We need some asswipes like the Hiltons, Richies, Sandlers and Smiths to keep things "interesting."

― Hey Jude, Tuesday, 22 February 2005 00:13 (twenty-one years ago)

nine years pass...

Jason Bateman is just the worst. A perfectly preserved artifact of 1990 L.A. with permasmirk, every remark ironic in some way. Jeff Goldblum is like this too but I like Jeff Goldblum.

― hook up with a townie! (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 9 September 2014 14:29 (eleven years ago)

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