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For up-to-the-minute posts and reactions? If not, here's one. I was gonna buy all pinot noir for the big event - IN HONOR OF A MOVIE THAT I STILL HAVEN'T SEEN! - that's how much oscar fever I have! I don't really have that much oscar fever. But we could make fun of people's hats. Yayyyyyyy! Hats!!!!

― scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 27 February 2005 21:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Hats? Is this gonna be The Year That OScars Went Hats?

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Sunday, 27 February 2005 21:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Yesterday I snuck around the Kodak Theater. Tight security, my ass. I walked around with headphones on and nobody tried to stop me from checking stuff out.

― Remy (null) (x Jeremy), Sunday, 27 February 2005 21:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Remy, were you googling for a picture there?

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Sunday, 27 February 2005 22:01 (twenty-one years ago)

so, who is watching? can i get a head-count?

― scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 27 February 2005 22:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll be at a party, probably so drunk I have no idea what's going on. I may/not watch it.

― Remy (null) (x Jeremy), Sunday, 27 February 2005 22:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll be seeing Michael Mayer tonight while you guys are watching twelve minute self-congratulatory Hollywood montages/tributes, while the award winners who worked their whole lives to reach that pinnacle get handcuffed and dragged off the stage if they dare to speak for more than 45 seconds.

Suckers!

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Sunday, 27 February 2005 22:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm going to bed soon, I think. Them Oscars a-gonna come too late for me anyway.

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Sunday, 27 February 2005 22:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm at work, but we're watching 'cuz we have an office pool. (We're getting pizza too -- I love working weekends.)

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Sunday, 27 February 2005 22:21 (twenty-one years ago)

it's not on UKTV! :((

― jed_ (jed), Sunday, 27 February 2005 22:48 (twenty-one years ago)

But it has to be on UKTV! A billion people watch it every year! hahaha. there was a good article about that myth somewhere. someone just made up the billion figure and everyone has been repeating it for years. it's nowhere near that. must be good for the ego.

― scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 27 February 2005 22:56 (twenty-one years ago)

here it is:

http://newyorker.com/printable/?talk/050228ta_talk_radosh

― scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 27 February 2005 22:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I think this'll be the first time in 10 years that I won't be watching it.

― Melissa W (Melissa W), Sunday, 27 February 2005 22:58 (twenty-one years ago)

well the E! coverage is about to start.

― teeny (teeny), Sunday, 27 February 2005 22:58 (twenty-one years ago)

joan and melissa are over on the tv guide channel, I wonder if I should watch that?

― teeny (teeny), Sunday, 27 February 2005 22:59 (twenty-one years ago)

wow, if you google *academy awards billion viewers* you realize how ubiquitous that myth is.

― scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 27 February 2005 23:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I won't watch either. I wasn't interested in seeing much of what's up, and what I did see was, at best, alright.

― peepee (peepee), Sunday, 27 February 2005 23:04 (twenty-one years ago)

bbbbbut what about chris rock? he funny.

― scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 27 February 2005 23:06 (twenty-one years ago)

It's on Sky Movies in the UK, which is a bit rub (since I don't have Sky Movies)

― ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 27 February 2005 23:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I just hope Liv Tyler shows up trying to look and sound like Audrey Hepburn again.

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Sunday, 27 February 2005 23:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Chris Rock is funny, but Oscar hosting is a thankless gig. (Except it prolly pays good.) Of course, I actually liked Letterman as the host, so what do I know.

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Sunday, 27 February 2005 23:26 (twenty-one years ago)

joan rivers is a trainwreck. i know, i know, big surprise. where does she go from the tv guide channel? public access in her basement? actually, that would make a good snl skit. she could watch E! while swilling a bottle of hootch and make fun of people's shoes. joan to beyonce: "i feel like you belong to me. do you remember when you were a teenager? how are you tonight?". all in a 3 second burst.

― scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 27 February 2005 23:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Okay, I like
1) hard nipples
2) backless dresses
and Hilary Swank just made me hit the trifecta.

― Curious George Rides a Republican (Rock Hardy), Monday, 28 February 2005 00:30 (twenty-one years ago)

what's the trifecta there?

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Monday, 28 February 2005 00:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Left nipple to win, right nipple to place, naked back to show.

― Curious George Rides a Republican (Rock Hardy), Monday, 28 February 2005 00:36 (twenty-one years ago)

NICE

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Monday, 28 February 2005 00:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Natalie Portman wears yet another fugly dress.

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 28 February 2005 00:43 (twenty-one years ago)

SHARON OSBOURNE AND JAMIE THEAKSTON!!!
...are your SKY MOVIES ONE oscars show presenters.
its kicks off any secod uk gang.

― piscesboy, Monday, 28 February 2005 00:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Chris Rock is funny, but Oscar hosting is a thankless gig. (Except it prolly pays good.) Of course, I actually liked Letterman as the host, so what do I know.

-- gypsy mothra (meetm...), February 27th, 2005.

nope. doesn't pay at all. or as they like to charitably say, hosts prefer to defer their payment.

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Monday, 28 February 2005 00:53 (twenty-one years ago)


"Every Oscar presenter and winner Sunday night will strut off with a gift bag valued at more than $100,000.

The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences doesn't want to talk about the contents of the gift bag - it's Oscar's dirty little secret, apparently, that the famous have to be all but bribed to show up. Companies compete to donate their products in the hope of reaping free publicity post-Oscar from the celebs.

So what's in this year's bag?

For starters, an 18-inch baroque Tahitian pearl necklace valued at $3,200; an iXi collapsible bike, $1,289; a year's supply of Vonage broadband telephone service, $500; a Krups kitchen set, $700; a cosmetics case with supplies, $600; cashmere pajamas, $500; a two-night stay for two in Carmel Valley, $2,500; and a day at a Manhattan spa, $3,500.

That's just touching upon the array of products, trips and gift certificates crammed into the bag."

― scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 28 February 2005 00:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Zellweger madness! she looks insane.

― scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 28 February 2005 01:07 (twenty-one years ago)

They just interviewed Renee Zellweger and she seemed a bit tipsy.

― Michael F Gill (Michael F Gill), Monday, 28 February 2005 01:08 (twenty-one years ago)

haha, xpost

― Michael F Gill (Michael F Gill), Monday, 28 February 2005 01:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Is anyone else watching CSI: Weekends?

― Michael F Gill (Michael F Gill), Monday, 28 February 2005 01:09 (twenty-one years ago)

a two-night stay for two in Carmel Valley, $2,500

Hahah, ridiculous. (Partially because I can do that for free anytime.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 28 February 2005 01:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Zellweger is going to be so much easier to look at in 25 years (when she can use middle age as an excuse). I'm sorry, that's shallow of me.

― Curious George Rides a Republican (Rock Hardy), Monday, 28 February 2005 01:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Kirsten Dunst - baked per usual

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 28 February 2005 01:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Has the Oscars started? Oh good. I'm going to bed now.

― David Merryweather (DavidM), Monday, 28 February 2005 01:15 (twenty-one years ago)

oh gosh this is gonna be *really* annoying. the tv's downstairs, the pc's upstairs. i'm going to have to run between the 2 to do the thread-post/watch the show at the same time thing.

i keep getting the funny feeling that this is the year something reeeeaally weird happens.

― piscesboy, Monday, 28 February 2005 01:16 (twenty-one years ago)

What's with Scarlett Johansson's hair?

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 28 February 2005 01:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm surprised there are still so many people left outside with the show starting in 5 minues

― Michael F Gill (Michael F Gill), Monday, 28 February 2005 01:22 (twenty-one years ago)

nope. doesn't pay at all.

Wow. I guess it's just for the honor of it all, huh? And the parties.

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Monday, 28 February 2005 01:24 (twenty-one years ago)

And the Hollywood trim, son

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Monday, 28 February 2005 01:25 (twenty-one years ago)

How can anyone find Hilary Swank attractive?

― Nellie (nellskies), Monday, 28 February 2005 01:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Ha, Wolfgang Puck doing the aftershow

― Michael F Gill (Michael F Gill), Monday, 28 February 2005 01:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Being interviewed by Chris Connelly looks like a bad first date.

― lovebug starski (lovebug starski), Monday, 28 February 2005 01:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I always feel bad I missed when Conan O'brien hosted. I doubt they'll ever show it again. I would want a fast forward button though...

― Michael F Gill (Michael F Gill), Monday, 28 February 2005 01:28 (twenty-one years ago)

What's wrong with Mike Myers' face?

― scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 28 February 2005 01:30 (twenty-one years ago)

You're not sitting on it. Oh wait, that came out wrong.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 28 February 2005 01:32 (twenty-one years ago)

"they're all just a little......a little.....different" (from the opening montage)

man, this thing is horribly produced. Proof positive that budget /= taste.

― Adam Bruneau (oliver8bit), Monday, 28 February 2005 01:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I like how they cut to Puff Daddy when Chris Rock made a joke about the Source Awards. Because, you know, he's black! BLACK PEOPLE! GET IT?

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Monday, 28 February 2005 01:37 (twenty-one years ago)

For anyone in the UK, the LBC News coverage on the radio is hilariously cheap and silly. It's two people sat in a studio at 1:30AM sharing their 'predictions' and Jude Law gossip.

― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Monday, 28 February 2005 01:38 (twenty-one years ago)

But I do like Chris Rock. Just sayin'.

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Monday, 28 February 2005 01:39 (twenty-one years ago)

they *started* with the clips montage!! aces! best bit right there.

― piscesboy, Monday, 28 February 2005 01:39 (twenty-one years ago)

i just turned this on for dinner. has he been this funny all night?

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 28 February 2005 01:44 (twenty-one years ago)

HALLE MARRY ME

― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Monday, 28 February 2005 01:44 (twenty-one years ago)

chris rock shoulda just kept talking. Art Direction? no.

― lemin (lemin), Monday, 28 February 2005 01:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Chris Rock's been pretty damn funny, which is somewhat surprising given the sterile surroundings. I wish they would just let him riff for two or three hours. Going to the awards is kind of a bummer.

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Monday, 28 February 2005 01:49 (twenty-one years ago)

There's going to be a Catwoman 2? Who ordered that?

― Michael F Gill (Michael F Gill), Monday, 28 February 2005 01:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Best Supporting Actor is... Morgan Freeman.

― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Monday, 28 February 2005 01:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I AM CRANKED ON COFFEE AND COUGH MEDICINE! I'M GOING TO KEEP WRITING BRIDGET JONES I LOVE YOUR DRESS!

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Monday, 28 February 2005 01:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Easy Reader you motherfuckers!!!!

― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Monday, 28 February 2005 01:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I still dunno why her face looks like that

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Monday, 28 February 2005 01:52 (twenty-one years ago)

You mean Renee Zellweger? Yeah, she looks like she going to burst into tears at any given moment.

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Monday, 28 February 2005 01:53 (twenty-one years ago)

is that really his first Oscar ever?

has it been this low-key all night?

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 28 February 2005 01:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Mississippi restaurateurs be winning Oscars! Reprazent!

― Curious George Rides a Republican (Rock Hardy), Monday, 28 February 2005 01:54 (twenty-one years ago)

and as un-Middle American?

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 28 February 2005 01:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Robin Williams, you are not hosting. You are also old and not funny when you're sober.

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Monday, 28 February 2005 01:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Robin Williams: I'm not presenting an oscar! I'm the HOST! look at ME!

― lemin (lemin), Monday, 28 February 2005 01:56 (twenty-one years ago)

someone needs to shave and then kill robin williams, preferred order optional.

― william, it was really nothing (superpopelectro), Monday, 28 February 2005 01:58 (twenty-one years ago)

did anyone see robin williams on real time with bill mahr? god that was excruciating.

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 28 February 2005 01:58 (twenty-one years ago)

The Incredibles = Best Animated Feature.

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Monday, 28 February 2005 01:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Too bad Robin's Shaiman-penned musical number got axed.

― Simon H. (Simon H.), Monday, 28 February 2005 01:58 (twenty-one years ago)

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20050228/capt.kdk18402280131.topix_oscars_kdk184.jpg

― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Monday, 28 February 2005 01:59 (twenty-one years ago)

shh... Brad Bird is speaking

― lemin (lemin), Monday, 28 February 2005 01:59 (twenty-one years ago)

She is like sexy squinty vampire.

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:00 (twenty-one years ago)

is Wolfgang Puck's celebrity from the pizzas alone or is he also on tv now? can i be declarative tonight?

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:00 (twenty-one years ago)

He has a show on the Food Network, I think.

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I think he does soup too!

― Michael F Gill (Michael F Gill), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:02 (twenty-one years ago)

"the multi-talented Drew Barrymore"

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Drew Barrymore, "multi-talented"? x-post

― Simon H. (Simon H.), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:02 (twenty-one years ago)

MY NAME IS PRINCE AND I AM FUNKY

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20050228/capt.kdk51202280154.oscars_oscar_insider_kdk512.jpg

― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Drew is real cute in person...

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:03 (twenty-one years ago)

what, did she put a book of poetry out or something? ROFFLES

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:03 (twenty-one years ago)

His cookware is really good shit. (Puck's)

― Curious George Rides a Republican (Rock Hardy), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:03 (twenty-one years ago)

umm...weirdest live oscar performance ever alert?

― william, it was really nothing (superpopelectro), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:03 (twenty-one years ago)

OTM about robin williams. someone get the hook!


BBBBBBBut what about the weird placement shit going down? Awards presented in the audience? All the nominees on stage??? weird.

― scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Beyoncé en français!

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Beyonce's french is terrible...

― blawa (blawa), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:05 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm told Beyonce needs to learn french.
xpost

― lemin (lemin), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:05 (twenty-one years ago)

shake that booty with the boy's choir! in french!!

― william, it was really nothing (superpopelectro), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:05 (twenty-one years ago)

She needs to switch into character as Foxy Cleopatra in the middle of this. That would be CLASSIC.

― Curious George Rides a Republican (Rock Hardy), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:05 (twenty-one years ago)

BEYONCE MARRY ME

― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:05 (twenty-one years ago)

what, no Prince duet?

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:05 (twenty-one years ago)

She sounded more like she was singing in Spanish.

― Simon H. (Simon H.), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:06 (twenty-one years ago)

now, can Drew Barrymore speak French?

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:06 (twenty-one years ago)

She sounded like she was singing jibberish to me...

― blawa (blawa), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:07 (twenty-one years ago)

the segue b/w peter pan and sharon stone was kind of disturbing
i like the random montage, but then i love fragments
chris rock was political, bitter and actually really funny--like whoopi, which means he wont come back
spike lee actually showed up for this, isnt this the first time in forever--didnt he say he would boycott ?
halles dress is missing a strap, and her hair is bothersome
points to alan aldsa for fucking someone vaugaely the same age as he
renee z needs more hips for that dress
can morgan freeman play something other then do no wrong saint paires, am i the only one who wants to see him as a vioelnt pimp ?
someone should tell morgan that ties a re a good idea
robin, shave and the colour should be reconsidered, but clint eastowwd dick jokes are encouraged.
cate blanchett is a fucking vision, and the dress has that creamy buttery, vulptulessness
one lss oscar for passion, YEA!
johnny depp is nominated, they could have gotten his wife to actually sing the french song in french, and not some bad american phonetics.

― anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:07 (twenty-one years ago)

idn't Morgan Freeman play a violent pimp once? It was a LOOOONG time ago.

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:08 (twenty-one years ago)

she's moving her head with each vowel sound. and in french.

― piscesboy, Monday, 28 February 2005 02:08 (twenty-one years ago)

boy choir boner alert!

― scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:08 (twenty-one years ago)

i can just see the autocue beyonce is reading with the anglicized french...oh, the tragedy...

― william, it was really nothing (superpopelectro), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Before I forget, that Pepsi commercial with Spartacus was awesome.

― Curious George Rides a Republican (Rock Hardy), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Beyonce should stop letting her mom dress her.

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Isn't the French film where that song was from, like, over two years old?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:09 (twenty-one years ago)

and someone should take the green eyeshadow away

― william, it was really nothing (superpopelectro), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:10 (twenty-one years ago)

aw, beyonce's dress was cute!

― lemin (lemin), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:10 (twenty-one years ago)

i don't know french, so i thought beyonce sounded nice.

― scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:10 (twenty-one years ago)

No, the movie is from last year

― blawa (blawa), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:11 (twenty-one years ago)

not as nice as vanessa paradis would have been.

― anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:11 (twenty-one years ago)

chris rock seems to be only speaking to movie-goers of a certain race...

― william, it was really nothing (superpopelectro), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:12 (twenty-one years ago)

hahahhaah this man on the street stuff is great

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:12 (twenty-one years ago)

No, I am not watching.

Just a thought for those who are:

When you see Hillary Swank, think of Matt Damon.

― peepee (peepee), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:12 (twenty-one years ago)

go Albert Brooks, go!

― lemin (lemin), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Black people be goin' to the Magic Johnson Theatre.

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:13 (twenty-one years ago)

scarlett, marry me...

― william, it was really nothing (superpopelectro), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, she's got on a tiara, which is pretty cool.

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:14 (twenty-one years ago)

scarlett, yr hair resembles a badly groomed poodle--is this a way to gaurenteee indie boys will fuck you no matter how awful you look.

― anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Scarlett is a wiggly talker. There's a reason she's not in theatre.

― Simon H. (Simon H.), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:14 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost

damn scarlett got a big ass in that pantsuit

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:15 (twenty-one years ago)

The changes to speed up the ceremony aren't as bad as I thought they would be (having all the nominees on stage, etc.).

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Scarlett Johanssen annoys me. I suppose it's a lot to ask her not to be awkward at her age and in her milieu.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:16 (twenty-one years ago)

awww, pierce brosnan can't talk...

― william, it was really nothing (superpopelectro), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:16 (twenty-one years ago)

now thats how you wear a tux---plus he sounds beter all gravelly.

― anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:16 (twenty-one years ago)

She looks awful.

http://img209.exs.cx/img209/7938/scarlett5xh.jpg

― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Pick up yr. cues, Pierce...

― Curious George Rides a Republican (Rock Hardy), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:17 (twenty-one years ago)

well, the picture isn't exactly flattering...

― william, it was really nothing (superpopelectro), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:17 (twenty-one years ago)

i will say i appreciate the visual additions to the thread

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:17 (twenty-one years ago)

for the first time im not annoyed by real people and cartoons working together...i was amused.

― anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:17 (twenty-one years ago)

i see they're cutting out on the time it takes for the winner to walk to the stage

― lemin (lemin), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:17 (twenty-one years ago)

PERMS GONE WILD

― Curious George Rides a Republican (Rock Hardy), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Whoa! Scarlet goes Zsa Zsa.

― kate/baby loves headrub (papa november), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:18 (twenty-one years ago)

that picture is not great but i think she looks beautiful as usual. i actually spend a ridiculous amount of time (well... you know... i've probably spent a total of 4 minutes, but you know what i mean) contemplating what i would say to ask scarlett johansen out.

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:18 (twenty-one years ago)

holy shoulder pads, batman!

― william, it was really nothing (superpopelectro), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:18 (twenty-one years ago)

liked the chris rock and the people coming out of the theather bit.

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:19 (twenty-one years ago)

the colour of sandy powells dress is astounding, best dress of the night, i think.

― anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:19 (twenty-one years ago)

wow rock really is going to take a dig at every single presenter!

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:20 (twenty-one years ago)

"hahahhaah this man on the street stuff is great"

FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY!!!!

― scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:20 (twenty-one years ago)

what was the weird thing on tim robbins tie ?

― anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Blue golf course!

― Curious George Rides a Republican (Rock Hardy), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:20 (twenty-one years ago)

chris rock insulting people = good tv

― lemin (lemin), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:21 (twenty-one years ago)

There's a rather good picture of Morgan Freeman wearing big round sunglasses and the combination of that and his grey hair and horrible teeth make him look like a hobo.

― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:21 (twenty-one years ago)

These Sideways clips make it look like the worst film ever.

― Don't Ever Antagonize The Horn (AaronHz), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I want Sophie Okonedo to win, but I know she won't. :( :(

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:22 (twenty-one years ago)

cate blanchette wins oscar shocker! (not)

― william, it was really nothing (superpopelectro), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:23 (twenty-one years ago)

why wasnt sandra oh nominated for his category, which was a beter and more complex role then madsens and i am incensed the only nom that kinsey got was linney--who was brillaint, but so was neeseon and sarsgarde, and even chris o donnell)

cate blanchette, can act, but this was not he role to see her win, and this means the best movie of the year was too uncomfortable--aping aging stars in an act of ego ridden necrophillia isnt acting, its ancesor worship.

― anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Trivia: Is Cate Blanchett the first person to win an Oscar for playing an Oscar-winner?

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:24 (twenty-one years ago)

The clip with the guy from Wings crying is so awful. I saw one interview where he said that was actually played straight.

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Beyonce looks better here:

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/he/photo/movie_pix/oscars/77th_academy_awards_red_carpet_arrivals_photos/_group_photos/beyonce_knowles116.jpg

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:24 (twenty-one years ago)

i wanted virginia to win. i haven't even seen sideways yet, but she is my sentimental 80's crush favorite.

― scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Jay-z looks a bit spaz though.

xpost

― kate/baby loves headrub (papa november), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:26 (twenty-one years ago)

obligatory footage of the dead guy...

― william, it was really nothing (superpopelectro), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:26 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, she looked like a drag queen while she was performing

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:26 (twenty-one years ago)

from defamer.com (who is liveblogging the telecast:

6:24: Cate Blanchett wins for Best Supporting Actress for her Kate Hepburn impression. Thanks her agent right after her husband—she knows where her bread is buttered, and will be getting a fresh basket of Chinese babies from CAA in the morning

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:29 (twenty-one years ago)

this means the best movie of the year was too uncomfortable

What did you think was the best movie of the year, anthony? I didn't have one, most of the movies this year were horrible.

― Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Sophie Okonedo should have been nominated for Dirty Pretty Things last year.

This is all being set up for Marty to lose in the end, isn't it?

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Why am I the only one who seems to think Leo DiCaprio looks permanently scuzzy?

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:30 (twenty-one years ago)

you're not.

― william, it was really nothing (superpopelectro), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:30 (twenty-one years ago)

booo leo should have gotten slammed by rock.

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Blanchett was better in Coffee & Cigarettes than the Aviator

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Does the yahoo movies site have enough pics of bloody beyonce up or what?

― kate/baby loves headrub (papa november), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:31 (twenty-one years ago)

but she was not better in the life aquatic... ridiculous accent.

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Leo looks exactly like my cousin who details cars.

― Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:32 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm so happy Super Size Me didn't win. Fuck that movie and that entire style of sub-Moore doc

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:32 (twenty-one years ago)

ihttp://www.oscar.com/oscarnight/redcarpet/34542

What is she doing here? God I hate this woman.

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:32 (twenty-one years ago)

and if scarlett turned me down there would always be kirsten dunst.

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:32 (twenty-one years ago)

kinsey is the best movie of the year
leo looks like a 50s petty conman.

the backpatting about the truth of documentaries deny their power as poltical propghanda.

and child abuse wins, b/c of it means decadent capitalists can pretend they are doing something other then fiddiling while the world burns (not that the movie wasnt worth noting and worth seeing)

plus she doesnt have enough tits for that dress.

― anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:32 (twenty-one years ago)

kinsey.
the backpatting about the truth of documentaries deny their power as poltical propghanda.

and child abuse wins, b/c of it means decadent capitalists can pretend they are doing something other then fiddiling while the world burns (not that the movie wasnt worth noting and worth seeing)

plus she doesnt have enough tits for that dress.

― anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Sorry, that didn't work. Was supposed to be Gwyneth.

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Kirsten Dunst looks more and more like a Tim Burton drawing, which i dig

x-post

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Dunst is one of like five women on Earth who look good bleached

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought Sideways and Ray were both great but don't expect either to win. Perhaps Jamie Foxx will win best actor.

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Ah, I haven't seen Kinsey yet.

Mike Myers looks so odd! Way to overdo the botox, dude.

― Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:35 (twenty-one years ago)

AAAAAAAND.....
channel changed.

― lemin (lemin), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:35 (twenty-one years ago)

ack counting crows dieeee

― william, it was really nothing (superpopelectro), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Aiee! MUTE BUTTON.

― Curious George Rides a Republican (Rock Hardy), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:35 (twenty-one years ago)

The apocalypse is near

― blawa (blawa), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Perhaps Jamie Foxx will win best actor.

"perhaps"

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:35 (twenty-one years ago)

was the "child abuse" bit referring to Born into Brothels? Didn't really think that movie had anything to do with child abuse. Poverty and exploitation, yes. But not child abuse.

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:35 (twenty-one years ago)

WORD.

Dude from Counting Crows fucking LOOKS like Shrek with dreadlocks.

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:36 (twenty-one years ago)

It would have been sick if they nominated Bam Thwok for the song of thee year

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:36 (twenty-one years ago)

i hated ray and didn't like sideways much.

adam duritz looks like he dressed in charity to deflect criticism from all the other people who blew it on the red carpet.

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Hasn't the lady who won the editing Oscar edited like all of Scorsese's films, or do I remember wrong?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Which came first, the Counting Crows or Sideshow Bob?

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:36 (twenty-one years ago)

"the lovable Mike Myers" introduces Bobcat Duritz

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Hasn't the lady who won the editing Oscar edited like all of Scorsese's films, or do I remember wrong?

Basically.

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:37 (twenty-one years ago)

my two favourite fuck hollywood qoutes, back to back !

adam duritz looks like a pineapple in a bowl of blueberry jello.

i should have been more clear, the sexual explotian of children is abusive though.

― anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Counting Crows are the worst group ever. Seriously, bring on the Dave Matthews band.

― Don't Ever Antagonize The Horn (AaronHz), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:37 (twenty-one years ago)

God, I didn't remember such a shite song in Shrek 2...

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh my God!It's Sideshow Bob!!!

― Simon H. (Simon H.), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Kirsten must have read what they've been saying about her on Go Fug Yourself, she looked very nice tonight.

― Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:37 (twenty-one years ago)

couldn't they just introduce "the famous person X"?

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:38 (twenty-one years ago)

What did you hate about Ray?

Where were the children sexually exploited anthony? While it was suggested some of the girls would grow into lives of prostituion none of them were yet and I don't remember anything sexual happening towards the children at all.

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Is it just me or is this year's show cruising along?

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:38 (twenty-one years ago)

please give me the names and addresses of people trashtalking kirsten dunst.

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I didn't really care for the platinum blone on Kirsten, honestly.

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I need to watch Crazy/Beautiful again. It's been at least three months.

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:39 (twenty-one years ago)

everyone who changed the channel missed Adam Duritz' voice breaking on national television

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:39 (twenty-one years ago)

they're on commercial now, you can change back.

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Where is Allyzay, she missed BLOOOOOOMMMMPPPPSSSSS!!!!


Thelma roxxs the scorsese tip.

Counting crow rockin' the kid 'n' play vibe.

― scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Ms.Marple > Adam Duritz

― Simon H. (Simon H.), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Kid n Play meets Sideshow Bob meets the seventh circle of hell.

― Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:41 (twenty-one years ago)

This was a really shitty year for big American movies, wasn't it?

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Definitely.

― Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:41 (twenty-one years ago)

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/he/photo/movie_pix/oscars/77th_academy_awards_luncheon_photos/martin_scorsese/oscar2.jpg

this photo is kinda funny to look at

― kate/baby loves headrub (papa november), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Seriously, how can that Duritz guy still be wearing dreads? Is he try to gain "street" "cred"? Because any he had I think he just blew writing a song for a FUCKING CARTOON.

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:41 (twenty-one years ago)

anyone get the feeling that everyone knows they're going to win each time? i mean more than usual. no-one's acting the *least bit* surprised when their number comes up!

― piscesboy, Monday, 28 February 2005 02:41 (twenty-one years ago)

its hard to explain--trapping the kids into a life, where they will end up as sex workers--and having nothing to say about that future, strikes me as deeply problematic, and the dikension melodrama that was used in this film struck me as explotive.

but then, sex work and factory work arent really different, are they.

― anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:41 (twenty-one years ago)

"I need to watch Crazy/Beautiful again. It's been at least three months."

I second that emotion!

― scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:42 (twenty-one years ago)

catherine is finishing up her tmobile commercial.

― william, it was really nothing (superpopelectro), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I think Paris Hilton did enough to advertise Tmobile already :)

― kate/baby loves headrub (papa november), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Go Eternal Sunshine!

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:44 (twenty-one years ago)

wtf lol did one of the counting crows dudes have a t-shirt that said "I Heart Scarlett" and if so does he really think he has a chance? I think I might have a better chance.

― djdee (djdee2005), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:44 (twenty-one years ago)

was that a set peice or something else, it tended towards awkardness,

― anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:44 (twenty-one years ago)

"accidentally in love" is gonna win and then you can all eat my shit

― miccio (miccio), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:44 (twenty-one years ago)

trapping the kids into a life, where they will end up as sex workers--and having nothing to say about that future,

I think you can chalk that more up to poverty and the class system in India. It's not like the parents set out to become sex workers in order to abuse their children. I think what the kids were given in return for the making of this film negates any Dickinson-ian explotation.

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:44 (twenty-one years ago)

oops wrong category.

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:44 (twenty-one years ago)

re: ray
jamie foxx did a tremendous impression. i am predisposed to not like biopics, firstly. and i don't think impressions are generally award-worthy because they don't generally ask as much of an actor.
but the main problem i had with Ray is the way it didn't delve into anything psychological inside any of the characters... the two most interesting characters, his wife and his manager, were totally skimmed over and abandoned just as they got any screentime. i didn't feel as though i knew ray charles any better than when the movie started. i felt as though i got a reel of highlights saying, and then he did this song (who cares why?) and then he attempted this genre (so what?!) and then he did smack (but you knew that, right?) and then he did another song (oh, haven't heard that one?) and then he quit smack (really, it was hard) and then... oh nevermind, we've been going on and on for about 2 hours and 24 minutes, right? well, let's just quit and show something from 197something and let you google the rest.

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:45 (twenty-one years ago)

btw I am at work and have no idea whether the performance itself was good, but the fuck the hate, y'all hate love

― miccio (miccio), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:45 (twenty-one years ago)

The Motorcycle Diaries needs a few wins, just so I can read all the right-wing press on how Hollywood Queer Liberals luv the COMMIES

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:45 (twenty-one years ago)

DAMN open shot at Harvey

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:46 (twenty-one years ago)

YEAH SIDEWAYS YEAH ALEXANDER PAYNE. YEAH SMALL CHARACHTER DRIVEN MOVIES.

what did they get sam?
im willing to view the film differently.

― anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Sideways admits defeat!!

― lemin (lemin), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Donnie Darko is bald.

― Don't Ever Antagonize The Horn (AaronHz), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Character driven? Sideways was tic-driven and prop-driven.

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Sideways admits defeat!!

I dunno - "see ya later"?

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:47 (twenty-one years ago)

hes playing jarhead next.
if i pretend to be iraq, do you think he would look for my wmd ?

― anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Wow I didn't thik SM-2 would win...

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Funny how Dunst and Donnie Darko both started bathing again when they broke up

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:48 (twenty-one years ago)

jake and maggie are each other's date tonight. incest alert!

― william, it was really nothing (superpopelectro), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I want to read about Ray Charles to learn more about the whole fiasco with his manager. don't think you can give proper due to people like that in the span of a movie.

then he did this song (who cares why?) and then he attempted this genre (so what?!)

I care! Those bits were what I enjoyed most about the movie.

ant, all the proceeds from the sale of their photograph has gone directly back to the children. Several of them got the opportunity to attend boarding schools (although their parents prevented that in some cases), they learned an art form, one of them got to travel to Amsterdam . .I think it's easy to say that this filmmaker coming into their lives was probably the best thing that ever happened to the kids. Have you seen the pic ant?

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:48 (twenty-one years ago)

also--what do you mean prop driven ?

― anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:49 (twenty-one years ago)

we all picked Sp-2 in my family's oscar pool

― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:49 (twenty-one years ago)

well, if brokeback mountain is anything to go by, anthony, he'd happily oblige... but it would be very rough going and you might end up with bruises.

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:49 (twenty-one years ago)

re: Sideways ... thanking the cast is pretty telling, i think. i must've missed that comment.

― lemin (lemin), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:49 (twenty-one years ago)

jake and maggie are each other's date tonight. incest alert!

They're just like that brother and sister on Lost.

― Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:49 (twenty-one years ago)

MICKEY ROONEY!

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:50 (twenty-one years ago)

the obligatory "oh gee, we're at war" comments...

― william, it was really nothing (superpopelectro), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:50 (twenty-one years ago)

texana, i care too, that's exactly what i mean... but i don't know why he did any of those songs, all it showed me was that he did them and that his mistress was frumpy whilst singing backup.

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Miss Misery: I think it's going to be hard to convince people that "BIB" is/isn't exploitive. Either you believe they crossed a line or you don't. I personally don't, but then, I thought "Super Size Me" was the superior documentary. For what it's worth.

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Funny how Dunst and Donnie Darko both started bathing again when they broke up

damn that means it really was love

― miccio (miccio), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:51 (twenty-one years ago)

what the fuck is with the jingoistic yeah soilders bullshit...this is insane--like something from the 40s.

i would expect bruises, and i hope its explicit and loving as the prolux novel.

― anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I am floating face-down dead in my Oscar pool.

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:51 (twenty-one years ago)

haha gypsy me too, I picked THChurch for supp. actor

― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Sideways was driven by props - Sandra Oh's daughter, the wine, etc.. And then we're supposed to think that the wine was oh-so-revealing about the characters or something.

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:52 (twenty-one years ago)

How to cut down Oscar run time: eliminate long prepared speeches, like Al Pacino's.

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Pacino is so much cooler than DeNiro now

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Sidney Lumet honored!!

(but could Pacino please start shaving again?)

(and could they have an in-screen shot of Morgan Freeman throughout the show?)

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:53 (twenty-one years ago)

i didn't bother pooling this year because i haven't seen enough of the nominated films.

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:53 (twenty-one years ago)

will they show us anything from Running on Empty?

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:53 (twenty-one years ago)

i dont see a daughter as a prop, and the wine stuff is just an impt metaphor, like the falcon in the maltese...

an old village poet ? im laughing at al pacino, dog day afternoon was really kind of amazing though.

― anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:53 (twenty-one years ago)

M-Free fondling his Oscar and winking at the camera = stud, defined.

― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I picked Church (what was I thinking), I picked Sophie Okonedo (I thought maybe they'd wanna give Hotel Rwanda something), I even picked Harry Potter over Spider-Man 2 for F/x. I suck at this.

xpost:
I haven't seen any of the films. But I did just as bad last year when I'd seen them all.

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I've got to see The Hill now.

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:55 (twenty-one years ago)

al pacino has mastered the art of discretely masturbating in public with no hands.

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:55 (twenty-one years ago)

ewww, you mean i just saw his "o" face?

― william, it was really nothing (superpopelectro), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:55 (twenty-one years ago)

No wonder my wife's hot for Pacino.

― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:56 (twenty-one years ago)

al pacino has mastered the art of discretely masturbating in public with no hands.

is there a guide to how we too can do this?

― m3ntalist, Monday, 28 February 2005 02:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I didn't even realize SSMe and Tupac were nominated. It seems like it's been more than a year since they came out. I have no sense of time.

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Vin Diesel with hair!

― Curious George Rides a Republican (Rock Hardy), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:57 (twenty-one years ago)

WTF? Vin Diesel, Esq.?

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Sidney Lumet directing Vin Diesel?!

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:57 (twenty-one years ago)

i have seen so litle lumet, that makes me kind of sad. (maybe 7 films)
is he hawkes or fuller ?

― anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah... and a too-small suit

xxxpost

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm depending on an Aviator sweep to win my soda bet. Blanchett's a good omen!

Only nominated movie I saw was the Invisibles and I was high and drunk and puking in the movie theater sink halfway through. it seemed good though!

― miccio (miccio), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Vin Diesel looked like Dancin' Homer.

― Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:58 (twenty-one years ago)

TITTIES

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Vin Diesel looked like Dancin' Homer.

WTF ARGH I HATE BEING AT WORK DURING EVERY AWARDS CEREMONY (except there is a certain joy in getting the scoop secondhand)

― miccio (miccio), Monday, 28 February 2005 02:59 (twenty-one years ago)

did vin have a wardrobe malfunction or something? what?

― miccio (miccio), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:00 (twenty-one years ago)

miccio, you meant Incredibles, right?

― lemin (lemin), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:00 (twenty-one years ago)

is there a guide to how we too can do this?

-- m3ntalist (bla...), February 28th, 2005.

yes, it's called Looking for Richard

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Did Chris Rock get fired?

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:01 (twenty-one years ago)

The Lumet acceptance speech was the best so far.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:01 (twenty-one years ago)

No shit. Bring back funniness!

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't know if she's been on yet.
Just another reminder:
Swank/Damon

― peepee (peepee), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:01 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, Incredibles. I always mix that up.

― miccio (miccio), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:01 (twenty-one years ago)

They're giving the host of this fiasco less and less to do each year.

― Curious George Rides a Republican (Rock Hardy), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:02 (twenty-one years ago)

But was I imagining, or did Lumet's whole family have silicons?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:02 (twenty-one years ago)

can we talk more about maggie gylenhall, scarlett johansen or kirsten dunst?

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:03 (twenty-one years ago)

damn, i got choked up during that Lumet montage. I must be gettting soft. And his daughters! Raaawwwwrr! sorry, i'm a little tipsy.

― scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Maggie and Kirsten = both have perma-slouch.

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:04 (twenty-one years ago)

did vin have a wardrobe malfunction or something? what?

They showed a scene with Vin from Lumet's new movie, he had a weird receding hairline and H. Simpson figure. He was so schlumpy!

― Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:04 (twenty-one years ago)

i kinda think the perma-slouch is hot.

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:04 (twenty-one years ago)

If we all clap and cheer real loud, the three of them will lez up! (xpost)

― Curious George Rides a Republican (Rock Hardy), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Maggie and Zooey Deschanel have had their 15 minutes pass them by.

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:05 (twenty-one years ago)

WTF? beyonce AGAIN???

― william, it was really nothing (superpopelectro), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:05 (twenty-one years ago)

the Lumet thing was worth it for the shots with River Phoenix

Beyonce again? wtf?!

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:05 (twenty-one years ago)

DAMN THAT IS A BIG OL' NECKLACE

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Do I need to feel creepy about thinking Rossum is hot?

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:05 (twenty-one years ago)

at least she doesn't have the drag queen look goin on anymore...

― william, it was really nothing (superpopelectro), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:05 (twenty-one years ago)

BEYONCEMANIA!!!!! CATCH IT!!!

― scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:05 (twenty-one years ago)

im not metioning the ones i stole from is a great qoute.

her tits have a theater curtain...

i find it amusing that the only good film production of weber featured the only good performance by madonna.

how did beyonce get this gig ?!

― anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:05 (twenty-one years ago)

maybe someone got sick

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:06 (twenty-one years ago)

next year, they should have Bjork screech all the songs a capella...

― william, it was really nothing (superpopelectro), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Beyonce. She's so hot right now. Beyonce.

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:06 (twenty-one years ago)

oh yeah, the lumet movie. Vin's playing a mob guy who defends himself in court. the schlumpy thing is a total DeNiro Jake LaMotta move.

― miccio (miccio), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:06 (twenty-one years ago)

it's kinda like the yo-yo ma and itzakh perlman performing every score thing, except not all at once

― lemin (lemin), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:06 (twenty-one years ago)

beyonce fell through a chandelier on her way to the stage.

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:06 (twenty-one years ago)

and actually minnie driver is pissed about the beyonce thing... google it or check defamer for the scoop.

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Between this and "Soldier", not a good year for Beyonce.

― Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Five minutes to change dresses, a half hour to have those eyes installed.

― Curious George Rides a Republican (Rock Hardy), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I find Beyonce's voice to be lacking. I believe she's doing THREE SONGS tonight.

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I figured out where missing oil from Iraq went, it's on Beyonce's eyelids.

― mike h. (mike h.), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:08 (twenty-one years ago)

prince looking paranoid as usual.

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:08 (twenty-one years ago)

she looks like some douglas sirk camp thing...i miss douglas sirk, why has no one replaced him.

webber doesnt look good.

― anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:08 (twenty-one years ago)

"Hands off, creepy white dude"

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:08 (twenty-one years ago)

actually beyonce's eyelids perform photosynthesis. she's a tranny plant.

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I get my wish from Chris Rock - "comedy superstar Jeremy Irons"

it's kinda like the yo-yo ma and itzakh perlman performing every score thing, except not all at once

hmm. are they gonna do that again? how about gil and orli shaham.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Who are the two weird guys behind Irons (in the front row of that section)? They look familiar

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I love Jeremy Irons so much it isn't even funny.

― scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:11 (twenty-one years ago)

who ever won for a short and went on to do anything noteworthy? curious...

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:11 (twenty-one years ago)

i like jeremy irons, and hes actually pretty witty...i still havent gone over to salon and seen any of the shorts, i should every year, but i dont.

― anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:11 (twenty-one years ago)

orli's not good enough

― lemin (lemin), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I see Laura Linney has come to the awards dressed as a hot ROBOT.

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:11 (twenty-one years ago)

i saw one of them. not the one that won, though.

xpost

― joseph (joseph), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:12 (twenty-one years ago)

jeremy irons is one of the men for whom i would switch sides. probably. maybe.

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:12 (twenty-one years ago)

The Linneymullet needs to GO.

― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Linney's got some Botox action going on too

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:12 (twenty-one years ago)

as much as I love "Accidentally In Love" I kinda wish they'd let Beyonce take a crack at it. Can she deal with 2nd rate Van Morrison?

― miccio (miccio), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:12 (twenty-one years ago)

is there anyone as simultaneously good- and creepy-looking? (Irons, not Linney)

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:12 (twenty-one years ago)

when beyonce was singing i kept picturing whitney houston at home grabbing bobby by the collar and pointing at the screen: "That used to be ME, bitch, that used to be ME!!!" I don't know why, really.

― scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:13 (twenty-one years ago)

christopher walken in that clip from the anderson tapes comes close to irons.

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:13 (twenty-one years ago)

The guy who won best animated short has an 8-head.

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:13 (twenty-one years ago)

waves flag, says yeah canada, drinks moosehead, dances--becomes sad that is all we ever win.

― anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:14 (twenty-one years ago)

who ever won for a short and went on to do anything noteworthy?

The guy who directed Kolya, at the least.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:14 (twenty-one years ago)

orli's not good enough

you take that back!

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Walken looked SO YOUNG in that clip ... i must see that movie now

― lemin (lemin), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Kate Winslet sooooo hot

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:15 (twenty-one years ago)

aviator aviator, blah blah blah...

― william, it was really nothing (superpopelectro), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Gandalf got a haircut and won Best Cinematography.

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:16 (twenty-one years ago)

creepiest acceptance speech ever?

― william, it was really nothing (superpopelectro), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:16 (twenty-one years ago)

ok tender about his mother and all, but he looked like sean connery if only he were as cuddly as lambert the sheepish lion.

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:16 (twenty-one years ago)

winslet is really hott.
and the robert richardson is really sincere, and really kind of sad...plus he has donald sutherland hair, which makes me al swoony.

― anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:16 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, i've been down on her (um), but she's looking good tonight

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:16 (twenty-one years ago)

gabbneb:
she's not! she'd fuck up under the pressure!
i saw her and gil live way back when and she just didn't measure up - then again, it would be hard for anyone to measure up to gil.

as well, it was a long time ago i saw them, she very well may have improved since.

― lemin (lemin), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:17 (twenty-one years ago)

canadians be thankin' the government

― Shmool McShmool (shmuel), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:17 (twenty-one years ago)

firecracker! firecracker! siss boom bah!

aviator aviator, blah blah blah...

― miccio (miccio), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Laura Linney's hair looked like one of Jabba the Hutt's henchmen, but I can't find a photo. It's the pale alien with the giant whip-tail coming off his head

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:18 (twenty-one years ago)

http://users3.ev1.net/~rfet/swchpics/bib.jpg

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:19 (twenty-one years ago)

she's a pretty composed girl. or she was in our Age of Enlightenment class.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:19 (twenty-one years ago)

That's who you mean, right?

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:19 (twenty-one years ago)

side-by-side comparison, please.

― william, it was really nothing (superpopelectro), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:19 (twenty-one years ago)

i could see the big-brother thing though

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Oscars Separated at Birth!

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:21 (twenty-one years ago)

haha, yeah, I think - from the side, her mullet looks just like that whip thing.

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:21 (twenty-one years ago)

i think that i will now turn straight...

― anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Celebrities I'd Like To See Lez Up Pt. 1

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Dear Salma, Why you make me such cliche man-thing?


Yours pitifully, skrot

― scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:22 (twenty-one years ago)

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/he/photo/movie_pix/oscars/77th_academy_awards_red_carpet_arrivals_photos/laura_linney/oscarsredc2.jpg http://users3.ev1.net/~rfet/swchpics/bib.jpg

― kate/baby loves headrub (papa november), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:23 (twenty-one years ago)

thank you!

― william, it was really nothing (superpopelectro), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:23 (twenty-one years ago)

they all went to mens warehouse and got the groomsmen package.

― anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:23 (twenty-one years ago)

and they are eerily similar...

― william, it was really nothing (superpopelectro), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Aye, Salmita...

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm trying to figure out whether Penelope or Salma bores me more.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:24 (twenty-one years ago)

not a big fan of penelope's do.

― lemin (lemin), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:24 (twenty-one years ago)

i think they should host the show

― ryan (ryan), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I wish they would've let them present in Spanish. Because I like it when they speak Spanish.

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I guess Penelope's (the one on the left, right?) kinda good-looking

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:25 (twenty-one years ago)

'the show' on Skinemax

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I JUST EXPLODED

― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:25 (twenty-one years ago)

i think they should host the show naked, reclining on couches

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:25 (twenty-one years ago)

who is paying attention to hair (though it looks a little first communion at st alphonses, great neck new york)

― anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Jimmy is correct

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:25 (twenty-one years ago)

holla

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:26 (twenty-one years ago)

the sound guys a little bit defensive about his role as "artist" isnt he ?

che is pushing his way out of the grave, and coming as a zombie to eat hollywood brains

― anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Plz make Salma stop talking

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:27 (twenty-one years ago)

doing sound work makes you crazy

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:27 (twenty-one years ago)

ahahahaaha Santana and Mr. Melanie Griffith

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I think Tom Cruise and Ed Norton should host the show naked, reclining on couches

(plz make Carlos Santana stop appearing at awards shows)

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:28 (twenty-one years ago)

oh thank goodness, i thought beyonce was going to slaughter a different language again...

― william, it was really nothing (superpopelectro), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:28 (twenty-one years ago)

NO
NO

TOO SEXY!

ahahahahahahaahahha

― lemin (lemin), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:28 (twenty-one years ago)

This is where Carlos's guitar case flips open to reveal an Uzi, right?

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Wtf, Antonio Banderas singing?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Why is Antonio Banderas singing this? He wasn't in the movie, was he?

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Beyonce... auf Deutsch!

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:29 (twenty-one years ago)

i would go for ed norton, but i wouldnt really want him to recline...

im glad they chose someone to speak the lagnauge to sing the song.

― anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:29 (twenty-one years ago)

And that hair!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Why does Carlos have two guitars onstage? Do they keep performing after the network cuts to commercial?

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:29 (twenty-one years ago)

The Griffith Household: TMI

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:29 (twenty-one years ago)

the academy totally wasted the opportunity to let us bask in the visual feast of paz vega's resplendent and sensual glory. hey paz, my number is...

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:30 (twenty-one years ago)

antonio is hispanic, therefore he can sing any spanish song.

― william, it was really nothing (superpopelectro), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:30 (twenty-one years ago)

this shit is ridiculous.

― lemin (lemin), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:30 (twenty-one years ago)

and the set design looks like a bad mexican resturant...i hope they dont cut the dead montage, its my favourite part of the oscars

― anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:30 (twenty-one years ago)

The sit is pretty hilarious, too.

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Pistons are up by 4 at Golden State.

― peepee (peepee), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:30 (twenty-one years ago)

more bad timed leg slapping!

― william, it was really nothing (superpopelectro), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:31 (twenty-one years ago)

antonio was nomainated for a tony a few years ago, for a musical.

― anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:31 (twenty-one years ago)

it takes a lot for me to recall the good ol' days of sideshow bob and his counting of crows.

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:31 (twenty-one years ago)

ok, I take back what I said about Santana. at least he's not talking. (i think the other guitar is for if he breaks a string)

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:31 (twenty-one years ago)

that made Beyonce look damn good, didn't it?

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Was it my imagination, or -- as they cut to commercial -- did the guy who wrote that song just look at the camera with a "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!" expresion?

― subgenius (subgenius), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:32 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd assume he could make do in that event, gabbneb...

― Don't Ever Antagonize The Horn (AaronHz), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Wtf, Antonio Banderas singing?

I CANNOT BELIEVE I AM MISSING THIS!!!! ARRRRGH!!!

― miccio (miccio), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:32 (twenty-one years ago)

TiVO confirms your suspicion

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:32 (twenty-one years ago)

beyonce should incorporate some good, hard leg slapping into her next number, to one-up antonio...

― william, it was really nothing (superpopelectro), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Satana was chewing gum!

― Michael F Gill (Michael F Gill), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:33 (twenty-one years ago)

i would like to hear the catty bitchiness that must surely go on in teh seats. like in-game microphones at the super bowl and shit.

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:33 (twenty-one years ago)

obviously, he listens to annie...

― william, it was really nothing (superpopelectro), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:33 (twenty-one years ago)

i think the ass is better for keeping time.

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I actually enjoyed carlos and antonio! THAT'S HOW DRUNK I AM!

― scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Is the ILX catty bitchiness not enough?

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:34 (twenty-one years ago)

nope.

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:34 (twenty-one years ago)

antonio sang in evita, didnt he?

― Lovelace, Monday, 28 February 2005 03:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Damn, that's drunk.

― Curious George Rides a Republican (Rock Hardy), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Jake In Progress = worst TV show ever

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:35 (twenty-one years ago)

i don't hate this nearly as much as i make it seem, but this thread would be such a dud if we all sat here being nice

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Natalie Portman used to have bosoms didn't she?

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:35 (twenty-one years ago)

natalie still looks like queen amidala SHOCKER!

― william, it was really nothing (superpopelectro), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Natalie Portman played a stripper? Bitch ain't got no titties!

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:35 (twenty-one years ago)

natalie busting out the grown-up voice

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:36 (twenty-one years ago)

i cannot think of an antonio banderas performance that i did not enjoy

― miccio (miccio), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Digging the documentarian in gold lamé

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I liked the sound guy's speech - he was standing up for his colleagues

I like Natalie Portman. She is earnest and not stupid.

Anthony Miccio: TMI

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:36 (twenty-one years ago)

i wish natalie portman could fit into the the trifecta of kirsten, maggie, scarlett, but... then it wouldn't be a trifecta.

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:36 (twenty-one years ago)

ok wait. The 13th Warrior. But it really wasn't his fault.

(x-post)

― miccio (miccio), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude, that was his best movie

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:37 (twenty-one years ago)

This guy's a pud!

― stephen morris, Monday, 28 February 2005 03:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I want to lick Natalie Portman's sternum.

― Curious George Rides a Republican (Rock Hardy), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:37 (twenty-one years ago)

whoa! what the fuck is with buster from arrested development?! he's ddrunk and sunburnt and chillin in some seriously dirty bathwater.

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:37 (twenty-one years ago)

do you think she doesnt bleed b/c she was 12 or b/c shes 80 lbs ?

(the autism doc i wanted to win, but thats for my own personal reasons, i havent seen the childrens march.)

there is one in silver and one in gold lame.

is he directs and i produce like pitcher/catcher or top/bottom

― anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:37 (twenty-one years ago)

This guy is going to go on forever

― Michael F Gill (Michael F Gill), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:37 (twenty-one years ago)

is this guy drunk or just tall?

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I want to start off by KICKING YOU IN THE BALLS.

― stephen morris, Monday, 28 February 2005 03:38 (twenty-one years ago)

ok, new contender for creepiest acceptance speech...

― william, it was really nothing (superpopelectro), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Ha, the music started and he wasn't done speaking

― Michael F Gill (Michael F Gill), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:38 (twenty-one years ago)

"Next year they're gonna give out Oscars in the parking lot." ROFFLES

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:38 (twenty-one years ago)

CHRIS ROCK! ALLELUIA!

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:38 (twenty-one years ago)

LOL "Oprah's favorite white man!"

― william, it was really nothing (superpopelectro), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Mmmmm symphonic miserlou...

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Has anyone ever thanked L. Ron Hubbard in their Oscar speech?

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:39 (twenty-one years ago)

oprah is the ambassador of the hex. chris rock is doomed.

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:40 (twenty-one years ago)

WAY TA GO KAZ!

― stephen morris, Monday, 28 February 2005 03:40 (twenty-one years ago)

has anyone ever cursed xenu in accepting their award?

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Chappelle in 2006?!

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:40 (twenty-one years ago)

which subtext was i missing in the oprahs favourite white man comment

i love johnny depps suit, god is that amazing.

― anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Michael Giacchino wuz robbed, The Incredibles had a better score than anything nominated.

― Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:42 (twenty-one years ago)

"I would like to thank Odin by offering a live sacrifice here on stage."

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:42 (twenty-one years ago)

is this guy still talking?

― lemin (lemin), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:42 (twenty-one years ago)

i think spike lee and scorcese are both trying to look like edith head.

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:42 (twenty-one years ago)

as much as I'm appreciating Chris Rock, I think they should let Scorsese host this thing

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I was hoping this was the tribute portion of teh evening

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:43 (twenty-one years ago)

i mean film presvation is good and everything, but do we have to endure this ?

― anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:44 (twenty-one years ago)

come on... can no one make fun of this guy because he's a goddamned humanitarian or what?

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I think ILX personalities should host and present the Oscars - the Black Metal dudes, Amazing Randy, Ornaldo Bloomps, connor smedley, etc.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Go archivists!

― Michael F Gill (Michael F Gill), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:45 (twenty-one years ago)

OH HO HO MGM BE WHACKY.

― stephen morris, Monday, 28 February 2005 03:45 (twenty-one years ago)

ted turner made scarlett o hara look green...thats not f ucking restoring, thats raping.

― anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:46 (twenty-one years ago)

definitely smokin' the whacky tobaccy!

― william, it was really nothing (superpopelectro), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:46 (twenty-one years ago)

more old dudes pls

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:47 (twenty-one years ago)

love and the art of film lasts in hollywood--how many fliess girls do you think hes had.

― anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:47 (twenty-one years ago)

ARCHIVISTS RULE

― Michael F Gill (Michael F Gill), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:47 (twenty-one years ago)

did she say music has been film's maidenhead? and why did they sit melanie griffith so close to her and warren beatty?

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:47 (twenty-one years ago)

WOO DEAD PEOPLE TIME!

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:48 (twenty-one years ago)

actually, I want to expand the Morgan Freeman thing - he and Warren Beatty should have a Statler-and-Waldorf box

(mmm, archivists)

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:48 (twenty-one years ago)

handmaiden!

― Michael F Gill (Michael F Gill), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:48 (twenty-one years ago)

i often wonder if yo-yo ma ever flashes back on his mother and father berating him as he insists that he'd rather play stickball with the other boys instead of practice the cello, whilst performing.

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Fay Wray was hot.

― subgenius (subgenius), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Russ Meyer?

― Michael F Gill (Michael F Gill), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:50 (twenty-one years ago)

actually i rather like this piece of music.

and has anyone noticed that this montage is structured (applause-wise) like a michael mayer dj-set?

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Paul Winfield is dead?

― subgenius (subgenius), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:50 (twenty-one years ago)

the necklace and the weird straight dress are awful, and yo yo playing bach is always a treat.

i thot more people died this year then that.

― anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:52 (twenty-one years ago)

did they list ingrid thulin? i bet they didn't. :(

― joseph (joseph), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:53 (twenty-one years ago)

who is she
i think i would have missed mercedes mccambridge the most of that list, but was glad about russ meyers being mentioned.

― anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, no mention of Lizzy Mercier Descloux from the savages at the academy.

― Michael F Gill (Michael F Gill), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't think so. No Russ Meyer, either, but they put in Rodney Dangerfield.

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Russ Meyer was there

― lemin (lemin), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Russ Meyer was so there

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:55 (twenty-one years ago)

PUFFY

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:56 (twenty-one years ago)

No Leni Riefenstahl?

― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:56 (twenty-one years ago)

muh bad.

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:56 (twenty-one years ago)

velvet suit?

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:56 (twenty-one years ago)

No Leni -- wasn't she last year tho?

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:56 (twenty-one years ago)

oh dear god no

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:56 (twenty-one years ago)

sorry, still not a believer...

― william, it was really nothing (superpopelectro), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:57 (twenty-one years ago)

i am so confused by puffy. how do i feel about him?

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Josh Grobin.....

PLease let me die

― blawa (blawa), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I had to go to the grocery store. did I miss any major awards in the last half hour or so?

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:57 (twenty-one years ago)

This would be so much better with Jay in Groban's spot

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I was watching the red carpet stuff on E! and Puffy said he designed Chris Rock's suit also.

― Curious George Rides a Republican (Rock Hardy), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:57 (twenty-one years ago)

beyonce magically transforms yet again!

― william, it was really nothing (superpopelectro), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I just realized how much fun Josh Groban covering "Mr. Brightside" would be.

― Don't Ever Antagonize The Horn (AaronHz), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh how black are the pools of darkness that are Josh Grobin's eyes!

― lemin (lemin), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:58 (twenty-one years ago)

also needs Puffy saying "Unhhh" in the back

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:58 (twenty-one years ago)

has this song been around forever? is the melody ancient, stolen or adapted? or is it just so fucking perfect that we all know it and have been waiting for beyonce and josh asshole to perform it for us tonight? i love being alive at this moment in history.

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Who's that guy Beyonce's singing with? I think I've fallen in love!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:58 (twenty-one years ago)

this song is BORING. good dress on Beyonce, tho.

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:58 (twenty-one years ago)

considering that leni was responsible for the aesthtic and ideology of most of the action movies of the last 50 years,a dn the entire work of oliver stone+paul verhoeven.

did she die this year though?

beyonce--shut up.

― anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:58 (twenty-one years ago)

this might be the most banal song with a nonce message i have ever heard.

― anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:59 (twenty-one years ago)

is beyonce's dress an lcd monitor? what the fuck is showing on it?

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Josh Groban is teh sexxxy, though.

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Monday, 28 February 2005 03:59 (twenty-one years ago)

so THIS is josh groban! i know hordes of people who are totally obsessed with this guy and i've never heard him until now.

― joseph (joseph), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Matt Drudge is currently discussing one of the networks - Fox? - setting up a new awards show next year to rival the Oscars and 'take it down'...

DEVELOPING...

― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:00 (twenty-one years ago)

PRINCE!

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Wasn't Leni in the "in memoriam" last year?

― Curious George Rides a Republican (Rock Hardy), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:00 (twenty-one years ago)

PRINCE

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:00 (twenty-one years ago)

they should have had dave chappelle do it

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:00 (twenty-one years ago)

what did prince win the oscar for, god does prince look good!

― anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh how black are the pools of darkness that are Josh Grobin's eyes!

fittingly, they match his soul...

― william, it was really nothing (superpopelectro), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:00 (twenty-one years ago)

They shoulda just got Prince to sing all these fuckin songs.

― Don't Ever Antagonize The Horn (AaronHz), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Prince is obviously too purple to be interested in the oscars.

― lemin (lemin), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:01 (twenty-one years ago)

i believe the "jump the shark" concept needs to be invoked

also, i hate hate hate Josh Groban

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Que?

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude, he's Prince, not the Pope.

― Curious George Rides a Republican (Rock Hardy), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:02 (twenty-one years ago)

mysical...

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:02 (twenty-one years ago)

BEST OSCAR ACCEPTANCE SPEECH EVER

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:02 (twenty-one years ago)

best. acceptance. speech. ever.

― william, it was really nothing (superpopelectro), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:02 (twenty-one years ago)

i want that jacket...also what did he win the oscar for?

the vomitus disneylite didnt actually win (beleive)--this makes me mildly please

that he sang the song in spanish, and he was much better then antionio, makes me much happier.

― anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Total surprise there. I was sure the crapfest from the Polar Express would win

― blawa (blawa), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:02 (twenty-one years ago)

go fuck yourself sean penn... and read my script, too.

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Fun hater

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:03 (twenty-one years ago)

when will sean penn get a sense of humour ?

― anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Sean Penn is the most humorless man to have ever lived.

― Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:04 (twenty-one years ago)

What's up with Penn sticking up for Jude Law? That was so ghey.

― Don't Ever Antagonize The Horn (AaronHz), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:04 (twenty-one years ago)

sean penn is on teh drugs

― lemin (lemin), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Okay, I just wanted to defend Salma Hayek and Antonio Banderas -- first off, Salma is smokin' hot and she speaks Spanish GORGEOUSLY. Secondly, Mr. Banderas sang his heart off on that song and I think choosing him was a very wise decision indeed. My mom completely ripped on Penelope Cruz -- she doesn't find her attractive and says, "Did you see her nose? I'll bet she can touch it just by sticking her tongue out." But Salma -- we both agree Ms. Hayek is beautiful.

Carlos Santana was kinda okay, but I kinda have a vendetta against him because he and his stupid hippie music has remained an insidious part of my life since I was very, very little. Especially this one odious offender, an instrumental I hear at almost every fucking reception I go to ARGH I WANT TO KILL KILL KILL KILL.

Anyway. I'm so happy that song won. Yay!!!!

― Surreal Addiction (Dee the Lurker), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:04 (twenty-one years ago)

i have heard that sean penn is a woman hating asshole who tips strippers badly, fwiw.

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll bet she can touch it just by sticking her tongue out.

*erection*

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:05 (twenty-one years ago)

kate winslet please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:05 (twenty-one years ago)

imedla staunton will not get this, because she deserves it, for effectivley underacting

― anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:05 (twenty-one years ago)

*SOBS*

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I think sean penn is hoping the rest of middle america doesn't find out about the beaver trilogy

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:06 (twenty-one years ago)

i have heard that sean penn is a woman hating asshole who tips strippers badly, fwiw.

well yeah, he was married to madonna right?

― william, it was really nothing (superpopelectro), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I wanted Kate Winslet to win. :(

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:06 (twenty-one years ago)

why was sean penn defending jude law?

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:06 (twenty-one years ago)

ugh fuck a hilary swank

― Don't Ever Antagonize The Horn (AaronHz), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:06 (twenty-one years ago)

she deserved it for boys dont cry (and the negoitater)--i hated million dollar baby.

― anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:06 (twenty-one years ago)

why does hilary seem mad about winning?

― william, it was really nothing (superpopelectro), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:06 (twenty-one years ago)

ben affleck emerges from backstage and says, "I paid for the operation! I am the master architect of it's design!"

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:07 (twenty-one years ago)

BOOOOO

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:07 (twenty-one years ago)

spiccoli NOOOOOOOO!

― S!monB!rch (Carey), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:07 (twenty-one years ago)

"i thank my husband because i don't want middle america to think i'm too dykey"

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Sam, Chris Rock made a "who the hell is jude law and why is he in every movie I've seen in the past five years" joke.

― Don't Ever Antagonize The Horn (AaronHz), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:07 (twenty-one years ago)

ps the Matt Damon comparisons are spot on

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:07 (twenty-one years ago)

First woman to be honored for playing a boxer...

― Chip Whitley, Monday, 28 February 2005 04:07 (twenty-one years ago)

gah so unsurprising

bout time someone recognized the talents of the rest of the nominated!

― lemin (lemin), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Morgan Freeman is so chill

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:08 (twenty-one years ago)

She wasn't even good enough for Steve Sanders, people!

― Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:08 (twenty-one years ago)

She deserved it for The Next Karate Kid.

― Don't Ever Antagonize The Horn (AaronHz), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:08 (twenty-one years ago)

annette benning's face went totally TIGHT!

― S!monB!rch (Carey), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I changed the channel just now specifically because I knew the rest of the program would be horridly predictable and not give me or anyone else viewing the program any iota of a surprise. *yawn* Not what I want.

(And yeah, it would've rocked if Kate Winslet won instead, but, oh well. It's the fucking OSCARS, right? They're only just now starting to get it in the Best Song category. Give them awhile to get it elsewhere.)

― Surreal Addiction (Dee the Lurker), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:09 (twenty-one years ago)

"my..." what? what the hell?

and screaming over the music. so classy!

― william, it was really nothing (superpopelectro), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:09 (twenty-one years ago)

The boobs standing next to Penn are incredible

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:09 (twenty-one years ago)

steve sanders is gonna be in the new tony scott movie.

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:10 (twenty-one years ago)

has anybody else noticed that the women who guide people off the stage seem to be meant as a mockery of how short actors are? it's awesome.

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Then I know what my favorite film will be this year.

x-post

― Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:11 (twenty-one years ago)

fwiw, Slate is cleaning up on their predictions so far

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:11 (twenty-one years ago)

i can add Million Dollar Baby to my list of best picture films that I totally did not like.

― S!monB!rch (Carey), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I predict a totally boring sweep for MDB from here on out. I haven't seen it yet, so I'll have to reserve my judgment for now.

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I loved that best song acceptance speech. Hillary's was pretty much a dud, although the Matt Damon comparisons were OTM

― Michael F Gill (Michael F Gill), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:12 (twenty-one years ago)

see, the hing is, i like swank as an actor

― anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:13 (twenty-one years ago)

"breast feed an apple!"

― Michael F Gill (Michael F Gill), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:13 (twenty-one years ago)

aka "i tried it, but i really sound bad speaking another language."

― william, it was really nothing (superpopelectro), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:13 (twenty-one years ago)

hilary is so boring. a jar of mayonaise could give a better speech.

― scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:14 (twenty-one years ago)

no one applauding downfall shokah

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:14 (twenty-one years ago)

gwynnie certainly needs to rethink that colour.
(and the chorus, if in english, would be dismissed--its nothing better then sister act 2)

― anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Paltrow always picks dresses that make her boobs look shittay.

― S!monB!rch (Carey), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:14 (twenty-one years ago)

i was pissed that i didn't see any of the foreign language noms.

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Paltrow-Swank FITE!

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:15 (twenty-one years ago)

The Sea Inside looked like some serious ass

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:15 (twenty-one years ago)

its all about crips killing themselves this year.

― anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Vatican City didn't submit "The Passion of the Christ"?

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:16 (twenty-one years ago)

i think i like alejandro amenebar but i can't remember

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Damn, I wanted the Hitler film to win!

― Reinhard, Monday, 28 February 2005 04:16 (twenty-one years ago)

whoa i would never guess that that getup would look stylish but fucking working sam!

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:16 (twenty-one years ago)

go charlie!

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:17 (twenty-one years ago)

he looks like he came from vatican city...

― william, it was really nothing (superpopelectro), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:17 (twenty-one years ago)

i am SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO happy for them!

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh shit, I didn't know this was on tonight! uh

― DISCO VIETNAM (PUNXSUTAWNEY PENIS), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Kaufmann should have had Nic Cage accept his award.

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:18 (twenty-one years ago)

michel gondry just won an OSCAR

― lemin (lemin), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:18 (twenty-one years ago)

and pierre bismuth needs to play a thug. that suit was rad!

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:18 (twenty-one years ago)

am i the only one who thinks that kaufmann's maniuplaiosn are basically masurbatory genre excercises.(and dull ones at that)

― anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Jim Carry wuz robbed, though. Glad ES got an award!

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:19 (twenty-one years ago)

YES

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:19 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:19 (twenty-one years ago)

yes.

xxpost

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Cedric the Entertainer should host the Oscars (naked and reclining on a couch)

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:21 (twenty-one years ago)

black music in movie for black people shokah

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:21 (twenty-one years ago)

probably, xxxpost

― S!monB!rch (Carey), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Eternal Sunshine is the first Kaufmann film I liked (largely because of Winslet, Carry to a lesser extent)

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:22 (twenty-one years ago)

am i the only one who thinks that kaufmann's maniuplaiosn are basically masurbatory genre excercises.(and dull ones at that)

Mr. Kaufman, Mr. Sterne. Mr. Sterne, Mr. Kaufman.

(Sadly, Michael Winterbottom is going to make a foole of himself, too.)

― Girolamo Savonarola, Monday, 28 February 2005 04:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Rock looks like he's having no fun at all.

― Curious George Rides a Republican (Rock Hardy), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:23 (twenty-one years ago)

i just dont get kauffman

― anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Glad to see Charlize isn't orange this year

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:24 (twenty-one years ago)

If Dicaprio wins i quit life

― Don't Ever Antagonize The Horn (AaronHz), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:25 (twenty-one years ago)

8:05: Hilary Swank wins Best Actress (umm, duh)! Tragically, she wasn’t able to find a stylist to dress her on her big night, and had to settle for slipping into a three-dollar navy blue stocking from JC Penney cut down to reveal her toned ass-crack.

and

8:03: Sean Penn laments that five thousand actors can’t be nominated for Best Actor/Actress each year, the only way that the craft can be properly respected. Lesser Baldwins watching from check-cashing instutitons silently nod their approval.

both from defamer.

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:25 (twenty-one years ago)

goddamit Eastwood will win

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:26 (twenty-one years ago)

omg! jamie fox wins for ray! shokah!!!!!!!

― william, it was really nothing (superpopelectro), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:26 (twenty-one years ago)

he does good work, that defamer

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:26 (twenty-one years ago)

whatever charlize whispered in his ear will go down as the most enigmatic utterance since bill whispered into scarlett's ear.

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:26 (twenty-one years ago)

awesome. I'll pretend it's for Collateral and be happy

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:27 (twenty-one years ago)

mimicing a famous person is not the same as creating a charachter, and playing it with honesty and completeness.

it wasnt for ali and it wasnt for kate hepburn and it wasnt for jaimee- who i didnt even think was as good as he could be...i am still unconvinced of his skill.

holla ?

― anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:27 (twenty-one years ago)

geez
last year's ROTK sweep was more surprising than this.

― lemin (lemin), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:28 (twenty-one years ago)

meh

x-post

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:28 (twenty-one years ago)

plus i hate that call and response thing... he does seem so goddamn sincere though.

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah. Yawn. Etc.

So, how about the Razzies this year, huh? Halle Berry actually showed up and accepted her Razzie for Worst Actress (for Catwoman)!! She actually showed up! And she sorta poked fun at herself in her acceptance speech, too! Halle Berry is officially one of the coolest actors in the world now.

― Surreal Addiction (Dee the Lurker), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:28 (twenty-one years ago)

jamie fox should have a 15 second time limit.

― william, it was really nothing (superpopelectro), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:29 (twenty-one years ago)

wtf is she doing in catwoman 2 then?

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:29 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Foxx should have given his speech as Wanda the ugly woman.

― Don't Ever Antagonize The Horn (AaronHz), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:30 (twenty-one years ago)

money.

― anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:30 (twenty-one years ago)

wtf is she doing in catwoman 2 then?

that was a joke...

― william, it was really nothing (superpopelectro), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:30 (twenty-one years ago)

When Foxx started breaking up, I swear I heard people in the audience starting to laugh

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:31 (twenty-one years ago)

i thot that she said she would

― anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:31 (twenty-one years ago)

sarah looks like stupid fun doesnt it ?

― anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:32 (twenty-one years ago)

who the fuck is marva?

― william, it was really nothing (superpopelectro), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:32 (twenty-one years ago)

TITS

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Boing

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Career Oscar for Marty Next Year!

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Clint Eastwood is the worst fucking film director.

― Don't Ever Antagonize The Horn (AaronHz), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:33 (twenty-one years ago)

marty, you fucking champ! i was SO HAPPY to see you just laugh it off. FUCK the academy.

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:33 (twenty-one years ago)

clint!
martin scorcese will never win an oscar ever will he ?

― anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:33 (twenty-one years ago)

clints wife is 40 yrs younger then he is right?

― anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:34 (twenty-one years ago)

clint eastwood is starting to look like firemarshall bill.

― S!monB!rch (Carey), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:34 (twenty-one years ago)

yawn...

― william, it was really nothing (superpopelectro), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Julia needs to stick to the dark hair and less-noticeable lips.

Marty needs to pull an ODB

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:34 (twenty-one years ago)

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/5624770/

re: halle in catwoman 2

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:34 (twenty-one years ago)

THE AVIATOR IS FOR THE CHILDREN

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:35 (twenty-one years ago)

wtf is she doing in catwoman 2 then?

She wants a second Razzie? She needs more dough? She promised someone she'd do it in exchange for this really meaty role she's been wanting to do forever and ever, amen? She lost a bet? The producers know incriminating secrets against her that they're blackmailing her on? She developed an addiction to the costumes she wore in the first one and can't bear to think of life without having worn them again? She misspoke and actually she's going to star in Cat People 2?

Who knows?

― Surreal Addiction (Dee the Lurker), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:36 (twenty-one years ago)

i stand corrected.

― william, it was really nothing (superpopelectro), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:36 (twenty-one years ago)

already done. wow.

― ryan (ryan), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Hoffman, SOUSED.

― Curious George Rides a Republican (Rock Hardy), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Dustin Hoffman is hammered, yes?

― subgenius (subgenius), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:37 (twenty-one years ago)

*clicks on link*

Ohhhh. Addiction to crack? No, wait, addiction to cracking whip. Damn. Why on Earth doesn't she just go off and become a dominatrix on the side, then? It'd be a lot more respectable, really.

― Surreal Addiction (Dee the Lurker), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:37 (twenty-one years ago)

HILARIOUS!

― william, it was really nothing (superpopelectro), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Million Dowwar Babeee

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:37 (twenty-one years ago)

My oscar pool died in the second half of this show

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:38 (twenty-one years ago)

BEARD

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:38 (twenty-one years ago)

well cheap melodrama is usually rewarded, esp. w. wizened priests.

― anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:38 (twenty-one years ago)

dustin hoffman = the new anna nicole.

― william, it was really nothing (superpopelectro), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:38 (twenty-one years ago)

boooorrrrrring

― lemin (lemin), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:39 (twenty-one years ago)

why does the academy hate scorcese ?

― anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:39 (twenty-one years ago)

that man is a fish!

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Chris Rock’s Bush-bashing rant on ABC’s Academy Awards show was disgusting. I didn’t tune in to be insulted by Rock - but I was.

If you were insulted, feel free to call ABC at (818) 460-7477 and let them know how you feel. When you call, press 4 to skip the voice recording. You only have 30 seconds to make your point, so be pithy (thanks Bill for letting me use your pet phrase).

I urge you to call if you were offended.

If emailing is your thing (I recommend calls over emails as emailing is largely ignored when you have 50,000 spams clogging the inbox. In addition, calling allows you to opt for a written response.), the email address is netaudr@abc.com.

http://www.thebaron.us/?p=133

― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:39 (twenty-one years ago)

i lvoe how much random fun hoffmann is getting from his life in the las few years, doing work for himself, fucking arround with the oscars, not messing up his legacy

― anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:40 (twenty-one years ago)

BROOKLYN

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:40 (twenty-one years ago)

BROOKLYN!!!!

― lemin (lemin), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:41 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.mtv.com/shared/media/news/images/n/Notorious_Big/sq-biggie-camel-suit-bdb.jpg

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:41 (twenty-one years ago)

best oscars closing line evah

― joseph (joseph), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:41 (twenty-one years ago)

HOW AWESOME IS IT THAT JAMIE FOXX SAID WYLE OUT

― DISCO VIETNAM (PUNXSUTAWNEY PENIS), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah

x-post

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:42 (twenty-one years ago)

ok time for a cigarette and more alcohol.

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought Hoffman was talking that way because of all the botox. He and Eastwood have some sort of botox-off.

― Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:42 (twenty-one years ago)

why are they playing the theme from terminator

― ryan (ryan), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:43 (twenty-one years ago)

wyle out?

― Don't Ever Antagonize The Horn (AaronHz), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:43 (twenty-one years ago)

if you don't know...

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:44 (twenty-one years ago)

guess i missed that part

― Don't Ever Antagonize The Horn (AaronHz), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:48 (twenty-one years ago)

why are they playing the theme from terminator

-- ryan (augustuscaesar2...), February 28th, 2005.

because its a night of nuclear holocaust and robots

― latebloomer: The Heavy Metal Velveeta Faction (latebloomer), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I take it wyle out is like go off, I've never heard anyone I know say that.

― Don't Ever Antagonize The Horn (AaronHz), Monday, 28 February 2005 04:57 (twenty-one years ago)

http://images.tvnz.co.nz/tvnz_images/tv2/programmes/er/noah_d.jpg

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 28 February 2005 05:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Kid n Play meets Sideshow Bob meets the seventh circle of hell.

I am so glad I wasn't the only one to think of Kid N Play during the C. Crows performance!

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 28 February 2005 05:36 (twenty-one years ago)

why does the academy hate scorcese ?

Because Scorsese apparently started loving Oscar instead of just shrugging it off like most sane people.

(That said, Clint Eastwood & M$B for the top two have made me pretty happy, as far as Oscar goes.)

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Monday, 28 February 2005 06:59 (twenty-one years ago)

TS: MIB VS. M$B

― miccio (miccio), Monday, 28 February 2005 07:38 (twenty-one years ago)

OK, tell me I wasn't the only one who noticed Lou Gossett asleep in his chair near the end of this thing. . . .

― Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Monday, 28 February 2005 07:44 (twenty-one years ago)

M$B looks like a better acronym for MIB than MIB does.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Monday, 28 February 2005 09:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I have never seen a film by Clint Eastwood.

― NRQ, Monday, 28 February 2005 09:27 (twenty-one years ago)

MDB = Millions of Dead Babies

― Don't Ever Antagonize The Horn (AaronHz), Monday, 28 February 2005 09:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeeaaaa! I stay away from the TV, got extra sleep, and feel refreshed this morning!

Here's to better films in '05!

― peepee (peepee), Monday, 28 February 2005 13:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Multi Dead Baby Corporation

― latebloomer: The Heavy Metal Velveeta Faction (latebloomer), Monday, 28 February 2005 14:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I would rather Scorsese never win than have won for "The Aviator," so I'm happy. Someone should cut that guy's budgets back down to size, given what a cluttered mess he made of "Gangs of New York" and this one. Fortunately, I feel Scorsese has at least another truly great movie or two left in him.

I was shocked to hear "M$B" was made in just a little over a month! Oddly enough, as a director Eastwood is starting to embody the auteur theory far more than Scorsese ever did.

― Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Monday, 28 February 2005 15:00 (twenty-one years ago)

> kaufmann's maniuplaiosn are basically masurbatory genre excercises.(and dull ones at that) <

I think you're confusing it with the Hawke-Delpy-Linklater wankfests.

Freeman's breakthrough role & first Oscar nom was Street Smart, as a pimp.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 28 February 2005 18:06 (twenty-one years ago)

If Eternal Sunshine had come out in January, it would've swept these fuckers, you know.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 28 February 2005 18:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I arrived home last night just in time for the death montage.

I think it's sad that classical musicianship has fallen off so much that there is, in fact, only one cello player left in the entire world (Yo-Yo Ma). And apparently there's only one female singer in the entire world (Beyoncé Knowles). Maybe by next year the Academy will ahve trained up a few youngsters in these obscure and undercompetitive arts.

What happened to "Nobody Knows," I thought it was going to be in this year?

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 28 February 2005 20:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe by next year Beyonce will know how to play cello and can do ALL the musical performances herself!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 28 February 2005 20:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Like a one-man band, that would be funny.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 28 February 2005 20:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Nobody Knows was Japan's official selection, but it was apparently not judged to be among the best five foreign-language films.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 28 February 2005 21:08 (twenty-one years ago)


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