Can anyone direct to me to a website which explains asylum and immigration in the UK: what the applicant requires and needs to prove, what the successfull immigrant is entitled to, what THEY are entitled to do, and preferabbly some nice raw data for me to look at. If possible I would prefer something as dry, uninvolved and unbiased as possible. Everyone I speak to has an opinion on this subject - I really need to make up my own mind.
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― Ed (dali), Monday, 28 February 2005 21:13 (twenty-one years ago)
Labour have promised a points system for economic migrants which could cut either way depending on how they skew it. Labour know that they need a good supply of public servents (nurses, doctors, teachers etc.) and they also know that full employment is a reality in certain regions and sectors and so to grow the british economy they either have to stimulate productivity (hard, especially for governments and especially hard for governments with even a little social concience) or they have to allow skilled employable immigrants to come in and start paying tax to pay for improvements in the public services and help put off the baby boom demographic crisis until after they have any responsibility for dealing with it.
― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 08:54 (twenty-one years ago)
Raw untreated migration data can be had from the Office for National Statistics
― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 08:55 (twenty-one years ago)
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― benrique (Enrique), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 14:16 (nineteen years ago)
Cost in terms of UK jobs has been marginal. Wages growth has been stagnant but it was stagnant for years before 2004 and this has more to do with overseas competition than incoming workers.
― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 14:18 (nineteen years ago)
― ;_; (blueski), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 14:25 (nineteen years ago)
The kind of work that attracts illegal workers (unskilled, cash in hand etc) tends to be most common in areas of high unemployment (the countryside, mostly). By preventing employers from taking advantage of low-cost, under-the-radar immigrant labour, the government is making it harder for, say, a farmer to fire all his legit minimum wage fruit-pickers and replace them with people earning tuppance an hour, thus screwing over the new arrivals and the people who were there already.
The Polish plumbers have been great for the big cities, but the arrival of Chinese cockle-pickers in Morecambe Bay has been less great for Morecambe's exisiting cockle-pickers, not to mention the Chinese ones.
― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 16:06 (nineteen years ago)
Apparently the UK has some crazy new limits on migration to the UK? This article explains what's going on, but I want to check with UK people here: is this right? So an American who gets a lectureship at say Cambridge can only hope to stay for five years now? This is insane, & sadly relevant to my interests right now, so I want to see if this is what you all understand to be the new Cameron-Clegg policy.
Here's the scoop from that article:
"...[T]he proposed changes would restrict the opportunity of non-EU economic migrants to settle as follows:• Tier 1: As noted, this route has been closed, leaving only very limited routes for wealthy investors and entrepreneurs (around 500 people) and a new category of ‘exceptional talent’ in science and the arts (around 1,000). These smaller replacement routes will still allow for settlement. Indeed, they will offer an accelerated route: migrants depositing £10 million in a British bank account will be allowed to settle after two years, and migrants investing £5 million after three years, rather than the usual five.• Tier 2: The new proposals classify all new Tier 2 applicants as temporary migrants (from April 2011). There will be no route to settlement, other than a few exceptions: the wealthy (those earning over £150,000) plus elite sportspeople (around 250) and ministers of religion (around 370). Intra-company transfers, which accounted for 22,000 out of 36,000 entrants via Tier 2 in 2009, have been excluded from the ‘cap’ but are covered by these proposed restrictions on settlement. A new category willbe created into which ‘exceptional’ Tier 2 migrants will be able to switch after three years, in which they would be allowed to apply for settlement – but with very strict criteria, and, very probably, a limit on numbers. All others would have to leave after a maximum of five years.• Tier 4: The post-study work category for university-level students is being closed (though those who started their course before the change will still be able to qualify). Non-EU students will only be able to stay on by switching into the replacementsfor Tier 1 (very unlikely) or into Tier 2 (which no longer allows for settlement in most cases), or as a spouse or partner of a citizen or settled resident.• Tier 5: Temporary workers will be restricted to a stay of 12 months maximum, with no possibility of settlement; youth mobility is unchanged at a maximum of two years.• Domestic workers: These routes will either be abolished, or restricted to 12 months or shorter with no possibility of settlement.If successful, the overall effect of these policies would be to reduce the number of non-EU economic migrants settling each year, from current levels of around 40,000 (plus a roughly equal number of dependents) to around 1,000 (plus dependents)."
― Euler, Monday, 31 October 2011 20:36 (fourteen years ago)
Also see here.
― Euler, Monday, 31 October 2011 20:37 (fourteen years ago)
Yes, that seems accurate as far as i am aware. Bear in mind that policy changes so quickly that in five years' time the law could be completely different though.
― Mohombi Khush Hua (ShariVari), Monday, 31 October 2011 20:44 (fourteen years ago)
Any other thoughts on this?
like, are they really doing this? how are UK universities going to stay globally competitive if they're restricted to hiring just EU citizens?
― Euler, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 01:07 (fourteen years ago)
The final proposals are likely to be watered down a little but it's the gist of what they're up to. It's economic and social vandalism but they're determined to drive down headline non-EU immigration figures.
The changes to Tier 4 UK student visas are mostly already in place and they're starting to bite. There's a general feeling that the majority of degree-awarding universities in the state sector will keep their heads above water but that it's going to kill off a giant swathe of the below-degree-level colleges who are currently attracting thousands and thousands of students on business, finance, etc courses. Some of them deserve it, tbh, but a lot of decent institutions are going to go to the wall as well. There's always been a fear that 'bogus students' are signing up to fictitious courses just to get a visa. There are also strict English language proficiency requirements that provide an extra hurdle.
It's going to be tough for mainstream universities as well - the UK is unquestionably less attractive as a destination than it was five years ago but there's a case for saying that Australia is even more restrictive and the US has a range of its own issues. They might be gambling on a rising number of affluent students from places like China, Central Asia and Brazil making up for any lost numbers. It's likely to take billions out of the UK economy though.
― Mohombi Khush Hua (ShariVari), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 06:41 (fourteen years ago)
this is far from the worst thing the current govt is doing, but conceivably the most thoroughly stupid
― Nigel Farage is a fucking hero (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 12:14 (fourteen years ago)
Some of them deserve it, tbh
Too right they doo
― R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 12:19 (fourteen years ago)
There's always been a fear that 'bogus students' are signing up to fictitious courses just to get a visa
They are, speaking from experience here before you ask
― R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 12:20 (fourteen years ago)
Yes, absolutely, but the way to stop that is having a proper inspection system in place to monitor colleges, not cutting the whole sector off at the knees.
― Mohombi Khush Hua (ShariVari), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 12:35 (fourteen years ago)
It looks like London Metropolitan University might have its right to educate non-EU students taken away permanently. This could mean all current students, even those who have completed part of their degrees, would have sixty days to find another university ofrbe deported. London Met, and their students, apparently found out about this via a Sunday Times article yesterday. They had had their license suspended for six weeks but, as far as they were aware, the investigation was still ongoing. Evidently someone at the Home Office briefed the paper.
http://www.londonmet.ac.uk/news/news-releases/2012-press-releases/response-in-regard-to-the-sunday-times-story-on-london-metropolitan-universitys-highly-trusted-status.cfm
Handling the situation this way is going to be catastrophic for the image of UK education abroad. The number of people applying for Tier 4 student visas has plummeted already. If students can potentially get thrown out of the country through no fault of their own, having already paid tens of thousands of pounds for an education, it's difficult to see why anyone would want to come in the future.
― Temporarily Famous In The Czech Republic (ShariVari), Monday, 27 August 2012 09:42 (thirteen years ago)
"or be deported"
Home Office are saying no decision has been made, but I suppose that's academic (...)
― kinder, Monday, 27 August 2012 09:49 (thirteen years ago)
Official now.
― Temporarily Famous In The Czech Republic (ShariVari), Thursday, 30 August 2012 07:45 (thirteen years ago)
From the Guardian comments thread:
UKBA decision is callous in the the extreme to existing non EU students who now have only 60 days to find somewhere to finish their studies. For home/EU students it could mean that some courses have insufficient students to continue.In the 60 days, a student has to find the tuition fees (11k +) for a new university, at least £2000 of maintenance money, deposit it in a valid bank account for 28 days. They have to secure a place at another university, get a valid CAS and English certificate. Note many B2 English certificates expire after 2 years, so someone who would be entering their 3rd year of a course, certificate may have expired. Some universities are allowed to make their own assessment, but UKBA prefer their approved ones. Submit a valid visa application, best to do an in person application at £768, because if start another course whilst your visa is being processed you do so at your own risk. Some universities/colleges don't even allow you to start without holding a valid visa for their institution. Current in country visa applications can take in excess of 3 months to be processed.Oh and by the way it is less than one month before most university terms start. Many non EU students may have already paid this coming year tuition fees to London Met, as they offered a discount for early payment in full. So let's hope London Met can refund those fees promptly.
In the 60 days, a student has to find the tuition fees (11k +) for a new university, at least £2000 of maintenance money, deposit it in a valid bank account for 28 days. They have to secure a place at another university, get a valid CAS and English certificate. Note many B2 English certificates expire after 2 years, so someone who would be entering their 3rd year of a course, certificate may have expired. Some universities are allowed to make their own assessment, but UKBA prefer their approved ones. Submit a valid visa application, best to do an in person application at £768, because if start another course whilst your visa is being processed you do so at your own risk. Some universities/colleges don't even allow you to start without holding a valid visa for their institution. Current in country visa applications can take in excess of 3 months to be processed.
Oh and by the way it is less than one month before most university terms start. Many non EU students may have already paid this coming year tuition fees to London Met, as they offered a discount for early payment in full. So let's hope London Met can refund those fees promptly.
― Temporarily Famous In The Czech Republic (ShariVari), Thursday, 30 August 2012 07:52 (thirteen years ago)
ffs
― I've been to Suffolk (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Thursday, 30 August 2012 08:16 (thirteen years ago)
London Met has long been a basket case, so though sad for everyone concerned, this isn't very surprising. It sounds to me like they've got serious problems managing student data- see for example this from 2009: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/7853203.stm
That said, the Home Office's heavy handed and counter-productive attitude towards overseas students, stemming from Tory paranoia about immigration, is the root cause of the problem.
― Arvo Pärt Chimp (Neil S), Thursday, 30 August 2012 08:35 (thirteen years ago)
London Met certainly has problems. They blame a lot of them on the previous management administration, but it's clear that there were ongoing issues. This is a spectacularly cruel way to treat international students, though, most of whom will have their paperwork in order.
It's not even paranoia, it's policy. The government has said that it's going to cut net immigration from the "hundreds of thousands" to the "tens of thousands". Literally the only way they can do this is to turn away legitimate students who are contributing billions to the economy and propping up large numbers of universities. It's madness. Green is too stubborn to support the change in designation of temporary students so they don't count as immigrants. Willetts apparently support this.
― Temporarily Famous In The Czech Republic (ShariVari), Thursday, 30 August 2012 08:41 (thirteen years ago)
Agreed on both points.
Here's more on bad stuff happening at London Met, something close to my heart as a librarian: http://doombrarian.wordpress.com/2012/08/21/do-you-want-outsourcing-with-that-london-met-to-sell-off-support-and-library-services/
― Arvo Pärt Chimp (Neil S), Thursday, 30 August 2012 09:04 (thirteen years ago)
Yeah, that was interesting. Seen by many as a first step towards something much bigger:
http://www.wonkhe.com/2012/08/23/london-met-outsourcing-or-something-else/
― Temporarily Famous In The Czech Republic (ShariVari), Thursday, 30 August 2012 09:10 (thirteen years ago)
ugh. Presumably the holding company will be exempt from providing all those extraneous luxuries such as HE payscales, pensions etc.
― Arvo Pärt Chimp (Neil S), Thursday, 30 August 2012 09:43 (thirteen years ago)
It's going to be a real challenge for LMU to continue in its current guise, i think. They're at least £30m down in student fees and could face significant legal action. Even if they get their license back in six months' time, their brand reputation will have been destroyed. Of course, this doesn't just affect the current students, it is going to reflect badly on anyone who holds one of their degrees or will do in the future. They're probably big enough so survive but i wouldn't rule out a change of name and management. It might be a risky, but potentially opportune, time for someone to look at privatisation.
I haven't had a proper look at the stats yet but it looked to me like the home office figures were showing a drop of 50,000 in net immigration and a drop of 112,000 in student visas granted.
― Temporarily Famous In The Czech Republic (ShariVari), Thursday, 30 August 2012 17:25 (thirteen years ago)
Tempted to start a rolling international education thread but this will do for now. Expect the Panorama show on Monday about visa fraud to have a pretty significant impact on short term policy wrt student migration.
― Ramnaresh Samhain (ShariVari), Saturday, 8 February 2014 13:54 (twelve years ago)
What's your background/current situtation, SV, if you don't mind saying? (can't remember if you're an "international" student or if you work in HE)
― kinder, Saturday, 8 February 2014 14:53 (twelve years ago)
Neither, as such. I work for a big education company that provides a lot of products and services to students, HE institutions, etc.
― Ramnaresh Samhain (ShariVari), Saturday, 8 February 2014 15:05 (twelve years ago)
Mark Harper, the immigration minister responsible for the Go Home racist vans, has resigned after being found to have employed an undocumented cleaner.
― baked beings on toast (suzy), Saturday, 8 February 2014 16:11 (twelve years ago)
Haha! That's priceless.
― Ramnaresh Samhain (ShariVari), Saturday, 8 February 2014 16:16 (twelve years ago)
I'd be interested in that thread, ShariVari! I am an academic in les É tats-Unis but I am heading back to Olde Gaule later this year for another extended stint over there. there's a lot of consolidation of French universities going on right now, and the one at which I'll be ensconced is one of the newest, and largest, of the new fusions.
― Euler, Saturday, 8 February 2014 16:22 (twelve years ago)
http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2014/jun/24/english-language-tests-cheating-results-invalid-overseas-students
3 universities and 57 FE colleges have had their overseas student licences suspended. In theory up to 50,000 people could be deported if still in the UK, though that's unlikely.
― Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Tuesday, 24 June 2014 17:15 (eleven years ago)
Christ. Had heard rumours today and were wondering which Unis they'd turn out to be...
― kinder, Tuesday, 24 June 2014 17:19 (eleven years ago)
May be more to come...
― Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Tuesday, 24 June 2014 17:25 (eleven years ago)
Immigration minister James Brokenshire
omg
― conrad, Tuesday, 24 June 2014 19:55 (eleven years ago)
http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2014/jul/18/border-police-arrest-cleaner-mark-harper-immigration-isabella-acevedo
Two days after Harper got a new government post.
― Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Friday, 18 July 2014 21:25 (eleven years ago)
The lack of compassion shown by border police is pretty disgusting. So is the reappointment of Harper, really.
― salsa shark, Saturday, 19 July 2014 09:52 (eleven years ago)
http://www.politics.co.uk/comment-analysis/2014/12/02/without-due-process-how-britain-deported-50-000-students
I know that people who had taken TOEIC to support a visa application were given an opportunity to take an alternative test if their application was still being processed.
If the article is correct, it looks like they've identified entire cohorts of test takers as fraudulent and are using that identification to automatically invalidate any visas that were granted prior to the scandal breaking, though. How watertight that identification is, i don't know though. The structure of the cheating would have made it impossible for anyone in the room to have been unaware / complicit in most cases but i'd assume that proving it on a case by case basis for 29k-50k people would be tricky.
― Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Tuesday, 2 December 2014 11:07 (eleven years ago)
*unaware / not complicit*
― Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Tuesday, 2 December 2014 11:18 (eleven years ago)
How watertight that identification is, i don't know though.
Not at all, there won't even be any grounds for suspicion in most cases - this is just a bullshit pretext to game the figures, because who gives a fuck about immigrants getting deported lol
― intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 2 December 2014 11:39 (eleven years ago)
It's relatively easy to identify testing centres that were providing fraudulent exams and also possible to identify who took tests at those centres and when. The way most of the the cheating was organised would have meant that anyone who wasn't paying the premium for a guaranteed pass wouldn't have been allowed in the room. On the balance of probabilities, the bulk of the people they've identified are likely to have cheated but that's a fair way from proving it beyond a reasonable doubt.
― Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Tuesday, 2 December 2014 11:46 (eleven years ago)
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/foreign-students-could-be-sent-home-before-applying-for-work-visas-to-cut-immigration-9938145.html
Looks like nuisance value rather than anything else - foreign graduates would have to go abroad to submit applications for UK work visas rather than being able to do it while in the UK. I think many have to do so already though. The interesting bit is buried:
Mrs May is also pressing for the power to be able to penalise colleges and universities that would have low success rates in ensuring the departure of foreign graduates and to deprive them of their right to sponsor overseas students, the source added.
So not only would universities be responsible for monitoring the whereabouts of their students while they are studying, they would be responsible for ensuring that they left the country after they graduated.
There's more coming before the election. Expect the sector to be up in arms.
― Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Sunday, 21 December 2014 14:08 (eleven years ago)
Sigh
― cardamon, Sunday, 21 December 2014 16:38 (eleven years ago)
Remarkable stroke of luck that the Saville report and the name of the British ISIS dude were both released on the same morning as the immigration statistics.
And the government's response is to...further restrict the rules around student visas.
― Rainbow DAESH (ShariVari), Thursday, 26 February 2015 12:15 (eleven years ago)
I was a bit "eh was Seville an immigrant" for a sec there tbh
― local eire man (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 February 2015 12:16 (eleven years ago)
(xp) ... and blame the EU (though the biggest increase in immigration was in non-EU nationals) and the Lib Dems (get used to this line, you'll be hearing it a lot).
― Romeo Daltrey (Tom D.), Thursday, 26 February 2015 12:55 (eleven years ago)
Was it luck?
― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 26 February 2015 13:00 (eleven years ago)
re becoming a UK citizen:
One referee should be a person of any nationality who has professional standing, eg minister of religion, civil servant, or a member of a professional body e.g. accountant or solicitor (who is not representing you with this application).
WTF is this bullshit. What if you don't personally know any so-called "professional" people?
― Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Thursday, 12 March 2015 13:15 (eleven years ago)
Thought this was going to be a bump about Nigel Farage wanting to do away with anti-discrimination laws...
― ailsa, Thursday, 12 March 2015 13:35 (eleven years ago)
my dentist counter-signed my passport application.
here's a list of suggestions:http://www.immigrationboards.com/british-citizenship/british-passport-application-who-can-countersign-t53718.html
― koogs, Thursday, 12 March 2015 13:39 (eleven years ago)
what about this section:
they have known the applicant personally for more than 3 years; • they are willing to give full details of their knowledge of the applicant;
seems like a dentist might have issues with this.
― Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Thursday, 12 March 2015 13:43 (eleven years ago)
I would guess that virtually everyone will know at least one of a doctor, teacher, dentist or pharmacist on a purely professional basis but that's very different from knowing them personally for more than three years, if only because GPs and teachers move around so much.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 12 March 2015 13:46 (eleven years ago)
(And I'm guessing this is written for people who have been legally resident in the country for a while, I may be wrong)
― Matt DC, Thursday, 12 March 2015 13:47 (eleven years ago)
Well exactly. Even if you've been in the country for 11 years that doesn't mean you're friends with doctors and dentists! Is this just another way of keeping out working class people or something?
― Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Thursday, 12 March 2015 13:50 (eleven years ago)
public librarians are happy to sign these kind of things, by and large
― Keith Moom (Neil S), Thursday, 12 March 2015 13:54 (eleven years ago)
public librarians are happy to lie on official forms that they have known someone personally for 3 years? Fair enough, but you'd think the £5000 fine would put them off.
This isn't for a passport application btw, it is for a citizenship application, hence being on the UK immigration thread.
― Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Thursday, 12 March 2015 13:55 (eleven years ago)
ah sorry, advice rescinded then
― Keith Moom (Neil S), Thursday, 12 March 2015 13:56 (eleven years ago)
the dentist was really my only hope - i was registered at a doctor's surgery but would see a different doctor every time i went. whereas i had seen the same dentist at least once every 6 months for 8 years so...
the 'personally' thing depends on what you mean by 'personally'. i was a person to him, not just a name, not an unknown person asking for his signature. he had my address on file, i'd paid bills... and i'm sure he'd've refused if he didn't feel he could vouch for me.
― koogs, Thursday, 12 March 2015 14:03 (eleven years ago)
yah can see how this would be tough. Last time I had to re-apply for my airport airside pass I thought I'd never get it because they needed a friend who wasn't a relative to assert that you were of good character and that they had known you for over 2 years. I don't have any actual friends so got a co-worker (who I never see socially) to vouch for me. They were a bit iffy about accepting this tbh. If I had to produce a professional that I'd known for 3 years I would have zero chance, as I don't know or have contact with any.
― pandemic, Thursday, 12 March 2015 14:03 (eleven years ago)
Also idly wondering what percentage of non-EU immigrants would know a religious leader well. Disproportionate to the rest of the country I'd imagine?
― Matt DC, Thursday, 12 March 2015 14:06 (eleven years ago)
The irony is we're only doing this so we can get out of this shithole country, but not have a load of hassle if we decide we want to move back at some point.
― Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Thursday, 12 March 2015 14:08 (eleven years ago)
the 'personally' thing depends on what you mean by 'personally'. i was a person to him, not just a name, not an unknown person asking for his signature. he had my address on file, i'd paid bills... and i'm sure he'd've refused if he didn't feel he could vouch for me.― koogs, Thursday, March 12, 2015 2:03 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― koogs, Thursday, March 12, 2015 2:03 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
This is what I meant by my librarian suggestion- if you've been a member of a public library for a number of years then that is probably good enough for most purposes, though citizenship applications might be tougher/more rigorous. In any case a librarian in a public library would be likely to help you find out exactly what the criterion implies. Or maybe go to the CAB.
― Keith Moom (Neil S), Thursday, 12 March 2015 14:19 (eleven years ago)
Poo, you should have webmail.
― the bowels are not what they seem (aldo), Thursday, 12 March 2015 14:53 (eleven years ago)
Cheers Aldo, I replied on FB
― Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Thursday, 12 March 2015 14:59 (eleven years ago)
Just wanted to mention how much I enjoyed receiving an email from "the bowels are not what they seem" to my Colonel Poo email account.
― Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Thursday, 12 March 2015 15:30 (eleven years ago)
You need to do this to buy premiums bonds as well see days, it's a massive pain in the neck.
At least an American won't have to do a language test on top of everything else.
― Rainbow DAESH (ShariVari), Thursday, 12 March 2015 15:36 (eleven years ago)
Do you really? I was about to buy some premium bonds, luckily my friends are middler-classier than me.
― ailsa, Thursday, 12 March 2015 15:54 (eleven years ago)
I had to provide a certified copy of my passport (signed by a community member of good standing) as proof of ID and a bank statement as proof of address but i might just have been unlucky. Idk if they select a certain proportion to scrutinise or if they do it to everyone.
― Rainbow DAESH (ShariVari), Thursday, 12 March 2015 16:21 (eleven years ago)
I bought some for my godson as a christening present a few years back and the only thing that annoyed me was that I had to get my mum to do it as being grandparent is acceptable to buy a present on behalf of a child and being an aunt isn't.
― ailsa, Thursday, 12 March 2015 16:25 (eleven years ago)
I was lucky with the 'professional people' thing because at the time I applied I had been working at the same small company for a few years and could get the CEO/director to vouch for me. But I imagine a lot of people struggle with it, as if anyone needs more crap to worry about on top of the money they have to conjure for the whole process. The paperwork etc from my arrival in the UK to my full citizenship cost over 3000 pounds, which is just an insane amount of money, even if it is spread over a few years.
― salsa shark, Thursday, 12 March 2015 21:55 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/EYu5Tzo.png
Worth remembering that he was "convicted" without having been arrested, put on trial or given any kind of formal sentence.
― I wear my Redditor loathing with pride (ShariVari), Thursday, 30 July 2015 07:14 (ten years ago)
he should come to the uk and perform a crime (the more spurious the better) here, so he has to stay for longer to be put on trial, lol
― imago, Thursday, 30 July 2015 07:32 (ten years ago)
Landlords could face up to five years in jail for letting properties to undocumented migrants - or failing to check whether the people they let to have the legal right to remain in the country.
http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2015/aug/03/illegal-immigrants-face-eviction-without-court-order-under-plans-to-discourage-migrants
The degree to which the government has farmed enforcement out to non-professionals is often underestimated. Landlords must act as immigration officials or face jail, universities have to or face financial ruin, lorry drivers are automatically responsible for anyone caught in their vehicles, etc. Trucking companies have been fined nearly £7m this year, iirc, for failing to secure their lorries against stowaways.
― I wear my Redditor loathing with pride (ShariVari), Monday, 3 August 2015 07:24 (ten years ago)
This might be the most incoherent policy yet:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-33750709
Labour and the Conservatives both pledged that anyone in a public-facing role in the state sector must have an appropriate level of English and could lose their jobs if they failed to meet that benchmark but i think this is the first time the actual benchmark has been identified. They have chose proficiency in English equivalent to "GCSE grace C". This is odd for a number of reasons.
There are lots of different ways to measure English proficiency for speakers of other languages and GCSEs aren't really one of them. They are designed with native speakers in mind and might reflect core competencies but don't assess them in a formal way. They are not ESOL tests. The guide used for visas in the UK and by every other ministry i can think of across Europe (Polish Civil Service, Greek Civil Service, Italian Ministry of Education, etc) is the Common European Framework of Reference.
I'll skip the technical details but the upshot is that to work in any customer-facing role, you'd need a level of English broadly comparable to the requirements for Highly Skilled migrant visas and most MBA courses and higher than the entry point for almost every undergraduate degree in the country. Given that 39% of British people fail to get a C grade in GCSE English, i'm not sure what is expected.
The most absurd element of all is that the initial documents seem to suggest it will be up to managers to determine how to check the English levels of their staff.
― I wear my Redditor loathing with pride (ShariVari), Friday, 7 August 2015 21:38 (ten years ago)
that's before you take into account that in a couple of years GCSE grading is going to change to an "interesting" new 9-1 scheme
http://www.aqa.org.uk/supporting-education/policy/gcse-and-a-level-changes/structure-of-new-gcses/explaining-new-gcse-grades-transcript
i'm not even gonna get into the serious issues with English and Maths teaching at post-16 because professional discretion but let's just say in brief there are nowhere near enough teachers to meet demand from the government for continuing study for pupils who haven't achieved GCSE passes at school
― the lion tweets tonight (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 8 August 2015 01:29 (ten years ago)
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/david-cameron-says-migrant-families-could-be-broken-up-and-mothers-deported-if-they-fail-new-english-a6818631.html
The government has just announced some kind of fund targeted at helping Muslim women learn English on nat sec grounds, which would not have been necessary has they not bulldozed the existing funds for migrants looking to improve their language skills. Presumably if you are not a Muslim woman, you are still out of luck.
As ever, there's no detail on the level of English required, or the process. To get a spouse visa / further leave to remain, you already need to be able to pass an English test at the A1 level, the reference to toughening up the system and to demonstrating your level of English is "improving" suggests it'll be another test at a higher level.
The plans to deport anyone not earning £35,000 after five years continue to roll on:
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/theresa-may-urged-to-rethink-new-35000-earnings-threshold-for-non-eu-migrants-as-teachers-face-a6814841.html
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Monday, 18 January 2016 09:46 (ten years ago)
was on radio4 this morning. interviewer pointed out that it was same government (albeit in coalition) that removed the funding in the first place.
― koogs, Monday, 18 January 2016 09:55 (ten years ago)
Good luck being a dyslexic Muslim woman (or related to one) in 2016.
― Matt DC, Monday, 18 January 2016 11:12 (ten years ago)
I think / hope they'll stick with the format of testing speaking and listening only, rather than reading and writing, as there's probably a recognition that literacy and English ability aren't interchangeable but it certainly makes things harder for people learning the language with minimal support.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Monday, 18 January 2016 11:28 (ten years ago)
The income threshold blows me away. Is that per person or per family?
― droit au butt (Euler), Monday, 18 January 2016 12:06 (ten years ago)
Per person. Nurses are temporarily exempted but teachers, etc are not aiui.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Monday, 18 January 2016 12:13 (ten years ago)
Wow. That would be higher than the average UK salary.
― droit au butt (Euler), Monday, 18 January 2016 12:14 (ten years ago)
50% higher
― The Male Gaz Coombes (Neil S), Monday, 18 January 2016 12:15 (ten years ago)
...than median household income, £7.5k above average salary apparently
― The Male Gaz Coombes (Neil S), Monday, 18 January 2016 12:16 (ten years ago)
That'll be fun, keeping tabs on thousands of people's incomes for years after they've arrived, sounds like a good use of resources
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 18 January 2016 12:30 (ten years ago)
The best case scenario is that this is all about cheap headline chasing and they don't intend to follow through on it, but who the fuck knows any more.
― Matt DC, Monday, 18 January 2016 12:32 (ten years ago)
Wow. That would be higher than the average UK salary.― droit au butt (Euler), Monday, 18 January 2016 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― droit au butt (Euler), Monday, 18 January 2016 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Don't be surprised - value is to be measured in a number always and 4evah.
Although this does apply to migrants outside the EU. Plenty of cheap labour to be obtained from the inside of it?
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 18 January 2016 12:38 (ten years ago)
That's true.
My wife was just pointing out that this could be seen as just another instance of colonialism: poach valuable talent from other countries like one used to poach valuable resources from them.
But it's more complex than that, because these are people, who presumably want to emigrate to the UK. We're not talking slavery here.
But slaves to capital?
I don't know.
― droit au butt (Euler), Monday, 18 January 2016 13:39 (ten years ago)
Keeps out the riff raff.
And don't forget, for £7400 you can get "Super Premium" service, where immigration officials visit a location you specify and give you an answer within 24 hours:https://www.gov.uk/ukvi-premium-service-centres/use-the-super-premium-service
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 18 January 2016 14:19 (ten years ago)
xp
There are some countries that have identified 'brain drain' as a pressing economic problem but the reverse of that is the remittances that come from overseas workers, which account for up to 30% of the GDP of countries like Nepal and Moldova and pay for the domestic higher-ed opportunities of family members elsewhere.
It's not as though people are going to stop emigrating, they're just going to do worse jobs for less money in other countries.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Monday, 18 January 2016 14:20 (ten years ago)
Yes, that's true. Still, it divides families: only the wage earner can stay in the UK for more than five years.
And the Nepalese need doctors too.
And might not their staying in Nepal contribute to a development of the Nepalese economy?
And who ought to make these decisions?
― droit au butt (Euler), Monday, 18 January 2016 14:31 (ten years ago)
xp on the ELT stuff.
This is classic Cameron, isn't it? They announced something similar in 2011, when the people expected to deliver this pointed out that funding had been cut. Empty announcement designed to get a lot of noise in the press - it feels with a bit of luck like it might be one of a number of Cameron announcements that just never happens ie what Matt DC said.
― Fizzles, Monday, 18 January 2016 14:37 (ten years ago)
Yes, that's true. Still, it divides families: only the wage earner can stay in the UK for more than five years.And the Nepalese need doctors too.And might not their staying in Nepal contribute to a development of the Nepalese economy?And who ought to make these decisions?
Who can make them other than the individuals concerned?
Under the points-based system, dependents can be eligible for visas.
Doctors will typically earn more than £35k so aren't necessarily a great example but the options are typically not a) come to the UK or b) stay in X. You have a lot of very qualified people driving cabs or working on building sites in Dubai. There's nothing much, apart from North Korea style bans on travelling overseas, that countries can do to stop it.
The main objections around the £35k minimum from a practical perspective are that it's not based on need. It cuts off the possibility of recruiting across whole sections of industry that might be experiencing skills shortages but don't pay substantially higher than the average wage.
The main objection from a human perspective is that it's going to apply to people who have built a life in the UK over the course of a number of years and are going to get kicked out at the end based solely on their salary.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Monday, 18 January 2016 14:51 (ten years ago)
How long do they get to reach that level of salary?
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 18 January 2016 18:19 (ten years ago)
(The 35k figure looks like a pipe dream for me, it's at least a decade away even if ever get there ... struggling to get head round the idea that anyone should have to earn this much to be worthy to stay)
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 18 January 2016 18:21 (ten years ago)
Five years, then you're out.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Monday, 18 January 2016 18:25 (ten years ago)
jeez
Will this affect people who already live here?
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 18 January 2016 18:25 (ten years ago)
Yes, that's my understanding.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Monday, 18 January 2016 18:34 (ten years ago)
I don't see how it's possible to round up a bunch of people who have been ILR for years and years, who have paid as much tax as any British citizen on their income, and who have been entitled to the same programme of benefits etc. How is this even workable after the five years required to qualify for ILR?
― chicken danczuk (suzy), Monday, 18 January 2016 19:36 (ten years ago)
It does sound like an unworkable mess, but I wouldn't be shocked if the tories attempt to implement it. Feels very Trumpish. Very sorry for everyone who has this hanging over their heads.
― Cornelius Pardew (jim in glasgow), Monday, 18 January 2016 20:05 (ten years ago)
The ludicrous policy of trying to get net immigration down to 'tens of thousands' from 250k+ is at the heart of all this nonsense. It's essentially impossible - despite their best efforts they haven't prevented the university sector from recruiting foreign students, they have zero control over EU immigration and, in the one area they can actually influence (Tier 2 skilled migration), numbers have actually gone up iirc, partly due to the skills gap in the tech sector and positioning of London as the no.1 financial services hub in the world. Pretty much the only thing that they can do is announce cruel, stupid things in the hope that they're perceived to be cracking down.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Monday, 18 January 2016 20:28 (ten years ago)
This is me, isn't it? People on EEA-2s and EEA-4s?
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 18 January 2016 20:39 (ten years ago)
I think that EEA2/4 are not covered. Non-EU partners of EU workers tend to get preferential treatment over non-EU partners of British nationals, but I'm not an expert.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Monday, 18 January 2016 20:47 (ten years ago)
You are probably good until the referendum.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Monday, 18 January 2016 20:48 (ten years ago)
I just have no-frills ILR, granted in 1995 after four years of renewing my visa (and before all these ~categories~ were invented). If they want to apply this to people who've been here *forever*, does that in effect mean a huge number of long-time British taxpayers will risk deportation if they have the audacity to lose a job or fall ill? A new layer of insecurity isn't exactly what anyone having a Very Special Freelancer's January needs right now.
― chicken danczuk (suzy), Monday, 18 January 2016 20:50 (ten years ago)
lol :(
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 18 January 2016 21:24 (ten years ago)
There's no way they can go that far, right? This retrospective bullshit is about as practical as kicking out all the French people living here if the EU referendum passes (or fails, I'm not sure which way the question will be phrased you know what I mean). Which they also wouldn't do, right? Right?
― seandalai, Monday, 18 January 2016 21:54 (ten years ago)
Reviewing the 2012 policy docs, it looks like it's effective for Tier 2 visa holders who started after the 6th of April 2011. Anyone before that should be ok.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Monday, 18 January 2016 22:23 (ten years ago)
Is this an example of the new rules coming into force, or something else:
https://kingstonshakespeareseminar.wordpress.com/2016/01/25/shameful-start-to-shakespeare-400-dr-paul-hamilton-arrested-and-held-by-uk-immigration/
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 25 January 2016 19:29 (ten years ago)
Something else. This is how a lot of people who have recently finished studying get treated.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Monday, 25 January 2016 19:38 (ten years ago)
it's pretty diabolical. almost amusingly egregious.
― Cornelius Pardew (jim in glasgow), Monday, 25 January 2016 19:49 (ten years ago)
No expert here but there seems to be a lot of worth in the common idea that 'If you make controls on immigration stricter and stricter, you're only going to penalise well-meaning people who haven't done anything wrong, because they're the easiest to track down'?
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 25 January 2016 20:06 (ten years ago)
Pretty damning:
http://www.politics.co.uk/blogs/2016/03/23/disaster-for-theresa-may-as-legal-ruling-brings-student-depo
I probably shouldn't say too much about this off 77 but I think the vast majority were probably cheating though it's very possible honest candidates were unjustly impacted.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Wednesday, 23 March 2016 16:42 (nine years ago)
Also fairly sure that voice recognition, which was the public justification for the dragnet and the point at which the Home Office defence fell down at tribunal, had next to nothing to do with anything.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Wednesday, 23 March 2016 16:50 (nine years ago)
Well, a vague feeling that the vast majority were probably cheating was all the government had to go on, so ur in good(?) company.
Altho I'd say even the cheating candidates were unjustly impacted tbh
― "Worried pimp" (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 23 March 2016 16:51 (nine years ago)
No. The cheating was so unsophisticated it would be very easy to detect if you were looking properly. The nature of the cheating (certain defined test centres charging a premium to read the answers out at the front) would have made it hard for honest candidates to have been accidentally caught up. However there could be grey areas where centres were offering bent and honest sessions at the same time. You could probably work out with a reasonable degree of confidence which was which but possibly not beyond a reasonable doubt.
Having the language requirement for students isn't wildly unfair but it is for families, etc. The main problem was ETS not paying attention and the government choosing an inappropriate test for inclusion.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Wednesday, 23 March 2016 17:00 (nine years ago)
Kind of interesting given the fact that this is hugely embarrassing to the Home Office - both painting it as incompetent in dealing with tribunals and having very little idea of what they're doing when it comes to a major policy affecting hundreds of thousands of people - that it has received such little coverage in the press.
At the moment you have a politics.co.uk blog, a brief Times Higher Education article, a paywalled piece on the FT and one article in the Independent. Everyone else, from The Guardian to the Mail, hasn't touched it afaict.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Thursday, 24 March 2016 13:02 (nine years ago)
all frightened to talk about immigration because of bullying by PC liberal thugs
― disco Polo (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 March 2016 13:06 (nine years ago)
tories losing legal rulings right, right and centre right
― conrad, Thursday, 24 March 2016 14:16 (nine years ago)
idk how much of this i am reading correctly but it looks like Byron organised a special "training event" across 15 of its branches as a ruse to round up all its foreign workers so the Border Force could come and deport any without valid visas:
http://www.eliberico.com/la-policia-de-s-a-sus-paises.html
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Monday, 25 July 2016 09:33 (nine years ago)
what the fuck
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 25 July 2016 12:20 (nine years ago)
Henry Dimbleby (Leon owner) is the child of which newscaster, again?
― corbyn-based life form (suzy), Monday, 25 July 2016 12:28 (nine years ago)
My Spanish isn't so hot but I'm pretty sure Leon isn't mentioned in there.
― Matt DC, Monday, 25 July 2016 12:46 (nine years ago)
This isn't really the right thread for this but close enough.
My uncle is dying of cancer. Probably talking days left. He was living in Thailand but came back to go into hospital as he had no medical insurance there. His partner of 10 years is a Thai citizen, and we want to get him over here so they can be together for the last time, but he needs a Visa to enter the UK and it seems to take 3 months which we don't have. We think there is some kind of fast track way to get around this but I don't know how this stuff works and there seems to be a lot of dubious websites offering Visa services and I don't know if they are trustworthy or this is even possible. We're not really talking immigration because he just wants to be able to visit for a couple of weeks.
Long shot maybe but any ideas ILX?
― Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Saturday, 30 July 2016 12:44 (nine years ago)
Is your uncle a British citizen?
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 30 July 2016 13:00 (nine years ago)
Yes
― Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Saturday, 30 July 2016 13:05 (nine years ago)
VFS runs visa processing for the UK in Thailand and I think they offer a priority service. That should be the first place you look. A visa consulting agency will typically only make sure you have all your documents in order and won't necessary speed things up otherwise.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Saturday, 30 July 2016 13:06 (nine years ago)
May also be a long shot but there wouldn't be any harm in calling the British Embassy in Bangkok and explaining the situation to see if they have any emergency options.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Saturday, 30 July 2016 13:09 (nine years ago)
OK, thanks SV - VFS is the main one we've been looking at but like I said not sure if these kinds of things are just scams or not. They do have a priority service for £750. Says it's for medical emergencies in the family tho and not sure if an unmarried gay relationship is gonna count for that :(
― Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Saturday, 30 July 2016 13:11 (nine years ago)
We've tried ringing the Thai embassy here in case they know anything but they're closed til Monday.
I think my uncle's partner has been in touch with an embassy or consulate in Chiang Mai, my mum drafted up a letter over email explaining the circumstances for him to give them.
― Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Saturday, 30 July 2016 13:15 (nine years ago)
VFS is the official processing partner of the embassy. They are the same people you go to if you want a Russian or Indian visa in the UK. They're usually very good.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Saturday, 30 July 2016 13:16 (nine years ago)
Great, thanks. Feel more at ease we're looking in the right place now.
― Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Saturday, 30 July 2016 13:21 (nine years ago)
Good luck.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Saturday, 30 July 2016 13:27 (nine years ago)
UK asylum refusal decision: 'Your strong attachment to your Islamic faith is inconsistent with your claim to use lesbian dating sites ...'
https://twitter.com/Paul_Dillane/status/763326753595133954
The treatment of LGBT asylum applicants is one of the great, under-reported scandals.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Wednesday, 10 August 2016 11:22 (nine years ago)
awful
― Yes it has pickles and chicken...but...it doesn't have mild cheese... (stevie), Friday, 12 August 2016 08:19 (nine years ago)
Just putting this here.
jesus, kuwait denaturalized 3% of the population, making many stateless. “Every week for months, the government published vast lists of newly stateless people, which Kuwaitis feverishly scanned for their own names, or those of friends and family.” https://t.co/7xuelRPMuG— csz (@cszabla) March 10, 2025
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 23 March 2025 22:33 (eleven months ago)