Who is the sexiest woman over the age of 45?

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And if you illustrate your post with a pic, the pic must be of that woman over the age of 45.

― 30 century man, Monday, 14 March 2005 11:21 (twenty years ago)

my mum.

― scg, Monday, 14 March 2005 11:22 (twenty years ago)

actually. no. she is the most beautiful though.

― scg, Monday, 14 March 2005 11:22 (twenty years ago)

All my celebrity crushes are over 45, and in most cases over 50. I've mentioned them plenty of times before so won't bother doing so again here.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Monday, 14 March 2005 11:32 (twenty years ago)

Catherine Deneuve? She must be over 50 in the pic below:

http://www.swirc.com/covers/catherine_deneuve.html

― catwoman, Monday, 14 March 2005 11:33 (twenty years ago)

carol voorderman.

― scg, Monday, 14 March 2005 11:36 (twenty years ago)

actually, the girl who sits in the dictionary corner and looks awkward and uncomfortable is probably the most beautiful girl on television. she's not over 45 though.

― scg, Monday, 14 March 2005 11:37 (twenty years ago)

Saw The Inn Of The Sixth Happiness on TV the other afternoon, and my God was Ingrid Bergman gorgeous, even past her peak (especially when she's running through these Welsh hills pretending to be Chinese mountains in immaculate Yves Klein blue and her hair gets all ruffled up), but I looked the details up and she was only 43 when she made that. Terrible film, though.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Monday, 14 March 2005 11:51 (twenty years ago)

Camilla

― lukey (Lukey G), Monday, 14 March 2005 11:58 (twenty years ago)

Oddly enough, yes.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Monday, 14 March 2005 11:59 (twenty years ago)

There seems to be an age cut-off point beyond which women aren't "allowed" to be portrayed as sexual. They become mothers or something else. But each decade the cut-off point gets older and older. It's amazing to think that Mrs Robinson as the "older woman" in The Graduate was only supposed to be 35, which would be a young woman these days. You can find women in the 40-45 who are still portrayed/portray themselves as "sexy" (Madonna, Elizabeth Hurley, Sex & The City women), but after 45, not so much. That seems to be the new sexual cut-off point for women. (Of course for men it doesn't apply at all.)

― finbar, Monday, 14 March 2005 12:03 (twenty years ago)

Lulu?

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 14 March 2005 12:09 (twenty years ago)

http://www.lulu.co.uk/lupix/news.autumntour.jpg
As I say, Lulu?

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 14 March 2005 12:14 (twenty years ago)

Don't fancy her one bit.

Marianne Faithfull, though...(cut to shot of demolished chimney played in reverse)

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Monday, 14 March 2005 12:15 (twenty years ago)

Surely Mrs Robinson wasn't supposed to be 35 - she had a 19-y-o daughter. Possible, I guess. Anne Bancroft *was* 35 in that role, tho - and Dustin H was 29.

― Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Monday, 14 March 2005 12:18 (twenty years ago)

Isabella Rossellini, anyone? 53 this year.

― Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Monday, 14 March 2005 12:25 (twenty years ago)

http://www.blondie.net/images/Group-With-Fire-Curse.jpg

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 14 March 2005 12:28 (twenty years ago)

Actually, scrap that.

http://www.judao.com.br/blog/gostosas/nigella02.jpg

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 14 March 2005 12:29 (twenty years ago)

Nigella seconded. She can creme my brulee anyday. But she can't be over 45, can she?

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Monday, 14 March 2005 12:34 (twenty years ago)

Well the 90s sexualised the thritysomething woman, but I don't think the noughties have done it yet for the fortysomething woman. We do seem to have lost the paradigm of the sexy older woman that films like The Graduate played on. Because the sexiness of the 30something woman in the 90s was basically 30something woman trying her hardest to look like and have the lifestyle of 20something woman. You look at Ally McBeal and she could be 35 or she could be 25. There's no sense of her maturity adding to or changing her sex appeal.

― armchair_theorist, Monday, 14 March 2005 12:40 (twenty years ago)

Nigella Lucy Lawson (born January 6, 1960)

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 14 March 2005 12:40 (twenty years ago)

Or "Tory turncoat" as I term her.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Monday, 14 March 2005 12:51 (twenty years ago)

http://cartesvirtuelles.canoe.com/images/cinema_g_diane_keaton.jpg

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 14 March 2005 12:56 (twenty years ago)

Turncoat? How so?

(x-post)

― NickB (NickB), Monday, 14 March 2005 12:57 (twenty years ago)

I mean that when she was married to John Diamond she was a "not-at-all-like-my-dad" leftie, even though she was seeing/shagging Saatchi even as JD was on his deathbed, and now she's married Saatchi, moved from Hammersmith to Belgravia and is a Tory shitehawk.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Monday, 14 March 2005 13:00 (twenty years ago)

Fair do's, don't really know that much about her past. Her father's child I guess and maybe the lefty phase was just an aberration.

― NickB (NickB), Monday, 14 March 2005 13:04 (twenty years ago)

isabelle huppert in 'the piano teacher'.

― cozen (Cozen), Monday, 14 March 2005 13:10 (twenty years ago)

As we have to wait another five years for Diane Lane to cross this threshold, I second Diane Keaton

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Monday, 14 March 2005 13:12 (twenty years ago)

Joan Allen - 8/20/56

http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/85/28/38m.jpg

― dave225 (Dave225), Monday, 14 March 2005 13:12 (twenty years ago)

I can't believe I had to scroll down to the last posting to find Mme Huppert's name. [xxpost]

― Japanese Giraffe (Japanese Giraffe), Monday, 14 March 2005 13:15 (twenty years ago)

has nigella actually said anything tory? she's the daughter of one and she's nobbing one, but other than that?

Well the 90s sexualised the thritysomething woman

Right: before then women in their thirties were um post-sexual? pre-sexual? i think that's a pretty bold claim.

― N_RQ, Monday, 14 March 2005 13:27 (twenty years ago)

It's not a bold claim. I was talking about cultural representations of women. It can't have escaped your notice that no one much was talking about 30something woman as a 'type' in the 80s, and then in the 90s we had Bridget Jones, Ally McBeal, Sex & The City and any number of movies about 30something women, usually with a sexual/romantic focus.

― armchair_theorist, Monday, 14 March 2005 13:33 (twenty years ago)

http://www.learningthroughleisure.org.uk/images/marthakearney.jpg

― Boo T., Monday, 14 March 2005 13:41 (twenty years ago)

Rockist choice here

ihttp://www.stuart.cann.freeuk.com/images/felicity_kendall.jpg

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 14 March 2005 13:58 (twenty years ago)

Rockist . . . and not particularly sexy. (hot at the time, mind)

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Monday, 14 March 2005 14:05 (twenty years ago)

Lena Olin
http://images.tvnz.co.nz/tvnz_images/tv2/programmes/alias/lena_olin_d.jpg

― Chris 'The Nuts' V (Chris V), Monday, 14 March 2005 14:14 (twenty years ago)

another vote for nigella.

shes 45 this year.

― AaronK (AaronK), Monday, 14 March 2005 14:15 (twenty years ago)

i am willing to bet that the 80s also had films about the love lives of women in their 30s... anyway you didn't mention 'cultural representations', you just said "Well the 90s sexualised the thritysomething woman" like that.

― N_RQ, Monday, 14 March 2005 14:16 (twenty years ago)

Charlotte Rampling

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Monday, 14 March 2005 14:32 (twenty years ago)

Jacqueline Bisset

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Monday, 14 March 2005 14:33 (twenty years ago)

My wife. And she's mine, all mine! Hahahahaha!

― Curious George Finds the Ether Bottle (Rock Hardy), Monday, 14 March 2005 14:35 (twenty years ago)

Laurie Anderson
http://www.metroactive.com/papers/cruz/04.28.04/gifs/anderson-0418-1.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 14 March 2005 14:47 (twenty years ago)

i am willing to bet that the 80s also had films about the love lives of women in their 30s

Probably, but there was a tipping point in the 90s when the sexy single 30something woman became a cultural type and therefore particular focus for TV programmes, chicklit novels, films etc. Presumably to do with demography - until fairly recently women in their thirties tended to be settled down with children, but because women are now putting it off until later bla bla bla...

― armchair_theorist, Monday, 14 March 2005 15:05 (twenty years ago)

By a country mile...

http://www.dropd.com/issue/61/TinaTurner/tina2.jpg

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Monday, 14 March 2005 15:05 (twenty years ago)

And also

http://www.animalliberationfront.com/Saints/Musicians/Chrissie%20Hynde%20-%20a%20personal%20perspective_files/chrissie_hynde_photo.jpg

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Monday, 14 March 2005 15:12 (twenty years ago)

Isabella Rossellini, anyone? 53 this year.

Most definitely 2nded! Along w/ most of the nominees on this thread. Also, Sigourney Weaver ain't so bad.

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 14 March 2005 15:14 (twenty years ago)

Also, SUSAN SARANDON!

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 14 March 2005 15:15 (twenty years ago)

Mary Louise-Parker is well on her way!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 14 March 2005 15:15 (twenty years ago)

OMG! I FORGOTTED MY FAVORITEST ACTRESS LADY EVARR!
http://www.jedroot.com/makeup/sa/celeb/art/abenning01.jpg

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 14 March 2005 15:16 (twenty years ago)

Martha Stewart. She's naughty.

― miccio (miccio), Monday, 14 March 2005 15:19 (twenty years ago)

The Nuts is on the money.

Oh now I don't want to ever touch money again.

― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Monday, 14 March 2005 15:20 (twenty years ago)

http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/touchstone_pictures/mr__3000/angela_bassett/mr3000.jpg
although Angela Bassett clearly should have been the first picture posted

― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Monday, 14 March 2005 15:23 (twenty years ago)

(that's from "Mr. 3000," filmed when she was 46)

― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Monday, 14 March 2005 15:24 (twenty years ago)

AGNELA BASSETT IS THAT OLD!? HOLY FUCKNUGGET!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 14 March 2005 15:28 (twenty years ago)

There was a time when I was younger (about the time Strange Days came out) when I had dreams about her on a weekly basis!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 14 March 2005 15:28 (twenty years ago)

Was that TMI?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 14 March 2005 15:28 (twenty years ago)

AGNELA

― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Monday, 14 March 2005 15:30 (twenty years ago)

Germaine Greer, y'all! She's about 65, I think. Phwoar.

― JimD (JimD), Monday, 14 March 2005 15:42 (twenty years ago)

http://imgserv.ya.com/galerias2.ya.com/img/6/632e86185131ca15i3.jpg

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 14 March 2005 15:44 (twenty years ago)

AAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAH
http://www.nndb.com/people/181/000023112/BeaArthur2-sm.jpg

― Chris 'The Nuts' V (Chris V), Monday, 14 March 2005 15:47 (twenty years ago)

It's me. I'm 500 years old.

― Shatterproof Glass (dymaxia), Monday, 14 March 2005 15:49 (twenty years ago)

http://www.ox.ac.uk/gazette/1998-9/weekly/121198/news/pic_1b.gif

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Monday, 14 March 2005 15:50 (twenty years ago)

I am in LUUUURVE with Nigella and Isabella. Maybe I just dig hotties with with "-ella" in their names.

They are cute, though. Nigella may not be over 45, but she's definitely in her late 30s.

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Monday, 14 March 2005 15:58 (twenty years ago)

Chris, you and your nuts are now OFF THE CURRENCY. Betty White's kinda hot though.

― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Monday, 14 March 2005 16:27 (twenty years ago)

Teri Garr?

― Masked Gazza, Monday, 14 March 2005 16:40 (twenty years ago)

M L-P isn't 40 yet, is she?

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 14 March 2005 16:53 (twenty years ago)

Emma Thompson turns 46 in April.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 14 March 2005 16:55 (twenty years ago)

Tina Turner seconded. There shouldn't even be a discussion.

― Remy (null) (x Jeremy), Monday, 14 March 2005 16:57 (twenty years ago)

dammit i was gonna say Emma Thompson

MLP is just baaaarely 40, but she'll always be forever young to me ;_;

― Cabaret Voltron (PUNXSUTAWNEY PENIS), Monday, 14 March 2005 17:52 (twenty years ago)

Wow, so many gorgeous women. This is most inspiring / uplifting / encouraging.

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Monday, 14 March 2005 17:54 (twenty years ago)

Charlotte Rampling.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 14 March 2005 17:56 (twenty years ago)

GEENA DAVIS, ACTRESS/US OLYMPIC ARCHER, BORN 1956
http://www2.raisport.rai.it/news/sport/tarco/199909/21/37e746a102e34/gd3.jpg

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 14 March 2005 18:04 (twenty years ago)

― Curious George Finds the Ether Bottle (Rock Hardy), Monday, 14 March 2005 18:08 (twenty years ago)

Jessica Lange is very sexy.

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Monday, 14 March 2005 18:11 (twenty years ago)

http://www.american-buddha.com/hung.136.jpg

― andy --, Monday, 14 March 2005 18:12 (twenty years ago)

http://www.scifi-universe.com/upload/personnalites/grand/julie_christie.jpg

― David Merryweather (DavidM), Monday, 14 March 2005 18:14 (twenty years ago)

http://www.artnet.com/Magazine/news/finch/Images/finch3-23-9.jpg

I'll be seconding the Isabella.

― andy --, Monday, 14 March 2005 18:17 (twenty years ago)

http://www.alismith.com/portraits/large/JANE-PRATT.gif

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 14 March 2005 18:17 (twenty years ago)

http://www.pointedmagazine.com/espy%20cybil%20shep.jpg

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 14 March 2005 18:20 (twenty years ago)

isabelle adjani

shot from 2003 film, looking weirdly blonde: http://morganea.free.fr/Filmo/Fichesfilms/PhotosFilms/Ibrahim04.jpg

(my favorite film of hers is definitely Possession though)

― milton parker (Jon L), Monday, 14 March 2005 18:27 (twenty years ago)

here's her looking more like her: http://morganea.free.fr/Filmo/Fichesfilms/PhotosFilms/Repentie4.jpg

I swoon. It's complicated.

― milton parker (Jon L), Monday, 14 March 2005 18:37 (twenty years ago)

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_jun2003/CreativeDr.jpg

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Monday, 14 March 2005 18:39 (twenty years ago)

http://lescahiersduburger.free.fr/Burger-movies/Qq-part-ds-le-tps/jane-seymour.jpg

Jane Seymour is still pretty handsomish.

― andy --, Monday, 14 March 2005 19:29 (twenty years ago)

Jane Seymour has like a billion children!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 14 March 2005 19:33 (twenty years ago)

Rosanna Arquette

ihttp://www.homunculus.com/profane/reliquary/arquetterosanna/images/arquette0146.jpg

― Bob Six (bobbysix), Monday, 14 March 2005 19:55 (twenty years ago)

I love my husband. Just sayin'.

― Hey Jude, Monday, 14 March 2005 20:15 (twenty years ago)

Madonna is 46!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 14 March 2005 20:27 (twenty years ago)

my awesome ex-girlfriend is 46, too.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 14 March 2005 20:43 (twenty years ago)

Lynn Whitfield

― Andy K. (ADK), Monday, 14 March 2005 21:18 (twenty years ago)

http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper328/stills/nwy5q487.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 14 March 2005 21:25 (twenty years ago)

oh lord.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Monday, 14 March 2005 21:26 (twenty years ago)

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 14 March 2005 21:26 (twenty years ago)

Isabelle Huppert, Isabelle Adjani, Isabella Rosselini...is Isabelle Brasseur over 45 yet? I don't think she is but she'll still look gorgeous even then. Still, very telling names.

Catherine Deneuve and Marianne Faithfull definitely second. Even despite the drugs, Ms. Faithfull still looks ravishable. I never realised how ample her cleavage was, either, until watching the Dreaming My Dreams documentary. Gah...

― Quit glaring at Ian Riese-Moraine! He's mentally fraught! (Eastern Mantra), Monday, 14 March 2005 23:12 (twenty years ago)

Hey come on, half the pics here are of said women a lot younger!

And something in me finds it unfair that some (not all) of the women pictured here, while they may be in their 50+'s, they DON'T look it, and it is because they can afford beauticians, stylists and surgery.

More natural beauty pls thanks.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 14 March 2005 23:14 (twenty years ago)

Pl. Plains may well be correct, alarmingly. My vote is for MoDo, age 53.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 14 March 2005 23:19 (twenty years ago)

I couldn't find a pic of her wearing the cop outfit on the Surreal Life so this will have to suffice. (She turns 46 in May), and I don't think she's had work done.

http://www.staylace.com/pinups/jane/pu_jane2.jpg

― Sara Sherr, Monday, 14 March 2005 23:24 (twenty years ago)

Also joining the 45+ club:

ihttp://www.joanjett.com/gallery/images/groamy/GTRSLUNG.JPG

― Sara Sherr, Monday, 14 March 2005 23:27 (twenty years ago)

And:
http://www.clevelandart.org/educef/viva/illusmag/Jane%20Birkin.jpg

http://www.autographseek.com/images/Pam%20Grier.jpg

― Sara Sherr, Monday, 14 March 2005 23:29 (twenty years ago)

o yeah i'm surprised no one else has said grier!

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 14 March 2005 23:34 (twenty years ago)

http://www.virgin.de/de_images/artists/3250780.jpg

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Monday, 14 March 2005 23:38 (twenty years ago)

that'd be Francoise.

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Monday, 14 March 2005 23:39 (twenty years ago)

CHER

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Monday, 14 March 2005 23:50 (twenty years ago)

but her face and body are nowhere near 50 years old

― ()ops (()()ps), Monday, 14 March 2005 23:55 (twenty years ago)

Catherine Ringer (she and Fred are such the cool couple)

http://www.ritamitsouko.org/photos/Catherine&Fred2000Color/0%201%20__.JPG
http://www.ritamitsouko.org/photos/Catherine%20&%20Fred%202002%20color/lenquette5.jpg
http://www.ritamitsouko.org/photos/Catherine%20&%20Fred%202002%20color/Elle7oct2002.jpg

― milton parker (Jon L), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 00:02 (twenty years ago)

http://img.mysan.de/mybabes/kim_cattrall_big.jpg

― Ally C (Ally C), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 01:00 (twenty years ago)

HAHAHAHA sorry.

― Ally C (Ally C), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 01:00 (twenty years ago)

For The Pinefox.

http://www.senate.gov/~budget/republican/about/clinton.jpg

― Ally C (Ally C), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 01:04 (twenty years ago)

I'm crushing her head.

― Ally C (Ally C), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 01:04 (twenty years ago)

Or, Kim is standing on her. I feel I have ruined this thread.

― Ally C (Ally C), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 01:05 (twenty years ago)

http://www.senate.gov/~budget/republican/about/clinton.jpg

― Ally C (Ally C), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 01:07 (twenty years ago)

http://www.isound.com/pics/emmylou_harris.jpg

― Aaron A., Tuesday, 15 March 2005 01:35 (twenty years ago)

Hannah Schygula...how about a picture, please? there's no way she hasn't aged well.

― lovebug starski (lovebug starski), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 02:23 (twenty years ago)

i have such a hard on for peggy atwood.

― anthony easton (anthony), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 02:35 (twenty years ago)

Amanda Redman

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1105000/images/_1107678_redman_150.jpg http://www.eratosthenese.com/braithwaites/episodes/alinsteve.gif

http://www.copperlily.com/AboutRayWinstone/Images/SexyBeast1.jpg

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 02:40 (twenty years ago)

Oh, you have to ignore the fat bloke.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 02:40 (twenty years ago)

Dear Ally C.

Thank you for reminding me of Kim Cattrall

Sincerely,

Mod J

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 02:46 (twenty years ago)

At the ripe age of 50, a great many women of the tender age of 45 (and thereabouts) appear deliciously sexy. However, of all these women, my wife is the only one with whom I have sex, making her the most attainably sexy - a most compelling distinction, to my mind.

― Aimless (Aimless), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 02:52 (twenty years ago)

You said that because she's reading this thread, right?

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 03:01 (twenty years ago)

i fell
pell-mell
for kim
cattrall

/servo

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 05:03 (twenty years ago)

When she has a normal haircut Candice Bergen is still really pretty at almost 60. She looks really bad in her dated hair in Murphy Brown, but not many blondes look as great as she does today and she was good looking all along.

http://indie-mp3.net/thesaturdaypeople/images/new_discs/new_slipping.jpg

― svend (svend), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 05:09 (twenty years ago)

Oliva is the bomb, yo.

http://www.onlyolivia.com/visual/tv/00/05/tennis/ztennis1.jpg

― Mil (Mil), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 08:53 (twenty years ago)

Can you believe she's 56?! Incredible!

― Mil (Mil), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 08:55 (twenty years ago)

Hannah Schygula...how about a picture, please? there's no way she hasn't aged well.

have you seen werckmeister harmonies?

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 09:24 (twenty years ago)

Your forgetting Abba's Agneta Smurf.

http://www.interfool.at/schluuumpf/music_abba_agneta_k.jpg

― David Merryweather (DavidM), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 13:42 (twenty years ago)

You're forgetting Abba's Agneta Smurf.

http://www.interfool.at/schluuumpf/music_abba_agneta_k.jpg

― David Merryweather (DavidM), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 13:42 (twenty years ago)

Oh.

― David Merryweather (DavidM), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 13:43 (twenty years ago)

seven months pass...

http://www.buxomdream.com/picofweek/2005/1114butt058.jpg

― Jimmy L., Monday, 14 November 2005 15:13 (nineteen years ago)

Jimmy, white high-heeled shoes and sexy do not mix well.

― Nathalie is in Da Base II Dark (stevie nixed), Monday, 14 November 2005 15:22 (nineteen years ago)

You're coming at it all wrong.

The problem's with you not the high-heeled shoes!

― Jimmy L., Monday, 14 November 2005 15:33 (nineteen years ago)

Door buffer fetishists will know what I mean.

― Jimmy L., Monday, 14 November 2005 15:37 (nineteen years ago)

a sexy woman who is wearing white heels will still look sexy in spite of them.

not that i think the woman in that photo fits this bill.

― Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Monday, 14 November 2005 15:37 (nineteen years ago)

that might be true, but i'd be too fascinated with the fugliness of the shoes. (or if it's a guy, with this sandals and white sox.)

― Nathalie is in Da Base II Dark (stevie nixed), Monday, 14 November 2005 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

good name by the way

― Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Monday, 14 November 2005 15:47 (nineteen years ago)

Thanks.

― Jimmy L., Monday, 14 November 2005 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

Sen. Maria Cantwell

http://www.hillnews.com/photos/071504/072004/_cantwell-maria-6-28-01.jpg

― M. V. (M.V.), Monday, 14 November 2005 15:58 (nineteen years ago)

I bet she chews your dick like a rabbit!

― Nathalie is in Da Base II Dark (stevie nixed), Monday, 14 November 2005 16:02 (nineteen years ago)

Jimmy, white high-heeled shoes and sexy do not mix well.

I disagree.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 14 November 2005 22:16 (nineteen years ago)

Julianne Moore - http://belles.rebelles.free.fr/Julianne_Moore.jpg

― mmm (fandango), Monday, 14 November 2005 23:04 (nineteen years ago)

botox is hottt

― stockholm cindy is in your extended network (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 14 November 2005 23:06 (nineteen years ago)

haha... yeah, you might have a point there. Although I'd still find the ginge-factor hard to resist.

― Acid house girls and flowers (fandango), Monday, 14 November 2005 23:08 (nineteen years ago)

JULIANNE MOORE IS A GOOD CHOICE>

― giboyeux (skowly), Monday, 14 November 2005 23:08 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.cine-zoom.com/IMG/jpg/CLAIRE_DENIS_005.jpg

(57)

― joseph (joseph), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 01:12 (nineteen years ago)

Ahem! The sexiest woman over the age of 45 is not a celebrity. You don't know her name and you've never seen a picture of her. She basks in the adulation and lust of the many men whose lives she touches, but is otherwise obscure.

― Aimless (Aimless), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 01:48 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.alwaysontherun.net/katetop3.jpg

― Slooshy sloshy slooshy sloshy (fandango), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 04:01 (nineteen years ago)

okay that might be a LITTLE bit airbrushed ;)

― Slooshy sloshy slooshy sloshy (fandango), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 04:02 (nineteen years ago)

five months pass...

I saw Kim Cattrall yesterday in Union Square in front of an art gallery. I saw her from about two feet away, her cheeks looked a little reddish and her hair looked dry, but she looked pretty good nonetheless.

― andy --, Thursday, 20 April 2006 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

She looks better in person than she does on the show! I was surprised, too.

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 20 April 2006 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.barcelonareview.com/19/morrison.jpg

Toni Morrison. Duh.

― Deric W. Haircare (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 20 April 2006 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

Is Diane Lane over 45? That would be my choice.

― Lovelace (Lovelace), Thursday, 20 April 2006 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

Julianne Moore is my Girlfriend. Holy Sh*t, she was born in 1960! Damn, woman! Mmmmmm, Julianne Moore...

― Fluffy Bear Hearts JM (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 20 April 2006 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

Beverly D'Angelo should be in the running

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 20 April 2006 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

LeCoq may be otm

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 20 April 2006 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.sentireascoltare.com/CriticaMusicale/Recensioni/2005/livello%203/Copertine/sonic_youth-ferrara.jpg

― emsk ( emsk), Thursday, 20 April 2006 22:49 (nineteen years ago)

Not a single mention of Kate Bush eh?

― dr lulu (dr lulu), Thursday, 20 April 2006 22:55 (nineteen years ago)

upthread... it's not showing up.

― fandango (fandango), Thursday, 20 April 2006 23:27 (nineteen years ago)

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/rids/20060418/i/r1568996653.jpg

Nadia Elena Comaneci

― yes I have read the tabloids today... (fandango), Thursday, 20 April 2006 23:37 (nineteen years ago)

http://www9.sbs.com.au/theworldnews/images/mary.jpg
http://www9.sbs.com.au/theworldnews/anchors.php

― S- (sgh), Thursday, 20 April 2006 23:49 (nineteen years ago)

YOUZ PEOPLE ARE NUTS! The Beauty Queen of Cabot Cove, Maine:

http://www.womensctr.org/images/auction/ANGELA%20LANSBURY.jpg

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Friday, 21 April 2006 01:55 (nineteen years ago)

SOPHIA LOREN

NO QUESTION! She's fucking 70+!

How many 70+ people have you EVER seen who are still totally fuckable tit machines??!?!?!

I repeat:

SOPHIA LOREN

SOPHIA LOREN
SOPHIA LOREN
SOPHIA LOREN
SOPHIA LOREN
SOPHIA LOREN

One hot woman.

― Amandtra Zuss, Friday, 21 April 2006 02:01 (nineteen years ago)

If raping a photograph was possible, not only would I be a rapist, but I guess I would be a granny-fucker...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/bs/5/50/Sophia_Loren.jpg

― Amandtra Zuss, Friday, 21 April 2006 02:09 (nineteen years ago)

"tit machines"?

― emsk ( emsk), Friday, 21 April 2006 06:54 (nineteen years ago)

I was thinking of Kim Gordon, emsk :) (how old is she now, is she really over 45? wow I feel old too).

You have to include:

http://www.thespiannet.com/actresses/D/dench_judi/jd.jpg

Shes lovely.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 21 April 2006 07:52 (nineteen years ago)

I thought Helen Mirren was a standard answer to this question.

I'll revive this thread in November with Meg Ryan.

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 21 April 2006 08:01 (nineteen years ago)

Judy Dench is indeed lovely, but would men still want to jump into bed with her? Lovely perhaps, but not really sexy, not any more at least. I think this where the age/gender apartheid really kicks in. Women over 45 can look sexy, but generally because they actually look 10 years younger than they are. A woman who genuinely looks middle-aged isn't really sexy, not in our culture anyway. But the same doesn't seem to be true for men. As long as he's kept reasonably trim and still has most of his hair, a middle-aged man can actually look his age - ie a bit craggy and weatherbeaten - and still be very sexy. I don't think that's true - or in any case it's far less true - for women.

― joanna b., Friday, 21 April 2006 08:17 (nineteen years ago)

Until Meg turns 45 I'm choosing Michelle Pfeiffer.

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 21 April 2006 08:40 (nineteen years ago)

As long as he's kept reasonably trim and still has most of his hair, a middle-aged man can actually look his age - ie a bit craggy and weatherbeaten - and still be very sexy. I don't think that's true - or in any case it's far less true - for women.

Them's the breaks, doll

― TS: Mick Ralphs vs. Ariel Bender (Dada), Friday, 21 April 2006 08:41 (nineteen years ago)

It's true that in general women's sex appeal drops off a little earlier than for men. But swings and roundabouts: it also kicks in a few years earlier. Consider the sexual misery of most 16 year old boys, pimply and gangly and unattractive just as their hormones are raging the hardest...

― TRD, Friday, 21 April 2006 08:50 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.desperatehw.it/Immagini/Marcia/elegantmarcia2.jpg

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Friday, 21 April 2006 09:20 (nineteen years ago)

Pigs. All of them pigs. Old pigs at that!

― Joy of Farting, Friday, 21 April 2006 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/universal_pictures/the_40_year_old_virgin/catherine_keener/virginpreg2.jpg

That Desperate Housewife scares me. Facelifts are not teh sexy.

― Big Willy and the Twins (miloaukerman), Friday, 21 April 2006 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

I was thinking of Kim Gordon, emsk :) (how old is she now, is she really over 45? wow I feel old too).

yeh, she's over 45. she is even over 50! and just... WOW. she scares me, in a good way. (she is older than thurston but he has always looked and always will look 17.)

― emsk ( emsk), Friday, 21 April 2006 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

scg's mum.

― Dan (PHWOAR) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 21 April 2006 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

(Also HAHAHAHAHAHA NO I KNOW WHY FLUFFY BEAR LIKED "MAGNOLIA")

― Dan (My Testicles Love That Movie!) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 21 April 2006 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

Marg Heglenberger

― Electronic Bugaloo, Friday, 21 March 2008 00:43 (seventeen years ago)

anna vissi

― Autumn Almanac, Friday, 21 March 2008 03:53 (seventeen years ago)

SOPHIA LOREN
NO QUESTION! She's fucking 70+!

How many 70+ people have you EVER seen who are still totally fuckable tit machines??!?!?!

I repeat:

SOPHIA LOREN

SOPHIA LOREN
SOPHIA LOREN
SOPHIA LOREN
SOPHIA LOREN
SOPHIA LOREN

One hot woman.

-- Amandtra Zuss, Friday, 21 April 2006 02:01 (1 year ago) Link

If raping a photograph was possible, not only would I be a rapist, but I guess I would be a granny-fucker...

-- Amandtra Zuss, Friday, 21 April 2006 02:09 (1 year ago) Link

― gershy, Friday, 21 March 2008 04:35 (seventeen years ago)

― The Reverend, Friday, 21 March 2008 05:22 (seventeen years ago)

45 is the new 35

― gershy, Friday, 21 March 2008 05:27 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.camieawards.org/images/awards_ceremony05/barbara_glen.jpg
http://www.meridianmagazine.com/arts/images/barb.jpg
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/muppet/images/thumb/1/15/Billingsley.jpg/200px-Billingsley.jpg

June Cleaver: unexpected nonagenarian g-g-milf?

― Ol Bertie Dastard, Friday, 21 March 2008 06:16 (seventeen years ago)

I thought Helen Mirren was a standard answer to this question.

truth

http://www.geocities.com/darraghmac/HelenMirren.jpg

― darraghmac, Friday, 21 March 2008 09:45 (seventeen years ago)

seven years pass...

totally
fuckable
tit-
machines
?

― thoughts you made second posts about (darraghmac), Friday, 8 May 2015 22:29 (ten years ago)

really

― mookieproof, Saturday, 9 May 2015 01:00 (ten years ago)

Uhh christy titling ton are you fucking kidding me???http://i.huffpost.com/gen/2572956/thumbs/o-CHRISTY-TURLINGTON-570.jpg?7

― smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Saturday, 9 May 2015 02:10 (ten years ago)

Titling ton??? I love u autocorrect

― smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Saturday, 9 May 2015 02:11 (ten years ago)

the mookieproof's iconic next post

Courtesy

― mookieproof, Saturday, 9 May 2015 02:19 (ten years ago)

Kat bjelland
http://nme.assets.ipccdn.co.uk/images/gallery/2015BabesInToyland_Press_260115.jpg

https://fbcdn-photos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-0/228950_260080710671903_4065223_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=e9549c409bd55c06ed18d12b76ebc702&oe=55CF8DDA&__gda__=1438974717_a445c3a8732885cb7e9c27521588cbe7

― smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Saturday, 9 May 2015 02:25 (ten years ago)

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