RONAN ; MAN OF OATS

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LET US ASSESS THIS WARRIOR FROM THE EMERALD ISLE

― MIKE HANLE Y, Wednesday, 5 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

why do you keep yelling at us hanle y?

I still think of Ronan as a dark young man though I think he said he was blond. he always dresses in black too and wears a denim jacket.

I would like to make him a country/roots mix tape.

― Samantha, Wednesday, 5 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Yes, Ronan is dark. But he may have light eyes. Not blue.

― Maria, Wednesday, 5 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I CHALLENGE THE IRISH KING TO TELL ME, THE APE OF BARNET, HOW MANY ELEMENTS IN THE PERIODIC TABLE HAVE ONE LETTER ELEMENTS - EH - KING OF THA' DIDDLY DIDDLY?

― Pete, Wednesday, 5 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

i hereby bequeath the title ot ILX Gigolo to ronan fitzgerald. i am now a one woman man. i am your king no longer. go home. there shall be no more talk of God in this house.

― jess, Wednesday, 5 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Hi Ronan, :) So, YOU are being assesed! WOW I thought they only did this at tax time. Are you a Emerald cowboy then? Go ahead Ronan and tell how you would look in a rhinestone suit! :) Hugs Gale.

― Gale Deslongchamps, Wednesday, 5 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I love you, Mike Hanley. You are my ILE Dream Date, no matter what.

― Ally, Wednesday, 5 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

this ass is taken!

― Mike Hanle y, Wednesday, 5 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Unless you are chained to the kitchen sink Hanle y you are fair game. What with being god and all I expect you have a lot of love to give

― Menelaus Darcy, Wednesday, 5 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I am onmierect

― Mike Hanle y, Wednesday, 5 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Aw you guys. you got the oats and all.

― Ronan, Thursday, 6 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

And I do wear a denim jacket.

― Ronan, Thursday, 6 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

just like Ryan Adams! :):):):):):):)

― katie, Thursday, 6 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Yes and every 18 year old boy on the planet. Although some have leather.......ugh.

― Ronan, Thursday, 6 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Ronan, do you use toothpaste?

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 6 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I heart Ronan, although I keep imagining that he looks like Ronan Keating because they're both irish and named Ronan. But that's not ilx Ronan's fault.

― Nicole, Thursday, 6 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Omnierect?

― Ally, Thursday, 6 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Mike, they don't have toothpaste in Ireland, they use twigs and salt. That's what I heard anyway.

― chris, Thursday, 6 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

i thought they used potato peel

― gareth, Thursday, 6 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Potato peel? yeah sure your majesty, PEEL your potatoes and lose that precious extra food. Twigs and salt. If we're lucky.

― Ronan, Thursday, 6 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Now jess used my full name. those who google me are going to think what the fuck.

― Ronan, Friday, 7 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

But Ronan, aren't there 12 other Ronan Fitzgeralds at your university or something? Jess needn't be referring to YOU.

― Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Friday, 7 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

4 others as the email thing would suggest. no it's not 5, don't ask.

i guess so, but I feel an unspoken bond with my fellow Ronans.

― Ronan, Saturday, 8 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

one year passes...

and where is the bevoibed warrior?

― gareth (gareth), Sunday, 27 July 2003 13:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

Irish oatmeal is so good.

― teeny (teeny), Sunday, 27 July 2003 15:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

I find that if you have Irish oatmeal for dinner you sleep more soundly.

― teeny (teeny), Sunday, 27 July 2003 15:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

I suppose the same would likely be true of Ronan but this is speculation.

― teeny (teeny), Sunday, 27 July 2003 15:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

Andrew Farrell is from Ireland and he bought me a brass zippo that says "FUCK COMMUNISM" on it

― Millar (Millar), Sunday, 27 July 2003 16:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

i'm that kid out the ghetto oatsing to the good life

― Fitzy Cent (Ronan), Sunday, 27 July 2003 18:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

!!!

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 27 July 2003 18:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

ronan you deserve the pulitzer for that

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 27 July 2003 18:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ronan is 5'6", weighs 210lbs and goes by the name of Bruiser.

― Lara (Lara), Sunday, 27 July 2003 18:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

first i find out that canada has ghettos, now i learn that ireland also has ghettos ... irish gangstas

― Tad (llamasfur), Sunday, 27 July 2003 18:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

We call em Supdz from the Hood.

― Lara (Lara), Sunday, 27 July 2003 18:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

Spudz, even.

― Lara (Lara), Sunday, 27 July 2003 18:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

I wish Ronan would come visit us.

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 27 July 2003 23:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

what is a "man of oats" supposed to be, anyway? oats are grains, too, just like corn.

― Tad (llamasfur), Sunday, 27 July 2003 23:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

God, if you have to ask, you'll never get it.

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 27 July 2003 23:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

is Otis a "man of oats," too?

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 28 July 2003 13:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

Now that's just silly. He's more a man of Cream of Wheat.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 28 July 2003 13:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

I will see the Ronan soon enough, hopefully.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 28 July 2003 14:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

That sounds sinister, Ned. What could you mean?

― Larcole (Nicole), Monday, 28 July 2003 14:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

I have to start my killing spree SOMEWHERE.

(All I mean is that if I can get to the UK in October I plan on going to Dublin for a few days.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 28 July 2003 14:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

i think that ronan is really made of irish creme

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 28 July 2003 14:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

TAD : MAN OF AMARANTH

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Monday, 28 July 2003 14:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

Beware of the secret leprechaun, Ned. She will steal your gold.

― Larcole (Nicole), Monday, 28 July 2003 14:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

Don't call me that.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 28 July 2003 14:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

Not so secret anymore, I deem.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 28 July 2003 14:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

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― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 28 July 2003 14:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

Why do you get to be nice things while Ronan is merely Oats?

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 28 July 2003 15:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

Maresidronan and dosidronan and liddlelamsidivy
A kiddledivy too, wouldn't you?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 28 July 2003 15:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

because i publicly praise hanle y's songs and revive his threads, that's why! you should stand by yer man, you know mrs. hanle y!

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 28 July 2003 15:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

Nah, Mike and I got divorced so I could go marry into the air force. He is now dead to me, it's all because of that TARTMONSTER thing.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 28 July 2003 15:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

that's why i was such a wuss before cause yer so hard to please

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 28 July 2003 15:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

not even my kind offer of a free red lobster FAP could melt the heart of stone!

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 28 July 2003 15:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

I am more than taking you up on that offer, though.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 28 July 2003 15:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

It will be just like An Officer and a Gentleman with lobsters.

― Larcole (Nicole), Monday, 28 July 2003 15:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

Tad is Louis Gosset obv.

― Larcole (Nicole), Monday, 28 July 2003 15:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

Who is Richard Gere? Do I get to be Grace Zabriskie?

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 28 July 2003 15:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

This is a vision.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 28 July 2003 15:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

three months pass...

I R MAN OF AMARANTH! THREAD REVIVE THEREFOR!!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 23:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

I did not meet the Ronan and my gold was not stolen by the secret leprechaun.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 23:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

and there never was a red lobster FAP either.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 23:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

I did not meet the Ronan and my gold was not stolen by the secret leprechaun.

That's because Ronan was the criminal mastermind behind the great secret leprechaun heists; you were lucky to evade his clutches with your riches intact.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 23:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

ah me lucky charms

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 23:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

I count my blessings I did not encounter the modern equivalent of he whom Flann O'Brien named the Black Shadow directly. But I spoke to him on the phone as he was out coordinating his efforts in a gang war and he was polite. ;-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 23:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

The golf raver gang were known as the gentlemen of the leprechaun heist scene.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 23:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

this is my favourite thread ever!

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 01:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

except for gareth calling me "a beach-head raver"

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 01:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

yeah not everyone gets their own hanle y thread.

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 03:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

As I was telling Carey, I have a coupon for $4 off two dinners at Red Lobster, so we should have that FAP.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 05:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

omg

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 05:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

jess you realise I can't now post as Fitzy Cent while drunk anymore cos you've stolen my thunder

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 15:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

one month passes...

Boys' names more popular than Ronan (#826 in 2002) in the USA:

658. Jagger
756. Xzavier
771. Alexzander
779. Armani
783. Sincere
811. Baby
813. Maverick
814. Blaze

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 06:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

Nobody puts Baby in a corner??

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 17 December 2003 06:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

Sincere is a boys name?

― ModJ (ModJ), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 06:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

(I have been obsessed with the Social Security baby name website since Teeny linked to it on that baby name thread.)

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 06:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

I love Baby: "Do you have any ideas?" "Nah, do you?" "Ah, fuck it, let's just call it Baby."

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 06:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

One would think that in this post-Dirty-Dancing ae the name would be VERBOTEN

― ModJ (ModJ), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 06:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

I fear I am going to ruin Ronan's thread :(

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 06:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Baby ; MAN OF OATS" doesn't have the same ring.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 17 December 2003 06:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

This is also the second thread I've revived in the last couple of days with a discovery about Ronan, who I don't even know, wtf.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 06:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

We have the same birthday dude, it's only natural.

Do you like oats?

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 10:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

one year passes...

happy b'day!!!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 25 March 2005 17:19 (nineteen years ago) link

two years pass...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ptPTN7vRYc

Good ole' times with the men of oats.

― Matt DC, Friday, 29 June 2007 19:46 (seventeen years ago) link

very adorable, ronan!
i've not seen kazoo playin' like that since grade school!
i like the saxophone solo in the street.

― Ai Lien, Saturday, 30 June 2007 02:17 (seventeen years ago) link

But to be stuck with David Duke video clips in the 'related' window -- thanks, YouTube!

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 30 June 2007 02:49 (seventeen years ago) link

three years pass...

MAN OF OATS

― 4 my muthafuckin mods (crüt), Sunday, 19 September 2010 05:45 (fourteen years ago) link

two months pass...

just spilled a bag of oats all over my kitchen and thought of this thread.

― I see what this is (Local Garda), Monday, 6 December 2010 19:35 (fourteen years ago) link

Testament to your eternal warrior qualities.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 6 December 2010 19:49 (fourteen years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/03/Ab83.jpg

OAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTS

― Princess TuomTuom (nakhchivan), Monday, 6 December 2010 19:51 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.kswa.net/bio/2010malachiprofilepic.jpg
OAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTS

― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 6 December 2010 21:38 (fourteen years ago) link

Ronan was on my short list of baby boy names. not Oats though.

― Kim, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 18:05 (fourteen years ago) link

haha maybe the next one

― I see what this is (Local Garda), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 20:18 (fourteen years ago) link

Oatis?

― modrić in paradise (blueski), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 20:37 (fourteen years ago) link

Oatan

― THX THO... (Nicole), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 20:41 (fourteen years ago) link

Oatwell

― Kim, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 21:09 (fourteen years ago) link

pinhead

― Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 21:10 (fourteen years ago) link

except for gareth calling me "a beach-head raver"
― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, November 11, 2003 8:35 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark

― deutsche Scheisse prawns (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 21:38 (fourteen years ago) link

eight months pass...

Do you like oats?

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, December 17, 2003 5:39 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark

― Shrimpkin mæchen barfen (Eisbaer), Saturday, 20 August 2011 18:25 (thirteen years ago) link

1st Google result for "man of oats"

― I'll be interesting in 20 years (rip van wanko), Saturday, 20 August 2011 19:16 (thirteen years ago) link

lol

― zvookster, Saturday, 20 August 2011 19:34 (thirteen years ago) link

I ate oats, honey, blueberries, for breakfast

― Lophar Andreusz DeLeone (admrl), Saturday, 20 August 2011 20:02 (thirteen years ago) link

one year passes...

Off went the man of oats, and in a few minutes returned with a man whom I afterwards ascertained to be a " bonnet," and who upon all occasions took the parts of ...

― get it on smang a gong (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 November 2012 03:19 (twelve years ago) link

man of oats, heart of farina

― ゑ (clouds), Friday, 30 November 2012 03:23 (twelve years ago) link

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