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"our server is on the blink, just letting you know incase you think i am being ignorant! x"

― gareth, Thursday, 6 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"we're in the library, oonzy is here for you, hurry up"

― Ronan, Thursday, 6 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

'yeah yeah easy draw though'

― Will, Thursday, 6 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Sent or received?

They were both related to pubs actually. Hurrah for txt msgng.

― Emma, Thursday, 6 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

recieved of course!

― gareth, Thursday, 6 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"I know your secret."

― Nick, Thursday, 6 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"well done young jedi" to my boyfriend's mobile (i don't have one!)

― katie, Thursday, 6 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"On way to c honey. i like trains. is yr birthday soon? hows stuff? sorry for lecturing at darts. nice winter. thinking of u"

― Edna Welthorpe, Mrs, Thursday, 6 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You bitch, you would do this on the day I leave my phone at home to try and stop my stupid dependence on it. I think I can remember it though.

'No man is an island. Well I think I am a penninsula!'. Possibly. Either that or 'Basement Jaxx tickets have sold out. Fuck and arse'. I am going to send a text message now.

― Sarah, Thursday, 6 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Received: 'help! I've been hijacked by a gurl'

― Will, Thursday, 6 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

THEY'RE WAITING 4 U IN THE LOUNGE

― Andrew Williams, Thursday, 6 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Remember to call your dad!XXXXX

― RickyT, Thursday, 6 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Received #1: ""...bet ya she don't fuck you like you know I fuck you!" Oh my god I'm in love you were so right about LIL' KIM!!!"

Received #2: "Do you bang for Jesus?"

― Tim, Thursday, 6 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Tim F's life seems, as ever, impossibly glamourous and adventure-packed.

― Nick, Thursday, 6 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"I'll be there hobag!!"

― Trevor, Thursday, 6 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"bring on Tracey-Anne"

― chris, Thursday, 6 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I am watching you through the window.

(I dont have a cell ph so I wrote that from a friends..)

― Menelaus Darcy, Thursday, 6 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Received: 'F makes me want to hurt myself' SEnt: 'it's her job. L's is the 15 btw'

Just petty bitching.

― Ellie, Thursday, 6 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"The NME's top 50 albums of 2001 does not contain Avalanches. However, Spiritualized are No.2. What a bunch of flids."

― jamesmichaelward, Thursday, 6 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Flids? Anyway, my last SMS is an overly-long and slightly embarrassing 'goodbye' message to a girl I like who I thought had left for a holiday in the UK, but actually hadn't.

― Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Thursday, 6 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Received #3: "Cajunga party tonight... Startin drink in about an hour... Plan is to pass out by eight... Got pulled over by cops last night... All is goin to plan..."

Received #4: "THAT WAS VERY CURRY OF U- THEN I'LL GO 2 :-)

Received #5: "HEY! INCASE U DIDNT KNOW BEING CURY IS FLAVA OF 2002!"

― Tim, Thursday, 6 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

'Not at home. Arsehole, not so much. will you hoover my bedroom floor? no, thought not, see you later.xx' response was 'ok, see you later angry girl'

― alix, Thursday, 6 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Was he cute?

― toraneko, Thursday, 6 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"Man U were fucking ace tonight. Do you want to know the score?xxx" - rather bizarrely from my young lady.

Last message sent - "I can see your lovely balls"

― Mark C, Thursday, 6 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Sent: "Think I'll be staying in tonight, no cash until I get a new pin number and I need to do job application stuff. Alasdair."

Received: (Something like) "What did you mean with that kiss? Do you want to come over one night next week to get your pressie?".

― Ally C, Thursday, 6 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Still haven't rung up the company to activate my message thingie (whatever ya call it). My first one will probably be: HEY I CAN TEXT MESSAGE AGAIN! (hahaha)

― helen fordsdale, Thursday, 6 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Sent: "If it's any comfort, if I had a genuine obsession with your norkage, I wouldn't tell you about it"

(See the Weirdness thread - NB this wasn't what the argument was about)

― Graham, Thursday, 6 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Received #6: "Don't be nasty, Tim... i died on the CROSS for your sins and this is the kind of thanks i get eh eh."

Received #7: "TIM TAM WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING BAD ASS!"

― Tim, Thursday, 6 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"Fucking shit-ass server ..."

― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Thursday, 6 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"I'm in love with Johnny Knoxville! I've developed a nasty Jackass habit & everyone hates me cos it means they miss Cold Feet and it's all your fault!"

If I have prevented anyone watching ITV drama by way of my pet fag-hag, I consider it work well done.

― ogden, Thursday, 6 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Something about Polvo, strangely enough... ;-)

― kate, Friday, 7 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I WANT THE VIDEO TO WERK! THIS IS SO BIRYANI! WHY DONT WE KNOW ANY TECHNICIANS?

Oh there is a message before that but I shall not say it on this board ha.

WHEN ANAL PROBES GO WRONG.

JEALOUS YOU ARE GETTING TO SEE PINBACK. SAY HI FOR ME.

Good lord, is there no end to this madness?! Tried to ring back but couldnt get through. Anyway, was just checkin up on ya. Glad I did, cos will remember to... (new msg)... put sprog in a saucepan for a photo opportunity. Just so long as I now know you've not been kidnapped or forced to eat mash or anything as brutal! be well, meee

― Sarah, Friday, 7 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Digimon, digital monstas, digimon R da champions. I choose 'Make-a- bewimon' (able 2 make cofee in da blink of an eye0 & 'Bacon-butimon'. ROOAAR im invinsable x

― Sarah, Friday, 7 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"188 GOES PAST"

Starry are you receiving ROOD msgs from a certain young gentleman of this parish???

― CarsmileSteve, Friday, 7 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Steve! that was nearly a week ago!

― chris, Friday, 7 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ok in order: Alix, xxx ANON, Alix, Dudley, Caz, Stephen. XXXX anon ! =rude, btw. I don't get sent rude text messages :)

― Sarah, Friday, 7 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You can though, if you want.

― Sarah, Friday, 7 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Shit, can you reply all on it and say so? Bugger...

― Madchen, Friday, 7 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Chris i have a sad txt life, although i notice lucy's is a few days old also, unless i'm very much mistook

― carsmilesteve, Saturday, 8 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

nine months pass...

I used up all my credit inadvertently dialling some guy from school that I haven't spoken to for x years, when my phone was in my bag, so I haven't sent one for ages, though I was trying to send one to Anna when I found out.

(revive)

― Graham (graham), Wednesday, 2 October 2002 10:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Work mobile:

"Conf call with xxxxxx xxxxx gazette confirmed tues ten. call me when you are out of meeting - L___" (names removed for job security)

Home mobile:

"whats the score? i have been reading about the wampyr lestat and not left the house for i ph34r the sunlight and the burning! THE BURNING!!"

(1 guess as to who the latter one is)

― Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 2 October 2002 10:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Work mobile
Home mobile

Are you some kind of drug dealer?

― Graham (graham), Wednesday, 2 October 2002 10:46 (twenty-three years ago)

SHOULD I B HEADING 2WARDS LONDON BRIDGE?

― gareth (gareth), Wednesday, 2 October 2002 10:48 (twenty-three years ago)

I have a mobile for every different drug too!

― Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 2 October 2002 10:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Favourite recent one received:

'INSIDE-OUT DOG.'

― Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Wednesday, 2 October 2002 10:50 (twenty-three years ago)

"Nice one, I'd love to read a good book too! See you in 5 minutes I'm driving, what's it like"

From friend on Saturday at 4ish in the morning asking me about the party I was at.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 2 October 2002 10:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Last sent: 'I will try to take a break this pm + meet you and clare. c u later! r.'

Last received: 'Goodoh!'

(I hasten to add that I do not normally correspond with people whose vocabulary includes the word 'goodoh' - it was my mum.)

― Archel (Archel), Wednesday, 2 October 2002 11:11 (twenty-three years ago)

NIGERIAN NATIONAL PETROLEUM CORPORATION
(DEPARTMENT OF PETROLEUM RESOURCES)
KENNETH UDENSI ATTN: THE PRESIDENT,

REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP

ALTHOUGH THIS PROPOSAL MIGHT COME TO YOU AS A SURPRISE SINCE IT IS COMING FROM SOMEONE YOU DO NOT KNOW OR EVER SEEN BEFORE, BUT AFTER DUE DELIBERATION WITH MY COLLEAGUES, I DECIDED TO FORWARD THIS BUSINESS PROPOSAL TO YOU. WE WANT A RELIABLE PERSON...

― mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 2 October 2002 11:14 (twenty-three years ago)

"That sounds cool. The game, that it."

― angela (angela), Wednesday, 2 October 2002 11:15 (twenty-three years ago)

"Am now. Was in shower."

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 2 October 2002 11:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Received "Sorry...we're stuck near Port Meadow"

Sent: "GET OUT AND WALK THEN!"

not shouting...my phone can't do lower case txting. It was w/ reference to a delayed train.

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 2 October 2002 11:54 (twenty-three years ago)

"Am on mountaintop. Want no bad news. Deal with it."

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Wednesday, 2 October 2002 11:56 (twenty-three years ago)

received: "you need a new typist"

which is definitely true.

― lyra (lyra), Wednesday, 2 October 2002 13:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Y R U TXTNG ME FULE? I DONT HV GSM. AND NVAH WILL!

― Jeff W (Jeff W), Wednesday, 2 October 2002 13:44 (twenty-three years ago)

four months pass...

"XLENT MY DEAR UNABOMBER! &U"

(never sent)

Last sent:

"TEST"

― felicity (felicity), Friday, 14 February 2003 18:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Sent: "McGools?"

Received: "Good luck. Terrible pests."

― Lara (Lara), Friday, 14 February 2003 18:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Probably one about going to see a film.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 14 February 2003 18:55 (twenty-two years ago)

IM COOKIN US A MEAL TONIGHT WEAR SOMETHING NICE

― schnell schnell, Friday, 14 February 2003 20:11 (twenty-two years ago)

received: "donkle donkle: welcome home, bitch. i am getting a bank account and eating candy. sex is my last nam" [sic]

― Jonathan Williams (ex machina), Friday, 14 February 2003 20:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey I like this thread :)

Last sent: "you missed nothing with the speech. It was so boring I almost fell asleep"
Last recieved: "Hey Trayce, you free for lunch today?"

Best recieved msg in my saved messages: "there is a bunch of street kids doing nitrous outside the church on Swanston St :)"

*giggle* my friend rocks.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 14 February 2003 22:58 (twenty-two years ago)

"Catchy song, minxy Russian lesbians. Why?"

― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Friday, 14 February 2003 22:59 (twenty-two years ago)

"Voicemail: 2 new message(s) includes 0 new fax message(s)"

― naked as sin (naked as sin), Saturday, 15 February 2003 01:22 (twenty-two years ago)

"I cell kiss you. Mwah."

― bnw (bnw), Saturday, 15 February 2003 01:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Although gambling is my true love, i really think i should spend valentines day with leanne!

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 15 February 2003 01:52 (twenty-two years ago)

nine months pass...

"Thanks! Definitely."

― felicity (felicity), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 20:42 (twenty-two years ago)

"'sup glow flower? Wanna come brighten up my dark side for a while?"

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 21:00 (twenty-two years ago)

"Normal...IF YOU'RE INSANE"

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 21:01 (twenty-two years ago)

"lets get lai cha!"

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 21:02 (twenty-two years ago)

"say it ain't so freakshow"

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 21:07 (twenty-two years ago)

"It had bits of peanut in it!"

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 21:14 (twenty-two years ago)

"Ash United 0 - 1 AFC Wimbledon (Gray 90). Bit too close for comfort!"

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 23:59 (twenty-two years ago)

"we are here"

― bnw (bnw), Thursday, 4 December 2003 00:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Most recent sent: "The sky is WEEING on me! :("

(it was pissing with rain, ha ha I kill me)

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 4 December 2003 00:19 (twenty-two years ago)

"what size pants are u, posted ur letter"

― Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 4 December 2003 10:57 (twenty-two years ago)

"I'm sure its fine. If u went to mexico and back, if you know what I mean, then you know its M."

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Thursday, 4 December 2003 11:01 (twenty-two years ago)

"So come to the Republiek! See you then!"

― nathalie (nathalie), Thursday, 4 December 2003 12:41 (twenty-two years ago)

"Oh no! Your poor innards! Get well quickly, you must!"

― Tim (Tim), Thursday, 4 December 2003 12:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Received: IF U WANT 2!?X X
Sent: Yeh?! Cx

exciting eh?

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 4 December 2003 16:24 (twenty-two years ago)

three years pass...

"Yes. I can't read and it's making 633 66288777733666887777 8666 89981 444111111555555 3362444555 99966688 55528337771"

^^ from a friend who is currently suffering from pretty bad eye problems. considering i can still decipher what she meant, i'm damn impressed.

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 22:37 (eighteen years ago)

"???when did i say that god was one of us? lol"

― will, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 22:40 (eighteen years ago)

":("

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 24 October 2007 22:40 (eighteen years ago)

"What?"

― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 22:40 (eighteen years ago)

"Wakka wakka wakka"

― chaki, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 22:42 (eighteen years ago)

"FINISHED MY PICKLES! HOW U DOIN?"

― W4LTER, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 22:43 (eighteen years ago)

"@ cozen no"

― grimly fiendish, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 22:44 (eighteen years ago)

Sent: "Update! I found my glasses."
Received: "Thank god. I was worried all day."

― jaymc, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 22:48 (eighteen years ago)

aw!

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 22:52 (eighteen years ago)

"dear oh dear"

― onimo, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 22:53 (eighteen years ago)

Ha, I'm pretty sure the response was sarcastic.

― jaymc, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 22:55 (eighteen years ago)

"I'm friends with Gord the drug lord on Facebook. Who the hell is Brad Bai1ey?"

― Bryan, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 22:59 (eighteen years ago)

oh. i r dumb.

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 23:00 (eighteen years ago)

received: "U r teh HAWTNESS!"
sent in reply: "i'm overtired and by doze iz clogged but i'm thee picture ov hotness, it's true"

― get bent, Thursday, 25 October 2007 06:11 (eighteen years ago)

"can we practice tomorrow at noon"

― roxymuzak, Thursday, 25 October 2007 06:23 (eighteen years ago)

"what a battle!"

― Clay, Thursday, 25 October 2007 06:24 (eighteen years ago)

"You should switch the news on to see the A380"

― *rumpie*, Thursday, 25 October 2007 06:58 (eighteen years ago)

Last received: "I caught a raccoon and spraypainted it green"

Last sent: "happy birthday mom. phone won't dial out."

― Kerm, Thursday, 25 October 2007 07:03 (eighteen years ago)

Last received: "DO YOU KNOW THE NAME OF THE BAND AND TITLE OF THE SONG THAT ROTTEN DONE ABOUT BURN DOWN TINSLE TOWN"

― nate woolls, Thursday, 25 October 2007 07:29 (eighteen years ago)

"Hey J,

Can you ring me on 01239xxxxxx in the evening? Be happy to chat goat kill. x"

― Jose, Thursday, 25 October 2007 11:08 (eighteen years ago)

" just getting on the subway. Be there in TWENTY."

(note: it was more like 40.)

― kenan, Thursday, 25 October 2007 11:11 (eighteen years ago)

"Being denied 4 vegetable samosas for £1 because apparently the mix part of pick and mix is equally operative to the pick part. WTF"

― czn, Thursday, 25 October 2007 12:19 (eighteen years ago)

Last received: "@weesimon Fuck one hub"

― czn, Thursday, 25 October 2007 12:20 (eighteen years ago)

"Diarrhea is no better, still not eating. :( I am teaching now til 6."

Not in reference to myself.

― Nubbelverbrennung, Thursday, 25 October 2007 12:30 (eighteen years ago)

"It's not :( oh how tragic! X"

― emsk, Thursday, 25 October 2007 13:22 (eighteen years ago)

kenan they wrote out the number 20 in a text? that's some emphasis!

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 25 October 2007 13:31 (eighteen years ago)

Sent 24/11/2007 18:07
Hi Cath, hope you’re well? Is there a chance I could get those dvds and cd back at some point. We could meet or you could drop them off, if you don’t mind?

Received 24/10/2007 18:12
Hi Carl im great thanks. Im in chorlton 2nite so will text you later wen im free n u can come meet me 2 get ur dvds. Wat cd u on about tho?

Still waiting for text and my dvds AND cd.

― not_goodwin, Thursday, 25 October 2007 13:42 (eighteen years ago)

She does text speak? I take back my good opinion of her. You're well rid.

― Stone Monkey, Thursday, 25 October 2007 13:50 (eighteen years ago)

"Pizza Cruel Sea and a glass of vodka... the only thing missing is you xx" awww

― gem, Thursday, 25 October 2007 13:51 (eighteen years ago)

kenan they wrote out the number 20 in a text? that's some emphasis!

that was me! I was trying to use the shift key, or whatever it is, to make numbers instead of letters, but ended up with all caps, and instead of figuring it out, i figured it was easier just to type the word. It's not the most intelligent-looking text message in the world, but then again, I have a motorola phone.

― kenan, Thursday, 25 October 2007 13:56 (eighteen years ago)

(so how smart could I be?)

― kenan, Thursday, 25 October 2007 13:56 (eighteen years ago)

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