If you could have intimate relations with only 1 ILX0r who would it be?

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Have we done this already? I'm not sure. Answer it logged in or out, I'm not fussy, but make sure you give a reason why.

My choice would have to be Trace. She seems like such an open, sexy person who is able to jump out from the crowd.

― Logged Out As I Am Chicken, Friday, 15 April 2005 15:20 (twenty years ago)

The ChickenBear. He is hottt.

― Leon Future Coffee (Ex Leon), Friday, 15 April 2005 15:22 (twenty years ago)

intimate as in SEX? noone, sorry.

― nathalie doing a soft foot shuffle (stevie nixed), Friday, 15 April 2005 15:22 (twenty years ago)

does he post here?

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 15 April 2005 15:24 (twenty years ago)

Sugarpants

― Z3bra, Alpha: Go (nickalicious), Friday, 15 April 2005 15:28 (twenty years ago)

Zebra, Alpha Go!

― sugarpan+s (nickalicious), Friday, 15 April 2005 15:29 (twenty years ago)

Intimate relations!? That sounds dirty. Do you mean, like, fucking?

Get a room, you two.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 15 April 2005 15:29 (twenty years ago)

n \ a

― Srah McLusty (nickalicious), Friday, 15 April 2005 15:30 (twenty years ago)

Sarah McLusty

― n / a (nickalicious), Friday, 15 April 2005 15:30 (twenty years ago)

I could never take the place of your meng.

― Plus-Tech Whiz Kid (Disco) (Barima), Friday, 15 April 2005 15:31 (twenty years ago)

Intimate relations = sex0r

― Loggy McLogLog, Friday, 15 April 2005 15:32 (twenty years ago)

OH I REALLY HOPE SOMEONE PICKS ME. I WILL FEEL SO HIDEOUS OTHERWISE.

― Half the board (blueski), Friday, 15 April 2005 15:33 (twenty years ago)

That nicalizioso, he stealing all the womens.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 15 April 2005 15:33 (twenty years ago)

I could never take the place of your menk

― $V£N! (blueski), Friday, 15 April 2005 15:34 (twenty years ago)

Oh fiddyp'cent its just a bit of fun. DO YOU HATE FUN??!?

― Loggy McLogLog, Friday, 15 April 2005 15:36 (twenty years ago)

When you call me Nicalizioso, it sound sleazy.

I aim not physical relations with these people. They are already pair-bonded! I aim physical relations with, oh, let's say...Moe.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 15 April 2005 15:37 (twenty years ago)

gygax.

― Ian John50n (orion), Friday, 15 April 2005 15:37 (twenty years ago)

Um, Mark C. He so cute

― LOGGED WAY THE FUCK OUT, Friday, 15 April 2005 15:37 (twenty years ago)

Besides, I am not physically equipped to make the sex with womenses! BEHOLD: THE REAL NICKALICIOUS.

http://www.myspace.com/nickalicious

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 15 April 2005 15:38 (twenty years ago)

-- LOGGED WAY THE FUCK OUT (LOGGE...), April 15th, 2005 5:37 PM. (later)

Only Tombot posts like that. But Tombot is TEH HUNKY, so I'm down with that.

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 15 April 2005 15:40 (twenty years ago)

Do chix0rs normally get a 404 error with your penis nick?

― The Bill Cosby Show (1984) (leisuremachine), Friday, 15 April 2005 15:41 (twenty years ago)

404 error or 911 EMERGENCY

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 15 April 2005 15:43 (twenty years ago)

Didn't J4n3 S3ym0ur post here once or twice? I will say her, because she is fine and fertile.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 15 April 2005 15:44 (twenty years ago)

Oh no wait, I retract that, because it's creepy, and instead say B3CKY LUC4S. Because CONTROVERSY.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 15 April 2005 15:44 (twenty years ago)

conner smedley maybe

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Friday, 15 April 2005 15:46 (twenty years ago)

Blueski, 'cause i like my men deperate but jocular.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 15 April 2005 15:46 (twenty years ago)

B3CKY + nickalicious 4 eva!

― Leon Future Coffee (Ex Leon), Friday, 15 April 2005 15:48 (twenty years ago)

As someone who's two-timing two ILXor's I'd just like to... oh, bollocks!

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 15 April 2005 15:48 (twenty years ago)

wow nickalicious = teh hott chix0r.

muh wuhmmun has posted here one or two times = i am off the hook hooray.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 15 April 2005 15:50 (twenty years ago)

MANDEE

― Open your eyes; you can fly! (ex machina), Friday, 15 April 2005 15:50 (twenty years ago)

B3cky's boyfriend's name was Nick, wasn't it?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 15 April 2005 15:50 (twenty years ago)

nick ur real pretty i think louievil aint too far from me wanna hook up sumtime?

ps send n00dzor

― stephen morris (stephen morris), Friday, 15 April 2005 15:51 (twenty years ago)

Seeing as nick backed out of Dr Qu1nn M3dicin3 W0m4n I shall take her. She was one of my teenage crushes! Oh how the other boys laughed when I admitted that.

― The Bill Cosby Show (1984) (leisuremachine), Friday, 15 April 2005 15:52 (twenty years ago)

My name is never going to come up in one of these threads, but I still look.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Friday, 15 April 2005 15:52 (twenty years ago)

Actually, the last time I was in Louisville I saw W1ll 0ldh4m making out with a chick that looked sort of like that.

You got some 'splainin to do!

― stephen morris (stephen morris), Friday, 15 April 2005 15:52 (twenty years ago)

"intimate as in SEX? noone, sorry.

-- nathalie doing a soft foot shuffle (stevienixe...), April 15th, 2005."

you don't have to apologize for wanting to bone peter noone. didn't even realize he posted here.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 15 April 2005 15:54 (twenty years ago)

haha, thinking about Mr. Old Ham making out with my wee little name-thief is cracking me the fuck UP

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 15 April 2005 15:55 (twenty years ago)

When you call me Nicalizioso, it sound sleazy.

For me, it is the term of the endearment, not the sleazing.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 15 April 2005 15:56 (twenty years ago)

I think I have had "relations" with 3 ilxors ... unless I am forgetting someone.

― Open your eyes; you can fly! (ex machina), Friday, 15 April 2005 15:57 (twenty years ago)

;-D

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 15 April 2005 15:58 (twenty years ago)

just ONE?!!?

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 April 2005 16:02 (twenty years ago)

he's not a music critic.

― Ian John50n (orion), Friday, 15 April 2005 16:03 (twenty years ago)

Mandee's ILX0R POX -

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 15 April 2005 16:04 (twenty years ago)

just ONE?!!?

I'm with Mandee. ILXors can surely have more sex than *that*.

― happy fun ball (kenan), Friday, 15 April 2005 16:05 (twenty years ago)

"intimate as in SEX? noone, sorry.
-- nathalie doing a soft foot shuffle (stevienixe...), April 15th, 2005."

you don't have to apologize for wanting to bone peter noone. didn't even realize he posted here.

-- andrew m. (westernis...), April 15th, 2005 12:54 PM. (andrewmorgan)

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intimate as in SEX? noone, sorry.
-- nathalie doing a soft foot shuffle (stevienixe...), April 15th, 2005 12:22 PM. (stevie nixed)

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does he post here?
-- RJG (RJ...), April 15th, 2005 12:24 PM. (RJG)

PWN3D

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 15 April 2005 16:06 (twenty years ago)

ps Zebra and Sugpants and n/a and Sarah McL, don't be mad at me okay?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 15 April 2005 16:08 (twenty years ago)

nickalicious!

― Dirty Hippy Chick (llamasfur), Friday, 15 April 2005 16:09 (twenty years ago)

there are probably 10-15 i'd spread for.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 April 2005 16:10 (twenty years ago)

http://catalyticsouls.com/images/cavefest2web.jpg

― stephen morris (stephen morris), Friday, 15 April 2005 16:11 (twenty years ago)

marissa marchant

― charleston charge (chaki), Friday, 15 April 2005 16:12 (twenty years ago)

I'm ok with sloppy seconds.

― Open your eyes; you can fly! (ex machina), Friday, 15 April 2005 16:12 (twenty years ago)

"described as Allman Bros. meets Widespread Panic"

IT'S LIKE BLAND PLUS BLAND RAISED TO THE BLANDTH POWER!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 15 April 2005 16:13 (twenty years ago)

But in a cave.

― stephen morris (stephen morris), Friday, 15 April 2005 16:14 (twenty years ago)

hahahaha

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 15 April 2005 16:14 (twenty years ago)

xpost

re the whole noone affair, i am blind to all but my own (half)witty retorts obv.!

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 15 April 2005 16:15 (twenty years ago)

haha i like the PO1 factor of this thread.

― g e o f f (gcannon), Friday, 15 April 2005 16:15 (twenty years ago)

it's always in a "cave," so to speak.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 15 April 2005 16:16 (twenty years ago)

i want to know who mark c's admirer is.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 April 2005 16:17 (twenty years ago)

i want to stroke garu g's hair until he falls asleep.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 15 April 2005 16:18 (twenty years ago)

I'd like to have intimate relations with the server.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 15 April 2005 16:22 (twenty years ago)

I wish my girlfriend would call me the server.

― stephen morris (stephen morris), Friday, 15 April 2005 16:22 (twenty years ago)

If I didn't already have a fantastic girlfriend - Roxy or Mandee

― d0g latin (dog latin), Friday, 15 April 2005 16:22 (twenty years ago)

Aja

― Open your eyes; you can fly! (ex machina), Friday, 15 April 2005 16:23 (twenty years ago)

jon, i thought you picked me, YOU CAN'T GO BACK NOW.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 April 2005 16:24 (twenty years ago)

gross

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 15 April 2005 16:26 (twenty years ago)

a threeway!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 15 April 2005 16:27 (twenty years ago)

besides, jon has the hawts for jess -- YOU ALL KNOW IT.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 15 April 2005 16:27 (twenty years ago)

Harvell is an ugly man.

― Open your eyes; you can fly! (ex machina), Friday, 15 April 2005 16:28 (twenty years ago)

Je4nne Fury. I like to dream big.

― happy fun ball (kenan), Friday, 15 April 2005 16:28 (twenty years ago)

Mean!

If I wasn't THE AMAZING RANDY, I'd do him.

― Plus-Tech Whiz Kid (Disco) (Barima), Friday, 15 April 2005 16:30 (twenty years ago)

Mandee! "I'd spread for"????

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 15 April 2005 16:30 (twenty years ago)

a difficult question!

― Samuel Glickstein (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 April 2005 16:31 (twenty years ago)

I JOKE!!!

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 April 2005 16:31 (twenty years ago)

Does SEXY JENNY AGUTTER FROM WALKABOUT post to ILX?

― Samuel Glickstein (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 April 2005 16:31 (twenty years ago)

I knew this girl who looked just like you
Light brown and a fly hair-do
I wanted to do her, screw her
So I stepped to her
On-key bitch had more ass than a donkey
I said you’re the type of girl that I can’t pass over
Give me one chance and I’ll bend your ass over
Just call me the plumber at the end of the night
Cause a nigga like me’ll lay plenty of pipe
She didn’t get offended it was splendid to me
Cause mister nice guy is what I pretended to be
I guess I just wine her and dine her
And by the end of the night I’ll be behind her
Waxing that ass like rain dance
On the bumper get the pussy then I dump her
Took her to the comfort inn
Tucked her in
Pulled out the third leg pumped it in
She said will you call me
Yeah I’ll call you a bitch or a hoe after I ball ya
Naw I’m just playin but it’s still the same
Cause a nigga like ice cube is only out for one thang

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 15 April 2005 16:31 (twenty years ago)

oh geez, i'd do jenny agutter, too!

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 April 2005 16:32 (twenty years ago)

Also...has anyone noticed the correlation between FRIDAYS and SEX THREADS?

I HAVE

― Samuel Glickstein (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 April 2005 16:33 (twenty years ago)

ILX sure gets the horn on Friday.

(haha, x-post.)

― stephen morris (stephen morris), Friday, 15 April 2005 16:34 (twenty years ago)

brian fellows

― charleston charge (chaki), Friday, 15 April 2005 16:35 (twenty years ago)

Je4nne Fury. I like to dream big.

hahaha

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 15 April 2005 16:35 (twenty years ago)

i'm surprised no one's said luna yet since she's teh hottness.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 April 2005 16:37 (twenty years ago)

Indeed. Anyway, I think right now probably Sugarpants. But that could change tomorrow. PS I LOVE YOU ALL!!!

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 15 April 2005 16:38 (twenty years ago)

TOO SEXY! UNAPPROACHABLE! (xpost)

― Curious George (1/6 Scale Model) (Rock Hardy), Friday, 15 April 2005 16:38 (twenty years ago)

Awwwwwww. (And Jill, let me be the first to say LUNA.)

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 15 April 2005 16:38 (twenty years ago)

Oh, and my "awww" was for Kenan.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 15 April 2005 16:39 (twenty years ago)

curious geo. probably otm.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 15 April 2005 16:40 (twenty years ago)

Dude, by now Luna knows for damned sure how much we all want to do her.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 15 April 2005 16:42 (twenty years ago)

It would be like shouting down the streets of the Vatican "HEY POPE! YOU'RE CATHOLIC/DEAD!".

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 15 April 2005 16:42 (twenty years ago)

Too soon!

― stephen morris (stephen morris), Friday, 15 April 2005 16:42 (twenty years ago)

Jesus Nick, give me time to heal.

― stephen morris (stephen morris), Friday, 15 April 2005 16:43 (twenty years ago)

Je4nne is a good pick, though, her unattraction to men notwithstanding. I find her admitted klutziness really endearing.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 15 April 2005 16:43 (twenty years ago)

Hahahahaha. Yes, I have issues with grace.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 15 April 2005 16:46 (twenty years ago)

I don't know what it says about me that I find that attractive!

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 15 April 2005 16:46 (twenty years ago)

i just realized there are slim pickins when it comes to women on ilx. there are like, not that many.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 April 2005 16:52 (twenty years ago)

i've had a crush on youn for a long time.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 15 April 2005 16:54 (twenty years ago)

youn is the only one who ever listens to me.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 April 2005 16:55 (twenty years ago)

Mandee, that's not true. Many of us hang on your every word.

― happy fun ball (kenan), Friday, 15 April 2005 16:56 (twenty years ago)

slim pickins when it comes to women on ilx

So. Not. True.

xpost!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 15 April 2005 16:56 (twenty years ago)

Klutziness is hotter than clumsiness.

― Plus-Tech Whiz Kid (Disco) (Barima), Friday, 15 April 2005 16:57 (twenty years ago)

No I do not, either. I don't assume stuff like that.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 April 2005 16:57 (twenty years ago)

i didnt mean there weren't CHOICE GOODS, nicklish. I meant there just aren't as many chicks as dudes!

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 April 2005 16:57 (twenty years ago)

Come together, all over the world, from the hoods of the web, ILXor girls, WHAT!

― Beve (Barima), Friday, 15 April 2005 16:58 (twenty years ago)

It's not that there aren't enough women on ILX as there should be, its that there's too many men.

― miccio (miccio), Friday, 15 April 2005 17:00 (twenty years ago)

jbr
teeny
ally
rosemary
vicky
alix
anna
kate
suzy
trayce
mandee
caitlin
luna
sarah
geeta?
jeanne
lauren
accentmonkey
starry
penelope111
colette
cis
marianna
Liz
pinkpanther
Rumpy Pumpy
rozy
other kate
archel
maria
nathalie doing a soft foot shuffle
cathy

in no particular order other than my failing memory.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 15 April 2005 17:01 (twenty years ago)

Nicole took my answer upthread.

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Friday, 15 April 2005 17:01 (twenty years ago)

Er, in response to Mandee.

And Sam! I thought you were gone, welcome back!

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 15 April 2005 17:02 (twenty years ago)

miccio OTM, we must battle to the death and see who remains! the last one standing gets to preserve his seed in a time capsule.

for the future of ILX!

― latebloomer: strawman knockdowner (latebloomer), Friday, 15 April 2005 17:03 (twenty years ago)

no one

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 15 April 2005 17:04 (twenty years ago)

It has only jsut occured to me that there is at least one lady who will kick me in the nads the next time I see her for not mentioning her on that list. That sort of thing never occurs to me in time.

Absent through absence: Mary, Lara, Rener

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 15 April 2005 17:04 (twenty years ago)

Why is Geeta's gender in question?

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 15 April 2005 17:06 (twenty years ago)

Je4nne gives me the biggest laffs on ILE, thus gives me the biggest horn.

― Curious George (1/6 Scale Model) (Rock Hardy), Friday, 15 April 2005 17:06 (twenty years ago)

ha andrew, just broke the Ilxor love list record previously held by Mr Skidmore

― DJ Martian (djmartian), Friday, 15 April 2005 17:07 (twenty years ago)

I won't kick you in the nads Andrew.

― sgs (sgs), Friday, 15 April 2005 17:07 (twenty years ago)

someone call my work phone and leave a voicemail for the desk of mandee wr!ght.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 April 2005 17:09 (twenty years ago)

why?

― Samuel Glickstein (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 April 2005 17:09 (twenty years ago)

Andrew, you forgot to mention which of the THREE Marias you meant (the O.G. "silylaria" one, Maria :D, or maria tessa sciarrino)!

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 15 April 2005 17:10 (twenty years ago)

adam, don't argue, just do it!!!!

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 April 2005 17:10 (twenty years ago)

i can think of maybe 2 or 3 but i cant narrow it down to one

― philtwo not at home, Friday, 15 April 2005 17:11 (twenty years ago)

― Samuel Glickstein (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 April 2005 17:11 (twenty years ago)

I got knocked up by 1 ILXor!

(I think Maria Tessa Sciarrino is the one Andrew probably means)

― Maria :D (Maria D.), Friday, 15 April 2005 17:11 (twenty years ago)

but let's clarify one thing, the message is for my desk, not for me.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 April 2005 17:12 (twenty years ago)

i've had a crush on youn for a long time.

Why did I think I was the only one?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 15 April 2005 17:12 (twenty years ago)

What are we meant to say in the voicemail? I never leave voicemail, the words just stumble and fall.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 15 April 2005 17:13 (twenty years ago)

just say hi and stuff.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 April 2005 17:14 (twenty years ago)

Andrew, I'm here. Unemployed and just kicking around.

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Friday, 15 April 2005 17:15 (twenty years ago)

Your desk is lonely?
xpost

― Maria :D (Maria D.), Friday, 15 April 2005 17:16 (twenty years ago)

M. White. Because we were the last two standing on the famous author/historical people photo threads. And that's endearing to me.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 15 April 2005 17:20 (twenty years ago)

Cool! (er, if it is?). Parties go better with Sam, I believe.

Embarassingly, I didn't know there was more than one Maria.

argh, I forgot Dee!

Geeta's gender is in no way in question, but I haven't seen her post in a while.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 15 April 2005 17:21 (twenty years ago)

I can narrow it down to a half-dozen or so, but beyond that it's difficult to choose. Maybe we could organize auditions, or something?

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 15 April 2005 17:21 (twenty years ago)

I believe tryouts is the technical term.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 15 April 2005 17:22 (twenty years ago)

Bisous, jocelyn.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 15 April 2005 17:23 (twenty years ago)

And I forgot Melinda Mess-Injure, despite her being the ILXor that I met most recently.

I'm just going to say there's one other and I refuse to release the name, and every who thinks I forgot them/didn't realise they were female can tell themselves it was them.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 15 April 2005 17:25 (twenty years ago)

I keep remembering people that make me second-guess my original choice.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 15 April 2005 17:26 (twenty years ago)

Also...has anyone noticed the correlation between FRIDAYS and SEX THREADS?

i made one about tamales!

― kingfish, Friday, 15 April 2005 17:29 (twenty years ago)

i keep realizing that i don't know what the majority of people here look like.

― kelsey (kelstarry), Friday, 15 April 2005 17:30 (twenty years ago)

You're probably better off that way.

― Leon Sojourner Truth (Ex Leon), Friday, 15 April 2005 17:32 (twenty years ago)

there is actually one that i'd pick above all the other.. 15 or so.. but it's too embarassing so I will just not say anything.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 April 2005 17:33 (twenty years ago)

Kelsey there's only a 'what do you look like' thread started every ten minutes.

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Friday, 15 April 2005 17:34 (twenty years ago)

I keep remembering people that make me second-guess my original choice.

WTF?? Thanks a lot, Rico Suave.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 15 April 2005 17:34 (twenty years ago)

well duh... ken c of course

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 15 April 2005 17:35 (twenty years ago)

mandee, you're really pumping yr ilx q rating here

― g e o f f (gcannon), Friday, 15 April 2005 17:36 (twenty years ago)

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 April 2005 17:37 (twenty years ago)

i know there's 'what do you look like' threads . . . nothing just ever sticks in my head long enough unless i've actually met the person.
xpost

― kelsey (kelstarry), Friday, 15 April 2005 17:39 (twenty years ago)

Also...has anyone noticed the correlation between FRIDAYS and SEX THREADS?
i made one about tamales!

Only now it's about tamales and anal sex.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 15 April 2005 17:42 (twenty years ago)

WTF?? Thanks a lot, Rico Suave.

You weren't even my original choice, Jeanne!! You were one of the people I remembered belatedly!!

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 15 April 2005 17:43 (twenty years ago)

there is actually one that i'd pick above all the other.. 15 or so.. but it's too embarassing so I will just not say anything.

You can't leave us hanging like that! I must know!

― happy fun ball (kenan), Friday, 15 April 2005 17:45 (twenty years ago)

jaymc, do you need any help or are you content to dig yourself into a hole on your own?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 15 April 2005 17:47 (twenty years ago)

kenan, i e-mailed you about it.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 April 2005 17:49 (twenty years ago)

why the frowny?? coy = teh cute!!

― g e o f f (gcannon), Friday, 15 April 2005 17:50 (twenty years ago)

the s in 'jaymc' is for 'smooth'

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 15 April 2005 17:51 (twenty years ago)

There are lots of hotties on ILX. And, nickalicious, I'm not mad. You may not be #1, but you'd make my list. :-D

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 15 April 2005 17:52 (twenty years ago)

Mandee, you e-mailed Kenan so that he can tell the rest of us, right?

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 15 April 2005 17:52 (twenty years ago)

Tell us, Kenan!

― Samuel Glickstein (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 April 2005 17:53 (twenty years ago)

i'm curious too!

― kelsey (kelstarry), Friday, 15 April 2005 17:53 (twenty years ago)

i didn't really tell kenan, though.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 April 2005 17:54 (twenty years ago)

That was probably smart. Jesus that guy has a big mouth.

― Samuel Glickstein (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 April 2005 17:55 (twenty years ago)

It's Ned. Sorry, Mandee, you just can't trust me.

― happy fun ball (kenan), Friday, 15 April 2005 17:55 (twenty years ago)

Well, tell us, we can keep a secret.

xpost

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 15 April 2005 17:56 (twenty years ago)

I could never narrow it down to one. I can think of nine just off the top of my head.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 April 2005 17:56 (twenty years ago)

Also...has anyone noticed the correlation between FRIDAYS and SEX THREADS?
i made one about tamales!

I had enchiladas last night that tasted like vagina. OMGWTF?

― stephen morris (stephen morris), Friday, 15 April 2005 17:57 (twenty years ago)

everyone wants to have a go at Ned

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Friday, 15 April 2005 17:59 (twenty years ago)

You may not be #1, but you'd make my list. :-D

Sarah, I mentioned to Jessa one time that I thought you were cute, or more specifically that you have "definite indie goddess potential," and she was convinced for weeks aferwards that I had fallen madly in love.

― happy fun ball (kenan), Friday, 15 April 2005 17:59 (twenty years ago)

either those tamales tasted really good or you should question the vags you've tasted up to this point xxpost

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Friday, 15 April 2005 18:00 (twenty years ago)

We need a companion thread where everyone lists every sexual rumor they've heard about local ILXors. Then we can all be like "she licked what? Okay, okay, I'm bumping her up two spots."

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 15 April 2005 18:01 (twenty years ago)

i'd do like ice cube, and FUCK ALL Y'ALL

(or some of y'all, but that's not as dramatic as "FUCK ALL Y'ALL")

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 15 April 2005 18:01 (twenty years ago)

I had enchiladas last night that tasted like vagina.

would you prefer it taste like ass?

in other news, there's a few ilxor chicks on here whose pastries i'd like to sample...

― kingfish, Friday, 15 April 2005 18:02 (twenty years ago)

We need a companion thread where everyone lists every sexual rumor they've heard about local ILXors.

There's a rumor going around that Jaymc is smooth.

― happy fun ball (kenan), Friday, 15 April 2005 18:02 (twenty years ago)

william henry harrison

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 15 April 2005 18:03 (twenty years ago)

Two spots at ONCE, nabisco?

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 15 April 2005 18:04 (twenty years ago)

would you prefer it taste like ass?

No, enchilada would have been fine with me.

― stephen morris (stephen morris), Friday, 15 April 2005 18:04 (twenty years ago)

- There's a rumor going around that Tombot has no gag reflex.
- There's a rumor going around that Cathy L keeps a ball gag in her purse.
- There's a rumor going around that Nabisco has a sizable, magnificently-crafted penis.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 15 April 2005 18:05 (twenty years ago)

i've heard sexual rumors about a few ILXors!! its juicy goss, too, nothing like "jaymc is smooth." pffft.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 April 2005 18:05 (twenty years ago)

http://www.chick.com/tractimages3764/0084/0084_13.gif

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 15 April 2005 18:06 (twenty years ago)

- There's a rumor going around that Kodanshi smells curiously of almonds.
- There's a rumor going around that Dan Perry is a furry.
- There's a rumor going around that Kate is into costumes.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 15 April 2005 18:06 (twenty years ago)

and don't believe kenan's lies.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 April 2005 18:07 (twenty years ago)

There's a rumor going around that Nabisco is a never nude.

― h0t h0t h0rsey (Carey), Friday, 15 April 2005 18:07 (twenty years ago)

I heard Momus likes...y'know!

KEEP IT QUIET

― Samuel Glickstein (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 April 2005 18:08 (twenty years ago)

http://www.thebricktestament.com/genesis/sodom_and_gomorrah/gn19_05.jpg

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 15 April 2005 18:08 (twenty years ago)

There's a rumor going around that you should never believe Kenan's lies. I believe that one.

― happy fun ball (kenan), Friday, 15 April 2005 18:08 (twenty years ago)

I heard that Carlos D gave all the NY ILXors cooties.

― miccio (miccio), Friday, 15 April 2005 18:08 (twenty years ago)

how do you vocalize parentheses?

xpost

― kingfish, Friday, 15 April 2005 18:09 (twenty years ago)

Yes, I realize I have dug myself into a hole. Jeanne can sic Enzo on me to claw my face up.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 15 April 2005 18:09 (twenty years ago)

She'll be too busy. < /innuendo>

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 April 2005 18:10 (twenty years ago)

how do you vocalize parentheses?

sotto voce

― miccio (miccio), Friday, 15 April 2005 18:10 (twenty years ago)

(touch my balls and ass)

― h0t h0t h0rsey (Carey), Friday, 15 April 2005 18:10 (twenty years ago)

well, if we MUST

― kingfish, Friday, 15 April 2005 18:11 (twenty years ago)

I decided I'm my own #1 choice. I can stand myself for long enough to get off. Everyone's a winner.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 15 April 2005 18:16 (twenty years ago)

Well, I'm disappointed, but unsurprised.

― happy fun ball (kenan), Friday, 15 April 2005 18:17 (twenty years ago)

I'm a bitchy little hermit, what can I say?

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 15 April 2005 18:20 (twenty years ago)

187 posts, and not one single bloody mention. Not a sausage (so to speak).

― C J (C J), Friday, 15 April 2005 18:20 (twenty years ago)

At least you didn't get called a furry!

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 15 April 2005 18:21 (twenty years ago)

faggos!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 15 April 2005 18:21 (twenty years ago)

: /

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 15 April 2005 18:22 (twenty years ago)

It's spelled "Faygo" and why do you want more than one? I know the shxt is taste but damn!

― The Ghost of Dan "ILE JUGGALO" Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 15 April 2005 18:25 (twenty years ago)

faygo - the cum-flavored cola?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 15 April 2005 18:26 (twenty years ago)

i'm going to say hstencil b/c i find him intriguing.

otherwise, my first choice is an assortment of ilx women.

― kelsey (kelstarry), Friday, 15 April 2005 18:27 (twenty years ago)

http://www.orbwear.com/images/shirts/closeup/tn/tn_where_my_bitches_at.gif

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 15 April 2005 18:28 (twenty years ago)

http://www.faygo.com/faygoweb.html

They have many flavors but "cum" doesn't appear to be among them. Maybe you want to send something to market research? (nb: "something" != "DEEZ NUTZ")

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 15 April 2005 18:28 (twenty years ago)

187 posts, and not one single bloody mention. Not a sausage (so to speak).

CJ, it's not like you don't know and I'm feeling all shy like.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 15 April 2005 18:30 (twenty years ago)

oh, I made the mistake of telling a non-ilxer (while I was drunk) that I thought a certain ilxer was 'cuuuuuuuute' (i think that was the word I said). Anyhow non-ilxer told ilxer.

the ilxor was Matt DC.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 April 2005 18:34 (twenty years ago)

Thank you for the sympathy vote Monsieur White, I feel so much better now :)

― C J (C J), Friday, 15 April 2005 18:35 (twenty years ago)

intriguing? wow!

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 15 April 2005 18:37 (twenty years ago)

no one's ever said that about me before. : /

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 15 April 2005 18:38 (twenty years ago)

my answer would be Je4nne, also!

― NOPE, Friday, 15 April 2005 18:39 (twenty years ago)

It's not a sympathy vote, CJ. Quit fishing for compliments and making me ~~cross~~ randy.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 15 April 2005 18:39 (twenty years ago)

well. there it is!

― kelsey (kelstarry), Friday, 15 April 2005 18:40 (twenty years ago)

Another thing about voice mail is that people speak way too fast, and I have to listen to the message 3 or 4 times so that I can write their number down. Then I get my colleague to phone them back.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 15 April 2005 18:43 (twenty years ago)

JEL IS ADORABLE

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 15 April 2005 18:43 (twenty years ago)

someone e-mail me their number, i feel like leaving a voicemail on the company's dime.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 April 2005 18:43 (twenty years ago)

I'm not sure what this thread is about any more.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Friday, 15 April 2005 18:45 (twenty years ago)

I am responsible for the world wide post-it note (and generic brands) shortage.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 15 April 2005 18:45 (twenty years ago)

i wouldnt fuck any of you with someone else's dick

― charleston charge (chaki), Friday, 15 April 2005 18:50 (twenty years ago)

i just left ned a voicemail!!!

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 April 2005 18:50 (twenty years ago)

in no particular order other than my failing memory.

*Flashes the Pizza Christ gang sign to Andrew*

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 15 April 2005 18:51 (twenty years ago)

I'd email you my number, Mandee...only...I don't know it.

― Samuel Glickstein (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 April 2005 18:53 (twenty years ago)

Chaki, that is a brilliant line.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 15 April 2005 18:53 (twenty years ago)

andrew farrell
but chris piuama has made me reconsider how i view marraige

― anthony, Friday, 15 April 2005 18:54 (twenty years ago)

so chaki wouldn't HIT IT?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 15 April 2005 18:54 (twenty years ago)

I just left Stence a voicemail, and he called me back about the alleged fax!

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 April 2005 18:58 (twenty years ago)

well that was awkward. mandee has a sexy voice.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 15 April 2005 18:59 (twenty years ago)

only because you kept crumpling up papers.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 April 2005 19:00 (twenty years ago)

i did?

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 15 April 2005 19:01 (twenty years ago)

pizza christ has abandoned gang signs in favor of smashing bottles on each other's heads, stay tuned for updates.

― Allyzay Subservient 50s-Type (allyzay), Friday, 15 April 2005 19:05 (twenty years ago)

i just left jaymc a voicemail!

stence, you were totally crumpling up papers.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 April 2005 19:10 (twenty years ago)

hi ally.

no mandee i wasn't, i am laying on my bed.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 15 April 2005 19:10 (twenty years ago)

PAPER CRUMPLER!

― happy fun ball (kenan), Friday, 15 April 2005 19:11 (twenty years ago)

paper-crumpler (XPOST!!! I SWEAR!)

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 15 April 2005 19:11 (twenty years ago)

chaki wouldn't fukc any of you with bea arthur's dick!

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 15 April 2005 19:12 (twenty years ago)

you were laying on your bed...? *blush*

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 April 2005 19:12 (twenty years ago)

i disputed a legal fact on ned's blog, disputed a fax with stence, and disputed a bill with jaymc. i wonder what i will dispute next?

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 April 2005 19:13 (twenty years ago)

Mandee is ripe for the squeezin' today. This she cannot dispute.

― happy fun ball (kenan), Friday, 15 April 2005 19:14 (twenty years ago)

I think hstencil was actually cutting letters out of magazines to make a ransom note.

― Samuel Glickstein (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 April 2005 19:14 (twenty years ago)

.. my thoughts exactly, adam.

it could have been we had a bad connection, but i heard some distinct, crisp crumpling.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 April 2005 19:16 (twenty years ago)

Was it one of those doctor's office beds that has the paper on it in so you can throw up and piss on it?

― stephen morris (stephen morris), Friday, 15 April 2005 19:16 (twenty years ago)

hstencil r u working toonite or r u available?

― Allyzay Subservient 50s-Type (allyzay), Friday, 15 April 2005 19:20 (twenty years ago)

i am working but available afterwards.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 15 April 2005 19:21 (twenty years ago)

ok i will be calling yooooooou.

― Allyzay Subservient 50s-Type (allyzay), Friday, 15 April 2005 19:25 (twenty years ago)

HI ALLY!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 15 April 2005 19:25 (twenty years ago)

Okay, if my record has been taken by Andrew, I may as well offer my own lists, in alphabetical order, to see if I can reclaim the crown, starting with women who I couldn't resist for a moment (apologies for offence to those included or not):

Abby
Al-lien
Ally
Anna
Archel
Caitlin x2
Carey
Cathy
Cis
CJ
Colette
Dee
Di
Emily
Felicity
Geeta
Hanna
Jeanne
JBR
Julia
Kelly
Kim
Kirsten
Lara
Laurax2 (not seen either here much lately though)
Lauren
Lixi
Liz
Luna
Madchen
Mandee
Maria Tessa
Marianna
Mary
Maura
Minna
Penelope
Rosemary
Roxy
Sam
Sarah x3 I think
Sugarpants
Teeny
Toraneko
Trayce
Vicky

Men I couldn't resist for a minute (same apologies):

Andrew our host
Beanz
Dan
Jed
JerryTN
Mark C
Matt DC
Michaels D&J
Millar
Phil-2
Pinefox
RickyT
RJG
Sean C
Spencer
Stevem
Tracer

I may easily have forgotten someone on the women list, but I'm damn sure I've forgotten more than one on the male one. My rather smaller interest in men means they are a little less likely to be near the front of my mind.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 15 April 2005 19:26 (twenty years ago)

I'm down to three, but now I'm realizing that it depends where we are and what they're wearing and what we're gonna do and stuff like that. I think I'll write up a treatment for each one and see what flies.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 15 April 2005 19:33 (twenty years ago)

apologies for offence to those included or not

That does *not* get you off the hook. Why, if you weren't on the other side of the Atlantic, I'd say you needed a spanking and administer it right then and there.

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 15 April 2005 19:39 (twenty years ago)

Hstencil is ESCORT?

― Samuel Glickstein (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 April 2005 19:45 (twenty years ago)

i wouldn't mind gittin wit stencil's friend who told moby she'd give him rimjob.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 15 April 2005 19:47 (twenty years ago)

i wish!

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 April 2005 19:47 (twenty years ago)

pay me.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 15 April 2005 19:48 (twenty years ago)

is that story somewhere on ilx?

― kelsey (kelstarry), Friday, 15 April 2005 19:48 (twenty years ago)

i just left a romantical voicemail for nabisco.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 April 2005 19:51 (twenty years ago)

has anyone played pirates of the caribbean on the xbox? cuz im thikniing of buying it. if i can find it. is it still in stores?

― gnaner,,., Friday, 15 April 2005 19:52 (twenty years ago)

Leave me one, boots.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 April 2005 19:52 (twenty years ago)

i appreciated the vm, mandee! i can't call you back, though.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 15 April 2005 19:55 (twenty years ago)

Next 300 posts: "Oh wait, Luna, I forgot about Luna."

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 15 April 2005 19:55 (twenty years ago)

Who wants to TEXT me?

― Samuel Glickstein (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 April 2005 19:56 (twenty years ago)

leave me 1 2 jill scholoen, abt pirates if u pls

― jim slowen, Friday, 15 April 2005 19:56 (twenty years ago)

I'm not sure how to take that...

I'll text you, Adam - I'll text you REAL good.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 April 2005 19:56 (twenty years ago)

SG, i will text you

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Friday, 15 April 2005 19:57 (twenty years ago)

or i would if i had yr number!

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Friday, 15 April 2005 19:58 (twenty years ago)

(Geez Luna, how could you take that as anything but a compliment?)

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 15 April 2005 20:00 (twenty years ago)

HI EISBAER!

― Allyzay Subservient 50s-Type (allyzay), Friday, 15 April 2005 20:03 (twenty years ago)

about pirates, huh? wow.

adam, i wanna text you.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 April 2005 20:04 (twenty years ago)

TEXT ME TEXT ME TEXT ME

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 15 April 2005 20:06 (twenty years ago)

I WANNA TEXT YOU UP

― Color Me Badd 2005 (Dan Perry), Friday, 15 April 2005 20:07 (twenty years ago)

you guys are missing out, im one hot piece of ass

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 15 April 2005 20:08 (twenty years ago)

Whoah, Dan, that was the name of my r&b song about MFA students having sex with each other!

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 15 April 2005 20:08 (twenty years ago)

(Because, as I said on another thread I'm a totaly lame for saying this, but when people say things like 'she already knows we all want to fuck her' about me - it irritates me, and it kinda makes me sad and feel all pathetic as well. It makes me feel like people are assuming that I presume everyone wants to fuck me. And I don't. Not at all).

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 April 2005 20:09 (twenty years ago)

I don't think it was meant like that, Luna, but I can definitely see how it would bother you.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 15 April 2005 20:10 (twenty years ago)

okay, my messages are getting ridiculous.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 April 2005 20:11 (twenty years ago)

(I figured it was the long-standing history of single male ILXers typing "I WANT TO MAKE THE MAD MONKEY SEX WITH LUNA OH OH OH OH excuse me" that was generating some of those comments)

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 15 April 2005 20:12 (twenty years ago)

I don't mean to not be graceful about accepting compliments or anything...

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 April 2005 20:13 (twenty years ago)

Mandee made my pants vibrate! Just now!

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 15 April 2005 20:13 (twenty years ago)

Mandee, that was brilliant voicemail, but unless it was Nobby Clarke, I do not know the answer.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 April 2005 20:14 (twenty years ago)

I WANT TO MAKE THE MAD MONKEY SEX WITH LUNA OH OH OH OH excuse me

Yeah, but why pick this thread to suddenly have discretion?

― happy fun ball (kenan), Friday, 15 April 2005 20:15 (twenty years ago)

Oh don't even listen to me. Geez. I'm all "waaah, people might want to fuck me, waaaahhhh"

I suck.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 April 2005 20:16 (twenty years ago)

It's not about sucking so much as what you do with your tongue.

― happy fun ball (kenan), Friday, 15 April 2005 20:17 (twenty years ago)

No, I see what you mean; sorry to go making you self-conscious. I have a whole full explanation of what I meant and how, but it occurs to me that a lengthy follow-up discussion will not particularly help with feeling self-conscious! Anyway I think you're doing fine.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 15 April 2005 20:20 (twenty years ago)

I hate when people ("people") say that about luna, but perhaps more because she's not really my type (sorry!) and I hate the presumption about who I (or men, generally) would or would not be interested in.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 15 April 2005 20:21 (twenty years ago)

Don't be sorry - I'm not at all offended.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 April 2005 20:23 (twenty years ago)

Ha ha that message was awesome.

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 15 April 2005 20:24 (twenty years ago)

Sorry it was so short, Jordan, but my co-worker walked back into the office right when I started speaking. I think she's on to me.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 April 2005 20:27 (twenty years ago)

yeah luna, YOU ONE HOT MAMA!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 15 April 2005 20:27 (twenty years ago)

No, Gabbnebb, seriously, we should probably shut down this Luna discussion, but just for the record I don't think ILX guys in general are slavering over Luna any more than any other girl here. It's just easy to make the joke because there's whatever social history here of people talking about it (even before the underwear thread). It's kind of like how you could make that sort of joke about Ally and it'd seem reasonably in-bounds, whereas making that sort of joke about say CathyL, who's every bit as attractive, would seem kind of weird and left-field.

I have now ruined whatever fun flirty qualities this thread might have had: you're welcome!

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 15 April 2005 20:30 (twenty years ago)

Mandee called me and she's trying to turn a small matter of misplaced political signage into an international incident! Sure, blame Canada. Things just got a lot less sexy around my house.

oooh, freaky xpost

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Friday, 15 April 2005 20:36 (twenty years ago)

nobody is returning my calls.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 April 2005 20:36 (twenty years ago)

You didn't leave your number!

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 April 2005 20:37 (twenty years ago)

My embassy will call your embassy!

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Friday, 15 April 2005 20:38 (twenty years ago)

Naw nabisco, I'm the California Buzzkill here. Sorry y'all.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 April 2005 20:38 (twenty years ago)

i forgot i had it off sorry!!

― g e o f f (gcannon), Friday, 15 April 2005 20:38 (twenty years ago)

MY phone is at home, I forgot.

― Samuel Glickstein (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 April 2005 20:42 (twenty years ago)

Should I actually call you back, Mandee? 'Cause I would, after work.

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 15 April 2005 20:42 (twenty years ago)

This thread should be retitled "ILX Spring Orgy 2005"

― Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 15 April 2005 20:43 (twenty years ago)

Adam, there goes another failed attempt at me texting you, then.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 15 April 2005 20:44 (twenty years ago)

looks like geoff is returning my call regarding the collected works of proust!!

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 April 2005 20:47 (twenty years ago)

Jaymc, I never get your texts!

― Samuel Glickstein (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 April 2005 20:48 (twenty years ago)

I get them from gygax, but those are generally hate-filled and illiterate screeds that I quickly delete.

― Samuel Glickstein (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 April 2005 20:48 (twenty years ago)

I get them from gygax, but those are generally hate-filled and illiterate screeds that I quickly delete.

surprise, surprise, surprise.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 15 April 2005 20:49 (twenty years ago)

i don't have any of your phone #s.

― Allyzay Subservient 50s-Type (allyzay), Friday, 15 April 2005 20:51 (twenty years ago)

i don't have yours either!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 15 April 2005 20:52 (twenty years ago)

i have loads of 'em now.. muhahahaha

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 April 2005 20:56 (twenty years ago)

no offense, hstencil, but i'm changing my vote to christopher. he's learning harmonica & i will leave it at that!

― kelsey (kelstarry), Friday, 15 April 2005 20:56 (twenty years ago)

I don't believe you, Ally. You have everybody's phone number.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 15 April 2005 20:57 (twenty years ago)

I hardly have anyone's #s anymore, either. My last phone crapped out and I lost most of my phone book.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 April 2005 20:59 (twenty years ago)

well, yours and hstencil's, yes. That is kind of like everybody though.

― Allyzay Subservient 50s-Type (allyzay), Friday, 15 April 2005 20:59 (twenty years ago)

SPAMSPIDAH doesn't have my cell number!!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 15 April 2005 21:02 (twenty years ago)

Me, hstencil ... who else is there?

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 15 April 2005 21:04 (twenty years ago)

I THINK THAT PEOPLE WHO WANT ME TO SEND THEM TXT MSGS SHOULD JUST EMAIL ME THEIR #S REALLY.

NOT THAT ANY OF YOU EXIST BESIDES HSTENCIL AND NABISCO!!!! YR ALL BORGS.

― Allyzay Subservient 50s-Type (allyzay), Friday, 15 April 2005 21:07 (twenty years ago)

surprise, surprise, surprise.

-- Eisbär (llamasfu...), April 15th, 2005 2:49 PM. (llamasfur)

Good afternoon: you are an asshole! But you probably already know that.

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 15 April 2005 21:08 (twenty years ago)

1110001010001110010101000001111110101011111

― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 15 April 2005 21:08 (twenty years ago)

Ally, did you have mine? I had yours (but then lost my phone drunk)

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 15 April 2005 21:10 (twenty years ago)

i didn't have yrs--Tom did cos my phone didn't "do" international at the time!

― Allyzay Subservient 50s-Type (allyzay), Friday, 15 April 2005 21:12 (twenty years ago)

Hmmm....

I'll keep mine short.

My twin Kate and Gaz/Mully.

― Kate / Productive Pedagog (papa november), Friday, 15 April 2005 21:13 (twenty years ago)

I don't have a cell phone OR voice mail.

Who wants to send me a postcard?

― stephen morris (stephen morris), Friday, 15 April 2005 21:15 (twenty years ago)

send ally an e-mail about cell phones.

cell phones.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 15 April 2005 21:15 (twenty years ago)

I WILL SEND U A POSTCARD

― Allyzay Subservient 50s-Type (allyzay), Friday, 15 April 2005 21:17 (twenty years ago)

thank you ally! my day is ten times better now.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 15 April 2005 21:20 (twenty years ago)

:-)

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 15 April 2005 21:21 (twenty years ago)

Check a e-mail!

― stephen morris (stephen morris), Friday, 15 April 2005 21:21 (twenty years ago)

Do you want a postcard from beautiful Southern Illinois?

― stephen morris (stephen morris), Friday, 15 April 2005 21:22 (twenty years ago)

oh oh oh I want postcards!

― Samuel Glickstein (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 April 2005 21:22 (twenty years ago)

teh funny thing is that the internet is basically hundreds of strangers communicating at lightning speed all the time, we can contact each other fairly easily, send photos, mp3s, etc. -- and here we are yearning for postcards.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 15 April 2005 21:25 (twenty years ago)

yes yes! that is hilarious!

― Samuel Glickstein (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 April 2005 21:25 (twenty years ago)

Kids these days!

― Samuel Glickstein (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 April 2005 21:26 (twenty years ago)

postcards suck, you can barely get any kind decent letter on the back of 'em.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 April 2005 21:27 (twenty years ago)

You should stop type your blog and put it up on a cork board outside your apartment!

― Samuel Glickstein (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 April 2005 21:27 (twenty years ago)

I do want a postcard! Yours is literally already stamped and about to be deposited in mailbox in a half an hour. ANYONE ELSE WHO WANTS ONE EMAIL ME BEFORE IT BECOMES TOO LATE!

― Allyzay Subservient 50s-Type (allyzay), Friday, 15 April 2005 21:27 (twenty years ago)

anyone who wants So Ill postcards shoot me an e-mail.

― stephen morris (stephen morris), Friday, 15 April 2005 21:28 (twenty years ago)

if anyone wants a telegram, e-mail me!~

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 April 2005 21:33 (twenty years ago)

if anyone wants a singing telephone gram email me!

― charleston charge (chaki), Friday, 15 April 2005 21:34 (twenty years ago)

If anyone wants an email singing telegram me!

― Samuel Glickstein (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 April 2005 21:34 (twenty years ago)

Can someone YouPonyExpressIt any M.I.A. a capellas?

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 15 April 2005 21:35 (twenty years ago)

I do want a postcard! Yours is literally already stamped and about to be deposited in mailbox in a half an hour. ANYONE ELSE WHO WANTS ONE EMAIL ME BEFORE IT BECOMES TOO LATE!

cell numbers are one thing ... addresses are another. for all i know, pizza christ may show up and wreck my shit!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 15 April 2005 21:37 (twenty years ago)

I have sent you an 8-track of Kelly Clarkson singing through a tube of toilet roll by messenger pigeon! Enjoy!

(also let's have sex)

― Samuel Glickstein (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 April 2005 21:38 (twenty years ago)

despite no one wanting a roll with me, I'd roll with all of you many times over. But then again, I'm a little drunk.

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Friday, 15 April 2005 21:40 (twenty years ago)

LIMITED TIME I WILL SEND YOU A DNA SAMPLE DON'T MISS THIS OFFER

― Allyzay Subservient 50s-Type (allyzay), Friday, 15 April 2005 21:41 (twenty years ago)

I shall text message anyone who sends me their number.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 April 2005 21:43 (twenty years ago)

well shit, I can't beat DNA!

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 April 2005 21:43 (twenty years ago)

Fine - I shall text message you -

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 April 2005 21:44 (twenty years ago)

(with sexy results)

(goddamn submit button)

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 April 2005 21:44 (twenty years ago)

Someone needs to list themselves on eBay so we can lock this thread.

― stephen morris (stephen morris), Friday, 15 April 2005 21:45 (twenty years ago)

i will really sing to you on the phone

― charleston charge (chaki), Friday, 15 April 2005 21:50 (twenty years ago)

i will wear anyone's underwear for 2 weeks and then mail it back to you!!!!!!!!!

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 April 2005 21:52 (twenty years ago)

Someone needs to list themselves on eBay so we can lock this thread.

Already happened.

(I'd say "ask you you shall receive," but that's never worked for me.)

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 15 April 2005 21:53 (twenty years ago)

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5573863143

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Friday, 15 April 2005 21:56 (twenty years ago)

I just bid on Gear.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 April 2005 21:56 (twenty years ago)

Gear, I think you are worth much more than $2, but it's all I got right now.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 April 2005 21:57 (twenty years ago)

You'll get better responses to your listing if you include a picture. And how about a certificate of authenticity?

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 15 April 2005 21:57 (twenty years ago)

I believe I mentioned one!

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Friday, 15 April 2005 21:58 (twenty years ago)

Gear, you really told that guy who bought the Lost In Translation soundtrack! Also, Mandee HOW IS YOUR IRON?

― Samuel Glickstein (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 April 2005 21:59 (twenty years ago)

I LOVE Ebay!

― Samuel Glickstein (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 April 2005 21:59 (twenty years ago)

It's good!! Works like a charm! But it was for my sister, actually.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 April 2005 21:59 (twenty years ago)

I'd bid on you Gear but I don't want people looking at my history because...basically I'm a scalper and a gouger.

― Samuel Glickstein (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 April 2005 22:00 (twenty years ago)

I have text messaged two people. They may regret it.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 April 2005 22:00 (twenty years ago)

if anyone wants text messages or postcards they can email me at spittake at gmail.

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Friday, 15 April 2005 22:01 (twenty years ago)

Seriously, it's a one-of-a-kind item.

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Friday, 15 April 2005 22:01 (twenty years ago)

I already have a postcard from rosemary!

― Samuel Glickstein (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 April 2005 22:02 (twenty years ago)

for a second i thought that adam knew i was taking iron supplements, and i was a little scared.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 April 2005 22:03 (twenty years ago)

adam, you are an internet sleuth!!!

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 April 2005 22:04 (twenty years ago)

No! That sounds hella creepy.

― Samuel Glickstein (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 April 2005 22:06 (twenty years ago)

no it doesn't!

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 April 2005 22:07 (twenty years ago)

now I know what all of mandee's important business phone calls were today. if this was 1999 I could make some comment about calling CLEO THE PSYCHIC on the company's dime!

― gunther heartymeal (keckles), Friday, 15 April 2005 22:07 (twenty years ago)

kelly, those really WERE business phonecalls earlier!!

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 April 2005 22:07 (twenty years ago)

I'll never tell.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 15 April 2005 22:08 (twenty years ago)

I've been outbid!

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 April 2005 22:11 (twenty years ago)

you're in north hollywood gear?? you're such a MINGE FACE

― charleston charge (chaki), Friday, 15 April 2005 22:13 (twenty years ago)

i guess i kinda lied when i said i only had $2.00 - because i've now bid $2.50.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 April 2005 22:14 (twenty years ago)

Does Vindictive Buttsex count as intimate relations? Because I can name a few candidates deserving of Vindictive Buttsex.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 15 April 2005 22:14 (twenty years ago)

For some reason ebay continues to have that as my address! I have since moved. WHAT IS A MINGE FACE

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Friday, 15 April 2005 22:15 (twenty years ago)

I bid $2.47 - you're a richer man than I am, Charlie Brown.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 April 2005 22:20 (twenty years ago)

Mandee, I was going to call you but yr number showed up as unavailable on my phone!

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 15 April 2005 22:20 (twenty years ago)

yeah yeah i don't like you anymore either, kelsey. : #

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 15 April 2005 22:46 (twenty years ago)

Momus has a sweet arse

― Open your eyes; you can fly! (ex machina), Friday, 15 April 2005 23:26 (twenty years ago)

I am now going out with my coworkers to get drunk.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 April 2005 23:29 (twenty years ago)

whoo-hoo! $2.75!

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Friday, 15 April 2005 23:29 (twenty years ago)

CMAN

― Open your eyes; you can fly! (ex machina), Friday, 15 April 2005 23:44 (twenty years ago)

I don't know what to think that I'm the first one mentioned on this thread! I'd love to know who started it !

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 16 April 2005 00:07 (twenty years ago)

lots of nongoth luvas hereabouts!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 16 April 2005 00:13 (twenty years ago)

I wrote that last post on a PDA with a pen thingy. In bed. Heh. Wotta geek I am.

Theres a coupla ILXorbois I'd like to jump but I'm not sayin!

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 16 April 2005 00:15 (twenty years ago)

RE: TRAYCE

I'D HIT IT!!!

― Open your eyes; you can fly! (ex machina), Saturday, 16 April 2005 00:16 (twenty years ago)

http://wizardishungry.com/lol/andrew-nf-burger.jpg

― ANDREW AT NF (ex machina), Saturday, 16 April 2005 00:17 (twenty years ago)

i want to stroke garu g's hair until he falls asleep.

i want to JACULATE ON HIS FACE

― phil-two (phil-two), Saturday, 16 April 2005 00:18 (twenty years ago)

you'd hit anything, jon!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 16 April 2005 00:19 (twenty years ago)

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/206/1685/640/hit_it_twice.jpg

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Saturday, 16 April 2005 00:19 (twenty years ago)

(that sounded MUCH meaner than i meant it to! jon is just so direct)

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 16 April 2005 00:20 (twenty years ago)

im pretty sure jon wouldnt hit that hyena girl from the sage francis show

― charleston charge (chaki), Saturday, 16 April 2005 00:22 (twenty years ago)

(Eisbär is so obviously gay for Jon.)

― gygax! (gygax!), Saturday, 16 April 2005 00:28 (twenty years ago)

http://c.myspace.com/00024/47/89/24679874_l.jpg
http://www.web-candy.com/valentinesday/hearts/Valani-ani-heart.gif
http://c.myspace.com/00020/39/30/20120393_l.jpg

― Open your eyes; you can fly! (ex machina), Saturday, 16 April 2005 00:35 (twenty years ago)

MR TOAD!!!!!!!! R.I.P.!!!!

― phil-two (phil-two), Saturday, 16 April 2005 00:39 (twenty years ago)

Gygax isn't dead!

― Samuel Glickstein (nordicskilla), Saturday, 16 April 2005 01:25 (twenty years ago)

(Eisbär is so obviously gay for Jon.)

my right foot will be gay for your ass if we ever met F2F.

p.s.: fuck you.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 16 April 2005 01:58 (twenty years ago)

I am so so so so sad that my boss was back at work today and so I missed this thread. I always want people to call me at work and now I missed my chance. :(

― n/a (Nick A.), Saturday, 16 April 2005 02:04 (twenty years ago)

I'll call you next time. We can talk about that Super 8 camera in your kitchen and if you ever use it and where you bought it.

― Samuel Glickstein (nordicskilla), Saturday, 16 April 2005 02:08 (twenty years ago)

OK. But it has to be when I'm at work.

I'm also sad that nickalicious, posting as my girlfriend, said he wanted to do me, instead of MY ACTUAL GIRLFRIEND SAYING SO.

― n/a (Nick A.), Saturday, 16 April 2005 02:09 (twenty years ago)

why? now you have TWO people w/ whom you can get busy!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 16 April 2005 02:11 (twenty years ago)

Also I can't believe that more of you didn't want a piece of this:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/naamme/IMG_0664.jpg
Mmm, yeah.

― n/a (Nick A.), Saturday, 16 April 2005 02:13 (twenty years ago)

the prob. was the pic you selected -- you shoulda reposted the one of you deep-throating that mammoth slice of pizza, if you wanted gals to get hot.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 16 April 2005 02:15 (twenty years ago)

yep, and soon enough:

http://www.arkansasrockers.com/database/images/bill-lumberg.jpg

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Saturday, 16 April 2005 02:19 (twenty years ago)

tad dude why are you so irritable?

― hstencil (hstencil), Saturday, 16 April 2005 02:21 (twenty years ago)

my right foot will be gay for your ass if we ever met F2F.
p.s.: fuck you.

-- Eisbär (llamasfu...), April 15th, 2005 7:58 PM. (llamasfur)

ooh, threatening language from a "lawyer", priceless!

i'll tell you what, sugar ray... i'll be in NYC next month, i'll send you very specific details. i'm interested in seeing how good you are at following up idle threats "F2F", internet tough guy!

― gygax! (gygax!), Saturday, 16 April 2005 02:25 (twenty years ago)

blount

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Saturday, 16 April 2005 02:28 (twenty years ago)

i'll be more than happy to -- send any details you want to my e-mail.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 16 April 2005 02:28 (twenty years ago)

please to be no fitey on thread, me brain sad!

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 16 April 2005 02:30 (twenty years ago)

though i admit that you are getting a little bolder w/ yer shit-talking ... especially since you normally talk yer shit in yer little noise-board hidey-hole.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 16 April 2005 02:31 (twenty years ago)

c'mon tad quit with toughguy crap and get back into LOVING. ya big pussycat.

― hstencil (hstencil), Saturday, 16 April 2005 02:33 (twenty years ago)

Fight!

― Samuel Glickstein (nordicskilla), Saturday, 16 April 2005 02:33 (twenty years ago)

Old guy fight!

― Samuel Glickstein (nordicskilla), Saturday, 16 April 2005 02:33 (twenty years ago)

This is like the first reel of a prison porno

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Saturday, 16 April 2005 02:33 (twenty years ago)

nick, i'll phone you at work whenever..

calling people today was fun!!!!

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Saturday, 16 April 2005 02:35 (twenty years ago)

adam i think you might be older than me.

HI MANDEE

― hstencil (hstencil), Saturday, 16 April 2005 02:37 (twenty years ago)

stence: i appreciate you trying to be peacemaker here and that yer friends w/ gygax and his bunch. w/ all due respects, however, this is NOT the first time gygax has talked shit about me -- or other ILXors. normally, he just does it on the stupid noise board hidey-hole, and he can there and talk as much shit as he wants. he's just getting a little bit of it thrown back in his face, fuck him if he doesn't like it.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 16 April 2005 02:40 (twenty years ago)

adam's younger than me! so he is younger than you

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Saturday, 16 April 2005 02:40 (twenty years ago)

Ummm, I wasn't referring to hstencil!

Where does this animosity stem from? Is it some kind of baseball argument or is gygax finally get tired at Tad's five zillionth GG Allin reference?

― Samuel Glickstein (nordicskilla), Saturday, 16 April 2005 02:44 (twenty years ago)

tad, I do believe you talked crap first. so you don't really have any leg to stand on wrt "thrown back in his face." if you're gonna talk crap and then get pissed when somebody calls you out on it, you're just being a bitch.

also the stupid noise board hidey-hole, as you call it, is where i like to spend a lot of my time. it's fine if you don't like, but don't insult it and the bunch of people who post there, esp. those you ostensibly are nice to, like myself. it's pretty douchebaggy, if i may say so. you're a nice dude in person and usually online too. being a jerk doesn't for no reason doesn't really suit you well.

― hstencil (hstencil), Saturday, 16 April 2005 02:48 (twenty years ago)

Dear diary,

Tonight (Friday) between 11:00 and midnight, I was online threatening some guy across the country on ILE while listening to DMX and wearing a bandana around my mouth. INTERNETTHUG.COM forever, yo.

Love,
Tadeusz Suchodolski aka "Eisbar"

― gygax! (gygax!), Saturday, 16 April 2005 02:52 (twenty years ago)

http://img143.exs.cx/img143/7189/cat23ut.jpg

― The Bill Cosby Show (1984) (leisuremachine), Saturday, 16 April 2005 02:55 (twenty years ago)

i'd sleep with tad and gygax!, obv.

― hstencil (hstencil), Saturday, 16 April 2005 02:56 (twenty years ago)

anyhoo.. um...

hi stence!

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Saturday, 16 April 2005 02:57 (twenty years ago)

HELLLLLLOOOOOO MANDEE

― hstencil (hstencil), Saturday, 16 April 2005 02:58 (twenty years ago)

i thought you had to work?

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Saturday, 16 April 2005 03:00 (twenty years ago)

get one room, you two!

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Saturday, 16 April 2005 03:07 (twenty years ago)

I tell you who I DONT wanna have relations with - people fussin and bitchin each other out on this thread hem hem! Silly boys, yeesh.

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 16 April 2005 03:09 (twenty years ago)

HI MANDEE

― Samuel Glickstein (nordicskilla), Saturday, 16 April 2005 04:02 (twenty years ago)

I am now drunk.

And I would like to say that I would totally do n/a. (Sarah, don't hit me).

― luna's e, Saturday, 16 April 2005 04:22 (twenty years ago)

Jesus H. Christ.

Reading this thread makes me feel like the completely invisible and oblivious newbie that I truly am. Going home now to jerk it and cry.

Simultaneously.

― Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Saturday, 16 April 2005 04:25 (twenty years ago)

it's ok i am all new and stuff, too!

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 16 April 2005 04:26 (twenty years ago)

Tantrum, I've been here for almost 18 months and nobody named me!

― Remy (x Jeremy), Saturday, 16 April 2005 04:28 (twenty years ago)

But I tell myself it's just cuz they couldn't deal with the awesomeness of my radiant nudity.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Saturday, 16 April 2005 04:28 (twenty years ago)

I'd do you, too.

― luna's e, Saturday, 16 April 2005 04:32 (twenty years ago)

yes, that's it, remy.

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 16 April 2005 04:39 (twenty years ago)

and you!

Fuck it, I'm just horny. I should go away.

― luna's e, Saturday, 16 April 2005 04:41 (twenty years ago)

Luna, I might join you in your drinking. I have Ouzo, beer, and whiskey. I wonder if I can invent a new cocktail.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Saturday, 16 April 2005 04:42 (twenty years ago)

And then we should do it!

I've been drinking long island iced teas and shots of patron silver.

― luna's e, Saturday, 16 April 2005 04:44 (twenty years ago)

I say this by way of explanation.

― luna's e, Saturday, 16 April 2005 04:44 (twenty years ago)

i had like three or four glasses of red wine, and then three beers. woo-hoo!

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 16 April 2005 04:45 (twenty years ago)

at least you two are in the same city!

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 16 April 2005 04:45 (twenty years ago)

Ned and I hung out tonight, Jaymc. We got dinner at House of Pies. We were hoping to run into your brother, but he didn't come.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Saturday, 16 April 2005 04:46 (twenty years ago)

Oh fine then, Remy you were mine, I only wasnt gonna say so cos I didnt want to embarrass you :(

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 16 April 2005 04:47 (twenty years ago)

he went to san diego tonight to see a friend of ours' band!

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 16 April 2005 04:48 (twenty years ago)

I was at the house of pies an hour ago.

― luna's e, Saturday, 16 April 2005 04:49 (twenty years ago)

is my brother known to hang out at the house of pies?

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 16 April 2005 04:49 (twenty years ago)

No. But he was saying he might come up for the Jennifer Gentle show. I haven't seen him since, like, October.

And whoa... Luna, we missed each other by like 45 minutes.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Saturday, 16 April 2005 04:51 (twenty years ago)

Dammit!

― luna's e, Saturday, 16 April 2005 04:52 (twenty years ago)

Aww... I bet you wouldn'ta come up anyhow. You're like the other Gear.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Saturday, 16 April 2005 04:53 (twenty years ago)

who is jennifer gentle?

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 16 April 2005 04:53 (twenty years ago)

If I had seen you, I would have come over and bought you pie.

― luna's e, Saturday, 16 April 2005 04:54 (twenty years ago)

Luna - Stellar!

Jaymc - A band Ned knows. He's at Spaceland watching the show now. We caught a bit of their in-store concert at Amoeba, and it was pretty good if not-exactly my thing. Shitty miking made it sound crummy, though.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Saturday, 16 April 2005 04:56 (twenty years ago)

I am still at work. : (

― hstencil (hstencil), Saturday, 16 April 2005 05:00 (twenty years ago)

I'm in bed! And its 4 in the afternoon! =)

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 16 April 2005 05:04 (twenty years ago)

i think mark has been pretty busy with school...

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 16 April 2005 05:05 (twenty years ago)

Personally I have not yet consumed enough beer this evening to fess up on this topic . . .

― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Saturday, 16 April 2005 05:28 (twenty years ago)

I'm at work....all night.......wired on coffee....listening to the Cramps....wishing it wasn't so fucking freezing in here.

And as far as the question of this thread goes, being that I'm a dizzyingly happy married man with a child, I'd say decorum and good taste forbid my answering the question.....but I do know who I'd select.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 16 April 2005 05:33 (twenty years ago)

Hstencil, and you know it.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Saturday, 16 April 2005 05:38 (twenty years ago)

alex, you tease

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 16 April 2005 05:43 (twenty years ago)

While Stence is admittedly -- nay, irrefutably -- a shimmering tower of celestial priapism who could make even George Clooney contemplate the reallignment of his sexual parameters, I had another name in mind.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 16 April 2005 05:45 (twenty years ago)

Madonna

― kephm, Saturday, 16 April 2005 06:07 (twenty years ago)

ORNALDO BLOOOMPS... duh.

― donut debonair (donut), Saturday, 16 April 2005 06:07 (twenty years ago)

Haha... here's a mind-bender. If you were on a desert island and you had to take it in the pooper from Doomie or conner smedley in order to survive, who'd it be?

― Remy (x Jeremy), Saturday, 16 April 2005 06:19 (twenty years ago)

Alex is so predictable. I SO know who it'd be (and noooo, it's SO not me -- don't be silly/ridiculous/insane/irrational).

Martin's list is one of those things that's a legendary part of the ILX experience, I think; I approach it as, "You know you've made it as an ILX regular, if you're a female, if you make Martin's list." So -- cool. Thanks. Andrew's mention completely surprised me. COMPLETELY. Like -- cue explosion of mind surprise. *squeak* (But not the "bring on the uneasy vibes" sort of surprise. Nope. Not that.)

I myself would be happy to experience the warm, comforting embrace of a great many ILXors. And maybe a little chaste kiss, too. Chaste kisses are great. Thus speaketh me. ;)

(All above are xposts) (Curses, Remy!)

― The Spirit of Sam Endicott (Dee the Lurker), Saturday, 16 April 2005 06:25 (twenty years ago)

Answer to Remy's q: I'll go with the dying option, thanks.

― The Spirit of Sam Endicott (Dee the Lurker), Saturday, 16 April 2005 06:27 (twenty years ago)

I have to admit, when I saw this as an unanswered question, I didn't think people would take the bait.

I was wrong. this is some crazy shit right here

― lemin (lemin), Saturday, 16 April 2005 07:05 (twenty years ago)

Are YOU the Trayce-loving "logged out" person, then, lemin? ;)

Anyway -- it's not so crazy considering past history here, I'd think. It's all in fun right now, though. Which is good. Applause-worthy.

― The Spirit of Sam Endicott (Dee the Lurker), Saturday, 16 April 2005 07:15 (twenty years ago)

I'm in bed! And its 4 in the afternoon! =)

You are LIVING THE DREAM.

― happy fun ball (kenan), Saturday, 16 April 2005 07:17 (twenty years ago)

xpost
haha no, that would be just the bit creepy + stalkerish seeing as i've never talked to Trayce before. not to mention most of the lot of you.

although, looking back, the question does come off a little creepy. but hey, nothing but fun came out of it, so it seems.

― lemin (lemin), Saturday, 16 April 2005 07:21 (twenty years ago)

I AM BEING BID ON BY A MAN WITH A NEGATIEV EBAY RATING!

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Saturday, 16 April 2005 07:42 (twenty years ago)

ALSO IM DRUNEKR

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Saturday, 16 April 2005 07:42 (twenty years ago)

i want to see andrew farrell and martin skidmore in a competition to see who can bone the most people from their lists.

― ken c (ken c), Saturday, 16 April 2005 07:45 (twenty years ago)

Haha... here's a mind-bender. If you were on a desert island and you had to take it in the pooper from Doomie or conner smedley in order to survive, who'd it be?

my mind is bending to try to work out a scenario in which one is in a desert island and have to take it in the pooper from Doomie or conner smedley in order to survive!

I mean, is it in exchange for food and water or something? Can't you just eat their semen?

― ken c (ken c), Saturday, 16 April 2005 07:49 (twenty years ago)

you better watch out for that jaymc, Gear. negative rating and all, he'll take what he won and leave you high and dry!

― lemin (lemin), Saturday, 16 April 2005 07:50 (twenty years ago)

chriist i haven't really thought this 'selling myself to the hihgest bidder' thing through, really. god knows what situations i'm putting myself in. maybe it'll be as smiple as a 'dance, boy' sort of thing, where i do a jig in a room as asshoels throw rotten eggs at me, or perhaps its something much moer nefarious, liek if goddamn callum wins me. 'i order you to bring me a nude and greeased nicky wire' or some such thing. or perhaps some ilxor chixor will buy me for the purposes of beeing in her harem. haha, okay that wouldn't be terrible, that'ss sort of the hope of this goddamned thing anyhow.

anyway, I saw Sin city tonight. pretty good! vaguely depressing at the thoguht of scumboy actor josh Hartnett killing lil Gilmore after the credits rolled, however. Clive Owen was channeling Mitchum in that motherfucker too. oh and I bought Pete rock and LC smoth's 'mecca and the soul borther' tonight, and it's pretty fucking amazing, i hadn't heard it in years. too busy with the poncey british pop acts and amerindie, dontcha knwo.

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Saturday, 16 April 2005 08:00 (twenty years ago)

haha i haven't checked my ebay rating. i guess, uh, i won an auction and then proceeded to ignore all communication from both ebay and the seller? yeah, i guess that would do it. oh well. i was drunk when i bid on you, gear!, if it makes you feel any better. slowly getting undrunk now. :(

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 16 April 2005 08:05 (twenty years ago)

KEEP DIRnKING AND BID ME UP

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Saturday, 16 April 2005 08:06 (twenty years ago)

no no the birds are singing now, i think that's my cue to pack it in

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 16 April 2005 08:09 (twenty years ago)

Hi Mandee!

I actually did know'd said that. Weirdly, I found out through my oldest friend, who has nothing whatsoever to do with ILX. I still haven't quite worked out how that happened. Still, its nice to be mentioned.

Is it sad that the first thing I did on clicking this thread was to do CTRL-F 'Matt DC'? The second thing was to abuse moderator priveleges to find out who started this thread. I'll come clean.

My actual answer = GEIR HONGRO. I would lovingly caress his shiny head a in tender post-coital embrace. And then whisper in his ear "I knew you had rhythm".

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Saturday, 16 April 2005 09:40 (twenty years ago)

hahah You can resist me! Actually this very moment I could resist myself as well.

― nathalie doing a soft foot shuffle (stevie nixed), Saturday, 16 April 2005 09:47 (twenty years ago)

The second thing was to abuse moderator priveleges to find out who started this thread. I'll come clean.

so who was it?

― ken c (ken c), Saturday, 16 April 2005 09:52 (twenty years ago)

Let me clear something up (possibly too late): All you have to do to make that list I posted was be female and an ILX regular, because all I was doing was replying to Mandee, who claimed there weren't many ladies on ILX. Because I am shy, my list of people I'd like to be intimate with is roughly the same as the list of people I'd like to hold hands with, ie very small. It's also comprised of people I've actually, y'know, met.

This varies, of couse. There are time when, as they say, I'd get up on a cracked plate.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Saturday, 16 April 2005 10:09 (twenty years ago)

My list was a bit different: imagine I'm single, person X (assuming they are also single) shows an interest, am I definitely up for it. There are loads of hot people on ILX, and an enormous number of people I like, so there is plenty of overlap (that's a simplistic and I admit not entirely accurate view of how this works for me).

Number I'd actually initiate a pass at: almost certainly zero. I mention that to reassure those listed that they don't have to worry about how to turn me down in a friendly manner or whatever.

Yes, meeting people, on or off my list above, might change my mind of course, either way.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 16 April 2005 10:40 (twenty years ago)

heheh I didn't/don't mind not being mentioned! :-) As you all know I'm only interested in Noone/noone. ;-)

― nathalie doing a soft foot shuffle (stevie nixed), Saturday, 16 April 2005 10:43 (twenty years ago)

Because I am shy, my list of people I'd like to be intimate with is roughly the same as the list of people I'd like to hold hands with, ie very small. It's also comprised of people I've actually, y'know, met.

wait.. being shy doesn't really mean YOU WOULDN'T LIKE TO BE intimate with someone. it's just not asking for the things in the world you like to!

― ken c (ken c), Saturday, 16 April 2005 11:02 (twenty years ago)

This week it's clearly Johnney B!

― oh no, Saturday, 16 April 2005 11:59 (twenty years ago)

I'd have intimate relations with anyone who wanted to have such relations with me. I don't think anyone here does...at least not yet.

― Ian Riese-Moraine. To Hell with you and your gradual evolution! (Eastern Mantra), Saturday, 16 April 2005 12:48 (twenty years ago)

HI ADAM!

HI Matt! I'm glad you were flattered that I think you're cute, rather than creeped out.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Saturday, 16 April 2005 13:21 (twenty years ago)

Aja

-- Open your eyes; you can fly! (hot.air.balloo...), April 15th, 2005 10:23 AM.

Why?

You must tell me why, otherwise I am to assume you are fucking crazy!

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 16 April 2005 13:48 (twenty years ago)

Mandee, being fancied by you is hardly likely to creep anyone out! I'm not even going to check with Matt about his reaction to being on my list might be! The key difference is you = hot young woman, me = unhot old man.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 16 April 2005 14:43 (twenty years ago)

Remy and I almost ran into Luna at House o' Pies? Alas for bad timing!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 16 April 2005 14:58 (twenty years ago)

Obviously, ILX is full of hottt chixor/guyxor (and hotttness is a lot more than a mere physical quality), but the first ones to come to my mind are Kate/Papa November, Roxy, and Remy.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Saturday, 16 April 2005 15:08 (twenty years ago)

I really need to get to know myself better, if know I mean...

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Saturday, 16 April 2005 15:10 (twenty years ago)

Oh I do...

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Saturday, 16 April 2005 15:11 (twenty years ago)

(I think I was trying to say, "if you know what I mean")

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Saturday, 16 April 2005 15:11 (twenty years ago)

Oh I got it anyway you sexy bitch you.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Saturday, 16 April 2005 15:12 (twenty years ago)

The Two Faces of Spencer

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 16 April 2005 15:17 (twenty years ago)

This question is kind of moot for some of us.

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 16 April 2005 16:49 (twenty years ago)

I HAVE HAD INTIMATE RELATIONS WITH LEMIN'S KIMONO

― joseph (joseph), Saturday, 16 April 2005 17:10 (twenty years ago)

The Two Faces of Spencer

I keep spiking my own drinks with roofies, but it never seems to work for some reason.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Saturday, 16 April 2005 17:15 (twenty years ago)

I am currently two glasses of wine down, which is not enough to make me drunk, but enough to keep me logged in. Sticking to those I've never met, I'd say...

Remy
Nickalish
Adaml
Eyeball Kicks

This is not comprehensive, they just sprang to mind. And now I'll never be able to talk to any of the above ever again. Kisses.

― Anna (Anna), Saturday, 16 April 2005 17:47 (twenty years ago)

Haha... here's a mind-bender. If you were on a desert island and you had to take it in the pooper from Doomie or conner smedley in order to survive, who'd it be?

Let's not forget that conner Smedley was a lady.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 16 April 2005 17:51 (twenty years ago)

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 16 April 2005 17:52 (twenty years ago)

I think I got that wrong.

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 16 April 2005 17:53 (twenty years ago)

xpost to joe
haha i believe i have photographed proof of that somewhere. you best watch out...

― lemin (lemin), Saturday, 16 April 2005 18:02 (twenty years ago)

I'm not even going to check with Matt about his reaction to being on my list might be

Considering we've had this discussion face-to-face on at least two occasions I was not exactly surprised, put it that way.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Saturday, 16 April 2005 18:55 (twenty years ago)

a frosty sexual atmosphere has descended on the thread

― Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 16 April 2005 20:09 (twenty years ago)

Fucking Frosty wasn't all that fun.

― M. White (Miguelito), Saturday, 16 April 2005 20:19 (twenty years ago)

I click on this thing, and there am I! A mere few posts back, of five hundred! Nowhere else, of course! Thank you, Anna, for remembering the name (I am seldom here nowadays). (And seldom thenadays.)

Meanwhile, this thread is mad.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Saturday, 16 April 2005 21:20 (twenty years ago)

jimd. so hot.

― phil-two (phil-two), Saturday, 16 April 2005 21:25 (twenty years ago)

allyzay, roxymuzak, and mandee.

dont tell anybody!

― latebloomer: strawman knockdowner (latebloomer), Saturday, 16 April 2005 21:31 (twenty years ago)

― Samuel Glickstein (nordicskilla), Saturday, 16 April 2005 21:52 (twenty years ago)

Benjamin Biolay*

*if he is in fact the French torch singer, and not an internet imposter

― Mary (Mary), Saturday, 16 April 2005 21:56 (twenty years ago)

http://teemix.aufeminin.com/imworld/stars/fan/D20040421/1126_686439155_noir_et_blanc_H155108_L.jpg

Could it be true?

― Mary (Mary), Saturday, 16 April 2005 21:57 (twenty years ago)

Yes RJG does post here.

― Samuel Glickstein (nordicskilla), Saturday, 16 April 2005 22:01 (twenty years ago)

That swarthy man.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 16 April 2005 22:02 (twenty years ago)

xpost lemin

wouldn't be the first time an embarrassing photo of me has made the online rounds (tho i would actually like to see it!)

― joseph (joseph), Saturday, 16 April 2005 22:31 (twenty years ago)

xpost

Okay, I'll stop being coy- I'd say for me it's gotta be the Czech blastcore dudes- I might not survive the experience but what a way to go . . . .

― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Sunday, 17 April 2005 16:06 (twenty years ago)

I hate to wreck your dreams, Mary, but there is no way the real Benjamin Biolay comes here to ask questions about masturbation.

― Momus (Momus), Sunday, 17 April 2005 18:53 (twenty years ago)

C'est la vie!

― Mary (Mary), Sunday, 17 April 2005 19:40 (twenty years ago)

It's, like, the most depressing thing on earth when there's one of these threads and there's guys who post lists of how they fancy EVERY SINGLE FEMALE REGULAR on ILX and you don't even make that.

How things have changed in the 3 years since the "So Right Then Who Wants To Shag Me" days. I've gone from hott chick to sexual zero.

Guess that celibacy vow I took the other day will be coming in useful now...

― Adherents of the Repeated Kate (kate), Monday, 18 April 2005 11:33 (twenty years ago)

I pick . . . Kate. I reckon she knows a few tricks that'd make me whistle like a canary.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Monday, 18 April 2005 12:00 (twenty years ago)

Yes, but some people might not be posting the manes of people they actually do fancy b/c they don't want to embarrass them or creep them out perhaps? (x-post)

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 18 April 2005 12:03 (twenty years ago)

"manes" = "names", damnit.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 18 April 2005 12:04 (twenty years ago)

Awwww... that's sweet!

(Now I guess I should have stayed logged in when I annonymously picked you upthread! Weex!)

x-post

― Lapdog Shoesnog (kate), Monday, 18 April 2005 12:04 (twenty years ago)

x-x-post, oh god - not that I don't fancy Pash (or his guitar pedals more like) but I was flirting with Johnney!

― Lapdog Shoesnog (kate), Monday, 18 April 2005 12:09 (twenty years ago)

the one with the biggest tits!

― Ste (Fuzzy), Monday, 18 April 2005 12:12 (twenty years ago)

I don't post here.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 18 April 2005 12:13 (twenty years ago)

That was you who was choo-choo-choosing me? Aw, shucks! *blush*

xpost

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Monday, 18 April 2005 12:17 (twenty years ago)

::twiddles hair and looks bashfully at shoes::

― Lapdog Shoesnog (kate), Monday, 18 April 2005 12:20 (twenty years ago)

and there's guys who post lists of how they fancy EVERY SINGLE FEMALE REGULAR on ILX and you don't even make that.

Er, if this is me, then you are on that list upthread, though it isn't a shagging list.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 18 April 2005 12:32 (twenty years ago)

Shame you've taken that celibacy vow, huh?

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Monday, 18 April 2005 12:35 (twenty years ago)

Andrew, you are never going to live this down.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Monday, 18 April 2005 12:38 (twenty years ago)

This is one of the most depressing threads I've ever read on ILx.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Monday, 18 April 2005 12:38 (twenty years ago)

and it's not even like it's an ORIGINAL thread

if you were to have an embarrassed fratty one night stand with an ilxor who would it be with???

:(((

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 18 April 2005 12:40 (twenty years ago)

It's April, isn't it?

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 18 April 2005 12:44 (twenty years ago)

I didn't think that by April showers we meant these kinds of showers.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Monday, 18 April 2005 12:46 (twenty years ago)

Thanks for that link, Ken, it has just reminded me why I should NEVER EVER EVER HOOK UP WITH AN ILX0R EVER, oh god, depressing, yuck, so much for the happy fun flirting.

― Lapdog Shoesnog (kate), Monday, 18 April 2005 12:46 (twenty years ago)

i'm sorry you and jon williams didn't work out :(

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 18 April 2005 12:50 (twenty years ago)

Now now, Ken.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 18 April 2005 12:57 (twenty years ago)

Marcello, this is not even on the map as far as depressing ilx threads go! I mean check out some of the old moderator threads someday....

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 18 April 2005 12:59 (twenty years ago)

If you could have intimate relations with only 1 ILX0r who would it be?

*whistles*

― $V£N! (blueski), Monday, 18 April 2005 12:59 (twenty years ago)

Anyway no fucker picked me, so I d1spwn the lot of yuo.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 18 April 2005 13:01 (twenty years ago)

I picked yer guitar pedals! Does that count? :-)

― Lapdog Shoesnog (kate), Monday, 18 April 2005 13:02 (twenty years ago)

o much for the happy fun flirting.

Aw, I was enjoying that!

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Monday, 18 April 2005 13:03 (twenty years ago)

It'll have to, Kate!

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 18 April 2005 13:03 (twenty years ago)

I don't get the ball gag gag.

― Cathy (Cathy), Monday, 18 April 2005 13:04 (twenty years ago)

k-r0wr!!

http://resource.harshnoise.com/wyllie_risingsuni.jpg

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 18 April 2005 13:05 (twenty years ago)

http://www.dijkmanmuziek.nl/catalog/images/crybaby.jpg
Wah!

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 18 April 2005 13:10 (twenty years ago)

Stop it, or Kate'll explode in 0rgasmic delight.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Monday, 18 April 2005 13:14 (twenty years ago)

since id rather go with history over mystery, adam hexenduction would be my pick, as ive known him since like, forever since breakfast. i dont know the rest of you well enough, even if this is a joke thread.

i'd bid on gear just because he's a redhead.

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Monday, 18 April 2005 13:59 (twenty years ago)

I don't really understand the whole "OH NO nobody picked me!!" mentality. I mean, I hope that people generally like me, but I can't imagine that I've given anyone any reason to straight-up fancy me. I'd be quite surprised if someone said they did: I'd be like, why?

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 18 April 2005 14:33 (twenty years ago)

(I say that not out of self-loathing or anything, I would just be very curious!)

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 18 April 2005 14:33 (twenty years ago)

Also: I'm shocked and delighted to have made a list, though I won't be taking Anthony up on it (!) due to the whole, you know, not-a-girl business.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 18 April 2005 14:39 (twenty years ago)

I can't imagine that I've given anyone any reason to straight-up fancy me

but it usually doesnt take much for internet mentalists like us to get internet mentalist crushes. all it takes is like one cute pic or like an "omg! you have an original tigermilk pressing?" before we start thinking about like getting married and adopting asian babies

― phil-two (phil-two), Monday, 18 April 2005 14:55 (twenty years ago)

OMG, I forgot to mention teh Teeny! Her too!!!

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Monday, 18 April 2005 14:58 (twenty years ago)

Why did people list more than one person?

― $V£N! (blueski), Monday, 18 April 2005 15:13 (twenty years ago)

Oh yeah, because some people just can't resist pointing out how miffed they are by not being mentioned...

― $V£N! (blueski), Monday, 18 April 2005 15:14 (twenty years ago)

Why did people list more than one person?

We're just packin' lots of horn, is all.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Monday, 18 April 2005 15:23 (twenty years ago)

i'd bid on gear just because he's a redhead.

finally!

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Monday, 18 April 2005 15:24 (twenty years ago)

She knows who she is.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Monday, 18 April 2005 15:25 (twenty years ago)

I like threads like these, cuz you people can't smell me.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 18 April 2005 15:27 (twenty years ago)

Right, I now strike your name from my list.

― Anna (Anna), Monday, 18 April 2005 15:29 (twenty years ago)

We're just packin' lots of horn, is all.

f'reals. i blame the thread author, whoever they were. they should've just titled it 'If you could have intimate relations with as many ILXOrs as you wanted, who would they be?' and every post would be a list of everyone who has ever posted...

sorry it sounds like i'm angry here but i'm really not, just pointing out the daftness of it all (cos THAT'S not annoying huh?)...kisses all

― $V£N! (blueski), Monday, 18 April 2005 15:29 (twenty years ago)

This thread is okay, it made me make the funny thread, that doesn't happen often!

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 18 April 2005 15:30 (twenty years ago)

just wanted to let you all know that i dont have any stds... in case that was holding you lot back from wanting intimate relations with me!

― phil-two (phil-two), Monday, 18 April 2005 15:32 (twenty years ago)

yeah, but you're an illinois fan

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Monday, 18 April 2005 15:34 (twenty years ago)

Well, if it came down to it I'd have a really difficult time choosing between HUAAAAGGGGGHHHH

(collapses, garrotted by wife and infant child)

(but really there are at least three names that jumped to mind)

― Douglas (Douglas), Monday, 18 April 2005 15:41 (twenty years ago)

Aw, thanks Douglas.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 18 April 2005 15:43 (twenty years ago)

i'm impressed the infant child joined in the garrotting

― $V£N! (blueski), Monday, 18 April 2005 15:44 (twenty years ago)

You know MiniWolk is a kicker of ass.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 18 April 2005 15:45 (twenty years ago)

http://www.douglasandlisa.com/sterling/s16.html

― Douglas (Douglas), Monday, 18 April 2005 15:49 (twenty years ago)

I wouldn't know, I don't trust internet pics of chicks (too many internet chicks have taught me that)

― Schwip Schwap (schwip schwap), Monday, 18 April 2005 15:51 (twenty years ago)

Shazam.

(Gorgeous!)

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 April 2005 15:51 (twenty years ago)

It's, like, the most depressing thing on earth when there's one of these threads and there's guys who post lists of how they fancy EVERY SINGLE FEMALE REGULAR on ILX and you don't even make that.

Well I wasn't included either but I don't mind at all.

― nathalie doing a soft foot shuffle (stevie nixed), Monday, 18 April 2005 15:56 (twenty years ago)

Perchance that has something to do with your username.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 18 April 2005 15:57 (twenty years ago)

Douglas's baby is METAL. ::kickass::

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Monday, 18 April 2005 15:58 (twenty years ago)

Btw, I just had a STD check as well, and I'm clear as the conscious of a monkey.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 18 April 2005 16:00 (twenty years ago)

Er, totally clear, that is.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 18 April 2005 16:02 (twenty years ago)

I seem to remember some monkeys getting caught up in a virus scandal, yeah.

― Schwip Schwap (schwip schwap), Monday, 18 April 2005 16:04 (twenty years ago)

schwip schwap have you met some uglies on the interweb?

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Monday, 18 April 2005 16:05 (twenty years ago)

email me your setup

-- charltonlido (...) (webmail), April 21st, 2005 10:20 AM. (gareth) (later) (link)

― Open your eyes; you can fly! (ex machina), Thursday, 21 April 2005 19:32 (twenty years ago)

I got Ally's postcard! It's assumed a place of honor on my CD shelf, next to my other postcards.

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Thursday, 21 April 2005 19:35 (twenty years ago)

OMG, I forgot to mention teh Teeny! Her too!!!

i am embarrassed to say that my eye caught the capital T and capital H and my ego filled in the rest

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 22 April 2005 00:20 (twenty years ago)

Tracer Hand.

― jed_ (jed), Friday, 22 April 2005 01:55 (twenty years ago)

That Michael Stuchbery, he has such strong arms. His lovemusk makes me giddy.

― No Sir, Friday, 22 April 2005 02:33 (twenty years ago)

Andrew, you are never going to live this down.

Yeah, I'm no longer concerned about a beating I may get from lady ILXors the next time I turn up for a FAP :)

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 22 April 2005 07:18 (twenty years ago)

It's, like, the most depressing thing on earth when there's one of these threads and there's guys who post lists of how they fancy EVERY SINGLE FEMALE REGULAR on ILX and you don't even make that.
Haha, me too Kate, me too!

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Friday, 22 April 2005 11:00 (twenty years ago)

How has it already been a week since this thread started?

― stephen morris (stephen morris), Friday, 22 April 2005 11:42 (twenty years ago)

so many ILXORs, so little time eh?

― $V£N! (blueski), Friday, 22 April 2005 11:44 (twenty years ago)

I took my love and I took it down
Climbed a mountain and turned around
And I saw my reflection in the snow-covered hills
'til the landslide brought it down
Oh, mirror in the sky -What is love?
Can the child within my heart rise above?
Can I sail through the changin'...ocean tides
Can I handle the seasons of my life?
I don't know.....I don't know
Well I've been afraid of changin'
because I've built my life around you
But time makes you bolder, even children get older
And I'm getting older too....
So, take my love...take it down
Climb a mountain and turn around
and if you see my reflection in the snow-covered hills...
well the landslide will bring it down
The landslide will bring it down

― stephen morris (stephen morris), Friday, 22 April 2005 11:49 (twenty years ago)

a beating I may get from lady ILXors the next time I turn up for an FAP

mmm, that may encourage me to attend the next one! what a lovely fetishistic thought for a friday afternoon ;-)

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 22 April 2005 12:05 (twenty years ago)

'lovely'

― $V£N! (blueski), Friday, 22 April 2005 12:06 (twenty years ago)

all of a sudden i cannot see out of my periscope, it is flushed with brine

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 22 April 2005 12:10 (twenty years ago)

Is that a double entendre?

― Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 22 April 2005 12:13 (twenty years ago)

"I couldn't shoot out of my pistol, it had gone all wet and floppy" (Charles Hawtrey explaining why his gun wasn't working in Carry On Spying)

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 22 April 2005 12:14 (twenty years ago)

so far i've only been mentioned by myself!!

which is just the way i like it thank you :)

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 22 April 2005 12:51 (twenty years ago)

I'd have intimate relations with anyone who wanted to have such relations with me. I don't think anyone here does...at least not yet.

-- Ian Riese-Moraine. To Hell with you and your gradual evolution! (eastern_mantr...), April 16th, 2005.

Right on. I think this sums up the male condition better than any quote since Ol' Dirty Bastard (R.I.P.):

"I ain't got no problem wit you fuckin' me, but I got a little trouble wit you NOT fuckin me"

― Ash (ashbyman), Friday, 22 April 2005 13:10 (twenty years ago)

And it's not even desperation, either, Ash. I'm just not used to anyone liking me! Well, not locally at least...

― Ian Riese-Moraine. To Hell with you and your gradual evolution! (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 22 April 2005 15:56 (twenty years ago)

If you could have intimate relations with only 1 ILX0r who would it be?

the first person to cite themselves can go..fuck themselves.

― latebloomer: But when the monkey die, people gonna cry. (latebloomer), Friday, 22 April 2005 16:29 (twenty years ago)

if anyone wants a voicemail this week, i'm open for business.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 22 April 2005 17:05 (twenty years ago)

If we scratch any past misdemeanours from my record: Spencer Chow, I think.

― Lara (Lara), Friday, 22 April 2005 17:14 (twenty years ago)

I pick pinxorchixor

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Friday, 22 April 2005 17:16 (twenty years ago)

Ooh, voicemail.

― Ian Riese-Moraine. To Hell with you and your gradual evolution! (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 22 April 2005 17:26 (twenty years ago)

Ash, that absolutely is untrue of you. (Do I count?)

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 22 April 2005 19:16 (twenty years ago)

RJG

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 22 April 2005 19:26 (twenty years ago)

Tart.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 22 April 2005 19:26 (twenty years ago)

i've crushed on lara for years

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Friday, 22 April 2005 19:34 (twenty years ago)

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 22 April 2005 20:21 (twenty years ago)

*amused*

― Jimmy Mod Knows You Eat Your Own Farts (ModJ), Friday, 22 April 2005 20:53 (twenty years ago)

okay well someone won me in the ebay auction for a tidy sum. Why do I have the sinking feeling it's not someone from ILX?

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Saturday, 23 April 2005 04:04 (twenty years ago)

Squeal lahk a pig, aw yeah.

― Curious George (1/6 Scale Model) (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 23 April 2005 12:01 (twenty years ago)

I still wanna know who the hell started this thread and not only named me but spelled my name normal like. I'm dying of thingo.

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 23 April 2005 12:05 (twenty years ago)

Unless they meant Tracer or some other Trace and not me wah :(

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 23 April 2005 12:06 (twenty years ago)

Gear!, I won you. I'm sure I'm a disappointment, but then I did buy you to asset-strip you and sell off the various parts, junking the useless ones.

Of course, if you'd like to put forward a management buy-out, we can talk business...

― Markelby (Mark C), Saturday, 23 April 2005 16:49 (twenty years ago)

well I was hoping some female ilxor would pwn me, but what are you gonna do!

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Saturday, 23 April 2005 23:04 (twenty years ago)

I don't have a credit card!

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 23 April 2005 23:45 (twenty years ago)

I ACCEPT CASH

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Saturday, 23 April 2005 23:45 (twenty years ago)

You know what, I would like to bend Tep over the dining-room table.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Sunday, 24 April 2005 00:20 (twenty years ago)

I take that back.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Sunday, 24 April 2005 00:20 (twenty years ago)

You can't take it back! It's already out there!

― happy fun ball (kenan), Sunday, 24 April 2005 00:24 (twenty years ago)

aww, those "landslide" lyrics sure are sen-ti-mental

awww

― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Sunday, 24 April 2005 00:28 (twenty years ago)

I ACCEPT CASH
I accept trivial trinkets, like wrappers for Hershey's Kisses, half-second clips of infomercials, and John Tesh records.

― Ian Riese-Moraine has a grenade, that pineapple's not just a toy! (Eastern Mantr, Sunday, 24 April 2005 18:37 (twenty years ago)

i thot reading this thread might cheer me up but it isn't. : (

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 25 April 2005 04:46 (twenty years ago)

trust me you're not the only one.

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Monday, 25 April 2005 04:48 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

jesus what a fucking floozy i was on this thread.

― i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Thursday, 21 September 2006 22:31 (nineteen years ago)

There are two long lists of every womang ever on ILX, and i *STILL* don't get a mention?

― I don't actually care, but it seems to be the done thing to grumble about it (ai, Friday, 22 September 2006 06:40 (nineteen years ago)

OH man this thread. Jeezum. *embarrassed*

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 22 September 2006 06:45 (nineteen years ago)

i thought this would be a 2002 thread.

― i am faek_kit (g-kit), Friday, 22 September 2006 07:14 (nineteen years ago)

I was just going to say Ailsa, but now she grumbled about it I don't know anymore. :-)

― StanM (StanM), Friday, 22 September 2006 07:21 (nineteen years ago)

Hahaha!

― ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 22 September 2006 07:28 (nineteen years ago)

I have five (insert local currency) for anyone who'll delete this thread.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 22 September 2006 07:28 (nineteen years ago)

Why? Why wouldn't you want to laugh at people's desperation?

― ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 22 September 2006 07:31 (nineteen years ago)

I'll sleep with whoever deletes this thread

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 22 September 2006 07:33 (nineteen years ago)

Thanks a lot, Ken.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 22 September 2006 07:35 (nineteen years ago)

He could have offered a blowjob.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 22 September 2006 10:52 (nineteen years ago)

can't believe people replied to this thread. probably the same people who post to WDYLL threads.

― EARLY-90S MAN (Enrique), Friday, 22 September 2006 10:56 (nineteen years ago)

The practical answer to this question is myself.

― mei (mei), Friday, 22 September 2006 11:09 (nineteen years ago)

admit it milton, you wanna do all of us.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 22 September 2006 11:09 (nineteen years ago)

i would like to bukkake stet, preferably as some sort of finishing move after he tries to beat me up

― The Real DG (D to thee G), Friday, 22 September 2006 11:11 (nineteen years ago)

Bitter, much?

― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Friday, 22 September 2006 11:16 (nineteen years ago)

BUT WHICH OF YOU HAS TEH BIGGER PENIS?? WE ALL CARE. xpost

― teh_kit (g-kit), Friday, 22 September 2006 11:17 (nineteen years ago)

Bitter, much?

just a half thanks, i'm driving...LIKE RICHARD HAMMOND

― The Real DG (D to thee G), Friday, 22 September 2006 11:18 (nineteen years ago)

depends what you eat the night before

xpost

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 22 September 2006 11:18 (nineteen years ago)

I feel so embarassed now because I didn't know that the ChickenBear was lurking and had read this thread.

― GILLY'S BAGG'EAR VANCE OF COUPARI (Ex Leon), Friday, 22 September 2006 12:27 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

where are the new hot bitches

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 00:32 (nineteen years ago)

RIGHT HERE.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 00:34 (nineteen years ago)

agreed.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 00:37 (nineteen years ago)

i mean

...

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 00:38 (nineteen years ago)

i would like to bukkake stet, preferably as some sort of finishing move after he tries to beat me up

I don't think I can rise to that.

― stet (stet), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 00:45 (nineteen years ago)

I always get vaguely embarrased when this thread gets revived :/

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 00:56 (nineteen years ago)

everyone is married in this town, wtf

― gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 01:04 (nineteen years ago)

haha "intimate relations"
i would have intimate relations with all this ilxors

threads like this are mental! but funny:

phil-two otm:
but it usually doesnt take much for internet mentalists like us to get internet mentalist crushes. all it takes is like one cute pic or like an "omg! you have an original tigermilk pressing?" before we start thinking about like getting married and adopting asian babies

which goes well with what nickaldjf;ks said:
I like threads like these, cuz you people can't smell me.

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 01:25 (nineteen years ago)

Wow, Mandee, what a hussy you used to be.

― Django Blowhardt (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 01:34 (nineteen years ago)

The calling was fun.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 02:15 (nineteen years ago)

where are the new hot bitches

-- roc u like a § (jo...), November 14th, 2006. (ex machina) (later) (link)

where is your girlfriend?!?

― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 03:56 (nineteen years ago)

uh, yeah

― i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 04:17 (nineteen years ago)

I don't have a girlfriend.

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 04:22 (nineteen years ago)

i would have intimate relations with all this ilxors

dying

― Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 04:23 (nineteen years ago)

well then she better start paying rent if she wants to keep living here!
xp ;)

― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 04:24 (nineteen years ago)

sometimes my entire xpost be like DAMNNN!

― Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 04:33 (nineteen years ago)

u slutz

― wordy rappaport (EstieButtez1), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 06:09 (nineteen years ago)

email me your setup
-- charltonlido (...) (webmail), April 21st

― -- (688), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 09:06 (nineteen years ago)

Myself obviously.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 09:10 (nineteen years ago)

The really hot dude:

buzz cut greatly preferred
facial hair a big+
and a little chest hair

any takers?

― less-than three's Christiane F. (drowned in milk), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 09:11 (nineteen years ago)

Being gay would be nice too

― less-than three's Christiane F. (drowned in milk), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 09:15 (nineteen years ago)

RIGHT HERE.
i'll say!

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 09:19 (nineteen years ago)

The really hot dude:
buzz cut greatly preferred
facial hair a big+
and a little chest hair

any takers?

If you can manage a bit of back hair too, that's me. But unfortunately I mostly get intimate with girls.

I don't think you were a hussy Mands, I would've spread for ten to fifteen too. Don't know about the new generation though, but it's not their fault, I'm not here as much as in 2005.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 10:10 (nineteen years ago)

But unfortunately I mostly get intimate with girls.

marc loi, you have excelled yourself

― -- (688), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 10:12 (nineteen years ago)

10 to 15 has dwindled down to like, maybe .65 of an ilxor

― i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 13:42 (nineteen years ago)

Is this including the ones we've already slept with? Or in addition to?

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 13:58 (nineteen years ago)

!!!!

Or COMBINED! The ones we slept with + some extras!

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 13:59 (nineteen years ago)

maybe .65 of an ilxor

ha ha aka 'all good from the neck down'

― 2 american 4 u (blueski), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 14:00 (nineteen years ago)

.35 of you is head??

― sunny successor agrees: gay dad always trumps slutty mom (katharine), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 14:03 (nineteen years ago)

Mmm head

― === temporary username === (Mark C), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 14:10 (nineteen years ago)

Who needs legs if the girl is on top? I'd say head is more essential.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 15:57 (nineteen years ago)

I'm afraid to click the "show all posts" and look at the older content on this thread, but I am curious, is this the one where the phrase "waterfalls of pussy" was first cooked up?

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 16:26 (nineteen years ago)

Ctrl+F says "No go, Nicka"

― teh_kit (g-kit), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

I am curious, is this the one where the phrase "waterfalls of pussy" was first cooked up?

I remember seeing it on the Friday flirting thread but I don't know if that's where it was first 'cooked up'.

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

I think I remember promising to cover Mandee's bar tab at World FAP if she promised to whisper that phrase in my ear at regular intervals.

― Django Blowhardt (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

i think i remember youre a married dude

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

/jaymc

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

'waterfalls of pussy' is something a friend of mine says a lot. i just stole his catchphrase to make myself look cool. anyway, i think that started on one of those friday flirting threads (i look like a floozy on all of those ones, too).

― i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

That's their whole idea.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 06:16 (nineteen years ago)

ILX used to be so much dirtier. Or maybe I just stopped noticing.

― aesthetically pleasing, in other words 'fly' (kenan), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 06:23 (nineteen years ago)

maria definitely

oh my i am drunk

― t0dd swiss (immobilisme), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 06:25 (nineteen years ago)

- There's a rumor going around that Nabisco has a sizable, magnificently-crafted penis.

-- nabisco (--...) (webmail), April 15th, 2005 6:05 AM. (nabisco) (link)

haha This thread is bringing the late night lolz. "Magnificently-crafted." Like it's hewn from the finest virgin timber.

― aesthetically pleasing, in other words 'fly' (kenan), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 06:30 (nineteen years ago)

indeed

― magnificently-crafted waterfalls of latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 06:53 (nineteen years ago)

Nice Soul Coughing reference Kenan :)

― It's a hard world for little things... (papa november), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 07:37 (nineteen years ago)

tanks

― aesthetically pleasing, in other words 'fly' (kenan), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 07:40 (nineteen years ago)

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