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donut debonair (donut), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 15:52 (twenty years ago)

Life is life.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 15:54 (twenty years ago)

That said, good Mr. Donut:

White Smoke At The Vatican

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 15:55 (twenty years ago)

http://coverart.last.fm/300x300/13516.jpg

"PLEASE ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF!"

(Ned: I searched for "Pope" and got "Pope Dan" not this.. USE BETTER KEYWORDS IN TITLE NEXT TIME!)

donut debonair (donut), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 15:56 (twenty years ago)

Oi, I didn't title the thread!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 15:57 (twenty years ago)

That was a general "YOU"

donut debonair (donut), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 15:57 (twenty years ago)

I suggest we all have a celebratory drink. Habemus FAPam.

Madchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 16:04 (twenty years ago)

http://www.natcath.com/NCR_Online/archives/041699/041699a.htm

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 16:05 (twenty years ago)

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2005/04/19/ratz128.jpg

They elected the emperor palapatine pope.

suzy (suzy), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 16:06 (twenty years ago)

He's supposed to be pretty conservative so I guess they've sent their message to the world.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 16:12 (twenty years ago)

How old is he? (you know what I'm thinking).

MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 16:28 (twenty years ago)

78 apparently.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 16:28 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, definitely Palpatine-esque.

Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 16:38 (twenty years ago)

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2005/04/19/international/POPE.slide.468.1hp.jpg

Who wants to be the first to photoshop blue lightning coming out of his fingertips?

Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 16:41 (twenty years ago)

what a great name. ratzinger. sort of scary looking as well. WHAT HAPPENED TO A POPE FROM A THIRD WORLD NATION.

sheesh.

jane (jane), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 16:42 (twenty years ago)

Dude on the right's checking out some o' dat sweet pope ass!

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 16:43 (twenty years ago)

I dont know people were expecting the unexpected from the CATHOLIC CHURCH. Its like the fucking Roman Senate.. Aint no way theyre gonna give up power to someone not from Europe.

Actor Sizemore fails drug test with fake penis (jingleberries), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:01 (twenty years ago)

should i be happy or sad that the church is gonna be even more discredited here in Ireland

fcussen (Burger), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:03 (twenty years ago)

http://www.inejacet.nl/thomasharris/Lecter.jpg

Shatterproof Glass (dymaxia), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:03 (twenty years ago)

INteresting quote on the BBC news website, I wouldn't like to be in Jurandir's shoes...

JURANDIR ARAUJ, NATIONAL CONFERENCE OF BRAZILIAN BISHOPS
It seems that he is too conservative. Hopefully the Holy Spirit can help him change. We expected a person like John Paul. Somebody who could give the Church alternatives ... open the Church to the world, look more at reality.

Porkpie (porkpie), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:09 (twenty years ago)

Actor Sizemore OTM. Anyone even vaguely expecting any real change either doesn't know anything about the Church power structure or is just on some crazy pipe dream.

Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:30 (twenty years ago)

AOL just did that flickering-on-startup thing where it doesnt align headlines with images properly for a few seconds, and it gloriously showed a pic of Ratzinger, his arms upheld, with the headline "I Hate My Job".

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:05 (twenty years ago)

It's funny that we still call him Ratzinger. I wonder when we'll forget that he has a birth name, like whenever some said "Karol Wojtyla" and you'd be like "wha? ... oh, yeah JP2."

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:07 (twenty years ago)

Ahem, I was *never* on that kind of nickname basis with the Pope.

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:10 (twenty years ago)

Or at what point we moved away from "Pope John Paul" and onto refering to him like a playstaion.

xpost!

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:11 (twenty years ago)

the other thread is better, sorry donut.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:12 (twenty years ago)

I think I will continue to call him Ratzinger because I will refuse to recognize him as Pope.

andrew l. r. (allocryptic), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:13 (twenty years ago)

They elected the emperor palapatine pope.

-- suzy (theartskooldisk...), April 19th, 2005.

emperor pope-atine

latebloomer: strawman knockdowner (latebloomer), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:16 (twenty years ago)

hstencil :: thread pooper

xpost

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:16 (twenty years ago)

He was a member of the HITLER YOUTH! i mean i know something like 60% of german children were at one time, but, fuck, still. HITLER YOUTH!!

jermaine (jnoble), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:18 (twenty years ago)

also he was in CHEERS!

zappi (joni), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:21 (twenty years ago)

whatever dude, other thread's got funnier jokes plus better theological analysis plus the triumphant return of J0hN D@rnI3ll3

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:22 (twenty years ago)

from 1999:

http://www.newint.org/issue327/worldbeaters.htm

jermaine (jnoble), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:24 (twenty years ago)

oh, there's another thread.

jermaine (jnoble), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:25 (twenty years ago)

Pope Rat (per Counterpunch)

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:26 (twenty years ago)

hstencil : i really don't care how "good" this thread is. I started it because I didn't see a specific "Ratzinger becomes Pope" thread when I searched for "Pope" in the new answers. This thread could die for all I care.

donut debonair (donut), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:59 (twenty years ago)

oh don't get all pissy dude i was just kidding witcha!

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 19:00 (twenty years ago)

It's what he does!

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 19:01 (twenty years ago)

also he was in CHEERS!

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 19:02 (twenty years ago)

http://www.setel.com/~ccprek/pics/darth-ratz.gif

Zebra, Alpha Go! (cprek), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 19:36 (twenty years ago)

FINALLY!

http://img244.echo.cx/img244/971/pope0rp.jpg

Zebra, Alpha Go! (cprek), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 20:01 (twenty years ago)

At last!

Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 20:07 (twenty years ago)

keep that pope hand strong, benny ol' joe!

Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 20:08 (twenty years ago)

four years pass...

http://www.saasta.fi/saasta/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/paavi.jpg

This image was published in a Finnish web newspaper a few days ago. The headline reads "Pope in middle of pedophile scandal". I wonder if the paper had a hidden agenda there?

Tuomas, Friday, 26 March 2010 12:10 (sixteen years ago)

exposing paedophilia in the catholic church hierarchy isn't exactly a hidden agenda? or have i missed your point?

Jermaine Jenason (darraghmac), Friday, 26 March 2010 12:12 (sixteen years ago)

Er, look at the picture.

Tuomas, Friday, 26 March 2010 12:14 (sixteen years ago)

oh right. are they saying that he's up for a bit of underage bottom snooker himself?

Jermaine Jenason (darraghmac), Friday, 26 March 2010 12:17 (sixteen years ago)

Bingo!

Tuomas, Friday, 26 March 2010 12:25 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/faith/article7065824.ece

Excellent work by whoever picked this particular journalist to cover this particular story.

Matt DC, Friday, 26 March 2010 12:26 (sixteen years ago)

ok i thought the bottom snooker was quite unpleasant enough but now i got a pope, a kid and 'bingo!' in my head and it's much much worse.

Jermaine Jenason (darraghmac), Friday, 26 March 2010 12:27 (sixteen years ago)

Yes, my comment was indeed a reference to the old ILX double meaning of "bingo!".

Tuomas, Friday, 26 March 2010 12:29 (sixteen years ago)

i think that maybe you're a much worse person than we give you credit for sometimes.

Jermaine Jenason (darraghmac), Friday, 26 March 2010 12:30 (sixteen years ago)

bingo!

Tuomas, Friday, 26 March 2010 12:32 (sixteen years ago)

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n75/feefeemac/gifs%20i%20likey/Golden-Globes-Win-Landa-Bingo-2010.gif

Duke Newsom (DavidM), Friday, 26 March 2010 12:51 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/faith/article7065824.ece

Excellent work by whoever picked this particular journalist to cover this particular story.

― Matt DC, Friday, 26 March 2010 12:26 (30 minutes ago) Bookmark

holy crap

LiveJournal (acoleuthic), Friday, 26 March 2010 12:58 (sixteen years ago)

mentioned on the irish catholic paedo thread. apparently he also wrote about the belgian paedophile ring in the 90s, you would have thought someone would have a word.

joe, Friday, 26 March 2010 13:00 (sixteen years ago)

merriweather post paavi pedofilikohun keskellä

stephen juaquin (The Reverend), Friday, 26 March 2010 13:16 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5h9tJ-LNtc9Bz4QRBQ7V3BmEggRvQD9ER1KE80

Pope's personal preacher offers defense of pontiff

VATICAN CITY — Pope Benedict XVI's personal preacher is likening accusations against the pope and the church in the sex abuse scandal to "collective violence" suffered by the Jews.

StanM, Friday, 2 April 2010 17:31 (sixteen years ago)

The save-a-Poping has been mega-disgusting.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Friday, 2 April 2010 17:31 (sixteen years ago)

whenever I see his name I still think they mean Cliff from Cheers

akm, Saturday, 3 April 2010 06:10 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.utterpants.co.uk/images/cliffpope.jpg

StanM, Saturday, 3 April 2010 08:24 (sixteen years ago)

The only solution to these problems is to give the poor catholics half of Israel.

StanM, Saturday, 3 April 2010 09:00 (sixteen years ago)

VATICAN CITY — Pope Benedict XVI's personal preacher is likening accusations against the pope and the church in the sex abuse scandal to "collective violence" suffered by the Jews.
― StanM, Friday, April 2, 2010 12:31 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

seriously fuck these guys.

is the pope beyond the reach of international law? is it unthinkable that he might be called to testify in a foreign court (meaning just about any court)? even if he didn't show up, i'd enjoy the spectacle of having to explain why he's above the law.

by another name (amateurist), Saturday, 3 April 2010 09:57 (sixteen years ago)

I guess maybe the Vatican's odd position in the world makes questions of international law complicated - it's not a member of the UN, and technically doesn't participate in diplomacy (the Holy See runs foreign relations, and is an observer in the UN). I think it would have to be a fairly serious charge (i.e. crimes against humanity, which claims a universal jurisdiction) to justify forcing a foreign head of state to testify in a foreign court.

grobravara hollaglob (dowd), Saturday, 3 April 2010 10:21 (sixteen years ago)

little bit about whispers about attempts to serve the pop with papers here. am generally cynical about this in the same way that one is in thinking that an enquiry might lead to a conviction.

seriously fuck these guys.

^^^^^^^^^^^

(apropos of nothing, i was at a funeral recently, and amid prayers the priest asked that we spare a thought for the priests and their troubles in ireland)

egregious apostrophising (schlump), Saturday, 3 April 2010 12:56 (sixteen years ago)

their troubles...

Uncontrollable Purge (S-), Saturday, 3 April 2010 13:01 (sixteen years ago)

was your spared thought perhaps along the lines of, "seriously fuck these guys"?

by another name (amateurist), Sunday, 4 April 2010 00:18 (fifteen years ago)

i think somewhere in there, in examination of an equation in which there was a nice priest, speaking an affecting service, digressing into shameless apologising for paedophiles, there's some kind of teachable, extendible metaphor that could enlighten us about the way people separate 'the church' from what it means to go to a church to observe religion. but i don't want to think about it, and barely registered it then, and yeah fuck those guys.

Earning your Masters in Library and Information Science is beautiful (schlump), Sunday, 4 April 2010 00:51 (fifteen years ago)

ugh tbh?, & i know this is ridiculous and skewed on my part, whenever i read about this, the covering up and the getting children(/fully consensual twelve year old coquettish homosexual adults) to sign secrecy agreements seems the more egregious, unconscionable violation going on with this.

Earning your Masters in Library and Information Science is beautiful (schlump), Sunday, 4 April 2010 00:54 (fifteen years ago)

^^ OTM and uh, crux of the matter imo

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Sunday, 4 April 2010 00:55 (fifteen years ago)

sure but it takes some doing to have something which is more appalling than abuse?, you know. it's two concurrent threads, and the guys that aren't active paedophiles have this other horrendous psychology to examine.

Earning your Masters in Library and Information Science is beautiful (schlump), Sunday, 4 April 2010 01:00 (fifteen years ago)

wish i was phrasing this rather more delicately: something which can seemmore appealing than abuse, blarg.

Earning your Masters in Library and Information Science is beautiful (schlump), Sunday, 4 April 2010 01:01 (fifteen years ago)

Does anyone think it's a little ironic that a former member of the Hitler Youth is comparing (justifiable) controversy to anti-Semitism?

Adam Bruneau, Sunday, 4 April 2010 01:12 (fifteen years ago)

tbf, that's not who made the comparison

and while it's pretty lulzy there's a strain of recent Italian comment that's been blaming all this sunlight shining on dirty laundry on some sort of NYC-based jewish cabal so there's a reading in which this was a painfully misguided attempt to quell that a bit

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Sunday, 4 April 2010 02:16 (fifteen years ago)

propos of nothing, i was at a funeral recently, and amid prayers the priest asked that we spare a thought for the priests and their troubles in ireland)

― egregious apostrophising (schlump), Saturday, April 3, 2010 12:56 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

This is incredible and mindblowing to me. I have never been a religious person, luckily was raised in a good agnostic household, but it doesn't even make sense to me that a person could say this and mean it sincerely--how warped must someone's values be?

ian, Sunday, 4 April 2010 08:11 (fifteen years ago)

heh

A leading cardinal, making an unusual address in defence of Pope Benedict at the start of Easter Sunday Mass in the Vatican, said the Church would not be intimidated by 'petty gossip' about sexual abuse of children by priests.

The surprise speech by Cardinal Angelo Sodano was believed to be the first time in recent memory that the Easter Sunday Mass was changed to allow someone to address the pope at the start.

The change of protocol indicated just how much the Vatican is feeling the pressure from a growing scandal concerning sexual abuse of children by priests and reports of a possible cover-up that have inched ever closer to the pope himself.

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'Holy Father, the people of God are with you and will not let themselves be influenced by the petty gossip of the moment, by the trials that sometimes assail the community of believers,' Cardinal Sodano said.

Cardinal Sodano praised Benedict as the 'solid rock' that holds up the Church.

Pope Benedict has delivered the traditional Urbi et Orbi message 'to the city and the world'.

The Pope did not refer directly to the child sex abuse scandals in the Church.

Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Sunday, 4 April 2010 13:59 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.theonion.com/articles/pope-forgives-molested-children,101/

Adam Bruneau, Sunday, 4 April 2010 16:21 (fifteen years ago)

wowwww

goole, Sunday, 4 April 2010 16:23 (fifteen years ago)

that is out of the motherfucking park

goole, Sunday, 4 April 2010 16:23 (fifteen years ago)

ha wait that's old? still though

k3vin k., Sunday, 4 April 2010 16:34 (fifteen years ago)

lol picture of jp2 duh

k3vin k., Sunday, 4 April 2010 16:37 (fifteen years ago)

THE VATICAN has again hit back in strong terms at those criticising the Catholic Church over its handling of the sexual abuse of children by priests.

In an interview yesterday a senior Vatican figure, Cardinal Angelo Sodano, said criticism of the Holy See over the issue was “truly incomprehensible”.

“What we are dealing with now is a cultural battle: the pope embodies moral truths which people don’t accept and for that reason the shortcomings and errors of priests are used as arms against the church,” he told the Vatican daily L’Osservatore Romano.

Cardinal Sodano, who at the weekend said the church would not be distracted by “idle gossip”, in an apparent reference to the child abuse scandal, again defended the record of the pope and bishops on the issue.

“It was not the fault of Jesus if he was betrayed by Judas. Nor is it the fault of a bishop if one of his priests sullies himself with grave crimes. And certainly, it is not the responsibility of the pontiff,” he said.

“The Christian community correctly feels itself injured when people try to involve it as a whole in grave and painful incidents concerning some priests, thus transforming individual guilt and responsibility into collective guilt with a manipulation that is truly incomprehensible.”

this guy is quite the mensch, if i understand the term correctly.

Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Thursday, 8 April 2010 10:22 (fifteen years ago)

Hard to say what the Church is, if not the actions of its agents.

Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Thursday, 8 April 2010 10:22 (fifteen years ago)

wait a minute i maybe have not understood the term mensch correctly in any way, shape or form have i?

Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Thursday, 8 April 2010 10:23 (fifteen years ago)

“It was not the fault of Jesus if he was betrayed by Judas. Nor is it the fault of a bishop if one of his priests sullies himself with grave crimes. And certainly, it is not the responsibility of the pontiff,” he said.

it was not the fault of jesus if judas informed him two years prior to his betrayal that he was going to betray him and jesus decided to do nothing about it

goon with the wind (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 8 April 2010 10:26 (fifteen years ago)

well, if you were being sarcastic, then yes you did use it correctly

goon with the wind (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 8 April 2010 10:26 (fifteen years ago)

chutzpah, maybe chutzpah was what i was aiming for? that's not always a comliment, right?

Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Thursday, 8 April 2010 10:28 (fifteen years ago)

i wasn't, i just was sick the day we did yiddish tbh

Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Thursday, 8 April 2010 10:28 (fifteen years ago)

Any excuse to have a go at Judas, give the guy a break already, let bygones be bygones. These cardinals.

Is that your Ayrshire bacon? (Tom D.), Thursday, 8 April 2010 10:29 (fifteen years ago)

Judas was just a good PR guy, where was Jesus going until the crucifixion? Small crowds, personal appearances at weddings, magic trick ffs.

Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Thursday, 8 April 2010 10:58 (fifteen years ago)

the pope embodies moral truths which people don’t accept

Has Gary Glitter tried this defense?

Adam Bruneau, Thursday, 8 April 2010 13:50 (fifteen years ago)

that was a line that i simply didn't know what to do with- what can he possibly be saying here?

"We're right and the world is wrong- we should be immune to ur stupid rules?"

Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Thursday, 8 April 2010 13:56 (fifteen years ago)

on first reading it's totally wtf but I think he's saying the people trying to use this scandal to bring down the pope and the church are liberal homo-loving out-of-wedlock-fornicators who are going to burn in hell anyway.

the big pink suede panda bear hurts (ledge), Thursday, 8 April 2010 13:59 (fifteen years ago)

i'm pretty much only one of those things, and it's not so much that i care about the pope and the church as that i'd quite like to see all the child abusers go to jail, and if their organisation was complicit in an institutionalised manner in covering up their crimes then I'd quite like to see fairly haevy legal penalties there too.

Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Thursday, 8 April 2010 14:08 (fifteen years ago)

In line with the "This is gossip/there is a liberal media conspiracy/smear campaign" defense a good deal of Catholic higher-ups seem to be clinging to these days, only with a more pro-Nazi slant:

Last week, retired Bishop Giacomo Babini of the Italian town of Grosseto told the Catholic Pontifex website that the Catholic pedophile scandal is being orchestrated by the "eternal enemies of Catholicism, namely the freemasons and the Jews, whose mutual entanglements are not always easy to see through… I think that it is primarily a Zionist attack, in view of its power and refinement. They do not want the church, they are its natural enemies. Deep down, historically speaking, the Jews are God-killers."

http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2010/04/12/bishop_blames_pedophilia_jews_open2010/index.html

Adam Bruneau, Monday, 12 April 2010 19:20 (fifteen years ago)

man it's like all of a sudden the world thinks there's something wrong with a pro-pedophile, pro-Nazi, anti-semite religious institution

Shamandy Warhol (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 12 April 2010 19:38 (fifteen years ago)

historically speaking, I killed your God, btw

Shamandy Warhol (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 12 April 2010 19:39 (fifteen years ago)

I also drank his milkshake

Shamandy Warhol (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 12 April 2010 19:39 (fifteen years ago)

SB'd u for the milkshake

Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 10:28 (fifteen years ago)

Shakey, you're not taking into account the inherent goodness of said pro-pedophile, pro-Nazi, anti-semite religious institution.

Adam Bruneau, Tuesday, 13 April 2010 18:55 (fifteen years ago)

so no one cares about the MA priest calling for the Pope's resignation, huh

http://www.cnn.com/2010/US/04/13/massachusetts.priest.pope/index.html

don't you steal my Sunstein (HI DERE), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 18:58 (fifteen years ago)

fuck mussolini imo

plax (ico), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 19:12 (fifteen years ago)

As the storm over leading churchmen’s role in covering up sex abuse gathered strength, the house where Pope Benedict XVI was born in the German town of Marktl am Inn was daubed overnight with the message “F*** yourselves” painted in foot-high blue letters.

nakhchivan, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 00:18 (fifteen years ago)

geez you guys hate the Catholics more than I hate America.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 01:10 (fifteen years ago)

srsly, if this doesn't bring the all-male "celibate" clergy to an end w/in 15-20 years nothing will.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 01:12 (fifteen years ago)

xp self loathing don't count

Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 01:15 (fifteen years ago)

policy of celibacy & repression vs (historically) close proximity to kids is the link that nobody's making over here as yet, amazingly

Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 01:16 (fifteen years ago)

lol i feel like i'm listening to chomsky with that dude

he's otm imo tho

k3vin k., Wednesday, 14 April 2010 01:19 (fifteen years ago)

keep it real, Catholicism!

I won't vote for you unless you acknowledge my magic pony (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 19:01 (fifteen years ago)

loooooool @ "gay outrage"

their outrage is so gay

k3vin k., Wednesday, 14 April 2010 19:59 (fifteen years ago)

C'mon guys he asked for forgiveness, I mean...

brutal pain comb (╓abies), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 22:21 (fifteen years ago)

You know, maybe there isn't a connection between celibacy and pedophilia and if your're abusing little boys (and you're a Catholic priest) there is a rather obvious link to homosexuality inasmuch as we're talking gender orientation but the real question isn't about celibacy (which I view as increasingly less likely to have been the case for all the disciples) or homosexuality, it's about a giant, sanctimonious global organization which gave refuge to pedophiles for generations and is still refusing to take any responsibility for it.

Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 22:32 (fifteen years ago)

^^Agreed, tho I dunno if I see this kinda talk effectively skirting the issue?

I mean, jeez I hope not.

brutal pain comb (╓abies), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 22:40 (fifteen years ago)

WHY these pervs did what they did is entirely beside the point. That there is an institution that enabled and protected them IS the point.

I won't vote for you unless you acknowledge my magic pony (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 22:41 (fifteen years ago)

The more they come out and try to justify or ask why, the more it becomes clear that they KNOW they are in trouble. LOL & the whole "media smear campaign" they busted out recently....who is the Vatican's press agent, Sarah Palin?

Adam Bruneau, Thursday, 15 April 2010 00:24 (fifteen years ago)

ROME — Pope Benedict XVI spoke on Thursday of the need for the faithful to do “penance” in light of “the attacks of the world that talks to us of our sins,” in an off-the-cuff portion of a homily that was his most direct reference to the sex abuse crisis that has focused on the Vatican itself.

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/04/16/world/europe/16vatican.html?partner=rss&emc=rss

Dude makes it sound like if the world were not 'attacking' they wouldn't really feel the need for penance. Sorry, Pope, that you live in a world were molesting children makes you worse off than murders.

Adam Bruneau, Thursday, 15 April 2010 16:29 (fifteen years ago)

ers

Adam Bruneau, Thursday, 15 April 2010 16:39 (fifteen years ago)

You know, maybe there isn't a connection between celibacy and pedophilia...

Imo the connection between celibacy and sexual aberrance is that celibacy IS a form of sexual aberrance by any standard (obv homosexuality also have been considered aberrant but I like to be an optimist and assume we're moving away from that historical position, humor me). The prospect of a celibate lifestyle is going to attract aspirants with potentially v serious problems contemplating their sexual futures.

Ask foreigners and they will tell you the gospel comes from America. (Laurel), Thursday, 15 April 2010 16:40 (fifteen years ago)

seems to me its pretty obvious that the celibate lifestyle would appeal to people who KNOW they're sexuality is a problem - ie, pedophiles - because it gives them a vehicle/venue to overcome their urges and be all self-righteous about it, while at the same time enabling them to indulge in it. It's a win/win cycle of repression/release/guilt/redemption that promises to be never-ending.

I won't vote for you unless you acknowledge my magic pony (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 15 April 2010 17:02 (fifteen years ago)

they're = their

ugh

I won't vote for you unless you acknowledge my magic pony (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 15 April 2010 17:02 (fifteen years ago)

It's a win/win cycle of repression/release/guilt/redemption that promises to be never-ending.

well that doesn't sound compatible with catholicism at all.

Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Friday, 16 April 2010 09:34 (fifteen years ago)

Leading theologian accuses Pope of directly engineering cover up of child abuse over 30 years

Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Friday, 16 April 2010 10:35 (fifteen years ago)

Timed to coincide with the fifth anniversary of Benedict’s election as pope next Monday, Fr Kung says in the letter “there is no denying the fact that the worldwide system of covering up cases of sexual crimes committed by clerics was engineered by the Roman Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith under Cardinal Ratzinger (1981-2005)”.

He continues: “During the reign of Pope John Paul II, that Congregation had already taken charge of all such cases under oath of strictest silence. Ratzinger himself, on May 18th, 2001, sent a solemn document to all the bishops dealing with severe crimes ( epistula de delictis gravioribus ), in which cases of abuse were sealed under the secretum pontificium, the violation of which could entail grave ecclesiastical penalties.

We need more learned priest detective imo

Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Friday, 16 April 2010 10:35 (fifteen years ago)

Fr Kung says that “when it comes to facing the major challenges of our times, his [Benedict’s] pontificate has increasingly passed up more opportunities than it has taken”.

Such missed opportunities included, he says, “rapprochement with the Protestant churches”, “reconciliation with the Jews”, “the opportunity for a dialogue with Muslims”, and “reconciliation with the colonised indigenous peoples of Latin America”.

Also missed was “the opportunity to help the people of Africa by allowing the use of birth control to fight overpopulation and condoms to fight the spread of HIV” and that of making “peace with modern science by clearly affirming the theory of evolution and accepting stem-cell research”.

Could sign up for this guy as my prelate tbh

Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Friday, 16 April 2010 10:36 (fifteen years ago)

Imo the connection between celibacy and sexual aberrance is that celibacy IS a form of sexual aberrance by any standard (obv homosexuality also have been considered aberrant but I like to be an optimist and assume we're moving away from that historical position, humor me). The prospect of a celibate lifestyle is going to attract aspirants with potentially v serious problems contemplating their sexual futures.

― Ask foreigners and they will tell you the gospel comes from America. (Laurel), Thursday, April 15, 2010 4:40 PM (Yesterday)

i kinda wonder what we're supposed to be deviating from here? that hetero- (and homo-) sexual behaviours are more normal sexual, tho what you do signal in your post is that all *conceptions* of are historically dependent. I don't think its really fair to link celibacy to pedophilia (also including male-child directed pedophilia under category the MSM sexual orientaion of homosexuality really freaks me out about what that means people think is fair to include within which categories, are men who abuse young girls "straight" pedophiles?) because really it seems more obvious to me that these institutions presented themselves to pedophiles as havens where they would find children within their care and that their "indescretions" (read: heinous sexual abuse) would be dealt with mildly and secretively within the institution and WITHOUT legal intervention.

plax (ico), Friday, 16 April 2010 10:57 (fifteen years ago)

really shouldnt have quoted laurel in full there esp as that only tangentially related to her post

plax (ico), Friday, 16 April 2010 10:58 (fifteen years ago)

i feel like there's been a lot of talk gen. that kindof suggests that the church in some way *created* pedophiles, when my mam's exp. working in a church-run institution with a lay-ppl workforce where over the last 10 yrs or so several of her former workmates were unmasked as child abuser, in at least one case a really manipulative and systematic abuser. None of these people were "celibate" and i think that most of them were married with their own children, but complaints against them were ignored and *that* is what made them able to continue for so long and what would make these institutions such attractive places.

plax (ico), Friday, 16 April 2010 11:04 (fifteen years ago)

I'd also be worried about the notion/accepted wisdom that the church 'creates' paedophiles, Tierninián- There's not really any discussion as to why it would be attractive to those with those tendencies, which would really help to underline the practices that need to be addressed by those seeking reform.

Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Friday, 16 April 2010 11:23 (fifteen years ago)

The distinction between a victim's gender and a perpetrator's sexual orientation is important because many child molesters don't really have an adult sexual orientation. They have never developed the capacity for mature sexual relationships with other adults, either men or women. Instead, their sexual attractions focus on children – boys, girls, or children of both sexes.

http://psychology.ucdavis.edu/rainbow/HTML/facts_molestation.html

max, Friday, 16 April 2010 11:31 (fifteen years ago)

iow ico otm

max, Friday, 16 April 2010 11:31 (fifteen years ago)

Kung is no doubt right but he's not exactly a disinterested party. Ratzinger knifed him in the back years ago, forcing him out of a university job for being too liberal.

Zelda Zonk, Friday, 16 April 2010 11:38 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah, but that's not entirely incompatible with him being right, is it?

Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Friday, 16 April 2010 11:47 (fifteen years ago)

As in, J Ratzinger's definition of 'too liberal' might be something I could live with.

Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Friday, 16 April 2010 11:47 (fifteen years ago)

Yep, that's why I said "Kung is no doubt right". But his putting the boot in might be more to do with bad blood than anything else.

Zelda Zonk, Friday, 16 April 2010 12:00 (fifteen years ago)

Accepted, but not something I'm going to lose sleep over!

Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Friday, 16 April 2010 12:08 (fifteen years ago)

if youre a high-profile member of the catholic clergy and you dont have bad blood with ratzinger at this point i probably dont trust you

max, Friday, 16 April 2010 12:25 (fifteen years ago)

sure, just take whatever Kung says with a very large grain of salt

kiwi, Friday, 16 April 2010 12:29 (fifteen years ago)

I'd also be worried about the notion/accepted wisdom that the church 'creates' paedophiles, Tierninián- There's not really any discussion as to why it would be attractive to those with those tendencies, which would really help to underline the practices that need to be addressed by those seeking reform.

Not so much that the church creates paedophiles but when being a priest was a respected job, in Ireland say, there were surely plenty of really sexually repressed or alienated people who joined the church. Or indeed people who weren't very smart and cut out for other jobs. Also prob tons of repressed homosexuals joined the clergy as a way to make the marriage question irrelevant at a time where it was completely taboo to be gay.

Not linking paedophilia to homosexuality, just that it seems likely the church was a pretty good refuge for all sorts of people who couldn't be accepted in that society's vision of a "normal" sexuality or life. I mean fairly sure my Mum has told me back in the day sometimes the underachiever or odd child in a family would be sent to become a priest.

Couple that with huge power, culture of denial, strong religious doctrine etc, enforced solitary existence, it's not that surprising that in certain societies a lot of abuse was committed by priests.

I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, 16 April 2010 13:03 (fifteen years ago)

fairly sure my Mum has told me back in the day sometimes the underachiever or odd child in a family would be sent to become a priest

that's what i heard too

nakhchivan, Friday, 16 April 2010 13:09 (fifteen years ago)

round the traps

kiwi, Friday, 16 April 2010 13:16 (fifteen years ago)

fairly sure my Mum has told me back in the day sometimes the underachiever or odd child in a family would be sent to become a priest

Things you learn from Father Ted.

Colonel Poo, Friday, 16 April 2010 13:20 (fifteen years ago)

yeah or from having priest in your family

I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, 16 April 2010 13:23 (fifteen years ago)

sort of usual practice for irish bourgie families back in the day afaik

nakhchivan, Friday, 16 April 2010 13:24 (fifteen years ago)

Not linking paedophilia to homosexuality, just that it seems likely the church was a pretty good refuge for all sorts of people who couldn't be accepted in that society's vision of a "normal" sexuality or life.

No Ronan, I think both Tiernwhatever and I completely agree with you there, that's what we're saying.

I'm not sure about the 'odd' or 'underachieving'- the priesthood was often a job the second/third son would have been sent for, and you still needed brains to get in AFAIK. First son to man the farm, then they were fair game for priesthood, garda, county council or whatever you were having yourself after that. It was definitely a desirable position of status not so long ago, not a 'reject' position.

Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Friday, 16 April 2010 13:24 (fifteen years ago)

or just any families...there's a pretty famous irish children's book about this i forget the title of

I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, 16 April 2010 13:25 (fifteen years ago)

I'm not misspelling tiernafadan's name incorrectly out of ignorance anymore, in cause i'm annoying him- it's googleproofing fyi)

Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Friday, 16 April 2010 13:29 (fifteen years ago)

ugh it's tiarnafadan sorry

Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Friday, 16 April 2010 13:29 (fifteen years ago)

if not odd or underachieving then maybe unruly? i know my uncle is a priest and my mum says basically he was v wild as a kid and hated school etc. in the end was prob a good career for him as he went to nigeria and i think he has had a really fulfilling life there.

I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, 16 April 2010 13:31 (fifteen years ago)

I dunno- my own uncle studied for two years and took the exams, but pulled out of it last minute, went to London on the buildings, married, normal. He wouldn't ever have been a wild thing, but then he was also the eldest so go figure.

Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Friday, 16 April 2010 13:33 (fifteen years ago)

kindaprettysure im abt the last person gonna b bothered by bad spelling btw

plax (ico), Friday, 16 April 2010 13:33 (fifteen years ago)

dont think a vocation such as the priesthood is just another career choice for most. To me there would seem to be some tension in the ideas that back in the day when the church was respected, it would attract primarily societies oddballs, instead of good buggers (sorry).

Anyway whatever common sense folk psychology might suggest , it isnt born out in the figures of abuse in the church relative to other institutions, its difficult to grasp the scale of the church sometimes, but yeah the cover up, go nuts...

kiwi, Friday, 16 April 2010 13:35 (fifteen years ago)

dont think a vocation such as the priesthood is just another career choice for most.

Not now, certainly, but in the generation we're talking about, here in Ireland, I think that maybe it was. I mean we were a deeply Catholic country anyway, and you wouldn't exactly have a life of fruitful ridin ahead of you regardless, and sure all the boys had 'housekeepers' anyway.

Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Friday, 16 April 2010 13:37 (fifteen years ago)

^^is this really a thing?

plax (ico), Friday, 16 April 2010 13:38 (fifteen years ago)

i mean the housekeepers thing

plax (ico), Friday, 16 April 2010 13:39 (fifteen years ago)

I'm gonna say yeah.

Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Friday, 16 April 2010 13:40 (fifteen years ago)

x post, a little projecting on my behalf perhaps, one time priest wannabe

kiwi, Friday, 16 April 2010 13:46 (fifteen years ago)

well i'm not assuming that you're old enough to be of 'that' generation in fairness. if it helps, if you're my age and wanted to be a priest then i'm happy to call you a weirdo!

Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Friday, 16 April 2010 13:47 (fifteen years ago)

My brother was at a Jesuit school in the early eighties (in Australia), and he always said he thought about half the priests were gay. Which makes sense in a way: if you were a pious Catholic growing up in the fifties and you discovered you were gay, what were you going to do? For similar reasons, I imagine the number of paedophiles in the priesthood is higher than in the general population. A lot of people attracted to a supposed life of sexual abstinence are going to be people who are screwed up about their sexuality, one way or another.

Zelda Zonk, Friday, 16 April 2010 13:50 (fifteen years ago)

Also prob tons of repressed homosexuals joined the clergy as a way to make the marriage question irrelevant at a time where it was completely taboo to be gay.

Not linking paedophilia to homosexuality, just that it seems likely the church was a pretty good refuge for all sorts of people who couldn't be accepted in that society's vision of a "normal" sexuality or life.

This is more what I meant up there, plax.

Ask foreigners and they will tell you the gospel comes from America. (Laurel), Friday, 16 April 2010 13:52 (fifteen years ago)

Would urge against making too hasty of a judgment of what 'normal' sexuality was in Ireland pre-19?60?'s though.

Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Friday, 16 April 2010 13:54 (fifteen years ago)

Would urge against making too hasty of a judgment of what 'normal' sexuality was in Ireland pre-19?60?'s is though.

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plax (ico), Friday, 16 April 2010 13:57 (fifteen years ago)

lol ok guilty, even if you are a bit of a nazi abt stuff

Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Friday, 16 April 2010 13:58 (fifteen years ago)

i might seem a bit hysterical on this thing but it has been bothering me the way there has been a sly linking of gay- and pedo- in all the talk surrounding this. Kinda feel like it has fairly benevolent roots in the "non-mainstream sexuality refuge" theory that this thread is really into, but i dont really know how fair it is to keep making those links because they become p poisonous p fast.

plax (ico), Friday, 16 April 2010 14:00 (fifteen years ago)

it has been bothering me the way there has been a sly linking of gay- and pedo- in all the talk surrounding this.

i think we're all heartily rejecting the 'gay' link to this, in fairness, and i do think it's valid to question whether a life of celibacy is an attraction to a person who feels like their sexual urges ought to be repressed because of prevailing social norms or w/e.

just darraghmac tbh (darraghmac), Friday, 16 April 2010 14:02 (fifteen years ago)

imo the extraordinary prevalence of child abuse that seems to have occurred (may still be occurring?) in a systemic way makes it inevitable that people will speculate on why that may be.

just darraghmac tbh (darraghmac), Friday, 16 April 2010 14:03 (fifteen years ago)

well, who knows...but prob easier to say what society's rules about "normal" were.

speaking of gay priests my friend tells this story where he was in london at a gay bar with his brother and his partner, about 10 years ago i guess, and he met this one v macho "cool" priest who used to teach at the local school where i grew up. he was kind of an asshole and a bit of a bully, one of the lads type scenario. fr dave was also a big rugby fan and would go to the uk for matches regularly. my friend, who hated him as a teacher, was all "AH HELLO FATHER, HOW ARE YOU"...

x-post to plaxico, i felt awkward making my post above, i hope it doesn't read badly. but i do think the idea of priesthood as an "ask no questions about my sexuality" refuge might have something in it. i guess worth saying someone not wanting to have their sexuality up for discussion obv doesn't mean they're a paedophile...and also prob plenty of repressed people thrived in the priesthood, there are good priests around.

I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, 16 April 2010 14:04 (fifteen years ago)

yeah not itt, i mean in gen.

plax (ico), Friday, 16 April 2010 14:05 (fifteen years ago)

x-post to darragh, does anyone think there were people who knew they were paedophiles joining the priesthood in a calculated way? not saying if there wasn't that'd indict the church, just is interesting to wonder if or when that might have started happening..

I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, 16 April 2010 14:05 (fifteen years ago)

dont think u could really accuse anyone here of being sly bigoted propogadists

plax (ico), Friday, 16 April 2010 14:05 (fifteen years ago)

ah you can't be worrying about 'in gen' those fuckers would kill ya worrying so they would

just darraghmac tbh (darraghmac), Friday, 16 April 2010 14:06 (fifteen years ago)

Ronan, I think plax has been saying that for a while now? Personally even I'm not that cynical about the Church, but maybe that's naive of me, too.

Ask foreigners and they will tell you the gospel comes from America. (Laurel), Friday, 16 April 2010 14:06 (fifteen years ago)

x post damn, ouch! I was on a family duty vs individual choice vibe nevermind, thinking about being a priest is weirdoish granted

kiwi, Friday, 16 April 2010 14:08 (fifteen years ago)

x-post to darragh, does anyone think there were people who knew they were paedophiles joining the priesthood in a calculated way? not saying if there wasn't that'd indict the church, just is interesting to wonder if or when that might have started happening..

― I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, April 16, 2010 2:05 PM (23 seconds ago)

actually this is the exactly the kind of question that i think investigations should be addressing, like at least the ryan report turned up a massive batch of abusers who successfully for a while at least, manipulated the system, or managed to work within it. kinda want to know what the warning signals are and how, aside from just more rigorous policing which is imp, but how you can make the environment hostile to this shit in a way it obv wasnt.

plax (ico), Friday, 16 April 2010 14:09 (fifteen years ago)

i mean...is there a case for saying people's sense of sexual education or ability to self assess their sexual preferences or urges wasn't even developed enough for someone to understand being a paedophile, at certain times in ireland? not saying people were stupid or exonerating anyone, just...if you weren't normal sexually what abnormal things existed as stuff people talked about that you might think you were?

i mean even after these guys abused could there have been huge denial based on this kind of repression?

I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, 16 April 2010 14:12 (fifteen years ago)

xxp to LG- It's impossible to speculate on it, really. I don't claim to have any kind of idea how or when the tendency to child abuse manifests itself, thankfully, so i don't know how it would compare to, say, my own experiences of attraction to girls during puberty.

If I'd have felt that those urges/tendencies were 'wrong' to the extent that I'd imagine a paedophile would, who knows?

I can't imagine it was 'calculated' so much as an 'out' option tbh

just darraghmac tbh (darraghmac), Friday, 16 April 2010 14:13 (fifteen years ago)

in my business speak, i'd imagine the growth of the phenomenon was organic, not planned

just darraghmac tbh (darraghmac), Friday, 16 April 2010 14:13 (fifteen years ago)

http://www1.voanews.com/english/news/religion/Pope-Heads-to-Malta-Where-More-Sex-Abuse-Victims-Await--91065674.html

nice headline...

i would just like to point out that i have been antimony on this thread (onimo), Monday, 19 April 2010 00:08 (fifteen years ago)

Belgium's longest serving bishop has just quit after admitting he abused a boy decades ago. Suddenly felt guilty now it's in fashion or something. Anyway. His first name, you ask? Roger.

StanM, Friday, 23 April 2010 11:19 (fifteen years ago)

eight months pass...

http://i601.photobucket.com/albums/tt96/MARITER_7/0-B16-PPIOMONTAGE.jpg

nakhchivan, Friday, 14 January 2011 14:17 (fifteen years ago)

big bang started by god, pope decides.

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Friday, 14 January 2011 14:22 (fifteen years ago)

http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs11/i/2006/171/5/7/Emperor_Ratzinger_by_Danvin.jpg

Gus Van Sotosyn (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 14 January 2011 14:28 (fifteen years ago)

http://i.imagehost.org/0503/ratzinger-palpatine.jpg

eerie!

Gus Van Sotosyn (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 14 January 2011 14:29 (fifteen years ago)


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