sexual query for the ladeeeeez - my GF always asks me during the act 'can you feel me'

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does this mean i am small dicked? does this mean she feels nothing? that she is acting all the time! why would she ask if she could feel my raging love rod? she always genuinely comes (or so she says - but shes always sensitive down there after she says she comes when i touch her so im guessing she does really come), but why does she ask if i can feel her?! someone help me before i attach weights to my cock in a sad and desperate attempt to expand its girth! for the record, i dont think i am meagrely endowed, large trojan condoms fit me. or maybe they fit all men. oh help me penis gods!

― dickie, Wednesday, 27 April 2005 11:43 (twenty-one years ago)

oh help me penis gods!

I have no advice per se but I must thank you for the existence of the above sentence.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 11:45 (twenty-one years ago)

maybe it's like one of those things you just say, like "fuck me" - 'well gee, i thought that's what i was doing?'

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 11:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Errrr... as much as I hate to encourage what might be random trolling, but...

Maybe she is asking you this because she is trying some new kinky Keigel-exercise type move to, erm, clench your loverod, and she wonders if you can tell the difference?

As a girl, that's the only reason I would ask such a question.

― Lapdog Shoesnog (kate), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 11:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Next time she asks go "What, you mean that kegel shit? Oh yeah!" and never discuss it again. Because you can't.

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 27 April 2005 11:48 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost yippee.

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 27 April 2005 11:48 (twenty-one years ago)

re: is it like saying 'fuck me! fuck me!' ?

hmmm, that could very well be it. she has said im perfect in bed. but all lovers must say this to each other at some point mustnt they? i was just thinking when she said that that it was just being nice. perhaps i have other issues to deal with here. oh help me mental gods!

― dickie, Wednesday, 27 April 2005 11:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I think your GF is just trying to ascertain whether you are enjoying the experience. It's quite common for ladies to worry that the wearing of a condom is detracting from their partner's appreciation of the marvels of their vagina. And you know, there are muscles in there that do good stuff to your penis, hopefully. The correct response is therefore 'ooh yeah baby I can feel you, you feel good' or similar.

― Archel (Archel), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 11:50 (twenty-one years ago)

well i know when she does real kinky kegel clenching manouvres cos i can feel it. god i miss that move.

― dickie, Wednesday, 27 April 2005 11:51 (twenty-one years ago)

east coast feel me, west coast feel me

― N_RQ, Wednesday, 27 April 2005 11:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Archel just made me blush! But yeah what she said!

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 12:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Cor Archel, your post turned me on.

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 12:12 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.peterchurch.com/Har%20Mar.jpg

Hey, baby, you can feel me (hugglez).

― Har Mar Superstar (Barima), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 12:15 (twenty-one years ago)

An ex used to do this magical clench thing when I was deep inside her which felt like a small mallet thudding down on the tip of my penis. The first time she did it I almost fainted.

― Affectian (Affectian), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 12:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Blimey.

― Archel (Archel), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 12:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe she is a fan of The Who.

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 12:20 (twenty-one years ago)

An ex used to do this magical clench thing when I was deep inside her which felt like a small mallet thudding down on the tip of my penis. The first time she did it I almost fainted.

That'll be the vagina dentata having a nibble.

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 12:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahahahaha!

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 12:26 (twenty-one years ago)

i probably shouldnt have made this post. i am now feeling quite frustrated and simultaneously turned on, thanks to archel! and me and my GF actually split up a week ago on 'a break' so i probably wont be having sex for a while. but a thudding small mallet sounds brilliant right about now.....

― dickie, Wednesday, 27 April 2005 12:26 (twenty-one years ago)

You can always get one from B&Q...

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 12:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, I could really go for Whack-A-Mole right about now.

― The Irrelevant Man (Negativa) (Barima), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 12:28 (twenty-one years ago)

So you posted this a week after you split with your girl?

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 12:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I HIT THE HEAD! I HIT THE HEAD! CAN YOU FEEL ME!

― The Irrelevant Man (Negativa) (Barima), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 12:29 (twenty-one years ago)

X-P: I guess Dickie's just missing that clenching feeling.

― The Irrelevant Man (Negativa) (Barima), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 12:29 (twenty-one years ago)

whackamole sounds like some very vulgar nachos dip.

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 12:32 (twenty-one years ago)

i dated a girl who shaved downstairs all the time, but not always regularly enough. some times there would be loving rubbing down there, which in theory is *awesome but in reality was the rubbing of the most sensitive part of my body against 2 day old stubble that felt like glass paper.

this maybe why i am against the shaven thing, personally. i don't know.

re: porn. i love the 70s stuff. give me a girl with too much make up on and some really trashy oddball lingerie. its all about the costuming.

― stevie (stevie), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 12:37 (twenty-one years ago)

where did that porn bit come from?

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 12:39 (twenty-one years ago)

All I can think of is the underpants gnomes from South Park.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 12:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha Stevie - I keep randomly talking about porn today too!!

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 12:40 (twenty-one years ago)

"So you posted this a week after you split with your girl?"

well, yeah. *shrugs*

― dickie, Wednesday, 27 April 2005 12:41 (twenty-one years ago)

ooh yeah baby I can feel you, you feel good

Archel = Barry White / Pron star

― Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 12:53 (twenty-one years ago)

well, yeah. *shrugs*
Oh it's fine just for Archel's response alone!

Dave B OTM!

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 12:54 (twenty-one years ago)

ile is supersexed up today

― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 12:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Good for ILX.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 12:58 (twenty-one years ago)

ile is supersexed up today
Hey good looking!

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 12:59 (twenty-one years ago)

the porn thing was meant for the furrowed brow intense and serious not at all titilating thread about porn elsewhere. i am embarrassed now.

Pinkpanther, bail me out here!!!

― stevie (stevie), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 13:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't say I'm fond of the "clench" thing. Maybe my girl's just too strong for me.

― Hurting (Hurting), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 13:31 (twenty-one years ago)

the porn thing was meant for the furrowed brow intense and serious not at all titilating thread about porn elsewhere. i am embarrassed now.

Pinkpanther, bail me out here!!!

Nothing to see here, move along! *grabs stevie & runs off to porn thread*

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 13:38 (twenty-one years ago)

You can always get one from B&Q...
lol

― lukey (Lukey G), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 13:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Apparently, porn belongs everywhere.

― Archel (Archel), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 14:00 (twenty-one years ago)

linkified to avoid goatse

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 14:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe she was once with someone who couldn't feel her?

― Ian Riese-Moraine has a grenade, that pineapple's not just a toy! (Eastern Mantr, Wednesday, 27 April 2005 14:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe she was just saying it in the hip-hop sense, like "Y'all feel me?"

― Hurting (Hurting), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 14:10 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.musicmatic.de/D/DruDown1a.jpg

― Duane Denison Cargo Hold (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 14:19 (twenty-one years ago)

hey guys the whack a mole and "can you feel me" album title jokes have all already been done.

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 14:33 (twenty-one years ago)

http://sitetiti.free.fr/pics/mallet.jpg

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 14:34 (twenty-one years ago)

WhackAPussy?

― The Irrelevant Man (Negativa) (Barima), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 14:37 (twenty-one years ago)

It works on so many levels.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 14:38 (twenty-one years ago)

if your GF is using corny ass language like "can you feel me?"... ugh, dump her.

oh, reading the thread, it looks as if you did.

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 14:46 (twenty-one years ago)

ass language

― Duane Denison Cargo Hold (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 14:48 (twenty-one years ago)

well the post is still relevant, just in the past tense.

― dickie, Wednesday, 27 April 2005 14:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Corny language?! I wouldn't call her verbiage corny at all.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 14:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I think all language-during-sex is 'corny' (and thus not corny at all).

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 14:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't really think there's anything wrong with what she said tbh!

x-post

some stuff can be cringeworthy upon reading it on ILX for example, but in the heat of the moment, it can be totally apt!

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 14:55 (twenty-one years ago)

pinxor, i couldnt disagree more with you. lines like "can you feel me inside you" and the ilk just sound forced and unattractive. people spend so much time talking about sex that when they're actually doing it, they cant even shut up. jeez.

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 15:19 (twenty-one years ago)

haha, fair point!

I guess it all depends whether or not it's your thing. I don't mind hearing it during, but I kinda clam up if I am required to say anything back you know. I think it's the prude coming out in me!!
Some of it is cringeworthy I'll grant you. It can feel like you're watching a bad porn movie at times too. So yeah you're right it's all bad, so quit it!!

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 15:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Wow. Talk about strictly business... xpost

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 15:23 (twenty-one years ago)

naw, sex is fun. people just make it stupid sometimes, you know?

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 15:26 (twenty-one years ago)

There's a fine line between intimate/sexy chat during nookie, and corny/ridiculous chat. This seems well on the former side of the fence - sweet, thoughtful, maybe seeking reassurance. In a relationship it sounds fine, I'd say. Unicuique.

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 15:29 (twenty-one years ago)

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/coverv/82/213282_thumb.jpg

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 15:30 (twenty-one years ago)

markelby OTM. hey baby, you understand me. we have a deep connection. can i feel you inside me?

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 15:37 (twenty-one years ago)

some stuff can be cringeworthy upon reading it on ILX for example, but in the heat of the moment, it can be totally apt!

I think you're completely right about this, Pinx. What seems corny as fuck to one person isn't necessarily going to seem that way to someone else, and it only really matters between the people actually having the fucking. This is why, for instance, some people get off on role playing and some people laugh their heads off at the idea... You like what you like, and it's stupid for other people to tell you what's okay and what's 'too corny'.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 15:39 (twenty-one years ago)

OTM.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 15:41 (twenty-one years ago)

"naw, sex is fun. people just make it stupid sometimes, you know?"

sometimes fun sex is a little stupid too though, even if you only realise this after the fact.

― dickie, Wednesday, 27 April 2005 15:43 (twenty-one years ago)

D'ffrent strokes for d'ffrent cooters, you might say.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 15:44 (twenty-one years ago)

If you want to joke or giggle in bed, that's fine with me. Discuss technique, give me pointers, make urgent demands, all ok, but I generally agree with maria and most pseudo-porno 'sexy' talk is mostly flaccid-making for me. "Can't chat. Fucking."

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 15:45 (twenty-one years ago)

You like what you like, and it's stupid for other people to tell you what's okay and what's 'too corny'.

and here you are, on your soapbox saying "different strokes for different folks" but at the same time, admonishing me for not liking something. awesome!

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 15:49 (twenty-one years ago)

OTM.
-- Jordan (jordan...), April 27th, 2005 4:41 PM. (Jordan) (later)

I agree with luna pretty much every word, but shouting out OTM during sex, would honestly be going TOO FAR.

"HUH, HUH AM I OTM BABY????"
"OMG KEN YOU'RE OTM YEAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"
"EXCELSIORRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 15:50 (twenty-one years ago)

D'ffrent strokes for d'ffrent cooters

Is this your motto, Je4nne?

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 15:51 (twenty-one years ago)

and xxxxxpost

i think if her vadge is corny, he'd definitely have felt it.

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 15:52 (twenty-one years ago)

once again, if someone says "Unicuique" whilst having sex with me i'd be really, really put off.

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 15:53 (twenty-one years ago)

and here you are, on your soapbox saying "different strokes for different folks" but at the same time, admonishing me for not liking something. awesome!

I'm not admonishing you - I don't care what you think.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 15:54 (twenty-one years ago)

ken: that reminds of a really bad story about sex and corn a friend once told me. ew. why am i thinking about this right now when i am eating lunch. baaaaarf.

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 15:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Whoops, hit enter too soon there - I don't care what you or anyone outside of the person I'm having sex with thinks about what I say or don't say when I have sex.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 15:56 (twenty-one years ago)

ken: that reminds of a really bad story about sex and corn a friend once told me.

do tell!!!!!

ew. why am i thinking about this right now when i am eating lunch. baaaaarf.

corned beef sandwich?

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 15:58 (twenty-one years ago)

No one's on a soapbox, for fuck's sake (heheh). But go on and dump someone for talking dirty to you. wtf.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 16:03 (twenty-one years ago)

"Pinkpanther, bail me out here!!!"

Stevie, you misspelled "ball".

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 16:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm all about the sex talk. Silent fuckers are off-putting.

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 16:10 (twenty-one years ago)

BLINK 182 TO THREDS

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 16:12 (twenty-one years ago)

its not about what you say but how you say it.

― titchyschneider (titchyschneider), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 16:27 (twenty-one years ago)

*cough* I'm about laughing and having fun during the act. Frankly, there's something cool about using your wit and having a joke one second and then another shifting back into deep breathing, shall we say.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 16:40 (twenty-one years ago)

OTM ned.

― titchyschneider (titchyschneider), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 16:42 (twenty-one years ago)

"Ooh baby, a priest, a shah and a rabbi walk into a bar..."

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 16:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't care what you or anyone outside of the person I'm having sex with thinks

What about anyone INSIDE the person you're having sex with?

― happy fun ball (kenan), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 16:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Then pitch your words carefully so they can't be heard.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 17:01 (twenty-one years ago)

"Ooh baby, a priest, a shah and a rabbi walk into a bar..."

No, no, you'd tell dick jokes, obviously. Or as Bill Hicks would have it, big purple-veined dick jokes.

― happy fun ball (kenan), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 17:02 (twenty-one years ago)

this post is calling for a parody post.

― titchyschneider (titchyschneider), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 17:21 (twenty-one years ago)

i think sexy talk is funny!

complete silence just wouldn't be right!

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 17:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, but funny != sexy. You want your partner to laugh at your jokes. If she laughs when you say you're coming, it's a little weird.

― happy fun ball (kenan), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 17:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Some of the things that have been said to me during teh sexing would make me scream with laughter were they said in any other context.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 17:39 (twenty-one years ago)

i think just how much I laugh in the bedroom is a little offputting to some people. What can I say--I'm really, REALLY ticklish.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 17:40 (twenty-one years ago)

sometimes it's cool to have sex in complete silence.. but talking is also fun.

having too many rules about what you can or cannot do kind of ruins the fun.

i draw the line at listening to Keane.

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 17:51 (twenty-one years ago)

"uuh... I'm cumming!"
"ALREADY? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... wait, YOU FUCKER!"
"I WIN!"

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 17:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Sexy talk's silly. Sometimes it's off-putting, and sometimes it isn't. I feel guilty about being so quiet, though, so I have attempted it. I don't really like it, though -- it feels contrived for me to make any sort of sound unless it's naturally elicited.

There's a fine line between intimate/sexy chat during nookie, and corny/ridiculous chat.
Don't forget the kind of chat where your partner spaces out and gets to thinking about rearranging the furniture and at random blurts out, "Where should I move the refridgerator?" (No, this hasn't happened to me...I've never been in a live-in relationship.)

― Ian Riese-Moraine has a grenade, that pineapple's not just a toy! (Eastern Mantr, Wednesday, 27 April 2005 19:03 (twenty-one years ago)

The proper response is, "A little to the left, baby, yeah....there ya go."

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 19:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Talking when you're not having sex is stupid.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 21:37 (twenty-one years ago)

What about posting, Stephen?

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 21:40 (twenty-one years ago)

does this mean i am small dicked?

lady, if you have to ask...

she always genuinely comes (or so she says - but shes always sensitive down there after she says she comes when i touch her so im guessing she does really come),

~~BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!~~ Correct.

large trojan condoms fit me.

Condom sizes are the exact inverse of women's clothing sizes, ie the words are just there to make you feel better about yourself.

Just FYI.

Talking, in general, is idiotic but so is having sex.

― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 21:47 (twenty-one years ago)

not sure i wanted to imagine ned flexing his wit in bed, but then, i did click on this thread for some reason...

Talking, in general, is idiotic but so is having sex.

i think this about sums it up.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 22:19 (twenty-one years ago)

M. White, I've never posted when I'm not having sex.

xpossst.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Thursday, 28 April 2005 00:02 (twenty-one years ago)

GENITALS

― Amon (eman), Thursday, 28 April 2005 00:16 (twenty-one years ago)

A couple of girls have said something similar to me during sex.

I assumed they were worried about being too loose in exactly the same way men worry about being too small.

― mei (mei), Thursday, 28 April 2005 08:11 (twenty-one years ago)

"Some of the things that have been said to me during teh sexing would make me scream with laughter were they said in any other context."

luna otm. And vice versa.

― Lingbertt, Thursday, 28 April 2005 08:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Take her up the ass. That way, you can be absolutely certain she can feel you.

― Dr Phil, Thursday, 28 April 2005 08:28 (twenty-one years ago)

ihttp://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B0001XLXLQ.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Thursday, 28 April 2005 08:47 (twenty-one years ago)

allyzay, you are cruel. may your genitals rust for life.

― dickie, Thursday, 28 April 2005 09:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Take her up the ass. That way, you can be absolutely certain she can feel you.

I am ashamed to say I laughed out loud at this!

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 28 April 2005 09:57 (twenty-one years ago)

funny cos it's true

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 28 April 2005 11:16 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.neverland-valley.com/neverland-valley/video-clips/videos/03_tj/feel-it/sites/feel-it-pic-site_004.htm

― The Ghost of SCREAMING NIGHTMARES (Dan Perry), Thursday, 28 April 2005 11:30 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.neverland-valley.com/neverland-valley/video-clips/videos/03_tj/feel-it/feel-it-site_01.htm

― The Ghost of TURN BACK IT'S TOO LATE FOR ME (Dan Perry), Thursday, 28 April 2005 11:30 (twenty-one years ago)

sorry, but condom sizes dont *really* vary a great deal at all. there isnt much difference apart from width (maybe) between the three sizes generally available.

― ppp, Thursday, 28 April 2005 11:32 (twenty-one years ago)

It depends on where in the menstrual cycle she is. It's something that Elton commented on with his song "Can you feel the love tonight" from the Lion King.

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 28 April 2005 11:57 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

Revive!!!

― Rumpsy Pumpsy (Rumpie), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 17:11 (nineteen years ago)

Get Down!

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

Oi was Dan's post upthread ALWAYS goatse??! Because, if so, the response was very mild.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 17:26 (nineteen years ago)

I really should have anticipated this thread being nsfw

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

wow i was a laugh per post back in the days in 2005.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

Ally OTM. I have studiously avoided the infamous Goatse picture for my entire slashdot-lurking internet existence. I knew what it was. I knew vaguely what it looked like. I chuckled along at Boing Boing's "found goatse" posts, but I had never actually seen it.

Damn you, Dan Perry circa 2005...Damn you.

― Ash (ashbyman), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

nine years pass...

bump

― until the next, delayed, glaciation (map), Tuesday, 6 September 2016 01:16 (nine years ago)

selected highlights:

Some of the things that have been said to me during teh sexing would make me scream with laughter were they said in any other context.
― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, April 27, 2005 6:39 PM (eleven years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Sexy talk's silly. Sometimes it's off-putting, and sometimes it isn't. I feel guilty about being so quiet, though, so I have attempted it. I don't really like it, though -- it feels contrived for me to make any sort of sound unless it's naturally elicited.
There's a fine line between intimate/sexy chat during nookie, and corny/ridiculous chat.
Don't forget the kind of chat where your partner spaces out and gets to thinking about rearranging the furniture and at random blurts out, "Where should I move the refridgerator?" (No, this hasn't happened to me...I've never been in a live-in relationship.)
― Ian Riese-Moraine has a grenade, that pineapple's not just a toy! (Eastern Mantr, Wednesday, April 27, 2005 8:03 PM (eleven years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Take her up the ass. That way, you can be absolutely certain she can feel you.
― Dr Phil, Thursday, April 28, 2005 9:28 AM (eleven years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― until the next, delayed, glaciation (map), Tuesday, 6 September 2016 01:19 (nine years ago)

ladeeeeez nuts

― Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 6 September 2016 01:49 (nine years ago)

intimate/sexy chat during mookie

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 6 September 2016 01:57 (nine years ago)

Mais où sont les dickies d'antan!

― one way street, Tuesday, 6 September 2016 03:28 (nine years ago)

Sexual Query is a good name for a band

― you can't drowned a duck (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 6 September 2016 05:50 (nine years ago)

I could get behind querycore.

― gesticulating Pez dispenser (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 6 September 2016 05:54 (nine years ago)

I have no idea what it was that I originally posted that got swapped out for goatse

― Don't boo, vote (DJP), Tuesday, 6 September 2016 19:01 (nine years ago)

I assumed you posted goatse, but embedded it and a mod changed it to a link

― meh 😐 (wins), Tuesday, 6 September 2016 19:06 (nine years ago)

Although as stated above people really took it in stride if so

― meh 😐 (wins), Tuesday, 6 September 2016 19:09 (nine years ago)

You expected them to widen or narrow for goatse?

― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 September 2016 23:39 (nine years ago)

just tip yr hat.

― Mark G, Wednesday, 7 September 2016 07:09 (nine years ago)

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sexual query for the ladeeeeez - my GF always asks me during the act 'can you feel me' - does this mean that she cant feel ME?