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Thought of posting this under the "nice tasks for work" thread, but sod it, i'm guessing some people here may be more generally interested in the Lord of the Rings fillum. I saw it this morning.

i'm not a tolkien fan, read LOTR reluctantly at 16 (ish) and got thoroughly bored and raced to the end as fast as i could. The film is a visually impressive, lush-looking film. Episodic. Lots o action and impressive set pieces. i actually enjoyed it and would have spent money to see it (praise indeed from me!). The token tolkien-fan in the office liked it. FWIW, he says that the story goes well into the second book, and they raced over lots of stuff (i.e. he would have preferred a longer film!!! mad)

The only facetious thing i have to say is that the Sam hobbit *really* seems to like Frodo. If you know what i mean. The look hi gives him at the end -- he really seems to have forgotten about the girl hobbit from the start.

Alan Trewartha, Monday, 10 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

and bilbo baggins appears to played by a dwarf david essex.

Lord of the ring-tones, Monday, 10 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

There was always a homo-erotic element to the Frodo-Sam relationship, so its even better that that makes it into the film...

Pete, Monday, 10 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

well, Lord of the Rings is a gay-sounding title.

MarkH, Monday, 10 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

No entirely sure what I thought of it, but at least it was streamlined and fast-moving...

Mark Morris, Monday, 10 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Fast moving for a 2:45 film is probably a very good thing.

Pete, Monday, 10 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

rosie was a beard so sam could be appointed lord mayor of hobbiton seven times in a row

mark s, Monday, 10 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You're whinging about 2:45 films, Pete? Pah, kids stuff. 24-hour films in real time about impoverished agricultural villages in the Urals is where its at.

Will, Monday, 10 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I always thought Berlin Alexanderplatz could do with slightly tighter editing.

Pete, Monday, 10 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I R not a homo.

Sam, Monday, 10 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hobbits

http://freeside.elte.hu/levlap/images/band2.jpg

Levellers

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0120737/1

Jeff W, Monday, 10 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

pah! we R not needing this silly boring fantasy clap trap. WE R needing good films about gritty realism! I R thinking film about first crusade would be most topical!

I R BOHMUND, Monday, 10 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

FatNick = to be slain. Sorry. ;-)

Anyway, thanks for the heads-up, Alan -- got my tickets for the wide- release opening night here next Wednesday. I'm starting to get fired up!

The Sam/Frodo thing -- I'm not sure Tolkien knew himself was he was getting into with that! He valued male friendship highly, but would have been deeply perturbed at the homoerotic associations.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 10 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

And for what it's worth, having picked up the notorious Bakshi adaption/evisceration from the seventies the other day on disc -- there's one bit in the Weathertop sequence, after Aragorn tells a tale and speaks of love, when Frodo and Sam smile, look into each other's eyes and seem like they're about to make out. Astounding!

Ned Raggett, Monday, 10 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

does the movie have all the songs and recitations of ancient rhyming lore? I can barely get through those on the page, I can't imagine people getting jiggy to the Tom Bombadil song, part 14 in the theatre.

fritz, Tuesday, 11 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

No they have cut them all HOORAY. They've cut Bombadil out completely.

Tom, Tuesday, 11 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yeah, it's pleasing (for me, anyway) short on lore, myth, etc... you get the whole plot of the Hobbit in 20 seconds flat, and comparative little stuff on who the elves are, etc etc... Most of the film consists of chases, really, with occasional brief interlude hanging around some beautiful spot. Minor drawback dramatically is that bad guys with character - as opposed to charging wraiths, armies of orcs - kind of lacking, brief Christopher Lee segments excepted. Have no idea whether this comes from the book: can't even remembered whether I ever finished it - or even finished the first volume.

Mark Morris, Tuesday, 11 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

My folks read it to me as a kid, and I've just been rereading it now - you know, this'll be my last chance to enjoy the book without being influenced by the film, etc. Surely you've got some friend doing the same, or at least smirk at people on the bus who are doing the same. I've actually been surprised how much I've been enjoying it - I didn't think it would live up to my memories of it. Is anyone else doing the same? Why do I feel embarassed to be reading it now?

fritz, Tuesday, 11 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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Frodo and Sam smile, look into each other's eyes and seem like they're about to make out. Astounding!

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Mmm, yeah I'm starting to remember that scene. Come to think of it it's all kinda obvious. There's hardly any women in the books and the ones that make an appearance are untouchable mother figures. You've got one character obsessed with his axe and a host of characters obsessing over a ring. Buncha poofs I tell ya!

Though I seem to have forgotten all about Tom Bombadil. He is the Jar Jar of Middle Earth right?

Omar, Tuesday, 11 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Tom Bombadil is the biggest fucking hippy in the whole hippy book. He actually tells them to "run naked through the grass" after the Barrow Wight de-pantsed the hobbits. He's always leaping around and making them smoke pot.

fritz, Tuesday, 11 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Fritz his g/f is a BIGGER hippy.

mark s, Tuesday, 11 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

And yes, very cleverly, both have been excised. The description of the whole trip through the Old Forest and the Barrow Downs is really wonderful in terms of its portrayal of nature -- Tolkien just makes these imaginary landscapes come to life so vividly -- but Tom and Goldberry, for such is her name, would have caused much groaning and eye-rolling in the film, I suspect. The Barrow-wight is pretty damn cool, though.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 11 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Just got back from a nerd-infested midnight showing (I'm a nerd too, I guess, but at the very least of the showered variety). Hella good. Ian McKellan continues his evolution from froofroo "real" actor to total badass, and Ian Holm plays a midget. Peter Jackson = perverse on many satisfying levels.

adam, Wednesday, 19 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

ITS A BAD BOOK , A VERY VERY POORLY WRITTEN WANK FEST AND I HAT HATE JACKSON FOR TOUCHING IT WITH A BARGE POOL, HES A SELL OUT, A HOLLYWOOD WHORE I REFUSE TO SEE THIS NASTY PEICE OF SHIT

anthony, Wednesday, 19 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

aawwww. i'm gonna see it on Friday. i'm quite looking fwd to it!

katie, Wednesday, 19 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I bet it looks better than Moulin Rouge!

Tom, Wednesday, 19 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Tom
you are now baiting me .

anthony, Wednesday, 19 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yeah I am a bit. But actually my anticipation of both films rests (rested in the case of MR) on the visual treat I was about to have. In the case of MR it was pretty but hackneyed - camp and decadence for people to whom those things are reassurances not challenges. Maybe that was the idea. LOTR on the other hand I'm sure I'll find winsome in the extreme, visually. YOU CANT WIN!

Tom, Wednesday, 19 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You can win Tom, go for something more than just pretty pictures or art design. Go for narrative (where Moulin Rouge really let itself down) go for acting, go for the whole package as well as spectacle.

Ah, why should I waste my breath. You'd go and see Walking With Beasts: The Movie.

Pete, Wednesday, 19 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Too right I would! That would be ace!

Most of my favourite films (to the extent that I have favourite films) combine strong visuals with an intriguing narrative. Character and suchlike bother me less, a strong script is a winner. Clearly LOTR will have a fairly plodding narrative, broadbrush characters and the script is likely to be hampered by archaisms. So thats why I'm pinning my hopes on enjoying the visuals.

Tom, Wednesday, 19 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Gosh, Tom, suck the fun out of everything, why don't you?

Speaking as a guy that all but avoided Thee Trilogy (since I knew enough about it from my friends naming their computers Isengard & swapping "how cool is Strider / Legolas kicks ass" stories back in the day), I thought the flick (on every level) succeeded on every front. The plot isn't turgid @ all - exposition amounts to "we have to do this", and then they do it (with a few opportune places to catch one's breath). And, yes, Tom, it looks amazing, so you'll be happy. ;)

And what's with all the trainspotters noting these vague homoerotic rumblings between Sam & Frodo? Fuck, hobbits are friendly, jovial creatures with big eyes - even when they're frightened, they have the Manga come-on face working in fulleffect. I think noticing this li'l foible says much more about the people noting it than the characters, you sillies.

And the less said about BASHKI, the better.

And, Anthony, dear, perhaps you should reacquaint yourself w/ Heavenly Creatures.

David Raposa, Wednesday, 19 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

And what's with all the trainspotters noting these vague homoerotic rumblings between Sam & Frodo?

There are plenty of potential hints in the original story itself, though it's certainly a matter of interpretation. Think of it this way -- Tolkien himself was familiar with/relied on a world of close, very close, friendships with other men, whether fellow soldiers or scholars. He saw nothing wrong with it at all, with his own particular prism of experience via Catholicism seeing it as an example of love for one's fellow men. But without that approach needing to be known or used as the way to read the story, what becomes apparent throughout the book is how closely Frodo and Sam regard each other, and the word 'love' is used more than once. I think Tolkien would have choked with indignation at the thought of Frodo/Sam slash fiction and all, but hey...

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 19 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

And, Anthony, dear, perhaps you should reacquaint yourself w/ Heavenly Creatures.

That's a good movie and all, but he should watch Bad Taste and Meet the Feebles. I really hope all the Peter Jackson hype will bring about a Meet the Feebles dvd release.

I promised myself I will not see LOTR until I finish my paper, so the only trolls I will be seeing for the next few days are shitehawks on ILM.

Nicole, Wednesday, 19 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I really hope all the Peter Jackson hype will bring about a Meet the Feebles dvd release.

Oh GOD yes.

"You mean they discriminate against Scots?"

"No! They just don't like assholes in the clubhouse!"

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 19 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You know, Bad Taste never did much for me. But the Feebles ... oh, yeah. (BAD TASTE is on DVD - whither the Feebles, hmm?) (And is it too much to ask for Braindead - not this Dead Alive thing - to be commercially available?)

David Raposa, Wednesday, 19 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Leeching the fun is my mission in life David. But I am kind of excited just because it's nearly Christmas and it's my big evening out - it's kind of like going to the panto, where again the script and the narrative hardly count much.

Tom, Wednesday, 19 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yeah butthere's a big difference between a badly written panto and a well written one (one is exciting). Knowledge of narrative does not equal lack of excitement anyway, else most films would be scuppered by the overly barrative reviews we have to suffer in the press.

Going for teh visuals is like listening to music solely for the production values.

Pete, Wednesday, 19 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

By the way - nice to see Burger King getting the fast food tie in. But whither Lord Of The Onion Rings?

Pete, Wednesday, 19 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

to destroy the one onion ring you must cast it into the very crack of doom, over yonder in the back kitchen next to the fries

Alan Trewartha, Wednesday, 19 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

p.s. it's hard not to giggle when they say "Mordor" in the film with this strange welsh/celtic Rrrrrr sound. i wanted them to use it in everrrrry worrrrrd with an rrrrr in it.

Alan Trewartha, Wednesday, 19 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Its when it comes out of the crack of doom the next morning I worry.

Pete, Wednesday, 19 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

but that crack of doom already conceals the ONE ring to rule them ALL. shurely?

Alan Trewartha, Wednesday, 19 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

let the tolkein slash BEGIN!

mark s, Wednesday, 19 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"(on every level) on every front"?

Can we have some grammar police in this bitch cracking the whip when us anal-retentive writerly types drop the ball? I could use a good horsewhippin'.

David Raposa, Wednesday, 19 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Perv.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 19 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i'm sorry, but moulin rouge was much much better than this overlong piece of yawn.

there were many people in ren faire garb at the (midnight) showing i went to.

maura, Wednesday, 19 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i'm sorry, but moulin rouge was much much better than this overlong piece of yawn.

Man! *pouts* There's no way they could make it short without killing it entirely, though -- refer to Bakshi's take.

there were many people in ren faire garb at the (midnight) showing i went to.

Oh *GOD*, how horrible. There better not be any nonsense like that today (but I fear I'll be out of luck).

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 19 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Speaking of BASHKI, a little news snippet I found @ IMDb.com:

"The director of the first Lord Of The Rings film is furious with film-maker Peter Jackson for not talking with him before his Fellowship Of The Ring remake. Ralph Bakshi, who directed the animated Lord Of The Rings in 1978, is irate that neither Jackson, nor anyone else who worked on the new three-film series, thought to consult him about the production. Bakshi fumes, "For a start, the guys doing the picture really don't have the authority to - my contract reads that I have all sequel rights - but I think I'll let it go. And second, none of them have spoken to me, and I find that ungentlemanly. I think Jackson is a good director, but leaves a lot to be desired as a gentleman." The 63-year-old Bakshi, who has met with little success and significant critical drubbings in the past decade, may have some words about Sam Raimi next year as he also produced and directed the animated Spider-Man TV series in the late 1960s."

I don't care if he had some had in the super terrific Spidey cartoons, the utter CRAP that was LotR (& the following flix he made) earns him a place in ... well, it just irks me, s'all.

David Raposa, Wednesday, 19 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Bakshi is talking smoke-out-of-ass. He says himself that the studio -- not him -- decided that there would be only the one film and then enforced that decision, and as it is Saul Zaentz holds onto the film rights in the first place. This isn't the equivalent of George Lucas holding exclusive rights to the SW sequels by any stretch of the imagination.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 19 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

This is like Adam West whining that he didn't get to play Uncle Batman in Tim Burton's flick. Sad, sad, sad, sad sad.

David Raposa, Wednesday, 19 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i have seen and worshipped most of jacksons films . it is this project that makes him a whore

anthony, Wednesday, 19 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh, Anthony... That is so WRONG.

David Raposa, Wednesday, 19 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Anthony, here's the thing -- Jackson idly inquires after the film rights, starts seriously pursuing that avenue more after King Kong plans collapse and eventually gets so taken up in the project that he makes a series of elaborate pitches to Hollywood studios, all of which turn him down except New Line at almost literally the last minute before the opportunity to make the films would have gone elsewhere. The entire time, it's clearly Jackson looking to make the films work rather than the studios pursuing him to make 'product' that's already established. If you want to pursue your metaphor, fine, it's a case of a whore with an aggressive sales pitch saying 'willing to direct,' but is that *really* the case here? Sorry, but I think not.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 19 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

erm alan or whoever said it goes way into the second: nope, it ends exactly at the end of the second book

and (barrow wight and balrog aside) there are no especially characterful baddies till the second book (saruman is more fleshed out earlier in the movie)

why whore? pj wanted to do it because he loved the book, and has done something lovers of the books will mostly like, and better than like (actually i am prepared to be less defensive sabout this, and say he's done something that redeems a lot of the spin-off myth S&S goth tegument which has made LoTR so anti-trendy for so long, by reabsorbing it, refashioning and responding to it: it's grislier and bleaker than i was expecting, which is fine (two towers was always my favourite, which is the darkest book: and his whole myth-world anyway first came to him in the trenches) (i just made the jump to "gods and monsters", an important compare-and-contrast)

i even think my dad will like it: esp. as he is bigger on aragorn&arwen than i am

mark s, Wednesday, 19 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Disfocused rambling elsewhere. Just this -- you were *bored* by it, Maura? Wow. I really can't fathom that. Different tastes, etc.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 20 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

eleven months pass...
REVIVE. I just was watching this again because I'm going thru a can-barely-move moment right now. First of all Sam and Frodo are definitely gay. Secondly, I like it more now than when I first saw it, when I just wanted to kill everyone involved (I didn't like the fact that it just kind of ends with no denoument). I actually quite like it now...how did Moulin Rouge come into this discussion? That's a terrible movie.

Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 8 December 2002 04:05 (twenty-three years ago)

Yay Ally for liking it more! Going to see the new one, then? Yes, I already have my advance tickets to see it twice on opening day -- including a midnight showing. ;-)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 8 December 2002 04:36 (twenty-three years ago)

Haha Ned you are a sick man. Do people dress up like elves and yell at the screen at the midnight showings? I will go see the new one if anyone will go with me. See what happens, I reckon.

Though in no way can it be as good a piece of filmmaking as the new Queens of the Stone Age video. That is some bad ass deer.

Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 8 December 2002 04:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Do people dress up like elves and yell at the screen at the midnight showings?

Didn't happen last year at the opening night showing I was at, but I figure this time around there will be PLENTY of people as the characters in line. Kudos to anyone who can make themselves as thin as Gollum. ;-)

That is some bad ass deer.

If it can beat the deer cameo in Laibach's "Life is Life," that's a sign.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 8 December 2002 05:07 (twenty-three years ago)

I'll go with you Ally! You won't get me to dress up like an elf though, no way.

Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Sunday, 8 December 2002 06:47 (twenty-three years ago)

YAY! It's a date, Justyn.

I just realized that the fax boy at my work looks like Orlando Bloom! My sister is tres jealous!

Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 8 December 2002 07:06 (twenty-three years ago)

the fax boy at my work

er...that's what you call him? or is that his job?

http://www.angelfire.com/film/statham/images/wilde2.jpg

orlando to rent..."hey sir, you're looking for someone?"

erik, Sunday, 8 December 2002 07:41 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't know what his name is.

Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 8 December 2002 07:52 (twenty-three years ago)

"Kudos to anyone who can make themselves as thin as Gollum. ;-)"

My life now has a purpose!!!

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Monday, 9 December 2002 00:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh dear.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 December 2002 00:19 (twenty-three years ago)

here is some idiocy on the eve of the movie's release--

apparently this would make aragorn hitler?


keith (keithmcl), Monday, 9 December 2002 00:45 (twenty-three years ago)

I like how the author pulls out the one description and then states it's blatant proof that the bad guys are black, according to Tolkien - generally, "slant eyes" is a derogation towards Asians.

Not that it defeats the racism argument really but merely that he's probably all pissed off against Asians and Indians. He's British afterall and they've got that imperialist history and all.

Whatever -the filmmakers have gone to lengths to just make the bad guys look demonish and evil and NOT recognizably of any type of human so what's the point? AN old ass book is racist? Ooh blimey, shocka.

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 9 December 2002 00:53 (twenty-three years ago)

from a blog---
What with the dark skin, broad faces and dreadlocks, it's a wonder Tolkien didn't give his baddies a natural sense of rhythm, says John Yatt, examining Middle Earth's suspect racial undertones.
WALLY: First scratch what I said about something we can enjoy before we drive on.
BELLOWS: And second?
WALLY: It is a wonder that what with the bipedal gait and the ability to speak, the Lord did not give John Yatt at least as much sense as He gave to little apples.
Monday December 2, 2002

It was the same with The Phantom Menace - I had no choice. When part of your childhood is playing down the road on a big screen with surround sound and popcorn, there's no escape.
WALLY: Well since Anakin was a slave boy I guess you're saying that Ole Massa forced you down to the cinema and chained you to the seat, all the while aiming two tanning lights at your face.
BELLOWS: Well he's got a point, under those circumstances there rarely IS an escape.
UTHULHU: I am just a bit confused as to how the popcorn contribute to the playing?
But as the wonder of discovering that there was more to New Zealand than sheep wore off, something began to worry me.
BELLOWS: There are also big boot wearing men bothering the sheep.
WALLY: Something that worries me almost as much as sharing a car with you.
Maybe it was the way that all the baddies were dressed in black,
WALLY: Goodness, what a novel concept! Bad guys wearing black! I mean it's not like every culture on Earth, including most African cultures, associate black with evil!
or maybe it was the way that the fighting uruk-hai had dreadlocks, but I began to suspect that there was something rotten in the state of Middle Earth.
WALLY: What the Uruk-Hai sat around the campfire smoking Ganja, singing about that country whose name we cannot utter aloud in Idiotaria, and plotting to murder the One True King?
Perhaps Dubya's war on terror is making me a bit uneasy, or maybe it's just good old-fashioned Guardian-reading imperial guilt,
WALLY: Since you've never had an Empire, and there's nothing Imperial about you, please stop bothering me about your guilt.
BELLOWS: Well I am sure the average Guardian reader secretely keeps the best English boarding school traditions going, nudge nudge, know what I mean?
WALLY: Please... never... ever... touch me, I need to wash.
but there was something about watching a bunch of pale faces setting off into the east to hack some guys with dark faces into little bits that made me feel a little queasy.
BELLOWS: I thought the swarthy olive pickers and the Chinamen lived in the east, not the darkies?
WALLY: Well my fat racist bastard acquaintance, remind me to throw you out of the car at high speed sometime.
UTHULHU: Maybe the pale faces are student activists attacking another fraternity for a particularly nasty dark face incident?
WALLY: Aaah but that Yatt would presumably support.
UTHULHU: Point taken.
When I got home I dug out my copy of The Lord of the Rings from a box somewhere - okay, so I pulled it straight off the shelf - and found there was worse to come.
WALLY: So either you finally got around to reading it, or your reading comprehension is so utterly lame that you didn't invent, I mean discover, this horrible alternate meaning before now?
The Two Towers is the story of the battle between Isengard and Rohan. In the good corner, the riders of Rohan, aka the "Whiteskins": "Yellow is their hair, and bright are their spears. Their leader is very tall."
WALLY: Well forgive me, but they sound a LOT like stereotypical Saxon warriors.
BELLOWS: You are forgiven my son.
In the evil corner, the orcs of Isengard: "A grim, dark band... swart, slant-eyed" and the "dark" wild men of the hills. So the good guys are white and the bad guys are, erm... black.
WALLY: And once more, if not for Tolkiens hatred of allegory in all of its forms, I would be strongly tempted to point out that this description resembles the stereotype of the pre-Saxon invasion Britons, especially the Picts and the Welsh, both of which were, you know, "dark" wild men of the hills.
UTHULHU: You are being highly unfair, you are bringing to the table an actual knowledge of Tolkien and his field of expertise.
This genetic determinism drives the plot in the most brutal manner. White men are good, "dark" men are bad, orcs are worst of all.
WALLY: Which would be bad if the Orcs were men, which they aren't, and actually most of the evil guys forces are in fact well really evil beings and not men.
While 10,000 orcs are massacred with a kind of Dungeons and Dragons version of biological warfare, the wild men left standing at the end of the battle are packed off back to their homes with nothing more than slapped wrists.
WALLY: So showing mercy to human beings is bad? So they should kill the wild men too? Despite the fact that they had been deceived?
UTHULHU: Of course! Either let them all go or kill them all, anything in between is obviously objectionable!
WALLY: I could mention that the Wild Men eventually join the good guys, but that is clearly not relevant.
We also get a sneak preview of the army that's going to be representing the forces of darkness in part three. Guess what: "Dark faces... black eyes and long black hair, and gold rings in their ears... very cruel wicked men they look". They come from the east and the south. They wield scimitars and ride elephants.
WALLY: Aaaand here we REALLY go off the deep end, yes the men from the South were PART of the evil army, a part that is described as fighting valiantly even long after that their cause is lost. Deceived men fighting in an army where the bulk is made up of Orcs, Uruk-Hai, and other rather nasty beings.
BELLOWS: Why, less I am much mistaken they sound like stereotyped Saracens, valiant warriors fighting fiercely for the wrong side...
WALLY: Gee? You think?
Perhaps I'd better come right out and say it. The Lord of the Rings is racist.
WALLY: Yes and the Guardian is a reputable newspaper.
It is soaked in the logic that race determines behaviour. Orcs are bred to be bad, they have no choice.
WALLY: Actually they DO have free will, even if they rarely use it, the Lord of the Rings is STEEPED in Catholic theology.
BELLOWS: Yes, and only the good parts, none of the old corrupt parts either, which is why I hate that book.
The evil wizard Saruman even tells us that they are screwed-up elves. Elves made bad by a kind of devilish genetic modification programme. They deserve no mercy.
WALLY: You are so right, too bad that idiot Tolkien had to go ahead and specify that they Orcs were not beyond the law, and if they asked for mercy they should be granted it... Imagine that.
BELLOWS: Wally, that man knows about as much about Tolkien, theology, and the Lord of the Rings as I know about the joys of chastity.
To cap it all, the races that Tolkien has put on the side of evil are then given a rag-bag of non-white characteristics that could have been copied straight from a BNP leaflet. Dark, slant-eyed, swarthy, broad-faced - it's amazing he doesn't go the whole hog and give them a natural sense of rhythm.
WALLY: So basically they are described as butt ugly and kinda Eastern European or Pictish looking? For that matter throw in a bit of the Evil Hun.
BELLOWS: Damn those Saxons and their ideals of beauty! Not to mention the Germanic habit of equalling beauty with virtue!
WALLY: Well in your case the opposite is certainly true.
Scratch the surface of Tolkien's world and you'll find a curiously 20th-century myth. Begun in the 1930s, published in the 1950s, it's shot through with the preoccupations and prejudices of its time.
WALLY: Aside from the fact that Tolkien hated allegory, and showed how his story would work out if it had indeed BEEN allegorical, then I must ask you this: Can you imagine any great vast evil forces that liked black and had swarthy features and lived to the east? Great seductive evils that all free men must oppose or live as slaves? I mean even a Guardian reader should figure out one of them, and the rest of us might figure out a second one as well.
UTHULHU: It is certainly good that it is not allegorical then, if it was in the least way inspired by its age we could not accuse it of racism!
This is no clash of noble adversaries like the Iliad, no story of our common humanity like the Epic of Gilgamesh. It's a fake, a forgery, a dodgy copy.
WALLY: Oooh be sure to reveal your stunning discovery to the countless literature professors and other literati across the world who have been taken in by this brazen forgery!
BELLOWS: Something tells me this here fellow would condemn the bible for demonising its opponents.
Strip away the archaic turns of phrase and you find a set of basic assumptions that are frankly unacceptable in 21st-century Britain.
WALLY: Yes the idea of honour as something worthwhile, utter devotion to King and country, service as something honourable, and self defence as a duty and responsibility, not just a right, I guess these are basic assumptions that are frankly unacceptable in 21st Century Britain.
UTHULHU: Of course! Imagine the cheek of some fool working as a servant or a garderner instead of going on the dole!
But it's the same with The Attack of the Clones - I've got no choice.
WALLY: Of course you got a choice, you could partake in Attack of the Clones Arguments, or you could have kept your mouth shut... Well fingers still anyway.
BELLOWS: No no no! The Editor Made Him Do It!
WALLY: You sound like those guys that say The Devil Made Him Do It. Then again this IS the Guardian.
Maybe the fizzy pop will go to my head, maybe the Pearl and Dean music will be able to work its magic, but I'm worried that the popcorn is going to taste a bit wrong
WALLY: I got bad news for you, that fizzy pop and the popcorn, those spices the old hippy has been mixing in them, they aren't exactly FDA approved!
- I'm worried that childhood isn't going to be quite so much fun the second time around.
WALLY: How about taking Tolkiens advice and just letting a story be a story?
UTHULHU: Faaaar too simplistic, and worse yet, it might actually lead to the truth! And what is more simplistic than THAT!

Thus with the end of the review Wally turned the key and drove past the copse, and past the cinema where a furious mob was shouting that the Lord of the Rings should be banned, and that instead a French-Hungarian Independent Movie be shown.

Just as they pulled away they heard the latest speaker get up and shout "I have NEVER read the Lord of the Rings, and I NEVER will! Because it is RACIST! And that is why I will NEVER see the movies either! And how do I know it is racist! BECAUSE WE SAY SO! BURN THE PLACE DOWN!"

keith (keithmcl), Monday, 9 December 2002 04:28 (twenty-three years ago)

There was a group of guys who came dressed as the entire Fellowship at the midnight showing of the first one Joei and I went to. It was really pathetic because all of their costumes looked half-finished, but they KNEW they looked like da bomb. I wanted to weep for them, but I was too busy laughing and pointing.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 9 December 2002 16:09 (twenty-three years ago)

That's like the time I went to the first Batman movie...and people were dressed as Batman! I felt so embarassed for them, but I still had to laugh.

Nicole (Nicole), Monday, 9 December 2002 23:14 (twenty-three years ago)

ARGH. That's a painful tale.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 10 December 2002 00:15 (twenty-three years ago)

That settles it. I'm digging out my Princess Leia costume from when I was 5 and I'm going to wear it to the Two Towers (is that even right?). It looks enough like Arwen.

I mean, yeah, a seXXXy Arwen with how small it'll be but that's way better than a non-seXXXy Arwen.

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 10 December 2002 01:32 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't need a costume, people always tell me I look like an elf. I know they don't mean an Arwen or Legolas type elf but more a doofy Keebler-type elf, but I suppose that's still tolkien-esque. Kind of? Maybe.

Nicole (Nicole), Tuesday, 10 December 2002 01:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Keebler elves = hobbits. Maybe it's when you're angry, they think you are like a Cate Blanchett elf. That scene where she gets all crazy is pretty freaky.

I don't look anything like an elf, my ass is too big.

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 10 December 2002 01:59 (twenty-three years ago)

I look more like Sam or something -- not that this is something to brag about. Meh.

Nicole (Nicole), Tuesday, 10 December 2002 02:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Blimey that's completely untrue, and I don't even have to see you. Tho looking like RUdy isn't all bad.

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 10 December 2002 02:16 (twenty-three years ago)

*ahem*


PH34R M3!!!!!

For I am off to see the new fillum tomorrow IN WORK TIME again. ho ho. it is nice to be back from holiday ;-)

Alan (Alan), Tuesday, 10 December 2002 12:19 (twenty-three years ago)

WHAT HOW HOW HOW HOW?!

Sarah (starry), Tuesday, 10 December 2002 12:35 (twenty-three years ago)

heh alang works for sauron the book publishers innit. s'not FAIR he doesn't even like LotR. also s'not FAIR as my friend S is also getting to go tomorrow, probably cos she'll be selling most of the copies of the soundtrack when it comes out.

S'NOT FAIR!!! (i am going to see it on the 18th though)

katie (katie), Tuesday, 10 December 2002 13:06 (twenty-three years ago)

ho ho, instead why don't you all rent the excellent "Lilo and Stitch" which I watched on the plane yesterday. A grebt film. I laughed, I cried, ect. (despite it beiung a d15n3y film.)

Alan (Alan), Tuesday, 10 December 2002 13:12 (twenty-three years ago)

Lilo and stitch my 4R53!!

(heh only joking, did you have a nice holiday on cakewine island alang??)

katie (katie), Tuesday, 10 December 2002 13:13 (twenty-three years ago)

the wine = rub sweet sherry. the cake = not in evidence. and the portuganese do cake really well. witness pastel de nata:

http://www.leitesculinaria.com/images/pastel_nata.jpg

Alan (Alan), Tuesday, 10 December 2002 13:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh yeah welcome back then I suppose!

Sarah (starry), Tuesday, 10 December 2002 13:29 (twenty-three years ago)

sorry for the gloating. sarah, have you got bored with Jabu Jabu and given up? Once you get past Jabu Jabu, the whole thing seems to "speed up" (at least that's how it seems to me, like all up to then is an training level)

Alan (Alan), Tuesday, 10 December 2002 13:32 (twenty-three years ago)

[just imagine that this pic is gigantic]

http://www.drivenbyboredom.com/gallery/28/thumbs/6.jpg

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 10 December 2002 18:16 (twenty-three years ago)

Katie what kind of stitch would you like us to use? Backstitch? Cross-stitch?

Tim (Tim), Tuesday, 10 December 2002 18:20 (twenty-three years ago)

In-a-cleft-stitch, I reckon.

Mooro (Mooro), Tuesday, 10 December 2002 18:24 (twenty-three years ago)

twenty-three years pass...

So yesterday I spent 12+ hours in a cinema wattching the extended cuts of the trilogy back to back. I can safely say these films are a pinnacle of human achievement in terms of technical mastery and storytelling. How they manage to explain so much lore and backstory without making it into a big exposition dump is incredible. If anything I'd say these films are underrated, which is ridiculous of course, but it's true

Jonk Raven (dog latin), Monday, 26 January 2026 10:45 (one month ago)

Actually do we have a better thread for this?

Jonk Raven (dog latin), Monday, 26 January 2026 10:49 (one month ago)

Did they give you breaks to go to the toilet / eat?

Dance Yourself Dizzy To The Music of Time (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 26 January 2026 12:11 (one month ago)

the credits were ten minutes and there was a ten minute interval between screenings. Plus there was a rambling, unrehearsed and fairly boring intro to each film by Peter Jackson at the start of each film. I somehow managed to miss the start of Two Towers as I was getting a coffee, which was a shame as I feel like I missed some sort of important introduction to Gollum or something. When I walked in, he was already capering around and alternately moaning/grovelling/scheming, so it felt like he'd been introduced a little quickly.

I was surprised to find that it was only the Two Towers that let my attention slip. It sagged quite badly in parts. The Ents especially. I'd grown to really enjoy any time Merry and Pippin were on hand to provide a bit of light relief in the first film, but here they spend most of their times trying to stay awake while Treebeard bangs on about god-knows-what because I couldn't make out what he was saying.

Meanwhile I just didn't feel terribly involved in the Helm's Deep battle, whereas the Minas Tirith one in RotK put me unmistakably right in the action. The best bits of that film, for me, are all about Gollum (and there wasn't as much of him as I originally remembered), and the bit with Theoden and Wormtongue.

Jonk Raven (dog latin), Monday, 26 January 2026 14:23 (one month ago)

I haven't watched the theatrical versions in a loooong time, but I gather the current consensus is something like:

Fellowship of the Ring: added scenes and lore are nice, but the theatrical is much tighter, so a draw.
Two Towers: benefits the most from extended scenes/lore
Return of the King: theatrical is better

The challenge for me is that the extra footage added to each film is high quality, regardless, and never conspicuous in its inclusion. When I watch the extended there are no scenes that jump out at me as being lower quality or out of place or somehow unfinished, they all feel like they fit (even if/when they fuck up the flow), and since I can't immediately point to something I would once again excise that to me more or less confirms that the extra scenes all worthwhile. The one somewhat persuasive exception I've heard has been the confrontation between Aragorn and the ghost kings (whatever they are called; I'm a nerd, but not *that* much of a nerd), which arguably steps on what might have been a surprise during the final battle.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 26 January 2026 14:58 (one month ago)

I'd say the Saruman-Fellowship extra scene in ROTK suffers from repetitiveness and redudancy.

However, all the stuff added to Denethor gives his descent into madness more texture.

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 26 January 2026 15:01 (one month ago)

I have been watching all three in their extended versions for as long as I can remember. I don't know anything about the differences between versions.

I would love to watch a theatrical triple-feature like dog latin did. However, I just binged the whole thing about a month ago. And I did check my local listings, but all the theaters around here are closed for winter weather anyway.

peace, man, Monday, 26 January 2026 15:05 (one month ago)

I have been watching all three in their extended versions for as long as I can remember. I don't know anything about the differences between versions.

It's wild, because the extra footage iirc adds close to three hours across the three films, which is a lot, but if you asked me now to identify the added footage, let alone what should be cut, at best I'd suggest a few minutes here and there, not hours.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 26 January 2026 15:09 (one month ago)

The Mouth of Sauron bit from the extended TRotK is genuinely unhinged, I wish it had gone on for longer.

Maresn3st, Monday, 26 January 2026 15:15 (one month ago)

General consensus, even from Jackson himself, is that the theatrical cuts are the best cuts and the extended ones are "for the fans" but night slow the action for more casual viewers

Jonk Raven (dog latin), Monday, 26 January 2026 15:25 (one month ago)

It was Two Towers that dragged for me. It had been long enough since last viewing that I honestly didn't know which bits were original cut and which were extended.

Jonk Raven (dog latin), Monday, 26 January 2026 15:26 (one month ago)

I cannot imagine choosing the theatrical cut of fotr ever again

duolingo ate my baby (Jon not Jon), Monday, 26 January 2026 15:28 (one month ago)

Mouth of Sauron bit was great, although it wasn't clear to me at the time that it was the mouth of Sauron - just thought it was an urukhai in a fancy helmet

Jonk Raven (dog latin), Monday, 26 January 2026 15:28 (one month ago)

When we talked about the films for the podcast, we specifically rewatched the theatrical versions, to give us a sense of what it was like when we first encountered each of the films. We definitely collectively fall in the grouping of Fellowship = best of the films, no notes, TTT = choppy, and Helm's Deep really drags for us now, ROTK = sticks the landing in spite of it all. If you want to hear us talk about it all:

https://megaphonic.fm/bythebywater/33

https://megaphonic.fm/bythebywater/45

https://megaphonic.fm/bythebywater/57

Thanks to being near an Alamo I've seen the extended versions theatrically a few times now over the years, it's always a treat. I saw one of the limited opening night screenings back in 2003 for ROTK where they screened the first two films in the extended version before the midnight premiere -- hell of an experience, wouldn't trade it for the world.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 26 January 2026 16:30 (one month ago)

So wait, you guys thought Helm's Deep still dragged in the theatrical version? Interesting. Maybe dumb question, since I'm not well versed in the books, but do you think it drags *because* it is a battle/action sequence, which means less no lore and drawn-from-the-books character beats? How long is the sequence (as such) in the novel?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 26 January 2026 16:44 (one month ago)

I prefer the Helm's Deep battle to the one in ROTK.

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 26 January 2026 16:44 (one month ago)

Funnily enough our latest episode (out next week) is on warriors as such in Tolkien, and we kinda collectively noted that he doesn't really write big battles like a lot of writers would. The Helm's Deep episode in the book is comparatively swift -- it's important and detailed, but it essentially happens over the course of a chapter; more time is spent in the aftermath and going to Isengard and the fallout from that. Jackson, meantime, is on record as saying that the inspiration for the film Helm's Deep was in large part the film Zulu -- which itself is, let's say, a bit of a CHOICE these days -- and clearly thought of it as the big crescendo for the second film above all else.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 26 January 2026 16:48 (one month ago)

(This gets into larger points about how by making Aragorn's story more central in the films undercuts what the book itself is doing, but that would take a while to unpack!)

Ned Raggett, Monday, 26 January 2026 16:49 (one month ago)

I prefer the Helm's Deep battle to the one in ROTK.

You freak oh wait. (There's a lot to like about both in and of themselves.)

Ned Raggett, Monday, 26 January 2026 16:50 (one month ago)

Two Towers a bit of a slog in writing too imo - of course the Frodo/Sam/Gollum side has to feel endless and opressive, but sometimes that spreads from the characters as well...

a ZX spectrum is haunting Europe (Daniel_Rf), Monday, 26 January 2026 16:54 (one month ago)

Fellowship = best of the films, no notes, TTT = choppy, and Helm's Deep really drags for us now, ROTK = sticks the landing in spite of it all.

Hard agree with this. In my mind ROTK was the weaker link, but I loved it all and the protracted ending wasn't half as dragged out as I remembered it. It felt deserved.

Jonk Raven (dog latin), Monday, 26 January 2026 16:59 (one month ago)

But Ned was talking about the theatrical versions, right?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 26 January 2026 17:18 (one month ago)

yeah, but that's how i felt watching the extended cuts too

Jonk Raven (dog latin), Monday, 26 January 2026 17:19 (one month ago)

making Aragorn's story more central in the films undercuts what the book itself is doing

would like to hear more about this. in my very non-expert memory there is something very cool about how aragorn "the king" of the climactic volume's title and clear bad-ass is actually the B-story

Tracer Hand, Monday, 26 January 2026 21:24 (one month ago)

(in the books)

Tracer Hand, Monday, 26 January 2026 21:24 (one month ago)

and the movies too, i guess? but he definitely gets more of the limelight

Tracer Hand, Monday, 26 January 2026 21:25 (one month ago)

How long is the sequence (as such) in the novel?

(re: helm's deep) this has always been one of my gripes. It's about ten pages, or 2.5% of the book. 20 pages total in the chapter. What is it in the film, about forty minutes? I don't think I've watched them since they came out, I wouldn't mind doing so tbh.

ledge, Monday, 26 January 2026 21:47 (one month ago)

would like to hear more about this. in my very non-expert memory there is something very cool about how aragorn "the king" of the climactic volume's title and clear bad-ass is actually the B-story

We have an episode about that as well!

https://megaphonic.fm/bythebywater/65

Ned Raggett, Monday, 26 January 2026 21:51 (one month ago)

but of course!

Tracer Hand, Monday, 26 January 2026 22:35 (one month ago)

Without reading more than five pages of the novels I could tell the movies fucked up to what degree Sauron/Ring Wraiths can detect the ring on Frodo. I'm aware after watching several explainers that the Ring is not a homing beacon; a bearer has to claim it as his own. But in the films it doesn't explain (like the novels purportedly do) how Bilbo can slip it on and off without detection or why Sauron sees Frodo in the Prancing Pony but not when Boromir confronts him much later.

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 26 January 2026 22:43 (one month ago)

rotk big battle rules because of the terrible beauty of the last charge of the rohirrim, i have noted this before on here but every single time i've watched rotk, when the riders go full tilt all shouting 'deaaaatthhhhhh' i start crying

duolingo ate my baby (Jon not Jon), Tuesday, 27 January 2026 18:05 (one month ago)

xpost Tolkien never drew up an exact 'how the ring works' text at any point -- smartly, I think, it avoids it becoming a D&D manual entry avant la lettre -- but he does emphasize the idea that Frodo wearing the ring is different from Bilbo in that the latter was using it when Sauron still thought it was lost somewhere as opposed to actually being with someone. Once he's aware that it IS with someone (the Gollum "Shire! Baggins!" bit in the film is derived from the text, indirectly), he's essentially on the hunt one way or another, and Frodo is increasingly and explicitly aware of being sought for in that fashion, but that doesn't emerge at once. The Prancing Pony scene in the movie's resolution with the Eye is NOT the same as in the book at all -- there Frodo just feels embarrassed by what's happened while a couple of people who are meant to be in league with the Nazgul leave with a bit of a knowing look -- but the hilltop scene in the movie with the Boromir confrontation, as with the vision of Sauron's eye in Galadriel's mirror, are derived directly from equivalent book moments (the version in the book on the hilltop has a wonderfully vivid description of what's almost a projection of Sauron's presence literally about to touch Frodo; he removes the ring and he almost feels like pass above him like a shadow in the daylight).

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 27 January 2026 19:19 (one month ago)

thanks!

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 January 2026 19:25 (one month ago)

Here to help!

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 27 January 2026 20:23 (one month ago)

What happens if you swallow the ring?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 27 January 2026 20:31 (one month ago)

Rectum-wraiths come looking for it.

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 January 2026 20:36 (one month ago)

"They walked as it were in a black vapour wrought of veritable darkness itself that, as it was breathed, brought blindness not only to the eyes but to the mind, so that even the memory of colours and of forms and of any light faded out of thought. Night always had been, and always would be, and night was all. Up your butt."

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 27 January 2026 20:52 (one month ago)

okay thanks

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 January 2026 20:56 (one month ago)

Hauntingly accurate quotation.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 27 January 2026 20:56 (one month ago)

Anyway, the text of the hilltop/Amon Hen scene:

“But against Minas Tirith was set another fortress, greater and more strong. Thither, eastward, unwilling his eye was drawn. It passed the ruined bridges of Osgiliath, the grinning gates of Minas Morgul and the haunted Mountains, and it looked upon Gorgoroth, the valley of terror in the Land of Mordor. Darkness lay there under the Sun. Fire glowed amid the smoke. Mount Doom was burning, and a great reek rising. Then at last his gaze was held: wall upon wall, battlement upon battlement, black, immeasurably strong, mountain of iron, gate of steel, tower of adamant, he saw it: Barad-dûr, Fortress of Sauron. All hope left him.

And suddenly he felt the Eye. There was an eye in the Dark Tower that did not sleep. He knew that it had become aware of his gaze. A fierce eager will was there. It leaped towards him; almost like a finger he felt it, searching for him. Very soon it would nail him down, know just exactly where he was. Amon Lhaw it touched. It glanced upon Tol Brandir he threw himself from the seat, crouching, covering his head with his grey hood.

He heard himself crying out: Never, never! Or was it: Verily I come, I come to you? He could not tell. Then as a flash from some other point of power there came to his mind another thought: Take it off! Take it off! Fool, take it off! Take off the Ring!

The two powers strove in him. For a moment, perfectly balanced between their piercing points, he writhed, tormented. Suddenly he was aware of himself again. Frodo, neither the Voice nor the Eye: free to choose, and with one remaining instant in which to do so. He took the Ring off his finger. He was kneeling in clear sunlight before the high seat. A black shadow seemed to pass like an arm above him; it missed Amon Hen and groped out west, and faded. Then all the sky was clean and blue and birds sang in every tree.”

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 27 January 2026 21:00 (one month ago)

(A little more context: Amon Hen is shown to be a place where someone seated can have a sudden far-seeing vision of nearly all of known Middle-earth, per the passages just below the quote. Frodo turns around and is able to take in views going almost hundreds of miles. It's a really intriguingly vivid moment, and again, Tolkien doesn't explain exactly what this power comes from and how, just that it's there. So I tend to read the suggestion here as a combination of Frodo wearing the Ring and his sight accentuated by the hill or the seat or whatever is causing it combining with Sauron's own particular powers sensing something firing up and searching. Later in the book Gandalf explains to Aragorn and crew it was he, having recovered from the battle with the Balrog, with the "Take it off!" command from a long distance in turn, and again, *how* it all works is undescribed and doesn't need to be. It just is.)

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 27 January 2026 21:05 (one month ago)

just below the quote

Well THAT makes no sense -- just *prior* to the quote.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 27 January 2026 21:05 (one month ago)

Amon Hen

saw his okay set at Pitchfork 2019

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 January 2026 21:08 (one month ago)

You want Tolkien-derived band names, you gotta start going to Maryland Deathfest, Wacken or Roadburn instead, my friend. (Though I am always interested whenever a Tolkien reference escapes that universe. Even Graham Parker had one!)

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 27 January 2026 21:12 (one month ago)

Isn't, er, Burzum a Tolkien reference?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 27 January 2026 21:21 (one month ago)

I always misheard Echo & the Bunnymen as singing about "Minas Tirith" in "Villiers Terrace."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nYcYccDbC8

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 27 January 2026 21:24 (one month ago)

the one where they sing "higher and higher, kissing the spider" was about shelob

ciderpress, Tuesday, 27 January 2026 21:35 (one month ago)

I remember my dad forcing me to sit down in the lounge and listen to his Zeppelin song that referenced gollum, when he found out I was reading lotr

which was almost equally as cringe as when he forced me to sit down in the lounge and listen to his Queen, to demonstrate how Stereo sound works on his hi-fi system.

Ste, Wednesday, 28 January 2026 13:58 (one month ago)

equally as crunge, you mean

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 28 January 2026 14:01 (one month ago)

Cannot conceive of having a dad that cool.

Cow_Art, Wednesday, 28 January 2026 14:18 (one month ago)

"cooler" parents just play Summoning albums now

My homies buttthole surfers' record sounds like a f (Western® with Bacon Flavor), Wednesday, 28 January 2026 14:34 (one month ago)


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