ladies and gentlemen, i give you: Herbie: Fully Loaded

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could this be the film that finally knocks good burger out of the coveted third place in my heart?

― strng hlkngtn, Thursday, 12 May 2005 21:25 (twenty years ago)

http://www.apple.com/trailers/disney/herbie_fully_loaded/

― strng hlkngtn, Thursday, 12 May 2005 21:25 (twenty years ago)

(seriously, wtf has happened to michael keaton's career?)

― strng hlkngtn, Thursday, 12 May 2005 21:26 (twenty years ago)

Oh man that IS Keaton. I completely missed that.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 12 May 2005 21:27 (twenty years ago)

at work today:

co-worker: have you seen the trailer yet? herbie communicates by like bouncing or something.
me: i bet he's not the only things in the movie that attempt to communicate that way

― strng hlkngtn, Thursday, 12 May 2005 21:28 (twenty years ago)

Saw this trailer before Hitchhiker's and was all 'the hell?' -- I knew a new Herbie film was coming, just not this. He's quite the pimp in this one.

TS: Keaton vs. Vigoda

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 12 May 2005 21:29 (twenty years ago)

i plan on loving this, as i will be fully loaded

― d'ngullberry (noisemeltdown), Thursday, 12 May 2005 21:29 (twenty years ago)

Speaking of that, is it true that Disney did so CGI stuff to make them look...um, smaller? Cause that's what i heard.

X-post

― Doobie Keebler (Charles McCain), Thursday, 12 May 2005 21:30 (twenty years ago)

it's gonna be another movie where it's me, two other perverts, and a brownie troop in the theater on a wednesday afternoon

― strng hlkngtn, Thursday, 12 May 2005 21:31 (twenty years ago)

strongo you seen the poster - it's superfresh

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 12 May 2005 21:32 (twenty years ago)

Lohan in that racing jumpsuit may be too much for me.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 12 May 2005 21:33 (twenty years ago)

is it different from this?

http://www2.filmweb.no/multimedia/archive/00034/herbie_fully_loaded_34244f.jpg

― strng hlkngtn, Thursday, 12 May 2005 21:33 (twenty years ago)

Speaking of that, is it true that Disney did so CGI stuff to make them look...um, smaller? Cause that's what i heard.

CGI = Cocaine G-???? I-?????

― d'ngullberry (noisemeltdown), Thursday, 12 May 2005 21:34 (twenty years ago)

it's gonna be another movie where it's me, two other perverts, and a brownie troop in the theater on a wednesday afternoon

So just the usual then, eh? Doesn't that get expensive?

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 12 May 2005 21:35 (twenty years ago)

The poster for Herbie looks like the cover of new Riddim Driven Bubble Up CD.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 12 May 2005 21:35 (twenty years ago)

It's definitely of the now.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 12 May 2005 21:36 (twenty years ago)

CGI=My dumb shorthand for Special Effects Generated by Computer.

― Doobie Keebler (Charles McCain), Thursday, 12 May 2005 21:38 (twenty years ago)

judging by the preview they may have!

― strng hlkngtn, Thursday, 12 May 2005 21:39 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, I was joking. The drugs made "them" smaller.

― d'ngullberry (noisemeltdown), Thursday, 12 May 2005 21:39 (twenty years ago)

also, LL as a blonde...boooooooo

― strng hlkngtn, Thursday, 12 May 2005 21:39 (twenty years ago)

Have they airbrushed out all her freckles?

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 12 May 2005 21:40 (twenty years ago)

http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/lohan-richie-starving.jpg

― d'ngullberry (noisemeltdown), Thursday, 12 May 2005 21:40 (twenty years ago)

courtney?

― strng hlkngtn, Thursday, 12 May 2005 21:41 (twenty years ago)

That picture is definitely photoshopped.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 12 May 2005 21:42 (twenty years ago)

It's definitely disturbing.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 12 May 2005 21:43 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, but it's funny.

― d'ngullberry (noisemeltdown), Thursday, 12 May 2005 21:43 (twenty years ago)

funnies >>>> truth

― d'ngullberry (noisemeltdown), Thursday, 12 May 2005 21:43 (twenty years ago)

I just want to say how happy I am that Mr. Hulkington is hulking around.

I also want to admit that this movie looks perfectly cast.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 12 May 2005 21:47 (twenty years ago)

i am legitimately excited about this film

― strng hlkngtn, Thursday, 12 May 2005 21:48 (twenty years ago)

AUSCHWITZ MAKES ME HORNY

― The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Thursday, 12 May 2005 21:49 (twenty years ago)

I'm going to gain 10 pounds in protest.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 12 May 2005 21:51 (twenty years ago)

Also, does she not realize that her hair looks like something you'd buy on a stick at a carnival?

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 12 May 2005 21:51 (twenty years ago)

I wanted to watch the trailer. Honest. I couldn't make it all the way through. I - I - I wanted to see Lindsay Lohan and her boobs. I doubt this is the movie that will let that happen. And she should never go blonde again. Honestly. We are living in a strange time when redheads don't want to be redheads...

― Jimmy Mod, Sultan of Sexxitime (ModJ), Thursday, 12 May 2005 21:53 (twenty years ago)

WOW YOU LOOK 80 YRS OLD.
THAT'S HOT!

― The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Thursday, 12 May 2005 21:55 (twenty years ago)

here's LL during a time of plenty:

http://www.rawjunk.com/files/1978645711.jpg

― strng hlkngtn, Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:00 (twenty years ago)

back in 15

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:01 (twenty years ago)

She looks really perturbed by something.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:01 (twenty years ago)

Here she is a couple weeks ago:
http://us.news3.yimg.com/img.news.yahoo.com/util/anysize/345,http%3A%2F%2Fus.news2.yimg.com%2Fus.yimg.com%2Fp%2Fap%2F20050505%2Fcapt.nyet12505051914.people_lohan_nyet125.jpg

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:04 (twenty years ago)

I'm going to sleep with a big-breasted girl in protest.

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:06 (twenty years ago)

someone needs to pull the mean girls weight gainer trick on her, stat

― strng hlkngtn, Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:08 (twenty years ago)

She needs 50 Cents workout routine! Get the body oil!

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:13 (twenty years ago)

cad

― strng hlkngtn, Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:14 (twenty years ago)

"Herbie, she's too young for you" = a little too thinly-veiled?

― Hurting (Hurting), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:14 (twenty years ago)

Just hold her down and force feed her a double cheeseburger. How hard could it be?

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:14 (twenty years ago)

I think the Bad News Bears remake will be better. I hope it is NC-17.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:15 (twenty years ago)

Tough! She's got those sharp little nails!

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:15 (twenty years ago)

Pshaw. I could break that bitch.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:15 (twenty years ago)

I think she looks fine. People, she's a high profile actress in Hollywood, there'll be plenty of time to eat later!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:16 (twenty years ago)

Spencer you are a sick man.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:17 (twenty years ago)

is it so wrong that i want my unapproachable starlets to have dumps like a truck?

― strng hlkngtn, Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:19 (twenty years ago)

Alex, I'm serious! It doesn't look like she's dying or anything to me.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:20 (twenty years ago)

I'm going to tepidly back Spencer on this. Body image control is a part of the movie industry and that's not going to change. She is better as a redhead but she doesn't look emaciatedly skinny to me. Did she get a breast reduction or is that from shedding the pounds?

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:21 (twenty years ago)

I'd just like them to look like they eat once in a while (dumps like a truck would be a bonus!)

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:21 (twenty years ago)

I'm always slightly weirded out by the knee-jerk negative reaction to skinny women.

Jess on the other hand is merely 'expressing' a preference.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:23 (twenty years ago)

The fact that this is a HOLLYWOOD enforced image doesn't make it any less unappealing.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:23 (twenty years ago)

i've seen this trailer SOOOOOOOO many times

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:24 (twenty years ago)

incidentally i saw kicking & screaming yesterday and it was bad

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:24 (twenty years ago)

Obviously there are actors who take it too far, and that's a problem, but there are plenty who gain or lose weight to take on particular roles. Brad Pitt pumps a lot of iron so he can play Achilles etc.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:25 (twenty years ago)

you're killing my buzz, people

― strng hlkngtn, Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:25 (twenty years ago)

She doesn't look emaciated? She looks like fucking Skeletrix.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:25 (twenty years ago)

Again, I am 99% sure the picture in the red dress is photoshopped.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:27 (twenty years ago)

I hope so. The hair is still a nightmare.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:28 (twenty years ago)

"Obviously there are actors who take it too far, and that's a problem, but there are plenty who gain or lose weight to take on particular roles. Brad Pitt pumps a lot of iron so he can play Achilles etc."

This isn't about Robert DeNiro. This about a system which basically dictates that you can't weigh more than 105 and be in a film. And this isn't skinny. Some people are born skinny and have high metabolism. This is starvation + ridiculous amounts of exercise + plastic surgery. It's pretty sick.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:28 (twenty years ago)

People, people. We will never agree on Lindsey Lohan's ideal weight.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:29 (twenty years ago)

http://www.n-m-d.net/lohan.jpg

― strng hlkngtn, Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:30 (twenty years ago)

Lindsey Lohan's ideal weight = the shot in the bikini, maybe 5 pounds more. Close thread, everyone go home.

― Alan Conceicao (Alan Conceicao), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:30 (twenty years ago)

How is this demand that women be heavier any less dictatorial?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:31 (twenty years ago)

Personally I find Ms Lohan's body weight less of an issue than the fact that Herbie is an old, unsafe model of Beetle.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:32 (twenty years ago)

that's hollywood for you, tracer.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:34 (twenty years ago)

did i ever mention on ilx that the vw bus my mom drove when i was a kid blew up?

― strng hlkngtn, Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:35 (twenty years ago)

"How is this demand that women be heavier any less dictatorial?"

Oh yeah, that's totally just as bad except no one is doing it.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:36 (twenty years ago)

well, i am

― strng hlkngtn, Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:39 (twenty years ago)

STRONGO'S DESIRES WILL TOPPLE HOLLYWOOD'S BODY IMAGE HEGEMONY!

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:40 (twenty years ago)

Perhaps Ms Lohan negotiated with Hollywood that in exchange for her forced starvation the movie would feature an older Beetle with generous mudflaps.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:44 (twenty years ago)

All those in favor of watching Luna break Lindsay Lohan's will, raise your hand...

― Sexxitime (ModJ), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:45 (twenty years ago)

http://techhouse.brown.edu/~dmorris/images/pauldogs.jpg

With puppies...

― Sexxitime (ModJ), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:45 (twenty years ago)

I find the notion that women should be round or curvy to be equally as arbitrary as anything that Hollywood supposedly "enforces."

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:51 (twenty years ago)

Whatever.

― Nice dodge (Alex in SF), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:52 (twenty years ago)

people! let us not forget what bought us here today. namely an anthropomorphic car film

― strng hlkngtn, Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:54 (twenty years ago)

I love you, Herbie.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:54 (twenty years ago)

http://www.presidentialprayerteam.org/images/dean_jones.jpg

RIDE THE BUG

― Jimmy Mod, Sultan of Sexxitime (ModJ), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:56 (twenty years ago)

(also, follow where that picture is linked from, if you dare)

― Jimmy Mod, Sultan of Sexxitime (ModJ), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:56 (twenty years ago)

I sense a lot of uncalled-for venom in the statements here about her being too thin.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:57 (twenty years ago)

THE PRESIDENTIAL PRAYER TEAM??????

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:58 (twenty years ago)

Oh baby

― Jimmy Mod, Sultan of Sexxitime (ModJ), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:58 (twenty years ago)

it's not really that arbitrary, but whatever

― ()ops (()()ps), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:00 (twenty years ago)

Why are you upset about people saying she's too thin? Who cares? I think she is, but I don't actually give a shit 'cause hey, her body, right? I just tend to want to force feed everyone a cheeseburger. Call it a character flaw if you must.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:02 (twenty years ago)

Luna, I haven't eaten dinner yet...

― Jimmy Mod, Sultan of Sexxitime (ModJ), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:03 (twenty years ago)

C'mere...

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:03 (twenty years ago)

Frankly luna, I was a little put off by statements like: "I could break that bitch" and "She looks like fucking Skeletrix" among others.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:03 (twenty years ago)

lighten up, dude

― ()ops (()()ps), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:04 (twenty years ago)

don't worry poor widdew Windsay, Spencer will save you from those mean Internets!

― Shakey Mo Coolier, Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:06 (twenty years ago)

Something many people forget in their railing at the 12-foot lizards who have enslaved Hollywood casting directors in their skinny hegemony is that the camera adds about 5-10 pounds.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:06 (twenty years ago)

Which it does.

― Jimmy Mod, Sultan of Sexxitime (ModJ), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:06 (twenty years ago)

sigh

― strng hlkngtn, Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:07 (twenty years ago)

But I'm not saying them about you, and unless she's your sister, I fail to see how you could take them so personally. I don't know her, you don't either, and I've said much worse about better people.

Besides, she DOES look too thin... assuming that picture is her and is not photoshopped. She looks like a lollipop with legs. I find that unattractive. From the discussion on this thread, it ain't just me... but I digress.

I apologize if I offended you - I talk a lot of shit, it's true, but it's usually all in jest, and I wouldn't intentionally offend someone.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:07 (twenty years ago)

the Skeletrix comment had me giggling. but wait, i must be considerate and touchy-feely unoffensive to every possible person on the planet! my bad

anyway, how bout that herbie?

― ()ops (()()ps), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:08 (twenty years ago)

No no, you didn't offend me. I know it's all in fun, but there's this edge to it that I'm curious about.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:08 (twenty years ago)

Also Jess, sorry to ruin your thread.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:08 (twenty years ago)

here
ihttp://photos1.blogger.com/img/273/1483/640/lohan-GQcover%20full.jpg

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:09 (twenty years ago)

I sense a lot of uncalled-for venom in the statements here about her being too thin.

Word. Chicks losing weight does not mean that they are anorexic.

― giboyeux (skowly), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:10 (twenty years ago)

er
http://photos1.blogger.com/img/273/1483/320/lohan-GQcover%20full.jpg

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:11 (twenty years ago)

Oh no, I really don't hate her or anything... I guess I just have issues with heroin chic being the standard of gorgeous because it fucks so many little girls (and grown women) up. It pisses me off.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:11 (twenty years ago)

even the "fat" stars in Hollywood are weight-obsessed anorexics.

― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:12 (twenty years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000096IAH.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:13 (twenty years ago)

group hug

― strng hlkngtn, Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:13 (twenty years ago)

ihttp://www.lindsayimages.com/albums/Magazine%20Scans/Rolling%20Stone%20People%20of%20the%20Year%20(December%202004)/normal_1.jpg

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:14 (twenty years ago)

grr

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:14 (twenty years ago)

Let me repeat: THE CAMERA ADDS 5-10 POUNDS. People who want to look a certain weight ON MOTION-PICTURE FILM must actually weigh 5-10 pounds less than that. Something to keep in mind.

xpost looks like I missed the hug while I was shouting.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:15 (twenty years ago)

please explain this miracle of physics to me Tracer. Judging by what comes out of Hollywood its more like the camera SUBTRACTS 20 pounds.

― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:16 (twenty years ago)

god bless you, spencer

― strng hlkngtn, Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:17 (twenty years ago)

(seriously, wtf has happened to michael keaton's career?)

-- strng hlkngtn (

I'm on it, Strongo

Keaton's Post-Batman Career Arc

The Lessons of White Noise

http://entertainmentcomplex.blognation.us/_photos/Michael%20Keaton%20White%20Noise.thumb.jpg

― EComplex (EComplex), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:17 (twenty years ago)

ihttp://www.gceleb.com/L/lindsay_lohan/lindsay-lohan-296.jpg

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:22 (twenty years ago)

For you Jess

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:22 (twenty years ago)

haha i love the arc this thread has taken

― strng hlkngtn, Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:23 (twenty years ago)

At this time, I would like to endorse this thread.

― Alan Conceicao (Alan Conceicao), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:25 (twenty years ago)

http://www.channel1031.com/wwyd/pics/lindsey_lohan.jpg

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:26 (twenty years ago)

She looks very odd there.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:32 (twenty years ago)

Shakey exactly, just imagine what these "Skeletrixes" look like in REAL LIFE!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:33 (twenty years ago)

I think she looks Ann Margret-ish

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:34 (twenty years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v389/chosen000007/Lindsay%20Lohan/Photoshoots%20and%20Magazines/lohanannmargret3.jpg

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:37 (twenty years ago)

Also

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:40 (twenty years ago)

And thus the generations continue.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:40 (twenty years ago)

Ugh, that blonde has got to go. It's yellow!

After seeing the above-picture, I want to hug Ann-Margret.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:40 (twenty years ago)

I can totally see a remake of Grumpy Old Men in like 30 years with LL, Frankie Muniz, and jason schwartzman.

― Doobie Keebler (Charles McCain), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:44 (twenty years ago)

One last small thing, before the uabated Lohanfest continues:

But I'm not saying them about you, and unless she's your sister, I fail to see how you could take them so personally. I don't know her, you don't either, and I've said much worse about better people.

I have brought this subject up several times before with regards to other people. Also, you never know who knows who - not that I do, although I have met her and she seemed very nice.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:50 (twenty years ago)

to think it's the director of "3 women" and the writer of "homegrown democrat" that turned her into paris richie. fight the real enemy etc.

― g e o f f (gcannon), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:51 (twenty years ago)

so Luna has some deep-seeded pyschological issues that manifest themselves in the form of mocking celebrities. Thank you, Dr. Chow.

― ()ops (()()ps), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:52 (twenty years ago)

People question Spencer's Hollywood cred to their peril!!!!!

Word.

― EComplex (EComplex), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:54 (twenty years ago)

Unfortunately, I have NO Hollywood cred!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 13 May 2005 00:11 (twenty years ago)

not even here?:

http://lakeconroe.com/customer/4581/images/Hollywood%20Video.jpg

― Doobie Keebler (Charles McCain), Friday, 13 May 2005 00:15 (twenty years ago)

oops, I think luna needs your defending her about as much as Lindsay Lohan needs mine.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 13 May 2005 00:15 (twenty years ago)

well, she did ask me for it, and i don't think lindsay asked you.

― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 13 May 2005 00:16 (twenty years ago)

uh huh.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 13 May 2005 00:19 (twenty years ago)

yeah.

― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 13 May 2005 00:19 (twenty years ago)

I'll defend you Spencer.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 13 May 2005 00:19 (twenty years ago)

Maybe Michael Keaton can defend someone. He's not doing anything else.

― EComplex (EComplex), Friday, 13 May 2005 00:20 (twenty years ago)

as Cameron: "Ned Raggett, you're my hero!"

anyway, back to our regularly scheduled programming:
http://www.doorfromhell.com/blog/archives/images/LohanStone02-thumb.jpg

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 13 May 2005 00:21 (twenty years ago)

Ga ga going

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 13 May 2005 00:21 (twenty years ago)

Keaton needs to defend himself.

xpost

...well, I've not got much to add after that.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 13 May 2005 00:22 (twenty years ago)

Why is the ice thing SO HOTT???

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 13 May 2005 00:27 (twenty years ago)

Photoshop the steam in...with YOUR MIND.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 13 May 2005 00:29 (twenty years ago)

I bet her ass felt funny that day

― Doobie Keebler (Charles McCain), Friday, 13 May 2005 00:30 (twenty years ago)

IT'S NOT MELTING BECAUSE SHE'S COOOOOOLLLLD BLOOODEDDDDDD...

― Jimmy Mod, Sultan of Sexxitime (ModJ), Friday, 13 May 2005 00:30 (twenty years ago)

Rap godfather

― Doobie Keebler (Charles McCain), Friday, 13 May 2005 00:31 (twenty years ago)

If the big tittays were fake she totally had to have them uninstalled when she went on the Hollywood Starvation Diet because as my wife likes to tell me weightloss affects the boobs first.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 13 May 2005 00:37 (twenty years ago)

are there any more pictures where you can see the freckles on her thighs?

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 13 May 2005 00:59 (twenty years ago)

Maternity cravings?

― Jimmy Mod, Sultan of Sexxitime (ModJ), Friday, 13 May 2005 01:00 (twenty years ago)

haha omg

― strng hlkngtn, Friday, 13 May 2005 01:33 (twenty years ago)

are there any more pictures where you can see the freckles on her thighs?

This question is U&K!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 13 May 2005 01:44 (twenty years ago)

Your search - "freckled thighs" - did not match any documents.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 13 May 2005 01:48 (twenty years ago)

I guess I just have issues with heroin chic being the standard of gorgeous because it fucks so many little girls (and grown women) up. It pisses me off.

This of course makes sense, however, don't hate the player etc...

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 13 May 2005 01:53 (twenty years ago)

i don't think she goes up to random girls on the street and taunts them. lindsay and nicole are famous and therefore exist as both real living breathing people and images. attack the image. mock it. point out how ridiculous it is.

― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 13 May 2005 01:58 (twenty years ago)

(but really, that "hate the game not the playa" shit is bullshit. or, at least, very far from being a truisim)

― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 13 May 2005 02:00 (twenty years ago)

Spencer won't dance with a fat Lindsey.

― deanor (jram), Friday, 13 May 2005 02:26 (twenty years ago)

I'll dance with her.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 13 May 2005 02:32 (twenty years ago)

People, are you really THIS DENSE? Spencer is not passing judgement on Lindsey Lohan's physique one way or the other. He is not saying he likes her more when she's skinny, or that he likes her more when she's not skinny.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 13 May 2005 03:14 (twenty years ago)

I'll dance with you, too, Tracer.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 13 May 2005 03:15 (twenty years ago)

he said "dense"

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 13 May 2005 03:15 (twenty years ago)

Remy, much like Kevin Bacon in Footloose, just wants to dance.

― haitch (haitch), Friday, 13 May 2005 03:23 (twenty years ago)

While we've been weighing in on the suitability of Ms Lohan's body as a role model for our children, we have been neglecting the other stars of the movie who, in my mind, are just as worthy of this kind of discussion. For instance, the woman who plays Larry David's wife on Curb Your Enthusiasm. Eyebrows -- too plucked, I think. I'd still dance with her, though. As long as she tolerated my lectures about grooming.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 13 May 2005 04:29 (twenty years ago)

If I looked all over the world
And there’s every type of girl
But Miss Lohan's eyes
Seem to pass me by
Leave me dancing with Tracer Hand

So let’s sink another drink
’cause it’ll give me time to think
If I had the chance
I’d ask Lindsey L. to dance
And I’ll be dancing with Tracer Hand

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 13 May 2005 04:32 (twenty years ago)

http://tugboatonline.brinkster.net/ilxstuff/dancing%20man.gif http://tugboatonline.brinkster.net/ilxstuff/dancing%20man.gif http://tugboatonline.brinkster.net/ilxstuff/dancing%20man.gif

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Friday, 13 May 2005 04:35 (twenty years ago)

http://uploadhut.com/upload/59984.gif

― Girolamo Savonarola, Friday, 13 May 2005 04:49 (twenty years ago)

wait what did bob altman do now?

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 13 May 2005 04:50 (twenty years ago)

What hasn't he done?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 13 May 2005 04:55 (twenty years ago)

http://www.failmath.com/archives/

scroll down about 2/3rds of the way

also:

http://img229.echo.cx/img229/1944/lohan2vi9kl.gif

― kingfish maximum overdrunk (Kingfish), Friday, 13 May 2005 05:33 (twenty years ago)

I would be thrilled to dance with you, Ned.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 13 May 2005 05:39 (twenty years ago)

*WUV*

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 13 May 2005 05:40 (twenty years ago)

T/S: Does LL Rub Her Tittays If She Loves Hip-Hop?

― kingfish maximum overdrunk (Kingfish), Friday, 13 May 2005 05:42 (twenty years ago)

It's the next-best thing to dancing with yourself.

xpost

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 13 May 2005 05:44 (twenty years ago)

Thank you Tracer! Tracer and Ned are my heros - I would dance with either of them (and I will admit to dancing with LL). I do in fact like her any which way. She is an extraordinarily pretty girl and certainly didn't need to lose weight to be attractive. I suspect that she felt that becoming skinnier would make look older and that she would then be more suitable for older and more distinguished roles. I'm sure she could do Disney and teen movies for many more years but she probably fears being typecast. Either way, don't hate the actress, hate the agent.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 13 May 2005 07:49 (twenty years ago)

fuck, spencer chow is my hero!

personally, i'm more concerned by lindsay's redhead denial. i though red hair was hot right now anyway, what with lily cole...

― N_RQ, Friday, 13 May 2005 08:33 (twenty years ago)

In order of love:

Lindsay
Strongo/Michael Keaton
Spencer
Ann-Margret

― The Irrelevant Man (Negativa) (Barima), Friday, 13 May 2005 11:10 (twenty years ago)

Did I or anyone else say he was? are YOU that dense??

― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 13 May 2005 14:44 (twenty years ago)

Lindsey Lohan: Stupiding Message Boards Since 2002.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 13 May 2005 14:46 (twenty years ago)

Oh we were stupid far before that.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 13 May 2005 14:55 (twenty years ago)

(I really don't have anything against her. I think lots of people are too skinny. I think lots of people are too freckled, too. It's arbitrary and means nothing outside of my own little head.)

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 13 May 2005 14:59 (twenty years ago)

this thread has helped dissuade me of the notion that lindsay lohan is basically just frankie muniz avec rack plus.

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 13 May 2005 15:13 (twenty years ago)

Welcome to the Dark Side

― Jimmy Mod, Sultan of Sexxitime (ModJ), Friday, 13 May 2005 15:13 (twenty years ago)

TOO freckled?

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 13 May 2005 15:14 (twenty years ago)

Yeah I know, weird, huh? Seeing as how I'm freckled myself... I think it stems back to grade school and this kid named Rusty who was a total cunt to me at all times and one time I saw him blow a snot rocket and it made me hurl. Bleah.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 13 May 2005 15:18 (twenty years ago)

Too freckled!! On the right woman, this can be the most absolutely sexiferous thing in the world.!

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 13 May 2005 15:20 (twenty years ago)

but surely if someone is nearly ALL freckles, it's too much? i say this as a fan of the freckles, at least on shoulders, chest.

― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 13 May 2005 15:22 (twenty years ago)

I admit that really only applies to people who remind me of Rusty. That cunt.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 13 May 2005 15:23 (twenty years ago)

The story goes she applies cream to *un-freckle* herself because she hates'em. I really don't like her new hair colour, blonde. It just doesn't look right on her (esp the dark eyebrows).

I guess I just have issues with heroin chic being the standard of gorgeous because it fucks so many little girls (and grown women) up. It pisses me off.

Dude, heroin chic is so 90s. ;-)

I think she's gorgeous.

― nathalie's baby (stevie nixed), Friday, 13 May 2005 15:27 (twenty years ago)

I. Give. Up.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 13 May 2005 15:54 (twenty years ago)

There's a great picture of Joan Crawford from the late 20's when she was still quite comely and where she allowed herself to be photographed, freckles and all but I am not finding it on Google.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 13 May 2005 15:59 (twenty years ago)

http://www.joancrawfordbest.com/470623_life01.jpg

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 13 May 2005 16:03 (twenty years ago)

Lindsay Lohan would look so cute saying "NO WIRE HANGERS EVER!"

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 13 May 2005 16:14 (twenty years ago)

It's much earlier than that, luna.

xpost

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 13 May 2005 16:15 (twenty years ago)

http://www.joancrawfordbest.com/31_14.htm

Again, this isn't the photo, I'm thinking of but it shows how freckly she could be.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 13 May 2005 16:19 (twenty years ago)

i don't think that photo of her upthread with nicole ritchie is photoshopped

http://www.superiorpics.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/936767/an/0/page/0#936767

and i don't think it's healthy

http://img65.echo.cx/img65/2519/lilo1vs.jpg

― [that bastard] jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 13 May 2005 16:34 (twenty years ago)

It sounds like she knows what's up.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 13 May 2005 16:38 (twenty years ago)

Possibly.

Anyway, can we talk about Matt Dillon's beer gut now?

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 13 May 2005 16:39 (twenty years ago)

where do you get scans of teen vogue articles on demand? i'm so bad at the internet.

― g e o f f (gcannon), Friday, 13 May 2005 16:42 (twenty years ago)

Matt Dillon does NOT have a beergut! YOU LIE!

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 13 May 2005 16:43 (twenty years ago)

anyway, i'll bet the secret hero will be the meathead brother guy, who was also in the garfield movie. i mean, what a fucking trooper.

― g e o f f (gcannon), Friday, 13 May 2005 16:43 (twenty years ago)

Yikes, some of those pictures do look bad. The thing is, I saw Nicole Richie in person a month ago maybe and she didn't look like that at all. What is up with LL's shoes???

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 13 May 2005 16:47 (twenty years ago)

Matt Dillon does NOT have a beergut! YOU LIE!

Oh yeah he does. I saw him at a party and he looked like shit on a shingle.

― Candicissima (candicissima), Friday, 13 May 2005 16:54 (twenty years ago)

Hey now - I've seem some good looking shit in my day!

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 13 May 2005 17:17 (twenty years ago)

a reposting of an image upthread:

http://img39.echo.cx/img39/9228/normal16va.jpg

― kingfish maximum overdrunk (Kingfish), Friday, 13 May 2005 17:20 (twenty years ago)

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/MMPH-E/253863.jpg

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 13 May 2005 17:29 (twenty years ago)

What an odd looking child.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 13 May 2005 17:31 (twenty years ago)

mark you're outta the will

― strng hlkngtn, Friday, 13 May 2005 21:15 (twenty years ago)

"At the time, I was going out every night because my friends were and I thought if I wasn't going out then I was going to miss out on something," the world-weary actress explains. "I've a lot of younger fans too, but I didn't think about that. I was, like, 17, and I was like, 'Cool, I get to go to a club and hang out with people.' They sat me down and talked to me about it. I was like, 'Yeah, I need to make sure that I'm there on time.'"

Finally, someone who understands me!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 17 May 2005 22:58 (twenty years ago)

She danced with you because she knew you cared.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 17 May 2005 23:01 (twenty years ago)

I will mount her. Someday. Oh yes.

― Jimmy Mod, Sultan of Sexxitime (ModJ), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 00:54 (twenty years ago)

http://entimg.msn.com/i/300/celeb/LindsayLohan_0516_300x298.jpg

Woah.

― Jimmy Mod, Sultan of Sexxitime (ModJ), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 01:30 (twenty years ago)

goddammit lindsay now this wonderful tribute to your big ass titties is obsolete

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 01:41 (twenty years ago)

"That picture is definitely photoshopped."

― Andre Dawson (deangulberry), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 01:51 (twenty years ago)

the sequel, joliehomewrecker, isn't quite as good but whatever

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 01:53 (twenty years ago)

I want to take her out to dinner and then dessert. This thin Lohan thing brings me down in a sad, unexplainable way...

― Jimmy Mod, Sultan of Sexxitime (ModJ), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 01:53 (twenty years ago)

Dean, I retracted that upthread.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 16:59 (twenty years ago)

"funnies >>>> truth"

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 17:11 (twenty years ago)

http://www.insomniacmania.com/news/news_2122_1.jpg

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 21:38 (twenty years ago)

Lindsay and M.I.A. should collaborate on a single and then Spencer will UNLEASH THE FUCKING FURY against the haters!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 21:39 (twenty years ago)

A "Run Into Flowers" cover?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 21:41 (twenty years ago)

They should do a cover of "Ebony and Ivory" called "Mahogany and Teakwood."

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 19 May 2005 14:09 (twenty years ago)

HEY KIDS, IT LOOKS AS IF THINGS MIGHT NOT BE SO BAD AFTERALL!!!!

THERE ARE STILL BOOBIES

SHE'S NOT REALLY SKELETOR

― [that bastard] jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 19 May 2005 21:32 (twenty years ago)

ok there is NO WAY that this is ANYTHING OTHER THAN the greatest thing ever to happen in the world, ever

― Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Thursday, 19 May 2005 23:34 (twenty years ago)

Where's that picture of the simpsons guy with the 15-axled car with his arms in the air?

― Jimmy Mod, Sultan of Sexxitime (ModJ), Friday, 20 May 2005 01:45 (twenty years ago)

xxpost
That place is 3 blocks from me (even closer to Luna) - I go there all the time and clearly need to go there more!!!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Sunday, 29 May 2005 02:16 (twenty years ago)

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050528/ap_en_mo/people_michael_lohan

lindsay's dad is in a spot of trouble...

― kingfish maximum overdrunk (Kingfish), Sunday, 29 May 2005 02:53 (twenty years ago)

In all the Lohan talk, the weirdness of the Herbie preview was obscured: The soundtrack is apparently an old MTV cut-out compilation (I love that "Butterfly" is playing over weird, sexy shots of Herbie), the ridiculous dramatic movie-guy intro--"There was a legend with mysterious powers and a magical past...", "HE'S HERBIE-ER", etc...

― C0L1N B... (C0L1N B...), Sunday, 29 May 2005 03:53 (twenty years ago)

It sounds like Spencer's practised that speech on a million blondes in a million bars.
& that bellybutton thing is awful

― Nellie (nellskies), Sunday, 29 May 2005 04:26 (twenty years ago)

Nellie, which "speech"? Also, I don't usually talk to blondes in bars - although I'm certainly not averse to it!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Sunday, 29 May 2005 05:21 (twenty years ago)

Ok not speech, series of remarks.
Apologies for misrepresentation

" I find the notion that women should be round or curvy to be equally as arbitrary as anything that Hollywood supposedly "enforces." - Now do you wanna get out of here Snappy McStickbod? or do you have to call your agent?

― Nellie (nellskies), Sunday, 29 May 2005 05:44 (twenty years ago)

uh, what?

― giboyeux (skowly), Sunday, 29 May 2005 06:10 (twenty years ago)

xpost

Ah, ok I get it. However the thing is, I don't need to practice because I actually believe it!!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Sunday, 29 May 2005 08:14 (twenty years ago)

Lohan is so HOTT in the new Elle that I actually became dizzy while looking at the pictures. Unbelieveable.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 9 June 2005 18:55 (twenty years ago)

Hahahaha.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 9 June 2005 18:57 (twenty years ago)

scan pls ok thx bye

― America's #1 Shaded Biblical Mini-Golf (deangulberry), Thursday, 9 June 2005 19:29 (twenty years ago)

Seems like some people don't like them, but in the magazine at full size you can see the freckles including the tiny dot on her upper lip which makes me crazy.

http://img166.echo.cx/img166/2010/lindsaylohanellemagazinejuly25.jpg
http://img166.echo.cx/img166/5952/lindsaylohanellemagazinejuly22.jpg
http://img166.echo.cx/img166/4817/lindsaylohanellemagazinejuly20.jpg
http://img166.echo.cx/img166/1941/lindsaylohanellemagazinejuly26.jpg

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 9 June 2005 19:36 (twenty years ago)

You realize Spencer's currently lined up in front of Grauman's waiting for the premiere showing.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 9 June 2005 19:38 (twenty years ago)

Those are kind of meh. She looks odd with big hair.

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Thursday, 9 June 2005 19:39 (twenty years ago)

She looks a tiny bit like my wife in that third picture.

― Yakuza Ghost Six (nordicskilla), Thursday, 9 June 2005 19:39 (twenty years ago)

i love how unabashedly horny spencer is.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 9 June 2005 19:39 (twenty years ago)

http://img166.echo.cx/img166/5952/lindsaylohanellemagazinejuly22.jpg - at least we know Elle isn't on board with digitally downsizing Lohan

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Thursday, 9 June 2005 19:40 (twenty years ago)

The third pic is the best.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 9 June 2005 19:42 (twenty years ago)

I am extremely curious about when those were taken.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 9 June 2005 19:50 (twenty years ago)

Strongo must be away from his computer.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 9 June 2005 20:42 (twenty years ago)

not possible

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 9 June 2005 20:45 (twenty years ago)

bonus:

http://img105.exs.cx/img105/8121/lindsaylohanelle070048oj.jpg
http://img105.exs.cx/img105/8277/lindsaylohanelle070063kh.jpg
http://img105.exs.cx/img105/6062/lindsaylohanelle070030ot.jpg

(these are not as good)

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 9 June 2005 22:48 (twenty years ago)

she has a bit of a julianne moore thing going on in a couple of those pictures

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 9 June 2005 22:50 (twenty years ago)

though it's probably just because they're more frecklecentric than the lohan pics i'm used to seeing

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 9 June 2005 22:51 (twenty years ago)

goddam frecklecentricists

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 9 June 2005 22:52 (twenty years ago)

When it comes to teh L0han, we are all horny. Bless you, Spencer...

― Jimmy Mod Is Great At Getting Us Into Trouble (ModJ), Thursday, 9 June 2005 22:59 (twenty years ago)

WOW, these are from the last couple days.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 9 June 2005 23:01 (twenty years ago)

YOWZA

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 9 June 2005 23:04 (twenty years ago)

goodness.

― Jimmy Mod Is Great At Getting Us Into Trouble (ModJ), Thursday, 9 June 2005 23:04 (twenty years ago)

That said, the blondeness must still stop.

― Jimmy Mod Is Great At Getting Us Into Trouble (ModJ), Thursday, 9 June 2005 23:04 (twenty years ago)

OTM. She looks too Kate Hudson (but like a million x hotter)

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 9 June 2005 23:08 (twenty years ago)

I like Kate Hudson... I just don't like her lifestyle choices.

― Jimmy Mod Is Great At Getting Us Into Trouble (ModJ), Thursday, 9 June 2005 23:08 (twenty years ago)

Not so into Ms Hudson's nose.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 9 June 2005 23:12 (twenty years ago)

FWIW, I interviewed Nicole Richie for work the other day and she doesn't look sickly thin at all (she's just not good looking to begin with, which is another story). So La Lohan is not/never was as thin as people make/made her out to be...

― Jimmy Mod Is Great At Getting Us Into Trouble (ModJ), Thursday, 9 June 2005 23:15 (twenty years ago)

omg spencer you are so right about that lip dot. makes you want to go and nibble it right off.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 9 June 2005 23:19 (twenty years ago)

http://lip.com is sort of disappointing

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 9 June 2005 23:21 (twenty years ago)

Wait a minute... THIS picture is BACKWARDS

― Jimmy Mod Is Great At Getting Us Into Trouble (ModJ), Thursday, 9 June 2005 23:37 (twenty years ago)

Her hair stylist for those Elle shots should be punched in the goozle.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 10 June 2005 00:37 (twenty years ago)

Lohan wins Best Female Performance on the MTV Movie Awards, followed by Hillary Duff presenting the Foo Fighters not acting bitter at all that her career was stolen by that little red-headed slut, no not bitter at all...

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Friday, 10 June 2005 01:48 (twenty years ago)

still missing the big ass tittays

― kingfish maximum overdrunk (Kingfish), Friday, 10 June 2005 02:18 (twenty years ago)

Has anyone seen a preview of this movie yet??

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:04 (twenty years ago)

(I sort of feel like Mary when she was posting a lot about Morrissey).

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:05 (twenty years ago)

Creepy, you mean?

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:08 (twenty years ago)

Verging on that yeah. I'm trying to figure out how I can rationalize seeing this movie.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:09 (twenty years ago)

Has anyone seen a preview of this movie yet??

Yeah, I have.

― urban in nature (deangulberry), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:10 (twenty years ago)

Drive really far away to some forgotten suburb and see a matinee, using a false name.

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:10 (twenty years ago)

Was it good, Dean? Was it ART?

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:10 (twenty years ago)

Actually, I don't think it's creepy at all! I have the best intentions!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:11 (twenty years ago)

I really want to see

Blue Juice
Josie And The Pussycats
Mean Girls
and now
HERBIE:FULLY LOADED

but wife keeps getting in the way.

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:13 (twenty years ago)

Blue CRUSH, I mean.

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:13 (twenty years ago)

I think.

Does it matter?

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:14 (twenty years ago)

I forgot your review of Bring It On Again!, any good?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:14 (twenty years ago)

Josie is so classic.

― Jimmy Mod Is Great At Getting Us Into Trouble (ModJ), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:14 (twenty years ago)

It still eludes me.

xp REALLY?

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:15 (twenty years ago)

Tell us more!

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:15 (twenty years ago)

Was it good, Dean? Was it ART?

While it did not rise to the level of such fine efforts as Daddio and the upcoming Fantastic Four movie, it seemed more than capable of delivering on the promise of some dopey cute girl hanging out with a talking car.

― urban in nature (deangulberry), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:17 (twenty years ago)

I enjoyed all of those, except I haven't seen the Herbie movie.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:18 (twenty years ago)

Tell us about Fantastic Four, too.

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:18 (twenty years ago)

I totally saw Blue Crush in the theater with my brother, when we decided to see a movie just to avoid the heat in our apartment.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:18 (twenty years ago)

Perfect. But I don't find Lohan dopey in the least.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:18 (twenty years ago)

Jaymc - that's sick, for some reason!

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:18 (twenty years ago)

I totally saw Blue Crush in the theater with my brother, when we decided to see a movie just to avoid the heat in our apartment.

I may have watched it for other reasons.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:19 (twenty years ago)

What is this genre of movies called?

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:19 (twenty years ago)

Yes, we know Spencer. She's neither dopey nor unhealthy looking.

― urban in nature (deangulberry), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:19 (twenty years ago)

Spencer, ummm, me too. I mean, it wasn't the only movie playing at the theater!

I wish Michelle Rodriguez didn't always have to play the angry marginalized friend.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:19 (twenty years ago)

You know, with cute girl surfers or girl guitarists or girls who drive cars or who are mean, and such?

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:20 (twenty years ago)

It's true Dean, there are dopey actresses but Lohan has always seemed pretty bright.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:21 (twenty years ago)

i've seen the preview for this 100000 times

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:21 (twenty years ago)

xpost - "Gidget-flicks"?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:21 (twenty years ago)

Also, why "Fully Loaded"? Is there drink-driving in this movie?

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:21 (twenty years ago)

Did anyone else catch the phrase "fully loaded" popping up in presenter speeches during the MTV Movie Awards???

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:23 (twenty years ago)

Josie and the Pussycats has Rachael Leigh Cook, ergo way better than those other movies.

Have you seen crazy/beautiful, Adam?

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:25 (twenty years ago)

It's true Dean, there are dopey actresses but Lohan has always seemed pretty bright.

― urban in nature (deangulberry), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:26 (twenty years ago)

Have you seen crazy/beautiful, Adam?

Yes I have! I think we've discussed it before! Powerful.

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:27 (twenty years ago)

I love Dunst.

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:28 (twenty years ago)

especially since she (and Jake) started bathing again.

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:28 (twenty years ago)

Dunst...bathing...

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:29 (twenty years ago)

I just remembered that I shouldn't chastise Jaymc for seeing "gidget films" with his brother, as I went with my brother to totally see SUGAR & SPICE. *gulp*

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:31 (twenty years ago)

and that witchy movie...the one with the moody girl...The Craft?

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:31 (twenty years ago)

Also Dean, don't you think she looks, er, "healthy" in the most recent pix? Otherwise, maybe we should say something!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:31 (twenty years ago)

The Craft is so good.

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:32 (twenty years ago)

Is it, though?

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:33 (twenty years ago)

(Did anyone actually see D.E.B.S. ????)

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:33 (twenty years ago)

I don't think I saw it, I thought it might be too goth.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:33 (twenty years ago)

BLUE CRUSH is soooo good!

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:34 (twenty years ago)

The Craft, that is.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:34 (twenty years ago)

Haha! Yes! It must be KYLE'S favorite movie!

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:34 (twenty years ago)

I don't think I can go another day without seeing Blue Crush, it's clearly a winner.

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:35 (twenty years ago)

Blue Crush is pretty great.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:35 (twenty years ago)

blue crush was not so good!!! kate bosworth is 100% charisma-free!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:35 (twenty years ago)

Bosworth plays it tough.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:35 (twenty years ago)

her character was so weak and annoying! it was a BETRAYAL!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:36 (twenty years ago)

No way, Blue Crush ruled. I think The Craft fucking blows though.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:36 (twenty years ago)

Also Dean, don't you think she looks, er, "healthy" in the most recent pix? Otherwise, maybe we should say something!

Next time you're dancing, lean over and let her know that I think she has an unhealthy amount of freckles. She needs to either wear less revealing clothing or she needs to stay inside more. If L-Lo gets skin cancer, then Hilary Duff is going to want skin cancer and pretty soon they'll all be all cancered up.

― urban in nature (deangulberry), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:36 (twenty years ago)

and the cgi faces looked TERRIBLE!!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:36 (twenty years ago)

bring it on RULES over all of these movies

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:37 (twenty years ago)

Bosworth had lots of charisma in Win a Date with Todd Hamilton!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:37 (twenty years ago)

If they are still making these movies when I am in my 80s, I predict that I will die of a heart attack in a second-run theater.

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:37 (twenty years ago)

i didn't see win a date

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:37 (twenty years ago)

Dean that is a very good point. I certainly would not encourage Lohan to spend much time at the beach or even poolside. I am not in the least concerned about Duff.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:39 (twenty years ago)

s1ocki, it had its moments.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:39 (twenty years ago)

Is The Perfect Score worth renting?

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:39 (twenty years ago)

Spencer, forgive me for saying this, but I find it very cute that you defend Lindsay whenever someone trashes her. Honestly!

― Je4nne ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:40 (twenty years ago)

Plan B, dude. Plan B.

― urban in nature (deangulberry), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:40 (twenty years ago)

Spencer, forgive me for saying this, but I find it very cute that you defend Lindsay whenever someone trashes her. Honestly!

I must second this. Between her and MIA I suspect Spencer is a 24-hour paladin.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:42 (twenty years ago)

I was curious about the Perfect Score, but SJ got so grown up on us so fast... It's very hard to perv on her for some reason.

― Jimmy Mod Is Great At Getting Us Into Trouble (ModJ), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:43 (twenty years ago)

You guys like some trash!

The best part of any of these films that I've sat through was when the one cheerleader was nervous and she puked on her coaches' face. That shit amuses me.

― TOMBOT, Friday, 10 June 2005 19:44 (twenty years ago)

s1ocki SO OTM about Bring It On, though.

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:44 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, Bring It On = pretty damned great.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:44 (twenty years ago)

Someone tell that bozo upthread that freckles are natural for some ethnic groups and probably protect people who are otherwise really white from sun overexposure. They're pigment, duh.

― bob n0pe (bobnope), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:44 (twenty years ago)

Somebody tell that bozo to puke on coach's face! Oh yeah!

― TOMBOT, Friday, 10 June 2005 19:46 (twenty years ago)

It's weird that you've named yourself after Bob Hope but seem to have no sense of humor! (xp - tom wins)

― urban in nature (deangulberry), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:46 (twenty years ago)

I am married to a befreckled. It's great.

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:49 (twenty years ago)

Plan B, dude. Plan B.

Duff is not one of my "favorites."

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:49 (twenty years ago)

It's weird that you've named yourself after Bob Hope but seem to have no sense of humor!

Actually, there's nothing weird about that at all!

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:52 (twenty years ago)

haha

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:53 (twenty years ago)

So...nobody saw DEBS?

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:54 (twenty years ago)

shame.

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:54 (twenty years ago)

What's DEBS? Is it like BAPS?

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 10 June 2005 20:04 (twenty years ago)

Between her and MIA I suspect Spencer is a 24-hour paladin.

These are not the only people I feel like I have to stand up for in the face of a lot of kneejerk negativity (much of it vicious) around here. Also, it's not really defending them as individuals (they don't need me for that - I've seen Lohan's security detail). It feels more like setting things straight and adding "for the record" remarks because I feel like lots of throwaway negative posts undermine the value of ILX as a resource and probably scares off potential interesting/funny/open minded posters. I'll probably throw in the towel when the defending takes up too much of my time. For now though it's fun.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 10 June 2005 20:05 (twenty years ago)

I made Nick go see Drive Me Crazy with me when it first came out, but it turned out it was just a little under the age range I was hoping for (compared to the rest in this genre we're inventing here). When the credits rolled and the theme song started blaring, I looked around and saw that we were surrounded by singing/dancing 8-9 year olds who knew ALL the words... standing beside their moms.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 10 June 2005 20:06 (twenty years ago)

DEBS

Ebert liked "the first ten minutes"!

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 10 June 2005 20:06 (twenty years ago)

Is The Girl Next Door in this genre? Because I really liked that one too.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 10 June 2005 20:06 (twenty years ago)

That must be great! Add it to my list.

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 10 June 2005 20:07 (twenty years ago)

Good for you, Spencer!

I'll carry on defending Paris Hilton on here too.

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 10 June 2005 20:08 (twenty years ago)

Yay Comrade!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 10 June 2005 20:09 (twenty years ago)

It's weird that you've named yourself after Bob Hope but seem to have no sense of humor!

I don't see how you could possibly know this about me, Dean.

― bob n0pe (bobnope), Friday, 10 June 2005 20:10 (twenty years ago)

Freckles are "TEH HOTTNESS!!!" (did I say that correctly?)

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 10 June 2005 20:12 (twenty years ago)

Yes.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 10 June 2005 20:13 (twenty years ago)

Actually, there's nothing weird about that at all!

yeah i was making that point but didn't phrase it well enough ;..

― something about a tarantula coming out of a coconut (deangulberry), Friday, 10 June 2005 20:17 (twenty years ago)

Please explain your new handle there, which I adore.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 10 June 2005 20:21 (twenty years ago)

I love Bring It On. But I also liked Princess Diaries and that one with Mandy Moore so maybe I just like crap.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 10 June 2005 20:22 (twenty years ago)

I think I like crap too. I like lots of different genres of crap though. I'm like the Renaisance woman of crappy movies.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 10 June 2005 20:24 (twenty years ago)

Read "TEH" noise board much, ned?

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 10 June 2005 20:25 (twenty years ago)

Someone explain to jocelyn and Sarah what is really being discussed here...

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 10 June 2005 20:25 (twenty years ago)

Perving?

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 10 June 2005 20:27 (twenty years ago)

I just put two and two together.

x-post

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 10 June 2005 20:28 (twenty years ago)

Princess Diaries was great!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 10 June 2005 20:28 (twenty years ago)

A Walk To Remember is the best movie of this millenium.

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Friday, 10 June 2005 20:54 (twenty years ago)

I feel that Milo and myself (and probably Jimmy The Mod) are coming from the same place.

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 10 June 2005 20:56 (twenty years ago)

Read "TEH" noise board much, ned?

Actually, not at all.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 10 June 2005 20:57 (twenty years ago)

You should! Their current affairs correspondent is excellent.

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 10 June 2005 20:58 (twenty years ago)

i feel sick and need to rent a movie tonight, but i'm going to feel pervy going to the video store alone and renting any of the aforementioned titles. maybe if i also rent a german art movie?

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Saturday, 11 June 2005 00:12 (twenty years ago)

yes. pervy with a twist of effeteness is always good.

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 11 June 2005 00:16 (twenty years ago)

"i'll take 'fata morgana' and...uh...that hillary duff movie, yeah."

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Saturday, 11 June 2005 00:23 (twenty years ago)

Please explain your new handle there, which I adore.

It's in reference to this gem - VIDEO: TARANTULA VS. MOUSE (TARANTULA WINS)

― something about a tarantula coming out of a coconut (deangulberry), Saturday, 11 June 2005 00:24 (twenty years ago)

new Movieline (Premiere mag spinoff) photoshoot >>>>> the Elle spread

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 18:01 (twenty years ago)

SHARE PLS.

― Jimmy Mod Is Great At Getting Us Into Trouble (ModJ), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 18:03 (twenty years ago)

apparently I was looking at 'Hollywood Life' not whatever I called it

http://www.l-lohan.com/pictures/thumbnails.php?album=124

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 18:07 (twenty years ago)

Apparently I need to register. You have failed me.

― Jimmy Mod Is Great At Getting Us Into Trouble (ModJ), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 18:09 (twenty years ago)

yeah, I don't know where to get good perv-worthy scans.

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 18:15 (twenty years ago)

Are there any movies like this that are mostly about cute young barely legal guys instead? Um, just making conversation.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 18:18 (twenty years ago)

Drumline?

― Jimmy Mod Is Great At Getting Us Into Trouble (ModJ), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 18:18 (twenty years ago)

Newsies?

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 18:22 (twenty years ago)

Bronx Tale?

― Jimmy Mod Is Great At Getting Us Into Trouble (ModJ), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 18:23 (twenty years ago)

the video store where i used to work called this genre, aptly i think, teensploitation.
it's the rulingest genre of them all.
bring it on, she's all that, mean girls, can't hardly wait. et al.

― carly (carly), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 18:24 (twenty years ago)

Pet Semetary?

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 18:24 (twenty years ago)

Can't Hardly Wait is awesome.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 18:26 (twenty years ago)

Lords of Dogtown

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 18:26 (twenty years ago)

Friday Night Lights?

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 19:03 (twenty years ago)

(I sort of feel like Mary when she was posting a lot about Morrissey).
-- Spencer Chow (spencercho...), June 10th, 2005.

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Creepy, you mean?
-- the D Double signal (adamr...), June 10th, 2005.

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Verging on that yeah. I'm trying to figure out how I can rationalize seeing this movie.
-- Spencer Chow (spencercho...), June 10th, 2005.

Hahaha, Spencer. I remarked to Gareth the other day that you seemed to have gone around the Mary-bend.

― marymary, Wednesday, 15 June 2005 21:51 (twenty years ago)

Haha, I hope I have as much success as you!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 21:55 (twenty years ago)

You mean keep ending up next to Lindsey on plane flights to Vegas?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 21:57 (twenty years ago)

THe best way to see a Lohan movie in the theaters is hung over and unshaved.

― Jimmy Mod Is Great At Getting Us Into Trouble (ModJ), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 22:12 (twenty years ago)

The best way to see a Lohan movie in the theaters is hung and unshaved.

― something about dan aykroyd coming out of burritoville (deangulberry), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 22:13 (twenty years ago)

I regret that already.

― something about dan aykroyd coming out of burritoville (deangulberry), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 22:13 (twenty years ago)

Good. See that it never happens again...

― Jimmy Mod Is Great At Getting Us Into Trouble (ModJ), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 22:36 (twenty years ago)

I think I would like this movie better if it were set in Monaco and Herbie was racing against Forumla 1 cars.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 22:38 (twenty years ago)

With Don Knotts.

― Jimmy Mod Is Great At Getting Us Into Trouble (ModJ), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 22:40 (twenty years ago)

YES.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 22:41 (twenty years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/entnews/eo/20050708/112087770000.html

Website Wants to "Feed Lindsay"
Fri Jul 08, 7:55 PM ET
A whole lot of people seem to be on a mission to put a little meat on the increasingly prominent bones of Lindsay Lohan.
An online petition titled "Please Lindsay, Eat!" has gathered over 12,500 signatures from concerned individuals, who are united in their preference for the actress' once curvy figure from the days of Mean Girls as compared to her drastically slimmer bod of today.
"To: Lindsay," the petition reads, "We urge you Lindsay to please, pick up a sandwich and eat it, or ice cream, or any food that might put those oh so cute pounds back on."
Many of the undersigned beseech the actress to get help for a presumed eating disorder or drug addiction. A good amount also want the former redhead to return to her natural color rather than her current bottled blonde.

"You looked so much better as a curvy redhead!" one individual weighed in.
"Hollywood has too many skinny blondes! Go back to your natural hair color and healthy weight! Do you have any idea the message you are sending to young girls who look up to you? Please be a positive role model!" another pleaded.

The petition was started by the creators of FeedLindsay.com, a Website devoted to urging Lohan to down a burger or four. The site hopes to further spread its message by hawking T-shirts bearing slogans such as "Feed Lindsay" and "eat."
"Sign the petition and wear your "Feed Lindsay" gear proudly!" the site proclaims. "Let her know that no one wants a skinny malnourished skeleton, but her old curvaceous self! Together we can Feed Lindsay!"
The site also features a computer-generated photo of Lohan's head affixed to an extremely malnourished body as an example of the path down which the actress could be headed.
For her part, Lohan has repeatedly denied that her weight loss is the result of anything but good old fashioned exercise.
However, FeedLindsay.com isn't the only Website calling attention to the Freaky Friday star's diminished figure.
LiquidGeneration.com has created both an online game called Lindsay Lohan's Extreme Diet Chamber (not for the faint of heart) and a fake blog featuring an "Emaciation Proclamation" purportedly written by Lindsay "Skinny" Lohan.
The "Feed Lindsay" movement can no doubt be traced back to a similar "Save Mary-Kate" call to action. The site, launched last year to sell T-shirts of the Olsen twin's head on a emaciated body (its motto: "Together we can do this. One T-shirt at a time.") and ostensibly to raise money for eating disorder groups, wound up provoking the ire of its tween-queen subject. The National Eating Disorders Association subsequently refused to accept any donations from the site.
Of course, Lohan isn't the only celeb to be targeted by an Internet movement these days.
Katie Holmes is the topic of discussion at FreeKatie.net, a Website determined to "liberate Katie, a young, gifted actress held captive by forces we may never understand. Even one summer of captivity is too long for one so bright! The site sells "Free Katie" gear, as well as shirts and pins bearing slogans such as "Stop Sofa Abuse" and "We're Totally in Love World Tour 2005."
Meanwhile, Holmes' fiance, a retiring fellow by the name of Tom Cruise, has also been the subject of a recent Internet petition. Close to 14,500 people added their signatures to a War of the Worlds/Tom Cruise Boycott addressed to Steven Spielberg.
"Dear Mr. Spielberg," the petition begins.
"We, the undersigned, wish to inform you that we are compelled to boycott your movie War of the Worlds. Our decision is based solely on the abhorrent behavior of Mr. Tom Cruise. We will not be spending our good money to support the ridiculous and potentially dangerous antics of this raving narcissist. Mr. Cruise's actions and comments have been offensive and insulting when not downright laughable."
It's unclear whether the petition, started before the release of War of the Worlds, did anything to put a damper on the film's box office receipts. The film easily topped the box office over the holiday weekend, grossing $77.1 million from Friday to Monday.

http://www.feedlindsay.com/

― kingfish (Kingfish), Saturday, 9 July 2005 03:26 (twenty years ago)

I'd buy her dinner.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Saturday, 9 July 2005 04:36 (twenty years ago)

I'd give her a protein injection < / too far >

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Saturday, 9 July 2005 07:48 (twenty years ago)

I like the sound of these FreeKatie people.

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Saturday, 9 July 2005 09:37 (twenty years ago)

four weeks pass...

has anyone in this bitch actually seen this?

― N_RQ, Monday, 8 August 2005 09:24 (twenty years ago)

awesome golfers

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 00:16 (twenty years ago)

i caught fifteen minutes sneaking in before another movie. lohan looked hot, lt. dangle has a role in it. i'll definitely catch it on video.

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 01:00 (twenty years ago)

i saw deuce bigalow 2

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 02:22 (twenty years ago)

i watched it drunk two weekends ago but i only remember about 1/5th of it

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 02:26 (twenty years ago)

I just signed that petition.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 02:50 (twenty years ago)

What's li'l red looking like these days?

― The Original Jimmy Mod: A Negro (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 02:56 (twenty years ago)

WTF is "awesome golfers"? I've seen this on so many threads and nobody mentions it but it's driving me kind of crazy.

― walter kranz (walterkranz), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 02:59 (twenty years ago)

I read recently that Lohan is working with a trainer on a regimen to "regain her curves."

So I think she's getting her boobs put back in.

At least one good thing will happen this year.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 04:20 (twenty years ago)

we saw it on the weekend. it's pretty good, much better than i expected.

i haven't read this thread pre enrique's q - should i?

― toby (tsg20), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 06:26 (twenty years ago)

if there's time in your life for roffles, yes.

― N_RQ, Tuesday, 9 August 2005 07:32 (twenty years ago)

i loved loved loved this movie. i giggled the whole way through it. the demographic of the audience was us, a family with 10 year old boy, another couple about our age, and an old man that sat behind us snoring for the whole movie until the Big Race, when he cheered really loud.

seriously, i know this movie is dumb, but i really enjoyed it.

― colette (a2lette), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 10:17 (twenty years ago)

Lindsay Lohan has hired a personal trainer - to put on weight. .
Speculation has been mounting in recent months that the sexy actress could be suffering from an eating disorder after she was repeatedly photographed looking stick-thin.
But although Lohan, 19, has always refuted the claims, she has employed a specialist trainer to help her bulk up.
Exercise coach Justin Gelband has put the 'Herbie: Fully Loaded' star on a special diet to restore her sexy curves and the star has purportedly gone up two dress sizes.

She said: "I'm working out with a trainer and eating healthily I want my boobs back".

― The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Saturday, 20 August 2005 18:30 (twenty years ago)

Probably the same trainer as Nicole Richie's.

― nathalie starts to cry each time we meet (stevie nixed), Saturday, 20 August 2005 18:44 (twenty years ago)

YAYAYAYAYAY!

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 20 August 2005 18:50 (twenty years ago)

http://imagesource.allposters.com/IMAGES/PICPOD/38-24419L.jpg

Our long national nightmare is over.

― The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Saturday, 20 August 2005 18:53 (twenty years ago)

two years pass...

This isn't a very good movie.

― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 21:21 (seventeen years ago)

eleven years pass...

this was way better than it had any right to be

― Οὖτις, Monday, 2 December 2019 18:48 (six years ago)

it smartly sticks to the template and the cast is great

― Οὖτις, Monday, 2 December 2019 18:49 (six years ago)

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