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Ned is in bed.
Roxy is foxy.
N/a, go away!
Dan, you're the man.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 19 May 2005 18:34 (twenty years ago)

Excluding n/a from the orgy seems rude.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 19 May 2005 18:38 (twenty years ago)

Tuomas please bone us.

― Foxy finnish girls (Matt DC), Thursday, 19 May 2005 18:39 (twenty years ago)

Is it Tahhhmas or Towmas? Because then it could rhyme with Momus.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Thursday, 19 May 2005 18:40 (twenty years ago)

Tuomas, want some hummous?

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 19 May 2005 18:40 (twenty years ago)

n/a
is not gay

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 19 May 2005 18:41 (twenty years ago)

It's approximately Tuohmahs, but the u is pronounced like the o in the word "cool". I think the "uo" sound would be a bit difficult for English-speakers, you don't have it.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 19 May 2005 18:44 (twenty years ago)

I'm sorry Nick, I wasn't trying to imply anything.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 19 May 2005 18:45 (twenty years ago)

I meant "gay" in the "happy" sense.

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 19 May 2005 18:46 (twenty years ago)

Tuomas rocks the Scandi aromas.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 19 May 2005 18:46 (twenty years ago)

Tuomas meet Muomus!

― Huk-L, Thursday, 19 May 2005 18:46 (twenty years ago)

Jostlin' with jocelyn!

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 19 May 2005 18:47 (twenty years ago)

That Mandee, she sure is dandee.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 19 May 2005 18:48 (twenty years ago)

Huk-L's good for a chuckle.
The Ghost of Dan Perry is a Host of Chan Fairies.
Jocelyn be Tosslin'.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 19 May 2005 18:49 (twenty years ago)

Ned Raggett eats dead maggot.

― Huk-L, Thursday, 19 May 2005 18:49 (twenty years ago)

Mandee is Randy.
Anna's so Vanna.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 19 May 2005 18:49 (twenty years ago)

Sarah McLusky, you're as cool as a husky.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 19 May 2005 18:50 (twenty years ago)

Jordan will bore Dan.

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 19 May 2005 18:51 (twenty years ago)

Sarah McLusky has breath like a husky. JUST KIDDING!

― Huk-L, Thursday, 19 May 2005 18:51 (twenty years ago)

xpost by the way

― Huk-L, Thursday, 19 May 2005 18:51 (twenty years ago)

(WOW! A HUSKY!)

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 19 May 2005 18:51 (twenty years ago)

Martin Skidmore wouldn't make a kid bore.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 19 May 2005 18:53 (twenty years ago)

M. White looks like Dwight (Schulz, the A-Team's Murdock)

― Huk-L, Thursday, 19 May 2005 18:55 (twenty years ago)

Horace Mann does what only saurus can!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 19 May 2005 18:57 (twenty years ago)

I think the "uo" sound would be a bit difficult for English-speakers

Fuck THAT. Watch: uo!

Nothing rhymes with my name. I am invincible.

― giboyeux (skowly), Thursday, 19 May 2005 18:58 (twenty years ago)

First I'd need to know how to pronounce it.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 19 May 2005 18:59 (twenty years ago)

We bid adieu to giboyeux.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 19 May 2005 18:59 (twenty years ago)

giboyeux est marveuilleux!

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 19 May 2005 19:00 (twenty years ago)

I'm not entirely sure that's a real French word though.

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 19 May 2005 19:00 (twenty years ago)

gee-boi-yeuh.

x-post Nice!

― giboyeux (skowly), Thursday, 19 May 2005 19:04 (twenty years ago)

When I wanna test Hstencil
I grab my #2 pencil

― The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Thursday, 19 May 2005 19:06 (twenty years ago)

...and then use him like utensil!

― Huk-L, Thursday, 19 May 2005 19:06 (twenty years ago)

Giboyeux ain't no Georgetown Hoya.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 19 May 2005 19:07 (twenty years ago)

Tep's hep.

― Huk-L, Thursday, 19 May 2005 19:07 (twenty years ago)

Justyn Dillingham
has a beard like twill and sand

and i want a room with youn

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 19 May 2005 19:08 (twenty years ago)

Tracer Hand plays her band.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 19 May 2005 19:09 (twenty years ago)

Basketball in Pacerland
Is nothing without Tracer Hand

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 19 May 2005 19:09 (twenty years ago)

Kate, don't be late!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 19 May 2005 19:10 (twenty years ago)

Up on the mount, I met ol' Blount.

― Huk-L, Thursday, 19 May 2005 19:10 (twenty years ago)

(In the end, someone is going to compile this whole thread and turn it into a rap, right?)

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 19 May 2005 19:10 (twenty years ago)

Dan Perry, you man or cherry?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 19 May 2005 19:10 (twenty years ago)

A pair of black huskies
For Sarah McLusky

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 19 May 2005 19:11 (twenty years ago)

Here I am vacuumin, thinkin' 'bout Haikunym (imperfect, I know)

― Huk-L, Thursday, 19 May 2005 19:12 (twenty years ago)

Ned Raggett eats dead maggot.

Huk-l gets a chuck-l, the little fuck-l.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 19 May 2005 19:12 (twenty years ago)

Nabisco sure knows how to disco in San Fransisco!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 19 May 2005 19:17 (twenty years ago)

The Ghost of Dan Perry's sweet like Maraschino cherries.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 19 May 2005 19:18 (twenty years ago)

I'm serious as Spencer when I say rhythm is a fencer.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 19 May 2005 19:18 (twenty years ago)

Sensational Sulk's a Situational Hulk.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 19 May 2005 19:19 (twenty years ago)

Phil-two could rock an Up-do.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 19 May 2005 19:20 (twenty years ago)

"Need a first name, Eddy? Chuck'll
do" said funny frosty Huk-L

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 19 May 2005 19:50 (twenty years ago)

There was a guy called Dan Perry
He popped a young girls cherry
She said, "I want it back"
but he said, "I can't do that"
while he danced and he drank and was merry.

― Flava Flavs got problems of his own! / Kate (papa november), Thursday, 19 May 2005 19:55 (twenty years ago)

Best not step to my man Haikunym
Else he'll knock you out with a flaming http://games.tom.com/zhuanti/fight/tujian/ryu/Thumb044.jpg

― giboyeux (skowly), Thursday, 19 May 2005 19:57 (twenty years ago)

here i sit thinking about kate/eyecandyforthebrokenhearted
ew i farted

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 19 May 2005 19:59 (twenty years ago)

(that didn't come out right)

kate yr pictures are grate
your image i conflate
with sweetness on a silver plate

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 19 May 2005 20:01 (twenty years ago)

silver gelatin, more like.

― giboyeux (skowly), Thursday, 19 May 2005 20:02 (twenty years ago)

Hahahaha I get two about me! Awesome.

xpost

― Flava Flavs got problems of his own! / Kate (papa november), Thursday, 19 May 2005 20:02 (twenty years ago)

DO YOU GET IT? SILVER PLATE?

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 19 May 2005 20:06 (twenty years ago)

Les boyaux de giboyeux
Sont royaux mais pleins de feux

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 19 May 2005 20:12 (twenty years ago)

Mandee may very well taste like candee

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 19 May 2005 20:13 (twenty years ago)

C'est vrai, M. C'est vrai: chorizo for breakfast!!

― giboyeux (skowly), Thursday, 19 May 2005 20:15 (twenty years ago)

DO YOU GET IT? SILVER PLATE?

They're all very much digital I'm afraid.

― Flava Flavs got problems of his own! / Kate (papa november), Thursday, 19 May 2005 20:17 (twenty years ago)

When, upon her breast the infant did suckle
Did his mom suppose he'd call himself Huk-L?

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 19 May 2005 20:23 (twenty years ago)

when wond'ring aloud if he should them bite,
he was beatin' to the eatin' by a blur: M. White

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 19 May 2005 21:59 (twenty years ago)

Dan, Dan!
He's our Man!
If he can't do it,
No one... will.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 19 May 2005 22:15 (twenty years ago)

While enjoying a marvelous journey through France
Who was accosted one night in Pigalle? Mr. Raggett
who looked at the bulge in the man's pants
and asked, "Are you gai to see me or is that a baguette?"

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 19 May 2005 22:23 (twenty years ago)

Hurting, stop blurting.

― Hurting (Hurting), Thursday, 19 May 2005 22:32 (twenty years ago)

argh i should be "beaten" for fucking mine up

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 19 May 2005 22:39 (twenty years ago)

Love em and leave em
That's the style of steve m

― Masked Gazza, Thursday, 19 May 2005 22:58 (twenty years ago)

He is doubtlessly bright,
and quite erudite,
for he sidesteps the trite
and in French he'll endite.
For the most part polite,
he is known to delight,
but beware of his spite,
for the man has a bite.
He is hight Monsieur White,
our monophysite.

― Aimless (Aimless), Thursday, 19 May 2005 23:33 (twenty years ago)

Casuistry's no mystery,
Just look to his history.

― Aimless (Aimless), Thursday, 19 May 2005 23:46 (twenty years ago)

Hey, see!
There goes Ms. Tray-cee,
she can be a bit lazy,
and occasionally hazy,
but never, no way, she,
could ever be crazy.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 20 May 2005 04:54 (twenty years ago)

You'll encounter her wrath
If you call her a Goth.

― Masked Gazza, Friday, 20 May 2005 05:04 (twenty years ago)

To do that I would not dare,
about my nads I certainly care.
Tho' I said she sure isn't crazy,
she ain't always as sweet as a daisy,
our favourite mongrel, the good Ms. Trayce.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 20 May 2005 06:51 (twenty years ago)

Remy Snush was once essential
but events proved improv'dential
now his IL* contribution's limit
to hanging 'round the IL*-perim.
His paranoia (waning) waxes
and his real-life situ. taxes
his postings to this virtual forum
and validation by the quorum
is rambling, midnight drunken memos
which (when viewed) will cause him hemos.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:22 (twenty years ago)

nate is great, bakes me a chocolate cake

― j blount (papa la bas), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:25 (twenty years ago)

ILx, gets no sex.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:31 (twenty years ago)

blount I once thought v. suspicious
now I forward my best wishes.

For 'Ghost of Dan' I'll eat a shoe
for he lead me through Dr. Who.

And Jon, and Ian; Andrew, laura
in real-life friends, one can't ask more-a.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:31 (twenty years ago)

ILx, burned-out wrecks.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:31 (twenty years ago)

ILx, too poor for cheques.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:32 (twenty years ago)

ned, vic, and spencer, arthur, chaki
I ate me shoe, I'll eat a sock-i.
you're LA's finest, all things bein' clear,
I'd marry any ya's, if I was queer.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:34 (twenty years ago)

Haha, Remy those are great! I was trying to come up with a rhyme for you, but I couldn't think of anything that'd rhyme with Remy or Jeremy.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:37 (twenty years ago)

Marcello likes to eat gello [sp?] whilst playing the cello!!

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:39 (twenty years ago)

Pink likes to sit in the sink when she has a drink

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:40 (twenty years ago)

ILE, it's nepotism for we!

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:40 (twenty years ago)

Pinkpanther, er, um, er...I have no anther.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:41 (twenty years ago)

Marcello Carlin eats lots of marlin

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:42 (twenty years ago)

haha tracer i kiss you

there was a young lady named rainy
what a simply redoubtable lady!
(if anyone could make plain
what "redoubtable might mean,
good sir, please explain-ee)

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:43 (twenty years ago)

tuomas:

I haven't always known how we stood,
but in your photos I sense a good
and kindred guy, and very trusting
for posting undie pics (not!disgusting)!
despite some snarky trollish posts
I'm proud to share with you the boasts
of most revealing information
posted without hesitation.
We're I.L.E.'s very most candid,
even if in trouble landed
we by abusers and the lurks,
no harm to us, not by those jerks.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:48 (twenty years ago)

Geir, looks nothing like Molly Weir.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:53 (twenty years ago)

Tuomas, isn't the "uo" pretty much like the "wa" in "war"?

― OleM (OleM), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:55 (twenty years ago)

In that addict guy Marcello
I sense a fairly decent fellow
if his posts do times offend
all will be righted in the end.
And as M. Carlin freq. espouses
We really are a bunch of louses.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:56 (twenty years ago)

Carlin, ain't nobody's darlin.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:59 (twenty years ago)

Remy, thanks fo the kind words. Made my heart warm.

Ole, yeah, I think so.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:59 (twenty years ago)

Anna, there's nobody cooler than her
Remy should win an emmy
Luna likes tuna
Dee likes brie
Sam like ham

(there's a theme do you see?)

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Friday, 20 May 2005 08:04 (twenty years ago)

PinXor, oh the sweet things she thinXor!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 20 May 2005 08:10 (twenty years ago)

Hongro, to live has hopefully not got much longro

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 20 May 2005 08:35 (twenty years ago)

That was cruel...

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 20 May 2005 08:36 (twenty years ago)

This is supposed to be a fun thread, no hoping for anyone's death please.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 20 May 2005 08:38 (twenty years ago)

No sympathy for Nordic Nazi nitwits.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 20 May 2005 08:59 (twenty years ago)

Dude, have you seen Geir's homepage? It has an anti-Nazi tag right there on the front. Just because he likes melodies doesn't make him a fascist.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 20 May 2005 09:05 (twenty years ago)

Enough of the "dude." You live in Finland, not America.

I don't recall anyone saying this was supposed to be a fun thread.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 20 May 2005 09:07 (twenty years ago)

Geir's a queer

― Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 20 May 2005 09:07 (twenty years ago)

Hahah gazza and Tuomas I kiss youse.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 20 May 2005 09:08 (twenty years ago)

Trayce, digs "Some Girls" by Rayce.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 20 May 2005 09:09 (twenty years ago)

Ned
Raggett
Is it dead?
He'll shag it

― Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 20 May 2005 09:09 (twenty years ago)

Dadaismus, been listening to too much Keith Christismus.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 20 May 2005 09:11 (twenty years ago)

Mind your business, Dadaismus!

― Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 20 May 2005 09:12 (twenty years ago)

*chuckle* Marcello, I was actually thinking of somehow working that one in myself - I used to get called Racey in primary school (yeah Im that old).

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 20 May 2005 09:12 (twenty years ago)

Ned
Raggett
Is it dead?
He'll shag it

!!!?!??!?!

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 20 May 2005 09:13 (twenty years ago)

Speaking of which:

Calum, has never been to the Bedford Arms pub in Balum.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 20 May 2005 09:13 (twenty years ago)

charltonlido
bought a speedo
in toledo
he thought it was neato

― cindy williams permafrost (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 20 May 2005 10:30 (twenty years ago)

strongo
plays the bongo
along with mongo
in the congo

― cindy williams permafrost (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 20 May 2005 10:32 (twenty years ago)

where he belong-o

― cindy williams permafrost (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 20 May 2005 10:33 (twenty years ago)

Jody Beth Rosen,
maybe she's The Chosen.
Where she goes, when,
no one knows then.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 20 May 2005 10:33 (twenty years ago)

geeta
don't eat meat-ah
she's german like diet-ah

― cindy williams permafrost (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 20 May 2005 10:35 (twenty years ago)

ned ned
lots of hair on his head
orange juice makes
his asshole red

― Chris 'The Nuts' V (Chris V), Friday, 20 May 2005 10:36 (twenty years ago)

Dr. C
play for me
(your guitar I mean
not rug-by)

― Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 20 May 2005 10:36 (twenty years ago)

love grows
where my rosemary goes

― cindy williams permafrost (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 20 May 2005 10:38 (twenty years ago)

laguna beach is to christopher barrus
what macarthur park is to richard harris

― cindy williams permafrost (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 20 May 2005 10:39 (twenty years ago)

(what andrei tarkovsky is to solaris, etc)

― cindy williams permafrost (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 20 May 2005 10:41 (twenty years ago)

Lemonade was a popular drink and might still be,
I got more props and stunts than that delightful Dee.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 20 May 2005 10:41 (twenty years ago)

Chris 'The Nuts' V died
miss the klutz, cried

― Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 20 May 2005 10:42 (twenty years ago)

Oh no, that should be:

Chris 'The Nuts' V died
"Miss the klutz!", he cried

― Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 20 May 2005 10:43 (twenty years ago)

stockholm cindy
speaks in hindi
when it's windy
she does the lindy

― cindy williams permafrost (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 20 May 2005 10:45 (twenty years ago)

matos w.k.
vs. n.w.a.
teh loser is GAY

― cindy williams permafrost (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 20 May 2005 10:47 (twenty years ago)

electric sound of jim
we all expound like him
buy 45's
with lots of fives
and throw them in the bin

(after you listen to them)

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 20 May 2005 10:48 (twenty years ago)

o.nate >>> leonard lopate
he's so great

― cindy williams permafrost (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 20 May 2005 10:51 (twenty years ago)

what do i think of matthew perpetua?
do i think he's great? you bet-you-ah!

― cindy williams permafrost (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 20 May 2005 11:00 (twenty years ago)

sl0cki
does this rhyme with "gnocchi"?
or "pocky"?
so i'll know what poem to write for chaki.

― cindy williams permafrost (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 20 May 2005 11:16 (twenty years ago)

Slocki = Slutsky.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 20 May 2005 11:34 (twenty years ago)

Jody Beth Rosen
in underground bunker, frozen
Has she ever met cozen?
He's quite ambrosian.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 20 May 2005 14:07 (twenty years ago)

Ian Riese-Moraine falls mainly on the plain.

OW! FUCK!

― self-parody (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 20 May 2005 14:12 (twenty years ago)

Maria Tessa is a snazzy dressa.

― ... And suddenly Ian Riese-Moraine is a naked man saying, 'Volvo! Volvo!' (Easte, Friday, 20 May 2005 14:13 (twenty years ago)

Why has it taken me this long to come up with this obvious one?

Huk likes to fu....

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Friday, 20 May 2005 14:17 (twenty years ago)

Huk-L
can pluck el-
liptical chuckles.

― Aimless (Aimless), Friday, 20 May 2005 14:31 (twenty years ago)

There is much joy here. :-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 20 May 2005 14:34 (twenty years ago)

Jarlr'mai
Bo-Barlr'mai,
Banana-fanna Fo-Farlr'mai,
Me-mi-mo Marlr'mai.

― Aimless (Aimless), Friday, 20 May 2005 14:35 (twenty years ago)

FUCK! I fell again! This time in Spain! Stupid Ian Riese-Moraine!

― ... And suddenly instead of four my family felt like three (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 20 May 2005 14:36 (twenty years ago)

# bush approval rating at all time low (46 new answers)
# Help Me - I have a crusty elbow! (24 new answers)

― ... And suddenly Ian Riese-Moraine is a naked man saying, 'Volvo! Volvo!' (Easte, Friday, 20 May 2005 14:42 (twenty years ago)

I bongo
with my lingo
And beat it like Hurting yo
Geir Hongro's
In Columbo
At the house of Hurlothrumbo

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 20 May 2005 14:50 (twenty years ago)

can no ilxor pronounce miccio?
do none have the urge to then rhyme "bitchy ho"?

― miccio (miccio), Friday, 20 May 2005 14:53 (twenty years ago)

Is it "itchy"? I always say "eechy."

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 20 May 2005 14:54 (twenty years ago)

Admittedly we've americanized it a bit. When someone says "Meetch-e-o" I feel like saying "bonamente! pasta fazool!" while spinning a pizza pie in the air.

― miccio (miccio), Friday, 20 May 2005 14:56 (twenty years ago)

though in that case you can rhyme it with "screechy ho"

― miccio (miccio), Friday, 20 May 2005 15:00 (twenty years ago)

Miccio, Miccio,
No relation to Macchio

― Huk-L, Friday, 20 May 2005 15:03 (twenty years ago)

Haikunym
tries to hymn
like unto seraphim
but we're all wise to him
for he's obliged to trim
everything down to slim
snippets of haiku whim.

― Aimless (Aimless), Friday, 20 May 2005 15:03 (twenty years ago)

How many do we get asked young Miccio?
You're only allowed twenty-seven each, yo.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 20 May 2005 15:04 (twenty years ago)

Scott Seward
can't be skeward
if he's lost like Dr. Seuss he just makes up a neward

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 20 May 2005 15:13 (twenty years ago)

How pronounce "miccio"?
Come, let me teach yo.

― Aimless (Aimless), Friday, 20 May 2005 15:15 (twenty years ago)

I took a picture of Je4nne Fury,
or maybe Bigfoot,
since the photo was blurry.

― Huk-L, Friday, 20 May 2005 15:17 (twenty years ago)

Aimless
is also a way to describe the post-"License to Drive" career of Mr. Corey Feldman, who has been floundering rather since deciding to go all Corey Haimless.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 20 May 2005 15:18 (twenty years ago)

A mystery, Jody Beth Rosen!
She walks in fly boots in the snowsen!
She never goes black tie,
Takes pictures of cactii,
But who she is NOBODY KNOWSEN.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 20 May 2005 15:22 (twenty years ago)

Mandee is dandy, but Luna is suna.

― Huk-L, Friday, 20 May 2005 15:23 (twenty years ago)

Paul at daymaker
throws a mean haymaker.

― Aimless (Aimless), Friday, 20 May 2005 15:29 (twenty years ago)

Tom, Tom drop the bomb

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 20 May 2005 15:42 (twenty years ago)

Lynskey looks nothing like Regina Sosinski.

― ... And suddenly Ian Riese-Moraine is a naked man saying, 'Volvo! Volvo!' (Easte, Friday, 20 May 2005 15:45 (twenty years ago)

King of the ThinXor, Mark SinXor

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 20 May 2005 15:46 (twenty years ago)

...how about Jerzy Kozinski?

xpost

― Huk-L, Friday, 20 May 2005 15:49 (twenty years ago)

CJ the Unruly
Is nobody's fool. She
Could not be praised unduly,
For she speaks her mind so coolly
with a humour hammered truly.

― Aimless (Aimless), Friday, 20 May 2005 15:51 (twenty years ago)

Forget Marcello the totalitarian
Who is blahbarian?

― $V£N! (blueski), Friday, 20 May 2005 15:54 (twenty years ago)

Calum Robert Waddell posts lots of twaddle.

― Aimless (Aimless), Friday, 20 May 2005 15:59 (twenty years ago)

A question common to all of us
Whence the doggerel pouring from Aimless?
Some say he mines it in the Wallowas
Though I think the mountains are blameless

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 20 May 2005 16:15 (twenty years ago)

who dareth?
gareth?

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 20 May 2005 18:43 (twenty years ago)

..how about Jerzy Kozinski?

Maybe I should've said Ted Kacyzinski.

― Ian Riese-Moraine is on toffuti break! (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 20 May 2005 18:53 (twenty years ago)

A mystery, Jody Beth Rosen!
She walks in fly boots in the snowsen!
She never goes black tie,
Takes pictures of cactii,
But who she is NOBODY KNOWSEN.

http://www.tvtome.com/images/shows/8/4/50-18840-sm.jpg

― cindy williams permafrost (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 20 May 2005 19:24 (twenty years ago)

Rosen's
supposin'
her poems to be prose'n
Rosen's supposin'
Erroneously

― Ken L (Ken L), Friday, 20 May 2005 19:30 (twenty years ago)

There was a young Raggett named Ned
Who had lots of hair on his head
A sharp pen he wields
Like the axe of K. Shields
It's a shame he's not more widely read

[Note subtle shift in tense]

― Ken L (Ken L), Friday, 20 May 2005 19:44 (twenty years ago)

Whence the doggerel pouring from Aimless?

When one has a knack for doggerel,
It's going to earn one bugger all.
I do it from a sense a fun and games,
Withal it is both aimless and quite lame.

― Aimless (Aimless), Saturday, 21 May 2005 00:36 (twenty years ago)

I think this thread is the best thing I've ever started, maybe I should just retire ILX now.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Saturday, 21 May 2005 05:46 (twenty years ago)

Jon Wi11iams and Ian and me
in high school were only just three
of a posse of phreaks,
art fags, stoners, and geeks
now posting on I. L. *. (E.)

Jon: skinny and obsesséd yout
for pussy and with his comput -
and those not in his friends
ate crow pie in the end
for 'twas their computers he'd root.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Saturday, 21 May 2005 06:27 (twenty years ago)

I like wonder showzen, love,

― cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 21 May 2005 06:33 (twenty years ago)

nate is great, bakes me a chocolate cake

― j blount (papa la bas), Saturday, 21 May 2005 06:41 (twenty years ago)

jody and geeta and tokyo rose
these are a few of my favorite hos

― *ducks* (papa la bas), Saturday, 21 May 2005 06:43 (twenty years ago)

Marcello Carlin's a mellow darlin[g].

― Aimless (Aimless), Saturday, 21 May 2005 14:54 (twenty years ago)

esoteric texts he can quote
knows every session on Blue Note
juggling the duties of a double dad
can't understand why he's not mad
hundreds of posts often funny as hell
yo give it up to my man Ken L

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Saturday, 21 May 2005 15:10 (twenty years ago)

Taking out suckers in the Windy City
Fantasizing like he's Walter Mitty
Rocking Canasta
Like a master blaster
Clean-shaven to the world as is plain to see
What's my DJ's name?
Jaymc

― Ken L (Ken L), Monday, 23 May 2005 17:13 (twenty years ago)

― Ken L (Ken L), Monday, 23 May 2005 17:17 (twenty years ago)

Ken L *is* a good feller and he's always saying nice things about my posts, which is most kind of him. :-) Sorry, this is not a poem, I just wanted to echo Lovebug there. Carry on.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 23 May 2005 17:17 (twenty years ago)

He has good humor and great wit
Though acting like dogs, men'll
be wont to do, don't have a fit
Send them to be schooled by the Ken L.

― M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 23 May 2005 17:29 (twenty years ago)

People all across this nation
Shout out for their Ken L. ration.

― Aimless (Aimless), Monday, 23 May 2005 17:31 (twenty years ago)

Thanks, dudes. Does this mean I can stop posting now?

― Ken L (Ken L), Thursday, 26 May 2005 21:41 (twenty years ago)

He's my man, Mr. Ken L,
More full of bark than a kennel.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 27 May 2005 14:21 (twenty years ago)

Tuomas
Leaving suckers in comas
With hematomas
Like Roberto Duran
They be shouting "No más"

― k/l (Ken L), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 01:07 (twenty years ago)

(What Ned was too modest to mention is that I suggested teeny name her child Nedwina.)

― k/l (Ken L), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 01:08 (twenty years ago)

Jon Wi11iams and Ian and me
in high school were only just three
of a posse of phreaks,
art fags, stoners, and geeks
now posting on I. L. *. (E.)

Jon: skinny and obsesséd yout
for pussy and with his comput -
and those not in his friends
ate crow pie in the end
for 'twas their computers he'd root.

That is absofuckinglutely hilarious and good, Jer!

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 11:43 (twenty years ago)

Nobody likes estela
Maybe someone should tell her

― estela (estela), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 11:44 (twenty years ago)

Ah! How the stars shine in your eyes, Estela!
You're a true mirabella, more sweet than caramela!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 12:04 (twenty years ago)

― estela (estela), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 12:35 (twenty years ago)

Wait, is it caramelo in the masculine? I'm really bad at Spanish...

Well, who cares, I'm a poet!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 9 June 2005 15:16 (twenty years ago)

There once was a girl called Lucretia
Who loved to pick fights on Nietzche,
The kids didn't like,
They put up a fight,
So off she fucked to Srebrenica.

Or:

Lucretia couldn't see her reflection
Not even in the act of genuflection,
"My reflection I must find,
Or am I just blind?"
She said.

― Lucretia My Reflection (Lucretia My Reflection), Thursday, 9 June 2005 15:30 (twenty years ago)

Lucretia used to be called Starry
Until she joined the Hare
Krishnas

― Lucretia My Reflection (Lucretia My Reflection), Thursday, 9 June 2005 15:31 (twenty years ago)

Ode On A Noize Dude, by Lucretia My Reflection

ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOMYJOINTSAACHEJAHFKJALHFKAJFHKJAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(who ar...
e
U)?
RingdindindindindindindNIM-baaah

― Lucretia My Reflection (Lucretia My Reflection), Thursday, 9 June 2005 15:33 (twenty years ago)

Lucretia, or the Sarah who's Starry,
I think you are hotter than a big pot of curry,
or am I being too frank - if so, sorry.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 9 June 2005 15:39 (twenty years ago)

There was an old geezer named Will'm
Who liked music, food, comics and fillum
It was Rock Hardy's doom
To be a nom de plume
His posting to threads tended to kill'em.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 9 June 2005 15:40 (twenty years ago)

Caitlin
could never be thrown in a waste bin
I'd rather have her in a first-mate bin
Or a first-rate bin

― Ian Riese-Moraine. Exposing ambitious careerists as charlatans since 1986. (East, Thursday, 9 June 2005 16:27 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...

Casuistry
Means sophistry
Reasoning subtly
But dishonestly

But my man Chris P
Is fallacy-free
When he drops logic
It's pedagogic

― k/l (Ken L), Monday, 11 July 2005 20:37 (twenty years ago)

Much more than a tourist
Or an idle voyeurist
Cinematic lover and purist
If not a yeux-de-velour-ist
Bang a gong, J. Arthur Rank
For Amateurist!

― k/l (Ken L), Monday, 11 July 2005 21:09 (twenty years ago)

Dr. Morbius
Is out of this orb-ious.

― k/l (Ken L), Monday, 11 July 2005 23:21 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

Revive for Nu-ILX!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:00 (eighteen years ago)

Scourage,
not one to lack courage.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:01 (eighteen years ago)

Enrique Miller
loves Vanilla

― to scour or to pop? (Haberdager), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:05 (eighteen years ago)

Haberdager,
does that rhyme with "maker"?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:44 (eighteen years ago)

No, it rhymes with my surname, hence why it was assigned to me by a schoolfriend (who heard it, I believe, on Age Of Empires).

Paul Edward Wagemann
Don't wanna shag a man

― to scour or to pop? (Haberdager), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:54 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.labrador-kennel.nl/poepende%20pup%20(2)bij.jpg

― PRKLTR (flezaffe), Monday, 29 January 2007 18:00 (eighteen years ago)

to scour or to pop
entertains without a prop

― Aimless (Aimless), Monday, 29 January 2007 18:07 (eighteen years ago)

brainless

― to scour or to pop? (Haberdager), Monday, 29 January 2007 18:16 (eighteen years ago)

My braim be good as gold.

― Aimless (Aimless), Monday, 29 January 2007 18:21 (eighteen years ago)

Even though I can't
think of anything to rhyme with Abbott
I feel that sometimes I have a rapport
with her.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 07:53 (eighteen years ago)

When you find a rhyme for Abbott
Be very sure you grab it,
Before it does a rabbit
and it pops down some dark hole.

― Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 17:45 (eighteen years ago)

this is possibly the lamest ilx thread of all time

― m@p (plosive), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 18:00 (eighteen years ago)

m@p thinks rhymes are twee

― Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 18:07 (eighteen years ago)

m@p - way cooler than thee

― Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 18:08 (eighteen years ago)

m@p: a she or a he?

― Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 18:10 (eighteen years ago)

aimless: gormless
his rhyming: formless

― m@p (plosive), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 18:18 (eighteen years ago)

When m@p shall rhyme his talk
the lame (this thread) shall rise and walk!

― Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 18:36 (eighteen years ago)

I don't like it when total strangers like Map,
need to come up with that "this is lame" crap.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:04 (eighteen years ago)

no, no, no, no w4gemann
i will not read your rockist spam

― The Redd And The Blecch (Ken L), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:11 (eighteen years ago)

i would not read it about house
i would not read it with a scouse
i do not like you
w4gemann

― The Redd And The Blecch (Ken L), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:13 (eighteen years ago)

i would not read it wearing bling
i would not read it hearing sting

― The Redd And The Blecch (Ken L), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:17 (eighteen years ago)

no, mark is right. this really is the gayest thread of all time.

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:19 (eighteen years ago)

not every thread can be rejected jbr screennames, jess

― The Redd And The Blecch (Ken L), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:19 (eighteen years ago)

xpost that doesn't rhyme

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:20 (eighteen years ago)

mark p is right
ilx should be set alight

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:20 (eighteen years ago)

the mighty jess has decided
we must all be chided
because we're not as clever
and never did a writing endeavour

(fuck off, i'm not english,
so don't take the piss)

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:22 (eighteen years ago)

haha nath you write in english better than most recent high school graduates

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:23 (eighteen years ago)

I said ENGLISH, not American. U R ALL DUMB. ;-)))

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:24 (eighteen years ago)

conor smedley is a werewolf HOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLL
this thread is retardeder than the most retardedest OOOWOWWWWWLLLL

― blotter Budweiser Hackeysadk (nickalicious), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:40 (eighteen years ago)

Nath do the math.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 1 February 2007 07:11 (eighteen years ago)

what's the deal with this guy flezaffe?
did he think his bad dog would make us laugh?

We're all about propriety
and proper disposal of poo and pee.

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Thursday, 1 February 2007 20:18 (eighteen years ago)

This thread has run its course
I preferred Jinglesource

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 1 February 2007 20:24 (eighteen years ago)

rhyme
for a dime
in
no time
tho,'las
nuthin here
rhymes with
this lame
name of mine

― tiit (tiit), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:10 (eighteen years ago)

BTW, tiit, how would you pronounce "tiit"? As "teet"? "Tie it"? Give us a hint and rhymes shall be made to do your bidding.

― Aimless (Aimless), Friday, 2 February 2007 01:02 (eighteen years ago)

rhymes with "petite" and "sweet", f'rinstance.
(doesn't rhyme with "penis", tho.
nor with "vagina", thruth be told)

― tiit (tiit), Friday, 2 February 2007 15:16 (eighteen years ago)

If I ever meet the ILXor named Tiit
casually walking down the street
The conversation will have a bad start
If I rhyme his/her name with a sexual part.

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Friday, 2 February 2007 16:25 (eighteen years ago)

Dear Martha, Beth and Parker
you're one helluva 'versation starter.
Or three,
as it should be.

― tiit (tiit), Friday, 2 February 2007 16:42 (eighteen years ago)

Good luck, suckers.

― Bhumibol Adulyadej (Lucretia My Reflection), Friday, 2 February 2007 16:48 (eighteen years ago)

Bhumibol Adulyadej
is like unto a hammer (sledge).

― Aimless (Aimless), Friday, 2 February 2007 17:44 (eighteen years ago)

Bhumibol Adulyadej
Tell us, did ya pull today?

― to scour or to pop? (Haberdager), Friday, 2 February 2007 17:50 (eighteen years ago)

Bhumibol Adulyadej,
though her name is quite hard to say,
rules Thailand in a delicate way.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Saturday, 3 February 2007 13:32 (eighteen years ago)

eight months pass...

Just Got Offed
lives in a loft
though I suspect she's soft.

― Tuomas, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 15:28 (eighteen years ago)

He's.

― Tuomas, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 15:28 (eighteen years ago)

^^^ the post that had to be made

― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 15:31 (eighteen years ago)

The Australian Kate
surely has a good fate
in head of her, and not too much hate.

― Tuomas, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 15:31 (eighteen years ago)

tuomas!? tuomas??
:/
ei oldki kuomas!!
:)

― t**t, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 15:45 (eighteen years ago)

He's our friend from Finland,
that Tuomas of Finland.

― Abbott, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 19:10 (eighteen years ago)

iiiijjjj
I'd reckon is not an easy lay.

― Abbott, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 19:11 (eighteen years ago)

Imagine saying his name at the moment of climax!

― Tuomas, Thursday, 11 October 2007 07:47 (eighteen years ago)

I'm quite taken aback that I have featured on this thread since I am one of the invisibles of ilx.

― Kate, non masonic, Thursday, 11 October 2007 08:02 (eighteen years ago)

Hey there, look! It's Abbot
She doesn't like Zep but does she like Sabbath?

― latebloomer, Thursday, 11 October 2007 10:06 (eighteen years ago)

three years pass...

Hey there, look! It's Abbot
She doesn't like Zep but does she like Sabbath?

I think of this every time I hear Zep or Sabbath////....

― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Thursday, 13 January 2011 03:12 (fifteen years ago)

nine years pass...

I'd forgotten about this thread. But...

Negronis are for toasting
"Health!" to Alfred, Lord Sotosyn

― the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 19:32 (five years ago)

You want to troll like pomenitul
You want to stir like pomenitul does
Want to post like pomenitul
Want to fp like pomenitul, you do

― seumas milm (gyac), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 19:38 (five years ago)

Tbf I almost never FP anyone (I won't comment on the first two).

― pomenitul, Tuesday, 13 October 2020 20:09 (five years ago)

When Dr. Morbius prescribes
Your medicine is jabs and jibes.

― the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Wednesday, 14 October 2020 16:53 (five years ago)

Neanderthal's a handsome and brave man,
as our heavy metallicized caveman.

― the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Thursday, 15 October 2020 01:58 (five years ago)

^dope

― LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Thursday, 15 October 2020 02:55 (five years ago)

Actually all the revive posts have been quality

― LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Thursday, 15 October 2020 02:55 (five years ago)

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