The coolest handle ever on these boards?

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Is it pinefox ?

― June Bride, Monday, 6 June 2005 14:56 (twenty years ago)

or maybe the stelfox?

― N_RQ, Monday, 6 June 2005 14:57 (twenty years ago)

CJ_The_Unruly.

― C J (C J), Monday, 6 June 2005 14:58 (twenty years ago)

Egomaniac.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 6 June 2005 14:58 (twenty years ago)

kuci.org

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 6 June 2005 14:58 (twenty years ago)

Tombot

― Huk-L, Monday, 6 June 2005 14:59 (twenty years ago)

Allyzay Science Explosion

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 6 June 2005 15:00 (twenty years ago)

i liked it when jon williams's handle was "remember to loop! loop loop loop"

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 6 June 2005 15:00 (twenty years ago)

STRONGO HULKINGTON

― slightly more subdued (kenan), Monday, 6 June 2005 15:00 (twenty years ago)

Tracer Hand

― Leon hearts Crazy Frog (Ex Leon), Monday, 6 June 2005 15:01 (twenty years ago)

LEON CZOLGOSZ

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 6 June 2005 15:02 (twenty years ago)

Ian c======8

― Jw, Monday, 6 June 2005 15:03 (twenty years ago)

Who's handle is Egomaniac then, Ned? I don't think I've read any of their posts :)

― C J (C J), Monday, 6 June 2005 15:03 (twenty years ago)

Andrew

or Geir Hongro (yes I know that's his name)

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 6 June 2005 15:15 (twenty years ago)

I Can Lead You Through The Zone!

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Monday, 6 June 2005 15:16 (twenty years ago)

the amazing randy

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 6 June 2005 15:17 (twenty years ago)

doglatin
hampsterfrench
parakeet_esparanto

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 6 June 2005 15:17 (twenty years ago)

kuci.org

Coochie koo.

Who's handle is Egomaniac then, Ned? I don't think I've read any of their posts :)

*grousegripe*

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 6 June 2005 15:19 (twenty years ago)

Calum Robert Waddell

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Monday, 6 June 2005 15:19 (twenty years ago)

Homosexual II

― miccio (miccio), Monday, 6 June 2005 15:19 (twenty years ago)

I second Strongo Hulkington.

― n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 6 June 2005 15:20 (twenty years ago)

I never understood why Anthony went through that spell of calling himself CeCe "Finally" Pendleton.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 6 June 2005 15:21 (twenty years ago)

That's a) wrong and b) an improvement!

― Negativa, True Believer (You know you love it when I'm dressed in drag) (Barima), Monday, 6 June 2005 15:23 (twenty years ago)

For the kicks, Alex. For the kicks.

― bitchio (miccio), Monday, 6 June 2005 15:24 (twenty years ago)

MOTEL HELL

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 6 June 2005 15:24 (twenty years ago)

actually this looks kind of nice.

― CeCe "Finally" Pendleton (miccio), Monday, 6 June 2005 15:25 (twenty years ago)

CeCe "Finally" Pendleton.
It's Peniston! He did it because her surname has "penis" in it!

― Ian Riese-Moraine. Sweeter than a lorry load of white Toblerones. (Eastern Mantr, Monday, 6 June 2005 15:25 (twenty years ago)

Oh that's right. Apologies.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 6 June 2005 15:26 (twenty years ago)

That one where JW's screen name was like an army of wingdings or whatever.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 6 June 2005 15:27 (twenty years ago)

Oh, and that one time I briefly used to burgerpipe logo before somebody disabled imgs in the Your Full Name field.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 6 June 2005 15:28 (twenty years ago)

I THINK MINE IS RULL, RULL GOOD

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Monday, 6 June 2005 15:29 (twenty years ago)

My current handle comes from a description of the sound of Scritti Politti's Provision.

― Ian Riese-Moraine. Sweeter than a lorry load of white Toblerones. (Eastern Mantr, Monday, 6 June 2005 15:32 (twenty years ago)

blahbarian

― titchyschneider (titchyschneider), Monday, 6 June 2005 15:32 (twenty years ago)

Logged out

― Jw, Monday, 6 June 2005 15:35 (twenty years ago)

Logged Out seems to have so many problems.

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Monday, 6 June 2005 15:40 (twenty years ago)

El sabor de gene

― k/l (Ken L), Monday, 6 June 2005 15:41 (twenty years ago)

Stringent Stepper

― charltonlido (gareth), Monday, 6 June 2005 16:02 (twenty years ago)

Sociah T. Azzahole

― Ian Riese-Moraine. Sweeter than a lorry load of white Toblerones. (Eastern Mantr, Monday, 6 June 2005 16:05 (twenty years ago)

i'm suprised no one has said 'spencer chow'.

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 6 June 2005 16:07 (twenty years ago)

(r)

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 6 June 2005 16:07 (twenty years ago)

Spencer Chow is the real name, no?

Some of these raise a titter, but pinefox is by far the most poetic so far. t.

― June Bride, Monday, 6 June 2005 16:09 (twenty years ago)

pan

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 6 June 2005 16:10 (twenty years ago)

though, I'm fond of broom too.

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 6 June 2005 16:10 (twenty years ago)

what is this cool?

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Monday, 6 June 2005 16:11 (twenty years ago)

and can we eat it?

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 6 June 2005 16:12 (twenty years ago)

I liked stevem's "teh pow!" best.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 6 June 2005 16:12 (twenty years ago)

charlton lido otherwise. that one is kind of charming, I think.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 6 June 2005 16:13 (twenty years ago)

OWL MAN!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 6 June 2005 16:13 (twenty years ago)

my actual real vote probably goes to either "tracer hand" or "carl winslow is WHAT"

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 6 June 2005 16:14 (twenty years ago)

http://www.mta.nyc.ny.us/mta/news/newsroom/handle.jpg

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 6 June 2005 16:15 (twenty years ago)

I also loved Dee's one-time handle These Beautiful Lines.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 6 June 2005 16:15 (twenty years ago)

And I think Girolamo Savonarola has the coolest real name.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 6 June 2005 16:16 (twenty years ago)

I liked JW's treetop level whatchamacallit one

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 6 June 2005 16:19 (twenty years ago)

Sociah, it sounds like a cross between a pimp's alias and a stereotypical 1930's Southern senator's name when you first read it superficially.

― Ian Riese-Moraine. Sweeter than a lorry load of white Toblerones. (Eastern Mantr, Monday, 6 June 2005 16:20 (twenty years ago)

hanle y -- that detached "y" made it special

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 6 June 2005 16:21 (twenty years ago)

Alex in TCBY, hands down

― mitch dub (ano ano), Monday, 6 June 2005 16:36 (twenty years ago)

Tuomas, have you seen this? It'd be an odd character to be named after in real life...

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 6 June 2005 16:41 (twenty years ago)

Is it possible to embed an mp3 in the Your Full Name field!?!?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 6 June 2005 16:45 (twenty years ago)

probably one of jody's

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Monday, 6 June 2005 16:45 (twenty years ago)

"maneating leopards of india" or whatever was pretty great

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Monday, 6 June 2005 16:46 (twenty years ago)

i also loved nickalicious' burgerpipe logo as name. various jw ones also have made my day.

― t0dd swiss (immobilisme), Monday, 6 June 2005 16:47 (twenty years ago)

MICHAEL PHILIP PHILIP PHILIP ANNOYMAN!

― From Zero To Drunk In Twenty Dollars (nordicskilla), Monday, 6 June 2005 16:56 (twenty years ago)

"Nick Sylvester"

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 6 June 2005 16:57 (twenty years ago)

And I think Girolamo Savonarola has the coolest real name.

Ummmm, it's not a real name, dude.

― From Zero To Drunk In Twenty Dollars (nordicskilla), Monday, 6 June 2005 17:01 (twenty years ago)

Most consistently great handles: JBR

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 6 June 2005 17:01 (twenty years ago)

doglatin is the coolest real name.

― geyser muffler and a quarter (Dave225), Monday, 6 June 2005 17:02 (twenty years ago)

I like some of Dadaismus' names.

Like "My son calls another man Dadaismus"!

― From Zero To Drunk In Twenty Dollars (nordicskilla), Monday, 6 June 2005 17:05 (twenty years ago)

i don't give a shit, people will think i'm stupid for selecting my own handle, but i thought stevie nixed a pretty good one. not the best, but funny.

i love jess' handle the best though.

― nathalie's baby (stevie nixed), Monday, 6 June 2005 17:08 (twenty years ago)

Nothing comes close to Strongo Hulkington.

― Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Monday, 6 June 2005 17:09 (twenty years ago)

Strongo wins, easily.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 6 June 2005 17:09 (twenty years ago)

Homosexual II

― From Zero To Drunk In Twenty Dollars (nordicskilla), Monday, 6 June 2005 17:11 (twenty years ago)

Of the shape-shifters who change their name fields all the time my favorites are JBR, Jody and Ally but it's hard to pick out one for each. For JBR I'll take "stockholm cindy" for Ally "Allyzay Needs Legs More." JW I dunno, "green uno skip card"?

― k/l (Ken L), Monday, 6 June 2005 17:11 (twenty years ago)

I forgot Dadaismus on my list! For him I'll pick "Ol' Dirty Dadaismus."

― k/l (Ken L), Monday, 6 June 2005 17:17 (twenty years ago)

Reading this thread is making me want to change my handle 948 times.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Monday, 6 June 2005 17:29 (twenty years ago)

I can't believe it took me like twenty billion years to finally "get" the "Dean Gulberry" joke.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 6 June 2005 17:31 (twenty years ago)

I had no idea Girolamo was made-up, either!

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 6 June 2005 17:31 (twenty years ago)

I liked it when Jess was Mohammed Abba.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 6 June 2005 17:32 (twenty years ago)

I can't believe it took me like twenty billion years to finally "get" the "Dean Gulberry" joke.

OMG!

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Monday, 6 June 2005 18:02 (twenty years ago)

I can't believe it took me like twenty billion years to finally "get" the "Dean Gulberry" joke.

I am ashamed to admit that I just got it RIGHT NOW. I guess I never thought about it. Or I'm just dumb.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 6 June 2005 18:03 (twenty years ago)

charltonlido!

― From Zero To Drunk In Twenty Dollars (nordicskilla), Monday, 6 June 2005 18:03 (twenty years ago)

OMG, me either Ha!

― Nellie (nellskies), Monday, 6 June 2005 18:06 (twenty years ago)

me too (wr2 "dean gulberry") -- I R A DUMBASS

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 6 June 2005 18:10 (twenty years ago)

Holy Crap! Typhoon is Coming!!! :O

― fe zaffe (fezaffe), Monday, 6 June 2005 18:13 (twenty years ago)

it is i, lido

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Monday, 6 June 2005 18:13 (twenty years ago)

i like dean's and adam's and jon's names! i liked "sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm" and "runner up: best person"

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Monday, 6 June 2005 18:30 (twenty years ago)

community cornerstone gives me the gigglez

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Monday, 6 June 2005 18:34 (twenty years ago)

Forget what I said before, the real answer is:
Comstock Carabinieri

― k/l (Ken L), Monday, 6 June 2005 18:35 (twenty years ago)

Not!

― k/l (Ken L), Monday, 6 June 2005 18:36 (twenty years ago)

Adding to the "Dean Gulberry" shock and surprise here. Kudos for the ultimate stealth name.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 6 June 2005 18:38 (twenty years ago)

Am I missing a pun in Charltonlido? I don't see what's so special about that one. It doesn't suck, but I feel like I'm not getting it.

― Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Monday, 6 June 2005 18:39 (twenty years ago)

I love all of you and your names, real or fake.

― well well well what the DOOT is this (deangulberry), Monday, 6 June 2005 18:40 (twenty years ago)

I love me too, thanks.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 6 June 2005 18:40 (twenty years ago)

You've got the best one, "Ned."

― well well well what the DOOT is this (deangulberry), Monday, 6 June 2005 18:42 (twenty years ago)

Chingford Tor Ascender

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 6 June 2005 18:42 (twenty years ago)

Nude Spock

― DV (dirtyvicar), Monday, 6 June 2005 18:44 (twenty years ago)

another one who didn't realize the true nature of dean gulberry. and had to say it aloud 3 times or so after reading earlier posts in this thread.

― oops (Oops), Monday, 6 June 2005 18:45 (twenty years ago)

oh wow.

― miccio (miccio), Monday, 6 June 2005 18:47 (twenty years ago)

isn't a lido a pool? also you guys are dummies i got deangulberry right away! golly.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Monday, 6 June 2005 18:48 (twenty years ago)

there are worse things to be ashamed of than not instantly catching a reference to fecal matter.

― miccio (miccio), Monday, 6 June 2005 18:49 (twenty years ago)

though I'm giggling about the name now.

― miccio (miccio), Monday, 6 June 2005 18:49 (twenty years ago)

Count me in as a fan of all the dadaismus varieties "what did you do in the war dadaismus" etc

I got dean gulberry ages ago, but it took me until last week to get why Gerry calls himself Onimo (I'm assuming that's a joke and that Gerry isn't really short for Geronimo).

― ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 6 June 2005 19:42 (twenty years ago)

Anthony Is Right

(PRECISELY b/c more often than not he ISN'T)

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 6 June 2005 19:48 (twenty years ago)

Chairman LFMAO
Pears can just fuck right off now
Nathalie Barefoot in the Head
Fantasy Burrito
Hi, I am a genius. A big one.

― Micro F Gill (Michael F Gill), Monday, 6 June 2005 20:06 (twenty years ago)

Oh, I forgot about all Leee's ones, which are all great as well. Leee's a Simpson probably being my favourite.

― ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 6 June 2005 21:02 (twenty years ago)

some of JW's are really good.

i personally like The Ghost of Dan Perry as a handle lot.

oh, and roxymuzak!

― latebloomer: Pain Don't Hurt (latebloomer), Monday, 6 June 2005 21:04 (twenty years ago)

Stringent Stepper really was good.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 6 June 2005 21:05 (twenty years ago)

The Lido is a beach in Venice. I can't believe how many people didn't get the Dean Gulberry thing!

― M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 6 June 2005 21:06 (twenty years ago)

the lido is a lido in charlton

― charltonlido (gareth), Monday, 6 June 2005 21:09 (twenty years ago)

Of course it fucking is!

― From Zero To Drunk In Twenty Dollars (nordicskilla), Monday, 6 June 2005 21:12 (twenty years ago)

Minus points to YOU, "Matthew Perpetua"!

― From Zero To Drunk In Twenty Dollars (nordicskilla), Monday, 6 June 2005 21:12 (twenty years ago)

I had no idea.

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Monday, 6 June 2005 21:12 (twenty years ago)

I don't get Dean Gulberry still.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Monday, 6 June 2005 22:44 (twenty years ago)

dingleberry

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 6 June 2005 22:45 (twenty years ago)

Oh. I had to look up 'dingleberry' as well. Now I know. Is it American?

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Monday, 6 June 2005 23:07 (twenty years ago)

it's a universal concept

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 6 June 2005 23:08 (twenty years ago)

I love those.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Monday, 6 June 2005 23:11 (twenty years ago)

You get them. Trust me.

― i don't know anymore (deangulberry), Monday, 6 June 2005 23:31 (twenty years ago)

Jody wins, I think. I like The Ghost of Dan Perry variations.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 6 June 2005 23:34 (twenty years ago)

there should be a FITE between those who change names and those who don't

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 6 June 2005 23:36 (twenty years ago)

it is i, lido

http://i2.peapod.com/c/LH/LHBOH.jpg

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 6 June 2005 23:37 (twenty years ago)

I seem to remember it being "The Gos of Danny Perry" once, which I liked, but I can't seem to find it. Maybe that was during the 17-day gap?

― k/l (Ken L), Monday, 6 June 2005 23:38 (twenty years ago)

sure it wasn't the Goo of Dan Perry filling that, um, gap?

― oops (Oops), Monday, 6 June 2005 23:43 (twenty years ago)

Gooed Lord!

― i don't know anymore (deangulberry), Monday, 6 June 2005 23:45 (twenty years ago)

personally i prefer fiddo centington, but it does require the strongo context

― ronny longjohns (ronny longjohns), Monday, 6 June 2005 23:47 (twenty years ago)

We could have a whole thread dedicated to which of Nicole's handles has been the coolest.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 6 June 2005 23:53 (twenty years ago)

I get very confused when people change names. Especially if they have names which bear no relation to their real name, and everyone else knows their real name and I don't, so I can't tell who's calling who politically naive, or a cloth-eared fool.

I also like Strongo Hulkington. Although I like Pinefox best.

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 06:18 (twenty years ago)

I'm a fan in general of Strongo Hulkington and whatever Dadaimus and Allyzay come up with. Matos WK was pretty good.

― Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 08:09 (twenty years ago)

Whoever's taking Marcello to task in the signature field on the ILM Christgau/Must to Avoid thread right now is making me giggle.

― Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 08:17 (twenty years ago)

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