Kinds of names that African Americans often give their daughters

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Before I moved here, I wasn't aware of how many girls / women have names like LaToya, Mashonda, Tonisha, Shaniqua etc. Are these names an old tradition, or something more recent? Are they transliterations of European-American names given to slaves? Or something based in 60 / 70s black power? Is there any relation between, say, Letisha and Latecia?

paulhw (paulhw), Friday, 24 June 2005 13:03 (twenty years ago)

i dont know the answer to those questions but theyre usually great names. better than kylie and sharon or whatever. i wasnt really suprised though. i watched enough maury and springer in oz to know whats what.

where are you from?

sunny successor (when the lunch bell rings why dont you eat me) (katharine), Friday, 24 June 2005 13:09 (twenty years ago)

Grew up in New Zealand...

paulhw (paulhw), Friday, 24 June 2005 15:05 (twenty years ago)

I used to work with a black woman from Zaire named Sylvia. We worked with a group of girls named Kashonda, Tyronda, and Latosha, and Sylvie was always like "I don't understand American black girls' names."

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 24 June 2005 15:09 (twenty years ago)

The African-American women in my office are named Charlotte, Courtney, and Diane. FUNNY BCUZ IT'S TRUE!

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 24 June 2005 15:56 (twenty years ago)

The African-American women in my office are named Deborah and Lou.

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 24 June 2005 16:00 (twenty years ago)

the black women I work with are called SHARON and JULIE wtf : o

Gear! (Ill Cajun Gunsmith) (Gear!), Friday, 24 June 2005 16:01 (twenty years ago)

Their daughters are named Danielle and Shamona, respectively.

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 24 June 2005 16:01 (twenty years ago)

"Honey, if we have a girl I think we should name her Sharon."
"No, I prefer Ramona."
"Ramona? No way! Sharon is a much better name."
"Are you high? There's no chance I'm going to let my little baby be named Sharon! Ugh."
"... What if we compromise?"

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 24 June 2005 16:04 (twenty years ago)

There were only 4 black people in all of my old company. Ralph, Tiffany, Ash4y, and...Ikea.

This seems like a big stereotype though, I've never met a black girl named Shaniqua or LaToya actually.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 24 June 2005 16:07 (twenty years ago)

this woman I used to work with said when she was pregnant she was thinking about naming the baby Oprah if it was a girl, as a tribute to Ms. Winfrey. If it was a boy, Harpo.

They settled on Erin, it was a girl.

She wasn't black though, she was French-Canadian. LOVED Tom Cruise.

Gear! (Ill Cajun Gunsmith) (Gear!), Friday, 24 June 2005 16:09 (twenty years ago)

IKEA! OMG.

We were watching some bad makeover program earlier this week where a MIDDLE-AGED (this is an important detail) black woman was going to get some major pampering combined with a wardrobe overhaul.

The woman's name? LEVITRA

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 24 June 2005 16:10 (twenty years ago)

Ooh, that's unfortunate.

Leon C. (Ex Leon), Friday, 24 June 2005 16:11 (twenty years ago)

xpost

To take care of any other threads of this nature in one fell swoop:

The Indians at the company were named Pamela and...Pamela, she was it. I think there's now a dude called Raj, too.

The Hispanics at the company were named Vanessa, Albert, Lucy, and Ally.

The Jews were Neil, Candice, Steve, Corey, and Mark.

The Asians were Joyce and Noelle.

The rest of the company was 700 white people named Cheyenne.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 24 June 2005 16:12 (twenty years ago)

maybe they were huge michael jackson fans
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oops (Oops), Friday, 24 June 2005 16:12 (twenty years ago)

I'll pull out my high school yearbook when I get back to the states. I only remember some of my friends names: Milyaka, Preshus, Shay, and Geouh.... of course, for every "exotic" name there were two or three Alicia, Samantha, etc.

poortheatre (poortheatre), Friday, 24 June 2005 16:31 (twenty years ago)

VELVEETA BATTLE

TOMBOT, Friday, 24 June 2005 16:35 (twenty years ago)

Wow I can't believe I forgot my best friend in that list of Asians. Worst best friend ever.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 24 June 2005 16:38 (twenty years ago)

Oh, PLEASE tell me that's her married name!

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 24 June 2005 16:51 (twenty years ago)

I know I've mentioned this here before, but there's an African girl at my school (from Ethiopia I think) named Chinesegirl!

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 24 June 2005 16:56 (twenty years ago)

I think we had a thread about this, at some point -- I seem to remember talking about how I'm kind of fond of these names, as a genuine homegrown modern black-culture kind of thing, and especially given that names were pretty much the first things stripped away in the slave trade. They're a relatively recent development, Paul, and I do like that they're one of those pieces of black-American culture that developed on their own, and not as a trend toward something else; the black consciousness of the 60s and 70s went through some "borrowing" phases (Muslim names, fake-African names) that just didn't seem right. These names still have a few borrowings in them -- faux-French and faux-African, say -- but for the most part they're their own cultural thing, and I kinda dig that.

There was a Slate article a while back fretting about how -- thanks to racism and classism, I suppose -- names like these might work against a person; when Susan and Tamika send in the same resume, Susan get the call-back, etc. Hopefully it's obvious why this doesn't seem like a reasonable argument for why certain black people shouldn't have their own culture of naming if they want to.

I also really like the class spread within this kind of name. I mean, some of them have totally mainstreamed and middle-classed themselves; being named Keisha or Latrice is pretty natural. Then you shoot out toward a little too "creative" or just plain kinda ghetto, and a few more bells ring for Shaquisha and LaHonda and -- I swear to God -- Lasagna, this girl who I'm told went around clarifying that it was supposed to be pronounce "La-SANE-ya."

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 24 June 2005 17:05 (twenty years ago)

I told you about how I met a girl named Latrina, yes?

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 24 June 2005 17:07 (twenty years ago)

NB let's not forget the matching system of boy-names, yr D'Waynes and DeShawns and Anfernees and such!

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 24 June 2005 17:09 (twenty years ago)

Though the more mainstreamed of the boy-names are more straight-up post-Muslim -- Jamal, Malik, etc.

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 24 June 2005 17:10 (twenty years ago)

I told you about how my wife briefly dated Anfernee Hardaway, yes?

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 24 June 2005 17:10 (twenty years ago)

There was a Slate article a while back fretting about how -- thanks to racism and classism, I suppose -- names like these might work against a person; when Susan and Tamika send in the same resume, Susan get the call-back, etc. Hopefully it's obvious why this doesn't seem like a reasonable argument for why certain black people shouldn't have their own culture of naming if they want to.

that wasn't the argument. the author of that article was saying that the kind of parent who would name the child tamika (which is tame compared to some of the more ridiculous names) instead of susan is
more likely to be from a diffeent economic/educational background.

"If two black boys, Jake Williams and DeShawn Williams, are born in the same neighborhood and into the same familial and economic circumstances, they would likely have similar life outcomes. But the kind of parents who name their son Jake don't tend to live in the same neighborhoods or share economic circumstances with the kind of parents who name their son DeShawn. And that's why, on average, a boy named Jake will tend to earn more money and get more education than a boy named DeShawn. DeShawn's name is an indicator—but not a cause—of his life path."

cutty (mcutt), Friday, 24 June 2005 17:19 (twenty years ago)

There was a Slate article a while back fretting about how -- thanks to racism and classism, I suppose -- names like these might work against a person; when Susan and Tamika send in the same resume, Susan get the call-back, etc.

HI!

My name doesn't sound black or anything, does it? (kenan), Friday, 24 June 2005 17:20 (twenty years ago)

dan perry vs. deandre perry

cutty (mcutt), Friday, 24 June 2005 17:22 (twenty years ago)

I had a boss in Minneapolis reveal to me that she was excited after scheduling my interview because she was going to get the opportunity to hire a black male, something that was apparently lacking in the Wal*Mart portrait studio organization. She based her assumption on our telephone interview where she noted that my name was Tre, and mistook my southern accent to be a "black" accent.

I'm not black, and unfortunately, I was hired anyway.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 24 June 2005 17:44 (twenty years ago)

i presume these sort of names date to the post-afrocentricist, post-SNCC, etc. era of the late 1960s/early 1970s?? from what i understand, baby-naming among african-african has cycled back toward more "anglo" times for the moment. however in going through lots of class lists of high school students for a job (these are high school students in public schools in chicago, hence about 65-70 percent black) there were an awful lot of such names, and an awful lot of creative spellings... dozens of variations on the same name.

historically you can find such things (i.e. try to pin down blind willie mctell's "actual" family name) but i think a lot of that had to do with a culture where a lot of people weren't literate, and so there would be many spellings and mild variations in pronunciation concerning what was basically the same name (descended from the same slaveowner, probably).

since most people in america are literate now, i think it's fair to say that the existence of variations in spelling owes to... what exactly? a deep-seated cultural favoring (or tolerance) of such variations or creativity in naming children? i mean, among jewish children for example, creativity in naming is *not* prized, better just to use an old testament name: joshua, david, etc. but i can easily see a context in which you *woudln't* want your child to have precisely the same name as 1,000,000 other children. and hence something like "m'lissa" instead of "melissa" (that's an actual example drawn from my own experience).

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 24 June 2005 17:48 (twenty years ago)

when i was little and going to elementary school in coney island my best friends were d@ni+r@ and yuch@ny@. d@ni+r@'s sister was 3b0ny -- a name that would probably be considered more "middle class" under nabisco's definition, but still unmistakably black. have you ever met a white 3b0ny?

monsanto and yanni (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 24 June 2005 17:51 (twenty years ago)

I can see this moving in the direction of becoming a variation on the "ebonics" debate, where some people say "it's just not correct" and others counter with "it actually is correct, it's just a different style/system/etc." (which is true).

and even the hiring/bias issues nabisco mentions rhyme with the concerns that if you "legitimate" black english (as james baldwin called it) then those who use it will be at a disadvantage later in life etc. etc.

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 24 June 2005 17:52 (twenty years ago)

There's a (partial) chapter on this in "Freakanomics." Talked about two kids - one named Winner, the other Loser - who went the opposite directions in life than one might assume from their names.

Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Friday, 24 June 2005 17:52 (twenty years ago)

xxpost

have you ever met a white ivory is the question!!

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 24 June 2005 17:53 (twenty years ago)

i think it's fair to say that the existence of variations in spelling owes to... what exactly?

People want their kid to have a "unique" name but they don't want a weird name so they pick a common name and just tweak the spelling a bit.

walter kranz (walterkranz), Friday, 24 June 2005 17:53 (twenty years ago)

(insert reply about whiteness being normalized and hence redundant, etc.)

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 24 June 2005 17:53 (twenty years ago)

xpost

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 24 June 2005 17:53 (twenty years ago)

i can see this creative-naming thing fitting into some kind of poetics of afro-american culture. i wonder if anyone has written about this.

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 24 June 2005 17:54 (twenty years ago)

what does De'andre Perré think?

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 24 June 2005 17:55 (twenty years ago)

have you ever met a white ivory is the question!!

see: ARYAN JUSTICE

monsanto and yanni (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 24 June 2005 17:57 (twenty years ago)

is that a movie with rutger hauer?

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 24 June 2005 17:57 (twenty years ago)

I've had people say to me, when they meet me in person, "Wait, You're not black?" I bet if they met Dan, they would they say, "Wait, you're not white?" People are stupid.
Also, the same thing happened in the 1920s and 40's when immigrants from Europe gave their children very "perceived" American names or anglicized the spelling of their own names. You never see people now with names like Josef or Anka or Gerde unless they are immigrants. See also the trend by Jews in the 50s to deparet from OT names and name their children Sheldon and Sydney and Roz which then became stereotyped as "Jewish names."

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 24 June 2005 17:57 (twenty years ago)

is "Keith" considered a stereotypical Asian-American name?

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 24 June 2005 18:00 (twenty years ago)

what i've noticed is that jews of my parents' generation (including my mom and dad) had very non-ethnic sounding names, like barry, rita, diane, etc. but then when we (my generation) were born, they reverted to a great extent to old-testament names..... but names like "sheldon" and "sydney" and even "max" to some extent i think will be permanently stuck, in the jewish context anyway, with a certain generation, born between 1900 and 1930.

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 24 June 2005 18:00 (twenty years ago)

my theory (which has common sense on its side, i think) is that my grandparents' generation was anxious about assimilation and didn't want to "mark" their children with overtly ethnic-sounding first names. but that generation, in their turn, were anxious about straying far from their ethnic origins (see also "ethnic movement" of the 1960s-80s) so named their kids things like "joseph" and "david" etc.

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 24 June 2005 18:01 (twenty years ago)

i don't know how jody fits into this theory. she does have an awfully jewish middle name, though.

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 24 June 2005 18:02 (twenty years ago)

i, for one, have a very jewish first name and a very goyim middle name. oh, it's shlomo darnell, for the curious.

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 24 June 2005 18:02 (twenty years ago)

the author of that article was saying that the kind of parent who would name the child tamika (which is tame compared to some of the more ridiculous names) instead of susan is more likely to be from a diffeent economic/educational background.

Yes, that was the butt-obvious portion of the article -- good thing Slate is free! But if I remember right the thing started off by raising the question of outcome -- jumping off from a naming study and the Freakonomics thing -- and then wound up by arguing that no, apart from the racism/classism resume-response thing, it was just the obvious fact that someone named Uniqua is probably coming from a low-income background to begin with. I guess you could describe this as something other than fretting -- like basically putting a cap on the fretting -- but when your article raises the question for fretting purposes and then handily disproves it with a fact that should be generally obvious, that still strikes me as some form of "fretting."

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 24 June 2005 18:03 (twenty years ago)

i don't know how jody fits into this theory.

i'm named after my great-grandmother yetta. but my parents didn't want to name me "yetta" (for obvious reasons) and they didn't like any of the other names that started with y.

monsanto and yanni (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 24 June 2005 18:05 (twenty years ago)

Will it go further, do you see a future revival of names like Golda and Shlomo and Lazar or are these just too "pale of settlement" for the current generation? (Israeli names excepted) My friend likes the name Mordecai but are we being racist in telling her we think it may be detrimental by being too shetl?

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 24 June 2005 18:05 (twenty years ago)

and re my middle name, i'm more partial to its hebrew equivalent, "batsheva."

monsanto and yanni (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 24 June 2005 18:06 (twenty years ago)

Too shtetl? Mordecai is a sweet name. Anyone who doesn't get it will still just think he sounds like an awesome wizard.

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 24 June 2005 18:07 (twenty years ago)

it's shetl chic!

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 24 June 2005 18:08 (twenty years ago)

i'm named after my great-grandmother yetta. but my parents didn't want to name me "yetta" (for obvious reasons)

haha omg

monsanto and yanni (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 24 June 2005 18:08 (twenty years ago)

Results 1 - 10 of about 17 for "Shtetl Chic". (0.56 seconds)

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 24 June 2005 18:09 (twenty years ago)

TS: Mordecai vs. Moishe

C0L1N B... (C0L1N B...), Friday, 24 June 2005 18:10 (twenty years ago)

"SoCalled creates hip-hop that is a mix of ghetto groove and shtetl chic"

"Or are you
the sort who prefers docrinaire religion, rote Hebrew, and shtetl chic? "

"THE MARY RICHARDS BERETS, THE RHODA MORGENSTERN SHTETL chic of recent years has given way to another retro TV fashion triumph: Maude"

"Shtetl-chic is totally sixty years and two fascist administrations ago. "

"Shtetl chic? Whatever you may call it there is a renaissance under way in American Jewish fiction. "

"Because, as with 'shtetl chic' -- the unfortunate trend that has Vogue cover girls dressing like turn-of-the-century eastern European street urchins..."

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 24 June 2005 18:10 (twenty years ago)

Yetta

By Jason Endfield copyright 2004.

It had been many many years since Yetta was last in the city and much had changed.

At barely four feet tall and with a head of thick, bushy white hair, this tiny old lady turned heads wherever she went - not that she generally ventured far from the little hamlet of Brodz where she had lived for all of her eighty years.

But this was a big trip. A most important day had come for Yetta. In Brodz nobody much cared about her; she had lived alone on the edge of the village for as long as most of the villagers had been alive.

In later years she had the company of a small, untidy dog, Bosso, but Bosso had died some months earlier and Yetta had been very sad indeed - though not that many people in Brodz had noticed. Yetta was just 'little old Yetta' to the villagers and so it was.

A bright spring day had dawned when the villagers of Brodz saw Yetta, busy hanging out clothes on the line in her small garden. She was always a very houseproud woman and her garden was full of flowers nearly all year round; it was not unusual for Yetta to have washing on her line on bright, breezy days such as this. But, as the village women had noticed, this time on the line were very fine garments, a hand-made velvet gown, a beautiful shawl and an exquisitely embroidered skirt - all tiny enough to fit old Yetta.

The postman's wife had told the other women that her husband had delivered a telegram to Yetta a few days earlier - it had arrived from the city, but Yetta had appeared neither surprised or anxious as the postman handed it over to her. It had almost seemed as though she had been expecting it. The postman's wife knew the business of everyone in Brodz but had never even thought that Yetta had any business of any consequence to gossip about.

Apparently Yetta had received many letters from the city during the past few months but never before a telegram. Now the villagers had begun to gossip about Yetta and especially that morning when the fine clothes hung on the line.

"Somebody has died.." said one woman, "..she'll be going to a funeral."

"No no!" shouted another, "she has won money - that's what it is."

"Mazeltov!" shouted yet another, "but what should she need money for? Better to share it around."

The village women didn't dare ask Yetta - they had ignored her for years and hadn't even visited her when Bosso had died. The butcher's wife had contrived to walk past Yetta's garden as she collected her washing off the line and had commented on the lovely weather.

Wise old Yetta had smiled and nodded and replied, "like a blessing - a brand new day".

Now, here in the big city, Yetta was nervous but happy, dressed as she was in her finest clothes. She carried her small travelling case along the bustling avenues and boulevards. A proud old lady with a rare inner beauty that illuminated the world for those who really knew her; those like Motl, the gentleman with whom Yetta had been corresponding for several months. He had seen her advertisement in the newspaper. It read: "Yetta, 80 years old, alone but alive, small in size but big in heart, seeks someone to love and care for.

Yetta and Motl. You see, it is never too late.

THE END

monsanto and yanni (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 24 June 2005 18:11 (twenty years ago)

i think i will name my firstborn "schmaltz."

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 24 June 2005 18:13 (twenty years ago)

Maybe I just have semi-positive associations with Mordecai Richler.

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 24 June 2005 18:21 (twenty years ago)

two years pass...

http://www.snopes.com/racial/language/hurricane.asp

gershy, Saturday, 3 November 2007 16:11 (eighteen years ago)

2008
Arthur
Bertha
Cristobal
Dolly
Edouard
Fay
Gustav
Hanna
Ike
Josephine
Kyle
Laura
Marco
Nana
Omar
Paloma
Rene
Sally
Teddy
Vicky
Wilfred

J0rdan S., Saturday, 3 November 2007 16:46 (eighteen years ago)

that's embarrassing.

J0rdan S., Saturday, 3 November 2007 16:46 (eighteen years ago)

nana.

J0rdan S., Saturday, 3 November 2007 16:47 (eighteen years ago)

my house was destroyed by Hurricane Fay: weak, but persistant

remy bean, Saturday, 3 November 2007 16:48 (eighteen years ago)

my parent's house was basically leveled by hurricane andrew. i was 4 but i still remember watching the roof collapse.

J0rdan S., Saturday, 3 November 2007 16:49 (eighteen years ago)

Omar is not a woman's name

Heave Ho, Saturday, 3 November 2007 16:50 (eighteen years ago)

nah it's supposed to be a man's name. it's in between nana and paloma, tho i doubt anyone has ever met two women named that.

J0rdan S., Saturday, 3 November 2007 16:53 (eighteen years ago)

is paloma not some sort of a cancer?

J0rdan S., Saturday, 3 November 2007 16:54 (eighteen years ago)

The girl who works next to me is named ShaQuitta. She's great. I admit I sometimes wonder if she ever feels self-conscious about her name, but she's never seemed to.

wanko ergo sum, Saturday, 3 November 2007 16:55 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.nicetoys.com/images/dubarrymaskbox%20-%2029%20Paloma%20Picasso.jpg

get bent, Saturday, 3 November 2007 16:57 (eighteen years ago)

You maybe thinking of "papilloma."

n/a, Saturday, 3 November 2007 17:03 (eighteen years ago)

Hurricane Dolly sounds like some kind of vibrator.

Mark C, Saturday, 3 November 2007 17:10 (eighteen years ago)

a school teacher friend has two girls in her class named unique.

jhøshea, Saturday, 3 November 2007 17:16 (eighteen years ago)

i know like 3 palomas.

max, Saturday, 3 November 2007 17:30 (eighteen years ago)

I told you about how my wife briefly dated Anfernee Hardaway, yes?

-- The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 24 June 2005 17:10 (2 years ago) Link

!!!!

deej, Saturday, 3 November 2007 17:36 (eighteen years ago)

"I have a nephew named Anfernee, and I know how mad he gets when I call him Anthony. Almost as mad as I get when I think about the fact that my sister named him Anfernee."

max, Saturday, 3 November 2007 17:46 (eighteen years ago)

real names:

Sockarocka (no idea on spelling)
Pharmacy (far-MAY-see)
Clittoria

Jordan, Saturday, 3 November 2007 18:04 (eighteen years ago)

the thing is, lots of whitey americans have funny names too. Like all those WASPy types whose parents gave them surnames for their first names. Duh.

The Real Dirty Vicar, Saturday, 3 November 2007 19:00 (eighteen years ago)

I once worked in a spot with both a Shaniqua and a Shaneesha. Boy did they not like it when you called one by the other's name. They were also two of the only three black women working there. The third was Diamond, middle name Unique. She has a sister named Precious Jewel.

Also, I'm glad the fact that boys get these kinds of names was brought up, too. Dude named LaPrince worked there as well.

I like when people have names that stand out a bit. I've met enough Mikes and Brads and Kristins and Jennifers for a dozen lifetimes.

Oilyrags, Saturday, 3 November 2007 20:14 (eighteen years ago)

We've got a new guy at work whose name I thought was Joseph - I got on the IT guy's case when it was spelled Joesph in the contact list, but that's how his mom spelled it.

Jaq, Saturday, 3 November 2007 20:18 (eighteen years ago)

I do find the naming of kids after prestigious consumer brands irritating though. I suppose I'd prefer it if the reach of that practice was a little further reaching. Why have twins named Bentley and Chaundon when they could be called Daimler and Laphroaig?

Oilyrags, Saturday, 3 November 2007 20:21 (eighteen years ago)

I think Paloma is Spanish for "pigeon" or some kind of bird.

xp Because before those were companies, they were family surnames. Not nec brand-related.

Laurel, Saturday, 3 November 2007 20:22 (eighteen years ago)

I mean unless we're talking about Nivea.

Laurel, Saturday, 3 November 2007 20:23 (eighteen years ago)

I don't know any Niveas, but I've met a few Lexuses. Lexii. Whatever.

Oilyrags, Saturday, 3 November 2007 20:25 (eighteen years ago)

Knaishia
Kanishia

Heave Ho, Saturday, 3 November 2007 20:46 (eighteen years ago)

"frankly, ladonica, you have not been real helpful."

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Saturday, 3 November 2007 20:56 (eighteen years ago)

all these silly names were in the top 100 baby girls' for 2005 (U.S. edition)

Hannah
Madison
Alexis
Taylor
Brianna
Kayla
Olivia
Abigail
Emma
Victoria
Morgan
Haley
Chloe
Jasmine
Savannah
Kaitlyn
Mackenzie
Sophia
Hailey
Katelyn
Isabella
Madeline
Sierra
Kaylee
Allison
Faith
Gabrielle
Cheyenne
Jenna
Makayla
Paige
Kelsey
Alexandira
Briana
Kylie
Trinity
Jada
Mia
Bailey
Angel
Brittney
Claire
Mariah
Miranda
Sabrina
Autumn
Marissa
Zoe
Jade
Jocelyn

wanko ergo sum, Saturday, 3 November 2007 21:04 (eighteen years ago)

with apologies to emma, caitlin and marissa

wanko ergo sum, Saturday, 3 November 2007 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

My cashier's name today was Tijuana.

svend, Saturday, 3 November 2007 21:11 (eighteen years ago)

dangerous... slightly exotic... smelly...

wanko ergo sum, Saturday, 3 November 2007 21:14 (eighteen years ago)

my wife had a coworker named shadonna who was an enormous alan alda fan

mookieproof, Saturday, 3 November 2007 21:40 (eighteen years ago)

Prentiss Benjamin

Trivia

Daughter of Richard Benjamin and Paula Prentiss

Heave Ho, Saturday, 3 November 2007 21:55 (eighteen years ago)

My cashier's name today was Tijuana.

-- svend, Saturday, November 3, 2007 4:11 PM (Saturday, November 3, 2007 4:11 PM) Bookmark Link

I used to work with a woman named Tijuana. Everyone called her T.J.

Pleasant Plains, Saturday, 3 November 2007 23:05 (eighteen years ago)

We are thinking of calling out daughter Tequila.

moley, Saturday, 3 November 2007 23:14 (eighteen years ago)

have you ever met a white 3b0ny?

Hell yeah. I know a couple of grown-up white 'ebony's, and someone I know just called their daughter ebony. They didn't seem to be aware of the meaning of 'ebony' though. Not as bad as the couple in the congregation of a reverend friend of mine who called their daughter Coriolanus - they hadn't read the play. But a name is a name, I guess.

dowd, Saturday, 3 November 2007 23:19 (eighteen years ago)

If they are twins, the other one will be called Champagne.

moley, Saturday, 3 November 2007 23:20 (eighteen years ago)

If it is a boy, we will call him Frank.

moley, Saturday, 3 November 2007 23:20 (eighteen years ago)

My other idea is to have a girl, then a boy, then a girl. The two girls will be called Scylla and Charybdis. The boy will be called Frank. He will be able to say, 'I'm the middle child, between Scylla and Charybdis.'

moley, Saturday, 3 November 2007 23:26 (eighteen years ago)

middle name furter?

Heave Ho, Saturday, 3 November 2007 23:27 (eighteen years ago)

WOWOWOWOWOWOW

J0rdan S., Sunday, 4 November 2007 20:22 (eighteen years ago)

BRILLIANT!

The Reverend, Sunday, 4 November 2007 21:01 (eighteen years ago)

I got saddled with a funky, weird name, but eventually decided I hated it and started going by my first name instead.

The Reverend, Sunday, 4 November 2007 21:03 (eighteen years ago)

Not as funky as "Yourhighness", though.

The Reverend, Sunday, 4 November 2007 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

Jermajesty

Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 4 November 2007 21:14 (eighteen years ago)

oliver klothsoff

deej, Sunday, 4 November 2007 21:30 (eighteen years ago)

I once had an African customer named Pr1ncess K1ng.

Tuomas, Sunday, 4 November 2007 22:38 (eighteen years ago)

According to my mother, I was going to be named Layla, but my dad said it was "too black". First of all, fuck you dad!!!! I would have loved to be named Layla. Secondly, I don't think Layla is much of a "black" name, is it? More Middle Eastern I think.

musically, Monday, 5 November 2007 00:39 (eighteen years ago)

Layla is a pretty girl name.

horseshoe, Monday, 5 November 2007 00:40 (eighteen years ago)

(as in, all the Laylas I've known have been goodlooking.)

horseshoe, Monday, 5 November 2007 00:41 (eighteen years ago)

I don't undertstand that, do you think some parents are like, "Uh oh, our baby is gonna grow up ugly, better not give her a pretty girl name"?

Tuomas, Monday, 5 November 2007 01:01 (eighteen years ago)

The name's cultural connotations have all been stolen and burnt by Eric Clapton IMO. Durn-a-nurn-a-nurn-anern chung-ching-chung-chung-chung-cha-chung LAYLA! DARLIN WON'T YOU EASE MY WORRIED MI-HEEEND!

Abbott, Monday, 5 November 2007 01:02 (eighteen years ago)

xp

Abbott, Monday, 5 November 2007 01:02 (eighteen years ago)

My main black buddy is name T1m Nels0n and he says he includes something about growing up in Compton & later getting a PhD in his cover letters so when he goes to the interview they don't get 'zomg this guy is BLACK???" shockah.

Abbott, Monday, 5 November 2007 01:03 (eighteen years ago)

If you ask me Musically is way more the 'black name' stereotype than LAAAAY-LA yougotmeonmyknees LAY-LA.

Abbott, Monday, 5 November 2007 01:04 (eighteen years ago)

The only black girls I've met with those names were from the projects of like ... Paterson, Passaic, Newark, and Jersey City, New Jersey. LaTisha and Ty-ria lived across from me in college and they BLASTED the most god awful reggaeton, even through finals.

I've only known black girls from the ghetto with names like that, but most of them have normal ones. The black girls from the middle class I've known have never had them.

I don't think it's racism since an obviously African name like Mbete would probably get a shrug "weird" kinda thing, but LaShonda would get an immediate delete for being "ghetto".

burt_stanton, Monday, 5 November 2007 01:48 (eighteen years ago)

I wish that American culture would revert back to its ultra-Puritan 17th century historical roots in terms of baby names and so we'd have lots of friends with names like Jubilation and Repentance.

Drew Daniel, Monday, 5 November 2007 03:41 (eighteen years ago)

i think corporate sponsorship is the route to go: my kid would definitely be 'starbucks pinkberry' for 5k toward the college fund.

remy bean, Monday, 5 November 2007 03:48 (eighteen years ago)

You hope. What if all you can get is "Vagisil Pepsodent"?

Oilyrags, Monday, 5 November 2007 04:05 (eighteen years ago)

for $50000 i'd happily be anusol rogaine

electricsound, Monday, 5 November 2007 04:06 (eighteen years ago)

make that $500000

electricsound, Monday, 5 November 2007 04:07 (eighteen years ago)

'anusol rogaine' pronounced 'bill'

remy bean, Monday, 5 November 2007 04:29 (eighteen years ago)

armand hammer really was a pioneer

gershy, Monday, 5 November 2007 04:32 (eighteen years ago)

"Yourhighness" pronounced "uranus"

moonship journey to baja, Monday, 5 November 2007 05:11 (eighteen years ago)

I think I'd go by "Ness", or "Nus" as it may be.

The Reverend, Monday, 5 November 2007 09:54 (eighteen years ago)

I knew a Janelle, here in Ireland. She only ever heard it attached to others on Ricki Lake

o-ess, Monday, 5 November 2007 10:43 (eighteen years ago)

Janelle is my sister's middle name.

The Reverend, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 03:39 (eighteen years ago)


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