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Heeeeeeeyyyyyyy.

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Friday, 24 June 2005 19:06 (twenty years ago)

*fashion kisses to all*

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Friday, 24 June 2005 19:07 (twenty years ago)

but what if the ladies don't follow. i want more translucent luna stories.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 24 June 2005 19:10 (twenty years ago)

Don't worry, this is the internet and you and I are two wild and crazy guys.

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Friday, 24 June 2005 19:11 (twenty years ago)

Wither thou goest...

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 24 June 2005 19:12 (twenty years ago)

*acts nonplussed*

oh, hey, luna. what's up?

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 24 June 2005 19:12 (twenty years ago)

Hey.

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Friday, 24 June 2005 19:13 (twenty years ago)

You're so coy...

I'm going to lunch - I expect mad flirting when I return.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 24 June 2005 19:16 (twenty years ago)

But I don't WANT to flirt with mad people!

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Friday, 24 June 2005 19:16 (twenty years ago)

*as luna turns her back to leave, i do that thing where you bite your knuckles in a weak effort to control my passion for that thang*

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 24 June 2005 19:21 (twenty years ago)

Like Lenny on Laverne and Shirley.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Friday, 24 June 2005 19:24 (twenty years ago)

are other girls allowed too?

― dahlin (dahlin), Friday, 24 June 2005 19:25 (twenty years ago)

Yes, most ceratinly. This is not the luna gangbang thread.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Friday, 24 June 2005 19:26 (twenty years ago)

Dahlin, you look faaaaaaabulous. (Couldn't resist it.)

― Je4nne ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Friday, 24 June 2005 19:28 (twenty years ago)

I spose now you'll be wantin a cigarette!

― AaronK (AaronK), Friday, 24 June 2005 19:30 (twenty years ago)

*flicks his Bic*

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Friday, 24 June 2005 19:34 (twenty years ago)

*bats eyelashes*

― dahlin (dahlin), Friday, 24 June 2005 19:37 (twenty years ago)

i suspect i may have ruined my mystique on the vagitarian thread however...

― dahlin (dahlin), Friday, 24 June 2005 19:38 (twenty years ago)

Oh don't you worry about that. We're all easy here...

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Friday, 24 June 2005 19:47 (twenty years ago)

And when I say easy I mean E.A.S.Y.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 24 June 2005 19:55 (twenty years ago)

― a real bear behind the microphone (nordicskilla), Friday, 24 June 2005 19:56 (twenty years ago)

I mean, like Sunday morning, easy.

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Friday, 24 June 2005 19:58 (twenty years ago)

C'mon cheer up sailor adam. Buy me a drink?

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 24 June 2005 19:58 (twenty years ago)

okay

― a real bear behind the microphone (nordicskilla), Friday, 24 June 2005 20:04 (twenty years ago)

The biggest porn collection thread has dampened my ardor somewhat... but I'll but you a drink, jocelyn. What will you have? I think I'll open this bottle

http://www.ars-vivendi-wein.de/onlineshop/images/big/521520rose_g.jpg

for myself.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 24 June 2005 20:13 (twenty years ago)

dang, i got so busy with work i forgot about how i was going to eat andrew m. up, like, real slow-like.

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 24 June 2005 20:13 (twenty years ago)

what the hell is that thing?

― a real bear behind the microphone (nordicskilla), Friday, 24 June 2005 20:13 (twenty years ago)

That looks nice, M. white, I believe I'll take you up on your offer.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 24 June 2005 20:15 (twenty years ago)

It's a bottle of Tavel rosé, adam.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 24 June 2005 20:18 (twenty years ago)

http://aletrail.com/Qstore/uploads/natybohpint.jpg

Natty Boh, anyone?

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Friday, 24 June 2005 20:21 (twenty years ago)

cyclops beer?

― Ed (dali), Friday, 24 June 2005 20:21 (twenty years ago)

i'd like a bottle of side pocket right about now

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 24 June 2005 20:22 (twenty years ago)

Something to go with the wine? Hmmm. Olives, or perhaps tapenade. A nice cabecou or crottin. Some caviar d'aubergine, some bread, maybe pita, and some cold radishes sounds about right.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 24 June 2005 20:23 (twenty years ago)

My sister has also come up with a snack I'm enjoying alot. After you've cut the broccoli florettes off the stalk, peel the stalk and cut the marrow into sticks. Put some olive oil, a dash of lemon, and some fleur de sel on it and they're quite good.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 24 June 2005 20:25 (twenty years ago)

Primrose Hill

― a real bear behind the microphone (nordicskilla), Friday, 24 June 2005 20:26 (twenty years ago)

This one?

ihttp://www.london.gov.uk/mayor/environment_commission/images/primrose_hill.jpg

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 24 June 2005 20:30 (twenty years ago)

i love that primrose hill!

but i think my favorite view in london has to be the time i went into greenwich park from the south end (i was kind of wandering and didnt know where I was, really) and came upon that giagantor hill where the royal observatory is - PURTY

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 24 June 2005 20:35 (twenty years ago)

anyway not to ruin the mood or nothin'...

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 24 June 2005 20:44 (twenty years ago)

Hi, Mandee. Sorry I ruined my 'mystique'.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 24 June 2005 20:48 (twenty years ago)

Too South for me! sorry

― a real live British pub hooligan (nordicskilla), Friday, 24 June 2005 20:48 (twenty years ago)

I've known people to have SEX on Primrose Hill, though. Is that sexy?

I just go there to picnic.

― a real live British pub hooligan (nordicskilla), Friday, 24 June 2005 20:49 (twenty years ago)

*walks in naked and drying hair after shower*
okay mandee i'm ready to get eate... oh, i didn't realize we had company.

also from laverne and shirley possibly

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 24 June 2005 20:50 (twenty years ago)

EDGWARE SCUM

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 24 June 2005 20:55 (twenty years ago)

Well, I'll leave you two to your own devices...hmmm. *Wonders what kind of devices those might be*

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 24 June 2005 20:59 (twenty years ago)

http://www.nlectc.org/images/handcuffs.jpg

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Friday, 24 June 2005 21:00 (twenty years ago)

Yes, most ceratinly. This is not the luna gangbang thread.

And thank goodness.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 24 June 2005 21:02 (twenty years ago)

who's gonna get waterfalls of pussy tonight? hmmm?

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 24 June 2005 21:03 (twenty years ago)

I'd LIKE to, if that means anything...

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Friday, 24 June 2005 21:04 (twenty years ago)

it does, kinda

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 24 June 2005 21:09 (twenty years ago)

ummmm...

― a real live British pub hooligan (nordicskilla), Friday, 24 June 2005 21:09 (twenty years ago)

maybe it'll be me. maybe i'll be the one getting waterfalls of pussy. tonight!

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 24 June 2005 21:13 (twenty years ago)

i'm hoping to make out with my #1 crush, BURGUNDY DREAM - he's this guy I see everywhere who has ENORMOUS burgundy hair and he kind of looks like a pseudo-goth and he has no chin whatsoever

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 24 June 2005 21:15 (twenty years ago)

I will not be getting waterfalls of pussy tonight. Or any. Unless you count my own - I'm way too easy for me.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 24 June 2005 21:16 (twenty years ago)

You SELFSLUT!

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Friday, 24 June 2005 21:17 (twenty years ago)

Oh you love it.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 24 June 2005 21:19 (twenty years ago)

Why, yes, I do.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 24 June 2005 21:19 (twenty years ago)

I sparks the imagination, yes, thank you.

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Friday, 24 June 2005 21:20 (twenty years ago)

BURGUNDY DREAM

― a real live British pub hooligan (nordicskilla), Friday, 24 June 2005 21:20 (twenty years ago)

all this talk of waterfalls and pussy is forcing me to type the following:

skeet skeet skeet

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 24 June 2005 21:22 (twenty years ago)

Ulrich?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 24 June 2005 21:23 (twenty years ago)

my sister caught me GAZING at him a few weeks ago and I sighed, dreamily, and said, "He's sooo gorgeous."

what's funny is that he's kinda ugly

and now I hear he has a girlfriend. is there no justice in the world?

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 24 June 2005 21:23 (twenty years ago)

So? One thing I've learned over the years as that boyfriends and girlfriends break up at an alarming rate and that someone has to be there to score the pieces on the rebound.

SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Friday, 24 June 2005 21:26 (twenty years ago)

"i just wanted to let you know that i'm THERE FOR YOU."

fuckin seinfeld reruns.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 24 June 2005 21:31 (twenty years ago)

http://www.tradewindsfruit.com/horned_melon.jpg

― donut e-go (donut), Friday, 24 June 2005 21:35 (twenty years ago)

Aye ya

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Friday, 24 June 2005 21:36 (twenty years ago)

is there no justice in the world?

― a real live British pub hooligan (nordicskilla), Friday, 24 June 2005 21:39 (twenty years ago)

God, I hate this thread... all these same people. Would you like to go up on the roof and see the City? Come on, I've got some Zima.. come on...

― andy --, Friday, 24 June 2005 21:44 (twenty years ago)

Zima!? You can go by yourself, pal.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 24 June 2005 21:46 (twenty years ago)

don't think i even need bother with ruining this one

― oops (Oops), Friday, 24 June 2005 22:08 (twenty years ago)

andy, do you have Zima XXX? Because I guzzle that shit like no tomorrow

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 24 June 2005 22:50 (twenty years ago)

I have some more out in the CRX!!

― andy -, Friday, 24 June 2005 22:54 (twenty years ago)

I missed out on the flirting because of my boss. She owes me, big time.

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 25 June 2005 00:44 (twenty years ago)

hi luna,

where do you live?

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 25 June 2005 00:46 (twenty years ago)

Does she owe you with hott girl on girl action?

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Saturday, 25 June 2005 00:47 (twenty years ago)

*dreams of waterfalls of pussy, sighs and bites his pillow*

― Ian Riese-Moraine eats nation-states for breakfast! (Eastern Mantra), Saturday, 25 June 2005 01:55 (twenty years ago)

breaks brane trying to visualize this...

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 25 June 2005 03:14 (twenty years ago)

And here it is, Friday again...

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 1 July 2005 17:13 (twenty years ago)

Yay! Another thread on which to flirt! Perhaps more flirting will occur here! *pretties himself up*

― Ian Riese-Moraine has been xeroxed into a conduit! (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 1 July 2005 17:29 (twenty years ago)

Did you wash your hands, like I told you Ian?

Luna! Hi beautiful.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 1 July 2005 17:30 (twenty years ago)

Ian, I have green eyes, therefore you should send me the crush tape (even though you don't have a crush on me - doesn't matter)

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 1 July 2005 17:31 (twenty years ago)

Michael! How are you, handsome?

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 1 July 2005 17:31 (twenty years ago)

I'm good, thanks. Started early today so I finish early and leave town!

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 1 July 2005 17:37 (twenty years ago)

Lovely.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 1 July 2005 17:38 (twenty years ago)

What are your plans for the weekend? Anything exciting? You have a bday coming up, right? Wed?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 1 July 2005 17:40 (twenty years ago)

I wash my hands a lot, Monsieur White!

― Ian Riese-Moraine has been xeroxed into a conduit! (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 1 July 2005 17:45 (twenty years ago)

Ooh, green eyes are the swoonworthiest!

― Ian Riese-Moraine has been xeroxed into a conduit! (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 1 July 2005 17:46 (twenty years ago)

Ian, OTM re: swoonworthiness of green eyes.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 1 July 2005 17:46 (twenty years ago)

Typical. I turn up on the flirting thread just as Michael says he is leaving town for the weekend.

This is the story of my life, you know.

― C J (C J), Friday, 1 July 2005 17:55 (twenty years ago)

Darling CJ, though I am going to lunch now, I will be back for hours to come.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 1 July 2005 17:59 (twenty years ago)

I will go and brush my teeth, in readiness.

― C J (C J), Friday, 1 July 2005 18:00 (twenty years ago)

Does anyone have any gum?

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 1 July 2005 18:02 (twenty years ago)

I'm eating yoghurt!

― Baby BobO (nordicskilla), Friday, 1 July 2005 18:03 (twenty years ago)

What flavor?

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 1 July 2005 18:05 (twenty years ago)

peach

― Baby BobO (nordicskilla), Friday, 1 July 2005 18:05 (twenty years ago)

Sexy!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 1 July 2005 18:09 (twenty years ago)

It is!

― Baby BobO (nordicskilla), Friday, 1 July 2005 18:12 (twenty years ago)

I'm off to get a pedicure on my lunch hour. I shall return all glam 'n shit.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 1 July 2005 18:12 (twenty years ago)

I had peach cobbler with my lunch. It was also sexy.

xposty: What color, luna?

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 1 July 2005 18:13 (twenty years ago)

What colour are you going to have your toenails painted?

xpost!

― C J (C J), Friday, 1 July 2005 18:14 (twenty years ago)

I have no idea - suggestions?

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 1 July 2005 18:14 (twenty years ago)

I saw a woman today who has really long toenails painted silver. It made her look a bit like some kind of robot.

― C J (C J), Friday, 1 July 2005 18:20 (twenty years ago)

You should look at the OPI website. Apparently, the asian look is all the rage (in other words, normal nail colors with new names that have an asian flare to them).

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 1 July 2005 18:28 (twenty years ago)

Not enough flirting! *prowls like a panther*

― Ian Riese-Moraine has been xeroxed into a conduit! (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 1 July 2005 18:30 (twenty years ago)

I'm prepared to throw special custom hand shapes for one very lucky lady.

― Hand Shapes (nordicskilla), Friday, 1 July 2005 18:31 (twenty years ago)

Ewwww.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 1 July 2005 18:33 (twenty years ago)

"Would you like to express your sex without stress? Would you like to discover physical conversations of different kinds?" [/Au Pairs]

― Ian Riese-Moraine has been xeroxed into a conduit! (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 1 July 2005 18:37 (twenty years ago)

I was just watching a Dean Martin film... Why can't I just spontaneously burst into deep baritone singing? I'm sure that'd charm the one who's stolen my heart without writing down the return to sender address.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 1 July 2005 18:40 (twenty years ago)

Whoops, wrong thread!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 1 July 2005 18:41 (twenty years ago)

Or is it?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 1 July 2005 18:41 (twenty years ago)

spontaneous and sexy baritone outbursts welcome here.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 1 July 2005 18:53 (twenty years ago)

I like a man with a nice warm voice.

― C J (C J), Friday, 1 July 2005 18:55 (twenty years ago)

hi. i have a deep voice. it is warm in my bedroom (third floor, summertime).

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 1 July 2005 18:56 (twenty years ago)

Actually I do have a deep baritone voice, it's just the singing part that's the problem. A friend of mine once told my voice is great when I'm reading out loud children's stories. Maybe that's my future career?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 1 July 2005 18:56 (twenty years ago)

i'm not sure if i have a warm voice.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 1 July 2005 18:57 (twenty years ago)

http://bookweb.kinokuniya.co.jp/bimgdata/FC0965618358.JPG

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 1 July 2005 18:58 (twenty years ago)

I've heard your voice, hstencil. It's not cold.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 1 July 2005 19:00 (twenty years ago)

i'm always too warm.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 1 July 2005 19:00 (twenty years ago)

No, really, I do have a thing for voices. Nice ones can reduce me to jelly very easily.

― C J (C J), Friday, 1 July 2005 19:03 (twenty years ago)

*Avoids slightly off color joke*

Do you sing, CJ? I always imagine you with a melodious Western (England) accent.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 1 July 2005 19:04 (twenty years ago)

I used to be lead soprano in the school choir, and I've been known to do a bit of amateur dramatics in my time (which have involved musicals), so I guess I can hold a tune.

Please don't start with the Western England accent thing again. Someone on a message board once accused me of sounding like Worzel Gummidge (the scarecrow), and up until that point I never thought I had a west country accent (NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH ONE OF THOSE, she added hastily). I just never thought of myself sounding that way.

Oooh arrgh, I'll get me zum zoiderrr now.

― C J (C J), Friday, 1 July 2005 19:11 (twenty years ago)

i have sexy hazel eyes. FYI.

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 1 July 2005 19:15 (twenty years ago)

You're very pretty, mandee. I've seen your picture.

― C J (C J), Friday, 1 July 2005 19:20 (twenty years ago)

I have a very West Country accent too - Bristol and Wiltshire - and a deep voice. I think it sounds pretty awful, but some people tell me otherwise.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 1 July 2005 19:21 (twenty years ago)

Mandee: (Hubba) x 2

CJ, sorry. Being a yanqui, I'd probably find it sexy. The proprietress of a local bar is from somewhere near Chester, which probably doesn't count as West Country in English terms and her accent sounds yummy to me. I may be biased by the fact that she pours me drinks, but then you've sent me some vitual drinks yourself.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 1 July 2005 19:22 (twenty years ago)

Chester = north west. Quite different.

― C J (C J), Friday, 1 July 2005 19:26 (twenty years ago)

haha well i was just joking but thanks anyway!!

martin skidmore sounds so english, like.. you know, more english than most

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 1 July 2005 19:30 (twenty years ago)

Where did you acquire yours?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 1 July 2005 19:30 (twenty years ago)

Welsh father, Scottish mother, schooled at Cheltenham Ladies' College, University in Manchester, lived in Australia and the Far East ..... a horrible mish-mash, really :)

― C J (C J), Friday, 1 July 2005 19:40 (twenty years ago)

Okay, here's my spontaneously improvised baritone song... You can imagine me prancing around the streetcorner while singing it:

Why should I bother dreaming?
All I need is to watch you dance.
I would give up all my scheming
for one, just one more chance.

Ooh baby, I got the hots for you
and it's making me loose my cool.
A mere sight of your glance is all the cue
to turn a hepcat into a fool.

Why should I bother praying?
You're all the answer I need.
For you I'd stop swaying and playing,
straighten up my hat, and take heed.

Ooh baby, I got the hots for you
and it's making me loose my cool.
A mere sight of your glance is all the cue
to turn a hepcat into a fooo-oool!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 1 July 2005 19:49 (twenty years ago)

Sounds quite cosmopolitan.

xpost

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 1 July 2005 19:50 (twenty years ago)

No, really, I do have a thing for voices. Nice ones can reduce me to jelly very easily.

Me too.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 1 July 2005 20:01 (twenty years ago)

Let me see those toes. What color did you get?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 1 July 2005 20:04 (twenty years ago)

Pale pink with glitter!

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 1 July 2005 20:06 (twenty years ago)

I need to repaint my toenails tonight. That sounds lovely!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 1 July 2005 20:06 (twenty years ago)

That sounds cute, Luna. Do you do a lot of open-toed shoes? I imagine one can often in LA.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 1 July 2005 20:11 (twenty years ago)

Flirt flirt flirt flirt
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― Ian Riese-Moraine has been xeroxed into a conduit! (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 1 July 2005 20:54 (twenty years ago)

ooh, luna. i was gonna suggest something pale and pink and glossy. the glitter's a nice touch. may i afford a ... closer look? *takes foot gently in hand to inspect*

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 1 July 2005 20:54 (twenty years ago)

andrew going where I had not dared. (Ticklish girls kick hard IMPE)

Ian, if your tail knocks over any more vases, you're sleeping outside, do you hear?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 1 July 2005 20:56 (twenty years ago)

it is risky. and i'll respect me-lady if she is sensitive or ticklish. sometimes it's worth risking a kick to be near luna's foot.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 1 July 2005 21:02 (twenty years ago)

Truer words never uttered, etc...

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 1 July 2005 21:05 (twenty years ago)

Though, as I mentioned elsewhere (lot of flirting today) I will take advantage of your foot fetishism distracting her to try nibbling at her earlobes.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 1 July 2005 21:07 (twenty years ago)

fair enough. but i fear i scared her off already. no matter. i'm outta here anyway. time for some non-virtual, or "reality flirting."

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 1 July 2005 21:43 (twenty years ago)

Enjoy. Have a good weekend.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 1 July 2005 21:44 (twenty years ago)

Come here often?

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 8 July 2005 21:23 (nineteen years ago)

yes. every Friday.

And for WHAT?

― I Named Veal (nordicskilla), Friday, 8 July 2005 21:26 (nineteen years ago)

If you're here, I will.

xpost

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 8 July 2005 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

We live to serve.

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Friday, 8 July 2005 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

Michael, I just replied to you only to find...your email ISN'T real!!

― I Named Veal (nordicskilla), Friday, 8 July 2005 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

Sorry.

michael-w.white at Yew Bee Ess dot comm

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 8 July 2005 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

Hmm, maybe I should leave y'all alone?

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 8 July 2005 21:56 (nineteen years ago)

Luna, darling, stay. Please. We were merely exchanging little drolleries. Whereas, with you....

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 8 July 2005 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

Fuck, I completely forgot it was Friday. Feels like Thursday to me. Yuck.

Greetings and flirtations!

― Ian Riese-Moraine has been xeroxed into a conduit! (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 8 July 2005 22:11 (nineteen years ago)

I must run, ladies, to the gym. I am all about maintaining my stamina and endurance. 'Ta!

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Friday, 8 July 2005 22:21 (nineteen years ago)

With me... little flirtations? I'll take what I can get.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 8 July 2005 22:21 (nineteen years ago)

What, you're expecting more than that?

― Ian Riese-Moraine has been xeroxed into a conduit! (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 8 July 2005 22:25 (nineteen years ago)

Who wants a cuddle?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 8 July 2005 22:29 (nineteen years ago)

Oh well....

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 8 July 2005 22:32 (nineteen years ago)

I only cuddle with non-simians! ; P

― Ian Riese-Moraine has been xeroxed into a conduit! (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 8 July 2005 22:35 (nineteen years ago)

I want... something.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 8 July 2005 22:42 (nineteen years ago)

What do you want sugar?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 8 July 2005 22:43 (nineteen years ago)

She wants us to be not so coquettish!

― Ian Riese-Moraine: that obscure object of desire. (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 8 July 2005 22:44 (nineteen years ago)

You should never ask me questions you aren't 100% sure you want the answers to. Today's answer is somewhat x-rated.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 8 July 2005 22:45 (nineteen years ago)

My all means, carbonate my hormones, tesoro.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 8 July 2005 22:46 (nineteen years ago)

Also, if you need any help with that bra, just shout. ;-)

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 8 July 2005 22:47 (nineteen years ago)

Well well... do tell...

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Friday, 8 July 2005 22:48 (nineteen years ago)

"somewhat x-rated"

like NC-17? or more of a "hard R"?

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Friday, 8 July 2005 22:49 (nineteen years ago)

Ohh... I told my friend I wanted to eat pussy this weekend! Does that have anything to do with it, luna?

― Ian Riese-Moraine: that obscure object of desire. (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 8 July 2005 22:51 (nineteen years ago)

Des caresses buccales, hein?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 8 July 2005 22:53 (nineteen years ago)

Like X.

And yes, Ian, that's part of it.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 8 July 2005 22:55 (nineteen years ago)

What's the other part, then?

― Ian Riese-Moraine: that obscure object of desire. (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 8 July 2005 22:55 (nineteen years ago)

Alas, I will not find out...

Have a good weekend, everybody.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 8 July 2005 22:58 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, I've got a pretty good idea...

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Friday, 8 July 2005 22:59 (nineteen years ago)

I think I do, too, but the question is how kinky does it have to be?

― Ian Riese-Moraine: that obscure object of desire. (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 8 July 2005 23:00 (nineteen years ago)

wait i thought this *wasn't* the luna gangbang thread

― oops (Oops), Friday, 8 July 2005 23:00 (nineteen years ago)

It's all about the dirty, nasty, wake up in the morning sore and sticky with your hair fucked up, not really sure where you are or exactly what happened the night before kind of sex.

Not to put too fine a point on it.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 8 July 2005 23:00 (nineteen years ago)

wait i thought this *wasn't* the luna gangbang thread

menage a trois, technically

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Friday, 8 July 2005 23:02 (nineteen years ago)

Nobody's gangbanging anyone, oops.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 8 July 2005 23:03 (nineteen years ago)

Well, not yet at least. *sly grin*

― Ian Riese-Moraine: that obscure object of desire. (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 8 July 2005 23:05 (nineteen years ago)

but throw a touch of hangover in there and luna's talking my kind of saturday morning

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Friday, 8 July 2005 23:06 (nineteen years ago)

The hangover was implied.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 8 July 2005 23:07 (nineteen years ago)

champagne, bourbon, or sake?

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Friday, 8 July 2005 23:10 (nineteen years ago)

Sake bombs!

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 8 July 2005 23:10 (nineteen years ago)

just like it was implied that she was sore and sticky cause she hiked 10 miles through a maple tree forest.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 8 July 2005 23:10 (nineteen years ago)

Um... yeah. Exactly.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 8 July 2005 23:11 (nineteen years ago)

that's my oddest euphemism ever

― oops (Oops), Friday, 8 July 2005 23:12 (nineteen years ago)

adieux, mesdames, I too must go develop stamina and vigor, vinyasa-style.

fwiw, there will be lotsa shirtlessness, sweat, and heavy breathing...

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Friday, 8 July 2005 23:17 (nineteen years ago)

woo hoo!

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 8 July 2005 23:20 (nineteen years ago)

I'm back, and I regret missing adding two cents to this little gangbang

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Friday, 8 July 2005 23:42 (nineteen years ago)

It's Saturday morning now, but still...

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 9 July 2005 07:18 (nineteen years ago)

Jeez, you're still up?

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Saturday, 9 July 2005 07:40 (nineteen years ago)

It's only 2 am... and I could ask the same of you.

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 9 July 2005 07:53 (nineteen years ago)

Well... I asked first...

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Saturday, 9 July 2005 08:00 (nineteen years ago)

hello bartender. hahah. i'm still here. i don't appear to have any money. i'd stay...if i could afford a drink.

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Saturday, 9 July 2005 08:08 (nineteen years ago)

no, it didn't work on me either. it was an ex penthouse pet just got off the stripping stage last night

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Saturday, 9 July 2005 08:29 (nineteen years ago)

Good afternoon...

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 July 2005 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

I want some bourbon.

― mcd (mcd), Friday, 15 July 2005 16:58 (nineteen years ago)

hubba hubba

― dahlin (dahlin), Friday, 15 July 2005 17:03 (nineteen years ago)

hello gorgeous - how are you today?

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 July 2005 17:04 (nineteen years ago)

I put on my robe and wizard hat

― L@@K !! *RARE*!! (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 July 2005 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

Is there a place where that quote CAN'T be used?

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Friday, 15 July 2005 17:07 (nineteen years ago)

In my bedroom.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 July 2005 17:07 (nineteen years ago)

Hello, ladies.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 15 July 2005 17:09 (nineteen years ago)

fantastique!
(not really, but we can pretend)
i just got out of the shower and my hair is wet
hotttttttttttttttttt

― dahlin (dahlin), Friday, 15 July 2005 17:09 (nineteen years ago)

My butt hurts from sitting in the stupid wood chair all day long. How sexy is that?

― Jeff-PTTL (Jeff), Friday, 15 July 2005 17:10 (nineteen years ago)

I'm listening to golf commentary on the radio. It's all...whispery. Mmmmmm

― L@@K !! *RARE*!! (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 July 2005 17:12 (nineteen years ago)

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 July 2005 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

you need a lil hiney massage! that's...er... sexy
hey luna, i hear you're a sexy mama. that true?

― dahlin (dahlin), Friday, 15 July 2005 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

Well, I'm a mama if nothing else.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 July 2005 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

.500 isn't bad

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Friday, 15 July 2005 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

Such modesty, luna...

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 15 July 2005 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

No makeup, zit, bra strap showing, GLORIOUS.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v240/lunacee/nomakeup.jpg

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 July 2005 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

no way

― dahlin (dahlin), Friday, 15 July 2005 18:12 (nineteen years ago)

at brief glance, i thought that was a picture of jennifer garner!

― kelsey (kelstarry), Friday, 15 July 2005 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

haha!

― oops (Oops), Friday, 15 July 2005 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

#$#!$#!$#!$!#$@

Way.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 July 2005 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

you're GORGEOUS then!

― dahlin (dahlin), Friday, 15 July 2005 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

You are too kind, sugar.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 July 2005 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

you have great lips, luna.

― kelsey (kelstarry), Friday, 15 July 2005 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

phwoar! i'm feeling inadequate is what i am...

― dahlin (dahlin), Friday, 15 July 2005 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

they look all weird and fucked up there, but thank you. I'm blushing... let's move on!

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 July 2005 18:37 (nineteen years ago)

Luna: Thread Breaker.

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Friday, 15 July 2005 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

I didn't do it! I didn't mean to!

Jimmy, you're looking really hot today...

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 July 2005 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

Luna, damn girl, you finer than frogs hair split eight ways.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 15 July 2005 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

I know! It's, like 90 degrees outside!

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Friday, 15 July 2005 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

Ooohhhhhh I get it...

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Friday, 15 July 2005 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

Awww, sugar pie, ain't yew just the sweetest thang?

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 July 2005 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

i want some sweet thang

― dahlin (dahlin), Friday, 15 July 2005 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

Que tu es jolie, Luna. Tell me that the ponytail on the right is in fact connected to someone else and not a disembodied, floating tress.

dahlin, nonsense. Your luminous eyes and cute smile are irresistable,

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 15 July 2005 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

Now look here, you start making fun of my accent and I WILL put you over my knee.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 15 July 2005 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

Hellooooooooooooooooo nurses! I've maybe got an hour to flirt, so I want it get hot and heavy before I have to go!

― Ian Riese-Moraine: the crown prince of understatement. (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 15 July 2005 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

is that a threat or a promise?
(awww sweet sweet michael)

― dahlin (dahlin), Friday, 15 July 2005 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

Rock, I always imagine you with a melodious Southern accent, the kind that melts a woman's resolve and makes her swoon. Can you confirm this?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 15 July 2005 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

Never making fun of it, sugar - I have one of my own due to too much time spent working in South Carolina. Also, threatening to put me over your knee is hardly a bad thing.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 July 2005 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

*just experienced the vapors*

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Friday, 15 July 2005 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

And yes, Michael, that ponytail is connected to someone. Dahlin, you're gorgeous, hush.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 July 2005 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

Leo Kottke once described his singing voice as "dry turkey farts." That's how I've always thought of my voice. Plus I have a lot of California in my background so my accent is not as thick as it could be.

Michael, my voice makes women so wet they think their water just broke.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 15 July 2005 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

My voice makes women spontaneously orgasam and makes the fur fall off of nearby animals. I have also been known to accelerate the drying of paint it's so hott...

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Friday, 15 July 2005 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

Ha ha!!! I have a French friend who was making out with a girl in a car once (remember that?) and she said to him at one point, "J'en ai la flaque," which might be translated as "You're giving me a puddle", a phrase so sublime that he never forgot it.

xpost

Jimmy, your world sounds terrifying and strange what with all the shrieking women and the naked livestock and the dearth of 'wet paint' signs.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 15 July 2005 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

There's so much happening in that post I can't possibly respond to it all.

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Friday, 15 July 2005 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

I demand audio proof.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 July 2005 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

NOW.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 July 2005 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

In related news. Today is apparently the height of the M. White rutting season. I am as randy as a 15 year old at a topless beach, though more experienced, thank God.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 15 July 2005 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

If only we had the technology...

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Friday, 15 July 2005 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

But we do! The telephone!

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 July 2005 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

yummmmmmy
'more confused than a baby in a topless bar'
i always loved that quote

― dahlin (dahlin), Friday, 15 July 2005 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

The whatta-who? (xp)

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 15 July 2005 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

Don't toy with me, son.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 July 2005 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

We have reached a curious put-up-or-shut-up moment in ILX history

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Friday, 15 July 2005 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

Yes mommy

x-post

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Friday, 15 July 2005 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

Don't toy with me, son.

Yow, that made my water break.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 15 July 2005 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

Dahlin, my friend's baby is about 7 months old now and he's very fond of another friend of ours who is very busty. He looks at her with wide eyes of patent greed, which, upon reflection, is pretty much what he's likely to do all his life.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 15 July 2005 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

is that a threat or a promise?
I don't know but I want to see what I can get. [/subtle Robyn Hitchcock reference]

― Ian Riese-Moraine: the crown prince of understatement. (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 15 July 2005 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

Put up, or shut up.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 July 2005 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

Email me and I'll give you my cell # and I promise I won't answer the phone even!

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 July 2005 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

But where's the fun in that??

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Friday, 15 July 2005 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

i'll say you won't
xpost

― oops (Oops), Friday, 15 July 2005 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, bother.

― Ian Riese-Moraine: the crown prince of understatement. (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 15 July 2005 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

men. hmph.

― dahlin (dahlin), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

Luna, I just mailed you.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

French girls are very clever.

I know this.

― L@@K !! *RARE*!! (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

French girls are very clever.

I know.

― L@@K !! *RARE*!! (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

I want to sell it all and fly like the wild seachicken!

― Ian Riese-Moraine: the crown prince of understatement. (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

I KNOW THINGS

http://www.oprahwinfrey.de/Bilder/Bilder/Tom%20Cruise_jpg.jpg

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

fuck

― L@@K !! *RARE*!! (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

Oops, wrong thread.

― Ian Riese-Moraine: the crown prince of understatement. (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

We've stopped making sense.

― L@@K !! *RARE*!! (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

and it was meant for... where?
gimme some of that

― dahlin (dahlin), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.sdcitybeat.com/media/25/STOP_2.jpg

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

what do i have to do to get some attention around here?

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

Drop trou

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

Or just show up. I can't remember which.

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

Show up! Hel-LO beautiful!

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

I couldn't hear the mexican child, but the rest was grebt!

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

*bows*

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

so?

― kelsey (kelstarry), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

how's the voice?

― kelsey (kelstarry), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

Mandee! *goes all up ons*

― Ian Riese-Moraine: the crown prince of understatement. (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

Totally hot, kelsey.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

Oh you...

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

It's true! And did you hear how I sounded like a 12 year old? I'm calling Rock now.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

sexy voices are nice.

― kelsey (kelstarry), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

And all I got to hear was the answering machine!

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

call ken c and he'll love you forever. he loves 12-year-old american voices

― dahlin (dahlin), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

No turkey farts at all in Rock's - he sounds really cute!

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

Yes well, wasn't that enough?

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

The only thing you can learn from an answering machine is that your call has been screened

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

turkey farts???

― dahlin (dahlin), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

I got over my nerves and left you a ~~massage~~ message!

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

It's my cell phone! I said I wasn't gonna answer. I'm about to listen to yours, rock.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

Oh yeah, and your voice telling me to leave a message was verreee sexxxeee!

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

Oh okay, this message sounds much hotter than the answering machine one! God I'm a sucker for a southern accent.. Anywayyyyyy.. who's next?

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, that's true, but still...

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

Kelsey and Mandee, the more pretty ladies around here, the better. I am presently accepting compliments, suggestive double-entendres, innuendo, and improper advances.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

xpost

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

Luna, I'll call you, if you call me....

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

I am accepting gropes and fawning, though all other offers will be taken.

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

Hayzoos Christo, ILXors be linin' up and takin' turns with Luna!

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

I meant with Luna's phone!

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

*glad he got on that first*

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

I'd like to call Mandee but I can't imagine it being anything other than terribly awkward!

― L@@K !! *RARE*!! (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahaha ow.

I'll call you, Michael.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

*jealous*

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

Weird, I got a wrong number from a Tupelo caller.

Mandee called me once! She left the greatest cell phone message ever!

― Ian Riese-Moraine: the crown prince of understatement. (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

mandee rawks

― dahlin (dahlin), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

I faxed Mandee once. About sexual benign headaches.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

I'd like to call Mandee but I can't imagine it being anything other than terribly awkward!
-- L@@K !! *RARE*!! (adam@xXxXxXx.cxm) (webmail), July 15th, 2005 2:30 PM. (nordicskilla) (later)

The famous English lover at work.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

Mandee left me a great one, too... She sounds HAWT. Jimmy, I'll call you too, if you want.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

What do you MEAN?

― L@@K !! *RARE*!! (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

if my voice wasn't so weird, i'd so be on this bandwagon.

― kelsey (kelstarry), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

Whatever, dude, you do stuff on the RADIO.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

kelsey, call me and give me some DIRT on jaymc

― L@@K !! *RARE*!! (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

I have sunk so low as to refer to the English stereotype of being defeatist lovers in the face of potential awkwardness. OTOH, she did refer to you once as Edgeward Scum, and in capitals to boot, so perhaps you're right.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

I think you mean Edgware.

― L@@K !! *RARE*!! (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

Quite.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

I am making calls - anyone who wants a message from me, email me your phone numbers immediately, please.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

Get it right, White.

― L@@K !! *RARE*!! (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

We should all post mp3s of our voices reading stuff, sexy or otherwise. My wife's new internet buddies were curious about her voice, so she recorded herself reading a Viggo Mortensen poem and emailed the mp3, and everybody was like, OMG, THE ACCENT, SO HOTT.

I would record myself reading livestock show results in order to counteract the natural hottness.

xp - Luna talk to my machine!

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

luna...i just emailed you!

― kelsey (kelstarry), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

'Immediately', she said. You heard the lady.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

There's a "What Do You Sound Like?" thread that I'm too lazy to search for.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, it had JBR's voice on it!

― L@@K !! *RARE*!! (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

Crump down. On to kelsey.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

Who, incidentally, has the coolest phone number ever.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

and it ws by accident!

― kelsey (kelstarry), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

I keep giggling! Fuck!

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

ws = was

― kelsey (kelstarry), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

luna: you have the sweetest voice of all time. and the best giggle i think i've ever heard!

― kelsey (kelstarry), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

Who, incidentally, has the coolest phone number ever.

Yes??

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:51 (nineteen years ago)

the last four numbers spell DAMN

― kelsey (kelstarry), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

How cool is that? It would only be cooler if it was FUCK

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

a friend of mine used to have a number that was BIG NUTS

― kelsey (kelstarry), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

I am fanning myself and attempting to regain composure. Thank you for the phone call. You don't sound 12 years old, but you do sound pretty darn young, and I feel like a dirty old man.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

Do the first three spell HOT?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

i wish!

― kelsey (kelstarry), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

my friend's number back in the day was SEX SEXX

i can't recall hearing you giggle, luna. you must rectify this.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

thanks for the call, luna!
have a good weekend everyone!

― kelsey (kelstarry), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:58 (nineteen years ago)

I'm 33, Rock, if that helps.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

(I can't call you back if your number shows up as unavailable...)

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 July 2005 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, and kelsey sounds great! Clearly the 'weird' comment was craziness.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 July 2005 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

As does M. White.. y'all are teh hotness.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 July 2005 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

We should all post mp3s of our voices reading stuff, sexy or otherwise.

We did this!

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Friday, 15 July 2005 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

phone me now adam

720-562-4884

this offer expires in 5 minutes

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 July 2005 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

*dear me*

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Friday, 15 July 2005 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

Mandee, you can webmail him if you want and have the mods delete that, you know. BTW, I love a woman on a mission...

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 15 July 2005 21:08 (nineteen years ago)

*stares down the phone, chewing nails* OMG WHEN IS HE GONNA CALL!?

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 July 2005 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

i dont care if anyone calls this number, it's my work's photostudio line -- nobody ever comes down here!

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 July 2005 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

adam, did kelsey give you DIRT about me?

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 15 July 2005 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

OMG I just read that!

I...can't! I'm surrounded by people at the moment!

That took errrrrr,...balls!

― L@@K !! *RARE*!! (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 July 2005 21:13 (nineteen years ago)

Why is the world so cruel?

― L@@K !! *RARE*!! (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 July 2005 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

i've been stood up

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 July 2005 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

Don't be a pussy dood, she clearly wants you to do it...

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Friday, 15 July 2005 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

Just call her an ask her how much the 1963 Vincent you saw listed in the paper will cost

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 15 July 2005 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

(I still think maybe you should get your number taken down. I've memorized it!)

xxp :(

xp :p

― L@@K !! *RARE*!! (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 July 2005 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

My calls have been made - this was fun!

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 July 2005 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

Hey there beautiful. Are you... waiting to meet someone?

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Friday, 15 July 2005 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

Adam's voice always sounds so chipper to me, Mandee. He's quite charming irl.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 15 July 2005 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

you'd think someone would have called me by now

oh well, im cramming chex mix into my gob anyhow, its too occupied to speak

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 July 2005 21:19 (nineteen years ago)

I will attest to Adam's charmingness.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 15 July 2005 21:19 (nineteen years ago)

xpost, dammit! sigh... I hate when work gets in the way of fun...

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Friday, 15 July 2005 21:20 (nineteen years ago)

Luna, I'm just proud to be part of this countrywide effort to insure that job productivity does increase during Bush's second term.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 15 July 2005 21:21 (nineteen years ago)

im charming too, you know!!!

actually my voice sounds kinda droney..

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 July 2005 21:21 (nineteen years ago)

No it doesn't, Boots!

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 July 2005 21:23 (nineteen years ago)

Of course you are! My xpost above was intended for you alone...

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Friday, 15 July 2005 21:24 (nineteen years ago)

luna, you are the only person who agreed to call me 'boots' after my pleas 2 or 3 years ago

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 July 2005 21:25 (nineteen years ago)

Boots!? I had no idea. What an endearing nom de guerre.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 15 July 2005 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

Boots was the name of my first cat.

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Friday, 15 July 2005 21:30 (nineteen years ago)

It's because I care, Mandee.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 July 2005 21:30 (nineteen years ago)

Boots may have been the name of Adam's first chemists.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 15 July 2005 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

btw the offer above has OFFICIALLY EXPIRED as i have left the photostudio and am now back to my cubicle

FYI

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 July 2005 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

Maybe

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 July 2005 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

haha

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 July 2005 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

Aw fooey, I was off reading other parts of the internets and missed the chance to call you, Mandee.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 15 July 2005 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

Whe a woman is waiting for a call, THERE ARE NO OTHER PARTS OF THE INTERNETS, HARDY!

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 15 July 2005 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

B-b-but I found out about a new Fripp soundscapes album coming this fall!

Oh, just shoot me now, I know I deserve it.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 15 July 2005 21:40 (nineteen years ago)

OTOH, I didn't call either... so I'll just grab me coat.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 15 July 2005 21:41 (nineteen years ago)

I didn't call, either. I should have.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 July 2005 22:15 (nineteen years ago)

Nice! Girl on girl!

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Friday, 15 July 2005 22:17 (nineteen years ago)

I like to think of myself as equal opportunity.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 July 2005 22:19 (nineteen years ago)

im home now.

FYI.

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 July 2005 22:37 (nineteen years ago)

What are you wearing?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 15 July 2005 22:45 (nineteen years ago)

Should we come over?

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Friday, 15 July 2005 22:46 (nineteen years ago)

im unzipping my best juicy couture tracksuit for you guys

FYI

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 July 2005 22:47 (nineteen years ago)

Can we come over?

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 July 2005 22:47 (nineteen years ago)

Mmm, yeah baby, take it off!

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 July 2005 22:47 (nineteen years ago)

Come! Together! Right now! (over)
-- me

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Friday, 15 July 2005 22:49 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, then I'm taking my shirt off and revealing my semi- Elliot Gould hairy chest.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 15 July 2005 22:50 (nineteen years ago)

That's it, we're coming over.

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Friday, 15 July 2005 22:51 (nineteen years ago)

Fuck, I'm so bad at lying, I actually took my shirt off so I wouldn't be cheating you.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 15 July 2005 22:52 (nineteen years ago)

stop it, tuomas, you're giving me a puddle!!

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 July 2005 22:52 (nineteen years ago)

Someone needs a spanking!

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 July 2005 22:54 (nineteen years ago)

Now I'm taking my tight jeans off to reveal my "O'Henry" briefs.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 15 July 2005 22:55 (nineteen years ago)

o'tuomas!

― oops (Oops), Friday, 15 July 2005 22:56 (nineteen years ago)

O'Henry briefs? I thought I knew it all, but you have me stumped.

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Friday, 15 July 2005 22:58 (nineteen years ago)

Probably have O! Henry candy bars on them, y'see...

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Friday, 15 July 2005 22:59 (nineteen years ago)

armadillos in our trousers?

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Friday, 15 July 2005 23:00 (nineteen years ago)

"Baby, I can make stars shoot out of your eyes and turn your dreams irrelevant..."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/lixnixn/Tuomas013.jpg

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 15 July 2005 23:00 (nineteen years ago)

Can't think... no blood left in brane...

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 July 2005 23:04 (nineteen years ago)

I'm back from feeding dogs, collecting information on the next place my family's housesitting at, and getting groceries.

Believe it or not, I sound very British to the point where I've actually fooled native Brits!

Oh, and I'm always willing to remove an article of clothing.

― Ian Riese-Moraine: the crown prince of understatement. (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 15 July 2005 23:04 (nineteen years ago)

WHO ELSE WANTS TO DIVE INTO THEM THIGHS?

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 July 2005 23:05 (nineteen years ago)

I's 8:00 PM ET, it's the new flirting thread because toumas ruined the other one

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Friday, 15 July 2005 23:06 (nineteen years ago)

Ruined it? He probably improved it!

― Ian Riese-Moraine: the crown prince of understatement. (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 15 July 2005 23:09 (nineteen years ago)

I've gone all bashful and am slowly putting more clothes on...

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 15 July 2005 23:09 (nineteen years ago)

Not going to get into a pissing contest with this one, huh?

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Friday, 15 July 2005 23:11 (nineteen years ago)

...slowly pulling another pair of tightie-whities up over my pants...

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 15 July 2005 23:13 (nineteen years ago)

I just flashed my boobs at all of you.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 July 2005 23:14 (nineteen years ago)

Awww, how sweet of you!

― Ian Riese-Moraine: the crown prince of understatement. (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 15 July 2005 23:16 (nineteen years ago)

Awesome! I think my nipples are hard, but they're under a couple of sweaters, so I can't tell.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 15 July 2005 23:17 (nineteen years ago)

Boy, mine are, it's freezing in here.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 July 2005 23:18 (nineteen years ago)

"For you, I'll be whatever you want."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/lixnixn/drag.jpg

"For you, I'll do whatever you need."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/lixnixn/poikarakkautta.jpg

"I'm a fool for you, baby..."

http://www.mv.helsinki.fi/aqkorhon/laajasalo3.jpg

"Are you ready for my love?"

http://www.mv.helsinki.fi/aqkorhon/hermanni3.jpg

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 15 July 2005 23:19 (nineteen years ago)

Is it just "freezing", or is it me?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 15 July 2005 23:21 (nineteen years ago)

Tuomas, that was fantastic.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 July 2005 23:31 (nineteen years ago)

Tuomas montage! YEAH!

― Ian Riese-Moraine: the crown prince of understatement. (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 15 July 2005 23:40 (nineteen years ago)

isn't that excellent? Dude.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 July 2005 23:41 (nineteen years ago)

Thank you. It's 3:40 in here and I'm quite tired, so I'm going to hit the sheets.

"Dreaming of you..."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/lixnixn/Tuomas011.jpg

(Also, I'm a wee bit drunk, and might just regret this tomorrow.)

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 15 July 2005 23:42 (nineteen years ago)

Tuomas, check your email.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 July 2005 23:43 (nineteen years ago)

"where the titties at?"
http://www.mv.helsinki.fi/aqkorhon/hermanni3.jpg

― oops (Oops), Friday, 15 July 2005 23:46 (nineteen years ago)

Damn! Luna, you lovely creature! This'll make me sleep better, no doubt.

Good nights, dream of shared bread and lovers' bites.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 15 July 2005 23:46 (nineteen years ago)

I hope I'm like Tuomas once I'm 25.

― Ian Riese-Moraine: the crown prince of understatement. (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 15 July 2005 23:48 (nineteen years ago)

Sex sex sex - well don't bush around the beat
This is the soul of indiscretion so let's get indiscreet, yeah
Sex sex sex - watch you break out in a sweat
It's what you gonna get
Sex sex sex (uh-huh) - but you got the motion that the boys and girls all wanna touch and take it home
Just cut that small talk 'n' the floorplay
Just cut that cute display
(get it up, get in on)
Just cut that chi chi 'n' machismo
I said oh oh oh

Sex sex sex - well you came here just to dance
Well c'est ci bon don't worry it's the same jouissance, yeah
Sex sex sex - don't ever let that go
You find any reason for what you wanna do now
But you got the motion that the boys 'n' girls all wanna touch and take it home
Get up and jump to debasement
Get up and masterstroke
(get it up, get in on)
Amoral disarmament baby
I said oh oh oh-yeah

Sex sex sex - well your angle is acute
You gotta lotta finesse in your sharkskin suit now
Sex sex sex - you don't need no excuse
Your body has a function so you put it to a use, yeah
But you got the motion that the boys 'n' girls all wanna touch and take it home
Just cut that small talk 'n' the floorplay
Just cut that cute display
(get it up, get in on)
Amoral disarmament baby
I said oh oh oh-yeah

Sex sex sex

Sex sex sex - c'mon 'n' break that rule
Let's break it into pieces that are long 'n' sweet 'n' cool, yeah
Sex sex sex (oooh) - you ain't got no money
But you will afford to loosen up and let it go
Get up and jump to debasement
Get up and masterstroke
(get it up, get in on)
Just cut that chi chi 'n' machismo
I said oh oh oh-yeah

Sex sex sex - well let's lay it on a line
You can let me know with your eyes an' I'll let you know with mine, yeah
Sex sex sex - but don't bush around the beat
This is the soul of indiscretion, let's get indiscreet, yeah

You got the motion that the boys and girls all wanna touch and take it home
Just cut that small talk 'n' the floorplay
Just cut that cute display
(get it up, get in on)
Amoral disarmament baby
I said oh oh oh-yeah

― Ian Riese-Moraine: the crown prince of understatement. (Eastern Mantra), Saturday, 16 July 2005 00:11 (nineteen years ago)

Well that ended quickly...

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 16 July 2005 06:13 (nineteen years ago)

*snores*

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 16 July 2005 06:19 (nineteen years ago)

*kick*

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 16 July 2005 06:26 (nineteen years ago)

im a wee bit drunk too!!

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Saturday, 16 July 2005 06:26 (nineteen years ago)

I'm hiiiiigh.

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 16 July 2005 06:32 (nineteen years ago)

i'm both! haha i win!

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 16 July 2005 06:33 (nineteen years ago)

*kick*

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 16 July 2005 06:37 (nineteen years ago)

i wish i were high, man!!

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Saturday, 16 July 2005 06:39 (nineteen years ago)

haha - I am also both!

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Saturday, 16 July 2005 06:43 (nineteen years ago)

which means we start getting belligerent, but then forget what we were pissed off about and giggle uncontrollably.

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 16 July 2005 06:46 (nineteen years ago)

Belligerent is so the opposite of how I feel right now.

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 16 July 2005 06:52 (nineteen years ago)

you guys.

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 16 July 2005 06:53 (nineteen years ago)

hehe - fortunately I am a happy drunk, and I'm more high anyway. I'd be all like, whoa, whoa, easy there, let's just listen to some music...

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Saturday, 16 July 2005 06:54 (nineteen years ago)

i am a little buzzed but it is wearing off. i met a gal tonight at my band's show -- she came up to me afterwards and said how much she enjoyed it, and we talked for a long time while the headliner played about various stuff. i totally thought i had it in the bag, but when i offered to give her a ride once the bar closed, she said no she'd prefer to walk to the train. i was like, really? i mean, who turns down a ride? it's just a ride. so now i'm here. alone.

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 16 July 2005 06:56 (nineteen years ago)

oh yeah i'm a happy happy drunk too. it's hard to stir up drunken trouble i when you're smiling like a doofus.

xpost that sucks, but it's understandable that she didn't wanna get in a "stranger's" car. didja get them didgits, holmes?

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 16 July 2005 06:58 (nineteen years ago)

Girls are weird.

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 16 July 2005 06:58 (nineteen years ago)

xpost

I feel your pain. I met a bewitching damsel tonight and was forced to ignore her in order to fulfill wingman obligations.

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Saturday, 16 July 2005 06:58 (nineteen years ago)

no digits. i'm an idiot. she said she'd sign up for our mailing list, tho.

one awkward moment: i was standing close to said gal, with my arm up against the wall, but sort of over her head, in a sort-of proprietary position -- when the girl i went on a date with last night came up, out of the blue, and said hi. she said she'd been thinking about coming to the show, but when i didn't see her immediately afterwards, i assumed she'd chosen not to come. but so i had to suddenly assume a more neutral position and be like "hey! so, uh, how's it going?"

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 16 July 2005 06:58 (nineteen years ago)

maybe she's a herm!

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 16 July 2005 06:59 (nineteen years ago)

hmm... wonder if said gal intuited just a touch of complication?

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Saturday, 16 July 2005 06:59 (nineteen years ago)

my god I seem to turn into jack black when I'm high.

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 16 July 2005 07:00 (nineteen years ago)

you know, i didn't even think about that, roger.

i'm so ready for my slut phase to kick off!

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 16 July 2005 07:00 (nineteen years ago)

'course complication usually only makes people more interesting... so you should have plenty of opportunities to slut about.

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Saturday, 16 July 2005 07:00 (nineteen years ago)

i'd get high, but it's late.

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 16 July 2005 07:00 (nineteen years ago)

less downing, more flirting! maybe I should go to bed!

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 16 July 2005 07:01 (nineteen years ago)

yes. my bed is soft (yet firm!) and beckons. i'm going for it. all are welcome to snuggle.

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Saturday, 16 July 2005 07:01 (nineteen years ago)

i don't even know who you are!

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 16 July 2005 07:02 (nineteen years ago)

bwahaha -- xpost!

hmm... xpost... or kismet!

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Saturday, 16 July 2005 07:02 (nineteen years ago)

guess I'll be snuggling* with the dogs tonight.

*being used as a human mattress and racetrack

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 16 July 2005 07:03 (nineteen years ago)

jaymc, this is true. but i am feeling much love tonight.

fwiw, no one else does either -- I keep failing to introduce myself + miss FAPs

I am a bad ILXor and now will go to bed feeling guilt and shame.

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Saturday, 16 July 2005 07:04 (nineteen years ago)

awww don't go!

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 16 July 2005 07:07 (nineteen years ago)

i mean, whatevs.

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 16 July 2005 07:09 (nineteen years ago)

Totally.

So yeah, um, anybody wanna make out?

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 16 July 2005 07:30 (nineteen years ago)

ew COOTIES

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 16 July 2005 07:34 (nineteen years ago)

Clearly I didn't mean YOU.

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 16 July 2005 07:40 (nineteen years ago)

smart of you to realize i'm too good for you.

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 16 July 2005 07:41 (nineteen years ago)

sure.

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 16 July 2005 07:43 (nineteen years ago)

Hello you seckshy bastards. I'm on call at work, so like, Im at home but work people can call me and so whattda i do? get drunk. Fuck em. Its ssaturday night, they can go t'hell.

Luv yas all.

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 16 July 2005 08:10 (nineteen years ago)

god.. this is what i miss by going to bed early eh? damn
tuomas, you are such a slut! impressive...

― dahlin (dahlin), Saturday, 16 July 2005 09:25 (nineteen years ago)

Well, I'm up again.

(I thought I'd be ashamed of myself when I wake up and read this thread, but I'm not. Maybe I'm really turning into a slut.)

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Saturday, 16 July 2005 09:43 (nineteen years ago)

Well that ended quickly...

Yeah, as soon as Tuomas disappeared there wasn't much point in trying. Us males will never be that sexy. Whoa, wait, his is the post above mine and no-one's said anything here in over two hours! I guess I'm mistaken.

― Ian Riese-Moraine: the crown prince of understatement. (Eastern Mantra), Saturday, 16 July 2005 12:10 (nineteen years ago)

i cant wait for my slut phase to kick off, too!

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Saturday, 16 July 2005 13:45 (nineteen years ago)

When is it scheduled for?

― Ian Riese-Moraine: the crown prince of understatement. (Eastern Mantra), Saturday, 16 July 2005 13:59 (nineteen years ago)

I can help you!

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 16 July 2005 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

Or not!

― luna (luna.c), Sunday, 17 July 2005 03:53 (nineteen years ago)

I'm in my unattainble ice princess phase.

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 17 July 2005 04:15 (nineteen years ago)

I may as well be.

― luna (luna.c), Sunday, 17 July 2005 04:35 (nineteen years ago)

Ooh, can I use that as an explanation? Would anyone believe I'm an unattainable ice princess, rather than a totally attainable mud slut?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 17 July 2005 07:03 (nineteen years ago)

Bien mangé, bien bu, je vous embrasse tous, you horny bastards, et je me couche. Bisous P.S. Tuomas, if ever I wake up gay, I'm coming over to court you, you crazy Finn....

― M. White (Miguelito), Sunday, 17 July 2005 07:49 (nineteen years ago)

It's Friday again... I have a day off from work, so I'm just lazing around the house, shirtless again. Just now we're experiencing a marvelous summer rain, and a I wish I had someone to cuddle with. Actually, this week I did cuddle with someone, though I know nothing more will come out of that - except for some more cuddling, maybe, which is always nice. Anyway, right now I'd settle for flirting, so where are mah Interweb flirting peeps?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 22 July 2005 09:59 (nineteen years ago)

present!

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 22 July 2005 11:39 (nineteen years ago)

::Enters, scratching and yawning, coffee cup in hand. Checks the clock: 7:45. ::

...the fuck...?

:: Shakes head, leaves. ::

― Truckdrivin' Buddha (Rock Hardy), Friday, 22 July 2005 11:46 (nineteen years ago)

You at work, Mandee? My shirt is on again, as I'm about to go buy foodstuff. I think I might get some ice cream. Then all I need is a soft, round tummy of some lovely flame-eyed girl to lick it off. Mmm, ice cream...

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 22 July 2005 11:57 (nineteen years ago)

im actually at home still! leaving for work in about 30 mins...

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 22 July 2005 12:01 (nineteen years ago)

Hmm, I guess my afternoon fantasies sound a bit weird to you then...

I went out and it was still raining, and maybe there's a little Goth inside of me cos I love the rain. Especially summer rain when it's warm and fresh. When I got out my initial thought was to go rolling naked on the grass, but I think the neighbours wouldn't have understood. And I'm at my mom's flat right now watering the flowers, so I shouldn't give this household a bad reputation. God knows it already had one back when I used to live here, what with all the naked girls streaking on the yard and hair found on the flower pots of the folks living below us.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 22 July 2005 12:19 (nineteen years ago)

CUDDLE!

― Kitten, the body needs it, the body cries out for Ian Riese-Moraine! (Eastern Ma, Friday, 22 July 2005 13:34 (nineteen years ago)

Talk about morning people...

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 22 July 2005 14:08 (nineteen years ago)

Tuomas, no one else besides you, me, and my sister understands why rain is goth

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 22 July 2005 15:22 (nineteen years ago)

God I miss a good, warm summer rain.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 22 July 2005 15:25 (nineteen years ago)

As a kid, whenever there was a huge pouring rain in the summer, I used to dash out just to run in the rain, despite my parents' protests. ("Your clothes'll get wet!" D'oh, that was the point of it.) I still do it, occasionally.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 22 July 2005 16:16 (nineteen years ago)

I miss that kind of rain, too... and the things you can do in it!

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 22 July 2005 16:25 (nineteen years ago)

rain gets me so wet.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 22 July 2005 16:27 (nineteen years ago)

You and me both.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 22 July 2005 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

Hey, me too! Weird.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 22 July 2005 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

I have a feeling we're not all on the same page here.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 22 July 2005 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

oh we are, luna. as a lonely teen i was afraid to speak of this. i was afraid i was the only one. my "underthings" getting positively soaked in the rain. it's such a relief to find a community such as this.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 22 July 2005 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

Oh I know what you're talking about, young miss!

(x-post)

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 22 July 2005 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

As a teenager I was visiting a friend near Hamburg when a humid, warm day burst into summer showers. Never having much of that in California, I convinced my friend's mother that I wouldn't die of consumption if I went out in the rain and even managed to convince her we wouldn't either. My friend, his 17 year old and 15 year old sisters and I went traipsing through the local forest in jeans and t-shirts. What with the humidity, the distant thunder, the balmy air-temperature and the wet t-shirts of the two blond German girls, there was much sexual tension in ~~the air~~ my pants.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 22 July 2005 17:04 (nineteen years ago)

It's been humid in ~~my pants~~ my office all week.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 22 July 2005 17:08 (nineteen years ago)

How do you that overlining thing? I want to get rid of my pants too!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 22 July 2005 17:11 (nineteen years ago)

, Tuomas, you cheeky thing.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 22 July 2005 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

< strike> then < /strike>

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 22 July 2005 17:14 (nineteen years ago)

without the spaces

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 22 July 2005 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, I see. Me and my ~~huge erection~~ poor computer skills thank you, lady Luna!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 22 July 2005 17:17 (nineteen years ago)

Also, just the letter s instead of the word "strike".

― Truckdrivin' Buddha (Rock Hardy), Friday, 22 July 2005 17:17 (nineteen years ago)

Sure, if you wanna be half assed about it.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 22 July 2005 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

No, Luna, I think he said he wanted to take his pants all the way off.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 22 July 2005 17:20 (nineteen years ago)

Oops... my mistake.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 22 July 2005 17:20 (nineteen years ago)

Wait, what?

― Truckdrivin' Buddha (Rock Hardy), Friday, 22 July 2005 17:22 (nineteen years ago)

I already did the pants off thing last Friday, I think I'll have to come up with something new. (Speaking of which, I'm still quite impressed by your response, Luna, everytime I open my mailbox. So thank you.) Maybe I'll write a poem for you.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 22 July 2005 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

what with all the rain talk and stuff, i just gotta say how dry things are around here. by here i mean where i live. dry both literally and figuratively. no rain. and a drought of crush/summer lovin' opportunities and the like. bogus.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 22 July 2005 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

Well, silly, you need a crush!

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 22 July 2005 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

duh, but you should see the choices. slim pickens.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 22 July 2005 18:37 (nineteen years ago)

well look somewhere else!

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 22 July 2005 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

We've had plenty of rain here (it rains almost every day in summer in Tally Ho), but like andrew m. I am also experiencing a drought of crushes. Well, locally. If I could get out of here then it wouldn't be so terrible, but alas...

― Kitten, the body needs it, the body cries out for Ian Riese-Moraine! (Eastern Ma, Friday, 22 July 2005 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

If this is all you've got, andrew:

http://www.english.mnsu.edu/larsson/gr%20images/pickens.jpg

I sympathise.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 22 July 2005 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

the last crush i had was in 1998

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 22 July 2005 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

i had a crush in a dream the other night. felt so giddy and frightening and awesome. then i woke up and realized how long it's been. i don't know where else to look. i mean, i went to the bar AND ilx. what else is there?

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 22 July 2005 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

Okay, here's my poem to ILX, written while some crappy band was playing on Conan O'Brien...

Let your boobies hang,
Let your beard grow,
Let your nipples be hairy,
Let balding men sport ponytails,
Let grown-ups roll naked on the grass,
Let baby boys wear pink,
Let every cavity teem of life, every life scream for itself, every scream go out unbridled.
Let me play hop-scotch if I want to.
You fucking tight-ass bastards!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 22 July 2005 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

(xx-post)

Mandee, are you for real? I find that hard to believe.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 22 July 2005 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

*Applause*

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 22 July 2005 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

i had a dream i totally boned the weird lookin guy from Kings of Convenience

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 22 July 2005 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

As opposed to partially?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 22 July 2005 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

He's cute, no? Have you heard the his DJ record where he sings on top of other people's songs, and not even the songs in question (like "There'a a Light That Never Goes Out" over some electro tune)? It's great!

(x-post)

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 22 July 2005 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

Well, there's more than one place for it to go, you know...

Okay, I'm off now.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 22 July 2005 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

tuomas, I think I am serious.. I mean I have fancied people and had boyfriends since then, obviously (whom I loved), but a CRUSHY CRUSH, yeah, not since 1998

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 22 July 2005 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

Hmm, that sounds kinda weird... Didn't you have crushes on any of your boyfriends before you started dating them? Or maybe we're talking in different terms, because when I talk about crushes I include the more serious infatuations as well. A couple of years ago I had a crush that lasted for several months, and it left me heartbroken for almost as long. But crushes are fun too, I'm not sure if I could live without them.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 22 July 2005 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

I have too many crushes.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 22 July 2005 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

Every day at lunch time alone I get at least one.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 22 July 2005 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

Rarely are mine serious, but I really like the feeling.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 22 July 2005 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

every guy i've ever dated, i had a crush, but I felt like the person liked me back, so it wasn't.. you know.. crushing.. nothing has ever been as intense as the boy i TOTALLY CRUSHED ON in 1998, like when I saw him my stomach would just drop and I'd become speechless and I couldn't sleep at night and etc.

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 22 July 2005 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

Hello, I'm here. I'm bored, too bored to flirt but here nonetheless.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Friday, 22 July 2005 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

OH ADAM

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 22 July 2005 21:13 (nineteen years ago)

no, really.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Friday, 22 July 2005 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

Actually, I usually have some kind of crush/female friend I can flirt with. Some are beauties. Some are wits. Some are good confidantes. Some are all of these. Were I gay, they'd be my fruitflies. Many are bartenders, which is both good and bad. Good 'cause nothing will come of it (would you really rather lose a good bartender than keep your wick dry?) and bad 'cause, well, it means I'm hanging out at the bar more.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 22 July 2005 21:17 (nineteen years ago)

Mandee just replicated the first faked orgasm in the history of mankind.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 22 July 2005 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

too bored to flirt!? but how!?

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 22 July 2005 21:19 (nineteen years ago)

someone should call me at work, i'm feeling fiesty

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 22 July 2005 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

I don't know.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Friday, 22 July 2005 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

Flirting online is a lot of damn work, typing and whatnot. And there's no chance to cut your eyes sideways & look through your lashes, or stare over the top of your glasses. Feh. On the bright side, I'm fond of Mandee.

― Oh, dear., Friday, 22 July 2005 21:42 (nineteen years ago)

only one person would say 'feh'

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 22 July 2005 21:45 (nineteen years ago)

i do look sideways through my lashes a lot, though - at myself, in the mirror

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 22 July 2005 21:45 (nineteen years ago)

I've heard of too drunk to fuck, but too bored to flirt? What kind of jaded, British man-of-the-world guys are you, Adam?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 22 July 2005 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

I too find flirting online pretty hard to do, because I have to rely on my wits rather than my cute little dances.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 22 July 2005 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

Does it work on yourself, Mandee, or are you immune to your own charms?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 22 July 2005 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

Don't discount the photos, Tuomas.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 22 July 2005 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

Don't try to flirt with yourself, Mandee! Remember what happened to that Narcissus feller? Dude got iced!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 22 July 2005 21:52 (nineteen years ago)

yeah but i'm so FOXY when I do that sideways through eyelashes thing! I CANT HELP IT

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 22 July 2005 21:57 (nineteen years ago)

Can I be your Echo, then?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 22 July 2005 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

I can think of several people who say "feh"! And I'm not Mr Winters, so that rules out at least one of us.

I'm sorry, I could use the company on a slow Friday eve, but I just can't take this seriously. Perhaps I am finally Old Enough to Know Better, as they say? It certainly took long enough....

― Pyth, Friday, 22 July 2005 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

pythy!! good to see you back on ilx, how are you doing these days?

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 22 July 2005 22:05 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, fine! It's uncomfortably warm here, good thing when I lost the ex I kept the air conditioner. Most of the NYC crue has left the building (although I think Ree's on her way back for the fall) so there's a lot less gin & wit being spilled than there used to be. But we manage. You?

― Pyth, Friday, 22 July 2005 22:13 (nineteen years ago)

she was Old Enough to Know Better
and she was strong enough to be true
and she was hard enough to know whether
he was smart enough to know what to do...

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Friday, 22 July 2005 22:15 (nineteen years ago)

I've returned and I'm all hot and sweaty and sore.

― Kitten, the body needs it, the body cries out for Ian Riese-Moraine! (Eastern Ma, Friday, 22 July 2005 22:56 (nineteen years ago)

Is that supposed to be sexy?

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 22 July 2005 22:57 (nineteen years ago)

boo, mah ladies!

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 22 July 2005 23:04 (nineteen years ago)

xpost

Sounds sorta post-sexy.

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Friday, 22 July 2005 23:05 (nineteen years ago)

No, it's supposed to be honest and yet misleading. I missed the city bus, had to catch the later bus on the limited night route, and I walked about forty minutes to get to the place I'm housesitting at in 100 degree heat (and that's not even factoring in the humidity).

― Kitten, the body needs it, the body cries out for Ian Riese-Moraine! (Eastern Ma, Friday, 22 July 2005 23:06 (nineteen years ago)

Not sexy, please try again.

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Friday, 22 July 2005 23:08 (nineteen years ago)

Remy! Long time no!

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Friday, 22 July 2005 23:09 (nineteen years ago)

:) I've spent last month travelling -- Boston, Providence, New York, Berkeley, San Francisco. Nice to know I've been noticed as not here!

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 22 July 2005 23:10 (nineteen years ago)

I miss Boston.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 22 July 2005 23:15 (nineteen years ago)

And I missed you, too, Remy!

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 22 July 2005 23:16 (nineteen years ago)

Mmmm... the northeast in July... cf "It's been humid in my _____ all week" upthread.

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Friday, 22 July 2005 23:16 (nineteen years ago)

Not sexy, please try again.

Well, I've cooled down now, my scent's more appealing, and my shirt's off.

― Kitten, the body needs it, the body cries out for Ian Riese-Moraine! (Eastern Ma, Friday, 22 July 2005 23:17 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah baby, take it OFF.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 22 July 2005 23:18 (nineteen years ago)

Wish I could. Still at the office. But it's only a matter of time...

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Friday, 22 July 2005 23:22 (nineteen years ago)

Excuses...

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 22 July 2005 23:24 (nineteen years ago)

fwiw, in an hour I'll be hitting something big and black.

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Friday, 22 July 2005 23:29 (nineteen years ago)

Mike Tyson?

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 22 July 2005 23:30 (nineteen years ago)

ooh, ooh! I bet I know what it is!

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 22 July 2005 23:30 (nineteen years ago)

The Vietnam Memorial!

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 22 July 2005 23:30 (nineteen years ago)

nice try. it is also not a bong (sigh...)

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Friday, 22 July 2005 23:31 (nineteen years ago)

Well, I'm hitting a screwdriver and it hasn't hit back, yet. Of course, when you make them in pint glasses it's only a matter of time.

Why oh why is my computer not in the air conditioned room?? If I take any more cold showers, my toenails are going to wash off.

― Pyth, Friday, 22 July 2005 23:41 (nineteen years ago)

Sorry about that -- I'm back from washing dishes. What should I remove next, luna?

― Kitten, the body needs it, the body cries out for Ian Riese-Moraine! (Eastern Ma, Friday, 22 July 2005 23:57 (nineteen years ago)

Why have I never participated in these delightful flirting threads?Oh... uh... that's right. I remember now. Good show. Carry on.

― Aimless (Aimless), Saturday, 23 July 2005 00:00 (nineteen years ago)

Take out your false teeth Ian!

― Truckdrivin' Buddha (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 23 July 2005 00:02 (nineteen years ago)

Can I just hit pause for a sec to ask: which Ian? Ian the ex-Sini of the corseted Victorian avatar? If not, please don't take my disappointment personally, but I do miss his charitable ways.

― Pyth, Saturday, 23 July 2005 00:18 (nineteen years ago)

I only have a cap on my front tooth, silly! I can't get it removed until I'm 21! (Don't worry, it's not really noticable at all. I busted my lip and chipped my front tooth diagonally when I was ten in a skating incident.) xpost

No, I'm definitely not that Ian. This Ian is a socially estranged Floridian musician with an unhealthy obsession with the Situationists, female fin-de-siecle anarchists, and a budding interest in Jean Baudillard.

― Kitten, the body needs it, the body cries out for Ian Riese-Moraine! (Eastern Ma, Saturday, 23 July 2005 00:22 (nineteen years ago)

Now, coucher avec moi!

― Kitten, the body needs it, the body cries out for Ian Riese-Moraine! (Eastern Ma, Saturday, 23 July 2005 00:24 (nineteen years ago)

C'est impossible -- under 21? If there isn't a law against it, there should be. I mean, whatever would we talk about?

― Laurel, Saturday, 23 July 2005 00:44 (nineteen years ago)

Besides the SI, anarchy, and other things you undoubtedly know more about than I do. Erm.

― Laurel, Saturday, 23 July 2005 00:57 (nineteen years ago)

Well, at 21 (once I've finally stopped growing -- possibly) I can finally get a crown on it and I won't have to worry about the cap popping out every few years when I bite into the crust of bread. (First time was pizza crust, second time it popped out was on the crust of a sodding Hawaiian sweet roll.)

― Kitten, the body needs it, the body cries out for Ian Riese-Moraine! (Eastern Ma, Saturday, 23 July 2005 00:58 (nineteen years ago)

Besides the SI, anarchy, and other things you undoubtedly know more about than I do. Erm.

Ooh, I forgot to mention road maps, tropical systems, life, liberty, and the pursuit of hot fucking!

― Kitten, the body needs it, the body cries out for Ian Riese-Moraine! (Eastern Ma, Saturday, 23 July 2005 01:03 (nineteen years ago)

Hey Remy, nice to have you back! But where has all the flirting gone?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Saturday, 23 July 2005 08:29 (nineteen years ago)

I know it's not Friday, but I am at work and bored and in need of a good flirt. Any takers?

― Mädchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 16:34 (nineteen years ago)

Je te fais un petit bisou, Mädchen, car t'es toute mignonne.

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

Oh man, I thought I had totally crashed and burned. Merci, cheri.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

This may wellbe like throwing gasoline on a fire...

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 16:58 (nineteen years ago)

chaud?

― Mädchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 17:00 (nineteen years ago)

Il n'y a pas de quoi, ma belle. Je t'assure que c'est mon plaisir.

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 17:01 (nineteen years ago)

im bored at work, too - i made a to-do list today of 8 items, three of which I have completed, and the other 5 I cannot do until other people do their jobs first - SO, HELLO BOREDOM!

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 17:01 (nineteen years ago)

Chaudissime. Comme je les aime.

xpost

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 17:01 (nineteen years ago)

Merde, il faut que je travaille. Mais je reviens, je te promets.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 17:20 (nineteen years ago)

Je t'attendrai. C'est inouï comme ce 'travail' dérange mes divertissements.

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

Someone please help me get through the last hour and so of Friday work. Nude or seminude photos appreciated.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 29 July 2005 12:16 (nineteen years ago)

Ciao bello. Non ho una macchina fotografica qui. Che peccato!

― Mädchen (Madchen), Friday, 29 July 2005 12:21 (nineteen years ago)

Woke up to the sound of pouring rain
The wind would whisper and I’d think of you
And all the tears you cried, that called my name
And when you needed me I came through

I paint a picture of the days gone by
When love went blind and you would make me see
I’d stare a lifetime into your eyes
So that I knew you were there for me
Time after time you were there for me

Remember yesterday - walking hand in hand
Love letters in the sand - I remember you
Through the sleepless nights and every endless day
I’d wanna hear you say - I remember you

We spend the summer with the top rolled down
Wished ever after would be like this
You said I love you babe, without a sound
I said I’d give my life for just one kiss
I’d live for your smile and die for your kiss

Remember yesterday - walking hand in hand
Love letters in the sand - I remember you
Through the sleepless nights and every endless day
I’d wanna hear you say - I remember you

We’ve had our share of hard times
But that’s the price we paid
And through it all we kept the promise that we made
I swear you’ll never be lonely

Woke up to the sound of pouring rain
Washed away a dream of you
But nothing else could ever take you away
’cause you’ll always be my dream come true
Oh my darling, I love you

Remember yesterday - walking hand in hand
Love letters in the sand - I remember you
Through the sleepless nights and every endless day
I’d wanna hear you say - I remember you

― Lupton Pitman (Chris V), Friday, 29 July 2005 12:23 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.helsinki.fi/jarj/media/valokuvat/sinnair/images/IMG_1437.JPG

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 29 July 2005 13:12 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.helsinki.fi/jarj/media/valokuvat/sinnair/images/P1010189.JPG

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 29 July 2005 13:13 (nineteen years ago)

xpost
she looks rum!

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Friday, 29 July 2005 13:14 (nineteen years ago)

Ol' Dirty Spiderman

― tissp! (the impossible shortest specia), Friday, 29 July 2005 13:14 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.helsinki.fi/jarj/media/valokuvat/sinnair/images/P1010156.JPG

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 29 July 2005 13:14 (nineteen years ago)

Ciao bello. Non ho una macchina fotografica qui. Che peccato!

Che peccato per noi sopra di tutto.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 29 July 2005 14:05 (nineteen years ago)

Ecco il signor White! Il nostro venerdi non sarebbe lo stesso senza lui.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Friday, 29 July 2005 14:12 (nineteen years ago)

mamma mia!

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 29 July 2005 14:16 (nineteen years ago)

im bored, and its only 9:20 am :/ :/ :/

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 29 July 2005 14:20 (nineteen years ago)

Né senza la tua belezza anche, carina Mädchen.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 29 July 2005 14:22 (nineteen years ago)

That's a bit early for the old flirting game, Mandee

― tissp! (the impossible shortest specia), Friday, 29 July 2005 14:23 (nineteen years ago)

Cosa c'e, Lauren? Non stai male, spero? O forse stai pensando delle fotografie della Madchen che non vedremo :(

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 29 July 2005 14:24 (nineteen years ago)

*Piange*

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 29 July 2005 14:30 (nineteen years ago)

spiderman, where are you coming from? nobody knows who you are!

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 29 July 2005 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

does anybody wanna spritzer zie dootsch instead?

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 29 July 2005 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

Ich habe prima genitalia.

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Friday, 29 July 2005 15:48 (nineteen years ago)

That sounds suspiciously like douche spritzing, Mandee, and, I think, one of the most original bits of flirting I've ever heard of.

xpost

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 29 July 2005 15:48 (nineteen years ago)

i aim to please

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 29 July 2005 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

Vorrei un kilo de pomidori per favore?

Do've il castello?

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 29 July 2005 15:52 (nineteen years ago)

jeg kan ikke se tegn pa forfall

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 29 July 2005 15:54 (nineteen years ago)

I am wearing my TIGHT PANTS today.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 29 July 2005 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

I had to put my wallet in my bag because carrying it in my pocket was making my pants UNCOMFORTABLY TIGHT.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 29 July 2005 15:57 (nineteen years ago)

That's right, ladies, TIGHT PANTS and a FAT WALLET.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 29 July 2005 15:58 (nineteen years ago)

One hopes they don't chafe.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 29 July 2005 15:58 (nineteen years ago)

Not as long as I'm FLACCID.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 29 July 2005 15:59 (nineteen years ago)

That's right ladies, TIGHT PANTS, FAT WALLET, and FLACCID.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 29 July 2005 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

i may faint with delight

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 29 July 2005 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

Let me cushion your fall with my GUT.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 29 July 2005 16:01 (nineteen years ago)

you may be the sexiest man alive!

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 29 July 2005 16:07 (nineteen years ago)

May be? Faint praise.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 29 July 2005 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

you misunderstand. mandee's giving him permission. now get out there and get to sexxin!

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 29 July 2005 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

Reporting for duty, sir!

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 29 July 2005 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

Why, hello beautiful!

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 29 July 2005 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

Greetins, sunshines.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 29 July 2005 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

Michael, you look good enough to eat.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 29 July 2005 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

Sphincter leak, Van Der Beek.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 29 July 2005 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

Remy, how are you, handsome?

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 29 July 2005 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

stellar. And you, my darling?

And the sphincter leak comment ... definately on the wrong thread.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 29 July 2005 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

Remy, are you ... handsome?

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 29 July 2005 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

I was hoping so.

I'm doing well, thanks - all the better now that you're back, of course.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 29 July 2005 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

Andrew, you gorgeous creature - how's your day?

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 29 July 2005 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

Luna, you, darling, look as ravishing as ever. I have an evil plan to abduct you and have my way with your body.

xpost

Remy?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 29 July 2005 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, on this thread you gotta wine and dine before you get to "the butt treatment."
xpost

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 29 July 2005 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

my day's pretty good. it's friday. the heat broke a little bit so it's pleasant. and i just got back from walking around downtown listening to crydamour waves II on the headphones and gettin all dreamy. and i'll be off work soon so there'll be more of that and less of sitting here.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 29 July 2005 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

Gosh, this thread is blushworthy. I'm redder than tulip-covered Mars through rose-colored glasses. And you're all too kind. I've got a (hm, hm) private suite in the airport Hyatt, if that's the kind of thing we're all up for. We could crack the minibar and steal the towels, y'know?

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 29 July 2005 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

You said you wouldn't go on a date with me and you want me to come meet you at the airport? Hmph.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 29 July 2005 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

it's a hotel party!

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 29 July 2005 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

I didn't wanna come across as a crepe! But this is the Hyatt, not just some Motel Six nonsense. I've heard tell that this is the way to woo a winsome woman.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 29 July 2005 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

i hope there's shorties up in there remy. not in the mood for no sausage party.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 29 July 2005 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

In that case, I'll come.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 29 July 2005 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

What's in the minibar, Remy? I might be game.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 29 July 2005 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

hi hotties

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 29 July 2005 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

Oh... we got some of those little packages of M & Ms, a few bottles of Los Robles Viejos, some Frapin VIP XO Grande Champagne Cognac, and lots of shorties.

Well ... shorties-ish. All within two standard deviations of average height and one standard deviation of DEAD SEXY.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 29 July 2005 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

Remy, is your last name Martin, because you taste SMOOOOTH and you're making me so DIZZY I might THROW UP.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 29 July 2005 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 29 July 2005 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

we'll be puttin back 8$/bottle bud lites and michelob ultras like they was water (5$/bottle)!!!

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 29 July 2005 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

Nice pants, Nick.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 29 July 2005 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

anyone want to hit the hyatt airport pool and/or hot tub with me?
http://www.internationalmale.com/HanoverAssets/intmale/product_images/p477zz.jpg

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 29 July 2005 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

Sure, Jor El. Let me just put Kal El to bed.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 29 July 2005 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

what is this, international male catalog?

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 29 July 2005 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

Mandee, dear, ignore these cads and come sit next to me. How's things?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 29 July 2005 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

haha, I totally didn't see the thread.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 29 July 2005 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

it's threads, luna. as in check out my. i've got a full-length calfskin duster too. but that's for the club later.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 29 July 2005 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

For the remote possibility that your ankles might get over-dusted?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 29 July 2005 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

Who? Me? I'm doing WONDERFULLY - I have a mere SCRUPLE of work to do before I can leave the office - how are you?

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 29 July 2005 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

I'm fine, thanks, but disappointed to learn you have scruples.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 29 July 2005 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

they aren't contagious

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 29 July 2005 21:13 (nineteen years ago)

Don't worry, I've long been innoculated.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 29 July 2005 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

damn i missed the friday flirtin action. was too busy getting hot and bothered elsewhere.

― dahlin (dahlin), Friday, 29 July 2005 23:11 (nineteen years ago)

well I'm still here!

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 29 July 2005 23:13 (nineteen years ago)

except now I'm leaving. you look beautiful, anyway.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 29 July 2005 23:21 (nineteen years ago)

Can we just skip the flirting and cut straight to the amoral disarmament? I don't know how much more repression I can take!

― When an eel hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a moray! (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 29 July 2005 23:59 (nineteen years ago)

So what time is it where y'all are, sexy creatures? Do I still get to play?

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 30 July 2005 04:17 (nineteen years ago)

Looks like we'll have to wait until next week, Trayce. *le sigh*

― When an eel hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a moray! (Eastern Mantra), Saturday, 30 July 2005 14:01 (nineteen years ago)

It's next week now! Come join us, Tracy!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 5 August 2005 07:29 (nineteen years ago)

Oh geezum I still owe you a snailmail letter, T! I am crap :(

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 5 August 2005 08:11 (nineteen years ago)

anyone want a carrot?

― dahlin (dahlin), Friday, 5 August 2005 11:02 (nineteen years ago)

you got dips for that carrot?

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Friday, 5 August 2005 11:04 (nineteen years ago)

oh yeah baby. you know it. HOTT
(er..... no)

― dahlin (dahlin), Friday, 5 August 2005 11:19 (nineteen years ago)

tut

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Friday, 5 August 2005 11:28 (nineteen years ago)

after watching Craig on Big Brother last night, there is no way that I can find carrots sexy.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 5 August 2005 11:28 (nineteen years ago)

So anyway, hey you lot ;)

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 5 August 2005 11:28 (nineteen years ago)

oooh what did i miss!?
i like carrots. there. i said it!
hi trayce. you're looking lovely today

― dahlin (dahlin), Friday, 5 August 2005 11:31 (nineteen years ago)

HELLO LADEEEEEZ U WANT? A/S/L?

― Come Back Johnny B (Johnney B), Friday, 5 August 2005 11:36 (nineteen years ago)

HELLO LADEEEEEZ U WANT? A/S/L?

if that doesn't get the girls i don’t know what will.

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Friday, 5 August 2005 11:44 (nineteen years ago)

i don't know what will either. but i'm cute!

― bull bum gerry (bulbs), Friday, 5 August 2005 11:46 (nineteen years ago)

Whoo, Trayce and Stacey. Quite a combination for the imagination! Check out my worthwhile freestyle! These mad skillz pay the bills!

― Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement. (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 5 August 2005 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

don't quit your day job darling

― dahlin (dahlin), Friday, 5 August 2005 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

Dahlin, how are you?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 5 August 2005 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

and are you related to former professional hockey player Ulf Dahlin?

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 5 August 2005 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

im bored beyond belief, now.

why is there not more flirting, here?

somebody should e-mail me at work so it looks like i'm doing something

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 5 August 2005 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

Maybe it's just not that kind of day?

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 5 August 2005 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

Oh who am I kidding?

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 5 August 2005 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

FLIRT!

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 5 August 2005 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

oops i skipped out early
hello michael. nice hair

― dahlin (dahlin), Friday, 5 August 2005 22:18 (nineteen years ago)

hi, haven't flirted in a while. who's on aim? anyone?

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 5 August 2005 22:46 (nineteen years ago)

i am! darling007

― dahlin (dahlin), Friday, 5 August 2005 22:49 (nineteen years ago)

add 23 to my username and u got my aim username.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 5 August 2005 22:56 (nineteen years ago)

It's 4 am, does that count?

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 6 August 2005 10:20 (nineteen years ago)

any time is a good time to flirt with lunalicious

― dahlin (dahlin), Saturday, 6 August 2005 14:34 (nineteen years ago)

I worked and missed the flirting. Not that there was very much, it seems.

― Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement. (Eastern Mantra), Saturday, 6 August 2005 17:11 (nineteen years ago)

Nope, I don't think our hearts were in it yesterday.

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 6 August 2005 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

Flirting isn't about hearts, buttercup.

― The Original Jimmy Mod: A Negro (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Saturday, 6 August 2005 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

aww that's a great pet name. buttercup. mmmm

― dahlin (dahlin), Sunday, 7 August 2005 15:02 (nineteen years ago)

I like it, too.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 8 August 2005 06:03 (nineteen years ago)

Oh look, it's 4:00pm BST...

― Anna (Anna), Monday, 8 August 2005 14:01 (nineteen years ago)

oops?

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 8 August 2005 14:08 (nineteen years ago)

he ruined the last thread

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Monday, 8 August 2005 14:20 (nineteen years ago)

HELLO BABY, YOU ENGLISH, YOU WANT GO DISCO, YOU WANT TO BE BOOGIE BEATING BOX BABY, COME BACK TO MY LUXURIES FLAT IN ACTING TOWN?

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 07:56 (nineteen years ago)

take me to the moon and back.

― g-kit (g-kit), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 08:06 (nineteen years ago)

I was trying out my chat-up lines for Ken C's indie disco on Friday. Do you think I have much of a chance?

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 08:11 (nineteen years ago)

it worked on me. shame i'm not going, or you'd totally score.

― g-kit (g-kit), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 08:16 (nineteen years ago)

Gregory, you need to bear in mind that my Alitalia flights do not terminate in Bahrain.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 08:18 (nineteen years ago)

hott

― dahlin (dahlin), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

All is hott in the world o'dahlin

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

oh yes. you know it baby.
and i... i am positively SIZZLIN!

― dahlin (dahlin), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 17:46 (nineteen years ago)

i am provocatively crossing and uncrossing my legs at you.

of course i'm wearing pants, so you might mistake it for just normal leg crossing/uncrossing.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

are you doing it like madonna in that video?

― dahlin (dahlin), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

i want you to justify my love, dahlin.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

!!!

― dahlin (dahlin), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

ok, then

― dahlin (dahlin), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

Saucy.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 18:12 (nineteen years ago)

wipe the drool from your chin, ned old boy. it's ver unbecoming of you. er....

― dahlin (dahlin), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

you guys, we cant flirt everyday at 4pm ET - how will I get any work done?

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

damn
i never get any work done

― dahlin (dahlin), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

Work (wuk)- Slang for sex.

http://www.speakjamaican.com/glossary.html#w

WINK WINK

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

any excuse to mention this: when I holidayed in Jamaica, the hotel had a sign up offering "Lessons in Jamaican Patios".

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

hi, three beers with lunch and no surprise i don't wanna do any work.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

hello? is this thing on?

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

you have to get your beer goggles on before flirting with us? i see how it is.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

that's funny, i need no enticement it seems
does that make me a ho?
(i hope so. i've always secretly wanted the title)

― dahlin (dahlin), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

xpost 0 only you, andrew. because you're male.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

excuses excuses

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

How about a trendy cuddle party?

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

ew!

― ai lien (kold_krush), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

is that a twee form of an orgy?

― dahlin (dahlin), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

ew! = cuddle party

― ai lien (kold_krush), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

it's just gay, but not in the good way.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

It’s four in the morning, the end of december
I’m writing you now just to see if you’re better
New york is cold, but I like where I’m living
There’s music on clinton street all through the evening.

― stewart downes (sdownes), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

I'm not good at flirting, really, but I figure quoting (relatively) random Leonard Cohen lyrics is a good place to start. Women dig him, I gather.

― stewart downes (sdownes), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

clinton street just has expensive restaurants now.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

i've seen pics from cuddle party. they make me shudder and then i throw up in my mouth a little.

and the cohen lyrics don't work for me. they just don't.

― ai lien (kold_krush), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

The lyrics do work better if you hear Lenny chanting them. For a man who could not sing, he sang quite well.

― stewart downes (sdownes), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

Forget the cuddle parties, bring on teh sexing.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

i'm here for you.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

my tongue's here, too.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

Cuddle parties are not remotely gay in the good ol' literal sense.

Where are all the sexy straight men I met in Toronto last weekend?

I looked into Atom Egoyan's Toronto bar on Queen Street and told the natives I was disappointed by the lack of exotic dancers grinding to "Everybody Knows."

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

um.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

I'm a sexy straight man. I've never been to Toronto though.

I would be willing to try grinding to "Everybody Knows", but not in Atom Egoyan's bar.

― stewart downes (sdownes), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

or maybe I'm not. Sexy. I am straight, I'm pretty sure.

― stewart downes (sdownes), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

Sadly, your tongue would need to be here for it to do me any good.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

There's always FedEx

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

luna, i think you need to spell out exactly what you mean by that for all our benefit.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

Fed Ex has never been, and I doubt it ever shall be, involved in my oral sex.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

I mean that I cannot expect someone who is 3000 miles away from me to lick my clit - does that clear it up some?

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

okay, okay. now we're getting somewhere.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

Awww, luna, I've been wanting to lick someone all day!

― Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement. (Eastern Mantra), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

Fed Ex has never been, and I doubt it ever shall be, involved in my oral sex

When you absolutely positively need it...right now. Forget overnight.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

You puzzle me, Ned.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

Er? Don't tell me the old FedEx ad slogan is already totally forgotten.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

PACKAGE for you, madam!

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

It will never be truly dead until everyonw who knew it has forgotten it.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

No, Ned, that's not what I meant... nevahmind.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

Goodness, where do I um... sign?

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

Poor luna. Always needing the sex. Day and night, night and day.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

i use ups, more often.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

Whether near to me, or far
It’s no matter darling where you are
I think of sex
Night and day

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

It's sexy 'cause it's true.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

I think being luna's boyfriend might be the ultimate workout program.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

hi, guys

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

I'd have ROCK HARD... ABS!

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

if they ever ask you if you'd like a tour of the back of their ups truck, DO IT. it's...wild.
xp

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

I do what I can.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

Hello tokyo. *Reaches hands out and gets slapped*

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

Also, how is it that I'm gone for 40 minutes and y'all get on the subject of overnighting oral sex without me?

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

Yup. Jump in, the water's fine!

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

xpost - my tongue brings it out in women.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

"it"

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

CL + IT

cl it

clit!

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

I watch way too much Sesame Street.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

"Moe's Tavern!"
"Yes, I'm trying to reach someone, last name Likket, first name Will, middle initial U."
"Hang on a second..."

― Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement. (Eastern Mantra), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

http://img.getactivehub.com/gv2/custom_images/lehigh_valley_pbs/c_grover_01.JPG

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

I'm actually quite curious now about andrew's love life. It sounds quite unlike any I've heard of.

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

ups guys are hott

― dahlin (dahlin), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

I'm off for an appointment - y'all have fun.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

Kenan is he trying to pull a crossbow bolt out of his head or is he feeling some kind of puppetish endearment?

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

i don't remember there being a clitty monster on sesame street.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

wow. what a tease!

― dahlin (dahlin), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

It's the kind of thing I would have remembered.

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

We are hott, dahlin. I'm thinking of getting mirrors installed on my ceiling, I'm so hot. That's fun even when you're alone.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

C is for clitty that's good enough for me

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

what a good idea, teaching young boys where to find the clitty monster!

― dahlin (dahlin), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

I *think* I remember a Cock Monster on The Electric Company.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

Yay!

I'm shirtless again.

― Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement. (Eastern Mantra), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

Did you learn anything useful, Dr. Morbius?

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

munchmunchmunch COCK! munchmunchmunch

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

cock monster facial:
http://xo.typepad.com/blog/images/cookiemonster.jpg

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

kids, clitty monster lives near the opening of a magical cave surrounded by trees. or occasionally just a thin strip of trees right above the cave. or no trees at all, depending on the chick. is this gross yet?

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

not nearly. tell us more about this cave, and its magical waterfalls.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

well, lil' paunchy, sometimes if c monster and, um, other parts of the cave get really happy, um...

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

The metaphor breaks down quickly.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

when the trees rustle in the breeze, tickling c monster
or when the walls of the cave come in for a nice tight hug
or when some visitors poke their heads in for a visit...

― dahlin (dahlin), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

This is all too precious. I will never fuck again.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

why do i not believe this?

― dahlin (dahlin), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

I learned how to turn it on, how to bring you the power, how to light up the dark of night like the brightest day in a whole new way...

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

Ooh, dahlin! Yum.

― Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement. (Eastern Mantra), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 22:01 (nineteen years ago)

"...But she knows what she's worth
And that's reason why
She's gonna make it
She's got what it takes
You'll appreciate that
She's probably late
But I know
And you know
We all know
She'll have a really good time"

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 22:08 (nineteen years ago)

I approve of your efforts while I was gone, however, I can't get behind the Clit Monster. I'm sorry, no.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 22:57 (nineteen years ago)

Your luna, see, fits neatly with my own.

― Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement. (Eastern Mantra), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 23:28 (nineteen years ago)

One does try.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 00:12 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.epicharmus.com/sexonacracker.jpg

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 00:19 (nineteen years ago)

Charmed, I'm sure.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 00:26 (nineteen years ago)

: )

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 00:27 (nineteen years ago)

Oh me oh my.

― Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement. (Eastern Mantra), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 01:16 (nineteen years ago)

you're evil you are rjg...

― dahlin (dahlin), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 12:50 (nineteen years ago)

You all smell good today. Vanilla extract?

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 12:53 (nineteen years ago)

You're evil; you are RJG.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 12:56 (nineteen years ago)

You all smell good today. Vanilla extract?

Irish Spring.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 13:02 (nineteen years ago)

I've been to a cuddle party in my younger, wilder years (though I'm sure there was no name for such a thing back then). It was indeed twee. I liked it, but probably wouldn't do it nowadays.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 13:09 (nineteen years ago)

As long as the cuddle party wasn't a furry convention.

― Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement. (Eastern Mantra), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 13:48 (nineteen years ago)

don't get me wrong, i like cuddling, but not cuddle parties.

― ai lien (kold_krush), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 14:27 (nineteen years ago)

I understand you, it takes a certain state of mind to attend one. I'm not sure if I possess it anymore either.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 14:41 (nineteen years ago)

If I'm gonna wrap myself around a stranger (and I've been known to), one of us is gonna "get our cookies."

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

don't you get the horn cuddling up to a strange girl?

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

Tuomas is one of them Finns, so no.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 14:58 (nineteen years ago)

what type of person do cuddle parties attract?

― ai lien (kold_krush), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 15:09 (nineteen years ago)

In our case: young (under 20) "experimental" pseudohippie liberals.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

Cuddle parties are bullshit!

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

I still think cuddling is such fun that you shouldn't be afraid of doing it with friends or strangers, if there're no strings attached. But I wouldn't do it in a multiperson party again, one-on-one is nicer. Everyone should have a cuddle buddy!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

Cuddling leads to sin, Tuomas. Everybody knows this. Just say nuo.

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 16:58 (nineteen years ago)

I can't imagine being the host for a cuddle party.

HEY! Everyone! You are invited to my apartment to CUDDLE!

― Kittens Licking Cakes (coco), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 17:00 (nineteen years ago)

what does one serve at a cuddle party? what does one wear?

― dahlin (dahlin), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

cuddlefish duh

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

Come hither! It's almost 4!

― Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement. (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 12 August 2005 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

Well hello handsome...

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 12 August 2005 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

Rah, how delightful to see you! You're looking mightily scrumptious today!

― Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement. (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 12 August 2005 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

And you! A vision!

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 12 August 2005 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

Wanna make out?

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 12 August 2005 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, certainly! *snuggles up to luna*

― Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement. (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 12 August 2005 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

IM TAKING OFF MY BRA

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 12 August 2005 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

I didn't know you sported them!

― Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement. (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 12 August 2005 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

N/A IS IT A FRONT OR BACK CLASP? *DROOL*

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 12 August 2005 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

n/a is so tricky--it's probably a sports bra

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 12 August 2005 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

WAS IST DER CLASP?

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 12 August 2005 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

I want to eat a bra! (Well, figuratively.)

― Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement. (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 12 August 2005 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

'sup bra?

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 12 August 2005 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

i'm going to the bar. anyone need anything?

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 12 August 2005 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, wothehell, a martini, no, a gibson please, andrew. Thanks.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 12 August 2005 21:14 (nineteen years ago)

man, they're straight up outta onions. i got you a chocotini instead.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 12 August 2005 21:19 (nineteen years ago)

chocotini!? Who do you take me for, man?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 12 August 2005 21:21 (nineteen years ago)

just kidding. here's your gibson. just tryin to scare you.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 12 August 2005 21:24 (nineteen years ago)

I WANT A CAPRI SUN W/ A LITTLE BIT OF EVERCLEAR AND A LUCCKY STRIKE!!

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 12 August 2005 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

Mandee, you hellion, you!

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 12 August 2005 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

i still want my capri sun + everclear to be in the shiny pouch, too

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 12 August 2005 21:33 (nineteen years ago)

and how do you suggest we get the everclear into the caprisun? ooh wait. i got it. drink a little of the caprisun. then take a swig of everclear and spit it thru the straw into the remainder.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 12 August 2005 21:39 (nineteen years ago)

eew then i get your spittle

in my drink

oh we'll

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 12 August 2005 21:44 (nineteen years ago)

we'll?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 12 August 2005 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

Eyedropper! Or a tiny funnel. It could take a while, though.

― Laurel, Friday, 12 August 2005 22:54 (nineteen years ago)

*still away in steamy makeout session*

― Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement. (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 12 August 2005 23:14 (nineteen years ago)

Come flirt with me!

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 19 August 2005 17:02 (nineteen years ago)

so...you post here much?

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 19 August 2005 17:14 (nineteen years ago)

Oh.. you know, a little.

You're cute.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 19 August 2005 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

(giggles, twirls hair)

haha i don't think i know how to flirt while sober

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 19 August 2005 17:22 (nineteen years ago)

Well what are you waiting for? Crack open a beer!

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 19 August 2005 17:23 (nineteen years ago)

PET MY BACK HUMP PLEZE.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 19 August 2005 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

Only if you'll rub my stump.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 19 August 2005 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

Is that what you call it?

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 19 August 2005 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

Hi Dere. What's happening? Ohhh, nice hump! Even nicer stump! Where's the beer at?

― Wiggy (Wiggy), Friday, 19 August 2005 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

No, that's actually not what I call it.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 19 August 2005 21:21 (nineteen years ago)

HEHEHEE HI HI HI

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 19 August 2005 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

Thanks for the clarification, Luna. What do you actually call it, then?

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 19 August 2005 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

Hi mandee. Wanna beer? What's that you're wearing?

― Wiggy (Wiggy), Friday, 19 August 2005 21:33 (nineteen years ago)

There are very specific conditions under which I could or would tell you, and these ain't them.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 19 August 2005 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

Ha.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 19 August 2005 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

im wearing a SMOCK

i'd like a zima xxx please

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 19 August 2005 21:39 (nineteen years ago)

Smocks can be hot. Your hair looks great today, Boots.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 19 August 2005 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

actually it looks like a big floppy mess

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 19 August 2005 21:48 (nineteen years ago)

Hmm. How about this: nice rack, mands!

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 19 August 2005 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

Well, it's probably very comfy. Cut the gal some slack, here's your Zima (yeech!) Martini Luna?

― Wiggy (Wiggy), Friday, 19 August 2005 21:52 (nineteen years ago)

Well, it's probably very comfy. Here's your Zima (yeech!) Martini Luna?

― Wiggy (Wiggy), Friday, 19 August 2005 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

"Rack"?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Saturday, 20 August 2005 09:09 (nineteen years ago)

Ah, I googled it... Luna, you're dirty!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Saturday, 20 August 2005 09:11 (nineteen years ago)

But I guess we all knew it. Anyone else want me to write erotic stories to them?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Saturday, 20 August 2005 09:12 (nineteen years ago)

hehehe. googling rack... how sweet.
i still don't own an apron. i want one.
how come shirtless andrew doesn't come here?

― dahlin (dahlin), Saturday, 20 August 2005 10:45 (nineteen years ago)

THERES A SMELL

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 20 August 2005 10:49 (nineteen years ago)

Merry Friday! I saw exposed breasts for the first time in well over a year tonight, yay!

― Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement. (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 26 August 2005 14:10 (nineteen years ago)

Um...don't you have the internet? Or are you posting on ILX through brain waves?

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 26 August 2005 14:15 (nineteen years ago)

Well, I meant in person of course.

― Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement. (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 26 August 2005 14:21 (nineteen years ago)

It's 9 am, but you know, fuck it, gimme a martini, And yes Tuomas, I am dirty... I like to think of it as part of my charm.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 26 August 2005 14:54 (nineteen years ago)

It's definitely part of your charm, Luna, darling.

Would someone be a dear and make me a shaker mary, please?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 26 August 2005 14:58 (nineteen years ago)

IM HUNGOVER AND SMELL OF BEEF AND CHEESE...WHO WANTS SOME.

― Lupton Pitman (Chris V), Friday, 26 August 2005 15:04 (nineteen years ago)

Awww yeah baby...

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 26 August 2005 15:07 (nineteen years ago)

i did not shower today.

― Lupton Pitman (Chris V), Friday, 26 August 2005 15:08 (nineteen years ago)

With the smell of Mr. Beef 'n' Cheese, here, perhaps I'll go for a Bombay Gibson, up, then.

Anybody want to come in the sauna with me this morning and get sweaty?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 26 August 2005 15:13 (nineteen years ago)

Oh my God it's luna -- get naked everybody!

― Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement. (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 26 August 2005 15:33 (nineteen years ago)

Bah, already there, Ian. Our casual Fridays at work are really casual.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 26 August 2005 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

Aw Ian, you flatter me.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 26 August 2005 15:57 (nineteen years ago)

Oh come on, that can't be it...

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 26 August 2005 16:32 (nineteen years ago)

What pretty eyes you have, Luna, carissima, and that sparkle in them makes me weak in the knees.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 26 August 2005 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

I'm very pleased to know that I do. xxpost

― Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement. (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 26 August 2005 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

I didn't shave. but in a good way. Apparently it makes me look "edgy".

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Friday, 26 August 2005 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

I assume you're talking about those lovely gams of yours again, adam.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 26 August 2005 17:00 (nineteen years ago)

nipples?

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Friday, 26 August 2005 17:02 (nineteen years ago)

Shit! Forgot about them again. Sorry, bro. Maybe if you wore one of those shelf bras to make them more prominent I'd forget them less easily.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 26 August 2005 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

I've got a couple if you want to borrow one, Adam.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 26 August 2005 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

No dude, I'm all nippled up. I got nipples like the ice cream man got dairy treats.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Friday, 26 August 2005 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

so much coffee. oh NO.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Friday, 26 August 2005 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

Boy, will Mrs. Adam be surprised when he gets home... but he can always retrort that he put the chicken in on time and all will probably be fine.

I just had a double espresso. I feel like an ADD kid.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 26 August 2005 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 26 August 2005 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

I am saying the fucking stupidest things on ILX this morning. I think I need a break!

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Friday, 26 August 2005 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

welcome to my world, adam.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 26 August 2005 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

I just got called creepy!

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Friday, 26 August 2005 17:35 (nineteen years ago)

Well, if it isn't one of the three comely Wright sisters. How's tricks, Mandee?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 26 August 2005 17:35 (nineteen years ago)

You're not creepy, you're creeeeeeeeepy.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 26 August 2005 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

I've been wondering, does this thread split the difference between TITTWIS and the Horny Commiseration Thread?

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 26 August 2005 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

Being called creepy totally creeped me out!

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Friday, 26 August 2005 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

I don't want to be creepy! I want to leave that to Ian Riese-Moraine!

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Friday, 26 August 2005 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

I've been wondering, does this thread split the difference between TITTWIS and the Horny Commiseration Thread?

It has some of the same lurkers... OOPS! ::runs away::

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 26 August 2005 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

Hey! I don't want to be creepy, either! I want to leave THAT to oops and Garu G!

― Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement. (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 26 August 2005 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

I just got called creepy!

Where and by whom? If there's anything that you're not, Adam, it's creepy and that's not flirting but the honest truth.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 26 August 2005 17:41 (nineteen years ago)

i'll be the creep around here

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 26 August 2005 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

Not at all, Mandee. You just don't have it in you.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 26 August 2005 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

Hello flirting thread! I'm kind of new to this, but I like the way you smile.

― mike h. (mike h.), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

i'm creepy. y'all didn't even see me over here in the shadows voyeurizing your asses.
hi, mike. saw you but you didn't see me! heh heh heh.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

Bah, already there, Ian. Our casual Fridays at work are really casual.

Uh, andrew, why do you think I got naked? I got bucket o' crazy amounts of creep, dude.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

ok, so I'm 45 minutes early, but don't we all need a break from seriousness of the devastation and imagery of NOL? I need a drink!

― Wiggy (Wiggy), Friday, 2 September 2005 21:17 (nineteen years ago)

It's good to know that some of us still have the capability to flirt despite feeling ineffably mortified by events along the north-central Gulf coast.

― Ian Riese-Moraine: Let this bastard out, and you'll get whiplash! (Eastern Mantr, Friday, 2 September 2005 21:20 (nineteen years ago)

Hi Wiggy. My, aren't you looking fetching today. What's your poison?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 2 September 2005 21:26 (nineteen years ago)

Why thanx, M. I'd love an ice cold cosmo, do we have the ingredients?

― Wiggy (Wiggy), Friday, 2 September 2005 21:40 (nineteen years ago)

Do we? Of course we do. Absolut, OK?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 2 September 2005 21:52 (nineteen years ago)

Ian, can I get you something to take the edge off? It's been a rough couple of days, hasn't it? Come sit down and we'll see if we can cheer you up. M. is just off fetching me a cosmo and will be back momentarily.

― Wiggy (Wiggy), Friday, 2 September 2005 21:53 (nineteen years ago)

Absolut? Absolutley! Ian needs something, but I'm not sure what yet. He's been affected quite badly by this gulf coast horror.

― Wiggy (Wiggy), Friday, 2 September 2005 21:55 (nineteen years ago)

As have we all. Here's your cosmo, Wiggy. Enjoy.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 2 September 2005 22:01 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, nice touch with the lime garnish! What's that you're drinking?

― Wiggy (Wiggy), Friday, 2 September 2005 22:06 (nineteen years ago)

Awww, merci. I'll just have a Jamaican Ginger Beer while I try to find another means of volunteering that doesn't result in me being held back from New Orleans by FEMA while officers blockade the city even though Chertoff says that the Red Cross won't make people evacuate from that dirty hellhole.

― Ian Riese-Moraine: Let this bastard out, and you'll get whiplash! (Eastern Mantr, Saturday, 3 September 2005 14:40 (nineteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

Hi honey, I'm home.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 30 September 2005 16:31 (nineteen years ago)

Buongiorno!

― Mädchen (Madchen), Friday, 7 October 2005 14:41 (nineteen years ago)

Bellissima! Come stai?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 7 October 2005 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

Sto bene, grazie. Tu?

― Mädchen (Madchen), Friday, 7 October 2005 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

Ça va. C’est bientôt le weekend. (Ça ne te derange pas que je parle plutôt français, j’espère. Mon italien est qulque peu ‘rouillé’.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 7 October 2005 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

Does one have to speak a foreign language to flirt? I suspect you are all more sexy than I am in this regard.

― Paranoid Spice (kate), Friday, 7 October 2005 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

Back from naval gazing, are we kate? Since my first language was gibberish, I consider English to be a foreign language sometimes, though I rather doubt that makes me sexy.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 7 October 2005 14:58 (nineteen years ago)

Ca ne me derange pas du tout. Cependant le weekend est deja commence et il faut que je te quitte. A la prochaine!

(All yours, Kate)

― Mädchen (Madchen), Friday, 7 October 2005 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

Bisous, Mädchen. Divertiti.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 7 October 2005 15:04 (nineteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

Versatile?

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 28 October 2005 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

what, just cuz you said "versatile" and flirt with me for 5 minutes you're gonna act like you deserve to take me home?!!! where do you think we are, CHICAGO?!!!*

*see other thread

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 28 October 2005 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

Hey where my beeyotches at?

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 4 November 2005 04:50 (nineteen years ago)

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 4 November 2005 04:55 (nineteen years ago)

right here.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 4 November 2005 04:56 (nineteen years ago)

and?

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 4 November 2005 04:58 (nineteen years ago)

"squirmy"!

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 4 November 2005 04:58 (nineteen years ago)

And, its friday, and I'm hot, and you all know it.

Also, I love youse all. Lets have a giant FAP on some carribean island.

xpost well.. you know! Dont make it sound sordid! ;P

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 4 November 2005 04:59 (nineteen years ago)

i thought that was our "special word," trayce.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 4 November 2005 04:59 (nineteen years ago)

Busted :(

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 4 November 2005 05:01 (nineteen years ago)

I think right now I am having an "suddenly I understand men" moment.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 4 November 2005 05:02 (nineteen years ago)

i suppose you like being naughty.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 4 November 2005 05:02 (nineteen years ago)

Who me? Whatever gave you that idea.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 4 November 2005 05:05 (nineteen years ago)

*watches*

― gear (gear), Friday, 4 November 2005 05:05 (nineteen years ago)

Gear likes to watch.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 4 November 2005 05:11 (nineteen years ago)

why is that not surprising?

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 4 November 2005 05:12 (nineteen years ago)

Hahah yeah I was thinking of the whole couch thing and.. ew, wait, I'm not linking this lovely thread with that! =)

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 4 November 2005 05:15 (nineteen years ago)

(..)

― gear (gear), Friday, 4 November 2005 05:16 (nineteen years ago)

See this is what I get for living in a stupid time zone :( Everyones asleep :(

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 4 November 2005 05:24 (nineteen years ago)

Nope.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 4 November 2005 05:25 (nineteen years ago)

(.) (.)
-

― gear (gear), Friday, 4 November 2005 05:25 (nineteen years ago)

TITS.JPG

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 4 November 2005 05:36 (nineteen years ago)

we're waiting.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 4 November 2005 05:36 (nineteen years ago)

MSN?

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 4 November 2005 05:38 (nineteen years ago)

Us pervos are still awake and perving it up!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 4 November 2005 05:52 (nineteen years ago)

Oh now you appear Thermo ;P I have to go to the pub, now. You owe me one! Or three. Or um. Heh.

*blows kisses at everyone*

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 4 November 2005 05:56 (nineteen years ago)

(possibly back later. Very drunk. Maybe.)

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 4 November 2005 05:58 (nineteen years ago)

Alas I will most likely have perved myself out by then.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 4 November 2005 06:02 (nineteen years ago)

See now I'm back drunk and.. ahhr bugger.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 4 November 2005 14:43 (nineteen years ago)

I expect to get drunk tonight too and hopefully experience some real-life flirting.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 4 November 2005 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

I give decent massages.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 4 November 2005 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

Well, hello there.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Friday, 4 November 2005 15:07 (nineteen years ago)

Hello, Mädchen, my beauty. How are you this morning?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 4 November 2005 15:29 (nineteen years ago)

Very well, thank you. I am flying to London tonight for some JAZZ.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Friday, 4 November 2005 15:32 (nineteen years ago)

Are you well? How rude of me to forget to ask!

― Mädchen (Madchen), Friday, 4 November 2005 15:32 (nineteen years ago)

I expect to get drunk tonight too and hopefully experience some real-life flirting

me to, i WILL be flirting. but if i get anywhere, that'll be another story.

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Friday, 4 November 2005 15:36 (nineteen years ago)

I'm fine, Mädchen. Thanks for asking. Who are you going to hear?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 4 November 2005 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, me lap is empty.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 4 November 2005 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

Heyyy, Alfred. Seen the gamekeeper?

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 11 November 2005 21:08 (nineteen years ago)

Lost weight?

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 18 November 2005 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

Is that one of your lines, Dr. M? Really!

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 18 November 2005 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

Only here.

Normally I let "the other" speak first. I'm bait, baby.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 18 November 2005 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

SATURDAY.

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 26 November 2005 08:33 (nineteen years ago)

you know if people are engaging with you at all, that is a sign they like you on some level.

In our cathartic "Actually, blount..." thread, I so felt the signals from Ally here (headed toward our eventual Design for Living style love-in w/ her man).

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 2 December 2005 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

Are you Frederic March or Gary Cooper?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 2 December 2005 21:20 (nineteen years ago)

Dunno, it's been too long. I was thinking of the uncensored pansexuality of the play, tho! (which I've never read or seen. of course)

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 2 December 2005 21:25 (nineteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

This is my last flirting day of 2005. wooooooooof

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 December 2005 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

Better make the most of it.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 28 December 2005 21:42 (nineteen years ago)

i could go for a flirt right now.

so uh, what do(does) you(anyone) do for kicks?

― nein Socken (nein Socken), Wednesday, 28 December 2005 23:08 (nineteen years ago)

Anyone?

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 7 January 2006 00:37 (nineteen years ago)

I'm game...

― Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Saturday, 7 January 2006 00:46 (nineteen years ago)

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 7 January 2006 00:48 (nineteen years ago)

Oh it's nice to know that some things never change...

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 7 January 2006 00:50 (nineteen years ago)

oh, luna

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Saturday, 7 January 2006 00:51 (nineteen years ago)

Constancy, sweetheart... sweet, sweet constancy....

― Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Saturday, 7 January 2006 00:51 (nineteen years ago)

And here I was thinking I'd be flirting on my own.

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 7 January 2006 00:52 (nineteen years ago)

Hardly, dear. What fun would that be? Besides, all I have to do right now is for the fire to get hot enough for the water to boil...

― Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Saturday, 7 January 2006 00:53 (nineteen years ago)

Oh it's hot...

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 7 January 2006 00:56 (nineteen years ago)

Been tending to it carefully, have you?

― Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Saturday, 7 January 2006 00:56 (nineteen years ago)

jimmy mod, are you filming this?!?

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Saturday, 7 January 2006 00:59 (nineteen years ago)

Should I be?

― Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Saturday, 7 January 2006 01:00 (nineteen years ago)

YES

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Saturday, 7 January 2006 01:00 (nineteen years ago)

Of course I have - I make it my business to pay close... attention.

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 7 January 2006 01:00 (nineteen years ago)

I'm glad someone is... sometimes I let my mind wander and lose control of the situation...

― Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Saturday, 7 January 2006 01:03 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, see, I like being in control.

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 7 January 2006 01:05 (nineteen years ago)

See, I thought I did too... then I learned it's best to just take things as they come...

― Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Saturday, 7 January 2006 01:06 (nineteen years ago)

is it good or bad flirting form to ask what's up with spencer (sp?) these days?

xp probably bad

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Saturday, 7 January 2006 01:06 (nineteen years ago)

*fetches the mood ruiner whuppin' stick*

― Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Saturday, 7 January 2006 01:07 (nineteen years ago)

As they come... yes...

(Spencer is good, got a psp and a bike for Christmas and if he's not playing with one, he's riding the other - starts back to school Monday, and remains unamused by that fact)

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 7 January 2006 01:08 (nineteen years ago)

Unless they don't come at all...

― Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Saturday, 7 January 2006 01:09 (nineteen years ago)

y'all are looking mighty toothsome today

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 7 January 2006 01:09 (nineteen years ago)

(i have decided to replace "fine" with "toothsome" in my lexicon, and am testing it out)

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 7 January 2006 01:09 (nineteen years ago)

(file 'toothsome' with 'titgear')

― Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Saturday, 7 January 2006 01:10 (nineteen years ago)

now who wants to ride my psp?

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 7 January 2006 01:11 (nineteen years ago)

Not coming at all is not an option.

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 7 January 2006 01:12 (nineteen years ago)

poor spencer and school.

um, no jimmy mod, not the stick?

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Saturday, 7 January 2006 01:13 (nineteen years ago)

i'd rather play with your bike

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Saturday, 7 January 2006 01:13 (nineteen years ago)

xxp

Agreed... But this is one of those days lazy days where I'd rather put it off as long as possible...

― Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Saturday, 7 January 2006 01:14 (nineteen years ago)

I got yer bike right he... oh nevermind.

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 7 January 2006 01:16 (nineteen years ago)

dag, i suck at this. carry on, flirters

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Saturday, 7 January 2006 01:17 (nineteen years ago)

Does it have a shock absorbing suspension and a sturdy set of handlebars?

― Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Saturday, 7 January 2006 01:18 (nineteen years ago)

No, but I do... (*rimshot*)

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 7 January 2006 01:22 (nineteen years ago)

Only when done up in pigtails, right?

― Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Saturday, 7 January 2006 01:22 (nineteen years ago)

Right.

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 7 January 2006 01:23 (nineteen years ago)

Better use the VO5 then, riding gets rough over the peaks and valleys...

― Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Saturday, 7 January 2006 01:24 (nineteen years ago)

Jimmy Mod I have a question

― gear (gear), Saturday, 7 January 2006 01:27 (nineteen years ago)

Not now honey, the grownups are talking...

― Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Saturday, 7 January 2006 01:28 (nineteen years ago)

are you a mod i.e. british 60s chap or a moderator for this forum

― gear (gear), Saturday, 7 January 2006 01:29 (nineteen years ago)

neither!

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Saturday, 7 January 2006 01:30 (nineteen years ago)

I'm no moderator, but this thread is getting off topic.

― Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Saturday, 7 January 2006 01:32 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, get this thread back to getting off

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 7 January 2006 01:37 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

It's not Friday afternoon, it's Saturday night, but I'm drunk and I want to flirt with a cute girl. Hello! Wow, you look fantastic.

― JimD (JimD), Sunday, 22 January 2006 03:26 (nineteen years ago)

two months pass...

How 'bout a good hatefuck?

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 14 April 2006 18:47 (nineteen years ago)

two years pass...

http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/8746/hoooozo2.gif

― am0n, Thursday, 5 June 2008 17:21 (seventeen years ago)

six months pass...

C is for clitty that's good enough for me

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Tuesday, August 9, 2005 4:04 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark

― shit zoo (PappaWheelie V), Monday, 8 December 2008 09:30 (sixteen years ago)

a FLIRTING thread?

This could turn disastrously embarrassing paired with alcohol...

― Nomi Malone and Her Bloodstains (Stevie D), Monday, 8 December 2008 17:16 (sixteen years ago)

How 'bout a good hatefuck?

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, April 14, 2006 2:47 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Ron Polarik, PhD (and what), Monday, 8 December 2008 17:21 (sixteen years ago)

(Also, I'm a wee bit drunk, and might just regret this tomorrow.)

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, July 15, 2005 7:42 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark

― shit zoo (PappaWheelie V), Monday, 8 December 2008 17:28 (sixteen years ago)

Well, I'm up again.

(I thought I'd be ashamed of myself when I wake up and read this thread, but I'm not. Maybe I'm really turning into a slut.)

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Saturday, July 16, 2005 5:43 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark

― shit zoo (PappaWheelie V), Monday, 8 December 2008 17:28 (sixteen years ago)

Stop this.

― TOMBOT, Monday, 8 December 2008 18:36 (sixteen years ago)

;-) <------ flirty wink

― beyonc'e (max), Monday, 8 December 2008 18:38 (sixteen years ago)

no YOU stop, tombot

;-)

― omar little, Monday, 8 December 2008 18:41 (sixteen years ago)

who was that moran posting with my name a few years ago?

ugh.

― andrew m., Monday, 8 December 2008 20:01 (sixteen years ago)

i appreciate this thread for reminding me how far i've come in 3 years

― homosexual II, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 23:44 (sixteen years ago)

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