Brit Tabloids - Why?

Message Bookmarked
Bookmark Removed
About six years in the UK, and to misquote Elvis Costello, I used to be amused and now I'm just disgusted. The red-tops - pernicious, moronic, and hypocritical - what is the deal? Do people actually take these things seriously? Who reads this shit? (Obviously everybody, but...) I'd like some UK natives to explain the appeal of this mindless toilet paper, and reassure me that nobody's actual opinions are being formed by it.

I love the agony columns tho

tarden, Saturday, 14 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I find it hard to understand. I have never encountered papers like this in any other western european country (russia's got them in spades but only in the sport nat. enquirer mode). There are plenty of papers with odious politics in europe, but none I can think of the same kind of muck raking purience. Admittedly this happens in glossy magazines but I've not seen it in a european daily.

Ed, Saturday, 14 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

The New York Post, The entire sun chain in Canada . Its for lads who liek tits, sports and a bit of the ultraviolence .

anthony, Saturday, 14 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Not owned by a certain Mr Murdoch are they?

Ed, Saturday, 14 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

The Post is, the sun is whatever the canuck equivlent is.

anthony, Saturday, 14 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Here if they're not owned by him they're owned by the publisher of such estemed magazines as Nude Readers wives and asian babes. the other two are owned by a rightwing trust and the last one was owned by an embezzler and I'm not quite sure who owns it now.

The middle market tabloids are much more sedicious than the low brow ones. i recon the mail must have caused its fair share of anorexia and bulemia for a start. It also seems to be very homophobic given its coverage of Portillo in the last week. This man ought to be the darling of the mail but instead because he admitted to 'homosexual experiences' whilst at university he is utterly reviled.

I get upset by how much these papers sell, but also I doubt the influence they really have over some matters.

Ed, Saturday, 14 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

An interesting point of note is that both the mail and express were established by members of the aristocracy, or at least owned for a considerble time by, Lord Hollick and Viscount Rothermere. Seems to be a kind of suspicious lets keep the masses in order motive behind these titles

Ed, Saturday, 14 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I forget the exact figures, but even deep into the heart of the Eighties the vast majority of Sun Readers were Labour supporters. So I'm not sure if they are as influential, in big P Political Matters, as they would like to believe.

It's difficult to say whether certain mass hysterias (Bulger Murder Vengeance, last year's paedophile witchhunts) have been fanned by the Tabs or not. Certainly they contribute, but these things have happened throughout history, before Gutenberg etc etc.

The lovely thing about the Tabs, though, is their Great Historical Contribution to the Soap Opera of British Life, which is indupitably CLASSIC.

stevie t, Saturday, 14 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

The statistic about most Sun readers voting Labour is true, but was it not also the case that a significant proportion of those Labour voters thought that the Sun's views were broadly similar to those of the Labour party?

Richard Tunnicliffe, Saturday, 14 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Read _Scoop_ by Forster (at least I think it was Forster -- if not, Waugh) and enjoy how little seems to have changed over time...

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 14 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Tabs: Express = Mail = Mirror = Sun? Surely not...

Always intrigues me when the Sun's political editor is featured eg on Channel 4 news (Trevor something?): balding, bearded, thoughtful, scholarly — by no evident means a "sun reader". Isn't alot of its appeal that it dishes it cheekily out to the Libs and the Nobs and the Snobs = what *it* wd call "the establishment" = well-heeled do-gooder foax who from a v. safe distance are likely to argue that eg clearly released p//philes should of course be housed on this or that faraway council estate, and not in Hampstead Garden Sub*rb, and only a yahoo cd possibly think differently. (eg UK Tabloidism is a PRODUCT of the worst comfortably patronising weaknesses of UK BROADSHEET ELITISM etc etc...)

ps B•shell has just been kicked off the Sun.

pps What wd I think if a p//phile was housed in my block (where as it happens no children currently live — tho many live in the square...)? I wouldn't head up a cartoon Frankenstein-village mob with rages and burning torches, but would I sign a petition? I don't know. I don't want ever to have to make the choice, y'know? And if forced to, how easy wd it be for someone to exploit my resentment at being forced to?

mark s, Saturday, 14 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

rages = rakes, but works just as well except grammatically

mark s, Saturday, 14 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Its Waugh.

Ed, Saturday, 14 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Possible A-level cliche here, but I think the Mail is much worse than the Sun. Its blend of intolerance, aspirational snobbery, genuflection to the old establishment, nostalgia for the good old days and obsession with MBS new age bollocks manages to pull together so much that I hate about this country in one convenient package.

Richard Tunnicliffe, Saturday, 14 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

richard, of course the mail is worse than the sun. the mail is the worst of them all, i was always surprised that robin focuses on the telegraph as the worse (thats irrelevant and fuddyduddy). the mail makes my skin crawl

gareth, Saturday, 14 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

C'mon not just the NY Post, but the other NY tabloid too, whose name I ferget. Express?

Sterling Clover, Saturday, 14 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Mark S - Sun's political editor = Trevor Kavanagh, sometimes touted as "most powerful political journalist in Britain". May appear scholarly/thoughtful but is EXTREME right-wing monster - deeply Eurosceptic and 'brains' behind the 'Gay Labout Mafia' scare story the Sun ran a few years ago abt Mandelson, Chris Smith etc. etc.

Andrew L, Saturday, 14 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I thoroughly agree with that last post.

I fear that Stevie's reference to the 'beautiful thing about the tabloids / soap opera of UK life' is just going too far. I think I know what you mean, Stevie, but... actually I think that the stuff you're on about is abysmal.

the pinefox, Sunday, 15 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Yes, I didn't mean to downplay TK's sinisterness so much UP-play the Sun's manipulative cynicism. It is NOT put together by a staff consisting of Bubble, Gazza and Caesar the Geezer: but it plays towards the reader's self-image of self as equiv to such figures.

(Gay-mafia ploy = a damp squib at the time, and was shelved. However formation of new govt = gay-free: what's that abt? We quickly reach choppy waters: is the return of Mandelson a post-Stonewall triumph?)

mark s, Sunday, 15 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Madleson was a definate nogoodnik and its got nothing to do with the fact that he was gay. Also that acceptance speach at the election was a moment of pure beatiful insanity. Shame about chris smith though, he was the perfect culture secretary, in that he was fairly cultured, a music lover and art collector. they say he was offed because of the wembeley stadium debacle but that was hardly his fault. So that one's a bit sinister.

Ed, Sunday, 15 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Nick Brown is also gay, I believe: did he get another cabinet post after Margaret Beckett took over his role as agriculture secretary (with widened / altered remit though I can't recall the exact details)?

Gareth: the reason why I focus on the Telegraph is that I live in one of the places over which it claims cultural sovereignty: broadly the Torygraph = shire Conservatism / the Mail = middle-class suburban Conservatism / the Sun = less strictly party-political prole suburban Conservatism now edging towards nu-lab (but not as much as it might: the Tories regained 3 seats in Essex last month). The 'Graph doesn't claim to "speak for the people" of Bradford or north London, so no wonder you find it irrelevant. It's only relevant if you're one of those people whose cultural choices it would seek to restrict, and I think my location makes me so.

But the Boy of Badgers is right about the unspeakable Mail. No other paper makes me feel physically sick simply through touching a copy.

Robin Carmody, Sunday, 15 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Is there something wrong with me that I've never actually bought one? I would say that I'd never actually read one, but I did manage to read one I found on the seat of a train home from Essex one time.

I was very disappointed when I found out that the News of the World was not related to the Weekly World News. Now the WWN is a tabloid I can actually understand and enjoy. Considering that the WWN is actually a parody of the right wing "of the people" opinions espoused by other tabloids in things like "My America by Ed Anger".

And the saga of Batboy. Batboy is far more interesting than ANY member of the royal family.

masonic boom, Monday, 16 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Ed Anger is fuckign classic. When we have dinner parties we read anger cloumns. Its a much better ice breaker then charades. Although i also love Ted Byfeild. Who is this pyschotic religous nut who founded a magazine called Alberta Report. It is realyl diffucult to explain. It manages to have a homosexuals are ruling the world refrence in every issue. I have to find a website.

anthony, Monday, 16 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

The cynicism in tabloid journalism is highlighted when you check salaries: the worse the paper, the higher the pay.

chris, Monday, 16 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

http://report.ca/
includes the immortal can gays be cured
aorry i do not know how to imbed links

anthony, Monday, 16 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Why has noone mentioned the World's Best Tabloid, Metro? It's grate AND it's free!!!

But I think to be disgusted across the board at tabloids (except the Mail) is a bit dramatic.

Emma, Monday, 16 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I think the reasons people buy tabloids are very complex. There is the ease of reading certainly (vis a vis the shape) coupled with the amount of time it takes to read. You can devour a copy of the Sun in a good fifteen minutes, which happens to be a tea break read. They contain a certain proportion of news, gossip and opinion to leave the reader feeling informed, engaged and entertained. When you consider the amount of News that happens everyday, and place that in a Venn diagram with News that the majority of people are interested in (ie not foreign news generally) then the tabloids do a pretty good job of summarising it.

Metro is a very interesting development in the Tabloid market as it aims to do all the Standard tabloid things in a slightly more concentrated way and without the weight of tradition on it. Traditional tabloids change very slowly as they are scared of offending or frightening off their audience. Metro is bright breezy and appears to have the IQ of a five year old - which makes it most amusing. It also wants you to buy the Mail and Evening Standard that day which is less amusing.

Pete, Monday, 16 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Metro is grate, cos I can do its cryptic crossword without my brane overheating.

Richard Tunnicliffe, Monday, 16 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I like Metro because they called us something funny in their listings... can't rememeber what it was, but they're very snide. They did call the Dandy Warhols "Hormonally over-overcharged dronerockers" or something hysterical like that.

masonic boom, Monday, 16 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Pete's point about the shape of a tabloid is interesting, as it is often the reason given by tabloid readers for reading them, as in "I don't have time to read a big (ie, broadsheet) newspaper" or "I can't fold it on the train". Surely the way to find out if this is true or not is to launch a paper with broadsheet style writing which just happened to be in tabloid format (with a few extra pages). Would it catch on? I'd imagine that it would, with a genuine gap in the market to fill, like the Independent (er, it's independent) and unlike Today (it's in colour, big deal).

If it didn't sell, then it would suggest a difference between the reasons given by tabloid readers for doing so and the real reasons. I have heard it said that it is more difficult to write for a tabloid than a broadsheet and if "Trevor something" on C4 News is typical that would appear to be the case - not if the Garry Bushells of this world are more common than the Trevors, however!

MarkH, Monday, 16 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Also tabloids are cheaper. I mean the Sun is about 25p or something and the Guardian, Indy etc are about 45p. It all adds up, y'know. Take care of the pennies etc. etc.

Emma, Monday, 16 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Well if the pound can look after itself why do The Sun and William Hague keep banging on about saving it?

Tabloid Independent, now there is an idea.... Broadsheets of course are full of endless so called analysis which keep them going. There really is only so much news as BBC News 24 have found out to their cost.

Pete, Monday, 16 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

You know I probably wrote that Dandys description - and yours if it was positive-funny. We supply the Going Out section in Metro and in fact (yet more boasting it's one of those days) I launched it and sorted out all their fonts for that bit and stuff.

We had a big scary meeting with my editor, our managing editor, their chief sub and their editor. During the meeting my flies came undone and... hold on I think I've told this story.

chris, Monday, 16 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Those are *yours*, Chris? No wonder they're always so funny then.

masonic boom, Monday, 16 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Gaurdian in Union shop=15p. Isn't student life great.

Very suspicous of metro because, as already pointed out, stories come from the Mail. London could do with a citywide daily to go up against the standard, the manchester evening news would be a good model. Could do with some views from the left in the evening. However the standard seems mainly to be bought by commuters from the more tory home counties. Does anyone who lives in london proper buy it? Actualy to be fair I used to buy it now and then on the way home from work and it used to make me very irate.

Ed, Monday, 16 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

It's true that the Standard is a Rag, a low-rent Mail. But Metro is more interesting in a way. Leaving aside the cultural phenomenology of the free paper for the time being -

1. its stories seem to come from a general news source / feeding off anything they can find, judging from the resemblance of their stories and the Guardian's.

2. The 60-second interviews are unusually good for what they are. They did LLOYD COLE only last month! LLOYD COLE!!!!!

3. And the letters in the Metro are surprising - they seem to be dominated by sarcastic progressives.

the pinefox, Monday, 16 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I've not read metro in a while. The headline on the rome version last time I was there (same logo same metro?) was 'Women: They think of Marriage and Bikinis'.

I'd be interested how the metro thing works

Ed, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I know I think of marriage and bikinis... in about the same way... yeah! I wouldn't be caught DEAD in either one of them! Hah!

masonic boom, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Why does everyone hate the Mail so much? It's not as if you don't know what you're getting. Are all you Mail-haters gluttons for punishment? It's not like Ian Paisley reads the 'Catholic Herald' every day to drive himself into a frenzy - or maybe he does.

tarden, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I believe that Metro in general is pretty much a news source processing machine which uses young journalism graduates as monkeys to slap stuff down. because quality control and general paper style is not that important to them (they have a captive audience after all) it can lead to a great mixture of stories written as if they are aimed at five year olds. Always surprised by the amount of international news by proportion though.

Any newspaper which gave us the story of the fingerknob is a great newspaper in my book (and yet no other paper picked it up. Basically a bloke in Georgia had his knob lopped off so they replaced it with one of his fingers - fitting urinary tract and spunk canal down where the bone would have been. His girlfriend was exceptionally pleased apparently...)

Pete, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Pete just nicked my fingerknob story. You bastard.

I hate the Mail but do not read it. I think what people mean is they hate the mentality of it and most people who read it seem to agree with it in a way that is not necessarily true of the Sun (i.e the allegedly ironiic reading of it).

Emma, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

There is a theory, propounded recently in The Spectator, that the Mail + Telegraph are inflicting serious damage on the Tory Party. Their hard-line euro-scepticism and homophobia has left the Conservatives with little room for manoeuvre, they encouraged Hague to campaign on the agenda he did. Portillo, who at least shows some understanding of the need to change, has been vilified and smeared by them. Stuffed full of self-righteousness they seem utterly unaware how reactionary and irrelevent they have become. The Mail's campaign in favour of retaining Section 28, printed alongside a picture of Portillo, being a case in point.

stevo, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Well, exactly. Hague's weakness was to start doing what they wanted him to do, playing to the gallery, rather than sticking with his original ethos of comprative social tolerance and liberalism.

Ed's point about Evening Standard readers: of course it has an editor who barely spends *any time at all* in London. No wonder it's a travesty of the paper London deserves.

Robin Carmody, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

three years pass...
The Sun made me really happy today.

Daily Mail headline: (somethingsomething) boost for Kerry
Telegraph: Bush prepare victory speech (or something)
Independant: (Bush blah blah Kerry etc.)

The Sun: Kat Has Her Kitten!! - Eastenders star Jessie Wallace (Kat) gives birth to baby girl, and named her Tallulah Lilac.

aw.

The Daily Star was great too - TERRORISTS PLOT TO BLOW UP BECKS! - 13 al-qaeda lunatics arrested for plots to blow up the Bernabeu

ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 14:54 (twenty years ago) link

On July 16th, 2001 I said that broadsheet style papers in a tabloid format were a good idea. And now I'm feeling very happy, coz my ideas were indeed implemented! However, I don't have any idea what impact it has had on sales. I'd love ppl to enlighten me.

MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 20:29 (twenty years ago) link

I thought you brits were supposed to be classy.

trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 20:30 (twenty years ago) link

this was cathy's idea.

RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 20:39 (twenty years ago) link

We're only classy in books.

jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 20:41 (twenty years ago) link

Oh god, I'm so torn.

adam... (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 20:51 (twenty years ago) link

So it's your fault MarkH - I hate tabloid sixed dailys - it's like admitting the tabloids are right.

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 20:52 (twenty years ago) link

The tabloids are right - at least as far as a comfortable size of newspaper to read on the train without battering someone goes.

ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 20:54 (twenty years ago) link

It has had a pretty dramatic effect on The Independent's sales; more than a 20% increase? (someone check the figures) The Times less so, but still an improvement.

Tom May (Tom May), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 20:56 (twenty years ago) link

Practicality is over-rated.

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 21:02 (twenty years ago) link

isn't one of those 2 going tabloid only soon? I think I read that somewhere....

MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 21:21 (twenty years ago) link

the telegraph?

RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 21:24 (twenty years ago) link

no.

MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 22:41 (twenty years ago) link

The Times went tabloid-only just recently, I believe (it was already so up here in Scotland). The Independent, I thought had been for some time.

The Guardian's midi-sized one launches next year, I think.

Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 22:53 (twenty years ago) link

I think The Times only went completely tabloid-only this week, but for the last few months they were only publishing the broadsheet edition in South-East England anyway.

caitlin (caitlin), Thursday, 4 November 2004 08:10 (twenty years ago) link

Anyone seen the front of today's Daily Mail yet? As if I weren't depressed enough already, I'll leave it to you to discover...

Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 4 November 2004 08:40 (twenty years ago) link

no, i don't think i'll be looking for it. it was hard enough today to keep from crying at work.

Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Thursday, 4 November 2004 09:16 (twenty years ago) link

think The Times only went completely tabloid-only this week, but for the last few months they were only publishing the broadsheet edition in South-East England anyway.

This is correct. They said they would continue to run both formats as long as it was financially sustainable, or something like that. That was Thursday last week. They announced on the the Sunday that they were to go fully tabloid, or *ahem* compact.

I don't know if it has been mentioned at all here, but the Guardian has announced it will go to European Broadsheet (slightly smaller) in about 2006 (I think this was to do with pressing equipment and availability or suchlike).

The front of the mail vs Independent this morning makes me think (a) I should buy the Indie more (b) I should really insist my mother stops reading the Mail (I have been trying for years).

3underscore (___), Thursday, 4 November 2004 09:21 (twenty years ago) link

Yes I've now changed my daily paper to the Independent. The front of today's Guardian unsurprisingly does not carry the headline "It was the Guardian wot won it," even though, in more ways than one, it should have done.

Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 4 November 2004 09:27 (twenty years ago) link

The Sun today leads with a big picture of a bikini-clad blonde in a jungle (I'm A Celebrity trailer, naturally) and the devasting WILL YOUNG BURGLED story. There's a much smaller inset with a picture of Kerry with the caption 'Why the long face?'

That Mail front page is beyond depressing.

(Can someone fill me in on this Clarke County thing, I appear to have missed it altogether).

Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 4 November 2004 09:33 (twenty years ago) link

Hahahahahaha!!!

"Family from hell" is an unfortunate thing to put right about that picture. Go Dirty Des!

Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 4 November 2004 09:34 (twenty years ago) link

the front page of the mirror is now my computer wallpaper

Porkpie (porkpie), Thursday, 4 November 2004 09:37 (twenty years ago) link

i cried on the tube this morning reading the newspaper. i'm really glad i hadn't seen that mail front page until now, i think it would've been even worse.

toby (tsg20), Thursday, 4 November 2004 09:43 (twenty years ago) link

the mail made me laugh... 11 states reject gay marriage... religious right send bush to victory.... family values highlighted... america will now completely fuck shit up....

debden, Thursday, 4 November 2004 10:13 (twenty years ago) link

i mean ultimately the mail had no part in bush's victory and they are still out of step and out in the cold as far as british politics go. so fuck them, they're laughable.

debden, Thursday, 4 November 2004 10:17 (twenty years ago) link

If only the Mail were laughing with us, instead of at us.

Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 4 November 2004 10:18 (twenty years ago) link

But think about it:

1. Whenever Bush is told "you have no mandate for this war" he always replies "you forget Tony Blair."

2. Tony Blair being so uncritically and slavishly behind Bush/the war undoubtedly helped to legitimise the whole enterprise and boost Bush's personal ratings in America.

3. Tony Blair is so uncritically and slavishly behind Bush/the war for the same reason he impersonates a Tory Prime Minister the rest of the time - because he is scared that Middle England will boot him out at the next election.

4. And which newspaper is the most stalwart of backbones for "Middle England"? Why, the Daily Mail.

So really it was the Daily Mail wot won it for Bush.

Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 4 November 2004 10:21 (twenty years ago) link

what i thought was odd the other day was the reporting of the hobbit story. the guardian had the story on the front page but sun had the same picture on its inside pages and had a caption box over the little bloke's genitals (whilst the rest of the paper was full of topless 'birds').

koogs (koogs), Thursday, 4 November 2004 10:28 (twenty years ago) link

See also: swearing. The Guardian will happily print "fuck" on its front page; the Sun won't even print "tits" without changing it to "t*ts".

caitlin (caitlin), Thursday, 4 November 2004 10:34 (twenty years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v229/rob_brennan/ilx/times.jpg

robster (robster), Thursday, 4 November 2004 10:35 (twenty years ago) link

This needs posting more:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/newspapers/4_november_2004/img/3.jpg

Porkpie (porkpie), Thursday, 4 November 2004 10:39 (twenty years ago) link

yep, for the reasons you point out marcello, tony blair has lost my vote for ever, even if it means self destructively and irrationally voting fucking tory

debden, Thursday, 4 November 2004 10:41 (twenty years ago) link

Anyone seen the front of today's Daily Mail yet? As if I weren't depressed enough already, I'll leave it to you to discover...

MARCH OF THE MORAL MAJORITY

phew! I thought it was gonna say Kat Slater lost her baby daughter or something!

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 4 November 2004 10:43 (twenty years ago) link

Tony Blair is so uncritically and slavishly behind Bush/the war for the same reason he impersonates a Tory Prime Minister the rest of the time - because he is scared that Middle England will boot him out at the next election.

I disagree with this Marcello - it is pretty much admitted by all quarters that Labour will take the next election. Not necessarily with the comfort of the last (the Lib Dems are aiming at about 80-90 seats, and will probably get quite close), though the key part depends on the Tory performance that doesn't look forthcoming.

Blair's position has now changed - I almost see it that Blair is now more accountable to the Labour party members than to the electorate, mainly as a result of his plan to not stay for a fourth term. The third term is in the bag, and with the majority he will carry the only way for him to be ousted is to lose the Labour party backing. The proximity to Bush may be enough for this in the next few years.

I am actually quite interested to see how Blair and Bush now work. Their motives - neither seeing beyond 2008 most likely - could now adjust somewhat. Both Bush and Blair give a sense of wanting to be legends. I kind of fear where they may go from here, and to who they are accountable.

3underscore (___), Thursday, 4 November 2004 10:45 (twenty years ago) link

I don't buy the connection being made here either. If anything, the Iraq war is at odds with Blair's customary fawning over the media. I wasn't aware Middle England was exactly a pro-war hotbed - if anything its as divided as anywhere else, with a sizeable 'our interests come first' contingent.

If you replaced Bush/Iraq with Europe/asylum I would be 100% in agreement with you. The Mail's political influence goes far beyond party politics.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 4 November 2004 10:47 (twenty years ago) link

The daily Mail's headline today is an experssion of the pure evil that paper represents.

'The Victory of the Moral Majority'

Ed (dali), Thursday, 4 November 2004 11:13 (twenty years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v229/rob_brennan/ilx/Mail.jpg

robster (robster), Thursday, 4 November 2004 11:19 (twenty years ago) link

Ok I totally read what I wanted to read on the daily mail this morning. i must be tired.

Ed (dali), Thursday, 4 November 2004 11:22 (twenty years ago) link

Ok it does say moral, damn trickster, and damn me for fallling for it. this is of course the same daily mail that was, a short year ago cursin the very ground bush walked on. Buncha cunts.

Ed (dali), Thursday, 4 November 2004 11:39 (twenty years ago) link

The guardian g2 pullout thing today has on it's front cover, and refering to the election, the two words:

Oh, God.

koogs (koogs), Thursday, 4 November 2004 11:43 (twenty years ago) link

let's flood france and set up an aetheist stete there.

Ed (dali), Thursday, 4 November 2004 11:59 (twenty years ago) link

You can't flood a country and set up a state there. Not without lots of boats anyway.

robster (robster), Thursday, 4 November 2004 12:20 (twenty years ago) link

How about a Pirate nation of Aetheists, arrrgh?

Ed (dali), Thursday, 4 November 2004 12:21 (twenty years ago) link

yeah with boats it'd be ok
http://www.williamjosephgallery.com/Venice%20Italy%20Luciano%20755%20CANAL%20REFLECTION.JPG

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 4 November 2004 12:22 (twenty years ago) link

The guardian g2 pullout thing today has on it's front cover, and refering to the election, the two words:
Oh, God.

-- koogs (il...), November 4th, 2004.

...followed by the five words: "...this is all our fault."

Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 4 November 2004 12:36 (twenty years ago) link

... would you buy me a mercedes benz?

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 4 November 2004 13:15 (twenty years ago) link

hahaha!

Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Thursday, 4 November 2004 14:19 (twenty years ago) link

three years pass...

I'm not saying what SHE does is right, but come on, this is way over the line.

http://news.google.com/news?hl=en&ned=uk&q=sophie+anderton&btnG=Search+News

StanM, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 08:54 (seventeen years ago) link

RIP

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 09:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Sophie also made a disgusting sexual slur about Kate that cannot be printed.

spoilsports

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 10:35 (seventeen years ago) link

The contestants for Sophie's body are normally rich and powerful. She's had a string of high-profile lovers including industrialist Robert Hanson, footballer Mark Bosnich, nightclub boss Mark Alexiou and football club owner Simon Jordan.

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 10:42 (seventeen years ago) link

WTF "contestants"?

Pashmina, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 10:44 (seventeen years ago) link

What is most shocking about this is that she was paid 100k to be the face of Face Bake. Do these companies have fcking money to burn? More taxes are needed.

Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 10:45 (seventeen years ago) link

"I'm a rich and powerful high-profile lover, GET ME OUT OF HER!!"

Mark G, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 10:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Awesome "why can't the working classes be as progressive as me?" start to this thread, btw

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 10:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Is this a new reality TV show?

Tom D., Tuesday, 20 November 2007 10:54 (seventeen years ago) link

i recon the mail must have caused its fair share of anorexia and bulemia for a start.

insight

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 10:55 (seventeen years ago) link

I really hope he did mean "recon" and not "reckon", and he rolled up to his local newsagents in camo.

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 10:59 (seventeen years ago) link

i mean ultimately the mail had no part in bush's victory and they are still out of step and out in the cold as far as british politics go. so fuck them, they're laughable.
-- debden, Thursday, 4 November 2004 10:17 (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

Someone didn't touch wood.

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 11:02 (seventeen years ago) link

two years pass...

They missed the word "Jordan" off there...

Mark G, Thursday, 22 April 2010 07:04 (fourteen years ago) link

three months pass...

"Your Shout is unavailable for this story"

Born too beguiled (DavidM), Saturday, 24 July 2010 11:04 (fourteen years ago) link

the old tabloid question, mendacity or stupidity? did they publish it knowing full well it was bullshit, purely for sensationalism and knowing they could get away with a cheap apology? or are they really so thick they couldn't see it for the obvious throwaway photoshop gag that it was?

no, you're dead right, it's a macaroon (ledge), Saturday, 24 July 2010 11:09 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i27.tinypic.com/2iihdn4.png

StanM, Saturday, 24 July 2010 11:17 (fourteen years ago) link

^lol I was trying to figure out how to get the url for that so I could paste it here but nothing doing :/

I will sug you and ban you on the permalink (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 24 July 2010 13:20 (fourteen years ago) link

Really though, how could they have known that tiny unheard of company 'Rockstar Games' might have had the legal muscle to take leading and not-at-all-in-their-death-throes newspaper the 'Daily Star' to the cleaners?

I will sug you and ban you on the permalink (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 24 July 2010 13:22 (fourteen years ago) link

Didn't find it either so I just cut it out of a screenshot :-) xpost

StanM, Saturday, 24 July 2010 13:26 (fourteen years ago) link

four years pass...

Queen Mum is the story there.

2011’s flagrantly ceremonious rock-opera (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 18 July 2015 04:13 (nine years ago) link

Tbf The Sun have much previous history of hate-campaigning against the very same people the Nazis were murdering in their early KL system at this point ie Gays, "Workshy Asocials", "Professional Criminals", communists etc. And it isn't exactly a shock revelation that most of that family were big Nazi stans, even post holocaust some of them publicly defended Hitler and they have loads of 2nd cousins etc who were top rank SS officers.

xelab, Saturday, 18 July 2015 09:48 (nine years ago) link

feel like the best reaction is "lol" - anything that makes royalists queasy is probably good

doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Saturday, 18 July 2015 09:50 (nine years ago) link

Might stick on the news just to watch the royal correspondent squirm.

xelab, Saturday, 18 July 2015 09:56 (nine years ago) link

Murdoch et al. was just as much as kicking the establishment - as long as they replaced it.

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 18 July 2015 10:00 (nine years ago) link

People are saying 'Queen Mum was 33' but as a Haneke fan we all know that being fucking five doesn't excuse you of anything.

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 18 July 2015 10:02 (nine years ago) link

"It is not damaging, they were people of their time"

xelab, Saturday, 18 July 2015 10:08 (nine years ago) link

good work Rupe

So far Hugo Vickers seems the pick of the squirming pro royal brown-noser crew, what a piece of work!

xelab, Saturday, 18 July 2015 11:25 (nine years ago) link

of course we must remember that in 1933 nobody had any idea what this anti-semitic far Right hate party led by a dude who'd published a book setting out exactly what his military plans were for Europe was all about

and nobody would be further removed from any insight into contemporary German events than the House of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha

Well this will be an good illustration of how moronic and self delusional this country is prepared to be.

Matt DC, Saturday, 18 July 2015 11:57 (nine years ago) link

George V sent Hitler a birthday card days before he invaded Poland and although the holocaust wasn't in the full human meat grinder stage at this point, plenty of genocide in the thousands had occurred in the KL system and it certainly wasn't a secret. Neither was the T4 extermination of the disabled program that was also in full swing at this point.

xelab, Saturday, 18 July 2015 12:00 (nine years ago) link

it were a more innocent age. you kids don't understand, back then everybody wanted to exterminate disableds and trade unionists. they only ever liquidated their own.

that salute was just polite you know! just saying 'hi', what's the harm?

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 18 July 2015 12:17 (nine years ago) link

Queen Mum is the story there.

Absolutely, which is no doubt why that angle is being ignored by most the British media.

This Year's Model Victim (Tom D.), Saturday, 18 July 2015 12:22 (nine years ago) link

Hugo Vickers dismissed her renowned anti-semitism/pro-nazi stance with "it is a misconception, she actually hated the Germans" and he actually said this with a straight face.

xelab, Saturday, 18 July 2015 12:29 (nine years ago) link

who can forget those images from the war tho, the Queen Mum queueing up at the butcher's alongside ordinary East End housewives so she could claim her 2 sausages and a quart of dripping for the week?

She certainly hated the Jewish ones, give her that. (xp)

This Year's Model Victim (Tom D.), Saturday, 18 July 2015 12:33 (nine years ago) link

Kinda interested in how this film came to light given how deep if must have been buried.

Matt DC, Saturday, 18 July 2015 13:21 (nine years ago) link

Youtube

Harry sending it round on WhatsApp with the comment 'lol!!!'

Matt DC, Saturday, 18 July 2015 13:41 (nine years ago) link

Yeah, wd be interesting to know where this film has been stashed all these years.

2011’s flagrantly ceremonious rock-opera (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 18 July 2015 16:14 (nine years ago) link

I was listening to some fucker on R4 mentioning Chaplain's The Great Dictator and how fake sieg heiling was common at the time because people were just having a bit of jolly fun and lampooning Hitler because they thought he was a bit of a bally idiot. obv with them being royal they got an exclusive screening 7 years before it was filmed.

xelab, Saturday, 18 July 2015 18:47 (nine years ago) link

just had some fucker on 5 Live humming and hawing about "it was probably a joke probably altho we don't know what the Queen Mum's views were on Nazi Germany cos the letters have all been hidden away but she done a marvellous job in the war anyway nobody can have any doubt about that anyway they was probably joking"

Live Aid: JFC (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 18 July 2015 20:00 (nine years ago) link

Ordinary folk who lived in Nazi Germany often displayed the same kind of same type of delusional hysteria as a coping mechanism. What gets me is are people still so emotionally invested in these horsey faced cousin fuckers in the 21st century that they cannot accept that they have a very unsavoury past and are fucking appalling people.

xelab, Saturday, 18 July 2015 21:00 (nine years ago) link

Gawwwwd bless you, Ma'am! Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein G & T?

This Year's Model Victim (Tom D.), Saturday, 18 July 2015 21:05 (nine years ago) link

lol!

xelab, Saturday, 18 July 2015 21:06 (nine years ago) link

just in case the above episode had made you forget what evil cunts these fuckers are, the nitrous oxide fear campaign has just been revealed (as it always was to anybody who knows anything about what nitrous oxide actually is) as some post-leah-betts horseshit of the most profound & awful order

gawker's psychotic monkeys (imago), Tuesday, 28 July 2015 17:02 (nine years ago) link

ten months pass...

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1342831/streets-full-of-polish-shops-kids-not-speaking-english-but-union-jacks-now-flying-high-again/

can we bomb them please? or declare them a terrorist organisation, and then bomb them?

imago, Monday, 27 June 2016 13:21 (eight years ago) link

obviously evacuate all their cunt workers, then bomb them, i'm not a murderer

imago, Monday, 27 June 2016 13:22 (eight years ago) link

or just, like, tighten press restrictions until they're not allowed to exist?

they must be breaking the law by this point

imago, Monday, 27 June 2016 13:23 (eight years ago) link

leave it son

oh, amazonaws (wins), Monday, 27 June 2016 13:31 (eight years ago) link

there was a piece on the news the other day where they were talking a changes in one northern town, i can't remember which, and they showed this recently shut down old fashioned bakery on one corner and spoke about its 130 year history that had now sadly come to an end. it's not hard to see how things had changed, the reporter said as the camera panned out to reveal that two doors down was a new polish mini-market. and then you had some horrible old wretch ranting about how immigration was destroying his town, and inside my head i was just yelling hang on there me old mates, i think other social forces are leading to changes on your high street, primarily it's people going to tesco wherever instead for their groceries, that one polish shop is actually a sign of life and community springing back up from the collapse, heck you could even walk in there and be part of it yourself. really it's exasperating beyond belief

coygbiv (NickB), Monday, 27 June 2016 13:38 (eight years ago) link

sorry that's simplistic ranty phone typing and yes there are lots of other things too, mostly springing from 40 years of terrible government, but arrgggh

coygbiv (NickB), Monday, 27 June 2016 13:40 (eight years ago) link

Every independent shop in a town centre closes to make way for phone shops and the same High St chains as every other town (or just closes down and stays empty for years) = NBD
one of them turns into a Polish shop = end times

(I love my local Polish shop)

a passing spacecadet, Monday, 27 June 2016 14:25 (eight years ago) link

i drank a frugo AND a tymbark today

imago, Monday, 27 June 2016 14:58 (eight years ago) link

poland will give me diabetes

imago, Monday, 27 June 2016 14:59 (eight years ago) link

If they weren't going to get in trouble for calling drowning Syrian children cockroaches (note: Sun editor Stig Abell is now running the highbrow Times Literary Supplement and tweeting about intolerance) they never will.

On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Monday, 27 June 2016 15:02 (eight years ago) link

i drank a frugo AND a tymbark today

LOL, that's the spirit that made this country of ours great once, I salute you, sir!

They could have been Stackridge. (Tom D.), Monday, 27 June 2016 15:08 (eight years ago) link

There's no Central polski sklep but there's a rather good Polish bar in Little Turnstile, mmmmmm bisongrass vodka.

jedi slimane (suzy), Monday, 27 June 2016 23:34 (eight years ago) link

that is a good place. lol @ the thought of it doing bumper business because rammed to the rafters with guilt ridden rootless cosmopolitans.

So you are a hippocrite, face it! (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 28 June 2016 08:53 (eight years ago) link

Did that used to be Na Zdrowy? It had shut down last time i went by there but it's definitely good to hear it has reopened if it's the same one.

On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Tuesday, 28 June 2016 09:01 (eight years ago) link

I think it's just "The Polish Bar" and IIRC it hasn't been closed in the 12 or so years I've worked in or near Holborn

ghosts that don't exist (Neil S), Tuesday, 28 June 2016 09:04 (eight years ago) link

There's a great Polish restaurant in Elephant & Castle that this is making me want to go to.

I suspect that most of the tabloids (except the Express and maybe the Mail) didn't actually want Brexit at all, they just wanted to put the shits up the government but didn't think it would actually happen. And you might see some panic and recriminations and backpedalling in the future.

A lot of people who purposefully distanced themselves from the consequences of their words have suddenly realised that just ignoring that distance doesn't mean it didn't exist. That Stig Abell thing is a case in point.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 28 June 2016 09:29 (eight years ago) link

I mean when even KELVIN MACKENZIE is starting to think "hang on, did I make a mistake here?"...

Matt DC, Tuesday, 28 June 2016 10:14 (eight years ago) link

Fuck The Sun, the Polish story yesterday and then today a leader "utterly condemn attempts to provoke division in our society". https://twitter.com/tonygallagher/status/747559551323475968

stet, Tuesday, 28 June 2016 10:19 (eight years ago) link

Learning is Fun

So you are a hippocrite, face it! (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 28 June 2016 11:46 (eight years ago) link

Who even hates on a polish shop? They're great. I I hadn't given up meat I would be knee deep in kielbasa right now.

inside, skeletons are always inside, that's obvious. (dowd), Tuesday, 28 June 2016 13:51 (eight years ago) link

Disaster! My local Polish shop has shut down! I blame the Sun.

RIP excellent cold meats counter, Łapsy bacon crisps, the fridge full of mysterious cheese triangle packs and Jogobella yoghurts

a passing spacecadet, Saturday, 2 July 2016 08:01 (eight years ago) link

I am probably the last person on ILX to have seen this tweet but:
https://twitter.com/tnewtondunn/status/750272008479539200

a passing spacecadet, Wednesday, 6 July 2016 11:14 (eight years ago) link

Tom Newton Dunn @tnewtondunn
Final thought on @scrabbmp: a thoroughly decent man who fought the right One Nation campaign and goes with dignity. He will be PM one day.

Sir Eric Pickles ‏@EricPickles 11h11 hours ago
I agree

nashwan, Wednesday, 6 July 2016 11:18 (eight years ago) link

I assume Tom Newton Dunn is just at the Sun until a more respectable job comes along - probably true of most of their staff.

They could have been Stackridge. (Tom D.), Wednesday, 6 July 2016 11:20 (eight years ago) link

I can...just...about...see him as some sort of Communications Director for PM Crabb.

nashwan, Wednesday, 6 July 2016 11:23 (eight years ago) link

https://twitter.com/afuahirsch/status/755004063603916800

Kelvin McKenzie making friends and influencing people again.

On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Monday, 18 July 2016 12:16 (eight years ago) link

They're criminals. Prosecute them for fuck's sake

imago, Monday, 18 July 2016 12:42 (eight years ago) link

Tried that.

chad valley of the shadow of death (ledge), Monday, 18 July 2016 15:08 (eight years ago) link

three weeks pass...

In 2004, Glover proposed a new compact upmarket newspaper to be called The World with fellow journalists Francis Wheen and Frank Johnson under the chairmanship of Adam Broadbent, a former managing director of finances at Schroders plc. The proposed newspaper was loosely modeled on Le Monde in France, and was intended as a response to the dumbing down of some quality titles

http://i.imgur.com/MF3IRlj.jpg

On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Thursday, 11 August 2016 11:02 (eight years ago) link

That article is completely insane.

Matt DC, Thursday, 11 August 2016 11:08 (eight years ago) link

The Mail is hilariously mad at the FT for undermining its Brexit boosterism with facts and that.

stet, Thursday, 11 August 2016 15:24 (eight years ago) link

the online version goes with the somewhat more diplomatic "Owned by the Japanese", but still uses "Japs" in the url:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-3734066/STEPHEN-GLOVER-Owned-Japs-loved-Eurocrats-pompous-Pink-poisonously-trashes-Britain.html

(also Glover's online byline photo looks like it it was taken around 30 years ago)

soref, Thursday, 11 August 2016 15:34 (eight years ago) link

http://img.thisismoney.co.uk/i/pix/2008/06/StephenGlover_203x150.jpg

soref, Thursday, 11 August 2016 15:34 (eight years ago) link

Whatever these assholes think they're defending, you're probably not included.

two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Thursday, 11 August 2016 16:09 (eight years ago) link

two months pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvRbifRWgAAXAkr.jpg

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 21 October 2016 09:38 (eight years ago) link

Yep. It was heartening to see, on my first visit to Liverpool last month, how seriously the Sun boycott is still taken there. Outside of that kind of mass action against the paper itself, i don't know what else might be effective - given that the press complaints process in the UK is so weak. Eventually there will be a correction acknowledging that particular photographs were of translators or adult refugees still in France (rather than in the UK) but it'll be buried on page 37. A boycott of advertisers might help but the Sun is run as a vehicle for wielding power - the economics are secondary.

Bubba H.O.T.A.P.E (ShariVari), Friday, 21 October 2016 09:45 (eight years ago) link

hopefully this will advance the war on criminal journalism

imago, Friday, 21 October 2016 09:51 (eight years ago) link

think we might as well all get tooled up and trained and get the class war started at this point

nom de grrrrr (Noodle Vague), Friday, 21 October 2016 09:57 (eight years ago) link

solve a lot of legitimate concerns about strains on the national resources by executing bigots, too

nom de grrrrr (Noodle Vague), Friday, 21 October 2016 09:58 (eight years ago) link

I think Brexit is doing funny things to the hate-papes. The execs are all clearly cheerleadering scum insisting it will all work, but of course much of the London-based young and underpaid staff actually making the papers (and especially the digital teams) are all the core Remain vote.

The cognitive dissonance of working for a newspaper that just said on its front page that you should shut the fuck up must be blinding.

As Brexit starts to implode, I'm guessing there's more than a few interesting conferences in there between snarky lower-level staff and their bosses. The execs can't just scream at the general public to shut it, they now have to try and lash their staff into line as well. Tsarist officers ordering their troops to fire on the communists kind of thing.

It's *definitely* leaking into the output. Partly in subversive ways -- cf Sun online piece yesterday showing all the tweets mocking "tea and biscuits" strategy, with a token "happily the industry seemed to like the idea" paragraph tacked on at the end -- but I also wonder if it's not making the top editorial lines even more histrionic than usual as the execs try to lalalala can't hear you even the people in their own offices.

Even The Mail is creaking at the seams. Somebody there knew what they were doing when they put that "look at Cindy's all-grown-up 15-year-old daughter" picture right next to the "these immigrants are in their 80s!!!!" splash.

stet, Friday, 21 October 2016 10:08 (eight years ago) link

The print media are completely dependent on consumer confidence for advertising and that is taking a complete pounding right now. Both the Mail and Sun newsrooms (like newsrooms everywhere) are full to the rafters with self-hating liberals.

I'm not sure even the Sun execs expected the Leave campaign to actually win, the likes of Tony Gallagher are true believers but more generally it's one of those moments when they started out wanting to give the government a bloody nose and ended up accidentally killing it, with no idea what to do with the corpse.

More generally, there are so many people out there desperate for someone to tell them it's okay not to give a shit about the poor/starving/displaced so they'll lap up any validation from the tabloids. CF Lily Allen's "crocodile tears", Lineker's "lies" etc. This could still backfire on the Sun, Lineker is still probably more popular with their core readership than they are, which is why they've gone after him so vociferously. Plus any opportunity to knock the BBC obviously.

It's coming to something where expressing support for Gary Lineker of all people represents a progressive standpoint.

Matt DC, Friday, 21 October 2016 10:30 (eight years ago) link

I know right?

nom de grrrrr (Noodle Vague), Friday, 21 October 2016 10:33 (eight years ago) link

I'm sure there are about a million reactionary dicks in football who are about to be wheeled out to provider a 'counter-argument'.

Matt DC, Friday, 21 October 2016 10:37 (eight years ago) link

Booming posts stet and Matt. Am too cynical at this point to think this will backfire for the Sun though. The fact alone that the Sun still exists boggles the mind.

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 21 October 2016 10:47 (eight years ago) link

The cognitive dissonance of working for a newspaper that just said on its front page that you should shut the fuck up must be blinding.

On a more puerile level see also the reference to Lineker's ears from a newspaper whose editor-in-chief's are significantly larger.

nashwan, Friday, 21 October 2016 10:50 (eight years ago) link

Let Lineker be the hill they all die on. I just want them to die tbh.

Robby Mook (stevie), Friday, 21 October 2016 10:54 (eight years ago) link

that's the spirit

nom de grrrrr (Noodle Vague), Friday, 21 October 2016 10:55 (eight years ago) link

tbf to Keysey, it wouldn't surprise me if he had fairly extensive experience of trying to work out which Arabs are 18 or not.

Bubba H.O.T.A.P.E (ShariVari), Friday, 21 October 2016 11:05 (eight years ago) link

lol, shade

more like dork enlightenment lol (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 21 October 2016 11:09 (eight years ago) link

I'm sure there are about a million reactionary dicks in football who are about to be wheeled out to provider a 'counter-argument'.

I suspect Chris Kamara has been wheeled out for tonight's HIGNFY to talk about this very thing, as maybe the highest-profile football-punditing "comedy" employee of Sky. Though I suspect he won't say anything about it and it'll just be "hyuk, Harry Redknapp ran over his wife".

ailsa, Friday, 21 October 2016 11:29 (eight years ago) link

It's abundantly clear that there can be no accommodation with the tabloids (or the Telegraph) politically. They have the EU policy they want, they have a PM firmly committed to delivering the immigration policy they want, they have shifted public discourse to a point where the city boys on my commute home are comfortable in loudly saying that truck drivers should have carte blanche to run over any suspected refugees they see, they have the BBC and Guardian running scared, they have Labour moderates parroting their 'legitimate concerns'...and it's still not enough. The Lineker headlines aren't about shifting policy or perception, they're about ruthlessly crushing any squeaks of dissent.

In the long term, this might even help Corbyn to some extent. idk how long anyone will be able to maintain the argument that if you just 'win back The Sun', etc you can bring incrementalist progressivism in its wake.

Bubba H.O.T.A.P.E (ShariVari), Friday, 21 October 2016 12:07 (eight years ago) link

Both the Mail and Sun newsrooms (like newsrooms everywhere) are full to the rafters with self-hating liberals.

'twas ever thus tho, surely, ffs.

Patti Labelle is in here with her high but mediocre singing voice. (Tom D.), Friday, 21 October 2016 12:35 (eight years ago) link

"started out wanting to give the government a bloody nose and ended up accidentally killing it, with no idea what to do with the corpse"

boom

the kids are alt right (darraghmac), Friday, 21 October 2016 13:02 (eight years ago) link

I liked this bit from the recent Guardian book review of a Cameron aide's referendum diaries - not really news but a concise summary:

At election after election, including the most recent one, the Tories could rely on the rightwing press to assassinate the characters of opponents and megaphone Conservative messages. Cameron had clearly not thought enough about having that firepower turned against him. He finds out what it was like to be Ed Miliband and Nick Clegg and hasn’t a clue what to do about it.

-- https://www.theguardian.com/books/2016/oct/17/unleashing-demons-inside-story-brexit-craig-oliver-david-cameron-review

Initially hoped Cameron had taken this in, in a "you mean it wasn't just my birthright natural charm, oratory skills and political genius that won me some elections?" sort of way, but actually thinking about how much May has taken it to heart and seems to be operating entirely within the boundaries set by Dacre et al, I might wish it had been internalised a little less.

Surprised they turned on Lineker quite so immediately and viciously, and I v much hope that does not work out for them, but I won't hold my breath.

a passing spacecadet, Friday, 21 October 2016 13:25 (eight years ago) link

Who are the big/high profile advertisers in today's Sun?

djh, Friday, 21 October 2016 14:03 (eight years ago) link

I don't know what the answer is but I don't see the UK going anywhere but further into the toilet while The Sun, the Mail and the Express continue to operate as they do, and continue to be read so widely here.

Robby Mook (stevie), Friday, 21 October 2016 14:29 (eight years ago) link

They're are all losing between 1-300K readers a year in print. Online subscriptions will probably increase at around the same rate (think they already for The Sun) mind you and the Mail site is insanely far ahead of anyone else in average daily visits.

nashwan, Friday, 21 October 2016 14:43 (eight years ago) link

I know it's partly "people saying stupid provocative things on the internet" but this state of affairs where it's seen as acceptable to actively wish death on refugees makes me despair.

djh, Friday, 21 October 2016 14:58 (eight years ago) link

Oh I think we should take people who say that at their word

nom de grrrrr (Noodle Vague), Friday, 21 October 2016 15:41 (eight years ago) link

The Lineker headlines aren't about shifting policy or perception, they're about ruthlessly crushing any squeaks of dissent.

This is the most chilling thing isn't it? I don't know enough about Lineker's popularity to know who'll come out on top this time but it's a warning to other celebrities, in perhaps more precarious positions, not to try it.

lex pretend, Friday, 21 October 2016 17:02 (eight years ago) link

They should though

imago, Friday, 21 October 2016 17:08 (eight years ago) link

He's not that popular but, as an ex-footballer, he can't so easily be dismissed as just some arrogant middle class tosser, the way Lily Allen was.

Patti Labelle is in here with her high but mediocre singing voice. (Tom D.), Friday, 21 October 2016 17:15 (eight years ago) link

As TV presenters go he seems very popular? I mean I guess he's no Clarkson...

nashwan, Friday, 21 October 2016 17:22 (eight years ago) link

He's pretty popular. But as the MOTD anchor and actually successful former England player he's in a position of power with people who wouldn't pay much attention to, say, Steven Fry or indeed Lily Allen saying much the same thing. Which is why they're trying to dismiss him as a luvvie, not very successfully.

The hysteria is being ramped up because we are at peak Brexit hubris right now. In the same way that support for wars collapses when people start coming home in body bags, they are terrified that support for Brexit (or at least a Hard Brexit) will collapse once the negotiations get difficult and the economy tanks. Ultimately there are lots of Leave voters who just wouldn't be told it would be a disaster, but increasing amounts will change their mind once they see with their own eyes that it'll be a disaster.

For the first time possibly ever they have a Prime Minister who is prepared to follow their agenda almost in its entirety but there is a hefty element of 'be careful what you wish for' here - but they have to whip up with-us-or-against-us sentiment now to entrench sentiment before things start going wrong.

Matt DC, Friday, 21 October 2016 17:24 (eight years ago) link

I think Jon Gaunt won best non-sequitur with 'how can someone who advertises junk food to kids try to tell us what's racist'.

nashwan, Friday, 21 October 2016 17:30 (eight years ago) link

lineker is def popular, he'd be a national treasure in a decade or so if he would stop spouting his vile leftist views

*-* (jim in vancouver), Friday, 21 October 2016 17:46 (eight years ago) link

Several choice quotes

"Brown contacted the Sun … agreed to rearrange his diary so that he could go to their office that day … and sat down with the Sun’s outspoken rightwing political editor, Trevor Kavanagh, for an interview which … rapidly became a negotiation about policy.”

"During the Cameron governments, it felt like they (Murdoch and Dacre) were the adults, and the politicians were children.”

“When I look back at the words I used to use as a Sun sub,” James Alan Anslow remembered, “‘the gay plague’, ‘black gangs’. You’d get sacked if you used those now!”

A Sun journalist emailed me: “Just had massive compulsory redundos in editorial. Hardly enough bodies left to get out the paper. Mood is of the post-apocalyptic variety – survivors staggering around dazed and confused.”

nashwan, Thursday, 27 October 2016 12:00 (eight years ago) link

I've always had a healthy disgust and anger against the Mail/Sun etc but today's front pages have really upset me. I can't concentrate on anything and I feel even more dispirited than ever. Fuck this country and fuck this sleepwalk into fascism. I never thought I'd see this kind of thing in my lifetime but I was obviously just being naive.

ultros ultros-ghali, Friday, 4 November 2016 11:13 (eight years ago) link

Stop Funding Hate... aka The Daily Mail

The Doug Walters of Crime (Tom D.), Saturday, 12 November 2016 20:14 (eight years ago) link

.. hit these cunts where it hurts. More of that please.

The Doug Walters of Crime (Tom D.), Saturday, 12 November 2016 20:14 (eight years ago) link

yeah keep it up

imago, Saturday, 12 November 2016 20:16 (eight years ago) link

dismantling the tabloid press is pretty much the #1 priority for uk progress right now (aside from yknow education reform, mental health treatment etc)

imago, Saturday, 12 November 2016 20:16 (eight years ago) link

corbyn should announce stringent press standards reform, he'd probably gain more support than he loses

imago, Saturday, 12 November 2016 20:17 (eight years ago) link

dismantling the tabloid press is pretty much the #1 priority for uk progress right now

this

the fog of "Wha...?" (stevie), Saturday, 12 November 2016 21:15 (eight years ago) link

corbyn should announce stringent press standards reform, he'd probably gain more support than he loses

Hmm.

On the one hand, anyone who speaks out against our red-topped kingmakers will not have a happy political career (though perhaps this can't get any worse than now for Corbyn)

On the other, it's interesting how both sides of the Brexit divide and now the Trump divide blame media misrepresentation: the alt-right's ire for "mainstream media", Trump's remarks on a "rigged press" and angry Brexiteers railing against the MSM while somehow seeing the tabloids as on their side against a conspiracy of metropolitan elites; the anti-Islamic German right's revival of favourite Nazi word "Lügenpresse" (and when I first read it I thought, hmm, yes, useful word for the tabloids, only to look up its history and feel itchy all over), which the internet tells me is now an alt-right buzzword outside Germany too

so maybe people from across the political spectrum could be brought onside, but "moar govt/quango intervention" is going to be hard to sell to the anti-elite and small-govt crowds, and obv the higher-ups know exactly what they're doing with this MSM meme

a passing spacecadet, Saturday, 12 November 2016 21:45 (eight years ago) link

"So today I had to write abt Jo Cox"
"Ah that sucks man"
"Sucks even harder if you work for the Daily Hail, like me"
"How did you tend to the expectations of yr readership on this very delicate matter?"
"Immigrants, mate, immigrants. And that her death was her own fault."

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CyBrtDRXcAA78CG.jpg

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 24 November 2016 13:12 (eight years ago) link

Bold of the Daily Mail to suggest that anyone concerned about immigrants is now a terror suspect.

nashwan, Thursday, 24 November 2016 13:19 (eight years ago) link

can someone straight up firebomb the daily mail

imago, Thursday, 24 November 2016 13:30 (eight years ago) link

also, hi theresa, i'm deadly serious

imago, Thursday, 24 November 2016 13:30 (eight years ago) link

OMG, a Turkish person has a byline on that race-baiting - wonder if making someone w/foreign origins write shit about immigrants is the initiation rite at Dacre Towers?

jane burkini (suzy), Thursday, 24 November 2016 13:41 (eight years ago) link

The Mail have spent so much time pandering to repulsive right wing extremists they can't suddenly change tack and condemn one who murders an MP in cold blood, oh no.

calzino, Thursday, 24 November 2016 14:01 (eight years ago) link

How many angry articles have they written about the decline in social housing in the same time period? Just wondering...

Matt DC, Thursday, 24 November 2016 14:11 (eight years ago) link

If he'd got bedroom taxed or sanctioned out of his home, worrying that the next tenants might be immigrants would be classic fuckwitted legitimate concernism.

calzino, Thursday, 24 November 2016 14:24 (eight years ago) link

The Mail have spent so much time pandering to repulsive right wing extremists they can't suddenly change tack and condemn one who murders an MP in cold blood, oh no.

― calzino, Thursday, November 24, 2016 2:01 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

at this point i consider the mail and the sun to be part and parcel of the far right

lex pretend, Thursday, 24 November 2016 15:49 (eight years ago) link

I don't see any other possible conclusion.

Eallach mhór an duine leisg (dowd), Thursday, 24 November 2016 16:11 (eight years ago) link

one year passes...

I can confirm today that following that landmark libel case, Katie Hopkins has entered into an IVA to avoid bankruptcy. I knew for a while but could not say anything for legal reasons. The arbitrary defender of free speech didn't want anyone to know, ironically...

— Jack Monroe #bootstrapcook (@BootstrapCook) September 15, 2018

mark s, Saturday, 15 September 2018 21:41 (six years ago) link

I've just spent the day at the hospital but that's cheered me right up that, thanks

Colonel Poo, Saturday, 15 September 2018 21:59 (six years ago) link


You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.