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Cartoonists feud: jabs thrown between Simpsons and Family Guy
NEW YORK (AP) — The Simpsons took a shot at fellow Fox cartoon Family Guy. So that series’ creator is taking a shot right back.
Seth MacFarlane said an episode of The Simpsons where a Homer Simpson clone was identified as Family Guy dad Peter Griffin was “definitely a slam.”
But since the Family Guy team dishes out plenty of its own insults, it should be able to take some, MacFarlane told Blender magazine.
“To me, Peter is much more similar to Ralph Kramden than he is to Homer, right down to his voice,” he said, referring to the character from The Honeymooners. “That’s what I see. But because The Simpsons and Family Guy are really the only two shows of their kind of television, there’ll be comparisons made.”
MacFarlane said he was definitely influenced by The Simpsons.
“I mean, in its prime, it was one of the greatest comedy shows of all time,” he said. “But it’s not the show it was. It can’t be. You can’t do 16 seasons and be consistent.”

Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 16:41 (twenty years ago)

“To me, Peter is much more similar to Ralph Kramden than he is to Homer, right down to his voice,” he said, referring to the character from The Honeymooners.

My Fred Flinstone is better than your Fred Flinstone!

Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 16:42 (twenty years ago)

Fred could take both of those desk jockeys on. Dude drives a car WITH HIS FEET!

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 16:47 (twenty years ago)

Apples and oranges.

luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 16:48 (twenty years ago)

Apples and horse apples!

(Sorry, I just wanted to say that.)

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 16:49 (twenty years ago)

Both left out in the sun too long.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 16:50 (twenty years ago)

family guy's success makes me feel like the world is taking crazy pills

jones (actual), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 16:53 (twenty years ago)

Family Guy is pretty unfunny.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 16:54 (twenty years ago)

I laughed at the first episode when the Kool-Aid man burst into the courtroom. Not since.

Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 16:55 (twenty years ago)

I don't understand what the jokes are supposed to be on Family Guy, what I am supposed to find funny, etc. It seems like just a bunch of non-sequiturs with that animation style that looked crappy the first time around when it was used on "The Critic".

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 12 July 2005 16:56 (twenty years ago)

It looked good on the Critic!

Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 16:57 (twenty years ago)

family guy's success makes me feel like the world is taking crazy pills

-- jones

OTM. People I have a lot in common with, taste-wise, often find Family Guy funny, and I find it utterly unwatchable.

Richard K (Richard K), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 16:59 (twenty years ago)

Ditto. Double ditto for Trailer Park Boys.

Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 17:03 (twenty years ago)

seriously, what is with otherwise good-tasted individuals loving this show?

Zack Richardson (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 17:05 (twenty years ago)

Family Guy is the only reason I even bother switching on my tv (when it's not connected to the DVD player).

I'd still rather be in Tokyo (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 17:06 (twenty years ago)

it's a bad, bad show, that Family Guy. and just how Groening and co. showed more evidence of their cleverness via Futurama, Macfarlane showed his talent on American Dad.

Gear! (Ill Cajun Gunsmith) (Gear!), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 17:06 (twenty years ago)

God I love me some Family Guy

I'd still rather be in Tokyo (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 17:08 (twenty years ago)

I haven't seen American Dad, what's the deal with it?

Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 17:09 (twenty years ago)

Seriously, WTF? Family Guy is beyond classic.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 17:09 (twenty years ago)

family guy is funny, in small doses.

mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 17:09 (twenty years ago)

Don't pay any attention to the mentalists, Andrew. Just nod and smile.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 17:10 (twenty years ago)

it's pretty lousy and even Family Guy fans I know think it sucks.

Gear! (Ill Cajun Gunsmith) (Gear!), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 17:10 (twenty years ago)

Not enough celebrity cameos on Family Guy for my taste.

Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 17:11 (twenty years ago)

family ties>>>family matters>>family guy

Gear! (Ill Cajun Gunsmith) (Gear!), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 17:11 (twenty years ago)

dan OTM.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 17:13 (twenty years ago)

[insert Barney Miller reference]

Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 17:14 (twenty years ago)

They probably hate classical music and babies with earrings too.

x-post

Leon C. (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 17:14 (twenty years ago)

It's by no means the best show ever, but I certainly enjoy it enough to catch every episode. I gues for some people there's no middle ground.

I'd still rather be in Tokyo (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 17:15 (twenty years ago)

[insert random John Travolta in Michael reference]

Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 17:16 (twenty years ago)

I almost think that they came up with "American Dad" to make "Family Guy" look better. It's still not working.

Example of "Family Guy" not working? Peter stripping him and his friend naked before the "Bachelor" auditions. "Shocking" just to be shocking ain't funny. If Kyle had unpantsed Cartman, you can be damn sure that there would've been a very funny point to it all.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 17:17 (twenty years ago)

Nnnyaaah

Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 17:18 (twenty years ago)

I wasn't aware that cartoon asses were meant to be shocking!

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 17:20 (twenty years ago)

Family Guy is extremely funny in both small and large doses (like watching both DVD sets in one sitting).

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 17:20 (twenty years ago)

[insert random Golden Girls reference]

Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 17:21 (twenty years ago)

None of these things are as funny as Chris Morris' face so fuck it, let's all give up.

I'd still rather be in Tokyo (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 17:21 (twenty years ago)

The new season of Family Guy has been really disappointing. Like new Simpsons episode disappointing.

Bruce Bwned (Matt Chesnut), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 17:25 (twenty years ago)

I mean, in its prime, it was one of the greatest comedy shows of all time. But it’s not the show it was. It can’t be. You can’t do two and a half seasons and be consistent.

Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 17:25 (twenty years ago)

It has not been as good as the earlier episodes, no.

But I love that "Lois, you dirty girl...you filthy stinky prostitute" exchange.

I'd still rather be in Tokyo (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 17:26 (twenty years ago)

None of these things are as funny as Chris Morris' face so fuck it, let's all give up.

So so true.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 17:28 (twenty years ago)

"It's esy to kill a ferret...you just kick its face off"

I'd still rather be in Tokyo (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 17:29 (twenty years ago)

"Remember, the safety word is banana"

Rufus 3000 (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 17:35 (twenty years ago)

best family guy scene ever: peter and stewie are stranded in a saudi arabian desert. they're delusional with fear and in danger of freezing to death. amidst total nothingness, stewie encounters a camel and convinces peter that their only chance for survival involves slicing it open and crawling inside. an incredibly prolonged scene (this is absolutely the show's strength -- its willingness to tap into the awkwardness of these drawn out moments for laughs) follows wherein stewie cuts the camel open, sermonizes about how fucking disgusting it is, crawls inside, complains some more about how unspeakably awful it is, nestles into its intestines, and finally, after some more time, gets acclimated. after all that (and it really does take a while), peter looks over to his right and the lens follows to reveal a comfort inn just off camera.

mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 17:39 (twenty years ago)

Family Guy is barely better than new Simpsons, and equally devoid of humanity/emotion, same sense of it being total hackwork.

Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 17:43 (twenty years ago)

Simpsons>>>South Park>>>KingoftheHill>>>The Critic>>>Family Guy

Hurting (Hurting), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 17:44 (twenty years ago)

I wasn't aware that cartoon asses were meant to be shocking!

By themselves, they aren't. However, "Family Guy" and FOX think so, or they wouldn't run that disclaimer at the beginning of the program that makes one think that they're about to see Heavy Metal or something.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 17:44 (twenty years ago)

It's been said before, but: Stewie and Brian are the best thing about Family Guy (and the only reason to watch it.)

rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 17:47 (twenty years ago)

Family Guy is barely better than new Simpsons, and equally devoid of humanity/emotion, same sense of it being total hackwork.

PAHAHAHAHA

cousin larry bundgee: the next generation, season two (bundgee), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 17:52 (twenty years ago)

Simpsons>>>South Park>>>KingoftheHill>>>The Critic>>>Family Guy

switch around the critic and family guy and i'm with you. all of them make me laugh, some more than the rest.

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 17:52 (twenty years ago)

Neither of the bits mentioned in this thread that I've also seen is funny.

Leeeeeee (Leee), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 17:56 (twenty years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/naamme/wel.jpg

n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 18:00 (twenty years ago)

I love this job more than I love taffy ... and I'm a man who enjoys his taffy.

Meg: Excuse me, Mayor West?
Adam West: How do you know my language?

Rufus 3000 (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 18:09 (twenty years ago)

family guy is pretty 'bleh' and tiresome overall, but it has its moments. but it is masssively, mind-staggeringly overrated.

latebloomer: the Clonus Horror (latebloomer), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 18:11 (twenty years ago)

I laughed at the first episode when the Kool-Aid man burst into the courtroom.

That was funny!

giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 18:11 (twenty years ago)

simpsons is up and down seasons to season, ep to ep, but family guy i think is up and down from character to character: stewie is consistently gold, i think, but the rest bat about .250. and peter IS a homer clone, ffs! (or at least a later clone of the same thing) get your own idea, christ.

g e o f f (gcannon), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 18:19 (twenty years ago)

I had my own idea and it was pretty good, even if I do say so myself.

Jesus (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 18:21 (twenty years ago)

However, "Family Guy" and FOX think so, or they wouldn't run that disclaimer at the beginning of the program that makes one think that they're about to see Heavy Metal or something.

Ummm that's kind of a tenuous claim to the idea that the creators of the Family Guy are trying to shock you with cartoon nudity, actually, I mean in the day and age of 20 trillion complaints to the FCC over .08 seconds of nipple...I think even Iron Chef is carrying "MIGHT OFFEND SOME VIEWERS" warnings these days.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 18:24 (twenty years ago)

I had my own idea and it was pretty good, even if I do say so myself.

-- Jesus (sonofgo...), July 12th, 2005.

I know four guys who said it for you.

Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 18:26 (twenty years ago)

(xpost) Argh. I now have "NIPPLE PIERCING BATTLE" running through my brain. Iron Chef Japanese in pasties... Dear God...

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 18:26 (twenty years ago)

TODAY'S INGREDIENT IS........

CHOCOTEATS!!!

(cue stunning music)

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 18:27 (twenty years ago)

'Twas Brian & Stewie in the desert, actually. Same ep where they did a production number(or two).

The thing about those two is that they're the best characters, but they totally need each other as a foil.

Also, the shows is a winner for me just in terms of some of the most absurdist stuff it pulls off: the joke about the cow-kites, or the fire truck hunting elks in the African Savannah. "The ambulances will have to wait their turn."

kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 18:27 (twenty years ago)

Going back to the original news story at the beginning of this thread: can you even call this a "feud"? It sounds more like The Simpsons taking a crack at Family Guy and then Family Guy dude being a whiny bitch about it.

n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 18:32 (twenty years ago)

So saying, "You zinged us, fair play; we're gonna zing you back!" is being a whiny bitch?

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 18:34 (twenty years ago)

It's like ILX

I'd still rather be in Tokyo (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 18:35 (twenty years ago)

(you whiny bitches)

I'd still rather be in Tokyo (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 18:35 (twenty years ago)

Where does he zing them back? All I see is him saying they are "inconsistent."

n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 18:37 (twenty years ago)

But since the Family Guy team dishes out plenty of its own insults, it should be able to take some, MacFarlane told Blender magazine.

Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 18:39 (twenty years ago)

a tenuous claim to the idea that the creators of the Family Guy are trying to shock you with cartoon nudity

There is no other point to Peter and CLeveland getting naked with each other than "OMG THEY'RE NAKED AND THEY'RE MEN AND FART IF YOU LUVVVV COOKIES!"

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 18:42 (twenty years ago)

also, the joke wasn't that they got naked.

the joke was Peter gave Cleveland cornrows. "Aw, thank you, peter. yeah, these are lookin' nice."

kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 18:44 (twenty years ago)

Family Guys is SUPER unfunny. Simpson batting average is falling, but it still delivers now and then.

andy --, Tuesday, 12 July 2005 18:51 (twenty years ago)

I'm of the opinion that third-season Family Guy was pretty ridiculously funny.

One of the things I like best about it is how obsessed Macfarlane seems with some of the ridiculous ways people actually talk, especially when they're feeling awkward or trying to be sensitive or patronizing each other; the funniest parts of the show always seem to come when all the antic stuff breaks and there's a long stammering silence in which someone tries very hard to accomplish something verbally. There are Peter's weird sudden apologies (e.g. knocking Brian unconscious and doing his whole "oh my god I am so sorry ... wake up, sleepyhead"), there's Stewie's being-sensitive voice, though they seem to be overdoing that lately (e.g. "how you feeling, champ? you want a sooooda?"), there's Brian's bullshit-polite voice (e.g. congratulating his friend on the one-man show -- "thank you, what a journey") ... and still one of the funniest-ever first-watch things on the show is like three minutes of Stewie ridiculing a girl's "you are the weakest link" joke, halting and hmming and coming up with more approaches the whole time. They're just damned good with the ways people talk to try and fill in awkward moments.

Then again I am apparently like twelve years old, cause my favorite joke in the whole series is Stewie making his horrible French horn sound and backing out of the room saying "That was 'Me Farting' ... by Chopin."

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 18:55 (twenty years ago)

But see yeah, this season they tried to reprise the patronizing-Stewie voice with a whole thing about Brian's unfinished novel -- twice in one episode -- and it felt incredibly dead.

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 18:58 (twenty years ago)

this sunday's Family guy (#2) was insanely funny. laughed way more at that than i have at any simpsons in the last 2-3 years, and have laughed proportionally more at family guy than i have at any simpsons in the last several years.

however, NOTHING beats the simpsons in its prime.

AaronK (AaronK), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 19:01 (twenty years ago)

I think Sunday's "Breakfast Machine" bit may be one of the funniest things I have ever seen.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 19:07 (twenty years ago)

nabisco OTM re: the 3rd season. I think the best part about Family Guy (besides the awkward conversation stuff) is the fact that it is DELIBERATELY hit and miss (sort of). My roommate had the entire season DVD set and we would just throw it in when we got home from skiing/work and almost every episode had at least a solid handful of killer jokes. Shows that are so hyper-referential are by definition hit and miss.

giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 19:10 (twenty years ago)

King of the HIll beats all, at the moment.

Gear! (Ill Cajun Gunsmith) (Gear!), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 19:15 (twenty years ago)

NB y'all have no idea how long I have been waiting for someone on here to make an obvious referential joke so I can cut-and-paste Stewie's weakest-link speech in response.

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 19:18 (twenty years ago)

None of these things are as funny as Chris Morris' face so fuck it, let's all give up.

Hello, you.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 19:19 (twenty years ago)

Family Guy isn't a sitcom, it's a sketch show. The Simpsons has to go "What longwinded and tedious set-up can we do to get to this marginally funny gag", whilst Family Guy can just have Peter go "Hey, remember when..." joke, next scene. Family Guy has smoked any other animation on TV for the past five years, South Park excluded.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 19:20 (twenty years ago)

One of the saddest things I've ever seen on the Internet was a discussiongroup where people would post their fledgeling Simpsons scripts and everyone else would tear them apart, lambast and ridicule the author for not capturing the True Essence of the show. I felt like I was watching a whole bunch of people who desperately needed to masturbate but didn't know how.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 19:23 (twenty years ago)

...

Gear! (Ill Cajun Gunsmith) (Gear!), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 19:24 (twenty years ago)

For some reason that just reminded me of the beginning of 2001.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 19:24 (twenty years ago)

re family guy: what's with all the singing? the songs aren't funny

älänbänänä (alanbanana), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 19:24 (twenty years ago)

I'm sorry Dan but yours just wasn't very good!

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 19:25 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, way to write a clip show Dan. Ass.

cousin larry bundgee: the next generation, season two (bundgee), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 19:26 (twenty years ago)

I am NOT arguing about the Simpsons on the internet.
-- n/a (nu...), July 12th, 2005 3:25 PM. (Nick A.) (later)

n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 19:26 (twenty years ago)

Hahahaha!

The thing that's hilarious in retrospect is that the script that they were tearing to little bits was actually funny but it was written in the Family Guy absurd-aside style, ergo it had to be stomped like a cockroach. (This was before the premiere of Family Guy.) There was all of this handwringing going on about how Homer didn't do anything to show he loved his family in the first scene and how it didn't make sense that there would be all of these jumpcuts to sight gags and why did you write something that would make the Baby Jesus cry, etc etc etc.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 19:30 (twenty years ago)

So Seth McFarlane sold his show by posting to a newsgroup?

Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 19:46 (twenty years ago)

King of the HIll beats all, at the moment.

Oh, no, no, no. "Highway to Heaven" was a funnier show than "KOTH" is at the moment.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 19:51 (twenty years ago)

fter all that (and it really does take a while), peter looks over to his right and the lens follows to reveal a comfort inn just off camera.

this doesn't sound funny at all. the lead up does though. the pay off sounds obvious and dumb.

I hate this show, it's not funny. Neither is the Simpsons anymore. South Park hasn't been funny since the movie. Maybe I'm really too old for cartoons???

kyle (akmonday), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 19:53 (twenty years ago)

http://nodeity.com/pics/nomorewar_s.gif

n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 19:54 (twenty years ago)

now that I think of it I agree w/Gear. Simpsons has been declining for awhile (5+ years), the Family Guy is not funny at all and yet - I still love every new episode of King of the Hill. Better characters, better writing.

also it is the only network cartoon to ever regularly feature a WS Burroughs analogue.

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 12 July 2005 19:57 (twenty years ago)

The novel thing went on for way too long, but occasionally they still get a zing in there with Stewie/Brian. Chris has always been the dullest character, whenever an episode is about him it's boring. Now I was just reminded that this taunt was in Blender magazine, so...

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 20:01 (twenty years ago)

I thought he was a HS Thompson analogue.

Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 20:06 (twenty years ago)

hmm, that kinda works too, now that you mention it (at least as far as the baseball cap and glasses). But it was initially the exterminator thing that made me tip it to Burroughs.

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 12 July 2005 20:09 (twenty years ago)

where does family guy stand racially? obv its a white man's world w/ this frame of reference apparently designed for nerdy white middle class 24 yr old college grads from iowa or whatever but then only ppl i know who are hyped up crazy in love with the show are black folks, 2 of my best friends from h.s. & a girl i worked with & um dan & nitsuh?! but the shit dealin w/ race seems crazy awkward to me, in a dangerous ooh-im-so-white way, how black ppl only exist to be "black" and nothing else (black jokes about cleveland when bowling or whatever, stewie mocks bill cosby as "black comedian", the racial quotas at the news station (cuz black or asian reporters are only on TV as tokens, hey kinda like family guy!), unearned "i hate black ppl" punchlines that seem to exist cuz somebody on the show actually wants to say that outright, and what the fuck is up w/ clevelands wifes voice??!! its like moms mabley crossed w/ the maid from tom & jerry, the closest you get to that amos n andy/kingfish voice ive seen on tv in like 30 years

3, Tuesday, 12 July 2005 20:43 (twenty years ago)

but yeah i didnt get it at first, you cant just watch a couple lame pop culture/transformers/g.i. jokes you gotta wait for the deliberate shit- nitsuh is right about the awkward speech jokes, mark p is right about the pauses, and all yall are right about brian and stewie, that recent one where he defended jay leno, when he made morning after small-talk w/ the CPR dummy, and especially hiding in the corpses jacket and diverting a cop w/ this completely banal conversation about his cousin who worked in a nearby office, i think the funniest shit comes from this kind of weird listenin to normal ppl and repeatin it back verbatim. but then it all falls apart when dudes have to write for women or black folks or anybody who isnt a 20-something while male or stand-in (i.e. stewie & brian) and that still fucks up the show for me

3, Tuesday, 12 July 2005 20:45 (twenty years ago)

like three minutes of Stewie ridiculing a girl's "you are the weakest link" joke, halting and hmming and coming up with more approaches the whole time.

they did this again on sunday, with stewie just laying into his babysitter's boyfriend

also, someone noted that the simpsons writers don't really do the wacky asides anymore, as they ceded that territory to Family Guy years ago.

Except that the Simpsons never did it as cut-aways, but only in the characters imaginations:

e.g. "I am evil ho-MER! I am evil HO-mer" or

or

"Bart, are you thinking what i'm thinking?"

"Probably not."

[Bart imagines himself sticking up Santa Claus, then riding away on the sled]

"Haw haw haw."

Which is something I really miss.

"Hmmmm. 'Hostage Negotiator....?'"

kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 20:46 (twenty years ago)

Simpsons has sucked since season 11.

Family Guy has sucked since episode 1.

God, Tuesday, 12 July 2005 20:48 (twenty years ago)

so, ethan, you DIDN'T like it when Quagmire was servicin' Cleveland's wife, Loretta?

kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 20:50 (twenty years ago)

see i never saw the weakest link joke so stewies boyfriend monologue to me was hilarious, and actually did kinda have a simpsons dis in it ('oh why dont you download some more simpsons episodes, hm? its mr plow, is it? you know the song, do you? so does everyone!')

3, Tuesday, 12 July 2005 20:51 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, pretty much every inch of the show's dealings with black people and similar fall into that dumb Farrelly-brothers type of space where they exist solely as the premise to jokes on racism or stereotypes or whatever other identity-related stuff can pull out of it -- worst of all when the effort is made to be "shocking" or "un-PC" about it. This seems like one of those 12-year-old aspects of Macfarlane that you wind up having to tune out or just roll your eyes at. It seems like some effort's been made to turn Cleveland into a more generally functional character, but yeah -- for the first few seasons the treatment of his wife as like Isabel-Sanford-sounding neck-snapping Sassy Lady was kinda dumb and creepy.

I kinda got off on Stewie's boyfriend-taunting, yeah, cause the taunt was surely pretty close to home for the show's whole audience: Strokes-liking college boys file-sharing Simpsons episodes and smoking weed out of soda cans?

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 20:52 (twenty years ago)

http://img336.imageshack.us/img336/5986/adn6pv.jpg

kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 20:53 (twenty years ago)

dude shes not even a character its just a collection of "sho nuff!"s and "oooh, i de-CLARE!"s which can be very very funny in a modern context but on family guy they never even try to earn the right to joke about it, its just lazy and racist

3, Tuesday, 12 July 2005 20:53 (twenty years ago)

its mr plow, is it? you know the song, do you? so does everyone!'

Because it's funny.

Unfunny above in photo.

God, Tuesday, 12 July 2005 20:54 (twenty years ago)

I don't understand even the basic premise of the Family Guy. I don't understand how it's NOT a vastly inferior rip-off of the Simpsons in terms of style, form, and function.

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 12 July 2005 20:57 (twenty years ago)

x-post nitsuh yeah its probably good to slot it into farrelly bros who somehow seem less offensive still (cuz theyre more sentimental overall??) but really nothing can be as bad as that 50 cent/rappin bart simpsons episode so ill keep fuckin w/ family guy. but this narrow, lazy idea of what real live actual black ppl are is still a major problem w/ the culture of comedy shit like family guy nowadays, especially cuz like i said the loyal audience seems to be made up of alot of real live actual black ppl

3, Tuesday, 12 July 2005 20:57 (twenty years ago)

man i laughed at the strokes/ipod joke too

3, Tuesday, 12 July 2005 20:57 (twenty years ago)

I'd so cast a thunderbolt to set Family Guy on fire if they hadn't cracked down on it recently.

Being God isn't all it's cracked up to be. Being everywhere, I have to watch Family Shit. Yeah, I use curse words. I never said you couldn't. Those are your rules.

God, Tuesday, 12 July 2005 20:57 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, I can't fathom what the joke is meant to be -- it's not like they can quite claim they're trying to "parody" the cliche Sassy Black Woman character, although I suspect they might think that's what they're doing.

And E, the one with the Weakest Link thing is one of my favorites -- now that I think about it, two of the other jokes I reference up there are in that episode. It's the one where Stewie winds up in theater school.

Also I saw the shirt y'all got for Phil and it was all sweet and shit.

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 20:58 (twenty years ago)

I mean, a show about a dysfunctional animated family loaded with pop-cultural references, surreal asides, and mysanthropy = the Simpsons. There is no need for slightly different variations on this formula - the boundaries of animation are limitless, DO SOMETHING ELSE.

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 12 July 2005 20:58 (twenty years ago)

Being God isn't all it's cracked up to be. Being everywhere, I have to watch Family Shit. Yeah, I use curse words. I never said you couldn't. Those are your rules.

Sub Custos at best.

Leon C. (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 21:00 (twenty years ago)

haha thanx nitsuh!! yeah i really laugh & laugh at the stewie jokes sometimes, ppl who hate the show dont seem to care that outta 22 minutes even if the other 21 minutes of it are wack thats still 1 more funny minute than any other show on tv

3, Tuesday, 12 July 2005 21:00 (twenty years ago)

tho i only got 2 channels and the other one is nbc

3, Tuesday, 12 July 2005 21:01 (twenty years ago)

I have only ever had a mild interest in The Simpsons.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 21:03 (twenty years ago)

Stewie: It wasn't even about the eggs, really. Frankly, I like the yolks. I have no problem. There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me. And it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore. I sometimes wonder if all women are this difficult. And then I think to myself, "My God wouldn't it be marvelous if i turned out to be a homosexual?"

3, Tuesday, 12 July 2005 21:04 (twenty years ago)

I don't care if there are a million simpsons ripoffs, so long as they make me laugh, if only occassionally. family guy does.

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 21:05 (twenty years ago)

Shakey do you sometimes feel your persona is that of a man screaming into a void? Cos that's kind of what you're making me think, right now.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 21:05 (twenty years ago)

And yeah, Farrelleys are kinda obsessed with white-man-in-sea-of-"different"-people but they always bring some kind of sweetness or weirdness that cuts through a bit -- plus the "different" characters still have some individual personality to them. Family Guy does that awful thing of putting a black person on screen and then not thinking "what's funny about this guy" but rather "what's funny about black people" (and they don't even really have any good answers to that second question).

Here's something I can't wrap my head around: some of Family Guy's laziest time-filler loops still strike me as hilarious, even when I know what they're doing. I think the original was when Peter banged his knee and then rolled around on the ground for like a minute and a half groaning -- and for some reason I still laugh at it. It's certainly funnier than all their random back-references this season (evil monkey, deaf guy covered in honey, etc).

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 21:05 (twenty years ago)

That Peter in pain bit is funny because of the "hiss" sound and the duration.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 21:07 (twenty years ago)

(Also I remember the specific joke that first made me realize I really liked the Family Guy -- the flash about Peter's old job at the Electric Company, where he's on the show and can't keep up with the phonetics game and starts going "slow down, geez, it's my first day here.")

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 21:09 (twenty years ago)

Well it's kind of like how a lot of Norm MacDonald's newscaster SNL jokes weren't actually funny but people laughed anyway, because once he said not-funny-thing he'd just stare menacingly at the camera, for minutes, until people started laughing, uncomfortably at first but then you start really laughing cos, what the fuck are you laughing at, for real?

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 21:09 (twenty years ago)

Hasn't the "stretch a gag until it's unfunny and stretch it further until it becomes funnier than it was in the first place" thing been done much in American comedy? It was quite a common thing in old British music hall, I'm trying to think of more recent examples of it in the UK but can't. Maybe some Fast Show stuff?

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 21:09 (twenty years ago)

I think the thing with it is that American tv is, generally, pretty frightened of the idea of "dead air."

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 21:11 (twenty years ago)

I blame remote controls.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 21:11 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, I was going to say. Is the idea that "Friends" was the first US sitcom not to finish every scene with a gag just PR or true?

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 21:12 (twenty years ago)

My favorite Family Guy bit is when Peter has infiltrated a rehab clinic, but someone there suspects he's up to no good and asks his name. Put on the spot, he tries to think up an alias by noticing things around the room: a Pea, a Tear and finally a Gryphon which flies across the screen.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 21:12 (twenty years ago)

And then I think to myself, "My God wouldn't it be marvelous if i turned out to be a homosexual?"

subject of the Family Guy DVD that hits in like 2 months.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0385690/

xpost:

also, conan o'brien employs it a bit.

kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 21:12 (twenty years ago)

"Family Guy" pwns the awkward over-long joke category. Genuniely uncomfortable at times.

giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 21:13 (twenty years ago)

"stretch a gag until it's unfunny and stretch it further until it becomes funnier than it was in the first place" thing been done much in American comedy"

the Simpsons did (and still do) this all the time.

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 12 July 2005 21:14 (twenty years ago)

Anyway, my favourite FG moment (if we're sharing)

Wally: Hey Dilbert, what do you call it when someone from middle management goes all the way to upper management?

Dilbert: I don't know, what do you call it?

Wally: A promotion.

(pause)

Dilbert: Here's a memo.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 21:14 (twenty years ago)

That's just PR re: Friends; I mean think of the amazing amounts of sitcoms that have had "very special episodes."

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 21:15 (twenty years ago)

Stewie goes gay and back, but in the touching/hilarious Stewie-becomes-a-man flash-forward, he's asking his wife who made a long-distance phone-call. I think they're all Freudian over there, and for the time being he's just polymorphously perverse.

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 21:16 (twenty years ago)

ilX in hatin' meta-referencin' shockah!

I'm sure others have noticed how on Family Guy they purposefully test the viewers' patience with long, deliberately over-long scenes. This probably turns off a lot of people, but halfway through such scenes I realise, "Oh wait, Macfarlane's pulling a Michaelangelo Antonioni again!" and that makes me appreciate the show more.

Ian Riese-Moraine: that obscure object of desire. (Eastern Mantra), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 21:17 (twenty years ago)

I think you have to remember that Family Guy has no continuity whatsoever. Flashbacks have revealed that Peter was both born as a woman and is an evil robot clone of himself.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 21:18 (twenty years ago)

(x-post)

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 21:18 (twenty years ago)

also, someone noted that the simpsons writers don't really do the wacky asides anymore, as they ceded that territory to Family Guy years ago.

Sort of... there was an episode last season, I think, where Homer bought a defibrillator and made a crack that I can't remember exactly now. I think it was something about being able to hold something (fatty food? drugs?) in one hand that would threaten to bring his life ever closer to its end and another thing (defib) in the other that could extend it. Not a great joke, but something that if left as a throwaway might've been amusing in a "first eight/nine seasons" type way.

But they didn't leave it there. No, they had to have him demonstrate the joke by alternating between the two items. I turned to whoever I was watching the episode with and said "this is the very essence of what Family Guy, et al, have done to The Simpsons!"

Eric H. (Eric H.), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 21:18 (twenty years ago)

I should restate. I don't hate Family Guy. I dismiss it. I wish the writers of The Simpsons found a way to do so also.

Or the problem could just be they don't have anything left. Yeah, that's obviously it.

Eric H. (Eric H.), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 21:19 (twenty years ago)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0182576/quotes

might as well link this here for bored lollers.

Peter: Make like Siamese twins and split... and then one of you die.

kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 21:19 (twenty years ago)

I've never paid attention enough to know exactly why I don't like "The Family Guy." The name of the show sort of sucks. Like it's all about the Dad, and everyone else is just his accoutrements. But maybe that's not what the actual show is like, because I've never paid attention it for more than like 20 seconds. Something about it just turns me off. The people at my work watch it constantly. We have TVs in my office and sometimes they'll watch the same episode twice in one night, since it comes on at like 1 in the morning and again at 3. There's a toddler character who talks, counterintuitively, in the voice of a grown British man. Which is pretty funny.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 21:23 (twenty years ago)

Dom OTM about it not being even slightly a sitcom. Maybe one of the most telling gags was the one in the third episode of the new series where they did a joke about how they are basically Rowan & Martin's Laugh-in (the third episode is also the one where the gum is the most over-chewed, so to speak).

Along with the black/asian thing, there's a tendency of them to make jokes based on violence to women: The Honeymooners gag, stuffing dead John Cusack into a mail box, the blind deaf dumb quadriplegic Meg, and that random "What do you say to a drink after work?" "I say Beth's going to have another black eye to explain tomorrow!" exchange. They get away with it because it's funny.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 21:30 (twenty years ago)

The show turned my whole world upside down face.

Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 21:32 (twenty years ago)

They get away with it because it's funny.

i think that's part of the joke; making cracks in an almost deadpan way about really horrifying things.

kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 21:38 (twenty years ago)

My favorite Family Guy bit is when Peter has infiltrated a rehab clinic, but someone there suspects he's up to no good and asks his name. Put on the spot, he tries to think up an alias by noticing things around the room: a Pea, a Tear and finally a Gryphon which flies across the screen.

Already been done on The Simpsons.


  • "Don't say 'revenge,' don't say 'revenge.'"

  • "Hello, my name is Mr. Burns.

  • Leeeeeee (Leee), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 21:39 (twenty years ago)

    KID'S GOT AN UPSIDE DOWN FACE! IT'S WACKY! LIKE AN OVERSIZED DOORKNOB!

    Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 21:40 (twenty years ago)

    xpost: I don't get it.

    Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 21:43 (twenty years ago)

    I swear every message board on the internet has a "Family Guy VS Simpsons" thread somewhere. In fact this is probably the most played subject on the entire WWW.

    billstevejim (billstevejim), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 21:47 (twenty years ago)

    never witnessed vi vs emacs have you?

    Or mac vs pc, ie vs netscape.

    Sadly there never was much of a OS2 Win95 fite was there.

    Rufus 3000 (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 21:50 (twenty years ago)

    FUK U ITS ALL ABOUT NeXT

    kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 21:53 (twenty years ago)

    "I suppose neither of us is really cut out for love, and we sh-OH MY GOD, Jeremy's still in the trunk. How long's it been...let's see...two weeks? Yeah, he's dead. Definitely dead."

    Michael Philip Philip Philip Avoidant (Ferg), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 22:18 (twenty years ago)

    3 OTM about the racial shit. I've watched some here and there, caught a whiff of the half-joking(if that) white guy triumphalism schtick(at least South Park knows what to do with it), didn't find it terribly funny otherwise and don't think they belong in the same conversation as at least the first 10 years of the Simpsons. There's good gags every once in a while but the air of meanspiritedness and lack of continuity means there's nothing to fall back on, certainly nothing to love and everything to hate if the gags aren't clicking.

    tremendoid (tremendoid), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 22:32 (twenty years ago)

    The meanspiritedness is precisely what makes it funny. You people seriosuly need to embrace a little hate in your lives.

    The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 23:26 (twenty years ago)

    GET ONE DAILY FREEWAY COMMUTE

    tremendoid (tremendoid), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 23:32 (twenty years ago)

    http://img325.imageshack.us/img325/8232/agu5dj.jpg

    kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 23:35 (twenty years ago)

    see to me this show is like that poor chap who tried to take down James Murphy with witty comic strips

    Gear! (Ill Cajun Gunsmith) (Gear!), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 23:41 (twenty years ago)

    I'd say it's about 1,000,000x funnier than that.

    Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 23:53 (twenty years ago)

    nitsuh = smartest person ever.
    that is all.

    car1y, Wednesday, 13 July 2005 00:53 (twenty years ago)

    but those comics were funny :D

    Gear! (Ill Cajun Gunsmith) (Gear!), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 00:54 (twenty years ago)

    Dan absolutely OTM.

    Ian Riese-Moraine: that obscure object of desire. (Eastern Mantra), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 00:55 (twenty years ago)

    The meanspiritedness is precisely what makes it funny. You people seriosuly need to embrace a little hate in your lives.

    Dan totally OTM. Actually the long drawn out gags are what I dont like about FG, but I find a lot to laugh at - I love absurdities and surreal moments, and people going SPLAT on their face for no reason. It helps I'm australian and dont have to find popculture gags over-tired Hell we dont even GET some of them. I had to explain the Margot Kidder one to Nick.

    Futurama kicks both these shows arses anyway for one reason - its actually very very clever.

    Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 00:59 (twenty years ago)

    xpost haha!

    Also, I've said this before but I really think that Nitsuh should run for some kind of office one day.

    Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 01:05 (twenty years ago)

    I think they're even in terms of cleverness - I mean, Family Guy pulls off some fairly esoteric references.

    Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 01:07 (twenty years ago)

    I'm yet to see an obscure physics or maths joke in Family Guy ;P

    Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 01:34 (twenty years ago)

    Time for Timer!

    Ian Riese-Moraine: that obscure object of desire. (Eastern Mantra), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 01:40 (twenty years ago)

    Why does comedy need to be hateful? I think hate is better served with drama and reality tv.

    Leeeeeee (Leee), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 01:50 (twenty years ago)

    Trayce, I'm-a find you one.

    Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 02:19 (twenty years ago)

    i think the black/white race gags are sometimes offputting but i always took the "asian reporter" thing as more of a meta-rif on how every sitcom has an asian reporter character (notably married with children) and i don't even rilly remember any particularly racial jokes about her other than that she's the token asian reporter.

    the drawn-out gag thing can also get rilly boring and irritating if overused, or if it's just an excuse to do something stupid. like i found the whole chicken-chase-montage just truly boring and dumb, as well as the north by northwest rip and etc. which i guess is more that the "truly extended cut-away" for its own sake is generally a bad idea b/c after a certain amount of extension there needs to be some justification WITHIN the cutaway, and not just in the "ooh look this is a long weird cutaway" factor.

    Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 03:34 (twenty years ago)

    I am slightly amazed to find someone else who esteems King of the Hill as much as I do on this thread. It's past the sell-by date now, I know, but the first six or seven seasons were just great. Especially the fourth.

    Family Guy, though, man...why does anyone like it? At all? And yet, everyone seems to love it, even though all it is is a barely competent rip off of the Simpsons after the Simpsons started to suck.

    Austin Still (Austin, Still), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 03:46 (twenty years ago)

    Well it's kind of like how a lot of Norm MacDonald's newscaster SNL jokes weren't actually funny but people laughed anyway

    any given four second Norm MacDonald is about 7000000 times funnier than any Family Guy episode

    kyle (akmonday), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 03:48 (twenty years ago)

    Also, between Seth and Rob, I think a case could be made for exterminating the entire MacFalane clan. Just to be safe.

    Austin Still (Austin, Still), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 03:52 (twenty years ago)

    Simsons because the show had heart and three dimensional characters. Family Guy will date like a 1950's Mad Magazine soon.

    Cunga (Cunga), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 04:05 (twenty years ago)

    Seth went to RISD

    Ô¿Ô (eman), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 04:05 (twenty years ago)

    I kinda got off on Stewie's boyfriend-taunting, yeah, cause the taunt was surely pretty close to home for the show's whole audience: Strokes-liking college boys file-sharing Simpsons episodes and smoking weed out of soda cans?

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    Cunga (Cunga), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 04:15 (twenty years ago)

    "Seth went to RISD"

    For some reason, this does not mitigate my wrath. Although I don't guess it was supposed to.

    Austin Still (Austin, Still), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 04:23 (twenty years ago)

    I agree with whoever was bigging up futurama... it's my fave. of all post-simpsons shows.

    scout (scout), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 05:15 (twenty years ago)

    just watched it. good stuff. the most sit-commy of all the animated shows on television.


    I also watched Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Please, join me in celebration.

    giboyeux (skowly), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 05:18 (twenty years ago)

    Also, between Seth and Rob, I think a case could be made for exterminating the entire MacFalane clan. Just to be safe.

    Who's Rob?

    The Yellow Kid, Wednesday, 13 July 2005 05:45 (twenty years ago)

    Not to mention that it's kind of weird to write an article about a "slam" at Family Guy in a Simpsons episode that came out in 2002.

    The Yellow Kid, Wednesday, 13 July 2005 05:54 (twenty years ago)

    1950s mad magazine was awesome!!

    i can see what people are saying about the drawn-out gags in family guy being good, but i feel like they really overdo them; is it possible to watch something like that "ow! hissssssssss! ow! hissssssss! ow! hisssssssss!" thing more than once without wanting to stab yourself? i guess i prefer character-based humor to the free-for-all atmosphere of FG: some of the jokes are good but they never add up to anything much, and the animation is so ugly, plain and slick-looking that it's hard to watch for too long (this is also a problem i have with nu-simpsons: there's just something almost subliminally WRONG-looking about it).

    J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 06:25 (twenty years ago)

    Already been done on The Simpsons

    wasn't there a whole episode of south park devoted to the whole "THE SIMPSONS ALREADY DID IT!" mentality?

    anyway, the family guy is funny.
    the family guy is not a simpsons ripoff.
    the family guy is nowhere near as funny as prime simpsons.

    unfortunately the simpsons has been total and complete garbage for more than 5 years now. the son of frank grimes tries to kill homer? sideshow bob is evil again? celebrity cameos? "the simpsons are going to africa"? family guy is easily funnier than that crap.

    el sabor de gene (yournullfame), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 09:32 (twenty years ago)

    South Park hasn't been funny since the movie.
    -- kyle (akmonda...), July 12th, 2005.

    Screw you Kyle, I'm a going haaaam.

    mei (mei), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 10:49 (twenty years ago)

    haha gene otm.

    AaronK (AaronK), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 11:43 (twenty years ago)

    Sorry, I meant TODD McFarlane, not Rob. So far as I know there is no Rob.

    Anyway, Todd McFarlane is

    1 Seth's Brother

    2 the numbnuts who invented Spawn, etc.

    3 one of the principally responsible parties for the Physics? Anatomy, Perspective? Readability? DENIED! Style of comic book art.

    Austin Still (Austin, Still), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 12:22 (twenty years ago)

    Anyway, Todd McFarlane is

    1 Seth's Brother

    2 the numbnuts who invented Spawn, etc.

    !!!!

    I did not know that.

    giboyeux (skowly), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 12:52 (twenty years ago)

    I have never read that anywhere, I don't know if that's really true. Probably not.

    Leon C. (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 12:56 (twenty years ago)

    I knew the second part, but not the first. I suspect that I didn't the first because it isn't true.

    Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 12:57 (twenty years ago)

    If Todd McFarlane's related to Seth, and NO ONE in the spheres has made note of that fact in the wake of all the Family Guy hype of late, then I'm a horse jockey.

    David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 13:01 (twenty years ago)

    That's because he isn't.

    according to IMDB:

    Todd McFarlane was born in 1961 in Calgary.
    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0568825/

    Seth MacFarlane was born in 1973 in Kent, Connecticut.
    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0532235/

    from the specific humor of the show, there is no way that the guy creating it could not be from New England or grow up watching too much TV in the late '70s/'80s: the Incredible Hulk tv show, Electric Company, Snorks, the dancin' cheese guy with a cowboy hat from ABC saturday morning cartoons, Kool Aid Man, etc.

    also, i never knew this: Todd got sued by Neil Gaiman 3 years ago.

    kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 13:07 (twenty years ago)

    I like when Stewie says things like he's an old man. "How I envy them, they've got their whole lives ahead of them!"

    is it possible to watch something like that "ow! hissssssssss! ow! hissssssss! ow! hisssssssss!" thing more than once without wanting to stab yourself?

    YES

    nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 13:08 (twenty years ago)

    also, i never knew this: Todd got sued by Neil Gaiman 3 years ago.

    awesome!

    giboyeux (skowly), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 13:15 (twenty years ago)

    all this talk about celeb cameos and I forgot about "King ot the Hill":

    Snoop Dogg as a white pimp
    Tom Petty as Luann's boyfriend Lucky ("Sometimes people can be cruel to shiny things...")
    Chuck Mangione

    there aren't too many "cameos" on that show, but when they're used, they're used well.

    Gear! (Ill Cajun Gunsmith) (Gear!), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 13:22 (twenty years ago)

    Every other cartoon could take lessons from King of the Hill about celebrity cameos. I think that show is still going strong as it ages, it hasn't petered out in the sad way that the Simpsons did.

    Leon C. (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 13:27 (twenty years ago)

    Patrick Stewart guest starring on American Dad trumps almost every celebrity cameo that has occurred on King of the Hill. I mean, fuck's sake, dude said "weird stuff...BUTT STUFF". PATRICK STEWART.

    nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 13:32 (twenty years ago)

    Futurama >>>> Family Guy >>>>> Contemporary Simspsons

    tissp! (the impossible shortest specia), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 13:32 (twenty years ago)

    Not to say American Dad is funnier than KotH or anything, but holy shit. They made Patrick Stewart say dirty things.

    nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 13:33 (twenty years ago)

    I am a gullible fool. I don't even remember where I heard they are brothers anymore.

    Still, that's not going to stop me from recommending a bloodbath, cause that's just the kind of guy who fantasizes about totally unjustified genocide that I am.

    Anyway, yeah KotH does great guest voice. Those are some of the best, but I also recomend Gov. Ann Richards as herself, the Dixie Chicks as Bill's sexy cousins, Bob Goldthwaite as Jimmy Whichard, Billy Bob Thornton, James Carville, Uta Hagen, Tammy Wynette, oh, so many more. Gnereally better playing roles than themselves.

    Austin Still (Austin, Still), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 13:35 (twenty years ago)

    King of the Hill rules. I will not argue about this on the internet.

    n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 13:35 (twenty years ago)

    The episode where Khannie gets her first period - better, smarter, and dirtier than anything ever on Family Guy.

    Austin Still (Austin, Still), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 13:38 (twenty years ago)

    Peggy Hill gets all the best lines!

    I wouldn't necessarily say "dirtier".

    nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 13:39 (twenty years ago)

    Well, I mean dirtier in the sense that it makes me geneuinely uncomfortable instead of merely going "oh, they're working blue again."

    Austin Still (Austin, Still), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 13:43 (twenty years ago)

    Yeah, Peggy does get all the best lines, but she's the best character! She's so sure of herself, even when she has absolutely no reason to be.

    Also: "I DON'T KNOW YOU! THAT'S MY PURSE!"

    n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 13:46 (twenty years ago)

    I've said this before, but anyone who goes on and on about the Simpsons not having "heart" anymore but then neglects King of the Hill is a douche. KotH has so much heart it's ridiculous, more sincere than the Simpsons ever was, and it's been funnier for at least the last 5 years.

    n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 13:49 (twenty years ago)

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v229/sparekey/pic26King.jpg

    KotH has been better than "The Simpsons" and any other animated show since its second season, probably!

    Gear! (Ill Cajun Gunsmith) (Gear!), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 13:52 (twenty years ago)

    I love Bill most, myself.

    "Both of them!"

    Austin Still (Austin, Still), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 13:52 (twenty years ago)

    Best KoTH moment:

    "Aladdin.... Elmo....Jenny McCarthy?"

    Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 13:54 (twenty years ago)

    The other day, the one where those Tibetan monks come after Bobby because he's the reincarnation of the Buddha or whatever was on, and there was this part where Peggy saw somebody had a "my kid is an honor roll student" and she's like "OH YEAH, WELL MY CHILD IS GOD TO MILLIONS OF ASIANS". That SLAYED me.

    nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 13:59 (twenty years ago)

    PEGGY: A gun is a penis substitute. So Dale losing the gun club presidency is like Dale losing his...
    BILL: Penis?
    PEGGY: Exactly. Now, how do we give Dale back his penis? We anonymously answer his Soldier of Fortune ad and send him on a mission even a moron could do. Once he completes it, he will happily be back in his pathetic little bubble of self-delusion. And kudos to me for coming up with the idea.

    Gear! (Ill Cajun Gunsmith) (Gear!), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 14:03 (twenty years ago)

    HANK: Every time I turn around, he's there, hanging around, talking about things. It's like all of a sudden he wants to be my best friend.
    PEGGY: Ah. There is a word in Enrique's culture that describes this exact type of behavior: amigos.

    nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 14:05 (twenty years ago)

    HANK: The only woman I'm pimping from now on is Sweet Lady Propane. And I'm tricking her out all over this town.

    Gear! (Ill Cajun Gunsmith) (Gear!), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 14:08 (twenty years ago)

    Minh talking to Khannie about her period: "It make sad movies really intense! You watch Titanic on the right day, it blow your mind."

    Austin Still (Austin, Still), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 14:11 (twenty years ago)

    Catholic School Student: Sister Hill? I really like going to church. Does that mean I can give it up for Lent?
    Peggy Hill: Well, now... I don't think God would like that very much, but you've caught him in a loophole. Good for you!

    n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 14:15 (twenty years ago)

    Actually just go to this page: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118375/quotes.

    n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 14:16 (twenty years ago)

    check this one out:

    http://www.geocities.com/arlen_texas/kothquotes.htm

    Gear! (Ill Cajun Gunsmith) (Gear!), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 14:19 (twenty years ago)

    Speaker: That's basically what entrepreneurism is. Any questions?
    Peggy Hill: Yes. I find that I am too busy being successful so I have trouble remembering all of my bright ideas. That's why I keep a folder.
    Speaker: Uhh... That wasn't really a question. It was more of a comment.
    Peggy Hill: Oh, why thank you.

    n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 14:20 (twenty years ago)

    I can't believe how long I watched KotH before I realized exactly who it was doing Luanne's voice.

    nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 14:21 (twenty years ago)

    Futurama and King of the Hill are ANTI-FUNNY.

    Jon, remind me again why you haven't drowned in your own vomit (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 14:21 (twenty years ago)

    http://www.killermovies.com/images/movies/brittany_murphy_002.jpg

    nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 14:23 (twenty years ago)

    http://www.geocities.com/arlen_texas/kothquotes.htm

    This is a rather better source.

    crosspost!

    HANK: You're going to have to marry Luanne.
    BOBBY: But I'm only twelve years old!
    HANK: Well, just think, you can be married for eighty years.
    BOBBY: Dad, you can't make me marry Luanne!
    HANK: Yes I can, Bobby -- you're only twelve years old.

    Austin Still (Austin, Still), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 14:23 (twenty years ago)

    KAHN: She blinded me with science... doo, doo, doo! She blinded me... WITH SCIENCE!
    HANK: Pretty good job, Kahn. I've never heard that song with only one note before.
    KAHN: Yeah, it all about rhythm.


    Kahn has all the best lines. I'm still trying to find the early season ep where Kahn is trapped with Hank. "Hank Hill, your whole family like Tennessee Williams play."

    kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 15:34 (twenty years ago)

    from that same episode, where Kahn has to smuggle hank back across the mexican border:

    KAHN: You know what's funny? This time I on Texas soil first. I smuggle him in.
    HANK: Very funny, Kahn.
    KAHN: Hey, I live next door to alien now. My property worth nothing.
    HANK: Ha ha.
    KAHN: Ah, you got in the baby way. I had to memorize all the presidents. You couldn't do it. That stretch between Polk and Buchanan wipe you out. You ever heard of Garfield? He more than a cartoon cat, you know. He part of history of my country.

    kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 15:39 (twenty years ago)

    Did KOTH even jump the shark?

    Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 15:40 (twenty years ago)

    I am so happy with the direction this thread has taken.

    Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 15:50 (twenty years ago)

    KotH has if anything become stronger as it's gone along!

    Gear! (Ill Cajun Gunsmith) (Gear!), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 15:52 (twenty years ago)

    tho it should be noted that KotH, Simpsons, & the Family Guy are all very different shows with very different approaches.

    they also all happen to focus on the daily lives of an average-sized middle-class american white(or yellow) family.

    kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 15:54 (twenty years ago)

    meanwhile, in the 'strangely overlooked' file:

    http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/News/9908/06/showbuzz/pjs.jpg

    Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 15:56 (twenty years ago)

    KotH could be live action, only they'd never find actors that believable.

    Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 15:57 (twenty years ago)

    Also, Bobby (and Kahnnie and Joseph) wouldn't be able to stay 12/13 for 10 years.

    Austin Still (Austin, Still), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 16:01 (twenty years ago)

    Every other cartoon could take lessons from King of the Hill about celebrity cameos.

    Here, here. WOrd up to Sally Field and Mary Tyler Moore especially.

    I was about to come on here and pull KotH down by saying that they have a really bad tendency to get all maudlin and poignant in every episode. Let me guess, Bobby develops a new habit that Hank doesn't think is "man" enough. Peggy mangles Spanish, Bill acts pathetic, and by the end of the episode, Hank realizes that Bobby's okay after all.

    They still kinda do that a lot, but reading these quotes, quotes I've had quoted to me 100 times now, all of a sudden I get it a little better.

    I also just realized that Kahn is an angaram of Hank. Har har har.

    Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 16:01 (twenty years ago)

    Funny how the Simpsons kids have managed to stay roughly the same age all this time. What a year they've had!

    Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 16:01 (twenty years ago)

    they do age though, very slowly, but KotH cares enough about their characters to let them believe that they're real

    xxpost

    Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 16:02 (twenty years ago)

    KotH does have a few boilerplate plots that they rely on too much, and it probably wouldn't be so bad if they let the younger generation gain a few years to get some more plot ideas. But, this upcoming season is almost certainly the last one, so whatever.

    Austin Still (Austin, Still), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 16:05 (twenty years ago)

    Actually Pleasant Pains does bring to light an interesting point. Regardless of what show we're talking about, 'heart' episodes tend to rely on a formula involving devices such as redemption or the basic calm/storm/calm sequence of story-telling.

    More recent Simpsons episodes have jettisoned this need in an attempt to stay fresh, meaning a lot of the time there's no 'happy ending' or redemption for Homer/Bart/whoever (because that would be cliched), 'heart' or indeed 'humanity' effectively replaced by increased metatastic self-indlugence in order to deliver 22 minutes of entertainment.

    Still works for a lot of people, but not me (with other shows maybe).

    Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 16:09 (twenty years ago)

    Anyway:

    "Don't you see? You're not making rock and roll better, you're making Christianity worse!"

    Austin Still (Austin, Still), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 16:10 (twenty years ago)

    Family Guy is good, and probably my favorite at the moment. I've decided I dislike the musical numbers though. Futurama also good. I'm actually bored of The Simpsons, even from the period when they were funny. It was definitely great for several years though.

    ATHF and Sealab are extremely funny maybe a quarter of the time.

    I never watch King of the Hill.

    (Who cares about "heart" in shows like these?)

    sleep (sleep), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 16:48 (twenty years ago)

    (some people)

    oops (Oops), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 18:42 (twenty years ago)

    (short people)

    Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 18:43 (twenty years ago)

    (got)

    Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 18:43 (twenty years ago)

    (no reason)

    Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 18:44 (twenty years ago)

    (to duck)

    Gear! (Ill Cajun Gunsmith) (Gear!), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 18:45 (twenty years ago)

    Who cares about "heart" in shows like these?

    The irony of sorts was that in it's golden era The Simpsons did seem to care a lot, but regularly commenting on how the pure, absurd horror of Itchy & Skratchy was a genuinely great thing (which it clearly was).

    Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 19:05 (twenty years ago)

    I haven't watched the Simpsons with any regularity sense about '94/'95, but it seemed to me that even as they were been called subversive and what not, they still ultimately were quite message-oriented and staunch believers in the FAMILY UNIT.

    Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 19:09 (twenty years ago)

    "Heart" can add to a sitcom, but it can rarely detract. For instance, Porridge is all the better for the compassion it has for its main characters. I'm Alan Partridge, on the other hand, wouldn't be improved at all by any humanity.

    Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 19:10 (twenty years ago)

    sense = since. time to go home

    Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 19:11 (twenty years ago)

    it seemed to me that even as they were been called subversive and what not, they still ultimately were quite message-oriented and staunch believers in the FAMILY UNIT.

    well, yeah, but when has actual reality had anything whatsoever to do with the what the rightwing critics accused the show of doing?

    Even a book or three has come out about how the show is one of the most religious television programs out there.

    kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 19:25 (twenty years ago)

    OK, I don't mean to say that "heart" (what is this? just a bit of genuine sentimentality or a moral lesson in each episode?) is a bad thing. But the shows I currently like the most are the ones I perceive as having less heart than say, the Simpsons or KotH. I watch them to laugh, not because I care about Lisa's relationship with Marge or the lesson Bart learned today. I know those things are used to set up funny situations, but they're also not really necessary (Dom OTM upthread).

    sleep (sleep), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 19:27 (twenty years ago)

    perhaps you're not referring to heart so much as sentimentality, be it overly maudlin or not

    kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 19:29 (twenty years ago)

    Heart, sentimentality -- point out the difference.

    meanwhile, in the 'strangely overlooked' file
    HAHAHAHAHAHA! OTM.

    I hadn't seen an episode of King of the Hill in years up until three weeks ago. I was surprised it was still on but I was even more surprised that it was still enjoyable.

    Ian Riese-Moraine: the crown prince of understatement. (Eastern Mantra), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 21:34 (twenty years ago)

    http://img156.echo.cx/my.php?image=page39ao.jpg

    Wow, has a show ever had a more obnoxious stable of famous fans?

    Cunga (Cunga), Thursday, 14 July 2005 20:55 (twenty years ago)

    Heart, sentimentality -- point out the difference.

    http://www.100xr.com/100_XR/Artists/H/Heart/Heart.jpg

    http://www.omguide.com/images/R_Marx_Color.jpg

    Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 14 July 2005 21:00 (twenty years ago)

    Wow, Seth MacFarlane = James Dean Bradfield lookalike!

    Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 14 July 2005 21:13 (twenty years ago)

    Wow, has a show ever had a more obnoxious stable of famous fans?

    Does Howard Stern's E show count?

    Also, where john mayer lay on the line between heart & sentimentality?

    kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 14 July 2005 21:52 (twenty years ago)

    "how you feeling, champ? you want a sooooda?"

    This still cracks me the fuck up.

    luna (luna.c), Thursday, 14 July 2005 21:54 (twenty years ago)

    also, that's an ish of Blender, ferchrissakes. for mooks, by mooks. No wonder they'd get such a mook-centric cross-section of celeb fans.

    And gene simmons being on there is no surprise, since Kiss has been on the show a few times. The best part of their appearance was Ace Frehley was just as whacked-out on the cartoon as he is reportedly in real life. He even yells random stupid things at the wrong time, which the other members of the band react to with slight dread.

    kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 14 July 2005 22:00 (twenty years ago)

    Speaking of heart or feeling or whatever, Futurama again does this better than anyone I think. It has had episodes that have made me (and a hell of a lot of other people) cry, really cry. The Fry and his dog one and Leela in a coma ones especially. Futurama actually bothered to try something most other cartoons havent - to sometimes stop trying to be a funny comedy show and just tell a story.

    Trayce (trayce), Friday, 15 July 2005 00:48 (twenty years ago)

    yes, just tell a story. for me, that's the crucial thing that's lacking in recent simpsons. it just happened to coincide with the departure of heart/feeling/whatever. the funniest parts of a show like south park come out of the plot and the characters, and often aren't (as) funny if you don't know what the plot is or aren't familiar with the characters.

    oops (Oops), Friday, 15 July 2005 00:59 (twenty years ago)

    You're right there, oops. I mean I like the recent Simpsons for the most part, thought it is a little thin, and yeah it is because they're wanting when it comes to any kind of story (or the story is a rehash of one they did before already). Im not gonna froth at the mouth on the innernet about how lame the Simpsons is now, thats just boring - but yeah. Story.

    Trayce (trayce), Friday, 15 July 2005 01:18 (twenty years ago)

    wow that koth quotes page is fantastic "that's my purse!!" holy shit

    dave k, Friday, 15 July 2005 01:55 (twenty years ago)

    (short people)

    -- Huk-L (handsomishbo...), July 13th, 2005 3:43 PM. (Huk-L)

    (got)

    -- Huk-L (handsomishbo...), July 13th, 2005 3:43 PM. (Huk-L)

    (no reason)

    -- Huk-L (handsomishbo...), July 13th, 2005 3:44 PM. (Huk-L)

    hahaha

    you probably don't care, but there is a great scene in a family guy episode featuring randy newman

    Ô¿Ô (eman), Friday, 15 July 2005 02:13 (twenty years ago)

    The Fry and his dog one and Leela in a coma ones

    I love Futurama. Really love it. On the right day, wd prob'ly argue that it's more perfectly formed than The Simpsons. But don't you ever feel that those episodes are trying too hard to be "wow that was so emotional!"? And that kind of tarnishes my zinc-y cynical pump-valve.

    Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Friday, 15 July 2005 02:54 (twenty years ago)

    LEFT FOOT RIGHT FOOT LEFT FOOT RIGHT FOOT

    Futurama might be my favorite show ever if I'm being honest with myself. Well actually if I'm being honest with myself my favorite show is probably something frightening like Manimal but Futurama is up there.

    The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 15 July 2005 03:28 (twenty years ago)

    But don't you ever feel that those episodes are trying too hard to be "wow that was so emotional!"?

    Agreed. At least the one about Fry's dog was very funny before it tried to break my heart. The one about Leela's coma just outright sucked.

    The Yellow Kid, Friday, 15 July 2005 04:30 (twenty years ago)

    Whaaaat? "The Sting" is one of my fave Futurama eps ever! The whole "wtf is going on, is Leela dreaming or what?" stuff was really cool and surreal and poignant. And funny.

    Trayce (trayce), Friday, 15 July 2005 05:01 (twenty years ago)

    Futurama: not many jokes, not that funny.
    Family Guy: full of jokes, even less funny.

    The Family Guy is exactly what the Simpsons has become, aimless yet also strangely strident. You can feel each scene straining to impress, like Judy Garland.

    They're watching it at work again.

    Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 15 July 2005 05:16 (twenty years ago)

    futurama's parody of "willy wonka" was way funnier than family guy's!

    J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Friday, 15 July 2005 05:24 (twenty years ago)

    Futurama was so fucking DENSE with jokes it wasn't funny. I remember watching the Simpsons & it back to back years ago, and marvelling how the writing on it was far tighter and more packed. I think the episode i realized this was the ep where they visited the Planet of the Amazon Women.

    "SNOO SNOO!"

    kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 15 July 2005 05:54 (twenty years ago)

    And anyone who says Family Guy doesn't reinforce traditional morality is fucking high on strong strong crack.

    xpost: kingfish, when I say jokes I mean setup-punchline standup comedy style jokes. Which I love. But my memory of Futurama is that it doesn't have many of these. Hmm.

    Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 15 July 2005 05:56 (twenty years ago)

    Farnsworth is the funniest motherfucker ever, tho.

    "Awwww, I made myself sad."

    Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Friday, 15 July 2005 06:06 (twenty years ago)

    Leela: Fry, get up. You're covered in bedsores.
    Fry: Not COVERED.

    More like Tony GAYO am I right? Fellas? (Matt Chesnut), Friday, 15 July 2005 06:09 (twenty years ago)

    Farnsworth is great. Zoidberg is hilarious. *Smashes Farnsworths ship in bottle" "Oh no! The professor will hit me! ... but if Zoidberg fixes it... then perhaps, GIFTS!"

    Trayce (trayce), Friday, 15 July 2005 06:28 (twenty years ago)

    when I say jokes I mean setup-punchline standup comedy style jokes. Which I love. But my memory of Futurama is that it doesn't have many of these. Hmm.

    You reckon? Theres tons and tons of absurd one liners in this show! Many are very nerdy I'll admit. Maybe some people miss those? I dunno. I laugh at every second line :/

    Trayce (trayce), Friday, 15 July 2005 06:35 (twenty years ago)

    "Hooray! Now Zoidberg is the center of attention!"

    kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 15 July 2005 06:36 (twenty years ago)

    "Everybody we invited is here"

    "Also Zoidberg!"

    Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Friday, 15 July 2005 06:37 (twenty years ago)

    Zoidberg: They kicked us out for unsatisfactory work...and for eating penguin eggs.
    Fry: You ate most of them!

    More like Tony GAYO am I right? Fellas? (Matt Chesnut), Friday, 15 July 2005 06:46 (twenty years ago)

    "You vant maybe a nice cup of cocoa?"
    "Bah! No MARSHMALLOWS!" *thwack*

    Trayce (trayce), Friday, 15 July 2005 06:47 (twenty years ago)

    "Save my friends! And Zoidberg!"

    The Yellow Kid, Friday, 15 July 2005 07:00 (twenty years ago)

    "With my last breath, I curse Zoiiidberg!"

    The Yellow Kid, Friday, 15 July 2005 07:01 (twenty years ago)

    Generally speaking, setup-punchline and one-liners aren't compatible ideas.

    Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 15 July 2005 07:02 (twenty years ago)

    Also that was the real problem with Futurama, you got a lot of "we couldn't think of what to do, so wheel on Zoidberg again". Well, that and the continuity virus that it picked up from it's genre :)

    Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 15 July 2005 07:03 (twenty years ago)

    "Look who's here everyone! It's Zoidberg, the lovable tramp!"

    "Since when are you performing at children's parties?"

    "Performing? What? Please, if someone could spare me money to buy shoes..."

    The Yellow Kid, Friday, 15 July 2005 07:05 (twenty years ago)

    Generally speaking, setup-punchline and one-liners aren't compatible ideas.

    You're right of course. But if I'm honest, I dont much like set-up style punchline jokes anyway. I like rolling absurdity and surrealism and immature silliness and such.

    Trayce (trayce), Friday, 15 July 2005 07:07 (twenty years ago)

    I dont know; I'm a geek and Futurama appeals greatly to that. They insert jokes like 4 maths professors would get, and I like that kind of idea.

    Trayce (trayce), Friday, 15 July 2005 07:09 (twenty years ago)

    Generally speaking, setup-punchline and one-liners aren't compatible ideas.

    ???

    Tell it to Jackie Mason.

    Er, I mean, Zoidberg.

    Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 15 July 2005 07:12 (twenty years ago)

    from FG

    Peter: Who do you think I am, Benjamin Disraeli?

    Disraeli: You don't even know who I am.

    Jole, Friday, 15 July 2005 07:19 (twenty years ago)

    yes, just tell a story. for me, that's the crucial thing that's lacking in recent simpsons. it just happened to coincide with the departure of heart/feeling/whatever. the funniest parts of a show like south park come out of the plot and the characters, and often aren't (as) funny if you don't know what the plot is or aren't familiar with the characters.

    Get real. Simpsons sucks balls when they start putting in a plotline.

    dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 15 July 2005 07:51 (twenty years ago)

    Your opinion is bad and you should feel bad.

    Zoidiah T Azzaberg (blueski), Friday, 15 July 2005 09:04 (twenty years ago)

    Hahah :D

    Trayce (trayce), Friday, 15 July 2005 09:22 (twenty years ago)

    I'm just relieved that Futurama 'quit while it was ahead'. The last episodes should be remembered as some of the best. No-one will be able to say that about Family Guy, The Simpsons, or even South Park and King Of The Hill quite probably.

    Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 15 July 2005 09:24 (twenty years ago)

    Sad but true.

    Trayce (trayce), Friday, 15 July 2005 09:40 (twenty years ago)

    (though I would love to see just a bit more futurama - I feel like they left some important things unsaid in the story...)

    Trayce (trayce), Friday, 15 July 2005 09:40 (twenty years ago)

    I've said it before but I can't really distinguish between older and more recent Simpsons episodes - I find them all equally funny. That said, I've been a massive Family Guy fan for ages and I do think it has a higher belly-laugh ratio than pretty much anything being sown on British tv at the moment.
    That said, despite the aesthetic similarities, the two shows shouldn't really be compared. The Simpsons is a great bit of family comedy whereas Family Guy is a lot more risque and in places very un-PC. The first series is hit and miss but by the second and third serieseseses it's pretty much gold all the way through.
    Some choice moments:

    "Optimus Prime is Jewish? Who'd've known?!"

    "You Brits can't turn our bar into an English pub! We kicked your asses in world war two and we can do it again!"

    dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 15 July 2005 10:25 (twenty years ago)

    I can't fault the first series of Family Guy at all really. It's actually the only show out of all the ones mentioned here that peaked immediately, for me.

    Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 15 July 2005 10:33 (twenty years ago)

    Really? I've got to say the first series relied a bit too heavily on "Oh, the talking baby with the English accent, how funny" (never really understood why people like the Stewie character so much, he's like a really bad Rik Mayall impersonation). Still, not without it's moments though.

    dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 15 July 2005 10:44 (twenty years ago)

    Because Stewie said a lot of very funny things. Probably my favourite episodes of the first series is where they inherit Lois' grandma's mansion, Stewie rings three little bells and servants come forward and he orders two of them to fight to the death (facial expression the cake icing).

    I don't think they relied on him especially. Of course it was a gimmick, as was Brian, but that's the nature of the show (ultra-gimmicky) so no big deal.

    part of it may have been my Simpsons disappointment (eventually turning to downright hatred/can't-be-in-the-room-if-someone-else-is-watching-a-new-episode) kicking in when Family Guy first appeared so I lapped it up as it seemed fresher and funnier straight away.

    Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 15 July 2005 10:48 (twenty years ago)

    i caught an early episode of family guy tonight and it was actually pretty funny, packed full of incredibly random gags that actually worked for me, maybe because the schtick hadn't gotten tired yet. stewie just reminds me of all the friends i had in junior high.

    J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Friday, 15 July 2005 10:49 (twenty years ago)

    and i don't get the "peter = ralph kramden" thing, i always thought the joke was that he sounds just like archie bunker!!

    J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Friday, 15 July 2005 10:54 (twenty years ago)

    part of it may have been my Simpsons disappointment (eventually turning to downright hatred/can't-be-in-the-room-if-someone-else-is-watching-a-new-episode) kicking in when Family Guy first appeared so I lapped it up as it seemed fresher and funnier straight away.

    People have yet to explain to me the reason behind all this vitriol against new Simpsons. Is it not funny any more? Or is there more to it than that?

    Stewie to me is a very one-dimensional joke that I didn't find so funny in the first place. I do like the use of flashbacks to alternative universes that they use in Family Guy (eg the scenario where Peter is in Tron, or fighting a chicken).

    dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 15 July 2005 11:03 (twenty years ago)

    I didnt get FG at first either and found Stewie irritating and pompous but now I think about it I bafflingly didnt like Futurama at first either.

    Trayce (trayce), Friday, 15 July 2005 11:07 (twenty years ago)

    dog latin: i think the reason for the backlash is just that the simpsons has evolved into a very different show from what it used to be. for 5 seasons or so it was about recognizable characters who stayed more or less the same from episode to episode; there was still a lot of random, absurd humor but it was grounded in a relatively believable setting. this element has been pretty much lost. if king of the hill had evolved into a family guy-esque "sketch" sitcom i think there would've been a similar backlash.

    J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Friday, 15 July 2005 11:14 (twenty years ago)

    Examples? I haven't really noticed the change...

    Although I did have to switch off a fairly recent one where they started singing patriotic songs to show they didn't hate america.

    dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 15 July 2005 11:37 (twenty years ago)

    My thoughts on this are turning into an essay, you have been warned...

    Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 15 July 2005 11:42 (twenty years ago)

    ok, some thoughts

    People have yet to explain to me the reason behind all this vitriol against new Simpsons. Is it not funny any more? Or is there more to it than that?

    Urgh, I probably tried to explain it on another Simpsons thread, as have others.

    Basically when The Simpsons stopped doing 'happy endings' every time I started to not enjoy it half as much. I think this really began with the Frank Grimes episode - my reaction to that was comparable to the way Abe Simpson reacted when he finally saw Itchy & Skratchy for the first time at the awards show - which I suppose may make me a cantankerous old geezer, or indeed exactly like Frank Grimes! But I've never really liked the kind of comedy that fails to reward the victim in any capacity AT ALL, and I would argue that there's nothing wrong with that - granted the Grimes episode did have funny moments, and still presented a moral, but this time it wasn't 'funny because it was true', it was horrible because it was true.

    Unlike pretty much every preceding episode there was no circular aspect to the story for any of the Simpson family (other than Bart going from not having a factory, to having a factory, and then back not having a factory - and Grimes going from being out of Homer's life, to being in it, to being out of it again, but with nothing gained), and no resolution or lesson learned. Since then many episode stories have been a straight line, which in itself is fine. Indeed the circular aspect was becoming a strain as it was frustrating to see the story twist and turn before everything ended up back how it was with nothing really changing. This is a big issue with the show, what with characters unable to age properly (the kids in particular are unable to really develop as a result of this, though other characters such as Lenny and Marge have changed over time).

    That episode also saw Homer reduced to new lows of insensitivity and idiocy, again without redemption - there might be examples of this happening before but I can't think of any. Every time I see a recent episode now there is some scene like this happening (oh Millhouse gets bullied again, or Skinner is undermined and humiliated again, with no karmic payback) and I just don't find it funny personally, it's just inane, senseless, boring slapstick. If you enjoy that fine but I don't.

    Anyway, with that resolutionary aspect receding from the stories the show seemed to become a bit darker (e.g. the episode where Bart tries to save the bird eggs but it turns out they're lizards, causing a lizard epidemic in Springfield, but ending with some lizards tearing into a pidgeon presented as funny, wtf?). This was probably seen as a logical progression in an unprecedented situation. The show had to keep going even though Groening himself has been quoted as feeling it shouldn't. As a way of trying to keep it fresh they started developing the minor characters more e.g. Apu getting married (actually a really funny episode with a satisfying outcome, as the situation had changed for at least one character) but then having an affair (the moral apparently being 'women will just have to accept this shit now and then and deal with it', i can't remember why Manjula stuck by him - probably just to empthasize further the profound and equally absurd way in which Marge remained devoted to Homer despite his behaviour over the years, perhaps out of fear or out of religious conditioning - oh wait, it's 'love' isn't it) having octuplets (which I thought was pointless and extremely dubious re racial stereotyping and any jokes to be made therein, see also Cleetus and his 15 or however many kids).

    Unfortunately I don't think the minor character devlopment benefitted the audience any more than the writers. Character development being reasonable and good, but the way they did it just seemed so cynical and desperate all too often. Characters continued to do things you never expected or wanted them to do (Mr Burns falling in love with a much, much younger woman and even getting in her pants? No thanks) and even defying physics (I've mentioned before Homer's dancing with Marge in one episode and his skateboard fight with Tony Hawk in another - might be funny but betrays something else about the show as it was at the same time), just for a few cheap laughs and a half-arsed attempt at making a story out of it with no useful moral or resolution as before.

    Sometimes it still worked (Homer, Barney and Mo joining the Navy, much like Deep Space Homer, capitalised on the absurdity of the story by just packing in loads of neat gags too funny to spoil it). Other great jokes from past episodes were rehashed and run into the ground (the schticks of Comic Book Guy and Frink, for example), diluting their power, pushing the Do You See thrill of the show to the extent that it was no longer LOL funny, just oh-so-very-clever-well-done...the celebrity cameos were still mostly amusing but increasingly more contrived and pointless (Britney? Tony Blair? R.E.M.? The Who? Who gives a shit?)

    I'm not sure what to say about killing off Maude Flanders. I suppose it was good for doing the whole 'test of faith' thing re Ned - but not much humour there though really is there? Most of the characters seemed to become either grossly misfortunate (and exploited mercilessly as a result e.g. Gill - funny the first couple of times but that's it), downright unpleasant and uncaring or both, and in Homer's case just plain retarded. Marge lost her divinity and charm as the voice of order and reason amidst the chaos, becoming just as flawed as everyone else. Lisa became far too annoying and again failed to gain in some other way whenever constantly let down by Homer and Bart. There are other examples out there of how the show changed. For me the changes were not good. Go back to 'Homie The Clown' or 'Last Exit To Springfield' or probably my absolute favourite episode 'Rosebud' and the differences are strikingly obvious to me - innocence well and truly lost. Clearly thousands of people disagree with me though. And don't say it's daft to analyse it or care this much, we're talking about the greatest TV show of all time, so it deserves all the analysis and criticism it's going to get (but that South Park episode probably alluded to all of this anyway).

    Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 15 July 2005 12:10 (twenty years ago)

    Basically what I'm saying is that The Simpsons was better when it was more melody-led and based on traditional song-writing values.

    Geiriah T Hazzongrole (blueski), Friday, 15 July 2005 12:14 (twenty years ago)

    jeez how many ppl can manage to congratulate themselves for "getting" high school level math/science gags on futurama?! also stewie as "one dimensional joke" wtf

    3, Friday, 15 July 2005 12:17 (twenty years ago)

    anyway simpsons was still funny a couple seasons after it got abstract and heartless and showy (stevems right that maude dies was a big turning point, not just for the main plot but for blurred out flanders cock in the shower) but at some point it stopped with funny shocking aww-no-they-dint jokes and now the gags are just lazy and depressing, see recent 50 cent episode and that 350th or whatever special which managed to waste the talents of ray romano on one of the dumbest things i have ever watched. and i dont know what the fuck all these sentimental herbs are bitchign about cuz they still do wack story episodes with feelings and emotions and shit and try to appeal that creepy pedophilic nerd click who are in love with lisa but this shit is 1000x worse than any frank grimes episode (which in retrospect is pretty funny, like homer simpson x larry david)

    3, Friday, 15 July 2005 12:25 (twenty years ago)

    http://www.alibivinyl.co.uk/logos/tvthumbnails/GaryColeman.jpg


    Anyway look, The PJs really wasn't actually that bad.

    Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 15 July 2005 12:35 (twenty years ago)

    I think Steve's right about the Frank Grimes episode (or maybe the Milhouse's parents splitting up, which I think happened beforehand) being important. I don't agree about the actual episode, which was fantastic, but it seems like the writers have been caught in reactions to it and reactions to reactions to it ever since. Also I think he was nearly saying what I'll definitely say, which is that eventually you run out of great circular scripts, and then it's time to start knocking shit down, or quitting. Like I said on a previous thread, there's no reason why the Simpsons shouldn't do gag-based nihilist comedy except that Family Guy does it better than them.

    Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 15 July 2005 12:37 (twenty years ago)

    pjs was real funny but yall know i like that kinda thing

    3, Friday, 15 July 2005 12:37 (twenty years ago)

    The Simpsons has all been stages though, hasn't it? I mean, I first felt "Hang on, this isn't right" when I saw the Grimes episode, but laughed anyway. I got a similar feeling from the Howard/Baldwin/Basinger love-in, but it still raised an occasional smirk. Max Power was good until the final ten minutes (Bill Clinton fucks pigs! Pwnd). But then it got to episodes like "jockeys are all evil" and that one in Africa, which must be the worst episode ever... i don't think we should give them any leeway just because "It might get better".

    Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 15 July 2005 12:42 (twenty years ago)

    Did the PJs improve or get worse after Eddie Murphy quit? And where does Bob and Margaret or Stressed Eric fit in all this?

    (answer: nowhere)

    Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 15 July 2005 12:43 (twenty years ago)

    I do recognise that the Frank Grimes was well written and well executed, it was just the first time I didn't get a nice, satisfied feeling at the end of an episode. I actually argued about this with my housemates at the time too as they all thought it was great. Mind you I was sympathising with Ian Beale half the time at this point as well ("yes he's a cunt but it's not all his fault!"), ha ha.

    Bill Clinton fucks pigs! Pwnd

    hahaha, i liked this.


    Stressed Eric was terrible/comedically lacking partly for the Grimes aspect of the main character, except there was not even one funny line in the whole thing, it was just a series of unfortunate events.

    Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 15 July 2005 12:50 (twenty years ago)

    Also I think he was nearly saying what I'll definitely say, which is that eventually you run out of great circular scripts, and then it's time to start knocking shit down, or quitting. Like I said on a previous thread, there's no reason why the Simpsons shouldn't do gag-based nihilist comedy except that Family Guy does it better than them.

    Well yes I wished they had done a movie in '99 or 2000 and then quit, but as I've abandoned it now I don't really care what they do and in fact if they start doing really off the wall stuff that might be interesting.

    One thing The Simpsons practically invented which Family Guy owes so much to is the 'X refers to something they once did, or an imagined situation and then we see that played out in their head or elsewhere'. Family Guy uses this device on average around every 10 seconds, usually to great effect but it can get a bit tiresome when done so often.

    Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 15 July 2005 12:54 (twenty years ago)

    But that's nicked from.... Argh I can't remember. Famous semi-blue sitcom, has a guest appearance from David Bowie as a film director? Aargh. I can only remember that the Bowie episode had the hero and his girl visiting the set of the movie that Bowie of their lives, and being mistaken for the actors playing them. And the line "Does this woman have a vagina or a snap-purse?"

    Also the effect is used differently in the two shows: It's absolutely central to Family Guys, because it's basically a series of 10/100-second sketches.

    Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 15 July 2005 13:03 (twenty years ago)

    I guess by differently I just mean more :)

    Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 15 July 2005 13:03 (twenty years ago)

    Yes I meant to add that Family Guy uses it in a way The Simpsons never did. We'd never see a flashback in which Homer was revealed to have been the evil robot Homer all along, for example. The Simpsons just doesn't do THAT with it's main characters (or at least it didn't).

    Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 15 July 2005 13:13 (twenty years ago)

    Well it does give itself licence to in the Halloween eps though, to get around that I guess.

    Trayce (trayce), Friday, 15 July 2005 13:15 (twenty years ago)

    Stevem, thanks for your explanation. Really the plotline doesn't bother me so much when I watch the Simpsons. I don't quite get what you mean by circular storylines though. Plus one minute you say there isn't enough scope for some of the characters to grow (most comic strips, Calvin & Hobbes for instance, work fine in this way)and yet you complain that storylines like the Maude dying episode to be too much.

    Is this like, for instance Men Behaving Badly where as soon as they started putting in an on-going plotline it really started reaching?

    I mean, really I watch Simpsons for the gags, not for the moral at the end of the story (they used to do this is He-Man, didn't they?), or the way the characters act. It's a cartoon so therefore the characters should be able to do pretty much anything the writers want, and if that means fighting with Tony Hawk or whatever then that's cool. That's why Simpsons is an animation and not a sitcom.

    The darker episodes to me, were to me, at first quite shocking that they'd put something like these on a family show, but really I admired them for taking the risk of killing off Maude and showing how people deal with that.

    And I know you didn't ask for this but your qualms about plot - I mean, it's only until you explained it that I guess I only just about understand what you mean, but it's such a subtlety (for me) that I can't see it affecting my enjoyment of the show, because after all I watch it for the gags.

    I guess you're right that some jokes do get rehashed, catchphrases over done and certain schticks tired, but this show's been going a very very long time and all in all there is usually an abundance of jokes in there.

    Which series was the episode that starts off at the fair? That was one of the funniest opening bits ever. Wondering if this is counted as a later episode. The Max Power one is great too. And the tomacco one.

    dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 15 July 2005 13:16 (twenty years ago)

    pjs was real funny but yall know i like that kinda thing

    My husband taped every episode of the pjs and is waiting for it to come out on dvd! I've never seen it.

    Leon C. (Ex Leon), Friday, 15 July 2005 13:19 (twenty years ago)

    Fair = hallucinogenic peppers / Johnny Cash as the coyote episode?

    Circular episodes = nothing changes. Like I Love Lucy compared to Cheers/Friends/Roseanne. What actually started progress as a feature of sitcoms? I'm thinking Happy Days.

    Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 15 July 2005 13:19 (twenty years ago)

    Simpsons is still primarily a comedy show based on situation, if not technically a sitcom under the popular definition. I always loved it for the story as much as the gags but fair enough if others don't.

    You can't compare animated TV shows to comic strips really I don't think. I wonder if I would enjoy the Simpsons comics though...

    I was complaining about the way they'd resorted to minor character development and the way it was done most of the time, not saying it couldn't be done better.

    It's a cartoon so therefore the characters should be able to do pretty much anything the writers want, and if that means fighting with Tony Hawk or whatever then that's cool.

    It's just an example of how the rules adhered to in the show for years had since changed. They would of course always exaggerate the effects of violence on characters (Homer falling down the ravine twice and surviving, for example) or do silly things to make an amusing point/reference (Homer transforming into both Popeye and J Edgar Hoover in Deep Space Homer) but it seemed different then, it's harder to explain why granted.

    Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 15 July 2005 13:24 (twenty years ago)

    Amusingly classic sitcom rules are more closely hewed to in American Dad than either of these.

    Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 15 July 2005 13:28 (twenty years ago)

    Speaking of sitcoms, the most wonderful bit in The Simpsons evah is now...

    In 'Rosebud' where Mr Burns and Smithers are actually taking part in a sitcom having taken over all TV channels in order to pressure Homer into giving back Bobo (with Burns' panting suggesting he ran from studio to studio to do so) - "Watch out Smithers! Bwahahaha! I love this show!"

    Has any episode in the last five years done anything as ingenius and hilarious as this? I sez nup.

    Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 15 July 2005 13:45 (twenty years ago)

    Fair = hallucinogenic peppers / Johnny Cash as the coyote episode?

    That was the chili festival. This was the one at an actual fair and Homer and Bart become carnies.

    dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 15 July 2005 13:52 (twenty years ago)

    stewie just reminds me of all the friends i had in junior high.

    You were friends with babies?

    giboyeux (skowly), Friday, 15 July 2005 13:54 (twenty years ago)

    What actually started progress as a feature of sitcoms? I'm thinking Happy Days.

    What about the brother that went missing and was never spoken of again, though? Perhaps it was Cheers?

    Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 15 July 2005 14:01 (twenty years ago)

    What about when Wilma Flintsone/her in B*Witched got pregnant?

    Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 15 July 2005 14:04 (twenty years ago)

    I don't know if I've ever seen the Rosebud episode...

    dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 15 July 2005 14:04 (twenty years ago)

    Mr Burns falling in love with a much, much younger woman and even getting in her pants?

    except that i must say this ep has one of the funniest gags in the later year: Homer shoots up with Burns' fox juice, cut to a deranged Homer running up the stairs & carrying marge, cut to a shot of them afterwards. Marge wonders "oh wait, do you think the kids heard?" cut to horrified looks on Bart & Lisa, and then to an awed Ned.

    "Woooow."


    xpost

    The Rosebud episode was the one with Burns' teddy bear, Bobo. 'Twas the Simpsons' Citizen Kane ep, even getting some of the same exact shots.

    kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 15 July 2005 14:22 (twenty years ago)

    I shudder to think how much I fail to appeciate it on the correct number of levels, having never seen Citizen Kane in full.

    Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 15 July 2005 14:43 (twenty years ago)

    having octuplets (which I thought was pointless and extremely dubious re racial stereotyping [...]

    Err...? There's a stereotype that Indian families have lots of children?

    The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 15 July 2005 14:43 (twenty years ago)

    Definitely. Maybe it's just confined to Britain then.

    Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 15 July 2005 14:48 (twenty years ago)

    You spelled "Irish" wrong, Dan.

    xpost

    giboyeux (skowly), Friday, 15 July 2005 14:49 (twenty years ago)

    If Simpsons was British, the whole Apu thing would be out of the question. Just far too sterotypical. Somehow because it's a US show, I let it off.

    I vaguely remember the Bobo episode - can't remember that much of it. HAven't seen all of Citizen Kane either though.

    dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 15 July 2005 14:53 (twenty years ago)

    (The other thing that puzzled me about your post was the mention of the Tony Hawk thing; that didn't suck because it broke rules about the szhow obeying the laws of physics, it sucked because it, along with the entire rest of the episode, was poorly-written in the most breath-takingly spectacular way possible. That anniversary episode should go down in history as one of the worst things ever created. It is the ONLY time I've ever watched "The Simpsons" and not even cracked a smile.)

    The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 15 July 2005 14:57 (twenty years ago)

    Well I was trying to give a reason why it sucked rather than an opinion Dan ;)

    Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 15 July 2005 15:03 (twenty years ago)

    But that's nicked from.... Argh I can't remember. Famous semi-blue sitcom, has a guest appearance from David Bowie as a film director?

    You're thinking of "Dream On", I think. However, the flashbacks weren't about the character himself, just what was supposedly going through his head at the time.

    That show was even less funny than "Family Guy", although it did show tits a lot.

    Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 15 July 2005 16:30 (twenty years ago)

    "Err...? There's a stereotype that Indian families have lots of children? "

    sorry, but this is a red herring accusation - the show explains the octopluts via Manjula (and Apu - yes, that's the joke) taking fertility pills.

    Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 15 July 2005 16:41 (twenty years ago)

    ah yes, the pre-Arli$$/pre-Mr Show HBO comedy years.

    starring brian benben.

    and tittays.

    xpost

    kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 15 July 2005 16:41 (twenty years ago)

    Yes! Though you are right, it's not really a precursor to that aspect of the Simpsons.

    Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 15 July 2005 16:43 (twenty years ago)

    If Simpsons was British, the whole Apu thing would be out of the question. Just far too sterotypical. Somehow because it's a US show, I let it off.

    As much as I've enjoyed Simpsons episodes featuring Apu, the character has always bothered me in a way nothing on Family Guy ever has (or anything else on The Simpons for that matter. There's a semi-smug paternal treatment of the character (by the writers) which has always put me off.

    Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 15 July 2005 16:47 (twenty years ago)

    oh come ON - is it really any surprise that the first Indian character on ANY US TV SHOW EVER has a few stereotypical characteristics? Cut some slack here. I admit they've used him for a lot of cheap laughs, but the Jolly Bengali has been at the center of a number of classic gags, as well as entire episodes (moving in w/the Simpsons, the marriage episode, Homer working at the Quik-E-Mart)

    Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 15 July 2005 16:50 (twenty years ago)

    I just said I enjoyed the episodes/gags, but the character has always made me uneasy.

    Also, Harry Shearer's show on NPR is unlistenable and one of the worst things ever.

    Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 15 July 2005 16:55 (twenty years ago)

    (sorry Spencer, my post wasn't directed specifically at you, more towards dog latin and sociah's comments re: Apu's "offensiveness")

    Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 15 July 2005 16:57 (twenty years ago)

    also I think its weird to attribute the Simpsons' decline quality to the moment when they stopped adhering to sitcom conventionality (ie, every episode re-establishing an unchanging continuity). I've always found that "and now everything's back to the way it was at the beginning of the show" tactic extremely irritating.

    Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 15 July 2005 16:59 (twenty years ago)

    Gotcha, but I was responding to their posts too, and sort of agreeing that Apu's character is sometimes troubling even to an American.

    Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 15 July 2005 17:07 (twenty years ago)

    at the same time, the Simpsons has done more to present a 3-dimensional Indian character (one with both virtues and failings, etc.) than any other show on US television. I think that is a good thing.

    Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 15 July 2005 17:11 (twenty years ago)

    it comes down to the fact that the simpsons writers of recent years just aren't as good as the writers of the "golden" years, and that naturally gets reflected in just about every aspect of the show. the plots aren't as clever/well-thought out, the random/absurd jokes aren't as consistently funny, the characters are not faithful to themselves (because the people who created them aren't writing their lines), etc etc

    oops (Oops), Friday, 15 July 2005 17:12 (twenty years ago)

    what oops said. you can trace the decline of the show to the departure of very specific people - George Meyer, Conan, etc.

    Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 15 July 2005 17:13 (twenty years ago)

    I actually love Apu deeply and all the gags revolving around him (especially the scene when he was given his degree at CALTECH from a PYTHON IN A POT) and his wonderful accent and manner. But the octuplets thing just really bugged me because of the stereotype I grew up exposed to.

    Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 15 July 2005 21:49 (twenty years ago)

    I dunno man, all the Indian families I grew up around had 2-3 kids. This is also the case with my current Indian acquaintances.

    Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 15 July 2005 21:53 (twenty years ago)

    very un-PC

    re: Family Guy. I think that sums it up for me. It seems like the kind of show Adam Carolla and Bill Maher would find absolutely hysterical.

    It's so so incredibly joyless.

    Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 15 July 2005 22:14 (twenty years ago)

    but sometimes it's funny.

    oops (Oops), Friday, 15 July 2005 22:17 (twenty years ago)

    If you can't find any entertainment in the "No, I'm Dean R Koontz" bit, then I think it may not be the show that's joyless...

    (x-post)

    Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 15 July 2005 22:20 (twenty years ago)

    the problem with the simpsons now is that the best moments were not the pop-culture gags, but the throwaway moments that probably don't read as funny. Like when Bart and Lisa are miserable at Kamp Krusty and it cuts away to the mansion where the camp counselors are at and the one fellow just says, "Gentlemen, to evil!" It's like they replaced some of the best, most incisive comedy writers ever to grace to medium with a bunch of pop-culture yobs whose student films got a few yuks at their junior year screening.

    Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 15 July 2005 22:21 (twenty years ago)

    Sure. Last night during two back-to-back episodes I laughed at a couple of things. The other half of the time I wanted to yank the TV out of the wall and throw it through the window, followed closely by my co-workers who apparently can't get enough of this joyless shit.

    xposts

    Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 15 July 2005 22:24 (twenty years ago)

    http://www.progressiveboink.com/emily/images/familyb2.jpg

    (Randy Newman) "Fat man with his kids and dog
    Drove in through the morning fog
    Hey there Rover, come on over..."

    (Lois) [spoken] "Well, it's nice to have music while we eat."

    (Randy) "Red headed lady, reaching for an apple
    Gonna take a bite, nope, nope,
    She gonna breathe on it first, wipe it on her blouse.
    She takes a bite, chews it once, twice, three times, four times, Stops!
    Saliva workin', takes a hard long look at Randy ...five times
    Fat old husband walking over"

    (Lois) [spoken] "Let's get the hell out of here."

    (Randy) "They're walking down the road
    Left foot, right foot
    Left foot, right foot
    Left.."

    Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 15 July 2005 22:25 (twenty years ago)

    that is not funny.

    Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 15 July 2005 22:28 (twenty years ago)

    Is.

    The Jive Session (elwisty), Friday, 15 July 2005 22:58 (twenty years ago)

    that is not funny.
    -- Shakey Mo Collier (audiobo...), July 15th, 2005. (later)

    Goddamit, I've had just about enough of you!

    Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Friday, 15 July 2005 23:44 (twenty years ago)

    gear is right, those borderline-funny, blink-and-you'll-miss-them throwaway moments ("gentlemen, to evil!" is one of my favorites) were the best thing about the simpsons, it's the kind of thing family guy tries to do but they just try too fucking hard! you can practically hear the writers congratulating themselves on how funny that stupid randy newman thing is.

    J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Saturday, 16 July 2005 00:30 (twenty years ago)

    Heh yes I love "gentlemen, to evil!" as well, it's such a quick but nice crack (and was subsequently uttered at the pub ALL the time by my friends).

    Steve, thanks for your long post because in every Simpsons thread I've been baffled at your dislike of where it's ended up, and now I see where you're coming from, even if I cant agree. I simply don't demand from that show, or any comedy animation, the things you seem to. I just enjoy them all on a visual absurdist level first of all, and if I can I'll then delve into the layers of jokes like I do on Futurama. Tho the crack upthread abt "high school maths" irritated me - dude god, not everyone is a maths nerd but its still nice to know they even got away with such gags without being cancelled... oh, wait.

    Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 16 July 2005 04:31 (twenty years ago)

    you didn't at all sound like you were being self-congratulatory about getting the math jokes. *some* people just go around thinking that everyone is constantly thrilled with how brilliant they are. maybe cause they do, so they assume everyone else does.

    oops (Oops), Saturday, 16 July 2005 05:53 (twenty years ago)

    Cheers oops :) You rule.

    Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 16 July 2005 06:06 (twenty years ago)

    Take On Me + Family Guy = Pure Gold

    Rufus 3000 (Mr Noodles), Monday, 18 July 2005 00:18 (twenty years ago)

    See, other shows will incorporate whatever the writers found funny that moment, but Family Guy does it blatantly without even trying to make it fit with the next scene!

    mike h. (mike h.), Monday, 18 July 2005 00:26 (twenty years ago)

    the greg louganis bit was great

    3, Monday, 18 July 2005 00:27 (twenty years ago)

    IT'S FULL OF DOODY

    Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Monday, 18 July 2005 00:29 (twenty years ago)

    hahaha that too!!

    3, Monday, 18 July 2005 00:29 (twenty years ago)

    hahahahahah the law & order intro

    3, Monday, 18 July 2005 00:31 (twenty years ago)

    oh right, racism

    3, Monday, 18 July 2005 00:42 (twenty years ago)

    ws the other word kids sd, ignant? before they moved on? there ws some jokes definitely

    007 (thoia), Monday, 18 July 2005 01:43 (twenty years ago)

    would you like to buy a vowel or two?

    Ô¿Ô (eman), Monday, 18 July 2005 01:44 (twenty years ago)

    all of these shows (even nu-simpsons, though it mostly makes me cringe) have their moments, but NOTHING beats prime simpsons.

    latebloomer: lazy r people (latebloomer), Monday, 18 July 2005 01:46 (twenty years ago)

    ws the other word kids sd, ignant?
    -----
    would you like to buy a vowel or two?

    Tha's ignant.

    http://webpages.charter.net/kennethburns/Club%205%20-%20Madison,%20Wisconsin_files/shirleyq.gif

    Eric H. (Eric H.), Monday, 18 July 2005 01:47 (twenty years ago)

    myb yr rgt, srry

    Ô¿Ô (eman), Monday, 18 July 2005 01:56 (twenty years ago)

    I hate to plagiarize myself and ILC but I fashion myself after Prometheus bestowing light upon benighted ILE:

    SIMPSONS POOBAH GROENING COMPARES FAMILY GUY TO HITLER.

    Leeeeeee (Leee), Monday, 18 July 2005 03:33 (twenty years ago)

    "Mrs. Lockhart, our son would like to.... plow you."

    luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 July 2005 03:46 (twenty years ago)

    omg, there's a woman on the radio (CBC 1) who sounds *exactly* like Stewie. I can't even listen to what she's saying, I'm so caught up in *how* she's saying it. hahaha, it's too much. Name later.

    rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Thursday, 21 July 2005 13:40 (twenty years ago)

    Oh! It's Margaret V1sser! still funny.

    rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Thursday, 21 July 2005 13:54 (twenty years ago)

    okay, let's just say that the forthcoming DVD flick will make some of you hate the show even more, and the rest of you love it muchly.

    kingfish (Kingfish), Sunday, 24 July 2005 09:51 (twenty years ago)

    not only is family guy v. unfunny, I also think the drawing is really bad. clean and "well done" but the character designs are awful and annoying, in my opinion

    if I find out that someone likes family guy, I often but not always think, like someone said, upthread, "that is strange because most of the other stuff you like isn't complete rubbish"

    RJG (RJG), Sunday, 24 July 2005 10:22 (twenty years ago)

    http://images.saluteyourshorts.net/blog/fg_01.jpg http://images.saluteyourshorts.net/blog/fg_02.jpg http://images.saluteyourshorts.net/blog/fg_03.jpg

    also, fuck you

    Marco Salvetti - FAMILY GUY DVD MOVIE LEAKED ON THE INTERNET (moustache), Sunday, 24 July 2005 10:44 (twenty years ago)

    yeah, it's great that you hotlinked those, right from the guy's site...

    kingfish (Kingfish), Sunday, 24 July 2005 11:11 (twenty years ago)

    also, fuck you

    -- Marco Salvetti - FAMILY GUY DVD MOVIE LEAKED ON THE INTERNET (salvetti12...), July 24th, 2005.

    Marco Salvetti (moustache), Sunday, 24 July 2005 13:24 (twenty years ago)

    I, for one, welcome our new troll

    Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Sunday, 24 July 2005 13:26 (twenty years ago)

    MOUSTACHE'D

    Marco Salvetti (moustache), Sunday, 24 July 2005 13:28 (twenty years ago)

    Other possible "funny" Family Guy gags:

    * The Trix Rabbit locked inside an insane asylum
    * The Griffen son dancing in a hula skirt, complete with coconut bra.
    * Stewie in a Napoleon outfit at Waterloo.
    * Quagmire in a Pulp Fiction parody where he has sex with an overdosed and unconcious Mia Wallace. Cue Dick Dale music and Quagmire dancing at the end doing the V's-across-the-eyes thing while going Giggety-giggety.

    Anyone of these, and FG fans will shit their beds exalting on how rib-splintering this stupid show is.

    Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Sunday, 24 July 2005 19:21 (twenty years ago)

    nah, the Trix Rabbit joke has already been done.

    kingfish (Kingfish), Sunday, 24 July 2005 19:24 (twenty years ago)

    KRAMER VS PREDATOR

    Michael Philip Philip Philip Avoidant (Ferg), Sunday, 24 July 2005 19:31 (twenty years ago)

    I agree with RJG about the bad character design - esepcially Peter himself, ugh. It's easily the thing that puts me off most about the show. That Chris in the "Take on Me" video scene was fantastically done though.

    Kim (Kim), Sunday, 24 July 2005 19:31 (twenty years ago)

    nah, the Trix Rabbit joke has already been done.

    Right, right. And "Family Guy" is never guilty of that.

    Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Sunday, 24 July 2005 19:45 (twenty years ago)

    Everyone has an ass-face. I think the animator traced a few too many Garfield Trapper Keepers in his or her childhood.

    Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Sunday, 24 July 2005 19:48 (twenty years ago)

    Right, right. And "Family Guy" is never guilty of that.

    no, i'm telling you, they already did a Trix Rabbit joke.

    And then Robot Chicken did it last week, too.

    kingfish (Kingfish), Sunday, 24 July 2005 19:49 (twenty years ago)

    Peter has TESTES for a chin! It really distracts me!

    Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 24 July 2005 23:23 (twenty years ago)

    as it should.

    Kim (Kim), Monday, 25 July 2005 00:08 (twenty years ago)

    The thing I hate about Family Guy is the way it makes people who dislike it become the most boring, one-note curmudgeons on the face of the Earth. GET ONE HOBBY.

    The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 25 July 2005 00:29 (twenty years ago)

    Hahah Dan OTM =) (and I'd apply it to the Simpsons/Futurama hatas also. Hell, hating cartoons in general is WRONGITY WRONGTOWN).

    Trayce (trayce), Monday, 25 July 2005 00:47 (twenty years ago)

    you like family guy, dan, and the rest

    RJG (RJG), Monday, 25 July 2005 02:31 (twenty years ago)

    also, it should be noted that the Family Guy DVD is pretty much 3 eps strung together. the first two bits are fookin' great, since brian & stewie are together.

    The 3rd one, with Stewie solo, not so much.

    kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 25 July 2005 02:33 (twenty years ago)

    Apples and oranges.
    -- luna (lunace...), July 12th, 2005.

    Your are dumb.

    crash, Monday, 25 July 2005 02:36 (twenty years ago)

    You know there's word of Fox doing this (a direct to dvd movie type thing) with Futurama now as well? That said, its Billy West who's been saying it, but David Cohen is saying "we dont have greenlight yet". So I dunno whats going on.

    Trayce (trayce), Monday, 25 July 2005 02:36 (twenty years ago)

    did billy west say it in one of his funny voices?

    RJG (RJG), Monday, 25 July 2005 02:39 (twenty years ago)

    i hope that they do it, so that american animation can get some sorta regular OAV thing going on, like anime has had for 2 decades.

    kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 25 July 2005 04:34 (twenty years ago)

    Yeah that would be cool :) I see so much still unsaid storyline in Futurama.

    Trayce (trayce), Monday, 25 July 2005 04:40 (twenty years ago)

    Futurama has always seemed more like movie material to me.

    Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:17 (twenty years ago)

    i.e. maybe I am boring but I can't come up with Scene 1 of whatever a "Simpsons" movie might be.

    Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:18 (twenty years ago)

    pick a scene from any episode; it'd probably start out much like that, and have very little to do with the rest of the plot after it gets things going.

    kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:20 (twenty years ago)

    Family Guy - a show so unique it causes RJG to write in whole sentences.

    Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:30 (twenty years ago)

    also, it's not like the jokes are ONLY lazy pop-culture refs(tho those can slip in there from time to time). there's far more an absurdist element involved; e.g. the Kool-Aid Man showing up, but only crashing thru the wall at Lois' trial, looking sheepish, then slowly backing away.

    so, Stewie dressed as Napolean at Waterloo would't be just the joke. It'd have to be something more like using that just as the establishing shot, then showing him going to war against life-size Stratego pieces or somesuch.

    Then they'd take a break from fighting to have tea, and do an uncomfortably extended bit where they awkwardly try to fill conversation time.

    "So...uh...hmm. Uh, been a Miner for a while, have you?" etc etc etc.

    kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:38 (twenty years ago)

    Futurama has always seemed more like movie material to me.

    This is so OTM I dunno why I didnt think of it before! :/

    Trayce (trayce), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:40 (twenty years ago)

    I am developing a Family Guy = Noise Board theory.

    Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Monday, 25 July 2005 09:01 (twenty years ago)

    b-but I thought you did, Trayce? I was just agreeing with you (in a way that made it seem like I had the idea myself, haha, sweeeeet)

    Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 25 July 2005 17:42 (twenty years ago)

    one month passes...
    "What if I said Lt. Worf's head looks like a FANNY?"

    jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 17:04 (twenty years ago)

    American Dad would be nothing without Patrick Stewart.

    O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 17:08 (twenty years ago)

    I'm shocked that American Dad is so bad.

    Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 17:10 (twenty years ago)

    American Dad would be nothing without Patrick Stewart.

    This is so OTM! The only times it's ever funny are the episodes he is in!

    "SILENCE, MAN-HORSE!"

    nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 17:13 (twenty years ago)

    seven years pass...

    ugh

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-23373451

    sktsh, Saturday, 20 July 2013 18:56 (twelve years ago)

    Yeah, news broke a couple days ago. Except for the rare "I'm dumb and think this is a great idea!" response, most people are against this eventuality.

    Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Saturday, 20 July 2013 18:58 (twelve years ago)

    let us never forget the episode where the "joke" was that quagmire raped and killed marge simpson

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fA_OqFm5mWo

    Does the RS Tsarnaev Cover Offend You, Yeah? (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 20 July 2013 19:17 (twelve years ago)

    jesus christ

    sktsh, Saturday, 20 July 2013 19:50 (twelve years ago)

    most people are against this eventuality.

    most people have moved on from both

    Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 20 July 2013 23:16 (twelve years ago)


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