Lt Hornblower BLOWS MY HORN

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Also... for people who have been watching TTEOTE...

I haven't, but I *feel* like I have....

MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 27 June 2001 03:40 (twenty-four years ago)

four years pass...
this is the thread where we can't stop talkin abt TV SERIES dedicated to old-skool sailships on the HIGH SEAS, w.piracy and creakin timbers and grog and the briney deep and etc

mark s (mark s), Friday, 15 July 2005 14:01 (twenty years ago)

See also: all previous attempts to corral Kate's obsessions into one thread, and their doomed-to-failure nature.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 15 July 2005 14:12 (twenty years ago)

Weirdly, I just borrowed the DVD set of this off my colleague at work and have been watching it every night this week!

Should I read the Hornblower books? I loved the entire Patrick O'Brien Aubrey/Maturin series & "Master & Commander: Far Side Of the World" movie.

marianna, Friday, 15 July 2005 14:20 (twenty years ago)

No, they're not as much fun. But you should read Cochrane

accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Friday, 15 July 2005 14:30 (twenty years ago)

Also, I see a bit of discussion on Kate's thread about current BBC2 series "To The Ends Of The Earth" - I haven't watched episode 2 yet, but have it on replay to watch this weekend.

I want to go to Portsmouth to see the big ships!

marianna, Friday, 15 July 2005 14:32 (twenty years ago)

oi, Andrew! The only threads I've been talking about my Captain Anderson/pirates/rum sodomy and the lash obsessions are MINE OWN!!! Leave off!

x-post, it's fantastic, Marianna. Cannot wait for ep 3.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/drama/totheendsoftheearth/images/450x187/characters_actors.jpg

MIS Information (kate), Friday, 15 July 2005 14:32 (twenty years ago)

Dammit. What I meant to say was you should read Cochrane: Britain's Sea Wolf, I forget the author's name. He was one of the inspirations for Jack Aubrey. Is everyone else loving the BBC's To the Ends of the Earth as much as I am? Grim but GRATE!

accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Friday, 15 July 2005 14:33 (twenty years ago)

(Oops, I meant to post a different picture, he looks far too pleasant, almost... handsome there. I wanted to post one where he looked cross and tough and mean.)

MIS Information (kate), Friday, 15 July 2005 14:33 (twenty years ago)

I love those Hornblower made-for-ITV movies. And I am very pissed off that they are not making another Aubrey movie, esp. when they set up the end of Master & Commander so perfectly!

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 15 July 2005 14:36 (twenty years ago)

i spy a skulkin young momus!

mark s (mark s), Friday, 15 July 2005 14:38 (twenty years ago)

If he were blonder, he'd be more Momusian. (Momusly? Momuslike?)

MIS Information (kate), Friday, 15 July 2005 14:39 (twenty years ago)

Is ITC ever going to make a new series? Will we ever get to the Lady Babs part of the books? (as my friend Pete put it "cuz she's like totally fit. Fwah.)

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 15 July 2005 14:40 (twenty years ago)

Mark S is right, HORNBLOWER is grebt (but it hasn't been on for ages, surely).

Lucretia My Reflection (Lucretia My Reflection), Friday, 15 July 2005 14:50 (twenty years ago)

Ahh, we've got all the Horatio Hornblower with Ioan Gruffudd DVDs. They're absolutely class.

Ian Riese-Moraine: the crown prince of understatement. (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 15 July 2005 14:53 (twenty years ago)

Also... for people who have been watching TTEOTE...

I was half asleep through the first episode and missed much of the finer plot points that weren't to do with sodomy and religious mania.

Why does Deverell hate Anderson so much? Did not catch that. Suddenly Deverell was offering Anderson out for a duel in Ep 2 and I didn't know why.

MIS Information (kate), Friday, 15 July 2005 14:54 (twenty years ago)

I would really, really like it if they made another Aubrey movie. Fuck the hat0rz.

...I don't know the Hornblower books aside from the back that my friend Fr3ya was obsessed with them in High School.

(I think it was her, at least)

giboyeux (skowly), Friday, 15 July 2005 14:58 (twenty years ago)

No one knows?

I guess that means I'm going to have to buy the DVD and watch it again. Sigh.

MIS Information (kate), Friday, 15 July 2005 15:20 (twenty years ago)

I loved the entire Patrick O'Brien Aubrey/Maturin series & "Master & Commander: Far Side Of the World" movie.

How weird -- I watched it this morning!

Ian Riese-Moraine: the crown prince of understatement. (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:14 (twenty years ago)

I am so lame I bought the book and have had my nose burried in it, reading salient passages out loud to my poor friends all weekend.

The book is fantastic, so much more layered and dense. And all things are explained... why Deverell and Anderson hate each other so much (D knows the Captain's DARK HORRIBLE SECRET) and much more, oh my...

MIS Information (kate), Monday, 18 July 2005 08:07 (twenty years ago)

Will the terrible Captain ever reveal his First Name?

And will I ever find out what a "Badger Bag" is?

The descriptions of the Captain are fantastic in the book. He never speaks, he only roars and growls and occasionally hisses. (Except for he is around his plants, then he speaks in a "holiday voice".) There are several passages where he is described as thrusting out his lower jaw in order to sink the sullen mass of his face down upon it, glowering through his eyebrows... aaaaahhhhh!!!

MIS Information (kate), Monday, 18 July 2005 08:14 (twenty years ago)

Kate, don't give away too much. I will buy the book tomorrow and spend all hours reading it to catch up with you!

marianna, Monday, 18 July 2005 09:09 (twenty years ago)

Aaah, aaah! OK, let me know when you get to the end of the first book, because I am DYING to discuss the spoiler as to why Anderson and Deverell hate each other. It completely explains *everything* about him, and makes even more tragic and Byronic and lovely. Quite unexpected, as well, the last thing I would have thought.

Though the passage about the change in Captain Anderson when he is in his garden is just too lovely for words.

MIS Information (kate), Monday, 18 July 2005 09:13 (twenty years ago)

(Oh, and I've just googled - apparently Badger Bag was the name of the ceremony they held to initiate first-time crossers of the equator.)

MIS Information (kate), Monday, 18 July 2005 09:20 (twenty years ago)

Oh, and Johnney B, we are both right. All reviews of the Pogues album attribute the quote to Churchill, but there are an equal number of google references that attribute it to: that most famous of British admirals, Nelson, remarked that naval discipline was maintained “by rum, sodomy and the lash”.

MIS Information (kate), Monday, 18 July 2005 09:25 (twenty years ago)

Where have all my pictures of the lovely Captain gone? I need to look at them from time to time to keep me sane. All I've got is the one on my desktop. Sigh.

MIS Information (kate), Monday, 18 July 2005 10:51 (twenty years ago)

Ha ha, last night I read the whole bit with Deverell offering Anderson out for a duel, and it makes so much more sense.

Rum, Sodomy and the LAN (kate), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 07:23 (twenty years ago)

Oh dear, oh dear indeed.

I've been using my lunch hour to google British Naval Rank (What is the difference between a Captain and a Post Captain? Ah, a Post Captain is an actual naval rank, while Captain is just the title of the person who runs the ship) and nautical terminology (what is the difference between a Quarterdeck and a Poop Deck?) ... and so far the best resource I've found is... a Writers' Resource page for authors of ... Pirates of the Carribean fanfict.

Do I dare? Do I truly dare? I'm not sure I do. Oh my.

Now I need to look up semaphores.

Rum, Sodomy and the LAN (kate), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 10:16 (twenty years ago)

Is that semaphore for "Lt Hornblower BLOWS MY HORN"? The only semaphore signals I know anything about are the railway sort.

I am definitely going to have to get a copy of TTEOTE (the book).

I used my lunch hour today to read more of Cloud Atlas, which is definitely the fault of last week's discussion in the pub.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 12:02 (twenty years ago)

No, that is signalling for "ROX0R!!!" which is because I was so pleased to find an online dictionary.

Emsk says she will bring Cloud Atlas round tonight. But only if I return Ghostwritten (which I shouldn't because she had my copy of Number Nine Dream for THREE YEARS!!!)

I am just about BURSTING with the significance of Captain Anderson's deep, dark secret. Though I cannot tell anyone who is not actually going to read the book as it is a total spoiler. However, unlike most Deep Dark Secrets, this one is actually Not His Fault so it makes him a far more sympathetic character than his behaviour would indicate him.

Rum, Sodomy and the LAN (kate), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 12:06 (twenty years ago)

Actually, I've decided that bringing in a book to read over lunch is quite a good idea: I'm usually bored by the end of my lunch hour, and I've got lots and lots and lots of books that I've bought and not read yet.

(however, one of these is Neal Stephenson's The System Of The World, which is far too big to carry to and from the office all the time)

(arse, I seem to be derailing threads again. Insert more about 19th-century navies here. All that flogging: hott in a kinky way, or just a bit too painful for that?)

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 12:12 (twenty years ago)

Hott in a kinky way when combined with rum and sodomy!!! Super-HOT!! Especially passages about Captain Anderson's Cat O Nine Tails.

(But then again, see all those old threads about turning schoolboys my ex over my knee and spanking him with a cane, so what would I know?)

Rum, Sodomy and the LAN (kate), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 12:14 (twenty years ago)

Oops, that was supposed to be schoolboys not italics, D'oh!

Rum, Sodomy and the LAN (kate), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 12:18 (twenty years ago)

Unless you were supposed to put 'fnord' in front of it.

Come Back Johnny B (Johnney B), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 12:20 (twenty years ago)

I must have missed those threads. I'd *definitely* have remembered if I'd read them.

Forest Perv (ForestPines), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 12:25 (twenty years ago)

I'm going to change the subject now. Oh my.

Rum, Sodomy and the LAN (kate), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 12:26 (twenty years ago)

And you turn into a schoolteacher when you're drunk! It's all starting to make sense now . . .

Come Back Johnny B (Johnney B), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 12:42 (twenty years ago)

You have to expect *some* perviness to come up in a thread with "blows my horn" in the title.

Coincidentally, I have just had a debate with a co-worker about the difference between "perverted" and "kinky".

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 12:44 (twenty years ago)

Kinky is using a feather, perverted is using the whole chicken. ;-)

ANYWAY! Discussion of Captain Anderson, please, not my sex life.

Rum, Sodomy and the LAN (kate), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 12:47 (twenty years ago)

Hang on a minute...

Rum, Sodomy and the LAN (kate), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 12:47 (twenty years ago)

See, the co-worker said "kinky is whips and leather and being tied up in bed; pervy is just ogling people." She then agreed that ogling people is entirely normal - surely that's the complete opposite?

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 12:48 (twenty years ago)

I would venture to suggest that Pervy, Perverted and Perverse are all different

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 12:49 (twenty years ago)

That's probably true

Which one is Captain Anderson, though?

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 12:53 (twenty years ago)

Captain Anderson is not pervy. (OK, hiw newfound adoration of Leftennant Benet is slightly worrying, but still.) He is just SULLEN and CRANKY and ROARS a lot.

Rum, Sodomy and the LAN (kate), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 12:55 (twenty years ago)

I think everyone is pervy in *some* way.

(so there)

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 13:03 (twenty years ago)

(or maybe I just have slightly too much horn for my own good this afternoon)

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 13:07 (twenty years ago)

He is just SULLEN and CRANKY and ROARS a lot.

Sir Edward Heath RIP (85 new answers, 86 total)

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 13:09 (twenty years ago)

... another sailor!

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 13:09 (twenty years ago)

This thread has given us all THE HORN:

http://www.navydaze.com/Around%20the%20Horn.jpg

Rum, Sodomy and the LAN (kate), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 13:10 (twenty years ago)

Are they beating round the horn?

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 13:12 (twenty years ago)

(Look at the title of the picture. They are Rounding The Horn.)

Rum, Sodomy and the LAN (kate), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 13:13 (twenty years ago)

(I would like to round Captain Anderson's horn but that is another story.)

Rum, Sodomy and the LAN (kate), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 13:13 (twenty years ago)

What this thread needs is more brooding Captain Anderson:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/drama/totheendsoftheearth/images/450x187/competition.jpg

Rum, Sodomy and the LAN (kate), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 13:18 (twenty years ago)

Is Captain Anderson holding a horn:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/drama/totheendsoftheearth/images/450x187/episode2.jpg

Oh no, alas, it is just a spyglass.

Rum, Sodomy and the LAN (kate), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 13:23 (twenty years ago)

The 19th-century navy really did go in for impressive headgear.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 13:24 (twenty years ago)

Why did their hats have to be so silly? Surely a tall hat is impractical in a cramped ship? (oops XPOST!)

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 13:25 (twenty years ago)

I so want one of those hats.

Rum, Sodomy and the LAN (kate), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 13:25 (twenty years ago)

You wonder whether they ever had difficulty getting through doors. I know I used to crash into shit all the time wearing mine.

xpost

tissp! (the impossible shortest specia), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 13:25 (twenty years ago)

It would keep your head very warm in a gale. Though perhaps it would function as a sail and blow you over! Or maybe that is the point, after all their topsail is down, so perhaps they are trying to use the hats to speed them out of the doldrums.

Rum, Sodomy and the LAN (kate), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 13:27 (twenty years ago)

I love the idea of the captain giving everyone the order to turn in a certain way to catch the breeze, like line dancing or something.

tissp! (the impossible shortest specia), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 13:28 (twenty years ago)

(But then again, see all those old threads about turning schoolboys my ex over my knee and spanking him with a cane, so what would I know?)

"There is a pathos and vulnerability in Walsh's characters lacking in the more self-contained Ford and Hawks counterparts. Where Ford shifts from the immediacy of the slightly depressed heroic angle to the horizon line of history, and Hawks remains at eye level, Walsh often moves to the slightly elevated angle of the lost child in the big world. One of the most stunning shots of this nature occurs in Captain Horatio Hornblower when Walsh's camera recedes and rises slowly to present the lonely image of Gregory Peck, ridiculously gallant in his period costume and yet foreshortened into the lost son of his mother."
--Andrew Sarris, The American Cinema

(See also White Heat.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 14:52 (twenty years ago)

My god, I had despaired of ever stearing this thread back on course.

Rum, Sodomy and the LAN (kate), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 14:57 (twenty years ago)

Ok, Kate I'm on Chapter 4 of the first book now, so hopefully I will be in on the Captain Anderson's Deep Dark Secret soonish.

Walking through Tottenham Ct. Rd. station the other day I noticed a poster for a new seafaring style book. I can't remember the name of it, anyone? I read "Star Of The Sea" last year - it was pretty good for what it was, a seafaring mystery.

marianna, Tuesday, 19 July 2005 18:27 (twenty years ago)

Tonight, tonight, the conclusion is tonight!

I stopped reading at the end of Book 2 because I did not want to spoil tonight. I am almost as jealous as Summers because Captain Anderson is so deep in smit with Benet. Sigh.

Sorry, Marianna, but Captain Anderson's Deep Dark Secret is not revealed until the very end, almost as a post-script. I am glad that it happens that way, because it casts the entire story in a completely different light, when you realise he is not actually the villain of the piece that he appears to both Talbot and reader.

Rum, Sodomy and the LAN (kate), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 06:47 (twenty years ago)

Can I join the queue for borrowing?

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 06:49 (twenty years ago)

Heh heh, I'm not sure if you will want to borrow the book after I am done with it. Some of the pages may be... sticky. (I am trying my best not to make any "Seaman Staines" jokes but failing miserably.)

Rum, Sodomy and the LAN (kate), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 06:50 (twenty years ago)

Somewhere I have a t-shirt with a Pugwash-style pirate with his hand down his trousers, captioned "Master Bates"

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 07:58 (twenty years ago)

11 hours until I see my beloved!!! (Not counting the all too short previews they keep showing on the BBC of him moodily tossing his spyglass to his eye as his lovely long blond locks float in the wind.)

Rum, Sodomy and the LAN (kate), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 08:00 (twenty years ago)

I'm more than happy for anyone to borrow seafaring books from me. I have all the Patrick O'Brien books except the very first one too.

marianna, Wednesday, 20 July 2005 09:37 (twenty years ago)

Which of the O'Brien books would you say is the best to start with?

(Unless I should start with the first one, natch.)

Rum, Sodomy and the LAN (kate), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 09:45 (twenty years ago)

You should start with the first one. It does a lot of explaining.

accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 09:49 (twenty years ago)

Ah, Stephen Maturin. My secret crush (well, not very secret now, I guess). Man, I want to read all those books again.

accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 09:55 (twenty years ago)

Oh my lord. A quick google reveals the sheer... volume of this stuff!

I suspect, given my compulsive nature, that I should probably stay away.

(Unless there is someone I could crush on as much as Captain Anderson.)

Rum, Sodomy and the LAN (kate), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 10:25 (twenty years ago)

http://www.mervynpeake.org/images/books_slaughterb.jpg

mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 10:27 (twenty years ago)

Well, there's Jack himself. He is pretty dashing, though he doesn't really have any dark secrets. And there's Stephen, who is not painted as a good-looking man at all, oh no, but he does speak many languages and know loads about everything (except ships) and keeps many secrets. He is very exotic.

accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 10:32 (twenty years ago)

Hrmm. I'm not generally one for the dashing type. I prefer the dark and brooding and hiding many secrets type.

Right now, I'm trying to figure out how old Captain Anderson is, as I suspect the film version is much younger than the book version.

The only clues are as such... the journey takes place the year the Napoleon is sent to Elba, which makes it 1814. Anderson has travelled with Sir Joseph Banks - I'm assuming on the famous Botanical specimen gathering trip with Captain Cook in 1768.

There are 46 years between the two events... Blimey, I'm trying to find out what the enlistment age was during the Regency period - there are certainly boys of 15 or so on Anderson's ship.

That would make him nearly 60! Ah well, I suppose it's entirely possible that Anderson met Banks during the latter's civilian life, given the Captain's interest in horticulture.

Rum, Sodomy and the LAN (kate), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 10:47 (twenty years ago)

Hang on - I thought Napoleon was sent to Elba after Trafalgar? Which would make it 1805.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 10:50 (twenty years ago)

No, 1814 according to this website.

Rum, Sodomy and the LAN (kate), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 10:52 (twenty years ago)

(bah, my mistake - he was exiled in 1814 but returned to power in February 1815, before losing Waterloo and being exiled again in October 1815)

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 10:53 (twenty years ago)

(most of my knowledge of Napoleon comes from the Oxford History Of The French Revolution, so understandably is a bit patchy after Year X 1801.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 10:55 (twenty years ago)

Also, Britain is still at war with the US during the book. Which, I presume, would be the War of 1812.

Rum, Sodomy and the LAN (kate), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 10:55 (twenty years ago)

Yes - according to Wikipedia, that war ended officially on Christmas Eve 1814, although fighting went on into the winter of 1815 because it took the armies a while to find out about it.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 10:57 (twenty years ago)

I prefer the dark and brooding and hiding many secrets type.

Dark, in terms of character, natch. Captain Anderson is blond and ginger-whiskered as you can see above. (Though actually, in the book it does not describe his hair colour, either! Only that he has massive eyebrows. Maybe he has massive blond Viking eyebrows.)

Rum, Sodomy and the LAN (kate), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 11:01 (twenty years ago)

Blimey, I'm trying to find out what the enlistment age was during the Regency period - there are certainly boys of 15 or so on Anderson's ship.

Could easily have been 11 or 12. Also, Banks made more than one major voyage, including one to Norway in 1772. So it could be that one. Does that shave a few years off?

accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 11:06 (twenty years ago)

I have a vague idea that young boys were in the Navy back then - the phrase "powder monkeys" springs to mind.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 11:07 (twenty years ago)

That could make him as young (hah) as 50. Must find when Banks' last journey was. (Or indeed, as I said, Anderson might have visited Kew or the Royal Society and met him there.)

Oh the hottness of his hair sparkling in the sunlight...

http://images.thetimes.co.uk/TGD/picture/0,,210498,00.jpg

Rum, Sodomy and the LAN (kate), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 11:09 (twenty years ago)

In the Torygraph, Golding's daughter says of him:

Carver is impressed at the way that the BBC has used the microcosmic, claustrophobic world of the ship to explore Golding's recurrent themes of obsession, love, guilt and brutality. "I really feel it gets inside what my father was concerned about. My dad was concerned that Capt Anderson [played by Jared Harris] shouldn't be a cardboard cut-out. He may be harsh, but he is a good captain and the survival of the boat is his first duty. In the drama, we see him not just as an incredibly bad-tempered, vindictive person with a chip on his shoulder but as a companionable man, a person of reasonable bonhomie. My dad admired the Navy because it worked, and to work you can see that it needs people like Anderson."

Rum, Sodomy and the LAN (kate), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 11:11 (twenty years ago)

And interview with Harris from the Indie.

Rum, Sodomy and the LAN (kate), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 11:15 (twenty years ago)

(Harris does not have very bushy eyebrows. But he does have a fantastic scowl and uses what little he has to great effect. Especially in the raising one and lowering the other glower.)

Rum, Sodomy and the LAN (kate), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 11:18 (twenty years ago)

I'm now having a bad afternoon. I need more seafaring stuff. Less than six hours until I see my beloved again!

Rum, Sodomy and the LAN (kate), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 13:22 (twenty years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/pressoffice/images/bank/programmes_tv/drama/ends/300_jared.jpg

Awww, he's talking all about how he (Harris) proposed to his fiance. So sweet!

Rum, Sodomy and the LAN (kate), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 13:26 (twenty years ago)

Hrmmm, how would I go about finding out his first name, anyway? I am *sure* that it is mentioned during the Inquest in the first episode.

Rum, Sodomy and the LAN (kate), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 13:30 (twenty years ago)

i still prefer Sailor Moon.

g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 13:34 (twenty years ago)

Oh blimey, what have I done? If you google Jared Harris and Captain Anderson it takes you straight to ILX. Oh my.

Rum, Sodomy and the LAN (kate), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 13:59 (twenty years ago)

Prepare to be boarded!

accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 14:06 (twenty years ago)

::stuffs fist in mouth to avoid obvious sexual innuendo::

Rum, Sodomy and the LAN (kate), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 14:08 (twenty years ago)

HURRAH!!! I am the happiest woman on earth.

I was rewarded last night with the sight of the good Captain Anderson, raised from his slumber by an iceburg, STOMPING ABOUT THE QUARTERDECK IN HIS UNMENTIONABLES.

I am simply overcome with lust.

Rum, Sodomy and the LAN (kate), Thursday, 21 July 2005 06:25 (twenty years ago)

apparently Jared Harris is Richard Harris' son (a good blond smoulderer in westerns) and he also played Andy Warhol in 'I shot Andy Warhol'.

Ed (dali), Thursday, 21 July 2005 06:32 (twenty years ago)

Ooh, I can spot a slight resemblence now you mention it.

(with Richard Harris, not Andy Warhol)

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Thursday, 21 July 2005 06:35 (twenty years ago)

(Actually, I knew both of those facts, as discussed on the Crush of Shame thread.)

Anyway! What did we think of that episode? Horrible, horrible Benet.

But ah, the Captain had the best comedy moment in the whole series, untintentionally reading the Funeral service instead of the wedding.

Rum, Sodomy and the LAN (kate), Thursday, 21 July 2005 07:10 (twenty years ago)

Benet, was a horrible fop, but a useful mirror for Talbot. Amusing demise for Lt. Summer as well, elevated to command of a ship that wasn't going to go anywhere, he then went down with it.

Ed (dali), Thursday, 21 July 2005 07:14 (twenty years ago)

(Harris also played the loathesome Russell in Igby Goes Down - how talented an actor who can move me both to lust and to revulsion in different roles.)

It was ironic that Anderson was so taken with Benet, as he was always coming up with new ways (usually involving infernal steam and things) to put the ship at risk. Benet is much worse in the book, with his composing poetry and being unbelievably irritating. Ah well, at least he wasn't as bad as Deverell.

Rum, Sodomy and the LAN (kate), Thursday, 21 July 2005 07:17 (twenty years ago)

I note from his IMDB entry that he is currently involved in something called Three Days in Dublin, which I assume will be filmed here. I shall hunt him down for you, Mrs. Captain Anderson.

accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Thursday, 21 July 2005 08:17 (twenty years ago)

But it is not *him* that I fancy. It is his character, alas. And I'm sure he will be so totally subsumed into whatever role he is filming in Dublin that the lovely Captain will be long gone. :-(

Rum, Sodomy and the LAN (kate), Thursday, 21 July 2005 08:20 (twenty years ago)

What if his role has utterly consumed him?

tissp! (the impossible shortest specia), Thursday, 21 July 2005 08:20 (twenty years ago)

Sayeth Harris:

"Captain Anderson is a crusty old seadog. He's not particularly imaginative; he's an isolated loner who isn't good with people - socially inarticulate. There is an interesting ambiguity in all the characters. As it's a first person narrative, the characters aren't necessarily as Edmund sees them.

"Personally, I'm not at all like Anderson, and in fact the only thing I ever captained in my life was my football team, and that was on my birthday!"

Rum, Sodomy and the LAN (kate), Thursday, 21 July 2005 08:22 (twenty years ago)

Overcompensating innit. Trying deperately to prove that he has not wholly become Anderson himself...

tissp! (the impossible shortest specia), Thursday, 21 July 2005 08:24 (twenty years ago)

(Well, also he said in another interview that a lot of Anderson's bluster was based on his father, or something like that, so he probably goes to great lengths *not* to be like that.)

Anyway, who cares about mere actors? I am in love with a Post Captain!

Rum, Sodomy and the LAN (kate), Thursday, 21 July 2005 08:28 (twenty years ago)

You should get a locket made. That's what all the ladies do.

accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Thursday, 21 July 2005 08:49 (twenty years ago)

I wish I had a locket right now. All I wanted was to look at pretty pictures of Captain Anderson because I'm feeling very tense right now.

Rum, Sodomy and the LAN (kate), Thursday, 21 July 2005 13:42 (twenty years ago)

Except the pictures are all disappearing off the top. Here is another:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/drama/totheendsoftheearth/images/450x187/episode1.jpg

Rum, Sodomy and the LAN (kate), Thursday, 21 July 2005 13:44 (twenty years ago)

I have also ascertained the Captain Anderson has been a captain for less than 3 years (unless the costume department got it wrong).

This is official uniform of the time:

http://www.militaryheritage.com/images/rn_capt1_small.jpg

Captains who had been in service for over 3 years had white lapels:

http://www.kipar.org/piratical-resources/uniforms/captain3.jpg

While captains who had beenin service for less than 3 years had blue lapels:

http://www.kipar.org/piratical-resources/uniforms/captain4.jpg

Captain Anderson's lapels are blue, ergo he hath been a captain 3 years or under:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/drama/totheendsoftheearth/images/photogallery/340x255/anderson.jpg

(Yes, I am so pathetic. I know it. But still, it amuses me and I am bored and stressed.)

Rum, Sodomy and the LAN (kate), Thursday, 21 July 2005 15:54 (twenty years ago)

(Actually the costume department may have got it wrong, as Sir Henry also has blue lapels, and he had been a captain forever. At least in the book.)

Rum, Sodomy and the LAN (kate), Thursday, 21 July 2005 15:58 (twenty years ago)

They got it right with Lt. Summers, tho...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/drama/totheendsoftheearth/images/450x187/characters_actors.jpg

Rum, Sodomy and the LAN (kate), Thursday, 21 July 2005 15:59 (twenty years ago)

It's possible that both of those captains are too broke to get new jackets made, since they would have to bear such an expense themselves. I can't imagine that your husband would have been taking a lot of prizes in that glorified collier he was commanding.

Summers' awareness of his own position would make him more likely to run out and get the right uniform immediately.

accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Thursday, 21 July 2005 16:01 (twenty years ago)

But Sir Henry was so loaded from his Napoleonic conquests that his poopdeck rails were guilded! And he had his gangways spliced with Mahogony! Surely he would have the most up to date uniform possible.

(Actually, it said in the book that my husband's uniform was slightly shabby, so I would accept it of him. But Sir Henry? No!)

Rum, Sodomy and the LAN (kate), Thursday, 21 July 2005 16:02 (twenty years ago)

Ah, you are using evidence from the books against me. I have not read the books. Most likely, then, the costume department got it wrong.

Often Captain Jack would make a mess of his best uniform (by diving into the ocean in it, or splitting it in some action), forcing Killick to send him out in his second best jacket, which caused him much distress. Poor Killick.

accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Thursday, 21 July 2005 16:05 (twenty years ago)

I have suddenly realised who Captain Anderson reminds me of... a blond version of lustbucket Damien Hirst:

http://fotomuveszet.elender.hu/0134/nagykepek/jpg_kepek_013407/01340705.jpg

Rum, Sodomy and the LAN (kate), Thursday, 21 July 2005 16:12 (twenty years ago)

I've just finished reading Cloud Atlas, and the final chapter reminded me quite a bit of To The Ends Of The Earth - the TV version, at least. Must find a copy of the book.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Friday, 22 July 2005 10:45 (twenty years ago)

So yesterday at the bookshop I looked at the O'Brien books. And oh god, there were so many of them, and the covers looked so cheesey I just couldn't do it. Instead I bought this:

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/0140288961.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

The Command Of The Sea by N.A.M. Rodger - a fine and worthy history of British sea power. (Though not of British Sea Power, nasty leg-breaking brigands that they are.)

Rum, Sodomy and the LAN (kate), Monday, 25 July 2005 07:50 (twenty years ago)

Kate, have you seen the tall ships thingy happening in Newcastle today?

tissp! (the impossible shortest specia), Monday, 25 July 2005 08:19 (twenty years ago)

Oh, why am I here and not There?!?!?

Rum, Sodomy and the LAN (kate), Monday, 25 July 2005 08:21 (twenty years ago)

Blast... that was supposed to be a link.

Also, they are having a competition to win a place in the Lord Nelson!!! (I would be a rubbish sailor I'm sure, but still.)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/tyne/content/articles/2005/07/14/lord_nelson_feature.shtml

Rum, Sodomy and the LAN (kate), Monday, 25 July 2005 08:23 (twenty years ago)

You have to be 'one lucky disabled person' to win.

Ed (dali), Monday, 25 July 2005 08:24 (twenty years ago)

Damn, I missed that bit.

D'oh.

(Would it be really awful to try and convince them that Manic Depression is considered a disability, and since in my mania I sometimes believe myself to be a pirate, it would be very therapeudic?)

Rum, Sodomy and the LAN (kate), Monday, 25 July 2005 08:26 (twenty years ago)

I seem to remember being told that in America my left-handedness is classed as a disability.

tissp! (the impossible shortest specia), Monday, 25 July 2005 08:30 (twenty years ago)

two months pass...
Ha-HA!!!! To The Ends Of The Earth is finally out on DVD!!! I bought it last night and managed to consume episode one and the making of documentary in one pr0n-binge.

Why is it that Jared Harris in character = THE HOTTEST THING ON EARTH!!! and Jared Harris as himself in the cast interviews is kind of a weird-looking precious thespian? Damn, actors. I guess that means he's good at the ACT-ing bit.

The first ep was better than I remembered it - especially the Colley "you have made a beast of yourself!" stuff but was actually astonished how much of the book they left out (crucially CAPTAIN ANDERSON'S DEEP DARK SECRET) but still the plot held up.

Mmmmmm, if anyone wants me for the rest of the weekend, I'm unavailable.

The Brocade Fire (kate), Friday, 30 September 2005 11:36 (twenty years ago)

The best thing about it, actually, was where they were talking about how they filmed the ship bits - that not only did they build two full-sized 18th Century warship replicas, but they also built a floating set within a giant covered dock with gangs of men on ropes to heave it back and forth so it would pitch and roll - all that lurching about as the ship went back and forth was real falling, not "lurching in unison" as seen on Star Trek, etc.

The Brocade Fire (kate), Friday, 30 September 2005 12:18 (twenty years ago)


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