― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Wednesday, 27 June 2001 02:43 (twenty-four years ago)
>5. The Wind & the Lion (Houston, 1975)<
Sorry that's John Milius. (ie Huston lobotomized!)
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 27 June 2001 03:16 (twenty-four years ago)
― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 27 June 2001 03:24 (twenty-four years ago)
― kelsey (kelstarry), Wednesday, 27 June 2001 03:28 (twenty-four years ago)
so my "least favorite" films that i can think of: dancer in the dark, elephant, in the company of men
― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Wednesday, 27 June 2001 03:31 (twenty-four years ago)
― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 27 June 2001 03:43 (twenty-four years ago)
i would like him here to tell me his 10 favourite movies and his ten least favourite.
other people can do this
― anthony easton (anthony), Saturday, 16 July 2005 03:37 (twenty years ago)
― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Saturday, 16 July 2005 04:02 (twenty years ago)
What the hell.
Ten favorite:
1.The 39 Steps (Alfred Hitchcock, 1935)2.Robocop (Paul Verhoeven, 1987)3.Band of Outsiders (Jean-Luc Godard, 1964)4.Waiting For Guffman (Christopher Guest, 1996)5.Wise Blood (John Huston, 1979)6.The Third Man (Carol Reed, 1949)7.Metropolitan (Whit Stillman, 1990)8.Rear Window (Alfred Hitchcock, 1954)9.The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 (Joseph Sargent, 1974)10.Une Femme Est Une Femme (Jean-Luc Godard, 1961)
I'm not gonna bother wtih least favorite.
― C0L1N B... (C0L1N B...), Saturday, 16 July 2005 04:07 (twenty years ago)
― C0L1N B... (C0L1N B...), Saturday, 16 July 2005 04:08 (twenty years ago)
top ten not in order:hiroshima mon amour (resnais, 1959)vivre sa vie (godard, 1961)tokyo story (ozu)nashville (altman)through a glass darkly (bergman)rules of the game (renoir)spirit of the beehive (erice)once upon a time in the west (leone)ordet (dreyer)day of wrath (dreyer)
10 least favorite:irreversiblejuliet of the spiritswin a date with tad hamiltonthe dreamersboondock saintsthe texas chainsaw massacre remake
i cant think of many more
― t0dd swiss (immobilisme), Saturday, 16 July 2005 04:11 (twenty years ago)
― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Saturday, 16 July 2005 04:13 (twenty years ago)
― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Saturday, 16 July 2005 04:24 (twenty years ago)
― Gear! (Gear!), Saturday, 16 July 2005 04:27 (twenty years ago)
― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Saturday, 16 July 2005 04:32 (twenty years ago)
― Gear! (Gear!), Saturday, 16 July 2005 04:36 (twenty years ago)
― t0dd swiss (immobilisme), Saturday, 16 July 2005 04:39 (twenty years ago)
Honorable mention on dislikes: The Big Lebowski and the films of Christopher Guest.
Ten favorites, kind of:Gates of Heaven (Morris, 1978)The Last Picture Show (Bogdanovich, 1972)Two-Lane Blacktop (Hellman, 1971)Dazed & Confused (Linklater, 1993)25th Hour (Lee, 2002)Love & Death (Allen, 1975)Umberto D. (de Sica, 1952)The Bicycle Thief (de Sica, 1947)Kiss Me Deadly (Aldrich, 1956)Full Metal Jacket (Kubrick, 1987)
― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Saturday, 16 July 2005 04:44 (twenty years ago)
some favorites include carmen jones, a canterbury tale, the thin red line, miss oyu, my darling clementine, a scene at the sea, and lots of melodramas like leave her to heaven, stella dallas, imitation of life, etc.
― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Saturday, 16 July 2005 05:01 (twenty years ago)
― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Saturday, 16 July 2005 05:02 (twenty years ago)
― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Saturday, 16 July 2005 05:03 (twenty years ago)
― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Saturday, 16 July 2005 05:06 (twenty years ago)
Therefore, top 10 movies I first saw in the past month or two:
La Dolce VitaYi YiPunch-Drunk LoveTarnationAll About Lily Chou-ChouRodrigo D: No FutureBoogie NightsKidsSurvive Style 5+American Psycho
Lamest movie seen recently: The Grudge
― sleep (sleep), Saturday, 16 July 2005 05:26 (twenty years ago)
― Eric H. (Eric H.), Saturday, 16 July 2005 05:29 (twenty years ago)
― Eric H. (Eric H.), Saturday, 16 July 2005 05:30 (twenty years ago)
― anthony easton (anthony), Saturday, 16 July 2005 05:30 (twenty years ago)
my ten favorite movies: falstaff (chimes at midnight) (welles, 1966)rules of the game (renoir, 1939)grand illusion (renoir, 1937)kiki's delivery service (miyazaki, 1989)the manchurian candidate (frankenheimer, 1962)meet john doe (capra, 1941)the lady eve (sturges, 1941)vertigo (hitchcock, 1958)bande a parte (godard, 1964)a taste of honey (richardson, 1961)
it's weird that 4 of my choices are from the '60s, since i never thought that was a very good decade for movies. anyway, i don't have a lot of least favorites, but american beauty, the dreamers and stardust memories come to mind.
― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Saturday, 16 July 2005 05:35 (twenty years ago)
― Eric H. (Eric H.), Saturday, 16 July 2005 05:40 (twenty years ago)
― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Saturday, 16 July 2005 05:43 (twenty years ago)
― doogie, Saturday, 16 July 2005 05:43 (twenty years ago)
Most of mine I saw almost blind or on minimal reviews - given five or ten years space (or 30 or 40) with the all the criticism and discussion that come with time, I wouldn't go to Garden State or Lost In Translation.
― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Saturday, 16 July 2005 05:51 (twenty years ago)
or i guess you might think portman is so hot that you'd like it despite that guy and all the standing on a dumpster or whatever it was, yelling in the rain, and whatnot
― pilates, Saturday, 16 July 2005 06:09 (twenty years ago)
Faves1. After Hours (Scorcese, 1985)2. Blow-Up (Antonioni, 1966)3. Local Hero (Forsyth, 1983)4. Picnic at Hanging Rock (Weir, 1975)5. The Wind & the Lion (Houston, 1975)6. The Hunger (Scott, 1983)7. Apocalypse Now (Coppola, 1979)8. Mystery Train (Jarmusch, 1989)9. The Silence of the Lambs (1991)10. The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 (Weir, 1975)11. Jaws (Spielberg, 1975)
..and I could do about twenty-five more.
Least Faves/Most Loathed1.Dead Again (Branagh, 1991)2. Platoon (Stone, 1986)3. Scream (Craven, 1996)4. Weekend at Bernie's (Kotcheff, 1989)5. Mystic Pizza (Petrie, 1988)6. Pushing Tin (Newell, 1999)7. Die Hard 2 (Harlin, 1990)8. In Good Company (Weitz, 2004)9. Love, Actually (Curtis, 2003)10. Serendipity (Chelsom, 2001)
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 16 July 2005 06:13 (twenty years ago)
Aw, it's cool, dude.
― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 16 July 2005 06:40 (twenty years ago)
Favourite
1. Human Resources (Cantet, 1999)2. Rashomon (Kurosawa, 1950)3. Farewell My Concubine (Kaige, 1993)4. Down by Law (Jarmusch, 1986)5. Street of Shame (Mizoguchi, 1956)6. Citizen Kane (Welles, 1941)7. Stalker (Tarkovksky, 1979)8. My Neighbor Totoro (Miyazaki, 1987)9. Dr. Strangelove (Kubrick, 1964)10. Mary Poppins (Stevenson, 1964)
Least favourite
1. Bio-Dome (Bloom, 1996)2. Best of the Best 2 (Radler, 1993)3. Police Academy 6 (Bonerz[!], 1989)4. Home Alone 2 (Columbus, 1992)5. Friday the 13th Part VI (McLoughlin, 1986)6. Cobra (Cosmatos, 1986)7. Rocky IV (Stallone, 1985)8. Turner & Hooch (Spottiswoode, 1989)9. Cannonball Run II (Needham, 1984)10. Hook (Spielberg, 1991)
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Saturday, 16 July 2005 09:37 (twenty years ago)
1. Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters (Schrader, 1985)2. L'Age d'Or (Bunuel, 1930)3. The Big Sleep (Hawks, 1946)4. M (Lang, 1931)5. Du bi quan wang da po xue di zi (The One-Armed Boxer II) (Yu Wang,
― Scream! Scrovula, Scream! (noodle vague), Saturday, 16 July 2005 10:05 (twenty years ago)
(Yu Wang, 1975)6. The Godfather, Parts I and II (damn straight I'm cheating) (Coppola, 1972, 1974)]7. North by Northwest (Hitchcock, 1959)8. Shichinin no samurai (The Seven Samurai) (Kurosawa, 1954)9. For A Few Dollars More (Leone, 1965)10. Black Narcissus (Powell & Pressburger, 1947)
1 Film I loathe:
1. 8mm (Schumacher, 1999)
― Scream! Scrovula, Scream! (noodle vague), Saturday, 16 July 2005 10:11 (twenty years ago)
Some are just sentimal picks - fe Room With A View - and some are just random picks (by a director I admire).
― nathalie's body's designed for two (stevie nixed), Saturday, 16 July 2005 10:32 (twenty years ago)
And a ton of others, whover started the Godard thread, thanks btw, been digging Alphaville greatly and am delving further.
― mzui (mzui), Saturday, 16 July 2005 10:56 (twenty years ago)
1. Spirited Away2. Donnie Darko3. ID4. Fellowship of the Ring5. Naked Blood6. Office Space7. Napoleon Dynamite8. Amelie9. Kill Bill vol 110. The Grudge
Least favourite:UnbreakableEssex Boys
My mind is blank, wtf?!
― dog latin (dog latin), Saturday, 16 July 2005 12:28 (twenty years ago)
But I won't say that because "just don't get" is a difficult accusation to substantiate.
Maybe I'll say that I get the impression people are too quick to dismiss it and/or view it very cynically.
But maybe I'm wrong!
― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Saturday, 16 July 2005 12:52 (twenty years ago)
― strng hlkngtn, Saturday, 16 July 2005 13:55 (twenty years ago)
― miccio (miccio), Saturday, 16 July 2005 13:56 (twenty years ago)
― strng hlkngtn, Saturday, 16 July 2005 13:57 (twenty years ago)
― Scream! Scrovula, Scream! (noodle vague), Saturday, 16 July 2005 13:58 (twenty years ago)
re. caterbury tale: the powell & pressburger one from...er...1943? 1942?
re. carmen jones: based on the hammerstein black-cast musical which was based on bizet's opera (which was based on merimee's short story). starring dorothy dandridge and harry belafonte (both beautiful), directed by otto preminger. for some lucid thoughts on this movie see v.f. perkins, 'film as film.' (though it hasn't received much more critical notice.)
re. melodramas: i don't know, i like big outsized emotions put across with integrity. i like to cry at the movies. re. leave her to heaven, i like john stahl's strange hard-edged lighting, rusty colors, and deep focus. also gene tierney. creepy implied incest subplots are always good. see also: preminger's angel face w/jean simmons and robert mitchum.
― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Saturday, 16 July 2005 13:59 (twenty years ago)
― Scream! Scrovula, Scream! (noodle vague), Saturday, 16 July 2005 14:00 (twenty years ago)
― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Saturday, 16 July 2005 14:02 (twenty years ago)
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― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Saturday, 16 July 2005 14:03 (twenty years ago)
― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Saturday, 16 July 2005 14:04 (twenty years ago)
― Scream! Scrovula, Scream! (noodle vague), Saturday, 16 July 2005 14:05 (twenty years ago)
Least favorite:Donnie DarkoThe Santa ClauseMulholland Dr.RubyHarlem NightsThe FanKundunMission To MarsJerry Springer - RingmasterThe Sting
― miccio (miccio), Saturday, 16 July 2005 14:05 (twenty years ago)
― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Saturday, 16 July 2005 14:06 (twenty years ago)
― Scream! Scrovula, Scream! (noodle vague), Saturday, 16 July 2005 14:07 (twenty years ago)
like one where he plays antonio gaudi?
― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Saturday, 16 July 2005 14:09 (twenty years ago)
― dog latin (dog latin), Saturday, 16 July 2005 14:09 (twenty years ago)
― miccio (miccio), Saturday, 16 July 2005 14:11 (twenty years ago)
― Scream! Scrovula, Scream! (noodle vague), Saturday, 16 July 2005 14:15 (twenty years ago)
― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Saturday, 16 July 2005 14:17 (twenty years ago)
― Scream! Scrovula, Scream! (noodle vague), Saturday, 16 July 2005 14:19 (twenty years ago)
the buildings in the 'fountainhead' movie are gloriously ugly, though.
― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Saturday, 16 July 2005 14:20 (twenty years ago)
― Scream! Scrovula, Scream! (noodle vague), Saturday, 16 July 2005 14:26 (twenty years ago)
― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Saturday, 16 July 2005 14:36 (twenty years ago)
― miccio (miccio), Saturday, 16 July 2005 14:38 (twenty years ago)
― fe zaffe (fezaffe), Saturday, 16 July 2005 14:39 (twenty years ago)
x-post
― miccio (miccio), Saturday, 16 July 2005 14:40 (twenty years ago)
1. the santa clause - judge reinhold is a big needledick and tim allen clowns his sweater
2. die hard 2 - when bruce willis figures out that dude from good times was firing blanks at the terrorists, also willis vs sipowicz, also dude from law & order as the frog-like air traffic controller
3. scream - all the movie horror nerd stuff and also the fonz saying 'your havoc-inducing, thieving, whoring generation disgusts me'
4. 8mm - ok this one is kinda bad but cmon lots of good stuff- funny dialogue, its well filmed, joaquin phoenix and tony soprano and nic cage bein squirmy, i will watch any nicolas cage movie and especially shitty fake noir ones
5. mission to mars - gary sinise astronaut bbq
― 33, Saturday, 16 July 2005 14:44 (twenty years ago)
My list remains the same I think:
8 1/22001: A Space OdysseyIn The Mood for LoveIt's a Wonderful LifeLast Year at MarienbadTop Secret!The Night PorterWest Side StoryDeuce Bigelow: Male GigoloApocalypse Now
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Saturday, 16 July 2005 14:45 (twenty years ago)
― Scream! Scrovula, Scream! (noodle vague), Saturday, 16 July 2005 14:48 (twenty years ago)
― 33, Saturday, 16 July 2005 14:48 (twenty years ago)
1. nic cage 2. jeff goldblum3. martin lawrence
― 3, Saturday, 16 July 2005 14:50 (twenty years ago)
# Aguirre: The Wrath of God # Sunrise# Shortcuts # La Dolce Vita # Yi Yi# Wings of Desire# Fitzcarraldo # 8 1/2# Andrei Rublyov# M # The Night of the Hunter# A Woman Under the Influence # The Thin Red Line # In the Mood for Love # Double Indemnity# Taxi Driver # The Third Man # Gertrud# Trois couleurs: Rouge # Flowers of Shanghi
― Jeff-PTTL (Jeff), Saturday, 16 July 2005 14:52 (twenty years ago)
the messenger: story of joan of arci also hate kubrick, especially a clockwork orange, but not dr. strangelovethe "i am curious" films from sweden or norway are sooooo boring and bad.
i could write a book on why the dreamers is a terrible film. some key points include how trite the dialogue is, the unneeded nudity, the terribly shot ending, how the film focuses on films that are 1,000,000 times better than the dreamers actually is. etc.
― t0dd swiss (immobilisme), Saturday, 16 July 2005 14:55 (twenty years ago)
e you've seen cage's japanese ads right?? they are a must
― jones (actual), Saturday, 16 July 2005 14:57 (twenty years ago)
― jones (actual), Saturday, 16 July 2005 14:58 (twenty years ago)
― 3, Saturday, 16 July 2005 14:58 (twenty years ago)
― jones (actual), Saturday, 16 July 2005 15:02 (twenty years ago)
― 33, Saturday, 16 July 2005 15:04 (twenty years ago)
― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Saturday, 16 July 2005 15:05 (twenty years ago)
Which was on TCM about.... oh, two hours ago.
― Eric H. (Eric H.), Saturday, 16 July 2005 15:06 (twenty years ago)
― 33, Saturday, 16 July 2005 15:06 (twenty years ago)
― 33, Saturday, 16 July 2005 15:07 (twenty years ago)
The GetawayHow HighCrimes and MisdemeanorsA Day At The RacesThe Iron CrossDay of the DeadGodfather IIThe ThingThe 39 StepsDog Day AfternoonGlengary Glen RossNashvilleTime and TideThe Thin ManCeline and Julie Go BoatingThe Queen of the Damned
(The "nah, i can't list *that* and besides it's tired now and I wouldn't really want to see it again" factor precludes at the least Heathers and Office Space)
― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Saturday, 16 July 2005 15:07 (twenty years ago)
― 33, Saturday, 16 July 2005 15:12 (twenty years ago)
― 3, Saturday, 16 July 2005 15:14 (twenty years ago)
This has been on IFC constantly lately.
"A strange man defecated on my sister.""Why?""Is there any answer I could give you that would be satisfactory?"
― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Saturday, 16 July 2005 15:15 (twenty years ago)
― 3, Saturday, 16 July 2005 15:17 (twenty years ago)
― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Saturday, 16 July 2005 15:18 (twenty years ago)
― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Saturday, 16 July 2005 15:19 (twenty years ago)
― jed_ (jed), Saturday, 16 July 2005 15:19 (twenty years ago)
1. Seven Samurai2. Bringing Up Baby3. The Life And Death Of Colonel Blimp4. Manhattan5. The Philadelphia Story6. An Actor's Revenge7. La Grande Illusion8. The Searchers9. Rashomon10. Double Indemnity
The one important change that I can think of would be making room for Rikyu, somewhere around 6th-8th place.
I struggle with least favourites. There are many films I've started to watch and abandoned (Titanic leaps to mind), so there has to be something to make me watch, and probably spare time, boredom and so on too. The first two of the recent Star Wars trilogy stand out as especially terrible movies.
― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 16 July 2005 15:23 (twenty years ago)
― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 16 July 2005 15:25 (twenty years ago)
Duck Soup is better than either, probably.
― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Saturday, 16 July 2005 15:27 (twenty years ago)
― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Saturday, 16 July 2005 15:29 (twenty years ago)
Favourites10) Heavenly Creatures9) L'Atalante8) The Elephant Man7) The Last Metro6) Marat/Sade5) The Battle of Algiers4) The Umbrellas of Cherbourg3) L'Avventura2) Belle de Jour1) Closely Watched Trains
― Ian Riese-Moraine: the crown prince of understatement. (Eastern Mantra), Saturday, 16 July 2005 15:34 (twenty years ago)
― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 16 July 2005 15:37 (twenty years ago)
I don't know about all, Kenan - have you seen the late ones? They get very poor.
Only seen the classics. The late ones wouldn't make the Rhino compilation, I guess.
― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Saturday, 16 July 2005 15:38 (twenty years ago)
― Scream! Scrovula, Scream! (noodle vague), Saturday, 16 July 2005 15:40 (twenty years ago)
― 3, Saturday, 16 July 2005 15:42 (twenty years ago)
From what I've heard of JC2, it might well be better. But the first was so bad that I'm not likely to ever see it.
― Scream! Scrovula, Scream! (noodle vague), Saturday, 16 July 2005 15:44 (twenty years ago)
― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 16 July 2005 15:48 (twenty years ago)
Sans soleil (Chris Marker)Desperate Living (John Waters)Land of Silence and Darkness (Werner Herzog)Trash (Paul Morrissey)Au hasard Balthazar (Robert Bresson)The Life and Death of 9413, a Hollywood Extra (Robert Florey & Slavko Vorkapich)Pulse (Kiyoshi Kurosawa)Crime Wave (John Paizs)The Mortal Storm (Frank Borzage)Europa '51 (Roberto Rossellini)
― Eric H. (Eric H.), Saturday, 16 July 2005 15:49 (twenty years ago)
― jones (actual), Saturday, 16 July 2005 15:51 (twenty years ago)
I think Donnie Darko is still my favorite film. I wanted to like Napoleon Dynamite more than I did. I'm seeing Amelie soon.
the best movie ever though is princ3ss raccoon. this is a fact.
I can't wait to see this.
Also, add Love, Actually and Closer to my least favorite recent movies.
― sleep (sleep), Saturday, 16 July 2005 15:55 (twenty years ago)
i think dan perry will go into a coma after seeing this movie
― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Saturday, 16 July 2005 16:01 (twenty years ago)
― Scream! Scrovula, Scream! (noodle vague), Saturday, 16 July 2005 16:03 (twenty years ago)
1. hook 2. parenthood 3. pay it forward 4. american beauty 5. anything by neil labute 6. anything by ed burns 7. true lies 8. rain man
that's enough.
i did my faves somewhere else. on another thread somewhere. over the edge is my favorite movie of all-time. not the BEST movie of all-time. just my favorite. then days of heaven. then i can't remember. there are so many.
― scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 16 July 2005 16:08 (twenty years ago)
"Which was on TCM about.... oh, two hours ago."
Ha! we watched that this morning. you gotta love that ending.
― scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 16 July 2005 16:10 (twenty years ago)
― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Saturday, 16 July 2005 16:11 (twenty years ago)
― 007 (thoia), Saturday, 16 July 2005 16:21 (twenty years ago)
― scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 16 July 2005 16:22 (twenty years ago)
― scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 16 July 2005 16:25 (twenty years ago)
― scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 16 July 2005 16:28 (twenty years ago)
long kiss goodnight is fantastic! i dunno, i think true lies is priceless, jumping a horse, swimming w gasoline, and anticipatory! but im wistful, its part of a big group of r movies i ws 1st able to go to if moms bot the tix, the kind i dont think are made anymore
― 007 (thoia), Saturday, 16 July 2005 16:29 (twenty years ago)
― 007 (thoia), Saturday, 16 July 2005 16:30 (twenty years ago)
― 007 (thoia), Saturday, 16 July 2005 16:34 (twenty years ago)
― 007 (thoia), Saturday, 16 July 2005 16:43 (twenty years ago)
10. The Miracle of Morgan's Creek / This Is Spinal Tap9. West Side Story8. Drunken Master II7. His Girl Friday6. The Big Sleep5. The Wages of Fear4. Singin' in the Rain3. Nostalghia2. Big Trouble in Little China 1. Young Frankenstein
― Haikunym (Haikunym), Saturday, 16 July 2005 16:46 (twenty years ago)
VertigoSunset BlvdDouble IndemnityHigh and LowSingin' in the RainSunriseFull Metal JacketAli: Feat Eats the SoulCrumbDog Day Afternoon
5 bad ones (not including obvious crap, e.g. jack frost (the keaton one)):
KidsBuena Vista Social ClubPriestLost HighwayMrs. Miniver
― älänbänänä (alanbanana), Saturday, 16 July 2005 16:54 (twenty years ago)
shakespeare adaptations, in ruff and uninformed order
1. othello (welles, 60whatever) treats the text like shit (ie like any other screenplay), plus BLACKFACE, ie a "moor" not an actual african (let alone an african american). i've seen abt 2 mins of this and it ruled.
2. ran (kurosawa, 80s): i really feel for the cast & crew in this one, waiting for hours in place until the clouds behind them shifted just so and the wind blew the grasses at their feet in the correct manner before doing a take. the private-ryanizing of war movies might make the bloody finale less special (haven't seen it since) which would suck.
3. my own private idaho (van sant, 90s) more ppl need to fuck around w/ henry iv, considering it's the underlying logic of tons of stuff, like dune (for instance) and also GWB... remember right wing learned types muttering sagely circa 01 abt W being the "hal presidency"?? fuckup lovable castoff scion + access to wisdom of several competing/mutually exclusive social sectors = perfect hero king. points off for keanu presence but van sant’s non-Sh tweaks are embodied by river phoenix and UDO KIER so there's no way this is bad. haven't seen it it years.
4. throne of blood (kurosawa, whenever): haven't seen it. placed high on 2's coattails.
5. lear (kozcincev [sp] whatever year) haven't seen it. it's probably great.
6. henry v (branagh, 90s): THIS FILM HAS BRIAN BLESSED IN IT YAAAAYYY!!
7. richard iii (olivier) where exactly did the "johnny rotten drew from this fillum" idea come from? haven't seen it, apart from the bits that julian temple lifts, which are pretty great.
8. hamlet (branagh, 90s): branagh's nazi ambition made good. pretty, funny, sexy, impressive. wish to erase all performance history before and after completely forgivable (what's the fucking point otherwise??) "heir to welles and olivier..." is their anything in freud about wanting to kill your grandfather, too??
9. shakespeare's romeo + juliet (luhrmann, 90s sometime). interestingly terrible. argued abt this a lot on ilx earlier w/ gravel puzzleworth, much more fun than the movie. irrevocable flaws maybe Sh's fault, ie R+J supposed to be (imaginatively) dicaprio/danes gorgeous...but embodied in film actuality this means you actually have to have dicaprio and danes play them which is a PROBLEM.
10. henry v (olivier, 45?) the "blitz henry." saw it very young and barely remember it.
11. 0 (someone, 90s) great idea! never seen it. ppl said it was dippy but the play's closed & stunted moral universe makes perfect sense in a high school, frankly, if you did it right.
12. othello (branagh, 90s i think) this was ok but nothing special.
13. much ado abt nothing (branagh 90s) same. worse than 12 cos of keanu.
14. hamlet (89? zeferelli) the mel gibson/glen glose one. "freudian" shit amped up beyond "revelatory" into "DO YOU SEE?!?!" gibson should have kept his murtaugh haircut since he kept his line readings.
15. tromeo and juliet (90s) bloody porny troma version that my dad insisted on talking to me about on several occasions 1996-present. maybe kind of entertaining but i've never seen it and can't have this in the top half, sorry.
16. hamlet (almareyda, 00s?) oh come on this has ethan hawke & liev schreiber in it and it's "modern day" give me a fucking BREAK. never seen it.
17. titus (taymor, late 90s) ehhh ok. taymor's commentary: "shk was like the tarantino of his day" that's a B- paper julie!!
18. richard iii (whoever, 90s) the ian mckellan nazi one. ditto, ian.
19. romeo and juliet (whoever, 40s??) the lionel barrymore one. i've never seen this and neither has anyone else now living.
20. romeo and juliet (zeferelli, 70s) responsible for more schoolchildren hating shakespeare than oliver cromwell could have dreamed. also: gratuitous tits and ass reinforcing idea that if said t/a exists in "cultural items" then you are prohibited from being turned on by/laughing at it. plus they're all wearing the same tights. nothing about this movie is good.
there are 29034857029384 other shakespeare films.
― g e o f f (gcannon), Saturday, 16 July 2005 16:56 (twenty years ago)
― g e o f f (gcannon), Saturday, 16 July 2005 16:57 (twenty years ago)
― n_RQ, Saturday, 16 July 2005 17:00 (twenty years ago)
surprised too, its problemmatic historiography but not all bad, not unsexy, the dreamers
― 007 (thoia), Saturday, 16 July 2005 17:02 (twenty years ago)
This one is surprisingly effective... and almost the complete antithesis of Luhrmann's R+J (which I also like).
― Eric H. (Eric H.), Saturday, 16 July 2005 17:04 (twenty years ago)
― 007 (thoia), Saturday, 16 July 2005 17:04 (twenty years ago)
― Jeff-PTTL (Jeff), Saturday, 16 July 2005 17:05 (twenty years ago)
Come and SeeThe Elephant Man or Mulholland Dr.Night of the HunterThe Imitation of lifeBarry Lyndon or 2001Quiz ShowSafeMy Dinner with AndrePierrot le FouCode Unknown
unfaves
Royal TennenabaumsAmerican Beautyi forget...
― jed_ (jed), Saturday, 16 July 2005 17:07 (twenty years ago)
1 fight club2 the long goodbye3 l'eclisse4 mon oncle american5 the conformist6 eternal sunshine...7 touch of evil8 code unknown9 where eagles dare10 zoolander
― n_RQ, Saturday, 16 July 2005 17:09 (twenty years ago)
― jed_ (jed), Saturday, 16 July 2005 17:11 (twenty years ago)
my fave musicals include: carmen jones, meet me in st louis, young girls of rochefort, gentlemen prefer blondes, and um ivan the terrible. the color sequence.
― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Saturday, 16 July 2005 17:15 (twenty years ago)
conan the barbarianbig lebowskilogan's runsweet and lowdownoffice spacegosford parkthe new kidthe ister
some unfaves:fight clubgladiatorgarden stateworking girl
― g e o f f (gcannon), Saturday, 16 July 2005 17:17 (twenty years ago)
― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 16 July 2005 17:17 (twenty years ago)
― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Saturday, 16 July 2005 17:20 (twenty years ago)
― 007 (thoia), Saturday, 16 July 2005 17:38 (twenty years ago)
― 007 (thoia), Saturday, 16 July 2005 17:39 (twenty years ago)
― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 16 July 2005 17:46 (twenty years ago)
The Shop Around the Corner (Lubitsch)The Lady Eve (Sturges)Rope (Hitchcock)Band of Outsiders (Godard)Goodfellas (Scorsese)Barton Fink (Coen)Dazed and Confused (Linklater)Chungking Express (Wong Kar-Wai)Goodbye South Goodbye (Hou Hsiao-Hsien)Master & Commander: The Far Side of the World (Weir)
― o. nate (onate), Saturday, 16 July 2005 17:52 (twenty years ago)
― o. nate (onate), Saturday, 16 July 2005 17:54 (twenty years ago)
― Eric H. (Eric H.), Saturday, 16 July 2005 17:56 (twenty years ago)
Probably my favorite musical, except for maybe "Spinal Tap".
― o. nate (onate), Saturday, 16 July 2005 18:04 (twenty years ago)
― jed_ (jed), Saturday, 16 July 2005 18:08 (twenty years ago)
― o. nate (onate), Saturday, 16 July 2005 18:10 (twenty years ago)
I have the ethan hawkes hamlet, spoils of war
safesilent runningplaytimeelectra-glide in blue[...]
― cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 16 July 2005 18:22 (twenty years ago)
― 007 (thoia), Saturday, 16 July 2005 18:24 (twenty years ago)
― cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 16 July 2005 18:25 (twenty years ago)
― nathalie's body's designed for two (stevie nixed), Saturday, 16 July 2005 18:51 (twenty years ago)
― miccio (miccio), Saturday, 16 July 2005 18:53 (twenty years ago)
― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 16 July 2005 18:56 (twenty years ago)
i understand the fight club hate, but i put it number 1 anyway; just a big film for me personally, and a kind of totem i guess for intelligent populist modern cinema. the others are shit, though.
― n_RQ, Saturday, 16 July 2005 19:01 (twenty years ago)
I didn't think Van Helsing was any worse than your average comic-book movie (better than either Spidey or the X-Men films). Bad but not inconceivably bad.
― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Saturday, 16 July 2005 19:07 (twenty years ago)
― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Saturday, 16 July 2005 19:11 (twenty years ago)
― cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 16 July 2005 19:38 (twenty years ago)
― t0dd swiss (immobilisme), Saturday, 16 July 2005 20:05 (twenty years ago)
― g e o f f (gcannon), Saturday, 16 July 2005 20:41 (twenty years ago)
unfavedemonlolver
― g e o f f (gcannon), Saturday, 16 July 2005 20:44 (twenty years ago)
― 3, Saturday, 16 July 2005 20:45 (twenty years ago)
― 3, Saturday, 16 July 2005 20:47 (twenty years ago)
― demonlolver (gcannon), Saturday, 16 July 2005 20:48 (twenty years ago)
― 3, Saturday, 16 July 2005 20:52 (twenty years ago)
haha maybe, i wanna like stay 3 nights w anyone who owns all these comedies and watch and rank them and be able to just hop from chapter to chapter in passing
― 007 (thoia), Saturday, 16 July 2005 20:59 (twenty years ago)
― 007 (thoia), Saturday, 16 July 2005 21:03 (twenty years ago)
― 3, Saturday, 16 July 2005 21:07 (twenty years ago)
― --bruno, Saturday, 16 July 2005 21:09 (twenty years ago)
― 33, Saturday, 16 July 2005 21:09 (twenty years ago)
― 007 (thoia), Saturday, 16 July 2005 21:15 (twenty years ago)
― 007 (thoia), Saturday, 16 July 2005 21:16 (twenty years ago)
― 3, Saturday, 16 July 2005 21:16 (twenty years ago)
haha yeah fucking up a wagon
― 007 (thoia), Saturday, 16 July 2005 21:20 (twenty years ago)
― 3, Saturday, 16 July 2005 21:23 (twenty years ago)
― 007 (thoia), Saturday, 16 July 2005 21:26 (twenty years ago)
― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Saturday, 16 July 2005 21:27 (twenty years ago)
― 3, Saturday, 16 July 2005 21:28 (twenty years ago)
i sorta wanted all those movies to be invented!
― 007 (thoia), Saturday, 16 July 2005 21:28 (twenty years ago)
― 3, Saturday, 16 July 2005 21:29 (twenty years ago)
― 007 (thoia), Saturday, 16 July 2005 21:30 (twenty years ago)
― 007 (thoia), Saturday, 16 July 2005 21:33 (twenty years ago)
― demonlolver (gcannon), Saturday, 16 July 2005 21:39 (twenty years ago)
― --bruno, Saturday, 16 July 2005 22:18 (twenty years ago)
― 3, Saturday, 16 July 2005 22:20 (twenty years ago)
― anthony, Saturday, 16 July 2005 22:21 (twenty years ago)
― 007 (thoia), Saturday, 16 July 2005 22:32 (twenty years ago)
― Scream! Scrovula, Scream! (noodle vague), Saturday, 16 July 2005 22:33 (twenty years ago)
i didn't enjoy 'salo'.
― n_RQ, Saturday, 16 July 2005 22:34 (twenty years ago)
― Scream! Scrovula, Scream! (noodle vague), Saturday, 16 July 2005 22:37 (twenty years ago)
― n_RQ, Saturday, 16 July 2005 22:41 (twenty years ago)
― Scream! Scrovula, Scream! (noodle vague), Saturday, 16 July 2005 22:51 (twenty years ago)
― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Saturday, 16 July 2005 22:51 (twenty years ago)
Life is BeautifulNatural Born KillersSignsJerry MaguireOne Hundred and One DalmatiansTrainspottingBest In ShowLock, Stock and Two Smoking BarrelsThe Usual SuspectsThe Wizard of Oz
― gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 16 July 2005 22:53 (twenty years ago)
― gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 16 July 2005 22:54 (twenty years ago)
― jed_ (jed), Saturday, 16 July 2005 22:58 (twenty years ago)
I forgot the Transformers movie, which is totally a fav of mine tho!
Also, The New Guy is great for the Mystikal song. I think it's slightly better than Road Trip overall, because it doesn't have fucking Tom Green in it, but it does have Eddie Griffin.
Loser is great aw-shucks romantic too. The NY montage is priceless and Mena looks cuter than in any other film I've seen her in.
What was that 1960s film about three single women making it in the big city at, i think, a greeting card company? There was some subplot about computerization and layoffs. That film was like the apartment, but somehow way better. Ams would know this, I think.
― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Saturday, 16 July 2005 23:11 (twenty years ago)
― 007 (thoia), Saturday, 16 July 2005 23:16 (twenty years ago)
― 007 (thoia), Saturday, 16 July 2005 23:17 (twenty years ago)
noodle otm re fascinating faces. i like movies divided into days or chapters, also
― 007 (thoia), Saturday, 16 July 2005 23:23 (twenty years ago)
le meprispierrot le foule doulosthe thingonce upon a time in the westthe wild bunchone, two,threefallen angelsthe third manrepo man
hate
3000 miles to gracelandarlington roaddarkness fallsthe killer elitehero (the garcia one)wing commanderghostbusters 2harvard manclay pigeonscold creek manor
― Gear! (Gear!), Saturday, 16 July 2005 23:25 (twenty years ago)
― 007 (thoia), Saturday, 16 July 2005 23:28 (twenty years ago)
― Gear! (Gear!), Saturday, 16 July 2005 23:30 (twenty years ago)
i dunno how long its been since ive seen gbusters 2. it cld be i only wish it well cuz it actual scared me the 1st time, vlad. if its not funny im w you
― 007 (thoia), Saturday, 16 July 2005 23:33 (twenty years ago)
― Gear! (Gear!), Saturday, 16 July 2005 23:37 (twenty years ago)
― Gear! (Gear!), Saturday, 16 July 2005 23:38 (twenty years ago)
miss oyu
― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Saturday, 16 July 2005 23:39 (twenty years ago)
also, gear, how could you hate the killer elite!? that movie is so fucking funny.
― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Saturday, 16 July 2005 23:49 (twenty years ago)
― Gear! (Gear!), Saturday, 16 July 2005 23:53 (twenty years ago)
it's a totally weird mess, yeah, but i love how strange and absurd the whole thing is.
― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Saturday, 16 July 2005 23:55 (twenty years ago)
― Gear! (Gear!), Saturday, 16 July 2005 23:56 (twenty years ago)
I can't remember the ones I hate.
― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 17 July 2005 00:22 (twenty years ago)
― 007 (thoia), Sunday, 17 July 2005 00:30 (twenty years ago)
― 007 (thoia), Sunday, 17 July 2005 00:33 (twenty years ago)
― 007 (thoia), Sunday, 17 July 2005 00:49 (twenty years ago)
Least -True Lies (Scott Seward OTM, shrill, sexist, stupid, offensive in every possible way)Bottle RocketMagnolia12 MonkeysWild At HeartSeul contre tousLe fabuleux destin d'Amelie Putain PoulainAmerican Beauty (MASSIVE HATE!!! makes me angry just thinking about it)julien donkey-boyLa collectioneuseLock, Stock..I think I hate Lars von Trier but I haven't seen any of his movies. I hate Kubrick, I see the art in what he does, but I hate it. I really need to see more Bresson films, some more of Abel Ferrara, and about ten films by Fassbinder.
Much love for Office Space and Big Lebowski (best thing the Coens ever did). Fight Club is fascinating, I used to think the ending was such a cheesy fairy tale cop out and it kind of is, but then, Marla is the one who doesn't really exist and Ed Norton doesn't get to date Brad Pitt any more, so maybe it's not so have-your-cake-and-eat-it-too after all.
― daria g (daria g), Sunday, 17 July 2005 01:30 (twenty years ago)
i find that dismissal of true lies astonishing but otherwise im kind of w you, i mean, rublev is inscrutable and everything
― 007 (thoia), Sunday, 17 July 2005 01:36 (twenty years ago)
― Gear! (Gear!), Sunday, 17 July 2005 01:41 (twenty years ago)
― 007 (thoia), Sunday, 17 July 2005 01:48 (twenty years ago)
There are a number of films I should've listed in the sense of "these are great films," but I was thinking let me just put a lot of the split personality psychosis type of stuff.
More..Peau neuve (Emilie Deleuze)George Washington (David Gordon Green)Ratcatcher (Lynne Ramsay)Trouble Every Day (Claire Denis)La captive (Akerman) Les glaneurs et la glaneuse (Agnes Varda)Nha fala (Flora Gomes - GO SEE if you can manage to find it)
― daria g (daria g), Sunday, 17 July 2005 01:57 (twenty years ago)
― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Sunday, 17 July 2005 02:00 (twenty years ago)
― 007 (thoia), Sunday, 17 July 2005 02:08 (twenty years ago)
― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 17 July 2005 02:13 (twenty years ago)
Gordon Green's dialogue frustrates me to death - so many pregnant pauses that don't deserve the weight he gives them, and then the Malick-aping that matches his visual poetry but never integrates as well with the story. But then he tells such an incredible story visually and gets great performances otherwise that I can forgive him to some degree.
― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Sunday, 17 July 2005 02:19 (twenty years ago)
milo 1ce again otm
― 007 (thoia), Sunday, 17 July 2005 02:22 (twenty years ago)
― t0dd swiss (immobilisme), Sunday, 17 July 2005 02:28 (twenty years ago)
― 007 (thoia), Sunday, 17 July 2005 02:34 (twenty years ago)
― theodore fogelsanger (herbert hebert), Sunday, 17 July 2005 02:36 (twenty years ago)
my can't-think-very-straight-at-the-moment list:
the umbrellas of cherbourgimitation of lifeblue velvetcries and whispersa woman under the influenceannie hallumberto d.children of paradiserobocopwindow water baby moving
can't think of a hate list right now
― joseph (joseph), Sunday, 17 July 2005 02:40 (twenty years ago)
― 007 (thoia), Sunday, 17 July 2005 02:40 (twenty years ago)
― 007 (thoia), Sunday, 17 July 2005 02:41 (twenty years ago)
― 007 (thoia), Sunday, 17 July 2005 02:44 (twenty years ago)
...is it?
― s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 17 July 2005 02:45 (twenty years ago)
― 007 (thoia), Sunday, 17 July 2005 02:47 (twenty years ago)
― joseph (joseph), Sunday, 17 July 2005 02:49 (twenty years ago)
and cries and whispers also, its abt a family, coming apart, maybe cancer im imagining?
― 007 (thoia), Sunday, 17 July 2005 02:50 (twenty years ago)
― Gear! (Gear!), Sunday, 17 July 2005 02:53 (twenty years ago)
gear i forget if you like bb2, from probably a scarjo thread, or that it ws like miccio. i havent seen it. i like maybe only the rock, im going to check, but ill take any mbay love. i think accusing him of eg music video editing is totally misplaced, other shit cld be more valid yeah
― 007 (thoia), Sunday, 17 July 2005 02:58 (twenty years ago)
― 007 (thoia), Sunday, 17 July 2005 03:03 (twenty years ago)
Bad Boys II is shit but better than the first one.
― Gear! (Gear!), Sunday, 17 July 2005 03:03 (twenty years ago)
― s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 17 July 2005 03:04 (twenty years ago)
― 007 (thoia), Sunday, 17 July 2005 03:09 (twenty years ago)
― s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 17 July 2005 03:12 (twenty years ago)
― 007 (thoia), Sunday, 17 July 2005 03:18 (twenty years ago)
i dont even know if stupid is a pejorative at this pt
― 007 (thoia), Sunday, 17 July 2005 03:44 (twenty years ago)
― 007 (thoia), Sunday, 17 July 2005 03:45 (twenty years ago)
― s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 17 July 2005 03:46 (twenty years ago)
stupid v thoughtless, maybe?
― 007 (thoia), Sunday, 17 July 2005 03:58 (twenty years ago)
― cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 17 July 2005 05:40 (twenty years ago)
― 007 (thoia), Sunday, 17 July 2005 05:46 (twenty years ago)
― 007 (thoia), Sunday, 17 July 2005 05:47 (twenty years ago)
― 007 (thoia), Sunday, 17 July 2005 05:48 (twenty years ago)
-- A Trip to the Moon-- Les Vampires-- Pandora's Box-- Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde-- Laura-- Eyes Without a Face-- Yojimbo-- Cabaret-- My 20th Century-- Cyclo-- Dogville
(tip of the hat to those who flagged The Thin Man, Bringing Up Baby, Mildred Pierce, Late Spring, McCabe and Mrs. Miller, and Over the Edge before me)
I can't do most hated of the top of my head, and devoting time to trying to think of things I hate seems like a waste. But Natural Born Killers would be on the list, I'm pretty sure.
― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Sunday, 17 July 2005 06:32 (twenty years ago)
i mean, i dunno if its straight dismissable, like that. but i like dogville and les vampires. and reluctantly eyes wo a face if its not like i have to agree its the best 50s movie. also um, im pretty indifferent to 7 sam and ran. am i being a dick, is there meat, a moist like well wetness, to kurosawa, to yojimbo, or is he for ppl whod rather see movies as photography and remember the title vs the pose
― 007 (thoia), Sunday, 17 July 2005 07:01 (twenty years ago)
― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Sunday, 17 July 2005 07:15 (twenty years ago)
― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Sunday, 17 July 2005 07:16 (twenty years ago)
― 007 (thoia), Sunday, 17 July 2005 07:23 (twenty years ago)
― 007 (thoia), Sunday, 17 July 2005 07:26 (twenty years ago)
― 007 (thoia), Sunday, 17 July 2005 07:29 (twenty years ago)
― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Sunday, 17 July 2005 07:33 (twenty years ago)
― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Sunday, 17 July 2005 07:36 (twenty years ago)
jd i hope that isnt a quip abt how im misspelling everything, im trying, and, whats more, like ernst so much!
― 007 (thoia), Sunday, 17 July 2005 07:38 (twenty years ago)
― 007 (thoia), Sunday, 17 July 2005 07:44 (twenty years ago)
― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Sunday, 17 July 2005 07:47 (twenty years ago)
― 007 (thoia), Sunday, 17 July 2005 07:56 (twenty years ago)
Some people in these parts will realise how badly I react to the critical move from 'this film is shit/I hate it because' to 'this is the kind of film wrongly liked by people who,' and we see big steps towards the latter above.
― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 17 July 2005 08:25 (twenty years ago)
(Mumbles some stuff about Zen and empty beauty which is urgent and key but not easy to convey on a Sunday morning.)
― Scream! Scrovula, Scream! (noodle vague), Sunday, 17 July 2005 09:00 (twenty years ago)
that's three gay directors--minnelli, eisenstein, davies--if you're keeping count, anthony.
i kid, i kid.
― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Sunday, 17 July 2005 09:17 (twenty years ago)
― jed_ (jed), Sunday, 17 July 2005 10:47 (twenty years ago)
and minelli liked pussy to much to be totally a cocksucker. (though really judy garlands pussy was the dmz of that war wasnt it?
― anthony, Sunday, 17 July 2005 12:35 (twenty years ago)
Kurosawa's def. a humanist, but usually in a completely unsentimental way. I love how his movies are full of schemers and backstabbers(like the whole village in Yojimbo, or the two schleps in Fortress, the 3PO/R2 characters), and all the Mifune characters who are mostly in it for the money (although not in Fortress). I like the humor in his movies, although it's not there in all of them (his two Shakespeare adaptations are pretty grim straight through). And his movies move, there's an aliveness that I always forget until I sit down to watch them again.
― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Sunday, 17 July 2005 13:57 (twenty years ago)
― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Sunday, 17 July 2005 13:58 (twenty years ago)
― 007 (thoia), Sunday, 17 July 2005 17:57 (twenty years ago)
― s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 17 July 2005 18:16 (twenty years ago)
― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Sunday, 17 July 2005 18:57 (twenty years ago)
― älänbänänä (alanbanana), Sunday, 17 July 2005 20:31 (twenty years ago)
― daria g (daria g), Monday, 18 July 2005 00:43 (twenty years ago)
― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 18 July 2005 00:45 (twenty years ago)
Just wanted to say that.
― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Monday, 18 July 2005 00:53 (twenty years ago)
As you were.
― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Monday, 18 July 2005 00:54 (twenty years ago)
― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 18 July 2005 00:56 (twenty years ago)
― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Monday, 18 July 2005 00:58 (twenty years ago)
Michael Pitt kind of reminds me of a junkie Chris Klein.
― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 18 July 2005 01:00 (twenty years ago)
Least favorite: 8mm, Four Rooms, Lost In Translation, Crash (the Paul Haggis one), Sin City, Rules Of Attraction...
― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Monday, 18 July 2005 01:11 (twenty years ago)
― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Monday, 18 July 2005 01:13 (twenty years ago)
― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Monday, 18 July 2005 01:15 (twenty years ago)
oh, me too!
― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Monday, 18 July 2005 01:16 (twenty years ago)
what abt new york minute guys? ok let me search palmer
― 007 (thoia), Monday, 18 July 2005 01:26 (twenty years ago)
― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Monday, 18 July 2005 01:28 (twenty years ago)
― t0dd swiss (immobilisme), Monday, 18 July 2005 01:32 (twenty years ago)
ive been hopint to watch it for awhile. and the gallo one
― 007 (thoia), Monday, 18 July 2005 01:34 (twenty years ago)
― jeffrey (johnson), Monday, 18 July 2005 01:40 (twenty years ago)
hahahaha!
― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Monday, 18 July 2005 01:42 (twenty years ago)
― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Monday, 18 July 2005 01:43 (twenty years ago)
― 007 (thoia), Monday, 18 July 2005 01:46 (twenty years ago)
― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Monday, 18 July 2005 01:48 (twenty years ago)
― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Monday, 18 July 2005 01:49 (twenty years ago)
I just rented Robinson in Space and I'm really excited to watch it.
I want to see Anthony's lists!
― C0L1N B... (C0L1N B...), Monday, 18 July 2005 01:51 (twenty years ago)
Robinson In Space is amazing, but I prefer London. They're both essential.
― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Monday, 18 July 2005 01:52 (twenty years ago)
― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Monday, 18 July 2005 02:03 (twenty years ago)
― 007 (thoia), Monday, 18 July 2005 02:08 (twenty years ago)
― Gear! (Gear!), Monday, 18 July 2005 02:48 (twenty years ago)
― k/l (Ken L), Monday, 18 July 2005 13:29 (twenty years ago)
― kelsey (kelstarry), Monday, 18 July 2005 14:05 (twenty years ago)
― k/l (Ken L), Monday, 18 July 2005 14:07 (twenty years ago)
― Eric H. (Eric H.), Monday, 18 July 2005 16:02 (twenty years ago)
This has turned out to be the most amicable film thread ever.
― k/l (Ken L), Monday, 18 July 2005 16:37 (twenty years ago)
― kelsey (kelstarry), Monday, 18 July 2005 17:03 (twenty years ago)
― k/l (Ken L), Monday, 18 July 2005 17:04 (twenty years ago)
But I forgave a lot of his sins after Dogville, which is my favorite movie of the last couple years.
― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Monday, 18 July 2005 20:01 (twenty years ago)
― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Monday, 18 July 2005 20:06 (twenty years ago)
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huh? what advice do you want? -- Amateur(ist) (amateurist@gmail.com), June 27th, 2001.
Did Amateur!st turn back time just to show what awesome advice-giving power he wields???
― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Monday, 18 July 2005 20:08 (twenty years ago)
― Eric H. (Eric H.), Monday, 18 July 2005 20:29 (twenty years ago)
― Kovacs Laszlo (Ken L), Monday, 18 July 2005 20:30 (twenty years ago)
― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Monday, 18 July 2005 20:33 (twenty years ago)
er xpost
― sleep (sleep), Monday, 18 July 2005 20:34 (twenty years ago)
― Kovacs Laszlo (Ken L), Monday, 18 July 2005 20:36 (twenty years ago)
― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Monday, 18 July 2005 20:38 (twenty years ago)
― k/l (Ken L), Monday, 18 July 2005 20:43 (twenty years ago)
am what made u angry abt dancer in the dark? is there a thread? isnt there a truly lovable scene of dancing spinning and ageing on courtroom tables? fucking w the bailiff?
― 007 (thoia), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 02:39 (twenty years ago)
― 007 (thoia), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 02:41 (twenty years ago)
― k/l (Ken L), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 13:36 (twenty years ago)
― k/l (Ken L), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 13:37 (twenty years ago)
― N_RQ, Tuesday, 19 July 2005 13:42 (twenty years ago)
Whoever slammed Pvt Idaho for "Keanu presence" is senseless. The film wouldn't work if he didn't have presence.
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 15:11 (twenty years ago)
― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 16:07 (twenty years ago)
and i kind of like miss congeniality.
― demonlolver (gcannon), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 16:29 (twenty years ago)
― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 16:47 (twenty years ago)
Amateurist would you say that the common thread of the three films you hate most is that they cynically attempt to provoke certain reactions/force certain emotions out of you?
I've seen this criticism applied to all three. I haven't seen "In The Company of Men" but I quite like the other two.
― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 01:58 (twenty years ago)
I finally saw MOPI and don't get the love (where it exists). The hopped-up straight-from-Shakespeare scenes were fantastic, but nothing else clicked.
― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 02:07 (twenty years ago)
i realize this sort of reflexive self-mediation is also the type of cinema-crit that ams dislikes.
― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 04:13 (twenty years ago)
The Ladies' Man (Jerry Lewis)Light is Calling (Bill Morrison)Un Chant d'amour (Jean Genet)Electrocuting an Elephant (Thomas Edison)Too Funky (Thierry Mugler/George Michael)Last Year at Marienbad (Alain Resnais)Elephant (Alan Clarke)Le Tempestaire (Jean Epstein)To Beep or Not to Beep (Chuck Jones)Ivan the Terrible (Sergei Eisenstein)
― Eric H. (Eric H.), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 04:42 (twenty years ago)
― demonlolver (gcannon), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 04:43 (twenty years ago)
i really want to see "le tempestaire" having seen a bunch of silent epstein films. apparently it's coming out on dvd soon.
...
"Amateurist would you say that the common thread of the three films you hate most is that they cynically attempt to provoke certain reactions/force certain emotions out of you?"
well for "in the company..." and "dancer" maybe. i probably had a different problem w/ "elephant."
although as noted above i am not averse to feeling strong emotions at the movies. i guess i didn't feel like anything else but a "strong reaction" was being stirred up in me. they didn't leave me with anything to chew on except the "point." i guess i would say they were little more than provocations. but i'm not sure i'm entirely comfortable with that form of dismissal.
i don't really know if that's the kind of "cinema crit" that i dislike. (is there a kind of cinema crit i dislike? i mostly dislike poor arguments, unreasoned ones. which characterizes a lot of writing in general.) i'm not quite sure i know what you're saying, actually. what jokes are the makers of those films making that i should try to be in on? or imagine myself to be in on?
btw i'm not saying no one should enjoy these films or that they enjoy them for the wrong reasons. i just happened to have strong reactions against them (i walked out on one of them and considered doing so for the other ones).
― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 04:44 (twenty years ago)
― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 04:45 (twenty years ago)
Yeah, I've only watched the two on this compilation, and both lead me to believe he's a supple awesome filmmaker.
― Eric H. (Eric H.), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 04:47 (twenty years ago)
― Eric H. (Eric H.), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 04:48 (twenty years ago)
http://www.american-buddha.com/ala.357.jpg
"Join the club!!!
― Eric H. (Eric H.), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 04:51 (twenty years ago)
that kino avant-garde thing is out already? i need to buy that.
if you ever get a chance to see epstein's 'faithful heart' or 'finisterre'... run don't walk.
― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 04:53 (twenty years ago)
― Eric H. (Eric H.), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 05:11 (twenty years ago)
― She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro! (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 06:16 (twenty years ago)
Oh, just the whole kids shooting other kids on camera thing, esp. post Columbine. I'm not saying that the film fits the criticism, just that I read some allegations to that effect in reviews at the time.
The film that has made me feel like I'd been psychologically assaulted most strongly is probably Requiem for a Dream. I think I liked it though.
― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 06:24 (twenty years ago)
tim i suspect if you saw requiem again youd feel miles away, but its funny, storyboarding infection and allegory
― 007 (thoia), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 06:32 (twenty years ago)
― 007 (thoia), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 06:41 (twenty years ago)
― 007 (thoia), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 06:44 (twenty years ago)
― 007 (thoia), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 06:48 (twenty years ago)
― t0dd swiss (immobilisme), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 06:54 (twenty years ago)
I forgot Singing In The Rain and Black Narcissus too. And I probably forgot Young Frankenstein and The Big Lebowski too.
― k/l (Ken L), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 12:32 (twenty years ago)
― Baaderonixx cancels each other out (Fabfunk), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 12:42 (twenty years ago)
FWIW, I almost swapped out My American Uncle and put that one in instead. OK, I'll stop.
― k/l (Ken L), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 12:44 (twenty years ago)
― N_RQ, Wednesday, 20 July 2005 12:45 (twenty years ago)
-- Eric H. (ephende...), July 20th, 2005. (Eric H.) (later)
― jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 12:56 (twenty years ago)
― k/l (Ken L), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 12:57 (twenty years ago)
― k/l (Ken L), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 13:12 (twenty years ago)
Lewis' "Ladies Man" is pretty queer, but then he's an unconventional masculine model, considering he was among the top 10 box-office stars from 1950-65 or so.
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 13:13 (twenty years ago)
― Eric H. (Eric H.), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 17:16 (twenty years ago)
― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 21:48 (twenty years ago)
― Eric H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 21 July 2005 00:49 (twenty years ago)
A Fistful of Dynamite (Sergio Leone)A Guide For the Married Man (Gene Kelly)A New Leaf (Elaine May)A Star is Born (George Cukor)ABBA: The Movie (Lasse Hallström)Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein (Charles Barton)After Hours (Martin Scorsese)Annie (John Huston)Back to School (Alan Metter)Bedazzled (Stanley Donen)Best In Show (Christopher Guest)Blood For Dracula (Paul Morrissey/Antonio Margheriti)Boy On a Dolphin (Jean Negulesco)Brewster McCloud (Robert Altman)Butterflies Are Free (Milton Katselas)Call Me: The Rise and Fall of Heidi Fleiss (Charles McDougall)Can't Stop the Music (Nancy Walker)Claudine (John Berry)Cocksucker Blues (Robert Frank)Dawn of the Dead (George A. Romero)Desk Set (Walter Lang)Desperately Seeking Susan (Susan Seidelman)Dirty Mary Crazy Larry (John Hough)Dogfight (Nancy Savoca)Dude, Where's My Car? (Danny Leiner)Ed Wood (Tim Burton)Edison, The Man (Clarence Brown)Exotica (Atom Egoyan)Fame (Alan Parker)Far From Heaven (Todd Haynes)Four More Years (Michael Shamberg/Allen Rucker)Foxes (Adrian Lyne)Frances (Graeme Clifford)Freaky Friday (Gary Nelson)Freeway II: Confessions of a Trickbaby (Matthew Bright)Ghost World (Terry Zwigoff)Ghostbusters (Ivan Reitman)Girls Just Want to Have Fun (Alan Metter)Goodbye, Columbus (Larry Peerce)Harold and Maude (Hal Ashby)Heat (Paul Morrissey)Heathers (Michael Lehmann)Home Room (Paul F. Ryan)Imitation of Life (Douglas Sirk)Irma La Douce (Billy Wilder)Little Darlings (Ronald F. Maxwell)Little Fauss and Big Halsy (Sidney J. Furie)Lolita (Stanley Kubrick)Love and Death (Woody Allen)Love Story (Arthur Hiller)Manhattan (Woody Allen)Midnight Cowboy (John Schlesinger)Mulholland Drive (David Lynch)My Bodyguard (Tony Bill)My Own Private Idaho (Gus Van Sant)Mystery Train (Jim Jarmusch)Nights of Cabiria (Federico Fellini)Norma Rae (Martin Ritt)North By Northwest (Alfred Hitchcock)Over the Edge (Jonathan Kaplan)Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid (Sam Peckinpah)Phantom of the Paradise (Brian De Palma)Purple Noon (René Clément)Quiz Show (Robert Redford)Rosemary's Baby (Roman Polanski)Safe (Todd Haynes)Slums of Beverly Hills (Tamara Jenkins)Somewhere Tomorrow (Robert Wiemer)Straight to Hell (Alex Cox)Suddenly, Last Summer (Joseph L. Mankiewicz)Summer of Sam (Spike Lee)Switchblade Sisters (Jack Hill)The Conversation (Francis Ford Coppola)The Day After (Nicholas Meyer)The Goodbye Girl (Herbert Ross)The Jerk (Carl Reiner)The Lady Eve (Preston Sturges)The Lonely Guy (Arthur Hiller)The Long Goodbye (Robert Altman)The Out-of-Towners (Arthur Hiller)The Panic in Needle Park (Jerry Schatzberg)The Pawnbroker (Sidney Lumet)The Purple Rose of Cairo (Woody Allen)The Royal Tenenbaums (Wes Anderson)The Shining (Stanley Kubrick)The Sunshine Boys (Herbert Ross)The Sweet Hereafter (Atom Egoyan)The Taking of Pelham One Two Three (Joseph Sargent)The Virgin Suicides (Sofia Coppola)The Warriors (Walter Hill)The Way We Were (Sydney Pollack)Three Days of the Condor (Sydney Pollack)Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me (David Lynch)Two For the Road (Stanley Donen)Vanishing Point (Richard C. Sarafian)Vertigo (Alfred Hitchcock)Volcano (Mick Jackson)West Side Story (Jerome Robbins/Robert Wise)Westworld (Michael Crichton)Xanadu (Robert Greenwald)
― badass porcelain knives (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 11:24 (twenty years ago)
― noise dude, you're stepping on my mystique (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 16:51 (twenty years ago)
― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 22:47 (twenty years ago)
― youn, Tuesday, 26 July 2005 22:49 (twenty years ago)
American Pie (Weitz Bros.) Army Of Darkness (Sam Raimi) Bad News Bears (Michael Ritchie) Bitter Moon (Roman Polanski) Blazing Saddles (Mel Brooks) Blue Velvet (David Lynch) Bonnie And Clyde (Arthur Penn) Breaking Away (Peter Yates) Bring It On (Peyton Reed) Bull Durham (Ron Shelton) Cabaret (Bob Fosse) Cleopatra (Joseph L. Mankiewicz) Clerks (Kevin Smith) Clockers (Spike Lee) Commando (Mark L. Lester) Cruel Intentions (Roger Kumble) Dangerous Liasions (Stephen Frears) Dead Ringers (David Cronenberg) Die Hard (John McTiernan) Dr. Stangelove (Stanley Kubrick) Dogs Of War (John Irvin) Don’t Look Back (D.A. Pennebaker) Dressed To Kill (Brian DePalma) Dumb & Dumber (Farrelly Bros.) Dumbo (Ben Sharpsteen) Ed Wood (Tim Burton) Election (Alexander Payne) Fear (James Foley) Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (John Hughes) Fish Called Wanda (Charles Chrichton) The Game (David Fincher) Georgia (Ulu Grosbard) Ghostbusters (Ivan Reitman) The Godfather (Francis Ford Coppola) The Great White Hype (Reginald Hudlin) Gunga Din (George Stevens) Hairspray (John Waters) Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle (Danny Leiner) The Hills Have Eyes (Wes Craven) Hollywood Shuffle (Robert Townshend) Identity Crisis (Melvin Van Peebles) Invasion Of The Body Snatchers (Philip Kaufman) Jaws (Steven Spielberg) The Killers (Robert Siodmak) Klute (Alan J. Pakula) The Lady From Shanghai (Orson Welles) Last Tango In Paris (Bernardo Bertolucci) Lost In Translation (Sofia Coppola) The Manchurian Candidate (John Schlesinger) Manhattan Murder Mystery (Woody Allen) Manhunter (Michael Mann) Married To The Mob (Jonathan Demme) Martin (George Romero) Mean Streets (Martin Scorcese) Metallica: Some Kind Of Monster (Joe Berlinger/Bruce Sinofsky) Monty Python And The Holy Grail (Terry Jones/ Terry Gilliam) Moscow On The Hudson (Paul Mazursky) Mrs. Parker and the Vicious Circle (Alan Parker) Murder By Death (Robert Moore) My Cousin Vinny (Jonathan Lynn) My Dinner With Andre (Louis Malle) My Left Foot (Jim Sheridan) Mystery Men (Kinka Usher) National Lampoon’s Animal House (John Landis) National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation (Jeremiah S. Chechik) Pulp Fiction (Quentin Tarantino) Quick Change (Howard Franklin/Bill Murray) Raising Arizona (Coen Bros.) The Ref (Ted Demme) Richard III (Laurence Olivier) Romy And Michelle’s High School Reunion (David Mirkin) Roxanne (Fred Schepisi) Say Anything (Cameron Crowe) Scrooged (Richard Donner) Secretary (Steven Sheinberg) The Seven Samurai (Akira Kurosawa) The Shop Around The Corner (Ernest Lubitsch) Splash! (Ron Howard) The Spy Who Came In From The Cold (Martin Ritt) The Stepfather (Joseph Ruben) A Streetcar Named Desire (Elia Kazan) The Stunt Man (Richard Rush) Superman II (Richard Lester) Sweet Smell Of Success (Alexander Mackendrick) Tequila Sunrise (Robert Towne) They Live (John Carpenter) The Thin Man (W.S. Van Dyke) This Is Spinal Tap (Rob Reiner) Three Kings (David O. Russell) Top Secret! (Zucker/Abrams/Zucker) Total Recall (Paul Verhoeven) Treasure Of The Sierra Madre (John Huston) Used Cars (Robert Zemeckis & Bob Gale) Waiting For Guffman (Christopher Guest) Wet Hot American Summer (David Wain) Who’s Afraid Of Virginia Woolf? (Mike Nichols) Wild One (Lazlo Benedek) The Witches Of Eeastwick (George Miller) Zardoz (John Boorman) Zoolander (Ben Stiller)
― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 23:21 (twenty years ago)
― the goulash archipelago (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 5 August 2005 23:43 (twenty years ago)
― Aimless (Aimless), Friday, 5 August 2005 23:51 (twenty years ago)
― the goulash archipelago (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 6 August 2005 00:02 (twenty years ago)
― the goulash archipelago (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 6 August 2005 00:09 (twenty years ago)
― youn, Saturday, 6 August 2005 02:44 (twenty years ago)
― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 6 August 2005 06:36 (twenty years ago)
― the goulash archipelago (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 6 August 2005 10:11 (twenty years ago)
bad news is that stress (and lonelines around holidays) inspired me to start smoking again after nearly 4 months without a cigarette. i'm hoping that after the semester is over i can go cold turky again.
― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Monday, 5 December 2005 08:06 (twenty years ago)
― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Monday, 5 December 2005 08:08 (twenty years ago)
― Eric H. (Eric H.), Monday, 5 December 2005 08:11 (twenty years ago)
― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Monday, 5 December 2005 08:12 (twenty years ago)
― Mary (Mary), Monday, 5 December 2005 08:23 (twenty years ago)
― bato (bato), Monday, 5 December 2005 09:18 (twenty years ago)
― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 07:12 (twenty years ago)
― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 07:15 (twenty years ago)
― geoff (gcannon), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 07:18 (twenty years ago)
― gear (gear), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 08:07 (twenty years ago)
― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 13:33 (twenty years ago)
― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 13:40 (twenty years ago)
― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 18:26 (twenty years ago)
― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 18:28 (twenty years ago)
It's Ammer time!
― k/l (Ken L), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 18:36 (twenty years ago)
― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 18:49 (twenty years ago)
― k/l (Ken L), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 18:52 (twenty years ago)
― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 19:19 (twenty years ago)
― cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 20:30 (twenty years ago)
― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Wednesday, 7 December 2005 05:43 (twenty years ago)
1. Dr. Zhivago2. The Apostle3. This is Spinal Tap4. Ghost Dog5. Dead Man6. Empire Strikes Back7. The Godfather8. Grizzly Man9. The Wanderers10. Mullholland Drive
― Abbadabba Berman (Hurting), Wednesday, 7 December 2005 06:02 (twenty years ago)
i've got a funny feeling amst is doing a... writing program!
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 7 December 2005 06:09 (twenty years ago)
― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 7 December 2005 06:13 (twenty years ago)
― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Wednesday, 7 December 2005 06:20 (twenty years ago)
― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 7 December 2005 06:22 (twenty years ago)
― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 7 December 2005 09:34 (twenty years ago)
i have been kept up all night, strangely and embarassingly, by regret. specifically, regrets concerning two women i met when i was in paris. more broadly, i've been nostalgic for the independence (even the loneliness) i felt in paris. i feel really robbed of that independence now because i've spent the past three weeks recovering from a really awful bout of mono on my mother's living room couch. bleh.
― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 08:51 (nineteen years ago)
― the eunuchs, Cassim and Mustafa, who guarded Abdur Ali's harem (orion), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 18:10 (nineteen years ago)
― gear (gear), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 18:10 (nineteen years ago)
same. living in the same place at about the 2 year mark starts to feel constricting, doesn't it?
― jergins (jergins), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 19:09 (nineteen years ago)
― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 13 October 2006 06:48 (nineteen years ago)
― Eric H. (Eric H.), Friday, 13 October 2006 07:14 (nineteen years ago)
― Baaderonixx in the year of the locusts (baaderonixx), Friday, 13 October 2006 07:25 (nineteen years ago)
― t0dd swiss (immobilisme), Friday, 13 October 2006 09:11 (nineteen years ago)
― ----bruno (----bruno), Friday, 13 October 2006 10:08 (nineteen years ago)
(6 years ago)
holy shit
― amateurist, Friday, 26 October 2007 11:16 (eighteen years ago)
i feel bad for flaking on n/a and sarah a few too many times. sorry guys. you and jaymc and other folks in chicago are really great. i feel like i abused people on ilx sometimes, by accepting lots of kindness but being sort of aloof in return.
― amateurist, Thursday, 7 August 2008 11:03 (seventeen years ago)
i didn't know an individual could abuse a group
― gabbneb, Thursday, 7 August 2008 12:30 (seventeen years ago)
?
i don't remember you flaking on us? at least no more than i may have. it's cool.
― n/a, Thursday, 7 August 2008 12:40 (seventeen years ago)
Amateurist, have you seen "Hotel Imperial" (1927) dir. Mauritz Stiller, and what did you think of it if so? just curious, like.
― Pashmina, Thursday, 7 August 2008 13:06 (seventeen years ago)
IIRC, sometime in 2005, ILX freaked out and changed the date to "June 27, 2001" for a day. Pretty sure you weren't actually here in 2001. Morbius definitely wasn't.
― jaymc, Thursday, 7 August 2008 13:09 (seventeen years ago)
maybe. i definitely was hanging around in early 2002, when i had been working in e*a*s*o* for a while.
n/a, i feel like maybe i didn't return your phone calls or emails a few times, or said i was in town and then never got in touch to hang out. i guess for a long time (still, in fact) i'm ambivalent about whatever "life" i might have had online and wasn't comfortable making it a big part of my "real" life. if that makes sense. I just hope you didn't get any bad vibes or standoffishness because you guys are terrific, i always thought that. you too jaymc. hope everybody's doing fine.
― amateurist, Friday, 8 August 2008 08:55 (seventeen years ago)
no i haven't seen hotel imperial but i'd like to! can you get it from tcm or anything? (i don't have cable anymore. :-( )
― amateurist, Friday, 8 August 2008 08:56 (seventeen years ago)
I got my copy from Grapevine, so the quality isn't awesome, but it's watchable. it's a Paramount, so don't hold your breath for an "official" version.
It's very good! Some amazing tracking shots, a good story, Pola's acting is very good, and in a couple of scenes excellent. The leading guy is good too. I think it's the last Mauritz Stiller movie that survives complete.
― Pashmina, Friday, 8 August 2008 10:35 (seventeen years ago)
˙˙˙ssɐd sɹɐǝʎ 4
― Meade Lex Louis (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 19 November 2009 02:47 (sixteen years ago)
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http://vetocorleone.com/files/2009/08/douche-bag.jpg
― Alf, Lord Melmacsyn (s1ocki), Thursday, 19 November 2009 04:10 (sixteen years ago)
vote, amateurist
~~~~The Top 75 films/movies of the 2000s/oughties VOTING THREAD~~~~ BALLOTS DUE FEBRUARY 2
― ('_') (omar little), Monday, 25 January 2010 19:33 (fifteen years ago)
that's not really a question i suppose.
― ('_') (omar little), Monday, 25 January 2010 19:34 (fifteen years ago)
Amateurist, I thought about reviving the MS records thread for this but these is so much negativity contained therein.
How do you feel about the five volumes of Lomax field recordings coming out on Mississippi? They've been compiled by Nath4n Salsburg, who's been working with the archive for 10 yrs. Many of the performances have been previously issued on the volumes by Prestige & Atlantic, but there are many previously unreleased cuts as well. On the one hand it complicates the idea of 'collecting' the field recordings due to the extreme duplication with previous issues, but more importantly the puts the material back into print and i think that is much more important than its perception by record collectors, of which i am one tbh.
info here including track lists & liner note excerpt: http://networkedblogs.com/6LYzB
― not everything is a campfire (ian), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 21:56 (fifteen years ago)
yikes redunancy
― not everything is a campfire (ian), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 22:00 (fifteen years ago)
ahem.
― not everything is a campfire (ian), Thursday, 12 August 2010 01:20 (fifteen years ago)
i said, AHEM!!!
― not everything is a campfire (ian), Thursday, 12 August 2010 17:16 (fifteen years ago)
@amateurist: 'misogyni' is my Danish spellcheck kicking in. Could you please stop making fun of me for being a foreigner? All over this site, you rag me and talk down to me for not being born in the same country as you, and not speaking your language as well as an English speaker. It pisses me off. So shut the fuck up, you xenophobic asshole. How well do you write in your second language? I write fucking brilliant English for a Dane, I've had pieces published on English-language websites, and I'm not going to take your patronizing bullshit anymore. Go to hell.
i'm putting this at the top of my CV
― wizzz! (amateurist), Monday, 6 July 2015 21:38 (ten years ago)
I've no axe to grind with fredb but as far as euro-mordybaiting-lefty-makes-overly-simplistic-arguments-while-looking-for-mad-kudos-hairtrigger-temper ilxors go le bateau ivre is my boy from now til eternity and I don't think we have room for a reserve
― irl lol (darraghmac), Monday, 6 July 2015 22:40 (ten years ago)
i get a tuomas with a bad attitude vibe from fred
― wizzz! (amateurist), Monday, 6 July 2015 22:55 (ten years ago)
THOUGHT YOU COULD ESCAPE TO ANOTHER THREAD? WHAT ARE YOU TWO UP TO UNDER THE COVERS WITH THAT FLASHLIGHT?
― Vic Perry, Monday, 6 July 2015 22:56 (ten years ago)
Need to identify this eighties/early nineties film. amy do you know what that movie with crabs might be
― dylannn, Monday, 6 July 2015 23:15 (ten years ago)
oh man that sounds familiar, but no
― wizzz! (amateurist), Monday, 6 July 2015 23:45 (ten years ago)
i don't want to ruin the paris thread w/ this engagement so i'll place it here:
i kinda didn't really notice you as a distinct poster for quite a while (nothing personal - i'm often very bad at linking individual posts to particular posters) but recently in between you calling my snotty twice in like a week, then some kinda lame posts on two separate threads i went back and realized you were the guy whining on the Nigeria thread that you didn't like the links i posted to ilx. so i have two questions a. were you always a crank? b. do you have a personal issue w/ me or am i just getting normal amateurist blowback and if it is personal, can i suggest that maybe you go back to your habit of not reading my posts? i mean i don't care but it does seem bizarre.
― Mordy, Monday, 16 November 2015 20:10 (ten years ago)
were you always a crank?
and when will you stop beating your wife?
― Aimless, Monday, 16 November 2015 20:12 (ten years ago)
hey amateurist, let me ask you a question: WHAT TIME IS LOVE?
also: leave Mordy alone. he's a star and sincere.
― Operating Thetan III (monster mash), Monday, 16 November 2015 20:15 (ten years ago)
<3
― Mordy, Monday, 16 November 2015 20:16 (ten years ago)
hi mordy i'm actually not sure what you're referring to! i have nothing against you actually have a vaguely positive impression of you (i write "vaguely" just b/c i have a pretty vague impression of everybody on this site, it's really only the folks i've met IRL who i have a firmer impression of). i appreciate that you seem willing to buck some of the left-wing orthodoxy that shows up here, even if i don't always agree with you.
i don't actually recall calling you snotty (or even using the word "snotty") at all... are you sure you aren't mixing me up with another poster?
it's true that i don't like reading slavoj zizek but i don't mind that you posted a link to something he wrote! if there are some other links you posted that i didn't like, i don't remember them. there was some time when you (among other people) were posting a ton of thinkpieces about something or other and i remember expressing some general exhaustion of looking at thinkpieces... but i can't recall if i aimed that directly at you.
anyway that's all to say that i'm sorry if it seems like i'm picking on you, and i don't intend that, to the point where i honestly don't know how you might have gotten that impression.
― wizzz! (amateurist), Monday, 16 November 2015 20:16 (ten years ago)
i actually have no idea where i failed to "leave mordy alone." i don't think i engage with, or criticize, him any more than anyone else. i'm a bit mystified but i guess i'll consider it more in the future.
― wizzz! (amateurist), Monday, 16 November 2015 20:17 (ten years ago)
oh, i guess i did call you 'snotty' since you were mocking the idea that a communications professor would write about 'twilight.' i guess i think that is a little snotty. it doesn't seem like a particularly merciless putdown and i don't mean any real ill will.
― wizzz! (amateurist), Monday, 16 November 2015 20:18 (ten years ago)
ok no worries. normally i wouldn't notice but you wrote these two posts within a week of each other and snotty is the kind of thing you don't get called very often (tho ironically i do have a very strong high school memory in reference to being called snotty so i was susceptible to it standing out).
― Mordy, Monday, 16 November 2015 20:18 (ten years ago)
I wish you princes of the internet every happiness.
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Monday, 16 November 2015 20:19 (ten years ago)
well now that i found the posts you reference, the other time i called you "snotty" is when you made a very snarky blanket dismissal of folks who support BDS. i'm actually not sure where i sit in relation to BDS, and i can see the points on both sides, but i think your caricature of people who would support BDS was, indeed, rather snotty.
so i guess this comes down to us having disagreements and me calling you names, for which i'm sorry. but that's pretty par for the course on ILX, and in context it doesn't seem like the strongest insult, really.
i dunno.
― wizzz! (amateurist), Monday, 16 November 2015 20:21 (ten years ago)
1. zizek has sriracha'ed
2. donno if its pass-agg or the art of pretend forgetfulness but i like how you each started this exchange by declaring that you are only vaguely aware of each other. you are both awful so count yourselves lucky, how i wish i could forget ;-)
― flopson, Monday, 16 November 2015 21:16 (ten years ago)
i remember flopson. he's mopson and cotton tails brother.
― Mordy, Monday, 16 November 2015 21:18 (ten years ago)
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/96/Tag_Team_-_Whoomp!_(There_It_Is).jpg
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Monday, 16 November 2015 21:20 (ten years ago)
Is Zizek mordy's Perrin?
― how's life, Monday, 16 November 2015 21:45 (ten years ago)
when did the "affecting not to know who flopson is" meme start?
― Amblyomma_americanum_tick.jpg (wins), Monday, 16 November 2015 21:48 (ten years ago)
lol @ "are you a crank?" do you say shit like that to strangers irl?
― brimstead, Monday, 16 November 2015 21:49 (ten years ago)
actually never mind, that's too meta trivia even for me xp
― Amblyomma_americanum_tick.jpg (wins), Monday, 16 November 2015 21:49 (ten years ago)
I don't know. His former name made me hungrier though.
― how's life, Monday, 16 November 2015 21:52 (ten years ago)
chepa food, wrote this on thread Your secret mental list of chain restaurants that you will not frequent on board I Love Everything on 05-Apr-2005
ok all the mcd's haters still need to at least recognize the brilliance of the dollar menu. i mean you can get like a double cheeseburger, mcchicken sandwich, side salad, fruit and yogurt parfait and 2 apple pies for like not even 6 bucks! which is like the price of ONE hardees burger w/ fries. (1 monster burger alone tops 6 bucks i think)
― Amblyomma_americanum_tick.jpg (wins), Monday, 16 November 2015 21:55 (ten years ago)
otm
― flopson, Monday, 16 November 2015 22:03 (ten years ago)
i really don't know what's going on, i don't mean any ill will toward anyone, sorry if i offended anyone etc. etc.
― wizzz! (amateurist), Monday, 16 November 2015 22:07 (ten years ago)
don't apologize, this revive was totally weird! public trial or some shit
― brimstead, Monday, 16 November 2015 22:08 (ten years ago)
In fact, let me take this opportunity to apologize for the dickish posts I've made towards you in the semi-recent past.
― brimstead, Monday, 16 November 2015 22:12 (ten years ago)
see, i wouldn't even have remembered that. no need to apologize.
― wizzz! (amateurist), Monday, 16 November 2015 22:14 (ten years ago)
Cuntishness itt. leave the lads to clear it out. Two good posters obv.
― MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Monday, 16 November 2015 22:16 (ten years ago)
aye lads, just popped in for a meanie meanie coz i saw the opportunity, meant nothin by it ocourse
― flopson, Monday, 16 November 2015 22:23 (ten years ago)
the single mean post is only slightly less cuddlestein than the rest of this revive
― Amblyomma_americanum_tick.jpg (wins), Monday, 16 November 2015 22:27 (ten years ago)
amateuris, i asked you a questiont: WHAT TIME IS LOVE?
― Operating Thetan III (monster mash), Monday, 16 November 2015 22:28 (ten years ago)
i thought mordy was being noticeably polite considering he's talking to this board's grandpa simpson
― mattresslessness, Monday, 16 November 2015 22:30 (ten years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28w2LVzxVkU&noredirect=1
― Operating Thetan III (monster mash), Monday, 16 November 2015 22:30 (ten years ago)
I've always appreciated am's posts, especially in the movie threads, where he consistently makes unexpected insights.
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 16 November 2015 22:39 (ten years ago)
funny how opinions can differ
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Monday, 16 November 2015 22:42 (ten years ago)
I realize I've been mixing up Aimless and Amateurist for years, something that won't happen again after Aimless' tragically stupid sci-fi thread
― Οὖτις, Monday, 16 November 2015 22:43 (ten years ago)
how on earth can you mix those two up??? i mean, unless you're bad with names that start with "a"
― Operating Thetan III (monster mash), Monday, 16 November 2015 22:44 (ten years ago)
xp- say "tragically stupid sci-fi thread" out loud
― flopson, Monday, 16 November 2015 22:45 (ten years ago)
it's the latter. prior to that scifi thread I hadn't really noticed Aimless' pedantic schoolmarm charm
xp
― Οὖτις, Monday, 16 November 2015 22:45 (ten years ago)
― Operating Thetan III (monster mash), Monday, November 16, 2015 4:28 PM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
4:38 PM IIRC.
― wizzz! (amateurist), Monday, 16 November 2015 23:00 (ten years ago)
also , mattresslessness, are you a jason lescalleet fan, or perhaps jason lescalleet himself?
― wizzz! (amateurist), Monday, 16 November 2015 23:17 (ten years ago)
no to the latter
― mattresslessness, Monday, 16 November 2015 23:19 (ten years ago)
amaeuturist: we don't know each other. i appreciate your presence, though! :D lol. i always enjoy your posts. but, mordy's the man. if he has an issue, i have an issue, sir!
― in a hideous town (monster mash), Monday, 16 November 2015 23:21 (ten years ago)
did you sleep last night? I've seen in several updated threads in the last few hours.
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 November 2015 12:28 (ten years ago)
no, i've been very stressed lately and can't sleep! which is bad because i have to get up ("get up") to cook thanksgiving dinner for arriving family.
― wizzz! (amateurist), Thursday, 26 November 2015 12:29 (ten years ago)
didn't want to keep my partner awake so just casting about for some kind of 'interaction' here i suppose
― wizzz! (amateurist), Thursday, 26 November 2015 12:31 (ten years ago)
Hope it is all going well
― All The Squares Go Pwn (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 26 November 2015 18:21 (ten years ago)
Amateurist
Was this ever sorted out?
― MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 November 2015 18:22 (ten years ago)
ILX -- post when you're manic, but please be polite, for fuck's sake.
― Three Word Username, Thursday, 26 November 2015 18:47 (ten years ago)
eh?
― wizzz! (amateurist), Thursday, 26 November 2015 19:18 (ten years ago)
What's going on at the beginning of this thread?
― thread of getting sw0le and lena jokes (Eric H.), Thursday, 26 November 2015 19:21 (ten years ago)
IIRC anthony easton asked me to start a thread where he could ask me for advice!
i know. it was a long time ago!
― wizzz! (amateurist), Thursday, 26 November 2015 19:22 (ten years ago)
back to cooking...
― wizzz! (amateurist), Thursday, 26 November 2015 19:23 (ten years ago)
I think some time stamps got messed up - I remember this coming up when searching for "earliest mentions of..." when some things were mentioned before it was possible (e.g. people talking about bands that hadn't formed yet).
― emil.y, Thursday, 26 November 2015 19:29 (ten years ago)
But then, I thought that happened with whole threads, not just some posts, so I dunno. It all seems a bit strange.
― emil.y, Thursday, 26 November 2015 19:30 (ten years ago)
also i'm kind of embarrassed when this thread is revived and i apologize for it (it wasn't me!) :) :(
― wizzz! (amateurist), Thursday, 26 November 2015 19:31 (ten years ago)
At least you have a thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzbDhE5_YbM
― thread of getting sw0le and lena jokes (Eric H.), Thursday, 26 November 2015 19:41 (ten years ago)
Sorry. I abandoned that post and thought I had just closed the tab, hadn't realized I had posted it. There is no content behind it.
― Three Word Username, Thursday, 26 November 2015 23:06 (ten years ago)