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this movie takes the fucking PRIZE.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 22 July 2005 03:56 (twenty years ago)

i knew this was the movie of the summer when the intelligent plane started downloading mp3s!!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 22 July 2005 04:03 (twenty years ago)

and not just SOME mp3s, but, according to the indie computer geek guy in the movie, "ALL the music on the web!"

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 22 July 2005 04:03 (twenty years ago)

he would then play terrible rock songs as he attacked MISSION TARGETS!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 22 July 2005 04:04 (twenty years ago)

did the stealth pilots go bonkers over the junior boys?

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 22 July 2005 04:06 (twenty years ago)

AWESOME!

just like IRON EAGLE!

― kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 22 July 2005 04:06 (twenty years ago)

why is jamie foxx in this again? was this shot in 2002 or something?

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 22 July 2005 04:06 (twenty years ago)

file it under bad career decisions and contractual obligations for jamie foxx!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 22 July 2005 04:07 (twenty years ago)

oh man, you won't believe this movie. can i tell you a spoiler?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 22 July 2005 04:07 (twenty years ago)

do it!
do it!

― kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 22 July 2005 04:09 (twenty years ago)

***SPOILER***

so after josh lucas hunts down the intelligent plane that has been on a rampage, the evil smart plane somehow gets on fire and josh lucas puts it out by detonating a bomb under the water (after saying something like, "you gave me your word, intelligent plane. i'm giving you mine." then they become FRIENDS!!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 22 July 2005 04:10 (twenty years ago)

then they team up against the REAL bad guys! (north koreans)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 22 July 2005 04:11 (twenty years ago)

wtf

― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 22 July 2005 04:11 (twenty years ago)

did evil smart plane do a little bank or wing-tilt to show thanks

― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 22 July 2005 04:12 (twenty years ago)

ihttp://www.freedomfocus.org/dr_strangelove_sm.jpg

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 22 July 2005 04:13 (twenty years ago)

http://www.indelibleinc.com/kubrick/films/strangelove/images/title.jpg

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 22 July 2005 04:13 (twenty years ago)

dozens of north koreans die in this movie for the crime of trying to defend their country against a bunch of american planes that come barelling in outta nowhere

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 22 July 2005 04:15 (twenty years ago)

also there's this totally sick terrorist revenge fantasy at the beginning where 3 "top terrorist leaders" are killed by collapsing the tower they're in!!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 22 July 2005 04:15 (twenty years ago)

this movie could really double as an al-qaeda recruitment video!!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 22 July 2005 04:16 (twenty years ago)

haha, double-switch on the villain. Nice move.

Is the scene where Jaime Foxx gives a speech about bowing down before women "but sometimes they ought to bow down before me" as creepy as it looks in the trailer? Is there any justification for the scene with Jessica Biel frolicking under a waterfall?

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Friday, 22 July 2005 04:16 (twenty years ago)

LOLLERZ

TAKE THAT, DAMN TERRISTS

― kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 22 July 2005 04:16 (twenty years ago)

there's a really creepy scene where jamie foxx picks up this thai woman who doesn't speak english by roughly grabbing her shoulder

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 22 July 2005 04:17 (twenty years ago)

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/stealth/_group_photos/jamie_foxx4.jpg

― kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 22 July 2005 04:19 (twenty years ago)

Dialogue: "That lightning strike rewired it somehow! It’s become self-aware!!!"

― Laura H. (laurah), Friday, 22 July 2005 04:20 (twenty years ago)

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/stealth/jamie_foxx/stealth2.jpg

hee hee. looks like Wing Commander

― kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 22 July 2005 04:20 (twenty years ago)

sam shepard's role here is such a cruel parody of his role in the right stuff

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 22 July 2005 04:21 (twenty years ago)

Yeah they play that waterfall scene twice if I remember correctly, with no attempt to connect it to anything.

― Laura H. (laurah), Friday, 22 July 2005 04:21 (twenty years ago)

i love those deep-focus shots where you see what's IN the cockpit and what's OUTSIDE of the cockpit, like in the sky. that's fucking cinema. NB i am not kidding.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 22 July 2005 04:22 (twenty years ago)

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/stealth/josh_lucas/stealth5.jpg

― kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 22 July 2005 04:23 (twenty years ago)

(l-r: intelligent plane, josh lucas)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 22 July 2005 04:27 (twenty years ago)

did i mention that the plane's name is EDDIE?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 22 July 2005 04:27 (twenty years ago)

actually it's EDI, which stands for something totally phallic... what was it...

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 22 July 2005 04:28 (twenty years ago)

haha oh yeah EXTREME DEEP INVADER!!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 22 July 2005 04:29 (twenty years ago)

they also refer to it as UCAV!! two acronyms for one character!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 22 July 2005 04:30 (twenty years ago)

holy fuck
this has phd film study thesis written all over it
(its like a non camp starship troopers)

― anthony easton (anthony), Friday, 22 July 2005 04:31 (twenty years ago)

How many "extreme deep invader" jokes do we hear from the cast?

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Friday, 22 July 2005 04:31 (twenty years ago)

"stealth gaze"

― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 22 July 2005 04:32 (twenty years ago)

incidentally the new bad news bears movie isn't as good as bad santa and it's kind of bizarrely inept in some ways (weird for richard linklater) but a lot of it is really fucking FUNNY!!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 22 July 2005 04:34 (twenty years ago)

"this has phd film study thesis written all over it "

oh fuck me

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 22 July 2005 04:38 (twenty years ago)

OH MY FUCKING FUCKING GOD

I JUST READ THE SPOILER AND I THINK I WET MYSELF

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 22 July 2005 04:45 (twenty years ago)

AWESOME!

just like IRON EAGLE!

OTM

― sleep (sleep), Friday, 22 July 2005 04:45 (twenty years ago)

A
are you a top or a bottom?
do you want to do it at my place or yours
do you like to snuggle after orgasm ?

do you have any fetishes that i should know about?

― anthony easton (anthony), Friday, 22 July 2005 04:54 (twenty years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6304460244.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
CHAAPPYYYYYY

― sleep (sleep), Friday, 22 July 2005 04:54 (twenty years ago)

"wow, someone could write a whole thesis making snide comments and producing elaborately fantastical interpretations about the uninentional or symptomatic meanings in this unloved genre film!"

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 22 July 2005 05:30 (twenty years ago)

MANDEE LETS GO ON A DAET 2 SEE THIS

― OLD SPICE® CHEMTRAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ex machina), Friday, 22 July 2005 05:46 (twenty years ago)

I liked Armageddons and Independs Daze.

― OLD SPICE® CHEMTRAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ex machina), Friday, 22 July 2005 06:19 (twenty years ago)

i think i was making a joke along those lines--on the people who would write it

― anthony easton (anthony), Friday, 22 July 2005 06:26 (twenty years ago)

ironign

― OLD SPICE® CHEMTRAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ex machina), Friday, 22 July 2005 06:27 (twenty years ago)

Hahahha oh my god I have to see this.

― Andrew (enneff), Friday, 22 July 2005 06:42 (twenty years ago)

Columbia Pictures Takes On Leo Stoller In "STEALTH" Movie DJ Action

Columbia Pictures has brought a civil action in federal court in Chicago, seeking a declaratory judgment that its use of the title "Stealth" for a movie scheduled for release on July 29, 2005, does not infringe upon or dilute Leo Stoller's purported rights in the mark STEALTH. Columbia Pictures Indus., Inc. v. Stoller et al., Civil Action No. 05-C-2052 (N.D. Ill.).

― OLD SPICE® CHEMTRAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ex machina), Friday, 22 July 2005 06:45 (twenty years ago)

Trivia for
Stealth (2005)

Rock band Incubus have been commissioned to write songs for this film.

The design of the Talon jets is based on the Northrop Grumman Switchblade, a forward-swept swing wing fighter-bomber intended to replace the F-111 Aardvark.

In the theatrical trailer, Randy Edelman is credited as co-composer.

Environmentalists were on location and protested against the production crew that were shooting the scenes in the Blue Mountains.

― kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 22 July 2005 06:47 (twenty years ago)

I read Slocki's spoiler sentence 3 times looking for the word "pilot" and then realized Holy shit, no, that can't be right. I knew this was going to be the best movie of the summer.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 22 July 2005 12:12 (twenty years ago)

I am very proud of myself because I totally skipped over the spoiler.

I am so excited about seeing this movie, it's sad.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 22 July 2005 12:16 (twenty years ago)

Is there any justification for the scene with Jessica Biel frolicking under a waterfall?

the scene is its own justification.

― N_RQ, Friday, 22 July 2005 12:18 (twenty years ago)

I was excited just seeing this in caps in New Answers... Oh man, excellent choice of spoiler, S.

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Friday, 22 July 2005 13:14 (twenty years ago)

Is this going to be Jamie Foxx's "Snow Dogs"?

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 22 July 2005 13:34 (twenty years ago)

whose "snow dogs" was "snow dogs"?

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 22 July 2005 17:30 (twenty years ago)

http://www.marathonbooks.com/images/books/0788836153-l.jpg

Pretty soon after Oscar for Jerry Maguire.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 22 July 2005 17:31 (twenty years ago)

This sounds AWESOME.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 22 July 2005 17:34 (twenty years ago)

This sounds beyond AWESOME! I just hope they make ceramic busts to commemorate the film's characters, the way they did with Mace Windu.

― Leon C. (Ex Leon), Friday, 22 July 2005 17:39 (twenty years ago)

Maybe they will do a bust of the PLANE!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 22 July 2005 17:45 (twenty years ago)

One can only hope.

― Leon C. (Ex Leon), Friday, 22 July 2005 17:45 (twenty years ago)

IM THERE

― latebloomer: lazy r people (latebloomer), Saturday, 23 July 2005 04:58 (twenty years ago)

Rock band Incubus have been commissioned to write songs for this film.

hahaha i think this was on the tee vee earlier today!

― latebloomer: lazy r people (latebloomer), Saturday, 23 July 2005 05:01 (twenty years ago)

Why didn't anyone tell me that W.D. Richter (Buckaroo Banzai, Big Trouble In Little China, etc.) was the madman behind this? It might even be worth seeing.

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Monday, 25 July 2005 21:14 (twenty years ago)

it IS worth seeing!! and yeah, i couldn't believe he wrote it

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 25 July 2005 21:47 (twenty years ago)

i'm psyched about this!

― latebloomer: You may order a puppet similar to this one (latebloomer), Monday, 25 July 2005 23:15 (twenty years ago)

i think i may have enjoyed this movie more than anything else in '05

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 25 July 2005 23:23 (twenty years ago)

at least i enjoyed telling people about it more than any other movie

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 25 July 2005 23:23 (twenty years ago)

The trailer was awesome - I am tempted to see this against my better judgment.

― o. nate (onate), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:16 (twenty years ago)

i couldn't believe he wrote it

[...] there was some heavy work being done on the script - Ric Richter did the first draft and Cohen has re-wrote it from that point and changed it at will. As a result they were currently on the 22nd draft by that time of shooting with more being added or changed around that very day.

http://www.darkhorizons.com/news05/stealth.php

― fe zaffe (fezaffe), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:28 (twenty years ago)

at least i enjoyed telling people about it more than any other movie

I've already enjoyed explaining the plot of this movie to people, and I haven't even seen it yet!

― Leon C. (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:32 (twenty years ago)

so good.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 00:10 (twenty years ago)

did i mention the 2001 homage?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 00:16 (twenty years ago)

slocki, i too have been enthusiastically telling people about the plot of this movie thanks to you

it kind of ruined a co-worker luncheon though as I interupted some golf enthusiasts with your spoiler

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 02:19 (twenty years ago)

hahaha!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 14:40 (twenty years ago)

I must see this, but only on a really poor cam SVCD version downloaded of emule.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 14:47 (twenty years ago)

Screw the Lucas/plane friendship thing, Richter was the spoiler. Dan and Nicole are insane but I love them. I hope I NEVER EVER SEE THIS.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 21:21 (twenty years ago)

i really hope you do!! i think you would have a good time

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 21:28 (twenty years ago)

Hm, no. Not right now at least but possibly maybe never. My light-hearted response as to why I wouldn't want to see it is because I almost want to imagine a full-on ridiculous campfest in my head rather than caring about actually having to see Josh Lucas.

But on a serious tip, the bits you mentioned about North Korean soldiers, for instance, and the terrorist wish-fulfillment idiocy and all that...I don't need any more of that in my head, not when the slow motion death in Iraq continues and continues and continues (I just muttered something about this on the latest monthly Iraq thread). I think I've never felt so pacifist in terms of how we as a species deal with it in creative terms, never more disgusted with the idea of war-as-camp-as-play in terms of using a current setting rather than past or alternate universe or whatever. (In a different but vaguely parallel sense I have been unable to see Brazil since 9/11, I didn't want to sense all those nightmares coming true somehow, however sublimated.)

I loved Team America, mind you, and to a large extent I probably think that can't be topped precisely because of its means of execution. But that also provided a certain necessary distance since it *was* puppetry, etc.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 21:37 (twenty years ago)

fair enough; to be honest i enjoyed it almost as an unintentional starship troopers... but i get you.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 21:40 (twenty years ago)

This was the WORST film I've seen this decade and I've seen quite a few stinkers.

Worth a watch!

― Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 08:45 (twenty years ago)

Big Trouble In Little China

i love that film.

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 09:52 (twenty years ago)

nine months pass...

OMG why did somebody not reveal the best part!?? the plane heroically sacrifices itself at the end!!! how noble!

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Saturday, 27 May 2006 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

I HAVEN'T SEEN THIS YET, JERKOFF.

PLZ PUT SPOILER IN THE THREAD TITLE, MODS

― gbx (skowly), Saturday, 27 May 2006 22:03 (nineteen years ago)

I was excited when I saw this thread title. My sinful, ungodly mind is now punished now I can see that not only is it not what I thought it was about, but also a movie has been spoiled for me.

I'll go back to my hail Marys now.....

― JTS (JTS), Saturday, 27 May 2006 22:35 (nineteen years ago)

I rented this because of this thread and turned it off when Josh Lucas started making friends with the plane.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 27 May 2006 23:44 (nineteen years ago)

okay, i watched the first 10 minutes last night at 3am and: AWESOME. I can't believe it's taken me this long to finally watch Stealth. Want to watch the rest now but it is too nice a day. I think it'll be a pretty great post-bikeride plus beer/etc movie is what i think.

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Sunday, 28 May 2006 14:11 (nineteen years ago)

The plane never gets a very good personality.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Sunday, 28 May 2006 14:51 (nineteen years ago)

WHOA
i watched it.
i can't even believe this movie exists.

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Monday, 29 May 2006 04:58 (nineteen years ago)

the attack music!
the weird thai vacation in the middle of the movie!
the computers! the graphics!
russians! north koreans! alaskans! everything blowing up!
i was like, maybe the air craft carrier will also blow up?
this movie.

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Monday, 29 May 2006 05:05 (nineteen years ago)

I second all of that, except I couldn't handle it past a certain point.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 01:59 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

I think I'm renting this right now.

― Abbott, Saturday, 9 June 2007 00:29 (eighteen years ago)

oh shit i still haven't seen this. shit is going to the top of the queue

― river wolf, Saturday, 9 June 2007 00:47 (eighteen years ago)

no no no no guys. this was very bad! i remember going to see it, excepting a kind of horrific but very funny action spectacular from mr cohen, and also because i was really jonesing for some nachos.

instead of amusement, however, i felt a sickening feeling inside and am pretty sure it was part of my soul dying.

weird how this thread makes me want to see it again. would also like to watch it in the knowledge that wentworth prison break miller is the voice of the intelligent plane.

― Gukbe, Saturday, 9 June 2007 01:07 (eighteen years ago)

Vin Diesel was the Iron Giant, which knocked my head around when I found out 2 years after I'd seen it (and then seen it dozens of subsequent times).

― Abbott, Saturday, 9 June 2007 01:09 (eighteen years ago)

BAD MOVIE NIGHT 4: WE HEAR DIS PLANE STEALTH IS A BAD MOTHER

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 9 June 2007 01:15 (eighteen years ago)

shut yo mouf

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 9 June 2007 01:26 (eighteen years ago)

I'm just talkin bout Stealth!

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 9 June 2007 01:27 (eighteen years ago)

i totally forgot i saw this
like when i saw the thread title and clicked on it i actually thought "oh man, i never saw stealth! i should though!"

and then i scrolled down and now sort of thank ilx memory-bank
i think my summary is pretty accurate! i remember the movie now anyway. lol thai vacation

― rrrobyn, Saturday, 9 June 2007 06:12 (eighteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

WTF is with this emo bitch of a plane?

― David R., Friday, 6 July 2007 03:41 (eighteen years ago)

hahahahahahaha

― HI DERE, Friday, 6 July 2007 04:22 (eighteen years ago)

stealth

― s1ocki, Friday, 6 July 2007 05:31 (eighteen years ago)

this was a real let-down. it was a bit too serious for my tastes.

― latebloomer, Friday, 6 July 2007 05:37 (eighteen years ago)

Great movie, but I had to fast forward during the thailand part.

― Spencer Chow, Friday, 6 July 2007 06:00 (eighteen years ago)

Brilliant film! I look forwards to seeing it in an altered state someday.

― kv_nol, Friday, 6 July 2007 08:54 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, perhaps this warrants a reviewing.

― latebloomer, Friday, 6 July 2007 08:57 (eighteen years ago)

er "re-viewing"

― latebloomer, Friday, 6 July 2007 08:58 (eighteen years ago)

this was a real let-down. it was a bit too serious for my tastes.

-- latebloomer, Friday, July 6, 2007 5:37 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Link

that's why it's so good dude. if it'd been intentionally camping it up it would've sucked.

― s1ocki, Friday, 6 July 2007 18:04 (eighteen years ago)

Man, I want more PLANE ACTION. "Tinman is just doing what he learned from you." FUCK YEAH, YOU FUCKED UP EDI! NOW YOU PAY IN BURNING GAS CIRCLE IN SKY!

― Abbott, Saturday, 7 July 2007 21:16 (eighteen years ago)

North Korean dogs are idiots!

― Abbott, Saturday, 7 July 2007 21:17 (eighteen years ago)

I kept it expecting it to turn into THE THING when they were in Alaska, but any arctic setting in a movie makes me expect that. Instead he just killed the doctor who was trying to poison him for no reason with his own poison, and received no treatment for his eye, which he did not even cleanse with water!

― Abbott, Saturday, 7 July 2007 21:22 (eighteen years ago)

that's why it's so good dude. if it'd been intentionally camping it up it would've sucked.

-- s1ocki, Friday, July 6, 2007 6:04 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

I meant "serious" as in "almost kind of somber in parts", which is not what I was expecting.

― latebloomer, Saturday, 7 July 2007 21:33 (eighteen years ago)

are you admitting you cried?

― s1ocki, Saturday, 7 July 2007 21:38 (eighteen years ago)

lol

― latebloomer, Saturday, 7 July 2007 21:41 (eighteen years ago)

hahaha

North Korean dogs are idiots!
also hahaha

― rrrobyn, Saturday, 7 July 2007 22:13 (eighteen years ago)

Good to see you around again Abbott. I've been hoping for more puppy pics.

― Oilyrags, Sunday, 8 July 2007 00:36 (eighteen years ago)

I was on vacation, and the people taking care of my dogs allowed the young'un to run away. Fucking fuck them. So: that explains all.

― Abbott, Sunday, 8 July 2007 00:44 (eighteen years ago)

awwww man, that's horrible.

― kingfish, Sunday, 8 July 2007 00:46 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, they're pretty much on my death list. Then they complained about me saying I would not pay the $100 I payed them. I was like, "Uh, you let my dog run away and probably get stolen by some people who will train him to cage fight & lock him up in a 5'x5' backyard. So...no."

― Abbott, Sunday, 8 July 2007 00:50 (eighteen years ago)

STEALTH Y'ALL!

STEALTH!

― Abbott, Sunday, 8 July 2007 00:50 (eighteen years ago)

WHAT THE FUCK

― Oilyrags, Sunday, 8 July 2007 00:50 (eighteen years ago)

Then they complained about me saying I would not pay the $100 I payed them

This should read "that I SAID I would pay them." Gluh.

***

STEALTH!

― Abbott, Sunday, 8 July 2007 00:51 (eighteen years ago)

I was on vacation, and the people taking care of my dogs allowed the young'un to run away. Fucking fuck them. So: that explains all.

-- Abbott, Sunday, July 8, 2007 12:44 AM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

that's awful:-(

― latebloomer, Sunday, 8 July 2007 00:56 (eighteen years ago)

I am v. depressed at this tale. :-/

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 8 July 2007 01:01 (eighteen years ago)

Man, I ruined the Stealth thread.

― Abbott, Sunday, 8 July 2007 01:02 (eighteen years ago)

if you had an intelligent stealth plane you could totally ask it to divebomb the puppy non-sitters like garage or carport or something and it probably would be all into that. the only question would be: what song would you want played during this stealth operation??

― rrrobyn, Sunday, 8 July 2007 01:14 (eighteen years ago)

it has all the mp3s on the net remember

― rrrobyn, Sunday, 8 July 2007 01:15 (eighteen years ago)

pre-2005

― rrrobyn, Sunday, 8 July 2007 01:15 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, but it only seemed to know how to play one of them!

I guess the obvious answer is "Born to Be Wild," which is what the movie would've used 30 years ago.

― Abbott, Sunday, 8 July 2007 01:16 (eighteen years ago)

And also it would come to kill ME if I got behind on my guinea pig cage cleaning, which they also did a terrible job of.

― Abbott, Sunday, 8 July 2007 01:17 (eighteen years ago)

they just let puppy run away?? so awful :( :( hugs
xpost

― rrrobyn, Sunday, 8 July 2007 01:18 (eighteen years ago)

i wanna punch these ppl in the face

― river wolf, Sunday, 8 July 2007 01:36 (eighteen years ago)

stealthily

― river wolf, Sunday, 8 July 2007 01:37 (eighteen years ago)

i wld have it play welcome to the jungle beginning with a clip of bruce willis in die hard 1 saying yippie kai ai mutherfucker and then i wld have it punch these ppl in the face with stealth face punching devices that yelled 'wtf is wrong with you??!'

― rrrobyn, Sunday, 8 July 2007 01:45 (eighteen years ago)

This is the worst thread ever now, and I blame myself for asking.

― Oilyrags, Sunday, 8 July 2007 01:50 (eighteen years ago)

Do not BLAME, I had not to share.

Welcome to the Jungle is good.The Wolf theme from "Peter and the Wolf" might be good because of the dread...the DREAD!

― Abbott, Sunday, 8 July 2007 01:53 (eighteen years ago)

Dudes, the Thailand sequence can be explained thusly:

1) Admire Jessica Biel's ass

2) Watch Josh Lucas fall in love with said ass

3) Putting that love up as the emotional motivation behind the second half of the movie.

Thus, it is Jessica Biel's ass which drives this movie.

― B.L.A.M., Monday, 9 July 2007 15:16 (eighteen years ago)

the cinematography in that wretched Texas Chainsaw remake was seemingly blocked entirely around her tits and ass

― latebloomer, Monday, 9 July 2007 15:47 (eighteen years ago)

um, that's all that i remember about that piece of shit anyway

― latebloomer, Monday, 9 July 2007 15:49 (eighteen years ago)

I have not seen the remake yet...worth renting for such views of Ms. Biel's posterior, or what?

― B.L.A.M., Monday, 9 July 2007 16:39 (eighteen years ago)

no.

― latebloomer, Monday, 9 July 2007 16:42 (eighteen years ago)

If you like to see it filmed in gritty gray covered in gorey glop, yes.

― Abbott, Monday, 9 July 2007 20:44 (eighteen years ago)

And see her forced on the pavement by Creepy Hillbilly Cop in a scene that lasts way longer than it should've been allowed to. Also if your assitude gazing won't be ruined by scenes of living, armless people suspended from meathooks & crying.

― Abbott, Monday, 9 July 2007 20:48 (eighteen years ago)

four months pass...

i should watch this again

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 12 November 2007 07:49 (eighteen years ago)

i should download all the mp3s on the internet

― max, Monday, 12 November 2007 08:13 (eighteen years ago)

Quotes

"Goodbye, Henry." - EDI.
"Tin Man will prosecute." - EDI
"Where are you...I know you're out there." - Ben
"I will blast your aeroelastic ass right out of the sky!" - Henry
"Starboard canard frozen." - Talon Computer
"Pardon my C-cups." - Kara
"I'm on that ass." - Henry, both in the ship and chasing EDI
"Rolled between the thighs of mulatto women."
"The thesis and the antithesis come together to form the synthesis"
"I gotta go pee-pee"

― max, Monday, 12 November 2007 08:20 (eighteen years ago)

"Pardon my C-cups"

― max, Monday, 12 November 2007 08:21 (eighteen years ago)

!!!!!!!!!!!:

Originally written and conceived as a live action Star Fox (1993) (VG) film.

― max, Monday, 12 November 2007 08:24 (eighteen years ago)

wtf

― latebloomer, Monday, 12 November 2007 09:28 (eighteen years ago)

wowowow

― haitch, Monday, 12 November 2007 09:52 (eighteen years ago)

This is the Citizen Kane of technology-gone-bad movies.

― Noodle Vague, Monday, 12 November 2007 10:22 (eighteen years ago)

I say "I gotta go pee-pee" all the time now. Thx Stealth!

― Abbott, Monday, 12 November 2007 20:45 (eighteen years ago)

arggh now i hafta see this again

― latebloomer, Monday, 12 November 2007 20:46 (eighteen years ago)

"Where are you...I know you're out there." - Ben

― max, Monday, 12 November 2007 20:47 (eighteen years ago)

four months pass...

I actually had high hopes for this about 1/3 in when it looked like it could be a 00s take on the whole Forbin/2001/Strangelove/WarGames COMPUTERS ARE NOT TO BE TRUSTED CONCEPT

Then it turned out to be EXACTLY that and I was reminded that the 00s are the most reductive and atavistically stupid decade in all living memory

― El Tomboto, Friday, 11 April 2008 08:16 (seventeen years ago)

I felt a similar disappointment, but perhaps not as acute.

― Spencer Chow, Friday, 11 April 2008 09:02 (seventeen years ago)

I forgot FAIL SAFE in that list

― El Tomboto, Friday, 11 April 2008 18:55 (seventeen years ago)

You know what was weird about the Forbin Project to me was how the POTUSA was so much shorter than his top scientist. I'm all "THIS IS BACKWARDS, WHO CASTED THIS SHIT"

I was really hoping Stealth would have the guts to be a modern cult classic, right up to the fuel blimp fire. I will say the visuals are pretty eye-popping. would watch in IMAX 3D

― El Tomboto, Friday, 11 April 2008 18:58 (seventeen years ago)

also how does a fuel blimp get rusty? did anybody figure that out?

― El Tomboto, Friday, 11 April 2008 18:59 (seventeen years ago)

STEALTH YAAAAA STEALTH

― David R., Friday, 11 April 2008 19:15 (seventeen years ago)

I still need to see this

― Elvis Telecom, Friday, 11 April 2008 19:27 (seventeen years ago)

this movie has taken up more of our collective popular conscious than it deserves.

― Gukbe, Saturday, 12 April 2008 00:27 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/noops744/jessica_biel-stealth-07.jpg

― B.L.A.M., Saturday, 12 April 2008 00:57 (seventeen years ago)

That, my friends, is all the argument you need.

― B.L.A.M., Saturday, 12 April 2008 00:57 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

it's designer, keith orbit

― cozwn, Monday, 22 June 2009 11:54 (sixteen years ago)

I just watched Lady in the Water which made me never want to see any film again ever ever, but this thread reminded me that last week I watched Stealth and that cheered me up again.
I liked it when Stealth sucked the fuel out of the mother plane. Also when Stealth downloaded all of the mp3s.

― Not the real Village People, Monday, 22 June 2009 21:58 (sixteen years ago)

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