Is Sex in the City actually just Golden Girls without the withere boobs?

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the slut = Blanche = Samantha
the "innocent" = Rose = Charlotte
the cynic = Miranda = Sophia
the sophisticated center = Dorothy = Carrie

granted Florida doesn't exactly = NY, but maybe Florida is where all the Sex in the City girls end up eventually....

(I've been watching the Lifetime Channel too much...)

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 18 August 2005 17:25 (twenty years ago)

It's like some kind of Time Travel experiment!

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 18 August 2005 17:27 (twenty years ago)

yes! well done shakey. GG has a better theme tune too.

― jed_ (jed), Thursday, 18 August 2005 17:28 (twenty years ago)

yeah, this occurred to me! rue mcclanahan is SO samantha.

― s/c (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 18 August 2005 17:28 (twenty years ago)

i love that sjp gets to be bea arthur.

― s/c (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 18 August 2005 17:29 (twenty years ago)

WWKW*

*What Would Kanye Watch?

― M. V. (M.V.), Thursday, 18 August 2005 17:29 (twenty years ago)

somehow I don't think SJP would feel the same way...

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 18 August 2005 17:30 (twenty years ago)

From The Glossary of Literary Terms:
"The Old Comedy of the Greeks had three stock characters whose interactions constituted the standard plot: the alazon, or imposter and self-deceiving braggart, the eiron, or self-derogatory and understating character, whose contest with the alazon is central to the comic plot; and the bomolochos, or buffoon, whose antics add an extra comic element....Northrop Frye has revived these old terms [and] added a fourth, the agroikos -- the rustic or easily deceived character."
Obviously: Alazon = Blanche; Eiron = Dorothy; Bomolochos = Sophia; Agroikos = Rose

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), April 13th, 2003.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 18 August 2005 17:30 (twenty years ago)

the slut = Chico
the "innocent" = Zeppo
the cynic = Groucho
the sophisticated center = Harpo

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 18 August 2005 17:32 (twenty years ago)

the slut = George
the "innocent" = Paul
the cynic = John
the sophisticated center = Ringo

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 18 August 2005 17:33 (twenty years ago)

Oh Shakey! You have put my thoughts into words, OMG, OTM!

― Wiggy (Wiggy), Thursday, 18 August 2005 17:33 (twenty years ago)

alazon women on the moon

― s/c (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 18 August 2005 17:33 (twenty years ago)

the slut = chocolate
the "innocent" = peanuts
the cynic = caramel
the sophisticated center = nougat

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 18 August 2005 17:33 (twenty years ago)

haha - I think Harpo is actually the "slut" in that scenario...

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 18 August 2005 17:34 (twenty years ago)

nougat is NOT sophisticated

― s/c (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 18 August 2005 17:34 (twenty years ago)

thank you jaymc. i knew this had been covered before. i watched the golden girls recently and don cheadle was on it. i don't remember don cheadle being on that show. how about that.

the slut = miss piggy
the "innocent" = scooter
the cynic = sam the eagle
the sophisticated center = kermit

― The Milkmaid (of Human Kindness) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 18 August 2005 17:35 (twenty years ago)

that's the "sequel" sitcom - Golden Palace. (ie, the girls run a hotel sans Dorothy but plus Don Cheadle and Cheech Marin!)

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 18 August 2005 17:36 (twenty years ago)

Dorothy was at the same table as Don Cheadle! She was mediating a divorce between his parents.

― The Milkmaid (of Human Kindness) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 18 August 2005 17:37 (twenty years ago)

I had no idea Don Cheadle had to suffer through such crap to get where he is today... I guess that's kinda standard tho... the other night he had to explain to Blanche why the Confederate Flag was offensive = *yikes*

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 18 August 2005 17:38 (twenty years ago)

i saw that episode! (years ago.)

― s/c (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 18 August 2005 17:41 (twenty years ago)

Was this concurrent with his years as a cast member on Picket Fences?

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 18 August 2005 17:43 (twenty years ago)

slut = veronica
innocent = betty
cynic = jughead
soph. center = archie

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 18 August 2005 17:46 (twenty years ago)

http://www.iconoduel.org/images-site/content/bea.jpg

― Bea ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Thursday, 18 August 2005 17:49 (twenty years ago)

Well, what to add to that.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 18 August 2005 17:50 (twenty years ago)

slut = Davy
innocent = Peter
cynic = Mickey
soph. center = Mike

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Thursday, 18 August 2005 17:50 (twenty years ago)

I'm just gonna say it: I love Beatrice Arthur. She sang a great rendition of "Barbara Song" in the broadway version of Threepenny Opera too.

― The Milkmaid (of Human Kindness) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 18 August 2005 17:52 (twenty years ago)

I'm fascinated by who would want to paint a nude portrait of Bea Arthur...

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 18 August 2005 17:54 (twenty years ago)

J0hn Curr!n, that's who!

― NUDE ƒur¥ portrait (Je4nne Fury), Thursday, 18 August 2005 17:55 (twenty years ago)

Critics love the painter John Currin. But why?

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 18 August 2005 17:58 (twenty years ago)

Nude furry portrait? That's sick!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 18 August 2005 17:58 (twenty years ago)

http://www.mermaniac.com/photos/bea.jpg

http://img.theatermania.com/images/show/img/013420img1.jpg

tokyo rosemary, get your butt on to this thread if you know what's good for you.

― s/c (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 18 August 2005 18:00 (twenty years ago)

I'd hit it

― Outsider Enter Port City (sexyDancer), Thursday, 18 August 2005 18:00 (twenty years ago)

Golden Girls was created by Joss Whedon's dad!

― walter kranz (walterkranz), Thursday, 18 August 2005 18:08 (twenty years ago)

It's like some kind of Time Travel experiment!
Dr. Heidy-ho-digger's Experiment!

― k/l (Ken L), Thursday, 18 August 2005 18:13 (twenty years ago)

slut = Barbara
innocent = Susan
cynic = Ian
soph. center = The Doctor

slut = Adric
innocent = Nyssa
cynic = Tegan
soph. center = The Doctor

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Thursday, 18 August 2005 18:24 (twenty years ago)

the slut = cock
the "innocent" = balls
the cynic = ass
the sophisticated center = taint

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 18 August 2005 18:28 (twenty years ago)

the slut = nickalicious

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Thursday, 18 August 2005 18:31 (twenty years ago)

block of wood = Zeppo

Both GG and SITC were disproportionately written and watched by gay men! (One can only hope the straight women who 'idolize' the SITC characters will discover themselves having morphed into the Golden Girls around 2040, only without Social Security!)

I like those Currin paintings altho/because he seems creepy.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 18 August 2005 18:38 (twenty years ago)

'seems'

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 18 August 2005 18:41 (twenty years ago)

(I kind of like how this has gone back to "state something really obvious about a television program" after a bout of insane listmaking.)

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Thursday, 18 August 2005 18:42 (twenty years ago)

slut = Ginger
innocent = Gilligan/Mary Ann/The Professor
cynic = The Skipper
sophisticated center = The Howells

― k/l (Ken L), Thursday, 18 August 2005 18:43 (twenty years ago)

(One can only hope the straight women who 'idolize' the SITC characters will discover themselves having morphed into the Golden Girls around 2040, only without Social Security!)

the golden girls makes retirement look like so much fun! now they should make a sitcom that shows old people living alone with their smelly cats in dingy third-floor walkups, and they work at wal-mart because they have no pension or social security or concerned relatives.

― s/c (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 18 August 2005 18:45 (twenty years ago)

oddly, my favorites from each show are the naive/innocent ones - Rose and Charlotte... I dunno what that says about me... probably something creepy. I have always loved Betty White's schtick, for some reason.

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 18 August 2005 20:25 (twenty years ago)

"back in st. olaf..."

― s/c (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 18 August 2005 20:29 (twenty years ago)

The only way I can seem to make this work with the Simpsons is if Homer is the Slut...

― M. V. (M.V.), Thursday, 18 August 2005 20:37 (twenty years ago)

slut = tintin
innocent = professor calculus
cynic = captain haddock
sophisticated center = snowy

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Thursday, 18 August 2005 21:50 (twenty years ago)

slut = lucy van pelt
innocent = charlie brown
cynic = linus van pelt
sophisticated center = snoopy

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Thursday, 18 August 2005 21:51 (twenty years ago)

Homer's def. a hedonist. "slut" is kinda pushing it tho....

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 18 August 2005 21:51 (twenty years ago)

i think a friend of mine wrote a term paper about this thread topic.

― joseph (joseph), Thursday, 18 August 2005 23:01 (twenty years ago)

Dear JBR,
Pls. explain st. olaf joke.
Anxiously awaiting your response,
Ken L

― k/l (Ken L), Thursday, 18 August 2005 23:18 (twenty years ago)

slut = Rerun
innocent = Dwayne
cynic = Dee
soph. center = Rog

― strng hlkngtn, Thursday, 18 August 2005 23:22 (twenty years ago)

St. Olaf is where Rose is from, its a recurring line of hers...

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 18 August 2005 23:23 (twenty years ago)

Oh. I never watch either of those shows (cf. Dr. Morbius's post)

― k/l (Ken L), Thursday, 18 August 2005 23:27 (twenty years ago)

what, you aren't gay enough?

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 18 August 2005 23:30 (twenty years ago)

"Picture it, Sicily..."

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 18 August 2005 23:35 (twenty years ago)

"in the 90s, is sex in the city really just an episode of the golden girls?"

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 18 August 2005 23:37 (twenty years ago)

No. I like show tunes, I like Morrissey and the Smiths, but SITC and TGG are where I draw the line.

― k/l (Ken L), Thursday, 18 August 2005 23:38 (twenty years ago)

then obviously this is the perfect thread for you.

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 18 August 2005 23:41 (twenty years ago)

At first I took offense because I thought you were being sarcastic, and it may be the case that you are, but in a way you're right, Shakey, it is.

― k/l (Ken L), Thursday, 18 August 2005 23:44 (twenty years ago)

Oh. I never watch either of those shows

just read the threads?

― jed_ (jed), Thursday, 18 August 2005 23:49 (twenty years ago)

admit it ken, yr just here for the nude pictures of Bea Arthur.

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 18 August 2005 23:53 (twenty years ago)

Sorry Shakey, like many a man of my generation, and hopefully Rock Hardy can back me up on this, I preferred the actress who played Maude's daughter Carol, Adrienne B4rbeau, although I have to admit I recoiled a little when she came out with her own cheesecake poster, presumably to cash in on the craze started by F4rr4h F4wc3tt M4jors.

― k/l (Ken L), Thursday, 18 August 2005 23:58 (twenty years ago)

Rose: I haven't been this scared since 1952, when St. Olaf's most active volcano threatened to erupt. Well, luckily there were some druid priests who were in town for the opening of StonehengeLand. They said they could stop it if they could sacrifice the town's dumbest virgin. I don't know why I raised my hand.

― kickitcricket (kickitcricket), Thursday, 18 August 2005 23:59 (twenty years ago)

That's relatively funny, Already better than anything I ever saw on SITC when I attempted to watch it.

― k/l (Ken L), Friday, 19 August 2005 00:07 (twenty years ago)

This thread has withere and died.

― k/l (Ken L), Friday, 19 August 2005 00:07 (twenty years ago)

Plus you have to imagine Betty White's delivery.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 19 August 2005 00:09 (twenty years ago)

Am I really the first person on ILX to go on a thread without actually knowing anything about what was being discussed? I thought that was common practice. I thought it was recommended in the FAQ.

― k/l (Ken L), Friday, 19 August 2005 00:11 (twenty years ago)

ILX would withere and died if no one did that, ken.

― jed_ (jed), Friday, 19 August 2005 00:18 (twenty years ago)

In any case, you guys have proven your point. I wouldn't post to this thread again with Bea 4rthur's click.

(One last thing: Shakey, maybe your brother should put out a special Be4 Arthur issue)

― k/l (Ken L), Friday, 19 August 2005 00:29 (twenty years ago)

hi, every one!

Skakey, you are wrong

Dorothy = Miranda (and Stan = Steve!!)
Sophia = Carrie

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Friday, 19 August 2005 00:50 (twenty years ago)

"Picture it! Sicily 1922" = Carrie's column

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Friday, 19 August 2005 00:56 (twenty years ago)

< pedant > sex AND the city < / pedant >

― s/c (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 19 August 2005 01:08 (twenty years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0007KTBJO.01._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg

― kingfish fucked up his login (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 19 August 2005 01:09 (twenty years ago)

Am I really the first person on ILX to go on a thread without actually knowing anything about what was being discussed?

nothin' wrong with that, just curious why you'd want to visit a thread about shows you've never had any interest in actually watching.

― s/c (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 19 August 2005 01:10 (twenty years ago)

this stuff is probably torrented, for the curious

― kingfish fucked up his login (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 19 August 2005 01:13 (twenty years ago)

i read that as "tormented."

― s/c (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 19 August 2005 02:13 (twenty years ago)

probably a safe bet, too

― kingfish fucked up his login (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 19 August 2005 04:01 (twenty years ago)

just curious why you'd want to visit a thread about shows you've never had any interest in actually watching
Well, Shakey's thread title was excellent, as was his taxonomy and n/a's extension thereof. But leaving that aside, these were cultural phenomena that were all around me that I never quite got, and I thought the good people of ILX might be able to enlighten me- it's the same reason I open Grateful Dead threads.

― k/l (Ken L), Friday, 19 August 2005 12:12 (twenty years ago)

slut = Sue Ann Nivens (BETTY WHITE'S CAREER PEAK; Rhoda doesn't quite work here)
innocent = Ted Baxter
cynic = Lou Grant
sophisticated center = Mary

I can't get this model to work for U2 or the Bush Administration (too many cynics, and W is an ex-slut).

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 19 August 2005 12:33 (twenty years ago)

slut = Bono
innocent = Larry Mullen
cynic = The Edge
sophisticated center = Adam Clayton

― The Ghost of Easy Peasy (Dan Perry), Friday, 19 August 2005 12:36 (twenty years ago)

slut = Michael
innocent = Debbie
cynic = Vicki
sophisticated center = Susanna

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 19 August 2005 12:37 (twenty years ago)

slut = Jack
innocent = Grace
cynic = Karen
sophisticated center = Will

― The Ghost of That Doesn't Work At All! (Dan Perry), Friday, 19 August 2005 12:38 (twenty years ago)

That was my U2 lineup, but i think sluts avoid preaching by defini ... oh wait. It's good.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 19 August 2005 12:38 (twenty years ago)

Perfect, Dr. Morbius. I was trying to do that too, but Murray Slaughter keep confusing me.

Is The Old Couple just Grumpy Old Men without the withere old boobs?

― k/l (Ken L), Friday, 19 August 2005 12:38 (twenty years ago)

slut = Barney
innocent = Stephen
cynic = Gillian
sophisticated center = Peter

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 19 August 2005 12:39 (twenty years ago)

(Ha, I was just about to request someone do that!)

― k/l (Ken L), Friday, 19 August 2005 12:42 (twenty years ago)

slut = Sybil
innocent = Sybil
cynic = Sybil
sophisticated center = Sybil

― The Ghost of (sorry) (Dan Perry), Friday, 19 August 2005 12:43 (twenty years ago)

slut = Dee Dee
innocent = Joey
cynic = Johnny
sophisticated center = Tommy/Marky

― k/l (Ken L), Friday, 19 August 2005 12:43 (twenty years ago)

slut = Joey Beltram
innocent = Moby
cynic = Jeff Mills
sophisticated center = Derrick May

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 19 August 2005 12:47 (twenty years ago)

slut = Ernie
innocent = Jonathan
cynic = David
sophisticated center = Jerry

― k/l (Ken L), Friday, 19 August 2005 12:50 (twenty years ago)

slut = Chris
innocent = Roz
cynic = The Doctor
sophisticated center = Benny

(trust me, it works; it's just an orthogonal take on the word "innnocent")

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 19 August 2005 12:52 (twenty years ago)

slut = Phil Harris
innocent = Jack Benny
cynic = Mary Livingstone
sophisticated center = Rochester

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 19 August 2005 12:55 (twenty years ago)

innocent = arnold
cynic = willis
soph. center = mr. drummond
slut = mrs. garrett

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 19 August 2005 13:11 (twenty years ago)

innocent = webster
cynic = george popadopolous
slut = 'ma'am' (sounds like mom!)
sophisticated center = grandfather clock

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 19 August 2005 13:13 (twenty years ago)

innocent = rudy
cynic = vanessa
slut = theo
sophisticted center = frizzle frazzle

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 19 August 2005 13:18 (twenty years ago)

innocent = donatello
cynic = raphael
slut = michaelangelo
sophisticted center = leonardo

― latebloomer's rectal mocha latte (latebloomer), Friday, 19 August 2005 13:22 (twenty years ago)

the slut = firestar
the "innocent" = grimlock
the cynic = starscream
the sophisticated center = jazz

― stet (stet), Friday, 19 August 2005 13:31 (twenty years ago)

innocent = Sue
cynic = Ben
slut = Johnny
sophisticated center = Reed

That fits so perfectly that it's boring.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 19 August 2005 13:37 (twenty years ago)

slut = florence
innocent = dylan
cynic = dougal
sophisticated center = ermintrude (or me!)

― zebedee (zebedee), Friday, 19 August 2005 13:38 (twenty years ago)

I might switch Sue and Reed, actually.

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 19 August 2005 13:39 (twenty years ago)

slut = Patsy
innocent = Eddie's mother
cynic = Eddie
sophisticated center = Saffron

... Almost works.

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 19 August 2005 13:40 (twenty years ago)

Hmm, I was thinking the Lee/Kirby years specifically, but I could see the switch for 80s and later.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 19 August 2005 13:42 (twenty years ago)

slut = Jerry
innocent = Kramer
cynic = George
sophisticated center = Elaine

― zappi (joni), Friday, 19 August 2005 14:01 (twenty years ago)

Are the P-Funk Allstars actually just Funkadelic without the withere Bootsy?

― k/l (Ken L), Friday, 19 August 2005 14:06 (twenty years ago)

slut = Jerry Lee
innocent = Elvis
cynic = Johnny
sophisticated center = Carl

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 19 August 2005 14:07 (twenty years ago)

Or, from a different point of view:

slut = Elvis
innocent = Scotty
cynic = Bill
sophisticated center = DJ

― k/l (Ken L), Friday, 19 August 2005 14:08 (twenty years ago)

You never wither!

― k/l (Ken L), Friday, 19 August 2005 14:09 (twenty years ago)

Golden Girls was created by Joss Whedon's dad!

NO WAY! I think I love Joss (and his dad) even more now.

― nathalie starts to cry each time we meet (stevie nixed), Friday, 19 August 2005 14:09 (twenty years ago)

I don't even know half of the TV casts/bands/cartoons you guys are mentioning. Saffron? Ermintrude? WTF?

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 19 August 2005 14:09 (twenty years ago)

Ha ha, we did this at rehearsal last night:

the slut = Miss AMP
the "innocent" = Frances
the cynic = Kate
the sophisticated center = Anna

― I Dream Of Sleep (kate), Friday, 19 August 2005 14:12 (twenty years ago)

the slut=Mrs Fawlty
the innocent=Manuel
the cynic=Basil Fawlty
the sophisticated centre=Polly

― Pete (Pete), Friday, 19 August 2005 14:15 (twenty years ago)

the slut= Walker
the innocent= Pyke
the cynic= Frazer
the sophisticated centre= Wilson

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 19 August 2005 14:18 (twenty years ago)

Ha ha, we did this at rehearsal last night:

Hahahah, scarily appropriate, methinks.

The Fawlty Towers one roolz.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 19 August 2005 14:18 (twenty years ago)

the slut=Jack
the innocent=Olive
the cynic=Blakey
the sophisticated centre=Bulter

― Pete (Pete), Friday, 19 August 2005 14:25 (twenty years ago)

I was going to try the M*A*S*H cast, but that could be different from week to week.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 19 August 2005 14:28 (twenty years ago)

the slut = Lou
the innocent = Mo
the cynic = Sterling
the sophisticated center = John

― k/l (Ken L), Friday, 19 August 2005 14:35 (twenty years ago)

the slut = Steve
the innocent = Paul
the cynic = John
the sophisticated center = Glen

― k/l (Ken L), Friday, 19 August 2005 14:36 (twenty years ago)

the slut=Mark Kermode
the innocent=Tom Paulin
the cynic=Mark Lawson
the sophisticated centre=Germaine Greer

― Pete (Pete), Friday, 19 August 2005 14:37 (twenty years ago)

the slut = Chris
the innocent = Bob
the cynic = Paul
the sophisticated center = Tommy

― k/l (Ken L), Friday, 19 August 2005 14:40 (twenty years ago)

the slut = Chris
the innocent = Jay
the cynic = Patrick
the sophisticated center = Andrew

― I Dream Of Sleep (kate), Friday, 19 August 2005 14:41 (twenty years ago)

the slut = cheetara
the "innocent" = lion-o
the cynic = panthro
the sophisticated center = tygra

― melton mowbray (adr), Friday, 19 August 2005 14:58 (twenty years ago)

This really is one of the best threads ever.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 19 August 2005 14:59 (twenty years ago)

slut = Fred
innocent = Velma
cynic = Shaggy
sophisticated center = Daphne

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 19 August 2005 15:00 (twenty years ago)

How can you do the scooby gang, WITHOUT SCOOBY!

slut = Betty
innocent = Barney
cynic = Fred
sophisticated center = wilma

― Pete (Pete), Friday, 19 August 2005 15:01 (twenty years ago)

You wouldn't switch Fred and Daphne?

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 19 August 2005 15:02 (twenty years ago)

slut = knuckles
innocent= tails
cynic = sonic
sophisticated center = dr robotnik

― melton mowbray (adr), Friday, 19 August 2005 15:02 (twenty years ago)

slut = Billy
innocent = Jimmy
cynic = James
spohisticated center = D'Arcy

― The Ghost of In General, The Bass Player Is Always The Sophisticated Center (Dan, Friday, 19 August 2005 15:03 (twenty years ago)

I will die before I call Fred the sophisticated center of anything besides a knuckle sandwich. The degree to which he loves himself is sickening.

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 19 August 2005 15:04 (twenty years ago)

the slut = Fire
the "innocent" = Air
the cynic = Water
the sophisticated center = Earth

― theantmustdance (theantmustdance), Friday, 19 August 2005 15:06 (twenty years ago)

slut = Damon
innocent = Dave
cynic = Graham
spohisticated center = Alex

...I think you may be on to something with this bass player thing!

― I Dream Of Sleep (kate), Friday, 19 August 2005 15:07 (twenty years ago)

Also, the lead singer is almost always the slut.

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 19 August 2005 15:08 (twenty years ago)

slut = Dave
innocent = Andrew
cynic = Alan
sophisticated center = Martin

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 19 August 2005 15:09 (twenty years ago)

the slut = Michelle
the innocent = Cass
the cynic = John
the sophisticated center = Denny

― k/l (Ken L), Friday, 19 August 2005 15:09 (twenty years ago)

slut = Dave
innocent = Andrew
cynic = Alan
sophisticated center = Martin

Hahahah, brilliant.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 19 August 2005 15:11 (twenty years ago)

slut = Wolverine
innocent = Rogue
cynic = prof. Xavier
sophisticated center = Storm

― melton mowbray (adr), Friday, 19 August 2005 15:12 (twenty years ago)

the slut = Charlie Chaplin
the innocent = Mary Pickford
the cynic = DW Griffith
the sophisticated center = Douglas Fairbanks

― k/l (Ken L), Friday, 19 August 2005 15:13 (twenty years ago)

the slut = Barbara Stanwyck
the innocent = Henry Fonda
the cynic = William Demarest
the sophisticated center = Eugene Pallette

― k/l (Ken L), Friday, 19 August 2005 15:15 (twenty years ago)

slut = Robert
innocent = Lol
cynic = Matthieu
sophisticated center = Simon

― The Ghost of Circa 1980 (Dan Perry), Friday, 19 August 2005 15:16 (twenty years ago)

the slut = Margaret Sullavan
the innocent = Jimmy Stewart
the cynic = Joseph Schildkraut
the sophisticated center = Felix Bressart

― k/l (Ken L), Friday, 19 August 2005 15:17 (twenty years ago)

Has anyone shown Quentin Tarantino this thread yet?

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 19 August 2005 15:18 (twenty years ago)

2 Live Crew

slut = Luke
innocent = Fresh Kid Ice aka The Chinaman
cynic = Brother Marquis
sophisticated center = Mr. Mixx

― pappawheelie II, Friday, 19 August 2005 15:18 (twenty years ago)

the slut = Gene Kelly
the innocent = Debbie Reynolds
the cynic = Jean Hagen
the sophisticated center = Donald O'Connor

― k/l (Ken L), Friday, 19 August 2005 15:20 (twenty years ago)

the slut = Michelle
the innocent = Cass
the cynic = John
the sophisticated center = Denny

Ken, I would totally switch Michelle and Cass (whose sexual appetites were legendary).

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 19 August 2005 15:20 (twenty years ago)

K, rock, fine by me.

the slut = Orson Welles
the innocent = Dorothy Comingore
the cynic = Joseph Cotten
the sophisticated center = Everett Sloane

― k/l (Ken L), Friday, 19 August 2005 15:23 (twenty years ago)

the slut = Teri Garr
the innocent = Peter Boyle
the cynic = Gene Wilder
the sophisticated center = Marty Feldman

― k/l (Ken L), Friday, 19 August 2005 15:30 (twenty years ago)

the slut = Ethel
the innocent = Lucy
the cynic = Fred
the sophisticated center = Ricky

― kickitcricket (kickitcricket), Friday, 19 August 2005 15:31 (twenty years ago)

the slut = Ricochet Rabbit
the innocent = Sqiddly Diddly
the cynic = Top Cat
the sophisticated center = Secret Squirrel

― Draw Tipsy, ya hack. (dave225.3), Friday, 19 August 2005 15:33 (twenty years ago)

the slut = Terry Bradshaw
the innocent = Jimmy Johnson
the cynic = Howie Long
the sophisticated center = James Brown

― kickitcricket (kickitcricket), Friday, 19 August 2005 15:35 (twenty years ago)

the slut = Sylvester the Cat
the "innocent" = Tweety Bird
the cynic = Elmer Fudd
the sophisticated center = Bugs Bunny

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Friday, 19 August 2005 15:35 (twenty years ago)

the slut = "baggsy me Eric Cantona"
the "innocent" = "baggsy me Mark Hughes"
the cynic = "baggsy me Peter Schmeichel"
the sophisticated center "baggsy me Ryan Giggs"

― melton mowbray (adr), Friday, 19 August 2005 15:40 (twenty years ago)

By the way, 'the fuck have you all been..?
Why do men hate Sex and the City SOOOO much?

― Draw Tipsy, ya hack. (dave225.3), Friday, 19 August 2005 15:48 (twenty years ago)

Well shit, you just can't beat ILX.

― pappawheelie II, Friday, 19 August 2005 15:50 (twenty years ago)

the slut = Billy Gunn
the "innocent" = Road Dogg
the cynic = X-Pac
the sophisticated center = Triple H

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 19 August 2005 16:12 (twenty years ago)

the slut = Jerry Robinson
the innocent = Dr Hartley
the cynic = Carol Kester
the sophisticated center = Emily

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 19 August 2005 16:18 (twenty years ago)

the slut = Ms. Pac-Man
the innocent = Baby Pac-Man
the cynic = Super Pac-Man
the sophisticated center = Pac-Man

― pappawheelie II, Friday, 19 August 2005 16:22 (twenty years ago)

the slut = Locke
the "innocent" = Walt
the cynic = Jack
the sophisticated center = Sayid

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 19 August 2005 16:23 (twenty years ago)

slut = Bowzer
innocent = Toad
cynic = Luigi
sophisticated center = Mario

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 19 August 2005 16:29 (twenty years ago)

slut = Ken
innocent = Blanka
cynic = Guile
sophisticated center = Ryu

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 19 August 2005 16:30 (twenty years ago)

Dom pwns.

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 19 August 2005 16:30 (twenty years ago)

the slut = this little piggy went to market
the "innocent" = this little piggy stayed home
the cynic = this little piggy had roast beef
the sophisticated center = this little piggy had none

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 19 August 2005 16:31 (twenty years ago)

slut = Kitiara
innocent = Goldmoon
cynic = Tika
sophisticated center = Laurana

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 19 August 2005 16:32 (twenty years ago)

slut = "10 Dollar"
innocent = "Amazon"
cynic = "Hombre"
sophisticated center = "Sunshowers"

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 19 August 2005 16:34 (twenty years ago)

the drunk = Barney
the idiot = Homer
the "foreigner" = Apu
the principal of it all = Skinner

http://www.simpsons-trivia.net/audio/b_sharps.gif

― pappawheelie II, Friday, 19 August 2005 16:35 (twenty years ago)

the slut = Min
the "innocent" = Egwene
the cynic = Aviendha
the sophisticated center = Nynaeve

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 19 August 2005 16:35 (twenty years ago)

slut = Miroku
innocent = Shippo
cynic = Sango
sophisticated center = Kagome

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 19 August 2005 16:49 (twenty years ago)

the slut = Morrissey
the "innocent" = Andy
the cynic = Mike
the sophisticated center = Johnny

― jive session (elwisty), Friday, 19 August 2005 16:54 (twenty years ago)

the slut = Jack Lemmon
the innocent = Marilyn Monroe
the cynic = Tony Curtis
the sophisticated center = Joe E. Brown

― k/l (Ken L), Friday, 19 August 2005 17:30 (twenty years ago)

the slut = Boomhauer
the innocent = Bill
the cynic = Dale
the sophisticated center = Hank

― The Yellow Kid, Friday, 19 August 2005 17:39 (twenty years ago)

the slut = Christopher Moltesanti
the innocent = Silvio Dante
the cynic = Paulie Walnuts
the sophisticated center = Tony Soprano

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 19 August 2005 17:44 (twenty years ago)

the slut = Bubs Daddy
the innocent = Maple Bun
the cynic = Charleston Chew
the sophisticated center = Tootsie Pop, duh.

― Draw Tipsy, ya hack. (dave225.3), Friday, 19 August 2005 18:10 (twenty years ago)

Shannon would be a better slut than Locke, I think.

the slut = Mike
the innocent = Neil
the cynic = Rick
the sophisticated center = Vyv (OK, this doesn't work too well, Balowski?)

― nickn (nickn), Friday, 19 August 2005 18:11 (twenty years ago)

slut = Heather
innocent = Heather
cynic = Heather
sophisticated center = Veronica

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 19 August 2005 18:13 (twenty years ago)

How very, Dan.

― k/l (Ken L), Friday, 19 August 2005 18:20 (twenty years ago)

I couldn't remember their last initials; still, I think it's obvious which Heather is which.

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 19 August 2005 18:23 (twenty years ago)

slut = pap finn
innocent = huck finn
cynic = tom sawyer
sophisticated center = jim

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Friday, 19 August 2005 20:43 (twenty years ago)

slut = isaac asimov
innocent = ray bradbury
cynic = robert heinlein
sophisticated center = arthur c. clarke

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Friday, 19 August 2005 20:44 (twenty years ago)

good lord, what monster hast I unleashed...

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 19 August 2005 20:45 (twenty years ago)

slut = Lolita
innocent = Charlotte
cynic = Quilty
sophisticated center = Humbert Humbert

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 19 August 2005 20:49 (twenty years ago)

slut = Master Shake
innocent = Meatwad
cynic = Carl
sophisticated center = Frylock

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Friday, 19 August 2005 20:52 (twenty years ago)

slut = Prince Paul
innocent = Mase
cynic = Posdnuos
sophisticated center = Trugoy

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 19 August 2005 20:53 (twenty years ago)

slut = Steerforth
innocent = Emily P
cynic = Mr. Murdstone
sophisticated center = David C

― k/l (Ken L), Friday, 19 August 2005 21:03 (twenty years ago)

slut = Gertrude
innocent = Ophelia
cynic = Claudius
sophisticated center = Horatio

― k/l (Ken L), Friday, 19 August 2005 21:07 (twenty years ago)

I guess that doesn't quite work- I left out the star!

― k/l (Ken L), Friday, 19 August 2005 21:07 (twenty years ago)

Have we done ILXors yet? (tears before sunset, etc).

― nickn (nickn), Friday, 19 August 2005 21:13 (twenty years ago)

slut = Fleshlight
innocent = Roffle
cynic = Fuck Washing a Hat
sophisticated center = Get one Life

― Draw Tipsy, ya hack. (dave225.3), Friday, 19 August 2005 21:17 (twenty years ago)

hahahahah

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Saturday, 20 August 2005 01:51 (twenty years ago)

the slut = Professor Griff
the innocent = Flavor Flav
the cynic = Chuck D
the sophisticated center = Terminator X

― donut floccinaucinihilipilification (donut), Saturday, 20 August 2005 04:46 (twenty years ago)

the slut = Eazy
the innocent = Yella
the cynic = Ren
the sophisticated center = Dre

― donut floccinaucinihilipilification (donut), Saturday, 20 August 2005 04:47 (twenty years ago)

the slut = Curly
the innocent = Larry
the cynic = Moe
the sophisticated center = Shemp

― Behold I will do a New Thing Chapel JESUS IS LORD (Matt Chesnut), Saturday, 20 August 2005 04:55 (twenty years ago)

the slut = Mannie
the innocent = the fat one they killed off when Rick went bananers
the cynic = Paige
the sophisticated center = Emma

― Behold I will do a New Thing Chapel JESUS IS LORD (Matt Chesnut), Saturday, 20 August 2005 04:57 (twenty years ago)

the slut = Lil Scrappy
the innocent = the Eastside Boyz
the cynic = Lil Jon
the sophisticated center = Trillville

― Behold I will do a New Thing Chapel JESUS IS LORD (Matt Chesnut), Saturday, 20 August 2005 04:58 (twenty years ago)

the slut = Drew Rosenhaus
the innocent = Donovan McNabb
the cynic = Terrell Owens
the sophisticated center = Andy Reid

― Behold I will do a New Thing Chapel JESUS IS LORD (Matt Chesnut), Saturday, 20 August 2005 05:04 (twenty years ago)

the slut = Al Gore
the innocent = Michael Dukakis
the cynic = George McGovern
the sophisticated center = Adlai Stevenson

― Behold I will do a New Thing Chapel JESUS IS LORD (Matt Chesnut), Saturday, 20 August 2005 05:14 (twenty years ago)

the slut = Tucker Carlson
the innocent = Paul Begala
the cynic = Bob Novak
the sophisticated center = James Carville

― Behold I will do a New Thing Chapel JESUS IS LORD (Matt Chesnut), Saturday, 20 August 2005 05:23 (twenty years ago)

slut = bernstein
innocent = woodward
cynic = deep throat
sophisticated center = ben bradlee

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Saturday, 20 August 2005 06:13 (twenty years ago)

the slut = Ben Franklin
the innocent = James Madison
the cynic = Alexander Hamilton
the sophisticated center = Thomas Jefferson

― Behold I will do a New Thing Chapel JESUS IS LORD (Matt Chesnut), Saturday, 20 August 2005 06:16 (twenty years ago)

the slut = Pat Robertson
the innocent = ???
the cynic = Jerry Falwell
the sophisticated center = Jmaes Dobson

― Behold I will do a New Thing Chapel JESUS IS LORD (Matt Chesnut), Saturday, 20 August 2005 06:17 (twenty years ago)

That's it, I'm referring to Dobson from now on as Jmaes (juh-MAYS).

― Behold I will do a New Thing Chapel JESUS IS LORD (Matt Chesnut), Saturday, 20 August 2005 06:24 (twenty years ago)

the slut = laurie
the "innocent" = red
the cynic = kitty
the sophisticated center = eric

― sunny successor (he hates my guts, we had a fight) (katharine), Saturday, 20 August 2005 15:28 (twenty years ago)

the slut = Pat Robertson
the innocent = ???
the cynic = Jerry Falwell
the sophisticated center = Jmaes Dobson

Tammy Faye?

― The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Saturday, 20 August 2005 15:42 (twenty years ago)

the slut = harry
the innocent = danny
the cynic = tom fletcher
the sophisticated center = dougie

― spontine (cis), Saturday, 20 August 2005 16:26 (twenty years ago)

slut = Hooky
innocent = Gillian
cynic = Barney
sophisticated center = Steven

― JimD (JimD), Saturday, 20 August 2005 16:47 (twenty years ago)

I can't make this work for Friends, Joey is a slut AND an innocent, and there's no sophisticated centre.

― JimD (JimD), Saturday, 20 August 2005 16:51 (twenty years ago)

the monkey, maybe?

― spontine (cis), Saturday, 20 August 2005 16:53 (twenty years ago)

the slut = Vince Neil
the innocent = Tommy Lee
the cynic = Mick Mars
the sophisticated center = Nikki Sixx

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 20 August 2005 17:09 (twenty years ago)

the slut = Simon
the innocent = Louis
the cynic = Sharon
the sophisticated center = Kate Thornton

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 20 August 2005 17:17 (twenty years ago)

the slut = Kirk
the innocent = Chekov
the cynic = McCoy
the sophisticated center = Spock

― I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Saturday, 20 August 2005 17:18 (twenty years ago)

slut = Riker
innocent = Geordie
cynic = Worf
sophisticated center = Picard

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Saturday, 20 August 2005 17:21 (twenty years ago)

slut = Face
innocent = Murdoch
cynic = B.A.
sophisticated center = Hannibal

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Saturday, 20 August 2005 17:22 (twenty years ago)

slut = Bo
innocent = Daisy
cynic = Uncle Jesse
sophisticated center = Luke

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Saturday, 20 August 2005 17:23 (twenty years ago)

the slut = Bret Michaels
the innocent = Bobby Dall
the cynic = C.C. DeVille
the sophisticated center = Rikki Rockett

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 20 August 2005 17:27 (twenty years ago)

no wait, switch Rikki and CC

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 20 August 2005 17:29 (twenty years ago)

Dan, don't you think Data is a better innocent? Especially since he is bridge crew?

― I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Saturday, 20 August 2005 17:58 (twenty years ago)

slut: Sabin
innocent: Edgar
cynic: Strago
sophisticated center: Terra

― poortheatre (poortheatre), Saturday, 20 August 2005 18:08 (twenty years ago)

I forgot Data existed!

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Saturday, 20 August 2005 18:10 (twenty years ago)

three weeks pass...

slut: Dennis Wilson
innocent: Brian Wilson
cynic: Mike Love
sophisticated center: Carl Wilson

― Kim Scarborough, Friday, 16 September 2005 17:38 (twenty years ago)

the slut = S.M.
the "innocent" = Mark Ibold
the cynic = Spiral Stairs
the sophisticated center = Nast

― Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 16 September 2005 18:57 (twenty years ago)

four months pass...

Dallas:

slut: J.R.
innocent: Bobby
cynic: Sue Ellen
sophisticated center: Pam

Knots Landing:

slut: Abby
innocent: Valene
cynic: Laura
sophisticated center: Karen

Farscape:

slut: Chiana
innocent: John Crichton
cynic: Rygel
sophisticated center: Aeryn Sun

Widows:

slut: Linda
innocent: Shirley
cynic: Bella
sophisticated center: Dolly

Blake's 7:

slut: Servalan
innocent: Blake
cynic: Vila
sophisticated center: Avon

― Ben Mott (Ben Mott), Saturday, 4 February 2006 13:22 (nineteen years ago)

Whither boobs indeed!

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Saturday, 4 February 2006 15:28 (nineteen years ago)

Such a beautiful thread.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 4 February 2006 15:29 (nineteen years ago)

for some reason i'd always thought anthony started this thread

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Saturday, 4 February 2006 16:12 (nineteen years ago)

I saw this "Sex and the City=Golden Girls" meme on the label of a bottle of vitamin water last weekend.

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 08:07 (nineteen years ago)

YES IT WAS AN OLD MARGARET CHO ROUTINE BY THE TIME THIS THREAD WAS STARTED EVEN

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 08:23 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahaha oh snap

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 16:13 (nineteen years ago)

the slut = Steph
the innocent = Arthur
the cynic = Rick
the sophisticated center = Joey Jeremiah

― James Ward (jamesmichaelward), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 17:35 (nineteen years ago)

people watch margaret cho routines?

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

slut: stevie nicks
innocent: john mcvie
cynic: lindsey buckingham
sophisticated center: christine mcvie

(i don't know who mick fleetwood gets to be)

― bald mommy is sure to fail (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 3 April 2006 15:03 (nineteen years ago)

Stanford?

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Monday, 3 April 2006 15:13 (nineteen years ago)

slut: alvin
innocent: theodore
cynic: simon
sophisticated center: dave

― A|ex P@reene (Pareene), Monday, 3 April 2006 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

slut: robert plant
innocent: john bonham
cynic: jimmy page
sophisticated center: john paul jones

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 3 April 2006 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

two months pass...

slut = Jerry
innocent = Kramer
cynic = George
sophisticated center = Elaine

Swap Jerry and Elaine duh.

― Werner Herzog Netflix Quine (ex machina), Friday, 23 June 2006 21:39 (nineteen years ago)

duh indeed.

also i'm too lazy to read that whole thread but i think sjp/carrie bradshaw do not even come CLOSE to the awesomeness that is dorothy/bea arthur! the other ones pretty much work though.

― tehresa, who will here remain anonymous (tehresa), Friday, 23 June 2006 21:48 (nineteen years ago)

slut: Bryce (pimps out his haxxor skillz for approval)
innocent: Max Headroom
cynic: Edison Carter
sophisticated center: Theora

I can't make a compelling argument for who's who in The Wizard of Oz but Toto is clearly the cynic. He's a shrew assessor of character and brooks no bullshit.

― slugbuggy (slugbuggy), Saturday, 24 June 2006 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

shredw.

― slugbuggy (slugbuggy), Saturday, 24 June 2006 22:02 (nineteen years ago)

innocent = webster
cynic = george popadopolous
slut = 'ma'am' (sounds like mom!)
sophisticated center = grandfather clock
-- mark p (mark......), August 19th, 2005

how dare you say that about my almost mom!

slut: Ricky
innocent: Bubbles
cynic: Mr Leahy
"sophisticated" center: Julian

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 24 June 2006 22:02 (nineteen years ago)

Did you nearly get the Emannuel Lewis part, or something?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 24 June 2006 22:14 (nineteen years ago)

despite the uncanny resemblance, no.

― Kim (Kim), Sunday, 25 June 2006 14:42 (nineteen years ago)

the slut = Keller
the innocent = Beecher
the cynic = Augustus
the sophisticated center = Said

― milo z (mlp), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 03:45 (nineteen years ago)

Whither boobs indeed!

-- Abbadavid Berman (Hurtingchie...), February 4th, 2006.

Hahaha, when I saw this thread pop up in new answers, I initially thought to make this same joke, having no memory that I already had.

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 03:54 (nineteen years ago)

eight months pass...

http://www.gothamist.com/2007/03/19/bill_makes_appe.php

― gabbneb, Monday, 19 March 2007 16:21 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

the slut = john mccain
the innocent = sarah palin
the cynic = joe biden
the sophisticated center = barack obama

― metametadata (n/a), Thursday, 13 November 2008 20:41 (seventeen years ago)

two years pass...

I love this thread

― fat fat fat fat Usher (DJP), Thursday, 14 April 2011 20:57 (fourteen years ago)

slut - Leyton Hewitt
Innocent - Pat Rafter
Cynic - Pat Cash
SC - John Newcombe

Slut - Andrew Peacock
Innocent - John Hewson
Cynic - John Howard
SC - Peter Costello

S - Sydney
I - Adelaide
C - Brisbane
SC - Melbourne

S - Melb Herald Sun
I - Financial Review
C - Sydney Morning Herald
SC - Australian

S - Collingwood
I - Geelong
C - Essendon
SC - Hawthorn

S - 10
I - SBS
C - 7
SC - ABC

― Fred Nerk, Friday, 15 April 2011 11:27 (fourteen years ago)

eight years pass...

lol this thread

― brigadier pudding (DJP), Friday, 25 October 2019 17:50 (six years ago)

withere boobs

― sarahell, Friday, 25 October 2019 17:54 (six years ago)

great revive

― non-euclidean lenin (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 25 October 2019 18:00 (six years ago)

eleven months pass...

Doesn’t quite work in zing :(

― Garu’s Got a Rona (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 14 October 2020 20:57 (five years ago)

ffs

― Garu’s Got a Rona (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 14 October 2020 20:57 (five years ago)

withere boobs

― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Wednesday, 14 October 2020 21:05 (five years ago)

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