Where Does London End?

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Explain to me "being Northern".

I'm not talking about the actual political/physical boundaries of the city - be it Zone 1, the Circle Line, the M25, Post Codes or what. I'm asking where *your* personal map of London begins and ends.

This came up because the other night in Hammersmith, Emsk and I were waiting at the bus stop, and I made a comment about "God, it's going to take ages to get back to London." She thought I was joking, then we both realised that I was not. I don't think of Hammersmith as part of London - basically anything past about Marble Arch is "The West".

So I was trying to think where my other boundaries were... Hackney is London, though that has changed since my friends started moving there. London used to end at Kingsland Road - now the boundary has moved east, so that Mare St is where London ends. Brixton is London, Streatham isn't. (Maybe the South Circular is a boundary for me?)

North is really fuzzy for me. Harringey/gay and Muswell Hill are London. Wood Green isn't.

Is it about familiarity? Or is it about boundaries, physical or political? Age, size and architecture of the neighbourhood/buildings? Or is it something else?

Where does London end?

Luminiferous Aether (kate), Friday, 2 September 2005 06:47 (twenty years ago)

No, it's not a Gareth thread.

Luminiferous Aether (kate), Friday, 2 September 2005 06:51 (twenty years ago)

Streatham is part of London, even if it's on the extreme southern rim and historically a resting point for stagecoaches halfway between London Proper and Croydon. Once you get past Norbury the feeling of non-Londonness in the air is palpable.

Then again, both Iain Sinclair and I would argue that Oxford is part of London...

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 2 September 2005 07:01 (twenty years ago)

When I was a kid, I always thought that London started where the neon lucozade bottle was, on the m4 flyover.

Years later, when I worked at the building next door to it, I found that geographically it was almost exactly the border of Middlesex and London.

mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 2 September 2005 07:09 (twenty years ago)

Iain Sinclair's theory about the Thames spine that links Oxford and London is that London is where all the money is made and Oxford where all the thinking and contemplation takes place, both before and after you've made your dough. One pays for/justifies the other.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 2 September 2005 07:17 (twenty years ago)

If you get to vote for the Mayor of London, you're in London.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 2 September 2005 07:18 (twenty years ago)

I'd say Croydon and Bromley and places were part of London anyway, but that's because I want it to be the biggest city in the world.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 2 September 2005 07:19 (twenty years ago)

According to the IOC London encompasses both Weymouth and Manchester.

Matt (Matt), Friday, 2 September 2005 07:22 (twenty years ago)

Nothing West of Marble Arch/Victoria is "London" to me. Perhaps it's because I rarely go there, perhaps it's because I hate it.

South of the Thames, the psychological border wobbles a lot more. Crystal Palace is London, Camberwell and Catford are London. Dulwich is definitely *NOT* London. Lewisham I'm not sure if it's London or if it's its own place, like Croydon. Streatham feels separated from London by the South Circular and Brixton Hill. Tooting is London, though, because it is on the Tube. (This is not always an indication, though - Hackney is London and it does not have a tube either.)

Luminiferous Aether (kate), Friday, 2 September 2005 07:23 (twenty years ago)

I found that geographically it was almost exactly the border of Middlesex and London.

B-b-but I thought Middlesex didn't technically exist anymore! Am I not right in saying that it was kinda assimilated into London and Hertfordshire about 10 years ago? And then the Middx locals rebelled against the Post Office and Ordnance Survey and doggedly continued to call their homestead Middlesex, even though it's not...or something.

My dad confused me yesterday by querying my work address, in Ealing, saying that it shouldn't have London in it despite its W5 postcode.

So, for me, London = London postcode. London definitely != London phone number, cos that would include all manner of completely notLondon places like Sidcup and Croydon and so forth.

CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Friday, 2 September 2005 07:24 (twenty years ago)

It's inner London and outer London, innit. Places like Croydon, Enfield, Ealing, Bromley are all London, they're just outer London. The real question is where does outer London start? In 1996 we moved from Camden to Archway and we were troubled by the feeling that we'd moved out of inner London (especially as the phone number changed from a 7 area to an 8 area), but I reckon Archway is probably on the edge. Later I lived in Hendon, and that was definitely outer. Crouch End was like a magical village in a valley with inner London just a short walk away over the hills (well, a bit like that).

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Friday, 2 September 2005 07:27 (twenty years ago)

Archway is a liminal zone, it's like the gate out of London - it even feels like it with that giant arch. Perhaps I think of it that way because it's always the way that we used to drive out of London going on tour, and once we got up that hill, we felt like we were outside London.

I am interested in the idea of "inner London" and "outer London" because the 6-zone tube always seemed quite wrong to me. Two zone is more like it.

Ealing is SOOOOO not London.

Luminiferous Aether (kate), Friday, 2 September 2005 07:30 (twenty years ago)

I think the further out you go, the more psychological barriers you cross. When your phone number becomes 0208, your post code begins with HA or CR or something, when you're on the other side of the north circular, then your Londoness is diluted, but it's still there. Coming from the opposite direction, when I was growing up, as soon as the train got into Enfield as far as I was concerned I was in London.

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Friday, 2 September 2005 07:31 (twenty years ago)

(When I was really little, London was all about colour - you knew you were in London when the busses turned from Green (Herts) to Red (London). And I thought you could tell central London from greater London because the cabs turned from black to red when you got to the centre. I've no idea where I got this idea from.)

((Cheshunt always felt like greater London, too, even though it was officially outside London - it was only outside the M25 because my dad moved the M25. The locals thought it was definitely *not* London, but my mum insisted it was, and treated it as such. The neighbours still talk about the way she would just chuck all the local kids in the back of her VW van and drive them down to museums))

Luminiferous Aether (kate), Friday, 2 September 2005 07:33 (twenty years ago)

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Enfield is even CALLED End-field because that's where London ends. ;-)

Luminiferous Aether (kate), Friday, 2 September 2005 07:34 (twenty years ago)

I spent some years in Cheshunt when I was v.v. small. I seem to recall london as being a mysterious and faroff place.

Matt (Matt), Friday, 2 September 2005 07:38 (twenty years ago)

The thing I like about London is the diversity, that you can stick Dulwich next to Peckham and have them feel like different worlds.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 2 September 2005 07:45 (twenty years ago)

I think to Native English, Cheshunt -> London is mysterious and far-off. My mum grew up in Africa, with a different sense of scale. She drove a library van for a while, so she thought nothing of getting in a car and driving 3 hours was "close" - some kind of scale as America. So to her, Cheshunt -> London was closer than driving from the Transkei to the Ciskei.

Luminiferous Aether (kate), Friday, 2 September 2005 07:46 (twenty years ago)

Ealing is sooo London. It has a tube station and everything.

And it's sort of 'inside' on the tube map. Ealing Broadway! C'mon!

mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 2 September 2005 07:51 (twenty years ago)

When I first moved to London, Camberwell didn't feel like it was london as it took so bloomin long to get there.

I always find that when i tell foreigners, or even people who haven't been to london, that I live in London, they always expect me to live right in the centre of town or very close, in places like pimlico or kensington. they have no idea of the sprawl that is London now.

Vicky (Vicky), Friday, 2 September 2005 07:55 (twenty years ago)

(Anyway, this is not a debate about what "is" or "isn't" London objectively, it's about your own personal London map. And in mine, anything West of Marble Arch/Victoria is Not London. I know this includes Kensington, Chelsea, Notting Hell, Belgravia, etc. But as far as I'm concerned, you can draw a line that starts at Park Lane and continues along Edgeware Road, and anything to the West of that is Not Really London.)

Luminiferous Aether (kate), Friday, 2 September 2005 07:58 (twenty years ago)

It's kind of strange, as someone who lives in Muswell Hill and used to live in Wood Green, that Kate thinks MH is London and WG isn't! WG is gritty and urban, MH is a wannabe Highgate with no tube station (which I personally have no problem with, I like it there).

Colonel Poo (Colonel Poo), Friday, 2 September 2005 08:04 (twenty years ago)

Me, I'm the opposite (quelle surprise, eh?). I have a mental block about any parts of London whose postcode begins with an E. Anything east of Liverpool Street station I start to silently panic, don't feel at home - not even in Walthamstow which I now know fairly well. Whereas anything to the west could accurately be described as My London, not just because I have in the past lived in Chelsea and Chiswick, not just because the western road leads to Oxford, not just because that's where the best record shops are (i.e. Portobello and environs), not just because that's where I spent the best years of my NHS career, but...well, a combination of all of these. West London feels comfortable and cosy to me; East London harsh and edgy. Even Streatham is tolerable by virtue of its having an SW postcode.

Dulwich also counts as part of My London 'cos I also lived in East Dulwich for a bit when I worked at KCH, and our Xmas/summer parties were always held at the Griffin Sports Club. So it's all part of my experience of London.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 2 September 2005 08:05 (twenty years ago)

See, MH *looks* like London, with its streets of Victorian buildings. But WG, with its shopping mall and its multiplex cinema and horrible high street doesn't even look like England.

Luminiferous Aether (kate), Friday, 2 September 2005 08:12 (twenty years ago)

(Also, I've known more people who lived in Wood Green/Friern Barnet (sp?) and that didn't even make it "more London")

Luminiferous Aether (kate), Friday, 2 September 2005 08:13 (twenty years ago)

> Nothing West of Marble Arch/Victoria is "London" to me. Perhaps it's because I rarely go there, perhaps it's because I hate it.

*SOBS*

that's a pity because i was thinking of coming to the gig on saturday but now i find i live too far away... 8)

koogs (koogs), Friday, 2 September 2005 08:22 (twenty years ago)

East London is a complete mystery and I couldn't even begin to guess where ESSEX begins. Tooting is London but I'm not sure that Morden is. Sutton and Croydon definitely aren't. West I'll go as far as Richmond. North, not much past Alexandra Palace.

Pete W (peterw), Friday, 2 September 2005 08:23 (twenty years ago)

Friern Barnet is a different kettle of fish altogether. It's north of the North Circular for a start, which I think is my personal boundary line. And it's way more suburban than Wood Green.

Muswell Hill does have nice buildings though. I live in a converted Victorian house, I assume in what would have been servants' quarters as we're on the top floor. Must have been a HUGE house.

Wood Green High St doesn't look much different to me to lots of other High St/Rds in London - Kilburn High Rd, Tottenham etc.

Colonel Poo (Colonel Poo), Friday, 2 September 2005 08:24 (twenty years ago)

Awww, sorry, Koogy. I should say that I have actually spent lots of time visiting friends in West London, Hammersmith and Notting Hell and all that, and have even played several gigs out there! But it's still Not London.

(Please come, even though it's a Very Long Way!)

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Luminiferous Aether (kate), Friday, 2 September 2005 08:28 (twenty years ago)

Essex begins at the River Lee or Lea! Simple! It is the Boundary!

Wood Green High St doesn't look much different to me to lots of other High St/Rds in London - Kilburn High Rd, Tottenham etc.

Well, see, Tottenham is Not London. Kilburn is a liminal zone, as half of it is on the wrong side of the Edgeware Rd. Wood Green High Street looks like Birmingham or something.

Luminiferous Aether (kate), Friday, 2 September 2005 08:30 (twenty years ago)

London used to end at the Thames for me. I'm gradually coming round to the curious notion of a 'south' London though.

robster (robster), Friday, 2 September 2005 08:31 (twenty years ago)

I subconsciously think of London as everywhere I go regularly, so I don't count much of the west: am slightly less rigorous than Kate, I think my dividing line is the left-hand side of the Circle Line (got to include the Royal China in Bayswater, you see). This also means that I conceptualise outlying pockets of London in the middle of non-London: Kilburn, for example, where I go quite often and which I really like; and Wimbledon, because it's quite clear that I have to live in the same city as the tennis tournament. On the other hand, Camden is a pocket of non-London in the middle of London. I try to think of it as non-England actually, or preferably non-earth. Camden is HELL.

Elsewhere I stick to Zone 2 I guess with a few exceptions for Zone 3. If you are outside Zone 3 you are DEFINITELY not in London.

The epicentre of London is clearly the east, too. Bow, Hackney, Dalston, Shoreditch, Bethnal Green. I might be kind and include Clerkenwell in the east cos it's got Fabric in it.

The Lex (The Lex), Friday, 2 September 2005 08:35 (twenty years ago)

post code wise on the cardinal points of the compass,
london has N1, E1, W1

S1 belongs to Sheffield town centre! why is this?

willdabeast, Friday, 2 September 2005 08:35 (twenty years ago)

Oh yes, like Rob I am highly suspicious of the concept of a London existing south of the river, though I suppose I am coming round to Peckham. Greenwich especially feels very unLondonlike.

The Lex (The Lex), Friday, 2 September 2005 08:37 (twenty years ago)

Northern boundary - my school in Brick Lane, Enfield.

Southern Boundary - Thornton Heath, where my Auntie Daphne lives.

Western Boundary - er, um, dunno, Heathrow possibly?

Eastern Boundary - probably Walthamstow, with a long thin non-pan-supporting-oh-shit-I've-just-scalded-myslef panhandle out to Ilford.

But of course it is MUCH MORE COMPLICATED THAN THAT because there are big areas within this which aren't London, making my London as holey as an Emmental cheese. The South East hardly exists at all, for example. What is this Lewisham of which you speak? Or indeed Deptford?

MarkH (MarkH), Friday, 2 September 2005 08:37 (twenty years ago)

Ilford is not bloody London. I once passed out dozed off on a night bus and ended up there. It was unlike any place I have been to before or since.

The Lex (The Lex), Friday, 2 September 2005 08:40 (twenty years ago)

I spent quite a while as a kid growing up in the Colindale/Burnt Oak area of Barnet and to my childhood brain, proper London was only really the stuff you'd see on postcards. The rest was all just humdrum hubbub basking in its glow. If you couldn't buy a stick of London rock in the newsagents there, it didn't really count.

NickB (NickB), Friday, 2 September 2005 08:42 (twenty years ago)

Well, I always loved London, the bits I know.

On the other hand, we took a bus back to Euston station after the busted gig w/kids at Wembley Arena, and looking at the bits inbetween, I had to say it looked crap. But then, does it actually look any different to the parts of london I know reasonably well? The crap you know vs the crap you dont. Answers on a postcard...

mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 2 September 2005 08:43 (twenty years ago)

Where does Crouch End?

NickB (NickB), Friday, 2 September 2005 08:45 (twenty years ago)

My disbelief in West London, I think, dates from early childhood. Because we lived in the Eastern bit of Herts, we always approached London down the A10 and into the East. Cheshunt faced east - our local hospital was in Essex. My mum went to college in Cambridge.

Clerkenwell is East because it's EC1. I've lived on both sides of the dividing line, EC1 and WC1 and liked EC better.

Camden is SOOOO London. It's as London as Soho or Shoreditch. Just a different kind of London.

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Luminiferous Aether (kate), Friday, 2 September 2005 08:45 (twenty years ago)

Greenwich is London because it has all those imposing white marble buildings, like a Southern counterpoint to Whitehall. Likewise Blackheath, which otherwise wouldn't be, because it is the Southern counterpoint to Hampstead.

I'm not sure about Hampstead, though. Swiss Cottage is definitely London because I've lived there. Camden is London, as is Highgate. But there is a hole around the top end of Hampstead Heath which is not really London. Probably because there are bits you can stand and not see any buildings at all. Hampstead Village is London, much though they'd like it not to be.

Luminiferous Aether (kate), Friday, 2 September 2005 08:48 (twenty years ago)

I secretly get very annoyed whenever the London media reports about Watford FC as if they were a London club. Watford is definitely not London and I will not fall for the propaganda that says otherwise. And as for Luton...

Pete W (peterw), Friday, 2 September 2005 08:49 (twenty years ago)

When I'm coming into London (by train), I always think it *really* starts at Bounds Green.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Friday, 2 September 2005 08:51 (twenty years ago)

Agreed, Watford is not London.

mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 2 September 2005 08:51 (twenty years ago)

I guess there's no case for Uxbridge, right?

mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 2 September 2005 08:52 (twenty years ago)

As you approach it from the North (i.e. on the M1), London for me begins as soon as you can see Mill Hill Broadway BR station.

As you depart it from the South (e.g. on the London-Brighton train), London for me demonstrably ends at Norbury.

As you come in from the West (on the M40), London for me begins at Hillingdon Station.

Liz's funeral was, incredibly, the first time I had ever come into London from the East.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 2 September 2005 08:52 (twenty years ago)

I still get confused on my way to my parents when I see the Underground station at Amersham. That definitely shouldn't really be there.

NickB (NickB), Friday, 2 September 2005 08:56 (twenty years ago)

When Time Out did their "London Declares Independence" issue a couple of years ago, they drew up a map with all of the capital's Harvesters on it, linked them all with straight lines, then said anything inside the circle was in London.

The idea was that Harvesters can only exist in the suburbs, not in the metropolis.

Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Friday, 2 September 2005 08:56 (twenty years ago)

B-b-b-but!!! ::sputters:: Watford is clearly where The North starts, and nothing to do with London at all!

All of those far west stations (Amersham, Hillingdon) on the Metropolitan line do not count as they are NOT EVEN IN A NUMBERED ZONE AT ALL!!!

I remember that Harvesters thing. I think there's one near Morden Hall. (Which is definitely country, not London) There might be one on the way to Herne Hill, too. Herne Hill is London. Tulse Hill and West Norwood are not. Though it starts being London again at about Gypsy Hill because Crystal Palace is London.

Luminiferous Aether (kate), Friday, 2 September 2005 09:04 (twenty years ago)

It could equally be argued that Streatham is not London because of its MegaBowl incorporating McCluski's Bar which is only to be found otherwise in Dudley and somewhere else I've conveniently forgotten.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 2 September 2005 09:09 (twenty years ago)

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Come, come, Tulse Hill is way more London than Herne Hill. And Crystal Palace is Croydon, and therefore not London in the slightest.

Pete W (peterw), Friday, 2 September 2005 09:11 (twenty years ago)

As this thread is clearly about everyone's PERSONAL idea of where London is and isn't I fail to see why we are arguing at all.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 2 September 2005 09:13 (twenty years ago)

Hmmmmmmmmm (Ponders End)

Raymond Douglas Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 2 September 2005 09:16 (twenty years ago)

I think these are the limits of London for me.

North: The North Circular actually makes a decent divide - from Hendon to Finchley, letting in Wood Green and Lower Edmonton (though it feels a bit harsh to not include Southgate, but then you have to include Barnet which as any fewl know is full of bumpkins brandishing pitchforks and tending their herds of apes - it's a toughie).

NorthEast: Walthamstow, easy.

East: East Ham. I don't think of Barking as London - it sounds like a county innit.

SouthEast: Hither Green - Thamesmead

South: Croydon feels too much like a big town in it's own right. I'll say Morden and everything parallel.

SouthWest: Wimbledon - Richmond (District Line is LAW)

West: I'd draw the line just before Ealing, so lovely West Acton (I can hear Jel wincing from here).

NorthWest: Nothing NW of Harlesden and North Acton really feels like LONDON as it's just suburban sprawl from thereon.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 2 September 2005 09:36 (twenty years ago)

What I'm finding most interesting is what people think "feels like" London. To me, London is all about rows and rows of brick Victorian row houses. Marble edifices and skyscrapes/flock of bats are OK in the very centre. It's when houses start to be detached or even semi-detached, rather than row houses, that it starts to feel "not London" to me.

Luminiferous Aether (kate), Friday, 2 September 2005 09:40 (twenty years ago)

north: north circular (e-finchley-tottenham)
northeast: walthamstow/wanstead
east: between west and east ham
south east: charlton-lewisham-edulwich
south: herne hill-balham
southwest: wandsworth
west: ravenscourt pk, shepherds bush
northwest: harlesden, golders green (thuogh this area i know the least)

charltonlido (gareth), Friday, 2 September 2005 09:45 (twenty years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/048626551X.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 2 September 2005 10:01 (twenty years ago)

My view is that London stops at the point where fields start - actual empty areas of land that aren't parks, commons, brownfield sites or back gardens, areas that *could* be built on if the city were to expand further, but haven't been. As I can only really speak for my quarter (SW London), I'd say this means that London ends at the Hook underpass on the A3.

Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 2 September 2005 10:12 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, but there are enforced areas of fields - the green belt - all around London. Well, at least the Northern bits that I've seen on the way to Herts.

Luminiferous Aether (kate), Friday, 2 September 2005 10:13 (twenty years ago)

And anyway, that includes tons of suburbs and suburbs are not city by their very definition!

Luminiferous Aether (kate), Friday, 2 September 2005 10:14 (twenty years ago)

When we were looking for a flat in 2003 Isabel found one in Colliers Wood, and I went and had a look at it, and there were various things wrong with it but most especially I simply could not persuade myself that if I lived there I would be living in London. I grew up in Surrey and Colliers Wood still felt like Surrey, a scraggy part of Ewell maybe.

So I walked north, having little better to do, and crossed the bridge between Colliers Wood and Tooting Broadway tubes. And immediately it felt more like London, so I went to an estate agent and found a flat there instead. Ever since I've thought of myself as living pretty much on the southern boundary of London: London ends at the flower and pet shop where I buy hay.

East I don't know about at all.

West I'm more generous, I know about it from coming down on the Oxford Tube, and so Oxford ends in the limbo of Lewknor Turn and London begins with the Brewmaster pub in Hillingdon. Actually, no - West London has a variable boundary based on how congested Western Avenue is - when the queues start, there starts the city.

North - the exact boundaries I'm unsure of. Wood Green is definitely in London, Southgate probably isn't, Cockfosters = you must be joking.

Tom (Groke), Friday, 2 September 2005 10:15 (twenty years ago)

>> North: The North Circular actually makes a decent divide - from Hendon to Finchley, letting in Wood Green and Lower Edmonton (though it feels a bit harsh to not include Southgate, but then you have to include Barnet which as any fewl know is full of bumpkins brandishing pitchforks and tending their herds of apes - it's a toughie).

Lower Edmonton is north of the North Circular. You mean Upper Edmonton (sorry to be pedantic!)

Colonel Poo (Colonel Poo), Friday, 2 September 2005 10:15 (twenty years ago)

I know that bridge you mean, Tom. And that, to me, is definitely where London ends. However, it also ends as you cross Tooting Common via Tooting Bec and there's horses trotting by. It ends about by the Lido.

Luminiferous Aether (kate), Friday, 2 September 2005 10:19 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, but there are enforced areas of fields - the green belt - all around London

Fine - makes defining it that much easier!

And anyway, that includes tons of suburbs and suburbs are not city by their very definition!

Well in that case, I'll go for Aldgate, Moorgate, Ludgate, Cripplegate, Newgats, Bishopsgate and Aldersgate.

Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 2 September 2005 10:20 (twenty years ago)

There's an old-skool roadsign at the junction outside Tooting Broadway tube that points to Wandsworth, Wimbledon and London.

Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Friday, 2 September 2005 10:23 (twenty years ago)

> B-b-b-but!!! ::sputters:: Watford is clearly where The North starts, and nothing to do with London at all!

are you confusing Watford with The Watford Gap here?

http://www.cbrd.co.uk/roadsfaq/#4412

koogs (koogs), Friday, 2 September 2005 10:23 (twenty years ago)

(I was making a joke.)

Luminiferous Aether (kate), Friday, 2 September 2005 10:24 (twenty years ago)

kate has a very weird idea of london!

ken c (ken c), Friday, 2 September 2005 10:30 (twenty years ago)

Everyone has a very weird idea of London, that's the point.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 2 September 2005 10:32 (twenty years ago)

Well in that case, I'll go for Aldgate, Moorgate, Ludgate, Cripplegate, Newgats, Bishopsgate and Aldersgate.

that's completely fair!!!

(Though granted, in the Roman period and even early middle ages that actually included some green fields, as well! Hoist on your own petard!)

Luminiferous Aether (kate), Friday, 2 September 2005 10:34 (twenty years ago)


Everyone has a very weird idea of London, that's the point.
-- Andrew Farrell (afarrel...), September 2nd, 2005 11:32 AM. (afarrell) (later) (link)

Well yeah if everyone starts thinking The Point in milton keynes is london that is pretty fucking weird!

ken c (ken c), Friday, 2 September 2005 10:41 (twenty years ago)

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If my memory serves me correctly a 15 century/16 century map of London(I'm sure there is a link to it somewhere on the web)showed fields and manor houses north of Tottenham Court Road. Ands wasn't The Rookery area around St Giles High Street built around fields and manor houses and that would have been around the 16th Century.

Anyway, it's an interesting point, Kate. As someone who loves London and considers themselves a Londoner (born in Bromley, so debatable), real London starts in:

South East: Around Lewisham/Hither Green (It's where the greenery and suburbs give way to a more dense urban sprawl and Victorian terraces)

South West: Crystal Palace but NOT Croydon (I know CP is actually supposed to be part of Croydon, but there is a totally different feel)

West: Difficult - Hammersmith is, Ealing isn't (I love parts of what is defined as West London, but Ealing and Chiswick, for example, don't feel part of the city)

East: This one stretches for miles. Ilford, Romford and Stratford maybe suburbs but they feel like London to me.

North: Sorry, but Tottenham muist be in London in my world. (Come on you Spurs!) but I will allow Highbury not to be in London or anywhere else for that matter.

Guilty Boksen (Bro_Danielson), Friday, 2 September 2005 11:07 (twenty years ago)

Haha, if you people woke up in my area in the middle of the night there's NO WAY you'd think you were in London.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 2 September 2005 11:50 (twenty years ago)

well you live south of the river innit

ken c (ken c), Friday, 2 September 2005 11:52 (twenty years ago)

From Mile End to Ealing, from Brixton to Bounds Green.

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 2 September 2005 13:24 (twenty years ago)

check your gmail roxymuzak

ken c (ken c), Friday, 2 September 2005 13:24 (twenty years ago)

also: london ends westbound at the sushi place on kingston pike obv.

ken c (ken c), Friday, 2 September 2005 13:26 (twenty years ago)

haha that is actually where i feel like knoxville ends

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 2 September 2005 13:31 (twenty years ago)

yeah that's because it's a desert beyond that! (check your gmail!)

ken c (ken c), Friday, 2 September 2005 13:32 (twenty years ago)

ZONE ONE BOREHAMWOOD (as I used to believe, between Great Portland St & Euston Square there was a secret line that went out to my town).

I always felt like a Londoner even if most people would say I wasn't. We had a London phone number which proved it.

Pete (Pete), Friday, 2 September 2005 13:37 (twenty years ago)

This was gmailed to me by Ken, who sends his expressions of confidence that this will solve the issue beyond any doubt:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/primrosehill/london.jpg

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 2 September 2005 13:46 (twenty years ago)

Who says "Crystal Palace is meant to be part of Croydon"? Part of the triangle is in Croydon, and the park is in Bromley, but much of what people think of as CP is in Lambeth – a very inner London borough, and some is in Southwark and Lewisham, likewise. In LCC days, the Palace was right on the borders of London, Surrey and Kent.

Mark M, Friday, 2 September 2005 13:47 (twenty years ago)

No way Crystal Palace is in Lambeth! Lambeth be going far!

Luminiferous Aether (kate), Friday, 2 September 2005 13:48 (twenty years ago)

http://www-is.informatik.uni-oldenburg.de/~koester/Abbildungen/Scans/WhereTheSidewalkEnds.png

Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Friday, 2 September 2005 13:51 (twenty years ago)

p.s. the grey ring in my diagram is the M25.

ken c (ken c), Friday, 2 September 2005 13:57 (twenty years ago)

the areola of london

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 2 September 2005 13:58 (twenty years ago)

and some tube lines were added to give relative indication of where everything is

ken c (ken c), Friday, 2 September 2005 13:59 (twenty years ago)

but yes, if you ignore the colours it looks also a little bit like a very veiny breast

ken c (ken c), Friday, 2 September 2005 14:01 (twenty years ago)

You didn't get my dad's bit of the M25 what he moved right! Wow, my dad changed the shape of London. Impressive.

Luminiferous Aether (kate), Friday, 2 September 2005 14:01 (twenty years ago)

veiny, or hairy

ken c (ken c), Friday, 2 September 2005 14:02 (twenty years ago)

You didn't get my dad's bit of the M25 what he moved right! Wow, my dad changed the shape of London. Impressive.

and you've changed the shape of english!!

which bit of that M25 did he move right?

ken c (ken c), Friday, 2 September 2005 14:02 (twenty years ago)

It's bad enough when people mock my spelling...

LEAVE ME ALONE, I'M A MATHS PERSON NOT A WORDS PERSON!!!!

Luminiferous Aether (kate), Friday, 2 September 2005 14:08 (twenty years ago)

but what did you mean??!?

ken c (ken c), Friday, 2 September 2005 14:09 (twenty years ago)

You did not correctly render the bit that my dad moved.

Luminiferous Aether (kate), Friday, 2 September 2005 14:10 (twenty years ago)

which bit is it??

ken c (ken c), Friday, 2 September 2005 14:12 (twenty years ago)

The bit that goes through his (former) borough, of course!

There was a thread about this already somewhere... cannot remember where.

Luminiferous Aether (kate), Friday, 2 September 2005 14:13 (twenty years ago)

This thread is already the thread about it, you mentioned it earlier (Cheshunt)

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 2 September 2005 14:17 (twenty years ago)

Hi Dere. I think it was on a thread about walking down the Lea Valley.

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Friday, 2 September 2005 15:00 (twenty years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v210/jel2004/reallondon.gif

jel -- (jel), Friday, 2 September 2005 15:11 (twenty years ago)

I am impressed that Richmond and Twickenham count as London in Ken's map. They don't even have a London postcode!

Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 2 September 2005 15:21 (twenty years ago)

NO THEY FUCKING DON'T

the only south of the river bits that count is the southbank bit between waterloo and london bridge (see the northern line on that map)

ken c (ken c), Friday, 2 September 2005 15:24 (twenty years ago)

but yes it wasn't to very good scale obv

ken c (ken c), Friday, 2 September 2005 15:25 (twenty years ago)

I'll never understand some of you :(

jel -- (jel), Friday, 2 September 2005 15:25 (twenty years ago)

like, for example, morden isn't really right by the M25

ken c (ken c), Friday, 2 September 2005 15:26 (twenty years ago)

Mark's right - Palace is the confluence of five boroughs: Lambeth, Croydon, Bromley, Southwark and Lewisham.

My London is boundless - everytime I go to a new place on what's thought to be the periphery, it expands. In this way it is like my internal list of fish that I will eat. True Zone 7 is "seafood".

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Friday, 2 September 2005 15:29 (twenty years ago)

Wow! The thing that's stopped me moving to Crystal Palace since discovering it is the fear that I would have to leave Lambeth, and therefore my lovely doctor. But I might not!

Luminiferous Aether (kate), Friday, 2 September 2005 15:32 (twenty years ago)

I'm still not buying this Crystal Palace thing. The place has 'suburbs' written all over it. My sister lived there for crissake, and she HATES London.

Pete W (peterw), Friday, 2 September 2005 15:36 (twenty years ago)

Underground trains going overground = London
Lots of parks = London

Everywhere else, I dunno, I guess it is London but not my London.

jel -- (jel), Friday, 2 September 2005 15:41 (twenty years ago)

Yes, Pete W - and they're emphatically, unmistakably LONDON suburbs.

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Friday, 2 September 2005 15:54 (twenty years ago)

London is the suburbs! That's where the Londoners live for the most part!

jel -- (jel), Friday, 2 September 2005 15:55 (twenty years ago)

lol

ken c (ken c), Friday, 2 September 2005 15:57 (twenty years ago)

soho = suburbs

jel -- (jel), Friday, 2 September 2005 16:00 (twenty years ago)

Where does Logic begin?

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 2 September 2005 16:26 (twenty years ago)

Wolverhampton.

jel -- (jel), Friday, 2 September 2005 17:36 (twenty years ago)

tom, why do you buy hay?

emsk ( emsk), Saturday, 3 September 2005 06:59 (twenty years ago)

It's not really an in-or-out-of London thing, but I'm always very confused by the area where Southern Railway lines go north of the river - Brentford, Kew Bridge and so on. The Southern Railway should have stuck to south of the river!

(I'm not including their central London north of the river stations, which they had quite a lot of - both Victorias, Charing Cross, Blackfriars, Holborn Viaduct, Cannon St and Bank)

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Saturday, 3 September 2005 07:04 (twenty years ago)

anywhere i like/can cope with/hate in a way that means i can enjoy moaning about it is london. anything unutterably horrid is not. end of.

therefore in the west southall is DEFINITELY london but acton ugh ugh industrial wasteland made entirely from adverts and ealing ick posh people living in dolls' houses and rubbish shops is not london. kensington & chelsea i kind of love to hate, so i'll grudgingly allow them in, also i feel that the people who live there would hate to think of themselves living in the same london as i'm talking about, so i'll drag them in against their will. also they got good museums and parks. kilburn is london, thought this might have only changed since luminaire opened and my friends started moving there. fulham and chiswick can fuck right off, though i might allow wandsworth in if i'm in a good mood.

in the south, streatham is london because i definitely work in london and it's 15 minutes to kate's house. dulwich is at different coordinates in time as well as space to the rest of london the entire rest of the planet, therefore null and void. tooting is london, wimbledon is absolutely not. putney is not london, putney is just the inside of a rich lady's handbag. collier's wood? you must be joking. i haven't actually been to crystal palace yet, so decision pending. and morden = mordor.

in the east (top bit) it ends where hackney ends, with an invisible lion running down to mile end. stratford is unutterably horrid and therefore not london. in the east (bottom bit) greenwich joins up with camberwell in london. i stayed with a friend in lewisham once before i moved here under the mistaken impression that it was in london, when we got there i realised i had been gravely deceived.

in the north, hampstead is london but only as far as the spaniard's, anything north of that is for people who want to say they live in london without living in london. i went to golder's green last weekend and it didn't even smell like london. highgate and har/rringe/ay are london, and so is vartry road in stamford hill but anything north of there is a desert. i shouldn't need to mention that camden is in london, but there seems to be some dissent so i will mention that camden is in london. i think for a while i thought camden was london, and it's true that the tentacles of the qsbc have an inordinately long reach. walthamstow looked nice when we were coming back from oslo and h&l's house is there so walthamstow gets special dispensation and is in london.

emsk ( emsk), Saturday, 3 September 2005 08:29 (twenty years ago)

yeah im confused about the denial of suburbs as being part of london. to me, most of london is a suburb, when i lived in holloway it felt like a suburb, just as harrow does. i still dont feel like watford is london, but it will do to me in about 10 years time. i think croydon is london too, definately, but prob not bromley, but i dont really know south london. twickenham, richmond et al, theyre london too. my definition is when the sprwal endfs, if you can get from one part to another, without leaving a continous line of built up area, then its all london. so really, to avoid argument, anything inside m25 is either london, or potential london. i dont know about the east though, i have no idea about that. my cousin lives in epping and they used to talk about going to london, and that freaked me out. where i live was prob the same distance, but no tube and greenbelt means that it didnt feel like london at all.

ambrose (ambrose), Saturday, 3 September 2005 08:52 (twenty years ago)

Croydon is a strange thing, it's basically its own city of 300,000 people which has kind of been absorbed into London but feels nothing like it. Being so near to London has leeched most of the interest from it, too, so it has no distinctively Croydon-ish identity either.

Emsk I buy hay for my two pet rabbits to eat and sleep on!

Tom (Groke), Saturday, 3 September 2005 08:59 (twenty years ago)

in the east (top bit) it ends where hackney ends, with an invisible lion running down to mile end.

WTF???? There's an invisible lion running around east London????

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Saturday, 3 September 2005 09:31 (twenty years ago)

See, I was brought up in what you would describe as the LONDON suburbs, and it never felt anything like London to me. Not proper London. I see Croydon as a whole other satellite city, like a more central watford, with its own ring of suburbs, including Sutton (where I'm from) and Crystal Palace (which I know well) that feel so much more CROYDON than they do LONDON. That's where people commute to, to shop and work and school, and all that. However, I know I am being hardline about this and it's all to do with my own personal suburban demons.

Pete W (peterw), Saturday, 3 September 2005 12:21 (twenty years ago)

(thought I posted this before, how odd)

I grew up Zone 2/3 borders and as a child believed that that was the suburbs; actual London, the city, was what was inside Zone 1 and nothing else. Although since I never strayed that far from Kentish/Camden Town my image of London was... the BBC building you see when the C2 rounds into Regent Street, the South Bank, Waterloo, various places with museums in, plus my night-time view of lights, the PO Tower and Canary Wharf and other twinkling things in between. But then there'd be trips into the country and constantly squealing "are we out of London yet?" and London seemed huge, to go on forever, the Hoover Building and Perivale inside its mammoth borders.

Now I am older and wiser I still have no idea where London ends, but I think it's somewhere around zone 4.

spontine (cis), Saturday, 3 September 2005 14:58 (twenty years ago)

EDGWARE

I don't doubt it, my friend, I don't doubt it (nordicskilla), Saturday, 3 September 2005 15:38 (twenty years ago)

Ealing is not posh.

Acton is so London.

jel -- (jel), Saturday, 3 September 2005 16:47 (twenty years ago)

I guess I shouldn't let this thread get to me :(

jel -- (jel), Saturday, 3 September 2005 16:48 (twenty years ago)

Sutton (and Mitcham for that matter) do indeed feel like Croydon satellites, Palace really doesn't to me, perhaps because I've only done the oh-hang-on-let's-just-go-to-Croydon shopping thing twice in five years (trips to Waddon Marsh retail parks notwithstanding) and because I do commute to central London. CP was effectively created in an act of outreach by London ("let's put this exhibition thing...here"), so there's always been that thin tendril of a connection; rather than some Surrey village swallowed by the LCC sprawl, it was an outlying fragment of the Smoke (but mercifully free of the Smog) from the outset. Maybe. I dunno. (I'll concede that many, perhaps a majority of SE19ers, look south at the weekends, not north).

My personal tipping point when it comes to suburbs is when you find yourself zipping down a dual carriageway at 40mph, with row upon row of inter-war semi-d houses either side; it's Cricklewood, Neasden, Acton, Eltham, Falconwood, Bexley, Roehampton, Richmond... Suddenly you're somewhere where the buses thin out and there aren't traffic lights every 200 feet. Perhaps that's NotLondon.

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Saturday, 3 September 2005 18:09 (twenty years ago)

Am I the only person troubled by the invisible lion?

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Saturday, 3 September 2005 22:30 (twenty years ago)

I, for one, am going to avoid the east of London in future for fear of getting invisibly mauled.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Sunday, 4 September 2005 05:59 (twenty years ago)

ALL HAIL YOUR INVISIBLE LION OVERLORD.

Like Ambrose, I can't really square the idea of the suburbs being 'not part of London' because there are so many of them and they take up so much of the city. I've been thinking about this thread a lot in the last couple of days and the biggest split on the thread appears to be between those who grew up in London and those who didn't.

Non native Londoners = London is a place you move to, there are different preconcieved ideas about what it is, should be, should feel like, where it starts and whatnot. The idea of London being A City in the conventional sense when really it isn't, its a loose conurbation of villages that have grown together over time, each with a completely different look and feel to it.

Those of us what grew up here = Our experience of London is so different. When you're a kid, you never go to Proper Central London unless its with your parents or a school trip. You certainly never go to Bow or Brixton or Highgate or wherever unless you actually live there. (Except I think I went to the toy museum in Bethnal Green once). Your experience of London is grounded in the suburbs, the semi-detached houses and local schools and the couple of high streets and shopping centres*. The boring bits, in other words. So maybe we don't think of London in the same place and are more likely to give a pass to weird Outer London bits like Croydon and Orpington and Ealing and so forth. Sidcup to me, totally feels like London, hellish as it is.

So to me, like Mark, London ends when the fields start, when you're on the road out of the city and there's suddenly no more houses. The only place where this might fall apart is where East London becomes Essex. But then again, bits of Essex are overspill for working class East Londoners who've come into money, so maybe it counts after all. Part of the relentless expansive march of the city, eating all in its path.

*Another thing I've noticed over the past few years is it's the native Londoners (myself, Mark C, Jel and the Pinefox immediately spring to mind) who are the most parochial, and we've all stayed pretty close to the area we grew up. The Blackheath-Greenwich corridor I've lived for the last few years is basically my childhood playground, and I'm still finding out new things about it. Like the bottomless pond and the HARE AND BILLET GHOST, but that's for another thread.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 4 September 2005 11:24 (twenty years ago)

When I was small, I used to go to the Orpington/Swanley/Sidcup area on holiday every summer.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Sunday, 4 September 2005 11:38 (twenty years ago)

That is one of the weirdest things I've ever heard. Why?!

Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 4 September 2005 11:44 (twenty years ago)

Um, because of the large naturist club/campsite in the area.

(it wasn't my idea)

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Sunday, 4 September 2005 11:47 (twenty years ago)

God, I thought my parents were the experts at shit holiday destinations (Birmingham, WTF?!?!) but Mummy and Daddy Pines seem to be giving them a run for their money.

(xpost - oh well, at least they had an excuse)

ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 4 September 2005 11:48 (twenty years ago)

"It was handy for London" is the best thing you can say about it, really.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Sunday, 4 September 2005 11:50 (twenty years ago)

There's a nudist colony in Sidcup? But where do the disgusting feral Sidcup youths hide their bottles of Diamond White?

Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 4 September 2005 11:50 (twenty years ago)

Actually, don't answer that one.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 4 September 2005 11:50 (twenty years ago)

It's nearer St Mary Cray, actually.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Sunday, 4 September 2005 11:52 (twenty years ago)

Google's aerial photo of the place

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Sunday, 4 September 2005 11:54 (twenty years ago)

haha from the above google link
http://www.lolrider.com/silly/tryit.jpg

ken c (ken c), Sunday, 4 September 2005 14:44 (twenty years ago)

TRY IT!

ken c (ken c), Sunday, 4 September 2005 14:44 (twenty years ago)

try glasgow more

ken c (ken c), Sunday, 4 September 2005 14:44 (twenty years ago)

Oi! Morden is definitely NOT London, but I have to defend it as not being an utter stinking pit of hell like Mordor, Emsk. You did not come on our River Wandle Wander, but you missed the beautiful bits by the river and Morden Hall Park and the lovely pub with the rosegarden by the river (with vannishing goths) and if it's good enough for Horatio Nelson and Emma Hamilton (no, not *that* one) then it's good enough for me! Humph!

There have been some very interesting answers on this thread - and it is strange the way that native Londoners have such different preconceptions to the imports.

Luminiferous Aether (kate), Monday, 5 September 2005 06:57 (twenty years ago)

Was that the Emma Hamilton pub Kate? That place looks rough! Or just one Other E.H. used?

Tom (Groke), Monday, 5 September 2005 08:17 (twenty years ago)

I think Matt DC might be on to something, but I'm an import who loves the 'burbs. When I lived in Cumbria I'd gaze dreamily at the London A-Z and the Network SouthEast rail map, imagining commuting into the the city from some Zone 3 bedsit overlooking a park. (I actually pitched up in Brixton).

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Monday, 5 September 2005 08:19 (twenty years ago)

you can probably overstate the born here/not born here thing. i was BORN in kingston-o-t and left v soon after; nonetheless i visited family in london all the time, felt like every weekend (but wasn't), and for me ruislip was part of london. sometimes we'd even travel from ruislip into town.

HOWEVER

"its a loose conurbation of villages that have grown together over time, each with a completely different look and feel to it" doesn't ring true for me. the differences are pretty minor in the grand scheme of things, and the 'villages' line is odd: practically, most of the suburbs grew up over the last 120 years in a more-or-less-planned fashion.

my own london is teh tiny. the only bit of west london i've been to in a whole year is the cine lumiere in south ken.

N_RQ, Monday, 5 September 2005 08:31 (twenty years ago)

Kensington indoor market, the Electric Ballroom in Camden, the Intrepid Fox in Soho. These are my London borders and I am undead.

Mikey G (Mikey G), Monday, 5 September 2005 08:34 (twenty years ago)

No, no, no, Tom! Do you not know our Sarf London history? HN and the Other EH stayed/lived at Morden Hall - a gorgeous Regency Villa in the centre of Morden Hall Park. It's a restaurant/pub/country inn now - can't remember the name coz I'm rubbish like that. But it's lovely - quite posh to the point where we were afeared they wouldn't let us in wearing our rambling clothes. But they were very laid back and accepting of ramblers and people who wanted to buy beer and sit in the park (you can even borrow a blanket to sit on if you like) and they will bring food out to you! And then Johnney and I were beaten by a 9 year old Poohsticks shark... ;-)

Luminiferous Aether (kate), Monday, 5 September 2005 08:35 (twenty years ago)

when i lived in oxford, london started, insanely, at hillingdon, which was often not even halfway, timewise, into the journey.

N_RQ, Monday, 5 September 2005 08:44 (twenty years ago)

This thread makes me want to relocate to Cumbria...

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Monday, 5 September 2005 08:50 (twenty years ago)

and for me ruislip was part of london. sometimes we'd even travel from ruislip into town.

Growing up there, i'd always say i was going 'up' London. i lived 3 mins walk from Ruislip Gardens tube, where the Central Line is elevated at several parts. Maybe this is subconsciously where the 'up' came from. But considering I was north west of London it is odd how we'd say 'uptown' and not 'downtown'. I suppose taller buildings might also have something to do with it.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Monday, 5 September 2005 08:54 (twenty years ago)

It took me as long to get from the Cotswolds to Hillingdon as it took to get from Hillingdon to Hackney yesterday. And the A40 was relatively quiet.

Conclusion - Stow on the Wold is greater London.

Mikey G (Mikey G), Monday, 5 September 2005 08:55 (twenty years ago)

N: East Finchley
S: Waterloo
W: Where the Westway ends
E: Old Street tube

xp -- i lived in cambridge, which is north of london, so obv we'd go 'down' to london. now i go 'up' to cambridge.

N_RQ, Monday, 5 September 2005 08:56 (twenty years ago)

Following on from my previous post, another possible barometer is where the tube you're on suddenly picks up loads more passengers on a Saturday morning*. Coming into London from the West as I did this wouldn't happen until Notting Hill Gate when the number of people on the carriage would suddenly increase by a third.

*Obviously on a working weekday the increase in passengers would be more gradual, about the same number would get on at each stop between W. Ruislip and NHG.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Monday, 5 September 2005 08:57 (twenty years ago)

WTF???? There's an invisible lion running around east London????

have you read alice in wonderland?

emsk ( emsk), Monday, 5 September 2005 09:50 (twenty years ago)

For some reason, London for me starts at Potters Bar, and that's not even in London.

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 5 September 2005 09:54 (twenty years ago)

Coming home from London, Potters Bar always made me realise that I was nearly home!

Luminiferous Aether (kate), Monday, 5 September 2005 09:59 (twenty years ago)

I just googled 'invisible lion' and got this.

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Monday, 5 September 2005 10:00 (twenty years ago)

Oi! Morden is definitely NOT London, but I have to defend it as not being an utter stinking pit of hell like Mordor, Emsk.

pah, london is based on lord of the rings as any fule kno.

emsk ( emsk), Monday, 5 September 2005 10:07 (twenty years ago)

Argh, that reminds me of that strange sign on Brixton High Street, in beautifully lettered brightly rasta-coloured handwriting, it says something like "PEOPLE SAY I AM MAD BECAUSE I KNOW WHO THE LION OF JUDAH IS: YOUR JESUS CHRIST! HOW SMART ARE YOU!??!?!"

I see it every day on the bus, and I wonder about it. Damn, maybe I should have put it on the "Every Day Bus Ride Mysteries" thread instead.

Luminiferous Aether (kate), Monday, 5 September 2005 10:16 (twenty years ago)

For all we know these lions are everywhere.

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Monday, 5 September 2005 10:17 (twenty years ago)

i'm so never bringing up my kids in london if they're going to grow up having crazy ideas of where london is!

ken c (ken c), Monday, 5 September 2005 10:19 (twenty years ago)

London isn't based on LOTR, it's based on Neverwhere, as any fule kno!

(Cue Kate trying to explain Neverwhere to Ron, and why he would have loads and loads of strange mythical creatures and invisitble lions turn up if they had their next record release party on the HMS Belfast.)

Luminiferous Aether (kate), Monday, 5 September 2005 10:21 (twenty years ago)

omg! how have i missed that? where on brixton high st? i am going to go and ponder it later. i spent a couple of months wondering why they'd painted the word "bourgeois" on the sides of the train bridge in brixton in lovely squiggly shapes and colours - had almost decided that it must be social commentary too sophisticated for me to compute, then i realised that ist says "b our guest". which still doesn't make sense.

emsk ( emsk), Monday, 5 September 2005 10:21 (twenty years ago)

It's on the median divider thing, opposite the southbound bus stop by Woolworths. Which is probably why you've never seen it... Go out at lunch and look if it's still there!

(I'm glad I'm not the only one who spent ages trying to decipher the quasi-French of the train bridge only to realise it was B OUR GUEST. Who is Bour Guest? Is he Bill Stickers' lawyer perhaps?)

Luminiferous Aether (kate), Monday, 5 September 2005 10:23 (twenty years ago)

and b whose guest?

emsk ( emsk), Monday, 5 September 2005 10:33 (twenty years ago)

I used to drink in the Emma Hamilton in Wimbledon Chase - it had lovely armchairs.

Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 5 September 2005 10:36 (twenty years ago)

I once went out with a girl called Emma Hamilton. On reflection, she was a bit of a minger.

Mikey G (Mikey G), Monday, 5 September 2005 10:41 (twenty years ago)

You mean she looked fine if you looked straight at her, but not if you saw her in a mirror?

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Monday, 5 September 2005 10:43 (twenty years ago)

No, she had a face like a camel's anus.

Mikey G (Mikey G), Monday, 5 September 2005 10:45 (twenty years ago)

and you snogged it

ken c (ken c), Monday, 5 September 2005 13:20 (twenty years ago)

how else to establish the appropriate comparison for sure?

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Monday, 5 September 2005 13:26 (twenty years ago)

sticking your penis in it

ken c (ken c), Monday, 5 September 2005 13:29 (twenty years ago)

i see.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Monday, 5 September 2005 13:32 (twenty years ago)


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