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i am !

anthony, Monday, 24 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

well la dee da, I am not and dammit I am jealous. You callous bastard

Menelaus Darcy, Monday, 24 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

why not ?

anthony, Monday, 24 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

*yeee-haaa I zrunk. Started with bucksfizz for breakfast .:.::..::bubbly*

ducklingmonster, Tuesday, 25 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I aint, Its not even 11 oClock, you go Anthony.

Mr Noodles, Tuesday, 25 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

run out of alcohol and with decorous members of the family I am unable to guzzle as much wine as I would like. It would be obsene if I finished several where they had only a little bit of one...

Menelaus Darcy, Tuesday, 25 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

this is where you need a family who has cocktails at 5, dinner at 7 ( with wine), coffee with liquer after dinner, then an hour to wait for company , when compnay you continue to drink ( &ts and vodkaoranges) everyone is then loaded and pleasently warm and no one counts , christ get to the program melanus .

anthony, Tuesday, 25 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

My family are clearly wimps- I cant wait to get back to Dunedin where I hope to indulge in that kind of lifestyle with my beloved flatmate. she understands good food and alcohol.

My radar just detected a bottle of red sitting open. Do you think it would be unseemly to drink while everyone else is not?

Menelaus Darcy, Tuesday, 25 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm not yet, things are obviously not going well.

Ed, Tuesday, 25 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm not!

james, Tuesday, 25 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm not. I was impressed with myself yesterday, not drinking until 8pm, only to have my glass topped up every 5 minutes by our overly- generous neighbour, resulting in a bloody headache this morning. GrrrXor. Still, wine should start flowing in an hour or so. Must pace myself...

Mark C in bosom of family, Tuesday, 25 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I've made the mistake of pouring myself a Grapefruit Bacardi Breezer, yeuch, so won't be any time soon.

Graham, Tuesday, 25 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i'm not. and i wish i was. this is shaping up to be The Worst Christmas Ever (TM).

jess, Tuesday, 25 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

HIC!

RickyT, Tuesday, 25 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I am quickly drinking some ALE, I haf already had WINE and SHERRY hooray! And now it's good old um, McEwans Export. Nummy!

Sarah, Tuesday, 25 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

my dad bought budvar......i feel so classy. although it wont be classy when i knock over stuff later after many bottles of it and vodka and wine and whatever else i can get my grubby mits on. I miss my friends from college. And Una.

Ronan, Tuesday, 25 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

We went through 4 bottlesof wine, one of white (ugh) rum and one of Khalual [sp?]. Though it was mostly me and one brother that dug throught 200 in wine, includin one that was 60 american per bottle (wonderful Pinot Noir) the others were a name I cant remeber (from Napa) one Chadoney and the finaly which Im finishing currently is a Baco Noir.

Mr Noodles, Friday, 28 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Well i realize I cant spell by now I still love Roxy music calling for Canadian Club Love. Uber classic. I shall play a silly computy game now, cheers.

k 65 y'all.

Mr Noodles, Friday, 28 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I had a - shudder - DRY CHRISTMAS pretty much. No beer in the house and I can't drink wine without feeling v.ill, generally. I had the odd glass anyway but stayed sober. And I don't even drive. Anyway I still enjoyed myself though less than usual.

Tom, Friday, 28 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

six years pass...

i amd! fuck yall

CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA (The Reverend), Saturday, 27 December 2008 07:25 (seventeen years ago)

hi ;)

ice cr?m, Saturday, 27 December 2008 07:28 (seventeen years ago)

sup!

CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA (The Reverend), Saturday, 27 December 2008 07:31 (seventeen years ago)

durnk

ice cr?m, Saturday, 27 December 2008 07:32 (seventeen years ago)

me too!

CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA (The Reverend), Saturday, 27 December 2008 07:33 (seventeen years ago)

just walked 2 miles home tin the snow drunk

CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA (The Reverend), Saturday, 27 December 2008 07:33 (seventeen years ago)

don't regret it al tlall

CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA (The Reverend), Saturday, 27 December 2008 07:34 (seventeen years ago)

sounds nice tbh

ice cr?m, Saturday, 27 December 2008 07:37 (seventeen years ago)

I walked 2 blocks in the 43 degree SF weather for beer. That is like walking 23 miles in a NYC snow. Think I mway win some prize or something :).

svend, Saturday, 27 December 2008 07:38 (seventeen years ago)

god damn i wish i found this thread last night. instead i made an idiot of myself on ITR (well, what better place, right?)...

#NAME? (ytth), Saturday, 27 December 2008 07:41 (seventeen years ago)

is ok i am doing that on 77 now

CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA (The Reverend), Saturday, 27 December 2008 07:48 (seventeen years ago)

Can I get high before dad makes it home?

Trip Maker, Saturday, 27 December 2008 07:50 (seventeen years ago)

dont know when your dad is getting home

CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA (The Reverend), Saturday, 27 December 2008 07:52 (seventeen years ago)

I'll just have another beer

Trip Maker, Saturday, 27 December 2008 07:53 (seventeen years ago)

I wouldn't give a shit about Mary Poppins if she came into my fartyard.

Geese Is The Word (Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You), Saturday, 27 December 2008 08:50 (seventeen years ago)

hi im drunk

31g, Saturday, 27 December 2008 09:11 (seventeen years ago)

I wouldn't know a job if it ran through my water with a gunnysack

Don't Hurt My Pain (Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You), Saturday, 27 December 2008 11:22 (seventeen years ago)

it. is. so. on.

Skid Ronaldinho (PappaWheelie V), Thursday, 1 January 2009 01:54 (seventeen years ago)

holla

DavidM, Thursday, 1 January 2009 01:56 (seventeen years ago)

let the record show the witness made the "drinky drinky" motion

Skid Ronaldinho (PappaWheelie V), Thursday, 1 January 2009 01:57 (seventeen years ago)

I am sortof...half as drunk as I'm going to be later. And I feel James Brown is being pushed on me on all sides and I have to surrender to listening to him.

With Oatmeal Sauce (Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You), Thursday, 1 January 2009 02:49 (seventeen years ago)

Not that I'm complaining, mind.

With Oatmeal Sauce (Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You), Thursday, 1 January 2009 02:50 (seventeen years ago)

Bim. James Brown.

Skid Ronaldinho (PappaWheelie V), Thursday, 1 January 2009 02:53 (seventeen years ago)

Marva Whiteny

Skid Ronaldinho (PappaWheelie V), Thursday, 1 January 2009 02:54 (seventeen years ago)

Lyn Collin

Skid Ronaldinho (PappaWheelie V), Thursday, 1 January 2009 02:54 (seventeen years ago)

The JB's

Skid Ronaldinho (PappaWheelie V), Thursday, 1 January 2009 02:54 (seventeen years ago)

Get up

Skid Ronaldinho (PappaWheelie V), Thursday, 1 January 2009 02:54 (seventeen years ago)

get into it

Skid Ronaldinho (PappaWheelie V), Thursday, 1 January 2009 02:54 (seventeen years ago)

get involved

Skid Ronaldinho (PappaWheelie V), Thursday, 1 January 2009 02:54 (seventeen years ago)

gettin there

marlon brando baby tiger (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 1 January 2009 02:57 (seventeen years ago)

nope

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 1 January 2009 03:00 (seventeen years ago)

One time some years ago (2001??) I heard a song by the JB's at a Brit Pop club night in Vancouver B.C. I asked the DJ what it was and he told me it was James Brown's backing band and so I looked for other stuff by them but still didn't fall in love with what I found.

Anyway, this is neither here nor there.

With Oatmeal Sauce (Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You), Thursday, 1 January 2009 03:00 (seventeen years ago)

ayo

carne asada, Thursday, 1 January 2009 03:04 (seventeen years ago)

here i am

mark cl, Thursday, 1 January 2009 03:21 (seventeen years ago)

yep

mark cl, Thursday, 1 January 2009 03:21 (seventeen years ago)

workin on it

Its getting darker!!!!!!!!!! (clotpoll), Thursday, 1 January 2009 03:23 (seventeen years ago)

nope :(

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 1 January 2009 03:23 (seventeen years ago)

yes

Ant Attack.. (Ste), Thursday, 1 January 2009 03:29 (seventeen years ago)

christ.

piscesx, Thursday, 1 January 2009 03:32 (seventeen years ago)

I'm supposed to get on a bus in a half hour. Christ.

With Oatmeal Sauce (Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You), Thursday, 1 January 2009 04:34 (seventeen years ago)

p00p[

"80s Baby" (Z S), Thursday, 1 January 2009 04:35 (seventeen years ago)

ZS, what about the REVOLUTION?

With Oatmeal Sauce (Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You), Thursday, 1 January 2009 04:48 (seventeen years ago)

i'm about to start amerged seattle hastings thred

soyrizo headache (Mackro Mackro), Thursday, 1 January 2009 04:49 (seventeen years ago)

who drunk¿

carne asada, Thursday, 1 January 2009 09:09 (seventeen years ago)

Hoos drunk?

Pain don't hurt. (Pillbox), Thursday, 1 January 2009 09:58 (seventeen years ago)

motherfuckers!

The Reverend, Thursday, 1 January 2009 10:17 (seventeen years ago)

what up drunk seattilx?

The Reverend, Thursday, 1 January 2009 10:19 (seventeen years ago)

hyoooooo

swamp buggy badass (negotiable), Thursday, 1 January 2009 10:21 (seventeen years ago)

YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

The Reverend, Thursday, 1 January 2009 10:21 (seventeen years ago)

yes, i'm drunk

a better command of the mummy language (joygoat), Thursday, 1 January 2009 10:32 (seventeen years ago)

halelujah!

The Reverend, Thursday, 1 January 2009 10:38 (seventeen years ago)

no comment

Neotropical pygmy squirrel, Thursday, 1 January 2009 10:51 (seventeen years ago)

ayo

this display name has the potential to be epically sexy (tehresa), Thursday, 1 January 2009 10:54 (seventeen years ago)

ayo!

The Reverend, Thursday, 1 January 2009 10:58 (seventeen years ago)

hey i'm not that drunk but i got $60 for it

matt p (Matt P), Thursday, 1 January 2009 11:03 (seventeen years ago)

wish I got $60 for it

The Reverend, Thursday, 1 January 2009 11:04 (seventeen years ago)

rye
sloe gin
absinthe
champagne
whiskey
red bull
rum
whiskey
whiskey
whiskey
whiskey

Neotropical pygmy squirrel, Thursday, 1 January 2009 11:06 (seventeen years ago)

that is some memory for that drinks

matt p (Matt P), Thursday, 1 January 2009 11:08 (seventeen years ago)

fuck yes

good luck to you ladies--you need it (contenderizer), Thursday, 1 January 2009 11:33 (seventeen years ago)

I'm drunk. Help.

With Oatmeal Sauce (Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You), Friday, 2 January 2009 03:34 (seventeen years ago)

Beatles Abbey Road? IS THAT GOING TO SOLVE MY LIFE DO YOU THINK???????????????///

With Oatmeal Sauce (Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You), Friday, 2 January 2009 03:34 (seventeen years ago)

oh my god I am such a nerdy doofus. I'm playing Christopher Cross. There is no hope for me. Someone please take my hand and lead me back to the hipster enclave of the Velvet Underground. Please.

With Oatmeal Sauce (Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You), Friday, 2 January 2009 03:37 (seventeen years ago)

Fuck me! Oh shit. Oh god. Please don't blame me.

With Oatmeal Sauce (Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You), Friday, 2 January 2009 03:38 (seventeen years ago)

Let's pretend this never happened. I have to save face tomorrow.

With Oatmeal Sauce (Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You), Friday, 2 January 2009 03:39 (seventeen years ago)

Anyway my friend told me about some latter day songs by the Fixx...like 1986 stuff by the Fixx. So I can redeem my 80's heart, here. Give me a chance.

With Oatmeal Sauce (Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You), Friday, 2 January 2009 03:41 (seventeen years ago)

three weeks pass...

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 24 January 2009 09:21 (seventeen years ago)

god i loove scotch

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 24 January 2009 09:21 (seventeen years ago)

yes!

matt p (Matt P), Saturday, 24 January 2009 09:21 (seventeen years ago)

gentleman jack

matt p (Matt P), Saturday, 24 January 2009 09:22 (seventeen years ago)

i think? pretty good and a great almost %50 deal. thank u rite aid

matt p (Matt P), Saturday, 24 January 2009 09:22 (seventeen years ago)

+ negro modelo chaser

matt p (Matt P), Saturday, 24 January 2009 09:23 (seventeen years ago)

Of course I am drunk. on Mexican Beer Negro Modelo (whoo hooo) and Whiskey.

james k polk, Saturday, 24 January 2009 09:24 (seventeen years ago)

WOOT

matt p (Matt P), Saturday, 24 January 2009 09:25 (seventeen years ago)

wait was that sarcastic i can't really tell

matt p (Matt P), Saturday, 24 January 2009 09:26 (seventeen years ago)

No real deal, drunk on Beam and Negro Modelo. soon to bed.

james k polk, Saturday, 24 January 2009 09:27 (seventeen years ago)

i spent the entire day cleaning the apt. after years of neglect and i'm only getting my drink on now

velko, Saturday, 24 January 2009 09:27 (seventeen years ago)

right the fuck on xpost

matt p (Matt P), Saturday, 24 January 2009 09:28 (seventeen years ago)

cleaning my apt over the next few days getting ready to move the fuck right on out!

matt p (Matt P), Saturday, 24 January 2009 09:28 (seventeen years ago)

cheers

velko, Saturday, 24 January 2009 09:29 (seventeen years ago)

debarge

matt p (Matt P), Saturday, 24 January 2009 09:30 (seventeen years ago)

if your video is enabling disabled, double click on it, if anyone doesn't know this yet. "negra modelo" get this beer's sex correct.

james k polk, Saturday, 24 January 2009 09:32 (seventeen years ago)

i keep hearing bout it guess i gotta pick it up

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 24 January 2009 09:35 (seventeen years ago)

u were a gr8 president james k. polk

matt p (Matt P), Saturday, 24 January 2009 09:36 (seventeen years ago)

I stole much land so we could have many drinks.

james k polk, Saturday, 24 January 2009 09:37 (seventeen years ago)

allllright

mark cl, Friday, 6 February 2009 04:52 (seventeen years ago)

one month passes...

what uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup

http://xs137.xs.to/xs137/09105/whiskeyll415.jpg

been HOOS, where yyyou steene!? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 7 March 2009 00:43 (seventeen years ago)

I...am not drunk...I am the other thing...that's not sober...

Thrills as Cheap as Gas (Oilyrags), Saturday, 7 March 2009 00:44 (seventeen years ago)

haaaaaaaaa

been HOOS, where yyyou steene!? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 7 March 2009 00:46 (seventeen years ago)

hells yes HOOS!!! hey eat a little bit of that red plastic and then take a picture of yourself chewin on it and then post that picture here dawggie

mumps (iiiijjjj), Saturday, 7 March 2009 00:48 (seventeen years ago)

HOOS has been to Albuquerque and I respect him for that.

mumps (iiiijjjj), Saturday, 7 March 2009 00:49 (seventeen years ago)

Hey, you said scotch in the MFA thread! I feel betrayed.

Thrills as Cheap as Gas (Oilyrags), Saturday, 7 March 2009 00:51 (seventeen years ago)

Yeah I did the bourbon on behalf of tza who has been repping for for it or weeks

been HOOS, where yyyou steene!? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 7 March 2009 00:57 (seventeen years ago)

It's a very fine bourbon.

Thrills as Cheap as Gas (Oilyrags), Saturday, 7 March 2009 01:00 (seventeen years ago)

Albuquerque.

mumps (iiiijjjj), Saturday, 7 March 2009 01:05 (seventeen years ago)

like that cute lil bottle

atzo (jergins), Saturday, 7 March 2009 01:06 (seventeen years ago)

yo

been HOOS, where yyyou steene!? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 7 March 2009 01:06 (seventeen years ago)

iiiiijjjjjj note the shirt i am wearing today

been HOOS, where yyyou steene!? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 7 March 2009 01:06 (seventeen years ago)

will show u shortly

been HOOS, where yyyou steene!? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 7 March 2009 01:06 (seventeen years ago)

albuequerque, i am going there soon

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Saturday, 7 March 2009 01:10 (seventeen years ago)

http://xs137.xs.to/xs137/09105/picture22637.jpg

been HOOS, where yyyou steene!? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 7 March 2009 01:14 (seventeen years ago)

yes i am naked from the waist up during the moment of that photo f u

been HOOS, where yyyou steene!? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 7 March 2009 01:15 (seventeen years ago)

<3 <3 <3 <3

been HOOS, where yyyou steene!? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 7 March 2009 01:15 (seventeen years ago)

there is a small puddle of scotch on my desk tbh

been HOOS, where yyyou steene!? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 7 March 2009 01:16 (seventeen years ago)

If I was in Elbowquirky I would never get tired of joking about giving Bugs Bunny the wrong directions.

Thrills as Cheap as Gas (Oilyrags), Saturday, 7 March 2009 01:21 (seventeen years ago)

New thread: Hoos drunk.

Thrills as Cheap as Gas (Oilyrags), Saturday, 7 March 2009 01:23 (seventeen years ago)

chelives1986: loooooool
chelives1986: just swallowed big swig of borbon and my bdy was not happy with me tbh
chelives1986: eyes watering etc

been HOOS, where yyyou steene!? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 7 March 2009 01:27 (seventeen years ago)

drunk as a monk

Aimless, Saturday, 7 March 2009 01:30 (seventeen years ago)

thank you for your support

it is meaningful to me

been HOOS, where yyyou steene!? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 7 March 2009 01:31 (seventeen years ago)

Maker's sounds goooooooooooood.

2 ears + 1 ❤ (Pillbox), Saturday, 7 March 2009 01:32 (seventeen years ago)

ayo dude i'm eating pizza drinking beers smokin _________s and watchin ST:TNG

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Saturday, 7 March 2009 01:37 (seventeen years ago)

smokin glaseses?

been HOOS, where yyyou steene!? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 7 March 2009 01:40 (seventeen years ago)

hoos owns this thread.

Blackout Crew are the Beatles of donk (jim), Saturday, 7 March 2009 01:41 (seventeen years ago)

solidarity, bro! <3 <3
can't drink right now bc i have a massive headache and took some advil but if i could and i had some bourbon i would definitely drink some in yr honor.

yur twit (tehresa), Saturday, 7 March 2009 01:42 (seventeen years ago)

ty!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3

been HOOS, where yyyou steene!? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 7 March 2009 01:49 (seventeen years ago)

If I was in Elbowquirky I would never get tired of joking about giving Bugs Bunny the wrong directions.

― Thrills as Cheap as Gas (Oilyrags), Saturday, March 7, 2009 1:21 AM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark

i love that you said this btw

been HOOS, where yyyou steene!? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 7 March 2009 01:50 (seventeen years ago)

I endorse Maker's Mark.

I've just got the Famous Grouse and ginger beer atm tho

I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO (Colonel Poo), Saturday, 7 March 2009 01:52 (seventeen years ago)

yo aint no fault in famous grouse & ginger beer in fact that sounds superior to my hemingway damnful man drink atm tbh

been HOOS, where yyyou steene!? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 7 March 2009 01:54 (seventeen years ago)

or is it manful damn w/e

been HOOS, where yyyou steene!? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 7 March 2009 01:54 (seventeen years ago)

bourbon & ginger is a treat

yur twit (tehresa), Saturday, 7 March 2009 01:56 (seventeen years ago)

I always make sure to have some Makers when I go the US, it's not that common over here. I like Wild Turkey a lot too but I wasn't allowed to bring any home with me this time :( stupid credit crunch

I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO (Colonel Poo), Saturday, 7 March 2009 01:57 (seventeen years ago)

Haven't tried it with bourbon, but I <3 scotch & ginger beer

I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO (Colonel Poo), Saturday, 7 March 2009 01:57 (seventeen years ago)

As recently noted on the "Introduce Yourselves" thread, the Maker's Manhattan is my very most favorite beverage.

2 ears + 1 ❤ (Pillbox), Saturday, 7 March 2009 02:05 (seventeen years ago)

Gosh I don't know if I've ever had anything mixed with ginger ale, that sounds really awesome.

Dolly Parton Is More Goth Than You (Bimble), Saturday, 7 March 2009 02:50 (seventeen years ago)

moscow mule (vodka + ginger beer) is 10000000% awesome

been HOOS, where yyyou steene!? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 7 March 2009 02:57 (seventeen years ago)

a Vernor's & bourbon for me, thanks.

2 ears + 1 ❤ (Pillbox), Saturday, 7 March 2009 03:11 (seventeen years ago)

bottle upthrerad is empty

been HOOS, where yyyou steene!? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 7 March 2009 03:21 (seventeen years ago)

i r bad influence!

yur twit (tehresa), Saturday, 7 March 2009 03:39 (seventeen years ago)

u r awesome influence imo

been HOOS, where yyyou steene!? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 7 March 2009 04:11 (seventeen years ago)

Alright I just went to the store & got myself some Absolut & Ginger Ale. Time to finally start drinking.

Hellfeed Canister (Bimble), Saturday, 7 March 2009 04:57 (seventeen years ago)

beer #3 now, so i will be drunk shortly.
whoopee.

ian, Saturday, 7 March 2009 05:02 (seventeen years ago)

i'm not drunk but i have an open beer and a glass of wine next to me. by the time the beer's done the wine'll be aired out and good. (first glass was a little wiry, needed to open up.)

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 7 March 2009 05:15 (seventeen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v335/gypsyfrocksbedlam/IMG_1514.jpg

(l-r: wine, beer)

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 7 March 2009 05:31 (seventeen years ago)

GUILTY

or something, Saturday, 7 March 2009 05:41 (seventeen years ago)

Oh my god, taking pictures of the drinks beside you next to the computer = Classick.

Well I had two of these vodka/ginger ale drinks and though they tasted good (I added lemon & lime), I certainly don't feel drunk at all, or even tipsy. So I'm finishing off some leftover beer now. Next up I'll probably open a bottle of red wine. I've got pink champagne in the fridge (my favourite drink in the world, probably, even if I don't drink it regularly) but it isn't cold enough yet.

Hellfeed Canister (Bimble), Saturday, 7 March 2009 06:13 (seventeen years ago)

i am drunk. i just got home from a cut copy show! total dance party.

art hums, Saturday, 7 March 2009 07:42 (seventeen years ago)

Just crossing the line into drunk about now.

Hellfeed Canister (Bimble), Saturday, 7 March 2009 08:24 (seventeen years ago)

Oh. Just got home after hours of drinking and apparently my pyloric valve has been trapping in the booze until a few minutes ago. So now I am drunk. And how.

milk plasma (Jesse), Saturday, 7 March 2009 08:36 (seventeen years ago)

i mean

wow heaven is cool (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 7 March 2009 08:38 (seventeen years ago)

Hydrochloric is the new pyloric

Goth As A Moth (Bimble), Saturday, 7 March 2009 08:40 (seventeen years ago)

Oh hi. We've both gotten drunk enough to venture out of the GayLX Gayhtto. Let's try to stick together out here.

milk plasma (Jesse), Saturday, 7 March 2009 08:41 (seventeen years ago)

Oh Hai. Yeah, I agree. Gay ilxghetto be damned. I'd give anything if I could share my love of this 1983 Finnish goth band with someone, though. Oh well, can't have everything. Maybe someday ;_;

Goth As A Moth (Bimble), Saturday, 7 March 2009 08:49 (seventeen years ago)

HELLO! I finally figured out how to share my torrent directory on the main pc with the laptop, so's now i can sit out here on the couch and watch the last season of Jon Pertwee eps while playing the ps2 and drinking whatever beer's left in the fridge.

Hooray.

kingfish, Saturday, 7 March 2009 09:33 (seventeen years ago)

someone needs to tell me to bugger off to an electronic new wave oblivion and leave ILX and stop acting like a drunkard and prolly go to sleep soon

Goth As A Moth (Bimble), Saturday, 7 March 2009 09:53 (seventeen years ago)

HOOS' moscow mule recipe is missing the twist of lime. I weep for our nations youthdrunks. Is a run and coke the same as a cuba libre, I ask you? We all know it is not.

Thrills as Cheap as Gas (Oilyrags), Saturday, 7 March 2009 15:01 (seventeen years ago)

bimble knows what's up.

Thrills as Cheap as Gas (Oilyrags), Saturday, 7 March 2009 15:02 (seventeen years ago)

Omg Cuba libre without lime is not libre at all.

yur twit (tehresa), Saturday, 7 March 2009 17:40 (seventeen years ago)

But is still disequilabrating enough, despite the lime lack.

Aimless, Saturday, 7 March 2009 18:06 (seventeen years ago)

Cuba encarcelados.

Alas, those pwns never came. (libcrypt), Saturday, 7 March 2009 18:13 (seventeen years ago)

Ha. Nice.

milk plasma (Jesse), Saturday, 7 March 2009 18:17 (seventeen years ago)

(i'm not drunk anymore, by the way)

milk plasma (Jesse), Saturday, 7 March 2009 18:17 (seventeen years ago)

I'm bored.

I'm the chairman of the bored.

- Iggy Pop

Sleep Tundra (Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You), Saturday, 21 March 2009 10:17 (seventeen years ago)

Slightly drunk with a headache & insomnia. Reganding chairmen of the board:

2 ears + 1 ❤ (Pillbox), Saturday, 21 March 2009 10:40 (seventeen years ago)

Sleep Tundra (Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You), Saturday, 21 March 2009 11:19 (seventeen years ago)

bottle of tequila now empty

feel sleep approaching

rocking a old bb king record

20 HOOS poppin steens on kawasakis (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 26 March 2009 07:16 (sixteen years ago)

worm?

2 ears + 1 ❤ (Pillbox), Thursday, 26 March 2009 07:30 (sixteen years ago)

nah its the hornitos they aint f/w the worm

20 HOOS poppin steens on kawasakis (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 26 March 2009 07:32 (sixteen years ago)

"hornitos." Makes me envision a possible college-oriented marketing campaign.

2 ears + 1 ❤ (Pillbox), Thursday, 26 March 2009 07:37 (sixteen years ago)

I too am rocking Hornitos tonight.
Plus some tall cans of Hamm's

bear, bear, bear, Thursday, 26 March 2009 07:39 (sixteen years ago)

bb king, as is alphabetically appropriate, has given way to a beanie siegel record and it fits in

20 HOOS poppin steens on kawasakis (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 26 March 2009 07:50 (sixteen years ago)

^^^^^^^^^^ real as death

20 HOOS poppin steens on kawasakis (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 26 March 2009 08:02 (sixteen years ago)

kinda pretty drunk. just got home from a showing of "the violent professional" with a dude who i'm crushing on, but i'm pretty sure he's straight. damn.

art hums, Thursday, 26 March 2009 08:13 (sixteen years ago)

I'm drunk. all day drinking drunk with a sleeping pill to make it stop. bed.

james k polk, Thursday, 26 March 2009 08:17 (sixteen years ago)

I just have to finish this bottle of beer. I've put Listerine in my ears, but I should do something for my teeth as well.

james k polk, Thursday, 26 March 2009 08:18 (sixteen years ago)

i'm drunk! i've just walked back into the office!!

prince of PLURsia (haitch), Thursday, 26 March 2009 08:23 (sixteen years ago)

kinda pretty drunk. just got home from a showing of "the violent professional" with a dude who i'm crushing on, but i'm pretty sure he's straight. damn.

― art hums, Thursday, March 26, 2009 8:13 AM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark

i almost went to that!! how was it?

20 HOOS poppin steens on kawasakis (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 26 March 2009 08:27 (sixteen years ago)

oh man there's two meetings on. this might not end well.

prince of PLURsia (haitch), Thursday, 26 March 2009 08:27 (sixteen years ago)

Is it daylight hours in the kingdom of PLURsia?

james k polk, Thursday, 26 March 2009 08:29 (sixteen years ago)

polk, vomit while you have the chance. Then drink five gallons of water.

2 ears + 1 ❤ (Pillbox), Thursday, 26 March 2009 08:31 (sixteen years ago)

it has just gone 7.30pm. the meetings involve people outside the organisation!!

prince of PLURsia (haitch), Thursday, 26 March 2009 08:33 (sixteen years ago)

i have just explained my presence to a random co-ordinator by telling her "i had to attend a meeting at the pub".

prince of PLURsia (haitch), Thursday, 26 March 2009 08:36 (sixteen years ago)

I'm drinking water. and listening to sad english folk. I'll be okay, just dilute some of the nastiness. before sleep.

xpost, tell them about the sad English Folk music.

james k polk, Thursday, 26 March 2009 08:37 (sixteen years ago)

i think they're talking about mentoring in there. i need to find an escape strategy!!

prince of PLURsia (haitch), Thursday, 26 March 2009 08:52 (sixteen years ago)

work drunk is the worst drunk. My condolences.

2 ears + 1 ❤ (Pillbox), Thursday, 26 March 2009 08:55 (sixteen years ago)

i'm not drunk but I'm drinking a little. with a severe head cold. this does not augur well.

one art, please (Trayce), Thursday, 26 March 2009 09:00 (sixteen years ago)

one month passes...

WHAT UP

I'm not some HOOS for someone's lust to snack on! (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 06:23 (sixteen years ago)

same here

Neotropical pygmy squirrel, Tuesday, 28 April 2009 06:23 (sixteen years ago)

bottle of fetzer as deliciousy reccomended by gr80 (rip) is 3/4 gone and dope as fuck tbh

I'm not some HOOS for someone's lust to snack on! (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 06:27 (sixteen years ago)

my apartment has been stripped of all my ex's posessions so this is a real surreal atmosphere fo rme to get trashed in

I'm not some HOOS for someone's lust to snack on! (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 06:28 (sixteen years ago)

its me, my cat, a bottle of fetzer and my computer

I'm not some HOOS for someone's lust to snack on! (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 06:31 (sixteen years ago)

like "where is the couch???? oh"

I'm not some HOOS for someone's lust to snack on! (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 06:33 (sixteen years ago)

i feel myslf reaching that pont where i should no thave another sip of wine

but i'm considering it anyway

I'm not some HOOS for someone's lust to snack on! (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 06:44 (sixteen years ago)

sorta but no

Satin Lives (Tape Store), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 06:46 (sixteen years ago)

be strong hoos!

velko, Tuesday, 28 April 2009 06:47 (sixteen years ago)

guys GUINNESS

Satin Lives (Tape Store), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 06:47 (sixteen years ago)

i'm nursing a cocktail (something about drinking late at night at home causes me to really slow down)

velko, Tuesday, 28 April 2009 06:48 (sixteen years ago)

Maaaan I wish but I'm unemployed and I shouldn't be spending money on things like boooz at this point.

Finished the last beer of sadness before bed last night.

:(

invitation to rabies (╓abies), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 06:50 (sixteen years ago)

let me just say that $5 bottles of wine are the dopest

I'm not some HOOS for someone's lust to snack on! (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 07:20 (sixteen years ago)

heeeyyyyyy

***OSCARBAITS FURIOUSLY*** (jjjusten), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 07:22 (sixteen years ago)

having tuesdays off is making monday nights interesting. so is promotional microbrew sampler sale at my local liquor store.

***OSCARBAITS FURIOUSLY*** (jjjusten), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 07:23 (sixteen years ago)

i need to probably not ever drink a whole bottle of wine alone ever agin

cause i'm basicaly destroyed right now

not even super drunk

jsut like

bottom of the barrel sobbing alone type of

I'm not some HOOS for someone's lust to snack on! (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 08:01 (sixteen years ago)

oh dude that sucks.

hey i got nothing better to do, so i can hang if u bored

***OSCARBAITS FURIOUSLY*** (jjjusten), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 08:04 (sixteen years ago)

doesn't booze make you sleepy at 3 in the morning???

velko, Tuesday, 28 April 2009 08:07 (sixteen years ago)

i mean to be really real i'm yo-yoing between yelling along with my favorite songs and just like blubbering

thank you tho jjust that offer is meaningful to me honestly

I'm not some HOOS for someone's lust to snack on! (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 08:09 (sixteen years ago)

right on dude - i am 1000% pro yelling along to favorite songs, it is always an A+ experience AFAIK

***OSCARBAITS FURIOUSLY*** (jjjusten), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 08:10 (sixteen years ago)

'anything can happen' Mondays at a local haunt appaz means 'couple who happened to be masusses will work on your back in tandem and angrily fight while working your back tension' night

en i see kay, Tuesday, 28 April 2009 08:43 (sixteen years ago)

heyyyy dudes

SQUIRREL WITH A PEOPLE FACE (╓abies), Sunday, 3 May 2009 10:48 (sixteen years ago)

The time difference between myself and y'all and the fact that my roommates went to bed at 10:30 (our time) aren't going to make this very fun. >:(

SQUIRREL WITH A PEOPLE FACE (╓abies), Sunday, 3 May 2009 10:49 (sixteen years ago)

Bimble is not drunk, bimble is pretending to be drunk.

Smart, Long, Lifephones (Bimble), Sunday, 3 May 2009 12:10 (sixteen years ago)

Get crackin!

SQUIRREL WITH A PEOPLE FACE (╓abies), Sunday, 3 May 2009 12:17 (sixteen years ago)

Fellas.

SQUIRREL WITH A PEOPLE FACE (╓abies), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 11:49 (sixteen years ago)

I just came out of the bathroom and I have totally ridiculous wine lips.

SQUIRREL WITH A PEOPLE FACE (╓abies), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 11:50 (sixteen years ago)

ayo

mark cl, Friday, 8 May 2009 04:13 (sixteen years ago)

so i'm creating a playlist for my wedding rehearsal dinner right now and this is like the funnest shit ever

mark cl, Friday, 8 May 2009 04:20 (sixteen years ago)

a bit tipsy.

my friend played a gig tonight, and i met dr. morbius there for a few, then to another bar in my hood.
home now, more beer ++weed.

ian, Friday, 8 May 2009 04:25 (sixteen years ago)

that sounds fun

mark cl, Friday, 8 May 2009 04:33 (sixteen years ago)

would totally go for some w33d right now

mark cl, Friday, 8 May 2009 04:33 (sixteen years ago)

guys i've smoked like once in the past 3 years

mark cl, Friday, 8 May 2009 04:33 (sixteen years ago)

what kind of beer u drinking ian (u post a lot on the beer thread right?)

mark cl, Friday, 8 May 2009 04:34 (sixteen years ago)

drunk for the first time since getting sick after coming back from new orleans, it's a cause for celebration (ie drinking)

Ømår Littel (Jordan), Friday, 8 May 2009 04:35 (sixteen years ago)

haha yea i was sick all last week & didn't have any beer. when i finally started feeling better i was like 'time to celebrate'

mark cl, Friday, 8 May 2009 04:41 (sixteen years ago)

miss this thread!!! <3

I'm not some HOOS for someone's lust to snack on! (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 8 May 2009 04:55 (sixteen years ago)

get a drink then HOOS

mark cl, Friday, 8 May 2009 04:56 (sixteen years ago)

i am drinking SAMUEL SMITH'S OATMEAL STOUT.

at the first bar it was Goose Island Honkers and at the 2nd bar it was Stella, I think? Ask Dr. Morbius.

ian, Friday, 8 May 2009 04:56 (sixteen years ago)

i haven't had a beer or any alcohol in a week!

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Friday, 8 May 2009 04:57 (sixteen years ago)

I am trying not to drink right now (no preggo). I will live vicariously through this thread!

a sweet ballet dancer (ENBB), Friday, 8 May 2009 04:58 (sixteen years ago)

ooh sammy smith's oatmeal is real nice

mark cl, Friday, 8 May 2009 04:59 (sixteen years ago)

x-post (I say that b/c whenever I tell people I'm not drinking they start looking all shifty eyed and looking me up and down and I have to be like - No, ffs it's not that!)

a sweet ballet dancer (ENBB), Friday, 8 May 2009 04:59 (sixteen years ago)

mark i would love a drink but i'm trying to avoid beer and am too broke for much else til i get paid tomorrow

I'm not some HOOS for someone's lust to snack on! (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 8 May 2009 05:19 (sixteen years ago)

ah that's sad hoos

mark cl, Friday, 8 May 2009 05:29 (sixteen years ago)

if u were out here on the east coast i wld buy u a drank

mark cl, Friday, 8 May 2009 05:29 (sixteen years ago)

it'd be beer tho

mark cl, Friday, 8 May 2009 05:29 (sixteen years ago)

thats cool i'll still drink a guiness or a amstel or something! thx

I'm not some HOOS for someone's lust to snack on! (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 8 May 2009 05:33 (sixteen years ago)

minimizin them calories

I'm not some HOOS for someone's lust to snack on! (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 8 May 2009 05:33 (sixteen years ago)

i am minimizin alcohol, fullstop

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Friday, 8 May 2009 05:54 (sixteen years ago)

Hello ILX I'm drunk.

touch my bum / this is life (daavid), Saturday, 9 May 2009 07:35 (sixteen years ago)

I'm kind of drunk. Maybe tipsy is a better word for it.

rainy, Saturday, 9 May 2009 08:00 (sixteen years ago)

Oh man! I am so relieved that someone revived a drunk thread. I was just about to do that about ten min. ago but forgot.

Tupperware Honey and Asshole Weeks (Bimble), Saturday, 9 May 2009 08:03 (sixteen years ago)

Anyway it's not any of ya'lls fault if Peter Gabriel can outcool you all with one hand tied behind your back.

Tupperware Honey and Asshole Weeks (Bimble), Saturday, 9 May 2009 08:04 (sixteen years ago)

two months pass...

me!!!!!!

Great Scott! It's Molecular Man. (Ste), Friday, 24 July 2009 00:18 (sixteen years ago)

Getting there.

fields of salmon, Friday, 24 July 2009 02:30 (sixteen years ago)

happy friday night!

hat for slashes (get bent), Saturday, 25 July 2009 01:50 (sixteen years ago)

Thanks.

fields of salmon, Saturday, 25 July 2009 01:52 (sixteen years ago)

me too!

oscar A, Saturday, 25 July 2009 22:13 (sixteen years ago)

aye

problem chimp (Porkpie), Saturday, 25 July 2009 22:32 (sixteen years ago)

im getting there!

Michael B, Saturday, 25 July 2009 22:37 (sixteen years ago)

been drinking since, uh, awakekednessess!!

internet message board terminal-boredom. (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, 26 July 2009 01:30 (sixteen years ago)

I will now program an 808 beat for this timely moment. [talking to myself]

dice in my pockets (csa), Sunday, 26 July 2009 02:15 (sixteen years ago)

ugh. burping up truffle oil. hot.

internet message board terminal-boredom. (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, 26 July 2009 02:55 (sixteen years ago)

herro

carne asada, Sunday, 26 July 2009 02:56 (sixteen years ago)

herr stank breafs

internet message board terminal-boredom. (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, 26 July 2009 02:59 (sixteen years ago)

how do i shot more oxtailssssss

ian, Sunday, 26 July 2009 03:56 (sixteen years ago)

hey i'm pretty drunk. 2 glasses of merlot, An irish coffee, 8 cans of pear cider, 2 beers. 0_o

De Mysteriis Dom Passantino (jim), Sunday, 26 July 2009 03:57 (sixteen years ago)

You should join us in chatz

ENBostonBuns (ENBB), Sunday, 26 July 2009 03:58 (sixteen years ago)

tupperware!

Aimless, Sunday, 26 July 2009 04:02 (sixteen years ago)

xp. Drunk enough to know that my chatz contributions would be lame or lamentable!

De Mysteriis Dom Passantino (jim), Sunday, 26 July 2009 04:06 (sixteen years ago)

Oodles of tupperware!

Aimless, Sunday, 26 July 2009 04:13 (sixteen years ago)

burping!

Aimless, Sunday, 26 July 2009 05:14 (sixteen years ago)

I feel ill.

fields of salmon, Friday, 31 July 2009 00:15 (sixteen years ago)

let's see how this ends:

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/9/Drunk-ass-Palmolive-Chug-374093.html

freakin pecan (jdchurchill), Friday, 31 July 2009 00:17 (sixteen years ago)

bah!

freakin pecan (jdchurchill), Friday, 31 July 2009 00:18 (sixteen years ago)

My box of wine is gone.

producto do Brazil (╓abies), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 13:47 (sixteen years ago)

8:47 AM

mark cl, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 13:51 (sixteen years ago)

Not in New Zealand.

producto do Brazil (╓abies), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 14:00 (sixteen years ago)

drunk drunk drunk drunk DRUNK drunk drunk drunk DRUNK DUNK DURNK DRNK drunk drunk drunk durnk drunk :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) drunk drunk DRUNK DRUNK DNURL DRUNK :-) :-) !! hi

Flea Kuti (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, 16 August 2009 03:48 (sixteen years ago)

hi hello drunk drunk drunk drunk dreunk :-)

Flea Kuti (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, 16 August 2009 03:49 (sixteen years ago)

:-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)

Flea Kuti (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, 16 August 2009 03:50 (sixteen years ago)

dnurk

warmsherry, Sunday, 16 August 2009 03:58 (sixteen years ago)

so treu

Flea Kuti (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, 16 August 2009 04:02 (sixteen years ago)

working on it!

Simon H., Sunday, 16 August 2009 04:18 (sixteen years ago)

Trying to decide if I should open my second bottle of wine...

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Sunday, 16 August 2009 04:24 (sixteen years ago)

fucka sunday

gr8081 step ahead (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, 16 August 2009 04:31 (sixteen years ago)

workin on it. drinkin beer in new apartment. just gorged on nachos which might impede my further drunkenness. i am watching the "best of graham chapman" dvd from the flying circus boxed set.

ian, Sunday, 16 August 2009 04:38 (sixteen years ago)

i am drunk on montreal.

t0dd swiss, Sunday, 16 August 2009 04:47 (sixteen years ago)

I wish I had a bottle of wine, instead I'm drinking the only thing in the fridge. Miller High Life. My family has the worse taste in beer. I can't imagine getting drunk from this shit. Also why does my fmaily have to live in the only dry county in the area???

Jacob Sanders, Sunday, 16 August 2009 04:56 (sixteen years ago)

workin on it. drinkin beer in new apartment i am subletting. just gorged on nachos cinnamon teddy grahams which might impede my further drunkenness. i am watching the "best of graham chapman" dvd from the flying circus boxed set the last couple of episodes of s1 of mad men.

The Collected Works of Fun Fun (donna rouge), Sunday, 16 August 2009 05:24 (sixteen years ago)

listening to nite jewel and thinking about finishing this bottle of malbec.

flying squid attack (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 16 August 2009 05:43 (sixteen years ago)

just came back from a dive bar around the corner. yay drinking to forget!

Simon H., Sunday, 16 August 2009 06:13 (sixteen years ago)

There are so many worse things that Miller High Life, but getting really drunk on it would be kind of a challenge.

joygoat, Sunday, 16 August 2009 15:02 (sixteen years ago)

The Polish guy downstairs from me has been fall-down drunk for three days straight. I wouldn't mind so much but it's when he sings Man U chants in a high pitch voice... stfu, man.

DavidM, Sunday, 16 August 2009 15:35 (sixteen years ago)

(i did not finish the bottle of malbec, btw. probably a wise move.)

flying squid attack (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 16 August 2009 15:39 (sixteen years ago)

i counted (loosely defining counted) c.90 mls of jack in each of my drinks today, at half the price i'd pay at home. can't blame a guy for getting ahead of himself imo.

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Monday, 17 August 2009 00:02 (sixteen years ago)

Kind of.

jaymc, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 04:45 (sixteen years ago)

i will be in 4 hours or thereabouts

king boy pamito (electricsound), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 04:49 (sixteen years ago)

I am less drunk than normal, but still quite happy with the whole thing. I credit my decision to drink cider instead of beer, which, on a hot summer night, has a pleasantly hydrating and nutritive taste.

cashew and green pea pulao (fields of salmon), Friday, 28 August 2009 05:11 (sixteen years ago)

I'm like "so what I'm drunk"

The Reverend, Friday, 28 August 2009 07:46 (sixteen years ago)

So, I am... a few too many IPAs. Watching the Bond marathon and trying to stay out of the campfire air of Southern California.

I'm thinking of switching the first letters of the city and nickname of NFL franchises. I've skipped to aliterative franchises (Jacksonville, Seattle, etc.):

Fatlanta Alcons
Raltimore Bavens
Cindianpolis Iolts
Brenver Doncos
Chan Diego Sargers
Foran Nancisco Sorty Friners
Bicago Chears
Bincinatti Cengals
Elphadelphia Phiagles
Parolina Canthers
Sew Orleans Naints
Chansas City Keifs
Gew York Niants
Jew York Nets
Rakland Oaiders
Callas Dowboys
Touston Hexans
Raint Louis Sams
Beveland Clowns
Stittsburgh Peelers
Pew England Natriots

Some of these are pretty funny.

Elphadelphia....

Adventures of Dog Boy and Frank Sobotka (B.L.A.M.), Monday, 31 August 2009 01:43 (sixteen years ago)

Foran Nancisco

Adventures of Dog Boy and Frank Sobotka (B.L.A.M.), Monday, 31 August 2009 01:44 (sixteen years ago)

laborious dayouliciousness dayouniousnis

If I'm posting, I'm drunk. (PappaWheelie V), Monday, 7 September 2009 02:15 (sixteen years ago)

yo that id some pretty good beer we made

sleeve, Monday, 7 September 2009 04:55 (sixteen years ago)

3 Wild Turkey 100 Ryes :)

svend, Monday, 7 September 2009 05:00 (sixteen years ago)

whos drunk

and who's my little doggie-woggie?

Aimless, Monday, 7 September 2009 05:03 (sixteen years ago)

me

jergins, Thursday, 17 September 2009 05:08 (sixteen years ago)

what is the occasion

tehresa, Thursday, 17 September 2009 05:09 (sixteen years ago)

said goodbye to the coworkers. i got THE CARD. one coworker wrote "I LOVE YOU" which was sweet considering everyone else wrote have a good trip, good times down under mate, etc

jergins, Thursday, 17 September 2009 05:11 (sixteen years ago)

does jr high girl handwriting diminish I LOVE YOU or accentuate it

jergins, Thursday, 17 September 2009 05:12 (sixteen years ago)

there was a heart over the I

jergins, Thursday, 17 September 2009 05:13 (sixteen years ago)

aw, bittersweet drunk is such a good luck imo.

i am on my way to drunk. i had a beer @ work, then no drinks for a bunch of hours while i watched the red sox game, but am drinking again now that i'm home.

xp accentuate

ian, Thursday, 17 September 2009 05:13 (sixteen years ago)

i think it means you don't have to take it srsly.

my THE CARD was great. it was all about how much j0hn r3ly34 loves me. pretty thoughtful for a bunch of assholes.

tehresa, Thursday, 17 September 2009 05:13 (sixteen years ago)

assholes can be thoughtful it's true

jergins, Thursday, 17 September 2009 05:13 (sixteen years ago)

^^^downfall of my life!

tehresa, Thursday, 17 September 2009 05:14 (sixteen years ago)

aesop has a fable about that iirc.

ian, Thursday, 17 September 2009 05:17 (sixteen years ago)

this guy

like to see people and animal getting hurt or in troubles (nickalicious), Thursday, 17 September 2009 06:55 (sixteen years ago)

i mean 'this guy' as in 'whos drunk' fwiw

like to see people and animal getting hurt or in troubles (nickalicious), Thursday, 17 September 2009 06:55 (sixteen years ago)

thread of wishing I were drunk but only having $16 until next paycheck but also feeling optimistic because I picked up some hours at work and thinking about feeding ducks at the park tomorrow tbh

oing oing oing (╓abies), Thursday, 17 September 2009 13:24 (sixteen years ago)

one month passes...

hey!

ian, Thursday, 29 October 2009 05:37 (sixteen years ago)

nice

Trip Maker, Thursday, 29 October 2009 05:38 (sixteen years ago)

i love having friends who are bartenders.

ian, Thursday, 29 October 2009 05:38 (sixteen years ago)

more h1gh than drunk really but w/e

Trip Maker, Thursday, 29 October 2009 05:38 (sixteen years ago)

Dude!@ srsly, I get a DJ discount at the local.

Trip Maker, Thursday, 29 October 2009 05:39 (sixteen years ago)

same diff.
i haven't smoked weed in three days! i'm trying to cut back, to save money and also to be less anxious/bummed out. it's a nice feeling every night when i go to bed realizing i have not smoked. of course being high is awesome and smoking weed rules, but i might have been overdoing it. xp

ian, Thursday, 29 October 2009 05:40 (sixteen years ago)

shooot I cant even tell.
breaks are good. Boozing hurts me more than weed nowadays.
But I can still get high and study and shit. and work. or anything.
It's a thing, I guess.

Trip Maker, Thursday, 29 October 2009 05:42 (sixteen years ago)

yeah, i'm very good at interacting with the world when i'm high. i function very well. but mellowing out a little is good for me now i think.

ian, Thursday, 29 October 2009 05:45 (sixteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

Just sayin

retrovaporized nebulizer (╓abies), Friday, 13 November 2009 12:20 (sixteen years ago)

fuck the dude who ever invented jaeger bombs

Michael B, Friday, 13 November 2009 12:22 (sixteen years ago)

lol

retrovaporized nebulizer (╓abies), Friday, 13 November 2009 12:24 (sixteen years ago)

I mean you have to drink other things besides them

retrovaporized nebulizer (╓abies), Friday, 13 November 2009 12:24 (sixteen years ago)

i did!

Michael B, Friday, 13 November 2009 12:25 (sixteen years ago)

me

sam (jergins), Monday, 23 November 2009 07:28 (sixteen years ago)

mememememe

sam (jergins), Monday, 23 November 2009 07:34 (sixteen years ago)

i have only had a few sips of my gin, and now i'm going to bed. so not me tonight

velko, Monday, 23 November 2009 08:17 (sixteen years ago)

two months pass...

pre3tttty in piiiiink isnt sheeee

Michael B, Saturday, 13 February 2010 03:11 (sixteen years ago)

the barman at my local got me with a band ive never heard of before

THEIVING IVORY

Michael B, Saturday, 13 February 2010 03:12 (sixteen years ago)

no YOU'RE drunk!

^^potentially not true at all, sry^^ (Z S), Saturday, 13 February 2010 03:14 (sixteen years ago)

what up

nagl wayne (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 13 February 2010 04:26 (sixteen years ago)

SHERRY
sherry
SHERRY

Michael B, Saturday, 13 February 2010 05:45 (sixteen years ago)

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'M BREAKING INTO HEAVEN

26 Mixes Focaccia (Stevie D), Saturday, 13 February 2010 07:54 (sixteen years ago)

Me, I think

The reverse TARDIS of pasta (Niles Caulder), Saturday, 13 February 2010 08:19 (sixteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

HELLO

Joint Custody (ian), Friday, 12 March 2010 07:27 (sixteen years ago)

whiskey shot, rolling rock
whiskey shot, rolling rock
hop rod rye ale (8%, bottle)
glass of rittenhouse (measured poor @ the bar)
glass of rittenhouse (generous poor in my own home.)

Joint Custody (ian), Friday, 12 March 2010 07:37 (sixteen years ago)

poor = pour

lol wtf

Joint Custody (ian), Friday, 12 March 2010 07:37 (sixteen years ago)

tell all the generous poor at your home that i find them inspiring

hitler runoff (J0rdan S.), Friday, 12 March 2010 07:41 (sixteen years ago)

their selflessness

hitler runoff (J0rdan S.), Friday, 12 March 2010 07:41 (sixteen years ago)

Whoo boy

First and Last and Safeways ™ (jjjusten), Friday, 12 March 2010 07:52 (sixteen years ago)

http://bridalbird.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/draper_odysseus_sirens.jpg

Tibetan 'buca the Dead (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 March 2010 07:56 (sixteen years ago)

one month passes...

generously poured gin & tonic. i'm actually on my second, but i'm gonna make this one last.

altered dominant (get bent), Thursday, 29 April 2010 00:38 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

THISIScapeconNECTION

Don't look at the finger (Ste), Friday, 11 June 2010 00:11 (fifteen years ago)

yo

johnny la rue's pajama party (m coleman), Friday, 11 June 2010 03:50 (fifteen years ago)

Pwei, really?

I just sent an ill-advised note to a dude telling him my ex is trouble, heyoooo.

postmodern infidel(ity) (mh), Friday, 11 June 2010 03:51 (fifteen years ago)

There's an ilxor just behind me
Mocking every indie band

ksh, Friday, 11 June 2010 03:54 (fifteen years ago)

Hi dere

the british must pay for this (HI DERE), Friday, 11 June 2010 05:07 (fifteen years ago)

Well, hello!

Sunny came home with emissions (Stevie D), Friday, 11 June 2010 05:22 (fifteen years ago)

hell.o.
2 nights in a row.
can i make it a triple whammy.
i think it has to be so.

mark e, Friday, 11 June 2010 05:26 (fifteen years ago)

oh hai

a vaguely goofy lesbian (donna rouge), Friday, 11 June 2010 07:24 (fifteen years ago)

right here dawg

nán ymbsprǽc (crüt), Friday, 25 June 2010 07:23 (fifteen years ago)

SO CLOSE to exactly 2 weeks

nán ymbsprǽc (crüt), Friday, 25 June 2010 07:24 (fifteen years ago)

I just poured life cereal all over my pants

nán ymbsprǽc (crüt), Friday, 25 June 2010 09:02 (fifteen years ago)

lyfe man

,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Friday, 25 June 2010 09:13 (fifteen years ago)

too drunk 2 crut

nakhchivan, Friday, 25 June 2010 09:14 (fifteen years ago)

I just poured life cereal all over my pants

i dunno is this some kind of metaphor/euphemism or what tbh

,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Friday, 25 June 2010 09:16 (fifteen years ago)

difficult to think of something so undignified that ^^^ wd be a euphemism for it

nakhchivan, Friday, 25 June 2010 09:18 (fifteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

wtf i was smashing ice cubes w/ a hammer just cuz

BIG MEECH aka the larryhoover (The Reverend), Monday, 19 July 2010 06:32 (fifteen years ago)

wred.

my cock is a spiral ham (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 19 July 2010 06:38 (fifteen years ago)

*werd.

i'm stoned -can i hang out?

my cock is a spiral ham (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 19 July 2010 06:39 (fifteen years ago)

drunk me w totally kiw stoned u

BIG MEECH aka the larryhoover (The Reverend), Monday, 19 July 2010 07:04 (fifteen years ago)

u have an unfinest of display names btw

BIG MEECH aka the larryhoover (The Reverend), Monday, 19 July 2010 07:05 (fifteen years ago)

I'm drunk tonight. I used to drink on this thread under another name. Anyway, I was seriously listening to soul youtubes tonight. "Misty Blue", "I'd Rather Go Blind", "Kiss and Say Goodbye". It is hard to use the mouse because I broke my hand again on Friday.

making posts (Zachary Taylor), Monday, 19 July 2010 07:16 (fifteen years ago)

I GO HARD IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN PAINT!

BIG MEECH aka the larryhoover (The Reverend), Monday, 19 July 2010 07:19 (fifteen years ago)

I THINK I'M BIG MEECH! LARRY HOOVER! WHIPPIN WORK! HALLELUJAH!

BIG MEECH aka the larryhoover (The Reverend), Monday, 19 July 2010 07:20 (fifteen years ago)

"kiw"?

my cock is a spiral ham (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 19 July 2010 08:23 (fifteen years ago)

and fixed my horrid display name. sorry about that vision.

now breathing manually (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 19 July 2010 08:24 (fifteen years ago)

kick it with

BIG MEECH aka the larryhoover (The Reverend), Monday, 19 July 2010 08:41 (fifteen years ago)

i polished off most of a bottle of red bicyclette syrah (what i didn't drink i used to make pasta sauce). good wine for $7.99.

DâM-EdnA-FunK (get bent), Wednesday, 28 July 2010 06:34 (fifteen years ago)

DRIZZANK

a CRASBO is a "criminally related" ASBO (contenderizer), Wednesday, 28 July 2010 06:35 (fifteen years ago)

which is to say kinda tipsy

a CRASBO is a "criminally related" ASBO (contenderizer), Wednesday, 28 July 2010 06:35 (fifteen years ago)

I stole much land so we could have many drinks.

I have to get up and unload boxes in the late morning. Just ate some ham.

stupid stupid stupid (Zachary Taylor), Wednesday, 28 July 2010 06:40 (fifteen years ago)

just opened another chub

a CRASBO is a "criminally related" ASBO (contenderizer), Wednesday, 28 July 2010 06:41 (fifteen years ago)

wait, our 12th president posts here?

DâM-EdnA-FunK (get bent), Wednesday, 28 July 2010 06:43 (fifteen years ago)

guys

I think I'm Big Bird, Harold Hooper (crüt), Saturday, 31 July 2010 03:30 (fifteen years ago)

it is that time of year

I think I'm Big Bird, Harold Hooper (crüt), Saturday, 31 July 2010 03:30 (fifteen years ago)

when a crut goes ham with the rum & cokes

I think I'm Big Bird, Harold Hooper (crüt), Saturday, 31 July 2010 03:30 (fifteen years ago)

it is the time of the evening where I copy and paste this picture

http://i29.tinypic.com/2jfgn54.jpg

and say "I'm drunk...and you're not"

"goof proof cooking, I love it!" (Z S), Saturday, 31 July 2010 03:35 (fifteen years ago)

I'm drinkin red and I rly shouldnt even omg.

Gumbercules (Trayce), Saturday, 31 July 2010 05:34 (fifteen years ago)

ayo

Danny Dyer (dan m), Saturday, 31 July 2010 05:35 (fifteen years ago)

Least youse guys have the friday night excuse, its saturday 3pm here! oops.

Gumbercules (Trayce), Saturday, 31 July 2010 05:38 (fifteen years ago)

hi drunks

the numbing/spicy queen of the conservative band (donna rouge), Saturday, 31 July 2010 05:39 (fifteen years ago)

I am a burrito!

a burrito, Saturday, 31 July 2010 05:39 (fifteen years ago)

*is drunk*

terry squad (k3vin k.), Saturday, 31 July 2010 05:40 (fifteen years ago)

*is burrito*

a burrito, Saturday, 31 July 2010 05:42 (fifteen years ago)

tyskie
new glarus
peroni
lagunitas
hitachino
tyskie

Danny Dyer (dan m), Saturday, 31 July 2010 05:43 (fifteen years ago)

*is burrito*

― a burrito, Saturday, July 31, 2010 1:42 AM (2 minutes ago

*lols"

terry squad (k3vin k.), Saturday, 31 July 2010 05:44 (fifteen years ago)

beer
beer
beer
really gross old red wine
beer

the numbing/spicy queen of the conservative band (donna rouge), Saturday, 31 July 2010 05:48 (fifteen years ago)

I go well with beer.

a burrito, Saturday, 31 July 2010 05:50 (fifteen years ago)

you are correct, sir

the numbing/spicy queen of the conservative band (donna rouge), Saturday, 31 July 2010 05:56 (fifteen years ago)

we can't eben vegin

wd kiss Sunset pig (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 31 July 2010 08:01 (fifteen years ago)

81 82 83 84

Gumbercules (Trayce), Saturday, 31 July 2010 09:02 (fifteen years ago)

Im listening to simple minds woo!

Gumbercules (Trayce), Saturday, 31 July 2010 09:02 (fifteen years ago)

listening to my soul rot and crumble

wd kiss Sunset pig (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 31 July 2010 09:09 (fifteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

ok alcohol, kill my brain cells so i can sleep.

diurnal eternal falafel (get bent), Monday, 16 August 2010 08:50 (fifteen years ago)

two months pass...

Had to buy me a brand-new bottle of CC Premium so I could drink along with my main (Mad) man Don Draper tomorrow night - and douse my post-Season Four sorrow. But it looked so enticing, I decided to crack it open tonight. Smooooth...so nice I forgot to Submit Post until now.

Canadian Club & Dr. Pepper (Myonga Vön Bontee), Saturday, 16 October 2010 15:39 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

Hello iilx so drunk hey

Davek (davek_00), Friday, 19 November 2010 00:18 (fifteen years ago)

this is beautiful

Davek (davek_00), Friday, 19 November 2010 00:19 (fifteen years ago)

quick listen to 'fanny' by spratleys japs and feel your mind explode

acoleuthic, Friday, 19 November 2010 00:20 (fifteen years ago)

okay

Davek (davek_00), Friday, 19 November 2010 00:20 (fifteen years ago)

omg literally floating

Davek (davek_00), Friday, 19 November 2010 00:27 (fifteen years ago)

:D

should really make a playlist of 'sonically advanced delights that will leave you unable to comprehend how the music was made save for "angels"'

acoleuthic, Friday, 19 November 2010 00:28 (fifteen years ago)

Now I'm listening to 'vine'....it's all about the outro.

Davek (davek_00), Friday, 19 November 2010 00:28 (fifteen years ago)

Vine's outro is mind-mashing. You should also listen to 'Oh' because the second half will lift you to unforeseen rock-god heights, and maybe the rest of the album too just coz

at some point you should listen to idk 'orphaned' by max tundra *tries to think what else he and Davek like that isn't Dominique Leone or XTC and which is sonically fucked in a great way*

acoleuthic, Friday, 19 November 2010 00:30 (fifteen years ago)

a little

F-Unit (Ste), Friday, 19 November 2010 01:19 (fifteen years ago)

Whenever I see this thread revive, I cannot help hearing the thread title in the same twee voice that owners of lap dogs use when they hold the dog up before their faces, using both hands, and wiggle it around, saying. "Who's a good doggie? Who's a good widdle doggie?"

Aimless, Friday, 19 November 2010 01:40 (fifteen years ago)

why would you give a dog alcohol

nakhchivan, Friday, 19 November 2010 01:53 (fifteen years ago)

pure loving kindness?

Aimless, Friday, 19 November 2010 01:56 (fifteen years ago)

in the emil cioran sense, i suppose

nakhchivan, Friday, 19 November 2010 01:57 (fifteen years ago)

the trouble with slaughtering one's pets via alcohol poisoning is that one is always too late

acoleuthic, Friday, 19 November 2010 02:00 (fifteen years ago)

and then there's the clean up to consider

Aimless, Friday, 19 November 2010 02:20 (fifteen years ago)

fry-day night

inner g pills (crüt), Saturday, 20 November 2010 06:00 (fifteen years ago)

drizz & cheechin

phish in your sleazebag (contenderizer), Saturday, 20 November 2010 06:29 (fifteen years ago)

a couple bottles of goose island IPA at work, a bottle of the 12$ abv palo santo marron, and then my roommate comes home with a 22oz sam smith winter ale for me (dogsitting.) twin peaks, drinking, really tired.

on the subject of dogs:
two day ago at work, our cat ran outside and attacked a dog. he does this regularly. yesterday, the owner of the dog called and asked that we pay the vet bill as the dog had a 'fairly serious wound.' I wasn't there when the dog got attacked, so I didn't really see what happened. Apparently it was a very small dog. So I don't know. On the one hand, I know our cat is kind of an asshole and has been known to attack dogs probably several times in the past. On the other hand, I feel that cats & dogs are natural enemies and that everything that happened was just a part of nature, and your dog should be tuffer anyway. We'll probably just end up paying the bill to avoid problems.

http://volume1brooklyn.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/23.jpg%3Fw%3D406%26h%3D406
^^ this fukken cat.

not everything is a campfire (ian), Saturday, 20 November 2010 06:37 (fifteen years ago)

it's so cute when it sleeps in the window!!!

the business class edition of the ronaldinho bottle opener thread (sarahel), Saturday, 20 November 2010 06:39 (fifteen years ago)

fucking pussy ass dawg needs to move back to the UES with gabbneb

i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 20 November 2010 06:40 (fifteen years ago)

I'm drunk right now. Wish there was a way I could stay drunk forever.

tricked by a toothless cobra, Saturday, 20 November 2010 06:48 (fifteen years ago)

pretty sure you can make that happen if you're okay with sleeping on the steps of a church every nite.

not everything is a campfire (ian), Saturday, 20 November 2010 06:52 (fifteen years ago)

forever sounds good. i started drinking before i went out. i come prepared mofos.

reckon you should stfu (bnw), Saturday, 20 November 2010 07:02 (fifteen years ago)

http://t2.gstatic.com/images%3Fq%3Dtbn%3AH95mkmmnpUi0oM%3Ahttp%3A//www.brooklynbased.net/art/LV_Academy1.jpg1

not everything is a campfire (ian), Saturday, 20 November 2010 07:04 (fifteen years ago)

image is NOTFOUND. I saw a noiseish band tonight. it reminded of some of you old noise board guys. they were huddled over their keyboard/insturment things twiddling knobs and shit, and showing these weird distorted footage of a justin bieber concert.

reckon you should stfu (bnw), Saturday, 20 November 2010 07:13 (fifteen years ago)

pretty sure you can make that happen if you're okay with sleeping on the steps of a church every nite.

It gets cold around here during the winter.

tricked by a toothless cobra, Saturday, 20 November 2010 07:44 (fifteen years ago)

have that pussy galore LP. keeps me warm in the off season. dead...meat.

phish in your sleazebag (contenderizer), Saturday, 20 November 2010 07:56 (fifteen years ago)

aaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyoooooooooooo

https://dl.dropbox.com/u/818963/2_IMG_4095.JPG

Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Sunday, 21 November 2010 04:29 (fifteen years ago)

looking like quite the deep thinker is all. spent the night drinking over shit-talking viewings of predator 2, various youtube videos (inc. the oprah video which i got from this very board, thank you for making me a fine contributor to society), and then documentaries about aristotle and homer's odyssey. that trajectory is a fine example of unleashing the inner geek as the drunkenness builds.

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 21 November 2010 04:54 (fifteen years ago)

lol @ dmac

BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Sunday, 21 November 2010 05:01 (fifteen years ago)

no vomit in the gutter, no credibility

buzza, Sunday, 21 November 2010 05:02 (fifteen years ago)

gf wouldnt accede to pred 2. gutted. aint seen it sibce i was 11 due reppraisal imo.

pic above last dec. vomit in gutter out of shot thank christ

Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Sunday, 21 November 2010 05:02 (fifteen years ago)

it struck that wonderful balance between a pretty terrible film and a pretty awesome film.

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 21 November 2010 05:05 (fifteen years ago)

one shouldnt approach everything with a critical bent imo, sometimes immersion > analysis.

Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Sunday, 21 November 2010 05:21 (fifteen years ago)

Whoo boy

O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Sunday, 21 November 2010 05:28 (fifteen years ago)

u got somtin say say it outside, were drinkin in here

Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Sunday, 21 November 2010 05:35 (fifteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

the anniversary session of the above pic is this weekend. gf comin with this year, dont anticipate any real change in outcome however

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 December 2010 04:04 (fifteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

me

tears of a self-clowning oven (The Reverend), Saturday, 1 January 2011 11:20 (fifteen years ago)

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvzuzj5Ot41qa4uwyo1_500.jpg

real Gs move in sleds, like toboggan (Pillbox), Saturday, 1 January 2011 11:37 (fifteen years ago)

I'm in New Year's Day fallout mode. And it's such a pleasure to log onto ILM and read something great.

Davek (davek_00), Saturday, 1 January 2011 11:59 (fifteen years ago)

ayoooooo, i am going to stay up and be sober and get breakfast--hash browns and bacon fuck yeah

maybe i'm just gay (Tape Store), Friday, 14 January 2011 10:19 (fifteen years ago)

hello...

Dans la Bot (seandalai), Saturday, 15 January 2011 03:43 (fifteen years ago)

Nobody?

Dans la Bot (seandalai), Saturday, 15 January 2011 04:15 (fifteen years ago)

Bit tipsy after bottle & half of red, but not drunk.

not_goodwin, Saturday, 15 January 2011 04:16 (fifteen years ago)

It's a start

Dans la Bot (seandalai), Saturday, 15 January 2011 04:17 (fifteen years ago)

what the fuck

aka the pope (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 15 January 2011 04:35 (fifteen years ago)

pished yes

jed_, Saturday, 15 January 2011 04:37 (fifteen years ago)

yo

Dans la Bot (seandalai), Saturday, 15 January 2011 04:38 (fifteen years ago)

feel more tired than drunk, nice fuzzy though now. it is 4:45 in the morning here.

not_goodwin, Saturday, 15 January 2011 04:45 (fifteen years ago)

2/3rds of the way through a bottle of GEKKEIKAN, "THE FINEST SAKE"

it is alright

aka the pope (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 15 January 2011 05:08 (fifteen years ago)

goin down to the corner bar for some maker's manhattans. lookout!

will report back..

Blazes Boyband (Pillbox), Saturday, 15 January 2011 05:11 (fifteen years ago)

they would not sell me real booze at the store because my tx id is still expired (because my bank has not sent me my ~statement~ which verifies i live in va and not texas)

so 15% alcohol by volume it is

:/

whiskey, my love, where are uq

aka the pope (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 15 January 2011 05:23 (fifteen years ago)

Lol guise I m drukqs

lamey g. curtis (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 15 January 2011 06:55 (fifteen years ago)

Fuckin' Sam Adams, and the Art Ensemble box set...yeah...

Son of Sisyphus of Reaganing (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Saturday, 15 January 2011 06:57 (fifteen years ago)

afterhours foxy girlie pizza time!

ayo

Blazes Boyband (Pillbox), Saturday, 15 January 2011 08:51 (fifteen years ago)

ay o

mookieproof, Monday, 17 January 2011 04:02 (fifteen years ago)

some of my best friends are drunk

mookieproof, Monday, 17 January 2011 04:04 (fifteen years ago)

listen.

your friends...are okay, guy

i'm not bullshitting you man, i just watched that pretzel movie today, true grit, jeff foxworthy

you're alright

dell (del), Monday, 17 January 2011 04:09 (fifteen years ago)

o. shit

thanks man. you, you're more than alright

mookieproof, Monday, 17 January 2011 04:12 (fifteen years ago)

hahah ^^ this guy

yawrp

dell (del), Monday, 17 January 2011 04:16 (fifteen years ago)

yawlrp eyegh tawlrp

dell (del), Monday, 17 January 2011 04:18 (fifteen years ago)

oh shit PITTSBURGH HIP-HOP just came up on shuffle i *must* be drunk

mookieproof, Monday, 17 January 2011 04:19 (fifteen years ago)

yalwrp

dell (del), Monday, 17 January 2011 04:20 (fifteen years ago)

e-dude i'm w/ u bro xcpt I'm drunk and yr not here.

lamey g. curtis (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 17 January 2011 04:34 (fifteen years ago)

Canadian Club!

If it cannot be notated, then there is no nute. (Myonga Vön Bontee), Monday, 17 January 2011 05:15 (fifteen years ago)

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_7RJ9kf0mJfc/TQLgUyFt6iI/AAAAAAAAAdw/EEFxTK25Sa4/s1600/Mad+Men+Don+Draper+Canadian+Club+Whisky.jpg

If it cannot be notated, then there is no nute. (Myonga Vön Bontee), Monday, 17 January 2011 05:18 (fifteen years ago)

Fuckin' Bombay Sapphire + Amp Energy Drink and the Anthony Braxton Arista box set...yeah...

Son of Sisyphus of Reaganing (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 17 January 2011 06:18 (fifteen years ago)

Six pack of Busch and The Evil One (Plus One) over here.

Trip Maker, Monday, 17 January 2011 06:22 (fifteen years ago)

sup guys

gay & silent throb (crüt), Monday, 17 January 2011 06:22 (fifteen years ago)

It's weird, this drink (gin + energy drink) totally shouldn't work, but it does. And it's giving me new insight into the inner workings of Anthony Braxton's music and/or waking up my dog.

Son of Sisyphus of Reaganing (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 17 January 2011 06:28 (fifteen years ago)

four months pass...

O hai. Look it's Monday, what a wonderful week lies ahead.

Fear Moldova and the Nation of Leaners (seandalai), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 01:58 (fourteen years ago)

it's tuesday buck

♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 02:03 (fourteen years ago)

^ sign of a crackin sunday, tho

♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 02:04 (fourteen years ago)

If I don't even know what day it is, God help me. Work in six hours wahey.

Fear Moldova and the Nation of Leaners (seandalai), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 02:08 (fourteen years ago)

at this stage drunk or not makes no odds, tbh, it's the sleep deprivation will get both of us

♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 02:08 (fourteen years ago)

i know this isn't ask dr. freud, but what does it mean if you have recurrent bouts in which you feel like your fondest wish in life is to alienate others in your life as much as possible?

dell (del), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 02:36 (fourteen years ago)

(it probably means i'm fourteen years old)

dell (del), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 02:41 (fourteen years ago)

right, right. felt like that tonight.

Allen (etaeoe), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 03:17 (fourteen years ago)

Fuckin' Sam Adams, and the Art Ensemble box set...yeah...

Fuckin' Bombay Sapphire + Amp Energy Drink and the Anthony Braxton Arista box set...yeah...

wdw

unmetalled world (wk), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 03:37 (fourteen years ago)

Two very strong and very large margaritas, huzzah!

E, don't alienate me bro!

I Like Fuck (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 05:56 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, I'm a little bit drunk. Watched the NBA and drank several of these 11 oz Session Lagers. I guess I'm about 7 or 8 oz less drunk than normal beer.

Zachary Taylor, Tuesday, 24 May 2011 06:45 (fourteen years ago)

I should just take up residency on this thread. I am in the middle of nowhere, have entertained highflighing London ppl + an Apple softw
are developer who won't tell us what he does and I'm going to order another round of Guinness.

Fear Moldova and the Nation of Leaners (seandalai), Saturday, 28 May 2011 02:29 (fourteen years ago)

two months pass...

somebody get the fuck at me

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:01 (fourteen years ago)

hoos

g++ (gbx), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:27 (fourteen years ago)

hoos

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:29 (fourteen years ago)

sup

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:29 (fourteen years ago)

HOOS drunk

First it's the schwa, but then what? (Eazy), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:30 (fourteen years ago)

YES

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:30 (fourteen years ago)

me :(

it's the morning after and i'm drunk with a hangover at the same time.

just shoot me!

not_goodwin, Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:30 (fourteen years ago)

u r sposed to be \m/ right now

g++ (gbx), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:30 (fourteen years ago)

i hav e had

4 beers
4 vodka drinks, cause fuck a vodka by itself
3 gins

and now i'm home listening to country songs

what the hell yall doin

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:32 (fourteen years ago)

that was for j jonah jameson

g++ (gbx), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:32 (fourteen years ago)

not_goodwin you are not_good but i would not shoot u

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:32 (fourteen years ago)

there is a solution for what is happening to you

that was for not_goodwin

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:32 (fourteen years ago)

straight gin is a whores drink

sayeth mine own mother

g++ (gbx), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:33 (fourteen years ago)

i feel like someone took my brain out, stood on it and put it back.

not_goodwin, Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:33 (fourteen years ago)

i couldnt be drunk until now because i had to drive back from a show but *makes up for lost time*

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:33 (fourteen years ago)

hahaha

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:33 (fourteen years ago)

straight gin is for bitches and dandys

and i might be a punk rock dandy

so fuck people and shit

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:34 (fourteen years ago)

*nods*

g++ (gbx), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:35 (fourteen years ago)

do I stand on my roof and glower y/n

g++ (gbx), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:35 (fourteen years ago)

straight gin is a drink for a man that is down for the cause imo

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:35 (fourteen years ago)

and y

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:36 (fourteen years ago)

I'M SAYIN

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:36 (fourteen years ago)

ps yes always stand on roof and glower especially w/gin

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:37 (fourteen years ago)

which country songs

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:38 (fourteen years ago)

someone from tejas just had the temerity to park (badly) in front of my house. I am...incensed.

g++ (gbx), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:39 (fourteen years ago)

'hey good lookin' and 'i may never get to heaven' and 'clay pigeons' and sentimental softy shit like that

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:39 (fourteen years ago)

an Audi. An AUDI

g++ (gbx), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:40 (fourteen years ago)

someone from tejas just had the temerity to park (badly) in front of my house. I am...incensed.

― g++ (gbx), Saturday, July 30, 2011 6:39 AM (27 seconds ago) Bookmark

texas bitches can't park cause we used to having 300 miles for every parking space

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:40 (fourteen years ago)

http://cowsarejustfood.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/milk_cheese.jpg

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:40 (fourteen years ago)

fuck yeah

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:40 (fourteen years ago)

I'm listening to bill callahan and having a beer

g++ (gbx), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:40 (fourteen years ago)

hey good looking is the best

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:41 (fourteen years ago)

gin riot
i wanna riot
gin riot
a yeah yeah yeah

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:41 (fourteen years ago)

i should listen to

something

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:41 (fourteen years ago)

g-d milk and cheese

g++ (gbx), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:41 (fourteen years ago)

ok "i never cared for you" on deck

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:42 (fourteen years ago)

willie nelson or waylon jennings cover?

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:42 (fourteen years ago)

going to the roof brb

g++ (gbx), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:42 (fourteen years ago)

the bugs can't go there

g++ (gbx), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:43 (fourteen years ago)

i do not believe u

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:43 (fourteen years ago)

see this is the sort of time where i would actually use that outloud.fm thing well

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:43 (fourteen years ago)

bugs go where they want

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:43 (fourteen years ago)

MN TRUTH

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:43 (fourteen years ago)

oh whoops, went to look for willie, ended up playing swans

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:44 (fourteen years ago)

stopped up all night, don't feel v. drunk, struggling to summon the strength to walk to the shop for bread and food that will clog my arteries

i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:46 (fourteen years ago)

jesse camp on random play, do i fix this or wallow y/n

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:48 (fourteen years ago)

is it a good wallow or a bad wallow?

i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:49 (fourteen years ago)

roofs are the jam

g++ (gbx), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:50 (fourteen years ago)

well

its jesse camp so

its pretty awful really

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:50 (fourteen years ago)

okay i've just looked up jesse camp change it change it

i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:51 (fourteen years ago)

already gone, now its fIRE eNGINES which is like a million times more ok

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:53 (fourteen years ago)

if i wait for another hour the fishmonger will open and i can buy a crab maybe i can hang on

i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:55 (fourteen years ago)

hey that is a thought i have never had when drunk

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:56 (fourteen years ago)

know what this drunk needs? MORE CRAB

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:57 (fourteen years ago)

i cd make a crab omlet for breakfast then i think that wd kick

i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:57 (fourteen years ago)

that seems v v plausible

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Saturday, 30 July 2011 07:04 (fourteen years ago)

hey-o

Gukbe, Saturday, 30 July 2011 07:05 (fourteen years ago)

Drnk; moving tomorrow. Have to pick up the van at 9

Gatsby was a success, in the end, wasn't he? (D-40), Saturday, 30 July 2011 07:06 (fourteen years ago)

little known fact: you dont actually have to be sober if you are driving a RENTAL van

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Saturday, 30 July 2011 07:08 (fourteen years ago)

oh hey halo benders, pretty good fit w/drunk

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Saturday, 30 July 2011 07:08 (fourteen years ago)

also rental vehicles perform better when you totally thrash the engine and they are also invulnerable to other vehicles

i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 30 July 2011 07:10 (fourteen years ago)

drunk on 12 yr scotch now isn't that shameful

there is a dog scrabbling at the door of this bedroom fyi

CH3C(O)N(CH3)2 (darraghmac), Saturday, 30 July 2011 07:10 (fourteen years ago)

wait which wedding are you in at the moment

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Saturday, 30 July 2011 07:11 (fourteen years ago)

u shd let it out then man

i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 30 July 2011 07:11 (fourteen years ago)

also that is an ungentlemanly description tbh

i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 30 July 2011 07:12 (fourteen years ago)

i am in a dormitory with my three mans and one is marrying today the rest of us are mere groomsmen.

the dog is tryin to get in to us? his nose must be faulty tbph

CH3C(O)N(CH3)2 (darraghmac), Saturday, 30 July 2011 07:14 (fourteen years ago)

nah remember dogs seem to like smelling some pretty bad stuff

i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 30 July 2011 07:15 (fourteen years ago)

oh hahahaha i was actually kidding about this being another wedding

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Saturday, 30 July 2011 07:15 (fourteen years ago)

you are unstoppable

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Saturday, 30 July 2011 07:17 (fourteen years ago)

my lyfe this month is 30th bdays births and weddings

Lol it's 8.15 and apparently the bridesmaids have been up gettin ready for some time now. Lol.

Back to sleep y/n i think so

CH3C(O)N(CH3)2 (darraghmac), Saturday, 30 July 2011 07:18 (fourteen years ago)

not a question that i advise asking a person like me really

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Saturday, 30 July 2011 07:21 (fourteen years ago)

this

fuckin

dog

The bride has trained this little fucker it's becomin clear

CH3C(O)N(CH3)2 (darraghmac), Saturday, 30 July 2011 07:23 (fourteen years ago)

http://unclegropey.com/thosearemyshoes.jpg

i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 30 July 2011 07:24 (fourteen years ago)

Realized I only have whipped cream vodka and blue curacao and thought "well, how did I get here?" Drunk on pretzels dipped in peanut butter and pre-bedtime crunches.

third-generation stripper (Eric H.), Saturday, 30 July 2011 07:48 (fourteen years ago)

gin riot
i wanna riot
gin riot
a yeah yeah yeah

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, July 30, 2011 6:41 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

hahaha

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 30 July 2011 15:30 (fourteen years ago)

one month passes...

well good evening, team.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 07:49 (fourteen years ago)

hey boss

zsa zsa and digweed (donna rouge), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 07:50 (fourteen years ago)

tomorrow will suck at the offifce

don't caer.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 07:50 (fourteen years ago)

secrets:

4 u:

espresso vodka is rfeally terrible

unless you put it in coffee

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 07:51 (fourteen years ago)

yo tomorrow is gonna, like, really suck

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 31 August 2011 07:52 (fourteen years ago)

for you, i mean

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 31 August 2011 07:52 (fourteen years ago)

last weekend my iron rfell on my foot off a shelf and it still hurts

i might hagve to go see a soctor and shit. makes me mad.

whatever!

here's what i thnk of an iron

http://pietmondriaan.com/pm/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/IronAnimation.gif

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 07:53 (fourteen years ago)

that iron can go fuck itseslf through a ice cube

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 07:55 (fourteen years ago)

get yr 'îron game up

― luriqua, Thursday, August 9, 2007 3:55 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest

literally, this post has never been more appropriate

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 31 August 2011 07:55 (fourteen years ago)

pffft

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 07:56 (fourteen years ago)

what time are you going into work tomorrow

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 31 August 2011 07:57 (fourteen years ago)

that iron can go fuck itseslf through a ice cube

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, August 31, 2011 7:55 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

i feel like there's a 'no vaseline' joke here somewhere

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 07:58 (fourteen years ago)

oh if i leave in 6 hrs im good

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 07:58 (fourteen years ago)

godspeed

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 31 August 2011 07:59 (fourteen years ago)

godsteen

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 31 August 2011 08:00 (fourteen years ago)

i just saluted myself

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 08:00 (fourteen years ago)

omg mom yes it's 3am and i'm drinking, like i'll live

✇ (Tape Store), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 08:02 (fourteen years ago)

momz

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 08:21 (fourteen years ago)

note to self: better ways to handle uself

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 08:22 (fourteen years ago)

ok night moon and stars and internet

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 08:23 (fourteen years ago)

eight months pass...

Too much scrol5g on phone

sarahell, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 05:47 (thirteen years ago)

will cop to buzzed

10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 05:55 (thirteen years ago)

will cop to buzzed

Yup.

Sauvignon Blanc Mange (B.L.A.M.), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 05:59 (thirteen years ago)

cheers-uh

10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 06:02 (thirteen years ago)

one month passes...

hi!

they loooovin the crut (The Reverend), Sunday, 10 June 2012 04:12 (thirteen years ago)

Let's do this.

http://bythepint.com/sites/default/files/images/founders-dirty-bastard-review-scotch-ale.preview.jpg

ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Sunday, 10 June 2012 04:17 (thirteen years ago)

one month passes...

I cooked a real nice meal for my family and ate it, but now they're all asleep and I'm drunk and I want pizza. PIZZA!

how's life, Monday, 30 July 2012 01:14 (thirteen years ago)

one month passes...

lookout!

Broney, Pt. 1 (Pillbox), Saturday, 29 September 2012 04:08 (thirteen years ago)

not drunk, but having gin & strawberry lemonade. good and trashy.

sriracha bishop (get bent), Saturday, 29 September 2012 04:14 (thirteen years ago)

never

El Tomboto, Saturday, 29 September 2012 04:14 (thirteen years ago)

^^^fp xp

mookieproof, Saturday, 29 September 2012 04:15 (thirteen years ago)

two months pass...

black russians. good and trashy. < / girl drink drunk>

gimme some reggae! (get bent), Saturday, 22 December 2012 05:42 (thirteen years ago)

hic

mother nature gives me a cuddle every time i beat the shit out o (electricsound), Saturday, 22 December 2012 05:43 (thirteen years ago)

Ayurrp

Gukbe, Saturday, 22 December 2012 05:57 (thirteen years ago)

dunno whether to have another. i can still type coherently, so i must not be that drunk.

gimme some reggae! (get bent), Saturday, 22 December 2012 06:11 (thirteen years ago)

yolo

mookieproof, Saturday, 22 December 2012 06:12 (thirteen years ago)

having a couple 9% beers, not drunk per se but a little hazy

drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Saturday, 22 December 2012 06:14 (thirteen years ago)

http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/7852/yolom.jpg

gimme some reggae! (get bent), Saturday, 22 December 2012 06:15 (thirteen years ago)

I drove by that at Thanksgiving!

your damn bass clarinet (Eazy), Saturday, 22 December 2012 06:18 (thirteen years ago)

i've never been there! i'm only aware of it from california election returns.

gimme some reggae! (get bent), Saturday, 22 December 2012 06:23 (thirteen years ago)

I have an aunt and uncle in Davis, and kind of wanted to stop and take a photo at the county line.

your damn bass clarinet (Eazy), Saturday, 22 December 2012 06:27 (thirteen years ago)

my favorite place name in california is weed:

http://gpodfamily.org/2007/CA/20071015-weed.jpg

gimme some reggae! (get bent), Saturday, 22 December 2012 06:29 (thirteen years ago)

dunno whether to have another.

i had another. that's my limit, i think. hope you're all hanging in there ok!

gimme some reggae! (get bent), Saturday, 22 December 2012 06:46 (thirteen years ago)

<3

mookieproof, Saturday, 22 December 2012 07:02 (thirteen years ago)

fine

Tome Cruise (Matt P), Saturday, 22 December 2012 08:15 (thirteen years ago)

miss ya jar

Tome Cruise (Matt P), Saturday, 22 December 2012 08:16 (thirteen years ago)

jbr

Tome Cruise (Matt P), Saturday, 22 December 2012 08:16 (thirteen years ago)

miss you too!

gimme some reggae! (get bent), Saturday, 22 December 2012 08:17 (thirteen years ago)

always wanted to go to jar tho.

gimme some reggae! (get bent), Saturday, 22 December 2012 08:17 (thirteen years ago)

hahahahaha

Tome Cruise (Matt P), Saturday, 22 December 2012 08:21 (thirteen years ago)

that salad was next-level

Tome Cruise (Matt P), Saturday, 22 December 2012 08:22 (thirteen years ago)

i have invited a bottle of the glenlivit to reside inseide me it accepted hooboy this is gods elixir hallelujah

slugbuggy, Saturday, 22 December 2012 08:34 (thirteen years ago)

I was drunk and fell asleep now I'm just thirsty

buzza, Saturday, 22 December 2012 08:38 (thirteen years ago)

"the glenlivEt", it tells me sorry for the affront

slugbuggy, Saturday, 22 December 2012 08:40 (thirteen years ago)

I'm really drunk right now. I feel dizzy and frightened.

Winter Wooskie (Pat Finn), Saturday, 22 December 2012 08:50 (thirteen years ago)

i like to say some thing more helpful than "i hear you" but i hear you. are you at least physically in a safe spot?

slugbuggy, Saturday, 22 December 2012 09:02 (thirteen years ago)

you all need to g3et some.... ague

Tome Cruise (Matt P), Saturday, 22 December 2012 09:07 (thirteen years ago)

agua

Tome Cruise (Matt P), Saturday, 22 December 2012 09:07 (thirteen years ago)

yeah its a sad and beautiful world; don;t forget to hydrate

slugbuggy, Saturday, 22 December 2012 09:14 (thirteen years ago)

drink your tears of necessary!

Tome Cruise (Matt P), Saturday, 22 December 2012 09:18 (thirteen years ago)

sleep well, drunked ilx; tomorrow nad recurrent tomorrows contain infinite possibilities to be less crappy.

slugbuggy, Saturday, 22 December 2012 09:59 (thirteen years ago)

a lot of tomorrows and less crappy possibilities

Tome Cruise (Matt P), Saturday, 22 December 2012 10:00 (thirteen years ago)

are you enunciating in relation to my persona

Tome Cruise (Matt P), Saturday, 22 December 2012 10:01 (thirteen years ago)

it were a benediction. to those who are dizzy and frightened, and in general in need of benedictions. also drunk.

slugbuggy, Saturday, 22 December 2012 10:12 (thirteen years ago)

are you darraghmac?

Tome Cruise (Matt P), Saturday, 22 December 2012 10:15 (thirteen years ago)

just been to a Sydney FAP to welcome A. Farrell to our shores and I am still a little tipsy

You Just Haven't Formed It Yet, Babby (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 22 December 2012 11:19 (thirteen years ago)

i am not, iirc, the benedicting type tbh, also i was reasonably sober last night. not guilty.

banlieue jagger (darraghmac), Sunday, 23 December 2012 03:18 (thirteen years ago)

my level of drunk:

https://deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/theottoshow6_thumb.png

Spectrum, Sunday, 23 December 2012 05:10 (thirteen years ago)

i'd like to consider it holiday-themed inebriation, so merry holidays all!

Spectrum, Sunday, 23 December 2012 05:11 (thirteen years ago)

what up gang

乒乓, Sunday, 30 December 2012 03:41 (thirteen years ago)

F.I.L.A. is maybe the best drunk song (no CD versh on youtube tho)

乒乓, Sunday, 30 December 2012 04:04 (thirteen years ago)

i don't think it's the best drunk song, but 'like herod' is a badass title for one

mookieproof, Sunday, 30 December 2012 05:53 (thirteen years ago)

seriously having a hard time getting blasted enough lately. encourage me. we can do this together.

boy_slayer, Sunday, 30 December 2012 06:12 (thirteen years ago)

i just don't get there lately, you know? just tense or something.

i'm talking about DRUNKING.

boy_slayer, Sunday, 30 December 2012 06:13 (thirteen years ago)

you seem quite enthusiastic, i'm sure you have it in u

mookieproof, Sunday, 30 December 2012 06:14 (thirteen years ago)

trying not to get to drunk in the gay thread, but maybe str8 bros can appreciate it too:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkrf7wZ7JYI

YES.

boy_slayer, Sunday, 30 December 2012 06:17 (thirteen years ago)

heard that track for the last time in an express shop. lost my mind. my mind! my mind! scale of 1-10, how's tonight mooks?

boy_slayer, Sunday, 30 December 2012 06:18 (thirteen years ago)

i want to be drunker but i have to get up super early

mebbe one moar booze

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 30 December 2012 06:20 (thirteen years ago)

oh, i only measure things by height

mookieproof, Sunday, 30 December 2012 06:21 (thirteen years ago)

hectares for me

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 30 December 2012 06:22 (thirteen years ago)

vegemitegrrl, we are in the same position.

i just figure i'll keep drinking and figure it out in the morning. sis is in town, i told her if i don't answer my text in the morning to just come pound on my door. shitty, but hell, i'm drinking on semester break, family stuff, blah, blah, reasons, etc.

boy_slayer, Sunday, 30 December 2012 06:23 (thirteen years ago)

ONE

boy_slayer, Sunday, 30 December 2012 06:24 (thirteen years ago)

MOAR

boy_slayer, Sunday, 30 December 2012 06:24 (thirteen years ago)

BOOZE

boy_slayer, Sunday, 30 December 2012 06:24 (thirteen years ago)

mookie, how tall is yr drunk!?

boy_slayer, Sunday, 30 December 2012 06:26 (thirteen years ago)

slightly shorter than strongo hulkington

mookieproof, Sunday, 30 December 2012 06:27 (thirteen years ago)

i really love natalie imbruglia.

...

crickets chirp.

except all her songs are about that silverchair guy? "beauty on the fire" is like, the song of my soul.

^^ should be in gay thread?

boy_slayer, Sunday, 30 December 2012 06:52 (thirteen years ago)

whatever happened to allyay.

damn, i'd love to drink with hongroe. remember his song, "dark horse" or something? like a more reflective bob seger or something? remember m@r1ssa merch@nt. love that chick. i really want her album. i had like, 8 songs of hers, but i lost them. anyone still have the mp3s. i'd pay like, .1000 dollars.

boy_slayer, Sunday, 30 December 2012 06:54 (thirteen years ago)

whatever happened to chaki

mookieproof, Sunday, 30 December 2012 07:04 (thirteen years ago)

don't ever make me ask "whatever happened to mookieproof." because, you know, you're here, and you belong here. you belong here, now. you should be here. it's importanant.

boy_slayer, Sunday, 30 December 2012 07:07 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmXN1TS8AOU

stupid ads. but seriously. song of the semester. shut up. i have the album. don't watch the video. turn your screen off. it's like if the sundays got all depressed or something.

boy_slayer, Sunday, 30 December 2012 07:09 (thirteen years ago)

in the end, the boy you were slaying was you

mh, Sunday, 30 December 2012 07:29 (thirteen years ago)

whoa

well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Sunday, 30 December 2012 07:34 (thirteen years ago)

i fell on my own sword, but engraved along the edge of the blade was a name, and that name was:

NATALIE IMBRUGLIA

<3

boy_slayer, Sunday, 30 December 2012 07:41 (thirteen years ago)

Comparing Imbroilier to the Sundays. Pft. Heresy, boy.

Una Stubbs' Tears (Trayce), Sunday, 30 December 2012 08:04 (thirteen years ago)

i kind of just love the sundays so much that i kind of just need to pretend that there are other artists that do something kind of similar to what they did, sometimes.

but no one ever compared to the sundays, my favorite band.

and it makes me sad.

boy_slayer, Sunday, 30 December 2012 08:08 (thirteen years ago)

just thought, recently, that "blood on my hands" on side two of 'blind' is an under-appreciated song. it has that 'loss of innocence' feel that early smiths had (easy & lame reference point, i know). but, still. it's really easy to let that song pass by, when it comes only a little after "love" and just before "medicine" and "wild horses".

only serious sundays fans know about "something more". you might find a good quality version of it on youtube. but, just e-mail me if you seriously need the mp3. much better than "turkish". crazy that they never released it.

boy_slayer, Sunday, 30 December 2012 08:13 (thirteen years ago)

i'm drunk and telling like it is on NYE

will go up to the balcony in twenty minutes to see the world famous sydney fireworks, which is why the city had to be turned into a police state today

You Just Haven't Formed It Yet, Babby (King Boy Pato), Monday, 31 December 2012 12:42 (thirteen years ago)

fyi a pack of st feuillien i got for christmas is to blame

You Just Haven't Formed It Yet, Babby (King Boy Pato), Monday, 31 December 2012 12:42 (thirteen years ago)

Shit, the cable tv is out and it's New Year's Eve! It's too easy where I live to head to a bar for entertainment...but alcoholic neighbors have taken all the pleasure out of drinking.

โตเกียวเหมียวเหมียว aka Italo Night at Some Gay Club (Mount Cleaners), Monday, 31 December 2012 13:12 (thirteen years ago)

four months pass...

gonna post here on behalf of the upstairs neighbour who dropped a full tray of dishes or somesuch above my bedroom a couple hours ago and has been slobbering over the cleanup ever since. here's to you big guy.

i gave ten pounds and all i got was a lousy * (darraghmac), Monday, 13 May 2013 05:04 (twelve years ago)

he called someone at one stage for advice, i couldn't make out the words but it def had the pleading wheedle of lost enquiry

i gave ten pounds and all i got was a lousy * (darraghmac), Monday, 13 May 2013 05:05 (twelve years ago)

comforting to know that out there somewhere is someone who had to pick up a phone to hear a slurred "howd i pick up the dishes, all the broken dishes, euhnnhhhuhuhh?" and is even more pissed off at this idiot than i am atm

i gave ten pounds and all i got was a lousy * (darraghmac), Monday, 13 May 2013 05:06 (twelve years ago)

two months pass...

ticktock, you don't stop, you put the can in your hand and you pop the top

ayo chris what's up, love, what's that in your hand?

it's the s to the p-r-i-t-e can.

onnerstand that kross kriss drinks that crazy crazy twist of unexpectedness that you shuld never miss

so what's your name? daddy m-a-c

and what's your drink? s-p-r-i-te

why?

cause it's a lifesaver when you need thirst quenching like a kiss with a lymon twist now you know that's kicking

word

so drink up, drink up is what you gotta do

why?

cause i like the sprite in you

slugbuggy, Sunday, 14 July 2013 08:36 (twelve years ago)

edit:

substitue "jameson" for "sprite" in the aforementioned serenade, thanks.

slugbuggy, Sunday, 14 July 2013 08:38 (twelve years ago)

Not anymore, very hungover though.

Stevolende, Sunday, 14 July 2013 10:22 (twelve years ago)

Bbq for 8 hrz lol

dub job deems (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 July 2013 20:42 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

watching Baby Mama on red wine and a lotta food, pretty funny. Amy Poehler's so pretty

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 17 August 2013 02:20 (twelve years ago)

the Democrats are morally bankrupt: SAY IT

Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 17 August 2013 02:39 (twelve years ago)

yo I'm drunk! 3rd Party radicalized democratic socialists represent!

Kissin' Cloacas (Viceroy), Saturday, 17 August 2013 02:41 (twelve years ago)

NADER TRAITORS ITT

Kissin' Cloacas (Viceroy), Saturday, 17 August 2013 02:41 (twelve years ago)

I guess only establishment hacks get drunk these days... ;__;

Kissin' Cloacas (Viceroy), Saturday, 17 August 2013 02:52 (twelve years ago)

the Democrats are morally bankrupt: SAY IT

― Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Saturday, August 17, 2013 2:39 AM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

:(

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 17 August 2013 03:04 (twelve years ago)

Morbs most people suck but you don't you're A-ok in my book

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 17 August 2013 03:05 (twelve years ago)

just like trollin' you pragmatism style every once in a while cuz you're so ott but it's all fun and games

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 17 August 2013 03:06 (twelve years ago)

Went sleepwakin in the nip apparently

"fear of putting out" in one's early thirties (darraghmac), Saturday, 17 August 2013 09:04 (twelve years ago)

drinkin tbh

freelance helgenberger (get bent), Monday, 19 August 2013 03:03 (twelve years ago)

Morbs most people suck but you don't you're A-ok in my book

man, you WERE drunk!

Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 22 August 2013 20:36 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

oooeee shasha coocoo YEAAAAH

slugbuggy, Sunday, 22 September 2013 09:51 (twelve years ago)

http://albertadiary.ca/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/0718hippies-1024x732.jpg

slugbuggy, Sunday, 22 September 2013 09:52 (twelve years ago)

http://albertadiary.ca/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/0718hippies-1024x732.jpg

slugbuggy, Sunday, 22 September 2013 09:53 (twelve years ago)

dammit

slugbuggy, Sunday, 22 September 2013 09:53 (twelve years ago)

right now I think I'm way more drunk than those hippies.

PRISON WARDEN CONSCIOUSNESS (4th Dimension) (Viceroy), Sunday, 22 September 2013 11:01 (twelve years ago)

Fuckin gaa

bleedin dubs buy sam maguire, september 2013 (darraghmac), Sunday, 22 September 2013 23:11 (twelve years ago)

sup yo

ian, Monday, 23 September 2013 00:27 (twelve years ago)

too much/too long
jeez

. p. sure i was otm tho

mookieproof, Thursday, 26 September 2013 08:20 (twelve years ago)

okay

swmp thing (wins), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 23:48 (twelve years ago)

drinkin faileys, it's not unattractive

swmp thing (wins), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 23:59 (twelve years ago)

damn

swmp thing (wins), Thursday, 3 October 2013 00:57 (twelve years ago)

i am not drunk but i've had a couple vodka gimlets and i'm feeling pretty nice.

licorice om source (get bent), Saturday, 5 October 2013 03:31 (twelve years ago)

have some more imo

mookieproof, Saturday, 5 October 2013 03:33 (twelve years ago)

Drunk, listening to Miles Davis' A Tribute To Jack Johnson.

Hard to imagine a better evening.

hopping and bopping to the krokodil rot (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Saturday, 5 October 2013 03:36 (twelve years ago)

i'm listening to albert ayler's a tribute to john mayer.

kidding.

licorice om source (get bent), Saturday, 5 October 2013 03:40 (twelve years ago)

"Your body is a SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGIODWAHFSDGASHGA!!!!!!!!!!"

hopping and bopping to the krokodil rot (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Saturday, 5 October 2013 03:45 (twelve years ago)

Drunk, listening to Miles Davis' A Tribute To Jack Johnson.

Hard to imagine a better evening.

― hopping and bopping to the krokodil rot (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, October 4, 2013 11:36 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Doesn't get much better. The McLaughlin freak out at about 25 mins on yesternow is so good drunk. (25 is an estimate, I'm currently drunk)

One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Saturday, 5 October 2013 03:51 (twelve years ago)

Totally, and Sonny Sharrock is murdering that Echoplex. I bought the box purely for the outtakes with Sharrock.

hopping and bopping to the krokodil rot (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Saturday, 5 October 2013 03:57 (twelve years ago)

sup

the late great, Saturday, 5 October 2013 04:02 (twelve years ago)

The box rules: Roberto Duran , Willie Nelson. Sweet

One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Saturday, 5 October 2013 04:30 (twelve years ago)

I don't have enough wine left to get drunk, but I have enough to get comfortable, which is all I really need.

Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Saturday, 5 October 2013 04:35 (twelve years ago)

It's right off not yesternow

One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Saturday, 5 October 2013 04:36 (twelve years ago)

cranking up some xmal deutschland to scare my drunk twentysomething neighbors.

licorice om source (get bent), Saturday, 5 October 2013 04:41 (twelve years ago)

Worked overtime and now into whiskey # 3 but only the slightest of buzzes

velko, Saturday, 5 October 2013 06:00 (twelve years ago)

two months pass...

scotchy scotch scotch

lime pickle (get bent), Saturday, 7 December 2013 06:54 (twelve years ago)

irishy irish irish

buzza, Saturday, 7 December 2013 06:56 (twelve years ago)

winey winey wine (no g)

sarahell, Saturday, 7 December 2013 06:59 (twelve years ago)

makers marky mark

fear of zing failure (flamboyant goon tie included), Saturday, 7 December 2013 07:13 (twelve years ago)

love my buddy barkeeps
they keep me afloat in a second rate world

buzza, Saturday, 7 December 2013 07:15 (twelve years ago)

I was, now I have a hangover. Lovely. So I might go and get something else to drink. That'd be something.
& wishing I didn't have to think about getting back to the outskirts of town last night cos I could have stayed and got even drunker. ah well

Stevolende, Saturday, 7 December 2013 10:24 (twelve years ago)

At this point in my life a better thread might be "Who's NOT Drunk?"

Viceroy, Monday, 9 December 2013 07:38 (twelve years ago)

four months pass...

OJ voice: "look out!"

calstars, Friday, 25 April 2014 02:30 (eleven years ago)

Plan for tomorrow is to get drink enough to have a cigarette in front of my co workers and not have an anxiety attack

calstars, Friday, 25 April 2014 02:31 (eleven years ago)

Who's drink

calstars, Friday, 25 April 2014 02:31 (eleven years ago)

seven months pass...

wine tbh

tl;dr, gukbar, morbis detrius (wins), Sunday, 21 December 2014 20:54 (eleven years ago)

what else would I have done tonight

tl;dr, gukbar, morbis detrius (wins), Sunday, 21 December 2014 23:31 (eleven years ago)

gonna be a challenge in the lab tomorrow

tl;dr, gukbar, morbis detrius (wins), Monday, 22 December 2014 00:10 (eleven years ago)

but fun

tl;dr, gukbar, morbis detrius (wins), Monday, 22 December 2014 00:11 (eleven years ago)

three months pass...

wine on an empty stomach ... ow

Mistah FAAB (sarahell), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 06:47 (ten years ago)

i read ilx literally like refreshing it every five minutes at work but only post when really drunk.

dylannn, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 08:20 (ten years ago)

aloha suit up

mookieproof, Thursday, 16 April 2015 02:33 (ten years ago)

drunk on the excitement of the NBA playoffs starting on saturday y'all

and y'know, beer

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 16 April 2015 03:09 (ten years ago)

wine on an empty stomach ... ow

― Mistah FAAB (sarahell), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 07:47 (1 week ago)

ow orrible

nakhchivan, Thursday, 16 April 2015 03:13 (ten years ago)

drank enough whiskey to float a battleship around

mookieproof, Thursday, 16 April 2015 03:33 (ten years ago)

take back your bullets, blow it in town

drash, Thursday, 16 April 2015 04:48 (ten years ago)

bit too drunk yet not drunk enough to post freely
may get there one way or another

drash, Thursday, 16 April 2015 04:51 (ten years ago)

perhaps my brains have turned to sand

neetsooh ebebay (wins), Saturday, 25 April 2015 23:00 (ten years ago)

u irl https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/591345955754139648/7JqpfHew.jpg

LMAO. GOLD Chrisso. regards, REB (nakhchivan), Saturday, 25 April 2015 23:10 (ten years ago)

yeah me

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Saturday, 25 April 2015 23:12 (ten years ago)

I just ate a oreo cornetto, but now i need some tunes

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Saturday, 25 April 2015 23:13 (ten years ago)

me irl

http://i.imgur.com/ti59zPf.jpg?1

tayto fan (Michael B), Saturday, 25 April 2015 23:21 (ten years ago)

yay

neetsooh ebebay (wins), Saturday, 25 April 2015 23:22 (ten years ago)

I have too many mysterious powders in my bedroom, lol

decided to eat them all once and for all and then go straight

neetsooh ebebay (wins), Saturday, 25 April 2015 23:23 (ten years ago)

btw i hear MDMA powder is the way to go, wins. APPARENTLY. i havent touched the stuff since '07 tbh

tayto fan (Michael B), Saturday, 25 April 2015 23:24 (ten years ago)

this sn is really terrible, I don't know what I was thinking

I thought it was brilliant when I came up with it a few nights ago. I was drunk

xp I know that! I had a specific craving for the experience of taking some pills, the trepidatious anticpation as you wait for them to do whatever they will do. A couple of years ago I was taking mdma quite a lot but I haven't done pills in forever

neetsooh ebebay (wins), Saturday, 25 April 2015 23:27 (ten years ago)

I'm already p high off this stuff

neetsooh ebebay (wins), Saturday, 25 April 2015 23:27 (ten years ago)

maybe its the good weather but ive been listening to a lot of house music. enjoyable as it is, i still feel the tug of "ooooh imagine being wrecked to this in a club wouldnt that be so cooooool". fuck you house music, ya bollix.

tayto fan (Michael B), Saturday, 25 April 2015 23:31 (ten years ago)

e flashbacks sustain me

neetsooh ebebay (wins), Saturday, 25 April 2015 23:32 (ten years ago)

btw nakh hon I've decided to own my burnettness, in keeping with my original goody ilx mission statement of emphatically not being a "good poster", as long as you admit that I am objectively funnier and better looking than that guy B-)

neetsooh ebebay (wins), Saturday, 25 April 2015 23:36 (ten years ago)

goofy not goody lol

neetsooh ebebay (wins), Saturday, 25 April 2015 23:36 (ten years ago)

i want to party with wins

drash, Saturday, 25 April 2015 23:38 (ten years ago)

ditto

tayto fan (Michael B), Saturday, 25 April 2015 23:40 (ten years ago)

that can be arranged just come to cambridge I'm free most nights

neetsooh ebebay (wins), Saturday, 25 April 2015 23:43 (ten years ago)

time for endless miami vice you tube music stuff

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Saturday, 25 April 2015 23:45 (ten years ago)

The Ugly Animal Preservation Society is a comedy night with a conservation twist founded in Great Britain by biologist, writer and TV presenter Simon Watt to raise the profile of animal species which lack traditional aesthetically appealing characteristics.[1][2]

Simon compares each evening where between six and eight comedians each have ten minutes to champion a different ugly endangered species. At the end of each evening the audience votes to elect one of the species. Previous performers have included Ellie Taylor, Helen Arney, Dan Schrieber, Sarah Bennetto, Suzi Ruffell, Steve Cross, Dean Burnett and Iszi Lawrence.

Current ugly animal mascots include: for London, the proboscis monkey; for Cambridge, forms of endangered sea slug; for Bristol and Cheltenham, the three toed sloth; for Winchester, the Titicaca water frog; for Brighton, the naked mole-rat and for Newcastle the dugong.

LMAO. GOLD Chrisso. regards, REB (nakhchivan), Saturday, 25 April 2015 23:48 (ten years ago)

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/32863603/2015-04-22%2018.36.09.jpg

neetsooh ebebay (wins), Saturday, 25 April 2015 23:52 (ten years ago)

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/32863603/joshing.png

neetsooh ebebay (wins), Saturday, 25 April 2015 23:53 (ten years ago)

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/32863603/Screenshot%202015-04-03%2013.58.42.png

neetsooh ebebay (wins), Saturday, 25 April 2015 23:54 (ten years ago)

I'm drinking cocktails at a burlesque show it's pretty chill

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 25 April 2015 23:54 (ten years ago)

Just had a Moscow mule what should I have next

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 25 April 2015 23:55 (ten years ago)

a time machine to get back to now

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Saturday, 25 April 2015 23:56 (ten years ago)

ten hail marys, clean up your act

neetsooh ebebay (wins), Saturday, 25 April 2015 23:56 (ten years ago)

Whoa

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 25 April 2015 23:57 (ten years ago)

jk matt

you and nakhchivan are both invited to my own cabaret & stand-up night, entitled I Fucking Hate Science And Any Cunt That Practices It

neetsooh ebebay (wins), Sunday, 26 April 2015 00:05 (ten years ago)

saturday is a p poor night to be drunk on ilx

like if this was a weekday deems wd be here trading bantz till like 4am

nults of 2 ppl don't amount to a will have beens in this crazy (wins), Sunday, 26 April 2015 01:03 (ten years ago)

i want to go to cambridge and party w wins. incredibly sober rn :|

mattresslessness, Sunday, 26 April 2015 01:13 (ten years ago)

I would kill to make that happen. clouds and deems and sarahell too

nults of 2 ppl don't amount to a will have beens in this crazy (wins), Sunday, 26 April 2015 01:18 (ten years ago)

word

mattresslessness, Sunday, 26 April 2015 01:23 (ten years ago)

and mordy and markers! lots of pals

nults of 2 ppl don't amount to a will have beens in this crazy (wins), Sunday, 26 April 2015 01:23 (ten years ago)

trís of course

nults of 2 ppl don't amount to a will have beens in this crazy (wins), Sunday, 26 April 2015 01:26 (ten years ago)

like if this was a weekday deems wd be here trading bantz till like 4am

― nults of 2 ppl don't amount to a will have beens in this crazy (wins), Sunday, 26 April 2015 01:03 (36 minutes ago) Permalink

No he wouldn't. He'd have work in the morning. I'm watching Dogtooth now.

tayto fan (Michael B), Sunday, 26 April 2015 01:42 (ten years ago)

great film!

nults of 2 ppl don't amount to a will have beens in this crazy (wins), Sunday, 26 April 2015 01:44 (ten years ago)

I had a grapefruit vodka drink it was good

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 26 April 2015 01:48 (ten years ago)

I don't really do cocktails but I had a cucumber & elderflower "ginjito" the other week that was amazing

nults of 2 ppl don't amount to a will have beens in this crazy (wins), Sunday, 26 April 2015 01:49 (ten years ago)

yum. there's this cat somewhere outside that has been mewling for days. i think she's having babies.

i just made and ate vegetable stir fry with turkey cutlets and roasted yam. trying to eat better in tandem with exercise.

i might read more dahlgren later if i don't get "stuck" looking at sexy boyz on tumblr like a lowlife :\

mattresslessness, Sunday, 26 April 2015 01:58 (ten years ago)

i now regret being "brutally honest" about my "pastimes" on the "whos drunk" thread

mattresslessness, Sunday, 26 April 2015 02:00 (ten years ago)

ive been on a two day galway session which is the first real drinking in almost a year. yesterday was messy but stuck to whiskey today and seems to be ok.

nb no more 4ams, I moved innit

thoughts you made second posts about (darraghmac), Sunday, 26 April 2015 02:11 (ten years ago)

whiskey is great if not conducive to sleep

nults of 2 ppl don't amount to a will have beens in this crazy (wins), Sunday, 26 April 2015 02:24 (ten years ago)

This grapefruit thing had like a grapefruit liqueur in it, I'm gonna keep drinking them until my gait becomes unsteady

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 26 April 2015 02:35 (ten years ago)

Cabernet Sauvignon and Funyuns.

Immaculate molars, baby! (Sanpaku), Sunday, 26 April 2015 02:37 (ten years ago)

I've heard it argued that the "art of mixology" is dead in the uk because of the weights & measures act: bartenders are legally obliged to use 25ml measures of spirits, which apparently kills the improvisational/inspired/intuitive thing cocktail makers allegedly have goin on. this seemed plausible at the time but now that I'm a sciencebro savage I think that's bs, you can just adjust the concs of everything else et voila, that's prob a better skill than just sloshing a load of booze in

nults of 2 ppl don't amount to a will have beens in this crazy (wins), Sunday, 26 April 2015 03:11 (ten years ago)

one year passes...

b/c fuck

i push more weight than giles corey (Pillbox), Wednesday, 9 November 2016 10:20 (nine years ago)

welcome, cheers

erudite beach boys fan (sheesh), Wednesday, 9 November 2016 10:22 (nine years ago)

Pours us all a round of Balvenie.

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 9 November 2016 10:42 (nine years ago)

Jeppson's Malört, morelike.

i push more weight than giles corey (Pillbox), Wednesday, 9 November 2016 10:47 (nine years ago)

I know my attitude to alcohol is unhealthy, but right now I don't want to drink. I expect it's a manifestation of shock.

Diana Fire (j.lu), Wednesday, 9 November 2016 20:11 (nine years ago)

america

F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 9 November 2016 20:24 (nine years ago)

I tried getting drunk and it didn't do anything to numb the pain. Maybe I'm just not cut out to be an alcoholic.

xiphoid beetlebum (rushomancy), Wednesday, 9 November 2016 20:57 (nine years ago)

I don't think alcohol is going to do anything for me rn and the idea of waking up with a hangover in a Trump administration is a new horror that I hadn't even considered. I should probably stop drinking altogether and send the savings to immigrant rights orgs.

JoeStork, Wednesday, 9 November 2016 21:11 (nine years ago)

I'll be drunk this time tomorrow. And it will have nothing to do with the election.

calstars, Wednesday, 9 November 2016 21:49 (nine years ago)

alcoholic tendencies: I settled in at about 9pm (et) last night, content to watch the latest episode of Westworld on one screen while perpetually reloading the NYT election stats page on another. Around the point it became clear that Trump was closing in on all key battleground states, I relocated to my local bar to be amongst friends and watch the rest unfold. I've been drinking steadily ever since - pacing myself, mind, but if ever there were occasion to indulge unsound habits in the interest of cushioning the DEVASTATING BLOW OF REALITY, it's today.

i push more weight than giles corey (Pillbox), Wednesday, 9 November 2016 22:13 (nine years ago)

WHOOP WHOOP

calstars, Thursday, 10 November 2016 21:53 (nine years ago)

Pretty conspicuous by this point no?

calstars, Thursday, 10 November 2016 23:50 (nine years ago)

So fucked up. Carry on.

calstars, Thursday, 10 November 2016 23:50 (nine years ago)

Last bar on the left

calstars, Thursday, 10 November 2016 23:52 (nine years ago)

two years pass...

Hiya

boxedjoy, Sunday, 13 January 2019 01:53 (seven years ago)

one year passes...

Okay, who besides me is drunk and pissed off?

Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Saturday, 19 September 2020 00:59 (five years ago)

With luck and perseverance, I'll be there soon.

And I'd literally just gotten over the 'I need a drink every night because COVID panic' hump and started breathing a little easier. Never forget: there are an endless number of shoes just waiting for their chance to drop.

Wessonality Crisis (Old Lunch), Saturday, 19 September 2020 01:08 (five years ago)

it's

superdeep borehole (harbl), Saturday, 19 September 2020 01:11 (five years ago)

fuck

superdeep borehole (harbl), Saturday, 19 September 2020 01:11 (five years ago)

Yes, I always say things can ALWAYS get worse. What else is 2020 going to do to demonstrate that?

Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Saturday, 19 September 2020 01:12 (five years ago)

WHOSE drunk

superdeep borehole (harbl), Saturday, 19 September 2020 01:12 (five years ago)

Are you my drunk?

Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Saturday, 19 September 2020 01:13 (five years ago)

Hey now

calstars, Saturday, 19 September 2020 01:13 (five years ago)

i'm drunk and high at the same time
drinkin champagne on the airplane

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Saturday, 19 September 2020 01:14 (five years ago)

whose drunk is this
it's mine it's mine it's mine

superdeep borehole (harbl), Saturday, 19 September 2020 01:14 (five years ago)

Sit rep: windy evening yields fewer patrons

calstars, Saturday, 19 September 2020 01:14 (five years ago)

Whos let the drunks out
Whos
Whos whos whos

Wessonality Crisis (Old Lunch), Saturday, 19 September 2020 01:15 (five years ago)

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/7b/81/99/7b8199bced087642a39472435a6dc5f1.jpg

calstars, Saturday, 19 September 2020 01:18 (five years ago)

I'm literally robotripping

rip van wanko, Saturday, 19 September 2020 01:18 (five years ago)

ordering liquor right now. had a bad enough week with work and spraining my ankle last night and now...RBG.

housesitting and blasting Autopsy on my friend's 70 inch tv/sound system. threatening neighbors.

i cannot feel again until tomorrow morning

Neanderthal, Saturday, 19 September 2020 01:21 (five years ago)

Hi dere

calstars, Saturday, 19 September 2020 19:54 (five years ago)

Since November 2016, with some weeks off. I've found a number of papers that could justify 2 bottle/week wine habits for health. 14 per week doesn't seem to have any benefits.

Disgraced, committing sudoku (Sanpaku), Saturday, 19 September 2020 22:03 (five years ago)

one year passes...

So I'm 1) drunk and 2) wide awake. Does this suck or what?

Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Saturday, 9 April 2022 05:08 (three years ago)

be even drunker imo

mookieproof, Saturday, 9 April 2022 05:15 (three years ago)

I have founded also getting high helps the sleeping.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 9 April 2022 05:57 (three years ago)


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