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I want 2 know! I want pictures!

― Hot 4 You, Monday, 3 October 2005 14:42 (twenty years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v209/Mandalion/p1118802964.jpg

― Alba (Alba), Monday, 3 October 2005 14:44 (twenty years ago)

I vote for Jaymc.

http://giganticmag.com/images/john_at_CAI.jpg

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Monday, 3 October 2005 14:45 (twenty years ago)

Me

― Jimmy Mod wants you to tighten the strings on your corset (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Monday, 3 October 2005 14:45 (twenty years ago)

What a weird photo of me to use.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 3 October 2005 14:46 (twenty years ago)

Alba wins.

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 October 2005 14:47 (twenty years ago)

What a weird photo of me to use.

Sorry. I had it handy.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Monday, 3 October 2005 14:48 (twenty years ago)

that guy isn't on ILX, he's my future husband!!

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Monday, 3 October 2005 14:48 (twenty years ago)

Sorry. I had it handy.

Who's the guy, though?

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 October 2005 14:49 (twenty years ago)

JUST GO OUT WITH HIM ALREADY AND RESPORT BACK

― PappaWheelie B.C., Monday, 3 October 2005 14:50 (twenty years ago)

Does he play bass in a Jimi Hendrix tribute band, Mandee?

― k/l (Ken L), Monday, 3 October 2005 14:51 (twenty years ago)

Napoleon Dingleberry

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 3 October 2005 14:52 (twenty years ago)

Although I suppose he could just as well play drums.

― k/l (Ken L), Monday, 3 October 2005 14:52 (twenty years ago)

Come on guys keep posting those pics!!!!

― Hot 4 You, Monday, 3 October 2005 14:54 (twenty years ago)

What a weird photo of me to use.

What weird little feet that naked lady has.

― Judge Reinhold, Monday, 3 October 2005 14:55 (twenty years ago)

I think that's a John Currin painting.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 3 October 2005 14:56 (twenty years ago)

Where is that "Gareth Looking Quizzically At A Phone" photo when you need it?

― Paranoid Spice (kate), Monday, 3 October 2005 14:58 (twenty years ago)

He just posted a few minutes ago although, in his modesty, he named someone else. If you ever saw a picture of him in his famous shade-shifting tie though, which they say no female creature can resist...

― k/l (Ken L), Monday, 3 October 2005 14:58 (twenty years ago)

Someone should host all of the great ILX photos in one place for use at a time like this. I was searching for Noise Dudes: The Early Years (ft. Ian "the littlest noise dude") the other day and couldn't find it anywhere.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 3 October 2005 15:00 (twenty years ago)

It's one of those quiet guys who don't reveal too much about themselves.

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Monday, 3 October 2005 15:05 (twenty years ago)

o. nate is pretty dreamy

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Monday, 3 October 2005 15:06 (twenty years ago)

Is Mark C. the most handsome ilxor?

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 3 October 2005 15:10 (twenty years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/29/48985696_5eea7846fc.jpg?v=0

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Monday, 3 October 2005 15:18 (twenty years ago)

I was just thinking of posting that!

― k/l (Ken L), Monday, 3 October 2005 15:19 (twenty years ago)

DON'T YOU JUST WANT TO JUMP IN WITH HIM?

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Monday, 3 October 2005 15:20 (twenty years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v328/JaredHarrisPhotoGallery/Theatre/t1.jpg

― Paranoid Spice (kate), Monday, 3 October 2005 15:20 (twenty years ago)

(Whatever happened to my "post pictures of people in bathtubs" thread?)

― Paranoid Spice (kate), Monday, 3 October 2005 15:21 (twenty years ago)

(xpost to Mands) No, but I want to creep in and steal his bathtub and take it home to MY house.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 3 October 2005 15:21 (twenty years ago)

I know. It's an awesome tub.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Monday, 3 October 2005 15:22 (twenty years ago)

Tub perves.

― Robot warrior, warrior robot (alix), Monday, 3 October 2005 15:24 (twenty years ago)

how about some tub girls?

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Monday, 3 October 2005 15:25 (twenty years ago)

No.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 3 October 2005 15:26 (twenty years ago)

http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/6218/tub8yz.jpg

― tub, Monday, 3 October 2005 15:39 (twenty years ago)

http://www.edwardsly.com/biography/tubman.jpg

― TOMBOT, Monday, 3 October 2005 16:00 (twenty years ago)

http://www.brendoman.com/archives/lard.gif

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Monday, 3 October 2005 16:01 (twenty years ago)

No Garu G love, wtf?

― O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Monday, 3 October 2005 16:14 (twenty years ago)

http://wwwimage.cbs.com/specials/cbs_75/images/gallery/20031014.jpg

― Jimmy Mod wants you to tighten the strings on your corset (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Monday, 3 October 2005 16:16 (twenty years ago)

Umm, excuse me?

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 3 October 2005 16:39 (twenty years ago)

it went from tubgirl --> tubman --> tub of lard --> pittman

the logic made sense in my head.

― Jimmy Mod wants you to tighten the strings on your corset (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Monday, 3 October 2005 16:40 (twenty years ago)

No, I mean hem hem excuse me?

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 3 October 2005 16:45 (twenty years ago)

I am glad somebody finally decided to make a thread about me. I have been waiting such a very long time.

― stewart downes (sdownes), Monday, 3 October 2005 16:55 (twenty years ago)

We were just waiting for your waiver of confidentiality.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Monday, 3 October 2005 17:03 (twenty years ago)

Something inside of me will die when this thread breaks fifty posts and I no longer automatically see Alba's first Fro-dacious post.

― k/l (Ken L), Monday, 3 October 2005 17:20 (twenty years ago)

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a82/bobbysixer/april2600-outside.jpg

― Bob Six (bobbysix), Monday, 3 October 2005 17:35 (twenty years ago)

i like the picure better when it had lindsay wier in it.

― Jimmy Mod wants you to tighten the strings on your corset (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Monday, 3 October 2005 17:36 (twenty years ago)

Happy Birthday, Jon!

(xpost)

― k/l (Ken L), Monday, 3 October 2005 17:37 (twenty years ago)

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a82/bobbysixer/hugoboss.jpg

― Bob Six (bobbysix), Monday, 3 October 2005 17:39 (twenty years ago)

don't make me post beach.jpg

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 3 October 2005 17:41 (twenty years ago)

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a82/bobbysixer/NewImage.gif

― Bob Six (bobbysix), Monday, 3 October 2005 17:47 (twenty years ago)

That's my Oh face.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Monday, 3 October 2005 17:49 (twenty years ago)

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a82/bobbysixer/happyhour1.jpg

― Bob Six (bobbysix), Monday, 3 October 2005 17:57 (twenty years ago)

*yawn*

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 05:49 (twenty years ago)

well,this is the real answer:

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a82/bobbysixer/leeinred.jpg

― Bob Six (bobbysix), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 06:03 (twenty years ago)

I want to know why BobSix has so many long-ago posted male ILXor pic links on his photobucket.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 07:08 (twenty years ago)

... and why he has none of me.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 07:11 (twenty years ago)

Does anyone feel creeped out by a troll who chooses to set up aphotobucket acount to post pictures of you?

― orgone accumulator (ex machina), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 11:03 (twenty years ago)

i would, yes.

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 11:15 (twenty years ago)

I mean really, whenever I troll I just quote people being crazy and log out!

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 11:18 (twenty years ago)

I don't understand any of this.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 11:19 (twenty years ago)

My vote is always for shirtless Andrew, plus he looks like Jesse Bradford (swoon!).

― marianna lcl (marianna lcl), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 11:22 (twenty years ago)

I still think he looks like yer man who was Tag in Friends and now in CSI:Noo Yoik, but no bad thing.

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 11:25 (twenty years ago)

For all I know we are talking about the same person.

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 11:25 (twenty years ago)

I'm not sure who that is.

― marianna lcl (marianna lcl), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 11:29 (twenty years ago)

Martin Skidmore owns this thread.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 11:30 (twenty years ago)

Who is the sexiest man on this board?

Why, it's me, isn't it?

― Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 11:31 (twenty years ago)

Eddie Cahill (xpost x2)

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 11:31 (twenty years ago)

All the men here are gorgeous. Every single one of them.

― C J (C J), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 11:33 (twenty years ago)

Except me. I'm better than gorgeous, I'm divine! Such a shame I cannot be captured on film. This the price of being a hawt vampire.

― Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 11:38 (twenty years ago)

who is the sexist man on this board?

― 100% WJE (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 11:39 (twenty years ago)

that's quite a clever question, for a woman.

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 11:59 (twenty years ago)

thank you. i came up with it while i was on the way into the kitchen, to make you some pie.

― 100% WJE (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 12:04 (twenty years ago)

I am obviously the least sexiest man on this board.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 12:09 (twenty years ago)

http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/8968/mdscn31581cp.jpg

― Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:07 (twenty years ago)

http://myspace-101.vo.llnwd.net/00243/10/15/243545101_l.jpg

SO ROMANTIC

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:16 (twenty years ago)

... pity about the incipient baldness tho... surely?

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:17 (twenty years ago)

yeah, but what about that other completely bald asshole upthread?

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:29 (twenty years ago)

Bald men are the bomb.

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:31 (twenty years ago)

yeah but we're talking about asseholes

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:32 (twenty years ago)

nothing like a bit of trapped feces within butthair

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:33 (twenty years ago)

Incipient baldness can be hot. It's usually hotter than actual baldness.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:33 (twenty years ago)

At least I don't have a British smile.

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:34 (twenty years ago)

Carry on like that son and you'll get a Glasgow smile

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:35 (twenty years ago)

a Hackney smile

― Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:36 (twenty years ago)

was that an american smile in that picture?

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:36 (twenty years ago)

I think I just invented that term?

― Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:36 (twenty years ago)

Uh, my all-american smile is definitely worse than ANY of the Brits' on here

― Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:37 (twenty years ago)

What the fuck, that seemed a little uncalled for, the sudden baldness swipe I mean.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:37 (twenty years ago)

there's a lot of "uncalled for" on this thread it seems

― Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:38 (twenty years ago)

.... uncalled for sexiness!

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:39 (twenty years ago)

Yes, I know, that's why you never see photos of me on here!

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:39 (twenty years ago)

well we haven't had any peen pic yet.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:39 (twenty years ago)

xxpost

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:40 (twenty years ago)

peen pic?

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:40 (twenty years ago)

8===========D

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:40 (twenty years ago)

http://bushong.net/~xcraft/screenshots/training-peon.gif

0% =============______ 100%

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:42 (twenty years ago)

http://bushong.net/~xcraft/screenshots/training-peon.gif

0% =============______ 100%

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:42 (twenty years ago)

Clearly I am working fulltime again because look! Jon's aruging with the UKers. Funny how this doesn't happen with the late night UK people.

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:46 (twenty years ago)

you're arguing with the UKers?

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:55 (twenty years ago)

I hadn't noticed either.

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:56 (twenty years ago)

No, he's "aruging".

― C J (C J), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 14:03 (twenty years ago)

AROOGA ROOGA!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 14:03 (twenty years ago)

Must be some kind of obscure East Coast slang.

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 14:07 (twenty years ago)

Funny how this doesn't happen with the late night UK people.

We're usually pissed/stoned.

― Don King of the Mountain (noodle vague), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 14:09 (twenty years ago)

what the hell is a glasgow smile

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 14:11 (twenty years ago)

Shouldn't the UK office drones be nice and happy and full of lunches by now? I am tired and drinking COFFEE.

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 14:14 (twenty years ago)

something violent & bloody involving a stanley knife/box cutter & forcible widening of your mouth iirc.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 14:14 (twenty years ago)

(x-post, obviously!)

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 14:15 (twenty years ago)

The UK office drones are currently bored, tired, and going "grr, still another 45 minutes left before I can leave"

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 14:15 (twenty years ago)

uk time = 4.15pm, jon.

I'm not full of lunch, but then i'm not an office drone either.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 14:16 (twenty years ago)

oh man fuck you guys... i have 7 hours left

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 14:16 (twenty years ago)

what's with bald dudes berating unbald dudes for being bald?!

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 14:17 (twenty years ago)

It's a crazy mixed-up world!

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 14:20 (twenty years ago)

http://www.tv-ark.org.uk/commercials/commercials_h-l/hamlet1987.jpg

― C J (C J), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 14:21 (twenty years ago)

this thread is useful

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 14:21 (twenty years ago)

Yes, you could print it out and use it as toilet paper in an emergency.

― C J (C J), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 14:22 (twenty years ago)

I found this definition of "Glasgow Smile" on the interweb:

Glasgow Smile

Torture method used be mafia members in Glasgow, Scottland. Typically, two one inch incisions are made at the corners of the victim's mouth. Then, further pain is inflicted upon the victim until they scream. Since the mouth has been cut, the incisions rip further

However, is obviously teh rubbish 'cos there's no mafia in Glasgow - apart from the Catholic Mafia on Glasgow Council

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 14:23 (twenty years ago)

ihttp://img116.imageshack.us/img116/2046/emotwtc4xy.gif

― meh.., Tuesday, 4 October 2005 14:39 (twenty years ago)

http://img116.imageshack.us/img116/3567/emotwtc1rv.gif

― meh.., Tuesday, 4 October 2005 14:39 (twenty years ago)

http://www.killrockstars.com/bands/bangs/anniversary/big/kyle_getting_glasgow_smile.jpg
http://www.killrockstars.com/bands/bangs/anniversary/big/kyle_getting_glasgow_smile.jpg

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 14:40 (twenty years ago)

Gah! blast from the past.

― Paranoid Spice (kate), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 14:41 (twenty years ago)

does "meh" have access to only one image?

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 14:43 (twenty years ago)

it's a good image though innit?

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 14:44 (twenty years ago)

if i ever were to choose one image to post repeatedly on a messageboard, that would be the one i think. it's nice

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 14:44 (twenty years ago)

come on, gear - same image, but 2 different sizes!

Inspired by jon's comment about "full of lunch" I went out and bought a turkey sandwich. it was fucking vile. Now I feel sick.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 14:45 (twenty years ago)

http://gifs.bestgraph.com/jeux-video/s_mario/s_mario-06.gif

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 14:48 (twenty years ago)

resulting mushroom cloud
http://www.pippoburro.com/mailart/images/gallery/sent/jace/postcard/mario_mushroom.jpg

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 14:52 (twenty years ago)

I just bought a hot chocolate. That was nice.

― Anna (Anna), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 15:03 (twenty years ago)

I want to know why BobSix has so many long-ago posted male ILXor pic links on his photobucket.

-- Trayce (spamspanke...) (webmail), October 4th, 2005 9:08 AM.


Had a look through previous threads - chose 5 photos in total - and as suggested above:

Someone should host all of the great ILX photos in one place for use at a time like this. I was searching for Noise Dudes: The Early Years (ft. Ian "the littlest noise dude") the other day and couldn't find it anywhere.

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...) (webmail), October 3rd, 2005 5:00 PM.


― Bob Six (bobbysix), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 17:11 (twenty years ago)

Oh, and I'm a gay stalker obv.

― Bob Six (bobbysix), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 17:30 (twenty years ago)

http://wizardishungry.com/no/king-gygax.png

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 04:26 (twenty years ago)

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a173/spartacus_twattery/are-you-pig.jpg

― SPARTACUS TWATTERY (I AM LOGGED ON), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 04:33 (twenty years ago)

It's so clearly Andrew NF that it isn't funny, isn't it?

― edward o (edwardo), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 05:35 (twenty years ago)

I don't fancy him.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 05:44 (twenty years ago)

i do

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 05:53 (twenty years ago)

Well, I don't either, but I'm still absolutely sure about it.

― edward o (edwardo), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 05:55 (twenty years ago)

well go and fuck him then.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 06:03 (twenty years ago)

This is just one of those types of thread that ticks you off a bit, isn't it?

― edward o (edwardo), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 06:16 (twenty years ago)

It's the type of thread which makes me understand how suicide bombers feel.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 06:19 (twenty years ago)

Religious?

― Bob Six (bobbysix), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 06:27 (twenty years ago)

It's also the type of thread which would seriously make me consider becoming a monk, prior to adroitly recalling that monks are not very sexy.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 06:41 (twenty years ago)

Ha ha ha, brilliant, I needed giggles today and this thead has given them to me.

― Paranoid Spice (kate), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 07:28 (twenty years ago)

xpost Marcello, my upstairs neighbours have the Sexy Priests Of The Vatican calendar.

― suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 07:30 (twenty years ago)

I hate these types of threads. I mean, I should find it fun and giggle, but I can't.

― nathalie, a bum like you (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 08:04 (twenty years ago)

I know it's bad and I really shouldn't, but anything that winds JW up that much makes me laugh like a drain. And that's karma, really. Or maybe schadenfreude.

― Paranoid Spice (kate), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 08:14 (twenty years ago)

this thread makes me realise how suicide bummers feel

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 08:47 (twenty years ago)

cos i'll so bum all of you

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 08:47 (twenty years ago)

come off it ken you couldn't burn a findus pancake even if you left it in the oven for four hours at 400 degrees C!

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 08:52 (twenty years ago)

well go and fuck him then.

-- Marcello Carlin

hahahahhahahahahahahahah

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 09:06 (twenty years ago)

i was being serious!

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 09:07 (twenty years ago)

i bet i can bum a pancake

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 09:10 (twenty years ago)

(xpost) I know you were!

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 09:11 (twenty years ago)

Depends on how you fold the pancake when you put it on your plate, though. Jam? Cream? Butter?

― edward o (edwardo), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 09:46 (twenty years ago)

THIS IS NOT SEXY

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 09:48 (twenty years ago)

Well, neither are you when you think about it.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 09:51 (twenty years ago)

chocolate! xxpost

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 09:54 (twenty years ago)

oh noes, the pain, now i must whine about how no-one thinks i am hott


'funny' story though: this morning a woman signalled to me that another woman ahead of me had dropped her purse. i ran after her to try and attract her attention but she had earphones on and couldn't hear. i caught up with her and waved my hand at her and she just let out an alarmingly camp scream of shock before apologising. maybe the shock was at my heeedeous face eh?

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 09:54 (twenty years ago)

a camp lady?

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 09:58 (twenty years ago)

no the scream was camp, not her. i mean, i didn't think women really did scream like that in real life, ha.

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 10:01 (twenty years ago)

no-one has mentioned me, on this thread. now I don't know what to think

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 10:04 (twenty years ago)

RJG, I'd say you were sexy but you'd just post that dinosaur at me again.

― Paranoid Spice (kate), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 10:08 (twenty years ago)

only three ilxors have met me, and none of them have posted here, is how i account for my absence.

― N_RQ, Wednesday, 5 October 2005 10:11 (twenty years ago)

I thought I was paraphrasing but I was quite far off, I meant:

well fuckin' no-one commented on me, so er... I don't know just 'ow to feel right now, as they say

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 10:16 (twenty years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/kenjuggle3/stalker.gif

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 10:19 (twenty years ago)

just because I used the search function?

:' (

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 10:20 (twenty years ago)

a sexy stalker tho', so it's alright.

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 10:21 (twenty years ago)

;')

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 10:29 (twenty years ago)

I think Gaz/Mullygrubber is the sexiest for my money.

― Bombed Out and Depleted / Kate (papa november), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 10:32 (twenty years ago)

do you need to be told, RJG?

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 10:36 (twenty years ago)

RJG - repost and someone will comment, if you require. They might even be honest.

― edward o (edwardo), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 10:40 (twenty years ago)

it depends what I'm being told, I suppose, but you are probably right. I should have known better

crosspost

I don't require a comment, really, I was just remembered someone, on a similar subject, posting the bit I quoted and couldn't help myself

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 10:44 (twenty years ago)

i'd like to take this opportunity to remind everyone that i exist.
for no particular reason, obv.

― g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 11:03 (twenty years ago)

I like your photos g-kit. You look loveable and snuggly.

― Bombed Out and Depleted / Kate (papa november), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 11:07 (twenty years ago)

Were you making fun of me? Or someone else? (x-post to RJG)

Yes, I know I get upset when I'm not named in popularity contests. But then again, I know that I'm neither popular nor sexy.

(Except I was the first person named in the gender reversal thread which made my century. x-post and I kiss Sexy Kate again.)

― Paranoid Spice (kate), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 11:08 (twenty years ago)

WHo is the existyest man on this board?

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 11:08 (twenty years ago)

(I'm gonna vote for Remy in the sexay stakes, even tho he probably doesnt read ilx anymore and wont see this. Rrowwrr)

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 11:09 (twenty years ago)

Ned. He's everywhere.

― Bombed Out and Depleted / Kate (papa november), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 11:09 (twenty years ago)

xpost

― Bombed Out and Depleted / Kate (papa november), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 11:09 (twenty years ago)

Oh and I have to also nominate Ed 0 - just because I have to ;)

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 11:10 (twenty years ago)

haha Kate =)

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 11:10 (twenty years ago)

\o/ < hoorah! )

― g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 11:13 (twenty years ago)

Trayce, I'd say something, but I promised to keep the scary to the mongrel threads. I shall merely ask for your advice as to whether I should grow a beard or not.

― edward o (edwardo), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 11:25 (twenty years ago)

Nahhh. But dye yr hair red again! ;D

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 11:26 (twenty years ago)

Beards are hot.

Unfortunately most of the guys I know with beards are bears.

― Bombed Out and Depleted / Kate (papa november), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 11:28 (twenty years ago)

Trayce, I'll tell him next time he calls me!

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 11:31 (twenty years ago)

Beards are so NOT fucking hot. I don't care what you internet psychos say.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 12:36 (twenty years ago)

My husband has a beard. It's the only thing I still find hot about him.

― Bombed Out and Depleted / Kate (papa november), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 12:39 (twenty years ago)

because you'd set it on fire?

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 12:43 (twenty years ago)

I hadn't thought of that, but now you mention it.....

― Bombed Out and Depleted / Kate (papa november), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 12:43 (twenty years ago)

Great. Now I have to grow this thing just to show I don't have the hots for you, Andrew.

― edward o (edwardo), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 12:47 (twenty years ago)

I thought everyone had the hots for Andrew - I thought that was the point!

― Paranoid Spice (kate), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 12:48 (twenty years ago)

I am not a very good judge of manly sexiness but I will say that RJG appears to be one of the sharpest dressed men on ILX, based on his photos.

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 12:52 (twenty years ago)

I believe you edward! Don't fuck up your face for the sake of me!

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 12:52 (twenty years ago)

agreed, n/a! (xpost)

― ai lien (kold_krush), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 12:53 (twenty years ago)

I thought everyone had the hots for Andrew - I thought that was the point!

The point of what? ILX?

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 12:54 (twenty years ago)

the point of taking off the shirt, to cool down.

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 12:55 (twenty years ago)

How about I shave it all off and develop the hots for you anyway? No, I'll just do the former. People are starting to snigger at me.

― edward o (edwardo), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 12:56 (twenty years ago)

ILX, this thread, the WDYLL threads, shirt removal, etc... :-)

― Paranoid Spice (kate), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 12:57 (twenty years ago)

Remy is hott as you like, but then again so is our very own shirtless wonder, Andrew!

― Panther Pink (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 12:58 (twenty years ago)

Ignore me; I'm just a big bundle of flirting today, except I'm exceptionally bad at it.

― Paranoid Spice (kate), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 12:58 (twenty years ago)

RJG can be a sharp dresser but he was looking a bit grubby when I had lunch with him today. Also, his trousers often split.

― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 12:58 (twenty years ago)

That's not a very nice thing to say!

― Mädchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 13:02 (twenty years ago)

Hahahaha!

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 13:02 (twenty years ago)

Best-dressed sexy: RJG
Not sexy but cute like a Rottweiler puppy: Jon Williams
Inexplicably compelling sexy: Alba
Funny guy sexy: n/a
Mysterious travelling foreigner sexy: Gareth
Objectively Sexiest: Spencer Chow
Naked Sexy: Andrew
Cutty Sexy: Cutty
My Arch-Rival City Sexy: Chris V.
You know how we roll dry humor sexy: Jimmy Mod
Cap'n Save-A-Cyber-Ho: hstencil
Special "Well I got engaged to him I guess" Sexy Award: TOMBOT


this is by no means an exhaustive list.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 13:06 (twenty years ago)

I would like to apply for the post of funny guy sexy. Does this mean I have to be funny ha ha, or funny peculiar (or just funny to look at)?

― Pete (Pete), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 13:27 (twenty years ago)

Funny Sexy Guy (British): Pete
Funny Sexy Guy (American): n/a

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 13:28 (twenty years ago)

Pete: Benny Hill, me: Rob Schneider

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 13:29 (twenty years ago)

Pete is sexy in a kind of Thom Yorke meets Boris Johnson sort of way. Which means, HANG ON!!! Pete = my ideal man?!?!? Oh no! Oh no!

― Paranoid Spice (kate), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 13:30 (twenty years ago)

Pete: do you want to make out? It would be HILARIOUS. And sexy.

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 13:31 (twenty years ago)

You should probably include Jimmy Mod for some added sarcastic wit.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 13:36 (twenty years ago)

YOU WISH

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 13:37 (twenty years ago)

DUH, THAT'S WHY I SAID IT????

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 13:38 (twenty years ago)

Ned. He's everywhere.

Well one tries. (I have no idea where I rank in the sexiest category but objectively I can't complain.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 13:42 (twenty years ago)

I was/am not grubby. the first thing stacey said, when I arrived, was that I looked "clean cut"--you are just a reactionist

the only reason my trousers often split is because I take RISKS


(I wasn't making fun of you, kate. I'm not sure if I was making fun of anyone else, either)

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 14:13 (twenty years ago)

And there I was, getting all het up at the thought of a dirty dronerock RJG.

― Paranoid Spice (kate), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 14:15 (twenty years ago)

I forgot n/a was a person, rathe rthan just not applicable. I are fool. And fishing in these waters is a dangerous one.

Thom Yorke meets Boris Johnson. That cross I shall bear til my early self assisted death I fear. Benny Hill is spot on tho.

― Pete (Pete), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 14:50 (twenty years ago)

Pete, from me that is a huge compliment. Go check the Crush Of Shame thread. (I knew you would take this the wrong way. Sigh.)

― Paranoid Spice (kate), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 14:51 (twenty years ago)

hey ally - i think i might live approx one minute from you and tombot. you two are in rosslyn?

― petesmith (plsmith), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 14:52 (twenty years ago)

Well, yeah. Supposedly a couple blocks from the metro, if you go like some crazy ass route through other people's lots and properties.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 14:58 (twenty years ago)

I am very happy with "inexplicably compelling sexy", thank you. I think it's the best on the list.

― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 15:00 (twenty years ago)

she hasn't met you

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 15:02 (twenty years ago)

I just started typing a (short) list then got embarrassed.

art vandelay aka Matt is my true answer, boringly enough.

― Archel (Archel), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 15:03 (twenty years ago)

I married him so obviously I think he's sexy: Scott Seward

I like seeing their pictures on the what you look like now thread:
Tuomas, Andrew, Charltonlido, Spencer Chow

― Maria :D (Maria D.), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 15:05 (twenty years ago)

Who is the sexiest man on this board?

m.

― msp (mspa), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 15:08 (twenty years ago)

(XP) I have met N, but mostly all I remember is him kissing some other skinny boy for money (I totally forget who) so if you like that kind of thing.... The worst part is that I think we only rounded up, like, 2 pounds total for the kitty.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 15:09 (twenty years ago)

ilxor zack richardson and i (pictured here, left to right) http://photos.friendster.com/photos/38/62/812683/13984075160634l.jpg were walking from my car to my apt, and he remarked "i think that was an ilxor!"

we should go to galaxy hut or something!

― petesmith (plsmith), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 15:09 (twenty years ago)

whoops. wrong photo. thats just me. shit.

― petesmith (plsmith), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 15:10 (twenty years ago)

N made me toast once. I don't think he remembers though.

― Archel (Archel), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 15:11 (twenty years ago)

N is such a fucking ho.

― 400% Nice (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 15:11 (twenty years ago)

Which one of us did you see? I hope it wasn't last night, I got locked out of my apt in my PJs and had to sit on the street for a while.

I'm down with galaxy hut

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 15:11 (twenty years ago)

Bwah hah hah hah hah:

This thread would only not be sexist if there were an equal thread asking "Truly: Who is the hottest dude poster on this board?"

(Except in a bizarre twist on gender preconceptions, I bet the males would be lining up to be judged according to their hotness.)

(My post on that other linked gender reversed thread.)

― Paranoid Spice (kate), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 15:13 (twenty years ago)

we saw you - i live in the same apt complex as you (different building, though) - we were walking from the parking lot to my apt after work - maybe 6-ish?, and you were walking from ode/the metro.

― petesmith (plsmith), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 15:17 (twenty years ago)

Jeepers, there's your small world right there.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 15:18 (twenty years ago)


You know how we roll dry humor sexy: Jimmy Mod

I accept this award. grudgingly. it's like technical oscar®.

― Jimmy Mod wants you to tighten the strings on your corset (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 15:19 (twenty years ago)

yeah, my category would never make it to the highlights but the award will still go in my toilet

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 15:23 (twenty years ago)

i WOULd have scarlett johanssen® presenting tho...

― Jimmy Mod wants you to tighten the strings on your corset (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 15:27 (twenty years ago)

oh yes...

― Jimmy Mod wants you to tighten the strings on your corset (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 15:28 (twenty years ago)

ohhhhh yes.......

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 15:32 (twenty years ago)

http://www.leola.k12.sd.us/student%20pages/Chris%20Guthmiller/webpage/hesh.jpg

TIGER BOT HESH WANTS SEXXY

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 15:34 (twenty years ago)

You live in the same complex???? We should hang out, I've been bitching about the neighborhood for ages now. It's so quiet. If you seriously wanna meet up at Galaxy Hut I'm down. Otherwise I do the laundry every Tuesday, feel free to stop by the laundry room!

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 15:43 (twenty years ago)

Results 1 - 10 of about 6,400,000 for spin cycle. (0.34 seconds)

― Jimmy Mod wants you to tighten the strings on your corset (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 15:48 (twenty years ago)

it's spencer chow, right?

― Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 15:50 (twenty years ago)

Jimmy that's gross.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 15:51 (twenty years ago)

*giggles*

― Jimmy Mod wants you to tighten the strings on your corset (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 15:52 (twenty years ago)

More pictures please; I am writing "Support with evidence" in red pen on the margin of this thread . . .

― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 16:03 (twenty years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/RJG/ed.jpg

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 16:11 (twenty years ago)

Oh dear god.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 16:12 (twenty years ago)

I think I have to... uuuuhhhh.... go visit the ladies for a while... uuuuuuhhhhh.... except I've got to take my laptop with me. uuuuuuuhhhh....

(How do you get drool off a keyboard?)

― Paranoid Spice (kate), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 16:14 (twenty years ago)

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y155/rgin/sp.jpg

At least I'm the best photographer in this bitch.

― Jimmy Mod wants you to tighten the strings on your corset (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 16:14 (twenty years ago)

I have met N, but mostly all I remember is him kissing some other skinny boy for money (I totally forget who) so if you like that kind of thing....

more about this please.

― Cathy (Cathy), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 16:16 (twenty years ago)

RJ, the crouching umbrella photo is seriously the funniest thing I've seen in probably days.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 16:17 (twenty years ago)

(though I might be tempted to change my vote if anyone else posted a photo of themselves including umbrella, Scottish castle, and dapper hunting green jacket. Go on, then, get to it. I can get the wireless network in the ladies room!)

(n.b. I am just kidding, I am not actually in the ladies' room - though it might be a good thing to check if I can get the network in there. Hrmmmm. I don't want to have to explain this, though if someone catches me taking the laptop in the loo.)

― Paranoid Spice (kate), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 16:17 (twenty years ago)

[not actually a penis]

― I see what you did there, Wednesday, 5 October 2005 16:20 (twenty years ago)

I aim to please, laurel

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/RJG/bagpipes.jpg

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 16:20 (twenty years ago)

I'm just going to ignore that and continue to enjoy the Scottish Pr0n.

― Paranoid Spice (kate), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 16:23 (twenty years ago)

RJG wins

― Cathy (Cathy), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 16:25 (twenty years ago)

handsdown, landslide. i love rjg!

― ai lien (kold_krush), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 16:26 (twenty years ago)

:(

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 16:27 (twenty years ago)

He's so dreamy... ::swoons::

(I am so going to be late to band meeting now, but I just hope that Anna understands if I tell her "but... but... RJG was posting posting sexxxy photos of him being all Scots!")

― Paranoid Spice (kate), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 16:30 (twenty years ago)

I'm joining a morris dancing group, I think bells on beats scots ;-)

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 16:31 (twenty years ago)

Well, until we see pictures we don't believe you.

(Are you really? That's so cool! BTW, happy birthday, but I'll see you tomorrow.)

― Paranoid Spice (kate), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 16:33 (twenty years ago)

cool,

yeah FSC morris group, clash of tent poles etc.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 16:33 (twenty years ago)

So you can participate in the great Morris Dancers vs. Ninjas: FITE!!! debate.

I'm just waiting to see if RJG posts any more sexxxxy Scots photos or if I can go.

― Paranoid Spice (kate), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 16:35 (twenty years ago)

There’s just something about an umbrella that brings out ones sexy quotient.

― Wiggy (Wiggy), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 16:36 (twenty years ago)

I think I may have, already, posted too many

sorry guys!

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 16:36 (twenty years ago)

i also love n/a. very deeply.

― ai lien (kold_krush), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 16:36 (twenty years ago)

Ah well. Anna will be glad if I get to the meeting on time. Thank you for the ones you have already posted.

― Paranoid Spice (kate), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 16:38 (twenty years ago)

haha

― huell howser (chaki), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 16:41 (twenty years ago)

jed and mark p!

― 400% Nice (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 16:43 (twenty years ago)

Haha, Adam and I have similar tastes.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 16:44 (twenty years ago)

jed is a good answer

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 16:44 (twenty years ago)

have met N, but mostly all I remember is him kissing some other skinny boy for money (I totally forget who) so if you like that kind of thing....

That would have been Jerry the Nipper then? Was KeefW involved as well? Oh, happy days! (I had totally forgotten about that)

― ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 16:44 (twenty years ago)

You know, I don't think it was Trous OR Keef -- maybe Joss?

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 16:45 (twenty years ago)

Haha, Adam and I have similar tastes.

I say this purely on the basis of board presence and music taste and general personality, because that is how men who don't really find men sexy think of sexy men as "sexy".

You see.

― 400% Nice (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 16:46 (twenty years ago)

I think it was a skinny indie-boy free-for-all, Laurel. In fact, you may be right. I think Joss kissed all of them, for money. And other people too.

― ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 16:57 (twenty years ago)

I really can't imagine Keef smooching any boys, nor IDing as 'skinny indie boy'. In fact, I'm pretty sure he'd be mortified.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 17:03 (twenty years ago)

you guys are going to make RJG think he's special

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 17:11 (twenty years ago)

rjg is special.

― carly (carly), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 17:15 (twenty years ago)

rjg is "special"

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 17:20 (twenty years ago)

RJG is only the third sexiest person in his house.

― Ally C (Ally C), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 17:29 (twenty years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/28/48984240_7e2bb097e9.jpg?v=0

OK, so I'm not Scottish, but you can see that at the time of this photo, I was reading Arthur magazine, Blender Mmgazine, and "No Man Knows My History" by Fawn Brodie, which I checked out from the library. That's pretty sexy, right?

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 17:31 (twenty years ago)

Blender Mmmmmmmgazine.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 17:32 (twenty years ago)

I'm trying too hard. I disqualify myself. I'm out of the running.

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 17:32 (twenty years ago)

Pictures of n/a are increasingly well-lit.

― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 17:32 (twenty years ago)

We are learning how to use the digital camera, gradually.

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 17:34 (twenty years ago)

In order to get you a mistress?

― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 17:35 (twenty years ago)

U CAN'T TOUCH THIS

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 17:40 (twenty years ago)

I need to get a blazer, posthaste. Blazers are sexy, all the sexy men of this read seem to be rocking them.

― stewart downes (sdownes), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 17:41 (twenty years ago)

I KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT RJG

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 17:45 (twenty years ago)

I think I have kissed Alba without any money changing hands. Ronan and Stevem were involved too. And possibly Rob Bolton.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 19:15 (twenty years ago)

Oh, and Frank Lampard.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 19:16 (twenty years ago)

It's like all my dreams coming true, and I wasn't there to see it! Curses!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 19:17 (twenty years ago)

Frank Lampard is a very handsome man. The bastard.

― 400% Nice (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 19:17 (twenty years ago)

I was not voluntarily involved in that kiss, I am not English and I laughed when Portugal whooped you in the end.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 19:27 (twenty years ago)

blimey

x-post to hot 4 u

― cozen (Cozen), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 19:40 (twenty years ago)

Hmmm, I do recall something about kissing Matt DC. Maybe it was the other way around. Anyway, I think it might have been a cheek kiss, so nothing too exciting.

Some evidence?
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y170/ilikemyvespa/London%20misc/RobLondonfarwellatDragon-RobandMatt.jpg

I still vote for PeteB:
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y170/ilikemyvespa/London%20misc/RobLondonfarwellatDragon-PeteandRob.jpg

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 20:36 (twenty years ago)

I knew I would never appear on this thread, because a) I'm ugly b) very few people know what I look like.

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 20:39 (twenty years ago)

should i post the picture of me drunk in a miller lite hat that went out in 20,000 copies of the newspaper today?

― strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 20:40 (twenty years ago)

oh god yes!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 20:42 (twenty years ago)

Stevem: "So Rob, who is really the sexiest man on ILX"
Rob: "Well, I dunno, I think it might be... HEY! what's that crazy light flashing by our heads?!"
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y170/ilikemyvespa/London%20misc/RobLondonfarwellatDragon-StevemandR.jpg

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 20:42 (twenty years ago)

Oh shut up, FP. Didn't we have this discussion last time you posted your photo, too? Stop fishing.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 20:42 (twenty years ago)

Hey, irrelevant of whether I was fishing or not, both of those points are still true in my mind.

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 20:44 (twenty years ago)

Well, whining about it certainly does zero for your sexy factor.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 20:49 (twenty years ago)

A little hot wax play may fix that, though, FP.

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 20:54 (twenty years ago)

LEEE in drag

(thanks for saying hi at the Bellini show btw, jerky).

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 20:59 (twenty years ago)

I wore a suit last weekend, out. With no tie. The result was astonishing. Seconds after emerging from the hole-train, a giggling assortment of young ladies yelled out to me "hey!!" I turned to them, an impenetrable look of vague bemusement carefully perched aloft, and they said "is your name Eric??"

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 21:02 (twenty years ago)

In order to accurately judge, we should have pictures of the male ILXors recreating this series of photos:

http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/tyra-JLH.jpg

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 21:03 (twenty years ago)

I am so tempted to follow RJG's lead and just post every fucking photo of me I've ever put on the net.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 22:27 (twenty years ago)

I bet that would take forever.

― Pelé & Sebastian, Wednesday, 5 October 2005 22:29 (twenty years ago)

sexiest according to the gays or straights?

i think one of those two fellows above is rather sexy, but i don't want to say so and offend his boyfriend (?)

― nein Socken (nein Socken), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 22:31 (twenty years ago)

nf@kid:~/pubhtml/files$ ls andrew* | xargs -iblah echo \<img src=\"http://nf.wh3rd.net/files/blah\"\>

And then I just paste the results. Easy.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 22:35 (twenty years ago)

waitamin, "cutty sexy"?

― kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 22:39 (twenty years ago)

I posted two photos, didn't I?

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 22:44 (twenty years ago)

and, mandee,

: O

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 6 October 2005 00:38 (twenty years ago)

http://www.atheistalliance.org/aaw/momus5.jpg

― gear (gear), Thursday, 6 October 2005 00:46 (twenty years ago)

What do you look like in your underwear?

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Thursday, 6 October 2005 00:49 (twenty years ago)

waitamin, "cutty sexy"?

yeah, so?

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 6 October 2005 01:25 (twenty years ago)

i vote saul williams

― howell huser (chaki), Thursday, 6 October 2005 01:27 (twenty years ago)

http://giganticmag.com/images/ilx/baldy2.jpg

xpost, haha

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 6 October 2005 01:29 (twenty years ago)

not sexy

― Jimmy Mod wants you to tighten the strings on your corset (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 6 October 2005 01:32 (twenty years ago)

thats either richie hawtin, kenan, or moby

― phil-two (phil-two), Thursday, 6 October 2005 01:36 (twenty years ago)

none are sexy

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 6 October 2005 01:37 (twenty years ago)

http://tinypic.com/ea1kxg.jpg

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Thursday, 6 October 2005 01:50 (twenty years ago)

I think kenan would make a good batman

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 6 October 2005 01:50 (twenty years ago)

http://tinypic.com/ea1lhl.jpg

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Thursday, 6 October 2005 01:53 (twenty years ago)

i'm upset my rjg pics won't load.

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 6 October 2005 01:57 (twenty years ago)

I wonder why they won't load

they are nowhere near as exciting, as kate made them out to be

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 6 October 2005 02:15 (twenty years ago)

that gygax picture is the BEST thing that will ever be posted to ILX.

― 400% Nice (nordicskilla), Thursday, 6 October 2005 02:34 (twenty years ago)

ihttp://photobucket.com/albums/v655/lixnixn/?action=view¤t=ranta.jpg

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 6 October 2005 06:09 (twenty years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/lixnixn/ranta.jpg

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 6 October 2005 06:09 (twenty years ago)

(I am so going to be late to band meeting now, but I just hope that Anna understands if I tell her "but... but... RJG was posting posting sexxxy photos of him being all Scots!")

This is true.

Kate: but... but... RJG was posting posting sexxxy photos of him being all Scots!")
Me: Oh? I didn't see that. I have images turned off in my settings.
Kate: With bagpipes and castles and things!
Me: Richard's a cutie.
Kate: I think I disturb him.

― Anna (Anna), Thursday, 6 October 2005 08:27 (twenty years ago)

He has a winning Glasgow smile

― Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 6 October 2005 08:28 (twenty years ago)

he is winning by a Glasgow (s)mile

― g-kit (g-kit), Thursday, 6 October 2005 08:50 (twenty years ago)

http://mysite.wanadoo-members.co.uk/devine/blogimages/milesbetter.jpg

― Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 6 October 2005 08:52 (twenty years ago)

There are lots of sexy men on ILx, catering for all tastes.

― Anna (Anna), Thursday, 6 October 2005 09:07 (twenty years ago)

a lot of twats too

― cozen (Cozen), Thursday, 6 October 2005 09:09 (twenty years ago)

As Anna said, all tastes are catered for

― Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 6 October 2005 09:10 (twenty years ago)

Ha ha ha ha ha! Oh, Anna has caught me out on ILX.

Yes, all tastes catered for. Except pointy-nosed ginger Irish sea captains. Ronan, give up this music thing and go to sea and then all tastes will be catered for. ;-)

― Paranoid Spice (kate), Thursday, 6 October 2005 10:43 (twenty years ago)

i want to know the truth about rjg...
or do i?

― carly (carly), Thursday, 6 October 2005 11:44 (twenty years ago)

there's already a photo of a male ilxor recreating that photo dan haha. except it's on yahoo photos and i can't get at it from work

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 6 October 2005 11:47 (twenty years ago)

Ken should post the pic where he is doing a Jarvis Cocker imitaiton and everyone will lock the thread.

― Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Thursday, 6 October 2005 11:51 (twenty years ago)

everyone will lock the thread

Euphemism for vomiting?

― Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 6 October 2005 11:53 (twenty years ago)

THE TRUTH ABOUT RJG....

http://www.northernthunder.com/annualmeeting.jpg

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Thursday, 6 October 2005 11:53 (twenty years ago)

vomiting semen from tip of penis, dada

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 6 October 2005 11:55 (twenty years ago)

Oh, you noize dude you

― Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 6 October 2005 11:57 (twenty years ago)

you mean noize dudes make you ejaculate involuntarily?

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 6 October 2005 11:58 (twenty years ago)

too?

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 6 October 2005 11:58 (twenty years ago)

Did someone mention catering?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 6 October 2005 12:13 (twenty years ago)

How ever could we leave out D'Cruz and Lee quality pastries?

(You can use your mod skills if I've messed up the spelling of your name again...)

― Anna (Anna), Thursday, 6 October 2005 12:18 (twenty years ago)

I've yet to see anyone on a board. Be it a skate, a surf, a chopping or an ironing one.

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 6 October 2005 13:52 (twenty years ago)

http://webpages.charter.net/cmvenuti/images/nedbeach.jpg

― bingo (Chris V), Friday, 7 October 2005 13:47 (twenty years ago)

this thread has been locked by an administrator

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 7 October 2005 13:53 (twenty years ago)

this thread has been licked by an administrator

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 7 October 2005 14:23 (twenty years ago)

it was just a matter of time.

― Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Friday, 7 October 2005 14:26 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

Revive!

― Tuomas, Thursday, 9 August 2007 12:43 (eighteen years ago)

Wasn't the guy in the first pic Mandee's OKCupid top match or something?

― Tuomas, Thursday, 9 August 2007 12:44 (eighteen years ago)

so who IS the sexiest man on this board???

― Rubyredd, Thursday, 9 August 2007 13:07 (eighteen years ago)

HI "baby arm" DERE

― StanM, Thursday, 9 August 2007 13:09 (eighteen years ago)

so many to choose from!!

― Rubyredd, Thursday, 9 August 2007 13:10 (eighteen years ago)

(teh proof:

hip hip hooray to ALLY AND TOM on their magical wedding day!!

and a little further on, the comments:

hip hip hooray to ALLY AND TOM on their magical wedding day!! )

― StanM, Thursday, 9 August 2007 13:14 (eighteen years ago)

http://ox.eicat.ca/~scarruthers/ilx/nedizee.gif
Ned Raggett obviously

― Heave Ho, Thursday, 9 August 2007 13:15 (eighteen years ago)

<heave>, more like it.

― aldo, Thursday, 9 August 2007 13:17 (eighteen years ago)

there should be nominations on this thread, then a poll.

xxpost - obviously ned is the frontrunner ;)

― Rubyredd, Thursday, 9 August 2007 13:17 (eighteen years ago)

He doesn't dance like that all day, you know. (at least, I don't think he does)

Mr. DERE does have that arm at his disposal all the time! Wooo, eh?

( /terrible street teaming effort, sorry HI )

― StanM, Thursday, 9 August 2007 13:25 (eighteen years ago)

if he doesn't dance like that all day, then he's disqualified.

― Rubyredd, Thursday, 9 August 2007 13:26 (eighteen years ago)

I saw a baby's arm the other day, and really, they're not that big.

― Mark C, Thursday, 9 August 2007 13:29 (eighteen years ago)

Depends on if it's on a baby or on a man.

― Jesse, Thursday, 9 August 2007 13:30 (eighteen years ago)

depends on the size of the baby

― Rubyredd, Thursday, 9 August 2007 13:52 (eighteen years ago)

'A baby's arm holding an apple' is another variant

― Tom D., Thursday, 9 August 2007 13:54 (eighteen years ago)

this thread is useful

― RJG, Thursday, 9 August 2007 13:57 (eighteen years ago)

but it would be more useful with pics

― Rubyredd, Thursday, 9 August 2007 13:59 (eighteen years ago)

http://communitas.princeton.edu/blogs/writingart19/archives/Baby-Reaching-for-an-Apple.jpg

― aldo, Thursday, 9 August 2007 14:08 (eighteen years ago)

oh baby

― StanM, Thursday, 9 August 2007 14:09 (eighteen years ago)

more pics of male ilxors so the womenfolk here can objectify y'all.

― Rubyredd, Thursday, 9 August 2007 14:13 (eighteen years ago)

What is that which is what you look like in 0807? (August) (WDYLL)

― Hurting 2, Thursday, 9 August 2007 14:14 (eighteen years ago)

there's not enough men on there. but hurting 2, i'll put you, s-, will m. and stevie up for nomination.

― Rubyredd, Thursday, 9 August 2007 14:17 (eighteen years ago)

Shouldn't the contenders post a picture of themselves dancing Ned-style?

― StanM, Thursday, 9 August 2007 14:18 (eighteen years ago)

I vote yes.

― StanM, Thursday, 9 August 2007 14:19 (eighteen years ago)

more:It's APRIL 2007, so WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE?

― Hurting 2, Thursday, 9 August 2007 14:19 (eighteen years ago)

that page is taking ages to load. but in the meantime i will also nominate: droone, mark c, max, kenan, john justen and latebloomer.

and xxxpost to stanM - YES

― Rubyredd, Thursday, 9 August 2007 14:24 (eighteen years ago)

RR - you are a brave lady. I have my opinions but don't know that I could vote publically. Plus, there are a lot of good looking male ILXORs!

― ENBB, Thursday, 9 August 2007 14:27 (eighteen years ago)

well, therein lies the problem - i'm having trouble remembering all the goodlooking pics cuz there's been so many! the nominations so far are just off the top of my head and in *no particular order*.

― Rubyredd, Thursday, 9 August 2007 14:34 (eighteen years ago)

Thanks for nomination! Good to know I can overcome my "deepness." Not the thinking kind, the lxwxh kind.

― Will M., Thursday, 9 August 2007 15:08 (eighteen years ago)

I nominate one Wrink L. Paws:

http://myspace-033.vo.llnwd.net/00632/33/04/632544033_l.jpg

― Hurting 2, Thursday, 9 August 2007 15:11 (eighteen years ago)

He doesn't dance like that all day, you know.
-- StanM

He does, i've been watching him

― Heave Ho, Thursday, 9 August 2007 15:12 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/35/73558921_37effab89d.jpg

― n/a, Thursday, 9 August 2007 15:14 (eighteen years ago)

nick wins

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 9 August 2007 15:14 (eighteen years ago)

(xxpost) In his library? How does any student ever get through their exams at that university?

― StanM, Thursday, 9 August 2007 15:15 (eighteen years ago)

will M, you're a hott dude and there's nothing wrong or weird about your proportions.

― Rubyredd, Thursday, 9 August 2007 15:15 (eighteen years ago)

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v207/naamme/?action=view¤t=b.jpg

― n/a, Thursday, 9 August 2007 15:17 (eighteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/naamme/b.jpg

― n/a, Thursday, 9 August 2007 15:18 (eighteen years ago)

you're overdoing it

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 9 August 2007 15:19 (eighteen years ago)

Am I? Or am I doing it just right?

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/33/57701301_63899107bf.jpg

― n/a, Thursday, 9 August 2007 15:21 (eighteen years ago)

i dunno, you're less sexy when you hang out with furries

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 9 August 2007 15:21 (eighteen years ago)

So Nick, when did you join Animal Collective?

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 9 August 2007 15:22 (eighteen years ago)

or are you more sexy????

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 9 August 2007 15:22 (eighteen years ago)

xxxxxpost that body is revolting but the face is cute

ok, n/a, i also nominate you. and surmounter.

― Rubyredd, Thursday, 9 August 2007 15:22 (eighteen years ago)

http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/6783/riverwolfgl6.jpg

― ghost rider, Thursday, 9 August 2007 15:22 (eighteen years ago)

oh man I just lost.

― n/a, Thursday, 9 August 2007 15:23 (eighteen years ago)

http://a188.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01186/78/15/1186155187_l.jpg

― Jesse, Thursday, 9 August 2007 16:11 (eighteen years ago)

What is that? I am imagining it's molasses which is in turn freaking my shit out

― Will M., Thursday, 9 August 2007 16:39 (eighteen years ago)

Spittoon? Styrofoam spittoon? That's hot.

― humansuit, Thursday, 9 August 2007 16:40 (eighteen years ago)

I nominate the indie dude in hurting's WDYLL photo.

― Jordan, Thursday, 9 August 2007 16:42 (eighteen years ago)

It's me on the 4th of July, at a baseball game, after 8 hours of drinking beer (how American can I get?!). That is beer running down my chin.

― Jesse, Thursday, 9 August 2007 16:47 (eighteen years ago)

this is the hottest thread ever, apart from the nose thread

― kenan, Thursday, 9 August 2007 16:49 (eighteen years ago)

btw, nick still wins, evan is too "conventionally" hot

― kenan, Thursday, 9 August 2007 16:51 (eighteen years ago)

GOD the slight bloodshottiness of your eyes is so hot. GIVE IT TO ME!

― humansuit, Thursday, 9 August 2007 16:51 (eighteen years ago)

are you saying that nick isn't conventionally hot

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 9 August 2007 16:52 (eighteen years ago)

btw, nick still wins, evan is too "conventionally" hot

-- kenan, Thursday, August 9, 2007 4:51 PM (52 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

RONG. I SAY WE DECIDE BY POLL. LET THE PEOPLE BE HEARD

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 9 August 2007 16:52 (eighteen years ago)

nick is TOO DAMN COOL to be conventionally hot

― kenan, Thursday, 9 August 2007 16:53 (eighteen years ago)

who is the hottest ilxor guy poll, or just nick vs. evan?

― kenan, Thursday, 9 August 2007 16:53 (eighteen years ago)

nick v evan. why not

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 9 August 2007 16:53 (eighteen years ago)

evan will win, why bother? the same way the blond with big tits always wins. That doesn't make it RIGHT.

― kenan, Thursday, 9 August 2007 16:55 (eighteen years ago)

okay fine everyone

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 9 August 2007 16:55 (eighteen years ago)

no we should list everyone

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 9 August 2007 16:56 (eighteen years ago)

why because it's intersting

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 9 August 2007 16:57 (eighteen years ago)

every single male on this board? Of all time, or just currently? Because someone could post Skidmore's nude photo, if it's of all time.

― kenan, Thursday, 9 August 2007 16:58 (eighteen years ago)

we already had sassiest boy in america poll

― ghost rider, Thursday, 9 August 2007 16:59 (eighteen years ago)

current ilx males: A sexy poll with sexy results

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 9 August 2007 16:59 (eighteen years ago)

i know it's not kenan. sorry dude.

― hstencil, Thursday, 9 August 2007 16:59 (eighteen years ago)

hstencil has clearly never had sex with The Kenan

― kenan, Thursday, 9 August 2007 17:01 (eighteen years ago)

Is this where we say who we actually think is most physically attractive, or is it just who we have the biggest crush/flirt with on?

I'm afeared of saying the former, in case it's interpreted as being the latter.

― Masonic Boom, Thursday, 9 August 2007 17:01 (eighteen years ago)

also yes, the sassy poll covered similar ground

― kenan, Thursday, 9 August 2007 17:01 (eighteen years ago)

sassy is a totally different WORLD from sexy, god ppl.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 9 August 2007 17:02 (eighteen years ago)

we have crush threads, we have flirt threads, you've all seen my ass... let's call the whole thing off

― kenan, Thursday, 9 August 2007 17:02 (eighteen years ago)

i'm going to vote for nick. he looks pretty hot in the picture with the furry and the indian princess.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 9 August 2007 17:02 (eighteen years ago)

kenan having sex doesn't necessarily mean sexiest!

xpost yeah in no way is ian svenonius sexy, but he sure is sassy!

― hstencil, Thursday, 9 August 2007 17:03 (eighteen years ago)

who is the sexiest indian princess on this board

― El Tomboto, Thursday, 9 August 2007 17:03 (eighteen years ago)

nick is totally hot. And better than that, really nice and really funny. I will totally rep for Nick.

― kenan, Thursday, 9 August 2007 17:04 (eighteen years ago)

OK WE GET IT YOU ALL LIVE IN CHICAGO

― El Tomboto, Thursday, 9 August 2007 17:04 (eighteen years ago)

DID THEY MAKE ANY MOVIES WHERE YOU LIVE?

― El Tomboto, Thursday, 9 August 2007 17:04 (eighteen years ago)

god the last time we saw ian i don't even know, he should have his sassy title taken away for life.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 9 August 2007 17:04 (eighteen years ago)

WHAT ABOUT BANDS ANY GOOD BANDS UP THERE

― El Tomboto, Thursday, 9 August 2007 17:04 (eighteen years ago)

I SEX TIME INDIANA JONES PRINCESS

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 9 August 2007 17:05 (eighteen years ago)

kenan having sex doesn't necessarily mean sexiest!

how would you know? That's all I'm sayin.

OK WE GET IT YOU ALL LIVE IN CHICAGO

fuck you. I have a snake.

― kenan, Thursday, 9 August 2007 17:05 (eighteen years ago)

what is not sassy about standing in a traffic median in the middle of the day chewin on some grass

― ghost rider, Thursday, 9 August 2007 17:07 (eighteen years ago)

the fact that he was dressed as a yachter.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 9 August 2007 17:07 (eighteen years ago)

if he was dressed as a pirate i might've seen your point.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 9 August 2007 17:10 (eighteen years ago)

this is why momus is sassier.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 9 August 2007 17:10 (eighteen years ago)

how would you know? That's all I'm sayin.

i've seen jerry springer.

― hstencil, Thursday, 9 August 2007 17:10 (eighteen years ago)

HoHO upthread n/a yuo said:

OK, so I'm not Scottish, but you can see that at the time of this photo, I was reading Arthur magazine, Blender Magazine, and "No Man Knows My History" by Fawn Brodie, which I checked out from the library. That's pretty sexy, right?

And I actually kind of hate those magazines but man you checked that book out k-awesome high five! Oh man oh man.

Also, you look the most like my fiancé of anyone on the board. Well, you and Pleasant Plains. So it's safe, SAFE to say you are secksy. (But when, then, will I ever get to announce my longstanding crush on the ken c? so attractive!)

― Abbott, Thursday, 9 August 2007 17:15 (eighteen years ago)

pleasant plains looks exactly like one of my cousins!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 9 August 2007 17:18 (eighteen years ago)

Arthur magazine was great, fuck Blender, but I miss Arthur and its features like Alan Moore writing 10 pages about Brian Eno.

― kenan, Thursday, 9 August 2007 17:18 (eighteen years ago)

Uh, Arthur is coming back.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 9 August 2007 17:21 (eighteen years ago)

The sexiest men in the country live in Chicago. Or have, or will.

― Jesse, Thursday, 9 August 2007 17:23 (eighteen years ago)

cool. Arthur was great.

― kenan, Thursday, 9 August 2007 17:24 (eighteen years ago)

Uh, Arthur is coming back.

Uh, sorry I didn't know that, creepshow.

― kenan, Thursday, 9 August 2007 17:25 (eighteen years ago)

lolz.

― hstencil, Thursday, 9 August 2007 17:27 (eighteen years ago)

x-post -- Should I accept answer number one or answer number two?

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 9 August 2007 17:27 (eighteen years ago)

http://profile.ak.facebook.com/profile5/908/55/n566800737_1257.jpg

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 9 August 2007 17:28 (eighteen years ago)

correct.

― kenan, Thursday, 9 August 2007 17:29 (eighteen years ago)

back in 15

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 9 August 2007 17:29 (eighteen years ago)

Isn't Arthur back or something?

― Will M., Thursday, 9 August 2007 17:30 (eighteen years ago)

http://kuci.org/~nraggett/NedAlan.jpg

― kenan, Thursday, 9 August 2007 17:32 (eighteen years ago)

that's a shop

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 9 August 2007 17:33 (eighteen years ago)

where is petedancing.jpg

― ghost rider, Thursday, 9 August 2007 17:38 (eighteen years ago)

what about me dressed as Momus?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 9 August 2007 17:44 (eighteen years ago)

what ABOUT it

― Will M., Thursday, 9 August 2007 17:49 (eighteen years ago)

aboooot

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 9 August 2007 17:50 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/145/402639408_d3274caa1e.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 9 August 2007 17:51 (eighteen years ago)

http://us.i1.yimg.com/img.movies.yahoo.com/ymv/us/img/flickr/05/68/000472930568.jpg

― kenan, Thursday, 9 August 2007 17:55 (eighteen years ago)

new Arthur issue will be out this month

― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 9 August 2007 17:55 (eighteen years ago)

Man if Michael Cera was on ILX he's totally be the sexiest man on this board.

― Will M., Thursday, 9 August 2007 17:56 (eighteen years ago)

http://pbskids.org/arthur/friends/images/rollovers/arthur_home.gif

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 9 August 2007 17:56 (eighteen years ago)

god the last time we saw ian i don't even know, he should have his sassy title taken away for life.

-- the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 9 August 2007 17:04 (46 minutes ago) Link
???????????

― bell_labs, Thursday, 9 August 2007 17:56 (eighteen years ago)

haha wait ian confusion occurs

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 9 August 2007 17:59 (eighteen years ago)

http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/39/25/0000013925_20060921043527.jpg

― ghost rider, Thursday, 9 August 2007 18:02 (eighteen years ago)

Michael Cera????? That's a joke?

― Jesse, Thursday, 9 August 2007 18:09 (eighteen years ago)

I mean I LOVE him, and funny is always a huge boon in the sexiness department, but really? Him?

― Jesse, Thursday, 9 August 2007 18:09 (eighteen years ago)

you're a joke, jokeface.

― kenan, Thursday, 9 August 2007 18:10 (eighteen years ago)

your face is totally a joke.

― kenan, Thursday, 9 August 2007 18:10 (eighteen years ago)

your snake is a joke, kenan

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 9 August 2007 18:12 (eighteen years ago)

do you need some aloe vera for that burn kenan

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 9 August 2007 18:17 (eighteen years ago)

nick looks hot in the tub, and so deep in thought!

― homosexual II, Thursday, 9 August 2007 18:19 (eighteen years ago)

yes the first dude pic on this thread was at one point my highest match on OkCupid, his username is "teap" which i find totally hilarious, too.

― homosexual II, Thursday, 9 August 2007 18:23 (eighteen years ago)

aw dang revisiting his profile he's cut his hair a bit...

― homosexual II, Thursday, 9 August 2007 18:23 (eighteen years ago)

are ian mckellan and jean-luc picard boyfriend and girlfriend? i hope so

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 9 August 2007 18:24 (eighteen years ago)

"Engage!"
"Watch out for the Ring"

― StanM, Thursday, 9 August 2007 18:28 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.bryanbatt.com/pp.jpg

― jaymc, Thursday, 9 August 2007 18:38 (eighteen years ago)

Ian McKellan still looks more gay in that photo than Picard does when he's pretending to be gay

― kenan, Thursday, 9 August 2007 18:39 (eighteen years ago)

evan will win, why bother? the same way the blond with big tits always wins. That doesn't make it RIGHT.

-- kenan, Thursday, August 9, 2007 4:55 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

u_u

― river wolf, Thursday, 9 August 2007 18:59 (eighteen years ago)

How does it feel to be the blond with big tits?

― Jesse, Thursday, 9 August 2007 19:01 (eighteen years ago)

It feels like I should move to Lincoln Park.

Also, kenan forgets that I am short and have a five-head.

― river wolf, Thursday, 9 August 2007 19:04 (eighteen years ago)

fuck you. I have a snake.

― gabbneb, Thursday, 9 August 2007 19:05 (eighteen years ago)

ian mckellen is looking sort of streepish there. and really good.

― gabbneb, Thursday, 9 August 2007 19:05 (eighteen years ago)

where is petedancing.jpg

-- ghost rider, Thursday, 9 August 2007 17:38 (1 hour ago) Link

where is christianrapping.jpg

― 69, Thursday, 9 August 2007 19:06 (eighteen years ago)

cap'n big forehead strikes again

uh xpost
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/136/402639370_67be904eb5.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 9 August 2007 19:06 (eighteen years ago)

You know what? Who has the bigger tits???

A.

http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/6783/riverwolfgl6.jpg

or B.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/36/89738921_1f5e30746f.jpg?v=1137950263

― Jesse, Thursday, 9 August 2007 19:06 (eighteen years ago)

(Where the hell am I that I'm eating McDonalds and there is video poker behind me?)

― Jesse, Thursday, 9 August 2007 19:07 (eighteen years ago)

jesse you are a very ugly woman, but I love you anyway.

― kenan, Thursday, 9 August 2007 19:08 (eighteen years ago)

There was a photo from Jesse's Flickr that I considered posting here, but on second thought, no.

― jaymc, Thursday, 9 August 2007 19:15 (eighteen years ago)

Who is the sexiest man biggest party dude on this board?

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/14/15332127_4b741f645f.jpg

― river wolf, Thursday, 9 August 2007 19:15 (eighteen years ago)

xpost oh, please do

― kenan, Thursday, 9 August 2007 19:16 (eighteen years ago)

Thanks for the nomination upthread, but I fear that RW's shirtlessness is an unbeatable elemental force.

xposts: now party dood I might be willing to step up to as a challenge.

― John Justen, Thursday, 9 August 2007 19:18 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1212/611294861_073227e523_o.jpg

― kenan, Thursday, 9 August 2007 19:18 (eighteen years ago)

there are a lot of candidates for party dude

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 9 August 2007 19:21 (eighteen years ago)

xp that isn't a man at all

― dan m, Thursday, 9 August 2007 19:22 (eighteen years ago)

there are a lot of candidates for party dude

-- the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, August 9, 2007 7:21 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

BRING IT

― river wolf, Thursday, 9 August 2007 19:23 (eighteen years ago)

Whoever wrote the message on that last jpeg is certainly a party dude. Of sorts.

― John Justen, Thursday, 9 August 2007 19:24 (eighteen years ago)

river wolf i would like to direct you to my flickr account

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 9 August 2007 19:25 (eighteen years ago)

Kind of depends on where he wrote it, though.

In a private notebook: not a party dood.
Across the front of his drivers license: winner of party dood.

xpost

― John Justen, Thursday, 9 August 2007 19:26 (eighteen years ago)

I found that graffito in a bathroom in Chicago.

― Jesse, Thursday, 9 August 2007 19:29 (eighteen years ago)

river wolf i would like to direct you to my flickr account

-- the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, August 9, 2007 7:25 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

i have seen this and you are 8080

― river wolf, Thursday, 9 August 2007 19:31 (eighteen years ago)

im #1 party dude no deny

― chaki, Thursday, 9 August 2007 19:37 (eighteen years ago)

haha you guys are #1 party losers more like it

― max, Thursday, 9 August 2007 19:39 (eighteen years ago)

this is also probably true

xp u_u

― river wolf, Thursday, 9 August 2007 19:39 (eighteen years ago)

rw u sassy as hell tho

― max, Thursday, 9 August 2007 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

someone needs to start a "who would u fuk" poll using the top 100 posters

― max, Thursday, 9 August 2007 19:41 (eighteen years ago)

lol i mean revenge of the nerds 2 wasn't filmed at my party or anything but i think that i am pretty much not a #1 party loser ok

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 9 August 2007 19:41 (eighteen years ago)

wait i'm sorry for insulting you because max that is a good idea

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 9 August 2007 19:41 (eighteen years ago)

ILX System would win i think

― max, Thursday, 9 August 2007 19:42 (eighteen years ago)

i have to go party now

― max, Thursday, 9 August 2007 19:42 (eighteen years ago)

if by party you mean post this poll then i'm ok with it

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 9 August 2007 19:43 (eighteen years ago)

no by party he means call his exgirlfriend.

― jessie monster, Thursday, 9 August 2007 19:47 (eighteen years ago)

oh SNAAAAAAAAAAP

― river wolf, Thursday, 9 August 2007 19:48 (eighteen years ago)

sometimes the zings, they come to me.

― jessie monster, Thursday, 9 August 2007 19:49 (eighteen years ago)

hahahahaha

― John Justen, Thursday, 9 August 2007 19:50 (eighteen years ago)

Courtesy of that fine zing, I think we should declare Jessie to be the sexiest man on this board.

― John Justen, Thursday, 9 August 2007 19:54 (eighteen years ago)

poll created

― kenan, Thursday, 9 August 2007 19:55 (eighteen years ago)

I AM THE SEXIEST MAN.

― jessie monster, Thursday, 9 August 2007 19:56 (eighteen years ago)

Going back and reading the old posts on this thread has made me hate myself:
* Why do I have a picture of myself in the bathtub?
* Why does kenan KNOW that I have a picture of myself in the bathtub?
* Why do I have a picture of myself wearing a blazer, which was obviously taken by myself with a self-timer?
* Why do I try bragging about all the awesome shit I've been reading?
I will still rep for Blender though.

― n/a, Thursday, 9 August 2007 20:39 (eighteen years ago)

whereas i had completely forgotten i own that red top

― blueski, Thursday, 9 August 2007 20:42 (eighteen years ago)

http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q255/jpretl/pipergif.gif

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 9 August 2007 20:52 (eighteen years ago)

i don't even know why i posted that

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 9 August 2007 20:52 (eighteen years ago)

I turned up my speakers, hoping there would be sound. ;_;

― n/a, Thursday, 9 August 2007 20:55 (eighteen years ago)

He is the sexiest small cat? (xpost)

― StanM, Thursday, 9 August 2007 20:57 (eighteen years ago)

sexiest cross-dresser anyone?

― Just got offed, Thursday, 9 August 2007 21:10 (eighteen years ago)

NO

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 9 August 2007 21:14 (eighteen years ago)

please stop forcing me to make the goodbye horses joke, louis

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 9 August 2007 21:14 (eighteen years ago)

Huh. Anyway, as far as this thread goes, who can really see past Curtis? :p

― Just got offed, Thursday, 9 August 2007 21:18 (eighteen years ago)

Hey he's not THAT fat.

/sorrylamejoke.

― Trayce, Thursday, 9 August 2007 23:06 (eighteen years ago)

Also where is ralph.

― Trayce, Thursday, 9 August 2007 23:32 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.decibelmagazine.com/uploadedImages/Writer_Bios/scottseward_writerbios_pic.jpg

― Maria :D, Friday, 10 August 2007 02:24 (eighteen years ago)

WHERE IS I ON THIS

(BUt i am happy about crutis he will win i am SURESURE SURE)

― ralph, Friday, 10 August 2007 03:09 (eighteen years ago)

I AMD I

if any1 want email i will send u from rotterdam ralphieinrotter✧✧✧@hotm✧✧✧.c✧✧

― ralph, Friday, 10 August 2007 03:10 (eighteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v417/albaalba/morph2/feminised.jpg
my candidate #2: Alba

― Heave Ho, Saturday, 11 August 2007 12:48 (eighteen years ago)

What a strange 2.5 dimensional picture is that?

― StanM, Saturday, 11 August 2007 13:00 (eighteen years ago)

Candidate # 3 Sean M. Hall

http://www.geocities.com/seanmhall2003/dc.JPG

― Heave Ho, Monday, 13 August 2007 20:54 (eighteen years ago)

perv

― the table is the table, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 01:47 (eighteen years ago)

ahahalooooooool is that Dante

― am0n, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 02:17 (eighteen years ago)

so hot you can fry bacon over him

― Heave Ho, Thursday, 16 August 2007 00:05 (eighteen years ago)

Forget everyone else, the sexiest man on this board is the lovely Tuomas
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/lixnixn/drag.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/lixnixn/ranta.jpg
also the horniest mofo
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/lixnixn/pikkujoulut05129tn.jpg

― Heave Ho, Thursday, 16 August 2007 02:08 (eighteen years ago)

http://cache.defamer.com/assets/resources/2006/11/variety-clooneysexy.jpg

― the table is the table, Thursday, 16 August 2007 05:32 (eighteen years ago)

Who the hell is that?

― Tuomas, Thursday, 16 August 2007 07:26 (eighteen years ago)

That guy might look sexy without that, er, hair.

― Tuomas, Thursday, 16 August 2007 08:01 (eighteen years ago)

would he look better w/ a george clooney haircut?

― RJG, Thursday, 16 August 2007 08:07 (eighteen years ago)

Hahaha, Jesus! When was that picture taken?

― Tuomas, Thursday, 16 August 2007 08:10 (eighteen years ago)

the URL says 2006

― RJG, Thursday, 16 August 2007 08:14 (eighteen years ago)

What a difference a year makes!

― Tuomas, Thursday, 16 August 2007 08:15 (eighteen years ago)

five years pass...

https://www.facebook.com/login.php?next=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fprofile.php%3F%3D743264506

― nostormo, Monday, 1 April 2013 20:08 (twelve years ago)

I know right?

― alternately mean and handsy (Eric H.), Monday, 1 April 2013 20:10 (twelve years ago)

lol that is one flattering picture

― parcheesi Wotsits (Noodle Vague), Monday, 1 April 2013 20:12 (twelve years ago)

it's supposed to redirect to your own fb, right? is that the joke?

― 君ちゃん (clouds), Monday, 1 April 2013 20:14 (twelve years ago)

lol clever

― parcheesi Wotsits (Noodle Vague), Monday, 1 April 2013 20:15 (twelve years ago)

all rights reserved to some reddit poster

― nostormo, Monday, 1 April 2013 20:16 (twelve years ago)

It wants me to create a facebook account

Joke could use some work

― Devendra Bumhat (sic), Monday, 1 April 2013 20:17 (twelve years ago)

brilliant

― the late great, Monday, 1 April 2013 20:34 (twelve years ago)

It seemed unlikely that I was being nominated, otoh I didn't think I knew nostormo well enough for him to be zinging me by calling me mannish.

― lets just remember to blame the patriarchy for (in orbit), Monday, 1 April 2013 20:35 (twelve years ago)

time mag's person of the year as well iirc

― i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Monday, 1 April 2013 20:40 (twelve years ago)


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