Debunking Miracles: C/D?

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After reading this article in the Guardian, I can't say. Certainly crying virgins and the Shroud of Turin have something to reveal, but why not just leave it? Let the folks have their miracles and don't worry about debunking EVERYthing.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/elsewhere/journalist/story/0,7792,1586139,00.html

(That said, I like Saga's Demon Haunted World.)

andy --, Thursday, 6 October 2005 15:46 (twenty years ago)

erm, sagan.

andy --, Thursday, 6 October 2005 15:48 (twenty years ago)

Fuck that. Debunk everything. Classic.

recovering optimist (Royal Bed Bouncer), Thursday, 6 October 2005 15:54 (twenty years ago)

How to debunk just about anything

Alba (Alba), Thursday, 6 October 2005 15:56 (twenty years ago)

I like ALOT of debunking... faith-healers, crop circles, etc. But something about old religious relics... Black Madonnas is shady grottos that cry blood once a year! That's cool, man, I don't want to debunk that.

andy --, Thursday, 6 October 2005 16:03 (twenty years ago)

One of these days I'm going to figure out a way to cause a water stain on a piece of plywood that looks like a 15th century depiction of the Virgin Mary, and sell it to a casino for $150,000 after people are tired of weeping and praying to it.

recovering optimist (Royal Bed Bouncer), Thursday, 6 October 2005 16:03 (twenty years ago)

Internet casinos exist only in the ether... a mystical home for a mystical plank.

andy --, Thursday, 6 October 2005 16:06 (twenty years ago)

I saw one of John the Baptist's molars at the Chicago Institute of Art.

andy --, Thursday, 6 October 2005 16:08 (twenty years ago)

As much of a sentimental cheesy favorite it is for most, "So we're making love and you feel the power and I feel the power..." is an incredibly dumb lyric.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 6 October 2005 16:10 (twenty years ago)

Aren't there some crop circles that nobody understands? They are interwoven or something and/or are magnetically charged or radioactive (or something) and all of this somehow makes them continue to grow in the same pattern, year after year, season after season?

A lot of fuzzy details on my part, I know, but I haven't thought about crop circles for quite a while.

Ever Since The Abduction, Thursday, 6 October 2005 16:12 (twenty years ago)

Dude, I've met too many people who *make* crop circles to believe there's anything paranormal about them.

Paranoid Spice (kate), Thursday, 6 October 2005 16:13 (twenty years ago)

paranormal != miracle, does it?

when something smacks of something (dave225.3), Thursday, 6 October 2005 16:14 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, when crop circles started appearing of an alien face with the molecular structure of LSD, I became a little suspicious myself.

andy --, Thursday, 6 October 2005 16:16 (twenty years ago)

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/229/1129/400/relic.jpg

This is cool, whatever it is.

andy --, Thursday, 6 October 2005 16:20 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, but what does that have to do with the crop circles that aren't obviously made by people with planks of wood? I mean, if any of what I said is actually accurate (the interwoven, magnetic/radioactive whatever the hell shit), of course? Just something I read that was a complete fabrication? Or do these weird crop circles actually exist? I remember the key difference was that man-made ones were mashed, the stalks broken. The others were supposedly woven together and almost fused with heat, but no stalks or stems were broken.

When I was Abducted, They Told Me, But Now I forget, Thursday, 6 October 2005 16:23 (twenty years ago)

Ah yes, here it is:

In hoaxes, the grain stock in broken or damaged, in actual crop circles the stock is bent over but neither bruised nor damaged. There are as many as six layers of the crop interwoven, which would be impossible to hoax. This also proves that it all happens together. Using manmade methodology it’s only possible to do one layer. Under an electron microscope analysis it was noted that the molecular make-up of the plant cells of the affected grain had a crystalline structure change. Some of these circles are also so complex (see the picture at right) that it would take an architect to design the thing and a crew of workers days to complete them. from http://www.newageinfo.com/crop_circles.htm

Of course, why would anyone believe something on NewAgeInfo.com, right? That's not where I read it before, but it is the same basic statement. So, is this bullshit myth being spread far and wide or do these crop circles exist? Anyone know?

When I was Abducted, They Told Me, But Now I forget, Thursday, 6 October 2005 16:25 (twenty years ago)

"Just something I read that was a complete fabrication?"

Maybe not a complete fabrication, but you always have to be careful in that world. If the article was written by a believer, of course he'll find evidence to support his belief. And if written by a complete skeptic, he'll find absolute proof of a hoax. The middle path (of Charles Fort) keeps an open mind and realizes there are possibly experiences outside of our current ken.

andy --, Thursday, 6 October 2005 16:28 (twenty years ago)

going down to a slum in s. america and debunking a weeping idol seems like a waste of resources. and what does it contribute to the advancement of knowledge really? that's kinda dud.

but when a guy is a columnist at our newspaper and has a venue and therefore at least some sort of responsibility to write, well, responsibly about issues, and he uses this venue to suggest that we should take rocks that respond to human emotion seriously, this guy and whatever his sources are need to be debunked for all to see and then fired. it's ridiculous. this kind of debunking is classic and should be mandatory.

andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Thursday, 6 October 2005 16:33 (twenty years ago)

Saga's Demon Haunted World

totally got high and listened to this just last night. totally underrated prog classic man.

andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Thursday, 6 October 2005 16:34 (twenty years ago)

ihttp://www.hkwm.com/main_c/wholsalestreet/slim/new/mood%20ring.jpg

"and he uses this venue to suggest that we should take rocks that respond to human emotion..."

andy --, Thursday, 6 October 2005 16:37 (twenty years ago)

The bible is full of warnings about false signs and false prophets. It's good when people debunk these falsehoods. The Bible is a good resource for this as well as science in lots of cases.

A Nairn (moretap), Thursday, 6 October 2005 16:39 (twenty years ago)

The Bible is a good resource for this as well as science in lots of cases.

how so? by correcting human error and showing us the divine truth (depending on your denomination and preferred interpretation)?

andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Thursday, 6 October 2005 16:45 (twenty years ago)

http://www.amtsgym-sdbg.dk/as/crop/ufofake.HTM
Denmark is wonderful. Took a class of schoolkids 75-90 minutes to create one of those dreadfully complicated designs without breaking the corn. But that's impossible! I bet they actually just found a real crop circle and took credit for it.

Frankly, I'm all for debunking. Looking for what might be beyond what science can currently prove etc is great, but there's way too many nutjobs and cynical guys out there for me to believe in much of it.
Then again, I subscribe to two skeptics mailing lists, so y'know... I sure as fuck will never call myself a "bright" though. Worst word ever.

Anyone noticed that if you take a thick old bible and put it down on its spine, it will open to the same page every time!? It's because every bible has a ghost attached to it that is trying to tell you something by pointing you to that page.

"This is the most fantastic story I've ever heard." -"And every word of it's tru, Thursday, 6 October 2005 16:56 (twenty years ago)

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This quote for example: Mark 13:22-23 "False christs and false prophets will arise and perform signs and wonders, to lead astray, if possible, the elect. But be on guard; I have told you all things beforehand."

Part of being on guard is to look at the what was told beforehand (i.e. the Bible) also to look towards human reason.

A Nairn (moretap), Thursday, 6 October 2005 16:58 (twenty years ago)

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This quote for example: Mark 13:22-23 "False christs and false prophets will arise and perform signs and wonders, to lead astray, if possible, the elect. But be on guard; I have told you all things beforehand."

Part of being on guard is to look at the what was told beforehand (i.e. the Bible) also to look towards human reason.

Yeah, but "astray" from what? How you interpret the Bible is, well, a matter of interpretation.

"Demons" make prophecies, too, ya know, Thursday, 6 October 2005 17:01 (twenty years ago)

Spot for giant old lady to place giant drink
This is my favorite! Heehee!

Vassago, Thursday, 6 October 2005 17:08 (twenty years ago)

How you interpret crop circles, how you interpret language, how you interpret science are interpretations too. Some are better than others; none are perfect. The best interpretations are the most accurate and consistent.

A Nairn (moretap), Thursday, 6 October 2005 17:16 (twenty years ago)

"The best interpretations are the most accurate" = most hilarious tautology of the year so far!

nabiscothingy, Thursday, 6 October 2005 17:17 (twenty years ago)

I want to see the "massive fart" one, but there is just a "?"-box

A Nairn (moretap), Thursday, 6 October 2005 17:18 (twenty years ago)

(Though I suppose you could value something other than accuracy in interpretations -- novelty, entertainment value, wish-fulfillment, or eroticism. I would like to see Biblical interpretations where eroticism is considered the most important part.)

nabiscothingy, Thursday, 6 October 2005 17:18 (twenty years ago)

Can't I respond to tautology like this "How you interpret the Bible is, well, a matter of interpretation" in the way I did? It is funny.

A Nairn (moretap), Thursday, 6 October 2005 17:19 (twenty years ago)

Scientific alternatives to the anthropic principle

Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Thursday, 6 October 2005 17:20 (twenty years ago)

wow, after a quick google search, it looks like crop circles are much nicer now than they used to be. the aliens must have had some sort of renaissance.

AaronK (AaronK), Thursday, 6 October 2005 17:22 (twenty years ago)

Marian Apparitions to thread:

Medjugorje
Fatima
Lourdes
Garabandal
& coming soon to a tortilla near you!

elmo (allocryptic), Thursday, 6 October 2005 17:25 (twenty years ago)

Is it any coincidence that Marian apparitions are reserved for the simple, young, peasant, rural, and/or desperately faithful? Marian apparitions are equivalent to the pre-modern world's alien abduction experience.

elmo (allocryptic), Thursday, 6 October 2005 17:29 (twenty years ago)

I would like to see Biblical interpretations where eroticism is considered the most important part. that's an important part to consider when reading Song of Solomon.


re:AP, where is a good comprehensive list of what is included as parts of Science?

A Nairn (moretap), Thursday, 6 October 2005 17:31 (twenty years ago)

http://biblia.com/apparitions/myrna-stigmata-15.jpg

AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

andy --, Thursday, 6 October 2005 17:39 (twenty years ago)

FUCK YOU, PADRE PIO

[img on another site]

elmo (allocryptic), Thursday, 6 October 2005 17:45 (twenty years ago)

He shoulda listened to his mum and he wouldn't get such a hairy palm

Here I am, goin' to Florida, my leg hurts, my butt hurts, my chest hurts, my fac, Thursday, 6 October 2005 18:07 (twenty years ago)

the suggestion about using the bible as a good source for debunking miracles is reminding me of that mr. show sketch where they're deprogramming david out of the cult of the bob and bring on the minister who says (paraphrasing) "david, there's no heaven's chimney, or rassleberry waterfalls. but there are big golden gates in the clouds and all your friends and pets will be there, etc...."

andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Thursday, 6 October 2005 18:12 (twenty years ago)

also search Mr Show, season 2, ep 1:

David: ... We leave you tonight with that footage of that thrilling miracle from Sao Paulo, Brazil--The spitting Madonna.

[The clip is of a Madonna statue spitting, more like drooling. Mary-Lynn clings to it, kissing it.]

[Cut to clip of the Pipe Smoking Apostle, in Grovers Corners, New Mexico. Smoke is coming out of the pipe and those around it are praying.]

[Cut to clip of the Miraculous Money Eating Madonna, in Rome, Italy. People are stuffing folded bills into it's mouth.]

elmo (allocryptic), Thursday, 6 October 2005 18:29 (twenty years ago)

I think that roving gangs of secret crop circle makers are much more interesting than some sort of misunderstood hyperdimensional event. At least geophysics eventually will improve enough to explain the remaining bizarreness, but there's no way anyone is going to explain the "hey, lets go make a crop circle" phenomena.

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Thursday, 6 October 2005 18:51 (twenty years ago)

what about the Mr. Show where the guy keeps knocking down the thimble collection!!??!

A Nairn (moretap), Friday, 7 October 2005 03:25 (twenty years ago)

Yeah... how many men do you think it took to make this baby in 4 hours?

ihttp://www.ufos-aliens.co.uk/galaxy.jpg
http://www.ufos-aliens.co.uk/cosmiccrops.htm

I made bigger ones in less than 10 minutes, myself, Friday, 7 October 2005 15:24 (twenty years ago)

All with photoshop and networked computers? maybe only 3.

A Nairn (moretap), Friday, 7 October 2005 15:31 (twenty years ago)

So, they made each of the 400 circles in even LESS than 30 seconds is what you're saying? Yeah, I can see that.

Because I made one even bigger than this just now on a cigarette break, Friday, 7 October 2005 15:33 (twenty years ago)

we should first ask ourselves "what does the bible have to say about alien ufo babies?"

andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 7 October 2005 15:38 (twenty years ago)

http://www.gotquestions.org/aliens-UFOs.html

A Nairn (moretap), Friday, 7 October 2005 16:08 (twenty years ago)

The planetary science there is a bit whack.

Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Friday, 7 October 2005 16:19 (twenty years ago)

Here's a quote from one of the reviewers of that book

"[It] makes the claim that real UFO encounters are of a more super nature occurrence and are usually experienced by people who have a connection with the Occult. That these experiences are of demonic origins. Before you scoff at this idea keep in mind that idea of UFOs as we know them became popularized as the human race pioneered space travel. Pervious to then, people claimed to have seen "air ships" at the turn of the century and "fairies" and other mystical beings before then."

A Nairn (moretap), Friday, 7 October 2005 16:19 (twenty years ago)

what whack planetary science?

A Nairn (moretap), Friday, 7 October 2005 16:24 (twenty years ago)

what has a miracle ever done for me? nothin!

andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 7 October 2005 16:26 (twenty years ago)

+ From time to time you will read a headline that says something like, "New Planet Found in Distant Solar System." The fact is, none of these have ever been proved to be anything close to a life-supporting planet. The very existence of many distant "planets" are later disproved but that story never makes it into an updated newspaper headline. Knowing that only Earth can support life in our solar system, evolutionists want very badly to find another solar system to be able to state, "See, there ARE other planets! Therefore, there MUST be life on one of them somewhere!" There may be other "planets" (probably brown dwarfs orbiting larger stars) out there somewhere, but we certainly know nothing intimately about them to know if they could even remotely support "life."

Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Friday, 7 October 2005 16:27 (twenty years ago)

That's mostly talking about science media. The one comment about science has "probably" in front of it.

A Nairn (moretap), Friday, 7 October 2005 16:32 (twenty years ago)

They're being purposefully obtuse.

Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Friday, 7 October 2005 16:33 (twenty years ago)

check out the accepted planets section here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planets

A Nairn (moretap), Friday, 7 October 2005 16:35 (twenty years ago)

A Nairn, who's to say aliens aren't what cavemen called "demons?" Or that the occult isn't a technology? Hard drives are getting so small these days, ya know? Maybe one day we'll just store data in "thin air." All technology was first considered magic up until recently when (most) people stopped being morons. I also disagree with the premise that this book is "a rational Christian look" at ufo's, etc. since the term "rational Christian" is an oxymoron.

The Evil Occult-Meister, Friday, 7 October 2005 16:41 (twenty years ago)

"Look at that wheel role that way! It's magical!"

A Nairn (moretap), Friday, 7 October 2005 16:44 (twenty years ago)

From Biblical crypture:

"Wheels in the sky."

"Ladder of Lights."

Hmm... makes you think. Oh, no wait, I forgot who I'm talking to. No, it doesn't.

Evil Occult-Meister, Friday, 7 October 2005 16:46 (twenty years ago)

2:1 My son, if you receive my words
and treasure up my commandments with you,
2 making your ear attentive to wisdom
and inclining your heart to understanding;
3 yes, if you call out for insight
and raise your voice for understanding,
4 if you seek it like silver
and search for it as for hidden treasures,
5 then you will understand the fear of the Lord
and find the knowledge of God.
6 For the Lord gives wisdom;
from his mouth come knowledge and understanding;
7 he stores up sound wisdom for the upright;
he is a shield to those who walk in integrity,
8 guarding the paths of justice
and watching over the way of his saints.
9 Then you will understand righteousness and justice
and equity, every good path;
10 for wisdom will come into your heart,
and knowledge will be pleasant to your soul;
11 discretion will watch over you,
understanding will guard you,
12 delivering you from the way of evil,
from men of perverted speech,
13 who forsake the paths of uprightness
to walk in the ways of darkness,
14 who rejoice in doing evil
and delight in the perverseness of evil,
15 men whose paths are crooked,
and who are devious in their ways.

A Nairn (moretap), Friday, 7 October 2005 16:52 (twenty years ago)

You don't even know what that means, what "the Devil" is or what evil really is.

The Evil Occult-Meister, Friday, 7 October 2005 16:53 (twenty years ago)

Nairn, they cannot detect Earth sized/like planets yet; you stupid fuck.

Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Friday, 7 October 2005 16:55 (twenty years ago)

"cannot detect" = "we certainly know nothing intimately about them to know if they could even remotely support 'life.'"

Are you trying to be obtuse?

A Nairn (moretap), Friday, 7 October 2005 17:03 (twenty years ago)

Yes, but our theories of solar system formation speculate that planets with similar gross characteristics (distance to star, composition, etc.) to the Earth may very well exist in some amount of star systems.

Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Friday, 7 October 2005 17:08 (twenty years ago)

Thinking that our solar system is the only one with an earth-like planet is probably similar to a long time ago when people thought that the earth was the center of the solar system. But this still says nothing about other earth-like planets having any life.

A Nairn (moretap), Friday, 7 October 2005 17:12 (twenty years ago)

What is your "reasoning" for why life is confined to a singular planet?

Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Friday, 7 October 2005 17:20 (twenty years ago)

Can we plese to talk abou t the Qwaballah now?

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Evil, it's like the opposite of "live," dude., Friday, 7 October 2005 17:21 (twenty years ago)

fucker

Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Friday, 7 October 2005 19:56 (twenty years ago)

fucker is such a funny word

Evil Man, Friday, 7 October 2005 20:01 (twenty years ago)

Arthur C. Clarke Laws
In the book Profiles of the Future: An Inquiry into the Limits of the Possible Arthur C. Clarke states his three Laws, which are formulated as follows:

Clarke's First Law:

"When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong."

Clarke defines the adjective 'elderly' as :"In physics, mathematics and astronautics it means over thirty; in other disciplines, senile decay is sometimes postponed to the forties. There are of course, glorious exceptions; but as every researcher just out of college knows, scientists of over fifty are good for nothing but board meetings, and should at all costs be kept out of the laboratory". (in Profiles of the Future.)

Clarke's Second Law:

"The only way of discovering the limits of the possible is to venture a little way past them into the impossible."

Clarke's Third Law:

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."

Thought he wrote after the laws that "Since three laws was sufficient for both the Isaacs - Newton and Asimov - I have decided to stop here", he continued to write laws, as we can see in the Appendix 2 of The Odissey File where he states th e Clarke's 69th Law:

"Reading computer manuals without the hardware is as frustrating as reading sex manuals without the software."

latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 7 October 2005 20:11 (twenty years ago)

I think that roving gangs of secret crop circle makers are much more interesting than some sort of misunderstood hyperdimensional event. At least geophysics eventually will improve enough to explain the remaining bizarreness, but there's no way anyone is going to explain the "hey, lets go make a crop circle" phenomena.

-- Elvis Telecom (quartzcit...), October 6th, 2005.

boredom?

latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 7 October 2005 20:15 (twenty years ago)

also, a lot of circle makers consider themselves "artists" and what they do "art". like a weird new age form of graffiti.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 7 October 2005 20:17 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, It's kind of like these people here:
http://www.artlex.com/ArtLex/e/earthart.html

A Nairn (moretap), Saturday, 8 October 2005 03:04 (twenty years ago)

How does a thread on miracles get onto aliens and planets? You guys are loons.

Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 8 October 2005 03:34 (twenty years ago)

i didnt bring up anything!

latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 8 October 2005 06:23 (twenty years ago)

Try ipecac then, I hear it helps! :D

Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 8 October 2005 06:25 (twenty years ago)

(sorry heh)

Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 8 October 2005 06:25 (twenty years ago)

robble! ;-)

the suggestion about using the bible as a good source for debunking miracles is reminding me of that mr. show sketch where they're deprogramming david out of the cult of the bob and bring on the minister who says (paraphrasing) "david, there's no heaven's chimney, or rassleberry waterfalls. but there are big golden gates in the clouds and all your friends and pets will be there, etc...."

-- andrew m. (westernis...), October 6th, 2005.

OTFM. its like trekkies making fun of star wars nerds or star wars nerds making fun of tolkien geeks!

latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 8 October 2005 06:26 (twenty years ago)

Hahaa which is funny cos last night I was watching Back to the Future and going "yeah right, sif THAT would happen so conveniently" every five seconds, even tho the exact same shit happens on Futurama all the time and I dont care! Nick kept muttering "suspension of disbelief, sweetie!" betwixzt gritted teeth.

Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 8 October 2005 06:30 (twenty years ago)

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/151/1595/1024/ackbar.jpg

the pr00de abides (pr00de), Saturday, 8 October 2005 06:40 (twenty years ago)

also, a lot of circle makers consider themselves "artists" and what they do "art". like a weird new age form of graffiti.

it's a... flash mob... or something.

jbr is the value obtained from the leptonic branching ratio measurement and (Jod, Saturday, 8 October 2005 07:15 (twenty years ago)

Futurama is SHITE!

Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Saturday, 8 October 2005 16:45 (twenty years ago)

and Back to the Future is an awesome movie!

A Nairn (moretap), Saturday, 8 October 2005 16:46 (twenty years ago)

The difficulty with debunking miracles is that they are events that claim nonconformity with the physical laws of the universe. Science, otoh, hypothesizes a Law of Uniformity, which states that the physical laws which operate here and now must be assumed to operate uniformly in all places and at all times.

Once the bare possibility of miracles is accepted, it becomes impossible to debunk them using any known form of science, logic or rationality. Any debunking is always subject to the retort that God may suspend any physical law at His pleasure. This is childishly easy to assert and impossible to confute.

The reason this childish position doesn't satisfy most of us is that it requires a whimsical and arbitrary God, who uses the universe like a personal yo-yo.

Aimless (Aimless), Saturday, 8 October 2005 17:05 (twenty years ago)

yeah, that's a good point. But also witnesses play an important role too. It's not like one person is out to debunk or unbunk every miracle. I say this because the Bible is full of people witnessing miracles, and it's full of verses saying Jesus did something for the benefit of the people watching; so that their faith my grow. i.e waiting a few days before going to raise Lazerus from the dead so that more Jews are around to watch, or raising his hands up to heaven when giving thanks for the bread and fish that were about to feed 5000 so the people there see who he is giving credit to. The reason these "shows" are put on is: So that Jesus and God can recieve glory. It kind of is like a personal yo-yo. But witnesses make it easier to accept. 500 people can't all be crazy enough to think they saw Jesus resurrected.

A Nairn (moretap), Saturday, 8 October 2005 17:29 (twenty years ago)

the Bible is full of people witnessing miracles

So if I go and write a book saying that hundreds of people have seen Ned Raggett bringing minor indie bands back from the dead and feeding five thousand radio listeners with a single burrito, does that mean that he's the son of God?

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Saturday, 8 October 2005 17:32 (twenty years ago)

Yes, if you get enough followers willing to drink the kool-aid.

William Paper Scissors (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 8 October 2005 17:42 (twenty years ago)

Well, I'm willing to give it a go!

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Saturday, 8 October 2005 17:43 (twenty years ago)

"I believe in Ned the Raggett almighty, Creator of heavens! and earth..."

latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 8 October 2005 17:49 (twenty years ago)

sorry for raining on your kool-aid,

well, it would need to manifest itself to be the Word of God, by its majesty and purity; by the consent of all the parts, and the scope of the whole, which is to give all glory to God; by their light and power to convince and convert sinners, to comfort and build up believers unto salvation: but the Spirit of God bearing witness by and with the Scriptures in the heart of man, is alone able fully to persuade it that they are the very word of God.

(that's from the Westminster Larger Catechism)

A Nairn (moretap), Saturday, 8 October 2005 17:50 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, but I don't believe in the Westminster Larger Catechism. I believe in the Word of Ned. Duh!

William Paper Scissors (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 8 October 2005 17:53 (twenty years ago)

Lots of people wrote the Bible, and some people believe it to be the true word of God.
Mohammed wrote the Koran, and some people believe that to be the true word of God.
Joseph Smith wrote the Book of Mormon, and some people even believe *that* to be the true word of God.

So, I don't see why *I* shouldn't have a shot at it too.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Saturday, 8 October 2005 17:53 (twenty years ago)

The existence of these many witnesses to Biblical miracles is impossible to verify.

It is also written that Herakles ascended to Mt. Olympos as a demi-god in front of many witnesses. In any village in ancient Greece, the inhabitants could point out stones, trees, caves and other features where various local gods had been seen and had accepted a drink of water from a local maiden or such like. Modern day Irish still see leprechauns from time to time. You may choose to believe these claims or not, as you are so inclined.

If those examples don't meet your fancy, then consider that, based purely on the number of convincing details accumulated and recorded about him, Robinson Crusoe must have been a real person. Or reflect on the fact that in any modern war both sides make claims about the results of battles that cannot both be true - and yet each side finds believers in its claims. And who believes what can usually be predicted based on where the interests of the believer lie.

You want to believe the Bible. Fine. Just realize that the evidence you cite is only conclusive if the conclusion comes first and the argument in its favor is retrospective.

Aimless (Aimless), Saturday, 8 October 2005 17:54 (twenty years ago)

1 And it came to pass that THE LORD NED was visiting a great city, known far and wide as Greater London
2 And the scribe of the gospel of NED was in that city also
3 And the scribe came to a place known as Windmill, and there he found THE LORD NED sitting, surrounded by his followers.
4 The scribe said to THE LORD NED: Verily, art not thou THE LORD NED who has been seen by many thousands upon The Interwebs, and was seen by them, and in being seen by them around thy neck was a tie, and the colour of thy raiment was blue?
5 And THE LORD NED sayeth: Why, what sort of ruffian art thou to say that the colour of my raiment was blue, when all those who see the true light will witness that my raiment was of the colour purple?
6 And saying those words, THE LORD NED didst hold the scribe in both his hands, around the neck. And the scribe didst receive the true knowledge of THE LORD NED
7 And this was witnessed by many other followers of THE LORD NED.
8 After which THE LORD NED didst say: let us leave where we are sitting and enter the building, for the band will need to start their soundcheck soon.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Saturday, 8 October 2005 18:03 (twenty years ago)

Aimless, if you want to debunk miracles simply by not believing in them. Fine. Just realize that that position is no more reasonable.

A Nairn (moretap), Saturday, 8 October 2005 18:11 (twenty years ago)

It's entirely more reasonable - it's the difference between saying "we will be able to explain how this works" and "we will never be able to explain how this works".

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Saturday, 8 October 2005 18:14 (twenty years ago)

Mohammed wrote the Koran, and some people believe that to be the true word of God.

Mohammed was illiterate ace, he recited the Quran.

King nutbuster, Saturday, 8 October 2005 18:20 (twenty years ago)

Bah. Pedant.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Saturday, 8 October 2005 18:22 (twenty years ago)

"The existence of these many witnesses to Biblical miracles is impossible to verify"

How are you saying "We will be able to explain how this works" to, for example, the existence of credible witnesses to Jesus feeding 5000. You could make a conclusion first (that it is physically impossible) and argue in its favor in retrospective.

Or a good way to debunk miracles is with research; study of historical or scientific evidence.
(But I admit I am first making a conclusion, based on faith, that it is impossible to debunk some certain miracles)

A Nairn (moretap), Saturday, 8 October 2005 18:25 (twenty years ago)

You are - either accidentally or through your own deliberate fault - confusing two separate arguments.

The position of not believing in miracles is equal to saying "we will be able to explain this". In the case of modern, physical miracles, such as weeping statues, it's equivalent to saying "we will be able to explain how this works". In the case of Biblical miracles, there is so little evidence that they actually occurred that we do not need to explain possible mechanisms by which they might have literally happened. We can explain it in other ways - for example, that the Biblical description is metaphorical, not a literal description of a physical event.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Saturday, 8 October 2005 18:29 (twenty years ago)

why is it reasonable to think that man will be able to explain how anything/everything works?

why is it unreasonable to think that there are some things man can't explain. It is reasonable to think that there are some places man can't go, or some sounds man can't hear.

A Nairn (moretap), Saturday, 8 October 2005 18:34 (twenty years ago)

Will man ever go Back to the Future?

A Nairn (moretap), Saturday, 8 October 2005 18:36 (twenty years ago)

xpost

You missed my point. It was that miracles may be believed or not believed - no more and no less. Any position from which a miracle may be 'debunked' is also a position that does not allow miracles to exist at all.

If you wish to conflate "miracle" with "a puzzling and unexplained phenomenon", then you will certainly not understand my argument, as it requires these two ideas to be differentiated.

For example, Noah's flood is not physically possible without recourse to a miracle that supended physical law. The same is true of the sun standing still in the sky over Jericho. These events require miracles - fairly massive ones at that.

In contrast, the stigmata of St. Francis do not violate physical law and might have been produced by explicable means, although the exact explanantion for them is not certain. Flesh wounds are a common phenomenon that don't require recourse to a miracle. (However, if you choose to attribute the stigmata to the direct intervention of God or God's angels, then you're talking miracle, sure enough.)

Once you say "miracle", all evidence flies out the window. Since there are literally no limits to what might be true, there is absolutely no way to interpret the evidence. God might have tampered with time, or the objects, or the witnesses, or even with your own mind - so nothing can be relied on to reflect any known reality.

Aimless (Aimless), Saturday, 8 October 2005 18:41 (twenty years ago)

there is so little evidence that they actually occurred.

The Bible is full of evidence about historical and even miraculous events.

A Nairn (moretap), Saturday, 8 October 2005 18:45 (twenty years ago)

A single secondary source for something is *not* good evidence that it actually happened, though.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Saturday, 8 October 2005 18:47 (twenty years ago)

Aimless OTM

but still, Is it unreasonable to think that there are some things man can't explain?

A Nairn (moretap), Saturday, 8 October 2005 18:47 (twenty years ago)

The Bible has many books and many authors. 4 gospels written by direct witnesses are not "a single secondary source"

A Nairn (moretap), Saturday, 8 October 2005 18:51 (twenty years ago)

It is unreasonable to believe that there are some things which are physically inexplicable by their very nature. We can't hear ultrasound, but we can detect it, and we know a lot about how it works.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Saturday, 8 October 2005 18:51 (twenty years ago)

I don't know what bible you have that has 4 gospels written by direct witnesses, but it certainly isn't the one that everyone else uses.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Saturday, 8 October 2005 18:52 (twenty years ago)

Plus nevermind the arguments about the date of the authorship of the gospels!

Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Saturday, 8 October 2005 18:54 (twenty years ago)

We can't see the holy spirit, but we can detect it, and know a lot about how it works from reading scripture.

A Nairn (moretap), Saturday, 8 October 2005 18:55 (twenty years ago)

Really? What objective measuring instruments do we have that can detect the Holy Spirit, and give reproducible results?

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Saturday, 8 October 2005 18:57 (twenty years ago)

Does everybody else agree with this?

"It is unreasonable to believe that there are some things which are physically inexplicable by their very nature."

A Nairn (moretap), Saturday, 8 October 2005 18:57 (twenty years ago)

In quantum physics, the Heisenberg uncertainty principle, expresses a limitation on accuracy of (nearly) simultaneous measurement of observables such as the position and the momentum of a particle. It furthermore precisely quantifies the imprecision by providing a lower bound (greater than zero) for the product of the standard deviations of the measurements. The uncertainty principle is one of the cornerstones of quantum mechanics and was discovered by Werner Heisenberg in 1927.

Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Saturday, 8 October 2005 18:59 (twenty years ago)

detection can be done in the heart too.

Why does it have to be through an objective measuring instruments giving reproducible results?

What objective measuring instruments do we have that can detect that that kind of detection is the only kind of detection, and give reproducible results?

A Nairn (moretap), Saturday, 8 October 2005 19:00 (twenty years ago)

xpost

It is not unreasonable. But it begs the question. I personally hesitate to put my faith in the inerrancy of the text of the Bible, because believing every word of the Bible would require me to believe things about God that I find repellent and profoundly unwholesome.

Aimless (Aimless), Saturday, 8 October 2005 19:03 (twenty years ago)

Why does it have to be through an objective measuring instruments giving reproducible results?


Police, jurors, and prosecutors rely on eyewitness identifications in many cases. Since 1908, a relatively small group of psychologists whose research focuses on the limitations of witness accuracy and potentially preventable hazards to tapping those memories has been urging legal professionals to consider their ideas.

But the wheels of justice turn slowly, and doubly so when it comes to changing “the way we’ve always done it.”

In the 1970s, Elizabeth Loftus made some gains in proving how easily eyewitnesses' memories could be contaminated. In one experiment, she showed subjects a film of a car accident, then asked half of them, among other things, how fast the sports car was going when it passed the barn (there was no barn). The other half was asked how fast the sports car was going on the country road. Loftus discovered that almost 20 percent of those questioned about the barn remembered seeing a barn. After an interval (not defined in this book), when the same subjects were questioned again about the car and the barn, “even the group that had been asked about but denied seeing a barn in the first round showed an increased likelihood of saying that they had seen a barn when the question was repeated.”

Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Saturday, 8 October 2005 19:03 (twenty years ago)

Why does it have to be through an objective measuring instruments giving reproducible results?

Because that's the only way you can ensure that your results are genuine.

My heart tells me that you are an argumentative moron who doesn't actually believe a word of the things he says. It's subjective, though. So I might be wrong.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Saturday, 8 October 2005 19:04 (twenty years ago)

yeah that's a good counter-example Jon. What is a better way to rephrase this:
"It is unreasonable to believe that there are some things which are physically inexplicable by their very nature."

A Nairn (moretap), Saturday, 8 October 2005 19:04 (twenty years ago)

Why does man need to ensure that a miracle (something that breaks laws) is genuine by those very laws it is breaking? That is circular and unreasonable.

A Nairn (moretap), Saturday, 8 October 2005 19:15 (twenty years ago)

I am continuing in this argument and a often a moron and lack in my belief of the words I am saying. I think your subjectivity is accurate.

A Nairn (moretap), Saturday, 8 October 2005 19:19 (twenty years ago)

Well Nairn, plenty of religious traditions document AMAZING THINGS. Can all these AMAZING THINGS be true? Why Christianity?

Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Saturday, 8 October 2005 19:20 (twenty years ago)

I get what Jon is saying by that example, but that research seems poorly executed. Asking a trick question like "how fast the sports car was going when it passed the barn?" I'd think a research subject has increased trust in the reliability of the questions the researchers ask.

A Nairn (moretap), Saturday, 8 October 2005 19:25 (twenty years ago)

Why does man need to ensure that a miracle (something that breaks laws) is genuine by those very laws it is breaking?

That wasn't my point. My point was that to accept that miracles exist, you have to accept that there are some physical phenomena that we cannot possibly explain. Not just that we can't explain them *now*, but that they are entirely inexplicable by their nature.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Saturday, 8 October 2005 19:26 (twenty years ago)

x-post

Simply Christianity is the most reasonable out of all of them. (I am considering God the author of reason here, so it is too circular and unreasonable for man, but not for God.)

A Nairn (moretap), Saturday, 8 October 2005 19:30 (twenty years ago)

ok, then Forest Pines we differ in how perfect we think man and his unaided understanding is or will be.

A Nairn (moretap), Saturday, 8 October 2005 19:32 (twenty years ago)

that research seems poorly executed [x1000]

Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Saturday, 8 October 2005 19:34 (twenty years ago)

20 GOTO 10

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Saturday, 8 October 2005 19:47 (twenty years ago)

research.exe

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 8 October 2005 19:55 (twenty years ago)

"Simply Christianity is the most reasonable out of all of them"

Why?

latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 8 October 2005 22:59 (twenty years ago)

two months pass...
I just finished reading a book on a Catholic visionaries and was surprised to learn that visionaries are not all devout, young, uneducated or peasants. There was a bunch in Scottsdale. All of which were nominally Catholics, wealthy, and adults. So I think that dismissing Catholics as purely the imaginings of zealot children (a wierd idea in of itself) doesn't quite hold up.

Freud Junior, Third Cousin to Chuck Norris (Freud Junior), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 04:06 (twenty years ago)

Debunking miracles that are not miraculous: Very Classic
Rejecting everything that is extensively scietifically tested and remains inexplicable (and possibly 'mystical'): DUD

Freud Junior, Third Cousin to Chuck Norris (Freud Junior), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 04:08 (twenty years ago)

'possibly': haha

3456897@2345235.net, Tuesday, 3 January 2006 05:03 (twenty years ago)

"debunking" miracles that are not actually provable or disprovable at all, such as "God became incarnate in Jesus": totally dud.

Maria (Maria), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 05:14 (twenty years ago)

hold the phone everyone, apparently not all visionaries are poor!! some are actually wealthy! maybe there's something to this!

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 05:46 (twenty years ago)

hey i was responding to an above post, s locki. but thanks for paying attention. specifically i was responding to a comment that all visionaries are poor, retarded, zealous, and probably insane, when this is not the truth. whether they have money or not is not the issue. whether they are full of shit or not, is.

Freud Junior, Third Cousin to Chuck Norris (Freud Junior), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 06:10 (twenty years ago)

obviously the majority of those proporting to speak to The Virgin Mary are delusional. i am arguing that not all of them are. and that not all fit into a nice stereotype. but you weren't really looking for that, were you?

Freud Junior, Third Cousin to Chuck Norris (Freud Junior), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 06:12 (twenty years ago)

search: Nobel-prize winning physician (can't remember his name) who wrote about his trip to Lourdes in the 1920's. He denied witnessing miraculous events for many years, but eventually published a work admitting that he had seen things that were physiologically inexplicable ie. miraculous.

Freud Junior, Third Cousin to Chuck Norris (Freud Junior), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 06:14 (twenty years ago)

the other side of the coin is that when people assume that visionaries/believer in miracles are poor/uneducated, they also assume that they are full of shit because they are poor/uneducated, which, of course, doesn't necessarily follow, unless you are an asshole.

Freud Junior, Third Cousin to Chuck Norris (Freud Junior), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 06:18 (twenty years ago)

"debunking" miracles that are not actually provable or disprovable at all, such as "God became incarnate in Jesus": totally dud.

do you have examples of such things or you are just saying this for... whatever reason

24554235X@2q35.net, Tuesday, 3 January 2006 06:28 (twenty years ago)

He denied witnessing miraculous events for many years, but eventually published a work admitting that he had seen things that were physiologically inexplicable ie. miraculous.

"I don't know what happened" != "physiologically inexplicable"

phil d. (Phil D.), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 14:55 (twenty years ago)

Actually physiologically inexplicable as in someone terminally ill with TB and a massive infected abcess in her stomach that is expected to die within days, carried to Lourdes on a stretcher, and is walking, talking and fully functional with no infection whatsoever within a day. In fact the protuburation of the abcess disappeared the moment it contacted the water, as recalled by aforementioned (and as yet unnamed -- sorry!) Nobel prize-winning physician.

Freud Junior, Third Cousin to Chuck Norris (Freud Junior), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 00:43 (twenty years ago)

Miracles be real. Stop hating, suckahs!

Freud Junior, Third Cousin to Chuck Norris (Freud Junior), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 01:01 (twenty years ago)

I don't really understand JW of all people throwing like huge buckets of heartfelt meat at a troll, upthread. (i mean nairn isn't quite a _dictionary_ troll but yeah)

Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 01:08 (twenty years ago)


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