Is there anyone that doesn't post on the Noize Bored?

I'd say the noize board is for the kids who think laughing at the antics of other kids somehow makes them grown-up.

xpost

-- cutty (holle...) (webmail), October 9th, 2005. (mcutt) (later)

Yeah, and I'm proud of it! Who'd defend the idiots otherwise?

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http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:cpkvhjg_2OkJ:www.freelake.mec.edu/FLMS/graphicsclass/sodalabels/2005sodalabels/sparks.jpg

as opposed to 'I Still Think Being Anti-PC For Its Own Sake Is Shocking And That White Straight Kids Using The Words 'Nigger' And 'Faggot' In Places They Know They Won't Get Their Asses Whupped For It Are Cool', I suppose...

PS - It has been well established that the noise board has plenty of gays.

yeah. i feel an absolute fucktard now, because on closer inspection i have entirely conflated Noize and Buttez when there is no connexion. i'm sorry about defaming you noize dudes, i assumed he was a cloaked member of your number, and this mistaken assumption, mixed with the bullshit ILX IS LIKE SO PC meme, kinda wound me up. but i was totally working from a bullshit assumption, so can everyone just forget what i typed up there somehow?

what kind of music gets discussed on the noize board? i want someone to tell me more about Residual Echoes...

(i had to leave amateurist in there for good measure) [spambot-proofed emails --mod]

NEW NOISE KITTAY

see, this thread actually did cheer me up, though on ILE it might have been a twee disaster.

SPEAK UP, SOME OF THEM YOUNGSTERS ARE HARD OF HEARING

Milton is older than he looks, I remember that.

Stormy?

Tim Ellison

and gygax.

That's it.

Also, there's been some threads that have audiofiles/kinky pix and that's ASS because I post mostly at work. :-)

None found

THEY SHOUDL TURN DOWN THE MUSICS

I hope so! I'm 26 too.

but sometimes I do feel like a leisure-suited "hip" dad from the 70s trying to party down w/the young folks, coming around to smopke their weed and dig their loud music.

http://ilx.wh3rd.net/newanswers.php?board=99

http://www.sc.edu/library/spcoll/abbot/assets/idea5.jpg

NOW POST A PICTURE OF A BULL SHITTING YOU PUSSIES

MORE PICTURES
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THEY ARE MY HEROES ONE DAY I WILL BE AS MEAN AS THEM IF I TRY HARD AND EAT MY PEAS

Jess comment:

the "ruin" of ilx actually turned out to be the same thing that ruins every other internet message board and newsgroup since time began: a massive influx of random, anonymous trolls.

Is probably OTM, except that I suspect the "massive influx" is probably 2 or 3 at most total shitheads posting under a variety of different names. None of whom are "noise dudes" to the best of my knowledge.

The individual posting as "Esteban Buttez" is also "Chris "chris" Martin" "Mark E Smith" (or wtfe) and probably several others besides.

PHOTOSHOP

My attitude is similar to Tuomas's: I was brought up in the eighties and paid attention in the nineties, so I hold ironic homophobia and ironic sexism in the same regard as ironic racism. And I stopped considering "But lots of my friends are..." as an excuse a long time ago. I'm sure most of the noize boys will grow out of it, but I don't have to watch them.

And there are people who I would have thought might share that point of view, but I still saw on my quick look-see. Because he's posted already, I'll say one of them was Pashmina. But yeah, if you recognise yourself in my description of me, and you post there, I'd be interested in hearing.

PS: Yes, I KNOW this sounds condescending, I'm trying to accurately argue a pretty condescending position, which I should have shut up about in the first place.

Well, that's the next question. If there's a lot of ILE psoters over there, and there's been a sharp rise in Noise on ILE in the last few months, why is there a Noise Board?

Well, let's ask his fans, shall we?

xpost

I should read up again on why 'faggot' is okay but 'nigger' isn't, except I probably don't care enough (and it was already argued about a year ago, and the year before that).

Yeah, that's one way of summing up the noize board pretty well, that it's the American board (and I'm assuuming the role of Olde Europe with eye-rolling and watch-checking).

xpost haha what you know about my musical taste could be written on the head of a fucking pin, Jon.

Blueski, you should go tell black people to stop calling each other "that N word".

We SHOULD stop calling each other "that N word"! Isn't gonna happen anytime soon, though.

Yes please, I look like this:

http://static.flickr.com/24/51187702_55fd36a4f7.jpg

NB I have not actually looked like this for about 10 years.

why is it okay to say 'u r all gay', it might hurt someone's feelings etc etc

I WAS GONNA SAY!!!! When/how did you transform from "impish waif" into "Irish Punisher"?

so wait, does this mean Jon is gay? not that i would have a problem with that, you understand.

The only reason I do not read the noize board anymore is cos I started working and a lot of it is not very SFW :(

xpost haha fagtog!

Let's talk about something else.

...the weather?

(Ultimately the complaints surely are all about schtick and who is comfortable with what, and clearly some are more so than others -- none of which makes them a better or worse person from what I can tell.)

HELLO SAILOR!

"Two Microseconds to Love"

I got a proper job, so I'm not thin, and tactical kevlar sweaters mean that my big shoulders stop me looking fat. I have no idea why I have big shoulders.

next up: The place of Dan's penis in modern pop.

MEGO BLOWS ASS EXCEPT FOR A COUPLE OF FENNESZ RELEASES. AND BY A COUPLE I MEAN ONE AND A HALF. I AM GOING TO START MY OWN ALL DANCE FAGS WINTERTIME PRIDE BOARD AND GHERKIN JAR
http://www.ural.ru/gallery/news/techno/transport/train_magn.jpg
TAKE THAT U WANKSTA

Naturellement. I'm the one who reviews ILXors, remember?

I found one post that was 'copied' in, and I say "yeah" in it.

So, no.

http://www.ural.ru/gallery/news/techno/transport/train_magn.jpg

What are these stats and where are they from? why do i have such a wicked number?

x-post, yep!

GRIME IS SHIT.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/lizzy.jpg

Hmmm, I haven't gotten it yet, but I am intrigued!

I HEARD YOUR BAND IS SELLING YOUR GUITARS
AND BUYING PASSES TO SEA WORLD!
	
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― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Monday, 10 October 2005 18:48 (twenty years ago)  

I have no idea what "TMI" even stands for.

Robbie Fulks tries to rap, about people who died in 2007; not as funky or funny as Jim Carrol or Adam Sandler -- what does Xgau see in this guy again?

http://cdbaby.com/cd/fulksrobbie

-- xhuxk, Sunday, January 13, 2008 7:00 PM (Sunday, January 13, 2008 7:00 PM) Bookmark Link

I AM A WEREDOLPHIN!!!

God, Andrew was an insufferable prick.

lol @ weredolphins!

what the hell was i going on about? very embarrassing.

GUYS I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT THIS "NOISES BOARD" BUT I HEAR IT IS HOMOPHOBIC??? PLZ ADVISE

OMG UR GAY!!!!!!!!!!!1

I post once a year on Noize to see if I'm banned there.

I think I was banned back in ... August? So not anymore. :(

i got banned once on old ilx :D

i am unbanned now

greee heee heeeeee

^^ always fukken makes me laugh

some1 rename noize bored to I Love Food plz

site new answers = rip sub-board provincialism

i am actually surprised more noisers do not post to i love cooking. though i guess they just love eating it rather than cooking it.

"I post once a year on Noize to see if I'm banned there."

I don't understand what banned really entails. Can you still read but not post?

http://www.myspace.com/redhookfoodvendors

the UES has huaraches now

where on the UES?

i'm feeling all nostalgic for circa 2005 noise board glory days.

Lex b/w 86 and 87. Dunno if the truck's there during weekdays.

i just posted on noizeboard for first time in long time. where everyone go?

i been busy though. wake me when ian getz back

ask chaki

oh word i have seen the truck a couple of times, it's by my train

thank you gabbneb

jon's tantrums and generally childish behavior drove everyone away

searching for the word "bro" in ilx thread titles the other day almost brought a tear to my eye. instead I just invented the term "lolstalgia" in my head

aw

blood diamonds tom

I just invented the term "lolstalgia" in my head

i feel slightly sheepish saying this, but that's kind of genius

I keep doing cpr in the hope the body springs back to life

of course my cpr involves chase-rolling innocent leonardoers so caveat emptor

i don't even know what the last sentence in yr post is getting at, but i salute you in any event

it sounds funny, fwiw

Ed.

how do i "chase-roll"?

first you find a cat without a face...

The Noize Board has no hold upon me. I can scarcely recall visiting the noize board's New Answers, let alone reading any threads.

For all I know its innate superiority shines like a beacon of brilliance, flashing its searing white light across the tepid seas of the web. Or it might be a messy bundle of immature nonsense. I couldn't say, really.

I do all my senseless posting to Ask A Drunk. You can look it up.

I occasionally lurk on Ask A Drunk

I kinda think the noize bored at its pinnacle was the best any messageboard can hope for, and then like every other salon full of super shiny people it exploded leaving a ruined hole and accompanying diaspora of perfectly good personalities relegated to pursuing less confrontational hobbies, like videogames and biciycles and record collections and weed and career advancement.

There's no great love that comes without great hate. Ask Paris of Troy, word?

The DC threads and London Watercooler did well enough until the matriarch ditched, like old school nomads, whereas noise was run by a dude, and he did well enough until he finally ran up against another dude who was bigger than him, and then ruin. Also, he was kind of a dick to his people.

TITTWIS also nomad tribe run by a woman, also swept away by absence of queen

three years in anthropology don't count for nothing here kids

yer onto the deal. noise board wasn't the first board i've been on that was SUPER righteous for a little while and then the usual happens.

i think the part that bugs me most is that gygax, jorel, ddb, etc were pals from prior such good environs... and i don't really see the path to the next hurrah. it's like, "ah shit, gandalf, frodo, and the elves got on their frickin boats without me."

i guess i was a sub-wayne lurker rah.

regardless, i was happy to be an extra on cheers. (or shit, was it frasier, oh no! probably not.) good times. it's not any particular site, it's the people. like you said, the key couple folks bail and there's mutiny, no navigation and the rum runs dry.

Ed.

-- Raw Patrick, Thursday, 26 June 2008 23:30 (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

Mainly because chaki was such a cock the one time I did post there.

not his fault you got silly white dude dreads

oh man Ed are you gonna let him say that to you

depends, is that meant to be some kind of slight against me?